Feel free to talk about almost anything in this thread.
Off Topic Thursday!
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A couple other thoughts.
Are guys that are able to fornicate with women that are in one way or another disgusting and repulsive in their appearance wether it be really fat or perhaps a limb challenged dwarf - Are they more of a man that guys with high standards?
If I was the last dude on earth and there was a woman who did not reach the wank line (patent pending) then the human race would end.
There is rarely anything so depressing as seeing a reasonably handsome dude who takes care of himself with his tongue down the throat of a 300 pound Godzilla that is wider than tall.
It just gets me depressed when I see this.
I think other guys feel this because a couple months ago this young dude with terrible timing was leaving the club I was in the line for to get in, probably 150 in the line and he cam out with the blob and the entire line almost started rioting in an attempt to save him from making an irreversible mistake. The poor girl must have not felt to good but it was pretty funny at the time.
I am on the fence, I tend to look at these guys and think, fuck, they really must have some serious testosterone flowing through their veins to debase themselves with that.
Forgot what the other thing was, I had 2 recent failures. I tried battering a mango (it works with bananas) but the mango just dissolved in the hot oil.
I had some prawn chips (the ones that puff up when put in hot oil)
trying to be healthy I decided putting them in water and microwaving would yield a similar yet healthier result, that failed to so I tried to eat it anyway and it was like eating prawn chewing gum and was very disgusting.
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Does anyone have this tingling sensation that we are due for a huge economic collapse soon? Something much bigger and unprecedented than 2008 even. Maybe I am just absorbing too much news on a daily basis, but this post is really what did it for me. I have been dumping 1/4 of my paycheck into Bitcoins for quite some time, so I am hoping that it will serve me as a umbrella if it does eventually happen.
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Lets talk about footpath etiquette.
You are on whatever side of the footpath is the appropriate one for your time and place and you are sort of doing a mixture of grooving and swaggering that captivates people, even ocassionally breaking out into a jig/dance - anyway the point is you are at piece with the world and enjoying the serenity occasionally breaking through into full transcendental meditation.
Someone is approaching on the wrong side. You quickly calculate that there is about 10 feet or 3 metres of width to this path and you are the only two people on it.
First question that comes to the ones of us that are sane, is this person being a fuckwit on purpose or have they perhaps split their differential so to speak?
Are they (the fucking turds) trying to assert their dominance. Personally I am not one for games so find that an adult would actually play games like that. For instance, I probably move out of peoples way 90% of the time. When you look at that it suggests that there is some form of passivity going on but I just cannot be fucked having a jousting session with what may well be a gypsy - I usually have better things to do.
Still when it is blatant, I often stand my ground. Do people notice that without generalising too much that Older Chinese people try it on all the time, it is like they know every tactic and they practice the art of forcing others out of their trajectory all the time.
They do the pretending not to look, staying within a hairs width of the side so as to make it clear, and if things look desperate, the hesitant wobble which confuses the fuck out of anyone they approach - then of course you have the nuclear fission bomb equivielent which is all of the above but with two Chinese ladies above 65 and carrying a duty free shopping bag each. They can shut down an entire board walk so nobody can get in or out.
Anyway do you come down to their petty level and stand your ground or do you zoom round them (airplane noises optional)
So we have people who have no spatial awareness as well who seem to if they are in a party of 8 walk in an exact straight line so nobody can pass and people coming towards them are inconvenienced.
The thing I do not understand is they see these people coming from miles away and when the person arrives and there is uncomfortable shuffling around of the opposing parties. The party of 8 at this point fucking well act like its some sort of shock as if whats going on? this is a bit sudden, shuffle shuffle shuffle then fucking back to 8 across again.
Then you get the grumpy old men who are usually walk with a huge air of self entitlement, normally sporting a huge beer gut or just fat out obese all of which they seem to also think add to their ability in combat if required, fucking knob jockies!! They move fast and they do not make room for anyone to sway their course, you can see they will go code punch on if anyone questions why they are walking on the wrong side and making someone who is doing the right thing move out of their way even though you could park a fucking 747 in the space that is left.
My only advice is that your dominance has not been asserted, we all just think you have fucking well gone senile and do not know what side is the right side anymore, we just see a sad pathetic person who needs to have a win like this to feel good about themselves.
So my final question, if you just walk round every obstacle does that make you the one who is a bit of the pathetic side or does worrying about the dynamics of footpath etiquette mean you are the petty one? I will get out of the way of anyone if I think they are just trying to do the same as me but when I see people that enjoy making others move out of their way I want to have them sent to a forced labour camp before being liquidated.
There are exceptions of course, anyone who has tattoos on their face, I will cross the road to avoid and anyone that looks like a outlaw motorcycle member or other person who may look like a common thug or criminal yet I have passed a few of them in the last few weeks and surprise surprisem, their ego does not need them to do these types of things to feel good.
[2 Points] coffeencreme:
I'm broody as hell. I want to have a baby.
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[1 Points] _FreshAccount_:
BTC-E's server is down...not something you see everyday. Anyone care to speculate on that situation?
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At work borrred AF. What is the point of having a PhD if your boss doesn't let you do any interesting research. I don't even make that much I need a new job someone hire me.
[1 Points] bobsos:
What's the average cost of a gram of DMT on the darknet?
[1 Points] ayyyyyThrowaway:
What else is in heroin? Like as long as there isn't fent in it how much of a risk is heroin? I'm not going to be ingesting baby powder or some toxic byproduct of heroin synthesis am I? How does dnm heroin tend to be?
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Ah here is something that will gross you all out & there again probably give some of you degenerates an erection.
I used to have normal toe nails, the were mother beautiful toe nails, perhaps that is going to far but they were at least average.
I am not entirely sure when but I noticed one day that all my toe nails had basicly knurled up and twisted and went in all weird freaky shapes. I am actually disgusted at them and if I was king of somewhere and I saw someone with toenails like mine, I would have them flogged and then probably shot.
Anyway thankfully we live in a progressive society where we are not judged so harshly on physical appearance.
They have finally transformed into an advanced stage of Gargamels curse (I just made that up) where they are disgusting.
To make matters worse there is like a second toenail growing out of some of them that comes from underneath the normal one and the layer between seems to be like a black layer of a foreign material - really disgusting.
Anyway as if that is not enough, I have what I term my second brain coming out of my second smallest left toe which seemed to appear about 10 years ago. It is actually quite a horrifying site.
I suspect it actually probably does have its own neurons to, I look like a leper - it is roughly the size of a tick tac.
One time during this metamorphosis my big toenail gave up and it came loose so with a little help I pulled it off (no pain) and there was a reasonable smell of onions wafting & emanating from the place where it used to be.
To answer your question, no I am not putting up picks, the thought of some World of warcraft junkie masturbating to my smelly knurled toes repulses me.
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Bit late but I have always wanted to know 2 things about porn in the current era
1) Why would anyone pay for it when there is so much free stuff?
2) Who is the sick fuck that would share his favourite porn with his close family and friends? If you are thinking nobody, the why does every porn page have share button for FB?
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firat
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What's the best pill's to get high on xanax etc also what's the high's like?. I've been a drug user over the years but haven't done any for sometime also not to keen on snorting shit n buzzing round like I'm having ten different anxiety attacks on cocaine and quit smoking etc years ago, just want something chilled/lean to may'b try out, probably a bad idea but this life is all about fitting in the most extraordinary of experiences.
If I am always on drugs then does that mean basically if I go to the drugs subreddit then I can talk about anything I please because basically anything I talk about is related to drugs?