Ideas for reviews

A couple things about the reviews I see posted here that I've been wanting to comment on...

A.) Shipping time. Nobody cares how long USPS takes to deliver your package. We care about two time periods: between when you placed your order and when it was marked as shipped and the amount of time between when the vendor marked the order as shipped and when the package was postmarked. What we should be rating vendors' shipping on is how fast they get our packages into the mail, not how long the package bounces around mail trucks.

B.) Stealth. I don't agree with the taboo around discussing stealth practices. Yes, posting pics of your package is not a good idea, but generally talking about it shouldn't destroy your safety. Points worth rating:

C.) Quality of product. For fucks sake, please do not tell us that the vendor sent you a package of a powder the general color/scent/consistency you were expecting but you don't have time to test it yet. From my entirely scientific method of thinking back on reviews and feedback I see, 96.231% of "Will update with more details later" posts are not, in fact, ever updated with more details. Do your damn drugs, people! Please please please do some sort of test on the product before telling us your transaction went well. Give details, though, just because that cocaine made your gums numb does not mean it was any good.

Lastly, please buy a scale! They are $20, just get one damnit! 'Looks to be overweight'.

Okay, I'm done with my rant.


Comments


[14 Points] synikal12:

My name is Barack Obama, and I agree with all these points.


[5 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

He marked it shipped after 2 hours and the post mark said that's true. But USPS took 7 days so, 3/5 for not making USPS faster.


[5 Points] WightLightY:

Yes all good stuff here. Half the vendors themselves describe to some degree the stealth they used (vacuum sealed, double layer MBB etc.) in their description anyway, we should be verifying if that is actually the case.


[3 Points] mdxxthrowaw:

but sometimes i just get so excited when my drugs get here and i just do them! then i post "looks good, havent tested yet, will update after fe"... like what the fuck does that even mean


[2 Points] Pantek51:

From the informations I gathered on a few dogs training forums it seems that mbb doesn't defeat them. They were explaining that they train corpse smelling dogs by putting animal parts in mbb then burying them in the ground and the dogs are still able to find it


[2 Points] arthak:

We have a "review rules" for the moment ?

Some people here say to me "remove your stealth or package details"..


[1 Points] lopeor:

If the postal inspector stabs a needle through the package will the vacuum sealing be defeated?

WTF? Are we asking vendors to pack stuff in vacuum sealed diamond bags or what?


[1 Points] None:

I would like reviews to still include USPS shipping times because even though it doesn't reflect on the vendor, it still gives an idea of what to expect (as long as the reviewer gives a general idea of their location like "East Coast")


[1 Points] dopelessfopefiend:

Agreed.

My favorite review is one I just read. Total Rating: 5/5

Product: 5/5 - 3.5 grams of cocaine. Amazing quality

Stealth 5/5 - Vac sealed

Comms 5/5 - Not used

Only one slight issue with the order. He accidentally sent me 1.0 gram instead of 3.5g.