Doorbell ring today from USPS man. Asked for signature. Possible CD?

Just awhile ago, I saw the mailman delivering mail as per usual. Didn't look suspicious or anything, he was just going about his work.

Knowing that my house was coming up soon, I waited by the door like a dog waiting for their owner. After he placed the normal mail in the mailbox, the doorbell rings. My heart fuckin drops. I open it and see he's holding a small envelope. Looks more like a card of some sort and seemed like it was from another country just by the amount of stamps, printing, etc. I politely tell him something like, "That's weird, I got all my Amazon orders in yesterday, not sure what that is but wasn't expecting it." He asks if that's my name on the envelope and my dumbass tells him yes. He proceeds to ask "So are you refusing to sign" I told him yes, because I'm not expecting anything and all my Amazon orders have already came in yesterday. He then messes around with the gadget that scans mail and walks away proceeding to deliver other mail.

I'm still nervous as fuck because I'm wondering if it's the generic Cialis I purchased from an EU vendor or the press pills that were bought from a reputable vendor from the UK. Could this just be all a coincidence? Is it normal for some international shipments require signature? I'm betting it was the Cialis but still not sure. Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

Update: I'm a fucking idiot. Just went on my vendor's page and completely missed this:

"We also ship to Switzerland/US. These orders also can be shipped using regular post without tracking if you don't want to sign when collecting package, but in this case we can't guarantee delivery and need FE. Let us know if you want this option when ordering."


Comments


[13 Points] MDMangel:

If you didn't look guilty before, you sure as hell do now!! I'd clean house. Pretend that you know nothing of any packs coming in. Consider that addy burned. That mail-man has alot to talk about with his buddies back at the office. With pack in hand as he left, you better believe they are gonna open that shit and see whats inside after that little episode.

Hopefully they all share it amongst themselves and don't call the cops, but thats probably just wishful thinking.


[8 Points] Anti-Hero_AU:

/u/Vendor_BBMC: Another schoolboy scared of the postie has surfaced.

Let it rip man:-


[3 Points] getonmylev:

It more than likely was not a CD, but you did make the situation even worst and a little weird by talking to him through the door as much and how you did...i would think that might draw a little suspicion, if you wasnt going to accept it you shouldnt have even replied to him, then could have decided to go pick it up at the post office later after you calmed down.


[2 Points] thebobbysimon:

lol I'm sorry OP but this is too funny to me. That mailman probably just thought "What a fucking wackjob..." and went on with his day but you seriously made yourself look 5000 times more suspicious than had you just accepted the package.


[1 Points] UnclePsych0:

Message the vendor and ask if his packs require signatures. Say yours did so you RTS


[1 Points] giogomezbeats:

This is my worst fear


[1 Points] pavave:

Burn the dog, shoot your house.