DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
HumboldtFarms |
Product/s reviewed: |
Top-shelf 500mg CO2 vape cartridge-Fruity Pebbles (Indica) |
International?: |
No |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$45 |
Shipping cost : |
$7 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
I ordered it and they delivered it. |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
This stuff is top notch. Two hits has me baked. |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Odered on Sun a.m., shipped on Mon., Received on Thursday. JJ Fast. |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Prices could always be lower |
[X]+4 |
High Price, High Return. You get what you pay for. |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[X]+1 |
No Smell |
[X]+1 |
Multi - Mylar/non-porous container |
[X]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection - Like a fuckin magician |
[X]+1 |
Printed Label |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | 96% |
I haven't smoked bud on the regular since I was in my early 20's. I wanted to get something that was low profile and high quality. I settled on the cartridges because I already vape and I was worried about the smell (since I have a kid). I went back and forth trying to decide between one Top shelf cartridge or two standard ones. I still don't know if I made the right decision but I'm happy regardless. The stealth was excellent. No smell and even if the pack came open there's no way to tell what's inside. When I did get the pack open the smell finally came flooding out. The cartridge smelled amazing. It made my mouth start watering. I screwed the cartridge on a spare battery and took three big hits. It tasted wonderful. I wouldn't say it tasted like fruity pebbles but it did taste fruity. I definitely felt the inhale in my chest. It took a couple minutes to kick in and I started to think I wasted my money. Then... BAM!! It hits me. I was much higher than I meant to get. I was so high I started getting into my own head. Right about then a gas company worker knocks on the door to make sure we didn't have any leaks (They're digging in my yard). I opened the door and answered his questions as normal as I could (He knew. He smelled it. He was gonna call LE and I was gonna go to butt fucking prison). I felt the anxiety creeping up so I decided I should take a walk to come down a little bit. The walk along with a milkshake did the trick. I won't make that mistake again. A little goes a long way with this stuff. Speaking of little amounts those three hits and the several I've taken since have barely put a dent in the 1/2 gram of juice that comes in the cartridge. This thing should last me a while and that makes me happy. HumboldtFarms runs a smooth operation and their Top-shelf cartridges are extremely potent. I will be ordering from them again.
you made the right choice IMO. I love the fruity pebble vapes over the cheaper ones. the taste is just amazing.