FlorDeVida - 100% Bio Weed, 5 strain & Hash review (DreamMarket)

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: [ FlorDeVida/ DreamMarket ]
Product/s reviewed: [ 5 Strains & Ice-o-lator Hash ]
International? [ Yes ]
Vendor requires FE? [ No ]
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Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
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Product Quality:
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[X]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
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Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
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Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
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Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

Wild Thai W.Thai didn't let me down. This strain smells like candy, you'd think the trichomes were actually made of sugar. The smoke is very smooth, very easy, and never really made me cough a whole lot. It tasted different than it smelled - it actually tasted just like a diesel when I smoked it. It FELT like a diesel when I smoked it. Even better. This strain provides a good, head-heavy high with nice body effects to balance it all out. It's an energetic strain, but this is a fantastic Sativa for an anxiety patient, as I never once felt any sort of anxiety on this bud. Not to smoke at night though, it will leave you dazed the next morning. http://imgur.com/a/312lp

--------- Critical X Somago its a very smooth smoke that doesnt take much to get you up in the clouds. Hits very quickly to the back of your head and you start to feel that tingling sensation and you are instantly relaxed happy. I highly recommend and will be remembering this strain, very strong. Dense bud covered in trichomes very pungent citrus sour wood/pine? Excellent. http://imgur.com/a/woMkt


NYD This stuff has a nice, sweet, pungent odor, it is not a night time smoke. The high is quite mellowing, but makes you very talkative and buzzed. This is a GREAT social smoke. It puts you in a good mood, relaxes you, and makes conversation flow very well. Definitely a must have if you struggle with anxiety when getting high. http://imgur.com/a/SM902


BB Skunk Flavour is intriguing. Quite a nice mixture of organic/earthy floral hints, and a delicious sweetness from unknown fruits. Its been a while since I have come across anything that has smelled like this. A lovely sativa-dominant hybrid with a high that is uppity and uplifting. This is a perfect strain simply to enjoy by yourself, the smoke is very smooth and not too thick. BB Skunk has me in space right now, in a nice head space, ganja space. Quite relaxing but you wouldn't eellike doing anything requiring energy lol. http://imgur.com/a/86BwL


Amnesia Haze A classic in the world of marijuana. it burns quickly and well compared to most, and got us feeling good within a small amount of time. This strain made me feel very euphoric; everything felt great and there was a considerable distortion of time with this one. Though the high lasts a long time, it wore down after awhile and I became sleepy quite quickly. I love the natural taste this has, the grower has certainly taken care of this harvest. This strain absolutely cuts down depression and stress while providing the energy and motivation to go out and do something/get things done http://imgur.com/a/q6ovS


Ice-O-Lator Hash The smell is out of this world and the taste is spicyish but this is one of the best one iv had. I would however had preferred it if it was soft and malleable because it is easier to work, but do not be fooled, a single flam can make this bubble like crazy! The hash is just too hard for my preference, although the potency is up there with the bests. These guys certainly know what they're doing, I don't make hash so I can't speak from a producers POV but if they managed to make this soft and squidgy so its easier to work with, it would definitely be one of my top 3 hashes. The high is VERY strong, a tiny bit will send you to the moon, this isn't made with shitty trim such as other hashes. http://imgur.com/a/qnnKY


Overall These guys clearly know how to grow using only bio products. Their smokes are 100% different to the usual weed floating around the DNM & Streets. I love the flavours that you can taste in their weed, you can tell its been grown with love and not forced in some shitty commercial grow op. Their communication is top, they replied almost aways within 24-48 hours; given he time zone difference this is reasonable. They packaged it well with almost no smell, although once you open the package, your nose will get assaulted by the stench of some top grade ganja. I will definitely be back, their prices re very competitive and since they clearly take care of the grows and cure it well they are within the top 10 weed vendors I've found. If your in Europe I will DEFINITELY say to try him out. Not sue about international though. FlorDeVida is a top vendor and an even better grower.


Comments


[1 Points] SoucheBarbe:

" These guys clearly know how to grow using only bio products. Their smokes are 100% different to the usual weed floating around the DNM & Streets. I love the flavours that you ca taste in their weed, you can tell its been grown with love and not forced in some shitty commercial grow op." Thanks for this. This is what i'm looking for.


[1 Points] Greatladz101:

Recieved 20g of amnesia haze today. I was trying to avail of the 50% off offer but I messed up the order. The vendor messaged to say that they have sent me 20g instead of 10 due to the mixup ( which was my fault). I recieved 20.3g, beautiful smoke, nose , trim and cure, FdV you de man.