[Vendor Review] Pelican MDMA. And tits.

Details Vendor: [Pelican] Market: [Direct Deal] Product: [1G MDMA] Shipped from: [US] Shipped to: [US] FE? (y/n): [x] Communication: [10] / 10 Stealth: [10] / 10 Shipping time: [10] / 10 Price: [10] / 10 ($FREEEEE) Aesthetics: [10] / 10 Weight: [10] / 10 Quality: [10] / 10 Transaction: [10] / 10 Vendor: [10] / 10 Drug: [10] / 10 TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100

So I heard about the whole "post tits and get drugs" thing so I hit up Pelican a little bit ago promising pics and a review for free MDMA. so fuck yes. This will be a part review and trip report.

Pelican responded within 3 hours when messaged which was awesome. Shipping left on Monday and came today (Thursday morning). Stealth was good, not much of note. My partner and I are both sugar babies and camgirls, so we snapped up some quick pics. https://www.anony.ws/image/JPZt (i'm on left and trans, fiance on right isn't). guess who's the artist of the group. anyway, so we mashed it up a bit and soaked it in some OJ and definitely felt it, even on 0.075 of a g. https://www.anony.ws/image/JPZ2 After we redosed up to .2g, the partner was rolling on the bed batting at sunbeams. GF started getting wet so we fucked then went over to my stripper friend's house to share the love. we ended all getting high and playing DnD. It was her first time and she loved it. Just came home and fucked again.

Potent stuff. Can definitely feel it and Pelican definitely did me a solid via free drugs. I'll probably hit him up later. high lasted probably about 2-3 hours and had quick onset.

thanks for reading friends <3


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[22 Points] None:

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[10 Points] The-Master-Lurker:

Most random post of occurring events I've ever read.


[9 Points] Theeconomist1:

Some of the replies here are why we can't have nice things. We have pictures of breasts and some have the gall to make fun or say a word? I'm ashamed. New fucking rule - if someone posts breasts with their review and someone makes fun - that asshole earns a lifetime ban.


[6 Points] Darknet_Retard:

HAS NO ONE THE DECENCY TO TAG THE BIRD IN THIS POST YET

/u/Pelican_Vendor

/s


[4 Points] DefinitelyNotLegal:

notable events include me going, "(fiance), you do realize that we're walking down the street with pelicans clearly drawn on our chest?" "oh yeah we're totally sober obviously, don't worry"

and

"I'M MAC DEMARCO THE BARD AND I'M HIGH ON ECSTASY"


[5 Points] DefinitelyNotLegal:

woke up and the fiance still hasn't gone to sleep lmao so she also wrote a review:

So Fiance and I attain drugs and then decide to do the drugs. We drop ~however much~~ into a glass of orange juice and knock it back. The come-up gets particularly come-uppy around the thirty minute mark: My face begins to feel like it's gently swelling, the texture not unlike marshmallows...really pleasant face marshmallows. The marshmallows continue to swell, then level off at a friendly pulsing beneath my face meat. My face feels like algae balls struggling to grow beneath linen, and it is nice, and I imagine that I can sink my hands into my face and down my throat and into my body and I am just really into that in general. I gather up handfuls of my thighs, my ass, boobs, whatever, and I squish my squish back into my squish, and there's sunlight coming through the blinds and my bedspread is white and clean and smooth and I am just thanking the universe for bestowing upon me this clarity of how much I love to cave my body in upon itself. I am not the kind of person who says anything to the universe otherwise. FULL SCENE CAPTURE: I am naked. Fiance is sitting down with her tits out, jeans on. “PELICAN!!!” is emblazoned across my sternum in permanent marker, while an actual attempt at a drawing of a pelican is on hers. I am dappling the mattress with pussy prints because I am abruptly and torrentially wet—like, fucking sopping, sloppy-ass “I've already masturbated to my favorite niche hentai genre and came five times” wet, but I have not masturbated at all yet actually. Probably a good time to start. So yeah, I start doing that, but it's slow going since that first direct stimulation knocks me off kilter entirely. It's a subtle, arresting “ohhhh wowww” moment—one doesn't expect a wave of warm spring sex air to just barrel through your reproductive organs when one's finger barely brushes one's clit, but yeah, one's clit is suddenly fucking sighing into a bed of rose petals and those rose petals have drugs on them and those drugs have rose petals on them. I play with that for a second, just kind of pawing at myself, not even masturbating so much as pushing on my clitoral hood apprehensively, eliciting a bewildered “huh?? huaaaaaAAaaahHhHHH???” response each go-round. Then I decide that I no longer want to be elegant and must punch my cervix in with an unmanageable-looking tentacle dildo. The lone cervix-punching is still not enough, and I beckon Fiance over, that sort of desperate “I am a puppy who is about to get euthanized and the only way to prevent this is if you are to fuck me” look in my eyes. She sort of....hover-slithers through the air over me. Like a hummingbird, but longer, so vaguely like a snake, but also like a person who is going to fuck you and is being hot about it. Her hair is like this preternatural mass of champagne-colored angel curls that are like, all fuckin' bouncing in her eyes, and it is so achingly cinematic and she is all springtime and sooooft skin, unrealistically forest nymph sooooft, and I just want to unhinge my jaw and put all of her in my mouth, and I guess I sort of try to do that.
So anyway. You know what you do when you're a stripper and you're kind of gay and generally hang out with other gay strippers and you all like to do drugs? “PELICAN!!!” is still written clear as day across my largely exposed tits as I flail down the sidewalk. “I AM A WALKING BILLBOARD FOR THE DARKNET” I scream. “We must amass more strippers” replies our post-coitus brains. I'm dressed in some sort of triangle bikini top and shorts less substantial than most people's underwear, and I'm thinking about how I've never really liked flowers, thinking about how the flowers on the sidewalk are beautiful, thinking about how I should change my mind about flowers because I was so fucking blind to them before apparently. Man, those flowers. All fleshy and soft curves, you know. Flowers. We find the stripper house. We give some drugs to the stripper house. Fiance and I redose. The afternoon phases from a kicked hornet's nest of drooling sexual frenzy to a warm, cozy, I-feel-so-safe chillness. We set up a mat for DnD instead of fisting each other because we're all really just innocent lost souls inside. Fiance DMs, spitting us out into a vaguely dystopian Steven Universe-based beach town—I play a halfling rogue dressed in poorly tanned and actively rotting opossum hide. Her name is Earthworm. She is represented by a Jesus figurine. My comrades are a tiny piggy bank named Beyonce and a fireman with a cigarette jutting from his armpit. Fiance and I redose. We walk home. The hornet sex nest is kicked again, and we fuck until we melt into each other, fuck until we are one united being of slick, screechy, transcendent fuck. Then we lie there. We are reduced to breathless wheezes of “what the fuck. Dude. God. Pelican, what the fuck. What the fuck Pelican.” We hobble to our feet. We fawn over each other to the point of entering not a sugar coma, but a sugar black hole. I become cogent enough to make coffee. Fiance sets up Runescape because our dignity was compromised so many, many years ago. We don't say much at all after that. We just sorta stare into the face of this bright and beautiful sweatyass fuckmonster we had created only moments before. In awe of it we stare. We also stare at Runescape. So. Yeah. This is best described as a “Would engage in sex-marshmallows-coming-out-of-my-face-discovering-my-inner-Earthworm-fuck-me-until-my-face-slides-off-and-then-fuck-me-again” type situation. Thanks doods.

tldr My girl and I fucked ourselves into another dimension and I wanted to mush my entire face into my body, A+


[3 Points] Theeconomist1:

Wow. This actually happened.


[1 Points] foodforthoughts1010:

Wonderful. It seems like /u/Pelican_Vendor is in with the ladies.... I never though I would see this many ornithophiles on this sub.


[1 Points] jaharden:

Tell me more about this.. stripper friend.


[1 Points] None:

id post my tits too if people weren't so mean to me around here :(


[1 Points] Maddabber7:

What kinda sample for a pic of my twice pierced dick not small either lol


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[0 Points] None:

Dear lord! Did I just see CP?!!?! I mean, I don't like big titties, but I certainly don't like flat ones neither. No offense of course...just not what I was expecting haha.


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