Hello, I am DoctorLisa.

Heya!! :) I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Lisa (DoctorLisa) I am a vendor on Alphabay for 2.5 months.

I was told by a few of my customers on Alphabay a few weeks ago, that someone made a false Reddit account impersonating me and convincing members to send him/her their bitcoins. I was not on Reddit at the time, and didn't feel the need to rectify myself because I thought people would be smart enough to know that's not me - but I was wrong, because dozens of members here naively fell for the rumor and started to blame the actual Vendor (me), instead of the imposter account who had no relationship to me :( So as I'm minding my own business on Alphabay and conducting my business, I'm completely unaware of the fact that I'm apparently a celebrity on Reddit :')

Although I do feel famous that I'm well-known enough to be impersonated, my condolences to anyone who was a victim to the imposer :( <3

Thank you so much to those of you who aren't a sucker for false rumors, and knew that the fake account /u/Doctor_Lisa and the DoctorLisa-Alphabay are unrelated :) <3 I truly appreciate the faith my customers have in me, so thank you for those those of you sweethearts that stuck up for me <33 I read some of the comments about people sticking up for me and I thought it was extremely cute and sweet :)

Proof: On my Alphabay vendor page, it states that this is indeed my account. http://imgur.com/a/FSEnd http://imgur.com/a/xK9tV

Answering some questions I read in other posts about the 'shill' reviews:

1) I apologize for the 2-3 sentence 'reviews' my customers post :( I will make it more clear to my customers as to what's expected from an official, detailed Vendor Review on this subforum. Believe me, the 2-3 sentence long 'reviews' without any formatting make me feel uneasy as well, lol.

2) Several other well-known and reputable vendors on this very subreddit (and other subreddits related to the DNM) offer extra product/compensation for posting Reddit Reviews. Most of you don't know this I assume because people were surprisingly shocked as if I'm the only one. I will not be mentioning any names because I respect other vendor's privacy and what they do so I'd prefer if you do know of anyone that does this also please keep it to yourself.

3) None of the Vendor Reviews posted about me are 'fake'. Yes, some are poorly worded and the customer used very little effort in writing it, but nonetheless, they are not fake. Every single review is posted by a unique person who has experience with an order from me. We do not honor anyone posting more than 1 review. We keep track of which customer posted what review so the same person isn't posting multiple times to get extra complimentaries multiple times. I agree, some customers could put a little more effort into their Vendor review but they are by no means 'fake', some are just poorly written.

4) None of my reviews are shills. I am not paying anyone to write us a significantly skewed review. I kindly ask my customers that if they enjoyed their experience with us, they are welcome to post a Vendor Review on Reddit if they so please, and as a complimentary gift for taking the time out of their day to write us a Review, i will add a few extras onto their order to thank them for their time and effort in doing so. None of my customers are skewing reviews or lying because 99.99% of them do have a satisfactory experience with me, so the extras aren't by any means influencing what they write, but simply just giving incentive to take the time to write the review.

Keep in mind that I would never ask anyone to send me bitcoins privately. And just in case this Reddit account ever gets hacked and convinces you to send him/her bitcoins, dont :)

Thank you for taking the time to read my post :)) Hope all of you have a great upcoming weekend, take care!!

Lisa

Edit: I am convinced that those who still have doubts and conspiracy theories against me even after this post have a level of paranoia so irrationally high, that nothing I say/prove/do can budge them. Rest assured I'm sure the reasonable, open-minded and unbiased members here have been convinced. My job here is done, I have to get back to running a busy business, goodbye!


Comments


[79 Points] None:

Vendors have female names to drive up sales. This dude is a dude.


[34 Points] Whaaaaaaaaaattttttt:

Pgp or gtfo


[25 Points] None:

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[13 Points] Derrick4Real:

Heya!! :) I’d like to introduce myself. My name is Lisa (DoctorLisa) I am a vendor on Alphabay for 2.5 months.

3) None of the Vendor Reviews posted about me are ‘fake’. Yes, some are poorly worded and the customer used very little effort in writing it, but nonetheless, they are not fake. Every single review is posted by a unique person who has experience with an order from me. We do not honor anyone posting more than 1 review. We keep track of which customer posted what review so the same person isn't posting multiple times to get extra complimentaries multiple times."

Don't you think #3 is bad OpSec? First, you're keeping a customer list. That list not only keeps logs of buyers, it also associates a customer's reddit username with their DNM username. An LEO's dream come true.

Vendor OpSec 101: Keep no records. Keep yourself and your customers safe

Edit: formatting


[11 Points] lovelylittlegangster:

Who gave you the right to use this sub as your personal advertising platform?

There is a Darknet Deals thread. If you want to advertise use that.

Nobody wants to see spammed "reviews" from your shills (got news for you... paying off buyers with freebies in exchange for reviews is paid shilling).

If you don't want to play by the rules then fuck off out of this sub. I hope the mods continue their policy of removing your "reviews".


[9 Points] DooshNozzzle:

Offering free product for a reddit review AUTOMATICALLY INVALIDATES the review, because their opinion is influenced by the fact that they want free drugs from you. it's laughable that these kinds of reviews are trusted


[5 Points] burnvern:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/58knjp/hello_i_am_doctorlisa/?st=IUJ8H35W&sh=967897c5

?????


[5 Points] octomarvel:

None of my reviews are shills.

Then explains payment to shills in form of "complimentary gift"

Yeah nah bro, this whole post is a yeah nah.

Yeah I got all the shills here with my complimentary gift.

Nah I don't pay shills.

Lastly...

Although I do feel famous that I'm well-known enough...

All vendors are supposed to have no feelings right? I guess feeling some type of way was yo first mistake (dont take it personal, but I prefer my vendors to be fully paraplegic with no feeling anywhere, plus they can't run off with my money).

=)


[3 Points] snsmac:

Pgp your post or it is worthless


[5 Points] shadowofashadow:

) I apologize for the 2-3 sentence 'reviews' my customers post :( I will make it more clear to my customers as to what's expected from an official, detailed Vendor Review on this subforum. Believe me, the 2-3 sentence long ‘reviews’ without any formatting make me feel uneasy as well, lol.

How about you stay out of the review game altogether? There is no reason vendors should be discussing reviews or how to review with their customers.

And how the fuck can you add extras to an order if they've already reviewed it? That implies the order has already arrived you asshat.


[4 Points] mjmedstarved:

Is this real life?


[5 Points] Hyde777Gilmour:

Lisa remove the first paragraph it is in violation of rule #3


[4 Points] Lucyintehsky:

Seems pretty sketchy the only thing that arent here, is a signed pgp message.


[3 Points] ISEEYOUBIGBROTHER:

Still call bullshit, everyone knows PGP or gtfo.


[4 Points] wombat2combat:

man this post has more smileys and <3 than I have used in my entire live. what happened to the down to earth and professional announcements who were also signed?


[3 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

The first few paragraphs your acting like you didn't know this subreddit existed (using subfourm and that you didn't know someone was impersonating you yet a few days ago the whole first page contained reviews of your product, also i highly doubt someone impersonated yet to advert your business, and surely some people must have messaged you on AB letting you know they did a review of you) yet towards the end your stating you do know it exists this pretty much ruins your whole post here I think you full well knew there was someone scamming/slinging mud against you but you for some reason didn't want to get involved because fuck them right? Also how else other then storing addresses do you know that someone hasn't made several reviews of you for extra product? I could make a new account or use aged accounts order from you make a review and tell you for free product and rince and repeat and I guarantee you that this happens on the daily... The issue is people shouldn't be incentivized to make reviews for you to get free product they should do it because the vendor was good to them and or did something above and beyond


[2 Points] LSDdick:

My favorite part was when the Fresh account said the other Fresh account was scamming and impersonating her ( him ), and that all the other Fresh account shills weren't really shills, but "really sweet".

This vendor has a fucking mental disorder


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[1 Points] Selectivescammer1:

Why would anyone bother to impersonate a newbie vendor that's only 2 and a half months operating on the market?

Doesn't make sense does it...


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Sign this with your PGP


[1 Points] PeeWeedHerman:

Been staring at your goodies for a week or two 👌🏼


[1 Points] drugfreekid:

First pump the stock, then announce the IPO!


[1 Points] zysr90:

So you offer extra for a review? You realize they cannot give any review but a shill until they get your product? so how would that work?

You're a dumbass dude


[1 Points] ScoopDat:

Wouldn't keeping records of customers posting reviews so that you can give freebies on the next order go against common sense OPSEC and suggested guidelines of purging order information?


[1 Points] shur4t0:

I joined the DarkWeb not too long ago in search for Adderall and decided to give it a try. So far I've gotten both Adderall and Dutch MDMA from her, here are my notes in my personal experience: - POSITIVE - * She is simply the best vendor I could ever dream of. * Packaging is stealthy * She is just simply sweet and patient in conversations * The Adderall is fantastic and cheap, I could not find anything cheaper and as trustworthy on AlphaBay yet * The pink dominos (dutch MDMA) is super potent, my friends always just have half for the night -NEGATIVE- * Her demand of adderall is too high, so she gets out of stock too quickly.


[0 Points] Theeconomist1:

Normally vendors can't start their own threads here. But given the circumstances, I think this is appropriate. Thank you for coming here and warning about the imposter. Hopefully people take heed. And yes, let your customers know they should be doing thoughtful reviews. They are doing you a disservice otherwise. Thanks again and hopefully your imposter goes away.


[0 Points] MarcusMark050:

Thanks for this post Miss Gorgeous.


[-1 Points] bilijones0083:

Beautiful. Every inch of you is simply beautiful.


[-1 Points] suicidalotter:

This sub is full of a buncha paranoid no lifer conspiracy theory bitches...


[-2 Points] maxturbator:

Dis gun be guuuuuuuud!