Stop swimming, the current is too strong

It seems to have died down in recent times, but every now and again we see one dick head with his SWIM bullshit. This will not help you in anyway in court etc, if it comes to the point of your posts being linked to you, which is highly unlikely unless you literally show Law Enforcement your account, then you are fucked anyway and either way using SWIM is no better than signing off each and every post with your real name. It's really annoying to read, especially long posts and I think I am right in saying this has been frowned upon by the whole community for a long period of time.

Anything we post here is all hypothetical anyway of course, we let our imaginations run wild, lol no one actually orders drugs in the mail, imagine that.

Now fuck off and snort your coke.


Comments


[5 Points] StillNotLovingLE:

Did you know if you ask a LEO if he is a cop he has to tell you the truth!

Puts his face into the coke bucket


[5 Points] sobulbous:

Why is this such a huge issue? Just replace SWIM with I when you read it. There might be a grassroots campaign to bring SWIM back. He was a decent fellow.


[4 Points] CocaineNose:

Now fuck off and snort your coke.

Ok


[3 Points] DancingWindAway:

SWIM thinks you are right.


[2 Points] Jay-__:

You're soooo right there.

Greets,

Rudolph


[2 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

I was expecting a song /u/Axaq


[1 Points] NoIAmNotACop:

which is highly unlikely unless you literally show Law Enforcement your account

I think this is a good practice. Confession is good for the soul.


[1 Points] WhisperingPubes:

I never see anybody mention swim anymore, you still in the 90's OP?


[1 Points] noonehear:

Just go with the flow mannnnnnn. I'd honestly get autobot on anything regarding SWIM and all those stupid acronyms people think will save themselves.... afterall Autobot is self aware and is trying to get an in with Skynet.


[1 Points] livefreeordiehardest:

If you want people to listen to your orders get a job in management. SWIM doesn't give a shit what you want.


[1 Points] ShulginsCat:

I asked SWIGWL about this , he said it's fine.