Alphabay paid my mom to shill their market!!!!!

I ask my mom if i can use her laptop to place a direct deal with slablabs and she is like "why don't you use alphabay????" wtf???!!!!!


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[34 Points] None:

Pfff, you should see the "fuck abraxas 4lyfe" tramp stamp she just got, almost put me off my $5 special


[13 Points] None:

tell her to stop ddosing abaxrasus bc i need my barz!


[11 Points] None:

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[8 Points] usermayne9:

it was funny u mentioned slablabs.

dudes legit! I Fe'd on a quap got here in 1 day dude !! not sure what "grape kush shatter" looks like but theres some green and dark brown, guessing thats the colors from the plant!!


[3 Points] legalscientist:

Everybody pays your mom. But not just for DNM shilling.


[2 Points] safestsite:

When I think of your mom I think more of phish not shrill


[2 Points] booeyspread:

But does she swallow?


[1 Points] Pirate_Man:

I loled.


[1 Points] Thug5Life:

shit sounds legit


[1 Points] TheRealSwiss:

Tell your mom I'm coming back for my money!

She's promoting the wrong vendor!


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Who isn't alphabay paying??


[1 Points] pallmallman12:

Caught me 70 yr mum buying fent off of Outlaw. J/K, or I'm I.....


[1 Points] freshaccountflair:

yo


[1 Points] bobbiggs69:

It's probably more than I paid her last night.


[1 Points] None:

Now, now, fellas let's not get into the discussion of the fucking of each other's mothers. Plus, I hear slablabs be scammin.


[1 Points] yalldontknowjack:

How much does your Mum cost? I got something for her to shill.


[1 Points] Molly-Cyrus:

PokeMom with a Giggley Puff...:P


[1 Points] slablabs:

LOL

We're on Nucleus for real though..