Has anyone ever picked a vendor based on the numerical score some stranger gave them on the internet? No? Then I'm not going to use the scale. It's meaningless and I'm just too high to be bothered with that shit right now.
TL;DR: GreenLeafLabs is legit as shit. OP writes wayyyy too much when he gets baked.
Shipping: I ordered three items with Green Leaf Labs. He confirmed the order almost immediately after I purchased the first item (the ounce of trim), and thanks to a delay caused by me being 93 cents short for the rest, he didn't get the whole order together and didn't realize I meant to combine shipping. I included a note with the second part of the order and even though the first half had already shipped he sent the second at no cost with absolutely no hassle.
The items did process for a day or two before shipping, but if you look at the amount of feedback that gets added every day it's easy to see why. It states very clearly that this will be the case in his vendor profile, so I can't complain about the time at all. The trim arrived 24 hours after it was marked shipped, so he may actually be shipping faster than he marks it, too.
Stealth: Just fine. The outside of his box is as inconspicuous as it could possibly be and he even put an extra touch to the packaging that added to its outward legitimacy. It could have used a piece of tape on one end, though. Internal stealth passes on all the usual criteria.
THE PRODUCTS
Holy shit. I've dealt with a number of great vendors over the darknet, but this is all the best product I've gotten so far. Everything I ordered surpassed my expectations.
2g Blue Diesel crumble - $75 AND 1g Fire OG crumble - $48
Fire OG - http://i.imgur.com/EBhhc4e.jpg
Fire OG weighed -- http://i.imgur.com/Iz5SnoA.jpg
Blue Diesel -- http://i.imgur.com/2i9UVlB.jpg
Blue Diesel weighed -- http://i.imgur.com/blsSQlg.jpg
I'll review these together since I have only had them a day and they're pretty similar. I've ordered from a lot of concentrate vendors, and this is far and away the best quality I've gotten. It's also better than the vast majority of dispensary products I've tried.
These smell like pineapples that actually grow on pine trees. As soon as I got to the parchment the smell was intoxicating. The Fire OG smells fruitier and the BD smells skunkier, but they are both absolutely incredible smelling. I'm pretty much huffing my crumble at this point because it smells so good and I can't stop picking it up to smell it.
The pictures are what the crumble looks like after sitting out on a humid 90 degree day after being delivered during a long stretch of the same. It didn't melt at all and it's VERY crumbly. Like, to the point where it's a real challenge to get it to stick to the dabber without accidentally crushing it into powder.
They are both blond in color, particularly the Fire OG, which is more cream colored than yellow or brown. Honestly I've never seen anything like it -- it's beautiful.
They are both extremely potent and taste 100% clean. I sprinkled some of the powder from a chunk of BD in a joint and it burned perfectly.
Both arrived overweight, as pictured.
THE TRIM -- 1oz for $36
Its true color is somewhere in the middle. Hard to capture.
Make fun all you want, but I'm as excited about this trim as anything else I got. I got it a couple days before the rest, and in that time I've found that it was exactly what I was after.
First of all, yes, I bought this intending to smoke it. And to answer that question, yes, it is perfectly smokeable.
Other questions:
--Does it taste a little like dirt?
- Sure, I can see that.
--Is the color appealing?
- No, not particularly.
--Is it bricked to shit when you open it?
- Yup.
--Stems? Seeds?
- Yes, though not to a level that it's an issue.
--So, I'm planning on ordering this with the expectation that it will be every bit as good as the top shelf bud that sells for literally ten times more. Good plan, right?
- Shockingly, no. Look, this shit is sold as trim/mulch. It's $36/oz -- cheaper if you buy more. It's a mix of dark green and brown bits with some stems and leaves poking out. Still, it shimmers in the sunlight and stashing the bag in my garage stunk the place up for the rest of the night. It's not as potent as a lot of what's out there, but that's what I wanted. I live on a river (oh no, my opsec!) and this is the best for rolling up a couple joints and playing with the dogs or having a cup of coffee without getting too blasted.
The taste is totally passable and this is mild enough that you can enjoy it anytime while still being strong enough that you'd want to.
My experience with GLL was probably among the best I've had on the DNM so far. Everything I got was generously overweight and far surpassed the quality you'll find elsewhere for the same price.
Also just worth pointing out that he is on Agora and is a full escrow vendor. I actually feel kind of bad that the bitcoin for the wax is still sitting in escrow and I can't release it.