You're in a situation where your strapped for cash. Using your knowledge and experience on the darknets how do you resolve this problem?

Hypothetical conversation. Thread will be deleted in 3hrs time for secrecy.

Edit: I lied, the world now knows your most valuable secrets. Shame on you.


Comments


[193 Points] None:

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[112 Points] ramjambamalam:

LOL @

Thread will be deleted in 3hrs time for secrecy.

You posted it on the fucking Internet. It's here forever.


[88 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

Goddamnit this subreddit, every answer is either burn down your house or suck some dick.


[70 Points] None:

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[61 Points] mad87645:

4 hours have passed now, I can only assume OP is so up to his eyeballs in cash and Back alley Brians semen he can't reach the delete thread button.

Edit: 5 hours now. Man that's a lot of semen.


[56 Points] ramjambamalam:

  1. Get a job.

  2. Buy drugs from DNM.

  3. ???

  4. High!


[39 Points] throwawayfarfaraway9:

Poppermachine is getting desperate...


[35 Points] None:

Backpages?

:O <===8


[23 Points] None:

I would get a legitimate job and stop worrying about online drug markets.


[20 Points] None:

Set up a bitcoin phisher site and steal bitcoin. Bingo. It'd take me like 2 hours to setup a great looking full functioning phisher, and take me about an hour to spread it far enough to start making profit.


[20 Points] CrayonBarry:

Jesus Christ guys, I hate to say it, but maybe 4chan is right about reddit. This thread has become a giant circle jerl of assholes parroting the same "suck dicks" joke. Fuck I understand youre coming from a platform of smugness with an air of false superiority, but shit it's not even funny. The guy was asking for honest advice, and instead of offering any or just keeping your mouth shut, everyone decided it would be funnier to turn the entire thread into a dick sucking joke. Well that's garbage.


[21 Points] ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU:

Step 1: Call your old pal from high school, Bill Gates.

Step 2: Profit.


[21 Points] MuhammadTheProfit:

On the original silk road there was a vendor selling grilled cheese. It was labeled with, "Assembly required" I believe. Two pieces of bread, a slice of cheese, and possible instructions? I don't recall if the instructions were there.

TL;DR You could sell some overpriced grilled cheese sandwiches my friend


[18 Points] cflatminor:

I would try to position myself in a temp job where you're more likely to find habitual drug users and even the straight people won't have a problem with you selling drugs. Examples: Restaurant kitchens, fitness industry (roids but not only), financial professionals.

mad props for the clever opsec here. Almost as good as SWIM.


[12 Points] None:

OP should've specified methods with no dick sucking to save time. Or if you're up for it, go suck some dick. I think you're looking in the wrong place though, use your imagination.


[7 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I AM strapped for cash.

Fortunately, its because I spent it on meth precursors.

Using my knowledge of the darknet markets, I'd get one of the chemists who used to contribute to the Brotherhood of British meth Chemists BBMC chemistry forum to take them away, then come back in 4 days looking crazy, but holding a bag of the purest meth on the planet, in "pearl" (powder) form.

I'd probably grow it into long shards by slowly cooling a hot, saturated acetone water solution, then take photos and sell it on agora, and occasionally, Silk Road 2.0 (to see if they've paid me back my stolen escrow yet). To the UK-only, guaranteed to arive no later than 1PM the following day.

I would take photos of it and create listings on agora, which will be up for a few days until it's sold-out, then consigned to history.

OR made into a pretty collage like these two, which contain photos of batches from Silk Road, SheepMarketplace, Silk Road 2.0 and Agora.

http://anonimg.com/img/bb9748cc70a4d952ca6cc96ce66e2022.jpg

http://anonimg.com/img/41ba8bb1f528754d9aaa7d4264e749bb.jpg

I'm not one of those vendors who keeps one photo for ever

"Meth never caught on in the UK, and never will", I can hear you all saying. But I think it was because it was cut, imported meth, and wasn't marketed right. because we love our drugs in Britain. If I keep doing that, week after week, year after year, I may be able to buy a 10 year old car to replace the one i sold for my Silk Road deposit more than a year ago.

Later this week, it will be a batch of "Black Magic", the highest-purity single isomer D meth in the world,originally developed in 2009 for Thai escorts, (who bought meth use to these shores) and continually improved until August this year, when we changed the focus of our research from making THE ABSOLUTE PUREST, to develop a bulk synthetic route to D-isomer meth.


[5 Points] None:

Buy small amount of drugs sell make money buy more continue (MDMA is probably best-suited for this)


[3 Points] synthetic_sound:

You know, if you have the money to shell out for a supplier account, but don't want to actually do anything illegal, I've been a big fan of (and have even bought a few) of the joke listings. Some of them have been especially clever and funny, and I like supporting that kind of stuff. :)


[2 Points] asdfaf21:

You have zero dollars or you have some dollars?

You could always just go get job. I mean like everyone else does. If you don't have zero dollars, you can buy some euro mdma, hope Homeland security doesn't knock on your door and flip it for 500% or more


[3 Points] therealbighairy:

Some of the places selling prepaid visa gift cards take a small percentage of value, you could then buy bitcoin with these, and buy more gift cards. Granted, there will be people out there getting screwed by your greed, but it won't be you.


[3 Points] zee1000:

I work a full time job and do construction on weekends. I am never ever strapped for cash unless im on a very hard heroin cocaine binge.


[2 Points] gmoney910:

None


[1 Points] dell_arness2:

Buy a five strip. Cut them in half and sell them for $7 a piece. Rinse y repito.


[2 Points] None:

3 hours have passed. Get to it OP.


[2 Points] EbolaSweat:

Burn down my house, misrepresent the ashes to the guy looking for human ashes for a huge profit + collect insurance money, then pay people to suck my dick all day... twist!


[1 Points] Jax-Teller:

Sell Drugs.


[1 Points] cflatminor:

sell btc on localbitcoins


[1 Points] thatguy1998:

Buy a QP of weed sell it by the gram


[1 Points] None:

I've been using Circle to turn bitcoins into cash on a 0% intro APR credit card. Hooray for fiscal irresponsibility


[1 Points] Hwy61Revisited:

Get a job you damn hippies.


[1 Points] operativac:

Fuck me, this is that kid with mxe.


[1 Points] asdfaf21:

So i think three hours has passed