Clonazalam post again lol, its a good story though

Well went to Mcdonalds after eating 12 mg C-lam. was all happy and chatty and stumbling. well i ate my big mac and ordered a hot fudge sundae, next thing i knew i was on the floor lmfao. i mustve just blacked out and fell off my seat. Well i walked outside and 3 cops were surrounding my car. i was so chilled i just starterd chatting them up. Anyways thankfully my brother was with me (although he was under the influence too not nearly as bad lol) they said they had a several calls about someone being intoxicated. for some reason these things make u think you aint fucked up even though u are. one cop asked to search my car i said sure and he was shocked that i said yes or maybe it was due to the happy tone in my voice like everything was hunky dory. he did a quick rummage through my car and closed the door. he patted me down asked me if i had any neeedles i was laughing i said 'what are you talking about about do i look like a junkie? he said whats theses bottles in your pocket and can i get em out, i said sure. the bottles he got out were my Suboxone tablets and Klonopin. he said u cant even stand up and your slurring your speech i said ive been sick..... he just laughed at that feeble excuse lol. Whie this was going on another much cooler cop was patting my brother down and administering a dui test which he past for the most part...he messed up when counting 1234===4321 on his fingers but he counted his thumb the cop said i didnt say anything about your thumb haha . my brother had a tylenol bottle with 10 Klonopin and 10 Clonazolam in his pocket but the cop never even asked him to empty his pockets thank god cause that wouldve fucked him and me potentially(probably actually) i thought they were done with searching but the asshole cop that searched me said have u searched him (my brother) the other one said yeah, he said did u pat him down good? the other cop said yeah hes clean lol what luck, he had knives and 2 pill bottles in his pocket but i think they were focused on me. well the asshole cop noticed the bulge of the vitamin bottle(the bottle i had 110 c-lam in) in my left leg side cargo pants pocket. he said whats these i said those are my vitamins he asked if he could get them out i said yes of course. he opened em up and said what the hell are these? i said theyre b12 complex, he laughed and said no they ain andt i said in an irritated tone that yes they were i ordered them online in bulk and didnt wanna carry all of em around. with that he put em back in the bottle and back in my pocket. if it had been 2 weeks earlier the c-lams would have had a star on em which look just like exctasy, thankfully they changed over to just plain pink pills with a score line . i know if they had a star on em they wouldve held us and had em sent to be tested and i honestly dont now what wouldve happened even though they are legal, not to mention my brother had 10 in a bottle with kpins they wouldve known they were not b12 just thank god they didnt find them on him. they ended up saying that i definitely couldnt drive and my brother wasnt too bad but he said he didnt know what he was on on but he had taken someting(he was on 4 mg suboxone, 4mg klonopin, and 3 mg c-lam) so we couldnt drive we would have to have someone pick us up, thnkfully my cousin was there in 5 minutes. i dont know how we didnt go to jail or at least get a public intoxication but i think the utter calmness the c-lam gave me helped tremendously because i ususally am nervous as hell around police. i have severe anxiety anyways. i wonder if one could be arrested for possesion of any RC benzo?


Comments


[22 Points] whatisopsec:

Here is a life pro tip. Only break one law at a time. If you are going to pass out in public do not carry drugs on you. Do not drive around when you are fucked up and have drugs on you. Police will keep a record of every encounter they have with you. Do not count on getting away with this shit more than one time.


[21 Points] hhayn:

A modern day white trash fairytale.


[6 Points] StopSpyingOnMe25:

Hahahhahahahhahaha


[5 Points] kprBRBR:

Says "do I look like a junkie" but has suboxone, lmao


[3 Points] gold_poo_nyc:

Being a junkie is not lit.


[1 Points] DooshNozzzle:

You should really evaluate where you are at in your life man. Passing out at a mcdonalds is the trashiest thing I've heard this week. Why the fuck do you think that's funny or worth sharing? jesus bro I'm so sorry that you have to live your life. Get help.