Thought this would be a good time to review PureFireMeds [Agora] + BONUS TRIP REPORT

You may have recently seen a scam warning for PureFireMeds. Now, I can't speak to the quality of the LSD, but I just had my first shroom experience with his Golden Teachers. It was awesome.

Stealth - Fine for the product. No MBB, but vac-seal did the job. 4/5 because the packaging tape was not perfect, which slightly obscured my address (definitely still able to read it though). Don't want to give too many details about this, but I wouldn't be worried.

Shipping - Much faster than expected. I heard horror stories of people waiting weeks for PFM, but mine came in a few days.

Product/Trip Report - Fuckin' awesome. I had never taken shrooms before, but this was a great experience. I heard stories about shrooms tasting bad. These did NOT. They tasted like slightly bitter veggie chips. It's no chocolate bar, but they went down relatively easy. I had a gram and then went on a hike in the woods with some friends. I was definitely tripping after ~45 min, but was still able to hike across large rocks and up some steep hills quite easily. I did some yoga on a large boulder overlooking a cliff, which was unreal.

After getting back to our campsite, I took another 1.5g (didn't want to take too much my first time). At this point, I started feeling the trip pretty intensely. I was mesmerized by the wrinkles in my tent and just lay down laughing for a few minutes. My friends were having a great time as well (three out of six of us were first-timers). I was definitely getting some visuals: the tent walls were vibrating and objects dragged across my visual field like in Windows solitaire.

Once I heard the fire getting started, I brought over some hot dogs and buns and was extremely excited about passing them around to my friends. We ate, laughed, and watched the sun go down over the cliff that our campsite was sitting on. As it got dark, we watched the distant lights of the city and imagined what everyone was doing "down below."

Now that the sun was completely down and there was a full moon in the sky, we turned on some Chopin Nocturnes, which were incredible. The nocturnes transformed our simple campfire hangout into a quasi-melodramatic comic opera. I could feel the quick scene changes, focusing on each person around the circle as the subject of their own mini-story within the performance. So cool.

Life-changing experience for more than one of us.

Would order from PFM again, to say the least.


Comments


[7 Points] Atador:

Doesnt change the fakt that he is a selectiv scammer!


[3 Points] None:

The "quick scene changes" are my favorite part about tripping. Every different door you open or going from inside to outside "changes" the scene. Not the scenery but that actual short scene of life that is taking place. It's amazing how you break down 8 hours or so into micro moments, each building to a new beginning. The last time I tripped though I ate a half ounce of mushrooms and won't be venturing back to that place for a long time. I found pieces of myself I never wanted to see.


[3 Points] None:

I Guess I was lucky? I ordered 2 grams of wax from PFM. Marked as shipped on Tuesday (a day after I ordered, might I add), arrived on Friday with industry-level stealth, even better stealth than some of the small time vendors. Wax is shiftily purge from my observation, but it looks exactly like the picture so no surprises.

Took 4 days which isn't unusual for priority which can take as long as 5. Impressed with the product and shipping, will be using him again.


[2 Points] None:

man fuck that nigga. i orderd my shit on monday and he marked it shipped on tuesday. its now fuckin Friday, 3 days! i even pre-messaged him saying to ship it asap and he said "Definitely, Order away!" i ALWAYS get my Priority Mails 2 or 3 days! Never 4 days!


[2 Points] ravelaluna:

I ordered from PFM on 4/8. No communication and product has not been shipped 4/19...