Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

Guys I know it's moronic Monday but this is NOT a sourcing thread. No asking for products. Use the Darknetmarkets deals thread or search the sub or find a couple of vendors.

AM Rule 4


[2 Points] Throwawayreturnmail:

So I forgot to add my name to my address when I sent it to the vendor. He shipped it out as I sent it. The package has been returned to sender. So what happens now? It was a promo deal from a reputable vendor so I doubt he's using his house as the return address. Do most vendors get mail that's returned or is it going to get in the hands of customs at this point?

This isn't my first purchase, probably my 7th or 8th but I was hurried and fucked myself. Anyone been through this? What should I expect?


[1 Points] None:

[removed]


[1 Points] None:

[removed]


[1 Points] None:

[removed]


[1 Points] TheLastCig:

Whyyyy my pack say pre shipment info sent / label created but doesn't say it arrived at any facility for 2 days now and it's domestic. Does this mean the vendor sent the label but the pack never got to the facility yet ?


[1 Points] None:

[removed]


[1 Points] thisisathroaway002:

I have ordered three shipments to my home address and all have not shown. I ordered them all with no tracking and fake names, should I be worried about a CD/ Raid? Amounts were under 300g. Two were from the same vendor who went MIA.


[1 Points] Thr0wMeAway666:

What does "vendor is currently disabled" on dream market mean?


[1 Points] jawnobrien:

So I fell asleep before my coins were showing up on AB and then I woke up price shifted now I can't afford my order now what do I do..


[1 Points] None:

[deleted]


[1 Points] mescaphysicality94:

If I habe a reship coming but escrow will be up in 20hrs should I dispute to extend escrow? On AB btw.


[1 Points] onionfuckers:

How do I get my public PGP key. I have my private one but on TAiLS I can't seem to figure this shit out.


[1 Points] sleeplessindallas23:

Questin-- Someone I knew used Silk Road a while back, but he stopped over 2 years ago. With Silk Road down, what is the new 'reliable' site(s) that people go to?