The walk of shame...

We've all experienced it. Its in the back of your mind everytime you think about checking the mail for the 4th time today.

"What if i DON'T get my pack today?"

This question has led to anxiety and depression throughout the DNMs. The feeling of despair that follows you after you open your mailbox to reveal a catalog for bullshit and a health insurance letter, and the absence of your beloved pack.

The walk of shame has tainted thousands of individuals and continues to thrive in this community. It plagues the subreddit with "MY PACK NOT HERE IN 2 DAYS CD? BELIZE?"

So i ask you, take the walk of shame with pride. keep your head held high, and strut through the yard back inside and get on reddit. tell everyone how patient you are, and that you will persevere through these trials of USPS.

Seriously though, i fucking hate it :(


Comments


[16 Points] bodevelho:

and when the vendor scams you and doesn't send you shit! you be like walking everyday to check the mail for an entire month! multiple times each day

it's worse then then being hit by a meth psychosis


[7 Points] yalldontknowjack:

It helps to have a healthy stash. That way you can at least do it high as fuck.


[3 Points] Sterlingswand:

Lol the mailman had become our drug dealer.

I love it.

We all need to start giving huge Christmas checks or something. Show how grateful we are in an anonymous way lol.

I mean, after all. Chances are it's just one mail man for all of us that's making all of our dreams come true. That's like god status almost.


[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

I hate it b/c my mail comes so fucken late now. I feel like bitching about it, but yeah, i know that won't go anywhere. So the worst is getting your hopes up ALL DAY and the much anticipated arrival of the mailman. NOTHING.

I usually silently curse everyone and everything that could have gotten in the way of my pack being delivered. I always suspect that the mailman gets lazy and doesn't grab all the packages when he goes out for the day.


[1 Points] crackwhoresonacid:

I can hear the dam mail truck, been circling my house for hours. But the flag is still up.


[1 Points] whatsoulfood:

There will be a day when you'll walk proud and claim loud what is rightfully yours, bro.


[1 Points] MitalikaSucks:

You are so fucking right! +1


[1 Points] None:

That feeling when you do get your package though. Hearing the postie come and then you hear the scan then you know it's there! It's a bigger rush than the drugs inside, Now whenever i see a express post bag my heart races a little even if i know there is no drugs inside!


[1 Points] cryptocreepo:

It could be worse, you could be buying off the street and get stabbed in the process of getting robbed. That is way too common.

I'll take the the delays on the DN any day.


[1 Points] octomarvel:

Ever hurriedly open a Xmas/bday present hoping for a certain specific item inside only to discover socks?

It's the same feeling.

=,(


[1 Points] Idonu:

Dude, you just described my situation for mail today lmao. Ended up getting my pack though (Y).


[1 Points] None:

Yeah this happen to me today. The vendor I'm buyin off is normally reliable NDD so I was confidently waiting for the postman, he usually comes around lunchtime. from how my house is situated I can see up and down the street, so I can see him approach....5 houses away...3...here he comes....AND WALKS RIGHT PAST MY DAMN HOUSE! Theres no worse feeling. I want to chase after him and go 'look in your bag man you must have missed something...are you sure? ARE YOU SURE?!!" I didn't though. I have done this in the past, but I am stronger nowadays. Then I checked my vendors page and Update: All packages ordered on 16th will now be sent 17th due to unforeseen circumstances. shit.


[-7 Points] hog_master:

What a stupid fucking post. Post something worthwhile, would you?