You ever make up such a bizarre unrealistic story about how you obtain your drugs. Such as I know some guy that knows some guy that is very high up in a distribution center that manufactures pills and he offloads them from an 18 wheeler on the way to the facility ..
then they give you the most stunned/weirded out look you every scene hahaha
"I've got a friend who drives out every Monday, stays the week in Cali, and comes back Thursday-Fridayish, depending on postal holidays" ;)