1 Year Later it arrives... WTF

So about a year ago I order some DMT from a market. I forget which one or who the seller was. It never shows up. Fine. Bummer but all this is a risk anyway so whatever. I forget about it and kinda stop using the markets after i find real world suppliers.

Fast forward a year a package shows up with the code name i used to use for market stuff. I was really confused and suspicious. But I open it anyway and lo and behold. My 1g of DMT is in there.

Any one ever have that happen to them before? Was it held in the post office limboland for ages or was the seller maybe making up for not delivering a year ago / waking up from a coma??

Anyway I just wanna thank the world for my little gift. It happens to be my birthday this week!!


Comments


[133 Points] DontSpeakJapanese:

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[107 Points] Trip_and_dab:

Yeah man sometimes the stuff gets lost for years than they find and send it. On the front page yesterday I saw some guy got a video game delivered he ordered in 2012. It took 5 years to get to him.


[77 Points] whatisopsec:

USPS takes their job seriously


[41 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

This vendor finds a lone pack that had slipped under the drivers seat of his car!!!! Vendor screams HOLY FUCK after noticing the date on the pack!!!! Vendor drops in blue box & pack shows up!!!!!

Happy Fucking Birthday Timmy!!!!!!!!!


[28 Points] whoiiinvitedthisguy:

That's crazy. Happy birthday


[13 Points] surreality89:

There should be a stamp on the package with the date it was first processed through a post office, should answer your question.


[11 Points] None:

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[4 Points] LucySeesDiamonds:

You don't choose to do DMT, DMT chooses you when you're ready. And so it did! :)


[3 Points] None:

wouldn't the postage have been short $$ if it was shipped a long time ago and finally showed up? This obviously was a postal error somehow got lost and they finally found it. That's crazy though


[3 Points] TheTrippyChannel:

Back in the SR1 days I had like 10 hits of LSD take 4 months to arrive. Vendor was chincat or something and gave me a full refund also.


[3 Points] restlessly_injected:

the vendor probably took 1 mL of carfentanil to chill and just awoke after a year


[2 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

@ OP, After it didn't show up last year, did u ever reach out to the vendor about a non-arrival? Did you still pay him or dispute or i would guess you let it auto-FE?...Anyhow, its a nice little windfall for you especially on ur cake day. The latest something ever took for me was like 3 months from the complete opposite side of the world-well Poland, and my connect estimated it would take about a month to get to me, i forgot about it after 2 months and he got paid anyway, then it came. Its kinda awesome to be pleasantly surprised by a USPS fuck-up like this. Doubtful it was the vendor's doing.


[2 Points] penismith:

Was it postmarked closer to delivery time or from original ship time?


[2 Points] CDRCRDS:

As someone who was overwhelemed with deliveries what i can tell you is i mailed it eventually when we caught up to the orders and the rest was land mail so it took awhile.


[2 Points] curiousgeorge1023:

Dude have you seen Cast Away? Tom hanks still delivered one of the packs years after it was supposed to be delivered so yeah! it happens! ;)


[1 Points] aSchizophrenicCat:

Maybe it took so long because you used a "code name"..


[1 Points] superwank99:

so i'm sure i'm not the first to say this ... but goddam! that's crazy!


[1 Points] HydroMorxim:

By any chance would the vendor be Noumena? Ordered from this vendor, don't feel like waiting a year.


[1 Points] None:

Was this UK to US from an AB vendor? I purchased some DMT from the UK last year and it never came, but I moved now..wondering if someone got my DMT that I ordered eventually. He had high rep but I think it was FE only. Figured I was just scammed.


[1 Points] somethingtosay2333:

I wonder how a vendor handles this type of issue? To maintain positive feedback I assume they would take a lost and reship it?


[1 Points] Throwawayyyy63638484:

Happy Birthday may the DMT elves bring you all your wishes and gifts my friend :)


[1 Points] richdoe:

I had a pack from Canada, of a small amount of bud, show up about 5 or 6 months after the fact. So it does happen.


[1 Points] NotALanister:

I was supposed to get a gift on the mail. No, sadly the gift didn't have drugs in it. It was scheduled to be delivered 2 days after it was shipped. It probably took like 2 weeks.

I know I know, 2 weeks is nothing compared to one year. But the only reason that it took 2 weeks was because the sender filed a case with USPS. So the package was located and within 2 days and redirected to my house.


[1 Points] libbylapislazuli:

You won! Congrats!


[1 Points] juksayer:

valentine's day at the Deadletter office


[0 Points] wtstalin:

FYI never use a code name


[-2 Points] Stop-Staring-Stupid:

Show us a pic of this if this is really true...IDK for some reason my bs meter is going off. No offense OP but I am just sayin.


[-8 Points] None:

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