General Information |
Details |
Vendor requires FE? |
No |
Price before shipping: |
0 |
Shipping cost : |
0 |
Vendor Name: |
Dutch Dreams |
Marketplace: |
Valhalla |
Products reviewed: |
Lemon Haze Sample, Critical Kush Sample, Power Plant Sample |
International Shipping? |
Yes |
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Customer Service |
Description |
[X]+5 |
Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good - Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad - Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution |
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|
Product Quality |
Description |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
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Processing: |
Description |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
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Price Value |
Description |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
|
OPSEC/Logistics |
Description |
[ ]+1 |
Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal |
[X]+2 |
Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal |
[X]+1 |
Mylar and Visual Barrier |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy Utilized |
[X]+1 |
Proper NETSEC/PGP |
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TOTAL: 96%
Summary/Narrative: Definately my favorite vendor so far. Shipping was fast and free. Product was just as described and communication was superb. All in all a really friendly vendor. I ordered 5g of Amnesia Haze (which arrived weighting a bit over 6g) and they also sent me 3g samples to taste and review. Lemon Haze is certainly my favorite one. It smells amazing, like a lemon twist in a martini and the buzz is extraordinary, a very sativa high. The Critical Kush is a very very potent Indica strain that fights pain and numbs your body all over, especially the chest and head. The smell is earthy, but also a lot sweeter than I expected. I would very highly recommend it for a dedicated indica evening. Last but not least is the powerplant. The grower did a hell of a job with this one, as the trichomes and the intoxicating smell reveils. Sadly I haven't tasted its buds yet (been to busy with the Amnesia), but I will update as soon as I have.
Update: I now have a complete experience of the Powerplant strain. I would describe it as a balanced hybrid strain. It kicks off making you feel stoned and relaxed like an indica would and as it develops the body stone lifts and a new sativa head rush rises. I am very fond of this strain as it is the best of both worlds, making you feel like you smoked some strong bud, but later allows you to have the energy to actually do things while being high.
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