Checked my PO Box. I rent a large one, so I don't have to interact with anyone. Well, I'm expecting a pack... and there's no pack... just a pink slip that says there's a package at the counter. What vendor would send requiring signature. Oh no, this is it, the CD I've been waiting for!
I'm thinking OH NOES, TIME TO BURN AND GET TO BELIZE!!! I'm thinking, yikes, why me? I don't want to go to jail man! I'm shaking, nearing puke, wondering if I should pop my sub now so I don't go into WD in jail. Then I'm thinking about my whole future down the drain. Should I leave the pack? Should I abandon address? Should I get in my car and speed outta there, running red lights?
My heart races. I pace, wondering what to do. I NEED that pack. Maybe they made a mistake? I go onto reddit DNM and search "pink slip" PO BOx, limit search to /darknetmarkets. WHY ME.
I cram my sub into my fuse box in my car. I get up the nerve. I go to the counter with my slip. I look for LE goons. I walk up. He takes my slip, goes in the back. I'm sure I'm about to get tackled. He walks up with my pack. WHAT IF I GRAB IT AND RUN?
Okay don't run. Stay calm. He says I have to sign. I'm shaking. I figure, what if I sign my name and it's not legible? Will my lawyer get me off on that? I'm shaking so bad I can hardly sign anyway.
He gives me my pack. I walk out to car. I'm waiting to get boxed in by the feds. Guys with guns... I pull out of parking spot as fast as I can. I'M FREE! AND IN 10 MINUTES I'M ALSO HIGH! Now I'm free and high! 10 minutes ago I imagined being in jail in WD. Now I'm driving. I drive away.
The pack says "NO SIGNATURE REQUIRED". Why did they do this to me? New guy on the job?
The lesson is: stay calm. Sometimes they do things at the USPS that make no sense. They could've fit my package in the box, but they made me nearly have a heart attack. Bitches.
Not to scare you but what if it was a monitored delivery for evidence? Im new to this so i dont know much. Just my 2c