Vendor Reviews - J_Rock (0.5g H); HumboldtFarms (Sample variety pack[custom])

Hey everybody! So I decided to write these vendors each a review of the products I recently got from them. I am going to do the whole review a little bit differently since the circumstances surrounding the orders are unique. Ill open by describing my order with HumboldtFarms and the scenario surrounding it that led to the custom order. Following that, I will tack my review of J_Rock's AMAZING dope onto it to kill two birds with one stone and so I cant be accused of shilling (cuz those accusations are thrown around like a frisbee). Lets get to it:

----HumboldtFarms---- * Market - Agora; * Product - 8/10 (aggregate; see below for details); * Price - N/A (see below for details); * Countries - US--->US; * Service - 10/10; * Shipping - 7/10; * Stealth - 7/10; * Communication - 7/10 (would take more than 24 hours to answer messages, but did eventually answer them); * Weight - 10/10; * Potency - 8/10 (aggregate; see below for details); * Price Value - N/A (See below for details); * Aesthetic - 10/10;

Alright, so the reason I got a sample pack is somewhat of a long story. The TL;DR version is I ordered a pack, it was stolen off my porch, and out of the great goodness of his vendor-heart, HF offered to send me a sample pack of all his products so I could post a review of them to here for him. If you want the full story, check out my previous paranoia-fueled posts regarding my first HF order:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3e9vzp/anyone_have_to_do_any_resolutions_with/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3ei4ji/update_to_my_recent_situation_regarding_pack_at/

He sent me a brownie, 2 THC capsules, ~0.7g of Tahoe OG buds, and a vape pen + cartridge of Alien OG oil. HF said the sample pack he made just for me shipped on 08/01. The pack landed on 08/06 a day before I went camping, and as soon as it did, a buddy and I split the brownie. It tasted like a lump of fudge made entirely out of pureed nuggets. Seriously, it tasted of only cannabis and it got both of us STONED (and im pretty fat) so that was impressive. The next morning, I ate both THC capsules before the car ride to the campsite, and I had never been as high up to this point in my life as I was that morning. Within about 25 minutes I was feeling the come-up and I didn't "peak" for about 2 hours. Once I was at the highest I was, I leveled off and stayed that high for, literally, the rest of the day. I didn't smoke that night, and I went to bed 12 hours after ingestion at a solid [7]. I smoked the Tahoe OG the next day, and it was great weed. Rolled up in a blunt, that .7 got 3 people nice and stoned; just about what you'd expect from high-grade nugs. The vape pen was smoked and passed around between everybody (19 people) throughout the weekend and actually ended up lasting til a day or two after we came home. Needless to say, I was extremely pleased with this sample pack, and impressed by the potency of the various things HF has to offer. Unfortunately, I ate the brownie and capsules so fast (plus i didnt think they were that important to photograph) I only got photos of the nuggets and the pen. Here those photos are: https://i.imgur.com/e7Vk4Lw.jpg - Vape (Alien OG) http://i.imgur.com/HcapQr8.jpg - Tahoe OG

----J_Rock----

This review I am particularly excited to write about because all I heard were phenomenal things about his H. I had the pleasure of trying AlexSosa1kg back in his prime. I got to try some dope from TheGiftShop at the end of June, which was pretty good, probably on par with AS1KG back before then. Most recently I got to try RealSupremeSmoke's dope, both his "regular" quality and his "best" quality. For such a huge premium on the higher quality, it really wasn't that much better. The reason I even mention all these vendors is because with this single order, I can easily proclaim I've tried the best dope I've ever had.

Market: [Agora]; Product: [0.5g Heroin]; Shipped from: [US]; Shipped to: [US]; Required FE: [YES]; Vacuum Sealed: [NO]; Decoy: [YES]; Handwriting: [NO]; Rating: DIY; Communication: [N/A] / 10; Stealth: [6] / 10 (see details below); Shipping time: [7] / 10; Price value: [10] / 10; Aesthetics: [10] / 10; Weight: [10] / 10; Quality: [11] / 10; Transaction: [9] / 10; Vendor: [9] / 10; Drug: [10] / 10; TOTAL SCORE: [DIY] / 100;

I took points off for stealth because there wasn't anything impressive; HOWEVER it is because J_Rock has a paid stealth priority shipping options, and I felt that I didn't need that. The pack did get to me without issue, but the stealth really was minimal. Slight decoy, double bagged, NO vac-seal or MBB. Id tread with caution if youre thinking of shipping without paying for stealth (although, IDK what it's like or if it's worth it). Again, I did a test line of like .07, the residue left on the cardboard I used to weigh it, and I felt the head change and lightning bolt of warmth shoot down my spine IMMEDIATELY. I was more than impressed. I havn't even had any more because I have some local stamps (that i THOUGHT were top-notch until I saw J_Rock's dope) that I am trying to endure/get rid of without wasting. It was almost upsetting seeing J_Rock's dope and KNOWING that all other dope Ive received in my life was nowhere near as pure/potent as I thought it was. Heres a photo so you can see what I mean:

http://i.imgur.com/vrNwA4P.jpg

It's grainy and rocky and you can tell that there is minimal cuts IF ANY. No burn up the nose whatsoever, and has a strong vinegar smell. I've never felt such a fast acting dope before. I've heard of some people in our little community here who have had issues with J_Rock, and when my pack didn't land Saturday (ordered Sunday) I just accepted that I had been one of those unlucky customers. Seeing that priority envelope in my mailbox this morning was like catching santa claus tip-toeing out of my living room. I am so fucking high right now I didn't even realize how ridiculously long this dual review has become. I apologize in advance for having read down this far. Thanks again, for taking the time to read my review, please leave any and all feedback for me to read/respond. I LOVE YOU ALL. Stay Safe out there :) -BakedPastaParty


Comments


[3 Points] VegetableRapist:

Was super confused... Saw H was expecting a heroin review


[1 Points] BakedPastaParty:

Wow ive never gotten NO comments here. i feel like a loser :(


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Nice reviews. Just saw that J-Rock went into vacation mode. No notice beforehand. Kind of weird. Glad I don't have an order hanging out there with him.