Details | |
Vendor: | Evo |
Market: | The DNM |
Product: | Marketplace Exit Scam |
Shipped from: | Exitscamistan |
Shipped to: | Your escrow account on Evo |
Required FE: | No, but finalized early anyway |
Vacuum Sealed: | Doubt it |
Decoy: | No, they evidently didn't bother pretending they were hacked |
Handwriting: | Remains to be seen |
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 was pretty clear once it was on |
Stealth: | 8 / 10 many of us saw this coming, -2 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 right on time for Spring OpSec Cleaning |
Price value: | 0 / 10 new vendors *really* got fucked on the B⃦1 sign-up, -10 |
Aesthetics: | 0 / 10 brown powder, no clear white xtls... lots of vapor, -10 |
Weight: | 7 / 10 good hits from the flake, despite the shake, -3 |
Quality: | 5 / 10 a market can do better, esp w/ CSS3, -5 |
Transaction: | 6 / 10 wasn't burnt much B⃦ this time but sympathy to vix, -4 |
Vendor: | 2 / 10 -10 for exit scam. +2 for setting SOME standards |
Drug: | 0 / 10 peak too short, body-load too heavy, comedown too harsh |
TOTAL SCORE: | [48 ] / 100 |
Commentary
"What did you expect? You knew I was a snake when you picked me up."
--Evolution
There's a lot that could be said, & a lot that will--no doubt--be written about this. Is the name more irony now, or a buzzword/platitude aiming to cast a wide net of appeal? Who knows. Onto better things.
Fucking Agora shill.
Evo is going to be back up any day now. This is just a technical glitch. I've heard they are working hard on fixing it, and recommend people continue to deposit BTC so they will be ready to buy when it comes back up.