Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


Comments


[5 Points] Hank_Vendor:

well im not sobering up.

and i dont really have any good stories, but i went to bed early saturday morning, woke up a few hours later and my phone was smashed.

how the fuck do you smash your phone in bed??? eh??? riddle me that one?

its bullshit.

im thinking the feds broke in while I was asleep, couldnt find any drugs because I hid them in a bin bag in the pond in my garden - and pigs cant swim! haha. true story, their trotters cut their throat if they try. look it up.

anyway so then i guess they couldnt beat my screen lock because it is like a backwards G - totally unguessable...

so they smashed my screen and left. why? because theyre cunts! thats why! and also cos if you do the wrong pattern then it takes your photo! they would have been caught red handed... well caught on camera. which is the same thing in the eyes of the law. they know that. but mainly because they are cunts!

so whats my prize?


[2 Points] greencakes21:

took 600 ugs of GG lsd Wednesday night and Friday night, took two hundred and 4 shots of alcohol last night, then fish bowled my vehicle with 4 blunts to the face a little earlier tonight. Thats a good ass weekend.


[1 Points] GrandMasta216:

Sobering up................What's that?


[1 Points] SmokenPotent:

Forgot how good AtomicLove's tabs are and ended up lost in town.. Damn visuals. :D


[1 Points] hollajim:

i'm gonna sober up by eating some mdma with a girl i haven't seen in 3 years so we can reconnect hee hee hee


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] drxanaxopsec:

been sober way too long i need some good weed very soon


[-2 Points] None:

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