Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[5 Points] None:

Went to the Chicago Auto Show while under the influence of 2C-B (25-30mg).

I timed it perfectly to kick in when I arrived, and things really began to shift around nicely. I looked at cars, ate overpriced pizza, and talked to a girl in very tight white jeans at the Scion showcase.

I've done it before and I'd do it again! I'm not a car person, but seeing all the concepts, the new technology, demos, and cars that would take me 100 years and a lot of dick-sucking to pay for was just great!


[2 Points] None:

Tripped on ~40mg 2C-B yesterday, saw the laptop try to break physics laws and fly away from the table.


[2 Points] ireallymissSR1:

Been sober for a week now because Canada.


[2 Points] hrefchef:

Had me a chill legal high night last night. Over the past couple of months I've been really getting into LSA, and have been mainly trying different ways to injest it. Last night I held 6 seeds sublingually for half an hour (imagine holding a colony of dead ants, in texture and flavor, under your tongue for that long) and took 3g of Red Kratom. Just chilled with the IRC peeps and listened to some Sphongle.

Man was that a trip. I need to research this a little bit, but with my LSA experimentation I've found that this stuff really brings back memories vividly. I was picturing shit I hadn't remembered in years. The OEVs weren't present at all... But I'd close my eyes and see some kind of landscape. Like a garden, or a field with hundreds of stone pillars. It was the strangest, dreamy trip I've ever gone on.


[2 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

I reject your sobriety and in doing so I have made friends with my couch.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] TeslaBenzo:

Crashing from meth, IT all started falls over and goes into coma


[1 Points] anothersip:

Had a decent time. I cried in my girlfriend's arms last night after a week of living my blurry quest of a life. Drank a lot (like, a lot,) smoked some dank, and patiently awaited the weight of the world and my lack of professional accomplishments to inevitably hit me all at once. Not bad.


[1 Points] None:

JUST our weekends? Might be good, this has been a very long and interesting week lol but as for last night, me, the wifey and my best friend took a cap of borax Molly each and went to a trampoline park. We looked like fools being the oldest there and yet the most excited but the wife is an ex-gymnast and she still got dem moves so everyone was captivated when she was flipping into the pit. Came back to the place and smoked some hash topped bowls and took some more MAPB straight. Good ass times.


[1 Points] foodforthoughts1010:

HELL NO! I'm not gonna be sobering up on sunday! who does that! Dropping 375ug of lsd tonight!


[1 Points] None:

Beer


[1 Points] Adobes:

The GF and I decided to trip together when her grandparents went down to Alabama to go see some more redneck relatives.

Well, before this trip, we had tripped together on 150ug, which I now believe was actually around 50-70ug.

The reasoning for this is, I had bought the first trip tabs from a new vendor, and it was my first experience with acid. We both laughed all night, but that was pretty much it.

I ended up buying five tabs from a different, more reputable vendor. They were listed as the same dose as the first. We thought that the first tabs were not much of an experience, so we decided to take two of these new ones.

ignorance is bliss

Well, we were sitting upstairs waiting for my movie to get done torrenting and we decided to go ahead and drop our tabs. We get the couch all pillowed up with covers and all. 45 minutes later, we look at each other, and I am 99% sure there were no white left in our eyes. If you have ever seen some mega-dilated pupils, you will know what I mean. After looking at each other, I just mumble "uhhh, wanna go have sex downstairs?"

Before I could blink she was running roadrunner style down the spiral stairs attempting to strip herself in a fit of lysergic sexual tension. We had the craziest sex for about 2.5 hours straight. I also forgot to mention that she was sick, and on her period.

GROSS WARNING!

We got blood and snot EVERYWHERE! I didn't care, she didn't care, and we were absolutely tripping so god damn hard still. After we finished, we continued to peak. I don't exactly recall the entire situation, but somehow we connected as minds, and I was 100% we were the same person, and could sense each other's thoughts. She felt the same way. We looked at each other, and pretty much said nothing but "I know. I understand. We are one. These bodies are shells of the human form and our minds are all that matter."

For me, I got a feeling that humans will advance to this form one day, and I got to see what it will be like. She said that she felt that she had unlocked a part of her brain that was not present prior to this trip. Similar to the movie "Lucy". I just now realized that pun, and my high ass cannot stop laughing.

Fast forward to around 3AM. We are trying to chill and watch Vines, and all the sudden her phone dies. We charge it and it has a few voicemails. Her phone has this issue where it sometimes doesn't get voicemails until you restart it. Well, she had a month-old voicemail from her grandma saying something about to make sure the house is clean and she is on her way home. Well we thought this was from tonight, cue us flipping absolute shit attempting to clean an already-clean house for 4 hours while getting visually molested by fractals and getting mentally shunned by her 6 dogs.

During this crazy cleaning tantrum, I ended up flipping over the dryer because I thought it was sitting wrong, breaking three eggs because I wanted to play with some baby chickens, and unplugging the TV so it could sleep. She pretty much just knocked a lot of shit over and begged me to keep having sex with her so she could get out of a mind-loop. Attempting to get hard with a semi-truck size body load was the absolute worst thing. Couldn't do it, ended up getting a 45 minute flaccid blowjob.

We started to come down around 8AM and I thought we would be able to sleep after a couple bong rips. Again, ignorance is bliss. If you didn't know, weed normally potentiates/reactivates the effects of acid/most psychs. Here we go again. This creates a horrible thought loop for both of us and me trying to get outside to get some fresh air. I was 900% convinced that we had used up all of the available air in the house by having so much sex. I went outside after it had rained and rolled around on the wet pavement. Felt great until I realized what I was doing and went back inside for a comedown shower.

Took a half-ass shower and proceeded to stay up for another 24 hours taking care of her and trying to not go crazy by thinking to hard about my own mind. We both cried a lot because she was sick and it made me hurt so bad that the only person in the world that mattered to me was in pain and there was nothing I could do about it. I gave her half of one of my 3.5mg xan bars, and she went to sleep.

Finally. I could sleep. I closed my eyes for a second only to wake up 20 minutes later hearing her crying and screaming for me to wake up. I am a HEAVY sleeper, no matter how long it's been since I had some rest.

Her grandma called her and said she was coming home in a few hours. I told her I would watch over her while she slept, and I felt like I betrayed her. She answered the phone while on a horrible sick comedown and could barely handle it, but still passed it off good. I woke up and cried harder than ever before because since we had connected so well during the trip, I felt like I had betrayed myself. I finally stopped and made her a bowl of soup. She said it looked gross and I agreed. I tried to give it to the dogs and they didn't want it. It translated to me that the soup was bad/poison so I just threw the bowl into the woods.

Her grandma got home, saw how clean the house was (I fixed all of our acid delusion results while she was trying to go to sleep while listening to music) and said thank you and went to bed because she got sick in Alabama. Her grandpa goes onto the porch to smoke a joint and I nearly puke. The thought of weed made me physically sick. (Don't worry, I'm good now. In fact, I'm stoner-iffic!)

I ended up giving her the other half bar and she went to sleep for a few hours at a time and kept waking up and letting me hold her until she could go back to sleep. Yes, I stayed up for probably 2-3 days straight making sure that she could recover properly while I suffered harder than ever.

It was literal hell, but as long as she was okay, I was completely fine with it.

Acid is something that I respect more than anything, but strongly fear.

Heed my warning:

If you are going to coke-style fuck your sick period girlfriend, put some god damn towels down.


[0 Points] None:

Nope.