Revised: Vendor Review Template, Version 2.0

Ok so I revised it. Feel free to modify, copy & paste as you desire. Hope it helps!

 

About This Template:

VENDOR REVIEW TEMPLATE

Directions


««« Start copying below »»»


 

|||
--:|:--
|| __Details__
_Vendor:_                |[`WHICH SELLER`]
_Market:_                |[`WHICH MARKETPLACE`]
_Product:_               |[`WHAT WAS PURCHASED`]
_Shipped from:_       |[`COUNTRY`]
_Shipped to:_           |[`COUNTRY`]
_Required FE:_          |[`YES or NO?`]
_Vacuum Sealed:_       |[`YES or NO?`]
_Decoy:_                  |[`YES or NO?`]
_Handwriting:_          |[`YES or NO?`]
||__Rating__
_Communication:_    |[`10`] / 10
_Stealth:_               |[`10`] / 10
_Shipping time:_      |[`10`] / 10
_Price value:_             |[`10`] / 10
_Aesthetics:_           |[`10`] / 10
_Weight:_               |[`10`] / 10
_Quality:_               |[`10`] / 10
_Transaction:_         |[`10`] / 10
_Vendor:_               |[`10`] / 10
_Drug:_                  |[`10`] / 10
|
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| _TOTAL SCORE:_ | __[`100`] / 100__

 


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Which will end up looking like this:
 

Details
Vendor: [WHICH SELLER]
Market: [WHICH MARKETPLACE]
Product: [WHAT WAS PURCHASED]
Shipped from: [COUNTRY]
Shipped to: [COUNTRY]
Required FE: [YES or NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES or NO]
Decoy: [YES or NO]
Handwriting: [YES or NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100

What to look for in a vendor:

  1. Quick PM responses and elegant customer service.
  2. Vendor sends confirmation of order - even a simple note back saying, "payment received, product shipped" is adequate, but it's nice to know your vendor will communicate.
  3. Price value -- a reflection of good pricing, relatively speaking.
  4. Professionalism and courtesy are always valued, even in the busted-ass, dank, no-JavaScript-havin' back alleys of the Interwebs.
  5. Stealth is a clear indicator of a vendor's quality, caution, intelligence & general competence at her job.
    • The product should be packaged safely & appropriately - fragile items in padding, flat items in envelopes
    • Vacuum sealed if odorous
    • Includes a decoy to avoid accidental discovery
    • Packaging looks 100% professional (this includes no handwriting anywhere on the package or envelope.)

Thoughts and comments are welcome.

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          \   %%%%`</     #'`%%%%   /
           '._|_ \ .       . / _|_.'
             _/   |   \ /   |  \
            / (\  |        -. &!
           (  ()##,    .     _&&&)
            '-():`##########'()()()
             /:::::/()`Y`()\:::::\
entactoBob   \::::( () | () )::::/
              `"""`\().'.()/'"""`


Comments


[3 Points] whothehoe:

Sticky this post! Love the formatting for reviews. Makes everything clear and precise.


[3 Points] None:

EnactoBob - thank you so much for taking the time and energy to do this. Trying to standardize vendor reviews is something that's been tossed around a while.

This looks fantastic. Like infinite said we can't stickie it due to DDD being up for a while but we will figure out a way to get this somewhere prominent and urge folks to use it consistently.

Thanks again!


[2 Points] Derrick4Real:

Excellent contribution!

+1


[2 Points] entactoBob:

Ok so I revised it. Feel free to modify, copy & paste as you desire. Hope it helps!

EDIT 1: I'm adding in Price now, but am urging people not to post info that would help LE profile and link posts on markets with packages in meatspace. Thinking a brief PSA statement there could be effective… and done.

 

About This Template:


VENDOR REVIEW TEMPLATE

Directions


««« Start copying below »»»

 

|||
--:|:--
|| __Details__
_Vendor:_                |[`WHICH SELLER`]
_Market:_                |[`WHICH MARKETPLACE`]
_Product:_               |[`WHAT WAS PURCHASED`]
_Price:_                  |[`PER UNIT COST`]
_Shipped from:_       |[`COUNTRY`]
_Shipped to:_           |[`COUNTRY`]
_Required FE:_          |[`YES or NO?`]
_Vacuum Sealed:_      |[`YES or NO?`]
_Decoy:_                  |[`YES or NO?`]
_Handwriting:_          |[`YES or NO?`]
||__Rating__
_Communication:_    |[`10`] / 10
_Stealth:_               |[`10`] / 10
_Shipping time:_      |[`10`] / 10
_Price value:_          |[`10`] / 10
_Aesthetics:_           |[`10`] / 10
_Weight:_               |[`10`] / 10
_Quality:_               |[`10`] / 10
_Transaction:_         |[`10`] / 10
_Vendor:_               |[`10`] / 10
_Drug:_                  |[`10`] / 10
|
|
|
| _TOTAL SCORE:_ | __[`100`] / 100__

 

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Which will end up looking like this:
 

Details
Vendor: [WHICH SELLER]
Market: [WHICH MARKETPLACE]
Product: [WHAT WAS PURCHASED]
Price: [PER UNIT COST]
Shipped from: [COUNTRY]
Shipped to: [COUNTRY]
Required FE: [YES or NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES or NO]
Decoy: [YES or NO]
Handwriting: [YES or NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100

What to look for in a vendor:

  1. Quick PM responses and excellent customer service.
  2. Vendor communicates in a reasonable manner, quickly & politely.
  3. Price value — a reflection of good pricing, relatively speaking.
  4. Professionalism and courtesy are always valued, even in the busted-ass, dank, no-JavaScript-havin' back alleys of the Interwebs.
  5. Stealth is a clear indicator of a vendor's quality, caution, intelligence & general competence at her job.
    • The product should be packaged safely & appropriately – fragile items in padding, flat items in envelopes
    • Vacuum sealed if odorous
    • Includes a decoy to avoid accidental discovery
    • Packaging looks 100% professional (this includes no handwriting anywhere on the package or envelope.)

Thoughts and comments are welcome.

                     _.!._
                    /O*@*O\
                   <\@(_)@/>
          ,;,      ;`_   _`;      ,
          0@O_     |(º) (º)|     _hnn
          | `/     |   6   |     \` |
          &&&&  :##;\  ∑  /;##;  &&&&
          |  \ / `##/|\ /|##'  \ /  |
          \   %%%%`</     #'`%%%%   /
           '._|_ \ .       . / _|_.'
             _/   |   \ /   |  \
            / (\  |        -. &!
           (  ()##,    .     _&&&)
            '-():`##########'()()()
             /:::::/()`Y`()\:::::\
entactoBob   \::::( () | () )::::/
              `"""`\().'.()/'"""`


[2 Points] ciphersexual:

Where's the spot for me to freestyle my trip report, or you know, get creative and write some prose? I know you say notes can be left after each point, but I want my prose in a designated box!


[2 Points] gramsadmin:

As most of you know Grams scrapes this subreddit for reviews. SO all these review can be found on Grams. I wanted to add to this though. Please spell the vendors names correctly and with correct space , and no abbreviations. Grams' scraper won't pick up on abbreviations like HoS. Also please do one vendor per review.
Thanks, GramsAdmin


[1 Points] instercis:

I like the formatting, but include a section for price. Instrument's MDMA is my favorite, but the dude runs at like $70/g. Boosie's MDMA is good, but it's closer to $45/g.


[1 Points] synikal12:

Put a price tab so people don't forget, because 95% of people seem to forget this =/

Other than that it's perfect.

Edit: shoulda read the comments first lol.