Possible CD, Am I fucked?

about three months ago I made the worst decision of my life and ordered a gram of weed off the dark net because I wanted to get high. A week later a suspicious looking brown package was left on my doorstep with no sketchy note or anything. The mailman was nowhere to be seen so I quickly snatched the package and opened it up. It contained a gram of dank bud expertly hidden inside of a teddy bear.

I smoked the entire gram in one J and had a kick ass time, highest I've ever been. So high I was eating a peanut butter M&M sandwich while talking shit at my dog lmao. It was such a good time and a totally benign, feelgood high.

Anyways, I think it was a controlled delivery? How fucked am I? When do the feds break in? Should I kill my dog because he knows too much and turn myself in while I still can? LMK


Comments


[18 Points] None:

Shut the fuck up


[11 Points] MitalikaSucks:

This is among the less successful trolling posts


[7 Points] None:

go play in traffic


[4 Points] pinochetHA:

Your dog is a fed. Buy him a box of doughnuts and a coffee (with semi-skimmed, did you get that? SEMI-SKIMMED milk). Then move to belize. The dog will burn the house for you.


[1 Points] SddardEtark:

Why would you buy a single gram of weed of the DNM that's next level stupid.