[Vendor Review] [Agora] [SR2] CanadianSupply... Finally a reliable source

First post on Reddit (finally figured out how to log in over TOR, fucks sake) but I've been watching you all for a long time o_o.

I've been on the DNM's for a long time (few years at least) and I've finally ironed out a consistent local supplier for Canadian Cocaine. The vendor I'm talking about is CanadianSupply. I made a mental note to write this review sober, so that it doesn't read like every other amped up babble-filled cocaine review on the internet. So, let's start this fuckin' review already!

Vendor: 10/10

This is most important to me, so I'm starting with it. The first time I bought from this gentlemen it was over SR2. So I bought without escrow, without any protection for myself mostly because I'm a gambler and chances can be fun. He's a no bullshit kind of guy, and even when I got my ass kicked and got my drugs stolen (fuck my life haha) he listened and told me to not be an idiot next time (choice fucking advice). The second time I bought from him he gave me the extra I needed and I sent the BTC directly to him and he didn't cut a single point out. He's a legit guy, with good response time, and isn't a psychotic dick like a lot of coke dealers are. I like this fucking guy, he does shit right, and if you don't have a good experience with him you're probably a jerk and should rethink your life.

Shipping / Stealth: 8/10

Sealed product, fairly plain stealth (it doesn't take rocket science, also shipping domestically is easy as fuck), but inconspicuous enough that even the most vigilant mailman would mind his own fucking business and keep being your drug dealer. Speaking of the Mailman, this motherfucker must have delivered it to my drop spot HIMSELF because SHIT did it ever come fast! Faster than you can say "cocaine" backwards, it was where I wanted it (which is in my nose btw). SO the shipping time is buck nasty, and the stealth is on par. As much stealth as is necessary for personal amounts of cocaine (I've had shipped up to 9 g's). Moving on.

Product: 9.5/10

I find it hard to categorize any drug as a 10. Everyone has a preference as to what they prefer when it comes to drugs. However, I would like to add that if you don't like this cocaine, you simply don't like cocaine, and should probably get the fuck out of here before people get mad at you. The rocks are sexy (not opaquely reflective but hard single-press and very fucking sparkly) and they just REEK like cocaine. I want everything to smell like this cocaine. I wish I smelled as good as this shit. It smelled so good I actually put it INSIDE my nose (no way!). The snow has a great kick with that "Oh fuuuuuck yeaaaahhhh" feeling right when it hits the nostrils. You know, the whole "this is gonna hurt after a couple days but that's what I wanted!". Numbness is present, but not to the point of like a Novocaine cut. The high is nearly instant, with the seductive euphoric effects following in full about 5 minutes later. The feeling is very nice, and calming while also jacking you the fuck up. Talking super fast while also stumbling over each word is common. Cocaine jibber-jabber will follow. You'll love being coke-dumb, trust me.

The jitters are not present until way later in the night when you've decided doing realistic lines is below your level of awesomeness, and you go full speed ahead into a sick day / week from work. The comedown is easy if you haven't activated cocaine god mode, and even then it's only a couple hours of pure instability (you can do it, I believe in you!). It'll last you a long time if you decide to dose yourself like a human instead of an entire basketball team, and you can share with all six of your loved ones even if you only have a gram and still have an awesome 4-5 hours of being way too fucking blitzed with everyone.

So long story short, I've bought from Vendors worldwide, including: CartelDelNorte, DutchMasters, MeGrimlock, LexQ, AlexSosa1KG, NativeChief, and some other motherfuckers I can't even remember. SO I know the Canadian coke scene, and I can say with confidence this is some of the best shit on our continent, especially in Canada. Local buyers look no more, we have somebody here with INTEGRITY, QUALITY, and isn't a dickface who just wants to leech and steal from all the cool people who buy cocaine on the internet. CANADIANSUPPLY is my new homeboy, he's basically my best friend and I'm STOKED to write this review on my own accord to celebrate that somebody has good shit and doesn't have to mail it from some sketchy, wet, fucking jungle somewhere.


Comments


[3 Points] buckfancy:

If nobody reads this I'm going to kill myself


[2 Points] None:

+1 for review

+2 for writing style


[1 Points] None:

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