AlphaBay Figgity 2G Meth Review USA

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Figgity / AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: Meth
International?: USA-USA
Vendor requires FE?: no
Price before shipping: $90 for 2 grams shipped
Shipping cost: like $8 for priority? depends on his combo deals
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[X]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[X]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[X]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (x4 for %)

Alright where do I even begin with this vendor. apparently he's considered a joke on reddit/hub but has great reviews on AB so I gave him a shot. Placed an order on June 16th, marked shipped a few hours later on the 17th which was suprising so I was expecting quick delivery since it was priority and priority normally equals TWO days right? NOPE. Day 4 goes by no package and I send a message. Day 5 goes by still no package, flipping the fuck out at this point, another angry message sent with no response to the first. Day 6, surely the package would get here by now right? LOLNOPE. Anyways day 7 [TODAY] from the fucking date he marked it shipped it arrived. Great looking lowkey pack, standard priority packaging with tons of barriers and really nice packaging. What I really wanted to talk about here is the product quality, I asked on here a few days ago wtf is up with this guy and a couple people reported bad batches from him in the past, this is not my experience at all. Big ass shards, almost a little too big if that makes sense? Might be cut, who the fuck knows. Product is comparable to NightOwlClinic's best batches who was my nigga for a while before his shit got sloppy and had to shut down because of a "Security breach" umm bro you just had a potential security breach and your vending a week later after just dissapearing? no thanks. Product isn't as good as MSM's sadly, i'm gonna miss that fucker he was so reliable, cheap and had the greatest stealth in DNM history. I would give figgity's current batch of meth a solid 8/10, only snorted 40mg as a little sampler before I wrote this review and i'm feeling pretty good. No tolerance, haven't used in a few weeks. Hey kids did you know not all meth users are fucking tweaked out paranoid tweakers 24/7 and some actually can use responsibly without being addicted? I'm not recommending you try meth but it's so fucking cheap and long lasting that it's a really fun drug with high addiction potential and sadly it has a horrible stigma behind it (understandably so)

Anyways, I checked the tracking when it got here because I knew 7 days on priority was FUCKED and has never happpened before and I honestly thought I got scammed after day 6. This motherfucker's tracking info didn't even get scanned into the system until june 22nd (WOW 2 FUCKING DAYS AGO ,JUST LIKE WHAT PRIORITY IS SUPPOSE TO BE) so this dude marked it shipped on the 17th and didn't ship out until either the 21st or 22nd which is a major deal breaker. Who the fucks want to order meth and have a delayed pack thinking they are gonna get their door kicked in 24/7 with ZERO communications with the vendor? I'm open to new vendor suggestions because unless Figgity can explain what the fuck was going on with that delay (still NO reply after 5 messages and like 5 days) i won't be ordering again.

tl;dr Figgity lies about shipping dates, has good shard and awesome packaging with the absolute shittiest communication but decent prices. Only order if you like waiting 7 days on a priority pack. Meth is fun

Pic of the biggest shard on the scale: (ignore all the powdered molly on the scale around the dish, tried redosing while rolling and lost .5 in the carpet and i can scrape that shit up one of these days for a dose)


Comments


[9 Points] sound_effect1999:

Vendors who can't ship in a timely manner should find a new line of work. Don't mark it shipped if the shit is sitting on your table not even packed up for 5 days.


[4 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Killer & funny ass review............RIP Mario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW....sent you a PM :-)


[4 Points] UnclePsych0:

Check out Stitches_23. Feeling too lazy to write up a review but the shit smokes really well and great price points.


[4 Points] 1percentof1:

do you normally do meth and hold a job?


[5 Points] BoxAddict:

I got a few Gs from Methjoog a bit ago. This man has some clean ass shards. Well I should say shard because I'm pretty sure it was a single piece when he sent it out. Smokes great, good legs and that sudo-clarity/translucent look in the shards that just makes a nigga drool. I wish he sold a straigh 3.5 but oddly only goes 3.0g

Also miss Jessica is on Ab now, haven't confirmed the PGP yet but pricing and product options look identical to nuke. She had fire Tina but is expensive compared to the (seemingly standard) $125-140 a 8-ball price.


[3 Points] iIsLegend:

Well, his meth definitely works.


[3 Points] ForDNMuse:

Thanks for the warning about shipping times. I hate the lying about shipping. Speaking of, I decided to try out GoddessOfGanja on a small bit of meth and they marked it shipped on Tuesday but of course it hasn't shipped yet and they are "checking" on the tracking information for me. Hahaha. Can't wait to review them.


[2 Points] Kid_Crown:

Not meth but I did have an order with him where the product was lowish quality. I wasn't mad, it was ok for the price. But he didn't respond to a single message. He never gave tracking on a $400 order where tracking was guaranteed and that's pretty BS imo.


[2 Points] JumpShotJC:

Man I tried him once custys complained never again, though it does get job done just i hold my gear to a tight standard.


[2 Points] hymhahooplah:

Same exact experience as you. I hate fucking Figgity hes a faggit. and his dope wasnt special when It finally did arrive. The worst experience for me as well. Notice though he is the first to pop up with the sticky tag. I avoid sticky tags like the plague now. Whats up the sticky tag anyways


[1 Points] None:

bruh u be fukin with meth