[Vendor Review] Evo Medibles Review Roundup (RosesGarden, TheBestCannabis, Angelina, EmeraldTriangle)

Before I start, let me just say that I am a heavy smoker with a high tolerance and a penchant for honesty, so some of my numbers may seem harsh in comparison to other reviewers but take them with a grain of salt, considering I typically smoke 2g of flowers or equivalent a day. I hope I do not offend any of the vendors I am reviewing, I am trying to be as honest as possible without taking any low blows, you all provide an excellent service.

I also butchered the review template to suit this, hope it works.

  1. Setting
    • Vendor - RosesGarden
    • Market - Evolution
    • Product - 12X DOSE Cannabis Chocolate Bar!
    • Price - ~$40 total after shipping
    • Countries - USA/USA
  2. Vendor
    • Shipping - Reasonable, about 6 days from order to arrival.
    • Stealth - Adequate for domestic and typical for weed/edibles
    • Communication - Responded to my only inquiry quickly and professionally.
  3. Product
    • Potency - Slightly less than expected for "12x"
    • Taste - 7/10. Better than I expected for weed chocolate.
    • Price Value - Feels like I paid a lot for the wrapper.
    • Aesthetic - Quite well done. Nice wrapper, good look.
  4. Comments: Not bad. Product looks very professional, but I ate 5 squares and was decently stoned but ultimately underwhelmed. Fairly lazy body high, felt like decarb went too long or starting material was old. After giving some test squares to friends with low tolerance I can verify it is fairly effective, but definitely not a show stopper on potency. Will probably return again at some point to try a new batch or another product.

  5. Setting

    • Vendor - EmeraldTriangle
    • Market - Evolution
    • Product - THC Suckers - Raspberry
    • Price - ~$7 each after shipping
    • Countries - USA/USA
  6. Vendor

    • Shipping - Fast, about 4 days from order to arrival.
    • Stealth - Slightly above average effort for weed/edibles.
    • Communication - N/A.
  7. Product

    • Potency - Decent. Listed as 100mg, had to eat 4.
    • Taste - 3/10. Fairly unpleasant.
    • Price Value - 5/10. Average.
    • Aesthetic - Good. None were broken or badly melted.
  8. Comments: Overall because of the taste I would probably not order these again. Maybe I am just not a raspberry flavoring fan though, tasted very cough syrup-y and left a very unpleasant after taste in my mouth and throat for about an hour. Stealth was above average but not exceptional, shipping was quite prompt though, marked as shipped under 24 hours. To get fairly stoned I had to eat four of them, which was quite a fucking chore considering the taste. Also felt like I was eating way too much sugar in comparison to how high I got, personally I would prefer a more potent product by weight so that I don't have to become one with diabeetus just to get an edibles high.

  9. Setting

    • Vendor - TheBestCannabis
    • Market - Evolution
    • Product - 50g of Fucking Amazing Fudge: Cannabis and Mushroom Combo
    • Price - ~$50 total after shipping
    • Countries - USA/USA
  10. Vendor

    • Shipping - Slower, about 7 days from order to arrival.
    • Stealth - Well above average for domestic
    • Communication - Responds quickly and super patiently.
  11. Product - Fudge

    • Potency - Fairly wild ride, way more than I expected.
    • Taste - 7/10. Fairly strong hashy flavor but really quite tasty.
    • Price Value - 8/10. Even threw in a free 225mg cannabis lollipop.
    • Aesthetic - Could be better. Looked like a big lump of chocolate.
  12. Product - Free Lolli

    • Potency - Rated as 225mg, seems on point.
    • Taste - 8/10. This guy only uses lemon for flavor and it works.
    • Price Value - 10/10. Can't beat a freebie.
    • Aesthetic - Great packaging on this, pop was almost see-through which I loved.
  13. Comments: Overall this was my most pleasant edibles order in a while. Probably not fair to directly compare the fudge to other vendor's edibles because it contains mushrooms too, but it is pretty much the same price point and the same target market so I thought I would include it in the reviews. This stuff was amazing, really blew me out of the water for about 6 hours. I have done mushrooms probably half a dozen times up to as much as three grams at once so I didn't think this would really floor me that much, but boy was I wrong. Something about the combination in this is just......intense, in the best possible way. I was hesitant with this vendor at first because of a $30 shipping (right?) cost for each order, but after some back and forth I decided to give it a shot and am so happy I did. I ate the lollipop on a different day than the fudge entirely and it actually provided a really nice exprience of its own, comparable to my 5 squares of Roses' 12x bar. I was also really expecting it to taste like shit considering experiences with some other lollipops, but apparently these are made with only sugar, lemon, and cannabis, and it shows in the taste, no weird medicinally syrupy flavor coating my throat, just a pleasant subtle lemony hash taste which I don't mind at all. Considering it was free and not $40 I was stoked! To top everything off with this order the stealth effort for domestic is the final icing on the cake for me, I can really get behind a vendor that takes sending felonies as seriously as possible. The only deficit here was that shipping took 7 days from order.

  14. Setting

    • Vendor - Angelina
    • Market - Evolution
    • Product - Angelina's Daze - Lemon-Aide Suckers
    • Price - ~$8/ea after shipping
    • Countries - USA/USA
  15. Vendor

    • Shipping - Slow. Almost two weeks for arrival.
    • Stealth - Adequate for domestic and typical for weed/edibles
    • Communication - Decent response time, professional.
  16. Product

    • Potency - Decent. Listed as 94mg, had to eat 4.
    • Taste - 6/10. Not bad at all, slightly too lemony.
    • Price Value - 5/10. Average I guess for the potency.
    • Aesthetic - Good. None broken or badly melted.
  17. Comments:Had to wait quite a while for this to show up, but otherwise fairly par for the course. Slightly more expensive than Emerald's pops, slightly tastier but still seemed to have a weird flavoring after-taste that I didn't care for, almost like I had drank a diet lemonade or something. Ate 4 to get a decent body-buzz, nothing special. Shared the same problems as Emerald's pops in that I felt like I had to eat a lot of sugar to get high enough.


Comments


[7 Points] holecloud:

TheBestCannabis

I was hesitant with this vendor at first because of a $30 shipping (right?) cost for each order, but after some back and forth I decided to give it a shot

Shipping - Slower, about 7 days from order to arrival.

$30 for shipping? That is fucking insane, and he couldn't be bothered to sent it out quicker? Fuck that. More like TheSlowCannabis.

Vendor - Angelina

Shipping - Slow. Almost two weeks for arrival.

Price Value - 5/10. Average I guess for the potency.

Two weeks? Wow, two weeks for some suckers? That's a long ass time, correct me if I'm wrong. I've had clearnet China merchandise arrive quicker than that. No way I'd order with a 2 week ship time. I cant believe that it took two weeks. Nope. Nope. Nope.

EDIT: format


[2 Points] holecloud:

This, my friends, is how a review should be done. I feel like I could order from any of these vendors and not have to ask any more questions, which is what a review should accomplish.

Take notes people.......................


[2 Points] CosmoKev:

Thank you for the reviews. Helps narrow them down for me.


[1 Points] radiumcandy:

I also ordered from ET recently. I got the cinnamon ones - it disguises the taste of the ganja really well, IMO. I'll be ordering again because of the shipping speed and how relatively discreet the pops are.

Unlike you, though, I'm a total fucking lightweight and can get to 10/10 with half a pop on a full stomach.