I try not to post on reddit and keep to myself, but i made a throwaway just to write this review. I have had history with some vendors, where I was happy with their product or service..but nothing that I would take the time to post about it. I just want to start out letting you know that I have probably went through a little shy of 10 vendors from small ones, and alot of the bigger guys (cannaXpress, budcentral, etc..)
I have been getting the same problem constantly. Usually its good quality, but horrible manicure and almost always horrible nute burn. (yellowing tips, zero smell) always advertised like AAAAA+++ top shelf..
There is a lack of good review threads for cannabis, other than GLL reviews..also an abundance of " i got ripped off, late shipper, etc" so I figured I could spare some the money and aggravation I had finding the right vendor.
Also feel free to ask me any questions or discuss any vendor that stands out in some way, good or bad...I feel like this is good for the market in general, and reduces scammers.
Green Leaf Labs- Shipping is incredible, I've received delivery 2 days after ordering sometimes. Communication is incredible, GLL always answers me. When I have a special request, my directions are always followed to a T. I've noticed GLL switched to a thicker mylar, now its the standard thickness most vendors use. Always extra vac sealer bags. Just great service all the way around. To me that's what separates GLL from other vendors, who take forever to ship and promise same day processing. I like that if I need to give important instructions, GLL will get my message.
EACH BATCH OF STRAINS WILL BE ADDED TO REPLY, SO MOST RECENT REVIEWS WILL BE AT BOTTOM Reviewed : Pineapple Express (x2), Jack Frost, Platinum OG Kush, Berry OG Kush Coming Soon : Blue Diesel Crumble (Wax/BHO)
Pineapple Express (220/oz)
I didn't expect this one to be top shelf because he has it listed as AA, but this was some sugary shit. Totally frosted, light green..perfectly cured. I noticed the two strains I got didn't have as much hairs as I was used to. Much better bag appeal than I would expect from picture. It definitely blew away anything I got from cannxpress or budcentral, both had way too generous high res photos, where GLLs product is better than his pictures...overall really sexy nugs..the taste is unbelievably strong distinct pineapple/sugary tropical fruit flavor..I was really taken back..definitely the best quality i've received on dnm so far. I have to give it a 5/5..Not saying this is best bud on dnm, but for me its the best I've had and also very inexpensive. 200/ oz is a great value. people would beg to give you $60 an 8th for this by me
Jack Frost (220/oz)
I really enjoyed this one. Reeks of berry and smoke is really sweet on the exhale. Perfect trim, really rich green with a little purple, large buds. I like it slightly more than the pineapple, just because I need my indica more than I need sativa, awesome for chronic pain..a little heavy, but doesn't knock me out but then again I eat deca dose cheeba chews weekly (if that gives you an idea on tolerance). This one has a little more bag appeal nugs are very uniform and perfect looking. Trichomes looked really cloudy under 60x magnification, just starting to show amber looks like it was pulled, dried, and manicured with care.
Pineapple Express (200/oz)
Appearance: When I purchased this one, it was the only strain left, GLL must have been restocking. This PE looked more of an indica dom phenotype, the nugs were huge much bigger and more dense than the previous batch..also, much more of an earthy skunk than the sweet pineapple smell of previous. I had two separate bags, one was covered in long red hairs with a great calyx/leaf ratio. The other was very dense as well, but very little hairs. The trim was a small step down from the perfect manicure I previously received. Overall, this was high quality greenhouse..definitely a good smoke and my friends all seemed to be very pleased.
Effect:Still had that one-of-a-kind pineapple express visual trippy scope on the effect scale, but I personally noticed a nice body euphoria which is great for being active outdoors. That indica comfort feeling is a nice bonus. I am not sure if it was because I went for AA grade instead of the usual AAA, but this phenotype didn't have the cerebral intensity.
Overall this was a solid buy for me, not as exciting as the AAA, but definitely stands up to 250/oz hydro I've gotten elsewhere.
Feel free to comment on any vendor, please keep it cannabis related. I will also be reviewing all vendors I have every ordered from in brief detail when I have time.
Edit: I also wanted to note that GLL says processing time can take up to 3 days...most vendors do take 3 days, but they say they ship daily..in my experience atleast. Getting mine processed in a few hours was confidence booster for me, just an honesty factor. Thought that deserves a mention I think more vendors need to be realistic about processing
Also, I will not be posting pictures, I haven't found a safe way without using clearnet..If you really want to see one send me a pm and id send a self destructing ...just check his listings his pics are really accurate https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2761dt/discouraging_the_usage_of_imgur_and_what/
Does he have free shipping? Cuz I know he does offer shipping for $7 but don't know if that's faster shipping or his standard. Thanks!