CosmicBites is happy to announce we are now vending on Agora Marketplace as well as our most recent endeavor: Dark Net Roasters. We see an opportunity to provide our freshly roasted coffees to our clients who already love our delicious and potent edibles. We truly feel that CosmicBites & Dark Net Roasters is a match made in heaven. You already know we offer the most delicious, cosmically potent edibles. Now get a free 6 ounce bag of coffee from Dark Net Roasters with your edibles purchase!
We know that 84% of Americans drink coffee. Coffee has become more than something you sip in the morning or gulp to get through the long afternoon. We live in a connoisseur culture. We seek out the best quality and price in all the things we enjoy. We smoke the finest weed and demand high quality genetics at a good prices. It is time you consumed the best coffee without severe injury to your wallet.
Coffee is not only a simple method to caffeinate but can also be an amazingly rich experience. Coffee is a sweet, delectable, and very complex fruit. It has a wide range of flavors that reflect the conditions it's grown and the way it's harvested. We work directly with small coffee producers who care for their trees as they would their own family.
Our single origin coffees are some of the most rare coffees in the world. A perfect example of this is our single origin estate coffee from Malawi. Malawian coffee is very rare as it is from the smallest coffee producing country in Africa. This rare naturally processed coffees has the same origin as those in Starbucks' reserve line that sells $14.95 per 8 ounce bag while our 12 ounce bags are priced at $9.
The Dark Net Roasters offers a variety of single estate coffees as well as delicious aromatic coffee blends. At this time we have four single origin estate coffees available. Because we aim to bring you only the most rare and pure coffees, our coffees are often seasonal and acquired in limited quantities. Our current single origin coffees are Ethiopian Yirgasheffe, Malawi Chipale, Peruvian Empalizada and Zambian . See the bottom half of this post to see further coffee descriptions.
We know our coffee, just like our medicated treats, will keep you coming back for more. As a promotional special, we are offering a 6 ounce bag of coffee custom roasted to your preference with every order. Each bag of coffee is roasted to perfection 24 hours before shipping. You can choose to have your coffee in a light, medium or dark roast either ground or whole bean.
In addition to our free coffee promotion, we are also running a discount on our new Wake and Bake Good Morning Kit. CosmicBites' Wake and Bake Good Morning Kits consist your perfect morning medley: three skillfully rolled joints, a three pack of our delicious new Pot Tarts, and a 12 ounce bag of Dark Net Roasters' Wake Me Up Before You Go Go blended coffee. This kit is all you need to start your morning off properly. This kit will normally sell for $80 but, as a new vendor introduction special, you will only pay $60 on the Agora Marketplace. These two great offers are only available for a limited time.
You can find our delicious CosmicBites medicated treats and eye opening Dark Net Roasters coffee on our vendor page on Agora Marketplace, The Marketplace, BlueSkyMarketplace as well as CannabisRoad . Look for our Wake and Bake Good Morning Kits as well!
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Coffee Varieties:
Malawian Chipale Our Chipale coffee is a single estate Malawian coffee. This medium acidity coffee is a bright but soft. It makes the perfect morning cup. Chipale has a good body with notes of dark chocolate, honey and berries. It is lightly spiced with a pleasing sweetness and smooth finish. We recommend a light to medium roasting profile.
Peruvian Empalizada Our Empalizada coffee is a hand picked Fair Trade coffee. This organic coffee is a solid with notes of cocoa and nuts. It originates from the southern providence of Quillabamba. This is a robust wake up call is great when roasted to a medium or dark profile.
Ethopian Yirgacheffe Our Ethopian Yirgacheffe comes from a southern region of Konga Sedie in Ethiopia. It is a dry processed coffee with deep flavors of cherry, stone fruit, violet, and cocoa. We prefer a dark profile with this coffee.
Zambian Our Zambian coffee comes from the Terranova estate which has been sustainabily cultivating exceptional coffee since 1986. This coffee has a complex flavor with hints of apple, vanilla and citrus. This coffee can be enjoyed at any roast profile. The darker the roast the more intense the flavor.
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