Government to inspect and analyze the shit of all Americans for drug use.

Sorry I know this may believe in /r/drugs but figured a good deal of you might be interested in this.

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/war-drugs-police-inspecting-poop/


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[14 Points] None:

If you read the American Chemical Society's report, which is the only evidence cited, testing sewage for drugs was first done by scientists to determine whether or not those chemicals were removed from wastewater before it was released back into the environment.

There were no LEAs stating they would use this in the War on Drugs, some scientists just said it might be a useful tool to estimate drug abuse patterns which could then aid in those efforts.

Maybe I'm wrong but I don't see anything to worry about. It's impossible to tie a sewage sample to one person and charge them with a crime.


[5 Points] Lost_my_fucking_mind:

We already know #1 neighborhood for drugs. Wall st.


[2 Points] Cannabun:

I seriously hope this is a joke... They better have a warrant to search my literal shit.


[3 Points] None:

I shit in a honeybucket and let it ferment in a reaction vessel for jenkem production. I also burn my trash.


[1 Points] Deafcunt:

Christ, you truly must not have anything better to do than sift through our shit.


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Scientists in Rome also recently tested the air quality and determined that it contained measurable amounts of marijuana and cocaine smoke. So I guess if you want a contact buzz, Rome is the place to go.


[1 Points] concernedad420:

This should be on that show Dirty Jobs


[0 Points] The_New_XK:

So is my PO gonna make me shit in a cup every week?

I'm telling you now, he's gonna need to buy bigger cups.