Recently, I have put in some orders with some vendors who use really superior stealth. And now, whenever I get my mail, I have to open every damn piece of pre-approved credit card spam and life insurance amendment, then sort through every page of it in hopes that someone might have stuffed some drugs in there.
It is taking too much of my time, and I get all excited when I see an envelope that turns out to be a real window-painting advertisement.
Buy from shitty vendors with zero stealth instead. I hear prison is nice this time of year