DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Entheogenesis - DHL
Product/s reviewed: 1g PMK MDMA x4
International?: (list countries) US Domestic
Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) No
Price before shipping: Honestly can't remember, wanna say it 36 per g so 144?
Shipping cost: 7 bucks? He's on vacation and my memory is shit
(Edit: costs confirmed)
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x ]+1 Low package profile
[x ]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (25x4 for 100%)
This is my first review, (have a few more I'm typing up today), so please forgive me if I fucked up some formatting. So, I know, another all 5s review, what good is this? Honestly, this one is deserved, (and look out for the other 3 I post today, this will be the only perfect score).
I ordered 4 single grams because I just barely couldn't afford the 5g listing and had hit my circle limit for the week. I picked Entheo because it was the cheapest domestic per/g cost I could find that didn't trick you with $50 shipping (looking at you, thebestcannabis).
I ordered late on Tuesday, basically wednesday. It was marked shipped the next day and I had it in my mailbox friday. That's great shipping time, imo. Package was double vac + mylar + multiple layers + decoy + more layers. I feel bad, because on my DHL rating I rated stealth 4* because it was my first order and I was like, meh, but after the rest of my packs showed up I realized I was an ignorant dick. Sorry, Entheo. Great Stealth.
I was gonna mark value 4* because $36/g is good but not knock your socks off, then I remembered it was .5g heavy which makes it $32/g which gets that 4th star.
Purity - Here's where I'm conflicted, because I haven't done enough pure MDMA to know if it's like the purest shit or just really good, but it tested right to black on marquis, and myself, my so, a handful of friends all rolled absolute dick. I have zero complaints. I've never rolled so hard that I had the eyeshake as crazy as I did that first night, but most of my rolling has been in the mid 2k's on dirty presses, so take that for what it's worth.
I don't know what else to add. I have 2 pics but don't know how to upload them securely. (Edit 2: added pics) Also, in case of shill calls, I've been around a few weeks as u/MyTORacct but really did forget my PW, doesn't really prove I'm not a shill, but this fresh account isn't really a new member. Long story short I'm very pleased with this order and I've got my fingers crossed he's off vacation in the next couple days before I need to place my next order with someone else. Give Entheo a shot if you want good MDMA at a fair price with fast shipping; or don't, I don't care but wanted to share my review.
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