A confession

Community,

Approximately a year ago, there was an incident that was largely unexplained on the sub. For those who have been around a while will remember when the sub was suddenly made private, the majority of the community locked out, while who knows what went on behind closed doors. These were events that had no discernable explanation nor could one be offered at the time. You would not have understood at the time.

If you recall, Astrid made the sub private, booted all of the mods and kicked out the community. Very few recall that the sub was handed over to a personality known as TheEconomist1, a reformed economist. People seemed to fail to ask the question as to how TheEconomist1 was able to obtain the sub. In fact, the event was quick that most seemed to missed it. A carefully orchestrated plan had been put into effect, to kill off Astrid virtually but continue Astrid's reign supreme of the DNMs. TheEconomist1 was born a year prior as the macho, fucking awesome, take charge personality everybody now loves and reveres.

TheEconomist1 is Astrid and Astrid is TheEconomist1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Astrid is your headmod still!!!!!!!!!

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ten Minutes Later

BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thirty Minutes Later, looking at YOU

BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

As proof, I offer up something only I, Astrid, could dream up. Only in the twisted mind of one of the true enigmas of the DNMs could this have been birthed. I re-introduce you to the woman you confusedly love.

Sincerely yours,

Astrid,
TheEconomist1

edit: Happy April 1

I had to say I can't take credit for the design. It was done by the one and only Astrid (for real). We chat once in a while and last we chatted he said he was disappointed we didn't do dildos for valentines. And I agreed this was an egregious oversight so suggested we do an April fools one.


Comments


[41 Points] solusipses:

He's clearly using April fools day as a ploy to confess without backlash.


[37 Points] None:

I am so confused Lord help this sub


[31 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

Fuck off we just want Bailey Jay we don't care about your shitpost.


[11 Points] None:

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[7 Points] NashHarvey:

Fucking awesome, I'm getting my car vinyl wrapped with that flamey lady. Y'all will see me


[5 Points] AInterestingUser:

Astrid is HallucinatingHorse.


[5 Points] MrGangGreen:

She's back! My prays have been answered! I can finally get back to shitposting in peace.


[4 Points] None:

I fucking knew it


[3 Points] Ruthersford:

My brain broke for a second then I realized you and the same cunts from DPRK market and the DNM hangout in Portugal were back at it.


[2 Points] HTBDesperateLiving:

GLORY HAS BEEN RESTORED TO THE SUB

ALL HAIL BAILEY JAY aka ASTRID aka JMKOGUT


[3 Points] None:

ded


[3 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

If only Astrid had the patience for such a plan.


[3 Points] DareToHope:

Lol, rather creative. I like it, well done. Would of had me if the dates actually matched up. :P


[3 Points] None:

you internet mods and your free time

you went the whole mile and made a new CSS template, just for the sake of this post

I literally cant even 0mGGG


[3 Points] r3kl355:

This is fucking awesome!

I forget, how long ago was it that she had her meltdown / darknetmarkets2 was born / abandoned? That was a crazy time.


[2 Points] None:

act as if 5 inches am i fucked 5 inches act as if am i fucked


[3 Points] Litecoin_Messiah:

Yeah nice try... um tell me something only astrid knows about my legs...


[3 Points] Anti-Hero_AU:

Can we keep this CSS for awhile at least? Please, please, please


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

[deleted]

What is this?


[2 Points] RuinedMortal:

Current date: 1APR2016. HMMMMMMMM


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] PurpleBeamz:

Haha this is fucking great! I do admit I miss seeing that pretty face at the bottom of the sub ;)


[2 Points] nikp007:

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


[1 Points] Darknet_Retard:

Oh my god that scared the shit out of me, Econ. Fuck's sake I hate you but I love you


[1 Points] grandpajoe_dnm:

welcome back our darknet overlordess!


[1 Points] octomarvel:

Ima call this as a goof coz like, lobali was headmod until lobaligate happened.

Still though, good game theastridonomist. Darknetmarkets is Pinknetmarkets now

=)


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

I for one am open to whatever way you people want to take this subreddit, but my god people, i have to draw the line somewhere I have no if not for my own sanity


[1 Points] DankFecalMatter:

Tankyon!


[1 Points] HugeCummer:

But Astrid was also Lobali / Kimble... which makes you Lobali.


[1 Points] DankNetMarkets:

Happy April Fools


[1 Points] LedLevee:

Even Cornhub was funnier.


[1 Points] Franktheoperator:

It even says Astrid at top top when you click on the picture 2


[1 Points] CDRCRDS:

Are you the girl in the banner? If you are not the girl in the banner, who is it?


[1 Points] StegDoc:

What a shitpost


[1 Points] offthenwego:

All I have to say is: wut.


[1 Points] Devoid_:

Confession time devoid_= The_madhouse, I revealed lobalis theft using hacks cracks persona and we planned it out at darknetfightclub


[1 Points] Love_And_Light33:

Mouseover on Bailey Jay revealing an Astrid headband... :fire::fire::fire:


[1 Points] bigbawlzxm:

So, does Astrid have an alt he posts from or does he lurk or do you guys just shoot the shit about dildos and stuff?


[1 Points] an_illegal_smile:

I miss my weed flair :(


[1 Points] purpletastesgood:

Who's the chick in the header?


[1 Points] None:

I vote we camp out in bushes and put lubed up dildos on LE's car antenna. We can get high and laugh as they try to get it off xD

On a side note...I'm not comfortable with the new layout. It's a little much IMHO. Then again, this is the first time for me seeing it.


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I have a confession too.

Sometimes I spend the night in /r/darknetmarkets2 and walk around naked.


[0 Points] Stretches_the_truth:

It's April fools guys


[0 Points] droppingwhen:

Happy April fools day bro lol


[0 Points] None:

NO EVEN APRIL FOOLS CANNOT EVEN CALL FOR A JOKE THIS BIG I DON'T WANT TO READ PEOPLES THREADS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER AN ALPHABAY DEPOSIT ON A PINK SUB.

aye btw "Am I fucked?"


[0 Points] Stretches_the_truth:

Silk is smooth


[0 Points] throwwayawayforever:

Thank You, Getting the popcorn ready....shit was getting too boring 'round here


[0 Points] belizeisnotforme:

If this is true I call it a dick move. You tore a community of people that generally cared for each other apart. You created havoc in your own sub and it has not been the same since.


[0 Points] None:

/u/TheEconomist1 really is The brain from Pinky & the Brain.....And he has taken over this world....Bahahahaha!!!!!!


[-1 Points] None:

i love you. may i give you happy ending


[-1 Points] chevcheli0s:

The fuck? Is your brain broken op?