Vendor Review: ShockJohnson 14g MDMA

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: ShockJohnson/DHL
Product/s reviewed: 14g MDMA
International?: Domestic US
Vendor requires FE?: Escrow
Price before shipping: $390
Incentives for Review?: None
Shipping cost: I dont remember, I think like 10 bucks not bad
Customer Service :
[x ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality :
[x ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed :
[x ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value :
[x ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 96%

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First time ordering from this vendor, for domestic prices $28 a gram isn't bad and it was the best I could find at the time (I try and shop through DHL only, out of preference) so I began to research him. I didn't see too much info around these parts, but those who had chimed in seemed happy with their experience. Plus I saw somewhere that he sells out pretty quickly so I thought I'd pull the trigger. I messaged him with some shipping questions and he was very quick to respond (within an hour or so I think?) and was also very polite, and used PGP for all conversations. I sent the order through and it was accepted and shipped within the time I was at work (less than 8 hours), which was the fastest I'd seen. The product arrived in 3 business days from the order being placed which was great, on par with the other fastest orders I've had. He had a fitting decoy, in addition to mylar and multiple layers. Not vacuum sealed but not necessary imo.

THE PRODUCT:

The product is quality, about an even mix of pebbles/sand and one big 'ol rock. No discerning smell or anything, I tasted some residue and it tasted like classic bitter molly. He says he resells for checkpoint so I figured it would be pretty quality, and probably a bit broken up, so all in all it met expectations. I tested it with 3 reagents and it passed all with quick reactions and no strange colors, this is definitely pure and judging on the reaction time I imagine it's pretty strong. Product weighed in at about 100mgs over. I haven't taken any yet but will report back if anything is off. I really want to try the CP presses next!

Overall, I was really impressed with ShockJohnson. Communication was good, price was good, OPSEC seemed legit, and shipping was fast. What more can you ask for? He will definitely be my go to for these amounts of MDMA.

If anyone tries his pressed pills from CP let me know how they are. I'm thinking about ordering some from him!

PICTURES:

https://anonimage.net/image/3Equr7Lgwk - Picture of the biggest rock (~2gs)

https://anonimage.net/image/QBn0RyVSXb - Baggie (not as received, no banana for scale sorry)

https://anonimage.net/image/3C398d14sz - No flash, lots of shadow tho

https://anonimage.net/image/TWdg7wR3dV - Test Results

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Comments


[2 Points] None:

How do you not vacum seal MDMA? WAT?


[1 Points] lookinlikeasnack:

Have ordered his Pink Instagrams when he last put them up and they're legit!


[1 Points] ThumbprintOfFent:

I can vouch for SJ he's the man.


[1 Points] Isdemon:

I got 112 gs from him 10/10


[1 Points] wertyo:

Tasty


[1 Points] None:

I am sure everyone appreciates the time you took out of your day to write this great review.

But.... before you do another review PLEASE make sure vendors are cool with you posting reviews on reddit.

I know I read something posted on an MDMA vendor's about page that said they do not want reddit reviews. Specifically it says, " We really appreciate the reddit reviews guys but PLEASE, NO MORE REDDIT REVIEWS. LE watches that sub like a hawk so fuck that. NO MORE REVIEWS of our services are to be posted. Answering questions or recommending us in comments is more than okay ;) The feedback on the markets is here for a reason, use it! Thank you :-)"

I thought this was posted by SJ. I was incorrect. If you consulted the vendor before this review I apologize. Either way we don't need SJ selling out any quicker than he already does. Again, I appreciate the review. Just please make sure the vendor you are reviewing is comfortable throwing his name around the clearnet. I know it feel nice to show off you awesome cop but it is their livelyhood at stake here and they should be the ones who get the final say in whether or not they want a review of THEIR product posted on reddit. Just please double check next time. SJ might be fine with it, but IF I were him I would not appreciate it as much. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Peace.


[1 Points] ShockJohnson:

Thanks for the review! Now we just got to get CP from vacation so the presses can start flowing again.