Need someone to help me with my market? Will pay.

I need someone to help me create a market, someone trustworthy and experienced, of course he sha'll be payed before hand, and also will get a percentage after the site is running.


Comments


[15 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

just gimme your full name and address and I'll get that whipped right up. Also, need any hits performed? money laundered through mt. gox? I got you covered bro.


[6 Points] blackflag909:

Just by the way you asked the question your defiantly not qualified to be trusted with other peoples freedom


[7 Points] Taylorswiftfan69:

I'll,do it. I'll also set up a backdoor so I can raid the escrow wallet when the time is right.


[4 Points] PerpetualPlusFour:

I'm your man! I invented the Internet (you may be familiar with my pseudonym, Al Gore... Get it, like algorithms?). I wrote UNIX, BSD and Linux (they're all pretty much the same, I just inserted random differences to see if I could incite massive flamewars between angry neckbeards over which kernel is best). I created /Stuxnet (I can't fucking believe those fuckwits at the NSA took credit for my work. That's okay, though, I got the last laugh when I told the world about that quaint little PRISM toy of theirs, then pulled off the greatest catfishing prank ever when I convinced them that some random contractor did it and the fled to Russia. I don't even think they've caught on yet, pathetic).

I only accept payment in gold-plated latinum, though. None of that worthless hoo-mon money.


[2 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

I'll do it. And I won't even put in a backdoor or anything. Send 10 BTC over to my wallet address and I'll get started right away. We can talk about further payment after I deliver.


[2 Points] randomnessdude87531:

That is ohman again.

With stolen code lol


[2 Points] durgsrbad:

Fuckin' trolls are out in force today. Was there a public holiday, or did Macca's just dump their dollar menu?


[1 Points] 0__0__0__0__0:

Here here...,I'm very trustworthy!


[1 Points] loxsey:

Msg me further details, ill help u out aslong as it does not compromise my security


[1 Points] gramsadmin:

How much are you paying?


[1 Points] goingpoostal:

I have spellchecker experience if that helps.


[1 Points] BahWhatever666:

I don't think mom and dad would approve of your ambitions. Best stick to Pokémon.