Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[7 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Maybe its a moronic question, but somebody should ask it:-

Are you starting an exit scam, alphabay?The wallet structure was changed last week, which often heralds an exit scam. The new wallets aren't grouped as "alphabay" in wallet explorer, so I've been keeping an eye out expecting withdrawal issues from alphabay.

Its one year since the last carders' market exit scammed, and 11 months since alphabay became finacially active on the blockchain.

Sure enough, the alphabay sub is full of people asking if anybody else has had success withdrawing bitcoin from alphabay. Deposits are still working, so that final checkbox of "one-way valve wallets" is ticked.

Anybody from alphabay is free to refute that they are at the outset of an exit scam. Hell, if somebody wants to promise us that alphabay will never steal from us, I will trade there myself!

I promise BBMC will never steal anybody's bitcoin.

See? Easy! Your turn now, alphabay....

I'll wait over here for as long as it takes. If we are living in a world where stealing is so routine and expected that its considered impolite to ask about it, nobody told me. If alphabay's attitude is "come on. we all knew what this was", like we have some unspoken understanding that "of course we are going to exit scam. we are carding fraudsters. stealing untraceable cryptocurrency from drug dealers who can't complain is MILES easier" - we don't take that for granted.

So either give your word that you will "do an agora" and shut down honorably when the time comes, or say "We will rob you all, but there are many months of safe trading before then". Alphabay may feel a bit lost for words and awkward if they are exit scamming imminently, but who cares? They deserve it.


[3 Points] whitsquareburst:

I've seen similar posts but all dated about 9-11 months ago.

What sort of interception rate is there currently of packages from NL to the UK?

Looking to bring in 100+ pills to a drop, had good success with smaller orders 25-50 in the past, but recognise the change in parcel size 100 brings. Anyone got any more experience here?


[3 Points] None:

If I set sail for China in a one man sail boat with only beans to eat....Can I use FART power when there is NO wind to propel me & my quest to sail the oceans blue??????


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[2 Points] None:

When installing Tails I cannot get past the step where I install a intermidary drive. It installs tails to the first drive fine, but then when I attempt to boot I get the error message, "cannot find kernel image: /Null"


[1 Points] Dankdankfinger:

So the onion links in the sidebar are always legit? What is a secondary way to verify them?


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[1 Points] Cozzafrenz:

What market generally has the top-tier dispensary buds, US domestic, for cheapest price and best quality?


[1 Points] ChrVSmit12:

Where can I get an invite code for DHL?


[1 Points] R56life:

What happened to DrQuarters?


[1 Points] None:

This will probably get burried, but to you resellers on here. What do you do when a customer asks for their money back. In the streets rules are different than DNM w/escrow, I paid for the pack and flipped it to him, no refunds this isn't target or some shit.

I have other clients so I could completely cut him off until he gets over it, He has nobody else to go to


[1 Points] Look_A_Username:

Why the fuck can't I remember my reddit password. I am on my 4th account. Fucking such Bulls hit. I can Remember every other login, but fucking reddit. Then I get logged out and can't get back in ugh..... Fuck you relay for reddit. Rant over


[1 Points] thatskank:

Is it safe to order from slablabs yet?