[Vendor Review] Humboldtfarms - 7g Hindu Kush

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: Humboldtfarms/Alphabay

Product/s reviewed: 7g Hindu Kush

International?: No

Vendor requires FE?: No, I always FE for him anyways.

Price before shipping: $30

Shipping cost: $7

Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]

[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction

[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care

[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue

[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution

[x]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution

[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality: pick one below

[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent

[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent

[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong

[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak

[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak

[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed: pick one below

[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs

[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs

[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs

[ ]+2 Package is late

[ ]+1 Package is very late

[ ]+0 Never received package

Price Value: pick one below

[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost

[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost

[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad

[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost

[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost

[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply

[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed

[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container

[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection

[x]+1 Low package profile

[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

TOTAL: 76/100

So lets start of with the bud. To be short and sweet, it was amazing, and for 30$? Blew my fucking mind. It was better than any bud I've ever bought off the street. Humboldtfarms is my go to guy 99% of the time, and he most likely will continue to be. The bud had a sweet earthy taste, and burned very slow. The smell was sweet and pungent. And the high was euphoric and calming. The problem was his communication. I tried to contact him again for a DD for a couple of ounces. Howd that go you might ask? Well first off it took him a day to respond. He sent me his wallet code, but I didn't want to buy the amount I had originally asked for (which was 3 oz). I wanted to just buy 2. I sent him an email, waited a day, sent him another and a message on alpha bay. Still nothing, so I went ahead and bought from another vendor. 3 days after I gave up on him responding, he finally responds on alphabay, trying to charge me an entire 120$ extra. So I call him out on it. 2 days later he responds saying "Sorry it was a mistype" then gave me the correct price. Which sadly was too late because I had already purchased from another vendor. A day after that, he FINALLY responds to me on my email about the 2 ounce purchase. Which was just WAY too late. It really sucks a vendor I respect so much has such poor customer service. Anyways, not to hold you guys up anymore, here's a pic of the bud: http://imgur.com/wyBmtn4


Comments


[2 Points] blizade:

i tried them out for the first time over a week ago and got their sour diesel/jack herer sativa hybrid and i bet i still have over half of it left and swed. they have one of the better stores with a wide variety of stuff and shipping arrived right on time. A+ vendor f0 sh0


[1 Points] None:

Quad damn, that's an attractive price.


[1 Points] MitchNYM:

I placed an order with them and it didn't go through. The fuck, brah.


[1 Points] Bartard_4_life:

Throw some xannys in that bitch and you got a party!


[1 Points] BakaStoner:

Price isn't 30 bucks folks so before you get all excited like I did. It's 50 not inlcuding shipping. One of his cheapest quarters but still not 30 bucks.


[1 Points] blizade:

btw OP, notice how its all buds and hardly no stems or anything? mine were also smaller popcorn nugz like your pic shows, but its definitely top shelf shiz.


[1 Points] procowtipper:

Damn, you've got me so fucking excited about my pack coming. That shit is so fucking cheap when you get up in volume.