Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[10 Points] None:

What the HELL is wrong with you Auto Moderator????? Sobering up....WTF!!!!! Really!!!!! No one ever wants to sober up.....Break out some more & goddamn....Let's PARTY!!!!!! BTW...I probably need more sleep....Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!


[6 Points] Entropy-wins:

Was rolling on mdma with a few friends friday and saturday...friends where smoking/shooting meth lots of weed booze and only two valiums:( friday is great drunk lots of drugs and smiles...

Saturday is great until about 8 pm when a friend of 15 years or so snaps...."what did I do wrong?" he starts screaming...I'm melting into the carpet rollin and immediately jump up and start talking to him...he is convinced I am going to kill him along with everyone else in the house...

No one can leave the room...I had my other friends lay down cause they are spun and scared...and I proceed to try to talk him down...if you seen stimulant psychosis...you know this can be difficult...about an hour or two in to his psychosis I convince him to call for help...

Ambulance and police roll up I meet them and explain the situation...long story short friend runs away after about 20min of yelling at the emt abd police...I have to track down friend...get him back home shove his ass in the closet and tell him he is safe...an hour or so later he finally agrees to check into the mental hospital...

It is sunday and while I'm not completely sober I am about to eat a valium sleep and have a happy sober sunday...


[3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I decided to do one of my meth smoking videos on Friday, to get people who are getting ready to go out in the right mood, and because I'd bought this crazy disco light / speaker thing.

I did about 4 takes to "Disco's revenge" by Gusto, they all had merit but after take 4 I was crazy. I cooked some food and fell asleep.

I must have been knackered because I woke at lunchtime on Saturday. Right next to me was my meth bong with the webcam still attached to it with an arm made of coathanger wire, so I did another video. Then it was dark, then I did another.

I stayed in bed all of Saturday, and discovered that nobody on reddit has any mates, its not just me. So I did a quick video to a lonely cowboy song from the 50s called "3.10 to Uma", sitting in bed using a bendy USB keyboard LED as the only light.

I'm just about to upload it. Its one of those songs that has got nothing to do with drugs, but could be a Quentin Tarantino drug sequence when accompanying some dramatic musical meth smoking.

I'm not cooking any drugs this weekend because the lab has been cleared so it can be painted and have new lino.`


[3 Points] None:

Candyflipped, it sucked, worst night of my life.


[1 Points] Eric1029:

Speedball of Dexedrine and u-47700 with some etizolam and weed. Applebee's and cards against humanity with the boys. Was a great time!


[1 Points] CheekyDive:

Another cocaine fuelled weekend for me, nothing to see here


[1 Points] GNAR-TheBarGoblin:

Everything was black, now here we are....fuck.


[1 Points] Goypride:

Stimless week-end. Waiting on an order from LandedGypsie. Wanted to try his meth. I hope it'll land this week !


[1 Points] None:

I've been sober since Wednesday (?), no antics to share this weekend :(


[1 Points] B0rkB0rkB0rkB0rkB0rk:

Took an acid trip, and then got barred out and got high and then barred out again threw up and passed out.