If you have a question go here first /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs/ chances are you're asking some dumbass noob shit.

How do I? Where do I? What do I? But what if? What happens when? Bitch go to the noob sub fuck outta here.

/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs

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/r/legaladvice

Also, every Monday (Today) there is a thread called "Moronic Monday" for you to post on this sub and ask your dumb questions. There's a FAQ and more as well.


Comments


[112 Points] DooshNozzzle:

I took some molly last march am I safe to have a beer tonight?


[41 Points] Flakes2011:

Where do i buy an OpSec? Why can't I find Dream market in Google?


[27 Points] vizene420:

My package shipped out yesterday and it didnt come today? Its been like 1 day?!?! Should I clean house? Also I took a xan bar like 25 days ago am I okay to smoke a joint today? Will I die? Also my parents arent ok with drugz but like i thought it was so cool to order from online and i told all my friends and they agreed to i just had to order atuff. Lolz hope they dont search the package dont be this guy.


[11 Points] None:

Do what OP says noobs. Anybody called weedandsyrup is just a better human than you.


[10 Points] Throwawayyyy63638484:

You're very right but I think we should at least be open to helping out the noobs too. We all were noobs once as well :) granted I used r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs a bunch before ever looking here when I was new to this shit. You're right the answers are there though.


[9 Points] LiL_B00FiE:

I ordered weed cookies, got sand, and now someone is banging on my door yelling for me to open it! Just boofed the sand and ordering ticket to belize


[7 Points] trynakick:

As a corollary, we should all take 10 minutes out of our day to stop shitposting and go answer a question or two on the noobs sub. Too often those questions end up here because they got bad advice (or none) over there.


[2 Points] cutiepyro:

where da weed at


[2 Points] Greedos_Speedo:

Hai! I just went to alfabae.gov and ordered $500 worth of super mega 20 mg bars. It's been 16 seconds and still no pack?!?!?! I'm freaking out. Should I burn my opsec, change my Belize, or move out of my house and then move back in under a different name and just wear a fake mustache the rest of my life???? Asking for a SWIM.


[1 Points] Xanaxandsuicide:

can we pin this post?


[1 Points] MollieIsYourFriend:

Stoopid Nubs!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] PsychedelicDentist:

I fucking love this post


[1 Points] TheRealAdubz:

They should put this on the side bar. I'm really not trying to annoy you guys, but I am a noob with some dumb ass questions. Thanks for the tip.


[0 Points] balthazerkingedme:

When searching for info on the darknet markets most type in darknetmarkets. You don't find out about darknetmarketnoobs till you see it on the sidebar. Most newcomers don't read the sidebar straight away cause their minds are blown by the threads. Stop being a big ol' meanie!


[-3 Points] None:

I get so tired of you dick holes complaining about "noobs".

GUESS WHAT?!! MAYBE I THINK YOU ATE A FUCKING NOOB!!

I swear. It's like you all think you've been G14 classified top level super secret dopers from day one and your elitist attitude towards "noobs" grinds my goddamn chassis.

You better learn how to be nice and more tolerant before I get ahold of you. You won't be struttin' that ass anymore when I'm done with it.

I swear I'm gonna teach y'all hyenas to be friendly around here before it's over.

LET THE NOOBS LEARN AND ANSWER THEIR QUESTIONS AND GUIDE AND TEACH THEM IF YOU CAN.

Love y'all and happy New Years ❤️