Order info: | 1g cocaine from Avalanche on Dream Market |
Vendor Contact Info: | Avalanche is their username on Dream |
Product/s reviewed: | cocaine, their cheaper "straight off the kilo" listing |
International?: | USA domestic |
Price: | $104 USD plus $27 express shipping |
Weight: | on point! |
Customer Service: | |
[x]+5 | Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 | Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 | Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 | Marginal: Sub-par communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 | Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 | Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Reasoning | No comms needed. This is how I like it. |
Product Quality/Aesthetic: | |
[ ]+5 | Highest purity |
[x]+4 | Mostly pure |
[ ]+3 | Minor impurity |
[ ]+2 | Significantly impure |
[ ]+1 | Mostly impure |
[ ]+0 | Entirely incorrect chemical |
Reasoning | I don't know if I could give any cocaine a 5 if it wasn't hexane washed but this shit is pretty damn good |
Processing Speed: | |
[x]+5 | Order processed and shipped 24hrs |
[ ]+4 | Order processed and shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 | Order processed and shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 | Package is late |
[ ]+1 | Never received order confirmation or tracking |
[ ]+0 | Never received package |
Reasoning | Product was accepted and marked shipped within a few hours of order. Received in two business days with express shipping but taking geography and USPS fuckups into account this was great shipping speed. |
Price Value of Product Received: | |
[ ]+5 | Excellent - great value & low cost |
[x]+4 | Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 | At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 | Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 | Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 | Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Reasoning | You might be able to get better blow on the DNMs but I have yet to find it. Looking to try a few cheaper, highly renowned vendors soon, reviews to come |
Packaging: | |
[x]+1 | Allowed for full recovery of the chemical (container didn't retain significant quantity, container didn't cause a spill) |
[ ]+1 | Protected from the elements |
[ ]+1 | Decoy/misdirection |
[ ]+1 | Low package profile (No stamps, no outer tape, has return address, no smell, no free-moving objects, well-distributed weight) |
[x]+1 | No way to track vendor (no handwriting, no fingerprints, no hair, etc) |
Reasoning | Stealth was fucked to be honest. No vacuum seal OR mylar |
TOTAL: | (20/25) |
Product was great. Second-best coke I've had on the net and the best was from one of Avalanche's summer 2017 batches. It's nice and soft and flaky, not hard crunchy rerock like most coke online or on the streets. No chest pains or speediness at all. I love speedy coke but this gear reminded me what cocaine feels like without active cuts.
THE FUCKUP
This review has a caveat. I have zero complaints about the product, none. HOWEVER.
The stealth was completely fucked. Without going into details, the package had a clear lump that screamed "I am full of drugs", and there was NO vacuum seal or mylar. Just a standard-issue street dealer bag of cocaine, and a lot of paper.
The package made it without a problem but you just should not mail cocaine without either a vacuum seal or mylar, even domestic. Previous orders from Avalanche had both mylar and vacuum seals. Not sure what happened here.
Tl;dr
The blow is great, very clean. The stealth sucked on my order but my last order with him had great stealth. I will probably still order again because I fucking love cocaine. Also, I forgot to weight it because I was too excited to snort it. Oh well, looks like a gram to me
Photos
https://linx.li/cokepilenoflash.jpg https://linx.li/cokepilewithflash.jpg https://linx.li/cokeline.jpg
do you remember which one this is? he has two types, "crema top tier mother of pearl" and "raw cocaine off the kilo Peruvian Flake."
was the photo after you crushed some of it or is this right out of the bag?