Vendor fucked up & sent 100g of speed paste

I'm in the US & ordered 10g of MDMA from a large European vendor...

They fucked up & sent me 100g of speed paste instead.

Stealth was OK but not great. It would never have made it past customs if the package was opened.

So how many years could I have gone to prison for importing 100g of speed???

On the positive side, I'll make ~2K from their fuck up.


Comments


[36 Points] None:

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[19 Points] fun-gee:

Stealth was OK but not great. It would never have made it past customs if the package was opened.

If the package is opened by postal inspectors no stealth or disguise will be able to hide 100g speed paste.


[11 Points] ApricockApecot:

Well Jesus now that is a lot of amphetamine


[9 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

You lucky fuck


[6 Points] Derrick4Real:

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Thank God it wasn't from PFM!


[6 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

ya know... there was somebody here just the other day asking about US domestic speed paste. you just lucked the fuck out, OP. sell that shit and then turn around and buy yourself 50g of mdma from a domestic vendor.


[4 Points] ApricockApecot:

What vendor was this if you don't mind


[4 Points] 5tayw3ird:

10 G MDMA > 100 G AMP. PASTE, IMHO


[2 Points] averno1510:

Tell Snap or toyota they fucked up


[2 Points] chrisidone:

Uhm speed paste is a lot cheaper then MDMA.


[2 Points] Derrick4Real:

I wish the guy who received a few grams of beach sand instead of receiving a few grams of mdma, which I believe he had to FE for, would add to this thread.

To date...that post is one of my top 3 DNM posts of all-time. Not bc he got ripped...but the way he narrated it was classic.

Anyone know where that post is of-hand???


[2 Points] throwthisshit2:

This is interesting because I got 10g of MDMA instead of 10g of weed from a large European vendor and they too sell speed paste... However it's not Toyota. Is this some After-Onymous-LE-Fuckery? My tinfoil hat demands that I bury those pills in the woods... IF I HAD A SHOVEL!

Damnit, every functioning household needs a shovel, why didn't my parents tell me this?!


[2 Points] ethly:

According to Federal Drug Sentencing Equivalency tables: 10g MDMA = 5kg of Marijuana. 100g Amphetamine = 700kg of Marijuana.

They put Amphetamine equal to Meth, it's actual in a worse category than heroin.


[1 Points] fsacb3:

You ever think about letting the vendor know? You know, doing the "right" thing?


[1 Points] sonnyburnett3:

Toyota sells 100 grams of amphetamine for 0.64866229 btc and he sells 10 grams of mdma for 0.45936395 so I don't he really care he made about $80


[1 Points] None:

holy shit speed sells for $10/g in the US? that's a rip off.

i don't know why everyone thinks this is such a big coup 100g of speed is barely worth any more than 10g of mdma.


[1 Points] jentury:

PLEASE tell me you're going to advertise when you're selling the paste domestic US?!

I would love to buy some from you. I don't like buying international though.

Will you advertise here? Where do you vend? Please say evo.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] NoRemorse13:

I'd love to get some of that shit. lol


[1 Points] SirDolo93:

what vendor was it? Snapback did this to me, Im just wondering if it might be him under a new name.


[-4 Points] cactuspits:

LEO