What's going on ddos attackers? Why you gotta do me like this?

:_( I need my drugs. Why you guys gotta do this? Is it because you have small dicks? Not getting laid? Is the frustration of being closeted homosexuals getting to you? Were you molested as a child? It's all okay. If it's the tiny dicks, it's alright. Some women don't mind it. If you're not getting laid, you can hire prostitutes. If you're secretly gay, that's okay too. It's 2015 and not a big deal anymore. If your uncle molested you then I'm sorry. It really helps to talk about it. I'm sure talking to a therapist would benefit you guys. Whatever your reasons are for the ddos attacks, it doesn't help to take it out on innocent people who have done you no harm. We just want to get our drugs safely. I implore you to please stop the attacks.


Comments


[12 Points] helloooooooowowowo:

Tor summer of code project already solved this problem, you can now run multiple backend load servers for a single onion, problem is most admins too incompetent to use it.


[2 Points] obfsproxied:

It's all about the coins dude! DDOSers want coin, Admins want coin, Scammers want coin, Vendors was coin and protection, and lowest on the food chain are the Buyers.


[5 Points] CocaineNose:

do people still think Abraxas is getting ddosd? lol sorry mate it's gone. Join outlaw or EIC


[1 Points] ankarakna:

scammers wanna get all the coins before they get caught by the feds


[0 Points] NOT__LE:

Alphabay DDOS'd themselves to make it look like they didn't DDOS the other markets. Clever bastards.


[0 Points] TingsFallApart:

This is not nearly as funny as you think it is.


[-3 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

ALPHABAY IS BACK UP

Thanks for the concern though. We apologize for the downtime.


[-7 Points] None:

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