What can you do or say in case police wait outside your home to pick the letter?

This happend in the past, police bust the vendor, found an address (which happend to be 200g weed purchase)
After that they waited outside the buyer's house and bust him when he went out to pick the letter, is there something you can do or say in such situation? They will not have any evidence you bought it.


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[47 Points] AdobeHashPlayer:

"IS IT ILLEGAL TO PICK UP MY GODDAMN MAIL!?"


[42 Points] None:

GODDAMMIT, I HAVE TO RESPOND AGAIN IN CASE YOU DOUBT THE ADVICE GIVEN. YOU DON"T SAY A FUCKING THING TO A COP. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THINGS YOU SAY TO THEM CAN BE HELD AGAINS YOU IN COURT, BUT LESS COMMON IS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THEY ARE FORBIDDEN FROM TESTIFYING ON YOUR BEHALF. EVERYONE KNOWS THE SCRIPT THEY ARE REQUIRED TO RECITE WHEN MAKING AN ARREST, 'ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW'. WHAT REMAINS UNSAID IS THAT THEY CANNOT TESTIFY REGARDING YOUR STATEMENTS IN YOUR DEFENSE. THEY ARE PROHIBITED FROM DOING SO.

NEVER SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'I WANT MY LAWYER', THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXCEPTION BEING "I WANT TO COOPERATE IN THE FULLEST, BUT BEFORE WE SPEAK AGAIN I NEED TO TALK TO MY LAWYER." THAT IS THE TOTAL ACCEPTABLE COMMUNICATION, PERIOD. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TALK THEM OUT OF IT. I CAN'T TALK THEM OUT OF IT, AND I'M GOING TO LAW SCHOOL NEXT YEAR. COPS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TESTIFY FOR JESUS IF HE JAYWALKED DURING THE SECONG COMING AND WAS PLACED UNDER ARREST. AND YOU ARE NOT JESUS

Any other answer is wrong, stupid, and will lead to jail


[32 Points] shadowofashadow:

You never say anything. Do not talk to cops.


[29 Points] Klausar:

Go out naked. They can't arrest you when you're naked, it's a loophole in the law.


[21 Points] rubermnkey:

order a pizza and in the special instructions ask them to grab your mail for you.

have a friend fire off a few fireworks a block or two over and report they heard gunfire, grab mail while cops are responding and head to friends house.


[10 Points] darkswizzly:

would you like some coffee or shit?


[6 Points] underworldsheriff:

Bend over and spread your cheeks


[7 Points] ImNotElum:

"so, can i have my illegal substances back when you guys let me out of jail?"


[6 Points] None:

You say nothing. ANy other answer is stupid


[5 Points] None:

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[5 Points] CognitiveDissident7:

"Am I under arrest?"

"Am I free to go? "

Just keep alternating between those two questions until you get an answer and then shut up or leave depending on the answer.


[3 Points] Just4theDrama:

Order your own shit. I am Not The sharing type Of person.


[3 Points] JohnGawdy:

The Ole banana in tailpipe trick?


[1 Points] BabymanBabyhands:

They have PLENTY of evidence you bought it. That's why they're parked outside your place. You're already fucked. Don't make it worse. SAY NOTHING.


[-1 Points] Fentanyl4all:

do you know my father???? he's a lawyer and im will have your badge