Dr Seus is selling research chemical as LSD

Heard a couple of reports now where customers have bought and tested Dr Suess's acid and found it to be not LSD...wasn't sure what it was.

Another feedback from his profile is "Not LSD, tested positive for 25I Nbom-e. Which is why they taste bitter.You can also overdose 25i so selling it to people as LSD is very dangerous"

Buyer beware.


Comments


[26 Points] mrshaft:

Show us the reports homie


[22 Points] None:

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[13 Points] None:

Dr. Seuss also cheated on his wife and she committed suicide

The more you know


[9 Points] 1throwawaytooanother:

Can report that a friend ordered 100ug tabs off him and let my other friends try some, they were all convinced they had consumed it was 25i, they had a fucked up trip and the tabs were bitter.

When my mate contacted seuss he said the tabs were bitter because of the chemical he dissolved the acid in, it might of been ethanol but i don't remember.

Think most people who are in the acid scene know the 'if its a bitter ,its a spitter', so if seuss is telling the truth, it really does puzzle me why you would use a chemical that would taste bitter?

But yeah Seuss was adamant that he sold my mate acid with no other reports at the time of 25i being sold, and with us not trying it ourselves we accepted our mates probably just had a bad trip. However its now starting to look like someone owes my mate tabs haha.

TLDR: Mates have reported that seuss sells 25i


[6 Points] Magicpurpleponyrider:

How the fuck can a vendor even assume that this would go unnoticed? 25x tastes like shit.

Maybe the vendor is trying to be like all the dick head "acid" sellers in my area and saying the bitter taste is the ink from the blotter lol


[6 Points] None:

25i has a stimulant element to it and some weird-ass visuals, people should know the difference instantly if they've had LSD before. Hopefully more people know about it.


[4 Points] Ethereality_DNM:

/u/Selectivescammer1 if you are willing to send a sample in or testing then message me and I'll give you a code for EnergyControl.


[4 Points] Premium-X:

Until proven with lab results, not valid.

We had 2 buyers claim our Ketamine was really MXE...that's just ignorant! If it was MXE we'd be selling it for triple the price


[2 Points] sound_effect1999:

Fuck assholes like this. Seriously, someone should do physical harm to fucking cock suckers passing drugs off as something that they're not.


[2 Points] charlottes-web:

I've swallowed this guy's tabs and had a very definitely acid trip. v0v


[2 Points] Golden_Miner_Mod:

Friend of mine got selective scammed from him on black bank iirc


[2 Points] DruggieKitten:

I like how people say crap like this and never, ever, ever post evidence. Some jerk even tried to say i sell nbome once.

Also, I'm still trying to figure out where the 25i is coming from anymore, since its banned in china now.


[1 Points] AuthorDreamweaver:

I've got test results to refute these claims. See image in link below. On the left you'll see a control sample of WoW LSD tab obtained from vendor Satcitananda many months ago - have tripped on said Acid and it was very clean.

A snip of a single Dr Seuss 150ug LSD tab obtained no more than a month ago is seen on the right. Two drops of Ehlrich reagent were issued to both samples. Photo taken after roughly 2.5 minutes. Both test positively for indoles. 25i and the like would have resulted in no reaction.

I would hope the OP here will make a post that at very least acknlowledges the jumping of the gun here, if not makes a full retraction.

See image here:

http://anony.ws/image/N5gP

My apologies for the black in the middle - censored out an identifying marker on the surface.

This is copied and pasted from a post I made in /r/dnmuk. People should test their shit before showering shit over vendors.


[1 Points] Dr_Seuss_AlphaVendor:

Dear Sirs,

Firstly, I would like to extend my greatest thanks to DP2, the customer who brought these slanderous reddit threads to our attention.

Secondly, my personal suspicion regarding this situation is that some other vendor has decided to try and cripple our business, possibly because we have been running such a tight ship, with lightning fast delivery times and quality product at a very reasonably prices. Our customer base has been growing very rapidly, and most probably other LSD vendors' sales have been dropping because their customers have decided to purchase their LSD from us rather than them. Thus they have decided to go on a propaganda campaign against us and spread slanderous lies that we sell RC's and pretend that it is LSD.

The reason that I believe this is the case is that we have had one negative feedback just in the past 72 hours, no comment with the feedback, and no PM to us before placing the negative feedback. The first I even knew about all this was from a PM on AlphaBay from a regular customer, DP2, to warn me that someone had posted a number of threads like this one all over the internet. These are not the actions of a disgruntled customer. A customer would message us to complain about an issues, and we would fix it. That's why our ratings were 100% positive, until today.

Let me now state the facts. We only ship exactly what it states in the title description. If it says "UK LSD 150ug Tabs x 9, 8x8mm (1 square)", You will receive 9 tabs measuring 8x8mm dosed with 150ug of Lysergic acid diethylamide each, possibly more like 165ug because we add 10% extra of the crystal to the solution when laying, just to account of any uneven saturation of the solution in the blotter sheet.

With regards to the issue of the "bitter" taste of our blotters, it is in fact the the taste of bioethanol. Our fentanyl tabs taste the same, because this is the solvent that was used in laying them. This was a massive error on our part because of course, because then customers who had done their further reading, most probably drawing their information from the likes of bluelight or erowid, have complained, thinking that if a tab has a taste, then it can't possibly be LSD. This is referring to the fact that some people have tried to pass 25i-NBOMe off as LSD in the past, which has a bitter taste, and can be laid on blotters, thus the saying "if it's bitter, it's a spitter".

Any experienced user of psychedelics really should be able to tell that this is not 25i-NBOMe from the trip alone. Also, if you swallowed 25i-NBOMe it would have no effect. It would be denatured by the enzymes in your stomach. This doesn't happen with LSD. So a simple test with LSD tabs is to simply swallow one and see what happens. If you trip out, not 25i-NBOMe, and if it's not 25i-NBOMe, you can be pretty sure it's LSD as there are not many other RCs which have a small enough dosing to be laid on blotters and could provide a trip which would have the longevity of LSD. Pretty much only bromo-dragonFLY, the NBOMe-2C series, DOx series, and 5-MeO-AMT, and even these would be difficult to lay on an 8x8mm blotter because their active dose is still at least 50 time that of LSD by weight. With that said, consuming anything when you are unsure what it is is always a bad idea, but in this case I assure you it is LSD, and if you think it's 25i-NBOMe, the swallow test will prove you wrong.

Now, Lets just avoid all the speculation and pontification and do this scientifically. You just need to test the tabs with a regent kit. Then you will see that it is LSD, not RCs. The taste is the solvent, and not the compound. Feel free to test them, and then you will know for certain that they are legitimate.

This is not the first time someone has questioned the legitimacy of our blotters due to the taste. A number of people have been suspicious, and frankly it has become quite a headache having to explain. So, the next batch we lay will be laid with a 2:1 H2O:ethanol mix to avoid this issue.

Now to the important part..

I would like to invite any respected members of the DMN review community, who own and know how to use a reagent kit properly, to send me a PM on AlpphaBay, Dream, or Valhalla, so that we can get some objective, intelligent reviews up here, with pictorial evidence, to confirm from multiple independent reviewers that our product is legitimate.

Testing instructions for LSD:

First we have to identify the other substances that might be present and that we need to be able to distinguish. In the case of LSD we're trying to distinguish it from other high potency hallucinogens such as the DOx series of psychedelic amphetamines, benzodifurans like bromo-dragonFLY, the NBOMe-2C series, 5-MeO-AMT etc.

Ehrlich reagent is an indole-reactive test. Ehrlich would therefore be expected to give a positive response to both LSD and 5-MeO-AMT since they are indoles, but not to the DOx series, bromo-dragonFLY or the NBOMe-2C series. A positive test with Ehrlich reagent would therefore make the presence of the latter substances improbable, while not contradicting that the substance may truly contain LSD.

We then need a second test to distinguish between LSD and 5-MeO-AMT. In the presence of LSD Marquis reagent turns olive to black. Depending on the concentration 5-MeO-AMT should give a golden/brownish hue instead. It's important that the test is done at a suitable concentration so that the end color is not too intense, as deep gold/brown may look almost black. Again, an olive colored result would make the presence of 5-MeO-AMT improbable while not contradicting what would be expected if LSD were present.

Mecke reagent could then be used as an additional check to increase the confidence of the results. Mecke would be expected to turn olive to black with LSD. Any other color change would suggest the presence of something other than LSD.

So if after three tests we haven't had a contradictory result then it seems very probable that LSD was the substance in question. I must stress though, that Erlichs is by far the most important reagent test when it comes to making sure your LSD is safe. If it turns purple, you are good to go, because this rules out 251-NBOMe, and an overdose of 25i-NBOMe can put you in a coma, and even kill you with relatively small amounts.

Here is a link to a very useful chart which will show you the colours one should expect from reagent testing with Erlichs, Marquis, and Mecke:

http://www.dancesafe.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kit-instructions-back.jpg

Also, if it so happens that this is all just from one disgruntled customer who has simply not bothered to contact us regarding a problem, it's not too late to send us a message, and our customer service team would of course do their best to resolve any issues you would like to discuss with us.

Thank you for reading. I know it was a long ramble, but this issues needs to be resolved, and our solid reputation restored. We run a tight ship, we get your products to you NDD or 2DD, our customer service is second to none, our pricing very reason able, and our products are up there with the best out there. This kind of slander really harms our reputation and quite frankly it's an insult and a slanderous attack which we need this community's help in defending.

Please PM us, so we can get some threads up here which uncover the truth!

Thank you all so much for reading, and have a great day!

Kind regards, Dr_Seuss


[1 Points] Dr_Seuss_AlphaVendor:

Dear Redditers,

We have just started a thread for those of you who have reagent kits and might be willing to settle this argument scientifically rather than going around in circles of pure speculation.

Those of you who are actually customers of ours are also welcome to post reviews, good or bad. But let's keep it civil and objective. Not like some of the nonsense I've read here.

Here's the thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4s2cbo/dr_seuss_requesting_customer_reviews_and_offering/

Thanks to all, and have a great day.

Kind regards, DS


[1 Points] Dr_Seuss_AlphaVendor:

Dear Redditors,

Felt I should add another piece of evidence here from our valhalla feedback:

Mockingbird56 ($25+ • 1+) UK LSD 150ug Tabs x 9, 8x8mm (1 square) (40.0 USD) Next day delivery as stated, tested for LSD with Ehlrichs Test, they even gave an extra 4 tabs due to miss printed artwork and replied to messages fast. Best LSD vendor, will use again.

So that's 5 people now how have reagent tested them and tested positive.

We have some tabs reserved still from the last of our stock for anyone else who has Test Kit 4, for LSD, and is willing to post results and pics in this thread.

Please PM us with your PGP encrypted address for test tabs.

Kind regards, Dr_Seuss


[1 Points] Dr_Seuss_AlphaVendor:

We have some tabs reserved still from the last of our stock for anyone else who has Test Kit 4, for LSD, and is willing to post results and pics in this thread.

Send us a PM with your address PGP encrypted, and a link to a pic of your test kit with your username next to it on a piece of paper, and we will send you 3 tabs. Then you can cut one into 3 slivers, one for each reagent, and eat one, and give one to your best friend to eat too.

Good plan? Look here: http://www.safetest4.co.uk/#!test-kit-4/crml

You can do multiple tests with this kit, of many different types of drugs, not just LSD, but it has the 3 most important reagents for LSD. The bottles have a lot of liquid and last a long time as you only need a few drops for each test. I personally have this kit. It's very useful.

So, get on it guys! Invest in a test kit for the future, and get rewarded with free LSD. It's win win.. Win!

Kind regards, DS

PS. We only ship UK>UK. Thanks!


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] jackoten:

Is this vendor reselling for Trust? They are defenitly selling RC as LSD


[0 Points] isaacearlg:

nbome feels like complete shit why would you give that to people.


[0 Points] Molly-Cyrus:

A hit of that stuff had me riding down the Hoober Bloob HIghway...for real though, you cant judge a hit of whatever on a piece of blotter paper by saying it had a bitter taste because depending on what type of agent is used to cut LSD this can also leave a bitter taste.


[-2 Points] None:

Did literally anyone swallow it and figure it out?


[0 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Who are YOU, OP? You don't claim to be a customer. Do you just browse marketplace feedback and strt throwing the "S" word around on reddit?

It looks like you were initially going to claim you'd been selectively scammed from your username, then changed your mind.

LSD vending is a dog-stab-dog-in-back-and-eat-dog world, every vendor is up to dirty tricks against a competitor it seems.

EDIT

I checked your posting history. your posts seem reasonable and. I think you're on the level