Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[7 Points] 7112meaxl:

Would it be relatively safe to have personal use quantities of drugs sent to my apartment where I have to go down and get it from someone at a desk?


[6 Points] cocataco09:

Is pgp necessary for a one time buy?


[6 Points] BenderIsGrape:

Why does my alprazolam powder only last a week?!?!

And why are there no US ambien vendors?


[3 Points] Dooboopdee:

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[4 Points] None:

was reading another post about someone who used his actual name for a blackmarket username , is the incredibly smart or incredibaly stupid? as in he could say (if hes caught) ha like id hardly use my own name to buy drugs or would it just be wiring your own jailtime?


[4 Points] the_last_mughal:

What does FE stand for?


[3 Points] misshippie:

It seems like I've been having great difficulties finding a drop in Canada and was hoping someone could shed some light on how to find one. And no I will not be opening a PO BOX with fake/real ID.


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[3 Points] darkdantedevil:

So, a vendor fucked up a shipment of mine (the address). I got the tracking info, and it was already being returned to the sender. Should I be concerned about the fate of this package? (the package just had some edible in it).


[3 Points] buggaboooo:

1: i feel weird storing PGP keys of vendors on my machine, because wouldn't that be 'evidence'?

2: why is overnight shipping a 'security' issue?


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] tripsmagee:

What is it like rolling on MDMA?


[2 Points] BAFUKL:

will depositing mildly large amounts of money to a specific bank account about once a week look suspicious? should i rotate deposit locations?


[2 Points] buggaboooo:

is transferring BTC through a local wallet, changing wallet ID each time to 'wash' after using coinbase good enough to be safe? also using proxy cap to mask IP address when using bitcoin wallet...not sure if that is working/sufficient


[2 Points] samkrepel:

I've seen ecstasy Mortal Kombat ~80mg. Seems like a lil bit underdosed. Does it its job for beginners or very rare users? What is the fly like?


[2 Points] gettyler:

Ok I have been reading and lurking around for weeks. I have picked up a lot of the basic lingo and definitions. I understand the process and have read the ama's.

My only concern is safety. Every time I've read where someone is also concerned they have gotten flamed and doe voted to the gills. Living with my family, I don't want to put anyone at risk for a personal amount of anything. Should i not even worry about that?


[2 Points] TioTake:

I had a large order refunded to me and now I just want my cash back. Not bitcoin, but cash. Should I tumble my coins, and if so, where do you suggest I tumble them.

I've heard about Helix Light but someone mentioned they take a percentage or at least a cut of my coin. How much do they take? Or do you have any other suggestions for a tumbling site.

I've heard too many bad things about bitcoin fog or bitfog, whatever it's called, and don't want to use them.

thanks.


[2 Points] buggaboooo:

does use of a VPN with TOR browser add an extra layer of security?


[2 Points] opiatesownme:

Where can I get the best gram of coke under 90$? Or half under 60$?


[2 Points] JesseisWinning:

Hey guys, here's my stupid question.

I used to use SR back in the day, and after it fell I juggled Atlantis and sheep. When sheep went down, I sketched out real hard and stopped.

I've changed location and am stable enough to where I'm ready to do this again.

What marketplace is the most generally accepted here, and what's the most recommended way to acquire btc? I'm not interested in "trading", I'd rather just pull it straight from my credit card. Idgaf about the fees.

Also, is access the darknet basically the same as it used to be? Tor browser and all?

Thanks!


[2 Points] eybruh:

What percentage of vendor reviews on Evo can be considered fakes?


[2 Points] F0xwithHounds:

Is Bailey Jay single?


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[1 Points] DNMd:

I'm on methadone now so have to take a break and get WDs/sick first before I partake to get good effects. Would suboxone/subutex make getting high once every month or so easier? Less of a pain in the ass prep wise?

For other people on methadone that do heroin or other opiates sometimes, how do you do it?


[1 Points] dicksareforchicks:

Guys Guys I've been lurking for about a month and now I'm finally ready to run with the pack. My OP-SEC is minimal, my drop is the address I reside at (don't worry I'm of legal age to own and operate a motor vehicle) and my expectations couldn't be higher! It's lovely to see a community of chemical afficianados bonding with both intelligent discourse on the state of our fair community/culture and relative subcultures and also slinging a fair amount of shit around our cages like monkeys in a zoo. I know this subreddit prides itself with it's anonymity but I think there should be a post where all of us dudes and dudesses say whatsup and what we're about. Obviously nothing pertaining to our actual identities or specific areas of residence, but I see no harm in being like "I'm a 20 something white dude living somewhere between the east and the west coast, I smoke loads of herbs, used to dabble in trips and this whole analogue RC market got me interested in examining Shulgin's other 7 wonders of the world. I'm fairly certain that most of the LSD I've consumed over the past couple of years has been that NBIOME 25 stuff that people report to have a bitter or metallic taste to it. Mind you I've had real doses too but that was a while back before the street market turned to shit and everyone was out for themselves and hailing the power of that all mighty dollar dollar dollar.

Anyway there's nothing wrong with sharing a bit about your tastes and habits as long as there's nothing no breadcrumbs or whatever leading us back to your/my real identity.

I feel like there should be more moderating on these forums even though you guys do a damn good job already. Lotta posts that should be posted at /DarkNetNoobs seem to squeak their way onto the front page along with the occasional shill review thrown into the mix for good measure.

If I was giving out awards I'd definitely award theEconomist1 all of the categories because in my traversal around this quaint and illicit ship of fools he has been the most steadfastly supportive and honest compatriot in our quest for intoxicants, eager to lend a supportive hand to someone attempting a dip in the ocean without reading the survival guidelines and also an excellent information congregator for the weekly going on's with the TorNetwork, /DarkNetMarkets, the clear net and beyond.

I don't have a question I just wanted to say hello everybody, I can't wait to get my first order and watch it (hopefully) go to purple/black instantaneously.

Happy Shopping!


[1 Points] Scowlly:

I know this may seem stupid to ask, but how do some of the big drug dealers get caught if the purpose of online drug dealing is to minimize the risk then how do the get caught, especially if they well secure themselves on the net. Is it an outside source (not on the internet e.g their supplier) and if they were to manufacture the product themselves would it pose a greater or lower risk if done right? I don't participate in this DNM stuff, but I just found it curious after reading a AMA about a drug dealer on silk road, saying how he made over $1mil in a year, I've read the threads on these forums and come to see that most dealers only get 100-500 transactions a year, that has to be $10k-$2k per transaction to make $1mil, excluding the price of fees and product cost, which would account for much more. So how do these drug dealers make $1mil+ per year, and if not that then how much?


[0 Points] Kav45:

My question relates to making money, to my knowledge carding seems to be becoming more difficult due to technology/ other things. What forums are there that has more emphasis on making money as opposed to drugs (eg evolution)