Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!
Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
[22 Points] YourOldPalHoward:
[15 Points] octomarvel:
Energy control is actually a Spanish electricity company that employs bulk junkies.
=)
[8 Points] hoenikker420:
Top Gear is a fudge packer
[8 Points] Unusualbearman:
Auto moderator isn't actually automatic but is actually /u/Vendor_BBMC with nothing better to do on his eternal binge Edit: ironically though under this tinfoil hat I'm eating the remainder of a gram because I broke my pipe
[7 Points] legalscientist:
Quantik is LordXanax and Montfort.
Or is that not tinfoil anymore?
[4 Points] DaKingKush:
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[3 Points] coffeencreme:
/u/Vendor_BBMC was right and Uncle Unicorn was Umbreon.
They disappeared at the same time and Unicorn has never been seen or heard from since.
[2 Points] merryman1:
[2 Points] MoreFeeen:
This sub was started by LEO in an attempt to infiltrate the community, and all the mods are really DEA agents sitting in their cushy Washington DC office. I'm onto you fucks.
[2 Points] None:
I'm an elaborate troll handle controlled by u/groovybrewski to fuck with the mods and upset the apple cart.
When in actual fact I've lost my mind for the 7th time through meth abuse and have ended up mostly trolling myself.
PROOF:
[2 Points] hilltopbandaids:
Bailey Jay is a vendor on EIC.
[1 Points] OhhIDontKnowRick:
That not only this sub but the whole 'darknet' was created by LE and all the markets, venders, and every 'buyer' aside from yourself is an LEO/just a Program so that every so often some dude teaches themselves 'the way of the Darknet' up until they buy something and just get arrested
[1 Points] None:
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[1 Points] DW380:
Late but i had my hat on since the last 5 hours of my work shift(no post cause opsec and mobile not opsec), this is what hit my antena guys..... vendor pelican is elon musk..yes tesla/space x man... google it he looks like a pelican.
Conspiracy theory: /u/TopGearSupport is actually run by GammaGoblin, to make TGUK look like a thin-skinned, insecure, paranoid jerk with serious anger issues.
It's working. ;)