[Vendor Review] ElfMachine - Golden Teacher Mushroom Capsules

After seeing ElfMachine advertise here in the weekly threads, I decided to give his mushrooms a try. Mushrooms appear to be his sole product, and as far as I know, he's only on EIC, but he does ship to the US. Not gonna go into super detail with scores and stuff, just a rundown.

Product: 10.5 grams of ground Psilocybe Cubensis mushrooms in capsules. 21 capsules, about .5 gram per capsule. With shipping, came to a little over $40. No FE required.

Shipping: Price was reasonable, and took about 9-10 business days to the US. Sorry, I didn't keep an exact count of the days between ordering and recieving, but that seems about right.

Stealth: The one downside. Since I recieved the package, I suppose it was sufficient, but I prefer to err on the side of paranoia. No return address on the package, which is a red flag, especially for international shipping. Only a single layer of sealing, with the capsules just in small ziplocks (see picture), and a rather poor visual barrier. Let's just say I definitely would not feel comfortable opening it in front of anyone. On the plus side though, it did get here, so there's that.

Quality: Seems on point. I'll be the first to say I'm far from an expert on mushrooms, but I've done my fare share of psychedelics, so I'm no noob either. 2 capsules (approximately 1g) had me feeling the vibe, and I'm a pretty big dude. Looking forward to going full-on trip mode soon, but when the package arrived, I couldn't help popping a couple.

Communication: Great. Was quick to respond when I messaged confirming that he ships to the US.


Overall, I'm very happy about the purchase, although I'd want to see the stealth game stepped up a bit before I'd feel completely comfortable ordering again.

picture: http://postimg.org/image/p15mkr00b/


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