The 'bartards' joke makes you sound like fools

You all love posting in the Xanax drama threads (which are admittedly like a damn soap opera most of the time) about how the dumb shot out 'bartards' are freakin out again because they're not gonna get their pills on time and are afraid of withdrawal and need to stop poppin so many bars cause it makes us dumb and crazy. And whatever the fuck else you say

You morons are ignorant AF. nobody in these threads actually cares about the pills because they want to eat them. The Xanax scene probably rakes in more profit for the active members than any other on the DNMs. We all freak out because we are all running serious operations and we don't have time for these issues tripping our shit up. We usually have bulk buyers/street resellers waiting on our packs, and cash waiting to come in for further investment.

So if your laughing at the drama, that's fine. So long as you realize it's business drama. Not fiends bugging out about getting a fix. When you make fun of it that way, you just make a fool of yourself


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[10 Points] fuckintristan:

Dude you need to take a xanax and chill. Oh wait..


[5 Points] None:

OK Susan, we get it, its "SERIOUS", business serious. and how dare any of us have a good laugh at a bartards expense....WTF!!!!! BTW....its a bunch of bartards in full panic mode because that FIX may not get fixed. And good golly Miss Molly, that is some funny ass shit. Remember, you bartards are here for OUR amusement!!!! But keep telling yourself whatever it takes to get through the day Susan....PLUR ;-)


[3 Points] None:


[3 Points] None:

we are all running serious operations

sorry dude, you're really not. you're probably just new to selling drugs and are starstruck with the profits. I'm sure there are some pretty legit xanax dealers out there, but those guys are able to effectively manage their inventory such that they dont need to come on reddit to bitch about a late pack. furthermore, a single late pack wouldn't hinder their investment capabilities, cause they're already rolling in cash and know how to effectively manage that too.

personally, I think the resellers are as ridiculous as the users, but for different reasons. you guys all think you're the next Pablo Escobar or Freeway Rick Ross. don't get me wrong - the margins on xanax are insane, and you can make a ton of money. but think about what you're REALLY doing in order to make that money.

you're ordering fake xanax off the internet, marking it up 500%, and then flooding a market which is largely composed of underage kids, Chief Keef fans, the unaware, those coddled into believing they actually have an anxiety issue, and the mentally ill. which again, is fine, all money spends the same...but look at it for what it is. you aren't doing anything noteworthy or innovative, if anything it's predatory.

really, now that I think about it in depth, it all makes sense. just like the dude abides, the bar bartards. in a user, it causes them to drive their car into a tree or get into a fist fight with their boss. in the seller, it clouds their vision such that they dont recognize they face the same issues literally every other drug dealer faces.

besides, what are you so butthurt about? tweakers get ragged on quite a bit here too, and as someone who smokes quit a bit of meth, it doesn't phase me. it's usually spot on. like this post. go ahead, say it. "meth, huh". you're goddamn right, lots of it too.


[1 Points] None:

Super cereal...


[1 Points] None:

giggle


[1 Points] nulledandrouted:

this is basically the atypical argumentative state of every backass bartard in existence. blame everything but your actual problems. sober up and realize they are probably right when they call you out on this, then denial sets in and right back to what you guys know best, being strung out falldown ass bartards


[0 Points] None:

he he


[0 Points] ayyyyyThrowaway:

There's only a handful of posts that ever fit the bartard archetype

There's a ton of posts where people make fools of themselves going to extreme lengths to continue a joke that died a long time ago

Not saying it can't be funny ever again but so many people go overboard with it to the point where they don't realize they've become the bartards themselves, posting frantic nonsense