I need someone to peer review my plan for hiring an escort

Hi, I am going to hire an escort to complete my transition from nerd to gangster (hey, I have the drugs, this is the only thing I am missing).

Now hiring an escort seems to me like a major opsec issue. Meeting up with a criminal you have met over the internet seems like... a stupid choice. But my testosterone ultimately will win, so I might as well do this without losing my virginity to Jose.

Here's my plan:

Use an online service purchased with bitcoins over tor to make a phone call to my escort, or buy a burner phone. Each seems like they have their own drawbacks. Which one should I choose?

Next I am going to meet up with her in public. I am thinking about a public place, that is not busy like a restaurant in the middle of nowhere, with very few customers. I will get there about 3 hours in advanced (presumably before the police arrive if its a trap), and if I see no suspicious activity (large surge in "customers", etc) I will approach her.

Next, I will bring her to my rented hotel (making sure I am not being tailed) where I will ask her to give me a striptease (it is legal to pay a girl to get nude, right?), the way I see it, is that no undercover cop would actually get nude for me. After that I guess I will ask her to have sex with me.

Do you guys think I should invest in a police radio to get counter intelligence on enemy activity?

Does my plan sound good?


Comments


[13 Points] None:

sounds good. two things though:

1) before you bang her, make sure to eat her out. that way if it's a cop you will know because she won't let you do it. assplay is a must. your face should look like the aftermath of a photoshoot for a Hershey's commercial.

2) make sure NOT to wear a condom. if you do, they might take it out of the trashcan and use it as evidence against you in court. nut inside her too. an undercover would never let you do that.


[7 Points] dilirio25:

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What is this?


[4 Points] drimilr:

Don't forget to ask her to prom after you bang her.


[5 Points] RBRTPNG:

Got a rape and murder vibe from this post.


[3 Points] TheGateKeepah:

Why don't you just beat the shit out of the fat kid that sits behind you in class (and also fucks with you on a daily basis, I presume). Some nerdy chick (they're fuckin' freak-in-the-boxes bro!) will notice you grew a pair and will want to bang your virgin brains out for the best 2 minutes of your life.

In other words, earn some pussy young G-money. It's so, so satisfying when you know that bitch wants you. Don't be some hooker's charity case (LOL). Do you really want to be that guy?


[1 Points] Dont-be_an-Asshole:

I have a cousin that works for homeland security, he does human trafficking stuff

The girl you'll meet will probably be there against her will.

If you're lucky, you'll essentially rape an unwilling girl. If you're unlucky her pimp will rob you before you have the chance and leave you in a parking lot somewhere

The rise in popularity of the darknet has made his job much more interesting


[1 Points] uEbrjuZxTDEwVhqS:

Assuming the OP is not trolling; You don't need DNM-levels of OPSEC to hire an escort.

You need an anonymous email, not tied to your identity - pretty much any service is fine, you don't need encryption, local and state police aren't going to subpoena your email if they catch you naked in a hotel room paying money for sex. They will already have all the evidence they need.

You'll also need an anonymous phone, again any of them are fine.

The absolute key thing here, is to rely on review sites. Simply googling "escort reviews" in your area should bring up the most popular sites.

Then, search under the escorts name or phone number to make sure she is well-known, trusted, and provides the services as requested.

Following that, call and/or email her and make the appointment. Go meet her at her location, take in only the money and condoms, no phones, wallet, id or extra cash (unless you plan to tip).

When you enter the room, just place the money on the dresser in plain site, do NOT discuss anything about sex, having sex, or anything related to sex. She will most likely invite you to sit down on the bed, and after a bit of small talk will ask if you want to "get comfortable" or something to that effect. Then, take off your clothes.

She may ask you if you are a cop, it's one of the biggest myths running that if you ask a cop if they are a cop, they have to tell the truth. This is absolutely not true and offers no one any legal protection whatsoever; it's the sex-worlds' equivalent of "SWIM". But just play along, and tell her you are not with law enforcement. She may also do an "LE check", and ask you to touch her boobs or pussy or something like that. If SHE asks, by all means, go ahead.

Otherwise, get naked, sit on the bed and wait. She will know what to do from there. She may or may not get naked, but will almost certainly start with a blowjob. If she asks something like "what do you like" or "what are you into", just tell her you like a little bit of everything, and again never explicitly mention sex.

Once any sort of genital contact has been made, you are good to go. Have fun.


[1 Points] auto587643:

Honestly man, it sounds like you're getting into something that you just can't handle. No such thing as a "nerd" (as you describe yourself) turning into a full-blown OG (as you claim you want to be) anyways, especially in such a short time.

Buying/selling drugs on the Deep Web doesn't make one a "gangster"; far from it in fact.


[0 Points] 080997:

no, the public place is a bad idea, you will not be able to see if she has accomplices , it is much better to meet her in a semi private area then watch her from a distance , personnally i would go there about 5 hours before hand and get high then stake out that bitch. as for railing her: in africa we have a lot of whores and i fucking hate them , these cunts dont have any emotional attachment and prey on the weak and needy , so NEVER form an emotional attachment with one , ALWAYS wear protection , NEVER talk about your business , DONT accept any drugs /drink from her , before fucking her ask her to leave her clothes and bag in the bathroom and dance for you , never say any more than you have to , dont ask just do , if she resists you tell her to get the fuck out, DO NOT TOLERATE THESE BITCHES , THEY ARE BARELY HUMAN DO NOT BE FOOLED,