Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[4 Points] EastOaklandCase_Boys:

I know this sounds like a dumb question, but I know everyone is thinking about it, so I'll ask on behalf of the people. If you plug acid, does it hit you harder? Are the visuals more intense? I'm thinking of jamming three up my ass. Do you guys have any advice?


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] skinflicker:

Are there any guides for getting/setting up private equipment? I need to extract proteins from a substrate but it's not something I can request from a lab for obvious reasons.

Basically I'm looking for labware or household items which can double as lab equipment. Any ideas?


[2 Points] iloveeverybody12:

anyone know where get ez-test purity kits from, In the USA if that matters, i remember , i remember one vendor on abraxes had them all available , but now i can't seem to find them or if i do it's only for one or substances and extremely expensive, have the basic testing kits like marquis, mecke, and mandeli, but curious in the cocaine purity ez test


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] OldVend:

Why is EIC set up for exit scams?

The vendor bond is .2. Far too low.

To get FE rights, you need to funnel .3125 bitcoins through the website worth of fees.

.5 bitcoins to exit scam. Lower the commission %. Raise the bond.

Anything above 5% is too high.


[2 Points] None:

How much does it matter if I don't confirm receiving a pack for like 5 days? I mistakenly left my flash drive with tails on it at a girls place, not gonna get it back for a few days and I received the pack yesterday.


[2 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

Is nucleus really gone? Is AB all that's left... Can this nightmare end already... Agora we miss you please come back I'll give you a backrub and cuddle you every night my sweet Cuban lover eiii corumba


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

What is TGUK?


[1 Points] PlzBeSafe:

Best way to go on a domestic flight with 100+ xanax and no prescription? Anybody? How do I go about it being "stealth"? Should I just toss them in a vitamin bottle with my soaps etc into my checked luggage?


[1 Points] superjew13:

are vendors going to make their own direct websites for purchases now that markets are crashing daily?


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] Zul_rage_mon:

This could be stupid but how do I go about DD's? I have a Grams account but I'm not a frequent buyer (once every couple of months and usually random goods) so I just contact the vendor through Grams and go?


[0 Points] None:

Is it just me, or does the world seem to have turned to complete shit? I mean, I hate to come out and say "my life sucks" and leave it at that. So I went in depth with it personally. Personal things aside (we all have them), back to the question. I mean, it's like I as if I can see that the mayan prophesy that the world would end in 2012 is coming true each and every day. Too many people believe it would be a firey explosion, the earth's core melts down, an asteroid hits us, something like that. But it's not. It's a whole bunch of tinier, much more torturous problems, sitting right in front of our faces more than half the time. Have I been eating too much LSD, or am I not alone out there after all? I mean, I've kinda thought this way since I was a little kid is all. Something has always seemed off, just not right. Just going out on a limb here is all.