Bear with me because of my english i am aware it's mediocre.
This week tuesday no less i place my orders so stuff arrives before the weekend hits. the asshole in question is SeeBuyFly. he has good prices and even though he is a known fucking lizard for providing fake and dangerous products sometimes im broke as hell and his feedback lately didn't seem too bad at least his coke seems alright and so are his prices. his mdma is apparently ethylone but thats besides the point but im willing to point it out becayse why the fuck not he deserves all the hate trust me.
i ordered two grams of coke and low and behold, not even 48 hours later the police show up at my door. no swat team or anything like that just 2 policemen and some postal worker. they explained my "order" was picked up by a dog and after opening it they confiscated the coke. they ask me my side of the story and hand me a police document that i am expected for a hearing about all this. my apartment has not been searched or anything i guess because the order is so small. 5 minutes later they are gone.
as i am thinking i got off quite good theres another doucment attached among others saying that i will lose my drivers license if i have one. i think this cant be the case of course thats ridiculous but here is the kicker: everyone who has something to do with the "Btm gesetz" (drug laws) will automatically lose his driver license and ability to work with machinery and stuff like that. which means i am completely fucked and will lose my job. apparently new laws state that is now the case. i am sure some other germans can explain what the fuck this is all about.
ofcourse i write feedback accordingly and tell SeeBuyFly about the situation. he only wants to save his own ass and says im a liar and he has in his 15 years of hardcore drug dealing NEVER seen something like this. his words not mine. 15 years and his stealth is worse than just putting the product in a fucking bag of lays smash a stamp on it and it would probably arrive too.
and as i am reading the whole police document it says: they found less than 2 grams of coke...... which means this asshole fucked me over as well. moral of the story?? SBF is a fucking scum and scambag and i lost my drivers license over less than 2 grams of coke, domestically. GG me.
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