Fastest money on darknet? Need cash.

Any ideas for someone to make a quick thousand or two on the darknet? I have plenty of time, a few hundred dollars, US citizenship, and some skills. I don't want to scam anybody.

Sorry if this isn't relevant but I thought it might be interesting and I'm running out of ideas.

edit: don't own a sled and have no xanax :'(


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[25 Points] Kaymoar:

MDMA from overseas. ~16/g. sell for $80-$100/g. Buy alprazolam powder. Make 1mg/1ml solution with everclear. Drop on sugarcubes. Sell for 1-2$ apiece.. 1g makes 1000 of these (bars sell from 5-7 where i live)


[13 Points] None:

I used to run drugs for a year, made great money, and I would have made more if I wasn't living off my profits and eating my own drugs. If I had a job I would have made more because your money will snowball if you let it.

If you want to make decent money quickly, my advice would be to stick to molly and acid; they are real cheap, not addictive or especially dangerous, sell well, and there are no dogs trained to check for them. Most of the other drugs are hard to get a good deal on, and the weed market is usually saturated except in the high school market, but fuck dealing to minors.

That's just asking for trouble.

If you want to make money the fastest, find some friends who have a hookup and meet their dealer, as they generally know what they are doing. Generally, if someone sells one illegal drug, they'll sell others, and if you are going to deal, you are always putting yourself at risk. Selling it yourself does not change that, and while you make much better money retail, you expose yourself more and therefore have more potential run ins with the law.

When you do set up a meet, Be cool, but be up front that you want to flip bulk amounts. Now-this is important- do some math and find out your minimum bargaining point. I went for three times what I paid for it to account for lost packages and comfortable money on the bag, but if they said their bulk price first, I under cut that a little bit.

Never say your price first. Any dealer worth their salt will low ball you, but as long as you know your minimum price, you have something to call back on.

It also helps if you don't try to hide shit, so no codenames or hiding where you live, because they will find all that out and you will look stupid.

Now however you do start dealing, DON'T TELL ANYONE!

I know how cliche it sounds, but word travels fast about a new source in any small to medium sized town and you don't want anybody knowing it's you.

Keep in mind, however you start dealing, through dealers or directly to end users, your best defense is good will. If you find out there are already dealers in a neighborhood, don't take their customers if you can avoid it.

Drama is anathema in the business.

To communicate with people, never text about specifics. Texts are permanent, and easy to get a warrant for. Use apps like surespot or wickr.

Wiretaps are actually really hard and expensive to get warrants for, but if you really feel paranoid get a burner phone.

Finally -and this is ironically the most important thing i learned in jail- is if you're the dealer, don't be the delivery boy. Seriously, don't be everybody's bitch by driving and instead have people come to you when possible.

It's for that reason that you want to walk down the street from your house for a meet whenever possible, and while I know that can be nerve wracking the first couple times, trust me when I say it's looks a hell of a lot less suspicious than having lots of people come by your house at odd hours and staying for short periods of time!

Tl:dr Stay safe, be nice, and buy molly and acid in bulk to make good money.


[8 Points] SlappySpanBank:

Charge people for fake ID's. Take their picture, send it a fake ID vendor and have it shipped straight to the person. Obviously have a little up charge but you'll be getting paid for doing almost nothing.


[9 Points] teddybearortittybar:

This isn't fucking Suze Orman. Figure it out for yourself.


[5 Points] stayshittin:

just scam people like the vendor "Barbarossa" who says he sells Xanax

rofl. hes pretty good at what he does if you research him and spend the time- I dont respect it or condone it but credit where credits due i guess.


[4 Points] TripAddict:

LSD are big money makers. Buy a sheet from GG for about $210, can easily sell for $10/tab or if real LSD is hard to find in your area, then $15/tab.


[5 Points] None:

Buy a 10k pack of xanax... Create some bartards in real life


[3 Points] pressedlessed:

You really need to investigate this if serious. Think long and hard about your opsec to keep you and your customers out of jail. I doubt you are ready to do the upfront work.

Go back to school, go to college and get a real career.


[4 Points] undeadhead420:

LSD from TGUK or MDMA overseas (not netherlands too sketcch)


[2 Points] Chardlz:

Buy about 5 grams of molly and look for a nearby rave or edm concert. Put 200 mg of molly into gel caps (if you can't find empty ones at a walgreens or something buy a bottle of magnesium supplement and empty them out and use the caps) sneak the caps in taped to your inner thigh in a baggie very close to your crotch. Sell for $20 each. That'll be about an hour or two of work for about $400+


[3 Points] colesaw:

Get yourself an amazon refund and start from there.


[2 Points] honestbarspx1:

scam people, send them the equivalent of spice blended with pocketsand (or beach sand).

use a new alias after one is completely burned(bobafet, barbarossa, so on and so forth)


[2 Points] trynakick:

Let me get this straight: you want to make money on the DNMs but you don't know people who do drugs in real life and you don't want to scam anyone....

How, exactly, are you thinking you will make money?


[2 Points] None:

MDMA is the easiest, it will sell it self. Offer it at 40 a gram, and people will eat that shit up in the states leaving you with plenty profit margins.

Hit up janetyellen/blacklabel. They are the same person, however janet acts like its not to avoid people bugging him about the bills. They are 35 a pop for a 100 bill, but you can do 10-20 in a few hours if your close enough to a lot of super market/outlet malls.

Paypal cash codes on LBC. Harder now adays, but a quick 100-150 profit per code. Spend em on walmart/target for visas, swipe those on square to turn em back into cash. Rinse and repeat.

Buy CCs on alphabay, then buy sporting events/concerts and re-sell them on any of the millions of websites. These will cancel/charge back, so you want to buy it about 12 hours before the event, then re-list it way under face value to sell in time. You'll get paid through paypal/venmo, and cash out either with visas (target/walmart) or transfer it to your own paypal/venmo. By that point, the funds are 100% clean. A 50 dollar investment can easily net you 400-600 profits per day.

Hit walmart.com for egifts. Time consuming, but if you buy hacked paypals (1-2 dollars each depending on bulk) and run through them you'll get a few that don't run into the security check. I usually hit 1-2 every 20 attempts, so a 20 dollar investment gets me 200-400 in e gift codes. I've never had them cancel after issued, you can re-sell them or just use them and sell whatever you buy on ebay/craiglist

The list goes on and on. Just be creative.


[2 Points] GratefulJ0sh:

If someone had a quick way to make thousands with no/little effort, they probably wouldn't be willing to just part with that information, they'd be out there putting it into practice


[2 Points] Mynanasnortsket:

Send it to my friend the nigerian prince He can "dooble your monies instantly sir"


[1 Points] blizade:

guys, i think hes referring to more of a different direction besides selling drugs lol


[1 Points] noum3na:

Be willing to work hard and invest a lot of time and money.


[1 Points] ChasingTracers:

if i was you i would buy ~25g of MDMA from Germany for ~$400, sell for $50/g and get it off in probably a day or two thats $1250. re up on another 25g and flip again and that will leave you with $2050 with minimal effort and wont take much time at all aside from waiting for your packs to touch down. i do exactly this and when i sell for $50/g not only am i putting out hands down the cleanest MDMA in my area, but im selling for a price that nobody else can even compete with


[1 Points] emdeemay:

Polish bank cards. Buy em cheap sell em high.


[0 Points] polaroidandroid1:

Order 1000 bars from Quantik.
HE's always legit and there will be a beeline waiting to buy that shit.