How long will cocaine store for

I'm about to start atleast a 4 year journey that will include sobriety(yes military). During this period I plan on buying atleast an oz of cocaine a year and keeping it sealed and kept away in a safe place. The goal is to have a large amount of cocaine when I get out of military so I can immediately throw my life away to addiction. If vacuum sealed/mylar cocaine should have a long shelf life correct? Im worried that tor/darknetmarkets may be a thing of the past by the time I get out. I love cocaine and can't imagine never being able to do quality stuff again once i get out


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[131 Points] None:

hahahahhaahhaahahahaaaaaaaaaa


[78 Points] Thriz_whistle:

Finally someone on this sub has their shit together and has a plan:

  1. Join military
  2. Buy 4 ounces of impeccably stored cocaine over 4 years
  3. Throw his life away to addiction

My only advice to you OP is you're gonna need a lot more cocaine than 4 ounces. A couple months in you're gonna be like "godammit, my life isn't thrown away yet and my cocaine is gone!"

Good on you for realizing that it's time to get married and grow up...you reek of maturity.


[26 Points] None:

You're going to fuck it all up OP. If you love cocaine that much, having it on hand is going to be terrible. You're going to get into it, fail your drug tests, and throw away your career.

The DNMs aren't going anywhere. Just wait until you're out. I saw dozens of people throw their life because of drugs while I was in the Service.


[23 Points] god_send:

I'll be helpful.

Vaccum sealed w/ mylar bags, refrigerated or frozen it could last a very long time. Opening and closing the bag more times will affect the time. Also if you freeze it you have to let it thaw before opening.

Only read bad stuff about Cocaine degrading not stored properly or in a water solution. Also one guy said his blow turned a golden brown kept in a baggie in a desk drawer after a few months.

Thanks in advance for your service.


[18 Points] 4rkh:

You forgot what the military will inject into your brain during this 4 year time.


[13 Points] goingpoostal:

r/ ask a Colombian


[5 Points] god_send:

And be safe out there!


[3 Points] GNAR-TheBarGoblin:

It stores the most conveniently in your nasal passages.


[4 Points] colesaw:

so I can immediately throw my life away to addiction.

You should get 4 ounces of H #4. 1 oz a year yeah all punctual good to go imo


[3 Points] None:

coke is very stable, a cool dry oxygen-less environment will keep it up to snuff for a while. good luck, what branch you going in?

Marine Corps right? if so, Semper Fi.


[3 Points] Borax:

It's crucial that it is completely dry as moisture causes cocaine to hydrolyse. If you store it with plenty of desiccant it should last fine.


[3 Points] throwawayperon:

Add some variety man. Cocaine gets awfully meh imo especially in terms of addiction. Gonna want some black tar/ Ecp #4 some bell ringer meth (rip supermario) and a good supply of ketamine. And some LSD if not only to resell and recouperate some of that money. Shits never gonna get old if you do it right.


[2 Points] buddders:

til i come round your house


[1 Points] AjaxLabs:

Cocaine's biggest enemy is water. Medical solutions, used for nose surgery, have a limited shelf life compared to other drugs dissolved in water. Store in a dark, cool and dry place. You may want to store it with some dessicating packs. Possible solution: store in an ammo can with some dessiccating packs in a cool environment. Should be good for decades this way.


[1 Points] Jarchen:

Good luck with random tests and house searches. Pray you never geobach it.


[1 Points] droatl:

Why throw your life away on Coke? there are so many more fun drugs to become addicted to.


[1 Points] Ethereality_DNM:

Vacuum seal (twice is best) and keep it in a mylar bag (sealed is better than ziploc'd but ziploc'd is better than open) and keep it in a cool place. If you have a vacant freezer then that's best but somewhere else cool (think room temp with A/C) is fine. If you do choose to store it in the freezer then let it completely warm to room temperature before you open it.

Also wrap some oxygen and moisture absorbing materials in a piece of paper and put them inside the bag with the cocaine. Think wine preservative spray and desiccant.


[1 Points] RedEyePedo:

LMFAO


[1 Points] now_its_a_dick_joke:

Move to Jamaica. Tons of pure blow there.

You're fucking stupid, btw.


[1 Points] OPSECmistake1818:

1- wash cocaine to remove cuts that could negatively affect storage. 2- dry cocaine to remove h2o (dont worry melting point is 374° for pure cocaine hcl). 3- vacuum seal with dessicant. 4- keep away from light/heat.

will last much longer than it will take you to open it.


[1 Points] None:

Lol ! Sounds like you know what you want with life . Your coke will be fine soldier . Also this will never be a thing of the past it will only get bigger


[-1 Points] None:

Just store it in your freezer, or in mylar bags in a dark place. Most drugs are really stable and will modt likely outlive you, except exotic shit such as LSD.


[-7 Points] frost-bit:

Get yourself a local dealer


[-7 Points] None:

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