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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
grampajoe / Nucleus |
Product/s reviewed: |
Free joint & 28g Blue Cheese flower |
International?: |
USA |
Vendor requires FE?: |
YES |
Price before shipping: |
$200 |
Shipping cost : |
$15 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[x]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[x]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (BAKED% ) |
Review:
I'm very pleased with this order. Seriously, you should order from grampajoe. I ordered because of the free j giveaway and it was totally worth it. Some said it wasn't worth the risk for a j. I said, in for a dime, in for a dollar; if it's gonna get intercepted, at least make it worth it. Obviously, if someone stabbed the pack with a machete and went hunting, there'd be nowhere to hide, but grampajoe used bullet-proof aroma control on this one. The smell isn't overpowering, but overall, at $200/oz., bonus weight, and a free joint, I think this might be the best bang for the buck that I've had from a DNM weed vendor before. The Nucleus pictures pretty accurately depict the product.
For those curious, the j weighed in at 0.679g.
Really though, those joints are landing and I'm out of fire! BRB.
Edit 1: Awwww yeah. Camping MRE matches here we come!
Edit 2: I'll tell you this. I had to reseal a couple spots, expect the paper to seperate during shipping a tiny bit. I put a hollow cardboard filter on it also because that's how I smoke 'em. I finished 1/6th of it. I don't think I'll have much motivation to finish this review right now. Yeah... I'm pretty baked. I'll finish this review later.
Cannabis reviews are such a disappointment without pics.