[DarkNetMarketNoobs] Cleaning house - options

I have an order coming in that could be considered "distribution" quantities instead of personal. So I'd feel more comfortable if I cleaned house. Currently, everything is in a locked case. How would y'all rate the following options?

Bury it in the woods a mile from my house
Bury it in the backyard / garden
Crawlspace under the house
Give it to a friend
Give it to family
Hide it at my office (relative owns business, so no random searches will occur)
Trunk of car
Mail it to myself?

Any good methods I'm missing? I'm sure somebody has a genius idea, but I'd love to hear the dumb ones too. Also, those of you who have been CD'd, where did they search?


Comments


[19 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Mail It To 9000!!!!!.......Bahahahahahaahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!


[6 Points] DooshNozzzle:

Don't put it anywhere that belongs to you. Not ON your property. Not NEAR your property. Not in your car.

I have buried things in a forest before. Don't even try to hide it somewhere you think they won't look. why even fuck with that? just put it somewhere they 100% won't look.


[8 Points] islambolt:

BOOF that shit. LE would never search there ;)


[4 Points] hhayn:

They can get a warrant for your place of work fairly easily so that's out, as is backyard, trunk of car and crawl space. Mailing it to yourself makes zero sense, since they're already watching your mail if you've gotten their attention. So friend, family (living at an unrelated address, one that you do not frequent) or woods it is, though woods is definitely preferable if and only if you can be certain no one will notice you coming/going to bury it and no one will happen upon it. The problem with friends/family is that they start asking questions about why you need to leave everything with them, etc. and the less people that know or suspect something is up the better off you will be. The woods won't ask any questions.


[3 Points] 4-MAR:

Bury it in the woods a mile from my house

Yes. Metal can (like at army surplus store for ammo. Get a fold out army shovel and a flashlight. Make you're you make your location and put it somewhere where flooding or building will not go on. Vacuum seal everything. Earth it's buried in should keep it at ok temps. Throw desiccant packs in there too (silica gel, etc). If you can, back up your vital computer info on an encrypted USB stick, put that in a blackout back (found on amazon) to if an EMP hits the area, you'll still have your data.

Bury it in the backyard / garden

No. Even old FBI Manuals say any buried items will be in within 100 feet or so of the backyard kitchen window. They look the first.

Crawlspace under the house

No. Never in your home.

Give it to a friend

No. Prone to failure & LE potential problems for your friend.

Give it to family

No. Prone to failure & LE potential problems for your family.

Hide it at my office (relative owns business, so no random searches will occur)

No. That could be searched too. Linked to your name = I wouldn't do that. You need a place that is not linked to you in any way and only you know about. Leave the cell phone at home when you're going to buy this shit. If you car has GPS, ride a bicycle with a backpack containing your stuff to bury.

Trunk of car

No. If your car is in your name, they're probably going to have a warrant for your car too, especially if they have evidence of you using it in drug trafficking or deals. If they arrest you in your car, they will search your car incident to arrest. Also it gets very hot in cars.

Mail it to myself?

No. They could get warrants to go through your mail.

BURY IT. TELL NO ONE.


[2 Points] None:

How paranoid are you?? When i had to clean house i buried in the desert, then i felt silly cuz i overrracted and had to dig it back out.if ur really paranoid and want the piece of mind bury in the woods not ur backyard, or your car


[1 Points] JoanCl:

In your car or in the mail are both good ways to get busted


[1 Points] theheeguy10:

I would put it a relatives house or very close friend but without telling them. For example go have dinner at the grandfolks or parents house and very quietly stick. It up one of their vents or attic or any good hiding spot. My buddy one time was making some good coin and he had his money stashed everywhere. He was eventually raided and they did not find one of his money stashes. They were DEA to! 100k not one dollar found. They did het the 15 lbs of weed though! One spot I thought was funny was the washing machine nob. He took the nob off and stuffed as many 20s as he could possible fit down it. I think that particular wad was like 15k. He was crafty.