If a controlled delivery were to happen your excuses would mean fuckall to authorities. If a CD were to happen, the feds would be investigating you for a good minute, they will have you and your operation profiled. If you have a little bit of brain and a healthy dose of drug-induced paranoia, you can see their shit, because they're usually not to subtle.
They wont use the search bar either so they might never find this post
.......but you know........roleplay