Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[12 Points] None:

whats the point of making a moronic monday thread when over half the posts in this sub are already moronic anyways?


[3 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

why the fuck arent yall at work


[2 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

If I smoke meth in the woods alone with no one to witness it.....Did it really happen??????


[2 Points] DrSinn:

How to?


[2 Points] jbugboi:

I know I should've asked this on Saturday but I'm a moron. Should I not browse this reddit through the clearnet? If so how do I go about hiding that? Is it already too late to go ahead and make an effort to hide it? Sorry for all these novice questions.


[2 Points] UncleVanya:

so i want to snort some carfentanil. If i snort 15 miligrams is that like snorting 15 miligrams of heroin?

edit: since noone is answering ill try it out and let you know


[1 Points] MyPupilsAreFineSir:

How much longer will alphabay survive? It's been going for a while and it seems after a year most markets shut down. Should we be expecting a shutdown any day now?


[1 Points] throwyousome:

Which is the best market right now? I just want weed, but I have no way of knowing which is the Evolution or Agora right now... All there markets seems scummy. Has there been a huge crackdown?


[1 Points] ProjectBrownSugar:

How do I order from TMG? I'm so confused is it a forum or a marketplace? I'm just trying to get a sheet for 115 from team trust. Just... So confused


[1 Points] thatskank:

Is it safe to order from slablabz yet? Any slablabz packs landed?


[0 Points] None:

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[-2 Points] Cpt_catfish:

I am brand new to this and would really like someone to help me get started. I am willing to pay you $50 to help me get an account set up and get my first order put in. We can order something legal if it'll make you more comfortable. I can pay you either in bitcoins (need help with that too) or through Venmo. Please message me if you are interested and are good with this stuff