So, I was $7 short from being able to afford his gram of Etizolam. After exchanging some messages with him he worked out an AWESOME deal for me. Got me half a gram for $25 with FREE priority shipping. If anyone is on the ropes about using this vendor, don't be. He's a stand up dude. I'll be sure to give some reviews when my products come in.
He seems like my regular IRL drug dealer... this is a pretty typical drug deal for me:
Me: "Hey bro, you seen that boy?"
Him: "Yeah, 5 min, I'll call you where to meet"
10 minutes go by
Me: "Yo dog, where you at?"
5 minutes go by
Me: "Where you at dog?"
10 more minutes
Him: "Meet me at the corner of X and Y"
Me: "When?"
10 more minutes, during which I get my ass to X and Y
Me: "I'm here, where you at?"
5 minutes
Him: "I'm over at the McDonalds down by Z street"
Then I drive to McD's and finally pick up my shit. This process has taken hours before.
Watch this clip to get an idea of how I talk (to my dealer anyway) : http://youtu.be/SCN7-6PcdYY?t=1m4s