How the FUCK are we supposed to know?

Lately I have noticed an influx of posts where the OP asks a question and there is NO possible way for us to know the answer.

Things like:

"Was my account hacked? I can't log in"

"the mailman left a note this morning. is it my dark net order?"

"The vendor marked the order shipped but it hasn't shown up. Was it seized?"

"Why does my peepee wiggle when I look at 12 year old girls?"

how the FUCK are we supposed to know?

Why do people ask questions like this, filling our sub with garbage, when there is LITERALLY NO WAY for anyone to know the answer?

Knock it off >:[


Comments


[170 Points] Theeconomist1:

Its psychological. They are scared and want to be told it'll be okay. The want a handjob basically.


[43 Points] intothestarz:

Hey guys I just order from a vendor who ships 2 days priority. It's been 3 days now and I'm thinking about cleaning house. Are the police going to kick in my door for 100mg MDMA???


[13 Points] Celacia:

I think i may have to take a dump. Do I? What do you guys think?


[9 Points] RookieMafia:

Why do people ask questions like this, filling our sub with garbage, when there is LITERALLY NO WAY for anyone to know the answer?

how the FUCK am I supposed to know?


[9 Points] LBJismysenpai:

Mod's post tag game on point


[8 Points] Girlindaytona:

"Why do people ask questions like this". "How the fuck are we to know" to quote you. You just asked a question just like the ones you criticize.


[5 Points] trappy_AB:

Eat a lot of shrooms and send your mind over to take a look.


[5 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

I always know if I will be able to meth bang the girl....Its one of my 9000 super powers.....Bahahahaahahahahahaa!!!!!


[3 Points] dragon_fiesta:

Well the peepee wiggle is because you're a sinner. The good news is God isn't real. So wiggle wiggle wiggle


[3 Points] HeyVegeta:

I've had a load of speed so my peepee is not wriggling at the sight of pre-pubesant girls. Is there something wrong with me? Have I not had enough speed?

Also why is Obi-Wan Kenobi called Ben Kenobi? It's either the worst name cooked up by the witness protection plan or he's like really dyslexic and finds Ben easier to remember how to spell. That's a dyslexic contraction if I ever heard one.


[3 Points] KigurumiMajin:

You know this is your monthly shitpost right?


[2 Points] None:

true but you need to take a breather


[2 Points] yoLeaveMeAlone:

Honestly a lot of it is rediculous, but some of it is just looking for advice. Not expecting a 100% true and definitive answer, but looking for advice from people who have been in similar situations, on how to proceed, and what information might clue them in as to their fate


[1 Points] FraterP:

Just kids being kids. One day, sheets will go for 600$, and hopefully half these fucks "retire"


[1 Points] GustenKusse:

uhh I don't know


[1 Points] hopes_ginger_bush:

K hole hard enough and you can see into the future. I personally message each of these poor souls of their fate, I take it upon myself as a civil duty.


[1 Points] Wh0D4tN4t10N:

I always was told spit was lube o.0


[1 Points] datgrace:

It's a classic Reddit thing that will never change. Just like circle jerks.


[1 Points] WeezerMarti:

IDK why do you ask?


[1 Points] MT_Merchant_Mangler:

I haven't had sex in 2 months. This post made me sad.