Overview
Vendor | Aeirla |
Market | Alphabay |
Intl | USA/USA |
Product | 14g Cocaine |
Price | $1000 + $60 fasted shipping (can pay less for shipping) |
Communication | Decent response time, ALWAYS uses encryption |
Shipping Method | USPS Priority Express |
Shipping Stealth | Decoy + professionally vac sealed. Fantastic stealth. |
Customer Service | Superb. professional, honest |
Product Quality | Fantastic, smells and tastes clean, looks great, potent with easy come-down and minimal after effects. Zero jaw clenching! |
EC Test | none available |
Value | Very Good. You get what you pay for with this vendor (: |
Summary | 10/10 all around |
Complaint | Vendor is so reliable and product so good my world has transformed into a fucking expensive nonstop party 0_0 |
Photos | Pic 1, Pic 2 |
Quality, Integrity, Service
I took time to contribute this review because I have never been so impressed with a vendor in every way - professionalism, honesty and integrity, stealth, and consistent quality of products.
Since SR1 I have tried a lot of dnm blow. Not absurd amounts and I do not slang the stuff ever. Just always on the hunt for that mythical vendor who is reliable, professional, secure, and of course delivers consistently bangin yay on point and on time.
My search is over. Aeilra is that vendor.
The coke is hot as balls. Until last week they always had the same goods, available in amounts from 1g to 1oz ($100 and $1750, respectively I believe). It's not inexpensive, but up against the 15 or so other vendors I've tried in the past couple years Aeirla's nosecandy is more consistent, stronger, and clean. Clean as in you can easily go all night, party it up, fuck like a nymphomaniac chihuahua, then eat two dinners and pass out like a roman hedonist after 24 hours of, well, those things. All without any of that jaw clenching bullshit that tends to come with nearly every other gram of yay on the market.
What really tickles my nutsack, though, is the results of my degenerate drug-nerd home "purity" tests which are not scientific but have helped me evaluate the various 8balls and grams purchased over the years:
Test 1
I first try a bump and a little taste. Most of the top dollar stuff on out there will smell and taste like actual cocaine and typically looks quite good even if everyone says everything is just re-rock with some shitty cut that is horrible for whatever reason. I still enjoy the chunky look regardless.
I expect zero burn from the bump, correct smell, and normal (but not excessive) numbing in the mouth from the taste. I'm also looking for signs of amphetamines or similar... good coke is not speedy or jittery. It is euphoric, pleasantly energetic and inspiring. Any noticeable nose burn indicates adulterants, probably active cuts of speed the speed variety. Too much numbing is probably lidocaine or some other -aine that isn't yayo.
Test 2
Next I try The Foilie Test. Yes yes, it's ghetto and makes me look like a fucking junkie. But it has real value. This is a simple way to detect inert cuts of the "-ose" type - lactose, sucrose, other sugars. If it doesn't react on the foil correctly once bicarb and water are mixed with the product then heated slightly then that's a red flag. When smoked, if it tastes like burnt candy, bbq, or charred shit and turns super brown on the foil, you've got sugars in your product. Could be worse, honestly. You can still snort that shit it's just stepped on in a cheap way that means you can't do foilies because the bicarb won't readily react to give you the quick freebase blow (but those sugars will wash out in water if you wanna make ghetto crack!).
Test 3
Reserved for when I think I have something really fucking nice. I'll do a proper acetone wash on a gram or two. I always triple wash and I don't rush it, ever. I basically follow the Le Junk method (lots of experience helps tho), using lab-grade equipment and 99.99% anhydrous acetone, etc etc. I am aware this doesn't necessarily remove difficult cuts like levimasole, however I have done this on so many different vendors gear so many times it absolutely gives me an idea of that maximum potential purity I'm working with. If a gram of blow comes out of the wash as 0.7g then it's very likely what I purchased is less than 70% cocaine.
Until I found Aeirla I never encountered cocaine that aced my three silly tests and then gave me 90% or more weight back from an acetone wash. The best shit I've found always returns 0.8g from washing 1g AT BEST. Aeirla's gear consistently gives me 0.9g or more per gram.
Speaking of washed blow. My last order included a surprise sample of orgasmically good washed coke. Happy as I am to get a kick down like that I was quickly distracted by the sample. It's silky and soft like no coke I've seen. It shimmers like the surface of a pristine mountain lake rippling in the sun as a glorious angelic breeze skirts its surface. When I did a bump it felt like an intergalactic unicorn jizzed a little into my nostril. And I liked it and forgot I was straight. It was fucking unreal, and I've been washing my head stash for years! Apparently Aeirla is much better at it than me. A week or so after I received the generous sample they added it to their inventory!
Photos of washed product (sorry couldn't get good focus): http://i.imgur.com/yFCSqlp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MxSyctg.jpg
Extended Details
Stealth - Epic. Fantastic. Going the extra mile every time. Everything about Aeirla's deliveries screams professionalism and solid OPSEC. Best I've seen. Doesn't use printed labels but it appears to be intentional based on the stealth strategy.
Professionalism - UNMATCHED. This crew absolutely takes care of their customers. Always. No matter what. I have NEVER worked with such professional vendors in my entire life. Ever. /EVERYTHING/ is encrypted always, response time is good, shipping is always on time, and in the rare event anything at all goes wrong they handle everything and make it right always.
Summary: I use dnms for the same reason most of you do. Security, quality, choice, freedom. Aeirla is the only vendor I have worked with in dozens (maybe hundreds) of transactions that I wish I could do business with in person. I do not actually want that to ever happen, since the marketplaces provide so many invaluable benefits. But Aeirla is so good, so friendly, and operates with such integrity and honesty it fucking warms my heart, numbs my nose, keeps me fucking like a teenager, and all that is why I don't mind that it drains my btc wallet!
I keep my head down and stay quiet.I don't venture outside the places I need to visit to aquire what I want. But I know I am not the only experienced and responsible coke enthusiast here and since I have tried almost every last established vendor on alphabay I wanted to share these compliments with the community. It really truly is a fucking absolute pleasure buying from Aeirla.
Thanks and be safe!
Nice review. I second everything you said about Aeirla's stealth and professionalism, although I've only ever purchased meth from them. They really put customer service and security first. I'm not really a coke man (partially because of the garbage floating around that passes for "cocaine") but your review inspired me to try some of theirs.