Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[7 Points] None:

49 days sober and it feels alright :)

Wait, no, 47 days. Still!


[4 Points] UnclePsych0:

Oh please god don't let me crash just yet.

"I personally don't have a lot of respect for people that don't have the courage to lose complete control of their lives for a few years... I mean 5:30 is bullshit. What the fuck is 5:30? I don't care if you have to wake up for 5:30 or you've been up all night for 5:30, it's bullshit. Of course if you've been up all night for 5:30, you've got other problems. If you see the Sun come up at 5:30 you're saying something like

"Fuck should we call the guy???"

"No dude we ran out at the right time!"

"Fuck you man I need a bump for work!"

"No fuck you, you got a drug problem!"

"You're gonna tell me I have a drug problem in my apartment asshole?"

"Yeah you do! We don't need more blow!""

-Marc Maron, Thinky Pain


[3 Points] diclazpg:

Intended to, but I accidentally left a bump on the mirror last night, so it only seemed right.


[2 Points] Mroto:

After 3 months of the darkest time in my life, 5 overdoses, two trips to the hospital, a trip to the psych ward, a failed suicide attempt, and a 30 day stay in an inpatient rehab, today is my 75th day of being sober from everything except kratom!

This is a huge deal for me as I was a IV heroin addict and I've never had more than 3 days sober in the past 3 years. (: The best part is, I'm actually enjoying life and having fun every day. I don't have the fear every morning of being unable to do even basic things if I don't have drugs. I can wake up and live a life full of love and positivity that I have never known was possible.

Recently ordered some 3-MeO-PCP though, and I will be breaking this streak of complete sobriety. But, in my book, as long as I am staying away from strong opiates and benzos I am doing well.


[2 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

Once again I greet the sunrise in the glorious embrace of alpha-PVP.


[1 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

Sober...LMAOO!

Took a lotta f-lam last night and weed...gotta go to work though so I just dosed some f-lam in my morning coffee, lolol

/u/synestter where's the diclazepam!


[1 Points] None:

3 hours of sleep. LSD should be here next week. I'm looking for a cheap vape pen so I can buy a weed vape cartridge.


[1 Points] SmokenPotent:

I ate a chocolate chocolate chip cookie 🍪 with .35 of Blue Dynamite crumble in it. So dankkk!!!


[1 Points] None:

Its 4:30pm & I just dropped a tab of acid......Bahahahaahaha!!!!!!


[1 Points] Mmmyumm:

Took one of Checkpoint's Red Supremes (MDMA) last night and went to a gay bar, met a hot illegal Mexican immigrant who doesn't speak English, brought him home and he fucked me aggressively for hours, the way only los hombres mexicanos can. It was a very good night.


[0 Points] aboutthednm:

"sobering up" lmao you don't know me