Vendor Name/Marketplace: HashishMaster on Abraxas
Vendor URL: http://abraxasdegupusel.onion/vendor/HashishMaster
Product/s reviewed: 1g Cream Hashish
International?: Yes
Price before shipping: £19.72
Shipping cost: FREE
Expected weight: 1g
Weight on arrival: 1.31g
Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue on request
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[X]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
IMAGES:
So I was doing my usual trawl through the darknets when I noticed something I hadn't seen before. Hash "Cream". I love exotic things so I had to check it out. And the picture of it made it look bizarre. Sort of like a oily black sludge covered in chalky green dust. I did not recognise what it was on sight.
Fired off the vendor a message and they were very friendly. Talked to me quite a bit. Turns out the hash cream is hash with a very very high oil content. This makes it so soft it has the consistency of opium. I image it's made from the very first shake of the plants right after they're harvested. It was expensive for one gram but what the hell. It looked like it could have been some of the best hash I've ever seen.
Order arrived after 1 week Canada to UK. Personally I think this is pretty good. Stealth was alright. It's one gram pressed flat so it's not a huge deal. There was no smell and it was inside an airtight seal. That's the main thing. Weighing it it was overweight. For something so expensive I really appreciate that.
The product itself was interesting. Has the consistency of treacle at room temperature. Very very sticky. Jesus god the smell is intense. Like if you took the smell of skunk to an extreme to the point it almost makes your eyes water. Very pungent.
As for the high...well..funny story actually. I was scraping the product into the tub you can see above for storage. Now it's very sticky and oily. So I got a tiny bit on my hand(about the size of pin head) and couldn't get it off. Eventually I just gave up and tried to bite it off. Obviously I swallowed the smallest amount in the process. Thinking nothing of it I went about my day. About 2 hours(I think) later I noticed myself feeling slightly more upbeat than normal. 15 minutes later I realised I was fucking baked. Just of the tiniest contact amount. This lasted about 6 hours. High was pleasant and very calming. Not hyper in any way. Really enjoyed it.
So if you've got the money to spare and want something really really good go for this. Think this is the first time I'm handing out a 5/5 for weed potency. Very well deserved in this case.
Also think this man is a redditor. Paging /u/HashishMaster