So there I am 5 days clean off dope, barred + kpins, waiting in line for a sammich and browsing /r/DarkNetMarkets on my phone and then BAM, POLICE IN MY FACE.

Alright, he wasn't actually in my face. Sorry for sensationalism, but if you could just feel my heart race at the time, he may as well of been giving me a full cavity search in line for a sandwich. He was fully decorated, had just came back from a formal event. Dude looked like he has cracked some meth head skulls in a time or two. For the record, this is Oakland, California, this place isn't pretty, and the tops got quite a rap.

I was looking at this sub and LOOKING at pictures of drugs and he literally is standing right beside me, the next person in line behind me... He possibly looking at me or my phone, fuck I stumbled in there because I'm out of it right now. I got anxiety on a recreational dosage of benzos and I'm very much lightweight to benzos. I'm 5 days clean off dope, after a binge that really left me rough, can't keep any food down, I had to take time off work-- I'm a bitch, whatever, shit is fucked.

I immediately start panicking and say, "Hi, how is it going, you look nice" (LOL?? cause he was in his dress uniform) and he looks at me super weird and goes, "thank you, good, just got back from a funeral." "Oh, sorry to hear that, might I ask whom for?" "Oh some fucking city council fuck, I didn't know em" at this point, I suddenly felt my benzos doing their thing and just loosened up and just shoot the shit with the cop, fully forgetting I had just been possibly showing him drugs on my phone.

He was a cool guy, I tried to buy him a sandwich but he said he couldn't allow it to happen but thanked me. I walked away really happy there is a cool cop like him out there. IDK if this post is acceptable here, but you know what, I love this community and just thought I'd share something that otherwise wouldn't of happened without this community.


Comments


[231 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

Fuckin' white people, goddamn.


[92 Points] None:

"You look nice", omfg I am dying. That is my new go to line when I pass a cop. (Used to be "working hard today, right guys?!")


[49 Points] Rolling_Stonedd:

This sub never gets old lol


[38 Points] jerzze18:

moral of the story. Don't do drugs kids.


[27 Points] shitterplug:

I remember walking into a subway with my girlfriend when I was about 16, both of us absolutely stoned out of our gourds. Anyways, in walks this old timey Boss Hogg looking highway patrol officer. We're barely able to order we were so baked. The dude is obviously getting impatient. Finally, we stammer out our orders, and proceed to checkout. As we're waiting for our subs to toast, Boss Hogg looks us both dead in the eyes and says "Ya'll stoned as hell aint ya? Don't be doing any driving, and for the love of all that is holy, cut back on the dope! You two can barely order a damn sandwich!". We just kinda stare at him in total shock, then mumble out "yes sir" and bust into hysterical laughter. He just kinda shakes his head and continues with his order. We laughed about that for months.


[14 Points] dilirio25:

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What is this?


[8 Points] drugaudits:

Still a better love story then twilight.


[6 Points] Dark-Knight101:

Hush little baby don't say a word and nevermind that noise you heard. It's just the beasts under your bed, in your closet, in your head. EEXIIIT LIIIIIGHT ENTER NIIIIIGHT.


[6 Points] TrippedTimelord:

Congrats on gettin clean. Its worth it.


[6 Points] eleusis211:

There are plenty of cool cops. You start to realize this when you stop breaking the law. But I digress. Congratulations on getting clean. I used benzos to get off dope too. Do what you gotta do, but keep in mind that to keep using them is an almost guaranteed path back to the bad stuff.


[4 Points] starbuxas:

Oakland is one of the kindest and cruelest cities in the USA.


[5 Points] hog_master:

Damn nice tek hope you feel better from the dope withdrawal it sucks :(


[3 Points] Sjsbjdoxjsnd:

You look nice? Tell me you're a girl.


[3 Points] Theeconomist1:

Hopefully you're a chick Bc the "you look nice" would be very awkward otherwise. Lol. You say you're a bitch sometimes so hopefully you are a woman.


[3 Points] young_k:

Why would you offer to buy him a sandwich?


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

Oh you met ohnofiveoh


[2 Points] steggun_cinargo:

That's funny he definitely could have accepted the sandwich since it's under the value to be considered a gift.


[2 Points] None:

Good on you for getting clean.

I really can't stand when people try and attempt to write like Hunter Thompson. Everyone's poor at it.


[2 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

I don't understand why you would talk to a police officer.


[2 Points] JESUSgotNAIL3D:

Kids and drugs. I love it


[1 Points] throwaway8089078:

This question is of vital importance.

What kind of sandwich did you offer to buy him?


[1 Points] None:

Was he Oakland PD? I know the city attorney for Concord jumped off a fucking parking garage downtown last week.


[1 Points] Floofy-Cat:

Oakland CA? He probably used to be an Oaktown "Rider" and did allot more than crack some heads..


[1 Points] be_it_known:

Good Cop Free Sandwich


[1 Points] None:

Bruh im from the east bay too i be in oakland atleast 3 days out of the week fucking around at the sideshows and shit... MOTHERFUCKING COPS HERE ARE IDIOTS WHO ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE GOONS IN THE STREET (I CONSIDER DNM USERS A TIER ABOVE THE CORNER HUGGERS WITH A BAG OF CRACK AND A 40 ON THEM / Yes in oakland they still sell crack!) But tbh bro the only thing to worry about out here in oakland is the feds (XANAXKING OPERATED OUT OF THE EAST BAY) http://sfbay.ca/2014/05/29/xanax-king-charged-with-counterfeiting-pills/ Street cops are nothing to worry about tbh (But always keep caution of course but just play your cool)


[1 Points] TheOneThatFUCKS:

DUDE! You are missing the most important question. The one everyone here has in the head but is afraid asking.

Did you suck his dick?


[1 Points] lordredvampire:

Why did you check illegal drugs on your smartphone? That's a great way to get busted.


[1 Points] None:

8Deuce and Holly! wassss hatnnn


[1 Points] None:

That's some Fear & Loathing shit right there lol


[0 Points] thetinguy:

you people need to stop doing drugs


[-2 Points] ramboozer:

you are a pussy, just end your life with dope


[-2 Points] Azora:

Get this useless shit post off this subreddit, cunt.