My Stellar Experience with NarcoticsAnonymous (Vendor Review)

I'm saddened by the recent influx of negative reports about one of my favorite vendors, NarcoticsAnonymous, especially since my dealings with them have been overwhelmingly positive. They are my go-to guys for meth, and I wrote this post to return the favor and expound upon my own wonderful experiences with them so that the recent postings do not muddy or irreparably damage their well-deserved reputation. I'm convinced that this rash of bad press is due to the fickleness of the USPS and is certainly not a deliberate or malicious move by NA to deceive buyers, especially in light of one irrefutable fact--they employ full escrow protection, so crying scam on them is a knee-jerk reaction that likely has no basis in reality. Here's a detailed account of my experience with NA:

After the seizure of the Silk Road last October, I decidedly became a mere observer of the DNM scene, fearing any latent repercussions for my activities there--stupidly, I didn't use PGP, but I have learned from that mistake. Five drugless months passed; then, one night I drank a bottle of wine while watching the "San Francisco Meth Zombies" episode of "Drugs Inc." and decided to peruse SR2 for nostalgia purposes only, not intending to purchase anything. My resolve to only window-shop quickly faded when I saw the listing photos of the crystal, while on television a male prostitute on the show was shooting up a massive dose of the stuff--I decided I would place an order, so I taught myself PGP that night.

Only one thing still held me back--my lack of trust in the Silk Road's successor. So, I shopped around for another market. I'd continued to follow the DNM saga on reddit, so I mentally reviewed each markets pros and cons before settling on Blue Sky, simply because I'd never heard a single bad thing about it. I fell in love with the site immediately upon opening it--it loaded quickly and the interface was user-friendly and had all the features I'd hoped it would have. I'd read a recent glowing review in the now mostly defunct Blue Sky subreddit that praised NA's service and especially their product, so they were naturally my first choice.

Nervously, I placed the order and waited. I received the order in five days, which was an acceptable time frame by my standards. I eagerly ripped open the pack to see the beautiful vacuum-sealed crystals gleaming tantalizingly at me--perhaps I should have used the singular, "crystal" as it arrived in one incredible, humongous chunk with very little powder or smaller crystals (it was amazing to look at). At the time, NA was running a special on BSM, promising extra weight to their first twenty customers, and I was among them--he certainly followed through on that promise, and the product was ridiculously overweight for the low and reasonable prices at which NA sets his wares.

After my long period of relative sobriety (excluding alcohol, prescribed suboxone, and one dose of adderall early on), my stimulant tolerance was at base level. I felt the same excitement and nervousness I did when I smoked meth the first time as I crushed the crystal contents of the bag and scooped out a tiny test dose with a straw. I gently shook it onto my cooker to prepare my shot; I added about 50ccs of water and then crushed/mixed the shot with the plunger of the syringe, which I tasted curiously--it had the characteristic meth taste, with a deliciously bitter bite to it.

I tied off and slowly self-administered my shot, which started to hit me before I had even finished. The rush was powerful and euphoric, yielding instant energy before hitting a lightning-to-the-brain crescendo that left me breathless. It didn't have that awful leftover-pseudo rush, which I absolutely hate--the kind that kicks you in the throat and feels like anaphylactic shock. My husband did his shot and found it incredible as well. We were both energized and chatting away excitedly all night--we had some great conversations on NA's meth (and ample sexy-times, if that's your sort of thing).

We explored other routes of administrations as well. We put some in the pipe to smoke; it burned slowly, each pipe-pack yielding a plethora of tasty hits--it burned cleanly and it tasted plastic-y, just the way I like it (no unknown heavy chemical taste or harsh hits). My brother snorted a fat line and was high as a kite, talking a million miles a minute and just generally getting shit done. I was having so much fun I didn't even notice when I started to come down. The come down was gradual and very mild in my experience. Some other vendors have great meth, but the comedown is a crash-and-burn experience complete with maximum suffering.

With NA's meth, I was able to eat a little here and there and drink plenty of water without feeling sick, so I didn't feel like a burnt out husk. There were no heart palpitations or peripheral shadow-people; I didn't hyper-focus of negative things or go crystal hunting on the carpet like I've been prone to do on other vendor's batches. In short, I didn't act like a fiend, and the comedown was as pleasant as a meth comedown can be.

After depleting my supply, I waited a week for my tolerance to rebound before placing a second order, which once again arrived in five days (and overweight, even though their aforementioned special was over, which was awesome and appreciated). Next time, I placed an order for 2 grams, which arrived in less time--only four days in transit, and the quality remained consistently on the high end each and every time.

In conclusion, NA made my experience entering the new wave of darknet markets pleasant and hassle-free. I've never had an issue with any aspect of a transaction or needed to message them, and in my eyes, top scores in the communication category are earned only if the transaction necessitated no communication at all--that is the sign of a great vendor.

My only issue is their stealth, but I read in another thread that they are working on improving it--I should have messaged them with my concerns, but it felt presumptuous to do so when they'd always provided me such awesome service in other areas; I didn't want to be nitpicky or labeled a problem buyer. Even when the stealth was sub-par, I chose to order from them over other vendors with good stealth because of their out-of-this-world product and their exemplary customer service. And although as I've said, I've never had a problem, I'm confident that if I did they would go above and beyond to help reach a resolution that would satisfy me.

Since they've reportedly upped their stealth, which was my (and other buyers') only compliant, I have a feeling that they will be an unstoppable force in this new wave of darknet markets. I urge prospective buyers to order from NA without hesitation--you will not be disappointed.


Comments


[3 Points] hugsfordrugs:

Just want to add that although my order is still in limbo somewhere, I have nothing but good things to say about NA. I was very cranky and irrational with them at first due to some circumstances outside of their control, and they responded in a very kind and patient manner.

All communication since then has been nothing short of stellar and professional. I'm currently waiting two more days to see if the order does show up, but the vendor has already offered me a full refund in addition to a partial reship if my order doesn't show. I'm not even sure if I'll accept that, I would feel like a true ass for that, but NA is that serious about proving their legitimacy and customer relations.

Hoping my order still comes in but either way, NA is the nicest vendor I've ever had the pleasure of doing business with.


[2 Points] toewzer19:

Good to hear!

I've never had doubts about NA. Every market I've seen them on, they have had a perfect rating. I just think lately the USPS has been screwing things up somehow. I don't really understand it. But i've had a few slow delivery times on items and have heard likewise from others.

NA also offered me a refund/reship/whatever I prefer. They have been kind and courteous throughout it all. Just wish everything would have worked out better :/ Definitely doesn't seem to be their fault though.