You dumb stupid prick. Do you know how animals like you get caught? By being careless. You want to buy your shit on DNMs, go ahead. Be happy. But above all, be safe. That includes some basic OPSEC: VPN, TOR, throwaways, etc. You know the drill.
But that also includes not boasting about how you learnt all about DNMs on /r/darknetmarkets and how you've bought "so much shit", while you're in a fucking bus to girls you've just met on said bus.
You bellend, you were at the back blabbing with your mates to those girls about where you get your shit and I could hear you loud and clear from the very front. Yeah, the bus wasn't packed, but any one could be LE. FFS, even the girls you approached could be daughters or have family in LE. So what do you do? You give them your fucking number, and tell them they should get off at the next stop as your house is there and that you're "loaded with tons of awesome shit to get baked af" even though they were clearly not interested. The least you could do was take a fucking clue when they would only answer "Yeah, cool, ok, sure". If you don't get caught real soon, it will be the fucking second coming.
So next time you want to brag about all the shit you've bought on DNMs, just remember: you stupid jizz drinking knob gobbling gob shite cunt, get baked all you like, but keep your fucking mouth shut!
I bet instead of telling him to keep his mouth shut, you sat there like the little pussy you are though, right?
You should have scared him instead of being scared.