Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[12 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

WTF is up with these white suburban kids saying the "bar game" or the "acid game"??? Dafuk is wrong with you??? I bet you hold your super soaker sideways ;-)


[3 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Can I REALLY buy drugs on the internet & get them delivered by the USPS???? I mean, this is all just a myth...right....this sub is a work of fiction...right?????


[5 Points] ForLol_Serious:

The whistles go whoo whoo


[3 Points] Hotlinechinnnng:

When vendors have a return address and pack is returned. Is it a real address or just someone they dont really likes house??


[1 Points] Universityqualms:

Is it safe to bring small quantities of party favours on viarail (Canada) between provinces? Have we stepped up security like the USA has?


[1 Points] IllSuckYourDickMan:

How many mgs of the powdered form of Crystal Meth and Speed Paste 74% can you fit in a tiny Smidgen spoon? (1/32 teaspoon)


[1 Points] IllSuckYourDickMan:

If I alkalize my stomach acid at the optimal level to increase absorption of Amphetamine, does ingesting it then become an even better ROA than snorting it?


[1 Points] poopkin9:

how long does dream take to add a new deposit address. I forgot to calculate shipping when i sent the coins and i dont want to send the remainder to the same address and lose them. Thanks


[0 Points] None:

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