What to do when traveling?

Hi DNM folks!

I know this may not be directly related to DNM but I really enjoy this community and everyone seems to be somewhat intelligent. And considering this is the place where everyone scrutinizes stealth, I think this would be the best place to ask.

But my question is, what would be the best way to travel on a plane with drugs now a days? I might be taking a trip (only an hour or so flight) and wanted to bring a little somethin'-somethin' with me. I've done it in the past but that was before they put the full-body X-ray machine's in and security was less strict. I used to just walk through with it in my socks as they never do a in-depth search (and at the time I really didn't give a shit because I was strung out on heroin and gave zero fucks about anything really). Mailing it to myself at my destination is not an option. If I were to do it, I would probably be bringing some #4 H and/or some wax/shatter/oil/dabs. It would only be for personal use and not a large amount at all. Not even a gram.

Someone posted an article on here recently showing what it looks like when your bags go through the x-ray machine and the different colors that represent each type of material. Like clothing, metal and plastics. So if it were to go on my carry-on bag, the operator could notice something unless it was camoflagued, which I dont really know where to start with that...thats why I'm asking you fine people. :)

What would be some creative ways to getting it through TSA security? I know people are smart here and have experience with smuggling and I am interested in what people come up with.

Thank you. Love you DNM.


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[3 Points] Killer_Avocado:

If you have more than 30 days, $85 and a clean record you can sign up for TSA Precheck. No full body scanners there, just the plain old metal detectors.

Also remember that the TSA is there to find bombs and people bringing down the plane, not small amounts of drugs for personal consumption. Just don't be stupid about it, IE putting powder inside of a candle.

http://blog.tsa.gov/2013/08/tsa-week-in-review-77-firearms.html


[2 Points] benchris17:

You could go to the DNM, find a domestic vendor for that place, get them to mail your goods the day of the flight? They'd arrive next day or maybe the day after. But of course that'd depend on the reason why you can't just send it ahead... I guess you could find a couple locals to the places you're trying to visit, via the DNM, and get them to hold your goods until you arrive then pass them over by hand. No clues about airport smuggling though, sorry.


[2 Points] Goose_Sandals:

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[2 Points] SgtFaecesProcessor:

Flights might be more difficult but I'd suggest starting with the stealth methods your vendors use.

I'd be interested in that article if anyone can find it though.

I have a similar problem to you but with me I'm just trying to be better safe than sorry. I'll be travelling within Europe and I want to pick up a couple of pills while I'm in the Netherlands rather than buy a bunch of single pills on DNMs. I plan on smuggling LSD into the Netherlands but I already have a method for that that should be foolproof. Pills are a bit more difficult. I've heard from a friend who went on a trip to Amsterdam with a company that organises trips for students(ie: there will tend to be hundreds heading to Amsterdam from one university alone for a weekend) that were stopped and dogs came on their coaches. Students, Amsterdam. I'm sure you can do the math. I don't expect them to search me but MDMA tastes fairly strong so I wouldn't be surprised if dogs could smell it without using a method and making them hard to find otherwise would be good too. I'm not taking planes, I'll be on coaches and trains because it's cheaper and more convenient but I still want to be sure.


[2 Points] wasitme01:

I went to Hawaii on vacation last summer. I also have a daily herein habbit. I couldn't go that long much less an entire week. I wrapped it in plastic and put it in a condom and tied it off. Wrapped that in another tied off condom and lubed her up real good and she slid right on in. Make sure to tie a string around the condom before the knot so you can get it out. The full body X ray can't see through your underwear. You can google image search for what the pictures look like. You'll be just fine. They even did the swab thing on my hands for residue and I came up clean. I have done this twice now and had zero problems. I have a buddy that just stuck a sac of nug under his nuts and had no issues either. It's alot more nerve racking than it actually is dangerous. Like another poster said. They're only looking for bombs and explosives. Good luck and let me know if you have any more questions.

Edit: also once you're through the tsa checkpoint you can go to the nearest bathroom. Use a stall and just relax and pull it out using the string you hopefully tied on to it VERY tightly. One time I had the string come off but luckily I was able to grab the condom and get it the rest of the way out.


[1 Points] mij3:

ship it to your hotel. make that an option and your problem is solved. maybe you want to provide more details about why you can't mail it rather than ask someone to give some lazy douchebag in charge of TSA procedures some ideas on how to bust people. the hotel will know you're a guest. guests get mail all the time. when it arrives, they'll either leave you a message letting you know it is there... or sometimes they just keep it in the office. then you come down at like 3am and pick it up.


[1 Points] kohpnyn:

Are you circumcised? Most of the times I have taken drugs through security involved putting it in a baggy and taping it to the underside of my dick, or putting it under my foreskin. I think if you wrap it in a lot of sellotape it's going to prevent most dogs smelling as long as you don't have too much.

I've only ever travelled within Europe though, and I think security here tends to be more liberal. The only time I ever saw a woofy-woof was at Oslo Rygge


[1 Points] throwaway13130193:

Believe it or not, my dog just traveled to another country from the USA with about 15g of BHO wax and about 14 crushed mdma pills that he mixed in with a bunch of regular pills like advil and vitamins. This is not the first time he's done this... they never check anything.

  1. Make sure everything is in your carry on, packed with a lot of items (remember, TSA xray operator only has a few seconds to determine if bag needs to be rescanned or opened to be checked better). Remember, they're not searching for drugs, but weapons. Make sure drugs don't smell so it's not obvious you have anything.
  2. Don't be afraid... be confident.
  3. Ask for a pat down (my dog never goes through the full body scanners, ever).
  4. Be nice to the TSA people even though you hate what they stand for.
  5. Continue traveling with a smile on your face.


[1 Points] OptionalAccountant:

Be careful, saw an article today where they caught wiz Khalifa w/ .5 grams weed at the airport... But I think it was in his bag.