Can You Get Any Dumber Than This Dealer?

Yeah, I guess you can but this guy is incredibly unlucky or just stupid. Besides how the article below highlights his mistakes just take a look at his twitter https://twitter.com/futureworldceo

He obviously used the dark net, right? I mean, he was busted with 'synthetic mushrooms'.


http://www.swcbulletin.com/news/crime-and-courts/4221943-charges-dealer-caught-st-paul-park-lsd-other-drugs

A routine traffic stop in St. Paul Park for a missing license plate led to a big discovery: The driver allegedly had hundreds of LSD tabs, methamphetamine, synthetic mushrooms, marijuana wax and other drugs.

It was the same man, authorities claim, who sold LSD to a confidential informant while sitting in a vehicle with an undercover officer last year.

Those are the allegations laid out in in drug charges filed against Marco Parks Moriarty, 20, of St. Paul. He was charged with first-degree sale of LSD and third-degree sale of LSD in Washington County District Court.

According to court records:

In June and July of 2016, a detective received information from a confidential informant that Moriarty was selling acid and other hallucinogens in Washington County. A controlled buy was arranged; Moriarty was to sell 25 tabs of LSD for $160. An undercover detective and the informant met Moriarty in Lake Elmo. Moriarty arrived on his own and got in the undercover vehicle. He sold the LSD and said he could sell more in the future.

The LSD was in paper that was printed with Moriarty's name and a time and date.

Moriarty was on probation at the time for a drug crime in Washington County.

Then, last month, Moriarty was arrested.

On Jan. 24, a St. Paul Park police officer stopped a car near Summit and Broadway avenues because it lacked a front license plate. Moriarty was driving; there were no passengers.

The officer saw a bag of marijuana in the center console. Moriarty was removed from the vehicle. He said he was on probation and that he was "going to go to jail," according to the criminal complaint.

While searching the vehicle, police found a bag containing 364 tabs of LSD. Officers also found a bag containing small baggies of meth, a bag of transparent capsules containing meth, a bag of psychedelic mushrooms, two bags of synthetic mushrooms, a piece of wax paper containing marijuana wax, a bag of Xanax pills, two digital scales and a large amount of empty plastic bags.

Moriarty's bail was set at $40,000 with conditions during a Jan. 26 hearing in Washington County District Court. He returned to court for an initial appearance Feb. 9. A jury trial is scheduled for May 1.


Comments


[25 Points] None:

thank allah for the low hanging fruit


[19 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

The LSD was in paper that was printed with Moriarty's name and a time and date.

Sweet Jesus he was a special little fella eh! How the fuck could you be so stupid to literally sign and date your drugs.

edit: This man has inspired me to create a wall of shame for terrible dealers over on r/murderhomelesspeople


[6 Points] buticanfeelyours:

Come on guys, how else was he going to cake up the money for rental houses in stillwater?


[6 Points] felix1429:

What the fuck are synthetic mushrooms? All I can think of is 4-aco-dmt


[2 Points] valuum:

Charging $5 a hit for 25, at least dude wasn't wacking people for $10 a hit.

He was a moron for selling on probation though.

This goes to show you though that you're most likely to get caught because of IRL dealings (if you deal IRL) than lacking online opsec. I find it funny how people will get so overzealous about opsec calling other people idiots and "low hanging fruit"... yet they sell to college kids that will roll on them in a MINUTE. If you think you're too liked or too tough (lol) to get snitched on you are dead wrong.


[2 Points] Udaypbuh:

A bag of Xanax pills? It all makes sense now.

Reminds me when I was fucked up on bars and I went to sell some mushrooms to a guy in a grocery store parking lot. I moved my car cause I thought the car next to me was a UC. I ended up parking next to a marked police car.


[2 Points] MyBac0nnEggs:

Just saying this guy was my best friend through HS


[1 Points] AssBlastingPozLoads:

One thing is for sure, Mr. Moriarty definitely knows who the CI is that set him up (unless he really is that dumb). Mr. CI may want to go into hiding.


[1 Points] MT_Merchant_Mangler:

Wait...wat?

The LSD was in paper that was printed with Moriarty's name and a time and date.