Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[7 Points] RaveTurkey01:

I think this guy wins moronic Monday

https://m.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/53hubn/50mics_lsd_in_jail/


[6 Points] squidfromthelam:

How much coffee is too much? Had 5 16 oz cups so far this morning. Im dozing off but i feel insane.


[3 Points] Brightwoodbandits:

You ever poop but get distracted before wiping (on phone, reading Reddit post etc) then you go to wipe and hardly anythings there if at all. My question is where does the poo go?!


[3 Points] None:

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What is this?


[1 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I have heard you should turn off your computer during a thunderstorm because it can ruin your computer. Is this true?


[1 Points] Brightwoodbandits:

That's disgusting


[1 Points] jdb12:

Looking to try LSD. Any recommendations? All I've found to help me out is this.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] __XANAXNET__:

How do most people Weigh out 1mg or 2mg when making Xanax or whatever. like if i have 500mg of Xanax powder how do i make them into caps like people do with MDMA (i dont have a pill press) i have scales but they dont go down to 1mg