Finally popped my DNM cherry with an order of 3g Dutch Fire MDMA from PelicanUSA on AlphaBay. Based on other reviews i was very confident doing this and he did not let me down. The Bird Man is the fucking MAN
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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
PelicanUSA AlphaBay |
Product/s reviewed: |
3g Dutch Fire MDMA |
International?: |
no, us - us |
Vendor requires FE?: |
no |
Price before shipping: |
120 |
Shipping cost : |
7 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X ]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[X]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | 96% |
Pretty finely ground to a sand-like consistency with some chunks, which im totally ok with as this is strictly for personal use.
Tested product with 4 dancesafe reagents, they all passed with flying colors.
Testing product on myself literally right now, very small/threshold dose and i am feeling great.
I ordered at midnight, and the shit was marked shipped when i checked at 8am the next morning. Amazing.
This shit!!: advertised as 3g, weighed to 3.9 (including baggie) ! Dude hooked it up!!
No true decoy (which from i understand is ok with amounts this small) but the packaging was on-fucking-point and stealth was great.
Edit - forgot to mention, marked shipped on weds morning, shit showed up today.
Solid.
Pelican don't fuck around apparently. Super fuckin stoked.
Paging /u/Pelican_Vendor, it seems you have another satisfied customer :-)