Is there a guide on how to safely be a vender?
How to Vender?
Is there a guide on how to safely be a vender?
[12 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:
[8 Points] throwmeawayplsm8:
Ok, pay attention. First you will need some drugs. Since this is all anonymous it doesn't really matter if you fuck people over. I suggest buying a few pounds of powdered sugar and selling coke, amphetamine, RCs, hell you can even make up your own drug - DYELamine.
Then you need to get your ass on a market. Personally, I recommend Mr Nice Guy, because it's quite nice as the name implies. It's critical your username is the same as your real name, because this will make it very easy to cash out via bank deposit or PayPal. How do we do that? Well, Mr Nice Guy may be nice, but he's taking a cut and we don't want that. List your drugs and your PayPal account or bank account info. Then you just have customers pay you there directly, 100% profit baby.
You may encounter some weird scrambled messages with the letters "PGP". This is a known bug with Tor, where data gets corrupted. There's nothing you can do with it but laugh at the morons whose opsec is so bad that they allowed their PC to be compromised in that manner. There aren't really any special things you need to do, except that you keep your PayPal separate from your market activity. Use Chrome to log in to PayPal every time, never with Tor. For extra protection I suggest carefully wrapping your computer, actually scratch that. You shouldn't stay at one place, right, that's how people get caught. Don't use a computer, but a smartphone or tablet. Anyway, wrap your device in some aluminum foil, it's important it has a DPR (data protection rating) of at least 400. That's why Ross Ulbricht was know by the pseudonym DPR, his rating was over 9000!!!
Now for the fun stuff. Mailing packs and cashing out. Have you noticed how suspicious everyone here is. They're all talking about advanced hiding techniques, trying to cover all tracks etc. That's idiotic. Who do you think the police will target, the crazy paranoid dude or average Joe? You have to be average Joe. Hide in plain sight. Everyone is using mylar bags, printed labels and all sorts of bullshit like that. That's what guilty people do. You're not a drug dealer, right? Why behave like one? Fuck stealth, fuck opsec, that's the easiest way to get caught and draw attention to yourself. Write your addresses by hand, don't bother taping shit and vacuum sealing. That's what they're looking for. Do what your grandma would do if she was mailing you leftover fruitcake. Who would suspect that? Did your grandmother's fruitcake ever get fucking seized? I didn't think so.
Walk into that post office like you own the place. Put your shoddy, torn packs on the counter and say "mail it bitch". Would a drug vendor behave like that? No he would not, he'd try to lay as low as possible. It's genius. Do the same at the bank when you're picking up your PayPal funds. But remember how they got Al Capone. Tax evasion. Pay your taxes all the time. The IRS doesn't give a shit you're dealing drugs as long as you pay. Why would they put you in jail if you're making them money? It's common sense.
Once you make a decent amount of cash scamming left and right, it's time to do the big one. Do a 50% clearance sale on everything and just fuck everyone over. No one will ever find you, especially since you used your real name. Who would ever think you did that? Hiding in plain sight, bro. Anyway, you might be tempted to run away to Billy's, but that's a rookie mistake. The police will want to find the powdered sugar phantom. They will search for you and they will find you. Instead of doing it on their terms, do it on yours, you don't need a life of constantly looking over the shoulder. Go to a police station and confess everything. Most importantly, don't use lawyers as they will make you look far more guilty. If you cooperate they will help you out, I mean have you ever seen CSI? Take out the whole list of your customers (of course you kept pristine records, you're not a disorganized moron. Hell Ross did it, and he is the father of DNMs. If anyone knows their shit it's him) and rat them out to the cops. Now you have them, they're indebted to you because you gave them information, really important information about a bunch of people from different countries.. We live in a Christian world, a world of forgiveness. Confess everything bad you ever did and free your soul. You won't get any jail time or even a fine (mandatory minimums are pretty flexible as the word mandatory implies). They'll let you keep most all of your money, but make sure you offer some cash to the cops for being good sports. Insist on them taking it if they refuse, since cops are pretty modest. Don't forget to make a joke about how they'll pay you back some day, somehow, to lighten the mood.
So there you have it, a foolproof guide to being a vender. It might seem a bit unorthodox, but just think about it. It makes complete sense. Just do the opposite of what everyone else does and it's literally physically impossible anyone will pick up on it. The key to success is hiding in plain sight.
[4 Points] footlockervip:
First of all please let us know what your username will be so we can avoid you like the plague.
[2 Points] None:
[deleted]
[1 Points] Hammer_of_Tor:
There's no set way or it would be easy for LE to profile. Figure out these questions if you can't than your not ready to "vender"
Do I have a steady supply of product to maintain my reputation?
Will I operate out of my home or a safe house?
How am I going to keep my information secure?
How am I going to ship the product without incriminating yourself as well as the consumer?
Will I work alone or with a team?
How am I going to cash out your bitcoins?
What IRL risks do I have and what can you do to minimize them?
[1 Points] None:
lol how has this been her for 10 hours and only a hand full of people mentioned "vender"? and nobody said GTFO?
It starts with knowing how to fucking spell...