How to carry lots of bills?

Advice needed. What's the safest and most comfortable way to carry about $40,000 in 100s (400 bills) on your person? That's about a 4 inch stack. This would be for 8 or more hours. Important considerations would be keeping the money safe in the case of mugging, not accidentally losing it, and keeping reasonably comfortable.


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[7 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Taking an international flight? Take your money to a duty-free store that has locations in both countries, buy a bunch of expensive shit (furs, watches, jewelry, etc...), and then return it all for a full refund once you get to your destination.


[5 Points] KnMn:

Boof it


[4 Points] tuncperpetua:

Taped to the front of your legs. Or sewn inside a jacket.


[3 Points] sadboys2003zzz:

Find a hooker to carry your money. They are very trustworthy


[3 Points] novanova25:

Convert it to visa debit cards


[1 Points] xxxcat1:

money belt


[1 Points] prettyleafart:

You can hand them to me, and I will guard with my life.


[1 Points] RetroBoominOnDaTrack:

Take 1/4 and put it in your sock. Under the foot then the other 1/4 over your foot in sock. Do that with other foot.


[1 Points] identiifiication:

convert it to Crypto, stick your coins in a hardware wallet.. but only take the pass phrase with on a piece of paper that is so confusing it can only be understood by you?

Not simple,

but definitely safe


[1 Points] mymuse100:

Stash boxers drugs for festivals . We use them to sneak in lightgloves when people are on molly and acid at festivals