So I am a boutique NA K dealer and am always on the lookout for plugs. You'd think I could make this shit up.
Caught this bitch sending me bulk (tiny bulk, but bulk) methylone instead of K, like I was his bitch. I bought it off dream on one of my toss off accounts, but the bitch coulda added up to 5 if he looked.
So I am looking at my loss and figured "Fuck it!" And laid myself out a little line. Normally I dispute this kind of shit with pics of the reagent tests, but rarely does anyone do anything this stupid. I talked my partner into doin some with me later, and maybe we'll fuck.
So I'm high as fuck on these garbage bath salts, but they were a fraction of the loss I took off AB alone. This is a review of asshole's methylone, not ketamine as it is listed.
DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
QualityUK/Dream |
Product/s reviewed: |
Methylone |
International?: |
UK/NA |
Vendor requires FE?: |
no |
Price before shipping: |
$96 |
Incentives for Review?: |
Fuck no |
Shipping cost : |
$3 for "stealth" option - useless |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[ x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[ x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[x ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[ x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[ x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[ x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (0 for 0% ) |
I've never done bath salts before but it's kind of fun but I'd rather get what I ordered in the future, and "Fuck you!" QualityUK, suck my dick.
Ordered Ketamine recieved Methylone lol