Vendor Review: gammagoblin 10x100ug WoW

Stealth: 9/10 nothing exceptional, but no one's gonna find anything w/o opening it.

Shipping: 10/10 came in the time frame advertised, less than 2 weeks from EU to US

Product: 10/10 just read the trip report

Price: 9/10 around $60, not too shabby considering it was great, and he seems like an awesome guy

Report: Went on a camping trip with a friend, Ponytail (cool, genuine, music-playing dude), starting Thursday and ending Sunday. On Friday night, one of our other friends, Bigfoot (he's super hairy), came and stayed the night too, bringing his buddies Muscles (styles his hair for a CAMPING TRIP) and TexMex (pretty cool, kinda quiet guy). On Saturday around 1:00 PM, Ponytail's friend, Weirdo (we'll get to that later) came because he wanted to trip too. I've tripped on LSD once before, mushies twice, and NBOMe a handful of times, Ponytail and Weirdo are psychedelic virgins. Muscles, Bigfoot and TexMex are also, and they opted out.

So at about 1:30 on Saturday, Ponytail, Weirdo and I all take two of GG's tabs, and then the six of us sat around and played poker. 45 minutes in, Ponytail and Weirdo had lost all their chips and kind of just sat around the campsite staring at stuff. At this point, it was starting to kick in for me, I was getting entranced by the design on the back of the cards. I was trying my best, but eventually got distracted and decided to go all in on a bluff, got called and lost too.

After this, Weirdo and I decided to go find something to do. He put on some roller blades, I grabbed a longboard, and we rode around the campgrounds' paved loop for about fifteen minutes. It was probably a quarter/half mile all the way around, and had a sweet little hill at one part. During this, I felt like I could hear every little thing all the other campers were saying as we rode past, and the wheels sounding like they were purring with satisfaction.

When we got back to camp, they were just about finished with the poker game, and Ponytail was saying how he just felt tired and wanted to take a nap. We convinced him to go roller blading with us after telling him that was super silly. At this point, the visuals were really kicking in for me, I kept looking down at the ground and it felt like I could see every little piece of yellow-brown dried grass, and they were kind of forming almost circular flowing patterns.

We went around the campground again, and it felt pretty much the same to me, Ponytail commented about how it felt like he wasn't even trying, like he was on autopilot with his rollerblades.

After we got back to camp, we all just sat around for about an hour. Ponytail took out his guitar and started playing some soft tunes. He also brought a cajon (a little wooden box you sit on that you can make sound like a drumset kind of), so I hopped on that and played. I felt like we were on fire, the music just came so naturally, and my fingers could move so fast without me even thinking about it. The neighbors actually started dancing, asked us if we were music majors, and let us know how great they thought it was (granted they were a little shitfaced).

After putting away the music shit, all six of us headed down to the swimming hole at the river, which was only like a three minute walk. There were a bunch of people, especially little kids, enjoying the water on this beautiful sunny day, which was kind of awkward because at this point, we were full on tripping balls. I remember the trees were full of fractal patterns, and the shoeprints in the sand stood out and also formed some weird patterns. The swimming hole was beautiful, the river was flowing smoothly, and across it (only about forty feet tops) there were rock formations and a little waterfall, maybe fifteen or twenty feet high, and everything just looked so vibrant.

We got in the water, which was freezing balls (this was the only bad part), and swam across and climbed up the rocks. Ponytail swam up to the water fall and touched the rock, then said later 'the rock had lion heads everywhere that melted into my arm'. The day before, Ponytail and I had jumped off the cliffs several times, and jumped off the waterfall once too (Bigfoot, TexMex and Muscles were a bunch of pussies and didn't do it). When we got up there and looked down at the water, it was super hard to tell where there were no rocks under the surface, to see where it was safe to jump. After standing there sketching out for like five minutes, I decided 'fuck it' and just went for it. This is where I could tell I was really peaking, the jump felt like skydiving almost, like I was floating in the air for an eternity. Then Weirdo and Ponytail followed and after swimming a while, Ponytail headed back to camp. After about five minutes, I followed.

When I got back, Ponytail was just standing next to his car with a bag of Sour Patch Kids, staring at shit and chewing. I came up and asked how he was doing, he said it was super intense and insane, but still cool. I took a couple of those heavenly candies, and I swear to goodness, it was the most delicious thing I've ever eaten; it's like I could feel the sour throughout my entire body. I laid down in the sun on a towel and listened to Alt-J for a while, and about ten minutes later, everyone came back from the river.

Muscles was being a total dick most of the time, he's kind of one of those insecure guys who tries way too hard to look good. He spent a lot of the day messing with the trippers, probably because he just didn't understand what it was like, and to him we were just a bunch of dudes who put paper in their mouths and then acted weird. This really bothered Ponytail and Weirdo, and I kind of non-confrontationally said he should just leave 'em alone and let them enjoy the trip, which worked for a while. It didn't really bother me because for starters, I don't take shit from people, and I guess I've also just had a little more experience with tripping.

All six of us walked over to a big field and tossed a frisbee back and forth for a while. The field seemed beautiful, I could see patterns in the grass throughout the entire length of it. Weirdo commented that everything was just 'a wave', and Ponytail said he could see tracers of the frisbee moving into the future and predict where it would be. I had an awesome time catching the frisbee, but couldn't throw it for the life of me.

When we got back to camp, everyone sat around for a while, then Bigfoot, Muscles and TexMex went home. Weirdo and Ponytail kept talking about really wanting some s'mores, but every time they got up to get the fire ready, they would get distracted and go do something else. This loop went on for a while, and eventually I went and started it myself with some difficulty (thank god there was a shit ton of lighter fluid). At one point, the neighbor lady that was dancing earlier asked if she should come start it herself, lol. After the s'mores, I went and laid down in the tent and listened to music, enjoying the visuals (I didn't really get any CEVs, unfortunately, but the walls of the tent had some sick patterns) and the complexity of the tunes. Ponytail joined me, and Weirdo came too after a bit.

This is when things started to get a little strange, and where Weirdo got his namesake. Weirdo forgot to bring headphones, so I let him use my phone and headphones to enjoy some music, but he kept getting distracted and wanted to talk. This would be cool and all, but ALL he talked about was how much he hated Muscles (this was his first time meeting him), and how some of his visuals were like 'Muscles burning in the campfire' or 'Muscles drowning in the river'. I tried to tell him to chillax and just enjoy the rest of the trip, that Muscles was gone now and he'd probably never have to see him again. He calmed down for a little while.

At about eight or nine, we walked down the river to a spot with smooth stones everywhere and laid down and stared at the darkening night sky. I could see spiral patterns connecting all the stars, and Ponytail said he saw something similar. Weirdo was fixated on the trees, and said they looked dark, and like they were reaching out and trying to kill him...

When we got back to camp, we all smoked some herb. Weirdo really wanted to smoke, but I only let him hit it once after much complaining since I knew he was having a bad-ish trip already. After the session, we all went back into the tent, and I retreated back into my music, really enjoying the beautiful sounds and some mild synesthesia.

Next thing I know, I snapped out of being stuck inside my headphones to Weirdo babbling about how he needed to get home because he didn't see his girlfriend before he left in the morning (she knew he was going camping, this didn't make any sense). I told him that was a bad idea, since this was only about 8 hours into the trip, and 200 mikes is a big beginner's dose, and the only reason I gave him that much was because he wanted to, and I knew we were in a safe place and had nowhere to go. He kept going on and on about it, and I kept trying to convince him to take some xanax and go to bed (I had offered it several times throughout the night), but he declined and insisted on making the hour and a half drive home. I eventually said 'I think driving is a terrible idea, you just smoked weed after a huge first-time acid dose, and I've tried my best to convince you not to, but I guess I can't force you to stay'. So, he got in his car and drove home.

Ponytail stayed in the tent and tried to go to sleep, while I went back outside, smoked a couple more bowls, looked at the beautiful, clear night sky and the milky way, popped a couple xanax and then sat by the fire eating cheese-balls and playing Fallout Shelter on my phone. After about 45 minutes, I had one of the sketchiest experiences of my entire life.

While I was sitting at the campfire, I saw a couple of vehicles pull up on the camp road, maybe 50 feet away from our campsite (closer to our site than any others), turn their lights off, and then just sit there with the engines on. After my eyes adjusted, I saw the word 'Sheriff' on the side, and almost had a heart attack, even with the xanax in my bloodstream. I figured that weirdo must've gotten pulled over for DUI or something, and told the police where he was coming from. I jumped up, and grabbed my cigarette case (which had the remaining four tabs, few xanax, and bud of weed inside, smart planning keeping it all together), went back to the chair by the fire, and tossed all the drugs into the campfire. I sat there by the fire playing Fallout Shelter some more, and keeping an eye on the cops. After about 45 minutes, one cop car left, and the other stayed. After another half hour or so, the second car pulled up next to the first one for a second, and then they both left.

Two days later, I'm typing up this report, and I still haven't heard from weirdo, but I'd assume he's fine and that it was just an odd coincidence. I really should've hung on to the acid :(

10/10 would do again

edit: Holy shit does this need a TL;DR

Took acid, had a great time, one friend had a great time too, one friend sketched the fuck out. At the end, cops randomly showed up and I seemingly unnecessarily threw my acid and xanax in the fire while they sat there for an hour and a half.


Comments


[1 Points] thisisntmynamereally:

The use of an envelope does not constitute stealth. I love GG but this guy doesn't care about stealth. And really, for tabs, you really don't need to. Except maybe if you're ordering from countries like Aus or one of the Nordic nations.


[1 Points] mycousinwilliam:

Great read! Thank you!


[1 Points] TASTEmyPUFFS:

Please get ahold of Weirdo and make sure he's ok. Please? Glad you had a good time but I would have never let someone I knew drive at that point... One reason two of my best friends are my BEST friends is because when I've spiraled into a bad trip like that they have kept me from driving and hurting myself/someone else. I know this is another day from when you posted but have you talked to him at least?


[0 Points] blackflowered:

I think Top_Gear_UK is selling better LSD atm. Ive tried them both and Top_Gear_UK is so much cheaper. Why can Gamma not match his prices??

They have both been lab tested around the same accuracy level so then why are Gammagoblins tabs so much more expensive. Is gammagoblin greedier than Top_Gear_UK?? Why can't he sell at the same price??