TL;DR: Just skip to the chart. Buy with confidence.
Background: I live in a high risk Asian country. If things get past our customs and into my hands in a month, I'm happy and trust the vendor. Imagine how shocked I was when this order came in after 10 days. I was floored. It was my last order in a batch, and it came in first.
Stealth: FerrisBueller is big on OPSEC and being discrete. I was a little freaked out about ordering this internationally, but when I saw the stealth I wasn't surprised it made it. Consider my inner dialogue while opening my mail "Christ... what's with all these layers? Oh... right.... these are drugs." Basically covered all the bases you read about, plus a little more
Product: Hot damn. Things got flattened a bit through shipping, but they weren't crushed by any means. A nice noticeable layer of frost over everything, red hairs, and a sweet, but very earthy smell. Very sticky. Very strong. There were a few leaves and stems, but nothing outside of your ordinary. I showed a friend. Confirmed. Holy Shit.
I lit up a bit as a test run, and it was nice to be reminded what it was like to be high again. Very happy and relaxed, with occasional paranoid thoughts floating through (pretty sure that was me). Slept like a baby afterwords. :)
Cost: Considering a gram of shitty cannabis runs from $50~$100 here, I'd say this was well worth the price.
EDIT: I forgot to add that if you FE you get an extra gram. I put in two 7g orders, payed shipping for one, and got an extra 2.3 grams.
DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
FerrisBueller/Agora |
Product/s reviewed: |
Purple Kush |
International?: |
High Risk Asian Country |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No (An extra gram if you do) |
Price before shipping: |
$130 |
Shipping cost : |
~$10 |
Customer Service: | N/A |
[ ]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | % scores are dumb. Just order with confidence. |
You should resell it for $350 an eighth