DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
Pelican/Alphabay |
Product/s reviewed: |
1 Sheet LSD |
International?: |
(list countries) |
Vendor requires FE?: |
(yes or no) Yes |
Price before shipping: |
225 |
Incentives for Review?: |
(yes or no) no |
Shipping cost : |
a few bucks |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[ ]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ x]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[x ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[? ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[ x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[? ]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | Read below |
So I dont even want to give a total for this review as I feel as though this package was a HUGE opsec failure. No vacuum sealing on the sheet and the mylar was ripped open and not fused shut. To add to this the pelicans shipping was about 5 days late for me. After typing out a decent message and waiting until 2 days after my package should have arrived (the end of the arrival window not the start) I sent him a message with no response. This is all after I finalized early because this vendor is "trusted". I thought that such a large and prolific vendor would be better about his OPSEC and customer service. I hope the pelican was just under stress from his bike day sales and what not, but be warned that this happened to me and could have lead to someone seeing the sheet that should not have.
Do people really want vacuum sealed sheets?