Well, I'm going to jail...

... nah I'm ok. But remember that post about some aussie wanting to get rid of a couple OZs, yea, now hes supposedly going to commit the worlds first successful extortion and get away with it. Or I send half a btc. Bitch, take me to jail. I ain't payin you shit. Come at me bitch.

/u/Ju4you

re: Ready to go

from Ju4you sent 1 hour ago

OK this is how this is going to go now. You have 24 hours to deposit at least 0.5 bit coins into this address. Otherwise i will send a report to Virginia police with proof, that you where buying 2 ounces of weed, which is a felony charge. 12TW3zF63kqiBBS8N8L9HDUBWc7ryPY6dJ My contact in Virginia is Virginia police, and has confirmed non of this information was gathered illegally and hence is enough evidence for prosecution. If i see this conversation even slightly posted this to darknetmarket forums, i will send it to them anyway and even if you don't get charged you will be on the monitor list for the rest of you existence so don't contemplate buying anything off a darknet cause they will monitor every package going your way. 24 hours starting from this post.

EDIT - ok guiz, now hes gonna do it now. "0 hours, sounds like a challenge". Yea man. And I'm sure the police have been looking all over for someone talking about buying weed from a remote country. Not to mention they'll definatly take your word for it. They always do, right!?! Hahah omg I can't stop laughing

EDIT 2 this guy can suck my black market dick!!!


Comments


[179 Points] crashdo:

If you ever want to see your cat Mr. Whiskers again put 0.5 bitcoins in a plain brown paper sack and leave it under the mailbox at Main and First...

The fuck is this $300 and change "ransom" bullshit?

At least half a bit coin. Like...if you wanted to throw a little more his way...that'd be cool, bro.

I remember when people used to be afraid of drug dealers.


[68 Points] mmchehe:

i love how he says "at least 0.5 bit coins" like you might feel generous and ship more,lol.


[59 Points] sheeproadreloaded2:

Half a bitcoin? This blackmailer is bigtime!

I've paid him the bitcoin equivalent of 42 cents. Maybe he'll go away.

https://blockchain.info/address/12TW3zF63kqiBBS8N8L9HDUBWc7ryPY6dJ

I'm going back to my cave now.


[29 Points] amazingsammy:

He's kidding, right? You realize that even if he does have evidence, there's a fat chance anyone in the PD would move on it? Also, extortion is actually a bigger felony than pot possession. All you have to do is show this letter that you posted, and his stupid ass is going to prison. I think it's a B felony in most states. So, if the evidence does get presented, it's defacto proof of criminal extortion. Really stupid.


[29 Points] None:

As an australian i apologise...what a fucking downright cunt fuck!


[18 Points] heroinking:

Ahahahahaha this is great dude what a dumbass. A whole 2 zips you hardened criminal you. At least his attempted haul is about in line with the drugs you're allegedly in possession of.


[12 Points] TheGardenSnake:

And good luck monitoring every single one of my packages LE! because you always know when I'm buying stuff online. But really guys, GET TAILS. good thing I did!


[11 Points] aalewis____:

My contact in Virginia is Virginia police, and has confirmed non of this information was gathered illegally and hence is enough evidence for prosecution.

So he deals drugs and has a contact at the police station. seems legit


[8 Points] None:

It doesn't matter how information was procured if the police didn't do the procuring. For example, say your wife found evidence of you cheating on her on a laptop that was password protected, and she figured out the password to get at the evidence. This evidence would be admissible in court. If the police had done the same thing, the evidence would be useless. I realize he has nothing on you since you don't live in Virginia, but fyi.


[5 Points] None:

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[4 Points] SneakyJeaves:

Sheep are you behind this mastermind plan


[3 Points] PRxBlack:

What a terrible and extoritionist version of the Nigerian Prince scam... Every-time I think I've heard it all on the Dark Net, something like this comes up lol.


[3 Points] iloveyouraccent:

Is 2 ounces really a felony?!


[2 Points] Mrwazztazz:

I'm confused as what's going on here.


[2 Points] summore:

Whoa not a whole half a bitcoin! What is he tryin to bankrupt you? Lmao. Ummm he must not know how easy it is to just get another drop address (or 5). Lame, amateur hour.


[2 Points] DanVade:

What market was it?

Someone please pm this link to that guy. I'm dying to see him post here trying to explain himself.


[2 Points] DNM_throw:

This is funny and all, but an anonymous enemy, with the means to remain anonymous (tor, btc), can fuck your life up pretty easily if they're psycho enough to do it.

I don't want to give your blackmailer any ideas (i might sell him some if the price was right) but I could turn you into the town pariah in about 10 minutes and have you fired from your job by the end of the week. A few well placed threats of a workplace murder-suicide later and you'll find yourself undergoing a 30 day psych evaluation.

Meanwhile, the cops are investigating your blackmail claims, but can't find any evidence because you used Tails.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] boofk:

Good for you. The more people that expose these pathetic extortion attempts, the better. Only an idiot would fall for them.


[2 Points] chapparelli:

i had a guy try same shit, was as shheeep scam saga was happening. fucker scammed me on fe for $500 week earlier, wnt rogue after handful successful deals. anyway he pulled his scam catching a fair few of us and got away with nothing coz sheep stopped withdrawals . he tried same general le extortion crap for some trivial amount of btc, enjoyed telling him to fuck off backto the drawing board you scamming wanker with no btc, remembered, no 1 was the prick's vendor name.


[2 Points] PeyoteFire:

Update?


[1 Points] None:

to the front page, choo chooo


[1 Points] Loldisthreaddoe:

This thread is pure fucking gold. I really needed to read this LOL!


[1 Points] sharpshooter789:

Australia is full of criminals and they still have TB down under.


[1 Points] RobRobRobRobRobRob:

If I don't get 46 cents in the next minute I'm burning my yard


[1 Points] None:

Hahaha this guys attempt at legitimacy had me cracking up.


[1 Points] Riob:

Find this guy and cut his balls off


[1 Points] Kxdan:

Seems Legit http://www.troll.me/2011/07/05/futurama-fry/seems-legit/


[1 Points] ditchmilk:

Clearly not a bright guy but you know, .5 btc isn't bad if you're just gonna like plaster a bunch of people with the same scam. It's small enough that odds are you'll get some safety bets. Let's all do it to each other!


[0 Points] sleepybeard:

Not like the charges would stick even if he did manage to get your local PD to believe it. What's he gonna do, expose himself as the dealer to bring you down? What a joke.


[-1 Points] JewTime420:

I wouldn't worry anyways. I live in Virginia and the police around here are all college educated powder puffs who have little interest in enforcing any law that doesn't buffer their already cushy department budget. They're experts at giving out citations, speeding tickets and responding to loud and angry businessmen harassing waitresses at Logan's steakhouse. I recently got pulled over and ticketed for going 16 miles over the limit, high as a motherfucker with an oil burner and some primo co2 wax in a jacket right next to me. A little background, I have super long hair with a huge motherfucking goatee and generally look like a miscreant. He gave me my ticket and told me to have a nice day. The police in Virginia are a joke I wouldn't worry even if you did live here.