I know this belongs in the paranoia section but no one has answered. I have a pack that seems to be stuck a mile from my house at the post office. If it has been compromised wouldnt the tracking say something about inspection or some shit? Why else would it just be sitting at the post office? Did someone drop it or take it by chance? Im a little nervous.
Probably the cops discussing strategy with the postal inspector on how to do the CD. Or you know...just regular USPS fuckery. Your package is probably being used as a door stop by the AC repair man.