[Lab Report] HoS GDF 200ug Tabs Tested by Energy Control

After much internal debate and a struggle to find my moral identity after a decision I made over a month ago to send my tabs to EnergyControl, I gave a lot of thought about publishing these lab results. The community needs to know.

I knew I should make public the results of the these tests immediately as soon as I get them and not even give the vendor a chance to address the issue as it is important people know the truth as soon as possible, but after 12 hours of hand wringing. Time is of the essence.

I sent HOS' 200ug tabs to get tested. After all, it makes the most sense to spend $70 to test her novelty tabs, rather than her main product line.

They came back as only around 69ug. I'm absolutely shocked by the result, but it is indeed true.

I have no reason to lie, after all we can from HOS' record history she makes around 5000 sales a year and an average sale around $200, and that's only a million dollars. It's not like there's only a handful of vendors and diverting even 1% is an increase of $10,000 sales. Chipping off one of the biggest vendors in the DNM game really doesn't benefit me in any way.

Here, is the lab result. You can clearly see from the lab tests that this picture, indeed, is proof. I have provided this picture in high resolution, so the truthiness is indeed, more veracitable. When I make things bold, people are more likely to believe the statement I am making.

Believe me guys. Trust your judgment. After all, your gut instinct was correct when you knew that PFM sent that guy 4lbs. You knew that guy was saying the truth when he said he had inside information B54 was compromised. Keep this community strong guys.

Proof


Comments


[6 Points] rappercake:

I sent the QP of bud I got from grandpajoe to Energy Control and they reported back 0ug of LSD in the entire batch.

It's fucking ridiculous.


[3 Points] k9atemybuds:

That was completley uncalled for. Take out your issues with energy control not with snarky jabs at a decent community member. Only thing that gives me solace is you must of had to look at numerous nasty pics before you found dennis Rodmans half sister or whoever the fuck that is.


[1 Points] None:

Agreed.


[1 Points] terraculon:

/r/DarkNetCircleJerk


[1 Points] None:

Someone's triggered.


[1 Points] __Grammar__Nazi__:

Hahahaha What a bitch.


[1 Points] mynamebazac:

That is the most legit proof I've seen on this site. Thank you. I wouldn't have believed it with out the pictures to back it up.