Well great just great.

Me being 16 not really listening to what you people say about don't send shit to your parents house well guess what I'm more then sure they have a full list of targets to get to. My mom got a call from a postal inspector today saying a package in my name has been siezed and is now in under investigation this was literally only a half pound and they are going after me charges will be presses and I'm fucked. My mom had nothing to say to me other then she's very dissapointed and she thinks this is going to ruin my life because I'm going to get a drug trafficking charge is this true what's going to happen I'm fucking freaked out this order was placed 2 days before alpha went down and have been ordering for 8 months WTF.


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[36 Points] qpquestion:

You might get grounded. That's probably it though


[17 Points] streetsprice:

STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS IMMEDIATELY

let will use this against you. You're basically admitting you're guilty. Please get off reddit or don't be so specific.

For your sake hope it all works out. Sorry man


[19 Points] DooshNozzzle:

you're probably going to settle out of court for a couple misdeameanors instead of the felonies they will initially charge you with and then it will all be expunged since you're a minor. (probably)

stop trippin bro.

don't worry about the charges and focus about repairing your trust with your parents because you seriously fucked up.


[13 Points] Wheredmydickgo:

Lol at only a half-pound. I hope you only accessed that wallet over Tor.

Seriously delete your post, THEN delete this acct.

Stop talking about it. Get a lawyer.


[11 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

How the hell does a 16 year old get enough money to buy a half pound? When I was 16, I could barely afford fries with my cheeseburger.


[6 Points] big66boy:

EU or US?


[7 Points] anoaiz:

Belize.

In all seriousness,


[6 Points] V0rz:

you're just some dumb kid, you know nothing you didnt order shit.


[4 Points] BOOFSQUAD_RELOADED:

Dude you're a little shit


[4 Points] Wheredmydickgo:

You should've anticipated this possibility and planned accordingly. Now is not the time to panic. Get your shit together.


[3 Points] spooonsss:

So your vendor is for sure busted because how else would they have your address. Which vendor did you order from so other people can prepare if they also ordered from them? (don't respond to anyone in this thread unless you have a safe and secure connection)


[3 Points] Thebeug:

Half a pound??? What the fuck mate.

Regardless, good luck bro, we all make mistakes.


[3 Points] transgenderassasin:

quick turn the gas taps on light a candle upstairs grab your mum by the tits then its off to Belize


[3 Points] Diqqsnot:

lol haha


[3 Points] BananasAndBlowMe:

I hope your mom doesn't own her house, asset forfeiture is real.


[3 Points] ronpauls_dragrace:

literally only a half pound

Is 16

Bro wtf..I'm in college working full time and I still can't afford that shit


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[1 Points] None:

You're an absolute wanker for ordering drugs to your parents' address anyway


[1 Points] assblow420:

do not talk to any official without having spoken with lawyer.. no mater how persuasive don't talk until you have taken lawyers advice. Please listen to me. this one bit of advice is so so so important!

edit: 58 years experience.


[1 Points] dnms_in_my_anus:

u fucked boy


[1 Points] TradingRealGfForRsGf:

10 do 2 :)


[1 Points] Mr_dope97:

Yo bro I caught 8 charges at 16 years old & 5 of them were felonys .. at first I was looking at 2 years aka juvenile life .. so get a lawyer at is for juveniles !!! After my lawyer worked with them they eventually told me to take a pled guilty for 2 felonys inwhich after I complete probation/fines/community service they will seal my record. I can almost guarantee you if this is your first charge yu will most likely get probation & a fine . You got caught with a half P of bud right ? I had gotten caught with H , Oxy 60 ext , q/p of bud plus I got assault on a Leo plus plus resisting arrest plus dealing in a school zone ! & sum other bullshit .. As long as you get a juvenile lawyer & it's your first charge you will be fine !! Your lucky your 16 cause you would be facing madd time if you was an adult . But our lawyer might even get them to believe that you had no idea about anything .. if you can afforded half a p you can get a lawyer !


[1 Points] blindleopard:

And he's got 4 chins


[1 Points] None:

Get a lawyer and pay him everything he asks to keep you in youth court


[0 Points] sceptix1337:

you can always say that you don't know why you got that package