So on Monday my pack from RealSupremeSmoke arrived, which meant I had 2g of his "best" heroin to play with, and I was pretty pumped. I used to be hooked on H, so I only use it for a couple weeks at a time, and only because I don't know anyone who sells it IRL I have found it a lot easier to abstain from use when you take away the possibility of impulsively walking down the street.
Anyway, my excitement was severely tempered fairly quickly. I did a fairly large line of dope, and proceeded to undertake the process of dividing it up into several pieces of foil (J've found this helps me keep track of how much I have done). Before I knew it I was nodding, and I fell asleep for a few moments. I jerked awake, and in doing so proceeded to spill 3/4 of the dope onto the bathroom floor.
Some if it had gone in the toilet, and trying to scrape it up off the floor gave me this disgusting mixture of heroin, pubic hair, and dust. Back when I was hooked I would have blasted that stuff without a second thought, but I'm trying something new called "dignity." I'm sure there are people here who have been in this situation. I was sad, frustrated, and above all I was fucking pissed at myself. Believe it or not, the last time I bought from RSS I bought 3 grams of his regular and had the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING HAPPEN WHILE I WAS FUCKED UP.
So fast forward to today. Thanks to my idiocy and the fact I shared with a couple friends, I'm down to around .75g. The end of my funtimes is fast approaching. I'm rearranging some things in my bathroom making room for all my dope supplies. There is a box in the closet that is filled with decks of cards and old battery-powered handhelds from when I was a kid. I noticed there was some heroin residue in there (so much for dignity) despite never knowingly stored dope in there. So I decide to look through to see if there's enough residue to make a bump. I open the box, and immediately notice that there is a plastic bag in the battery slot of one of the handhelds, which is something I used to do YEARS ago. I open the battery case, pull out the baggie...AND IT'S FUCKING DOPE. I throw some tinfoil on my scale, zero it, then dump the bag onto the tinfoil. IT'S OVER 3/4 OF A FUCKING GRAM. I look at the caked-up bag and realize I just found close to a full gram of H. And from the look and the strength, it's RSS's dope. I've thought the whole thing over, and I think that the last time I got super fucked up I decided to hide a gram or so of dope in one of my old hiding spots. It makes perfect sense, because the first time I spilled my dope I had had around 2.5g, and when it was all said and done I had like 0.9g left. So basically, I hid my dope so well that I kept it secret even from myself! I feel even dumber than I did before, but at this point I'm too happy to care. It feels like every other thread on here is someone being scammed or worrying about LE, so I wanted to give everyone a chance to laugh at my idiocy.
Lol'd hard