Instead of having his beard win him a world contest, he will get it shaven. You get shaved before you are sent to prison in the USA, do you? Or is that just in the movies?
Also why would you carry 500k in drug bitcoin and your dream login passwords on a unencrypted laptop when going to the USA? What's the logic? I don't understand.
That made me lol. His beard will still be a in the running for a little bit. And unencrypted with all your passwords and money. I think even Xanny wouldn't do that.