Before you even read the review, feast your eyes on this. Holy moly...make sure to click on the image so you see the full thing!
https://anonimage.net/view/BX2m7rsxbY
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Top Tier Drugs/Trade Route
Product/s reviewed:|"2 grams fish scale cocaine" - It was over weight though.
Price before shipping:| $155 I believe, but he was having a sale at the time and it looks like its a higher price now. Still..an amazing deal for this quality. Shipping cost:| $10
Customer Service:| [ x]+5|Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction [ ]+4|Good: Professional, exhibits customer care [ ]+3|Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue [ ]+2|Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution [ ]+1|Bad: Poor communication, no resolution [ ]+0|Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
He seems like a standup dude.....very quick to respond to messages and overall just a really easy deal.
Product Quality:| [x]+5|Highest purity - highly potent [ ]+4|Mostly pure - potent [ ]+3|Minor cut or impurity - strong [ ]+2|Cut and/or impure - medium to weak [ ]+1|Almost entirely cut - very weak [ ]+0|Possibly bunk - no effect
If this isn't pure cocaine, I don't know what is. Its either pure, or it was cut by a fucking MASTER, because it looks unlike any of the street stuff ive ever gotten, and even the stuff from reputable vendors. The razor slices through the rocks like butter, jut how it should be. You all know what that "crunchy" stuff you are breaking up right? Its anything from caffeine pill, to who knows what type of fillers.
Pretty easy to read purity test: PURE AS FUCK!!!
https://anonimage.net/view/O140Rzwz7R
Take a look at the test results yourself though, and let me know what you think!
Processing Speed:| [x]+5|Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs [ ]+4|Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs [ ]+3|Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs [ ]+2|Package is late [ ]+1|Package is very late [ ]+0|Never received package
I ordered Friday, and it arrived Monday. Now THATS service! And very convenient, knowing I can get it faster than my normal 1-2 week waits from other vendors.
[x ]+5|Excellent - great value & low cost [ ]+4|Moderate - worthy value & fair cost [ ]+3|At-market - neither good nor bad [ ]+2|Below-market - so-so value, high cost [ ]+1|Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost [ ]+0|Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
If it were $200 a gram (or whatever you guys are paying for out in Australia) I would call it pricey, because anything that's $200 a gram is pricey, but at $150 for two grams of FIRE (and he added extra weight), there isn't much else to say.
[x]+1|Mylar/non-porous container [x]+1|Decoy/misdirection [x]+1|Low package profile [x]+1|Good OpSec/PGP
Excellent stealth...the kind that lets you feel relaxed during the week. God knows we have all had vendors with good product but mediocre stealth.
Review: If your first thoughts were "Really? All 5 stars? What a shill!" then I can guarantee you are in the same position I was in: getting mediocre product one after another and being frustrated about that. Oh the bloody noses I had after snorting eight balls of street stuff, and the relationships ruined because it was probably cut with meth and gave me horrible comedowns; its memories most don't want to relive.
The Experience: Did ONE small line (the size of 1/3 or 1/4 of my normal lines) and within 10 minutes I was completely numb. Not a fast numb, but a nice slow numb...how it should be. I kid you not....I ended up making .3 last all night, and that's an amount id usually snort up in two hours.
Going To Bed + The Morning After:
Five hours. Five hours is how long I need after my last line of "regular cocaine" to get to sleep. Ive had a million and one binges, and I know that I need five hours after that last line, and there have been times where ive laid down the entire five hours in bed wide awake...what a terrible feeling.
And if you have had these experiences (and they can be pretty god awful) you must think im lying when I say, I went to bed probably within two hours after my last line.
The morning after was a very mild recovery; flu symptoms are common whether its good or bad coke, but overall it was just very mild. It usually takes a week or two for my sinuses to heal after an all nighter, but I healed in probably two days and was breathing good again.
Anyhow, thanks a bunch TTD...you definitely earned this review and anyone looking for a domestic connect needs to look no further.
Here is all of it after being sliced, hotplated and ran through a strainer, and put into vials. Happy skiing all!
An actual great review with....gasp...pictures?
That stuff looks amazing though....