Hi guys,
I just thought with all this drama going on we should all put aside our buckets of popcorn and discuss all the illegal shenanigans we be doin on the reg!
I, for one, do so many drugs. OMG so many. But I'm not greedy or anything, I always make sure to buy enough to sell to other people so I can spread the joy. Lol funny story just the other day I was on campus (I am very smart and only one of three people doing a highly specialised degree in a top British university - I wont say which one for Opsec reasons!) anyways so there I was and I must say I'm not very conspicuous being 6'5 with my pockets bulging with all the dope dope I be selling, and one of my regulars comes up and he's all like "yo, Danny" he says to me "your dope is FIRE FIRE but damn, I have ethical qualms about buying from you since you murdered all those nuns." Whatever lol.
No but really, I care about my community. I also hang around the school gates near where I live and hand out free samples of meth to small children, obesity is an epidemic so gotta keep them active! Start 'em early I always say. If your child is looking chubby, check out the vendor MERTHMERTH-METHHY on Agora, price is right and he ships from the postcode 9OX 6MC so you can work out if he lives near you for NDD!
Lastly, I'm looking to expand my business and be newbie friendly so I'll be selling all my crack cocaine on the site ocelotofdrugs.com, I'm very trustworthy and my site is secure (I use https) so no need to faff about with pgp or anything. I'm 23 so you know I'm very tech-savvy. As my business grows I'll also be implementing a money-laundering app using javascript so bulk buyers can stay safe!
Alright, I better leave it at that for now; I'm off to Holyhead for my 3:43am shipment of girls, very busy atm - human trafficking rings don't run themselves you know!
What about you?
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