Somebody do something about the probing of our marijuana packs

We all know this is happening, even though it can not be used in court.

Profiled packages get probed, or 'damaged in sorting', puncturing the vacuum seal. Now the drug dog can easily hit on the pack and the fuzz can use it in court.

I think someone out of the Northwest ought to sell some sort of package that will make a huge mess when probed. Think a water balloon filled with ketchup.

I would see ordering one of these as similar to donating to tor or running a relay.

Would you order one of these for yourself or your friends or even a stranger?

EDIT: To all the people arguing as if this is an impossible action to be occurring:

I am just saying this a very likely scenario/explanation and nothing more. It would just make good sense until they get caught and slapped on the wrist.

At least argue about it from a scalability standpoint, to which I would reply that they are only profiling in legal states and only priority flat rate boxes which are sent from a business address, but dropped in blue boxes. Stamps are a very bad idea.


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[39 Points] None:

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[14 Points] kNOwagora:

Bank deposit bags, get em fire proof and synthetic & metal threading. Put vacuum seal in this, THE POLE CANNOT PUNCTURE. For LB range, cooler ain't cutting it brother, appliances on craigslist free section are prime for this...Eh I don't like sharing stealth, especially clearer, never mind r/dnm, but it seems like y'all need some help.


[13 Points] a_wild_snatch_appear:

Wrap it in heroin scented kevlar. Will throw em off the weed.


[8 Points] None:

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[6 Points] BillyJack4real:

Zero pics exist of the phantom probe. Zero. Why? Because it's bullshit, that's why.


[5 Points] TheBermudaPineapple:

Create our own mail delivering service with blackjack...and hookers!


[3 Points] None:

The biggest issue with weed is the volume. The greater majority of orders can be felt through if you're trained on it. That's what probing is about. Right now there are no solutions. Maybe some gel lined mbb's which seal themselves. But solutions like these don't exist. Best bet to stop probing is to make the vendor grind all the weed and vacuum seal the pack as tightly as possible. But nobody wants pre-grinded buds.


[4 Points] Spoogly:

If it's a metal probe, we could just put a stun gun hooked up to a fine metal mesh bag, within something non-conductive. they break the non-conductive layer, they get the shit shocked out of them.


[3 Points] gmoney910:

All it takes is a hard plastic container like a dog food box around the vacuum sealed bud


[2 Points] Dat-Cog:

How about an exploding dye pack that paints them with a bright pink U.V. dye so that they can be more easily spotted as the perpetrators along with hidden radio transmitters to aid in the recovery of the package and its content from these bad guys.....


[1 Points] birdington1:

Bit of a noob here. What is probing?


[1 Points] Intothekhole:

I would donate to this or whatever is required to get this going


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[1 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

Also, who the fuck calls the police the "fuzz?" Does the OP have a chest merkin and own a Swedish penis enlarger pump too?


[1 Points] The_Cold_Tugger:

How you guys order weed so casually is beyond my understanding. Easiest drug in the world to get detected. I'd have a panic attack from the moment I placed the order to when I open the pack


[1 Points] trooper_sips:

Jenkem packs inbound!


[0 Points] None:

Do they have post boxes in America?

Just put a little nugget of some dank in as many post boxes as you can - alllllll the mail will smell of it

assuming you have shit loads of dank to waste which I guess you don't since you're ordering it so nope, no ideas.


[-1 Points] DaMenehune:

A dog can smell weed through steel. You think poking a hole in a plastic bag helps?