[Question] Ordering DNM packs to your work? Pros & Cons?

So I'm considering starting to order to work. I used to order shit @ home - (the wife knows but turns a blind eye. ok who am I kidding, she hates it but is a soldier and we have codes established for when shit arrives). But she recently got a job, and also I realized I don't like waiting till 6pm to use my drugs when I could use them at work! I don't order weed. But pills occasionally (benzos, opiates) and on special occasions coke.

I realized, why don't I just start ordering shit to come to my work? I'll describe the setting: I'm a senior IT Manager at a typical Initech (Office Space!) type company located in an affluent suburb with a bunch of other companies/offices in the area. I make $85k a year and in general it's a good, stable job, and I don't want to risk my career. The atmosphere: people don't do shit, everyone is lazy and lost in their own worlds/cubes/offices. From my office I can see out the window to the parking lots and would be able to spot any weird cars/cops/mail trucks. We have a mail room, and people get lots of mail (some junk, some personal, some business) every day. 1x a day the mail room lackey (who looks stoned himself) goes floor to floor (we have 8 floors in the building, 3 companies) and delivers mail to people/departments.

So... what are the pro's and cons of ordering drugs to your work? I'm assuming people here do it? Is it any better/dangerous then ordering to home? Any tips? Obviously would have to use my real name, because the mail delivery kid would have to deliver it to my office. I'm assuming there's less plausible deniability ordering to the office?

I know a con would be driving home with drugs in the car. And another con would be it might be trickier to spot a CD if the feds worked it out with my employer, and in the event that happens I'd probably lose my job (Even though I'm well liked by the CEO). Any drama at home and I'm sure it wouldnt directly affect my employment.

Advice? Tips/tricks?

Thank you fellow middle class DNM users.

Edit: 4got to add - are the laws any different to opening someone elses mail if it's delivered to an address they do not control yet it's addressed to them? For example if my name is Michael Bolton but I work at Initech - can Initech open my mail even if it's addressed to Michael Bolton? (I don't see why they would unless they suspected something, but I dont think they would ever have reason too. Even if a pack looked shady the most the mail room plebes would thin would be I'm ordering dick pills or something. I dunno.)


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[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] fluttermaven:

If discovered by LE, they will contact your employer first and arrange with them how and when to arrest you. No employer is going to refuse to cooperate with the nice agents no matter how much the CEO likes you.

Whether they arrest you in your office, later in the parking lot, or at your home doesn't matter because your employer will know all about it. I expect they will have terminated your employment before the cuffs are even on. Job definitely gone. Career probably gone too.

The second possibility is that stoned mail guy screws up and mis-delivers your package. The recipient will probably just open it without even reading the address label. When they see what it is, they're probably going to take it to their manager. It only goes downhill from there. At that point you can only hope they merely fire you rather than calling the cops.

Now, contrast that with having drugs sent elsewhere. Your employer won't know about it immediately if you get busted, and maybe not ever if you can manage to stay out of prison and the newspaper.

TL;DR - Stupidest idea ever.


[1 Points] 420smokekushh:

I wouldn't do it. Your work can open the mail regardless if it's addressed to you. I don't think you'd like that to happen. You're better off having it shipped to a friends house or something. Leave your workplace out of it. Shit can get real hairy if you get caught.


[1 Points] JustOutOfTheDarkness:

In my opinion you are out of your mind even thinking of doing this. You have a cush job with a nice salary and you want to take a chance on fucking it up instead of using a PO Box or your home, or ANYTHING but your place of employment.

Here is the primary rule of the universe...DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT! you are about to violate this rule and I would advise against it.


[1 Points] Kwitcher_Bitchin:

bad idea, a grad student who worked at CMU had meth sent to work, majorly busted at his apartment. ruined everything. get a po box.


[1 Points] sniffinforbacon:

Have fun getting another job when you get arrested and charged with a felony for having drugs sent to your fucking workplace.


[1 Points] Clix828:

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[1 Points] None:

Not only what other people have said, but think about this: Lets say you order your drugs to your workplace, and sample a bit at work. The drug was the wrong drug, and has unintended effect. Best case scenario is something like home pressed xanax thats doubled at twice what you think it is, you get a bar and its got 4mg instead of 2mg. You have no to little tolerance, you take it, next thing you know you're falling asleep on the job and cant drive home. Busted.

My god if you accidentally get sent an RC opiate and OD ....at work. Bad enough if it happens at home :/

Do drugs at work, but not before sampling at home. :D


[1 Points] sillysally11:

What a stupid idea. I can't believe people even consider this type of thing. How did you manage a decent job while also being so stupid?


[1 Points] sdfhgdhjbdafcadv:

Before DNMs existed I used to get weed shipped to me at work from time to time. But, it was just a few grams, from a legal/medical state to a city where it might as well be legal, whenever my buddy wanted me to check out the new shit he grew.

Will almost certainly work, but I wouldn't do it again. It was pretty cool having the mail room guy bring me weed.


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

This is a good idea said nobody ever. You don't even need a drop - you have a perfectly fine one that is working just fine. The only way I'd say ordering to work is okay only if you own the company and control the mailroom. The number one rule of dnm is not to introduce unnecessary risk and you are introducing a shitload. Keep how you are ordering. It's working. Or get a PO Box. There are no pros in this scenario.