General Information:
*Vendor Name - FattusCatteratus
*Product(s) Purchased - .25g Meth Sample
*Marketplace Used - Blue Sky Marketplace
Shipping (5/5) - I placed my order on a Monday night. Less than an hour after placing my order, I noticed that FC had switched the status of the order from "processing" to "shipped." Moments later, FC sent me a short and friendly message informing me that my package would be mailed the following morning (Tuesday). Upon arrival, I located the tracking number printed on the front of the mailer, which I then looked up online to double-check the date it was dispatched, confirming that it did indeed match up with the date FC had said that the order would be shipped--FC is a man of his word. In total, this priority mail shipment spent four days in transit, arriving in my mailbox Friday mid-morning. This short shipping window exceeded my expectations; I essentially live in Bumfuck, Nowhere, so my orders tend to spend between 5-6 days in transit.
Communication (5/5) - As I mentioned previously, FC messaged me shortly after ordering to thank me for my business and to inform me that my order, although already registering as "shipped," would in fact not go out until the following morning. The message was short, to-the-point, and courteous, and I appreciated that he took the time to send it, especially since my order was so small and inconsequential, profit-wise. This really showed me how FC likely extends his personal brand of friendly customer service and his open approach to communication (with quick turnaround times for responses) to customers across the board. On the whole, our transaction was smooth with no hiccups or issues that would have warranted any additional correspondence--in my mind, an order that goes off without a hitch without the involved parties ever really needing to communicate is the ideal scenario, which earns a perfect score.
Stealth (5/5) - The exterior of the priority mailer appeared professional and unassuming, bearing none of the hallmarks of a so-called "suspicious" parcel. Inside, the contraband contents were packaged securely and were very safely hidden--multi-layered vacuum seals and mbbs were utilized, serving the dual purpose of acting as a visual barrier, as well as ensuring that no suspicious odors could penetrate the plastic). In my experience, this level of stealth is above average.
Product (5/5) - The crystal came slightly overweight (~.30g) and was made up of two large crystals surrounded by a few smaller fragmented crystals--there was no powder in the bag whatsoever. All the crystals were highly transparent and beautiful--no obvious cutting agents or glaring impurities were outwardly visible. The crystals glinted in the light--there was not a single hint of cloudiness in them, just an astounding level of clarity.
This meth is special. Its effects are seemingly tailor-made to my personal specifications; it's as if they cherry-picked the most enjoyable aspects of meth in general and magically emphasized their effects while muting those effects that are negative. For example--in my experiences with most other vendors' crystal, I've found that the resultant euphoria is enjoyable but mostly relegated to the background, while conversely injecting FC's crystal sets in motion a dizzyingly euphoric head-rush that leaves a warm and happy afterglow in its wake--FC's product keeps euphoria at the forefront of one's consciousness. This crystal also produces a very clean high--I didn't feel beleaguered or dirty or emotionally raw like I typically do on methamphetamine. The high hit a powerful crescendo without the accompanying jarring plummet to a devastating low on the comedown--the comedown is a descent so mild and gradual that it's almost unnoticeable, which makes me think I've found the holy grail of crystal meth. FC has definitely jumped to the top of my "favorites" list (tied only with NarcoticsAnonymous).
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