Is this order overkill? I'm going ham.
Darknet
HoS Mayan White 250ug Deadhead Bike Ride Print - 100 hits 2.95778435 BTC
1 QP (114g) from NW Nugz top shelf Weed :-) 2.55293991 BTC
Downtherabbithole High Purity DMT (1 Gram) 0.20166711 BTC
HoS Houses 5-MEO-DMT HCL 500mg 0.16057378 BTC
HoS MDMA Safrole Based 84-86% - 1 gram 0.12092873 BTC
Optiman (BEST OFFER) RAW METAL TRAY+ 1 1/4 CLASSIC & HEMP PAPERS+TIPS+MACHINE+LIGHTER 0.10480490 BTC
OaO Digital Scale | High Quality | 0.01g 0.06686466 BTC
1 glass pipe for smoking DMT 0.03491245 BTC
es-light AGO White Dry Herb Vaporizer 0.09399505 BTC
Clearnet
$300+ Headset
iPhone 6 - 128 gb
A safe
$2000+ laptop
$100+ Mouse
Any thoughts? Is this too overkill? By the way, I'll be doing a free ounce of weed give away in the next 2 - 3 weeks, so look out for that (PGP, Stealth of course).
The best way to go about this is to put peanuts inside of an air compressor. Wait for the mail man to arrive then with a butter like motion, throw a sock of aged beef at him. When he starts to retaliate make sure to tame him. Back up tongs can be used for the package transportation. Things can get sour real quick when playing these shananagins. Make sure, 200% sure, to wipe before a large activity such as roasting nuts or jerking rocket. If all comes out ok, then and only then, can you pull the racial card. By delaying the racial card you may become over confident in your ability to ground the ham into a pocket.