Vendor Review - SapioWax 4 orders wax

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: SapioWax/Alphabay`
Product/s reviewed: wax and crumble `
International?: no
Vendor requires FE?: no
Price before shipping: $99 each for 4 things = $396
Shipping cost: $16
Customer Service:
[ x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

__Product Quality: [x ]+5|Highest purity - highly potent [ ]+4|Mostly pure - potent [ ]+3|Minor cut or impurity - strong [ ]+2|Cut and/or impure - medium to weak [ ]+1|Almost entirely cut - very weak [ ]+0|Possibly bunk - no effect |

Processing Speed:| [x ]+5|Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs [ ]+4|Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs [ ]+3|Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs [ ]+2|Package is late [ ]+1|Package is very late [ ]+0|Never received package |

__Price Value: [x ]+5|Excellent - great value & low cost [ ]+4|Moderate - worthy value & fair cost [ ]+3|At-market - neither good nor bad [ ]+2|Below-market - so-so value, high cost [ ]+1|Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost [ ]+0|Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |

I'm pretty new to the darknet markets, and this is the second time I've gotten wax from SapioWax. The first time I got a sampler of five grams of wax. I'm a happy repeat customer and this time I want to pay it forward by writing a review. Today's order that I am reviewing is actually four orders. I got two orders of the five gram sampler shatter for $99 like I got last time (ten grams total), and I got two orders of the five grams of crumble for $99 (ten grams total). So for my four orders I should get 20 grams of stuff for $396. I chose to get all the stuff from SapioWax (rather than mixing it up), because she only makes you pay shipping one time and any additional orders you make at the same time get free shipping. But then I fucked up and forgot to choose "add on, $0" at check out, so I got charged for shipping twice. The usual shipping cost for an order like this is $8, but since I picked the wrong thing I paid $16 for shipping. Ok, I am going to sit here and try each thing and let you know how I find it. (EDIT: turns out I didn't get the crumble, so this is just a review of the wax).

First I opened two packs of wax labeled "Chem D." I put them together and they weigh 2.3 grams. I pulled and it snapped. I was playing with it too much and it started sticking to my fingers before I took the picture, sorry. I held it up to the light and it looked yellow and translucent, just like the SapioWax pics from her ad on AlphaBay. I smoked a little bit to test it and it tasted bright green, delicious and strong as fuck. I don't know if I can taste all these.

https://imgur.com/1TeQG0n

Second I'm going to be more careful as I open a package labled "C4." Ok, this is what the Chem D looked like before I pulled and snapped it a bunch and wore the sharp edges off. See, it's pretty in the light. Mmmm, this shit hits so good, but I forgot to weigh it first! Anyway, there is 1.1 grams left after I tasted it. The flavor wasn't as bright as the Chem D, maybe a little more subtle. I baked as fuck guys.

https://imgur.com/gIURPVv

https://imgur.com/SqqONAr

Third I got three packages of "Dutch Crunch" shatter wax. It weighs 7.5 grams. It's beautiful and tasty and I'm sitting here stoned off my butt wondering what that sound was for like five minutes (it was the freezer running because I forgot to close the door). I'm not a sombulay, so I don't know how to describe tastes of stuff, but it tastes good.

https://imgur.com/RKepWIe

https://imgur.com/R8s0vWa

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Fourthly here is another three packs of I think it says Pineapple Blue Dream and it weighs 7.4 grams. It tastes so good. Every time I read reviews of that poop soup wax I shudder and wonder why the person didn't get some of this tasty tasty shatter. It tastes more like the Dutch Crunch than the Chem D.

https://imgur.com/UsbfYeA

https://imgur.com/vhtnEax

Next here's a package marked GG DC, which I think means good good dutch crunch. This package weighs 5.2 grams. I took a big hit of this one and it tasted bright green like the chem D. I'm going to try an hurry this up. I still need to upload the pictures.

https://imgur.com/t8OxVMJ

https://imgur.com/pXJhzSC

OK, this one is marked GG OG, so I guess it's similar to the good good one before. It weighs 1.1 grams. This one was more subtle, but maybe that's because I took a smaller hit. My eyes are so bloodshot they itch, my mouth is dry, I'm hungry and my neck feels good every time I look up and down and scrunch my shoulders. Ha ha, I'm scrunchin.

https://imgur.com/SIoekWI

https://imgur.com/s23GXsC

Here are two packages marked OG, so I guess its similar to the good good one before. I guess its like being related by marriage. OG is related to GG OG and GG OG is related to GG DC, but GG DC isn't related to OG. But why make dividing lines? We are all one big happy family. Hmmm, looks like the OG shattered in transit. It weigh 2.3 grams. I can't smoke any more, but I'm sure it's delicious.

https://imgur.com/WWGIgvE

https://imgur.com/FtYFS6r

I thought I was going to get half and half shatter/crumble, but looks like she decided to send me all shatter. I ain't mad, but it is curious. Actually I'm tickled pink to get what I got. Hey, looking back over the grams of each thing, it adds up to about 27 grams, but I only paid for 20 grams. I remember she sent the last package heavy as well. I like getting these extra fat packs.

Another good trait for SapioWax is her OPSEC techniques. Some vendors with 99% positive feedback on Alphabay have customers commenting about shitty packaging. That scares me. This package looked professional, like something coming from a business. A very ordinary looking package, but the return address looked like an actual company.

Damn, this took me like ten hours to make. I got so stoned I fell asleep for a while and it took me a while to figure out how to make these imgur links. I guess I forgot to write down the url to my first two links, so I had to reupload them to imgur. It's worth it. I wish all vendors had SapioWax's good OPSEC and great shatter. I want the world to know how great this vendor is.

P.S. My order came with a surprise gift. Don't read this or you will ruin the surprise.

OK, I don't know if I'm allowed to spoil the suprize, but it's a 50 grams carmel yum yum. Last time my buddy and I each ate a piece that was about the size of jolly rancher and had a great time eating chicken tendies and laughing at each other. This is like 12 pieces like that.

https://imgur.com/ZjuVqCu


Comments


[3 Points] D-U-WHY:

eating chicken tendies


[2 Points] None:

You paid over 4 billies for that? Idk how I feel about that homie lol. But I'm happy it all worked out for you


[2 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

Ha ha, I'm scrunchin. LOL, Great review! :D