Dhlab Crystal LSD Review/ Trip report.

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Trip Report:

Okay, You may have seen my little bullshit post from last night, if not whatever. Let me paint you the picture of my day leading up to this. Okay so, I got off work at around 6 in the morning Friday, was shitty because I found out mails not getting delivered saturday and I wanted to spend the weekend with baby girl Lucy. Regardless, I stayed up until 3 in the afternoon until the mail was delivered. Opened the mail box after smoking my lucky cigarette, and lo and behold a very familiar letter was staring right at me. I was planning to then fall asleep and deal with all that later. Didn't happen. I laid down for about 5 minutes and decided fuck it fam, we goin in. So I make this bullshit ass post on here last night asking the best way to do raw crystal, fuck making a solution right now. So I grab a sewing needle lick it, rub it in the bag, lick it, and wait. I did this again about 10 minutes later, fearing I hadn't gotten enough the first time, and another third time about 10 minutes later again. The third time definitely had the most on the sewing needle. About an hour later I was feeling pretty damn groggy. Didn't know if this was from sleep or lsd taking over my shit, whatever. Had That 70's show on and slowly started realizing how shitty of an actor Donna Pinciotti was in the earlier seasons. Had to pause it and take a breather. Grabbed a Malboro Red and was considering redosing because it'd been about an hour and a half, and I truly do not know what I'm doing/ give a fuck. Got outside and cue the whole new world song from alladin. Don't know what the fuck happened or whatever, but the fresh air made me damn near black out, and when vision came back like 3 seconds later I was tripping fucking face. Theres like this hill with grass on it, seriously just grass, and I swore to whatever deity I saw trees and shit growing and all that fucked up shit. Never had visuals from lsd like I had last night, intense doesn't even describe the half. Came back in and I had pretty supreme bubble guts and was ripping ass in a whole new god damn dimension. I really don't even know that I've had a bad trip though. I've had trips where I get all on my feels and try to work on shit and then trips where I'm just in the moment chillin. Last night I was just chillin. But okay came back in after my 20 minute break smoking one fucking cigarette, The distraction was real. That 70's show back on, came up with this theory that all the other characters don't really exist except Kitty Forman, and shes just batshit insane, but thats probably a load of shit, was amusing at the time though. Paused the shit and just sat in silence for quite a while and like I was hearing some loud ass techno but like the shit was made out of like sounds from around my apartment. Like my fucking Air conditioner was a synth type whatever, honestly couldn't find out find out where the four on the floor beat was coming from, and just like other random ass sounds were coming in and out of perception at different intervals and shit was dope. There for a while I was trying to get on some philosophical shit and wrote some shit down but it's utter insanity. "Every moment is charged with all the good and bad in the world, we just focus on one or the other" what. I was planning on rewatching Twins with Danny devito again as I did the last time I was tripping and lost my shit crying with laughter the whole time, but never rallied up the courage to turn off baby girl, Kitty Forman. Kitty Forman is a fucking fox by the god damn way. This was the first time that I tripped that I thought, " This really might last forever" I mean I peaked from like 8pm to 1am. Never had that before, almost too damn intense. But yeah less than 24 hours later I'm back to normal bitch ass Drug_Review_SexRobot, so If I did it, you can to. Theres really more, but I'm lazy as fuck. Surprised I've written this much, but yeah I highly recommend Fucking with Dhlab, best and only vendor I will ever fuck with. I told him I'd write a review because they're badass. Also dude sells fent, never had it and won't cause opiates scare the tits off me. But anyways, DRUG_REVIEW_SEXROBOT, out.


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[5 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You "eyeballed" LSD, you legend.

If you have 7.5mg, weigh out 7.5g of water.

Each gram of water is 1000ug, 0.1g is like a 100ug blotter, 0.3g is a classic 60s Owlsley 300ug dose.

Or just dump it all into your city's water supply


[2 Points] idontbuydrugs:

i imagine formatting is difficult with those claw hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs


[2 Points] DotModThrowaway:

Legendary status this guy has reached. Username is also fucking legendary. Drug Review Sexrobot? I want myself a drug review sexrobot!! Imagine having a sex doll with a massive tight pussy that you could feed MDMA and fuck and after it will give you a trip report?!?!


[1 Points] DRUG_REVIEW_SEXROBOT:

aaaaand I fucked up the formatting, Jesus fuck.


[1 Points] vostos:

That formatting is a bitch, shit.


[1 Points] walt81:

disappointed you didn't take that thumbprint lol


[1 Points] FagDamager:

what do you normally do with a crystal though? mix it with water and drop it in sugar cubes/sour patch kids? or do you guys lay it on sheets


[1 Points] Gratefulstickers:

As someone who use to lay a ton of sheets and munch up Crystal like someone twisted Ken Kesey inspired Cookie Monster.

You've earned my fucking respect, seriously. I'm smiling picturing this and I don't really trip anymore. Keep on truckin' buddy!


[1 Points] dfghkjgkghj:

You mentioned the Xtal was grey.. is it light or dark grey? Pictures I've seen of his gear has been closer to white.. must be a different batch or something.


[0 Points] CluelessNoodles:

"Every moment is charged with all the good and bad in the world, we just focus on one or the other" how is this phillisophical bullshit? It makes 100% sense, every moment has the raw potential for something terrible or something wonderful, and it is up to us, or someone else or some set of circumstances, that chooses which part to focus on or inflict on another. This is a good example of someone not applying the lessons lsd taught you.