Letting Mother Nature hold onto your stash, to avoid prosecution?

So I've been wondering about an idea I had for a while now. The real risk you have to watch out for (if reselling) is getting a knock at the door and bam, LE has been staking you out for some time now and all of a sudden has a warrant to search your house, whereupon they will surely find a variable size stash of <insert favorite drugs here>. And you're fucked.

Well what if you just kept all of, or at least the majority of your goods outside the house? I'm thinking bury/hide a waterproof container of the "bulk" of your stuff in the woods somewhere near your house. Especially if you just deal small time on the side, you could just keep on hand in the house what you need for a week, and periodically go grab some more from your fountain of youth hidden deep in nature. LE would never know about it, unless of course they physically staked you out and watched you go to the stash spot right?

This also goes for drop houses and friends' places, but the thing I love about this is there's no liability because you're just sticking the stash in no-man's land. Even in a situation where your contacts get caught, there's no ratting anybody out because you handle your own stuff and it's buried under a tree or something, instead of under your buddy's bed in his college apartment.

Freshman year, they used to bring the K9 dogs through the dorms to sniff out weed & stuff, so what I did was simply put my stash in a baby food jar and stuck it in the woods behind the dorm. All I had to do was walk out there at night and spark up, and every time everyone started scrambling when we heard the dogs were coming, I was able to kick back & relax since there was nothing in my room.


Comments


[28 Points] Morvu:

this idea is old as dealing itself dude? every dude selling on the street uses this system, he dont got all drugs on him, just a few, when the shit is sold, he goes to his secret stash and gets more to sell.

problem is when they know you giot the shit, they gonna observe you which makes it impossible to access your stash ever again


[9 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

This is a groundbreaking revelation, OP. You might have just changed the game forever!


[4 Points] None:

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[5 Points] _delysid_:

I friend of mine who also used to deal full time hid all his bulk outside the house, in the ground. He got searches quite often, maybe once a month, and maybe got caught with 10-20g, while 200g was laying outside.


[2 Points] drugfreekid:

Hahahahahahaha, this is the method I used when I was 13! My parents kept finding weed in my room due to the smell. I kept getting into trouble until one day, after a blunt no doubt, it occurred to me that I could literally just stash it near my house wrapped in plastic bags. In my subsequent 5 years of living with my parents I never had any weed at home. Nobody would ever suspect that a random pillar over which some plants are growing would be the site of a massive drug bust.

The system works. It's all about not greedy.


[2 Points] angerycat:

if in the wild think about flood risk as i know a guy who stashed in a wood near a river and after some unseasonable weather lost it all.


[1 Points] DooshNozzzle:

I think that anyone with drugs in their house is completely moronic. I bury the head stash and have separate location for packing up products


[1 Points] BenzoChems:

Outdoor grown weed on a property that isn't yours is the best way to avoid prosecution. However you have to visit the place daily to water the plants.


[1 Points] xanax_xombie:

I would suggest (if it hasn't been already, didn't read all comments) using heavy pvc pipes to form a time capsule for your stash and keep any uncommon and felony type drugs there if not used for immediate consumption. Hopefully buying this material doesn't get you on it a list by itself at this point, but definitely best material to keep moisture out, along with plenty of other barriers.

I'd find a forest, large park, far drive into the desert to bury it and mark the spot. Both with GPS and a land mark, probably 3 feet down at least depending on how well you can pack the hole back down so it doesn't erode away.