I have a dream, that someday meth dealers from Mexico, the US, and Canada will swear upon all that is holy, that they will do everything in their power to stamp out this scourge that is n-isopropylbenzylamine hydrochloride.
I see a bright, shining future, where meth shards are slightly cloudy as they should be, and using it makes you excited about all the projects ahead of you, rather than confused and listless, and wondering why you have a headache all of a sudden. Although we have a long march ahead of us before that dream can become a reality, I have no doubt in my mind that someday we can achieve it.
That scourge has now spread to every country in North America, and has no doubt spread to Australia too. I assume that it originated in China, just because of how much effort they put into making counterfeit products that are difficult to discern from the real thing.
With any luck, we can banish this scourge from our shores in the coming year. But to do this, we must stop worshipping false "ice gods", and must use our powers of logic and deductive reasoning to determine when our meth has been cut. Large clear shards are bad! If dissolved in water and allowed to evaporate overnight, real meth should look like small dry crystals. N-iso cut meth will form big crystals that are wet on the inside when you crush them. And when a pool of molten meth solidifies, it doesn't stay liquid in the center and harden around the edges first. It will solidify in a slow-moving wave, as its molecules join hands to form crystals from one side of the bowl to the other.
I wish I could think of a better metaphor, and make this speech less rambling, but thanks to the scourge that I speak of, my thinking is muddled and clouded. And foggy, like the moors of Scotland. I forgot where I was going with this now, but none of us must ever forget what real meth is like, and keep the dream alive in our hearts that we may yet see it again in our lifetimes.
I have to go sleep now.
I'm sorry.
edit: To clarify, the simple test for this stuff is "crackback", where you melt it all, then watch it solidify. If it solidifies around the edges first, with a small liquid pool in the center that slowly forms a slushy consistency before solidifying, it's cut. If it solidifies in a slow-moving wave though, starting from one or more distinct points, then it's pure.
Also, my apologies to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on his holiday/sort-of-birthday. But the fact that I can parody his speech means that said speech is now a fixture of American culture, which I'm sure he'd approve of.
Is there an easy way to extract the iso from the meth?