In the past I've posted some reviews for marijuana I purchase for someone close to me, I thought I'd review the service I got from a vendor I was using for myself.
I'm going to break my review into 5 categories (stealth, product, professionalism, communication, and shipping) score each one and then give an overall summary. The scores are as follows:
0 = the same as a 1 but in such a way that it makes me concerned or angry
1 = fails to meet expectations in most if not all ways
2 = fails to meet expectations consistently
3 = meets expectations
4 = consistently meets and sometimes exceeds expectations
5 = always meets and consistently exceeds expectations.
Hopefully that will give you an idea of how I'm grading so you can better judge my review.
TL;DR: Great vendor vendor and great product with competitive pricing.
Vendor profiles:
I can't seem to find any profiles for FastDonut elsewhere, I'll assume this is his only location at the moment.
Stealth (4/5): With past orders for pharmaceutical drugs, I've found stealth to be somewhat lacking, usually I just get pills wrapped in foil tossed in an envelope, which makes half the pills get crushed in transit. FastDonut definitely goes above that, not above it lot mind you, but enough that anyone touching the package doesn't know immediately that there's pills in there and every single one arrived intact. The packaging and vacuum seeling(again, never seen on domestic pharma orders) is more than sufficient to get my package from him to me.
Product (5/5): Whenever ordering Adderall my immediate concern is whether or not the vendor just bought some speed paste and pressed it into a tablet for profits. I can say with some degree of confidence that is not the case. The tablets don't have the imperfections I've found that counterfeits usually do, and the way the vendor speaks about his supply makes me think the stock is filled via prescriptsions. These appear to be the real deal.
After taking one I can say with confidence that FastDonut gave me exactly what I paid for. This is a fantastic product at a great price. I don't know if this particularly matters to other users, but I got that very familiar Adderall poop roughly 30 minutes after taking a pill. I have that kind of warm tingle and am ready to take on the all the tasks I have for today. This is exactly what I was looking for.
General background on my use: I primarily have a regular Modafinil regimen that I do 3-4 days a week, and have found that cutting my Modafinil dose in half and taking a 20mg Adderall seems to give the same level of motivation with a good deal more clarity than one of them alone would have.
Professionalism (5/5): FastDonut responded quickly to my questions, was friendly and forthcoming with me about every step of the process. I've made purchases from major companies who had customer service that wasn't as good as FastDonut.
Communication (5/5): After placing my order I logged out of the site and went about my day thinking I'd check later to see if it had been accepted or what. After roughly 18 hours I logged back on and saw I had 3 messages from FastDonut, my mind immediately rushed back to a previous incident I dealt with and I was certain he was trying to blackmail me and I'd missed some deadline to pay him off. As soon as I opened the messages I let out a sigh of relief when I saw that he was keeping me up to date on the process. It was bordering on miraculous how much he kept me in the loop. He messaged me when he'd accepted the order to let me know when it would ship out, then when it was packed and going to the post office, and finally when he had a estimated time of arrival(which was spot on). At no point did I have to wonder what was going on with my package. When I had questions, he answered them very quickly and in a friendly many. Great vendor.
Shipping speed (5/5): The only thing I can say here is that from the moment I ordered on Nucleus to the moment it arrived at my door on the East Coast was just over 48 hours. I think the only way FastDonut could have gotten that to me quicker would have been to hand deliver it.
Overall (4.8/5) Wonderful vendor with a great product that he's priced competitively, there's not much for me to dislike here.
That cracked me the fuck up. When I used to take it, I became so accustomed to the fact that it made me have to poop like half an hour after I took it, that literally just opening the bottle would make me have to poop. hahahaha And thank you so much for the review. I'll do my best to take the stealth up to 5/5 EDIT: I WASH MY HANDS AFTER USING RESTROOM AND USE GLOVES. lol
EDIT 2: Also, due to your review, you will always receive extras, discounts, custom orders of any kind at my shop (and yes i'm only on Nuc). Thank you very much