[Vendor Review] DONALD-TRUMP / 10x M&M's + 10x IKEA's - 215-225mg MDMA

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Vendor Name: [ DONALD-TRUMP ]
Product/s reviewed: [ 10x M&M's + 10x IKEA's ]
Market: [ Dream ]
International? [ Belgium -> EU ]
Price before shipping: [ 37.50€ ]
Shipping cost: [ FREE ]
Customer Service:
[x ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile

Dual colour pills - blue/yellow ikea, red/yellow m&m's, really hard, with NL stamp on back, very beautiful, almost glanced look, small particles in them...  

Oh boi, oh boi, these are the awesome IKEA's i was looking for. Took a look on a market - saw M&M's / IKEAS, these are those little bastards my friend had in festival - damn, ordered after reading few reviews about vendor, seemed legit. Placed order on Saturday, DONALD-TRUMP sent message saying that package will be shipped on Monday and was sorry about inconvenience - so on Wednesday's morning package was already in my mail (i'm thinking he used drone delivery, haha). Small standard bubble envelope, with return address, print-labeled address - thick visual barrier, mylar packed, then in a baggie - wasn't vacuum sealed, but i think on 20 pills it isn't an issue. Feel free to discuss this.

Let's test them!

So, let's take one, let's do IKEA, they are very very very hard, when rolling it's tough thing to break one, haha.

00:00 - break one in half, and took a bite of 1/4, and some crumbs, it has some vanilla flavour + definitely very bitter, but everyone is saying that i'm imaging that it tastes like vanilla - dunno, not the first time i'm tasting that, blue punishers also had the lil vanilla taste.  

00:30 - nothing, no buzzing, just maybe placebo in brain...  

01:30 - i start to feel something, like i don't know, legs are lighter, dunno, warm buzz, but not like everytime, my SO too 1/2 (so no crumbles), nothing also, we are starting to think that maybe we need more, i'm showing few reviews where people are saying that they need to be cautious and wait due the fact that they are hard press, so i took another 1/4, SO is still on 1/2...  

2:00 - somehow SO still is saying that nothing really, like ussualy we are rolling after 30-40 minutes cuddling, so we decided to go after food, I'm feeling little bit weird - funky and light, waiting in line, talking with known people, but not overwhelming, everything is fine - took onion rings and falafel, chilled...  

2:30 - SO still says, that dude it's almost +3t and small buzz, but we notice that both of our pupils are becoming more big, let's go back to club...  

3:00 - we are in club, dancing together, holding hands, inspiring others to dance with love, cool house music - it's the move, but i didn't felt that euphoric as it was few weeks ago (month was before i took them)... So we took some cubalibres, smoked joint, decided to go upstairs, we started to kiss and then it was fast sex in a club, that was fucking romantic and nice adrenaline rush - lights rushing around, strobes, closed area of club.  

4:00 - decided to took another 1/2 of M&M, at the moment it's ok..  

4:30 - met some known people outside, they say that they are rolling on SKYPE's, i'm like, yeah man Q-Dance, nice shit- they are like - man, we took one, and thought it was a bunk, after a while we had both legs behind our heads, haha. I said my SO, i told ya...  

5:00 - it is ok, dancing feeling ok, but not ussual 100mg feel...  

6:00 - yeah it kicks more and more...  

6:30 - like rolling hands up, enjoying time  

7:00 - joints good time, talking...  

8:00 - went to afterparty, i think we took another 1/2 again...  

8:30 - started to feel nauseous, went to vomit, immediately started to feel awesome and danced to music, i was sweating like a work horse, t-shirt off, and danced...  

9:00 - then i was playing with dog, i learned him to search for weed, it was so awesome and everyone was shocked that i trained dog after few tries, we had a good time..  

10:00 - we went to small after-hour club, danced there, had a good time,  

11:00 - started to feel little bit tired and exhausted, started to think to go home  

12:00 - we are at home, smoked bong, went to bed, had some fun there, i think we are still rolling, still buzzing, we were thinking that we shouldn't have that 1/2 four hours ago, but it isn't bad, smoked another bowl, rolled in bed, stretching muscles, little bit jaw clenching, but we usually before going out for roll are drinking Magnesium / Calcium supplements.  

After a while we were sleeping. Clean stuff, easy to fall asleep, no stimulants inside definitely. Hadn't that euphoric feel cause i took ~40mg like three weeks ago, nothing much, but anyways it do something with your synapses. Had a good time, maybe i was just expecting that beautifulness of everything, still hugged my old friends and things were cool, but it had to be cooler... And dunno, these has VERY long release time, like wow, 12hours out feels like when you were really young and went out to party for all day. Day after, today is Monday, feeling maybe little bit tired due weird night cycles, but overall my appetite is good, feeling great, no sluggish feel, not depressive, very cool.

Definitely recommending DONALD-TRUMP as a vendor, due his prompt communication, fast answers, quality product.


Comments


[10 Points] None:

It's so funny seeing USA drug use vs UK drug use. Double drop them cunts and swerve your jaw into tomorrowland. Goodbye penis, I'm beaning my tits off


[2 Points] luislemonade:

Domestic or international shipping?


[1 Points] YellowMellowDuck:

And the market was...?


[1 Points] Bilbobadger:

Nice report ,leaving out the where you got them from you should post up on r/mdma

He also has the new orange and white QDance in and can say from personal use they are just as good

Again just a personal opinion but I tend to break the QDance presses into smaller bits as the harder press takes longer for my body to break down


[1 Points] vaperloko:

wish he shipped to US


[1 Points] iSupportAbortions11:

I saw a review maybe a week ago and he said the ikeas were weak and wasn't happy with them at all. Obviously dif vendor I'm guessing