LEAKED message from Bruce, AKA /u/smegmata AKA /u/mitchhedberg so bruce, FUCK OFF!

Hi Trappy.

Somehow, our paths keep crossing.

Let me being this note by stating that I have no issues with you. I actually like you a bit and apologize for the whole "Lord Bartard" thing. That was a joke. Nothing personal. I thought you would have picked up on that. I guess you're busy. My bad.

You're speaking to Bruce Campbell right now.

There is a reason why I haven't posted this month.

Why do you think Mitch is being so utterly polite right now?

Why do you think Mitch has seemingly hypnotized a forum full of people at this point?

It's because I'm very fucking creepy and spend a majority of my time studying psychology and social engineering courses and have control of his account.

I am a few hours away from making that subreddit explode. I have a bag full of fucking Adderall and I have no other way of making a name for myself than piggybacking on this guy's vendor account.

I did not get my account phished. Even if I did, may god help you if you have to argue with me about it on reddit. That's one aspect of my personality I'm trying to move past.

The only reason I haven't said a damn word about this since yesterday is because I respect this man and don't want to destroy his reputation. If word gets out that I'm vending again, I'm going to be pissed.

If you do have a problem with me, and think any of the BTC info, or anything pertaining to any of these accounts somehow links back to me, you are mistaken. I am a fucking ghost.

I also mean nobody any harm and would honestly enjoy going back and minding my own business. I've enjoyed keeping to myself. The only person who knows I'm vending again is you and Mitch.

There is a reason that buyer account doesn't have 2fa and a vendor sent me money from his wallet. I sold my fucking vendor account on Silk Road 2 and gave some jackass my PGP key for $1500.

I've been paranoid ever since and I haven't bought a bitcoin since 2013. I needed the money this semester.

If you haven't noticed, I take a lot of fucking stimulants. I just sort of de facto stole this guy's vendor account and I'm sincerely not trying to be an asshole here man.

Can I have my fucking money please?

Can we please figure this out?

I swear man, I know I'm a weird, manipulative bastard. But I didn't just rob anybody. I don't know where that deposit went and I've done nothing this month but take up old habits and it now hasn't been worth my time.

So, I want you to sit there and have a discussion with your boss about what you just read.

If I was trying to rip anybody off I would have asked for more than $500.

I'm sending you a verification code on reddit.

Bruce

END MESSAGE.

So bruce I called your bluff and you posted your begging thread that you promised you would. We already refunded the mitchheadberg account his vendor bond and we aren't giving you a satoshi more. You have no more ammunition to fight me with, so go take your bag adderal to the clearnet because you stopped being relevant on tor a long time ago. You may have succeeded in drumming up sales for your vendor account but you have to live with the fact that you didn't earn it, your new sales come from false pretenses.

You could have made this fun but you've got dollar signs in your eyes instead of the old humor that made you what you were.

PS you sold your PGP key? You mean a copy of your private key that you still have access to yourself? You aren't clever anymore.


Comments


[59 Points] beatthemarket:

I DONT UNDERSTAND 1% OF WHATS GOING ON


[27 Points] None:

BREAKING: This thread and all that are connected are part of Bruce's plan to secure the number 1 spot of #DNM2015MEMORIES thread.

/tinfoil


[19 Points] MLP_is_my_OPSEC:

Sigh


[16 Points] Wanted_drugs_2day:

Trappy just tied a vendor account to an unknown Reddit account that could be run off his home IP. How is this not a doxx and ban?


[15 Points] None:

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[16 Points] LysesDNM:

In lieu of physical identities integrity, honesty, and your reputation are all you have here, and your'e only as good as them, ironically. Brings new meaning to the phrase, "honor among thieves", and if Bruce really paid attention in those social engineering classes he would have remembered that the psycho-manipulative tyrant card only works when you have a grip on a population so solid it doesn't matter if some shit like this happens. Should've read your Plato and Hannah Arendt.


[13 Points] redditulousfun:

I am super thankful for this thread! Last night i thought yeh i havent done meth in around 15 years i should order some and just smoke it casually but i know damn well if i start smokeing meth again give it 3 months and ill be makeing threads and argueing with myself on several alt accounts so from the bottom of my heart thank you groovybrewski for saveing me from that


[10 Points] None:

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[9 Points] PirateRadioSignal:

Jesus Bruce, if this is true why didn't you just bring it up in dnfc? We could have helped you.. Now we might have to ban you.. We pull shenanigans there, not fucking rob people.


[6 Points] Wanted_drugs_2day:

Tldr: Mitch hedburg reseller was Bruce, alphabay stole money from his account, outed Bruce, then paid the money back because they're great guys and not because they ACTUALLY stole it right?


[4 Points] sillysally11:

Who is this Bruce Campbell? I know he seems to be good buddies with the mods of this sub from what I've seen in the past.


[5 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Pirate_Man:

"satoshi." I've only ever seen /u/GrandWizardsLair use that terminology before. The plot thickens. /tinfoil


[2 Points] smellmyass1:

wild

wilder

wildest

bullshit

hurt my eyes reading


[2 Points] None:

HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO (IN ORIGINAL THREAD (BY ME)):

How did they know that trappy stole your btc before you did?

why would trappy tell them about specific users?

Your boss seemed credible, and I told him so. But I can't work this message out.

I go by, if something don't make sense I don't have all the facts...

What's missing?

I just couldn't work out the motives here...


[3 Points] None:

Trappy, I feel for you dude.

So much drama in ones life must be terrible.


[2 Points] CandyKoloredKlown:

Regardless of anything else, it's hard to trust or respect a snitch.


[2 Points] LaSantaMuerteDNM:

you gotta give it up to trappy man .Hands down one of the most disrespectful and rudest mother fuckers youll ever come across , the dude has balls . It makes me laugh some times really , just the blatant regard for all the rules in every category. But regardless more and more people everyday are turning and firing off at trappy.It has to be stressful when all the barbarians are at the gate


[1 Points] None:

Whow


[1 Points] throwaxanny:

lmao that dude is the worst

who has a bigger ego, him or Q?


[1 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

Trappy your so wrong here its not even fucking funny...


[1 Points] Skunkhunter23:

Sounds like somebody tried to be sneaky and got buttfucked here. Comeuppance is it called?


[0 Points] MDMangel:

The struggle is real.


[0 Points] mad87645:

Well this day just got interesting


[0 Points] BKMDMA:

Just refund this dude's 500$..

Or send him some Meth he can be happy about at Xmas.


[0 Points] iAmSmokey:

I have left reddit for a reddit alternative due to years of admin mismanagement and preferential treatment for certain subreddits and users holding certain political and ideological views.

The situation has gotten especially worse since the appointment of Ellen Pao as CEO, culminating in the seemingly unjustified firings of several valuable employees and bans on hundreds of vibrant communities on completely trumped-up charges.

The resignation of Ellen Pao and the appointment of Steve Huffman as CEO, despite initial hopes, has continued the same trend.

As an act of protest, I have chosen to redact all the comments I've ever made on reddit, overwriting them with this message.

If you would like to do the same, install TamperMonkey for Chrome, GreaseMonkey for Firefox, NinjaKit for Safari, Violent Monkey for Opera, or AdGuard for Internet Explorer (in Advanced Mode), then add this GreaseMonkey script.

Finally, click on your username at the top right corner of reddit, click on the comments tab, and click on the new OVERWRITE button at the top of the page. You may need to scroll down to multiple comment pages if you have commented a lot.

After doing all of the above, you are welcome to join me on a reddit alternative!


[-1 Points] tizztabz:

Who. Gives. A. Fuck


[-4 Points] None:

why women should rule the world? it wouldn't be a giant dick measuring contest. Also why you smoke and do what's natural. That other weird shit brings out the crazies 0_0