GammaGoblin's statement

To squash all the rumors in the threads here that GG admitted to intentionally underdosing tabs or that he's renegging on reships, here is the statement he posted publicly on the Majestic Garden forums a few hours ago:

"I'm sorry for not making a statement earlier, I didn't see TGUK using this opportunity to turn people against us, which is quite low, but not unexpected :) Especially when many of his former customers turn to us because they couldn't handle his attitude even though he has better prices than us, that says a lot.

Indeed we had a problem with a particular batch of Dutch Monomandala tabs, it was most likely our team's mistake because this particular crystal is quite difficult to dissolve in pure alcohol, so most likely it wasn't stirred properly before being laid. We offered a full reship for each underdosed tabs based on subjective statements and without any lab tests. We'd rather take the loss than leave our customers unsatisfied, this was, is and always will be our priority.

We won't restock this particular crystal, we will soon offer a different, higher purity crystal on the same tabs, at the same price. However, current Dutch tabs are not affected as we changed the laying routine.

So once again - anyone affected by underdosed Dutch tabs, please message us via the shop, we will do a full reship."


Comments


[82 Points] coffeencreme:

Seems fair enough doesn't it? Honest, takes responsibility and offers resolution.


[35 Points] wolfmans_cousin:

A lot of you are too emotionally invested in this shit. Let the drama die down and shut the fuck up with all this TGUK GG bullshit. Beginning to see why HoS abandoned ship after all the uproar from the acid experts on this sub.


[9 Points] None:

Anybody know where I can watch star wars online for free? I found some site that plays the first 2 minutes and then redirects you to a survey but thats it.


[6 Points] None:

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[4 Points] showmeurdoobies:

Haters gonna hate. He's making it right. What else can you ask the Goblin to do?


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

"Probably our team's mistake?" How can it possibly anybody else's mistake?

That seems an unlikely explanation to me, as a chemist. If it doesn't dissolve, you're either using the wrong solvent or it's not LSD. Either way, assuming the liquid was given a good shake first there won't be any "hot spots". The entire batch will be underdosed. Every single tab. So every customer of the product should be compensated - at least with the remainder of the (now un-sellable) bad batch.

Making a solution of a known concentration would seem like the minimum chemistry requirement for somebody who doesn't make their own LSD, but uses it to soak paper.

Lets say you didn't cut corners and dissolved it in water, which is slower to dry. You weigh 100 sheets of paper, divide by 100, and find the weight of one sheet (dry).

You saturate a sheet, and weigh it (wet). Using the fact that 1ml of water weighs exactly one gram, you can calculate the number of mls absorbed by a single sheet that is dipped and allowed to dry. Divide this by the number of tabs per sheet, and you find how much solvent (water in this simplified example) is absorbed into one tab. For the sake of arguement, we will say 0.1 ml.

If you are aiming for 110 ug per tab, thats 110ug in 0.1ml, 1,100ug (1.100mg) per ml, or 1.1g of LSD in 1 litre - which would produce just short of 10,000 blotters (you will have a little left over at the end).

Personally, I wouldn't be having a go at Top_Gear_UK as if its somehow HIS fault that "my team" fucked up making some paper wet. But I'm no expert on the LSD business. Maybe it's TGUK's fault for undercutting him, and that's what prompted him to leave half of it "undissolved". In the draw.

Imagine if this story was true, and a "team member" washed half of it out, down the sink. Rats are going to climb out of sewers and start riding tricycles past clocks which are melting, Salvador Dali-style. And I'll be a monkey's uncle.


[4 Points] nahko_vendor:

Statement:

Whether the under dose was accidental or deceitful, gotta respect the reship though.


[3 Points] None:

you should give a link in there


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Swizz_Beatz:

Spoiler Alert -----> LSD Blotters will always be underdosed.


[2 Points] AndrewMercury:

being a shill in the current year

I buy MDMA from GG and LSD from TG_UK. No fucks given.


[1 Points] None:

I knew this was how you were GG. Good man.

EDIT: I wish I could work for you here and there. Specially during these dry spells.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] An368:

Anyone know when they "repaired" that mistake? I bought Monomandala tabs last week is there any chance they will be underdosed??


[1 Points] r0seMvp:

fuck these big bois markovich number 1!!!!


[1 Points] justbitethepillow:

<3


[1 Points] None:

Wow, honesty and principles between high-tier international criminals? I tip off my hat to the GG team. LSD is not as profitable as other drugs and these guys wanna see their customers happy in spite of the HUGE loss they're gonna take. I hope their christmas is as chill as mine


[1 Points] Blissful-Ignorance:

Bought on the 3rd of Dec, and only tried one tab a few days ago, it was definitely weaker. I was hoping it was just that tab... So im eligible for a reship?


[1 Points] tryptdn:

Huh, glad I got the Swiss Bliss, then. Glad he's being so great about this, though.


[1 Points] aboutthednm:

When and where did these tabs happen? I bought some off his website like a month ago.


[1 Points] thebigdawwg:

Probably not even this dudes fault the tabs were underdosed, I give this guy hella props taking responsibility for it.

I wish every DNM vendor was like this.


[1 Points] justpassinbuy:

Gg is a top vendor is fixing a mistake on a small batch out of thousands that are flawless. Great job for being an honest vendor who cares about his customers.


[1 Points] agreementterms:

its fair and such

but does he give us free drugs for tellin him hes fair

the real question


[1 Points] 5743750982795:

Very disappointed. I had time off over Christmas for some fun trippy days and tried these out a few times, they seemed like they might be strong but had weird underwhelming experiences every time, wasted the only days i get off from work all year.

Anyway Merry Christmas!


[-4 Points] throwHAYawayNEIGH:

TGUK all day long fuck GG shilling


[-10 Points] safjenger34924:

Now GammaGoblin is a standup vendor, but he is lying through his teeth right now. He must've gotten the dutch grey crystal (actually silver colored, pretty dirty around 70-80% purity if that) and called it dutch upper white and tried to just swing it and hope no one made a problem. But, that crystal is super dirty and causes gnarly body tension and physical tremors and other physical malaise during the come-up especially and somewhat throughout the entire trip. So his 'Dutch Upper White 95%+ Purity' is clearly a total lie, and here is why.

He is claiming that the batch of 'dutch white' 95%+ purity crystal is quite difficult to dissolve in pure alcohol, which means it probably wasn't evenly laid, which is a complete lie. First off, I know the batch of 'dutch white' crystal he is claiming to be using as I have been getting it in raw xtal from the same supplier as GG. Second, I managed to get it to completely dissolve into Distilled H2O with just maybe 10 minutes of work and stirring and for those who don't know only very pure crystals can be dissolved in water the lower the purity the more particulates that will stay undissolved whereas in alcohol they will dissolve much quicker and easier compared to H2O as alcohol is a much more volatile/dissolves solids much easier and stronger (in accordance to the proof of the alcohol).

Now, I took this same crystal dissolved in H2O, where it stayed dissolved and did not precipitate back into the solution over time, and have laid it over and over again with perfect success. This is because of a property called 'volumetric distribution' which means that in a certain volume of liquid all particulates are evenly distributed (which happens when you make an LSD solution). So if GG was to use pure alcohol, his crystal would have dissolved instantly and stayed dissolved and not precipitated back out. This ONLY happens with very impure crystal.

Now the 'dutch white' 95%+ he claims is definitely maybe 90% pure at most, and there are varying batches going from grey to white (80%-90% pure). A lot of people get body tension from this crystal, even the whiter batches I was getting, and on 500ug of actual white dutch xtal rather than the grey/silver GG laid on the Monomandala the come-up body load was so intense I had to lay down and meditate the body tremors away and purge a few times. Eventually the tension resolved into a beautiful trip, but I digress.

Anyway, it's clear that there are two cases:

A) The batch of dutch crystal they are laying on the Monomandala is dutch grey/silver, causing the body loads people are reporting from his Monomandala tabs, and making it so that the crystal wouldn't actually dissolve entirely as opposed to evenly causing an uneven lay and a lower potency (as in 80% of the advertised dose). Which still means he is lying about the potency of the crystal as 95% pure, or lying about it being 'dutch upper white', but honest about the problems laying it.

B) They just doinked up hard and got crystal from their supplier that wasn't right and supposed to be, and don't want to admit it since their supplier is on the DNM, so they will just reship a new batch of his dutch white #4 out to not lose customers of the better dutch white crystal. The upper white dutch crystal is actually really great when it's a proper batch that doesn't have too bad of a body load, beautiful hallucinations and proper ego death medicine.

But I'm telling ya, that dutch white crystal dissolved equally and did not precipitate out of solution of H2O ever for me, so I have no idea why it would happen to GG especially if he was using alcohol, a much more powerful solvent for dissolving LSD crystal.

Lova ya gamma, but be honest. It's the dutch silver on the Monomandala tabs.