[ crank-yanker ] 7g domestic dextromethamphetamine made from ephedrine via birch reduction

Details
Vendor: [CRANK-YANKER]
Market: [(AB)]
Product: [7g D-METH ]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
Decoy: [YES]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [9] / 10
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [7] / 10
Price value: [8] / 10
Aesthetics: [9] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [8] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [9] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [90] / 100

i must admit i am pretty fucking spun right now.

i have been writing super long messages to people. normally i don't email because i end up writing a book not an email and i also have 30k unread emails. so i try to keep away from corresponding that way. email just takes up way too much time. not that tweaking on this sub for a day doesn't either but time flies when your spun. i love how words come out so effortlessly.

lets get to the vendor crank-yanker he has been super good sport with my last two purchases from him.

he likes to keep the quantity or stock low on the markets so he doesn't get too busy packaging things all day. he is on perfect run right now with no complaints at all. this is his listing advertisement.

domestically produced using the birch reduction method. the lithium, anhydrous ammonia and other chemicals used for this reaction were all procured from national chemical distributors. no batteries or farm tank junk ! ENJOY!

so this is good sign being a domestic cook, i ordered hoping it was going to be closer to pure than the foreign meth topping out 50% lately. it was a little more expensive than my last vendor at $280+$15 to ship, but when you figure it out per unit. that is $42/g which is very reasonable. i took one point off for communication because there was a fiasco with the shipping that wasn't the vendors fault but when he emailed me the tracking i couldn't decrypt it with my private pgp.

the vendor probably used his pgp key by accident so that's no big deal.

i took a few points off for shipping, i'm not sure why it wasn't the vendors fault at all. he shipped when he said was going to but my parcel never showed up at the expected time. i asked him for tracking when i didn't get it on (sat.) and he said (mon.) he will send over tracking. like he promised on (mon.) he tells me the package has been delivered.

the vendor is like the package was delivered to your mail box bro, and i was like no it wasn't bro, both of us probably thinking we are scamming each other.

(wed.) rolls around still no package but i get mail from my neighbor indicating that on (mon.) they received all my mail. so now i'm thinking it got delivered to my fucking neighbor and he stole the package, forwarding just my bills to my house. by this time i had called the post and received a new encrypted tracking number from the vendor, and indeed like he said it was delivered on (mon.)

i like the vendor and even though i didn't receive my package i still released the funds so he wouldnt think i wasn't trying to scam him.

he told me that sucks man, do you think your neighbor will go to the cops ? i will hook your next order up double. on (fri.) ten days after i ordered my package shows up in the mail box in a plastic bag saying the postmaster cares with an inspectors sticker on it saying received unsealed.

the package was literally destroyed, open on all sides.

thankfully due to the stealth, mylar bags, decoy and vacuum seal everything as per my order was intact and not visible if postmaster looked into the package. i message the vendor and tell him i received the product no need to double my next order, unless he wanted to in which case i told him i would write a wicked review if he did. he told me next order he make the stealth so rugged i would need power tools to get at it. lol.

on to the product. no batteries or farm tank junk was used, only good chemicals.

so that means this batch isn't a modified birch reduction known as (shake -n- bake). you can really tell how much cleaner this meth feels than most the stuff i have been reviewing. it doesn't ache your body, come out your pores or make your urine smell. everything as far as systems are concerned is pretty much normal feeling for the most part.

normally after being awake for a couple days i feel like twice my age and ache but this stuff has me feeling like a youngster.

it has a really smooth comedown where the day after a binge session i feel blissful with the after glow of left over amphetamine in my system and have no urge to re-dose. if i do re-dose i don't feel the need to go on another binge right again and just smoke a bowl or two and get some needed rest. all in all i am really happy with this batch and i would venture to claim its on par or better than the stuff twice its price.

i decided to make a meth porn video in bbmc style to show you how the product burns.

i made this video by playing a dynamic multi-touch fluid simulation video on my ipad that was placed on my laptops keyboard. i then closed the lid of my laptop almost all the way leaving about six inches of space between the ipad and the laptop screen. so needless to say i did the best job i could without burning my laptop or ipad with the torch. so no special effects where used in the making of this video, other than the fluid software i wrote and captured on video ( technically its an effect ).

its also important to note i'm experimenting with a 12inch pipe extension and a hepa air filter.

i show the filter half way through the video. this doesn't give as big of hits but it taste very different than a normal hit, without all the white residue filtered out. it actually taste like a completely different product. i figured i would try this so i didn't get all the white residue in my mouth. might be a good way to stop meth mouth if that is even a real disease.

personally i think meth mouth is mostly propaganda, combined with bad hygiene and little sleep.

the filter is pretty tight so after a couple bowls it clogs up and i take it out and scrape all the white powder back into the bowl and smoke it again. it seemed to get me just as high as normal using the filter albeit hits become smaller as the filter clogs. this meth is actually is pretty good, it takes many bowls to make the stem so white you can't see through it. i'm alternating bowls with filter and without.

[d-isomer meth porn video] with music i wrote all myself. the song is called "lifted" and its a new future acid house track recorded in scientific concert verdi natural tuning of A:432hz. if you don't know what that means just imagine its super new age and harmonically aligned to earths resonance.

the video seems best viewed not from a tor browser. tor loading is a bit slow


Comments


[9 Points] None:

I'm actually impressed that you managed to not capitalize a single letter in this entire post outside of the review table but still managed to punctuate properly. You should give a bowl to your shift key, bruh!


[9 Points] Hey_pig:

I <3 meth reviews


[6 Points] justdidcoke:

I would just like to point out that not just because the chemist used ephedrine it guarantees dextro-methamphetamine.

If you use racemic ephedrine, you WILL get racemic meth, no matter how you synth it.

(not saying this dude did it, just pointing out a fact, fyi)


[7 Points] Devoid_:

The most methed up review I've read in awhile


[4 Points] Goypride:

Wow that's some dedication. Brilliant !

But for the video, I reported it to the BTVA for plagiarism. No, that's cool if videos review became a thing. We need to see her moving


[5 Points] None:

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[2 Points] mercilesssgirth:

awww shit that was a sweet video


[2 Points] None:

Holy fuck this might be the longest single vendor review I have ever read. Not really in terms of how many words that you wrote but just like the actual length length of it. It's like 3 feet long.


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Nice one!

I was expecting the music to be terrible, and it wasn't!

I use a webcam attached to my megth bong with a b it of coathanger wire, or attached to my forehead with the straps from one of those head-mounted LED lamps.

You don't need high res, 640 x 480 or 640 x 360 are fine, you don't get any jerkiness.

I'm inspired to upload another one now.


[2 Points] Goypride:

Ok your video triggered something inside me.

The BBMC's videos made me smoke more meth...but with yours... now I WANT TO MAKE A VIDEO TOO. Let's flood this subreddit with meth porn.

Brb going to build some stuff with my cam


[2 Points] None:

Oh. My. God.

I sooooo miss the good old annie dope we used to make back in the day, that shit was so good. Very different vibe from the Mexican superlab glass I've had in more recent years. I've quit using meth but if this is real it's very, very tempting.


[1 Points] None:

i have been writing super long messages to people. normally i don't email because i end up writing a book not an email....

Doesn't say a word.....Bahahahaha.....Love ya brother.....House Music All Night long!!!!!!


[1 Points] None:

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