Put down your crack pipes and porn for twenty minutes. This guy isn't talking about pills and dope, but he's speaking out on behalf of all of you, whether you care or not.
http://www.ted.com/talks/mathias_jud_art_that_lets_you_talk_back_to_nsa_spies
And while you're there, watch a couple of other videos too. It might regenerate of few of those brains cells you'd written off.
And for christ sake, you kids be careful out there. Even though you piss me off, I worry about ya.
We've been watching you, too. And we're onto your game.