Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hat, and lets gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theorist, alarm ringing, possible FUD we can!


Comments


[18 Points] ownowfuck:

Imagine what a great April Fools' Day prank it would be if Agora put up the FBI logo for like 10 minutes. Everyone would flip the fuck out. If people behave like this when withdrawals/deposits are gunked up for a few days, then I can just imagine the response.

"I'M NEVER SHOPPING AT AGORA AGAIN YOU TRICKSTERS!"

(Buys 3.5g of meth 20 mins later from Agora)


[15 Points] darknetsolutions:

We've always entertained the idea that a large number of darknet sites were run by a single or small group of people.

Not from some conspiracy we've heard or rumor, but in our nature we like to probe darknet sites for any information we can - the source code, external links, design in general, third party apps/scripts used, etc.

There are a LOT of sites that use very similar patterns of design. A few telltale ones are the omission of certain stock comments and leaving others (generally bootstrap comments), using specific custom coding on multiple (unrelated) sites, similar or identical directory structure, and similar working exploits.


Charles Harrelson, Woody Harrelson's father, shot JFK.
Joseph Chagra testified during Harrelson's trial that Harrelson claimed to have shot Kennedy and drew maps to show where he was hiding during the assassination.
According to Jim Marrs in 1989's Crossfire, Harrelson is believed to be the youngest and tallest of the "three tramps" by many assassination researchers.


Intelligent aliens exist and have made contact before.
They assisted in the creation of humans as we are today, and are responsible for genetic alterations we see as "the missing link".

The smart monkeys progress throughout thousands of years, developing weapons that rival the power of Sol, their local star. They still are unable to function peacefully as a society, and thrive on wars.


There is only one person that sells MXE, he holds exclusive rights to it globally, and for amusement he makes insane vendor account personalities.


Don't turn around. Don't turn around. There is no one breathing on the back of your neck.


Aliens crashed at Roswell, although we had contact prior.
We harvested the downed craft and reverse engineered the technology in to what now is contributed, in large, to NASA (microwave, carbon fibre, modern computers, etc).


Snoop Dog got away with murder.

Shit, this isn't a conspiracy.......


/u/IGetDankShit is Joe Biden.


The number of private markets outnumber the amount of public markets.


[13 Points] CrazyBearShark:

Agora staged this downtime, just so that when they actually do exit scam, people continue to deposit coins in the mindset that "it happened before and everyone turned out okay"


[9 Points] sobulbous:

This thread is a trap. If you post here you are profiled as a tin foil hat buyer and they will track you until you lead them to the big tin foil suppliers.


[8 Points] mad87645:

If there's not 200 posts about Agora by the time I check back tomorrow I am going to shit a fossilized potato and throw it at each comment author in this thread.


[10 Points] badassmthrfkr:

Most of DNM is ran by LE so they can earn easy PR points every year when they do a huge raid.


[7 Points] pinkprincess1:

Moon landings were a hoax...aliens at Rosewell....and Agoras time is almost up.


[5 Points] None:

Agora is being run by former SR2 mods* and has been down because a disgruntled Dr. Clu has been DDoSiNg it after Blake sent him a letter from prison telling him to do so.

*By mods I mean FEDS ob novs

OR MAYBE ALL the markets are run by LE these days and they spend their time doing rival DDoS attacks on each other for kicks. A bit like how old school police from different towns would have soccer matches.


[7 Points] Yellow-King-yo:

All MXE vendors, except for maybe RCSupplier, love to get high/binge on their own supply.


[5 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

Hey all, glad you liked the last time we did this. I hope some actual DNM conspiracies are bandied about this time though! :)

Wondering which dnm will go down next...


[6 Points] ARRRRandroid:

HoS is actually a guy


[2 Points] None:

Agora placing a 404 error on the site. Let's face the music guys. Burn down your house if you ordered from agora and best go into hiding.


[3 Points] fuuuuckckckckck:

/u/longlivetheking is president barack hussein obama.


[4 Points] dnetmarks:

Anyone check out drugs market? Dunno if its still around but I saw it the other day off one of the hidden wiki main pages, had almost all the SR vendors, way too good to be true!


[3 Points] notadrugdealerr:

The bestof this thread needs to go into the sidebar or a seperate post every week. Some of this is pure gold.


[2 Points] sheeproadreloaded2:

Middle Earth Marketplace is being run by Sir Richard Branson.

When this becomes public knowldge via DeepDotWeb, he rebrands it "Virgin Darknet", and it pioneers an escrow for drugs as well as bitcoin.

A bag of weed sits in a perspex box. When the transaction is funded, the bag of wed falls into an envelope which drops into a postbag.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] sheeproadreloaded2:

Agora's main wallet was hacked by e-book vendor ProfesorHouse. They don't quite have enough bitcoin to allow vendors to withdraw at weekends, so withdrawals will never work from Friday to Tuesday morning for the next 3 weekends.

The Wdnesday before Christmas, Agora just isn't there any more. Bitcoinfog distances itself from agora.

Everybody loses their bitcoin except for a few British vendors.


[1 Points] Deafcunt:

http://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2ng6uu/agora_is_fuked/


[1 Points] None:

Professor House hacked Agora they lost most the escrow to the hack and have scrambled to replenish funds so they don't lose all the future revenue.


[-2 Points] 1percentof1:

You all are gay.