[PSA/Article] Swiss Robot programmed to buy ecstasy and a passport has been released from jail (xpost /r/worldnews)
[29 Points] None:
[28 Points] SRxoxoxoxoxo:
"and 120mg of MDMA in the form of 10 yellow pills"
...those are some hardcore 12mg rolls brah...
[25 Points] Plutarch9:
I once built a robot to order drugs... but it took shrooms and became self aware! I had to bash it with a chair before it could get into the internet and cause a singularity. Close one there.
[14 Points] MLP_is_my_OPSEC:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, they arrested a robot for fuck sake. I wonder if I can order a QP of green in the name of art?
[13 Points] XanaxBaratheon:
How does a robot buy a fake passport? Don't you need to send a pic?
[16 Points] kernunnos77:
I sincerely hope the robot looked something like this.
[8 Points] Big_Daddy_Trucknutz:
Great, now the Swedes are halfway to making a gay terminator.
[4 Points] neverforget1:
I wonder if the bot finalized its orders.
[5 Points] NotTitoJackson:
I hope he seeks treatment and turns his life around.
[3 Points] LAWABIDINGSHITIZEN:
dis robot copped some fags, a right cool cap yeah and some designer pants? and a lil x? and it got a can to hide it in, yeah?
lil bugger is aight wif me, dont be tlking shit abot my boi m8, he shag'd ur nan and she wuz smokin iz fags all nite u wanker cunt.
Well that settles it in my opinion. That machine passed the Turing test. It tricked multiple vendors into thinking it was a human and even picked some cool swag.