If i smuggle drugs in my ass and a dogs sniffs my ass will they search my ass?

Just wonderng i have to go on vacation to the bahamas and i wanted to smuggle an ounce of white widow and ounce of purple murple and a kilo of cocaine.


Comments


[44 Points] DeadlyCookie15:

You must have a gaping ass bro


[6 Points] None:

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[7 Points] NIGGALISHUS:

If anyone can find the equivalent of Cocaine to Black Cock. I can find the amount of blow I could shove up my ass. According to my calculations C=Coke (Unit Kilo) B=Cock (Unit Inches) C=6B I can fit 4.5 kilos in my ass


[3 Points] thatwhichisnt:

You should of asked this in /r/shittyaskdrugsmugglers

Or /r/shittyassdrugsmugglers


[4 Points] A_box_in_a_cage:

Way back pre 9/11 a pal of mine tried to mule hash back from Jamaica using this method. The dogs in the airport sold him out! And yes his ass was searched before he went to a Jamaican jail. It was not a good thing when the fellow inmates knew his ass was accommodating so to say.

Mind you the security is heavier going home rather than to a drug destination. Also be mindful if you buy drugs there as often the dealers have relationships with local cops and rat you out once the sale is done. Good luck you size Queen!


[2 Points] None:

Burn down your ass, shove it in your dick


[1 Points] Tussthethief:

Uh. What do you think


[1 Points] hdheuud:

Personally, I'd only be able to fit an ounce of blow up my ass


[1 Points] LagunaLoire:

Hahahahaha! Comedy gold


[1 Points] bioz:

Haha....yes.


[1 Points] moron22:

Imagine reverse smoking. Smoking dank up your ass. That'd be so sick, and smelly... Painful.


[1 Points] sshootanthraxx:

my ass has saved my ass so many times. seriously my ass is hella versitile i can easily fit a 2 bricks of dope between my cheeks and run a 5k if i wanted to. up the arse? never tried that. just make sure you wrap your dope in saran warap if you put it in your ass