Questions for the replacements of Poppermachine

We are making our own thread to increase visibility. Anyone who wants to confirm that we are telling the truth can ask poppermachine for details.

We are the ones who poppermachine had his money loaned out from. He is a very genuine and kind person, although he tends to be very emotional at times, which is one of his biggest weaknesses. We fully intend to help him get back on his feet, although not necessarily vending MXE. One of his other biggest weaknesses is that he has very poor self esteem and poor sense of self worth. We can assure you that he will be very well taken of, as we still do need him for a large variety of things. While his outbursts can potentially put his real identity in danger (as far as we have been able to read, this has not been the case so far), his knowledge of technical OPSEC is worlds beyond our own. This applies both to technology and as well as precautions needed for real life dealings. He's not kidding about that encrypted flashdrive; he literally demonstrated a casing that he build so if he's not in the same room as the him while his room is being "raided", the entire contents of the case can be thermited out of existence using a remote detonator that he usually has rigged like a dead man's switch (He got the idea from watching Speed, one of his favorite movies). He really does not get out much, so that's not something that he really needs to use very often. Normally he'd probably just flush everything using the bucket of water and in the toilet trick, something he picked up while working as a semi-illicit chemist when he first started vending under the tutelage of Ron Paul (the drug synthesis guide seller from SR1).

Unlike popper, we have no issues dealing in both legal and illegal goods. We plan to offer a larger variety of wares, including REAL Ketamine, Steroids, Xanax, and Viagra. All of these will be domestic. If we can convince him to help us, we may also have poppermachine help us manufacture Amyl/Butyl Nitrite as well as perhaps other things that can be easily synthesized. Possibly other things he will never admit to having tried but may or may not have succeeded in synthesizing. He is very adamant about not directly breaking the law, so it may difficult to convince him to help with such things, although I'm sure he won't have any ethical issues helping us acquire the needed chemicals and glassware for such things without being directly involved. We've seen him do some things with nothing but mason jars and Home Depot tubing that are absolutely jaw dropping. In a way, we are probably only slightly less afraid of him than he is of us, and that's only because we know that he is a very non-violent and moral person. If this guy was a psychopath, he could probably wrack up a body count higher than a small army armed with modern weapons.

We've had our MXE listing up for for a few days now, but have so far not had any bites. We don't really know how or where to advertise our product, and while this thread and time might not be ideal, we thought it would be nice to for both poppermachine and his customers to know that the same quality Methoxetamine you have come to know and love will still be available, just from a different source. While we have the bulk of his product, it turns out that the email based supplier he was using refused to deal with us, and apparently is not taking new customers. He handed over most of his info to us (and we can confirm that the only people who's info we managed to get were those who gave their addresses in cleartext, shame on you). But he did not give us his personal email which he uses for sourcing. Technically that was never part of our deal, so he has a bit more leverage than he originally thought :D

We currently put out account on vacation mode until this whole situation blows over. Obviously there are going to be a lot of people skeptical that we are not simply poppermachine using a new handle. That's fine and we understand. We hope to bring a new level of professionalism to this market. We will not start vending until poppermachine has made good on his promise of re-shipping to his FE customers. We calculated out what he owes and left him with just slightly more than is necessary. If he helps us to make our OPSEC airtight in addition to what he has already given us, he can consider his debt cleared. In addition, we will make sure that he stays comfortable and will not be homeless or desperate by any means, although he will probably be living modestly for the time being. We've instructed him to refrain from posting much of his personal life, and to keep any posts in DNMS unrelated to him vending or the future of his vending brief and to the point. He can definitely freely talk to you guys as he likes most of you very much. We are definitely encouraging him to get out more.


Comments


[28 Points] None:

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[25 Points] None:

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[12 Points] ZeldaAddict:

DAE think all of these threads are from the same person?


[9 Points] bernardo44:

Popping popcorn in my poppermachine.


[4 Points] FarGateTraveler:

Sure you just aren't popper himself?


[6 Points] None:

The question we have now is this, how the fuck do we get rcsupplier into this shitfest?

RC you cunt, dance.


[6 Points] None:

Make sure to feed the fucker lots of good fiber and fruits. Let him out for some fresh air once in a while. Throw in a hooker or two if he behaves.


[3 Points] synestter:

wouldn't trust this at all, just ridiculous


[3 Points] synikal12:

I feel like this is a major publicity stunt for the MXE scene. Nigga if you didn't know what MXE was a week ago you do now lol


[3 Points] Hauvegdieschisse:

All this makes me want to do is not try MXE.


[2 Points] up---__down__---up:

U


[2 Points] poppermachine:

Change of plans, due to the holiday weekend I'm going to bust my ass to get everyone who's address I have shipped out by tommorow. Get my your address ASAP or your going to have to wait until tuesday.


[2 Points] Forgetfullness:

It looks like agora actually used the BTC depostit to refund most of the FE people. I have about three orders that need to ship out and everone should be covered. Would be people have a problem if I oppened up on EVO right now? If you still need to be reimbursed simply contact popper or myself, if you FE'd and did not get a refund your order will be doubled.

EDIT: scratch that, I was reading it wrong. still going to wait, I just don't know how the FE people will confirm that they got their product. Gonna take this nice and slow.


[1 Points] Yellow-King-yo:

So where are you listing your MXE?


[1 Points] None:

well, just by sending and receiving money through a DNM he is directly breaking the law, but anyways,

cool


[1 Points] TootiFruti:

:-D


[1 Points] asdfaf21:

I'm gonna ask the million dollar question:

Why can no MXE dealer ever just sell drugs without fucking everything up in a dramatic fashion?


[1 Points] UndefinedExperience:

Man you are on some serious shit. To bad you are a crazy ass nut job, because I would love some of that shit.


[1 Points] Forgetfullness:

Just so you guys know, I put up listings for $1/g listings of MXE on my EVO profile. Consider it a sign of good faith. Limit one per address/customer. Popper is still going to make right on his FE fuckups, I just thought this might be a little funny while he deals with his problems.

EDIT: there are ten of these so act fast


[1 Points] poppermachine:

Reposting here so everyone can see, if you FE'd and are not comfortable with a re-ship, I have BTC from the unnaffected C9 orders that cleared escrow. If you don't want a re-ship I can straigh up refund you.


[1 Points] WindowsPsycho:

By analyzing both OP and poppermachines posts I have concluded they are the same person.


[-2 Points] None:

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