Fucking Landedgypsy

Goddamn LG, fuckin my shit up like this. Look man, I'm just a goddamn chipper. It's even been a couple months since I chipped last (which may have also been LG).

Look, the plan is supposed to be fucking simple. I get a little bit, half gram, and come Friday night, I spend a lot of the next couple days feeling pleasant. At the end of which, I'm left with little to no dope.

But NOOOO!! This motherfucker gotta be sending some serious fucking fire! There's no WAY I can get through this on the weekend, not a chance, not without some naloxone. I HATE having shit left over during the work week, too tempting, yanno?

Oh, and that's another fucking thing! I tried to order to land as close to the weekend as I can, cause - once again - I hate that temptation during the work week. Last time it took fucking forever to get here, Canada Post SUCKS!

So of course this shitbag sends my pack out to land on a goddamn Monday!! What the actual fuck dude??

Seriously, fuck this guy and his fast fire. Dick.


Comments


[6 Points] Triad_trees:

So are you complaining or praising him? Maybe lay off the dope a little bit


[3 Points] DooshNozzzle:

you could always cut out sleep. That gives you an extra 16-18 hours to get rid of your junk.


[2 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

Im confused in less this is sarcasm, never heard anyone complain bc the quality was better than ever lol. He is suppose to be the man with the fire thats forsue! :)


[2 Points] None:

sometimes when I'm bored i swing my penis head around like its a fan..


[1 Points] AnotherAllTimeLow:

Ehhhh, mods need to retag this. Apparently my sarcasm is played a little TOO straight when I'm high 😂 /u/2cblover, call it a shitpost or failed humour. Definitely not a complaint lol


[1 Points] AnotherAllTimeLow:

My apologies /u/landedgypsie, for confusing these lovely people​ about your kick ass gear XD you're the real deal, friend :D