Its time for the hunter to be the hunted

So this is the second time in a year where there has been a raid/seizure/clusterfuck related to LEOs socially engineering DNM admins to bring down shit.

I say we give them a taste of their own medicine, everyone who is reading this and can pass a drug/background check (probably 0.00001% of the audience here) walk into their nearest FBI field office and pick up an application.

Go to academy, become an agent, rise through the ranks, become director. Then fire all the bastards who did this to us.


Comments


[231 Points] UDNM:

LOL


[137 Points] 5d77236fc1fdc259b962:

I'd rather we wait for a 12 year old opsec prodigy to run SR3.

Either he's so smart that he never gets caught or he'll be a minor and do little to no time.


[34 Points] Sugarpir:

Or we set up a ton of fake markets and make them look like they have a ton of traffic and orders and stuff and brand them with silk road to make the fedz swarm to them and keep them busy, I mean are you gonna get in serious trouble for running a fake market that doesn't sell anything at all?


[32 Points] Borax:

The thing is, if you're bright enough to infiltrate the agencies then there are better things that you could do with your time to disrupt their activity. For something like this you have to be really dedicated from a young age but other disruptions need much less commitment.

I would suggest even just being a respectable member of society and speaking out against these actions is a low risk disruption. The more you can buck stereotypes, the better.


[24 Points] None:

Or, or, you could just run for president of the US and end the war on drugs and make every drug legal and fire everyone in the FBI and DEA. And end the DEA. That's our 2ed option.


[23 Points] None:

Operation: we like drugs


[17 Points] silkyyyyy:

I thought you were going to recommending doxxing them all.


[18 Points] craccracriccrecr:

Don't forget your 4chan costume.


[15 Points] 12_Angry_Fremen:

Everyone mail the FBI sand in protest.


[12 Points] R4ID:

this is some strong acid...


[8 Points] Theeconomist1:

Or, one of us could be President and just abolish the DEA. Or a bunch of us become senators and defund them. I almost went done the FBI path but decided I wanted to make money.


[10 Points] satansanus:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White


[8 Points] thewaybaseballgo:

So, basically, the plot of The Departed.


[7 Points] MyceliumEarth:

Or more realistically, learn their methods and act as an informant for DNM admins on how to remain hidden (aside from the obvious basic opsec that Defcon blatantly neglected)


[8 Points] JacWilliston23:

I will have this completed in 4 years.


[4 Points] shady_varchar:

Either that or cause some mass chaos in one form or the other.


[6 Points] adreamtomeat:

This sounds like a job for Anonymous.


[5 Points] DuhBakedPotato:

I posted a comment saying I wish I could do this. I actually would want to. Just need to stop smoking weed


[5 Points] None:

yeah we should do this!!

everyone who is reading this and can pass a drug/background check (probably 0.00001% of the audience here)

oh... yeah that might be a problem.


[6 Points] None:

One of my friends and I were talking about doing this with the NSA because we were both top of the class and go to prestigious universities and are otherwise ideal candidates but I'm sure they would scan through our texts and see stuff that they won't like. We've praised snowden and talked about how 9/11 was a conspiracy.


[3 Points] MrCrappy57:

I'm an honest, law-abiding citizen, however this dude makes a point. also dig this. http://imgur.com/DbAU3AW


[2 Points] Peterpanstrikes:

°ROFL°


[2 Points] IFrieza:

This would make a good movie.


[2 Points] Casualties:

what


[2 Points] SpaceTire:

Operation Snow White.


[2 Points] Simbamatic:

Okay. I'll report back in 15 years. Wait for me.


[2 Points] roidragequit:

I'm planning on joining the FBI, but only because swatting down nerds playing pretend hacker/drug-king is hilarious


[0 Points] akcom:

That's cute, kid.


[1 Points] pfhwheel:

i'm on this guys, getting my top secret clearance now. Soon I will be Obama.


[1 Points] RealSteele:

I have clean piss and a law enforcement degree. Guys.... I'M ON IT!


[1 Points] sorrybouthatsport:

I heard about a guy who was hired manager fbi man and HE said in his office past the vending machine that doesn't have fritos any more there is the office of self felating chimpanzees working on darkknet markets. Like woah!


[1 Points] screwgreed:

Fire the bastards, who did this too us... More like fire the bastard so that you can calm down. As someone who can pass a drug/background test, No thanks, I pass this order.


[1 Points] IwillBeDamned:

LEO? or was that a typo for LFO? what does this mean?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] GIEV_RP_PLZ:

We need more people like you on /r/dnmcirclejerk


[1 Points] Druizzi:

Or just get in there, learn how they did it, and report back, making up a team of hackers, taking over a NEW black market from the inside, undfer the guise of another investigation.


[1 Points] thehaga:

lol, dont they do polygraphs? might be difficult


[1 Points] None:

EVE is real.


[1 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

well dammit now you outed me. Back to the drawing board.


[1 Points] g8rman05:

Maaan, I dunno. I have enough trouble getting the motivation to get out of the bed to pee. I'm not sure I'd even be able to fill out that whole application.


[1 Points] Mith8:

HAHAHAHA!

Glorious. Yeah, I'm sure after 30+ years of working to become director, they're totally going to throw away high pay and a stable job for a bunch of middle-aged butthurt drug addled-fools.


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] hdheuud:

I can pass a background check and a drug test