Handicap parking passes

There has to be a market for these, right?


Comments


[31 Points] FishMonkeyMan41:

Username checks out.


[6 Points] druggieslut:

A couple of big problems.

First of all, I had one before (legitimate). A lot of places have handicap parking spaces that are NOT the closests places to the door. They're buy wheelchair ramps instead, and theres closer non handicap spaces. Oops! I broke a leg and had to use crutches, i didnt technically need those wheelchair ramps but they kind of helped....

Also, a lot of times you'll go to a place, like walmart, and find that there are no handicap spaces available. If you're actually handicapped, you'll sit there for ages waiting for a space to open up. I often ended up parking in the non handicapped space very near the handicapped space.

People also judge the fuck out of you and your vehicle for parking there as soon as you pull up. If youre young, you will get the dirtiest fucking looks. It's kind of annoying.

The final problem: They have "your" drivers license number on them, and if the cops ever question you, and it doesnt match, you will get a ticket. Also, if your permit gets reported missing/stolen, oops...ticket.

You know what else? On about 10 occasions I forgot my permit, left it in the company vehicle, etc, and just parked in a handicap space anyway. Didn't get a ticket. I figured, ah whatever, if i get a ticket i'll just take my permit into court and show em and fix it, but never had a ticket from it. Just a lot of really evil judging stares. :(

The best thing to do is to get a legitimate handicap parking space in an illegitimate way. That way its tied to your license number and shit, and just isn't issued for a valid reason. In Michigan, you have to have your doctor fill out and sign this form: https://www.michigan.gov/documents/bfs-108_16249_7.pdf .... Mine was marked F and written in "trimalleolar" and signed by the doc. I was able to mark it for the maximum of 6 months for a temporary.

Notice that you need a medical license number and doctors signature. Many doctors are crooked as fuck.


[4 Points] hog_master:

Nigga move that work.


[4 Points] mollymydarling:

Get a legit one. In some states your chiropractor can get you one, so either find someone shady or fake it.


[3 Points] DNToddHoffman:

I know that DNMs are full of meth addicts and heroin junkies but you sir are the true scum. /jokes


[2 Points] None:

/r/forgeries


[1 Points] bobbiggs69:

I like the way you think sir. You need that spot so much more than the cripples and retards.


[1 Points] auto587643:

Why bother? They're easy enough to get legitimately.


[0 Points] None:

wow are you an asshole, its not everyday someone purposefully targets the handycapped, seriously we got a guy trying to infect everyone with bed bugs earlier, but you still take the cake for biggest douche of the week, hope irony takes you by the balls and a car hits you later today


[-7 Points] SlappySpanBank:

You don't need a handicap parking pass to park in a handicapped spot. That would go against "everyone is equal" type of thing. It's mainly just a considerate thing to do because some people can't walk very far or even up the curb without risk of falling.