What's a good way to receive a package without it getting sent to your house?

So I'm trying to brain storm ways of receiving a package without it going to my house.

So far I've come up with getting it sent to some unsuspecting person's house and just checking their mail every day right after it gets delivered.

The only problems with this are if I get seen doing it, or if I miss a day and it comes through and the owner of the house is like WTF IS THIS BEIN SENT TO MA HOUSE!?

I've also thought of getting it sent to a friend's house... but that's a hard sell, they aren't gunna want that shit coming to their house either.

Any ideas?


Comments


[27 Points] BadWeatherVane:

Move out of your parents house.


[18 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You've clearly never had to buy coke in a car park behind a pub for a bunch of girls, from a dealer youve never met before, cleaning his nails with a german SS dagger.

If you're too scared to receive an envelope, there is always the car park behind the pub.


[11 Points] None:

Your ideas are pretty fucking bad. Why can't you have it delivered to your house? If you still live with your parents, then you shouldnt be buying from darknet markets. If you live in a house where someone can possibly open your mail, then again you shouldn't be buying shit.

If you're just trying to avoid the risks involved with getting drugs delivered to you by transferring these risks to other people, you're as dumb as I think you are.


[7 Points] None:

I'd ask the vendor to deliver via RC drone or rocket with a GPS transmitter in it. Or just move out of your parents house....


[6 Points] None:

Why can't you just send it to your house? Did you get a package intercepted before or are you buying bulk or something?

The ideas that you have come up with are pretty terrible. Just use your real name and address; if you use a domestic vendor with good stealth it is very unlikely to get intercepted. Remember that anyone can mail you anything and keep a clean house.


[4 Points] slious:

you could get yourself a PO box. maybe get a fake id off DM and set the PO box under that identity.

but where do you send the fake id to? Maybe you could make your own id from construction paper and elemers...

if you re shipping personal amounts nobody will assume anything. If you're treating DM like its Sams Club - I have no advice, only this seems to be where shit goes wrong.


[3 Points] obsidianchao:

Jesus, the number of fucking kids wanting to buy drugs online...

Your ideas are shit. Either you're going to get arrested or you're not getting any drugs. If you can't send it to your house because of your parents, well, wait until you move out and source your drugs on the street like every other kid does.

If you absolutely must order on DNMs for whatever stupid reason, get a friend who's over 18 to open up a PO box and have them get your package for you.


[1 Points] WalkingWikipedia:

Send it to The UPS Store. They receive it, you show ID and pay $5 to pick it up.


[1 Points] nsgiad:

With the limited amount of information you have given it is tough to give a suitable suggestion, however these are your options.

Get a PO Box, but to do this you need two forms of ID and have to pay 6 months at a time. It's also possible that you need to be 18 to do so.

Get a Box at a UPS store or similar. Might be easier to get and you might be able to get one if you are younger than 18

Do you have a job? Does that job have you receiving packages often? If so, send it to work

Are there any empty houses around that seem to still be getting mail? Look at the name on the mail there and have it sent to them. This obviously has it's risks as well, but keeps the risk to your freedom low, but your wallet high.

I'm sure there are other drop location ideas, but I do not know them. Assuming you live with your parents, it is good that you are not willing to risk them going to jail. Also, don't send it to just some random person's house, checking and taking other people's mail is a federal felony with penalties most likely much higher than just having some weed sent to your house.


[1 Points] None:

If you're a very lucky person, and let's say your neighbor down the road goes to Africa for the summer, then you might start sending a few letters to this house.

Let's say your neighbor's name is "Maria Ortega."

So have some letters sent, spam, that say "Maria Ortega" or "The Ortega Family," and then you sprinkle in some "Jonathon Ass-Sniffer" mail and occassionally packages. Keep sending them. Some might get searched because the USPS may scratch t heir head saying "Wait, does a Jonathon live there?"

And when it's been a few weeks, start sprinkling in those Dark Net packages mailed to "Jonathon Ass-Sniffer."

Then when your dear old neighbor comes back, stop getting packages sent. It would be fairly easy, but you would have to be 100% sure that said unsuspecting person would never ever ever ever ever get to that package first.

And said unsuspecting person must never ever ever ever ever know your intentions, that you're the one sending them, or anything.

And that unsuspecting person needs to live in bumble-fuck nowhere so that no one can see you sneak by the mailbox at 9 in the morning when the mail arrives.

Get a PO Box or something.

At least if you get caught with a package sent to your house, you have a little ibt of a chance of saying "What? I wasn't expectin gthis?!"

If you get caught getting a package of weed or something at someone else's house, congratulations, you've got 1) a GUARANTEED felony drug charge and possibly a identity theft or stealing-mail charge or some shit like that.

Your plan is probably not going to go over well.


[0 Points] None:

Just open a PO box, it's pretty cheap, reliable and relatively private.

But open it in your name, you are far more likely to get busted for presenting false identification to a government office (a very serious charge) then for an underpaid gov't employee to look twice at letter #4538 to come into the office that day. Keep in mind that while the ID scanner at your local liquor store only checks that the hash on your card makes logical sense, Airports and some government offices have scanners that actually check in with DMV records. I'm not saying your local post office has this, but it is possible.

Don't use your own address but with a fake name, this has long been established as a particularly poor idea in this community.

I know it feels like you have to have some trick in order for this to work, but there's no "Get Safe Quick" scheme you can pull, just follow the OpSec discussed here and on various DNM's forums and you will be fine.

Good luck!


[0 Points] None:

Go check out houses for sale . I prefer foreclosed houses then you take the mail for a few days and use the name on the mail that they are receiving and you will be golden


[-1 Points] None:

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[-6 Points] petkus331:

Have the package sent to your house, but not to you. Either make up a name, or find a name on the Internet that correlates with an address similar to yours.

Like if you live on 277 main street, find the name of the person at 772 main street, and use their name with your home address. If the cops intercept there may not be able to prove who really ordered what.

Also, only 2 types of mail are constitutionally protected from a search without a warrant or reasonable suspicion; I'm not 100% sure but I think it is regular and priority, but you should double check that.