[Vendor Review] LeftCoastLabs - 7g cocaine

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: LeftCoastLabs / AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: ❄ ❄ ❄ 7 GRAMS OF PURE FISHSCALE COCAINE
International?: No (from US, to US only)
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $399
Incentives for Review?: Offered a free g after review
Shipping cost: $9
Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[X]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (23 x4 for 92%)

inb4 new account, shill, etc etc. I didn't exchange many messages with this vendor, but he was always prompt in getting back to me. Marked shipped within twelve hours, at my door two business days later.

The coke adittedly wasn't the best that I've gotten off the markets, but it definitely felt clean and got the job done nicely. Yes, there's definitely better blow out there, but I thought this was very good quality at this price. Miles ahead of street (as is expected), so the resale value will be great. Planning on picking up some more soon to share the wealth; usually you've gotta buy at least a half o for a good enough deal to turn a decent profit

After blowing through all of it fairly steadily over the course of a week (couple lines to get me going in the morning, couple lines at work, etc etc), my nose is pretty not fucked up. Never got much of any sinus pain from it like I have from one or two other vendors. Numbing from rubbing a little excess on my gums wasn't as strong as I personally would like, and I was kind of surprised at how fluffy it looked when it was fully chopped (sorry, no pics of that). Not saying those are bad things, just stuff I noticed, make of it what you will.

Pics aren't the best, my phone takes shit close-ups and the macro lens attachment is a bitch to work with. Anyway:

As received, overweight by 0.33g:

https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWRj

Bulk of the weight, no flash:

https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWRG

Bulk of the weight, flash:

https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWRg

Bulk of the weight, cut into (v shitty pic):

https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWyO

The sliced off chunk (much less shitty pics):

https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWRY

https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sWRK


Comments


[6 Points] METH_IS_LIFE:

$57/g for half decent coke? wat.

Is this a sale or something?


[6 Points] 4daMaher:

Gr8 review the other day a dude posted some fish that was like 1300 for the zip so this price is str8 maybe even a little high...iirc


[3 Points] None:

That's some decent ass coke right there, not shabby.


[3 Points] None:

LMAO lcl is selling blow because he got priced out of the concentrate game. Nobody wanted to buy his zips of oil for 700+


[1 Points] Lat3ris:

Makes my cock hard looking at those rocks! Seriously...lol


[1 Points] Cocinacowboy:

That looks cut and not very clean.


[1 Points] throwaway00000_:

Does anybod know by chace is LeftCoastEnV related to LeftCostLabs?