Anon's dilemma about packages and the police

Hi /reddit/, I'm asking for your advice in a strictly theoretical situation. The following has not happened to me or anyone I know, I'm only asking because I'm writing a story.

anon may or may not order four packages containing drugs from the darknet between the 1st of february and the 1st of april

doesn't receive any of them

on the 10th of april anon receives a notice from the police about the first package being seized on the 16th of february

on the 12th of april anon receives the second package

on the 15th of april anon receives the fourth package

the date is now april 15

third package is still in transit and anon thinks it might have been intercepted

anon doesn't have a lawyer and he's getting paranoid

What should anon do? Anon's first thought was to go to the police and tell them about the packages, since they are identical in appearance to the package described in the police notice. But on a second thought anon isn't quite sure this would help his case, because the police will no doubt use the packages to try to frame him, and the less "evidence" they have on him the better. Do you guys think it would help anon's situation if he told the police about the packages like a good citizen and just denied having anything to do with them, or should he just burn them since they arrived and the police haven't searched his house yet?


Comments


[10 Points] juicygranny:

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[6 Points] svere21:

dafuq did i just read


[3 Points] pinochetHA:

If anon goes to the police anon will not be anon any longer, instead he will be Mr Bubba's pet.

OP stop acting like an idiot and get a lawyer on retainer. Memorize their phone number in case you need it and don't have access to any of your devices. We all know you aren't talking about a theoretical situation as that would require a degree of abstraction which you clearly lack given that you are only considering the potential consequences after committing the crime. Don't expect subsituting the nick "anon" in the place of the pronoun "I" will help you if you were investigated. It just makes you look like a tool on reddit and makes this post painful to read. You should be using Tor when posting to this sub.

Have your home drug free (i.e dispose of any drugs you currently have in a manner of your choosing, after you get your lawyer and opsec together). If there is anything that can incriminate you on your hard drive it should be encrypted and you should be using full disk encryption. Do not talk to cops without speaking to your lawyer first and confess nothing.


[2 Points] scruffwuff:

Jesus Christ kid you might as well be putting SWIM instead of anon... Stupidest fucking thing I've read today. Thanks for wasting my time. Go to the police please for the love of God.

This is like lower than a low hanging fruit. This is like a rotten Apple on the fucking ground.


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[1 Points] None:

Why the fuck do people come to Reddit with this shit ? Anon needs to talk to a lawyer and hire one or the very least put him on retainer. Tell him the Full sorry don't leave anything out . Lawyers are the only one who can save you when shit hits the fan . Not your mama,dada or pet hamster .


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