[Vendor Review] 2mg Xanax bars from GuMbA on BlackBank

GuMbA Review

  1. Setting
    • Vendor GuMbA wztyb7vlfcw6l4xd.onion/vendor/GuMbA
    • Market BlackBank: wztyb7vlfcw6l4xd.onion
    • Product 2mg Xanax bars: http://wztyb7vlfcw6l4xd.onion/item/3586
    • Price/FE $36, no FE
    • Countries USA to USA
  2. Vendor
    • Service 5/5
    • Shipping 5/5
    • Stealth 3/5, handwriting
    • Security 5/5, pgp, no major OPSEC flaws detected
    • Communication */5, *not required
  3. Product
    • Weight 10 bars
    • Purity 5/5, probs from a professional, Indian lab
    • Potency 5/5, seems on-point to yrs trly
    • Price Value 5/5, $3.60/bar? yes, please
    • Aesthetic 5/5, pure white bars
  4. Comments:

Well fuck a duck here goes my first BlackBank review. Agora's downtime sucks donkey balls, and meanwhile those fucking greedmongers over at Evo completely ruined an otherwise amazingly useful onion-commerce website in additional to fucking over lots of people & robbing a bunch of drug dealers all over the world, many of whom are likely dangerous. Between that and the massive interest from the Feds, well, good luck. Hopefully someone won't beat you to death in federal prison, shank you repeatedly with a crudely filed metal shiv or throw boiling baby oil mixed with uncooked rice from a ceramic-shop-made bowl in your face (the rice pellets scrape away the flesh as you instinctively attempt to wipe scalding oil from your agony-riddled visage). No, just a good shower-room beat down would be getting off lucky here. </scammerFUD>

And anyways what a bunch of faggots (*meant in the non-homophobic sense, btw; I think everyone here agrees: market exit scamming makes you a gigantor faglord of the highest order. Sorry if that offended anyone. Moving on.)

Yeah so minimal communication & the package arrived quickly, faster than I anticipated in fact, a pleasant surprise. There is something of a decoy involved, and the product is mylar-sealed, which is always a nice touch, but it's conventionally held that HANDWRITING a shipping label is a bad idea. The validity of this is arguable, but generally its tenets are as follows:

So GuMbA, if you're reading this: invest in a small label printer please. They're pretty cheap.

So I'm happy to announce I can recommend Blackbank Market thus far, plus this vendor and the product after a first transaction :) Good times, had by all.

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Comments


[11 Points] entactoBob:

Checking comments & watching upvotes/downvotes, & I'm wondering something. I imagine one reads this post and has one of two responses:

  1. Thumbs Up – detailed, loosely structured, punctuated well, formatted in a quick-paced bullet list that's easily-perused with a colorful comments section, so THUMBS UP
  2. Meh, no thumbs – It's kinda crude & I don't care about Xanax or Blackbank, so whatever, I'll move along.
     
    But INSTEAD they go:
     
  3. THUMBS DOWN Nah, you know what? FUCK THIS POST right here. Someone who gives a shit about writing honest reviews for the betterment of the community through an act of civil disobedience and an example of responsible drug use that can shape the way for a change in unjust and oppressive legislation? Fuck that guy.

Why do that? Please, if you have a counter argument or a gripe, voice it here like an adult and let's discuss it. Assuming you are an adult.


[2 Points] None:

I like your style kid...


[1 Points] Hellokittycustomer:

Nice review entacto I like the format . I am also looking for a good bb benzo vendor


[1 Points] opiatesownme:

I just got a couple bars from him and a .5g of dope of his. I took two bars and they seem pretty good, didn't get a huge buzz because my tolerance is high. Dope isn't too strong either but I could write a review of it if anyone wants.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] radium_fire:

I've gotten from him x3 since Evo, and never had a handwritten label. maybe he's crazy like a fox.