Vendor Review - MrGoodGuys (Gods Green Crack Shatter) - Valhalla

Vendor Name/Marketplace: MrGoodGuys on Valhalla
Product/s reviewed: 0.4g Gods Green Crack Shatter
International?: Yes (He is based in Canada)
Price before shipping: £0.70
Shipping cost: FREE
Expected weight: 0.4g
Weight on arrival: 0.45g

Communication:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue on request
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Quality:
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[X]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed:
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[X]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package

Price Value:
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[X]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

Pics: One,Two

So I'm browsing through Valhalla's concentrates listings and I see MrGoodGuys free sample of his shatter. What can I say best £0.70p I've spent in my life!! But even at full price (£49/g inc worldwide shipping) its great quality for the price.

Firstly, this guy has great comms. Order was shipped within 48 hours (cant expect them to rush when its free lol) and we messaged back and forth. Seems like a nice guy and he was actually thanking me for doing the review. IMO its only fair that I do one.

Now to the quality. This is top shelf shatter, breaks like glass and smells beautiful. My house tends to get a little warm so by the end of the evening it was more pull and snap but it never destabilized.

Taste is 10/10, nice terpene retention. It has a strong piney taste. Properly purged as well, no harsh throat or anything. In fact the first dab I did was so clean I thought it didn't do anything for a second. Then it all hit me lol.

Overall 9.5/10 Vendor. I don't give 10's so that's pretty much the best it gets. Definitely recommend him!!!


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