Should I be burning my address?

About a month ago, I ordered a small amount of counterfeit currency($20USD) to my house in Canada. Apparently it was shipped in a regular envelope so it was just plain snail mail, it's been a month...

The vendor insists that it couldn't have been seized, his stealth is good, etc, which I believe. The vendor has the best reviews of all the counterfeit currency vendors, not a complaint across all the DMNs.

I never got a love letter or a CD, so I actually doubt it was seized by any sort of LE. He suggested roommates might have took it, but I only live with my girlfriend and we ordered it together, so that's not really an issue.

So yeah. Should I be burning this address? Or am I just not thinking straight. I've held off on orders for a month, and I kinda want to order stuff now.

Thanks.


Comments


[8 Points] None:

Got a lighter?


[5 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

You're completely fine.


[3 Points] durgsrbad:

You're fine - don't sweat it. Don't be surprised if it fronts up in a month out of the blue.

For what it is worth, the Canadian postal service is driving a few of my guys fucking bananas at the moment. Dunno what's going on over there, but I've stopped ordering from Nth America (USPS are being fucking dickheads too) until things improve.

PS. I'm not judging by a long shot, but why risk felony charges for an easy ten bucks? I'd rather get caught with a brick of cola over there than a dud 20. You guys don't fuck about when it comes to funnymoney...


[1 Points] ElectiveAmnesia:

Some mail just get lost. It probably wasn't seized, they don't look for fake money.


[1 Points] TerribleDNMAdvice:

No, you should be burning your house completely.


[1 Points] sshootanthraxx:

I would.atleast for the tiem being. thats just me. Counterfeit currency is serious in the eyes of LE. Its not a simple drug confiscation.