[Vendor Review] DHL - fredthebaker - Speed Paste, MDMA, Ketamine + amusing/interesting experience with the product.

Details
_Vendor: [fredthebaker]
_Market: [Darknet Heroes League]
_Product: [5g Speed Paste, 1g Ketamine, 1g MDMA]
_Shipped from: [Germany]
_Shipped to: [N/A]
_Required FE: [NO]
_Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
_Decoy: [NO]
_Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
_Communication: [10] / 10
_Stealth: [9.5] / 10
_Shipping time: [9] / 10
_Price value: [10] / 10
_Aesthetics: [10] / 10
_Weight: [10] / 10
_Quality: [10] / 10
_Transaction: [10] / 10
_Vendor: [10] / 10
_Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [99] / 100


Speed Paste

I have tons of experience with amphetamine, but I've never ordered paste before. It weighed in at 5.6 or something with the bag, which seems right on target. The paste was not that wet so I just opened the bag at the top and left it for a day. It was a completely dry powder by tomorrow and weighed in at around 3.5, which I found pretty impressive. The powder was really fine, melting incredibly quickly on any contact with water. Distinctive speed taste, but subtler than I'm used to. Mild to no smell.

It's really, really good. I think I've had better, but I'm not exactly certain, as it definitely ranks at the top. By far the best price/quality ratio I've ever seen as the quality is totally comparable to people like SSB for a fraction of the cost. It's also different than most of the powders I've seen, being so soft and not plastic-y like some get, and mild in taste and smell. I'm not sure if this is good or bad, but it feels like a sign of quality to me as it feels very "clean". I could be totally wrong, though.

All in all, totally 10/10.



MDMA

Similar weight situation as with the speed. I don't remember the exact numbers, but with the bag it's pretty much right on point. It came already powdered, which I had mixed feelings about. On one hand, it's more convenient and has alleged stealth/shipping benefits, but on the other hand it opens of the possibility for being cut with something. It was a mild tan color with white highlights. It too, is really good. Gave some friends 100mg each because they were newbies and I'm cheap and they had a pretty good roll, but somewhat lacking. Which is totally expected from such a low dose. Other experiences and higher doses all behaved like expected and were totally in line with all of my other experiences with MDMA. The vast majority of which were amazing and completely similar in strength/effects no matter the source. The only exceptions were a couple of experiences with shitty pills from shittier IRL sources. Point being that my knowledge isn't too varied, but I declare it great.

Another 10/10 as there's absolutely nothing to complain about.



Ketamine

This is the main reason I decided on this vendor, with the other two being bonuses. I'd been searching for a good Ketamine vendor that wasn't too expensive and had a good track record as I'd decided it was time to try this drug. The search proved pretty difficult as no vendors satisfied my requirements, with most having mixed reviews and/or exorbitant prices, with surprisingly big overlap of the two. Fredthebaker was no exception in this, as he too had mixed reviews, but I found his prices reasonable enough to risk it and I felt like trying DHL for some reason.

The weight was on point like with the other two. It looked exactly like what I expected it to look based an pictures. Kind of like specular, ground up plastic that got polished. Tasted salty and bitter, in an unusual and unfamiliar combination. I decided to go at it with a friend who had also never tried Ketamine before. Being anxious about trying a new drug, I weighed up 120mg and took that with me. We eyeballed 30mg lines each and snorted them. It kicked in surprisingly fast (like 5 minutes) and surprisingly strong. We did the rest once we were comfortable with the effects (which were pretty calming in and of themselves) about an hour later.

A few days later, with another friend we did about 120 each and had a very interesting and amazing time. The remaining ~400mg I did myself, on two separate occasions. One of them more unfortunate than the other, when I took a bit less than 200mg orally and it turned out it doesn't work that way for me for some reason, despite my research indicating otherwise.

Since it was my first time, I don't have anything to compare it with. It seemed to me by appearance and how strong it was, that it was totally pure and high quality. The drug's effect also closely matched what I'd read about it (yet still managed to surprise as it's quite unique), so that's another point in that direction. I'd also give this a 10/10.



Overall

I was actually pretty unsure about ordering from fredthebaker, as he had some mixed reviews. I expected mediocre product, or none at all, but for some reason I was more comfortable with risking losing all my money than paying like 30% more for a better vendor. Probably because I've been burned by "better" vendors a few times too. I decided to pay for tracking though as it was reasonably priced for the peace of mind it brings in more ways than one.

I can't remember exactly how long it took to arrive, but I was neither thrilled nor disappointed. I think there was some awkward positioning of weekends/holidays which caused it to be slightly sub optimal. A normal letter arrived, pretty inconspicuous looking as is standard practice by now (I hope). The stealth was perfect from a functional standpoint, mylar bags, vacuum packs, everything flat etc. However, there was no decoy and if anyone had opened it they might have gotten suspicious (but wouldn't know what it is without ripping the bags apart). Personally, it didn't affect me as I live alone and don't give a shit, but I decided to take half a point away because I still appreciate when everything is really tied together.

Overall, I was pretty much blown away. I expected mediocre drugs at best, but this was really some of the best quality shit I've encountered so far. First I tried the speed, and I was like "nice, nice, this is pretty damn good", then the ket at which point I was like "hmm, this seems really great too" and finally the MDMA and I was like "fucking hell man, there's nothing but magic in this fucking letter". Other than that, the communication was not nonexistent between us, but nothing major. He answered and talked in a very polite and professional manner, but didn't go above and beyond. Nothing to complain about, though. It was good enough to inspire trust and ease anxiety, but I wouldn't mention communication as some selling point when recommending the vendor.

To finish, definitely a 10/10 vendor that I would recommend to anyone. It's kind of bare-bones but in a good way. There's no flashy service, the product isn't particularly overweight, no clever stealth, but everything is just the way it's supposed to be. The stealth is more than enough with no particular holes, the price is great, product fantastic, shipping time average and the communication completely satisfactory. There's really nothing to say "wow" about (except maybe the product), but there's absolutely nothing to complain about. And the more I think about how there's absolutely, literally nothing even slightly bad about this trade, the more I appreciate it and realize that may be the "wow" factor in and of itself.




Anecdote

So this is one of my experiences with this batch of drugs. I deemed it interesting enough to post, but feel free to skip if you're here just for the review.

After the two Ketamine experiences I decide it's time to pursue the K hole. I'm in my dark room, by myself, and decide to start around 10pm. I find the baggy, weigh out 150mg on the scale, unsure if it would be enough but that's what I'll start with. Snort it up and get to waiting. I'm still sober 45 minutes later. Confused, because I'm used to it hitting really fast I deduce that I must have fucked up the weighing somehow, maybe there was something else on the scale. Getting a bit impatient I clean the scale, check everything and pour out 200mg this time. I go and clean my nose just in case and get to it. This time, about 10 minutes later things start happening.

I'm getting pretty high, but it's kind of strange. Soon it's pretty strong and I feel amazing. I'm absolutely euphoric, with energy pulsing through my entire body. Listening to music, I get totally lost in it. I have a huge smile. However, it's pretty different than my last two experiences. I'm contemplating how drastic a difference it is between lower and higher doses. My body is dancing by itself and I feel huge amounts of pleasure. I'm not really dissociated though, and I wonder if I'm heading towards the K-hole at all. While focusing on my huge smile, I notice I'm clenching my jaw like crazy and I can't stop. Wait. Hang on.

I'm smiling like my life depends on it, pleasure is racing through my body, I'm hot, clenching my jaw, my body can't stop dancing, I'm not dissociated at all, my eyes are wiggling... This is fucking MDMA. I'm pretty fucked up and I barely get up and turn the light on. I look at the baggy and yep, it's tan. So, to assess my situation here; I separated the bags and placed them in different places, but for some bizarre reason my brain decided to swap the places in my head. It was dark and I couldn't see well. I had never snorted MDMA before and for some reason it felt almost identical to K. I guess expectations have a really strong influence on us. Ok, so I just took some 350mg of Molly. I took MDMA, that's why it took so long to hit me. Shit, that means this is just the first 150mg now, I still have the 200mg coming up. I'm somewhat upset as I'm really, really strict about my MDMA usage. I'd never do this much intentionally and it's only been 2 months since my last time and I don't go below 3. On the other hand, I'm rolling too hard to actually give a fuck and there's nothing I can do about it now. I decide to mitigate as much risk as possible, open up the window, get myself a bunch of water, drink 2 vitamin C pills and some Magnesium I had and prepare for the ride. It's a big dose, but I know it won't kill me and luckily it's not coming all at once.

It keeps getting stronger and stronger until I'm really out of it. Huge amounts of pleasure and happiness, and at this point I'm having crazy CEVs. In fact if I keep my eyes closed for a while, I get these crazy visions where I get transported somewhere absolutely vividly. I'm at work, working talking to people or at the beach, relaxing in the sun. I need to snap out of it to realize it isn't real. I start hearing the communication in my brain. I see neurons firing, I hear my kidneys and stomach and heart conversing, saying what they're doing and what they need. Portions of my brain and organs take on personalities and manifest as real entities and it's getting really crazy. I definitely can't walk or move properly. Despite that I head to the bathroom. Stumbling across the hall, suddenly I see a fucking woman kind of creature in front of me. She's made of light and some star-like material, blue and glowing. Her shape roughly resembles a human with a bunch of other elements. I stare in disbelief. I rub my eyes. She's still there and I can feel her looking at me. It's like we're communicating but there are no words. I can't really discern her face, but I can feel her "smile" at me. I stand there, bewildered, for like 5 minutes, just staring. I finally head to the bathroom and she's no longer there when I return.

I get back to bed, thinking about the woman. I feel great, but I'm fucked up. I enjoy myself for an hour or two, until it winds down just a tad. At this point I decide I could do the K on top of this. I wasted my molly roll on just sitting at home by myself, why not make it count. I do 200mg and brace for it. I'm still rolling hard. After a while I can feel it kicking in. At this point everything gets blurred, I'm really out of it, but very conscious. I keep drifting off to crazy realities. Eventually everything is gone, I'm not longer in my room. I'm no longer me. In fact I have no fucking idea who I am. I'm drifting through space, endlessly. There is no time, I create planets and galaxies and watch as they change over billions of years. I'm part of something much bigger, not myself. Tons of crazy shit happens and after a while I start getting flashed back into reality for short amounts of time every now and then. It's weird, I experience a bit through myself, but I'm not exactly sure what and who it is, there's just a faint whisper of me. This keeps happening for a pretty long time - insane space shit and then everything spins and I get a glimpse of reality and back into space.

Overall, it was fucking amazing. I felt amazing throughout and I saw and experienced so much. I never expected to get my first ego death so randomly. It changed me quite a bit which was surprising to say the least.


Comments


[2 Points] None:

it always feels good reading about others positive k-hole experience (minus the 350mg MDMA)

thanks for sharing


[2 Points] GrandMasta216:

Hahahaha. Thanks for the share :)


[1 Points] None:

How much was the gram of K?


[1 Points] danathewhite:

_Required FE: [YNO]

lolwut?

Y'know?

Why-no?

Yeaaano?

But damn accidentally insuffilating the MDMA instead... sorry that happened. I like to save my rolls for events and or very special occasions because a friend told me that after rolling nearly every month for almost a year, even if he waits 4-6 months MDMA is like nothing it used to be for him. It lost it "magic" for him and I'm trying to avoid that for as long as possible.


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