Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[7 Points] zman3000:

i finally pissed away that thing thats been inside my toilet bowl.


[3 Points] Kaptcho:

Imho weed sucks, high risk low profit. But yeah thanks for doing it for me.


[2 Points] bmvdude:

Hey. Got a message from my vendor and the message was a PGP message. I dont know how to open it, pls help.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Is this the week i get added to the MOD team??????


[1 Points] CynicalElephant:

How many drugs are there?


[1 Points] momitsplantfood:

Would PEZ dispensers be good for certain kinds of tablets.


[1 Points] foodforthoughts1010:

I did some changes to my PGP keys and I think I fucked up. Can someone PM me there public key?


[1 Points] yapirt:

Vendor tried twice to send me my order. I never got anything. The vendor has an excellent reputation. This was my first order. What are the reasons why that could have happened? Should I be worried? Is the post doing some funny business?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] milfsfordays:

Imma noob and asked this chill gut for advice on benzodiazepines and he said fuck em they ain't worth. He said a good alternative was Phenibut, so my question is what are the pros and cons of your typical bar vs Phenibut?


[1 Points] tailsuser2:

I tried in tails 1.7, 2.2 and on multiple devices. When I copy a public or private key, then open the key manager, go to edit>paste the way I used to, it just closes the key manager. So, I can't encrypt or decrypt anything... Is there anyone else having this problem? Anyone with an alternative program that can be used in tails to facilitate this?

When trying to add a public key, you copy the text that begins with --- BEGIN PUBLIC KEY --- and ends with --- END PUBLIC KEY --- then go to the key manager and hit ctrl. + V to import the key. This is fact, and I've done it before, but now when I hit ctrl. + V, the applet just closes. No description of the error. Nothing.

I get that this might be a rare issue and you've never heard of it. But, I need an answer of how to fix it, or another way to import keys from a text-block public key.


[0 Points] DefinitelyNotLegal:

Weird question: I usually use coinbase but somebody is willing to ship today a sample if I just pay shipping and I've got like 20 cents in my wallet. Anyway there's a quick way to just get $7 worth of BTC without waiting a week for coinbase?


[-2 Points] None:

Im 3 quid off on my ecstasy order, can anybody help me out?


[-7 Points] at69:

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