So I heard some people say that he didn't really come through. Well he did for me. Just now. An ounce of the controversial skush arrived just hours ago and I've ripped it open and smoked a good deal at this point. And it seems pretty decent to me and it looks pretty good too and I am very happy to have it. Agora - maybe $225ish - sorry I can't remember exactly. Bitcoin moved in my favor but it seemed cheap to me - could've been $250 maybe? - I don't know for sure.
Anyway. Here's my review. First off ... this is my ~20th dnm order over ~2 yrs- all 1oz, 2oz and 1QP weed only. Shooting for legitimacy, stealth, speed, reliability, quality, price - personal experience is the only reliable metric. I'm not gonna do pics - it doesn't matter anyway - not to me - I never look at them in reviews. All I look for in a review is whether the buyer sounds reasonable and his issues are reassuring or concerning to me. If he sounds like an idiot I could care less. (Sorry F1, if I scare off potential customers) I'm just a personal user - a little heavy maybe. But I disqualify myself from discussing resale value. I don't know. I figure I'm getting a good deal here.
Second time with F1 and he just barely delivered. He had me scared to the bejesus frankly as I was damn near out of weed and there is no mail tomorrow. Now this is in no way his fault and look back to my previous post under this u-name - I'm a mess man - wtf. [And btw I got my sampler from BKale too a month ago and shame he's just a bulk guy cause that was a nice pack!] Anyway ....I got my order from F1 TODAY, exactly 7 calendar days after I placed it - coast to coast - but just one day before the holiday here...close call - would have been a long weekend and not in a good way.
Anyway, the stealth was actually very fucking good and guys (girls, trans, etc, all inclusive) ... it is not just about layers! I cut the vacuum seal and it audibly inflated with the ambient air pressure. Well fucking done! I know there's some temperature issues so stop in advance with any science lessons. Still ... especially because I know USPS cost him at least a day because ...
I love vendors that mark confirmed when it's confirmed AND mark shipped when it's shipped. It's awesome. It seems so simple but ... For you vendors out there, at least for me, the key is knowing when the risk window is and when you expect the drop. I want to know when it's in the USPS system because I can estimate the delivery day and know if there is an issue. And I totally get that buyers may totally freak on this but I have gone 19/20 and the only one outside my window never showed and I never even sent an inquiry to a vendor - except that one time - and I got a reship and it got to me fine....anyway - this pack could have come yesterday - which would have been even better frankly but I KNOW it has nothing to do with F1.
So instead of pictures for you resellers out there ... as a potential customer .... It is totally passable as any top shelf weed I've seen on dnm I've studied the weed I've gotten by now. It seems decent enough. Does this ramble seem like I'm baked enough? It was a healthy bag weight wise. Mix of big buds and little buds. Good cure and trim I think .. not falling apart, sticky, not too dry, burned nice in a regular bowl.
Now I understand wanting to see stealth with a 2/3 ziplocks, a foodsaver or two, then an MBB, in a taped in a manila envelope, into an international mailer and packaged carefully into a USPS priority box with professional overtaping. This came direct in the MBB but honestly it did not smell. I checked on each layer as I opened it. I saw the 3/5 on here and felt bad - I was also a little nervous because I haven't order since March because he was on vacation.
Anyway - no worries. He probably doesn't need it from me but thanks F1.
Can you edit this to add paragraphs? I want to read it but I just can't in it's current state.