Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[21 Points] zman3000:

george bush doesnt care about black people!


[11 Points] None:

Trappy Pandora is Kim dotcom.


[9 Points] None:

Oh god, this should be an interesting one this week...


[6 Points] Sinvictus_:

Abraxas elite are laughing straight to the bank in SwaziLand, joined by Donald Trump and Barack Obama.


[4 Points] WildWillyBoy:

Agora is part of/leading the DDOS on other sites. They got an early heads up or threat from the hacker group and agreed to participate in attack in order to save future business.


[4 Points] None:

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[4 Points] daleearnhardtt:

umbreon is 15. trappy is LE


[4 Points] None:

Quantik = Pope Francis?


[3 Points] octomarvel:

The mods are secretly planning on competing in the next Olympics as Jamaicas bob sled team.

=)


[1 Points] TheRealSwiss:

I did some research and had a hugeee breakthrough!


[1 Points] BakedPastaParty:

My tin foil is fresh, shiny and brand new; I am never one to speculate because I'm usually behind, catching up with the drama or my total lack of technical knowledge keeps me from even speculating on any aspect of behind the scenes drama. In this case, though, I have found just the right foil for my pea-sized brain in my gigantic head and have concocted the following theory;

Earlier today Alphabay had a slight 'hiccup' in their uptime. I am not exactly sure if it shows on DNstats, but I know for a fact that all of the onions went down for just a few minutes, then slowly but surely, all the links began slowly returning to normal loading speeds and everything was normal again. This downtime was nooooothing. Harmless little gap in service, not enough time for any unseen harm to be done. Surely this event will pass by without even a second thought from any user at any point ever again in their lives.

I don't know why, but for some reason I have this weird feeling that LE is closer than ever before, but there's no evidence for me to feel this way. Call it whatever you want, but my tin foil is telling me that some agency was imaging all of the AB servers, that's why there was such quick downtime that affected all the links at the same time, but then passed as if nothing happened without any explanation even necessary for such a trivial event. Maybe I'm just too paranoid from all the exit scams.... Who knows, I'm going to back to lurk in opiate reviews and meth rants