Ordering to a P.O box vs ordering to your house with a nosy wife

Hi, after 2 years of DNM ordering, my wife finally opened a pack and found white powder. I was able to come up with an excuse because of my job, but she is still very suspicious and I feel I can no longer order to my house anymore.

So I opened a P.O box to order drugs without her snoopy around. So I order 3 legal items off of ebay and amazon (typical Priority mail sized packs) to test the P.O box and make sure everything works as planned. But when I went to my P.O box when I went to open it up, it was very small and you could only fit letters in it, and there was a pink slip informing me to approach the counter and have the workers retrieve my Packs from the back room. When I order drugs the same thing will happen.

So is using my P.O box a safe way to order drugs? Will she get suspicious if I have 5 Priority packs all land on the same day?


Comments


[11 Points] globking:

Sounds like your marriage is going well.


[9 Points] DooshNozzzle:

... she knows. She's just letting you get away with using drugs for whatever reason. Women know their man.


[5 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

You can upgrade your P.O Box to a bigger size. You don't need to but if it means 24 hour access vs. having to ask staff to find your packs I can see it being worth it.


[4 Points] None:

Holy shit! Your wife found white powder?? I already have a story for that contingency: "supplements" haha.

USPS is your friend my friend.

I'm on that mailbox like stink on shit when it's package day.


[5 Points] throwoutofwindowplz:

Tell the wife


[3 Points] Bulky_Bear:

In before someone says, "just be honest with your wife"

If I were in your shoes, I'd just order to the P.O. box, honestly. Especially if you both check the mail.


[3 Points] dabAsorrus:

PO box for sure, it's easier than explaining it to your wife about why priority pack keep coming. After a while the double ship excuse "oh the vendor fucked up and send me a extra pack" doesn't work. And when she makes you open it in front of her pray it's not a OZ of crystal.

Also why even tell her about the PO box if you don't have to? If she's nosey the less she knows the better.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

I've had to do this in the past for a pack for postage. It's fine.


[1 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

I've been wanting to ask my powder vendor for extra stealth shipping. Wrap the bag with bud and then vac seal that so it just looks like some pot. It's a crap shoot at my house if she opens them or not.