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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (13 children)

Sad part is there is SOOOOO much more drama than that from SR1. (LucyDrop, EnterTheMatrix, etc...) This is an ever evolving soap opera and has been since its inception. I don't really do much business on there but love it for the entertainment value, there is always a cool story going on.

[–]fractalscattering 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Don't forget our favorite HallucinatingHorse! I almost miss the guy..

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (7 children)

I honestly really miss DoD, HH, maybe also Barack Obama. I assumed they were the same person. His methed out rants and numerous shill accounts were sadly the highlight of my work day. Still To this day his old antics bring a smile to my face.

HH if your listening take a good hit off the ole meth pipe and come back I miss you!!-

[–]aft3rm4th 3 points4 points  (1 child)

After he got doxxed I'm pretty sure no one has really heard from him, that or no one cares.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! I was wondering if he died or what. We'd KNOW if he was about.

[–]aalewis____ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's kinda sad when you think about it. A deceitful member that has no motive but exploiting the community is more entertaining than everyone else.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is true and I hate to admit it but it was very entertaining for me. The one thing that really pissed me off about the community is when I would go on SR2.0 forums. There were so many people that held this new so called DPR aka Bob in such high regards that they treated him like a god.

[–]RoyalOilSR 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I honestly really miss DoD, HH, maybe also Barack Obama. I assumed they were the same person.

Also what ever happened to HEATfan?

[–]Wordizbond 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Plot twist: HEATfan was nothing but an alternate personality of DoD's that came around after he sobered up. He'd expose his own scam attempts because of the subconscious guilt he felt, but once he hit that meth pipe, scammer DoD would be back at it. Like a drugged out Jekyll and Hyde.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha.

[–]aalewis____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they should make a tv show about darknet drama lol

[–]Rzarect0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What ever happened to Lucydrop?

[–]Otters_arent_real 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually never used a market like this but I caught a link in another sub.

Darknet drama is best drama

[–]GrandWizardsLair[S] 0 points1 point  (18 children)

Thanks! I'm looking through it now to see what I can find

[–]GrandWizardsLair[S] 0 points1 point  (17 children)

My, my, my. Amazing how much Limetless and Vlad1m1r have in common. And what absolutely horrible OpSec Vlad1m1r has. Anyone who wants to go through this and do a bit of digging will discover a real gem wherein he reveals his full name and date of birth in an effort to prove he isn't a BNP member.

Vlad1m1r's LinkedIn page also reveals ties to Nigeria. Limetless' infamous range rover was being sold through the London office of a Nigerian security company, or more precisely a flat belonging to a Nigerian sales rep.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (16 children)

The only thing is that Limetless was clearly a Northern scally who lived in Manchester or thereabouts. I honestly don't think he was smart enough to work for an IP law firm.

[–]GrandWizardsLair[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Limetless certainly did write with a rather pronounced accent. Being a Yank, I'm not familiar with the various dialects of British English so I'll take your word that he wrote like someone from Manchester. But there's just one more thing.

The Grand Wizard adjusts his sparkly trenchcoat

The Grand Wizard knows lots of people who speak English dialects. I've met Anglophones who grew up everywhere from Arkansas to Zimbabwe. They all sound pretty different. And you can make a guess at origins if you look closely enough. Someone from Minnesota is going to use phrases you won't see from a Liverpudlian, and of course there are the big ones like "color/colour" and "check/cheque."

But people who don't talk like NBC or BBC announcers rarely WRITE their dialect. You don't see people from Pig Hollow, Kentucky typing "Once I git dun chawin' this here backer, I'm goin' down the holler to fix the still and court my cousin." You don't see black folks who grew up in the hood typing "I be bustin a cap in dat mofo 4 shiznit." The people who type like that are invariably laying on stage makeup for a show. Just an observation, brought to you by 500ml of espresso and an armodafinil.

Oh, and just one other thing while the Grand Wizard is here. Isn't it funny how Limitless and Hiniguel, streetwise gangsters who graduated magna cum laude from the School of Hard Knocks, have such remarkable grammar and spelling? Once you make allowances for dialect, they do a tremendous job of making sure that the verb agrees with the subject, that all the non-idiomatic words and phrases are spelled correctly, and that the punctuation is used correctly.

[–]hoxie3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its funny because i know you dont mean it seriously, but the people i have met in kentucky are rarely as redneck/hillbilly as people from other northern TN areas. Never have trekked to eastern KY however and of course everyone in west ky claims the east is the bad part. Sheesh who knows.

[–]GrandWizardsLair[S] 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Did you ever meet Limitless IRL? Do you know anyone else who did? Remember, Grasshopper, on the Internet nobody knows nobody.

Given the crap mephedrone he was slinging I'd be more inclined to think Channel Islands than Manchester. From everything the Grand Wizard has ever heard, Madchester has better drugs.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (10 children)

Yeah but still, you can spot a scally a mile off. The Channel Islands is way too posh and small for him and he couldn't fake that personality 24/7 or, rather, he couldn't hide it. By "Manchester", I mean: "anywhere above Manchesteron the map" (southerners don't stray further than 4 hours North of London dontchaknow). You're not a Brit so you have to trust me on this.

[–]GrandWizardsLair[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If Limetless is not Vlad1m1r, Vlad1m1r certainly knows him. And I always got the sense Lim was "stupid" the way Hiniguel is. Both of them go on these silly, obviously bullshit rants. Then they'll stumble and the mask will slip for a moment and you realize you're dealing with somebody who's a whole lot smarter than he wants to let on.

The Grand Wizard has never set a sequined slipper on Albion's fair shores, but it's definitely on my bucket list.

[–]Mytheoryabout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, the mask slips . . . . It's a shame all this talent wasted on scamming. A real sociopath.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah I don't deny at all that they were in cahoots with each other and probably knew each other IRL.

Edit: added probably.

[–]gerundive 0 points1 point  (4 children)

southerners don't stray further than 4 hours North of London

Four hours North of London is Scotland.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Not in a car it's not my love.

[–]gerundive 1 point2 points  (1 child)

These days people (well Southerners anyway) tend to use trains and planes for long distance travel rather than walking / horse & cart / cars etc :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh goshdarnit, I've been getting about using one of those handcars you have to pump with a friend - straight out of a 1960's motion picture comedy whilst listening to the gramophone. :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and really I was just saying that tongue in cheek to play up to the wooly southerner stereotype.

[–]Mytheoryabout -1 points0 points  (1 child)

We do get that you are well acquainted with the backstories of these characters. That much is clear. You are very clearly a Brit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only have a passing interest when extremely bored. Yar i'm a brit, but I promise you not all of us are mentalists who sit on SR forum sock puppets talking to ourselves. I'm ashamed for Britain's mental healthcare system letting Lim and Hin slip through the net. Are Lim and Hin one and the same maybe?

[–]Mytheoryabout -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You seem as familiar with the script for "Limetless" as you did Hiniguel. Wonderful grasp of fiction!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. Instead of watching "The Bold and the Beautiful" I "watch" the SR Forums. I swear we're going to have a plot twist soon where someone comes back from the dead like Bobby Ewing in dallas. The DPR arrest never happened! we all dreamt it! really he was in the shower all this time!

[–]GrandWizardsLair[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Vlad1mir worked in British financial services at a fairly big bank for an IP law firm on the Channel Islands. If things on that side of the pond are anything like they are over here, Her Majesty's regulatory authorities have all kinds of information on Vlad1mir. Here the SEC would have at the very least fingerprints, credit history, and a background check including a list of family and associates. If Scotland Yard doesn't already have that they could get it with a few hours of digging.

And here we thought Ross Ulbricht had crap OpSec. Next to these guys he's the G.D. Batman.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to go read this now. I could do with a good larf.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me, I used vlad1m1r so many times, I thought he was pretty decent when I used him.

[–]GrandWizardsLair[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, this just gets better and better. Not only does Vlad1m1r have a UK LinkedIn page, he has a Facebook page which lists his job and his current location.

[–]Mytheoryabout -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I followed that drama too. It was interesting when Vlad1mir ran off with the money, Mr. 24/7 on the forums Limetless happened to be gone on vacation to a place without internet.

When he came back he personally attacked everyone who dared associate himself with the obvious ponzi scheme. In other words, he sounded very defensive.

I keep wondering if Limetless is the one running the current SR2 scam. There aren't many people who can manage to mess with forums 24/7. The current admin seems to have countless "sockpuppets".

Is it you? You Chav Thuggy asshole with the o so fragile ego that is compensating for something (perhaps a teeny weeny)?

I also think this creature has a lot of sockpuppets on here too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yah he def was hung like a hamster. Coke droop.

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