applying for a job and need help with this specific question.
Please describe your current use of cocaine
applying for a job and need help with this specific question.
[179 Points] murderhomelesspeople:
[106 Points] LoveYaLikeAHurricane:
Where is the completely uncontrollable option
[54 Points] trynakick:
If you'll be doing logistics I'd suggest this is a trick question. They want you to be alert and quick. I'd check 'a. Heavy, but controlled'
[46 Points] iamfrankfrank:
Heavily, but only when driving a forklift because it keeps my coworkers on their toes.
[47 Points] DNMCommenter84:
Dear Prospective Employee, please pick the option which best describes your love for booger sugar:
1) Light, just a few times a year (mostly during hooker season)
2) Overwhelming, but I've still got a few family members left to steal from
3) My parole officer advises me the correct answer to this question is "I don't do that shit no more, I'm good with the Lord now."
4) I am unable to answer this question until fishscale enters my bloodstream. Please excuse me.
[22 Points] Multer:
Currently I use it 5-10 times a month, parties mostly, love it with chicks and alcohol. Love to smoke a joint bout an hour before sleep. Few times a year I take a break for few weeks or a month. Never had problems with addiction or my boss. Oh I should mention I don't have a boss ;)
[15 Points] Kylo_Rennington:
Every weekend with lots of alcohol.
[12 Points] Confused_Banker:
Where's the option for not as much as I'd like to be doing?
[11 Points] CosmosisQ:
Why do they ask this?
[12 Points] DooshNozzzle:
My current use? uhhh.....
sniff
right this second... as in currently.
[8 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:
Snort COCAINE......Fuck BITCHES.....REPEAT.....Bahahahaha!!!!!
[6 Points] svere21:
lots of it
[4 Points] stilldogman:
Did you write in, "why, you looking for a hook?"
[4 Points] None:
Well I would definitely put heavy but controlled because I want them to know I'm the kind of candidate who has tight control over the addictive substances I can't live without.
[3 Points] Savanah78:
Tell the recruiter you will suck his dick for some
[2 Points] WebKoala:
What job is this?
[2 Points] None:
Not heavy enough
[2 Points] illpoet:
"I just really like the way it smells"
[2 Points] GDSGFT2SCKCHSRS:
At this point in time I would bet the arms of my children that a unbiased, honest third party that had a suitable education or background to accurately determine which of the many phases or degree of drug abuse I am current occupying would definitely describe my coke habit as the end stage down and out nothing to lose. I'm a hopelessly all consumed shell of a deviant broken subhuman with one foot in the grave and my other foot is...fuck it's also in a grave I have to admit. I prolly have less time to live than Betty White.
[1 Points] MLGFrog:
Sure, do you need a form of identification to make sure there are no double submissions?
[1 Points] penismith:
While holding hands as far apart as possible reply, "This much bitch."
[1 Points] ThePercectTaco:
It's a tricky question, you don't use drugs is the only correct answer.
[1 Points] zombilives:
holy fuck man, put that flag on never, lulz
[1 Points] None:
only when super super drunk , i use . this way you dont have to drive down the road with one hand over an eye so you can see straight
[1 Points] hassannasralla:
kaboom
[0 Points] None:
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[-1 Points] ididw0t1:
some of the best drugs known to mankind.
Hodl . 1 gram lasts a few weeks atleast.
know your body . control your mind .
Recruiter: I see you answered "Heavy, but controlled" for your cocaine usage, any comments?
u/hustlebackwards: You know it bitch.
Recruiter: Ahhhh yeeeeee
u/hustlebackwards: Yeeeeeeee
This is your future. It's within your grasp. Do it man, do it.