[Vendor Review] DiagonAlley - 2oz 4 Star Flowers (LSD) [Evolution]

Details
Vendor: [DiagonAlley]
Market: [Evolution]
Product: [2oz 4 star flowers]
Price: [$708]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [West EU]
Required FE: [YES]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
Decoy: [YES]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [8] / 10
Aesthetics: [8] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [9] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [95] / 100

Backstory: In my constant search for high quality cannabis, I have reached out to many US based vendors claiming to sell top shelf flowers, to inquire as to whether they would consider shipping to my country as there is nothing but mids and sprayed shit where I am based. Many declined, stating that either shipping was too expensive or there was too much of a risk.

I had known about DA for some time and drooled over photos of his various strains in reviews of him on this sub, so I sent him a mail asking if he'd be interested in doing a custom international order for me and he promptly responded stating he would, but that a direct, off market deal would be required. I decided to take the plunge and go for it as I knew from the outset that he was a well respected vendor and wouldn't shaft me

The Review
  1. Communication: Impeccable. We exchanged close to 20 messages on Evo and I received responses to all of my questions within a 24 hour period. [10/10]

  2. Stealth: This is where DA really shined. When discussing details with the order, DA offered to increase the stealth on the package for a small cost, so as to ensure it wouldn't arouse suspicion. After numerous orders off the DNMs, I have never come across stealth as good as this. Without going into too much detail, double MBB and visual barrier was used, but in a very clever way. [10/10]

  3. Price: To be honest, $708 is on the pricier side for 2 zips. However, it is still cheaper than what I'd pay locally for it, even with increased stealth. [8/10]

  4. Shipping time: Arrived 6 days after ordering. Can't get much better than that for a US -> EU shipment.

  5. Aesthetics: Buds came in fluffy and uncompressed with an abundance of pistils. They have an earthy yet sweet smell which isn't overpoweringly strong and while there are visible trichomes, I would have expected more with the price I paid. [8/10]

  6. Weight: Slightly over 56g, so on point. He also threw in a generous 1.5g sample of his Fire OG strain which was greatly appreciated. No issues here. [10/10]

  7. Quality: The LSD gives the cleanest high I have ever experienced from cannabis. I've found that the effects begin in the body but move to the head after a short while to give a very stativa-y headspace that promotes thoughts and creativity while keeping you relaxed. An incredible strain that rings true to its hybrid genetics. [10/10]

    The Fire OG has a very strong smelling (almost catpiss like) scent that also produces a very clean high. It is very potent, moreso than the LSD. A large (1g) blunt of it shared between 3 friends had us in fits of laughter for ages and the high lasted around 3 hours. With that said, I prefer the LSD as it is more relaxing and less paranoia-inducing. [10/10]

  8. Transaction: Overall, I am very impressed with DA's level of professionalism and customer care. An almost perfect transaction, I will be returning to him in the future.

And now for the most important part:

LSD: https://www.mediacru.sh/-lp6oEJcrqzr , https://www.mediacru.sh/rA4sGaoewLzL
Fire OG: https://www.mediacru.sh/xa4QknXTJCti , https://www.mediacru.sh/Vm8zt_cbwgkm


Comments


[8 Points] ScrotalBagJuice:

Weed strains known as LSD is some of the dumbest shit ever but good to see your product made you happy


[2 Points] This_Is_That_Moment:

Honestly, I'm happy your happy. I would've been pissed if I paid $700 for two zips that didn't look like something out of a High Times photo shoot.

Glad the high is good though!!


[1 Points] fuuuuckckckckck:

I got some, wasn't impressed at all. This is not the same "LSD" strain that ECC was very famous for.


[1 Points] randomomos:

For $350 an ounce it better self ignite in the bowl....

Also why not just call it sour lemon diesel aka SLD instead of LSD....

Whats the new strain coming up next going to be... METH?


[0 Points] synikal12:

I've never personally ordered from this vendor but he has offered me a free pack in order to sample his stuff that I have yet to take him up on (only me boys and girls, sorry no freebees). This was a longstanding offer we made during the CR days. I've seen nothing but good things about this guy again and again. Gotta try him out :D