DRAMA QUEEN? ME? I'll be in my dressing room, dear

Why does everybody assume that I'm going to make some big drama and act like a diva whenever an American or Canadian meth vendors' recalculated purity result is published?

I'm not prone to drama, dear. I simply shed a little tear as I mourned for the last 7 years of midnight mornings in the lab, trying to shave a % a year off my meth's impurities.

The renaissance of the meth producers of North America took me by surprise, i'll admit. Meth can never be as pure as the heart which beats within the chest of it's maker.

I congratulate them for turning it around so quickly, tripling the average purity and moving from the bottom to the top of the international rankings. Once cutting of meth becomes established, its usually there for good. It takes noble men to all agree to stop cutting meth together, and stick to it

Canadian Forger's ice was, in fact, the only one I expected to be in the 90s.

I'm sorry to disappoint you all, but, as you will see, I just had a smoke and played a couple of tunes. There's a silver lining to every dark cloud:-

I can now simply BUY uncut meth for $60 a gram from any US darknet vendor, clean it up a little, then sell it for 5 times the price.

https://youtu.be/mNtnO5d7AgM

..in the meantime, I may as well use up the rest of this shite-which-passes-for-meth in my country

Drama Queen? Moi?

I don't have a dramatic bone in my body, dear....


Comments


[17 Points] potatogobbler69:

You don't sell anything.


[11 Points] heywood_yablomi:

I congratulate them for turning it around so quickly, tripling the average purity and moving from the bottom to the top of the international rankings.

They didn't turn anything around you dimwit. ECs reference solution had partially evaporated giving skewed results. You aren't special and neither is your meth. If your customers aren't stupid they'll buy the $60 grams from Canada and cut you out of the equation all together. Then you'll have to start giving hand jobs behind the UK equivalent of 7-11. Telling everyone how they're 101% pure tug jobs and that you use an exclusive lotion to keep your hands silky soft


[8 Points] 100x100ug:

Some people are more addicted to the drama of the darknet than the drugs themselves it seems.


[10 Points] mtspirate:

As a junky, and I mean I shoot a lot of dope; never thought I would say this to anybody else but: Dude, you need help. Meth has destroyed your brain.


[5 Points] None:

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[2 Points] LostSomewhereInSpace:

You should really put the pipe down for a little and get out of your meth fantasies really though if you think anyone actually gives a fuck either way. The world doesn't revolve around you.


[2 Points] DoubleHappiness_AB:

I am so glad that you exist.


[2 Points] LostSomewhereInSpace:

I don't think anyone is buying $300 grams of meth bro.


[2 Points] ThankYouBasedGodLilB:

Yeah well your kneecaps look like kfc buckets


[2 Points] PDX_bukkakanist:

The megalomania is strong with this one.....


[2 Points] alfabi:

There is difference in being dnm vendor vs irl dealer. You bbmc are not dnm vendor, not since Agora! Whoever sold some drugs irl could call himself a vendor and most of us did. What a mess would that become. So bbmc, you are not dnm vendor stop to act as such.


[1 Points] justdidcoke:

It seems liike my cocaine-flooded brain cannot understand your meth rant.

Are you saying that the meth results we saw are fake?


[1 Points] Danksalmon:

Go away you are not a Fucking method shaman


[1 Points] Lucyintehsky:

You dont sell shit.