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Details
Vendor:[BlueViking]
Market: [Agora]
Product: [115 Japanese Whites]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [Yes]
Vacuum Sealed: [NO]
Decoy: [YES] God damn it BV!
Handwriting: [YES]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10 None needes
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10 Came in 4 days
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100
Where to even begin.
0~45: Nothing. Just chilling. Just ordered chinese with the girl pal. Call her Z
45~ 1hr: Starting to feel it kick in. Z already starting in her head space.
1~115: Z and I start fucking. Like going the fuck at it . Primal. She comes so hard while went down her I literally had a cup of her cum in my hands.
115~145(?): I can't tell if we are fucking and not and chilling and what is sex and what is not. Like I can't describe it. Just touching her anywhere was a lifetime of sex. I started to get tired and this...this is when shit got bad.
145~250: I start to drift to sleep. And as I do I'm rambling on about to Comoss and things. And then I stop talking as I drift in. I didn't find this out until we both came to but my voice was basically her anchor. When I stop talking she went down the rabbit hole to a place of no return.
She told me that when she didn't hear my voice she thought I wasn't there. That I had left or was there in the first place. So she thinks to go check. SO SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE BUTT ASS NAKED TO SEARCH FOR ME! Holy shit guys. Our neighborhood is not the best. Like fuck me!
At some point I feel the cold of the bed and jolt the fuck up. That is the most vivid part of the trip. I was still tripping hard but I knew I need to pull my ahit together and get her. I run out the room to look for her BUTT ASS NAKED. So now there are two butt ass naked people on the street. Skipping some stuff. Finally found her next to my car. She told me that she new I was real because my car was there and she was waiting for me.
ENTER TWO HOMLESS PEOPLE. There were like why are you are outside. Why are you naked. They gave us some of their clothes! I woke up with anther persons clothes on. Geez us. Back to the story. So they start inviting us back to their place. Trying to incite a 4some. God no. I'm walking back to our room. Trying so hard. It was a journey. Back to bed back to sleep
250~full alert
So this is what got me. Z keeps saying it time to get up and go home. I looked and it was 3am I was like this is another trip trying to fuck with me. So for the next hour I'm trying to sleep but she keeps trying to say get up and go. The whole time I think this a dream. I T I S N O T !!
She was in a loop and it fucked with me until we both showered and shit started to click.
Now writing this. Boy what a night
Tldr BV shit is great. Lock your doors and dont have 4somes with homeless people
Hahahahahaha awesome trip report bro, well, except for you having to hunt her nakedness down. You also were given clothes from homeless people?? The hell!? How many did you take bro!??