[Vendor Review] Review of TwistyTheClown - 1 Gram of Crystal Meth

Details
Vendor: [TwistyTheClown]
Market: [Evolution]
Product: [1 Gram of Crystal Meth]
Shipped from: [United States]
Shipped to: [United States]
Required FE: [YES]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
Decoy: [YES]
Handwriting: [NO - Typed-out address labels]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10 --- I made my order and Twisty marked it as shipped a few hours later with a message saying he just marked it as shipped so I could FE, and it will be shipped out the following day. 4 days after it shipped it didn't come in, so I messaged Twisty just to make sure everything was ok with my order (probably a bit over paranoid lol). He messaged me back very quickly (a couple hours later) and said it will be delivered the next business day, and it was. It was supposed to be delivered on Saturday, but it was running a day late. With no Sunday delivery, it was delivered today (Monday) as Twisty said.
Stealth: [10] / 10 --- Awesome stealth. I'm not going to reveal his method here, but I assure you it is good stealth.
Shipping time: [9.9] / 10 --- I ordered with domestic Priority Mail. It came one day late, but Twisty made up for it. After I messaged Twisty about my package being a day late, he offered to send me an additional gram for free to make up for the slowness. Basically, he doubled my order just for being one day late! I of course accepted the free gram (who turns down free drugs? lol). The additional free gram should have just shipped out today, so I'm waiting for that to come in. (Side note: I made this order the day before he had his 24 hour double sale, so maybe that is the reason he doubled my order for being only one day late?)
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10 --- Package looked like a normal every day Priority Mail large envelope. Address and return address were both on typed-out/computer-printed labels.
Weight: [10] / 10 --- Weighed it out and it was a tiny bit over at 1.083 grams.
Quality: [10] / 10 --- Amazing quality, no complaints there. Awesome meth. It came in a baggie with some big shards, some smaller shards, and a tiny bit of crushed up shards.
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10 --- Best vendor I've ever used on any dark-net market, hands down. I can't think of any other vendor who would double an order for the shipping being only one day late. Just awesome customer service right there.
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [99.9] / 100

Hopefully Twisty sticks around and keeps selling, easily the best vendor I've experienced.

To anyone worried about his FE policy, I can assure you Twisty is legit. If you have any issues with your order he will go above and beyond to make sure you're happy, I obviously know from experience.


Comments


[6 Points] thatguy1998:

Was it blue


[2 Points] 6FatDutchmen:

Ahem. Do you still assure us the Twisty is legit?


[-1 Points] We_Are_Never_Safe:

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