So I've read before that southpole LSD has been underdosing LSD tabs but honestly this time was just RIDICULOUS. I don't really care i mean it cost me like $30 but I believe it is my civil duty to try and purify the dark market as much as possible. So here is the truth of my LSD "trip"
I bought some lsd, 5 tabs about 2 months ago on the Nucleus market, each 115ug. Now I'll be honest, I havent done LSD much, in fact, i've only done it once before this, and this was just ridiculous, at least if it wasn't ridiculous I am truly inexperienced and have no fucking clue what I'm talking about. Let me tell you of my experience
I live with some friends and they were out of town so i thought "Great might as well take em". I took one tab to start with.. cool this should be interesting... I'm sitting on my couch like hell the freakbuttsyeah Im about to fucking have a blast with just me and my puppy, right? WRONG. 45 mins later, NOTHING. So i'm thinking, damn maybe im just fucking beastinator with a high ass tolerance so maybe i need a lil more... So I took another 115ug tab... 30 mins later... BOOM then it all happened. Out of nowhere it hit me like a fucking brick. The trip was so fucking...so fucking.... not there.
okay cool, I'm even more of a tolerance beast than i thought, which is weird because i'm an average weight fellow for my height. So then I said FUCK IT and I took the last 3 hits at the same time. So mind you I just added a total of 345ug while already in my "230ug trip".
Guess the fuck what.... Mild visuals, I was watching an Osho video. Fuck you if you don't like eastern philosophy, I do so fuck you, yeah. My puppy looked like she was a little crosseyed, for a second I thought she had down syndrome or some shit, but whatever, I'm not really tripping, I just feel a little... odd.. Again, I'm an LSD novice so maybe this is normal, and I'm just always in a constant state of tripping(life is pretty trippy for me, and I'm only actually on drugs about 3 days out of the month) but this was barely anything.. AM I AN ENLIGHTENED BEING, OR DOES YOUR LSD JUST SUCK MONKEY TITTIES?
After taking 5 hits of Southpole LSD's 115ug tabs withing 2 hours time an osho video I was watching felt mildly morphed(if i tried his face got kinda wavy) and my dog, who ate my mexican food while i was upstairs waiting for this trip looked like a downy for like 10 minutes, maybe just because i was pissed off, i mean come on i was saving that food for later.. but the point was, if this is what lsd is supposed to feel like it fucking sucked sweaty artichoke nutsacks
so please SouthpoleLSD, as stupid as this post may sound, I am no dummy, and even though you offer "extra hits" on nucleus for good reddit reviews, you may wanna give me a -1 because this trip of 5 of your tabs was totally penisballs.
Do I have proof, maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck you. How Am i supposed to even provide that proof. All I am is an honest guy who is going to start posting honest reviews about vendors because if we, as a team of consumers and vendors are going to work together to create a marketplace that are not governed by laws, we need to do it right. So therefor, i personally conclude, fuck you southpolelsd until you start actually dosing your tabs as advertised. I'm all for second chances, but you need to prove yourself loyal. Peace.
I couldn't read your warning because you talk like one of the /r/barbarians and they all give me headaches.