Tips: What to do if you get arrested and are looking at serious time

If you dont have a passport already, get one. Hide it

If you dont have $10k in credit cards, get them. Its not hard, and its not hard to fix your credit to be eligible

Bail out, (debit cards usually have daily limits which is why credit is better) go to the airport and GTFO


Comments


[24 Points] ash3s:

the amount of stone cold retarded advice that comes out of this subreddit is astounding


[11 Points] Scotchpines:

If we're just throwing bad ideas out there, then how about this: Get all cash. Go to any state that borders Canada and just walk in. There are several state parks on the border that are extremely porous, you can usually just step over the chain barrier and you're in. Get a ride to the Alaskan border and look for a similar route of entry back in. Once you're in alaska, head for Wales and then pay for a fishing boat to bring you to Russia. Once you're in rural Russia, you probably aren't worth tracking down by either government


[8 Points] AlpraKing:

You smuggle a kpack of xanax bars up your ass and you dose it to sedate you the entirety of your sentence. You'll feel like you've time travelled through your years of prison!


[2 Points] watchdog707:

I think that as soon as an arrest warrant is issued for someone, he or she won't be able to leave using airports...etc because your name will be immediately on blacklist and you won't be able to leave.


[1 Points] BigBarsBigCars:

If your looking at serious time, your going to be labeled as a flight risk. You'll be picked up the second you try and board anything leaving the country. So what you gonna do? walk ur ass to mexico? Fuck that id rather go to jail.