[MULTI-VENDOR REVIEW] GreenLeaf Labs: Middies, GirlScoutCookies Shatter, Coconut Macaroons (OMFG); zerthetrap: Crystal Meth Ice Shards; premiumspores: Thai Tanic Spore Syringes, MrGaia1's Deschloroketamine (DXE), Quality Rx's Klonopins, MercedesUSA's Mescaline.HCl

7g Maui Waui - Mid Quality Weed

GreenLeafLabs

Cost + Shipping: 42 USD

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            Service:  10/10
           Shipping:  10/10
            Stealth:  9/10
           Security:  10/10
      Communication:  10/10
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             Weight:  10/10
             Purity:  9/10 - there were some seeds
            Potency:  7/10 - eh, not too shabby for middies I suppose
        Price Value:  9/10 - defs worth val if you roll blunts
          Aesthetic:  8/10 - not bad looking, not great either
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              Total:  92/100 - 

all in all it's what I expected and a decent price value. Would order again.

1g Girl Scout Cookies Shatter Medical Marijuana Extract (Nug Run)

GreenLeafLabs

Cost + Shipping: 40 USD

  VENDOR =====================
            Service:  10/10
           Shipping:  10/10
            Stealth:  9/10 - no decoy
           Security:  10/10
      Communication:  10/10
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             Weight:  10/10
             Purity:  9/10 - it's strong but a little amber-ish
            Potency:  10/10 - again: it's strong
        Price Value:  9/10 - worth it
          Aesthetic:  8/10 - i've seen better/cleaner shatter
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              Total:  95/100 - 

I only have a few gripes, and that's mostly with the fact that this is called shatter, yet on the container itself it says, "best if put in freezer before using" or something along those lines. I mean like, damn, is the shit shatter or not?

But though it seems like I'm breaking balls here, I'm really not. I whole-heartedly endorse GreenLeafLabs and will continue using them in the future. For serious, they're spot on & a bit generous with weight, they double vac seal everything and there is zero smell, plus the product is always kick motherfucking ass awesome. I <3 cannabis.

(2x) Coconut Macaroons - 50mg THC (Gluten Free)

GreenLeafLabs

Cost + Shipping: 44 USD

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            Service:  10/10
           Shipping:  10/10
            Stealth:  10/10 - not dinging them here b/c decoy is built-in
           Security:  10/10
      Communication:  10/10
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             Weight:  10/10
             Purity:  10/10
            Potency:  10/10
        Price Value:  10/10
          Aesthetic:  10/10
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              Total:  100/100 - 

OMFG these things are bomb! They taste great, too. Idk what it is about the taste of cannabis butter that makes pastries and sweets so much tastier (and I'm talking about before the effects kick in, obviously), but holy shit! Sometimes I actually wish I could just add that taste to things without making them psychotropic, but regardless these things are fucking delicious and eating one of them will dunnish your dumbass for a while. Totally recommended.

3.5 Gram HQ Crystal Meth Ice Shards

zerthetrap

Cost + Shipping: 128.5 USD

  VENDOR =====================
            Service:  10/10
           Shipping:  10/10
            Stealth:  9/10 - no decoy
           Security:  10/10
      Communication:  10/10
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             Weight:  10/10
             Purity:  8/10
            Potency:  8/10
        Price Value:  8/10
          Aesthetic:  10/10
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              Total:  93/100 - 

it's decent shit, but it's defs the usual 20% cut that I've come to expect from the darknet. Overall I recommend the vendor though, b/c the weights are generous and the product is still pretty fucking amazeballs once you cook off the cut a little first. It's standard fare for DNM shards. I wish I could just get some PPA and some Potassium Cyanate plus a little hydrochloride. I'd whip up some trans-4-Methylaminorex at like a 60% yield, which, considering the potency, is perfectly acceptible. Nah, I'm just joshing you, that would be sorta semi-illegal.

Top Selling Premium Thai Tanic Spore Syringe

premiumspores

Cost + Shipping: 23.95 USD

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            Service:  x/10
           Shipping:  x/10
            Stealth:  x/10
           Security:  x/10
      Communication:  x/10
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             Weight:  x/10
             Purity:  x/10
            Potency:  x/10
        Price Value:  x/10
          Aesthetic:  x/10
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Fuck this guy, I never got my spores and he claimed he sent them twice. What the fuck? No tracking and then Nucleus market when under. So PremiumSpores if you wanna do me right, respond here on Reddit and let's talk. Otherwise you burned me for like $22 and you're a fucktwat for that if that's true. Otherwise, pleasee disregard. Lol.

100 mgs of Deschloroketamine (GCMS provided) similar to MXE / Ketamine

MrGaia1

Cost + Shipping: 27 USD

  VENDOR =====================
            Service:  10/10
           Shipping:  10/10
            Stealth:  9/10 - no decoy
           Security:  10/10
      Communication:  10/10
 Product =====================
             Weight:  10/10
             Purity:  10/10
            Potency:  8/10 - meh
        Price Value:  10/10
          Aesthetic:  7/10 - sticks to the bag
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              Total:  94/100 - 

Idk, I really didn't care for this shit too much. It was kind of like a weaker version of K to me. I could sorta K-hole on it, but it wasn't very potent. And the K hole it produced wasn't that beautiful pure S-isomer k-hole that I love, it was all tunnel visiony. For the most part I was kinda like meh, but then again for the price and fact that it pretty closely mirrors K, it's not a bad option and overall I recommend the product and the vendor, just don't expect to be swept off your feet in love like I was with MXE, that's all I'm saying.

Klonopin 2mg - 20 tablets - NEW BRAND

QualityRx

Cost + Shipping: 50 USD

  VENDOR =====================
            Service:  10/10
           Shipping:  10/10
            Stealth:  9/10 - could've used a decoy
           Security:  10/10
      Communication:  10/10
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             Weight:  10/10
             Purity:  10/10
            Potency:  10/10
        Price Value:  10/10
          Aesthetic:  10/10
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              Total:  99/100 - 

I <3 QualityRx and have always had good dealings w/ them. They may be a little on the high side of price, but that's b/c their products usually come in blister packs and shit, and you can trust the doses are accurate. They only way to get a cheaper price is to hop on over to /r/researchmarkets and find yourself some bulk powder and learning about volumetric dosing. ;)

1.0g+ Mescaline HCL - GammaGoblin's! - Pure and Rare!

MercedesUSA

Cost + Shipping: 92.5 USD

  VENDOR =====================
            Service:  10/10
           Shipping:  10/10
            Stealth:  9/10, no decoy
           Security:  10/10
      Communication:  10/10
 Product =====================
             Weight:  8/10, shit was slack and a lot of it stuck to the bag
             Purity:  10/10
            Potency:  10/10
        Price Value:  5/10, ouch chopping dicks on that price, buddy
          Aesthetic:  9/10, just a powder, the sulphate looks needly/cooler
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              Total:  91/100 - 

so this is definitely pure mescaline.hcl, I suspect from GammaGoblin, but at $90/g I didn't realize how I was being taxed out the taint. There are other vendors in the US who will sell you GG's mescaline at a much more reasonable $60/g. And if you don't mind ordering it from a country that rhymes with Roland, you can have it shipped to you at the bargain price of $33/gram, plus xstals of L @ 1.22/hit. No bullshit. Something to think about, kiddos. At any rate, this mescaline is the fucking BOMB, but it came slack as a motherfucker. I took 500mg and hung out with Mescalito, wrote some music with him, and we talked about my life for a little while. I did this all alone by myself, b/c everyone else was too chicken shit about becoming nauseated. Well, I'm an avid cannabis smoker, so, though I felt just a touch of queezesauce, I shmoked my way right outta that, no pukey mcgees for me please, nope. And it passed quickly, and I was sound as a pound. Defs recommended, but I urge you to contact the vendor to see if they'll come down on that markup just a bit, shit's cray cray. PEASH!


Comments


[6 Points] None:

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[3 Points] BostonGahden:

I got some of that Maui and it wasn't bad at all, I'm glad I tried it


[3 Points] throwawayk5zq47j6wd3:

Shit like this really makes me love the drug community, just awesome.


[2 Points] entactoBob:

Oh I should mention that all of these are from the now, I guess defunt, Nucleus market, but you know how it is. They're all out there somewhere on the other markets.


[1 Points] FecalPostingNutsack:

Damn, psychonaut. Respect.


[1 Points] ThankYouBasedGodLilB:

I've had the maui waui and like you said it's good blunt weed. A week ago i got an OZ of ghost train haze and had like 4gs of left over maui waui and rolled 3 rillos together and made a 4g super blunt, got really high lol. But it takes like 2 bowls of it to make me where i want to be so its not as strong as good weed but it tastes good and is good for blunts, value weed :P


[1 Points] MrGaia1:

I sure hope you didn't pay $27 for 100 mgs of our DCK, I think you meant $17?

Thank you for the review!