Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

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Comments


[12 Points] new2dadnm:

Is it really this easy to start up as a vendor? Tell me if I am understanding this process right boys or I am gravely missing something here...

My understanding goes like this. ISP knows I use tor and when I use it, just don't know what I am doing on it, which is why I figured VPN wouldn't benefit me as much since Tor is legal to use, right? Tails is there to provide no incriminating evidence on a computer. PGP encryption to keep real shit safe. Multi-sig wallets so I don't get scammed as a vendor. Leave as little money-trails as you can, thus the pay by cash. Clean house in case they for some reason profile ya. Dirty house to do the dirty things one must do. Tumbling to have safe clean cash, which in turn brings beautiful life or tragic end. I've been re-reading the guidelines on the right like crazy, including the Jolly Roger's guide. Hopefully this is the correct procedure to get LE's off my dick, if not, please message me/reply and point me to the right direction.

Mods, if you noticed I posted the same question on the noob area, but it wasn't gaining much friction so I decided to post here if that is okay.


[9 Points] an_illegal_smile:

Not really a stupid question, just a comment that I'm glad the darknet exists. I've been helping a friend of mine with terminal bone cancer die at home, and with no insurance it wasn't going to be without pain. Today her pharma fentanyl gel patches arrived (purchase from hightest on Nucleus.) She had such a good night, I made her favorite dinner and she ate every bite, and now she's sleeping. It is so good to see the pain go from her face. I know most of what is bought and sold on the DNMs is for recreational use, but sometimes you vendors are angels of mercy. (thanks, hightest, for the very fast shipping and the 100% legit product. You are a stand-up vendor.)

Edit: also, thanks to /u/Nod_God


[3 Points] None:

How many? Does it really?


[2 Points] None:

Never fails....Every damn time I have a stupid question....Its on a goddamn Tuesday!!!!! WTF!!!!!!


[1 Points] Dankdankfinger:

If you tumble bitcoins, does that mean you can intitially buy them anywhere with your personal info?


[1 Points] BellasAShitCunt:

Anybody have good stats on international shipping success rates to Australia? With the mix of being easily scammed by vendors as well as the package being seized, I'm not too sure. I won't be ordering enough to get any sort of CD so I'm not too worried about that, just cost protection. MDMA is the product, $30 grams are unheard of over here.


[1 Points] MenmaXhan:

So I download a software for a PGP. I have a key it says, how do I use it? Like with alphabay or something when they say to use a PGP?

Also, there is a checkbox to use seller's public pgp as well. I got some free stuff digitally, and noticed this. I'm pretty sure it's used to give the seller your address right?

Note: New to DarkNet, not trying to fuck up.


[1 Points] bigazznugz:

What market has the best reputation atm looking primarily for us to us vendors


[1 Points] Philthster76:

I'm looking for a way in to DHL, but registration is closed and invitation only. Does anybody have any suggestions on how to get an invitation?


[1 Points] MyTORacct:

Ok, I do have a dumb question. It's asked a lot but never answered; the asker just gets called stupid, etc.

I understand ordering anything NL->US is inherently way riskier than pretty much any other order, besides maybe ordering coke from Columbia. Realistically though, what are the chances, percentage wise, of 30 or so pressed pills not getting through customs? What's the risk of loss to your pack coming from a non-NL EU country?

US domestic presses are typically going for street prices and there's limited selection, so I'd like to know what the chances are of actually receiving an arguably personal use number of EU presses.

Thanks.


[1 Points] Trashcan__Man:

Is it OK to move bitcoin directly from localbitcoin to my market wallet if I only ever buy in cash, face to face, and there's nothing in my profile that links the account to me? I know it's preferable to tumble, but is there any real danger in doing it this way?


[1 Points] Chetineva:

best anonymous way to get BTC aside from libertyx.com?


[1 Points] needzmycola:

I buy Bitcoins using my account. How would I explain these payments to random accounts should LE ever question me?


[1 Points] GotExposed:

Called a vendor out on scamming and they threatened to expose my info to LE. Cleaned house and nothing came of it, haven't ordered to that address since then. I don't think the vendor actually did anything or I probably would have heard something by now. Just wondering if it is still safe to order there now or if that is too risky? Any advice would be appreciated.


[1 Points] bigazznugz:

What does LRC stand for guys


[1 Points] GuyGargoyle:

Is it safe to have 2 packages delivered to different addresses with the same name at the same time? To the same address?


[-1 Points] SmokenPotent:

So I ordered a pack Saturday night and I still have nothing.. Should I burn house and move to Belize?