What is your occupation?

feel free to use a throwaway, ive just always been curious about the many different people in professional fields who use drugs, lawyers, doctors, priests, nuns, school principals, teachers etc.


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[16 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Criminal


[9 Points] omarlittle68:

Angela Merkel travels to Greece, and when she arrives at customs & immigration the agent asks her "Occupation?", to which she replies, "No, just visiting".

So I guess uh... I do lots of coke and write jokes I heard in person on the interwebs.


[7 Points] None:

This must be one of /u/theEconomist1 alt accounts, or maybe this is one of his agent buddies from the DOJ. Econ1 doesn't know this, but we've actually met irl. I had a cd happen to me a few months back, and the feds tore apart my house. They said the place was clean, but I knew it wasn't.

After they left, I rummaged through my sabotaged house. I went into my medicine cabinet, and was not surprised to find my Norcos were gone. I looked at the bin with magazines next to the toilet, and I realized one was missing. Yep, you guessed it. A new copy of The Economist. BBMC was right, son of a bitch.

I went over to my computer to see if it had been confiscated or damaged. There was a Dr. Pepper poured all over my computer with a note stating, "Thanks for the usb full of coins. Sincerely, Lobali".

Tl;dr These Mods ain't fucking around.


[6 Points] seerius_ass_hole:

Bukkakanist


[4 Points] honestlyimeanreally:

Penetration.

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Testing.


[3 Points] None:

In the most general sense I am willing to give, I work with computers with a focus on programming and databases. Only way I can afford a DNM Oxy addiction.


[3 Points] throwawayk5zq47j6wd3:

Actually was an undercover agent for a time, now I'm into drugs tho.


[3 Points] Ridewavethrowaway:

Psychologist, PhD and everything


[3 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I take drugs for a living while trying to sell them...


[2 Points] thatoneguymla:

I'm a BBMC.


[2 Points] kangoloo:

School


[2 Points] god_send:

Vape shop employee here.

If you vape comment your setup. I usually use an IPV4 with an assortment of RTA's and an RDA here and there. I used to drip alllllll day though.


[2 Points] None:

I'm a hustler baby...I just want you to know


[2 Points] bigmikemofo:

Licensed pest control tech. since 2010. Only do my researching after work and weekends of course though... OK maybe 2-fma a few days just from not sleeping the night before.


[2 Points] doinsomereviewin:

Pizza delivery boy


[1 Points] givemeoil420:

IT, bulk drugs if you know i will ship you to The Ukraine in a barrel if you rat.


[1 Points] None:

FBI MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

Edit: oh I see you are DEA. Sup?


[1 Points] None:

I fuck and take drugs for a living.

Actually I don't.


[1 Points] redditulousfun:

Drug dealer


[1 Points] Paullrevere:

Career criminal- recidi


[1 Points] Paullrevere:

Recidivist i meanr to put


[1 Points] lsdisforme:

I'm a doctor, a doctor of love


[1 Points] None:

Stallion Semen Collection....Below is a video of what i do :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdhKsA-T8Lc


[1 Points] zman3000:

professional drug dropshipper. no real job.


[1 Points] The_fire_bird:

Loan Shar--

nowait, ummm bitcoin trader


[1 Points] coffeencreme:

International spy.

Think James Bond with long hair and in a skirt with good legs.


[1 Points] None:

Hardees bitch


[1 Points] ninjawizard13:

I'm a D.A.R.E. officer! :D


[1 Points] RickBigTauer:

Aircraft mechanic for the Air Force.


[1 Points] XanaxKnightadaGarter:

I work for the US Department of State.


[1 Points] horavack:

Secret agent. I cant say no more---need to know basis only.


[1 Points] EastOaklandCase_Boys:

BSN, RN.


[1 Points] None:

Official JoR shill


[1 Points] noonehear:

Construction supernintendo... I ment superintendent / visor depending on the project. AKA one of those numerous people you see just standing around on a union jobsite.


[1 Points] justpassinbuy:

I am F.B.I aka female body inspector by day and by night I anti cop guy.


[1 Points] TheBestInTheWest:

I work in biotech and drug manufacturing I just can't figure out how to make the ones I like


[-1 Points] None:

Pilot. Yeah that's right. I fly planes. Not only that. I fly commercial airliners. 737-800's. You fuckers better not send me shit Coke. No way I can fly a plane at 5 in the morning without a kick in the ass.