Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[9 Points] Trumps_DNM_Account:

When do you guys think Alphabay will be back up?


[4 Points] kookieless:

Will you send me btc to support my drug hobbit?


[3 Points] -Carbon-:

what other markets are there for drugs besides dream, hansa?


[2 Points] rhysmom:

First time order and its coke from the Netherlands to EU. Hansa market, vendor seems to be trusted in every way I can see besides the lack of reviews in this sub. Marked shipped 11 days ago, nothing arrived as of today. Wondering what to do next


[2 Points] tis_athR0w_way0:

Any updates from big_muscles on when the servers will be up?


[1 Points] KillerzZz:

How to buy btc?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] nebQuestion:

Electrum 2.8.3 question:
How can i determine which bitcoin address i transferred fund to?

I went to "History", pulled up the relevant transaction... I see a transaction ID, and inputs section and an outputs section.

Both sections have addresses that look like they could be market bitcoin addresses...

Sorry for the newb question.


[1 Points] Spicy_Tripp:

What happened to Alphabay? I went away for a while and it's gone. Exit? Seized? What?


[1 Points] kickboardstop:

I'm having a horrible time trying to register for Pushing Taboo. It keeps saying my captcha is wrong and no matter how many times I try it, nothing. I use a VPN on top of Tor, but have taken off the VPN and still get the same problem. Any tips?

Also, would love to get a DHL login invite! Pm me if available!


[1 Points] _Nexor:

Where's everyone going since AB is kill?

I would think there would be signs and posters and flashing lights pointing to the golden crown of the next guy that's gonna walk out with hundreds of BTC


[1 Points] KamaCosby:

I know almost nothing about all this... First off, which site should I buy BitCoin from? Also, I found this one vendor, but it says if I put the address in the field, the vendor encrypts it with their own PGP Key. The vendor seems to be trusted on Reddit, it says PGP Verified, Silk Road League, and 4 stars... But seriously can I trust just putting my address in the field? I know this question is especially stupid but please, I'm new to all of this


[1 Points] odaydream:

do you guys prefer captain crunch or cookie crisp


[1 Points] f6UmBpI1DQxK:

Bitcoin transmission fees are calculated in terms of satoshis/byte, but what does this mean for a particular transaction? If I send a bitcoin payment somewhere, does this requre a typical amount of bytes? Do larger payments require more bytes to process?