Delivery drivers are the best customers.

Think about it. They can order to ANYONE on their route. If a CD is going to go down they'll know about it in advance. No one suspects the driver. If they order packs they can order to someone on their route and just take the package.

Now I need a friend who does this.


Comments


[18 Points] lnsaf:

You just blew my fucking mind. And then you get a government pension at the end of all this. I may have chosen the wrong career


[12 Points] None:

What happens when the address you ordered to gets 99 packs and you choose the wrong one?


[9 Points] None:

On my route, it isn't always the same delivery person. They get days off too.


[2 Points] Insanity_-_Wolf:

It's called a drop and it doesn't require employment at the USPS.


[2 Points] BrippingTalls:

You forget that mail theft/tampering is a federal crime... Such as taking or opening a package that isn't addressed to you.

The penalties are probably far worse than getting caught with the ounce of bud you ordered.


[2 Points] Heyitsblinky:

It's not a bad idea if the pizza orderer is in on it. Like a pal. You order stuff to his house (preferably you have a few friends in on it and you can jump around locations). You place the orders under some bogus name.

As long as your buddy didn't touch the package -- just kind of left it there -- he couldn't really be held responsible. Pizza dude could swing a delivery by when it's dark, late, and grab the box.

Alternative, if the drop is a good enough friend and will accept the package, the pizza guy could smuggle it out in his pizza bag.

Third alternative: Pizza customer doesn't touch the package. Pizza guy picks it up and say "hey you have a package". Pizza customer invites pizza dude inside. Pizza dude leaves with package.

This would work best if you didn't need to sign for the package.

Pizza guy would be a great job for a mid-level distributor, though. That's for sure. :P


[2 Points] bobnugget1245:

http://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2x6p20/psaarticle_two_usps_letter_carriers_caught/


[1 Points] None:

O?! I'd rethink that.


[1 Points] Skylinerr:

gary "short" coleman

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[1 Points] ImaginarySpider:

Someone tried that and it ended up with two dogs getting shot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berwyn_Heights,_Maryland_mayor%27s_residence_drug_raid


[0 Points] None:

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