[VENDOR REVIEW] Noumena's Desert Dream DMT to India through Valhalla + Trip Report

Came in 2 packs here's a photo of one of them ||| --:|:-- || Details Vendor: |[Noumena] _Market: |[Valhalla] _Product: |300 mg DMT, "Desert Dream"] _Shipped from: |[Germany] _Shipped to: |[India] _Required FE: |[YES] _Vacuum Sealed: |[YES] _Decoy: |[YES] _Handwriting: |[NO?] ||Rating_ Communication: |[10] / 10 Prompt, polite and responsive _Stealth: |[10] / 10 Can't post details, but I can say that it will be passed on even if intercepted _Shipping time: |[10] / 10 17 days to India is amazing, considering the piece of shit our postal service is _Price value: |[10] / 10 Cheapest I could find _Aesthetics: |[9] / 10 Not crystalline, but powdery. Strong as hell, though _Weight: |[10] / 10 came in two bags of 150 mg each _Quality: |[10] / 10 Never seen DMT before so I can't compare, but it has to be the STRONGEST drug I've been on _Transaction: |[9] / 10 shipped in 24 hrs, had to FE which I generally avoid but Noumena can be trusted completely _Vendor: |[10] / 10 _Drug: |[10] / 10 There's nothing quite like DMT | | | | _TOTAL SCORE: | [98] / 100

I am not a psychonaut. I have tried acid and shrooms once each. Each time my complaint was that I didn't get too many "visuals". DMT, to me seemed like the king of psychedelics. 15 minutes and you experience everything. That was what I wanted, as I don't like the idea of long, gruelling trips for many hours. After cutting some corners, I got enough BTC to order 300 mg of "Desert Dream" DMT from Noumena, whom I trusted seeing her overwhelmingly positive reviews everywhere. Plus, she was very responsive and courteous when I messaged her. I ordered it on Valhalla, where it was for around 14 GBP, a pound or two lesser than other markets. It showed up in around 17 days, which is very good for India. The stealth ensured that the drug was accounted for, so even if opened, everything would seem normal.

2 days later, I decided to try it alone, which is how I like doing psychedelics. It was a warm afternoon, and I made a playlist with some Pink Floyd and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds to play in the background, the most comforting music I have known. I have no idea where get a meth pipe, so I cut the base off a large Coke bottle, covered the bottom with foil and wrapped a rubber band around it for it to stay. (I know, it looked very makeshift and crackhead-ish). I laid down some cigarette ashes on the foil, and about 50 mg on top of them. I was determined to break through in my first go. I put the cap on the bottle and gently toasted the foil till the vapours rose and filled up the bottle. I opened the cap, sucked all of it, and held it in while heating up the next hit. As expected, it tasted like the most foul, sickening smoke imaginable. I could live with that.

It was a huge hit. Within ten seconds, everything seemed to be shaking. I felt this energy surging up and coursing through my nerves. The second hit was taking too long. Then I noticed that the cap was not on the bottle, and I had lost most of the vapours of the second hit in my hurry. Fuck it, I thought, inhaling whatever was there in the bottle. I might as well enjoy what I have now. I fell back in bed as the climax of "Breathe" began to play. Remember how I said I never had visuals before? All that changed. Whether my eyes were open or closed, all I could see was a long tunnel full of finger shaped colours dancing around me. Then I got a glimpse of the my room again, which seemed completely animated, with thick outlines, as if made by the best artist ever. Then I re-entered the tunnel, thinking about whether this was a glimpse of God. I raced through it but didn't reach the other end, which means I mustn't have broken through. Then I sat back up, laughing to myself in awe, while the leaves on the trees outside my window arranged into claws and nibbled on my brain. Every surface was dancing and rejoicing. Patterns were forming and changing ever so smoothly The world was making merry around me, and I was pleased to witness it.

The whole affair was 20 minutes long. I was back up on my feet after that, in magnificent awe of what I had witnessed. I can't wait to try it again, with better technique and awareness to handle it. It is a wonderful, wonderful substance and everyone should be a part of this magic at least once. For the rest of the day, I was cheerful, though my lungs seemed to have handed in their resignation letter. I didn't care. My mind had been opened, and it thanked me.


Comments


[5 Points] Djendnd:

Is this a good drug to do on a first date?


[4 Points] None:

It tasted bad bc you were burning some of it no matter how much you thought you werent..

If all the DMT gets vaporized properly there is almost no taste, if any at all


[3 Points] homestead_cyborg:

Thanks for the story, an entertaining read. For your next time you absolutely should follow a tutorial to create the simple, yet extremely effective DMT - pipe called "The Machine". Be sure to burn off / heat the steel wool before you smoke, so you dont inhale any nasty fumes.


[3 Points] sammdma:

U r lucky dude my package of Noumenas 600 mg to india never showed up ...


[1 Points] killedforapepsi:

I love the taste of DMT


[1 Points] SweetDickyWilly:

Thank you so much for the review and trip report. Glad to hear how positive and excited you are about your experience. I can tell you had really been looking forward to this, and it makes me smile knowing the entire transaction and experience was such a positive one for you. I take for granted too often that I live in the USA. I wish you the best on your future trips dude.


[1 Points] whatsoulfood:

Glad that you're quite chilled about it. It's the only psychedelic that's given me palpitations and sort of panic attack from the start. Kind of firewalled bad trip but the "spiritual molecule", on repeat, still gives me feeling that my own subconscious is ambushing me. It fucks.