Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

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Comments


[10 Points] BMHOnceListon:

"How do I bitcoin" In 3... 2... 1..


[7 Points] None:

Inpatient vs Outpatient which looks better to a judge? (for felony amount of weed)


[7 Points] killuminati127:

Are there any RECENT tutorials on setting up electrum wallet on tails and how to use it?


[5 Points] Awric:

I'm a college student and I intend to spend $100 on "enhancing my studying."

What's better:

Speed paste / powder or Adderall?


[5 Points] psychedelic100:

If I ate 1000ug LSD, along with a decent amount of magic mushrooms, mescaline and morning glory, smoked a lot of salvia and dmt throughout the trip, smoked an unfiltered cigarette and a spliff before the trip and took a lot of xanax before the trip. What would happen?


[5 Points] emandy:

Can I use my windows laptop? I know it's not recommended, but i'm a technology noob and still don't understand how to use a different operating systems on USB sticks.


[3 Points] reddit_lurker242:

I've been wondering this for a while, but are most dark net sites hand-coded in PHP/HTML by the site creators? On markets like Nucleus it looks like the creators just used a cheap stolen template.

Is Abraxas for example coded by its creators?


[3 Points] luile:

So I ordered from "wakikiweedshop" on AB two weeks ago (NL to DE). The package hasn't arrived yet and the order will automatically finalise today. Assuming the vendor actually shipped it (98% positive feedback, over 1000 sales), I have a few questions:

  1. What could have happened to the package, and does this mean that I can no longer order to the same address?

  2. Should I use the dispute function or just allow the order to finalise and get in touch with the vendor? (he seems to give 50% refunds for people who never received their package)

  3. Most packages seem to arrive within 2-3 business days in Europe according to other reviews. How long would need to pass before I can be sure that it's not going to come?

Thanks!


[3 Points] None:

Is it less ideal if a vendor uses a PO Box as a return address instead of say a business addy?


[3 Points] throwmeawayfool123:

So I have a drug test tomorrow and obviously am gonna need some advice. I already have clean piss from a friend but I need my prescribed Adderall to show up on the test as well. What is the best way to put traces of Adderall into the sample that would work?


[2 Points] None:

I have a Mac. Is it usable if I'm thinking of getting a small amount of a low-risk substance, assuming i will take the other security precautions?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] surf_ing:

Is a locked box considered safe or protected in the event of a search? Like, if I have all my shit inside a small lockbox inside a gun safe, does LE have access to that safe, or do they need to acquire another warrant for each locked container? this is assuming they are in my house with a warrant.


[1 Points] Artificial_Karma:

Is there any easy way to access tor or darknet on a phone. I have a windows phone and no laptop and feel like I'm just fucked..


[1 Points] nl20200121385:

Is there a time for an electrum wallet to activate? I created it and I am trying to send bitcoins to it form coinbase, but it is telling me that the bitcoin address is invalid. I am using the first address out of five under the receiving tab.


[1 Points] Hanomarkhan:

Can I dry speed paste with a hairdryer?


[1 Points] Dark-Knight101:

How come vendors ship 7+ days instead of 2-3 day...it's not like they're paying for fucking shipping. When I order something, ideally I want it right then and now...not a week or more god fucking damn.


[1 Points] yellowcupphone:

I'm ready to make a purchase. I have my bitcoin in coinbase. What's my next step? I've read I don't need to tumble. Do I need an external wallet like Armory?


[-1 Points] None:

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