On the topic of Ketamine Boogers

To eat straight? No, too bitter and the normal booger flavor is ruined. More ketamine than booger; not worth it. Plus, oral ROA on ketamine is a complete waste (which is what I'm trying to avoid here).

To extract from the nose, to place in plastic bag, to save for later? No, snorting your own boogers seems too redundant, even for me. I don't stand for that on principle.

To take those boogers, to mix and boil them with distilled water into a homogenous solution, to then evaporate that boogerwater sludge until only pure ketamine remains? Yes, I believe that is the only rational solution to this problem.

But that raises the question: Will this process then repeat forever, as one snorts the resulting (crystalline; pure) ketamine, inevitably creating more crumbly mucous-ket to further distill and refine?

Is this the ketamine equivalent of drinking sacred reindeer piss to get high on amanitas? Is this the ancient path?


Comments


[12 Points] shit_jelly:

Wat did I just read?


[6 Points] None:

grind your ket up really fine and make sure it gets all the way up in your sinuses. Anything that stays in your nose canal and turns to boogers was bound not to get absorbed.
I was abusing ritalin once and the ir pills I had were filled with talc. That basically gave me granite boogers for quite a while.
Good times snorting things, eh?


[4 Points] KyussHead:

Have you considered saline nasal spray?


[3 Points] shitterplug:

You shouldn't ingest any keratin orally. Don't swallow the drips, don't eat the boogers. You'll destroy the lining of your stomach and your bladder.

Edit: oh God dammit. Ketamine. Not keratin.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] Space_Cranberry:

Boog suppositories, dude


[2 Points] None:

That's why you should boof it


[2 Points] weirdQthrowaway:

This is disgusting and so are you.

Everyone knows the ancient path of ketamine administration is plugging.


[-7 Points] footlockervip:

pointless.

not funny.

waste of time.

youngster