[Vendor Review] PandaDude - 1 gram of Meth

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: PnadaDude
Product/s reviewed: 1gram meth
International?: (US to US)
Vendor requires FE?: (no)
Price before shipping: 70
Shipping cost: 10
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ ]+1 Low package profile
[ ]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (25x4 for 100%)

holy shit. i been smoking mad chronic at school. me and the homies are tired of being dead tired by last bell. evrything i read on here pointed towards meth to keep us going. i know everone says it will fuck up your life but fuck that! i was gonna save it til we started up again but i wanted to try it out first to make sure my teachers wouldn't know i was tweaking. they're all dumb fucks anyway but you can't be too safe. last fucking thing i need is more shit. people don't know shit and i can live my fucking life. my homie Daz said we should sprinkle it on my smoke but i wanted a real fucking rise. this shit is off the fucking hook. one tiny little line and we were fucking flying. didn't take long before we were hitting supermans tho. i did a lot of blow last year so I could handle it. meth is so much BETTER! im gonna need some more fucking soon! lol i dunno. fucking great shit but I know there are WAY lower prices. prolly try from somewhere else next time. but im wary about AB now. Anyone know of good prices on a better market?


Comments


[9 Points] None:

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[4 Points] BaronKing:

You smoke meth at school... Lol well good luck with life bud, you're going to need it.


[5 Points] None:

You sound like somebody who'd stuff his underwear with a sock to make his dick look bigger. And not to impress girls, but to cover up your insecurity around other guys.

It's okay to admit your shortcomings here, buddy. This is a safe place.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

"i know everone says it will fuck up your life"

Sorry to break the news to you mate but after reading that it seems like you've already fucked up your life :<.

You don't simply "save" meth it doesn't work like that...trust me. The fact your using the term "homies" must mean your 15-17 at least and i highly recommend you don't do meth because if that sentence was anything to go off you don't need anymore.

What happen to kids stealing their dads weed and having a few bongs. Thank fuck i didn't grow up during the ice age. At least have fun with the other drugs before going to meth, Then i hope you have a understanding of how bad addiction can be.


[1 Points] maxturbator:

Only 1 point for OPSEC but a score of 100%? Slow down on the meth, kid...


[1 Points] None:

"Zerthebest" on AB is the cheapest and best meth I've ever found. If you hurry you can get in on his BOGO deal. I ordered the BOGO for an eight ball and ended up with 8.5 grams for $125! I wouldn't be to wary of AB,they were just doing some server maintenance.


[1 Points] crystaldust:

you should try smoking it next time. it doesn't really smell you could probably smoke it right in the school bathroom or something. never mind that's probably bad advice don't listen to me.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

This is a troll, right?


[1 Points] throwaxanny:

this dude has to be a troll


[1 Points] None:

Lol, someone should ban this yutz


[1 Points] None:

This is your average /r/darknetmarkets poster in a nutshell, everyone


[1 Points] Lucia-Anil:

This kid is 15-18, 100% guaranteed