Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


Comments


[12 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Why even have this thread? I mean the mods don't give you any reddit gold and whoever says they're sober is lying...Nobody here is sober.


[5 Points] ReamTeam513:

Got real drunk Friday night, like really drunk. Kept ralphing and decided to take some zofran, I guess I took 2 or 3. Still can't shit and I feel like I have a baby growing in my already fucked up stomach. Ate some stool softeners last night. Just drank my morning coffee, about to give birth. Wish me luck.


[6 Points] momsbasement420:

We shouldn't promote using drugs irresponsibly, which is usually the only way "stories" are created.

You get high, hang out/trip, you get sober. That should really be it


[2 Points] faggotIoser:

wragagleragle


[2 Points] vizene420:

boutta take 60mg vyvanse and get to ma studies!


[2 Points] sexbagel69:

me and swim did 3.5gs of coke last night and had our own wrestlemania i won the wwe belt nigga


[2 Points] FraterP:

Sobering up Sunday: Pelican tab for breakfast with cafe de la olla all while The Zombies Pandora station plays in the headphones. Like Jim Said, "No eternal reward will forgive us for wasting the dawn"


[2 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

I played Punch Club for about an hour, drank some iced tea, and went to bed at a reasonable hour so I could get up early for work this morning.

Get on my level, fuckers!


[2 Points] Gloliva:

Im more into reading the stories. But what exactly is Reddit Gold? Always wonder about the Fight Club of Reddit


[1 Points] loudestTop:

I'm coming down from 3 TT tabs and its been a night. Drunk dads, cars, church parking lots, IHOP, telling me ex to die in a pit, and that sums it up.


[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

So I'm suppose to sober up today huh? Well I'm not trying to break my streak of being high everyday for 7 years straight. Maybe next Sunday.


[1 Points] DavidEckstasy:

Well I got twisted last night on the Devil's Stimulant and the Home of the Peculiar's favorite drug.. alcohol

I hate that ****

I look forward to having a Pelican Land one of these days

If u catch my drift /_/\ /-/\


[1 Points] droppingwhen:

Ate my last sub like 2 days ago. Been shitting myself like a motherfucker. Fuck bein sober yo