The Darknet Markets sub reddit simulator!, its an almost perfect parody of this community. For those who don't know the subreddit simulator basically generates random posts based on commonly used phrases in a sub, and some are absolute gold.
Some of my personal favourites include 'Am I fucked ? Am I screwed? sending to lodge/hotel', Looking to get my btc get stolen? and of course Product shipped 3 days ago, should I be concerned?.
Hope you find it as entertaining as I do.
Please consider asking in /r/dnmparanoia. If you ask here, then yes, you are fucked.
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