BARTARD REVELATION: vendors sometimes just put some filler in the bottom of their bags then short you on the order so it just looks like some pills got crushed

I'm not asctually a bartard. My fourth eye was opened by Terbera McKreisand. But yeah what if some vendors do this? Only the shitty ones that don't even push any weight like /u/alpraking of course. I fucking bet someone does it.

Fucking bartards. Stick to fake diazepam that got crushed in the bag so you gotta weigh the powder against one pill that wasn't crushed and take double and hope for the best... Much better, you actually feel sober on it.

am I so bartarded that I am completely aware that I'm having a sobriety delusion or are these vallies just super fake/underdosed? lol

I lost like half the vallies. I literally remember telling myself "if I hide some drugs then one day I'll find them and have a great reward!" and now I can't find the fuckers and I'm really running low.


Comments


[25 Points] acasualdnmuser:

Take it easy on the benzos man, they're literally just amnesia and regret in pill form


[18 Points] AlpraKing:

Bobafet overdone this strategy, sending 60% of weight as filler form

I'm not asctually a bartard

asctually

lol.


[14 Points] eyereadgood:

My fourth eye was opened by Terbera McKreisand


[4 Points] 12aaa:

literally turned my room over and cleaned the shit out of it. jack shit. if not, then I went through ~75 10mg valium (the uncrushed ones, they are benzos, feel like vals, just total underdosed pressies) and 750mg speed with no speed tolerance in less than 24 hours whilst appearing completely sober at work and in front of my parents and SO.


[3 Points] MitalikaSucks:

I literally remember telling myself "if I hide some drugs then one day I'll find them and have a great reward!" and now I can't find the fuckers and I'm really running low.

This made me laugh so hard . Hope you find it bro :))))


[4 Points] AddieDaddy:

Terence McKenna LOLOLOLOL IM DEAD 10/10


[2 Points] ellisDEEskee:

you went full duck sauce all over your fourth brown eye.


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[1 Points] VenemousViLLian:

Haha i.took 10 mg valium ln and lots and dabs. Slept around 12 hours!


[1 Points] Cashcroppers:

Really? Who is saying this? The op?So someone saying there some shit head vendors? No shit they are criminals ofcourse some of them are gonna rip people off.

But whoever said this obviously doesn't deal with many xanax vendors or not any good ones because most give you an extra 15-20percent extra in case some do break. Sounds like some people are dealing with the wrong vendors. I can name 5 just off the top of my head that have had packs land with none broken. There are so many xanax vendors that ofcourse some of them would just put a bunch of powder in the bag saying they must have broke but Those are some small time vendors to need to pull shit like that.

There are some badass xanax vendors out there that send thousands of extras... yes thousands. So find the good ones and stick with them.


[1 Points] KCslater1:

This is dumb


[1 Points] DrWonka1313:

I use xanax as a crutch. I'm in a high pressure profession and although concentrates help take the edge off most days/nights. Sometimes after a brutally stressful weekend or long stretches of hours. That bar saves me from goin into straight Angus Kahn mode.

But if I use them to much. That tolerance builds and down the rabbit hole I go. Moderation is always the key to successful drug abuse/use.

Edit: genghis not angus. Lol!


[1 Points] NashHarvey:

>I'm not asctually 😂


[1 Points] 12aaa:

well that was a fucking great sleep.


[1 Points] xanaxprinceDNM:

Vendor here, the powder is created during shipping. Putting binder at the bottom of the bag will never be and never was a thing.


[1 Points] momsbasement420:

Who the fuck is Terbera McKreisand