My best guess / on the MXE mess.

I was sitting here, high, and feeling quite leery

of MXE dealers, till I formed this odd theory:

.

Their most sound difference is their switched up location

But what if one man made this his life's vocation?

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He finds a supplier, nabs a kilo or three,

Then hops on a plane to some new city.

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Uses the profits from last months scam,

To rent an apartment, live life on the lam!

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He keeps a dream journal of crazy exit excuses

While squeezing customers dry of their monetary juices

.

And all the while we fill his cup

And when our faith is gone, he picks on up

.

And traipses to some new locale

And makes a new page, swears to be our new pal.

.

O RCI, O Poppermachine,

O Sage, O RCSupplier14,

Your scam, god fuck it, works every damn time,

And it will till we wise up and find a new crime.


Comments


[43 Points] 9584122180:

This is one of the best things I've ever read on this subreddit. A gold star to you my friend.


[14 Points] samisanonymouss:

Here's my theory, you're all of them and totally out of your mind.


[11 Points] don_crackavelli:

Dude this made my fucking day.

Hope your drugs are on their way!


[11 Points] WindowsPsycho:

Are you on mxe now?


[6 Points] None:

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[6 Points] fun4dayz:

This thread has me laughing with a big grin to boot, The OP's mad rhyme's are really a hoot.

That MXE has got u saying funny shit, Its too bad more people don't act like u when they trip.

So thanks for the laugh and the info as well, U seem like a nice person with a life that's just swell. :-)


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] PassiveShark:

I appreciate your character, the world should be aware of ya


[3 Points] Duderino420:

MXE is one hella of a drug


[3 Points] lnsaf:

You're a fucking genius


[4 Points] galaxyandspace:

Enjoy the gold you eloquent motherfucker,
It costs as much as a fairly large sucker.

I do hope you return rather frequently,
For drama be abound, at least on the weekly.


[3 Points] Pallacate:

Woah, I just love you MXEconspiracy, I now know that I'm not the only one to see life in rhymes when I'm on this drug, but yours are really great, you bright my day !


[3 Points] None:

The only negative side to poems is I read everything like it is a poem after I read an actual poem


[3 Points] AFOAF_Goldfish:

Some of the best rhymes on this sub since BHOsale


[2 Points] DNMd:

Bravo!


[2 Points] StickyChron:

This reminds me of a Bill Watterson poem. You sir (or madam), have made my evening a bit more enjoyable.


[2 Points] detro:

you win


[1 Points] icarly2:

Didn't something not totally unlike this story actually happen with reich? They called it quits for some reason, and a while later a successor picked up where they left off, selling what was thought to be the same stock?


[1 Points] PsychedelicTangerine:

beautiful!!

not sure whats with the MXE so simple tog get from China..


[1 Points] None:

He never really did fully recover from my post calling him out almost exactly a year ago today


[1 Points] emexe:

Dear MXEConspiracy, I believe I have found what you have failed to see. For the answer in which you are looking to hear, is actually in between your own ear.

That's right, I think that you could be An amazing vendor, of our beloved MXE.

You have the intelligence and passion, to make this happen. So please, dear friend, why don't you take action.