First purchase! Customer service?

So I have finally finished getting everything set up. I'm 99% sure everything is correct. But I'm nervous about my first order which I plan on making today. I was wondering if someone could be my "customer service rep" and message with me as I go through the process. I'm sure I will have a few questions. Anyways, I hope someone can help!


Comments


[8 Points] None:

seriously?


[6 Points] dawgiee:

Thank you for calling Darknet Markets Customer Service Center, this is dawgiee, how may I help you today?


[1 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Which market are you buying on?


[1 Points] OldSchoolMethHead:

yeah i,ll be around here, need something ask away.

i,m gonna sit at my desk awhile an relax. if i go anywhere it,ll only be the icebox, bathroom.

i would,nt use any other market than agora.


[1 Points] None:

Get your Bitcoin , transfer to site . Make purchase , pgp your address . Send and wait . Not hard


[-2 Points] PCorny:

Yes I'm serious. I mean I obviously know that there isn't customer service for a DNM, I am just simply asking someone to be there for me while I make my first purchase. In case I have questions or I'm doing something wrong. Why? Is it not okay that I asked that?


[-2 Points] PCorny:

I haven't decided yet. I was actually going to ask what people recommended... For first orders.


[-2 Points] PCorny:

If it helps with advice I am most likely getting an opiate. Possibly K, but I'm 90% sure opiate for the first order.