Did I fuck up big?

I ordered a gram of weed and it's been almost two weeks.. Next thing you know I get a call from a police officer and he says something like, "Hello sir, are you aware of any illegal activity involving your mailbox?"

I'm panicking and don't have my Xanax so I'm really nervous. He tells me to come clean and he would let me off easy so I told him about my previous orders, and then he said, "your fucked now buddy" and ended the call.

This happened 45 mins ago, what should I do?


Comments


[20 Points] SlappySpanBank:

LOL


[9 Points] risc411:

Burn Belize and move in with your lawyer !


[8 Points] 45862135Dnm:

but chances are hes a honky if hes telling on him self . so the good news your most likely white the system works in your favor . maybe your biggest worry is getting stomped out in the pod a few times


[6 Points] burnvern:

Damn a whole gram you're definitely going to federal prison.

Burn your house down and move to Belize I hear it's pretty popular around here


[6 Points] 45862135Dnm:

dude dont ever ever ever talk to the police , there not your buddy there not someone in a position to do anything for you . SO yes your fucked rule #1 dont saying anything to unless it is fuck off pigster , or the word lawyer . this goes for phone calls to them kicking in your door and finding a stock pile of ak's dont ever ever talk to the pigs


[4 Points] None:

sounds like you've been trollleddddd


[5 Points] why_areyouso_sad:

lmao goddamnit this is hilarious


[5 Points] thugass:

AutoMod seems to be snoozing on the job, so I'm about to step in and say it:

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK HERE, THEN YES, YOU ARE FUCKED.


[3 Points] None:

Get to Guatemala on the double!


[2 Points] None:

HAHAHAHAHAA. "you're fucked now buddy" God i wish i could be a cop in another life just so i could say this to someone. lololol


[2 Points] Stellar_Surfer:

burn your house, mama, grand-mama, pet dog, pet cat, pet fish, computer, than move to Zimbabwe.


[1 Points] FuckTheJakes:

Your first mistake was making a second account.


[1 Points] noonehear:

It was probably Ken Kaniff from Connecticut.


[1 Points] HappySodomy:

Automod, where you at, brother?


[1 Points] izza123:

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[0 Points] BigPimpThrowawayAcc:

gram of weed. LOL ur a joke bro u just fucked ur self over. dont say shit to feds lawyer up. why would they go that ham for a g lmfao. probably prank call.