[Vendor Review] TheLemonadeStand Heroin #4 - China White

So if some of you have had your ear to the ground or if you're dope users, you may have heard/experienced recently that TheLemonadeStand had a batch of his Columbian Brownn Sugar #4 that was atrocious. It was probably the weakest dope I have ever done, I snorted the entire gram in under 8 hours and felt essentially nothing. Since this coincided with TLS starting to vend full-time on Agora, it didn't bode well for him.

Some of you may ALSO know that Lemonade has been working tirelessly to providE and reships for the past several weeks. I had gotten the shaft particularly bad in this case, as not only was the quality of the dope disgusting, but TLS had forgotten to send my order in a timely manner, despite my FE so he would ship express. However, as soon as I made him aware of the problem, he personally packaged and shipped out a package 2-day express, and included half a gram of free meth inside.

Being completely honest, after I figured out how terrible the dope had been, I messaged him several times saying some pretty nasty. But instead of doing the normal thing and telling me to fuck off and die because I was an asshole and he already had my money, TLS offered a full refund, along with a free ship of both his Black Tar Heroin and a sample of his China White product. I figured there was no possible way he would follow through on all that, but he did.

Now, on to the product itself. Let me start off by saying TLS offered me the option of paying "25-50% of the value of the product," or alternatively he said "you can just pay the shipping cost if you're low on money." Already feeling like I was taking advantage of him, I said I wanted to pay 50% and he offered me half a gram if I would send him 60 dollars or so. When I asked if I could get a full gram, he let me know he would take a hit financially doing it, but if I'd give him another 50, he could do it. I insisted on sending him 100, since I knew he must already have been out thousands of dollars giving refunds and reships.

The first thing you notice different about TLS' dope is the look of it. A lot of guys on the DNMs trumpet their #4 as "China White" or "Uncut," only for it to come in the color of dirty snow or just a beige color. However, TLS' dope is actually WHITE. I had ordered a gram of VladdyRS' China White that arrived the same day, so I got the opportunity to hold the two bags up next to one another. TLS' dope was in a league all its own as far as aesthetics. I feel a little bit bad including Vladdy's dope in this review, because his #4 was actually quite good. However, when it was stacked up next TLS', it came up short in bag appeal, price, shipping, potency, weight.

As I said previously, I had been using Bestman's product until recently, and there isn't even a comprison betnwe and Lemonade's. I insufflate usually when it comesmto heroin, and it is absolutely wonderful being able to take a large bump and be high for hours at a time. The dope has really long legs, and gives a great rush of euphoria, It has a decent nod, but not enough that it felt like I was going to pass out. I never got the opportunity to try Dragoncove's gear, but for all the people out there who were like me and were wasting your money on Bestman's just because it was cheaper, you're only hurting yourselves. You're payimg half as much for dope that is 1/4 of the strength, if that.

TLS has informed the that he's planning on keeping his China White under 200/g. At that price, he has found himself a customer for life. I'm already talking to him about placing a larger order with him at the start of next month

Buy with confidence, 5/5


Comments


[2 Points] WoopsRelapsed:

Did you get his Tar yet? I'm wondering about the quality.