What's some of the dumbest things you've seen listed on the DNMs?

Don't mean to turn this into r/AskDNMs, but I'm back and I'm in the mood for some facepalms and laughs,

EDIT - Thanks mod, I assume u/TheEconomist1


Comments


[67 Points] DooshNozzzle:

I saw a dark net site selling bananas in bulk. Not really dumb, in fact bananas are awesome. But it was the weirdest listing I've seen.


[46 Points] BitchCuntMcNiggerFag:

Once saw a listing of someone selling a weed sex kit. Like, it contained a condom, a gram of weed, and a gold (painted), one hitter that you could wear around your neck.


[33 Points] Polygon_Windows:

Anyone remember that guy from the UK that listed an armoured / bulletproof truck? on SR 1


[27 Points] None:

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[24 Points] BasedClam:

There was this one Hansa vendor named "vendorsupply" who literally sold dollar store plastic baggies hahaha


[22 Points] LiL_B00FiE:

A grilled cheese. Someone bought and posted pictures of it too, idk here to find the archive


[26 Points] None:

Not listed but as I mentioned on /r/DNMTurkey someone put their shipping address on the feedbacks page for a vendor. Days later I see a post on AB forums talking about how the feds visited him and warned him to not go through with it.


[17 Points] weedandsyrup:

The plane on silkroad


[10 Points] None:

A DIY vasectomy kit.


[7 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

I remember seeing a guy who literally just decided to start doing it from his room. Had a listing for an O of weed and no idea of the quality because he doesn't smoke it, he took a picture of it on his desk, you could literally see everything in his room. He had a bunch of other random listings, nothing worth while, the guy mystified me.


[7 Points] None:

I saw a listing once for a private island off grid, haha


[5 Points] Throwawayyyy63638484:

Used panties lol on dream market hahahaha


[3 Points] TheLastCig:

Hmm.. lets see...

Cheapest grilled cheese

https://sli.mg/DWuxuI


[1 Points] balthazerkingedme:

Is it Svetlina who sells canvas prints of spores?


[1 Points] d45f67h8:

An airplane.


[1 Points] Example1337:

vendors using a locations remotely close to them as their vendor name


[1 Points] Gr4mM4n:

Garlic Bread


[1 Points] DextroShade:

I saw someone selling a sandwich back on SR1. Ah those were the days...