What drugs can I take that won't show up in ANY drugs tests? :)))

I know acid and mushrooms, but wondering if there are any othersssss (sorry I'm high on shrooms right now ha ha). Including RCs too!!

Let's make a MASTER LIST!!!! BAHAHAHA!!

MASTER LIST:

-whippits

-GHB

-DMT

-Soma

-LSD

-Shrooms

-Tramadol

-porn ;)


Comments


[20 Points] The_search_awaits:

Life maaan


[13 Points] None:

Ketamine, whippits, ghb, dmt, 2cb the list goes on but if you're on drug court or probation I strongly suggest just not doing drugs. Trust me from experience it's fucking me in the ass right now.


[8 Points] None:

Kratom


[5 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

jenkem


[5 Points] thealphaboy:

If i was in that position i would chose LSD, shrooms, and a few rc stimulants. just my op though


[3 Points] ThrowitoutASAP:

porn


[3 Points] None:

2c-* series, as well as many other mescaline analogs. Tryptamines in general.


[3 Points] urmomsadaily:

I think your problem is the drug test itself. It's a law-enforcement sponsored drug test, I highly advise you don't fuck with it. Possibly consider sobering up or Rx.

If it's a private drug test, in a private lab, you should fudge the test. Everyone needs a damned job, and you shouldn't be penalized for enjoying a joint after work. In fact, I don't think it's any of your employers business as long as you don't show up fucked up. You can get high quality human urine online (powdered). I use http://testclear.com. They also carry synthetic urine, but I don't trust that enough. (A paranoid stoner?! Ya don't say....)

Order the thermometer, the handwarmers, and the extra vial.

Definitely be prepared. Mix the urine at home with hot tap water. Use distilled if most of your hats are made of tin-foil. There will be lumps of powder initially. Shaking can make lots of bubbles, so do this 2 hours before you need to go in. You'll need 2 double-zip baggies for the next part. When you're done mixing the urine, seal the cap tightly, and put it in one of the sandwich bag. The next part gets a little weird. Next, you put the baggy in your underpants. This will keep the urine at near-body temp. Right before you leave, fill the small vial with hot water, activate the hand-warmers, get the thermometer, and throw the whole lot in the other baggy. You can just carry that one till you get there.

This is all much easier if you're a girl because you can use your purse. Just keep in mind the techs MAY take your purse from you once you arrive. (Though many private labs are very lax on the rules.) Guys, wear well-fitting briefs or boxer briefs that day and looser pants. Girls, wear your period jeans or sweat pants. Make sure you actually need to piss when you go in. They may request that you don't flush so that there is visible urine in the toilet. (Smell and sound is a factor here too. Hate to be graphically gross, but you need to know. Sorry!)

When you arrive in the parking lot, put the other baggy in your pants. It will be very warm, so try not to show your discomfort. Once in the rest room, pour the urine in first, then use the hot vial for temperature and extra volume. Use the thermometer to ensure proper temperature. 90-97 degrees is ideal. Don't forget to go pee!

Next put all of the trash back in your underpants. You can't throw it away till you leave. Try to be quiet! Crinkling the bag can be suspicious (Less so if you're a girl).

Voila! Passed drug test. I've used it when getting a job, highly recommended.


[2 Points] weedandsyrup:

Soma


[2 Points] FuckTheJakes:

A common misconception is that shrooms and lsd can't be tested for. On a color strip test no. For a lab test where specifically look for those substances, yes.


[2 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Datura (but please - don't!)


[2 Points] dandydaniels:

Tianeptine


[1 Points] None:

2cb


[1 Points] racers10:

Krokodil


[1 Points] larrod25:

I am not sure where your info is coming from. There are tests for GHB, Carisoprodol (Soma), LSD, 2-CB, and Tramadol. Source: I work at a drug testing company; we can test you for these things.


[1 Points] doctorbasil:

etizolam, zopiclone, zolpidem


[1 Points] rgraves22:

Caffine and Nicotine..


[1 Points] StrangDck:

Dck is known to show as nothing even when in blood or as substance but uhh it will cause insanity by constant large doses


[1 Points] DrWilliamWallace:

DOx class chemicals do not come up, neither does methylphenidate


[1 Points] dundeazy:

K2