[PSA/Article] A note to vendors about return addresses

I get that these are just chosen at random and stuff, but can you please quit it with the wedding services shit? This is the third fucking package I've gotten that had something about weddings in the return address.

I've been married for fucking years. My mailman absolutely knows this. Why the fuck would I, a married man, suddenly be getting correspondence from Tiffany's Bridal Wear or Mark's Wedding Photography or whatever? Especially when it's a priority box with stamps.

Granted my mailman probably doesn't give a shit, but I live in a conservative area and the cops absolutely pursue cases over very small amounts of weed. I've met plenty of people around here who would report it and I don't need to find out if my mailman is one.

Even if you've already printed off the labels, just put a tiny bit of thought into which ones you stick to envelopes. That is all.


Comments


[11 Points] None:

Id rather have that then having labeled as fucking extenze. Its awkward when i see my mailman now.


[11 Points] DNMShopper:

I remember once receiving a package from California with a return address to a growing supplies store.


[10 Points] don_crackavelli:

I have not gotten anything that really was that bad. The worst return address I had from a vendor was on SR2 and the vendor put Trojan Brand Vibrator as the return address. Why would a straight dude need a vibrator and why such a specific brand? It did make me laugh tho.


[8 Points] durgsrbad:

My vendor puts return addresses to a dog supplies company, and my postie knows I'm allergic to dogs. What a cunt.

My vendor uses return addresses from a sunglass shop, but knows I'm blind. What a cunt.

How dare these vendors don't care enough to know all my personal details and adjust their packaging accordingly. I will have to write angry things on the internet now.


[7 Points] dilirio25:

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What is this?


[6 Points] None:

Tell your vendor that. If they are worth their weight they will change it up.


[4 Points] None:

I once had a vendor (he is now defunct), that would put things like, "Join iPets today!" or "Teach iBabyRead in 3 days!" as the return name in pen writing, so fucking dumb, I would cringe when i'd see it. My mailguy is swamped with work, so i'm praying he doesn't even bother to look!


[4 Points] ShulginsCat:

It's probably okay to ask the next vendor for some general category you think will blend in, or at least ask them not to do anything wedding related.


[1 Points] agorathrow8080:

It should blend in with junk mail..which..a wedding sevice would be junk mail. Im 40 years away from aarp...yet am on their mailing list somehow...i doubt anyone would blink an eye at which....you know...is the point


[1 Points] RobotTits:

I think you're definitely overestimating the giveafuckedness of your mailman and your mail's addressees. I get your point though.


[-2 Points] None:

dude the real source of your stress, you need to move if you want to engage in this shit. or get a PO box or something. this post is retarded. also you know, wedding services could be photos from one of your friends weddings. got this post makes me want to bang my head against the table.


[1 Points] PsychedelicTangerine:

Make shit up...

Dont reveal stealth you idiot


[0 Points] throwawayy457511:

PSA/Article: STFU

I think you should really just shut the fuck up about whatever they put on there to be honest this is not ebay, if you want to complain , complain in private to the specific vendors, don't post shit like that, it only makes the pigs life easier knowing to eye wedding packages more specifically now.

I even feel bad for typing the same fucking thing as you, now I broke the rule as well.

If you don't have the balls to order weed through the mail with random return addresses then get a smaller vendor that can give you some TLC, but really dude, what the fuck were you thinking here??????????

Just learn to grow the fuck up and shut your mouth.