Let's play a DNM lingo game?

Peeps let's play a DNM lingo game? I'm bored and can't go back to sleep and too lazy to reach for the vibrator. I just had this funny bed-thought that what if all of us spoke in our own DNM language? Could a story or paragraph be told with pure Deepweb slang? Like "i ordered off EVO and FEd but didn't use PGP, what if LE does a CD and finds me IRL?! I don't wanna end up like DPR and I don't have botnets like DrClueless, should I improve my OPSEC and start using TAILS with TOR on a VPN??" i mean u dunno.. You guys get the idea. It's like we have our own klingon language now. It would be fun to see how creative people can get. Or maybe not..?


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[6 Points] None:

One day I FE'd early and then died from excessive redundancy. I then awoke in hell, where...


[7 Points] Big_Daddy_Trucknutz:

My opsec has been compromised by a honeypot market full of FE selective scammers that mailed me sand and burned my house down so I had to move to Bolivia.


[3 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

By the end of this thread, we collectively should all come up with at least one more useful term. Lets continue to improve our language. What single object/idea desperately needs a code name or acronym at the moment?


[3 Points] tvgn9545:

My DOCs are AM-2201, NBOMe, 25c, 25i, 2c-I, 2F-A, 2C-B, 2-FMA, 4F-A, 4-ho-met, 5-TOET, ALEPH-2 & 7, 2C-EF, 2C-T-21, MMDA-3a, HOET, 4-aco-dmt, 5-MAPB, 1P-LSD, MXE, DOM. DOx, AL-LAD, 5-MEO-MiPTs and sometimes I smoke some trees.


[2 Points] Jerk-Face:

Not gonna fall for this. OP is LE


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Is "doxxed" in the dictionary yet?

I've got a few others

Vendor Bender - darknet purveyor of drugs gets too high on his own supply to post anything, keeps own uriine in the fridge and wears a daiper. Sometimes manages to focus eyes enough to click "vacation mode"

The Silk Road Tide" - the weekly spikes on the bitcoin transaction and price graphs, caused by people wanting their drugs ready for the weekend (or "tweekend" as we meth vendors call it).

Customers buy bitcoin on Tuesday and bitcoin heads from the exchange to the marketplaces. On Friday and Saturday it heads the other way to be sold by vendors


[1 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

OP is a Shill, some1 get anonymous to DDoS or SWAT this fugazi.


[1 Points] delta_eight:

I FE'd WC BTC on EVO DNM with PGP on TAILS with TOR for some THC, LSD, MDMA, and some crack.