Quick aside: I apologize for my absence; in addition to being removed as a moderator here, I got nailed with some major IRL problems at the same time and ended up attempting suicide. Luckily, my failure at life also applies to suicide and I ended up choking on the end of a noose for two hours before someone stumbled upon me, and did not succeed at ending my life. Thanks for all of the kind words in my absence and for those who messaged me, I'll get back to you sometime tonight. Thanks to all <3
Vendor: Farmer1
Market: Agora
Item: 1oz (28g) Skush, his famous homegrown Indica strain.
Price: Can't access Agora at the moment to verify, but it was something like $250 with shipping.
Shipping: I've placed two orders for his ounce listing now. The first time I received my package in 3 days, and the second time I was amazed to open my mailbox and find a package the day after I placed my order. I still have no clue how he managed that, as we are half of the United States away from each other. 5/5
Stealth: Something like SEVEN barriers and bags before the product could be seen and opened? Very thorough, no way could it be seen/smelled unless someone intentionally ripped through layer after layer. 5/5
Communication: Not much needed, but the few messages I did send were answered promptly and professionally. Expected from a vendor with such the stellar history, but still nice to see that he hasn't lost anything in the area of customer service, as some vendors do when they get too big. 5/5
Bag Appeal: Pretty damn nice. I wasn't sure what to expect because his listing picture is a close-up and doesn't give you much to work off of, but in person, this weed is pretty as can be. Visible trichomes, great dark green color with dark red-ish hairs covering the weed. And for those of you who like your weed uncompressed and/or in larger sized nugs, look no further than Farmer1. My package came entirely intact and not compressed at all, and I'd say that the average nug weighs something like 4g. Beautiful, beautiful stuff. Rating it a 4 just because although it's pretty, it's not jaw-dropping gorgeous. 4/5
Product: The shipping, the stealth, the communication, the price, it ALL pales in comparison to how wonderful this weed is. Oh and BTW, when I weighed out my 28g order I found that I had received ~35g; are you kidding me?! Potent? HELL yes. One of the heaviest indicas I've ever had the privilege to enjoy. The Skush also has an awesome texture to it and crumbles and breaks down extremely easily, which is much appreciated for someone like me who doesn't own a grinder. Hits beautifully as well, staying lit between hits, allowing me to refrain from torching it too much and getting the most bang out of every bowl. I'd describe the high as a classic indica high, but with much more of a head-high than I'd expect from an indica. Very much a mood-lifter, as when I smoke it, I can be in the absolute worst fucking mood but once I finish a bowl, I can distance myself from my troubles and enjoy the moment. 5/5
Conclusion: What can I say that I haven't already? Perfect scores across the board for Farmer1, and all of it deserved. I'm not one to hold back in my vendor reviews, even on the smallest issues, but I have absolutely nothing I can find to complain about. This Skush strain is one of the best strains I've ever had, and in my opinion it ranks up there with ECC's LSD in terms of potency and bag appeal. I am already a repeat customer, because the people I'm re-selling to can't get enough of the Skush. Thanks Farmer1! =)
Hugs!! Good lord brother I am very happy you are alive after that. There are a lot of people that love you here and personally your snarky comments always had me rolling over the course of the year bro. Please make sure you get proper help man. I've had like 5 nicknames here but I can tell you at different points you were always the one mod up in the middle of the night when I was and I always appreciated your comments. Enjoy that skush and relax. Please get better brother, mod or not this sub wouldn't be the same without you bro.