Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[5 Points] None:

Will the BARTARD drama ever end??????


[3 Points] FEdUpdateLater:

Ordered 50g from Mr.Saturn on the 18th to US. He offered a reship if it doesn't show tomorrow but I feel like sending another to the same drop isn't smart? Possible CD? Burn house and Belize? Probably got lost but I'd still like to hear if anybody else had this situation.


[2 Points] None:

Am i the only one freaked the fuck out by 'Puppy_Monkey_Baby"?????


[2 Points] None:

What's "up"?


[2 Points] None:

Is this a place to order illegal drugs or did I get excited for natta?


[1 Points] TheHypeIsReal:

How does one wake up in the morning and start his or her day NOT in spite of another person?


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[1 Points] Nova2418:

when is it a good idea to buy on DNM? Buying when BTC ratio is high or low? I already knew that you should buy BTC when ratio is low.

Can I play with the currencies? Sometimes, BTC ratio on CAD is lower compared to usd, so if I change my currency am I theoretically buying cheaper?


[1 Points] clockman12:

What is the difference between escrow available and direct-pay-only. In escrow does the market use what currency you have in your market wallet to pay on your behalf? In direct-pay do you send the payment directly from your wallet to the vendor's?


[1 Points] Bobrosshappytreesman:

How come every time I have a good idea for a post I forget it 5 seconds later.


[1 Points] DNMN00bThr0wawy:

What made you decide to use Dark Net Markets?

On the real here, no matter how many precautions you take to be anonymous, at the end of the day you're following a guide you found online and giving your name and address to someone.

How do I as an individual know LEO isn't on the other end?

You mean to tell me that LEOs can't give each other positive reviews on their markets?


[1 Points] overquery:

Why is it that when I paste my PGP keys into either emails or even onto market sites it adds spaces in between the lines? What can I do to fix this?


[1 Points] Uslsdthrowaway:

Any recommendations for LSD with local US shipping? Preferably cheap in small amounts rather than bulk.


[0 Points] None:

I have not posed a question out of this. Just feel like being a moron for fucks sake here. But I read a thread on one of these drug subs about "how do you people live sober?" And other qna's along this sort of topic.

And you know what, trick is to live no matter what. Sober, stoned, falling out of your chair because you are high and laughing/crying so hard...it does not matter...just live.

Here I am, I could be typing up essays to make bitcoin to order some fancy drug in a few weeks but instead, I prefer cash. I prefer to put my back into my living. I know, I already said it, I'm a fucking moron. TELL ME SOMETHING I DID NOT KNOW!!1! LOL

Most of us have seen how I've been since I've been on reddit...go ahead, feel free to read my posts and whatnot. What do I do? Get on my knees and beg for mercy? FUCK NO!!! My body hurts and I'm 'too young' to have degenerative disc disease but I get up straight and strong, go shovel some fucking snow so one might be able to get out for work tomorrow or what have you...and be damned if I don't try to get drunk tonight. Never had a hot tati but there's a first for everything right? I did that shit IN THE COLD RAIN AND SNOW...Mark my word, I will be looking this house over for the bottle of 151 and having myself a drink tonight God damnit! And the snow shovel that's sticking up in the back of my truck in the driveway with a cardboard sign that says "will shovel for money $$ phone number"...yea, when, not if I wake up to my phone ringing in the morning and I'm all hung over and feel like hell literally froze over...I will DO MY BEST to say something along the lines of "pardon me sir/ma'am, all I need to do is get myself together, the other coveralls are drying out as we speak but I got another pair around here somewhere. I know it, I'll be sure to be there, ain't got no salt but I'll do, the best I can..."

I'm done now, I think... thank you. Much love ;}