Why don't one of you creative types produce an iPhone 6 case that also houses a one hitter and small dugout space. You could squash down the one hitter (think oval shape) and minimize the dugout cavity. Especially with stuff around like shatter and caviar. This isn't even technically illegal and you could make some good coin. I am thinking the use would be good for shows and venues where you want a couple bumps and need stealth. I'll buy the first one if it looks good, I promise.
Why would you want to carry around paraphernalia 24/7? This sounds like an awful idea.