I have multiple assignments due Monday along with online shit due in... well... today is technically Sunday, so due today!
These assignments are long as God's balls. That is, if one assumes that "our holy creator's" sack is ungodly large and long, ironically. Pun intended, I guess? Or maybe it's just irony.
Get it -- God, ungodly. Alright, go fuck yourself.
Modafinil and Energy Drink binge. Lol...
Happy Halloween!
EDIT:
Can you believe this idiocy??
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doodie
"1.(n.)an unpleasant word that usually small children use to describe how they don't like someone; just plain creepy when a parent says it. "
C'mon, man! I thought we were all in agreament that doodie meant poop...Strictly poop! Nothing more, nothing less! FUCK!
I'm in, but just because I'm a lame ass. Lots of parties I could go to, but I don't drink or smoke weed anymore, no heroin to accompany me, so I didn't bother. I can't stand being around drunk ppl if I'm not drunk.