Background: I have 2 packages that were supposed to be delivered on the same day. One package is regular and the other is not and both packages were sent via priority mail. I got a pink slip saying that there were no secure locations available for the regular package but I didn't get a slip for my darknet package which was the first red flag because the mailbox was empty and my mailman has been able to fit 2 priority boxes in my mailbox in the past. The next day I get another pink slip saying the same thing, but this time it's for my darknet package. Fast foward 2 days and I get a call from somebody claiming to be the supervisor for my local USPS office. (The number that called me was not the same number of my local USPS office) He wants me to come in tomorrow to pick up the packages and wants me to sign for them. (He only mentioned signing for my regular package) This is another red flag because I have never had to sign for something when it was either being delivered or when I had to pick it up at the post office. (Both slips DID NOT have the box checked saying I have to be present to sign at the time of delivery. I have already cleaned my house and have taken other precautions. Any thoughts? Thanks.
Odd that they called, but I'm paranoid as it is. If you have a clean house, I mean really fuckin' spotless, I'd waltz up in there to get my mail like every other red blooded 'Murican. If the shit hits the fan, deny, deny, play dumb as fuck and deny. What are drugs? People actually send that in the mail? It's not mine. I have enemies in my past that would set me up like this. Probably the work of a disgruntled ex-lover. I have nothing else to say without the presence of legal council. See where I'm going with this. Maybe it's nothing and if you don't go, that'll set off alarms. Either way, hope for the best, but, prepare for any mother fuckin' thing.
P.S- I'm just some interweb stranger so don't take my word for it. I wish you good luck.