SERIOUSLY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ITS THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING FOURTEEN WHY IS THIS STILL A FUCKING THING. CANT YOU DO A FUCKING FULL BIOMETRICS ON MY LEFT NUT SO I CAN USE YOUR STUPID MARKETPLACE TO BUY SOME FUCKING METH INSTEAD OF SUBJECTING MY EYEBALLS TO A FUCKING ALPHABET CHEESEGRATER EVERY TIME FUCK
FUCKING DIE
It's okay guys, I speak irritable meth head:
LISTEN MOTHERFUCKER, YOU NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING STEP BACK AND THINK ABOUT HOW FUCKING MAGICAL THIS WHOLE CONCEPT IS. AGAINST ALL ODDS, YOUR STUPID CUNT FACE MANAGED TO ACCESS MARKETPLACES THAT ALLOW YOU TO SAFELY PURCHASE ANY FUCKING DRUG IMAGINABLE FROM VENDORS ALL OVER THE WORLD. THEY'LL EVEN DELIVER IT RIGHT TO YOUR TRAILER PARK, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK YOUR TOOTHLESS YOKEL FRIENDS TO COOK UP SOME ICE FOR YOU.
BOO FUCKING HOO, YOU'VE GOTTA SPEND 10 SECONDS TYPING IN A CAPTCHA SO YOUR SAFETY IS THAT MUCH MORE SECURE. BUT DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT HOW TO CURB BRUTE FORCE ATTACKS THAN ACTUAL COMPUTER NERDS, SO IT SHOULD BE AN EASY FIX FOR YOU.
GO FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS.