Tips on cleaning up my laptop

Hey guys,

Started getting deeper into Paulette Goddard's corpse and my dink is becoming more and more dirty. I have a cheap burner laptop coming my way, but up until now I've been using my personal one like a dumbass.

I found out about initializing TAILS from a harddrive after my dink was already soiled...so I decided might as well continue. Welp, I think it's time I switch to a burner laptop before I contract some sort of new freak STD that would mark me for labratory testing.

I have a lot of personal shit that I don't want to wipe off this laptop...but in the case the scientists ever come and abduct me, I want to be able to either 1) have my dink clean enough so that no traces of me fukking Goddard will ever show up and continue activities with my burner 2) continue using my blinged out dink for degenerate activities and have the burner laptop in its place as a dummy (so I'll be hiding my blinged out dink) or 3) just start using TAILS on my burner.

So in short, how do I clean up this personal laptop? Backup all my personal files and then wipe? Your recommendations?

Thanks in advance, Ravager of Goddard


Comments


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] StopWakingTheSheeple:

There is so much absolutely bumfuck retarded sounding slang in this post, someone please explain.


[1 Points] sapiophile:

wat


[1 Points] ivmaryjane:

Backup, DBAN at least 3 passes, reinstall windows.


[1 Points] pgp_help:

Take HDD out of laptop and nuke it from orbit (it's the only way to be sure?) - or incinerate it if you're out of nukes. Insert new HDD, job done.

It might be pricier than other solutions but it's pretty simple.

Oh next time pick an OS with full disk encryption. It makes destroying the data a LOT simpler.