Bartards be like...
[18 Points] Mac_DG:
[14 Points] 90210BitchTits:
Won't see him for a couple days.
[6 Points] None:
I signed for one of xanax bosses packages and now i got some fuckers outside my crib?
[5 Points] redditthentoss:
Old.
[4 Points] JburnaDNM:
Haha. Your bars smack. I almost got arrested at the hospital right after my wife gave birth a few weeks ago after taking some of your bars. I can count on one hand how many times I've popped bars but childbirth kills my anxiety so I took 3 of your bars to chill my nerves. I barely remember the birth but I remember when she was done and the doc and nurses made me leave the room for 15 minutes to remove the epidural, by then they hit me, fucking hard. I was wobbling to my car and stumbling in the hospital and didn't notice the hospital security guard following me and then confronted me saying he's kicking me off the hospital grounds for being drunk. Made it to my car and by then I was surrounded by hospital security(like 4 or 5) with a sock full of bars because at the last second I remembered I was flipping while at the hospital so I took them out of wherever they were and stuck them in my sock under my foot. I did that while in my car surrounded by the security guards. I had maybe around 100 left. I don't know how much later it was but then a city cop showed up and asked me if I was drunk, and I said no my wife just gave birth and I was tired. He told the hospital security to leave me alone because in his words "I was good to go" and they all took off. No sobriety test, nothing, just one question is all he asked. Damn, didn't I get lucky lol. Who's ever been saved by a cop before? That would have sucked dick if I got arrested right after my kid was born. So ya I won't be popping anymore XB bars, I will stick to reselling them. Got back to the room and my girl said I had been gone for 3 hours lol. Bartard chronicles.
[2 Points] C_Lana_Zepamo:
Could you let me know who this is, so I can come visit them and slap them with a herring?
Your bars are magical, somehow it led me down a rabbit hole, and got me some new street connections, right as the markets were Shanghai'd.
The hulks also make your poop hulk green. Which is cool as shit.
Should have FE'd for ya, which I never do, this is the one time I regret not doing it.
[1 Points] None:
Lmao I know exactly what video you were referring to.
[-2 Points] Lat3ris:
almost as bad as the Canadian paypal DD