Basic Rule: Don't Trip

Enjoy the freedom and exploit the value of the globalization of the drug market by ordering intelligently. If you're scared, you shouldn't be eating at the big kids table. Every address has two lives, so by ordering small to medium amounts and infrequently doing so, you are relatively untouchable. Buying safe really is that easy. If it's a Sample, Stinky or Stamped (exception: India), don't order it International.

On Episode 26 of, "Border Security: America's Front Line" the Importation of Medications was discussed. A U.S. Customs and Border Control, NY/JFK International Mail Facility Officer stood beside six, full, large airmail bins. These were all from India, full of pills. It's an average, uneventful day and a nice tour of the facility.

"All of these carts, have some sort of controlled substances in them. You go online, or you go to some kind of black market to get your medications-- This is how they're sent in. A lot of times, it's mainly Personal Use stuff."

The narrator qualifies the statement:

"C.B.P. considers a three-month supply, personal use."

Okay, cool. Buy personal, get pacc. Thanks.

The Officer begins opening packages. The first has six boxes of fifty TOPDOL Tramadols. 300, 50mg C-IV Tramadol sliding through like butter. A second package: probably 500 Viagra. The third: probably 1200 Venlafaxine. 210 Dutasteride. It's unclear whether the contents are to be destroyed or continued along their way.

"We have thousands and thousands and thousands of these carts coming in every week. Some of these, will actually be seized. And some of them will be held for further investigation." [The tacit implication is that the vast majority of these packages will never even be X-Rayed].

All the opened packages were significantly larger than your run of the mill 200x Soma Pack or two hundred modas. Every day of the year American Customs and Mail pushes through your bullshit.

Realistically speaking, harm reduction begins in the home, but at least by living in a moderately sized city, mail volumes are so tremendous that these orders get pushed through because even if they caught you, they don't have the time to bang your fat American ass for at or under: 25g MDMA, 25 Marijuana seed, 100g Speed Paste, 5g Opiates. They just bin it and destroy it.

For every new address there are new dice to be rolled. Keep your orders small, and tumble your coins. But honestly kids, if you're ask yourself if you're high, you're high.

If you ordered but you think you're trippin, you're just trippin. Delays happen, but don't shy away from buying from reputable international vendors. Domestic is not the be all and end all. Ketamine, DMT, LSD escape the Netherlands every single fucking day.

Accept that German, Belgian, and Dutch Packages have much greater seizure risks. Always source your Cocaine, Methamphetamine and Opiates domestically. But read reviews and don't be afraid to FE on stupid bargains with reputable vendors.

Total Shitpost but I was watching that show and it reminded me of y'all. Your paccs will get here. But in the meantime, just chill and act as if


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[4 Points] None:

tl;dr?


[3 Points] RollsRoyceRICKY:

La Musica de Harry Fraud, reminds me of the producer lol


[4 Points] aunty_unicorn:

On Episode 26 of, "Border Security: America's Front Line"

OMG I fucking LOVE that show, it's essential viewing for any dnm customer imo. There's an Aussie version too and that one's great. There's always some poor drug mule that gets caught, the other week some woman shat herself but instead of getting cleaned up as offered by the officers she sat through an interview in a back room in a puddle of her own shit - claiming that she was in a hurry and didn't want to slow the process of getting out of there by having a shower. Now at this stage they didn't have an internal warrant and it could have been a god sent opportunity to shit out the rest of the stash and flush it. But she went for the screamingly obvious "I am a drug mule" tell.

And SURPRISE! it turned out that upon further investigation she had a metric ton of heroin up her vagina (or swallowed.)

But anyway the lesson was when smuggling drugs do try hard not to shit your pants if a customs officer looks at you, and if you do, absolutely go get cleaned up before sitting through an interview for an hour.


[3 Points] None:

No ones been convicted on block chain honestly


[2 Points] None:

Thank you for this OP. This game is insane, I can buy entire grams of extremely exotic hallucinogens at bulk, in prices that seem I got them from the labs themselves, as if I were buying in cotsco or some shit. It feels like cheating, we surely cannot be this lucky and get away with it? Nah, it really is too good to be true.

This is the motherfucking future, we reached the time line of back from the future, but instead of flying skateboards we've got drugs over the internet.


[1 Points] sirjonsnow1:

Is tumbling really important if you're just sending from localbitcoins to a electric wallet then to the market wallet? I heard it was important if you were withdrawing. Because you can use plausible deniability if the wallets on darknet don't have your name, you can just say you sold it to someone you met on the streets.


[1 Points] vrtitten:

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