3,000 bars returned to sender

In short, had a large quantity of bars waiting at the post office to be picked up because I didn't realize a signature was required for them as part of the vendors stealth. Ended up waiting too long because I was certain I was hot with local police recently over some bullshit that had happeneded recently and ended up waiting too long past the return to sender date on the pink slips. I didn't even realize that was a thing, the margin with this information is so small on the slip!

Fuck my life.


Comments


[67 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Don't worry the worst that can happen is you get a love letter for such a small amount.


[43 Points] diOpAnonMu:

It'll get sent to the return address and depending on how fake it was, it will either go to some real business who may call the police and give them a box with 3000 bars addressed to you or it'll go to some sorting center and hopefully disappear forever.

I'd plan for the police thing and clean house. Look as legit as possible, not a single baggie, scale, test kit, or even weed whether or not you're in a legal state. Don't have a large amount of cash, etc...

I hope you never discussed this unencrypted.


[38 Points] None:

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[10 Points] Vendor-Bubblehash:

try these instructions:

What "Undeliverable as Addressed" means:

This means that the receiver address on the package doesn't "exist", or couldn't be read by the post man/woman. This could be for a number of reasons, the most common being, you forgot to include your apartment/unit number that you live in. Other possible reasons: you spelt something wrong, you gave a fake name (don't do this -- your not supposed to receive mail at places you don't lease-at/own). Even more possible causes: mail man/woman is dumb/blind and can't interpret your address, the shipping address got smeared/smudged along the way, or the vendor you purchased your lab supplies from forgot to include your apmnt # when you ALWAYS include it, and are a returning customer for christ's sake... (this is what happened in my case -_-).

Scenario:

You're patiently waiting for your lab supplies to come in. You think it's supposed to be here today so you check the tracking number to see it's status.... OH NO! It says: "Undeliverable as Addressed - package will be shipped back to sender if sender address is valid". You panic for a bit and then come to you're senses, but you still don't exactly know what to do... but lucky for you, you have this post and you keep on reading ahead...

What to do if it's been LESS than a day since you're package was marked "Undeliverable as Addressed". (i.e. it's 12pm and the tracking number indicates your package was marked "Undeliverable" at 7:30am):

Call the post office that your tracking information says it's sitting at. If they answer (unlikely), politely explain your situation and give them your name and the correct shipping address. They may ask you to just come in and pick it up though, don't be scared cause you didn't do anything wrong. In my experiences local post office phone numbers lead to no where, or the workers just don't pick up the phone, so this step is useless in my town, but maybe it'll work for you... If calling your post office doesn't work (it didn't for me), then go to the post office that your tracking information says it's sitting at. Make sure you have your ID (or proof of residency at the package's shipping address), having the package's tracking number is not necessary but it will help a lot, so bring it. Politely (use sir/ma'am & please/thank-you) tell them that you're experiencing issues with getting a package delivered, and were told to come down to this post office to pick it up because it's sitting at this post office. If they ask what the issue is, say it was supposedly marked "Undeliverable". They'll ask for your ID, give it to them, and also give them the tracking number. They should be able to find it, if it's there. If they don't find it, or if the cranky USPS worker essentially tells you to fuck off (this has happened to me before), then don't panic. Call the toll-free 800 USPS customer service phone number (google it), be prepared to stay on hold for 30-90mins, but stay on, because it'll be worth it. Once the terrible hold music stops and you're able to talk to a customer service agent tell them the scenario, give them your name and full/correct address. They'll say something like "ok we should hopefully be able to get this sent to you". Be prepared to wait another 5-10 days before you receive it though (that's if they were able to get the package and update the label, sometimes they aren't able to update the label if it's been too long -- keep reading if you find that happens to you).

What to do if it's been OVER a day since you're package was marked "Undeliverable as Addressed". (i.e. it's Jan 15th and the tracking number indicates your package was marked "Undeliverable" on Jan 13th ):

Call the toll-free 800 USPS customer service phone number (google it), be prepared to stay on hold for 30-90mins, but stay on, because it'll be worth it. Once the terrible hold music stops and you're able to talk to a customer service agent tell them the scenario, give them your name and full/correct address. They'll say something like "ok we should hopefully be able to get this sent to you". Be prepared to wait another 5-10 days before you receive it though (that's if they were able to get the package and update the label, sometimes they aren't able to do that). So you watched the tracking number for a week, saw it come to your city, it looks like it's gonna get delivered, then all of a sudden you see the dreaded "Undeliverable as Addressed" error... This is because you initially tried to fix the "Undeliverable" package issue a little too late and they were unable to update the shipping address fully and could only try and send it back to your city. This is not a problem, hopefully you caught it soon enough this time, all you need to do are the steps above with the title "What to do if it's been LESS than a day since you're package was marked "Undeliverable as Addressed". Then bam! You should have your research supplies and be happy!


[4 Points] savingfluffybunnies:

Well good luck getting a refund. How long did it sit for?

edit: Also make sure to contact your vendor and tell them what happened.


[2 Points] eyekantbeme:

This is what happens when you choose selling drugs over going to school. Yeah, no don't bullshit a bullshitter. A dealer even an ex dealer like me can spot one from a mile away. I didn't dabble with bars, just E and L, but, but you should go back to school and do what you love. Dealing is not meant for you. I mean look at your OPSEC, it's a sign, bruh. Think of it as a blessing. It's likely a Christmas gift. You won't know it until you're locked up and they won't let you out. Belize us, all us shitty Reditters who constantly fuck up our own OPSEC can tell you what to do or not do.


[3 Points] HungryJax:

OK so why didn't you just go pick it up? You had an issue with the police about other drug packages in the the mail or something?


[2 Points] Getitintoday:

That is a major bummer.


[2 Points] L3T:

just think about all those hours wasted sleeping which you now instead get to experience in pure real time!


[1 Points] cdimeo:

Isn’t that how the FL LSD bust that just happened started?


[1 Points] Nu2dream:

Have you tried changing the delivery instructions? It's a possibility.


[1 Points] Excill-:

Yea just clean house and if you get asked about it then just say "What is Xanax?" and act dumb


[1 Points] None:

Some random business is going to have an amazing bartoliday.


[1 Points] XmrFanMan:

You also fucked your vendor over on this.

I can't remember the case, but this is how the investigation of a vendor started. Somr dipshit orders to a vacant, it gets returned to the return address (most vendors use real addresses, not their own, but real addresses to avoid package profiling). So then the pack goes to some random business (along with a few others iirc), and they forward them to police and uspis, and they start profiling the vendors packages and surveilling the post offices of origin, and eventually catch the guys girl dropping packs.


[1 Points] BassNet:

What kind of vendor requires signatures on packs? I would never order if I had to deal with stupid shit like that


[1 Points] Soprobationgirl:

How did you plan on being a xan dealer if you’re hot with the police? So hot that you apparently can’t pick up your package? It’s a lot worse for the package to be returned to sender and someone opens it. For you and for the vendor.

If by some miracle the package ends up in a locker or stuck at the office, if you have any nuts you can try and get it. If not, leave it alone, clean house, and be a good lil church boy for a few months.


[-1 Points] wildcatone1:

Man i wouldnt worry to much, i had the same thing happen same amount, got sketched cause they said it was returned to the hub day after pink slip was left. Id burn the address. Unless u have have it in your hand i wouldnt worry about. Just deny it when it comes to the door if it ever. Mines been gone for 3 weeks, all they said was to file a claim, which we cant do.


[-1 Points] basjin:

Well, you only need the bars when you getting cold

Only miss the bars when it starts to snow

Only know you love bars when you let them go

Staring at the bottom of your glass

Hoping one day you'll make a dream last

But dreams come slow, and they go so fast

You see bars when you close your eyes

Maybe one day you'll understand why

Everything you touch surely dies

Only know you've been high when you're feeling low

Only hate the road when you're missing home

Only know you love bars when you let them go

Staring at the ceiling in the dark

Same old empty feeling in your heart

Cause bars comes slow, and they go so fast

Well, you see bars when you fall asleep

But never to touch and never to keep

Cause you loved bars too much, and you dived too deep

And you let them go

And you let them go

Well, you let them go


[-4 Points] HODLLLLLLLLLL:

Lol @ the bartards