[Vendor Review]-->> SatoshiShop // Agora // The Guardian's White LSD x1 // [3.8/5] ~

I SHOULD SAY -- THIS ACID IS LEGITIMATE. DO NOT LET THE WEIRD RATING FOOL YOU~

I'm still getting the kinks worked around with the rating templates MOSTLY it will NOT have a numerical score in the title.

SATOSHI IS A GREAT VENDOR ~ ALWAYS HAVE HAD FIVE-STAR SERVICE WITH HIM!

~~ Please ignore the titite (X/X) rating - it isn't a compressed rating of the architecture below. Further reviews will not have that in the title, as it is kind of misleading...

PLEASE NOTE ~ Don't take the title's numerical rating at face value. It is simply a reflection of the score generated below...

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: SatoshiShop // Agora
Product/s reviewed: The Guardian's White LSD x1
International?: USA Domestic
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: 8USD
Shipping cost: ~4USD (?)
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[✓]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[✓]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[✓]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[✓]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[✓]+1 Low package profile
[✓]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (19x4 for 76%)

Overall, I am very satisfied. Don't get me wrong, here. I was placing other orders, hand a phat chunk of change left and decided to slip-n-slide down the rabbit hole. Not many vendors had affordable single hits, plus I've done business with him before and he has always pulled through. They're kind of pricey, in my opinion - mostly due to the shipping costs. For example, this one tab cost like 14USD total - once again, not bad so-to-speak, but I've purchased cheaper. His rating kind of slumps a bit this time because he "disappeared" like as soon as I had ordered, not showing up again for like four days or so. Now, this was during the DDoS fiasco, so there is some understanding there. However, many other transactions still were had during that time. He communicated promptly excusing his absence - thank you for at least being honest. Shortly thereafter, it shipped. After ~8 days or so, it was successfully received. Envelope was rather large, paper-thin, and an odd (but not out-of-place) color. No bag to seal the tab, only bundled in the creases of a couple sheets of paper. Really, just enough stealth that was needed - it's LSD for Christ's sake. However, one big beef with the handwritten addressing which would be fine if the return address was identifiable as an individual rather than a business. Shouldn't an office have some form of a printer nearby? Still - it arrived. No complaints!

The tab itself is fat as fuck, I was shocked when I first saw it. I've only seen like quarter-inch (?) tabs for LSD - this was like a half. Just interesting. Also - that size is more geared for high-dose chemicals such as DOM/STP. Which it was not - this was genuine LSD, as per experiential data. I was waiting for the perfect day to launch, as it had been some months since I tripped. Well, what ended up happening was: this guy high as fuck off MXE decided it would be the perfect time to drop that tab of LSD while in the process of holing. I dun goofed. Tripped hard as fuck. Still proved to be insightful and revelatory - for that I am grateful...

I'd probably be back if the prices were lower - I'd much rather blow wads at 3USD/hit or whatever these bulk prices are than spend 10~15USD. Second, I wish that I would have ordered two (max limit per customer) - thus only paying once for shipping. It's all cool, tho. By the way his spice is AMAZING - his blend is of AB-CHMINACA, and boy is it potent. That was my first buy from him and it certainly was worth it's value. As well I still would rate these tabs as great value, totally. Definitely LSD - approximately the listed dose. Great stuff! ~<5/5>~

Now, if I weren't such a dolt dropping Lucy while literally immobilized by MXE, I would have a much better trip report to offer you all. At the very least let me assure you it was intense. Great stuff. In fact, just what I needed to gel over my mind and sort through the recent developments that have manifested within my personal life as of late. So, disregard that [3.8/5] as it's better than that and go getcha-self some tabs! Very grateful that Satoshi has chosen to vend LSD. Also, I believe he still does a lottery. Check out his profile!

Overall, he's a good guy. Our past interactions were tense because of my ignorance at the time - but he handled my bullshit exceedingly well. Sometimes has hiccups and stuff, as I inference from his vendor page - but he gets through it all. Genuinely looks after the customer and seeks satisfaction. Would buy from again.

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