Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[6 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Bahahahahahahaahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting high on Jesus and I know I'll never come down

I'm getting high on Jesus and I know I'll never come down

It's like a drug that's contagious and I want to spread it around

I'm getting drunk in the Spirit, I never felt so fine

I'm getting drunk in the Spirit, and I never felt this fine

And there ain't nothing that compares from drinking whiskey or wine

Well now, I used to do those drugs trying to get my fix

But since I met the Lord I don't need those kind of kicks

Cause I'm getting high on Jesus and I know I'll never come down

It's like a drug that's contagious and I want to spread it around

And around and around and around and around and around, yeah!

I'm getting stoned on the Rock now that my name is on the roll

I'm getting stoned on the Rock now that my name is on the roll

I'm feeling so intoxicated since Jesus saved my soul


[2 Points] SatansNotDead:

This Friday, I had the opportunity to see some really talented musicians. (Live djs+live guitar+live trumpet+piano×by enormous bass music)

Now to the spaceflight apparatus equipment. Drunk and high at the same time (not that drunk, I don't get drunk, I blackout instead lol) Plus some mf mdma and 3 tabs (100ish) of Violet Mf Indigo's LSD (it looks better in all caps lol). Sold a couple of the tabs (would've gave them away, but they were fronted to me)

Storytime.. So I planned on carpooling with my friends to get there so I could pregame and whatnot, but No, low and behold, they were already there. I know I'm not stupid, but at the same time, I know I'm really not smart at all lol. With that said, I decided to drop at 4 and leave at 8. My logic dictated that I would be somewhere on the backside of the peak, and I LOVE driving on acid bc I like to role play Mathew McConaughey in Intersteller. So it was a great stress free calm cool collected weed infused drive of a time with speakers knocking and my stick shifting.

When I parked I attempted to take down some Crown Royale. I have a weak stomach so I relieved myself promptly. After that fiasco, I just decided I would take it in somehow. My phone just decided to die and my concert ticket was online, which shouldn't have been that big of a problem, but unfortunately the ticket lady, was a bitch. I decided to go back to my car to charge my phone, when I saw the smokers section, and saw an opportunity. I took it, and got in freeish.

Afterwords, found my friends, found other people and raged the mf night away. I gotta say that night was a good night.


[2 Points] None:

I'm doing a self imposed clean week starting last Friday so my weekend involved getting some work done and a nap.


[1 Points] simplemindedslut:

Finally got my meth from Zerthebest yesterday. I don't think I'll be sobering up anytime soon!!! There you go, /u/rip_meth9000. More meth!!!!!!!!!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Thegirlsaidreign:

Well wow. Had the craziest trip ever this weekend. You know when you thought u had tripped before ...then found out you were amateur? me. Good times never forget. Nuff said


[1 Points] iilikelikeamphs:

currently doing the last of my meth :'( purchaased 3.5g in mid-Sept. and it was supposed to last at least until December started, but I lost like half a g at a festival (crys) hijinks? uhm well i got so horny i answered a craigslist ad last night.... but they never reply immediately so what's the point.