Okay mail, now show us on the pack where the Feds touched you.

This question has been asked in this sub more than once and the advise I give on the topic seems to satisfy those affected. I wrote this post in hopes that it might help others and so that others can appreciate this idea and gain some personal insight of their own.

Feeling like your personal mail is being fondled and molested by nefarious, tax paid pervs? Heres a solution!


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[33 Points] None:

Mail myself a kilo of flour


[17 Points] -HUP-:

Great post Angel! Always thought it would be fun to see customs faces when they open a pack and see a camera haha :)

For the more paranoid

By creating RFID devices attached to photovoltaic cells with volatile memory chips, interception can be detected prior to picking up product. The interception detecting devices store a state in memory which can be made to transmit after a period of time. Battery powered RFID tags can transmit a signal over one hundred feet. By configuring the devices to wipe the volatile memory if the photovoltaic cell is triggered, we can detect interceptions. If customs opens the package, the photovoltaic cell triggers a wipe function and clears the key stored in memory. By using a wand to scan for the signal produced by the key, you can thus determine if your package was opened between the vendor sending it and your box (No transmit = opened or RFID tag removed ... Transmit = not opened and RFID tag in place). Customs will not be able to replace the state of the volatile memory after triggering the wipe sequence. More sophisticated devices can also be made in order to trigger upon oxygen and other stimuli. These devices can be created for small sums of money and are quite small. Using this sort of technology could protect substantially from the risk of compromise if the vendor is not themselves malicious.

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[6 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

I mail myself....No, I mean I mail MY SElf.....Bahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!


[4 Points] fartcomposer:

write THIS PACKAGE CONTAINS DRUGS on it


[2 Points] xSwrvs:

This is the response now to every "is my address flagged" shitposts hahahaha just fuckin mail yourself something with super low opsec and see if it gets fucked with


[2 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Can I get A Bad Touch....Bahahahahahaahhaa!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k


[1 Points] deuced2damax:

Another thing you could send it to an invalid address and have the return address be your own. it goes all the way to the big sorting center even if its like 6 hours away lol