[REQUEST] In Need of good Shills

Looking for someone who can provide reviews and discussion for my shitty products. Must be believable and good quality posts, and not blatantly acting like shills, I don't need you to make me as a scammer before I actually make any money. Preferably someone with experience with stimulants and psychedelics so they can write convincing reviews of products they are not actually going to receive. Preferably have some already written reviews by you so I know you can write well. Needs to be cheap as possible, if I had good drugs I wouldn't be needing to pay for shill reviews now would I?


Comments


[7 Points] FedoraWearingAlien:

Yes hello I'd like to be a shill, I know a lot about drugs even if I'm not a drug user. (this post is 10/10, welcome to my reddit save list)


[5 Points] None:

Sad part is that I'm only 95% this is satire.


[3 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

Rumor has it, the mod mod mod team has a whole arsenal. You should PM them.


[1 Points] None:

Hello, I really think I'm the guy you're looking for. I've been a shill for some of the most reputable scammers such as PFM, Ace, RCI, mxe_dealer, and many more. I have lots of experience, and I also happen to be a drug addict so I've got the knowledge and you know I'm reliable. When do we start talking about salary?


[0 Points] brendo927:

Will you suck my dick in the absence of the drugs I will never receive? I will take a rim jobs on the reg.