Canary for if users get arrested

I was thinking earlier today that we can put a canary on a DNM but if a user gets arrested we won't know and it could be due to LE controlling a vendor account.

If we had something where you could privately list the vendor and market plus a note which would get released if you didn't give it the all clear within say 3 weeks to confirm receiving the package ok.

Thought about a reddit bot which would dm you after X weeks to check you're OK otherwise it would make a post with a warning. To avoid issues it could have a password and a panic password to avoid LE control.

However then LE would just raid the bot so to speak, I'm maybe skilled enough to write a reddit bot but not enough to make an actually secure implementation.

What do you guys think?

EDIT:

Rereading this, I can see how it makes no fucking sense.

The idea was basically a digital version of giving something to a lawyer who releases it in case of your death, adopted for DNMs.

So if you were arrested a list of vendors and markets you bought from would be released, maybe without saying your name or keeping an anonymous tally of vendors whos customers suddenly went offline. Because LE wouldn't know about the bot/setup/whatever it would be hard for them to force a password out, plus you could give them a panic password so it seems fine but actually releases anyway - how would they prove an anonymous tally against Vendor X came from you?

There is potential for abuse though, but this was just a rough idea last night lol


Comments


[32 Points] donteatescortpussy:

fucking bartards


[9 Points] snushomie:

Hi guys I'm not arrested here, anyone can send me their coordinates so I can celebrate it by partying hard with you guys.


[5 Points] pmagician:

If you're aware of it, LE is aware of it, odds are if they busted them and they cared they would force it to stay up if they wanted to flip that vendor to get buyers. There are, unfortunately, plenty of laws about what happens to you if you don't give login information related to crimes if they have a warrant and they are often worse than getting caught outright


[3 Points] DB_Cooper_111:

Let me get this straight. So when I go and do something highly illegal like buy drugs on the darknet, I'm then going to report it to a website like reddit and then check in after an arbitrary amount of time to declare my drugs were delivered without the DEA and/or FBI kicking down my door?


[2 Points] larrydocsportello:

this make no sensse


[2 Points] MoneroShill:

Are you high?


[1 Points] RasonJoss:

I think you're an idiot