[REVIEW] Goofyboots - 1x 200 mg Jolly Rancher Infused Emoji Gummies - Strain: Tangilope

General Information Details
Vendor requires FE? No
Price before shipping: $5
Shipping cost: $3 First Class
Vendor Name: Goofyboots
Marketplace: Alphabay
Products reviewed: "1x 200 mg Jolly Rancher Infused Emoji Gummies - Strain: Tangilope"
International Shipping? Yes/No
Pictures: http://sli.mg/a/BqbDiB
Customer Service Description
[x]+5 Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good - Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad - Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality Description
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing: Description
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value Description
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
OPSEC/Logistics Description
[x]+1 Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal
[ ]+2 Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal
[x]+1 Mylar and Visual Barrier
[ ]+1 Decoy Utilized
[x]+1 Proper NETSEC/PGP

TOTAL: CALCULATE-PERCENTAGE% 100 / 100%

Summary/Narrative: First off Goofyboots has amazing customer service and shipping times. This is my first time eating edibles so I sent him a message through alpha asking about the dosage. He responded within minutes thanking me for his business and discussing personal tolerance. I read on another review from the site that the 200mg listed is the weight of the gummy not thc %. I have heard horror stories about people getting too high from edibles so I wanted to make sure I had a good experience for my first time. Based on our conversations I decided to eat half right now and will eat the other half if needed in an hour. I will update with my experience later.

I can't believe how fast the pack arrived. I expected delays during the holidays especial for a first class package instead of priority. I ordered Friday and the gummy arrived by Monday afternoon. I love the medical packaging for the gummy. I know these would go for $20 in my area.

Thanks again /u/goofyboots_dnm2, I will definetly be doing business with you again.


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[1 Points] None:

I gave one of these to my parents to split. They have no tolerance. And they didnt feel a thing. Unfortunate.