Mail yourself a kilo from South America?

I hear a kilo of uncut coke is around $2000-3000.

If you break it up into smaller chunks and mail them mylar sealed to drops in USA, I am positive they would make it through. I think with good enough stealth you could easily get a kilo to USA and resell for over 15x as much. You could stay in south america and watch tracking to make sure it got delivered, and if it got seized at customs you're not in USA, and they're not gonna go looking for you.

Has anyone done this? What are your thoughts on this?


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[42 Points] None:

Mail myself one of them hot ass Brazilian women with a big ole ass!!!!


[30 Points] Letsdoallthedrugs:

This sounds like the intro to a "Locked up abroad" episode.


[19 Points] None:

Mail yourself a controlled delivery.


[7 Points] mercilesssgirth:

no matter how good you think your stealth is you will not get a fucking kilo mailed to a residence in the USA from anywhere in South America. Will not happen.


[5 Points] SpaceExplora:

Of course it's doable, I'm sure there are people doing it. But it's also very risky.

I'd try a quarter first. 250g/8.8oz.

Make sure it's a machinable standard letter to get less scrutiny, which means standard envelope and under 3.5oz total weight. With vacc/mylar/few sheets paper you could get 1.5-2oz in a stealthy but common looking letter, so you're looking at sending 5 letters for 250g.

Since it's only a handful one time you could probably send from one place, especially with good business-mail stealth. Vacation resort offers? Best to ship from different locations if you decide to do it repeatedl, though.

Generally I'd say one pack to each destination, so have some decent drops... but that can depend on the stealth. It doesn't seem too crazy for someone to get brochures from a few different resorts in a nice vacation beach town in a short period of time. Sure, you don't normally get mail from that country... but you're planning a trip. Again, if it's done repeatedly this would probably just start to stand out instead of blending in. Why does this fucker love hotels so much?


[5 Points] SlappySpanBank:

Put $2,000 into the stealth and you might get it through


[3 Points] None:

If you had a boat and lived on the gulf coast, you could just cross the gulf into SA or Central A. Honduras is right next to Belize. If shit went bad you could just stay in Belize


[3 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[3 Points] Borrillz:

Road trip to South America, grab the key, dissolve it in a case(s) of waterbottles and somehow reseal them with fresh caps, take a vacation and drive back with your key.

Freebase and resalt when you get back. Is this feasible? It's pretty understandable that a tourist driving through SA from the US would have several cases of water with them in case they got stuck, and if the bottles are sealed still they wouldn't raise suspicion even if inspected.


[1 Points] MelGibsonDiedForUs:

Drug traffickers account for X amount of product being seized when they ship it north, it is part of their business plan. You are not a Druglord. This will not end well for you.


[1 Points] Neurobomb:

I would imagine that all post entering the us from those countries is under heavy scrutiny


[1 Points] back2ballin:

i think the hard part would be finding a reliable connect in a foreign country


[1 Points] Fukthishat:

I would say mail it somewhere in the EU and then have it remailed to the states. Or mail it to Asia or something and then remailed to the states. Idk if it will work but the only reason coke even makes it into the US in large amounts is because people are being paid off to look the other way


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I think $2000-3000 is a bit pricey for Brazil.


[1 Points] None:

If it was possible someone would already be doing it, back on SR there was a vendor that was South America and he quit cause hardly any packs ever showed up


[1 Points] Sunline_Inc:

I was thinking mail yourself some heroin from the golden triangle...


[1 Points] None:

Like others have said, I would look for a low risk intermediary country that treats South America as low risk for inbound mail or has infrastructure to bad to do a good job of checking.

This country needs to have a low risk inbound profile into the US & then that would possibly work.

I would not mail it to myself and it needs to be in 1kg in very small amounts so probably 3gm per mail item and then have a system setup at the other end to capture all those little items in the US.

If done right & it would take a huge amount of work, you would profit from it a great deal.


[1 Points] PlopDropper:

Buy a flock of racing pigeons. Train them to always fly back to your home. Take them to SA and tie a few grams to every ones foot. Let loose. Profit.


[0 Points] timewarpingblackouts:

Nah start out small, like getting a sample to Energy Control maybe. Imagine you all think you've got the pure and it comes back in the 70s and 80s because it's getting cut higher up than the average South American or Costa Rican dealer level? I wouldn't take anyone's word about purity other than lab test results even if I were from there.