Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[7 Points] spencerrrrrrrr:

Friday night dropped half a gram of mescaline and my mates each took a couple tabs, except one took four tabs. Good night until the blunts were brought out and the guy who took four went into psychosis at like 3 in the morning. Had to uber it to a real life drug dealer to squirt a bit of alprazolam down his throat. Solved the problem and I got some cocaine off him too. Overall was a good night.


[7 Points] UmbrellaTurtle:

I got high. I made a post in this sub. I followed thru and reviewed the vendor, it was just as long. Basically I smoked a lot of meth and felt like the next Ernest Hemmingway but probably turned out more of a Stephanie Meyer clone.

I took the pill that was the subject of my first post and slept for 15 hours with some crazy vivid dreams, that was fun too.

Between the two, I seem to have gone scavenging and come home with 3 microwaves, a TV with remote, a typewriter, two hifi units and an empty computer tower which is HUGE and has a kickass transformer sticker on it. I'm guessing none of it will work (presumably why it was being thrown out) but it feels like christmas until I confirm that.


[4 Points] samwhiskey:

Hope this terrible headache goes away soon. The wife and I plan on doing a piracetam/LSD combo in a couple hours. It's supposed to make the trip more intense and better.


[4 Points] eyrogeg:

ab and dream are controlled by hitler living in the hiden face of the moon he is receiving internet throught 4g smartphone ralying hotspot fron earth, each one placed in a baloon to relay the relay to the next relay each one have a tiny solar panel all this in cooperation with nsa who created tor and pgp in the aim to decrypt address to destroy their enemies. elvis preslay operate numerous famous big vendor notably bbmc alpraking john gg team trust and is working togrt as much addresses as possible by providing good service but in fact is only to serve is old friznd hitler who he met while living in the moon all started when elvis was dancing like crazy on cocaine with some moons female hitler was like woah who is that alpha male captain of the mankind source soul i need him to conqueer the world the plan is to get as much fzmale on earth pregnat from elvis to improve human kind hitler thinkthat sich good semens is incompatible with jews and such jews will extinct by themself no more need to massmurder as he get in his mind that is bad marketing uf you look carefullt dea agent in action you will get it all straight: their feets are dancing like crazy when they run to dealers because that is their dna look caregully each one of them you will get it thrir mom was pregnencied by some elvis semens they are in the same famolly to conUeerre the world and you do this with money this is why they all get implicated with drug since the creation of cocaine everything is slowily but surely gainig place and you can be sure one of the daugher of your daughter of daughert will make born to a little elvis and planet erath willl e a gieant dancefloor everybosy snorting cocaine sold by WHO ???? the fucking elvis presley on dnm master of the world we are all his slave to dance and snort then we now live in a glory ball of happyness


[1 Points] Heroic-Dose:

Got high Went to sleep


[1 Points] bubba_was_a_lie:

Ate some of John_'s LSD in a hotel room with the love of my life. We drank fireball and screamed Beatles songs. It was wonderful....a friend had a minor freak out but all was well in the end.


[1 Points] None:

Sobriety's for pussies.

Gimme my prize!


[1 Points] whyNOTtrycrack:

doing crack again, maybe i can afford a crack habit, i hope not


[1 Points] thatskank:

OMG I can post again. I spent the weekend barred out off of bars from literally every vendor on the DNMs delivering pizzas letting RXChemist's modafinil fight off the tarding so I could get the job done.

Pharma-Master's 3mg GG249s hit the hardest. THANKS BRO. Illin n' shillin' baby.

I'll be reviewing several vendors when my new phone comes in as I lost mine during my excessive barred out state.


[0 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho....Bahahaha!!!!!