Goofyboots 2,500mg Brownies Product Review

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: Goofyboots Oasis - http://oasisnvwltxvmqqz.onion/listing/1554/ Direct Deal - goofyboots@sigaint.org
Product/s reviewed: 2,500mg Brownies
International?: Unsure - USA-USA
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $20
Shipping cost: Unsure
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (25x4 for 100%`)

I bought this a while ago from goofyboots and am now just getting around to posting a review. This is my first review, so I hope it goes well.

First of all, /u/goofyboots_dnm. This man/woman is an absolute great vendor and only puts out the highest quality products. Goofyboots shipped out my brownie within one day of payment and I had it within four days (would've come sooner, but it was around a postal service holiday). Goofyboots is extremely personable and quick to respond as well; s/he messaged with me multiple times over a few days responding to every question I had nicely and also sending me a guide for eating the brownie which was a nice touch. This was also my first direct deal so I'm really happy that everything went so smoothly.

Now for the product. I had only tried edibles a few times before this so I was a little hesitant to buy a product saying it had this much THC in it. Goofyboots recommended eating no more than 1/4 of the brownie at one time, but I decided to even go under that amount and eat about 1/8 of a brownie for a dose. Each and every single dose got me extremely high for hours with a very clean high and not to mention a great test to the brownie as well. Doing some math on the incredible price of these things, this brownie got me out of my mind high 8 times for the price of about two movie tickets. There is no other product out there that can beat the amount of enjoyment you get out of this product given the extremely low price. I ate these alone the first time intending on getting a little high to relax and do some work, but I had no idea what was coming. I could feel it starting to come in giving me this great whole body sensation that I hadn't ever experienced from an edible before. 2 hours in i was couch-locked high and had gotten absolutely no work done but was having a fucking amazing time chilling and listening to music. I could go on and on about how great my experiences were, but to keep it short imagine a great edible high and then multiply that by 10. I am seriously worried that no other edible I try from now on will ever live up to these brownies and the experiences I had on it.

In short, BUY FROM THIS VENDOR! Goofyboots is great vendor who always responds quickly, ships quickly, and only makes the highest quality products that will knock you on your ass if you're not careful.

Thank you goofyboots for the smooth transaction and the awesome edible!


Comments


[3 Points] FagDamager:

this review seems a bit too positive, but I know I've been there when my expectations have been exceeded. does this vendor ship to the UK?


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[1 Points] BoxAddict:

I wouldn't write a review so favorable of a vendor even if I got that shit for free. Y'all gotta work for your shill to be believable, and this is laughable.


[1 Points] None:

These reviews from brand new accounts really don't lend any credibility. This one was much less annoying than the teenager that ate the whole one, but none of them are particularly believable.


[1 Points] DabloEscobarGavira:

The vendor recommends eating no more than 1/4 of the brownie?

Get the fuck out of here. No more than 625mg of THC at a time huh? Even with a good tolerance, a 100mg dose would be effective.

This is fake as shit. Brownie is max 20% of climbed potency


[1 Points] freshlysquosed:

2500mg of what? trim? buds? moroccan hash? oil? thc?

Price before shipping: $20

I'll go with trim. foh with that misleading 2500mg shit


[1 Points] None:

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[0 Points] Redsnow45:

Lmao not sketchy at all dude. New account, Only one post, Everything is favoured at the top of the scale. Did you even try dude?