[Vendor Review] Lifecare - 0.5g Heroin #4 (Alphabay) - Bonus reviews inside

Firstly, I prefer a narrative-only format for reviews. Apologies if this bothers anyone, personally I find the numbering system to be nearly worthless.

Disclosure

Bought some #4 H from LifeCare with his 50% off sale. The account has only 1 other review which is also on LifeCare. Also, they are both positive reviews. I write this to increase transparency, so that somebody digging through my profile doesn't bring it up and cry shill. When reading any review, one should evaluate the quality of the evidence. In the end it's always your responsibility to determine how much stock you place in each review.

I'm also going to leave a couple of short reviews for some other vendors.

Purchased 1/2 g #4 heroin from LifeCare on Alphabay.

*Shipping * Ordered on sunday, marked shipped monday morning, on my doorstep on saturday. This was approximately in line with previous orders. It was a standardized shipping package (I'm not sure if saying the specific type is against the rules?), no handwritten label. I tried feeling through the outside of the package to see if I could detect anything fishy but nada. As per usual, the ninja-grade stealth is real. I've had good experiences with Lifecare all-around, but as I've said before, his stealth is what keeps me coming back. Of course MBB, decoy present.

Communication I typically don't communicate more than absolutely necessary with vendors, but during comms he has been polite, usually gets back to me within the day at most, or usually within a few hours. Comms could be faster I guess, but that's very nit-picky since you can't expect the guy to be responding to messages 24/7. To me it's more important for a vendor to be professional / understandable, which he is.

Product Disclaimer - I have never done H before this event. I do have significant experience in other opiates. I have zero acquired tolerance. Hopefully, despite my lack of experience with H, my assessment of the product will still be useful to others. All route-of-administration was via insufflation, I'm not down with IV. I don't have a scale however bag appears at minimum 0.5g, perhaps over. Color was that off white with a little brown. Came in 2 chunks, very little free powder. The rocks were the hard type that like to spray like a claymore mine when you go to crush 'em, but break down into a fine powder easily. I have no idea how it "should" look, maybe somebody can chime in and educate me on this. However it looked pretty much identical to the picture.

My lady friend was in town and we were hanging out. She isn't really into drugs, but she gave me the green light while she sipped on some wine. So, early-on into the night I slipped into the bathroom and did a small key-bump. No burn whatsoever, to me it had a mild pleasant smell which reminded me a bit of coke. Granted, no idea what it should smell like. I didn't know what to expect for how long it should take to onset, but 10 mins or so I had only the traces of a buzz. I decided to dose, this time with two key bumps. Mind you these were all small bumps. Shortly after that I became very high, it was clearly evident to my friend, as I was slurring, nodding off occaisionally. I still needed to go to Target before it closed and so we left to do that, however once I got there I realized there was no way I should be in public in my condition so I just went home in shame.

Overall I'd guess that it was maybe 40-50 mg. Based on what I've read or heard about dosing H, that would make this pretty potent.

Overall - LifeCare is a standup vendor, great stealth, great products, great reputation. This was exceptional gear at 50% off, and in my opinion definitely worth the price now that it's at at an exceptional instead of 50%. Would buy again.

Mr. Escala - 1 G Meth - Purchased over a month ago. His customer service, communications, shipping speed and stealth were all adequate or above. However his product was terrible. Had a floral smell. I'm nearly 100% certain there was no actual meth in the product and I was shipped straight epsom salts.

Heizzenberg - 1 G Meth, 0.25 g fish scale coke - Purchased over a month ago. I remember his comm to be short and to the point, but professional. He does seem to take about 1 day to get back to messages though. His stealth was basic but adequate. His meth is the best I've ever had, but pricy. Totally worth it tho in my opinion. Unfortunately I can't comment on the coke, I actually threw it out with the garbage and hadn't realized it until the trash had been collected. I didn't ask for a refund since it was my fault and my fault alone.

TripWithScience - 1 vial liquid shrooms - Awesome experience overall, would recommend to anybody. Great visuals at 1 vial dosage, while drowsing off the sleep I got great flashing swirling lights in the darkness and this giant light-show pirate ship looking thing kept floating / drifting around my ceiling. I've never had visuals that strong before, I loved it and can't wait to try them again.


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