(VENDOR REVIEW) LeftCoastLabs 7G Cocaine

note: The vendor offers an extra gram for a Reddit review (arranged before shipping, doesn't seem to be contingent on a good review). I didn't take him up on the offer. I'm not sure why he sent the extra gram since he did, I figured I'd write the review anyway. I copied iTooEnjoyDrug's review format because I liked it but I left out the chemistry/testing stuff. Yes, this is a fresh account, I promise I'm not a shill but you can take the review or leave it.

VENDOR: LeftCoastLabs

MARKET: Alphabay

PRODUCT: 7 grams of cocaine (advertised in the usual FISHSCALE DISCO SHIT etc way, he only has one type of coke)

ACTUAL WEIGHT: just short of 8g

PRICE: 395+shipping/fees = about $415 from dollars in hand to product at door.

SHIPPING: 8$ priority mail

SHIPPING TIME: ordered Monday afternoon, marked shipped Tuesday am, received on Wednesday(!) STEALTH: No decoy, Mylar+vacuum seal present. Fine for a domestic pack, but I was glad I opened it alone. PRODUCT APPEARANCE: Received a big 4 gram rock, a bunch of smaller ones, and some loose powder/pebbles. Nice pearlescent/fishscale shine to both the outside and inside of rocks. Product was a little wet/moist and definitely benefited from hotplating. Has that "good coke" freezy/gas smell to it.

PRODUCT TEST: Little bit of a burn snorting it, prominent chemical smell that I personally associate with crushed Adderall IRs (definitely not saying this is cute with amphetamines, that's just a point of reference), but also certainly that good coke smell. Cuts like soap with a razor. Taste - really bitter for coke, not quite at that "holy shit this is awful" Alprazolam level but definitely bad. If you're someone who gets a lot of drip you might find this stuff a little unpleasant. Euphoria is strong and comes on slow, the other stim effects seem like they have legs - been an hour since my last line and I still feel pretty wired/am writing this to kill time until I feel sleepy, but I did have a few drinks with the coke. Start wanting more after about 30 minutes. Didn't catch myself clenching my jaw or doing other weird stim fidgeting - usually I'm really susceptible to this.

PRODUCT OVERALL: Solid gear but not the best I've ever had, rated 8.5/10. The bitterness, the burn and the smell when insufflated make me slightly curious about cuts but I have no doubts about finishing the bag, it is good stuff. Not going to try and guess the purity, I'm no lineking (PBUH)

NEXT DAY: Haven't slept yet. Will update if I remember.

OVERALL OVERALL: Good product at a good price, vendor shipped quick, and I'm coked out at 7:30 am on a Wednesday. Only disadvantage is that the smallest amount of product the vendor sells is 7 grams at $400 but if you're reading an internet cocaine review you can probably swing that.

STUPID COMPLAINT: Vendor shipped the stuff in a weird half-sandwich size bag which is annoying because I don't keep gram bags on deck and have to go buy some if I want to stick a little bit in my wallet for a night out.


Comments


[6 Points] None:

I was thinking of adding 2 g cut to a 14g of his batch, and flipping it. MInd you the place being flipped at, current quality of cocaine is equal to baking soda. I literally tasted and tried a small line of this dudes coke once, 100% baking soda taste, no numbness, smelled like fucking salt, barely a buzz. Should be power still right? Not really into coke. JUst trying to scretch my flip if possible.


[2 Points] bootyhumper:

You're reviewing the wrong vendor...you ordered FISHSCALE DISCO SHIT from LeftCoastEnV, not LeftCoastLabs..


[1 Points] JelloCreationist:

You got any pics, fam


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] awsheeeeeeeeeeet-:

yeah i had some of his a while back. Shit was good but for sure speedy as hell. Couldnt go to sleep and ended up doing half the bag with a homie that night.. haha


[1 Points] None:

Whos your fav vendor