Where not to keep your stash?

Let's say I wanted to hide something at my place, hide it so well that not even LE with a warrant could find it. I'm sure there are a lot of imaginative ideas and I'd like to hear if any of them worked. I would also like to hear if any of them didn't work!

And yes, I realize that by divulging this information in the clear, it immediately becomes tainted. But by knowing what "secret" hiding places worked and what didn't work, we can try to find the pattern that they will use when searching and attempt to evade that pattern.

Basically I want to clean house, but while retaining items of interest on the premises.


Comments


[18 Points] samwhiskey:

Pit it in your attic under the insulation at the far edge where the outer wall and roof meet.


[13 Points] LedLevee:

Put it in a baggie and triple seal that shit. Then put that bag in soup, in a tupperware. Now stick the tupperware in the freezer.

LE is going to look in your fridge. They aren't going to break open ice of "your mother's leftovers" because you might have drugs in there.

Side-effect of this is that your pills might taste like chicken, but that's a positive thing I guess.


[12 Points] None:

CAR never leave this shit in a fucking car i dont understand how dealers in my area drive around witha oz+ of shatter and multiple fucking sheets of lsd. theyreasking to get fucked by le


[9 Points] Xeeroy:

My dealer delivers and every now and then have canine searches in his car. He uses a pretty cool trick where he just has tiny scraps of weed and stuff lying around that would be enough for a dog to sniff out but not enough for the police to say they are actually selling it or even have enough on them for it to count for anything and since the dogs are finding weed everywhere they can't find the actual stash, the police can't make any other conclusions than the fact that there has been smoked weed in the car and there is nothing illegal in having smoked weed unless they catch you doing it.

It might give a couple of hours delay on my delivery, but being stopped by the police is a pretty good excuse for being late.


[8 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

I have had good luck inside a computer. It wasn't the feds tearing apart my place, just local cops and they found enough laying around to charge me.

I had a friend who is a fucking hoarder. They stopped searching because there was too much trash. If they want to get you, they will.


[8 Points] DareToHope:

learn carpentry... there are so many ways to build little pockets into frames/flooring finishes you wouldn't even believe it


[7 Points] aboveextractor:

My friend got searched by police a couple of years ago and he kept a stash of bud above the extractor fan in his kitchen. By this I mean he popped the cover out, put the bud in, then popped the cover back in. Worked a treat.

My university halls used to have a ceiling like this and me and my room mates used to just lift a tile up and place our stash up there.


[4 Points] Rolling_Stonedd:

Bury it in your yard?


[3 Points] Febbraio2468:

Hide it up your dog's butt.


[4 Points] PinkHorsey:

ass is always a good place


[3 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

I used to keep my stash at /u/DareToHope's house. Until he used it up. Don't keep it there.


[1 Points] popeisdope:

Pretty much anywhere in your car is a no go. As a teenage I thought I was smart. I had my pipe and bag under the fuse box in my car, which you had to have the door open to even get at. It was like the 3rd spot they checked. So don't do that


[1 Points] None:

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[0 Points] None:

Yeah im sure everyone talking about stash spots will work, why not just partner this with the guy asking how drugs are sent lol.


[-1 Points] footlockervip:

LE with a warrant means k9 unit means your drugs are found.


[-4 Points] NoIAmNotACop:

I don't think it is worth hiding it. The police seem to always find it anyway. They are really good at what they do.


[-5 Points] NelsonHaaHaaa:

Hank, is it you again? I told you not to mimic one of those methheads just to get confidential infos like where they hide their stash. Now everyone of them smells the fish and will search for a new hide-out for their durgs.

And NO...you are not allowed to ask next the DNM vendors what is their preffered way to stealth their orders.

Next time when you are in the HQ visit my office. We need to talk about acting inconspicuous in crime-related forums.

Regards, the chief