[Vendor Review]RonaldReagon meth,HumboltFarms Fudge Brownies, (2)Blue Viking LSD, and FunnyTrips LSD,

I decided to give back to this community by sharing some of my dabbling into the darknet markets. Fuck rating people with numbers and scales and shit, I aint no rainman. Also, these are kinda old reviews, except the last one. Suck my balls if you don't like that.

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RonaldReagon

Several months ago is when I bought from him. His drug dealer name is gay as fuck, but this guy is delivered.

*Good Product: Came in a 1 lump crystal. I am not a meth head, but isn't a large crystal indicative of rerocking? Got my heart thumping and got me through a few shitty work days. I don't do meth that often, so take that as you will.

*Alright Shipping: It was Domestic USA. Took exactly 7 days from the point of perchase.

*Alright stealth/packaging: It was vacumed sealed, in a box, and printed labels.

*Eh Price: His price isn't the cheapest 100 dollars a gram + shipping - I generally avoid cheap shit because I hope they product is better as I don't do it often. Prolly MSjessica is better price for equal product.

*Conclusion Good Guy Vender - would buy from again, if I need to, but there are better prices.

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HumboltFarms

The motherfucking sandman himself -I bought around the time that sandy event transpired

*Bad Product: These things are the product of a gourmet chef as advertised. It got me high - they seem pretty potant, but god damn they tasted like shit. DRY AS SAND. I had to be shit faced drunk in order to eat them. Even then I was gagging and tears comming down my eyes. Fuck. The things I do to get high.

*Alright Shipping: Within a week it arrived.

*Alright stealth/packaging: Vacummed sealed, there wasnt any smell, proffessional labels, small box.

*Alright Price: 20 dollars for 4

*Conclusion: Neutral guy vender. This product was shit, I don't know the quality of whatever else he is selling. Will probably never buy from him again. . . .

Blue Viking

So I came to this vender. I bought from him before. Was a fantastic guy but several Months ago I bought from him the second time. It never came, he blamed me for writing the address wrong. Tought me a lesson to never FE. Because he is a Fuckbag popular vender banking on his thousands of successful transactions can get away with robbing me without even a thorn in his side. Bad guy vender.I will Never again buy from him or anyone who requires FE . . .

FunnyTrips

More recently around thanksgiving

*Fantastic Product: Short story: Very good LSD my only comparasine is to blueviking. Long annoying to read story that you propbably dont want to read: I bought 2 stamps 180ug shiva prints. I stuck them both under my tongue and tripped balls all night. Compared to my only other experiance (Blueviking) it was a much better trip. It felt cleaner. I died and went to the after life by dissolved into the serendipidy of the cosmic ooze. I jerked it to videos of the sex god James Deen as he banged fair maidens for I think hours.

I came buckets, and sat alone in a dark room. Oh shit, Suddenly: I felt the rise of a panic attack when I asked myself if this all that life is about? I then felt what my dead braincells felt as they were torched by my rampent alcoholism as I fell into a vortex of human sin surrounded by money, beer, tits, and poker cards. A cartoonish laugh consumed my mind. Then I landed. Serenity took over I felt something was telling me how selfish I am. I was given the gift of life - an opertunity to experiance from a temporary stream of conciousness coming out of inanimate matter and I am mad and sad and want more? Selfish. You ravage your body with vodka in a slow suicide, but never try to improve your life, you never care what you are doing to everyone else. After that panic attack and moment intense shame, I felt at peace. Shit I havent been drunk since that day which is special to me because pretty much the past 3 years were a drunken blurr. Good shit Back to review

*Good shipping: Considering it came from blegium, it took a week and a half to arrive in central USA.

*Alright stealth/Packaging: It was a letter, vacummed sealed, and looked professional on the outside, but if it was opened it would have been caught right away.

*Good price: It was 13 dollars sample order for 2 stamps.

Conclusion He is a good guy vender, I would buy again from him.

EDIT: sorry this is terrible to read :( I suck at formating.


Comments


[1 Points] drpnit:

OP: is there any chance of all that you missed BV's pack? I'm curious why he accused you of writing your address wrong, instead of accusing you of just missing the stealth.