[Vendor Review] StickyKitty Monkey Sex Brownie Bites Sample

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Darknet Heroes League
Product/s reviewed: 2x Monkey Sex Brownie Bites Promo
International?: No
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: Free
Shipping cost: $4
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (24x4 for 96%)

No more chocolates, now it's Brownie Bites. Shipped in a very... unique box, but nothing that indicates bad OPSEC. These things taste like FUCKING SHIT but they hit quite hard. They're basically equivalent to the old chocolates so there's really not much new to say. Generous sample for something well worth the asking price ($50 + shipping for 10), great trustworthy vendor.

Great name also.


Comments


[1 Points] stickykitty1:

I wish you had typed it like this: ...taste like fucking shit but they HIT QUITE HARD. Would be more accurate no? :-)