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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
Calikindness/DHL |
Product/s reviewed: |
30mg Jolliest Ranchers X36 http://darkheroesq46awl.onion/product/400 |
International?: |
No |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$165 (for 36 Jolly Ranchers) |
Incentives for Review?: |
No |
Shipping cost : |
Don't recall |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (96% ) |
Shipping was fast, inside of a week. Low profile package, and contents were just slightly overweight (thanks!) If I had any recommendations for Calikindness, it would be to do something about the individual packaging/labeling of the candies to make their less conspicuous, since they might be my go-to for bringing thc into events without actually carrying combustible material. Specifically, switching to labels with less-sticky backing, so that an end user could take off a label easily, toss it, and still have the wrapped jolly rancher. This isn't a complaint though, since if I really wanted to I could just buy some jolly ranchers and re-wrap my candies in their wrappings. 2 of these babies get the job done for me. As recommended, take these on a full stomach.
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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
Stickykitty/Hansa |
Product/s reviewed: |
Flaming Missionary Position 50mg X10 http://hansamkt3iph6sbb.onion/listing/98155/ |
International?: |
No |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$39 (for 10 chocolates) |
Incentives for Review?: |
No, but slight incentive for following directions |
Shipping cost : |
$0 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (96%`) |
I don't think my review can really add much to Stickykitty's rep around here. This vendor interacts regularly on this sub, got my package to me quickly from the time I ordered, and threw in an extra chocolate as reward for taking the time to read and follow their stated terms of service. A completely no-hassle order, and I hope to make future purchases.
CaliKindness is the truth.