New Identity Peaches Guide: Does it work?

This guide: https://imgur.com/a/rgUpI

I was incarcerated for two years (weed and lsd) and since I got out it's been impossible to find a job. I'm leeching off a friend now but I know he's getting pissed and I really need to be independent. I looked up posts from a few years ago about this guide, and no one has reported success because no one really tried. There were two guys saying they got the birth certificate and the health insurance card and tried to go to the SSA office to get a new SSN and said they would report back if it worked, and neither posted ever again. The SSA office has armed guards every location I've been, so it seems if they suspected you were lying you would not make it out of there.

I ordered the birth certificate of an acquaintance I went to high school with, his name is very common. I also got a fake health insurance card and fake student ID. It seems I can get a valid drivers license without an SSN, if I just claim I was never assigned one and show stuff like utility bills/student id/health insurance card. Also I can use something called a "The Individual Tax Identification Number (ITIN)" which mainly illegals use to open bank accounts and pay taxes. But I still don't know how to get a valid SSN to get a job. Any tips?


Comments


[6 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

It'll work. You just gotta make sure you stick to your story like shit on a hairy asshole.


[5 Points] SoldadoyProfeta:

If theres mexicans working illegaly i bet you can too


[3 Points] subutextual:

What were the circumstances of LSD and weed netting you 2 years in prison, if you're willing to share?


[3 Points] ArcticAG:

Memorize his information to best of your ability and practice your story.
Consider traveling to a state with more lax offices/policies, look professional, and arrive when the offices first open before the employees get in a bad mood.

Perhaps this talk could help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FdHq3WfJgs

There are also vendors that sell fake social cards which I know have been used at DMV - they most likely would have to match real info.


[1 Points] Bart4rd:

O.o I don't think we can help ya bud


[1 Points] None:

I too have felony charges relating to weed and it has been very difficult finding housing. apartments are willing to allow people to have dogs, but not felons. it's quite ridiculous, so I'm pretty much confined to living in the ghetto with a slumlord. it sucks man and I feel for ya


[1 Points] SpiffyWhiff:

You need that social security card and the numbers have to match:

https://www.uscis.gov/e-verify/about-program

If you can't get the guys SSN, the employer can't file the I-9 form, and you can't get paid.

Either find under the table work, or work on explaining your felony. You'd be surprised how many employers are sympathetic to nonviolent felons who are upfront and act the part of a reformed citizen.