Happy Father's day to all daddies out there. (Not including sugar daddies)
In this blessed day and to show my recognisance for giving me birth, I bought my daddy a rolex. Platinum 40mm studded with diamonds.
What did YOU do today for your dad?
Happy Father's Day!
Happy Father's day to all daddies out there. (Not including sugar daddies)
In this blessed day and to show my recognisance for giving me birth, I bought my daddy a rolex. Platinum 40mm studded with diamonds.
What did YOU do today for your dad?
[22 Points] Fetus_In_Anus:
[14 Points] TheOpiateKing:
Plot twist. Quantiks dad is on this sub reading this going ohhhh my fucking godddd my son is mother fucking Q!
[15 Points] IDontSellXanniesNoMo:
My dad went to get a pack of cigarettes 10 years ago but I will give him his present when he comes back
[12 Points] diuahadiuhda20941:
Place an order with /u/Alpraking, find out where it's shipped from. Look for jewelry stores close to where you ship from. Ask around for store record around fathers day week, see if any sold Platinum 40mm diamond-studded rolexes. Find out the time/date that particular rolex was sold, look at the security footage from that date, find /u/Alpraking. Report alpraking to LE, fill his vacancy, become the new bartard god.
[7 Points] Vendor_BBMC:
I didn't get anything for my dad. I've been asleep since yesterday, and I need to sell some bitcoin.
I had a really great sleep, briefly waking up to read the posting history of that kid who blamed you for his tylenol poisoning, rather than his home-made "lean". I woke up to take a piss a few times, getting a bowl of cereals on the way back to bed and feeding my lab cat, Quantik.
(Quantik is my cat's name, I wasn't calling you Q, just to clarify. She used to belong to a neighbor who kicked her out at night, which is when I work in the lab. She gradually moved in, and looks like she should be called Quantik. I don't know her real name. She's orange with a stripey tail, only eats cat food from a tin, doesn't understand what "meat" is, and had never seen smoke of any kind before she lived here. I know this because she stares at it like she's going to attack it)
[6 Points] itsbooming:
He just turned 60 so got him a bottle of Macallan 60 Lalique. Was going to do the rolex but figured why skimp , right?
[3 Points] None:
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[4 Points] back2ballin:
didn't sell zombie pills to the youth of my country
[2 Points] justaniceyoungman:
Gave him lotto tickets. He likes that shit. He actually won quite a bit.
[2 Points] SorryForAbandoning:
https://www.solidswiss.cd/rolex-daytona-ss-platinum-diamonds.html Anything like that? Anyways, quit flexing on us Alpra lol
[2 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:
I gave my dad a handshake and said happy birthday. And he asked if I was fucked up and I said not yet man not yet. Then we sat down and watch golf and had a few Brewskis.
[1 Points] 180K:
5# bag of salted peanuts, that's what he wanted!
[1 Points] None:
Cookout , bought him a decked out saiga 12 with chainsaw clip, and of course spending the day with the big guy
[1 Points] darkczariv08:
Humm what I did for my dad: oh yeah I sent him to my drop to get my pack and gave him beer money Happy Fathers Day.
[-3 Points] ChicagoDrillinois:
put tylenol in bars
He's dead. thanks for the reminder AK.