What has been the most impressive lengths that a vendor has gone to in order to satisfy or please you?

It seems like we see posts here on /r/DarkNetMarkets daily about the bad, negative side of DNMs; scammers, lying or rude vendors, etc. But I know that every day there are vendors who go well out of their way in order to make customers happy, and I'd like to give everyone the opportunity to give those vendors some spotlight for being so stellar.

Did you order 10 tabs of LSD and the vendor sent you 15 just as a nice bonus? Have an order mishap, and the vendor communicated wonderfully with you throughout and gave you twice what you ordered as an apology? Tell us your story of when a vendor impressed you with amazing customer service.


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[18 Points] WightLightY:

One of my first orders was with Cannatreats on Cloud nine back in the day when he was doing that buy one get one brownie deal. I placed an order ($15), and while tracking showed it as delivered a few days later, I never got anything. After communicating quickly with support and CT, he agreed to send me an eighth of chemdawg as a replacement.

Really he sent me a quarter (~$65), and then when I placed another brownie order a week or two later, he sent me double the brownies I ordered. The quality of the weed/brownies was great, pretty awesome experience with him.


[11 Points] Throwaway18767:

My go-to Xanax dealer on SR1 was AmericanPsycho. I ordered a lot from him and he was always spot on. One time I found out on Sunday night that I had to fly from New York to Shanghai for business leaving JFK Wednesday afternoon. I ordered 20 bars from him on Sunday night and sent him a message asking him to please mail it first thing on Monday (he only offered priority shipping.) in hopes of getting it before I had to leave. He messages me back around 9AM saying he would go to the post office to EXPRESS it to me as soon as they opened. I received the package on Tuesday 27 bars, 8 10mg Valium, a couple milligram Ativans and 3 2mg klonopins. He also included a note wrapped around 5 .125mg halcions about how they weren't the best for long flights but were the most effective when it came to jet lag. The dude was the absolute best. Pretty sure nobody will ever top his customer service.


[11 Points] throwaway11374567:

Coachella 420 and Turtle Time. Customer service.5/5,products, 5/5/ Overall good human beings. 10/10 hahahahaaha


[10 Points] cannabisity:

When DEFCON on SR2 stole all the funds in escrow, a vendor who wishes to remain nameless had an order pending from me. He had time to log in to see my order but the site got "hacked" before he could print my label and ship it out.

It was for an ounce, but he PMed me on the forums and told me if I resent my address he'd split the loss with me and send me a half ounce. I was super happy and agreed and a few days later instead of losing all my money, I at least got a half ounce. Then, a few weeks ago, SR2 repaid all his bitcoins, and again he went out of his way to contact me (on Agora this time) and then he sent me the other half ounce.

Was totally unnecessary but awesome regardless :D


[9 Points] hiph0pan0nym0us:

GoodForNothing is time and time again the best vendor I've dealt with. One time I ordered 5-meo-dipt from him, as well as 5 grams of MDMA.

Package arrived, and only the foxy was there. So I messaged him, explaining the mix up. He re-ships the MDMA, and when it arrives, I get the BIGGEST rock of MDMA I've ever seen. Just over 8 grams in a single rock. He always seems to send extras anyway, but because of the mix up this time, he nearly doubled my order!

Other times I've ordered MD(M)A from him, it's always over weight, usually by 10-20%!


[7 Points] hugsfordrugs:

Have to add my own in here, my one and only experience with this vendor that I at first was scathing mad over but felt like a gigantic asshole in the end after the vendor proved himself as a gentleman and a quality vendor.

I placed an order with Narcotics Anonymous for 1g of meth. I believe I placed it on a late Friday night, and to my slight annoyance it was not marked as "in transit" until Sunday night. Still, no biggie. After a few days of not receiving it, however, I messaged NA to ask what was up. He informed me that the order was shipped on Saturday morning and it should show up any day. I proceeded to jump his ass and question the truth of his statement, reminding him that the order wasn't marked in transit until Sunday night. I was doubtful that it even went out before Tuesday morning and I was very impatient.

I came to /r/DarkNetMarkets and vented and asked others if they had experience with NA and the few people that replied had nothing but good things to say about him. Day after day passed by, however, with no sign of a package. I soon started my resolution on Agora to get my money back. By this time NA and I had talked quite a bit and after being so rude and confrontational I had apologized and tried my best to trust him.

After two weeks had passed, NA messaged me saying that he really wanted to earn my trust and my business, as well as prove himself to me and /r/DarkNetMarkets (he must browse this subreddit because he figured out I was Hugs). In the end, he offered me not only a full refund, but a partial reship in addition. I've never heard of any vendor bending over backwards like that. I was impressed and felt like such a dick for how I had treated him, I declined the partial reship offer and just took my refund.

TL;DR: NA kept his cool, communicated wonderfully with me throughout our order problems, and bent over backwards to make it up to me. Very classy vendor.


[5 Points] Big_Daddy_Trucknutz:

Not necessarily in the spirit of the thread but Domopost wound up giving me a free lb with a QP order since I won his raffle. I doubt I'll ever have any come-ups like that again.


[3 Points] deezyyyy:

I've been lucky enough to experience extras in two deals. OGBryan send me like 12 grams extra on a LB a couple orders back. Crazy-Eights recently sent an extra bean to me on a 10-pack order of MDMA pills. The only thing better than extra product is next day shipping. I've only ever experienced true next day shipping once (even though I've paid for it several times from different vendors) and it was with NationChemz several months ago. Paid extra for Express but it was worth it - dropped literally within 24 hours of clicking order. Those are prob the best customer service experiences I've had. Overall, I'm just glad when a pack arrives and it's what I pay for! So far haven't got scammed yet and I don't plan on it!


[2 Points] iamjakeparty:

When me and my friends had weak trips off of HouseofSpirit's tabs she sent me double what I had originally ordered plus 2 sample tabs of a higher dosage.


[4 Points] samwhiskey:

Ordered an eighth from Thurgood and got a half oz. then he wanted me to FE for a qp. Saw through mr. Nice Guy and left him alone after that. We all know how that ended. He had some good weed though.


[3 Points] Dick_In_Yo_Mouth:

I asked poppermachine for custom stealth (MXE), which i asked for it inside of candy, like a box.

It came, and it was heat sealed inside of a bag, looked like it was never opened before.


[2 Points] None:

psshh nothing are you kidding me. Appalonian stills rings me as the best because everyone else is lots of nice words but no delivery. Everytime time, he had me in less then half a week. A+ celibrity grade good.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Well, there was that time that one offered me a job as a customer support rep...

Anyone need some customer service?


[2 Points] None:

Without a doubt, DutchDope on Agora.

I ordered 50g of amphetamine paste from him that never showed up. Extended the auto-finalize time twice, and then did a full reship last week after it hasn't shown. Hopefully it comes this time.

I've ordered from the guy multiple times, and he always answers any concerns promptly and politely. Overall just a good dude, would highly recommend.


[2 Points] abababbbbsbbsll:

I would litteraly let Adventure Time Supply come to my house and fuck my mom for all he's done for me!


[2 Points] None:

I ordered 10g of DNP from ParrotFish on Agora, and there was a mixup which put my order at the bottom of his list. After a month and no ship, I asked what's up, and he apologized profusely and immediately sent what he said was 50g, but turned out was 65g.


[2 Points] Loser15:

NW-Nugz/Connection sent me a free O of mid grade weed along with the o i already ordered Rocker, back in the day, sent me a free o of shrooms (possible accident) and gammagoblin sent me a free .5 of changa. i am still satisfied to this day :)


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] throwaway384765:

Cannatreats forgot to include one of my brownies when i ordered, and for my next order he threw in my brownie i should have got in the first place, and 8g worth of joints!


[2 Points] opiatethrowy:

Ordered 2 140 mg caps of MDMA from DOD(famous scammer). Got the package and it only had 1. I messaged him and he replied 'I found 1 cap on the ground after packaging all the samples. I didn't want to open every pack to find it so I waited for someone to message me about it. Resend your address and i'll make up for it'.

He sent me an entire gram of MDMA.. Awesome shit!


[1 Points] samwhiskey:

Shakedown street used to hook up fat sacks of mdma back in the day with nice bonuses like Viagra, lortab Percocet, Xanax, all just because.


[1 Points] ass-fister:

Ordered 25 hits from OOTP back in the day on SR1 and he gave me like 3 extra hits. Thats the only one I've experienced.


[1 Points] None:

Ordered like 5 oxy's off this vendor on agora named sandman or thesandman. I wasn't sure if I would be home when the mail was supposed to arrive, he remained in constant contact with me everyday for the 4 days that it took to arrive, and even threw in hella benzos for free. All that service for 5 oxy 15's, I was super happy.


[1 Points] Drugss7:

Only time I've had a come up is 20gs over on a QP from Green-Machine.


[1 Points] None:

Once T5 sent me 25 extra hits of what I got (25b) and 25 extra hits of the 25i+25c combo ( i think its like that ) just because I was curious abiout it on our conversations.

Nelson Muntz sent me one tab of lsd with my mdma order.

It does feel good to think about the good vendors out there


[1 Points] bobafett89:

FE'd 2g of coke, then no response for two weeks, thought I was scammed for sure, and then suddenly they responded, apologized profusely, and sent me nearly double that arrived 48 hours later! It was a good day. A good, good day.


[1 Points] None:

On sr1 I ordered an 1/8 of some bud from tweetb ...guy sent me an ounce of bubblehash... I sent him a message so he'd know the guy pissed off about getting the1/8 of bud wasn't trying to scam him.he was super nice about it told me too enjoy it..then about a week later the 1/8 of bud shows up.....that guy was nuts.great products too.


[0 Points] emperorlarsob:

I've only really dealt with Alex, IsolatedWarrior, TWS, WinstonWolfe, and ID. Everything went according to plan for the most part, but nothing unexpected.

I just put in an order with Meatball and Daydreamer33 (since AS1kg is on break). We'll see how that goes, but I've yet to meet Good Guy Vendor.