So my neighbor has good OPSEC

So I have this neighbor who is pretty odd, up all night long, doesn't talk to anyone.

So I had some car parts overnighted to me from europe, and it seems FedEX mixed up my apartment and his. It never arrived, so i called fedex. They guy told me for 3 days in a row, they kept trying to deliver it to him and get him to sign, but he wouldn't sign for it, or tell them it was for me, who lived in the apartment besides him. He just refused it, and wouldn't say anything more, "unless they got a warrant, cause he didn't order shit". Now the package is on its way back to europe so i have to wait another week for them to reship it.

So at least I know my neighbor keeps his Controlled Delivery OPSEC tight


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[156 Points] incog0002:

hes probably posted somewhere in here about this so called cd as well lmao


[40 Points] w3b5Ky:

by now he's probably finished with cleaning up house, I imagine all the dope shit that ended being flush in the toilet, lol


[36 Points] SEUSAbarb:

Overnight delivery from Europe, bet that wasn't cheap


[26 Points] JRM-:

the dude probably flushed his whole stash damn.


[25 Points] None:

This of course the perfect opportunity to start fucking with him (for self entertainment purposes only though)

Leave suspect packages with small packs of baby powder inside.

When you notice him and he thinks you do not see him, talk to an imaginary mic in one of your sleaves.

Next time you pass him, whisper under your voice "not on my watch pal"

If the opportunity presents itself, attempt to get some type of confession from him & use that to negotiate 50% of his supplies in exchange for "protection"

Deputise him and give a small speech about the dangers of drugs.

Swing wildly from demanding substances that you know are being delivered to his address & once he caves give him a lecture about the dangers of drugs. look him straight in the eye and tell him a little story about man looking into the abyss, pat him firmly on the shoulder and give him a look that you have complete trust and confidence that he will come through.

At this point he will have no fucking clue what you are talking about, likely have a breakdown. Break out the pop corn and enjoy the show.

Well it seems the meth has kicked in...............

Plenty of other things however I need to return some video tapes.


[11 Points] 180K:

Nieghbor's like "I know it was a cd, fedex kept coming back asking for a signature! No way!" Shit he probably ordered drugs to your name.


[9 Points] CapnKrump_2:

I'd say you guys should hang out, but it seems like he'd be too paranoid to get close to.


[6 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[5 Points] Xeeroy:

I once bought a pretty cool handmade pipe of etsy where paypal somehow messed up and gave them the wrong address. The package went from one end of Europe to the other and about 3 km from my place to a place I lived a couple of years ago (paypal also had that address in it's system on my profile and decided to use that instead of the one I had asked it to) and because I didn't live there it was sent back.

I could track the package all the way and the day it was sent back to the local post office I called them and asked if anyone could go around back and look in the pile of "return to sender" mail that would be sent to Ukraine the next day and see if the one package that I had the tracking number, name and address for could be retrieved. But lo and behold if bureaucracy didn't make that impossible. The woman I called was even in the same building but said there was nothing to be done about it.

TL;DR fuck the mail people sometimes.


[3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

If he was expecting drugs, he would just sign for the package. its a postman, not a cop.

You probably don't remember this, but ordinary people aren't scared of the postman. He's just not signing for it because its got your name on it.

Why are we discussing a routine postal address mixup that has nothing to do with drugs? OP is doing that reddit thing of thinking too much and not enough at the same time

receiving post is entirely passive, something that happens if you're home or at work, nervous or unconcious, alive, dead or in a coma. You don't have to think about it, talk about it, and there is nothing you can do to get better at receiving it.


[3 Points] Hushyaziz:

Imagine the stash he probably flushed in pure panic. Poor guy haha


[1 Points] PitPiper:

Pure gold!


[1 Points] WHERETHESTEALTH:

Plot twist: OP is odd neighbor, posted this after car-part guy came over angrily asking why he refused to sign.


[-4 Points] Nnnnnqqqqq:

He sounds like a real charmer


[-13 Points] jeffislearning:

You need to describe what this guy looks like. We want visuals!