An amusing thought that came to me after eating some edibles from USA.

I am Russian, eating edibles shipped from America, and I do not support a great deal of foreign and internal affairs done by Putin and his gang.

That makes me a person eating American drug-infused food and thinking liberal thoughts on how to end current regime.

This was a commonly used propaganda cliche when our mass media described events that led to Ukrainian Maidan (events that preceded annex of Crimea and Lugansk and Donetsk 'rebellions'). People were, supposedly, given drug-infused food that drove them in a state of psychosis and 'rebelliousness'.

Aforementioned story was inspired by a photo on which Victoria Nuland was giving out food to people on Maidan photo 1 photo 2.

Another amusing fact that Viktor Ivanov (head of Russian Federal Drug Control Agency) admitted that Marijuana is similar to spice, and some secret societies (funded by America, of course, untold, but implied) control drug flow and use drugs (namely spice, and, as extension, marijuana) to provoke revolutional thoughts among our citizens. He didn't mention that Russia has enormous spice market and deaths from using spices in 2014 were approximated to around 9000 (have no proofs, hard to find any proofs when case of death for a person that died from spice is never drugs, but rather heart attack, or thrombosis, or whatever, to save face). That approximates to whopping 30 ppl per day. Revolutions my ass.

TL;DR: Propaganda cliche unconsciously resurfaced in a xenopatriotic pothead.


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[13 Points] None:

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[7 Points] throwaweeeeeeeeeeee:

How high are you?


[4 Points] bigfondue:

I can't believe our plan worked!


[1 Points] None:

Doubt its because he's Russian, men who seek positions of "authority" regardless of country tend to be asshole tyrants. But yeah humanity could find a way to co exist without destroying each other, weed does seem to make things more diplomatic.


[1 Points] Chronicpurple:

What edible did you get and who did you get it from?

And since I'm high too, I'll also ramble on. I don't blame you Russians for being so fucking stupid giving Putin ridiculous approval rating during wartime: We did the same dumbass shit when Bush Jr said "bring it on". And yup, they brought it...


[1 Points] GPJdnmTA:

Your drones are flying over, spreading electromagnetic waves meant to sterilize the great nation of Pakistan too!

Infidels.


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[-3 Points] pennyforyourpuss:

Victoria Nuland's hacked e-mails and voicemails prove without a doubt that the US was the aggressor in the Ukraine conflict, they even had despots lined up to be put into executive seats under the new 'government'.

The cold war never ended, they just want you to believe that. All of the conflicts and fake reasonings in the middle east, including 9/11, center around this reality. Don't get me wrong, both countries suck right now. I'm not picking sides. They're different flavors of the same shit.

http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/03/05/chronology-of-the-ukrainian-coup/ http://www.infowars.com/ukraine-crisis-transcript-of-leaked-nuland-pyatt-call/ http://rt.com/news/nuland-phone-chat-ukraine-927/ http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26079957

The counterpunch article is extremely revealing and the infowars link may put it into better perspective.


[-4 Points] mistressalex:

i don't know where you are getting this information but it sounds like bullshit. you should listen to the what the American state department spokespeople say to the press, usually they just duck the real questions or make ridiculous statements showing their ignorance of history, customs even geography at times. American international policies are driven by a select few in the government and their friends/associates pretty much to make money. They start wars all over then world then profit from selling arms, etc to the foreign and domestic governments while the American people pay the bill. dont be fooled, most governments around the world are corrupt in one way or another. Putin is no better or worse than Obama. Just look at the ridiculous war on drugs we have had for the past 30 years. Billions are getting spend yet addiction rate stays the same. most of this money goes to finance the prison/legal complex who is owned by you guessed it, politicians and their friends.