[Vendor Review] Pelican 1XL Limited Edition Graphic Shirt

_Vendor: [Pelican] _Market: [Direct Deal] _Product: [Black XL LIMITED EDITION PELICAN BRAND SHIRT We mail it... You rail it] _Shipped from: [USA] _Shipped to: [USA] _Required FE: [NO] _Vacuum Sealed: [NO] _Decoy: [YES] _Handwriting: [NO] Rating 100/100

My hands trembled slightly as I hit the send button on my message to big daddy P, I didn't know what to think or what to expect. What if this is the biggest mistake I've ever made? What if this is nothing but acid induced psychosis? Why doesn't Quantik answer my prayers? When is that order of 1kg of columbian bam bam from TGUK coming? So many questions, so little answers. So I found truth in the only place I knew how to, in the waxy feathers of my Pelecanidae lover.

Alas, I ordered. The mightiest of all the Pelecanus messaged me, confirming my order for one black, XL shirt, featuring the everlasting image of a gorgeous blue Pelican. I had the choice of numerous sizes, colors, and catch phrases. We drop it, you pop it. We ship it, you sniff it. RIP Quantik. I told him to just pick his favorite, because I knew the almighty pelican would never wrong me. Boy was I right.

The package was nondescript, amazing stealth, he even packed in his masters guide to analingus, two butt plugs, a bottle of cayenne and two packets of high endurance lubricant. Not only am I munching ass like a champ now, but I'm doing it in fucking style. If you guys like this, wait until you see the rest of my Pelican gear. PICS:

https://www.anony.ws/image/J44P


Comments


[8 Points] My_Fuck_U_Name:

What in the fuck is happening right meow?


[4 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

he even packed in his masters guide to analingus, two butt plugs, a bottle of cayenne and two packets of high endurance lubricant. Not only am I munching ass like a champ now, but I'm doing it in fucking style.

I was reading this just fine but I lost it at that part fucking LOST IT


[3 Points] KingMethyl:

/u/Pelican_vendor


[3 Points] ShitQuantikSays:

Also, OP

It's COLOMBIA.

I'm only correcting you because I may or may not be Colombian, and it's annoying to see it misspelled.

That is all


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] darktriaddd:

What the fuck I want one


[1 Points] ShitQuantikSays:

Cute shirt, /u/pelican_vendor, where is mine? I want free drugz, free pizza, and a free t-shirt.

I'd like to see PWA on a t-shirt next.


[1 Points] ShitQuantikSays:

Also, /u/pelican_vendor, who is printing these shirts, and I hope to hell you aren't using a CC to pay for them.


[1 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

OMG BIG DADDY P

Someone needs to make me a rap song to big poppa big biggie!


[1 Points] Etneos:

This guy is next level, pizzas, merchandising. He's going full yogurt with it: http://youtu.be/fgRFQJCHcPw