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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
BadTeddy / AB |
Product/s reviewed: |
275mg TESLA MODEL X MDMA Pills |
International?: |
UK to US |
Vendor requires FE?: |
Yes |
Price before shipping: |
92.89 |
Shipping cost : |
7.43 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[x]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[x]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (23x4 for 92% ) |
This is my second order from BadTeddy. I'd been burned on a mainland-EU to US deal with one of the cheaper vendors, so I gave the UK and BadTeddy a sample order. After the sample order came in, I stepped up a tiny bit to a 25 order. My sample showed up in 8 calendar days. My first "full" order showed up in 12 calendar days to the US.
Package was inconspicuous with a printed label. Basic decoy was included. Product was vacuum sealed nicely, and the order included 3 extra on 25 - bringing these under $4/pill in small quantities, which is half of US to US.
Shipping might have been in less than 48 hours, but I ordered on the weekend. Imagine a 4% better score if you like :)
These are your basic large light pink Tesla pills, weighing in at .58g (gross). It's hard to say if these are 275's, but based on taking them last time, and assorted reports on the usual websites, these are probably in the 230 range. As such, I marked them "mostly pure". You could arguably call them "highest purity," since everyone lies about their pills, so... Who knows.
As for value, the high quantity of MDMA per pill, his good rate and speed make this a GREAT value. Vastly cheaper than US->US sellers, and pretty fast. Very good if you have a preference for a "known" pill - if you're dealing or just like a known quantity. You can get half the price on suspect weight pills from The Netherlands, but they don't seem to show up as reliably as BadTeddy.
I'd include photos, but you've all seen a mylar bag and there's about a thousand photos of Tesla pills. It's exactly what you'd expect.
EDIT: Fine, photos!
EDIT - Follow Up
I posted shortly after taking a sample pill, this:
Took one last night. Didn't have a GREAT roll, but I think it's me, suffering from a bit of low serotonin and a bigger-than-needed dinner. Had the wife and the girlfriend in a hotel on Friday and Saturday - candy flipped both nights (stupid LSD acute tolerance made Saturday weak), so a Wednesday roll on one pill might just be me burning the candle at both ends WAY too hard.
The wife had one last night, and here's a recap of our text conversation with timestamps, which was much more positive. She's probably not burned out like I was. Long story, but we were separated upstairs and downstairs for this, so she was messaging me.
- 10pm - take pill - a normal dinner was eaten several hours previous.
- 10:37 - starting a little now
- 10:55 - we're on now. shiny
- 11:00 - i am really enjoying rubbing my blanket
- 11:02 - It is a comfortable level. having to refocus every once in a while. all on my face. would LOVE some washrags if you could bring some down.
- 11:02 - it is increasing
- 11:24 - very up. brushed teeth, washed face. holy shit. very strong. very.
- 11:34 - sweating hands clammy. warm. 1:30hr in for what I think is peak.
- 11:39 - strong for sure.
- 11:46 - in my body. everything tactile.
- 12:09 - still up. tingling.
- 1:01 - still sweaty. in maintenance shiny. plateau, but nice and durable.
"Up" was her responding to if it was getting stronger (up) or weaker, looking for the plateau/peak. In the morning, she told me she fell asleep at 4:30, after a long while of being full of "uncomfortable energy."
Final Thoughts
Based on the wife's experience, I'd say these are fine and dandy.
be weary.. this guy has fake presses. Low-content mdma presses to be exact.