Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[15 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I'm ashamed...I went on a 3 day meth binge and fucked 3 prostitutes with no rubbers. Now that I'm sober I'm afraid to go to the doctors because I fear I may have caught something.


[10 Points] whitekidspaz:

So you know when security takes your drugs cause your selling at a edm show and kick you out and arrest you, yeah well I was supporting a really good friend who's coming up locally at a major venue where I'm located at first time being back stage and getting an artist pass. As we are chilling back there I pull out some dank dank bud and everyone crowds around even security runs up on us. I'm panicking a little bit but security goes damnnnn that's some dank who's is it? I put my hand up. He legit goes "roll me a fat blunt and you won't regret it" I did just that roll myself and then our lil group one give the security guard his blunt and he faced that bitch with us!

This is where it gets good I don't bring goodies to venues or inside to sell I take care of business before, well the security guard comes back and hands me a bag and goes we took it off some dealer in the crowd thanks for the blunt.... we'll 10 xo's later and 10 strip of rick and morties I'm like damnnn that was tight he then tells me security won't bother me.... had it all gone in 3 minutes made 400 for a free blunt off some kids selling TT lsd and presses :) great weekend! The artist and their friends get it so much easier at venues it's crazy behind stage


[2 Points] elvispressie:

Sober up? I'm just getting started!