Give a Little Love for Vendor_BBMC (Video)

The best part of 5 days of chemistry is when it's over. I take the just-dried shards in a bowl to my room, sit cross-legged on my bed, put a song on youtube then do my quality control.

If you want to live vicariously and be me for 9 minutes, check this out:- the first POV meth smoking video. On Thursday I melted about 30mg of BBMC "Black magic" in a clean meth pipe, then smoked it to see what impurities were left on the glass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEZc7wcfkA

That's a lot of uncut meth to smoke in 8 minutes. You'll see inside the pipe close up, witness my expert lighter technique, and see how very pure crystal meth "moves in a mysterious way", like springwater running uphill.

See the almost-invisible vapor coming from the doughnut-shaped puddle of melted meth. Even if you've got no desire for smokeable amphetamines, its intrinsically pretty. If you're an experienced smoker, this is probably the first time you've seen the "crackback" on Britmeth (when it cools and "cracks back" to a solid - it makes a crackling sound if smoked off foil). It's a sight to behold...

Uncut meth forms a spreading, feathered "birds wing" pattern that's quite beautiful to watch in real-time. Its one continuous take, no FX, while I listened to "Give a Little Love" by johnny Osbourne. By the time its dub version by "scientist" starts and you see me for the first time 5 minutes in, I was completely off my mash.

Even with no FX, it gets a little trippy at this point because I slow it right down. By luck rather than judgement I smoked the bowl clean just as the track finished. You see me hold the pipe bowl up to the light, then exhale a big cloud towards the ceiling.

Its the closest to smoking crystal meth you can legally get.

Welcome to my world.


Comments


[44 Points] None:

You're fucking weird and it's awesome. You should write a book or something cause I won't be trying meth anytime soon.


[18 Points] kirkkommander:

Yay drug induced delusions of grandeur!


[15 Points] throwaway8089078:

If you want to live vicariously and be me for 9 minutes, check this out

You'll see inside the pipe close up, witness my expert lighter technique

you see me for the first time 5 minutes in, I was completely off my mash.

You see me hold the pipe bowl up to the light, then exhale a big cloud towards the ceiling.

Its the closest to smoking crystal meth you can legally get.

Welcome to my world.

Wow. Pretty self-aggrandizing write-up for a video of you smoking meth, don't you think?

At the end you should have rolled the credits:

"Written, directed, and produced by Vendor_BBMC. Lighting, crew and set design by Vendor_BBMC. Music hand-selected, approved and inspired by the life of Vendor_BBMC."

"A Redbook Joint."


[8 Points] boofk:

I'm a dope fiend not a meth head but that was sexy as fuck.


[5 Points] extremelyevolvedfish:

next I need to waste time watching some h vendor shoot up heroin before I'm completely satisfied with my darknet experience.


[5 Points] None:

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[6 Points] Moridakkubokka:

You are priceless.


[5 Points] None:

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[5 Points] watchyourface:

What makes Black Magic different from other high quality product?


[5 Points] JESUSgotNAIL3D:

How pathetic. You put reggae to this bullshit?


[4 Points] MDMangel:

Where is u/Hank_Vendor? He'll give you the love you deserve.


[3 Points] thr0wawaay2:

Thanks for writing a description for those of us who only read the net!


[6 Points] sobulbous:

This video might go viral.


[3 Points] CIAshill18081990:

Scientist rules


[5 Points] sillysally11:

Something about this video made my stomach turn.


[2 Points] barbthr0away:

https://youtu.be/oZEZc7wcfkA?t=479

is that a giant abscess on your lip we see for a half second?

just wondering if im genuinely grossed out or not :P


[6 Points] JorDanisREAL:

Why would you want to smoke Meth tho?


[3 Points] procowtipper:

Totally going to watch this video next time I'm tripping on acid. That song is too lit.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

Are you planning any followups? I subscribed, though I'm not certain if that will serve of any actual purpose.


[4 Points] Hank_Vendor:

haha yeah boy.

im painfully hungover so watching it just now made me throw up a little bit in my mouth, rather than give me a boner this time.

but that tune in just awesome


[3 Points] None:

Uploading a video of your burning meth you just synthesized onto youtube and then linking it on reddit seems a little silly no? Or am I just being over paranoid here..


[3 Points] pawns4mons:

BBMC is who I wanna be when I grow up!

You are a legend. I will tell my grand children stories of these times. Your a free market pioneer in the commonwealth, God Bless BBMC he is doin the Lord's work yes he is


[2 Points] octomarvel:

Dude, get a sweet puff pipe already. The hole on that pipe looks exactly what I would expect the queens asshole to look like....small n shiny.

What kinda rocks you gonna drop thru a pipe with a hole that looks like it has an intact hymen?

seriously though, just buy a sweet puff bruh. It's industry standard and tbh your current pipe is just one level up from using light bulbs n straws/plastic pen parts


[2 Points] frunobulaxpoodle:

That Johnny Osbourne song is dope, though. Rewind selecta...


[2 Points] itsbooming:

Thank you BBMC. Will consider smoking meth now.


[1 Points] jtemps92:

Dude that's trippy as fuck and I haven't even taken anything tonight haha

PS. Accy Stanley? That's the last thing I expected to see! Haha


[1 Points] deathrose18:

God watched that twice has my mouth watering


[1 Points] adaptations_:

BBMC,

I seem to recall a recent post of yours describing a purification process.

If I go back and find it, is all the information there for someone to pull off such a procedure on their own?


[1 Points] None:

Nothing like tasting the fine fruits of your own labor. No matter what.

But, especially what you've got there. That's hardly easy lol


[1 Points] TheSwolestBro:

What's that lamp you have next to your laptop? Looks like flames.


[1 Points] rabbit_hole_diver:

im not a meth guy at all but that shit looked like it was very high quality and clean.


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

hey why can't I help with quality control... I always volunteer for that


[1 Points] None:

I like this


[1 Points] sillysally11:

Was that a drawing on the wall? Boysey? Couldn't make it out, almost looked like a children's drawing or something.


[1 Points] dnmarsehole:

already jerked it twice to this


[1 Points] MrSirDudeGuy420:

Awesome video man, that crackback is definitely beautiful. Fuck the haters. if I ever order dope again, I'll hit you up!


[1 Points] pluralofmongeeses:

I almost felt dirty after watching this ... as if I'd been in a creepy basement or something. I'm just not cut out for the meth.


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