So it's like midnight and I'm working on stuf and still puffing on the tube when I start to see spot lights pointing all around my house but from farther away than if you were trying to catch a purp, kinda like reconessece or what ever. I am wired doing meth all day and working around the house so at first I assure myself it's just paranoia.
But then, spot lights fom aways away from three different angels to my house appeared. I knew it was cops from the get go and I knew they didn't go away. Eventually I take a walk and drink a beer, it's a free county and all right...so I was around my block and there's one patrol care barely out of vision from my front, one out of vision from from side, and another with lights off just chillin facing my direction.
Then I started to notice there was allot more cars than usually on my street and most of them were occupied. Coincidence, at this point paranoia is thinking of best and worst cast scenarios. I fucked up a drop and I knew it, so I thought I might be expecting this. They were definitely preparing for a CD at this point.
So what are my options: clean truck of all illegals and head to my chick's place or wait them out and see what happened.
I chose to clean truck and head to chick. I noticed none of the officers I passed pulled me over or even gave me a second look, almost as if they were purposely avoiding my attention. Although, there were at least 5-10 plain clothes surveillance vehicles over the course of a few hours, and every single one of them entered the apt complex from different angles for views of out apt.
So I started pulling some tricks. Playing with them a while. One time I pulled up to one and smiled and waved. One time I went to mcdonalds, wendy's, taco bell, and burger king in about thirty minutes. And now lemme mention the sport bike. I hadn't noticed the sport bike until after I was done fucking around and the helicopter showed up. That's when I knew this was no bullshit and I needed to get home in some way to clean house.
BTW....this CD was over a half gram of meth. Imagine the resources consumed during the course of this op.
So my plan was to take off when the super bike went around the apt complex opposite of me so I had a head start. It worked and I was out the apt complex, into a coldasack driveway completely out of view. Now my plan was to jog home after hiding my car. This wasn't easy, I'd been on meth all day and I'm not a jogger. I jogged about 4 miles flat out spint and a couple houndred yards was swamp and thorn brush. The moment I started jogging all the surveilaence teams started swarming in all different routes. Every 500-600 yards I was noticing another one passing by making sure he knows exactly where I'm going.
So I get to the park accross the street from from house and fucking swamp and thorns instantly, but I muscled thru it like my life (freedom) depending on it. I got out of the park and home stretch...I can see my house and lots of surveillance vehicles, but none had said a word or stood in my way the entire pursuit sooooooooI know right then and there this was not a warrant sanctioned operation. So until a warrant is signed I have time to clean up.
I thought the fastest way to clean was to gather everything EVERYTHING illegal and light it on fire. I had lighter fluid, I had gas, but nothing burning longer and hotter than fuel-oil mix, and the higher the oil content the longer the burn.
Took about an hour or two to gather all the illegal shit and pile it up. Dosed that baby with about a 50/50 mix of weed eater 2 stroke oil and it lit up and burned for about an hour. Stoked up a while, made sure nothing was anything but embers then I washed the ash into my lawn.
By this time it's about 8am and I've got sprained ankled, burns like hell, and I'm in my underwear soaking wet black smoke stained undies. So you know what, i CRACK A FUCKING BEER and go out front to say hello and inquire as to what the problem is. GONE, FUCKING GONE, EVERY SINGLE SUBSERVIENCE VEHICLE WAS GONE.
They did leave a litttle calling cards, crushed glass all over my walkway, not real meth just lookalike. These guys put so much time and energy into suck friviously bullshit, I was trying to save my life, they were playing cops and robbers.
I might of won the war, but the sonbitchses got my sell phone and life is about to change quick cuz I do not use a burner and I'v said some outrageous incriminating shit over the years.
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