Who comes up with these market names?

LEO market

(((zion)))

Darknet Heroes League (sounds like a MMORPG for kids)

atari marketplace


Comments


[7 Points] shootspoops:

I nominate "The Rainbow Connection" with Kermit the Frog as their mascot. Who could hate on that?


[8 Points] skankhunt92:

Why the antisemetic ((())) ??


[4 Points] FCD_1010:

Still waiting for Sealand as a name


[1 Points] BananasAndBlowMe:

Notice how all the biggest DNMs have all started with an "A?"

People just go for the ones at the beginning of the list, just like you're looking for a plumber in the yellow pages.

I would think Zion would have the worst shot at catching custies.


[1 Points] DooshNozzzle:

alright then, what would you call a market if you made one?


[1 Points] shootspoops:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awhyiBv-oQc


[1 Points] Coolbreazzz:

Call it "speakeasy" what they called bars back in the prohibition days....


[0 Points] None:

Attention whores


[0 Points] abu7:

Time to move on to 'B' and the next one should be called simply 'Blackmarket'.

Future site developers may contact me for any branding or marketing support they might need setting up a new market.


[0 Points] skankhunt92:

HYDRA


[0 Points] ronpauls_dragrace:

Oy vey


[-1 Points] Polygon_Windows:

'House of Lions'

they all sound like they've been named by a bunch of children