Hi my names dnm_cunt! You may remember me from such threads as:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4mdsl4/i_think_i_just_made_a_grave_error_lsd/?
Or perhaps
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3w78t3/a_prayer_for_mxe/
(See top comment)
Anyway I've gotta get this typed quick and hope you'll understand why in a minute.
It's my last night on the island and I'd rather not have to smuggle drugs back into England. So I accidentally slept all day which is a bit of a bummer (could have done with a bit more sun).
I have not much to do tomorrow than get on an airplane and sleep for 14 hours... Oh yeah and go straight to work from the airport.
So I just took 4 tabs of acid, got one left over in case I need it but I have a plan this time.
I took the acid 22:00hrs so I've got all my supplies ready. GoPro, beer, joints, 2 bags of shit Coke, portable speaker, fireworks (!!!) and some snacks.
I'm going to drive to the top of this mountain I've been to a few times. Brand new road, nothing up there. It's just a dead end. Away from everything and an awesome view of both the island and the stars. This ones gonna be trippy...
Hope I can keep you posted. Will take some footage and pics which you may or may not get to see...
Update #1: I'm here, there's a storm brewing over in the distance. Hopefully I get an epic lightning show tonight....
Update #2: These updates will surely get a bit more, shall we say spaced out? Updating while I can. Took the other tab of acid for 2 reasons. 1) I'm feeling it 2) I don't know how much the potency has held up in the conditions they've been kept in. More proof for any haters:
It takes a good 4 minutes to upload a single pic so fuck you and I'll do my best. The storm is coming my way! Awesome!
Update #2.1: fuck I forgot to put the SD card in my GoPro. No trippy firework shots no more :,(.
Update #3: the videos will come tomorrow but this is such an epic experience. Intense flashes lighting up the whole sky from over the mountain. Amazing, tunes are blaring (liquid drum & bass, in case you wondered). Mega mega 5 star amazing.... So trippy getting sudden flashes of intense light....
Strawberry Oreos are awesome by the way.
Update #4: I'm starting to lose it guys. I'll document what I can and update IF I can. But know this: I just sharted so violently I've stunk the mountainside out and had to ditch my boxers. Is this normal or just too much street food? Huehuehue :-/
Update #5: this all getting pretty overwhelming.. The lightning, the music, the nature, the trip. It's become so intense. It's almost too much to take in.... Woah
Okay actually I'm now laughing my ass off at how amazing it is. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bcee - lost and found. Get on my vibes.
Note to self: just keep lookin up at the stars man and that awesome storm going on. Don't go lookin down the scary looking mountain roads for nothin' Also your motorbike is not creeping up on you...
It's pitch black and I'm seeing colours. Must be the LSD
Update #6 I didn't bring enough of these beauties with me http://m.imgur.com/pFqxPcq
I will climb down this fucking mountain to get more of these delicious little packets of joy..
Fred V - paradise
Maduk- roller coaster
Hybrid minds- horizons
Druid- the power
Update #?. FIREWORKS TIME OMG I SHOULDNT BE DOING THIS.
Am currently firing bottle rockets into any direction I've felt negative vibes from, or strange noises...
I now realise I shouldn't be firing fucking rockets everywhere if I'm trying to keep it hush hush. All the dogs in the valley are howling and I've given my position away. Opsec fukd
Maduk - believe (logistics remix)
Jakwob - blinding (hybrid minds remix)
UPDATE: I just realised I have a fucking job!!!! And I took me a while to remember what I actually did for a living. Now I'm like "OH FUCKING YEAH THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DO NORMALLY" I'm laughing my ass off at the reality of reality.... And then there's this side of the spectrum,..
All said and done though how the fuck I'm going navigate this: http://m.imgur.com/B7qbj7K on the way home
"Don't count the days, make the days count"
Update #10?: I made my way back to the hotel.... I've got a flight in 3 hrs so better prepare right?
Now I'm in a hotel room packing my shit all back down to 1 bag of hand luggage. I've got all these drugs I really have no option but to ingest. Or smuggle back through International borders... I know who I'm voting for...
Fred V & Grafix - Ultraviolet
UPDATE #11: This is what I am dealing with right now: http://m.imgur.com/5a7uApt
Thank god for the cocaine...
Hybrid minds - meant to be
ONE LAST UPDATE BEFORE ???
Maduk - Nothing more.
And I think that about ends it for me.
THE MORNING AFTER: I've overslept, looks like I'll be getting a boat off this island now. Good job I left plenty of time to get to Bangkok. Not looking forward to navigating my way around one of the worst places I've ever been - although there were full on riots going on last time I was there. Grenades and shit going off all over the place. That shit was cray...
One last Chang before I depart...
Good vibes your way, if you shoot a fire work from your arse and film it will send you $10.