Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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[3 Points] a-zero:

Is London Underground (listed on DNStats) a safe place to purchase from? have not found any information on them here or elsewhere.


[3 Points] moronicquestion99835:

Paying for a VPN with coins from my tails electrum wallet would be stupid, right? It would link my TOR identity to my VPN identity, and my VPN identity can see my real IP, so I'd be linking my real identity to my TOR identity. What's the point of anonymous VPNs (e.g. mullvad)? They can see my real IP, so I just de-anonymise any payment method I used for them. They only seem worthwhile if I'm going to double VPN or TOR -> VPN -> TOR or use public wifi, right? Otherwise they only seem useful to hide from the ISP, and in that case I don't need to pay anonymously, right?


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] SacredGeometry25:

When will Agora be back up?


[3 Points] stiggydnm:

Is Black Bank incredibly slow for anyone else? It's driving me crazy.. takes ~1 minute for each click through, should I be paranoid?


[2 Points] whereowherediditgo:

My bitcoin fog account says that my withdraw to my blackbank wallet finished about 40 mins ago...but funds havent even started showing up in my BB wallet. Ive never used BB before but normally when it says the withdraw is finished I check my wallet and there it is...so whats up? am i being paranoid? i am kinda high


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] abohenry:

trying to install electrum on a linux system (liberte) and I keep getting stung for a password, is this my own os-user pw (tried x1000) or one specifically for electrum?


[1 Points] dnm_downunder:

Would anyone happen to know which market would be better to purchase from at the moment. Agora has been basically unavailable in Australia for almost a week straight and most other DNMs do not have many Australian vendors.


[1 Points] Babagaba:

What are good vendors for Al-Lad and etizolam blotter? Would you agree these are good for a first trip(etizolam in case things get ugly)? I've tried using Grams, but I could only find etizolam pills and scheduled benzo blotters.


[1 Points] ShulginsCat:

Moronic you say? Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1mp5zxZQI


[1 Points] ayewhatdoyasay:

is it reasonable to say that ME is just gone? or is this one giant storm?


[1 Points] scrubaccount:

How safe is it to cash your bitcoins out via cash-by-mail on localbitcoins if you use an established seller with lots of positive feedback?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Babagaba:

Has anyone found that the TAILS key did not match? I'm following the verification guide on their website step by step, and I fail and fail and fail.


[1 Points] leave_a_lilypad:

So I found a couple of my old bottles of (medically prescribed) clonazepam... that expired in 2012. Are they still any good, or shall I just flush 'em?