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Comments: Next time I'll just order my kids from the bird again. :)

Edit: Sorry for no pics. I just 'tested' them with the 'regeant kit' and sold them then.

I should have washed them with the coke wash method posted here because a buyer already complained. I guess I got some shitty RC girl instead of a real one. Will dispute soon.


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[121 Points] shillface:

This is your monthly shitpost?


[65 Points] alphagaysupport:

We are very sorry for the poor service


[51 Points] miki77miki:

one girl is really ugly, I think she has autism?

MY FUCKING SIDES


[33 Points] None:

Lol?


[19 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

Last time I ordered this shit I got fucking Taiwanese kids! They look similar but they don't run nearly as fast which basically kills my investment before it ever grows up. I've also noticed they tend to group up more when compared to good Chinese stock who tend to integrate themselves into the community. Unfortunately I haven't found many better ways to identify them.


[15 Points] hockeyfan2001:

High quality shitpost


[12 Points] WillyDrumDrum:

always go with the sunkissed purebred argentenians, guaranteed delivery although a bit more pricey


[11 Points] SancZero:

I ordered guns recently (to kill my husband if you're wondering) and they fucked up my order. I just sent it back to him via UPS. Thankfully they're discounting my MP5 purchase next week so I can't complain.


[11 Points] buxtonwater3:

I wouldn't trust anything Chinese mate could be laced with fent


[10 Points] pandahaze:

I'm going to hell for laughing at this so hard.


[10 Points] None:

Do you work for asianstreetmeat.com?


[8 Points] ForLol_Serious:

What did you do with these kids while they were in your possession?


[9 Points] JuJoker:

For all sites like vice and co, feel free to PM me for an interview. Maybe I can even order more girls so we can do a documentary about it with real live footage.


[6 Points] None:

I hate these posts because you just know some news stations are going to take them seriously and fuck it up for everyone lmfao


[6 Points] Cestar77:

35kg for each one holy wow


[6 Points] vagrantmigrant:

Pics or gtfo my nigga


[5 Points] HeyItsMassacre:

Ded


[5 Points] IrregularPlumbus:

Did you hotplate them at least?


[6 Points] lsdinsane:

You should have gone with the priority shipping


[6 Points] smokeitwithmydick:

Even though it's shitty RC girl, could you still boof it?


[6 Points] None:

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[4 Points] throwtrumpout:

Does vendor require FE?


[4 Points] alt_right_shift:

At least you actually got them. Last time I ordered Chinese they sent Filipino instead. Imagine my surprise when I opened the PO box.


[3 Points] io34uio234:

Pics?


[3 Points] ethan2270:

Shitpost of the month


[2 Points] peeKthunder:

the article was right :o


[2 Points] Doctor0000:

You misspelled "pageant"


[2 Points] AngryDiggerman:

waits for it to hit a news site


[2 Points] lovelylittlegangster:

35kg is way too heavy for 4 year olds. They should be more like 15-20kg each.

Must have looked like this: http://imgur.com/a/dksYe


[2 Points] fmerz:

Have you tried acetone wash on the RC girl she may have active cuts?


[1 Points] stillsellingdope:

this is funny as shit but lets all just sit back and think about how we are joking about child pron and human trafficking....lol feelsbadman we are a bunch of assholes.


[1 Points] AIpraklng:

wow


[0 Points] droppedspecimen:

4's too young... Any around 13-18?...


[0 Points] RSlashMason:

Shitpost so dank


[0 Points] KingHonky:

This is fucking hilarious.

Bravo.


[-1 Points] lsdinc:

I had same experience, boy only had one hole!