[Vendor Review] JesusMalverde on Hansa - 14G Bubba Kush (UK-UK)

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: JesusMalverde on Hansa
Product/s reviewed: BUBBA KUSH (14g) FREE 1st CLASS DELIVERY
International?: No.
Vendor requires FE?: No.
Price before shipping: GBP 112.00 / 0.2142 BTC
Shipping cost: Free 1st class Royal Mail. Vendor also offers International Delivery for £3.85.
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[x]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 96%

One of if not the best vendors I've ordered from domestically in the last three years. I started off by ordering a .5g sample which arrived promptly and overweight with good stealth. The vendor's communication caught my eye as he really does go out of his way to ensure you're a happy customer, later offering to add 10% to my 14g order because I missed his 10% off promotion on TheHub, dude's a legend. Whilst shipping can take an extra day for OpSec reasons, Mr. Malverde will ensure that your order is accepted promptly and will send you a message to confirm this; this happened within ten minutes of my first order. The weed itself is lovely, trimmed to an inch of it's life and cured till crisp, dank and sticky. I'd compare it to Dutch coffee shop quality, maybe even better. Stealth was great, I won't spoil the surprise but the presentation of the weed was lovely, makes me even more grateful that shipping is free. It came in overweight which I happily expected after the .65 sample, every order is guarenteed overweight by some small degree.

By the way this dude sells the some really clean shatter (according to reviews), it's only £10 per .5g

I'm actually buying a nail and a torch soon to try it out.

You can find promotions and gift codes (currently 50 gift codes for 10% off all listings) by visiting Jesus' vendor thread on The Hub here.


Comments


[2 Points] None:

Great review mate post on r/dnmuk when you get a sec


[2 Points] J_Malverde:

First of all: Thanks for the awesome review mate, much apreciate it.

But does anyone know how to get this feedback visible on GRAMS?