[Vendor Review] TessellatedMDMA & TessellatedLSD

1. TessellatedMDMA - MDMA

Details
Vendor: TessellatedMDMA
Market: Agora
Product: MDMA
Shipped from: Canada
Shipped to: USA
Required FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: No
Mylar Sealed: Yes
Decoy: Yes - waaay better than others i've seen
Handwriting: No
Rating
Communication: 10 / 10 - (not needed)
Stealth: 10 / 10 - superb decoy, i feel very safe ordering from Tess
Shipping time: 10 / 10 - slight delay due to snowmageddon in the US
Price value: 10 / 10 - ~$35/g
Aesthetics: 10 / 10 - white powder all evenly crushed and packed into mdma coated baggy. Great for capping in gel caps.
Weight: 10 / 10 - Weight was exact
Quality: 10 / 10 - Excellent MDMA
Transaction: 10 / 10
Vendor: 10 / 10
Drug: 10 / 10
TOTAL SCORE: 100 / 100

Notes: I've been ordering from Tess since SR1 days. His product and technique are still on point as ever. I've dabbled in a lot product from a wide range of suppliers since SR1 days, but I have to say Tess still remains as one of my favorite vendors for MDMA.

I'm sure there are other vendors who have a slightly better deal (canadianforger) or another vendor who's higher price gives a harder roll (instrument).... However, when you order from Tess, you are buying consistent well above average: stealth, product quality, packaging, euphoria, delivery, clean come down, AND price. Tess's MDMA is quite simply among the best - If not the best, his product is definitely in the top 3 that have graced my pallet.

If there is one gripe i have, is that Tess does not do order over 10g due to security - maybe this is a good thing lol.... I will probably be using Tess for my MDMA purchases going forward

1. TessellatedLSD - LSD

Details
Vendor: TessellatedLSD
Market: Agora
Product: LSD
Shipped from: Canada
Shipped to: USA
Required FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: No
Mylar Sealed: No
Decoy: Yes - Some of the best i've seen
Handwriting: No
Rating
Communication: 10 / 10 (not needed)
Stealth: 10 / 10 - Excellent
Shipping time: 10 / 10
Price value: 8 / 10 - ~$12/tab
Aesthetics: 10 / 10 - Simple white on white tabs beautiful
Weight: 10 / 10 - Weight was exact (25 tabs)
Quality: 10 / 10 - Cleanest LSD you will ever try
Transaction: 10 / 10
Vendor: 10 / 10
Drug: 10 / 10
TOTAL SCORE: 98 / 100

Notes: Much like the MDMA review above, I freaking LOVE his LSD. If I have a drug of choice its definitely LSD. If you want cheap, face melting, wtf is going on, these are insane visuals, bubble guts - this is NOT the vendor for you.

HOWEVER, if you want to balance in your life, answers to difficult questions, a well timed consistent trip, and quite possibly the happiest acid trip of your life. Tess is your guy. I've even taken 5 hits of his white on white (WoW) before, and I made some of the biggest breakthroughs of my life. You just can't get the same level of creativity, understanding, and empathy from other acid - you need this clean shit. You can take a quarter-half tab and go to work and just let the creativity flow. I fucking love his acid - I work 50-60 hrs a week + working on a MCS degree, it can be stressful... Taking a little bit of that Tess magic, turn on the music+visualizer, smoke a lil dro - All the chaos in your life begins to harmonize and make sense.


Comments


[8 Points] fuckyourlsdbias:

If you want cheap, face melting, wtf is going on, these are insane visuals, bubble guts - this is NOT the vendor for you. HOWEVER, if you want to balance in your life, answers to difficult questions, a well timed consistent trip, and quite possibly the happiest acid trip of your life. Tess is your guy.

You just can't get the same level of creativity, understanding, and empathy from other acid

You're an idiot if you believe that. Or only got nbomes before sold as acid. I hate know-it-all "connoisseur" acid heads like you spouting bullshit.


[5 Points] BVNoShow1:

There's absolutely nothing about this vendor's acid that any other vendor's acid won't do the same thing. Sounds very shillish to me, or just a particularly huge hardon for this vendor


[4 Points] Tsunamisharks:

Do you have any other lsd vendors to compare too, Or is tess your only experience with L


[2 Points] PsychedelicTangerine:

very shiullish... Bv is too strong.... if you dont like strong dont do L.

Tess has shit L and way underdosed and I never reccomend them ever again same goes for Pimpit.


[1 Points] vendor007_pr:

We have washed mdma domestic for $40 per gram as an introduction offer!


[1 Points] None:

I think the OP is tess. this guy is glorifying the vendor (who has been reported on reddit as selling underdosed tabs) this isnt a review its an ad. look at his post hist., 'redditor for 1 day' dont fall for this shit.


[1 Points] theBlotter:

The price value is what scared me off on his LSD, however my buddy grabbed a sheet off him once, he got a good deal. If I want a couple tabs for myself paying whatever $5 extra for primo shit, but I also like having more licks and being able to toss a few to my friends for free and having it not burn a hole in the pocket.