Guys, I HAVE DONE IT!!

I have passed my final test at hitman school and I am officially now a hitman! All my hard work has paid off and I'm going to take what I have learned and put it to good use.

My final test consisted of me eliminating a target and making it look like a sewacide. I was scared at first because I didn't think I did a good enough job...but the police report just came in and it was ruled a sewacide by self inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

Time to celebrate!


Comments


[37 Points] RuffledFeathers411:

Can I pay for your first hit? It's going to be to off yourself.


[12 Points] Errl-Dabstien:

I hear Disney World is a popular place to go when you accomplish something.


[7 Points] IEat_IceCream:

I like how you said hitman school as if you had classes and got a GPA out of it.


[4 Points] None:

Sewacide is paneless


[1 Points] Mountain_Man_Jim:

I'd like to buy your services


[1 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

I was wondering where you've been looks like those exams were long and grueling.


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

The guys who graduated with honors from your class were the ones who "eliminated" your fellow classmates and you simply thought they had dropped out of school. "Look to your left, look to your right, one of them will drop out be killed by your fellow classmate for a class assignment."


[-1 Points] bloopeeriod:

suicide......boy did you ever butcher that word.