TheTechnoCrew Ketamine Review (AlphaBay)

(Gong Sounds)

Backstory: So, TheFijiGod has been holding a competition on his islands to see which serf could collect & bottle the most Fiji water for his grand pyramid scheme (Fiji Mineral Water™), (Fiji water is what keeps TheFijiGod's island afloat, no pun intended). The serf that is able to bottle the largest quantity of the most overpriced run-of-the-mill water (Fiji Mineral Water™) wins three grams of ketamine as a prize, this is why TheFijiGod made this purchase (Investment (ketamine)>Return (thousands of bottles of Fiji water) by a long shot!!!). The winner of the competition was none other than Fijian native & professional wrestler, Jimmy Snuka who bottled over 9000 bottles of overpriced water. Anywho, TheFijiGod would like to delve into the actual product itself now since this is supposed to be a review and not a story:

Stealth: Phenomenal stealth, made it from UK to Suva, Fiji a little bit over three weeks after marked shipped, the pack was even inspected by customs and still got through. A bit long but TheFijiGod knows how things in this game can go & TheFijiGod knows it's not Techno & Company's fault. Good job my anonymous international friends, your stealth is very good, keep it up!!!

Appearance: Small shards and a fair amount of powder. Very shiny & aesthetically pleasing, but due to international shipping, for understandable reasons it needed to be crushed quite a bit. Albeit, this bag is much more 'shardy' than previous international orders TheFijiGod has made though (not really any domestic vendors in Fiji unfortunately). Remember fellas, a lot of this stuff comes from India, so when you put that horse tranquilizer in your nose, just remember it traveled half way across the world to get you fucked up, so stop complaining that there aren't enough shards & be happy!!!!

Product: TheFijiGod took a few bumps before giving it to the contest winner because he is the de facto owner of Fiji and does whatever he wants & he must say it is much better than snorting sawdust (this is currently one of TheFijiGod's go to recreational snortable substances along with paint because he currently resides in a construction site porto-potty & sawdust is readily available for the taking when the workers are not on site). After two bumps TheFijiGod felt like he was melting into the ground & felt extremely sedated for about an hour or so. Very euphoric in a "TheFijiGod doesn't give a fuck kind of sense". Jimmy Snuka & his other Fiji buddies said it was some of the best animal tranquilizer they're ever had the pleasure of crushing up & putting in their smelling holes. Snuka even went on to win the gold medal in pro wrestling for Fiji in the Olympics while under the influence of TheTechnoCrew's ketamine!!! :D It was definitely a great match that will go down in the history books! See proof here: http://anony.ws/image/NbmL

Overall, great vendor! Not the first nor the last time TheFijiGod will conduct business with him.

If you wish to support TheFijiGod & all of their endeavors, please look into visiting Fiji at www.Fiji.travel, drink tons of Fiji Mineral Water™, and watch this video tour of the amazingly beautiful town of Suva, Fiji!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB4BiAhl1Vg

Pics of product: http://anony.ws/image/Nbmo http://anony.ws/image/Nbmq http://anony.ws/image/Nbm4

(THE GOD OF FIJI HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!) (Gong Sounds)


Comments


[3 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

THE GOD OF FIJI....Needs More METH!!!!!


[1 Points] Rollerpig23:

How much did you purchase