[Uncategorized] Getting past festival sniffer dogs

going to a music festival in australia very soon and there will be sniffer dogs present. these guys normally catch around 40-100 people in any big festival down here.

does anyone have experience with beating them so I can enjoy my fucking drugs? up a vag? mouth? mbb/vac sealing not really an option as I dont have either resources.


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[22 Points] JesusdiedLOLOL:

What shitty music festival has drug dogs? Someone missed the point of holding music festivals I feel.


[20 Points] procowtipper:

At Bonnaroo they have DEA's at each gate that rip one car at a time the absolute fuck apart. I've heard it's approximately 1 out of 100, but I think it's far fewer than that due to how thorough they are. It's literally absolutely impossible to get past them unless you put that shit behind your radio of your car. Yes you will have to disassemble and reassemble your dash but it's incredibly simple. I reiterate that it's extremely unlikely that you get stopped by them, but either way it's absolutely necessary to put that shit behind your dash. After you get past that the folks just activate your wristband and ask if you brought glass or guns. Once in you're clear to walk around with an open duffle bag yelling "I have weed" at the top of your lungs.

Also, always go to the lines with the black people checking for stuff whether it's the car checking line or the actual festival entrance. And if they see you have wet wipes on you they won't check any of the rest of your shit. Works every time; you can take those wet wipes to the bank son.

Just don't be the fucking dumbass that doesn't make it there because you wanted to smoke in the car. The serious danger is traffic cops. Know your rights and don't let them search. Every cop in the state will be within 25 miles of that bitch.


[14 Points] None:

Leave product in packaging it was shipped in mabey implement vag of anus barrier for added opsec


[7 Points] OneLineAndWasted:

Put it in a Kinder Egg pot and stick it where the sun don't shine.


[5 Points] None:

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[4 Points] WhiteBacardi:

best protection is other people, they simply cannot sit and scan all the people flooding through the doors.

Stay in a group of calm innocent looking revelers and look casual and calm yourself and you will be fine

Source: Been doing aus music festivals like this for 7 years.


[3 Points] dervish666:

What are you trying to get in?

Best way is to avoid them altogether, either be crew or make good friends with someone on the crew who will be onsite at least 3-4 days before everyone else.

If what you have is too bulky for insertion then I would stick it very well wrapped in shampoo or similar and hope.

Or you could try going in first without anything and bringing it in later (a day or two later) preferably when 'helping' a mate bring their stuff in.


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[3 Points] MXEMan:

I used to think Australia seemed like a pretty cool place but after hanging out here and listening to stories of their draconian drug policies it seems like it might be even more fucked up than America.


[2 Points] FriendlyDrugAddict:

Shove them up your nose?


[2 Points] goldandguns:

You can't get a vacuum sealer? They're like $15. What about a ball jar?


[2 Points] Hank_Vendor:

you gotta go prison style.......

up that bum-buh-bum bum-bummm


[2 Points] madcuntmcgee:

Show up a couple of hours after the festival opens - usually the best acts aren't til way later anyway. Then you should empty out a cigarette and put your shit in there, put it back in the cigarette packet, and make sure you wear that pack of ciggies high on your body (like in a top pocket or something). When you're going in, try to walk in with a large crowd of people and that way you reduce the likelihood of the dogs even being near you. They like to make a big thing about how they catch everyone with the sniffer dogs on the news every time there's a festival (which, in Perth, is rarely ever anymore, thanks Claremont council) but personally I have never even seen any dogs at a festival and the people at the gate who search you usually don't really give a shit and just ask you to empty your pant pockets, they don't go through any of your stuff.


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[2 Points] wrapyourwilly:

Vac seal drugs, wash, mbb. Buy a stash can off amazon that looks like a legit can of soda. Buy case of dame soda as stash can. Place stash can in side case of soda, reseal with hot glue, place in cooler, profit :)


[2 Points] nothercrazythrowaway:

I've walked straight past multiple dogs and handlers at festivals with about £500 worth of shrooms/weed etc. duct taped up with coffee in between layers of the tape and had it under my balls. pretty sure i was ok.


[1 Points] Smokeyz:

I was under the impression MDMA couldn't be picked up K-9 but I may be wrong? Here in the US they have the K-9 units at music festivals occasionally but it's more of scare tactic. Everyone forms a big circle around the K-9 unit as he's walking by lol.


[1 Points] helooksfederal:

We used to take a packed lunch and whack all the gear in the rolls under the ham, works every year.


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[-2 Points] None:

JESUS PEOPLE, LE ACTIVELY LOOK AT REDDIT! Think about the Intel you have just given to LE. There is a very good reason we don't talk about stealth!