Today before I open my mail I thought fuck it today's the last, gonna ask for refund for an international package which was few weeks late.
Saw the stupid postman left (he ever put my package into another mailbox), I raced to open the mail, BOOM saw a brown package so excited, YEA, presumably from the vendor. Actually had another super small order from another vendor but never seems to arrive.
So there were 2 more letters in the mail underneath the brown package, AND WTF ONE FROM POLICE (WITH A BIG POLICE SYMBOL) AND ANOTHER FROM CUSTOM AUTHORITY, WAS QUITE SURE I WAS FUCKED, I looked around sure enough nobody was there (those LE dogs). I RIPPED THE FUCKING POLICE AND CUSTOM LETTERS OPEN ON THE SPOT, MY HANDS TREMBLED LIKE MAD ALMOST TORE IT INTO 2 (I MEAN FOR A MOMENT COULDN'T EVEN HOLD THE LETTER STRAIGHT), AND THOUGHT ITS RELATED TO DRUG OFFENCE IS IT JAIL TIME.
BUT FUCK!
One is to congratulate me on my clean driving record WTF YOU KIDDING ME, and the other is for renewal of an ID. Fucking PHEW~
The last thing was I ripped my order package open and wow, vendor threw in EXTRA for me! O-MY-FUCKING-GOD-YOU-MADE-MY-DAY.
MY MOOD WENT FROM -9 (was sure my package never arrive) to +9 (not 10 cus there is another small sample order which never came, I couldn't give a fuck care bit for now)
Sure it was a helluva ride and my heart skipped a few.
I just chewed off all my fingernails reading this!!! Edit: because I have a bad tendancy to bite my nails.