Please post your USDank reviews here. We'll make this a "one stop shop" for changing the doubters minds. In order to make sure all the haters change their mind and apologize to the posters who were called shills/etc, please follow these general guidelines:
Use a throwaway for your review. It boosts reader's confidence in EVERYTHING you say, and it also makes you impervious to law enforcement.
If you go through the trouble of posting pictures, make sure they look similar to all other recent reviews' pics, make sure to get bag shots and not close up high res pics of buds because only lamers care about good pics. Your word is good enough. Better yet, if you're really feeling preachy, leave out the pics. That'll show the fucking doubters.
Be as vague as possible about the details. Again, this boosts reader confidence and adds an extra shield against LE. The only relevant details should be describing USDank's FUCKING AWESOMENESS. He's great, and he refunded you, I mean, you fucking said so! If you're half as awesome as USDank, you'll post the review before you even get the shit! WOW! Fuck yeah
Under no circumstances should you address critics with logic and facts. The BEST way to win someone over and therefor increase my boy USDank's bottom line is to yell at those who don't believe you, especially when they ask for clarification and details. Details are for lamers, not you.
I'll start, this is for my boy USDank.
Just received a QP of DANK LOUD SON!!!! LOL
I can't believe all the hate USDank is getting here. I got my 1K refund, and just received my pack today. It's fucking dank cuz it's USDank!!!! lol can't post pics cuz my camera is broke :( but it's MY BOY USDANK SO YOU KNOW IT'S LEGIT PLAYA!!!1!!!1
Unban him agora, I'm proof, he's not scamming! He's the best vendor ever and this is the best weed ever! And I fucking love juju joints
and don't call me a shill, i just posted PROOF!