There are worse places to work than alphabay, but over all I really like it here. Everyone is so nice and I get to show up high and leave higher. These are a few of my favorite things in no particular order while working at alphabay. I lied the first is my favorite
Delegating tasks to other staff, as my career goal is to finally become a more powerless middle mananger with a fancy title and three secretaries that I can mistreat.
When through conversation a random buyer or vendor tells me something about alphabay that I didn't know.
Banning scammers and phishers
Getting a tip for trying to help, even though I wasn't able to actually solve the issue.
Getting approval and funding for my sideprojects.
The silly idioms and slang we have invented.
Hitting on dream market vendors at the office mixer after we beat the dream market staff at vodkapong.
Not having to spot bigmuscles at the staff gym. Mountainhigh9 always makes sure to wipe the machines down but I forget sometimes.
Cocaineball fights at the employee lounge. I hit vaas straight in the nose last time!
Walking by vaas and onionhood's shared office that they share with the server racks. They work so hard and get so little recognition for not bumping the server rack.
The life size putin poster that I got when I first started working here. 300000 ruble value!
Long romantic jabber conversations about getting revenge.
When the admins dont notice that im behind schedule and did nothing but talk on reddit and stand by the vodkacooler all day.
Sappy_Pandora