Package was supposed to arrive today. Freaking out.

There is absolutely no logical reason why it didn't come. No doubt in my mind a CD is imminent. In the process of flushing a key of coke, 5 lbs weed, 25 tabs of acid, 5g ketamine, and a family of illegal immigrants that are living in my house.

Gonna hold onto my xanax from bobafets alp since they're fake as Kardashians tits anyway.

Please forgive me Pablo.


Comments


[6 Points] Calypso420:

There is no mail today... (-__-)


[3 Points] None:

Even though it's a federal holiday and there is no mail, clean the house, then burn it. You wouldn't want to burn a dirty house. Have plastic surgery and assume a new gender. Get bit tits, BTW. Move to Curacao immediately. Build a shack and hope no one finds you...


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] legalizeNUKESANDcp:

not flushing the drugs in your bloodstream


[1 Points] sinn0304:

In the process of flushing a key of coke, 5 lbs weed, 25 tabs of acid, 5g ketamine

Put it in the trunk of a car, and ask a friend if you can leave your car there for a couple days, locked of course.


[1 Points] BeBest12:

lololol


[1 Points] aboutthednm:

Bruh, I would worry about those illegals living in your apartment.


[0 Points] jazzypants:

or you could've just, i dunno, given those things to a friend to hold onto instead of flushing them like a fucking idiot.