Are vendors getting anything through? It would be nice to send my friend some goodies while in county. Thinking lsd would be easiest but idk if I would want to trip in a cage. Heard of people coating letter with liquid and then eating the paper or where they seal the envelope. I know staff opens and reads all mail
Well LSD liquid on paper would be ideal.
But they could still blacklight it.
Random idea: visit him and do a crossword puzzle with him like a game but then make sure to eat 2 squares very obviously - right from the middle. Say 'yum. I'm full now' so he gets the idea to stop.
You can point to letters within the crossword puzzle in order. L-S-D.
Then if you think he understands blot a crossword puzzle.
You should probably dose it mild the first time to see if he caught on. Maybe half dose a small area. 500ug total.
Of course it will be obvious if you only send him one puzzle. You have to stealth it with... I don't know.. put it in a box with a rubick's cube and a bunch of other shit for LE to focus on so your crossword puzzle gets unfucked with.
And you'd have to send it like a vendor, untraceable back to you so if it's burned everyone's safe.
So you can.
Good luck.