I've seen a UK weed vendor describe the high from his weed as being "psychotic but not physical" which really made me laugh.
Just wondering what things others have seen over the years.
Funny descriptions that you've seen vendors use to describe their product.
I've seen a UK weed vendor describe the high from his weed as being "psychotic but not physical" which really made me laugh.
Just wondering what things others have seen over the years.
[23 Points] evil_olive23:
[17 Points] BurbankJoe:
Optimon has an electrical outlet hiding stash and says its the exact same one used in breaking bad. Trying to buy hype of BB when all Walt did was tape the ricin to the wall plate.
edit: one is not even a freaking wall plate, lol.
Did you watch breaking Bad? Do you remember where Walter hided the Ricin ? In a plug , right? When he came back to his house, after the whole place was a wrack the Ricin was still there, in his wall plug stash! It's the best hiding place in your house ! Be smart like Walter White and hide your stuff there!
[16 Points] talktomejuan:
"90% pure coke."
That's false 100% of the time.
[14 Points] None:
Sand, like from the fucking beach.
[10 Points] wasmynameagain:
I can't quote it, but here is was an example for Mirkov, an english Coke (among other things now I think) vendor who is known for his VERY high quality % cola:
"Be ready with a hooker on hand after purchasing this coke, it's going to make you want to fuck anything that moves"
It was true. Very true. IDK how coke does that, or if it's a cut, but to this day he has had the most pure coke I've ever had.
[6 Points] Vendor_BBMC:
One of my customers messaged me with a description of a 3-way he had with his Mrs and her friend, thanking me for making it happen.
I asked him if I could use it as the product listing. He agreed, and I copied and pasted it, verbatim.
[3 Points] None:
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[2 Points] None:
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GWL is always funny. Here is one from his Cialis listing
His clonotril listings were pretty funny too. Something about having a few drinks and waking up several states away with a suitor who thinks you have a "purty" mouth