Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[16 Points] lsd_related_name:

What is stopping the LE from creating a bunch of fake accounts on DNMs and then just taking your address? They wouldn't even have to arrest you for that order, they just flag your address and then look for suspicious mail going there. Or am I missing something?


[10 Points] StimCityDarknet:

Any interest in domestic Canadian and Canada to USA speed powder?


[8 Points] DeadIn10Months:

If your dog could talk would he rat you out or chill on the couch with you listening to Pink Floyd?


[8 Points] blademandnm:

I am a new vendor so some steps are new to me. I had a couple people place an order and one of them sent me their address pgp'd.

I had no problem decrypting it and marked it confirmed. I went out to do my thing to put it in the mailbox and noticed that the address was incorrect. The buyer used a 5-digit street number and maps shows that area to have 4-digit numbers. I can see where they made the error and pretty sure I have the real address, but I do not want to just guesstimate.

I sent them a message and awaiting their reply. Should I just wait before it cancels or ship it out?


[6 Points] wasmynameagain:

I just want to know, those that would admit it, have you ever been scammed? Have you ever been ripped of or cheated using the DNM? For what and how?

I have been scammed twice. One time was during evolution, when it exit scammed, I lost only $100 or so in coin. One vendor, a Canadian pharmaceutical vendor, mainly selling Oxy 10mgs and OP 80s sent my order even though it was still in escrow. I will never forget that, and remained loyal to that vendor to this day even though I do not purchase oxy anymore, I'd check their profile for new stuff all the time.

The other time was on Agora when I was desperate and ordered from a very reputable vendor the day they decided to exit scam and demanded FE for my $200 oxy order. I wanted them so bad I released funds. This was the vendor, Pharmasea. Vowed never to FE like that again.

I suppose the other time I lost coin was when Cloud9 was seized. That sucked too.

Curious about others experiences and what they learned from it.


[5 Points] ShulginsCat:

How do you pronounce "25(x)-NBOMe" ?

I've heard "two five eye en-bow-me" and I guess that makes it easy for people to remember, but I'm wondering if there is a "correct" or easier way to say it.


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[4 Points] aliveandwellthanks:

Ok so I am new to this subreddit. I have used silkroad before about 2 years ago and its worked amazingly, but I have stayed away from ordering anything more because of how silk road got taken down and how I was afraid of something coming back to me. However, I am ready to use services like this again and was just wondering what the easiest way for a newbie to place an order would be. Thanks

EDIT: I am in the US


[3 Points] mooimafish3:

Where do the vendors get all the netflix/hulu/porn accounts that they sell?


[3 Points] definitelynotanoob:

I haven't been around for a while. What markets are generally regarded and the best/most reliable now that Agora is shutting down operations for a bit?


[2 Points] Dick_In_Yo_Mouth:

Is there a list of vendors emails and info and pgp keys?


[2 Points] slightlyS0bre:

Why doesn't LE just get a court order to demand that the tor foundation designs a way to monitor everything going on in the network?


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[2 Points] Leek23:

First timer, how do you guys find all these vendors and DNM sites and how do you get there?


[1 Points] mdma4everyone:

I will start it off, just looking for a decent weed vendor thats in the UK or in EU (not Netherlands) Ive read too many bad things about green coming from there. Also what market are they on.

Thanks.


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[1 Points] Bucks_trickland:

Why weren't there any offers for opiates in the deals sub? Is that not really available on the market?


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[1 Points] shitbrik:

anyone know of a clearnet bitcoin escrow service ? Im lazy to googly and want some answers from all you trustworthy people


[1 Points] maddaddam90:

So, I read all about people saying "always use PGP," which I always do. Anytime I send a message to a vendor, I always, always encrypt it, even if it's fairly innocuous and doesn't have identifying information such as my address. Invariably, however, the response from them is always unencrypted. What gives? If we're all supposed to always use encryption, why don't vendors do so? I mean, if they're ever sending any sort of sensitive information, they've always encrypted. But is it just because of the amount of messages they get that they don't take the time to save everyone's keys and encrypt?


[1 Points] MathewPerth:

Whats stopping websites like coinbase from changing a bit of code and having them generate themselves an infinite number of bitcoins


[1 Points] treystand:

is top_gear_uk on abraxas legit? he is fairly new on there but i am not sure how to tell if he is legitimately himself

edit: i guess this can be checked by comparing pgp keys and he seems to have the smae key on abraxas as he did on agora. I guess i will just ask for him to respond to my message to make sure that he can decrypt it before FEing


[1 Points] TheEmpressChariot:

Is it okay to inject powder emergen-c? I used it once to acidify my #3 dope for injection and it seemed to work fine but I'm sketched about doing it again. I mean it's all vitamins and shit so I don't see any problems but maybe there is a reason to avoid it that I'm unaware of.


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[1 Points] 2T3WTA3TY:

Has anyone had any positive results from RosesGarden's cannapops? I sucked on one for like an hour and felt nothing (I've never smoked before) and like the day after I ate half of one since it didnt work (1/3 or 1/4 is the dose for the average smoker so I assumed I'd feel something) but I didn't feel anything. I ate like 1/4 an hour or two ago and I don't feel anything.


[1 Points] None:

Im really stressed out about the stress test.....30 day backlog? Does this mean I cant buy any drugs for 30 days? Fuckin serious?


[1 Points] LordeNotLorde:

Best heroin on the market? Any H being shipped from the golden triangle?

I need some smileawhile level of dope.


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[1 Points] Sarithis:

Stupid question but... I think that it's appropriate for a newbie to ask about this. How do I get an invitation for DNMs? Some require it (for example abraxasdegupusel.onion). I mean, do EVERYONE know each other there? What if I don't have any "connections" and I don't know any user registered there?


[1 Points] matter_:

How do I use PGP?


[1 Points] KillerGoldfish:

How do you contact a vendor via email? Just a regular email and encrypt it using their pgp key?


[1 Points] ThomasRM17:

is it inherently more risky to order marijuana in the u.s than it is other drugs, because of the smell? do packages containing this get intercepted more often than other things, such as something like lsd or pills?


[0 Points] pretty_sunflower:

Assume a personal amount order from US to US with all safety precautions taken. Assume white, professional, clean criminal record and the ability to pay for lawyer.

What is the absolute worst that could happen if I get arrested? Are they really going to put me in prison for 5 years over a gram of blow?