[OPSEC/Computer] Rate my OPSEC

  1. Windows 98 laptop- never use anything but my home internet connection which has high tech WEP encryptionation

  2. Always use the .to addy on IE 1.0 - From what I hear the Tor Browser Bundle has already been fucked in the backdoor by Obama

  3. Fuck PGP. why would you guys trust the PGP corporation to not give your address to the FBI? Privnote is far superior.

  4. Order to my parent's house, usually use the name Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Justin Bieber etc. No postal inspector is going to risk getting sued by a big time celebrity like that and my parents think I'm just a neckbeard getting fake fanmail. On top of that they can't prove anything and I might even be able to sue the celebs for getting their drugs mailed to me. Hell yeah!

  5. Always demand the vendor include a CONFIDENTIAL DO NOT OPEN UNLESS AUTHORIZED sticker

  6. Always FE, never too an established vendor because that means they are just that much closer to exit scamming

  7. Fuck vacuum sealing, I just save the vendor time and have him put it in between a few ziplocs with some coffee grinds thrown in the layers.

  8. Only order weed because it is legal in my state and the feds won't be able to do anything.

Any thoughts/suggestions community?


Comments


[5 Points] None:

nigga please


[4 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Only order weed because it is legal in my state and the feds won't be able to do anything.

i'm sorry to say but you're gonna have a rude awakening one of these days. just because it's legal in your state, doesn't mean you won't get in trouble. weed is still federally illegal and the USPS abides by federal law, not state law. if a package gets caught, you'll be looking at federal charges which supersede state law. these charges will range from possession w/ intent to using the mail to transport illicit goods and smuggling across state lines. they might also try and stick you with a conspiracy charge because there's more than one person involved w/ the crime (you & your vendor) and aiding a criminal organization (because the market takes a cut in the form of commissions).

edit: i wrote all that as an honest reply and then realized this is a troll post. wtg op.


[2 Points] epickayful:

Dam I thought he was being serious too....