Which users of this sub deserve flair and what would it say?

We were discussing in modmail some ways to spice things up around here and thought that this might be a fun idea. No promises of actually following through with it, but it should be entertaining to discuss at least.

So my question to you all is: which users do you think deserve flair and what should it say? (nominating yourself is frowned upon)


Comments


[15 Points] None:

/u/Vendor_BBMC needs one because they are so prolific but I have no idea what it would say.
/u/sapiophile - "ON TAILS!!!"


[13 Points] None:

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[7 Points] IGetDankShit:

Right now, very few people on this sub have flair. To give you an idea of what we've done in the past, here are some of them:

/u/sobulbous - Well, this one is self explanatory I guess.

/u/durgsrbad - Won a contest with farmer1 for a free oz and offered it to the mods. Nice guy, dunno where he disappeared to.

/u/forwhombagels - USPS employee who does AMAs here every now and then.

/u/roionsteroids - Tried to have all of our subreddit content deleted during Astridgate... even though you would think he's on "our" side, being a mod of /r/Drugs and all.

/u/qtx - Helped us fix some very annoying CSS issues. I don't think he ever posts here.


[6 Points] None:

[deleted]


[6 Points] druggedupnigga:

/u/realsupremesmoke Busted


[6 Points] None:

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[5 Points] obsidianchao:

I'll suck your dick for flair and a bongrip, Dank.


[6 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

/u/obsidianchao bankrupt not dankrupt


[5 Points] None:

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[6 Points] Chronicpurple:

/u/IGetDankShit "actually gets schwag"

Edit: I ain't his bitch and he even overpaid for the crappy BJ I gave him.


[5 Points] R4ID:

/u/GrandWizardsLair "Customer Service King" or something... hell i dunno, 90% of his posts are funny.

/u/groovybrewski "not brucey"

/u/The_Grid_Is_Up "Amphetamine Queen"

/u/TheSwolestBro "skips leg day" or "tiny calves" (only half joking about that one)

thats all i got for now. there's some other active users but i cant think of anything that would be funny to everyone and not just come off as offensive to others. so :( cant wait to see what people suggest tho.


[5 Points] None:

/u/Vendor_BBMC is gonna wake up to a lot of notifications, sadly I can't think of one but you guys probably can

On the topic of speed-freaks, we should give out flair to people with really good meth stories. Something relevant to whatever shit they recently pulled.


[3 Points] RighteousManDnm:

Can I get a flair saying "Doesn't Deserve this flair" Self explanatory


[2 Points] yesidoes:

hacks4crack

security specialist, whining warrior


[2 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

/u/Vendor_BBMC methmethmeth


[1 Points] OldSchoolMethHead:

(nominating yourself is frowned upon)

ahhh man, oh well mabye next time.

vetrune from the 90S, (if i could spell it) lol oh my.

or <--likes meth.

i post often here fer over a year now. i don,t miss a day really. just reading anyway, might not post nothing. try to be good and behave myself, an not mislead others or be a dick. what i mean is i,m a regular round here.

anyway i,d be honored for anything ya'd like to give me though. as long as it's not to corny, i,ll tell you what if you make it sound corny..(best homersimpson voice) shakeing his fist.

nahhh u/BBMC deserves flair before me. he been here longer as well.


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

I want you to go in that bag, and find my flair.

... its the one that says 'bad mother fucker'.

Thats it, thats my bad mother fucker!


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I think this thread deserves flair, because important threads sometimes get lost in the crowd.

Its only a day old, and at the time of writing has 136 comments. But for some reason its #111 on page 4 of reddit. Pages behind moribund threads with just a few comments.

I've noticed recently, that if mods do something which doesn't flatter them, they don't delete it like communist party members disappearing from a photo of Starlin.

They just send it to Siberia so people forget about it.


[-9 Points] budtnmen:

/u/cactuzx as they always make a sarcastic comment like 'wow that bud looks fire bro' on reviews without pictures