Meth and drug tests

So today I got bad news and decided to relapse on about 2 points of low quality ice, now I'm worried about my urine screen on Monday. It's an Icup brand test if that matters. What do you guys think. Am I safe or nah? Is there a easy way to try to flush it out this weekend? Thanks in advance


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[8 Points] TOEMEIST:

Alright so here's what you're gonna do.

Buy this.

You only have a couple days but if you try hard you can work your way up to the biggest one, I believe in you.

The day before the test, don't drink any fluids.

On the day of the test, as close to when you take it has possible, have a trusted friend insert their penis into yours and fill your bladder with his (clean) urine.

Then just piss it back out for the test, easy peasy.


[6 Points] tweakingpelicant:

Am I fucked


[5 Points] MrGangGreen:

OIL CHANGE!


[3 Points] TOEMEIST:

You might pass it, but to be really sure you can buy a Whizzinator ($140).


[3 Points] killedforapepsi:

Definitely not enough time, you need at least 4 solid days. Sorry dude


[3 Points] Tapia666:

Water, sweat, cranberry juice, water, no more meth. If you only did 2 points, and dont do anymore, you can piss it out by like sunday. I recommend go to a smoke shop n buy some cheap drug test so you can monitor. And dont forget, the first few pisses you take each morning are your dirtiest.so dont take a test 1st thing in the a.m. for there will still be traces.


[3 Points] pizzaspew:

Drink lots of pickle juice...always worked for me


[2 Points] Vendor_Shop:

go running every day until your test, that's really your best bet


[2 Points] Dylan064:

Drink a lot of cranberry juice with vodka. Get absolutely fucked this weekend. Trust me.


[2 Points] PM_ME_EGGNOG:

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[1 Points] docbenway123:

Wait wait the brand name of the test is ICUP for the drug court? I'll be damned, lowlife narcs have a sense of humor.


[1 Points] biscoshreds:

You are gonna need an Oil change


[1 Points] 0b101010_base0:

You lucky mofo that I saw your post. I had to deal with taking Urine Analysis for several years for the court house and had a few relapses. I researched and I'm going to sum it up as fast as possible for you. Half life of Meth aproximately 12 hours. Half life varies by route of administration. Some of it comes out as meth in your urine, some is converted to amphetamine. Amphetamine stays longer. You are looking at 3-7 days to pee clean unless you think like a chemist.

Distilled white vinegar. Not apple cider vinegar. Apple cider vinegar goes base (alkaline) in your system. Meth's ph is base, so to flush it out you need to become acidic. Drink vinegar. Not once, keep it constant. It's going to suck balls doing it. This forces your renal gland to release the meth/amph. Remember, it's about duration. Water will help you pee. Too much will neutalize you. So start with drinking vinegar, chase with enough water to take the burn away. Sip on some water. You have a race to become acidic ASAP and to maintain an acidic ph.

As many hours as possible. As many pees as possible. Then start to neutralize with water. This will help you pee while not diminshing your acidity as soon as possible.

The day of the test. Remember that acidity will flush it into your pee. So now you need to stop the acidic ph and become base. When you are alkaline, your renal gland will retain and not release the meth/amph. You need to put some baking soda in water and drink that shit. It will give you the runs. You need to hydrate and it will be hard to pee since it will be coming out of your butt. You will need to pinch your cheeks as much as you can so that you can pee what acidity is left in your bladder out. When you feel like your high off of baking soda, a slight buzzing in your head, feeling like your going to puke and having the runs, then you need to have 3-4 pees in. Keep doing the baking soda. Then when you are ready, settle down on the water so that you can pinch your cheeks easier, pee a partial pee, hold it and hope you have color in it. It'll be about half an hour for that pee to get enough color. That's when you take your test.
I've done this many times, and even did an at home test and failed it right before going in to do my Official test. That last 45 minutes I kept my fingers crossed, my dog got out and hit by a car and died, I ran in peed in the cup and passed the test.
It wasn't worth the fun, hard lesson learned that final time. I beat the court case with having over 90 UA's in over the course of years, was dirty for a good handful of those times.
The vinegar will make you fell ill. The baking soda will almost have you in tears wanting to puke with shit coming out of your ass. It's going to be painful. But you need to do it.
For fucking sake do it, just deal with it and be more careful. Report back please.

Edit: Also, eliminate buffers in your diet. Buffers are anything that is the opposite ph and food. Food will absorb any attempts to change and maintian a ph imbalance.
Interpretation of Urine Test Results: Positive results generally indicate use within 1-4 days but could be up to a week following heavy chronic use. Rate of excretion into the urine is heavily influenced by urinary pH. Between 30-54% of an oral dose is excreted in urine as unchanged methamphetamine and 10-23% as unchanged amphetamine. Following an intravenous dose, 45% is excreted as unchanged parent drug and 7% amphetamine.

http://www.nhtsa.gov/people/injury/research/job185drugs/methamphetamine.htm


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[0 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

I had a drug test once....had to study all damn night for it.....Damn good thing i had a small sack of shards to keep me up & alert....bahahahahaaha!!!! METH IS LIFE!!!!!