DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
LeftCoastLabs / AlphaBay |
Product/s reviewed: |
❄ ❄ ❄ 7 GRAMS OF PURE FISHSCALE COCAINE |
International?: |
No (from US, to US only) |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$399 |
Incentives for Review?: |
Offered a free g after review |
Shipping cost : |
$9 |
Customer Service: | |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[X]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[X]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (23 x4 for 92% ) |
inb4 new account, shill, etc etc. I didn't exchange many messages with this vendor, but he was always prompt in getting back to me. Marked shipped within twelve hours, at my door two business days later.
The coke adittedly wasn't the best that I've gotten off the markets, but it definitely felt clean and got the job done nicely. Yes, there's definitely better blow out there, but I thought this was very good quality at this price. Miles ahead of street (as is expected), so the resale value will be great. Planning on picking up some more soon to share the wealth; usually you've gotta buy at least a half o for a good enough deal to turn a decent profit
After blowing through all of it fairly steadily over the course of a week (couple lines to get me going in the morning, couple lines at work, etc etc), my nose is pretty not fucked up. Never got much of any sinus pain from it like I have from one or two other vendors. Numbing from rubbing a little excess on my gums wasn't as strong as I personally would like, and I was kind of surprised at how fluffy it looked when it was fully chopped (sorry, no pics of that). Not saying those are bad things, just stuff I noticed, make of it what you will.
Pics aren't the best, my phone takes shit close-ups and the macro lens attachment is a bitch to work with. Anyway:
As received, overweight by 0.33g:
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWRj
Bulk of the weight, no flash:
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWRG
Bulk of the weight, flash:
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWRg
Bulk of the weight, cut into (v shitty pic):
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWyO
The sliced off chunk (much less shitty pics):
$57/g for half decent coke? wat.
Is this a sale or something?