Worst vendor you've ever used.

Top vendors over the years that really got under my skin for deception or incompetentce. Remember people, vendors are people team, and sometimes people are idiots. So take this time to lower your hat for the vendors that keep it 100% and get your loyalty.

This is not a roast fest, but bringing awareness to every one. If you value your freedoms, then take time to analyze what vendors are doing wrong and move on, if a vendor feels unstable and can't handle the workload, don't be the tipping point when shit goes wrong, play your pieces wisely friends.


bud central -(idk how this vendor hasn't been arrested yet, many seizures..been around since blue sky, worst customer service by far and bud was a hit or miss) trappy vouched for em heavy and played PR, then jumped ship for markets. This vendor seems drunk and just stuffs packs sloppy and is fine with a small seizure rate.. he's been here since at least blue sky days. It boggles my mind unless he's at fed. Newbies stay far far away, this is what zeltasgarden looks like if they haven't of disappeared. Buy advil when dealing with this vendor, but I'd avoid this guy entirely he hasn't kept prices competitive and shop with some dope spot or cgmc bois. (420toU or DrReefer, weednation for bulk) all are all around my personal favorites that are straight forward and have them leading by example.

Mr Super Mario -had fire meth early 16 during the race to the bottom with saltonsea. Pack came decoys nice, product was short 2g put of the 3.5g, mods sided with him. The meth was super cut and caused a 7day psychosis about caught a murder charge from hallucinations. It was cut with some weird shit, burned to a brown puddle and made me extremely manic. Wasn't speedy, just manic. It was so bad that Xanax didn't help calm me but make me vomit blood..fucked up what these meth vendors are selling for so cheap, literally under sink poisons. Moved on to SaltonSea afterwards, but meth purity has declined imo and don't have /u/Rip_meth_9000 to vouch for shit anymore.

CannaTreats - fire treats, good vendor before tnt came into the edible scene. Got shady and had to recoup some funds as Apprently got robbed, disappeared with funds and came back to sell jolly ranchers and pop rocks.. I picked up a big order... nearly bunk. Weaker than 1 tnt gummy, he apologized and I asked for a reship, ignored me, put in order again, cancel and block. Damn shame, much potential. (Strongest edible I've ever had, besides dankyducks early ones, very visual).

PopperMachine - this guy is a prime example of not getting high on your own supply. he forgot about my pack while on a mxe binge. Replied with Delirious theory that didn't make sense, had absolutely nothing to do with anything.. like a opiate junkie telling a story for pity or shit.. what?? Finally got pack.. shorted by 30% (he prolly did a line of my shit before shipping) and the stealth was horrible, grocery bag, ghetto bag (sandwich bag twisted and tied.. ffs).. thrown in usps box, not even a return label. Haven't used that drop since, ppl who knew popper knew that guy was a ticking time bomb and a worse liar than Humboldtgrowers.holds my personal title as "how did this guy not get caught, complete psychosis being showcased here." He would put up in coherent updates claiming his partner is messing up the operation then ramble about how fucked up he was. "Hard 2 type bro my arms are far away man... who are you again" *engage blackout and half ass reships after going into a near KIA mxe coma.

Dabfairy - took traderoute by storm with cheap slabs. Was on fire for a while and then got profiled rather quickly. This was because during his previous run as WansWWax he royally fucked up and kept using the same return address for new and old vendor name. My pack barely made it through, same week he had multiple seizures and went mia. My hair was standing up, too close for comfort for my drop and was expecting a knock and talk incase idiot saved addresses.

RexMaximus - really hate to do this, but he took the throne after house of spirit and finesse me out of nearly 3k product.. sent an empty box, nothing but packing material.. he was the hero we needed in dark times, but greed and heat made him take the exit out. I will say after pleading with him for months on his email I got a random 600$ deposit to my wallet, assuming that's him.. still no good enuf. Sad bc he was holding it down for domestic but maybe the heat was too hot. Loved his Starbucks presses from checkpoint. But he could of gone out with honor, but in this game it's chase or be chased and he was outta here faster than the Elcorrecamino with everyone's coins to celebrate an early retirement. Just wish he would of passed the torch so we can still have a domestic plug. I will say I disn't expect Rex to exit scam, but thats how the best ones happen. You put more trust in a vendor not knowing they're about to go mia. Anyone know if rocketship is still around or ziplokk?


Honorable mention for wall of shame and disappoinment:

BudsAndDrugs - last year was most clutch vendor on cgmc beside weednaton for weight. Received some absolute trash that /u/feartherapist knows all too well. BnDs catchphrase is "I gotchu on next order" then the whole "fool me once" situation comes up. Don't get me wrong, this dude was my shit, very loyal to him. Gave me some a+ gsc thst was so perp it's still.my fav looking bud ever. But besides being shorted on bows or given strains thst you don't even list.. bait and switch with some trash cali pounds I had to move with a frown on my face. I'm talking like worse than my local beasters. He moves weight and isnt concerned with my opinion. But when i order lambs bread and get headband. First of all, that headband was reggie by cali standards and wasnt the same headband listed. Sent me some of the biggest bullshit. I had the whole pound on my coffee table and it didnt smell like anything other than dry hay. Very disappointing after multiple buys per month and you being my vendor of choice. Sad, he's not the worst person on here but there are more attentive vendors on cgmc that would love your business. One last thing I will add is I loved buds cannazine syrup and 500mg slut brownies. Fuego. He can redeem himself, I'm just looking for ConsistenCy because I'm not sure if.you're a one man op.or a team bc I've heard both and not sure what to believe anymore. Just needs some oil for thst well oiled machine.

VioletIndigo (months late, seriously wtf is this guy doing..steady fucking up from the start, only thing this vendor had I loved was the pokemon card print, dope art, awful vendor. You could buy from gg and get it quicker than VI).

ZeltasGarden - the newb trap, selective scams. Dating back to bsm days, he'd send fire of an 8th and then send trash on the oz. Would loophole and win mod disputes. Lesson learned, avoid this vendor at all cost.

TravelGhost- playing too much over watch so he forgot a vac seal.. got a pack of fire Obama kush in a black bag.. no seal. No.mylar. Nothing. How it didn't get caught.. drop was burned after bullshit and he didn't seem to.care much as he's like I'm done vending after.like 3 months smh. My drop was sweating bullets, good job travel for an idiot and bout getting both of us caught up because you're reckless. (Travel ghost and silentghost are two very different vendors, silentghost is low key the best consistent shipper besides bcb, always quick to reply, my personal favorite on cgmc, he's never talked about though).

Karmacuiticals (pack seized, lazy packing that's easily profilable, kept playing wit fire despite warnings and got burnt by the feds.

DrowzyRabbit (sale then exit scam on hansa, did me wrong for an ounce, fucker, near same timeline as Rexs departure. Nice bait on the fe only, successful scam, asshole).

Kitkatsupply/papa bless (obvious scammers sending bunk ass rolls, same shipping area.) The og ikea rolls were fire, along with their early rolls like nintendos ans gameboys. not sure if they knew the 2nd batch was bunko or what, but made sure to shit on everyone real nice. Weak pills, possibly moving knockoffs and taking advantage of newbie buyers that give good feedback on arrival before testing. bad opsec, everything but the name was the same. Got exposed via his own reddit sub, still denies. Cats out of the bag boys, you're a fraud. It took one order to figure that one out, low hanging fruit.

happypacky- staples his parchment paper like an idiot, you've made it this far to vend and you do some dumb shit like this, wax melting out the sides like it's been stepped on.. what??

PureFireMeds - didn't hide he was humboldtfarms well, in over his head. Sent some one sand instead of cookies. Also sent some one over 5 pounds when they ordered less than an ounce. Buyer creates thread to explain, gets doxen and held liable for weight sent. (Not sure if story was real or dramatized).

BobaFett (worst scammer this side of the Mississippi scamming all xancartel resellers and buyers alike with yellow chalk and doodoo bars. He's and round here somewhere, he's made too much money not to be, he got me a 2k pack they hit but 1200 or so was filler powder where he obviously let the vac seal go hard as fuck on the pack and fuck it real nice. I'm sure yall have seen the toilet flushing videos lol. He's used like 5 different names like tranquilityBars or something, he's lurking like herpes, he's dormant waiting.. but he'll never leave and a breakout is always a massacre.. Wasn't he also making pk2 or spice bars too? Shady as fuck. Earns trophy for multiple exit scams under different names and was successful in each one despite community outrage. There's a sucker born every minute, shit I feel for it after some clean packs landed and then all he'll broke loose. Pulls the ol "be legit for a few weeks, earn trust, engage full dd discount scam sell".

righteous - for sending out dangerous products, I overdosed on his 25i tabs back in 2013, very unevenly laid. Half the sheet was bunk and red bled through bad. At 30$ a sheet, its hard to complain, cant complain if im dead though.. dont pull a peterthegreat and catch a case. Had a stroke off one and woke up in hospital, friend said I was vomiting blood while sweating and my heartrate was Insane. Doctors was sure how to treat and gave me ativan till I crashed. You're going to kill someone much younger and ignorant thinking this is lsd. vendor ignored my messages bout the situation addressing the concern he might carch a case from these. At 30 cents a hit, it's too cheap and resellers that are scum are playing russian roulette with their clients. Someone in my state got caught with 400 hits.. got charged as lsd because it was imitating it, trafficking, big boy time, he rolled on some clearnet vendor. He's still in prison, didn't help much smh. Righteous 3meopcp was nearly bunk, im not even sure what it was and he sold mxe and it was another chem i believe, dude is trying to finesse everyone with vague research chems. Opsec is gonna get someone caught. Mispelled name, lots of overlaying stamps, return addy doesnt sound real. Stealth was so basic that you knew he took no time on your pack, you open and its right there. So thin a worker could hold it to a light and see a sheet right through the pack.. jesus christ buyer beware, im Suprised someone ain't died yet because of his nonsense. 25i is not a joke, and he's very inconsistent. Bought DOM from him twice and it was bunk first time, second time it was way too strong (ink bleed on blotter, looked dipped rather than drops or laid. Dom is not a joke, the body high felt.. wrong. I felt like a bag of worms moving, no person should feel this way unless it's during surgery. My body screamed for help while I laid in abyss for nearly 15 hours. To think this dude is laying dirty Chinese chems in his garage and might sneeze and make ur end 15x stronger... point is dude doesn't care for safety, stay away if encountered on any markets. Can't urge this enough, I don't fuck with opiates but these research chems can induce seizures, strokes, blackouts, or even worse, death.

ittwqq - idiot kept using ups/FedEx and many packs for seized, kept doing it, profiled. Burned alot of people's drops for being incompetent with opsec. Those shippers are okay for huge packs with weight decoys but not for under 3bows where the box feels nearly empty, Cmon man you're playing with fire.

East Coast collective - him and farmer1 was the creme da la creme. Got real shady after cannabis road closure. Not sure if comprimised but never received my lovely LSD strain we grew up to love from you. Not sure if he's still around or not. I ponder thst about Farmer1, ogBryan, DrChronic, Esty. Blue sky days of skush and 1k fucking incredible qps.. man how the prices have changed for the better. We got a few vendors really bringing good priced herb to the table. Drreefer, 420toU, powerflower as my current top 3.

Colorado/usdank - the Infamous black cherrysoda guy. Sends fire, then scams everyone at once after hype reviews. Pretty sure he came here and bragged bout it too, he's probably also around here still too. Too much money to be made, old heads know this guy too well, stay on your toes.

BigOil - aka Mr tier system, ran off with a small amount which was a poor exit scam. Made a point to trash cgmc, then scams. Not suprising, he'll be back if he isn't already. Be on the lookout for the tier system again.

Rcity - you take forever to ship, bud is meh for price range, gets offended easy and is pretty aggressive. I can pay less for better from sone one that doesnt aCT lIke a complete asshole. Cgmcs expecrations for vendors has dripped sigificantly, leaVing buyers forced to 5 star or join a blacklist or a dox extortion. Aka Mr friendly my ass, April fools is still a month away. Vendor has an ego that isn't reflected in quality of product, you're not all that and a bag of chips Mayne...

The Clear distillate -early 2017 had the cheapest and best carts at about 13 bucks. Nice thick oil, raised prices and diluted the product heavily with terps or pg.. Carts tasted harsh, runny and reminded me of dumpster juice. Vendor is obviously cutting product. Hansa goes down 4 days after he marks shipped.. never got my 50x pack. Vendor can't answer messages via dream said his pgp has changed.. Fuck that. Sent my drop a letter advertising his dd info a month after hansa died. Point is, he keeps addresses. Very very bad. Used burner to try to get reship, vendor says he never got the order. TooK a 750 loss because vendor never shipped out pack for 4 days before the shutdown.. 4 days. Avoid this guy if he's still around. His shipping location is unique but stealth was horrible, half assed at best. Just be glad these are carts and not flower. Weednation, tnt, and Drreefer all carry better carts without the sloppyness of clear. I will say one good thing, his og carts were fire, and edibles were always a yummy treat. What a shame

Humboldtgrowers - sent clear text tracking info to be viewed by everyone. Potentially redflagging that pack, burning the drop or completely doxing the poor buyer. Dumbass of the year so far award. If we wanted reckless I'd go to a destruction durby not a one way trip to the feds because of your indecisive ass.

Nwcs - cult following. Good at marketing, was skeptical it was usDank. Finesse some people, got the boot by topflight.. stay away this vendor can't decide if theyre moving bulk or small amounts. Do not dd. Vendor maintains a legit rep while select scamming. Thankfully our community wiseNed up on his sneaky ass.

DocOctapus $380 for a zip, now he has 420$ for a zip. Where does madness end, someone had to blow some tax money on this I know it. EmpireTeam set the standards for some outrageous price gouging, but I ain't paying that shit. Might be the super super supreme of all gas but I'm balling on a budget and when I can cop 2 gassy strains for nearly 100 less. Can't help but feel that shit is outta control. Next is them charging 1k an oz and offering multisig layaway plans to afford this shit. It better bring me good fortune or luck because I can't afford to smoke like a rapper #bangforbuck.. #I'm2broke4that

Quantik - the kid that just couldn't share the sandbox with the other kids. Made a lot of ppl Hella money. Very shady individual, probably snitched on Dr Xanax and they got raided literally 3 days after a pack landed. Got profiled and tipped off. Desperately trying to control domestic USA stock. Failed at QuantikUsa, and perhaps he got ECB caught. Very sinister person, may be in jail now. He flexed too much, who knows his whereabouts. Multiple alts; alpraking and maybe xanaxboss,Xanaxfastconnect. Tried to corner market, packs began getting seized and our friends up north has stepped up border customs. Stay vigilant.

NwHerbs - good bud, good price. Vendor denies a pack seizure claims all is normal, lurks around to offer dd to people. Bricks the absolute shit out of the bud. I call him Mr bricksquad got ounces like softballs. Can't seem to figure out how to use a vac sealer correctly. Hit that red button bro jesus christ.

The winner for worst vendor I've came across is: CosmicBites

budcentral hOlds 2nd place, CosmicBites not only sent people complete bullshit for edibles, but also hosted their own site in which they spammed and scammed unlucky convinced buyers. He was under another name I cannot remember but was scamming on that as well. A reputation so terrible they got the boot from danknation. I got one word for this Vendor; shady. Sends bunk edibles, stealth was awful, promotes sCammy directs and was allowed to stay too long before the jig is up. How convenient that they aren't active on escrow sites but are always available for dd. I hope you burn in a lake of fire with the other pricks known as trappy and xannymanziel. 0/10 even the rice Krispy was hard and stale. Never again..


Share vendors that ain't worth a shit, if they scammed you, did the empty box trick, extorted you or did shady shit. We all know a vendor that scams and saves face to keep up popular opinion and no one believes you, calls you a shill. Then shit hits the fan and youre like.. I fucking told ya so, and all I got from it was downvotes and stubborness.

Saying Tony76 is cheating. The original trend setter has his place marked as a founding fathers of successful exit scams.

Hope you enjoy the long read, cheers.

Yours truly, ECC.


Comments


[5 Points] PartyTime00:

actually s093man.

did have an issue with i think medibuds while back when he had his site i paid and ordered sizable and then the order dissapeared. luckily i had screenshots of order and confirmation btc and everything. he didnt believe me without the proof. that would have been the worst if i didnt have all of that to prove my case


[3 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

I am here to save the day....Bahahahahaahahaaaaa!!!!! I can still help you find the good stuff friends :-)


[3 Points] throwawayjoerogan:

pleasure island. ordered tuesday, by thursday night he had it in accepted for 2 days but refused to send or respond to messages as bitcoin price had dropped. cunt.


[2 Points] DepartmentOfFakeIDs:

Big oil got me for 6k, fuck him.


[2 Points] psychedelicpsyduck23:

!RemindMe 2 days


[2 Points] MrBrown420:

RS6Quattro did the old switcherroo on me, 0.2 sample was banging my next larger order was basically white powder that did nothing.


[2 Points] DNrick_sanchez:

s093man

banned from dream seeling underdosed/bunk from his onion

https://pay.reddit.com/r/Xanaxcartel/comments/7ze4um/calling_all_bartards_s093manfag_update/


[2 Points] willisters:

TheBlackHandSociety. Scammed me while exit scamming


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[1 Points] PartyTime00:

used to order often from rex good prices and great shit. glad i didnt order when he exited. sad he did hope he still free but would of been nice if he just retired and stopped all sells instead of scamming his exit


[1 Points] obnoxious88:

LordHermes is a scamming piece of shit


[1 Points] phucktard1:

Pgpunionsite-never got the order or the reship Legit_Seller- took three weeks for a domestic same state delivery and the oil was absolutely shit.


[1 Points] Sheetdropper:

I used a vendor a couple of years ago who literally sent me a crushed up E pill as mdma. The best part? It was loose at the bottom of a priority envelope.

I guess that's the kind of shit you have to plan for when using relatively new vendors though.


[1 Points] FlushedAndCured:

great post.

i miss farmer1


[1 Points] TrojanRabit:

Syndicate X, Made a small purchase, went fine. Nothing to write home about but was worth the money. Made a much larger order and was burned. FE, my mistake. Live and learn. To their credit they didn't string me along with false hope, they just completely ignored me.

Anytime I want some drama I will go to read their reviews on Dream. Good for cheap thrills, like watching Jerry Springer. At 3,000+ sales and a steady 4.70 rating, you have got to fuck over lots of people. Last time I checked they had over 100 1 star ratings.


[1 Points] Weakkaleidoscope:

budgetbudsexpress

sent me shitty product (way different than what he had pictured), dry and crumbly, smelling rotten. Finalized bc I'm not a POS like him, and he threatened me, calling ME the scammer. Some brain that guys got on him.


[1 Points] KnowsAboutShrooms:

No Tony76 on this list?...


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] BashirGemayel:

Will you please add Frankwhispers to your list?


[0 Points] CuckerTarlson69:

Honestly, I've never really had anything that I would consider a bad experience.

I'm fairly new to this, and judging from your post it looks like you've had more orders gone bad than I've had orders period. I guess my "worst" experience would have been with CosmicConciousness, he was my first ever order, and he accidentally sent me the wrong tabs, so I messaged him and he sent me the right ones. They almost certainly underdosed, but I was new to the LSD game and didn't know better anyway lol.

Noumena (RIP) fucked up too I guess. I placed two separate orders for DMT for two separate addresses ( A friend wanted me to order him some, he lives pretty far away) and he just decrypted the first address and sent me both the orders as one, and then he stopped responding. I think that was because he got fuckin nabbed though.


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