So I'm chillin', Friday morning and all. Just got done with my morning meditation, now i'm watching Upstream Color on Netflix. It's hard to understand but basically this doctor has these leeches which he puts in humans to alter their memories, and then he removes the leech and puts them in pigs whose behavior now mimics that of whatever is happening in the humans life, and vice versa. Anyway, I ordered a large amount of psychs from the Netherlands 3 weeks ago and it still hasn't come lol. I get a knock on my door this morning & I'm like fuck. I start reciting the lines in my head "I didn't order anything, I won't sign for anything I didn't order," etc and I feel my heart beat faster making my way down the stairs to come greet this undercover pawn of our flawed system. I slowly open the door to reveal this chick dressed in all black smiling at me. I'm like fuck, LE's sent this ninja woman to seduce me into giving up incriminating evidence. She pulls out a sleek black tablet & asks if I'd watch this video with her. I oblige, and in my head I'm contemplating if she's hot enough that banging her is worth going to prison for (morning wood had me fucked up). Sun's shining and there's a breeze, I'm only wearing my Scooby Doo boxer briefs so I'm slightly cold. Video starts playing, talking about peace, love & nature, and how we can have a great life if we accept Jesus. LOL
When's my fucking pack coming HotStuff?
wow, this is like straight out of /r/greentext...