So i have a few 100 packs laying around that are from top notch vendors they are probably a month or so old so i opened one up tried it nothing now these things were fire when i first had them. 2nd vendor dif 100 pack same thing is there a special way to store them or what?
Meant pressed sorry.
Yes, in all sorts of ways. They can join a gang of "Westside Story"-style street toughs, and walk everywhere clicking their fingers with bent knees going "Tssssss Ter-ter Tssssss Ter-ter, broken hip daddio" and jostling old ladies, causing them to drop their shopping bags before running away laughing and combing their greasy quiffs.
Seriously though, do you remember how both the sodium atoms and the chlorine atoms in table salt crystals are each surrounded by 6 others in the crystal lattice from school chemistry?
I won't bore you with the maths (or "math" if you're a sherman), but you can't store a xanax with tens, hundreds or thousands of others, or they have a lattice effect which makes them virtually useless after 6 weeks of sitting still They can only be in packs of a thousand while in transit after being posted because they are moving in vehicles most of the time, interupting the lattice effect.
Once you receive them, you MUST
A) separate them all out into either a long line, end-to-end on the floor or a shelf, with lines separated from each other by exactly 3 bar-lengths (+ or - half a bar's length - use a ruler) apart
OR
Store them in individual baggies of 6 tablets (so that each BAR is surrounded by or touching NO MORE THAN 5 NEIGHBORING BARS) ______________________.
EVERY 6 HOURS THAT A XANAX BAR IS STORED IN BULK, SURROUNDED BY IT'S NEIGHBOURS, IT LOSES 5% OF IT'S POTENCY
Thats the bad news. The good news is that when you do the maths and bring in the unique "bar" shape used only for xanax, it decays like Uranium rather than like compound interest, and THE DECAY IS RESTRICTED TO INDIVIDUAL BARS rather than all bars getting gradually weaker. So even after a year, there will be a few bars in each thousand which are still as good as the day they were pressed, surrounded by 997 or 998 completely bunk ones.
Why is xanax the only benzo which exhibits the "Lattice Decay" effect when stored in bulk bags"?
It's startlingly simple. "XANAX is a "pallindrome" like "RADAR" - only more so because even the individual letters are the same read forwards or backwards (Except the N, but if you put a pin through the middle of a capital N it is perfectly balanced and will spin around clockwise if you blow on it.) "N" was chosen for this unique property. You can spin capital cheese Ns on a cocktail stick in a garden party when its windy. Even X's exhibit zero lattice spin, and you can't spear the centre of a cheese O with a cocktail stick - there is no cheese in the middle.
This effect was discovered in the early 1930s Germany by Dr Albert Dippali, and the Nazi "swastika" is the only symbol to exhibit a stronger Dippali-dipole than a capital N (technicalled RE-discovered, because the swastika's magical properties were known by the ancient Arians, the lost white treckers of India).
What does this mean in practice?
The reversible dipalli dipole of the xanax molecule name is responsible for the melting feeling of being barred-out, and makes it effective at mg quantities - and thus CHEAP. But the patent holders at Pfizer discovered it dip in potency due to the Dipperly dipole lattice effect, and came up with it's bar shape and the first blister packs ever used to prevent xanax from ever suffering dipperly dipole dip, no matter how they are stacked. The packs are now named after the mathematician who invented them, Dr Michelle Blister, who received her Noble prize for explaining the Michelle / pfiezer dip dipperly dipole in 1982.
I always assumed that barbarians all knew this - the large profits you make are due to the extra work you have to do when storing bars end to end or in bags of 6 or less. If you have hundreds in bags, you need to take out the bad ones RIGHT NOW before laying the potent ones in lines. the golden rule is "NEVER HAVE 7 IN A BED" ie never allow 7 bars to be together without at least a 6" "Dippali gap"
Fortunately, good bars have a bitter taste, and decayed ones decay to "ANA" which has no taste (some say a chalky taste), and Xenon atoms - a noble gas with the symbol X in the periodic table.
When you open a bag of xanax, you are breathing in almost pure xenon gas, which is slightly radioactive like its natural cousin, Radon.
Its a good job I'm here, otherwise you barbarians would be STORING xanax in thousand bags, and customers would get half and half good and bunk ones. In prisons, xanax suppliers often have to hide their bars in radiators or mattresses, earn the title "Mr Badbar" and getting chibbed with a makeshift shank in the shower block.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCiaCz-dSs
LL Cool J wrote "I'm Mr Goodbar" and "Mamma said Knock You Out" in Folsom prison with the late Johnny "the slash" Cash, after a misunderstanding over xanax, getting barred-out together, and forming their unlikely songwriting partnership.
Cash shot a man in Reno over badly-stored xanax, but it didn't scan musically. Ladies Love Cool James suggested "just to watch him die" instead. 3 hits were spawned in that cramped cell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Ts4M3irWM
This is your heritage, man! Why are you learning it from an English Scientist?!!!
EDIT I know why, after reading the "xanax doesn't go bad" urban legend these fools are trying to trick you with, or actually BELIEVE. Who's word you gonna trust? These trailer trash, or the Simon Cowell of meth chemistry? Better clear the kitchen floor and put some coffee on. Its going to be a long night if you want to sell those "free" bars. Why do you think they always do that? IT'S TO COMPENSATE FOR THE SHIPPING DECAY. Jeez!