drugs on an airplane

alright r/dnm how do you guys bring your drugs on an airplane? domestic us to us flight. specifically 10 oxy and 10 xanax bars. I was thinking that putting them in a different prescription bottle would be the best bet, however I'm not too sure that would be the best bet considering everyone knows what a xanax bar looks like and it might not be the best idea to put bars in my naproxen(aleve) prescription bottle... lol

sidenote: much needed vacation in a few days and have been saving these for a few months for the right time ;)

ideas? thoughts?


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[11 Points] Finga_lickin:

When's the last time you saw TSA open a pill bottle?

TSA is not the DEA. TSA looks for bombs and threats to air saftey. DEA looks for drugs and drug dealers. As long as the DEA doesn't start doing airport security you can put them in just about any pill bottle you want.


[4 Points] None:

if youre really nervous you could just mail them to yourself... you wouldn't believe it but I heard people have been sending drugs THROUGH THE MAIL


[2 Points] thegroovedude:

Don't think about it too much. Just throw it in a bottle of vitamins in your checked luggage. You can seriously put it anywhere that isn't blatantly obvious. But also don't try to hide it too much.


[2 Points] trynakick:

True story: once walked through the TSA line in the early 2000's with a half gram of coke and an eight. Security guy opens my bag because i had a metal razor in the toiletries bag. Looked inside, looked at me and said, "I don't see any guns or weapons in here" zipped it up and handed it back. TSA doesn't care.


[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

Trust me, I've flown overseas and domestically plenty of times and I carry my pills either in the original pill bottles OR even in those pill organizers. TSA won't care. Won't give it a second look. I went to Europe for a long trip (about 2 months) with the family. You should have seen the stockpile of pills I bought. (His and hers)Norco, (His and Hers) Oxy, (Mine) Ambien, plus an assortment of vitamin shit my wife buys. It was probably a thousand pills between us, not even kidding! I got stopped in Germany b/c I was insisting on being a case of gatorade onboard with me (dont' ask). I had written authorization and they took me aside into a room, looked at all the pills. Brought in a dog. I had to put my hands in some sort of scanner (for bomb material). They laughed and said I must be real sick and let me go. That day I learned that Germans had never seen Gatorade before. I thought it was worldwide but apparently not. They quizzed me more about the gatorade than anything else.

Bottom line: They are looking for bombs and shit, not pills. 20 pills won't be a hiccup.


[1 Points] None:

I brought a good amount of bars on a plane by mixing them in with a bunch of zyrtec and stuffing that cotton that comes in some OTC pill containers in with it


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[1 Points] None:

now i am sick of these motherfucking drugs on this motherfucking plane


[1 Points] BigSmileyFace:

It's pretty much the same as bringing drugs into a music festival or club. As long as you don't sketch out. It's so much easier if you are already prescribed medication for something you can easily empty those caps and fill it with whatever you want


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[1 Points] Myodo:

Something I want to mention, even their body scanners are messed up

Everytime i go through a scanner it ALWAYS says I have something on me for example my ear, ankle etc


[1 Points] investinwaffles:

put then in a weekly pill sorter, no one will ask anything


[1 Points] eleusis211:

Pills? Lol dude you're fine. Put them in a bottle with other pills if you want to be safe. The TSA doesn't give a fuck about prescription drugs, they are looking for weapons and explosives. I have never seen them open a bottle of pills...ever.


[1 Points] None:

I walked straight through domestic with some amphetamines I forgot about in my wallet almost had a heart attack when I remembered them while sitting on the plane.


[0 Points] 1percentof1:

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[0 Points] None:

Put them in your pocket and walk through security looking like you don't give a fuck. As long as you're not of the brown persuasion you'll be fine.