Vendor: Ms. PostLady (Jan. 2, 2018 Batch)
Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA
Substance: Cocaine
Suspicious Effects: 20% cocaine base yield using baking soda
Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No): no
Suspected Adulterant:
Home Testing Done? no, not at this time
Price: 3.5 grams for $358 or $102 a gram
Advertised purity: Raw Uncut Cocaine
Picture: https://www.photoland.io/i/OshEB
PLEASE: I RECEIVED A TEMPORARY BAN BECAUSE I RESPONDED TO SOMEONE'S BEST VENDOR QUESTION. DO NOT ASK ME WHO IS MY FAVORITE VENDOR. IT IS AGAINST THIS SUBS RULES. I HAD TO UNDERGO PAINFUL r /DARKNETMARKET WITHDRAWAL UNTIL I WAS REINSTATED.
Comment: Don't ask me why i decided to try this vendor. i probably got sucked in by the fake reviews on the web site. Anyway, the coke was mostly powder with a few little soft rocks and pebbles. Look at the photo. Very little diamond sparkle. Does that match the product description of "raw uncut cocaine?" But the real killer was when i cooked some i got back 20%! This is one of the worst yields i have ever gotten. I messaged the vendor and PostLady responded that he/she didn't think the coke was that bad. Ms PostLady was thinking i was a begging noob trying to get a freebee. i said i have half the batch sitting here cause its garbage and i don't want anymore of it unless you got something better. So, PostLady offered to send a half amount of what she/he thought was good and I said that was great, as I can test them both. Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, nothing ever showed up. And you won't see me going back to this post office anytime soon.
I ended up adding this remaining amount of garbage to a hard "mediocre casserole" i was going to cook the various left over small amounts of the lousy cokes and hope the hard would be better. the fact that i was cooking left over soft into hard emphasizes the fact that there are that many mediocre, not nose quality products for sale. If coke was anywhere near decent, up the nostrils it went.
NOTE: Prior to this 20% yield, the lowest yield I have ever gotten was 38%. I did get an amazing 0% yield a year ago, on a local batch. This caused me to do the water test and A/B ammonia extraction. I couldn't believe the water test, 75% of the sample did not dissolve! a gram of coke dissolves in 0.5 mls of water and i'm dumping 3 grams into 40mls of water. wow. And only a little goo collected on the glass sides of the beaker during ammonia addition. end result was that it was 100% fake cocaine. I showed the results to the plug who thought i was crazy 'cause nobody was complaining. Stupid users liked it. This right here says more about the state of the cocaine marketplace than anything else. Majority of users don't have any idea of what decent, never mind 92%, coke is like.
Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call Fire, you may call Garbage, yet we are both right for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result that can be used to quantitatively compare batches for purity and detection of active cuts is the analysis obtained by a GC/MS or Infrared (IR) spectroscopy.
Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF?
Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, whether you do it with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars, cats and dogs sleeping together, and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..
Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."
Vendors are getting brave putting such low quality for these high prices. It is the reason coke prices in general are so high on the DNMs whereas they could be much cheaper with the availability of it these days.
u/I_Hate_Rerock, have you tried FuckinFrenchToast's product? Highly rated on markets but virtually nothing about them on reddit.