Want to outsmart LE?
Want to fuck movie stars and sniff coke?
You can't do that shit in jail!
All you've got to do to get all the drugs u want with 0 risk is this..
Have your vendor throw in a piece of paper with your order that says.
"All righty fag boy, Seems you've gotten some (insert drug here) delivered to you! That's a class A Felony in the 12th degree which carries a minimum prison sentence of at least 26 years. If you'd prefer us not to contact the local authorities about this then just send x amount of bitcoin to this addres and we'll make this all go away :)"
Then boom, you're the victim and you don't go to jail EZ.
You're the same type of person who would represent themselves in court.