So a little background into this slightly long winded story: about six months ago one of my former roommates had some weed mailed to our mail box after I had told them not to. The package finally arrived a couple months later and someone had indelicately ripped it open so that all that was left inside was mint leaves and socks (I almost lost my shit after seeing their piss poor attempt at stealth.) Fast forward to now, I feel safe enough ordering, which I know is risky, but I figure as long as I don't order bud I should be good. I've ordered several packs without a hitch. Then today I received a totally legit envelope containing a couple documents from my parents that somewhat resembled one of the packs I have received. Not only had someone tore corners of the envelope so that they could peep inside, but it also appears they took a box knife to the side edge of the envelope and made a one inch incision for a better look. Luckily this wasn't a pack but I wonder if someone from the postal service thought it was and was trying to score some free drugs. Or maybe they thought it was money. Should I report this to the postal office, since it's not anything illegal, or would that draw unwanted attention to my mail? Burn, Belize? Or should I use enhanced interrogation techniques on the postal worker? Any advice would be appreciated and thanks for reading this long, paranoia tinged post.
Interrogate/torture postal worker is the only way I'm afraid. Bamboo chutes under the fingernails and pulling out teeth should work.