[Vendor introduction][Agora] Lance Armstrong

TL;DR: I sell uncut cocaine and MDMA, ship with great stealth and speed and will do my best to make you happy check me out: http://agorahooawayyfoe.onion/vendor/lance.armstr0ng

Hey, I am the vendor that goes by the name Lance Armstrong. I figgured I'd be a good thing to take the time to share the selling philosophy behind this alias. I ship from Germay to the EU.

I've been a Silkroad(V1) customer for a while myself and I found that some vendors behaved as if SR was their personal street corner.

Unexplained delays, crappy quality, no transparency and shitty customer treatement (I say treatement because calling it service would be undeserved). I hated ordering on Monday and still having no mail by Saturday. I remember worrying about the possibility of the package being seized because it took such a long time to arrive because a vendor decided it was not really necessary to communicate that he shipped the package 7 days after claiming he did.

I remember ordering based on good looking product pictures just to find the shipped product is some cut up shitty powder.

Out of this frustration this account was born because I feel I can do better then those guys. My promise to you is:

I've been active on SR V2 as a vendor and have >98% positive feedback, this is what some people have said:

5 of 5 5/5 Perfect transaction! Good stealt, everything ok with shipping time, AND: the product is really top notch & worth the price!! Very smooth to snort, clean high, smooth comedown. All in all: a really recommended vendor and product!!! Will write a more detailed review this WE too. For now: THANK YOU VERY MUCH lance

5 of 5 This dude went beyond any Silk Roadedness :) for me to receive the stuff on time! Don't have a scale here but it looks well overweight and he persists it's correct! Will recommend and come back for more!

5 of 5 This guy is the king. the quality is the best i've ever had. overwheigt and the best stealth i have ever seen

Here is my old profile: http://silkroad6ownowfk.onion/users/lance-armstr0ng

I now operate on Agora, and currently stock cocaine and MDMA. Check out my listings: http://agorahooawayyfoe.onion/vendor/lance.armstr0ng

Also for a short period of time: 25% more product for the money. BUT WAIT THAT IS NOT ALL :D Let me know you read this thread and I'll add another 5%.

So if anything that I wrote resonates with you, please give me a shot and let me convince you by providing you with awesome product and an overall smooth experience.

Looking as to how I've been a redditor for a while now let me close with a lame pun: My blow will blow your socks of.

I'll show myself out...

Yours Lance


Comments


[4 Points] None:

Ship to north america?


[1 Points] pinkprincess1:

loving the name......


[1 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

What market? What prices?


[1 Points] pronger:

Do you plan to stock EPO and blood bags? Will you sue me and call me a liar if I leave a truthful negative review? Can I have your last remaining testie?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] ecplove:

If you can use your connections for some pure H, you'll have a customer for life with me.


[1 Points] lance-armstr0ng:

Got Ethylphenidade now too, folks!