Young and Dumb

Relevance to DNM: Money came from darknet profits.

So I really have no clue where else I could ask this. But do airlines flag minors if they purchase lots of expensive tickets in a short period. I will be going on 5-8 flights over 2 weeks. Most likely with 2-3 other guys who I'm also paying for, also all will be first class. Now would this raise any eyes? Or am I retarded and will the cops be waiting at the airport? Should I try to fly private? Do private jets company's allow minors to rent out jets?

I only have like 5 grand in the bank, the rest is cash/BTC so I'm a little worried dropping $50k-$100k all the sudden even if it is mainly just airline tickets.

We are all 17 and they will all be US domestic (L.A, Miami, NYC, Denver, And a couple more).

Thoughts?


Comments


[37 Points] laroncantlaugh:

damn son im broke as fuck lol


[34 Points] None:

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[21 Points] Udaypbuh:

For some odd reason I don't believe you but by the slight chance this is true, have fun.


[15 Points] None:

you mad cunt, buying first class tickets for the boys

good on ya for getting that young money lol


[15 Points] y_s_l_:

You can't buy airline tickets in cash anymore. On expedia you can buy plane tickets and hotel rooms with bitcoin however, you should just do that.


[7 Points] None:

Flying into all of these places on carded tickets all I can tell you is.

LAX - No security, shit won't matter, they want you in and out as quick as possible

NYC - Same thing as LAX, but they do have more cops. You still will be fine, no one gives a shit where you got your ticket as long as you paid

Denver (DIA) - That motherfucker is so big they won't be able to catch you anyways.


[8 Points] aboutthednm:

Nah. Just play it like you're a spoiled brat with rich parents, I'm sure they will understand.

Paying for tickets in large amounts of cash is pretty suspicious though. It would be much better if you had a credit card or at least debit.

Tbh, buy a greyhound ticket. And no. You won't ever rent a private jet paying cash, I guarantee it.


[2 Points] TripAddict:

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[2 Points] None:

Holy shit, I like your style. I would lock you up on general principle though.

Stay away from Orange painted Lamborghinis though.


[2 Points] fun4dayz:

My suggestion would be to go to CVS or WALMART and get some of those reloadable cards and put some money on those. They take Visa.

Dam people, he was asking a legit question whatever happened to helping someone out and giving them advice. If he is smart he is just saying he 17 I mean come on. I thought it was a legit question.


[2 Points] GandalfTheEnt:

Invest that shit. Go on a holiday later. I mean, do whatever you want but I'd try to launder and invest as much as possible first. Money makes money.


[2 Points] None:

Don't waste money on dumbass friends.


[1 Points] MDMangel:

Are the two other guys your mommy and daddy?


[1 Points] AlwaysDankrupt:

i'm pretty sure this is a trollpost but goddamn if it's not, you got into this very young. have fun and be safe


[1 Points] Sofakingcoolstorybro:

Relevant username


[1 Points] sonofliendoog:

I think based on the volume many people travel you will go completely unnoticed.

Last minute one-way flights is where you'll start seeing the cops I would bet. You got money, if the cops role up on you, shut the fuck up and ask for a lawyer.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

100k on plane tickets? Are you paying a hooker to suck your dick the whole 2 weeks?


[1 Points] lordredvampire:

So you confess you're a teenager then?


[1 Points] open__air:

There are 2 money laundering regulations you have to keep in mind, not just when in the drug business but when living and spending money in the USA in general.

These 2 are:

Currency transaction reports

and

Suspicious activity reports

Currency transactions reports are only required to be filed when you withdraw or deposit more than $10,000 USD CASH to/from your bank. It's best to avoid having these filed, ever, in your entire life, if you can do that.

Suspicious activity reports are different. Your bank can file that at any time. The best way to avoid these is to break your transactions into smaller chunks. Buy everything you can with your credit card (this part is just my opinion, but it just makes everything look normal and kosher, plus your credit card company is unlikely to report anything as long as your bills are getting paid on time and you are an easy customer, since Suspicious Activity Reports are filed only if they suspect something, and your credit card company is unlikely to be the one making that report unless you are spending huge amounts of money), then pay off the credit card. You can pay it off all at once or in smaller amounts, but if it's more than a few thousand dollars, I would break that up. Definitely don't cross the $10,000 mark, even though it's ACH and not cash. Banks' employees are trained to notice this number. And they are not allowed to tell you when they file a suspicious activity report. It is felonious if they mention anything about a filing to anyone but a bank employee or FinCEN/IRS, etc.

So my tips to avoid suspicious activity reports is to pay with credit card, build your credit, and never pay off credit cards in more than $10,000 at one time. If your bill is over $10,000, break up the payments into smaller ones and stagger it over a few days or weeks. If you are ever asked by a bank employee why you did it that way, play dumb, because technically if you did it with the intent to avoid suspicious activity reports, this is another crime called "structuring!" So never admit that's why you're doing it. Just say you don't remember or make up something like you didn't have enough money (be vague, but make it clear you had no malicious intent).

Don't ever cross the $10,000 mark. If you already have, stop it now.


[1 Points] xxx30:

Username checks out


[1 Points] DrQuarters_:

This happened.


[1 Points] Gratefulstickers:

High school bar game be treating you right son.


[1 Points] bobsos:

You can't be that dumb if you're 17 and have made 50-100k selling on the darknet (probably drugs or something illegal) without getting caught. I'm gonna call troll on this one.


[1 Points] None:

Any spare tickets mate? I feel I could add a certain level of style and sophistication to this get away plus I can act as a guardian too.

I must enact a modified version of prima nocta for all individuals in our group - that is not negotiable & is in everyone's best interests.


[1 Points] god_send:

Just watched the sopranos and one of Tony's fronts bought a fuck ton of airline tickets for the mobsters to go to Italy.

He got in trouble(store owner) and the store got shutdown.

But if you have cash can't you just give it to them and its like you all have enough money and not you have a shit ton? Like if you're paying anyway Haha.


[0 Points] Jason14th:

how did you make this when your 17, im only a little older and broke af


[0 Points] ruzdnmthrowaway:

In the future, I would avoid including even part of your itinerary while alluding to crimes you've committed for profit; You make yourself an even more vulnerable target with every detail you share on the internet. Also, do you not read the fucking warning page for this sub? You're not 18, go finish growing up before ruining your life chasing the fantasies of criminal enterprise.


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