Energy Control Testing Results

I am honestly sad to say good bye to cocaine.

All of these cunts, even the best of the RUMORED best have poison in their product. Not really the cunts fault, but the brown, dirty assh9ole in the jungle putting the fucking de-wormer in amoungst this great substance. Fuck them, and fuck their product.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GCMSresults/comments/3vzysb/ectf2016_formerly_ectf_energy_control_testing_fund/


Comments


[4 Points] Fionn112:

MrMaserati with that 98% with no active cuts. Fuck.


[4 Points] None:

what are you so butthurt about? for the most part, those are actually pretty good. 70, 80, etc. I mean obviously not ideal, but I was expecting 20, 30, etc.

on a side not, damn - TheStimGuy had some fire. impressive considering his meth was maybe 50%, at best.


[4 Points] DW380:

Dear MrMaserati,

We need you in the USA.

sincelryl cocaine buyers and users.


[3 Points] fakes12345678:

Vendor: MrQuality Region: EU Batch: Q7 Analysis: 81% cocaine + ecgonidine methyl ester is is an inpure byproduct not really harmful like levelsomol


[3 Points] NoIDontUseDNMs:

While almost all of the vendors sampled have less than 90% purity please take this into consideration.

When the UK seizes an amount of cocaine over 100g they analyze it for purity. The average purity of the cocaine they seized a year or two back was something really close to 30%...

30% -- and that is for amounts > 100g, meaning its not just really small time dealers cutting it.

While yes, it is upsetting to realize the coke you were promised is "fire" and "the good shit," or "straight from Columbia," you must realize how fortunate we are to, first off, be able to have a community like ours that is willing to pay for analysis on the numerous vendors that have so far been analyzed, and second off, have cocaine from multiple different sources that is above 70% purity.

TL;DR: We should be grateful our coke is this pure

will edit if I can find the article about UK testing


[2 Points] psylocibicus:

I was looking for a vendor who sells pure cocaine, too shame I can't know if MrMaserati's current batch is as pure as the one tested (purchased April 15).


[2 Points] shortstorylongg:

love seeing tests. total respect to you for doing gods work


[1 Points] None:

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