The time has come to retire. But I just can't wrap my head around the idea of no longer making money. How can I put my $10,000 of dirty money to work for me? I want to watch my baby grow like some kind of investment. Note, I'm not really asking how to launder it (unless that's necessary). Or am I better off slowly depositing my cash into a savings account? Or is there any way I can flip this into more (clean) money?
10k doesn't need laundering, that's a pretty small amount. You could probably just blend it into real life purchases with gas, bills ect and have your work money as play money.