Very strange mailman today..

I have a few packages I'm expecting. A different mailman came 2 hours later than usual with some very sketchy clothes on. A brown hat, with sunglasses. At first I thought it was a Controlled Delivery. I go outside to get the mail, and I hear the mail man talking into a microphone, he said "back it up." He opened up the back of his mail truck and shoveled through all these gray boxes, very sketchy. I waved to him and said hello, he ignored me and kept driving. This is very strange.. I got no package either.


Comments


[86 Points] kohpnyn:

you're waiting for meth aren't you


[69 Points] joustingthesky:

Lure the mailman inside with the promise of sordid sex and homemade chocolate chip cookies, then once he's inside, burn the house down with him in it and move to Ecuador.


[29 Points] CannabisCups:

I'm on acid so I can't tell wether this post is really sarcastic or I'm trippin balls


[21 Points] None:

half the enjoyment of this sub comes from reading people getting sketched out


[15 Points] queryox1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvXyHoX9Evw


[14 Points] TerribleDNMAdvice:

The mailman is smoking your meth.


[13 Points] cactuzx:

P a r a n o I d


[10 Points] Depressionsucksreal:

Update: I'm pretty sure I was just paranoid, and it was just a shy mailman. The microphone part was the thing that was strange to me though, and I can't quite explain why he was talking into it..

Maybe he was on a phone call? Maybe he was talking to his boss, I'm not sure. But I think I'll be fine. I'll update this and tell you if my packages come.

I've had some pretty creepy shit lately though, that's probably why I'm this paranoid. I've had a lot of death threats. Anyways, hopefully my stuff comes tomorrow, or the day after. Cheers


[9 Points] None:

Are you even sure it was a mailman...?


[7 Points] mad87645:

Wait there's a mailman out there that isn't sketchy?


[4 Points] None:

You should get some sleep


[7 Points] Boosie5150:

"You hear the mailman talking into a microphone"

Did you see said microphone?


[3 Points] whothisguy:

If you honestly believe this then clean your house and try to put your computer somewhere else (if you haven't been using tails). Make sure there is nothing incriminating in your place.

If you want. Check out some local attorneys and write down their phone numbers to put in your wallet. You already know not to say anything.

That's all you can do right now. So do this and relax.

I personally think you just saw a different type of mailman. He was probably on the phone with someone. Considering they didn't go to your door , it's not like they would do surveillance like that. Too obvious. Especially if it's personal amounts and not serious weight

I have diff mailmen for my regular mail and then other people deliver amazon packages and stuff.


[2 Points] None:

Don't sign for any packages.


[1 Points] nsgiad:

Brown hat? Ups is brown usps is Grey, red, and blue, FedEx us blue white and red.


[-16 Points] crquestioner:

With the shutdown of CR, many users reporting long delivery times and now this... I think a major federal crackdown could be coming.