[Vendor Review] evopee911 - 1 gram cocaine AA++ [evolution]

Note: All ratings on based on a 7 point scale, where 1= extremely dissatisfied, 7= extremely satisfied and 4=the middle

Drug: 1 gram cocaine, AA++ I suspect the AA++ in the name is because when you snort this shit you'll be seeing double. Or that's the idea anyway.

Shipped From/To: USA, of course Fuck you Amsterdam, the only place where your city is your country.

Communication: [7/7] evopee911 is a good listener and has learned to take criticism well from his classmates and teachers over the course of this semester.

Stealth: [6/7] Damned fine. I asked my retired neighbor Sara (who used to sell boats): "Would you have guessed there was a fat gram of AA++ cocaine in this package?" "Nope. Nada. Zip," she replied, while brushing some leaves off of her porch. If you must know, yes, it was sealed in all of that plastic and metal looking crap that all the kids are using these days.

Price: $140/gram: [4/7] I've never been able to make any sense of cocaine prices in this damn market. A few years ago I would drop by my dealer's house and an 8-ball of awesome, awesome shit was always $175. Eventually, he got busted selling to an undercover cop at a Metallica show. Really. Besides, I was growing tired of always having to make small-talk with jittery whores if I ever re-upped after 7 pm.

Shipping time: [6/7] True story: Two days after ordering, I was looking up in the early evening sky when the sun reflected off the plane at just the right angle, right off that fishscale and back thru the window of that 757 cargo plane about to land in my city. Docked him a point because 757s are the worst mainline passenger aircraft known to man. And no, I am not kidding!

Weight: [7/7] On the advice of my attorney, I'm going to decline comment here.

Quality: [6/7] Both rocky and powdery, smells like petrol. Flakes up nicely. Clean, no burn at all. Not much numbing - but it's a real numb, and not the lidocaine kind. Decent euphoria, heavy buzz, but not with any jitters or tweaks. Mild come down. No obvious cuts. Does leave you wanting more, but in a good sort of way. And btw, I've never bought this "Didn't need to reup for 50 minutes!" bullshit. This isn't LSD. The one truism of cocaine use is "You want more cocaine". All told, surely my favorite of the moderate number of vendors I've tried here. Like everyone else, this pales in comparison to what I was used to IRL, but let's be honest, there's a reason we're all here. Because our dealers are all in jail or have beceome pussywhipped and/or become Scientologists.

Overall: [6/7] I would surely buy again (in theory) and SWIM certainly plans to! Bottom line: Wow!


Comments


[16 Points] imaballerbaby:

At the very least, good for a laugh


[16 Points] BlueShadesTM:

The fuck?!


[14 Points] tp911:

lil birdy usually is able to tell which lovely SWIM this is..

but lil birdy cant figure this out but is glad to see such a review so thank u for such an entertaining and encourage product review. Dont forget to claim a bonus on next order by pointing at this review. Bonuses for honest reviews (good, bad or ugly) receive a 5-10% bonus on next order if mentioned in order notes (see profile for details).

Note, a new AA++ batch is now out that in lil birdys opinion is better than the early december batch. early dec batch was slightly harsh. new batch is same rocket fuel but smoother.

And the grading system is just a way to identify batches (tho i like the seeing double theory). Lil birdy cant tell exact % because the birdy isnt a chemist/lab (its a bird). So EZTest results, price level and general user feedback result in the final grade for listing.

Normally stock a top and bottom shelf: Grade A+ was our classic top shelf Grade B was our classic bottom shelf

Then a new batch came along that was technically higher purity and was more expensive so had to grade it AA++

Opinion is that some folks will enjoy the A+ and some will prefer the AA++. I really dont favor one or the other personally. AA++ being more expensive and a slightly higher purity doesnt mean its the "best" or better than A+. Both are worth a try and imagine 90% of the coke users will find they love one or the other. The other 10% will not like our product range.

good stuff, thanks for writing in-depth review.


[5 Points] Watermelon94:

smells like a bender


[6 Points] FagDamager:

is sara single?


[2 Points] fuckbadpeople:

Great review my friend!


[1 Points] XmonsterdogX:

Read this. Seemed pretty comprehensive so figured "why not". I'm not buying from anyone else anymore.


[1 Points] dontthrowthecokeaway:

I am bringing back this thread to give more praise to EvoPee911. Those who check out the EVO forums and its hi-larious domestic coke review thread (bitchy coke heads arguing amongst themselves can be highly entertaining) know that EvoPee is one of the good vendors, trying to be as forthright to buyers as possible about what is in the powder he's peddling.

Personally, i was never a huge fan of his A+, although some are, including friends IRL who hovered mine up (and importantly never had bad come downs from it). But, i decided to give his A++ a whirl, if only to support a good vendor. I am glad I did. As opposed to some other DNM crap masquerading as high quality when it has 10%+ levasimole and 20%+ ephedrine, and 20% god knows what else, this is high quality. The best ever? Of course not. Cut? Obviously; everything is cut these days before it leaves south america. But just from appearance and smell and initial intake, there would be no mistaking this for mexicaine. Uptake is clean, the buzz is not jittery, and two hours after my sample, I can tell there will be no comedown. This is quite good blow. Buy with confidence.

(Also, any one who has dealt with EvoPee knows that his stealth/comms/weight are always top notch; so, this is just a review of the product.)