By now it has been splashed allover the media that I will be called to testify. I wanted to make a few things abundantly clear, but under the advice of my lawyer I'm limited in what I can say. Do not believe everything you read! The internet is a funky place. Rumors fly with impunity. Ross is a good person, has a great heart, and is one of the best human beings I have ever met. It is not my belief that he could seek the services of professional hitmen nor could he (or would he harm a soul). Whatever he may or may not have discussed with me at a certain point in time does not mean he is who the media is portraying him to be. Whoever The Dread Pirate Roberts is/was/were, I have a tough time believing Ross is capable of wishing anyone harm.
I have no further comment on the matter and am in no position to answer any questions.
Cool story. Who the fuck are you?