Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[5 Points] Throwaway200007:

Can you transfer money to circle with an American Express serve card


[6 Points] altoids4205:

so i need like 5 bucks of btc so im going to do a cash deposit thru lbc. Question is can you actually make a deposit for this small of an amount at a bank of america and is it alright to use some change and dollar bills ex. 3 dollar bills and 8 quarters?


[6 Points] None:

Has anyone else ever set their weed pipe down on a tamale on accident and got a chunk of pork and corn slag stuck in the carb, had to suck it out and it tasted rancid? That just happened to me (can still taste it) and I can't be the only one


[5 Points] TheSpangled4:

When receiving a package, if you're not in when it gets delivered, what happens? Would they hide it? Or send it to a post office? (UK) Also if they catch the package and ask you to sign for it, what happens if a roomate signs on your behalf?


[4 Points] La3702015:

I've come across pictures of blunts rolled with wax spiraling around the exterior. They look impressive. Is there a name/slang for these creations? I know cavi gold cones are sorta similar but I've heard several people say they're not worth it. Do they look more potent than they actually are? Is the only way to get something like that is either DIY or goto a cannabis cup or something?


[2 Points] darkphelicks:

A friend of a friend was trying to help me out by sending an oz of bud - not technically a DNM purchase. It sounded like he knew what he was doing, but apparently knew jack shit. He mailed 2 day priority USPS with no return address, which is clearly a stupid fucking red flag. I checked a tracking number he sent and status was "was out for delivery" - great, looks like I don't need to worry.

Except that after the mail had come the status changed to "undeliverable as addressed." Fuck.

I called the local office the next morning and they said it wasn't in the return to sender pile (this was before I knew he didn't use any return address) and might be out to try redelivery, but if not to give them a call and they'd look again. I watched the mail truck come and go again with no luck.

I called back and they said it was still not in the return mail pile and that it was likely going to dead mail and the "mail reclamation center" (?) and that I could file a claim, detailing the contents of the package and that might help. I politely told her I'd make a point to do that this week (nope) and hung up.

My question is do I need to be concerned since it was addressed to me? Since this can't be returned, is it going to be further examined? Anyone have experience with a similar situation?


[2 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

I got super stoned and didn't check which text file I was copying from and I sent a vendor my public key instead of my PGP encrypted address. Like my 40th order and it's fuckin' amateur hour over here. Vendor was nice enough but goddamn.


[1 Points] FartsForUs:

Is bitmixer.io legit? And where can I find the official link?


[1 Points] None:

Where can you buy food grade PG locally?


[1 Points] ThomasRM17:

what is the safest form of marijuana to purchase on the darknet, in terms of it not getting seized? also, are there vendors that sell low/mid-grade weed? all i see is really expensive, potent stuff. for someone with no tolerance, id prefer something weaker.


[1 Points] La3702015:

What market is Cult Madeline on? Last time I was here, agora was a thing.


[1 Points] LordeNotLorde:

Why the fuck is Opana so expensive and why do no vendors ship to Canada.


[1 Points] ShiaLabeoufs3rdEye:

hey guys, I just bought a Netflix account on AB. If i use TAILS for all my DNM activities, would it be safe to use that netflix account on windows or no?


[1 Points] None:

How do you PGP encrypt things like name and address? I have GPG Keychain, however, I don't know what to do from here


[1 Points] rabbitsfootx:

what is benzos and how do you do it


[1 Points] dingledik2:

Why are opiods so god damn expensive?


[0 Points] RisingOfEuropa:

Are the authorities watching us in this subreddit? If so and if they ask for information on us will you give them mod?


[0 Points] RECOGNIZABLE_NAME-:

What is a fast and reliable bitcoin wallet to use? I used to use coinbase but they blocked agora


[-2 Points] None:

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