QuickLick Ketamine Review + Trip Report

Setting

Vendor - QuickLick
Market - Alphabay
Product - Ketamine
Price - Free
Countries - UK 2 USA

Vendor

Service - All around very good service from this vendor
Shipping - Speed was around what I'd expect international
Stealth - Needs a little improvement, will cover that more in comments
Security - Vendor has a good track record
Communication - Outstanding. Responded to all messages very quickly

Product

Weight - came in at a whopping .4! Quite a fucking sample amirite? 
Purity - Was clearly uncut racemic ketamine
Potency - Some of the best racemic stuff I have ever had
Price Value - free, could not be happier with the price value :) 
Aesthetic - Nice sized shards of K, very pretty and clean looking. I was almost sad to crush it

Comments:

I saw QuickLick make a post in the darknet deals of the week thread. For some reason my dumbass assumed they were domestic and sent them a message about doing a sample of their ketamine and writing a review. I was delighted when I saw QuickLick obliged my request. I sent my address and was told it would ship out that week Wednesday. A week after Wednesday my pack had not landed yet, standard for international, but once again my dumbass assumed it was USA domestic. I messaged QL and on their vendor profile saw the UK. I felt kinda dumb. QL did not make me feel dumb and said it was not an issue that the pack had not landed yet and explained that it was coming from the UK. I was cool with that anyways because it was going to a drop. I appreciated the extremely fast response times and also that even when I did something dumb QL had patience with me.

I have a few things that I think should be changed regarding packaging. First thing was actually more my fault than anything. Because I thought the pack was domestic I neglected to include my country. Instead of USA, Canada was put as the country. It still landed successfully and honestly this seems like it is more my fault than anything. The package itself looked professional, but there was not a full return address. Had a business name, but no return address. Inside there was a vac seal and within that a rolled up mylar with the ketamine inside of it in wax paper. I think this is adequate considering dogs are not trained to sniff out ketamine as far as I know, but a form of decoy is good, although if customs opens it you are probably fucked anyways.

In retrospect, the pack was extremely light. I think this type of letter mail is much less scrutinized than any other type. That's why it's so advantageous to not include so much in the packaging I suppose.

Trip Report

I went immediately to pick up a few packs at a drop after a 3 hour drive and that's when I saw the pack. Needless to say I was very excited. I went directly home and texted my girlfriend who was supposed to arrive in about an hour that I left the door unlocked and to just come in because I may or may not be in a K hole when she gets here.

I weighed it and saw the .4 on my scale and my mouth watered a little bit. It's a feeling akin to when a waiter brings your food to you at a restaurant and you get that second to just appreciate the way it looks before absolutely destroying it.

I crushed up .2 and made 2 neat little lines and a glass tray on my bedside table. Threw on a nice psytrance mix and rolled up a crisp bill to rail it. I did the first one and waited until I really started to feel it to do the second. It didn't take me more than 4 minutes to finish both lines. I laid down into bed and got comfy. I could tell I was in for a hell of a ride from this stuff. I got this feeling of my room lightly shaking that grew in intensity very slowly. Then I shut my eyes.

It's really difficult to verbalize an experience in the k-hole. To someone who has never tried it the experience sounds horribly intimidating. This one started with my body slowly floating. Nothing was around me at all, just me and an abyss of nothingness surrounding me. Gravity pulled me down and my journey began. The vastness around me became a forest and I was sliding down a mountain between trees underneath a dark night sky. I felt myself slowing down and just as I thought I had stopped I felt the sensation of being shot directly into the air.

The intense feelings of movement slowly subsided and that's when I finally was comfortable opening my eyes again. Saw my girlfriend walking into my room as soon as I did that. I checked the clock and it had been just under an hour since I had done my lines. I was still feeling quite wonky and the feeling of intense drunkness and not being able to stand lasted for another solid hour. It was bar none the long lasting ketamine I have ever gotten the pleasure of trying.


Comments


[2 Points] ChasingTracers:

I really wanna try K but the sound of the K-hole intimidates me


[1 Points] Vendor_QuickLick:

Glad you liked it.

Thanks for your great review!

QL