You wont believe what drug I just flushed down the toilet

seriously, the drug i just flushed was a bottle yummy tasting vitamin c tablets. Ever since i started on the bottle a few days ago ive explosive diarrhea and because in in a classroom situation tommrroow. Add to this i'm compounded by the fact i'm smoking weed and will soon have the fucking munchies and eat food CRAZY big time.

I cannot control my use of vitamn c tablets they are fucken too good. I admit i cant keep them in the cupboard i seriously chucked the bottle and i'm scared of having the munchies and having to attend a classroom tomorrow and possibly having to need to do massive shits of that format, multiple times throughout the morning.

Who the fuck made them so tasty and like candy?


Comments


[15 Points] DooshNozzzle:

0/10....

swing and a miss


[4 Points] FlagellantCalaguala:

It's because they contain sorbitol, a medical laxative that The Powers That Be decided would be funny to put in basically all artificially sweetened gum and candies. I'm not sure if there are delicious vitamin C tablets that don't have sorbitol in them. Spry is the only chewing gum I've found that doesn't.


[3 Points] asstoassniceandeasy:

I started buying those chewable Alka seltzer tablets that taste like candy to help base-ify my stomach before stims, turns out I like them so much that I find myself eating them throughout the day like candy.


[2 Points] FastNdaFent:

i loled vitamin not drugs


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