So today the police delivered my package.

This happened a few weeks ago but thought it was a tale worth telling. Placed an order then took the day off work to wait in for it, got to about 2pm and still nothing (mail usually here before 11) so was getting a little paranoid. Anyway gets to about 3:30pm and i go to the kitchen to make myself some food, after about 20 mins in the kitchen i hear the door bell, now at this point I'm shitting it because i'm not expecting any guests and know my package isn't a signed for type one. Get to the door and there's a male and female police officer standing and one of them is holding my mail. My heart sinks, literally thinking that my life is over and never going to get a job etc etc. Anyway i kind of keep it together and say "hello officers" and then the woman says really friendly "hi how are you doing today? mind if we come in?" kind freaked out i agree to let them in, then the male officer hands me my letters and says that it was lying on the floor (we don't have a mailbox so the postman usually just leaves the letters in front of the door). I take it, confused as hell and then the police come in to my living room and give me an update about catching the guy who tried to break into my garage a couple of weeks ago. After which time i decided that this will be my first and last order from the DNM's haha and really put things into perspective for me.

TL/DR police officer was just being a nice guy and collected my mail for me not knowing that an ounce of weed was inside the letter.


Comments


[328 Points] aboutthednm:

based police making sure your drugs get delivered on time and ensuring your garage grow-op is not disturbed.


[173 Points] bodevelho:

getting your drugs from the postman is already fucked.. but getting them from the police :D that's thuglife


[122 Points] None:

The proper action is to yell "Am I being detained???" and then slam the door in their face.


[67 Points] None:

guaranteed someone is going to give you shit for talking to a cop without talking to your lawyer first


[29 Points] None:

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[28 Points] DiethylamideProphet:

2015

When a paragraph is a wall of text.


[25 Points] SlappySpanBank:

seems legit.


[15 Points] DexOyama:

the question is what vendor did you use that had stealth so good the police could deliver your shit and not think about it because i need to use that vendor now.


[13 Points] Theeconomist1:

Oh damn!!! LOL. I guess luckily you didn't bust out you gun and get into a stand off with them. It'd have been kinda pointless. Police woulda said "I don't know what the fuck, we were just going to tell him about catching the burglar and he starts shooting at us."


[9 Points] None:

or buy a mailbox


[6 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

You'll be back. That was a 1 in a thousand chance. Drugs in the mail is too easy to give up after one faux-CD haha.


[4 Points] CDRCRDS:

Lmao Imagine you had fresh bodies buried underneath the floor like in the tell tale heart.


[5 Points] Remtrex:

Well if this officer uses reddit and ever stumbled upon this post, he would then know that there was weed in the package he handed you....


[2 Points] dnmtosser:

A+

Would read again.


[3 Points] karachay:

damn op the worst thing that happen to me was my neighbor i used to babysit for gave me a letter with 25 tabs of WoW in it, wind blew it out of the mailbox into her yard.


[2 Points] usermayne9:

Wait, what? So just because the police we already had business with you (investigating a theif that was in your garage in the past) and decided to be nice and grab ur mail for you , you somehow gained perspective on DNM ? You'll be back in a month tops realizing how paranoid and scared you were/are


[2 Points] treeefiddey:

The mail box at one of my drops was once blocked by a police officer with a speed trap set up. I knew a pack had just landed. I was like, WTF!?!?!?! He'd loved to have known there was a big catch less than 10 feet from the end of his radar gun.


[1 Points] AsUcanseebythisgraph:

no "am i being detained"/10

still not enough water fam.


[1 Points] Idonu:

Wait, hold up a second....an Oz of weed and the police officer didn't even think about whether the letter was bulky or not? Hell, was the letter even bulky? /u/throwingthisawayman1 . When I get my 1G mdma crushed crystals, I can still feel the dam thing if they use first class mail.


[1 Points] None:

omg am i laughing so hard right now, literally out loud, was so nervous for you too


[1 Points] TripAddict:

This is great.


[1 Points] None:

Well you Were not doing anything wrong! The universe was on your side!


[1 Points] earthmoonsun:

Did your package have postage? The officer might have a side job and decided to deliver it personally to safe money


[1 Points] notrecane:

This is total horseshit. You can always tell this bullshitting guy because his fantasy stories always have quotes like.

"hey mr officer"

Officer: "you've been a naughty boy"

"yes I know... teeheehee"

Anyway he might adjust his tactics now, making this obvious BS harder to spot but fuck it, had to call him out. Get a life son ;)


[1 Points] DrinkMoreCodeMore:

You should not have even answered the door and then you went full retard when you agreed to let them come inside.


[1 Points] MoXyMANE:

bet it would have been real suspocious if you didnt let them inside and acted all shady. now thats an adult situation right there. sounds awful


[1 Points] stopresisting9000:

Unbelievable. Merry Christmas motherfucker.

Leaving work/school or whatever early to wait around to pick up is a pain. People do that kind of stuff when they live with parents or roommates or something which I assume is your situation. Buy a PO box if you ever plan on ordering again. Mine was like $20 for 3 months, I get a 24/7 lobby and a place for bigger packages should I need it. Not only that but I get tons of spam mail from all over the world sent to it every day from the previous owners of the box. Which is nice for obvious reasons.


[-3 Points] dndude:

The appropriate response to that situation is "Sure officer.....Do you have a warrant?"

I'm glad this turned out Ok....but seriously don't let the police in your house.


[-3 Points] None:

stupid fucking pig


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