Vendor: WhiteDoc Cocaine 96% 80's Disco (Dec 18, 2017 batch)
Vendors Market: Dream Vendor Country: USA
Substance: Cocaine
Suspicious Effects: No, but his web site shows a photo dated 2016 with a EZ test vial showing dark brown that he claims is 96%. EZ test can tell you 0%, 30%, 50%, 70%, and 90% range. It can't say 96%. And how many days and months have passed since then? Come on, WhiteDoc, it's time for an updated photo and test results because coke quality is not connected to past results. This is a "what have you done for me today business."
Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No): No
Suspected Adulterant: No
Home Testing Done? No
Price: 7 grams for $420 or $60 a gram
Advertised purity: Cocaine 96% Disco
Picture: rocks: https://photoland.io/i/Oj7bn snow pile from sifting: https://photoland.io/i/OjPEy
Comment: He is a friendly vendor. He responds quickly and I believe I got this pak really quick. This is one of the early purchases where euphoria is all i was interested in searching for. And I found it with this batch!. he described it as the best coke he has had in a while and that it is like the miami coke in the '80's. Well, I have had a boatload of the Miami cola and this was similiar to B batches not A batches. The euphoria wasn't consistently present through the whole batch. i think most coke today is far from being homogeneous which is why some pieces are good and some aren't. And the euphoria wasn't shout from the mountain tops level or I'm gona fuck all night long but I felt good and I felt happy. i don't remember whether it burned my nose because so many do these days. i was somewhat pleased with this batch so i went and ordered his other type "white rush, new batch" which i will write about in a second review.
Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call Fire, you may call Garbage, yet we are both right for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result you can use to quantitatively compare batches is a GC/MS analysis of purity and detection of active cuts.
Stage one of production affects the quality of the raw cocaine paste made by farmers in the jungle mountain "pasta" labs. Paste purity content varies from farmer to farmer based on the recipe that they use, and whether they make it in pozo pits with acidic solutions or metal drums using gasoline and ammonia. Or whether they piss and shit in the paste which many do as a joke on Americans.
With the 90's murder of Escobar, the cartel's power and the manufacturing process declined. The farmer's raw pasta of 30% to 80% cocaine undergoes the second stage in processing being refined in "base" labs run by thousands of clandestine mom and pop labs rather than Escobar's large centralized labs. These labs take the paste and turn it into cocaine base. The final and most important stage occurs in the larger "crystal" labs where the base undergoes crystallization into cocaine hydrochloride. These labs are more sophisticated and tend to be somewhat centralized. All use recipes with minor variations and no organized national overseeing of quality control exists. The shoddy processes they use guarantees that the contaminating cocaine alkaloid impurities remain. The alkaloids are too similar to the cocaine alkaloid and can only be extracted with very expensive scientific equipment. For this reason, base cocaine received by these labs needs to have a high percentage of cocaine or it is rejected.
Six key chemicals are involved in the processing of cocaine: sulfuric acid, potassium permanganate, sodium carbonate, kerosene, acetone and hydrochloric acid. The DEA imposed choke points with chemical importation limits on two key chemicals for purification: acetone and magnesium permanganate or it's substitute sodium permanganate. The kerosene or gas used to dissolve the leaves would normally be washed out with these two chemicals. The best non pharma process today is lucky to achieve 92% purity. DNM that advertise 96% pure are lying.
Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF? Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..
Coke should be dry, not moist or rock hard and crunchy. It should feel slightly oily, flaky, and a little squishy. Color is off white to pure white. Pure cocaine is a salt crystal not a talcum powder.
Having a gasoline/petrol smell does not equal potency or quality. It means the coke wasn't washed. Yellow color does not equal quality. It means they used muriatic acid instead of hydrochloric acid for crystallization. Rocks do not equal quality. Most rocks are artificially made, i.e., rerock created with pill presses, lidocaine, phenacetin, caffeine, glucose etc. and a fake cartel stamp. Rocks often contain more cut. Naturally occurring rocks happen by moisture bonding. Throat Drip does not equal quality. Drip is caused by cuts.
Levamisole is added by processors in Colombia, not Mexico. And now the Colombians have taught Bolivia and Peru how to add it. It looks just like coke, shinier and much heavier, adding potentially human illness producing weight to the brick to increase profit at the expense of our health. And yet, we continue to pay good money for bad cocaine even though we know they stepped all over it and added harmful chemicals to it.
Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."
Lmfao how have you not had a heart attack yet?