[Uncategorized] If you do not know what you are doing, PLEASE DO NOT GET DRUGS MAILED TO YOU

So guys, I have a cringe worthy story for you guys. About a month ago my good friend told me her pot dude started ordering multiple pounds a week from California along with multiple sheets of LSD. Cool, this is a guy I wouldn't mind meeting is what I thought at the time. Then I saw him for the first time and realized, that whatever hes doing will not end well (Straight trailer-park status with pants to his knees and neck tattoos).

Fast forward 3 weeks. Delivery #3. Has 5 pounds of high grade being shipped to him along with 20 sheets of L. 6 Days after being shipped I already know whats up. Talk to my friend, explain to her it's probably been seized, and not to go over there for the next few days. Then she tells me a story... (List of details below) 1 - The pack has HER name on it, a non resident of the house. He is paying her 1k to claim it for him.

2 - It was shipped Fedex from Ca.

3 - "Chico" and his girl leave the house when she comes over so she can claim it alone or just be arrested on spot.

4 - The order is going to a known trap house.

5 - "Chico" got tired of waiting and on the 4th day had said girl call Fedex and ask about it. They said it was sitting in a mail center pending further processing. He also called his CA guy and ordered another pound to the same house with the same name.

6 - The next day, they call back and say the package has been turned over to local law enforcement and they will make contact themselves in the coming week. (I took it as, "Your ass is getting CD'd in the coming week)

7 - "Chico" gives house (Literally a fucking house) to my friend who was to claim the package and plainly got the fuck out of there. Now girl sits at house, waiting to be arrested because "Chico" has promised to pay her 1k a day for being in jail, bail her out, and she can use his high dollar drug lawyer.

Throughout this whole story I'm just like, "No dude, no. That's how you get caught, this dude is an absolute dumbass. This is what you should of done." and she is arguing with me saying USPS can search your packages easier then Fedex, not to use the name of the house owner on a package, and in plain, I have no clue what I'm doing and they do.

This has made me realize, there is a lot of people doing this, that should not be ordering or getting drugs mailed to them. So if you know anyone like this, best advice you can do is point them here. The more people who get caught in your city, the more resources they will put into stopping it.

That's my rant for the day, be safe.


Comments


[125 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

Holy shit the sheer stupidity of that plan has me fucking dumbfounded.


[48 Points] rust__e__shackleford:

So Fedex came right out and told this person that the cops were coming for her? That seems a little odd.


[44 Points] None:

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[9 Points] presari0:

Lemme get this straight, this chick is going to knowingly wait there for the cops to come arrest her? Is that correct? How could you be friends with someone this stupid?


[9 Points] thecheat420:

Knowing there are people like this out there make me feel better about myself.


[8 Points] Deafcunt:

Please give us an update when possible... Sounds interesting.


[9 Points] Milstar:

Her best bet is to claim she knows nothing about it if it is going to a a home she is not a resident of. Dude just used my name. No idea why, invoking the 5th now.

Obviously phone records will be looked at and stuff so that can be kind of damning too.


[6 Points] wizvrd:

God, some people are so fucking stupid. People like this shouldn't even know about tor in the first place..


[7 Points] prelyt:

Man, the only reason I haven't ordered anything from DNM is because I am not confident enough. These people though...


[6 Points] Pvt_HarukoHaruhara:

That is just a sad reality of these markets. It's so easy to get anything order to you... Anyone with little tech education can figure out how TOR works. The real problem surfaces when wanna-be ganstas trying to move weight start ordering huge sums stupidly like this. The saddest part is I know a few people using similar methods and have tried to show them the error of their ways, but you can only lead a horse to water, you can't make them drink.


[5 Points] None:

Wow I guess some people just wanna get caught.


[5 Points] D1STURBED36:

How far do you have to go to not get caught? I mean, id like to think im pretty secure and dont do anything that stupid.. Just mailed to me like a normal package and if LE does come just deny everything.

There again, im not ordering pounds of things. Just the occasional few grams of weed and soon getting LSD.


[4 Points] pleabs:

How did this conversation go between these people?

"Which vendor did you buy from"

"Well I didn't buy from a vendor per se. A guy messaged me called 'not_a_cop' and with a trustworthy name like that promising to get me that high quality fire I just couldn't resist!"

"Wow, that seems totally legit."


[4 Points] jungletek:

Total bullshit story.

So if you know anyone like this, best advice you can do is point them here.

IMO, that's a terrible idea. Those idiots are going to fuck up even if you hold their hand and painstakingly guide them through it, step by step.

Let them thin themselves out, IMHO.

Then again, there's always an argument to be made about said idiots making for a higher noise-to-signal ratio, within which you can hide yourself.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

I don't know anything about ordering volume, but what would have caused this to be caught by FedEx? Why is 5 lbs so hard to conceal?


[3 Points] soliketotally:

How can you be friends with someone that retarded? She will probably be safer in jail.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] thingstuff:

Words to add to your vocabulary: have, are, than.


[2 Points] None:

They should probably head over to /r/darknetmarketsnoobs because their opsec is shit.


[2 Points] TripAddict:

This post made me cringe so much. why would she even do 1k a day? That pretty stupid.


[2 Points] None:

All I was thinking while reading this was "no ragrets"


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You don't need any knowledge to receive mail. No matter how much you study, you don't become a better mail recipient.

If you're receiving pounds of weed in the mail, the SENDER needs to know what they're doing.

This is in the wrong thread. Its drugs in the mail, but nothing to do with darknet marketplaces, TOR, Bitcoin or escrow.

Its idiots doing what idiots did back in the 60s.


[2 Points] discobrisco:

As stupid as this is, in a way it's good idiots like this get caught so they can take the heat off of us.


[1 Points] doubledoseopimpin:

Is your ordered list a plan of action, or is it the story of what happened after the fact? Did the girl get arrested or not? It's not very clear. Why would the post office, who may be planning a controlled delivery, call you to tell you about it beforehand?


[1 Points] None:

I'm amazed by some people's stupidity


[1 Points] madmaxsin:

That's why I haven't done it yet. I pay attention to this sub so I don't make the same mistakes when I try.


[1 Points] inkoDe:

So no one ever sat her down and explained the difference between simple sales and trafficking I take it. Adding that it happened over state lines, and involved a parcel service. I hope your friend is headstrong, because she could be going away for a minute. And yeah, this shit happens ALL THE TIME.


[1 Points] LeChron:

for some reason I feel like anyone that would such things would never heed, let along read these words... let alone be caught dead going to reddit where there's a buncha wirds n... shit


[1 Points] mattmcr:

How do you keep saying plausible deniability is out the window? Anybody could have called and used her name to talk to fed ex about the package.


[1 Points] DNMd:

I can't even comment, this has me completely at a loss.


[1 Points] None:

Natural selection at its best


[1 Points] None:

CTRL + F: "update" fuck


[-2 Points] ShulginsCat:

This is cool, but I kinda wish you would find the 15-20 minutes to edit this into a readable story. I lost my train of thought here multiple times and all i got out of it is that you have an idiot friend who is either about to - or is already - in deep shit.


[-2 Points] None:

fuck this advice, i'm happy people like this exsist, it let's us normal/not retarded people easily and discretely slip right through the cracks while the feds are busy dealing with these idiots lol.

". So if you know anyone like this, best advice you can do is point them here."

honestly fuck you for even suggesting filling this sub-reddit with people like this. you're an idiot for even associating with these people, nevermind pointing them to a subreddit about DNM's that based around privacy and common sense, which none of you or your friends have.