Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[7 Points] BurbankJoe:

With all the pharmaceutical drugs coming out of India, why is it that they cannot produce pharmacy quality hydrocodones? Is the chemical only manufactured in the USA and if so, why can't they replicate it?

Just curious and stupid questoins.


[6 Points] None:

Who thinks Abraxax is run by Agora people?


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[3 Points] Bliss_Isnt_Ignorance:

I've never bought off the darknet always just lurked following the drama. I've got a friend who is going to send me a few grams of dank through USPS domestically, and was wondering the safest opsec/stealth in using an envelop. I know boxes are the best bet, but she is sending it for free, and I don't wanna hassle her into going out to the post office and dealing with all that.

I was thinking to maybe have her grind it up before hand so at least it lays mostly flat inside the bags she will put in the envelop rather than have buds. Any other tips besides don't use an envelop?


[3 Points] Sir-Incure:

What should I look for to check that I'm buying from a credible vendor? Like what's a good minimum amount of reviews? Can anyone refer me for MDMA in Europe? Where can I buy actual bitcoins, because most major convertors aren't available in my country and smaller ones require me to use things like Neteller or OKPay which are a pain in the dick. How likely am I to get caught for reciving it in the mail?

First time ever buying so being so I'm ultra moronic.


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[2 Points] gorgonio016:

What fck is a SOCK5 ??


[1 Points] Khagur:

I miss a vender named Mr. Delicious on Agora... Anyone seen him on any other markets?


[1 Points] PsychonautParrot:

Is it safe to order from Abraxas right now? Seems like they are having some issues. Thanks


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[1 Points] macbookwater:

I had about .5 BTC uncleaned on a wallet on my phone. I sent them to helix, cleaned them, and had the clean ones sent to the same address on the same wallet on my phone. Was this a bad idea? Should they be sent to a total new address after being cleaned? And is a phone not a safe option for a wallet?


[1 Points] McBart654:

Ok I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask or if I should just post this question as its own thread, but where did KrispyKreme go? I meant to get some of their MDMA on Agora but it closed before I had the chance, now I'm looking to make a purchase from them. I think I found them on Abraxas and I believe Grams says they are also on Alphabay but I think they have 0 previous transactions on there.

Did they close down? Or are they on some other market? Or would I just be the first person to order from them since Agora closed?


[1 Points] thegroovedude:

Can you order internationally to a US PO box?


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[1 Points] AlwaysDankrupt:

For those of you who have ordered from a dnm 10+ times (from reputable vendors), how many packages have not arrived/got intercepted?


[1 Points] throwaway8089078:

Why did the Simpsons get shitty after season 10, while South Park is still at least worth watching 19 seasons in? Was the standard set by the first 10 seasons simply too high and now nothing can live up to it?


[1 Points] liam99966:

I'm thinking about ordering some BHO how risky is doing this.


[1 Points] absurdvanilla:

About to vaca in a Jamaican resort for a few days. What's the best way to get the best ganja on the island? Not as concerned about price.


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[1 Points] andblowyourhousedown:

Any way to take DMT except smoking it?


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[1 Points] originality_police:

This light be a little dumber than moronic Monday's standards but here it goes... Is it bad to be on this subreddit just in my iPhone or google chrome? Do you guys browse while in tor?


[1 Points] prettyfuckingscurred:

So I accidentally put the wrong zip code on a package of acid(only a few tabs). It was just a letter which was sent about 9 days ago. When/ if should I expect this package? Will I get the package? Is my address burned?


[1 Points] None:

What is the real risk with ordering LSD internationally vs domestic? Never really found a straight answer. Thanks!


[1 Points] _BobaFet:

Would there be a huge interest in the 3mg triangle xr xanax?


[1 Points] Technohitler:

Where's all the red and green threads gone lol