Alright. I'm not going to go with the table template on this one, as I feel it adds little overall value to the review.
The story starts on Monday, the 8th of August. I was in a city different from my home, and made a 0.5G order of heroin (from landedgypsie - obviously) that should have made it before my leaving (Canada Post promised 2 business days.) Unfortunately, it arrived late Thursday afternoon, by which time I was already 3 hours from this city on my way home. Fuck.
I messaged LG explaining the situation, and inquiring if there was anything he could do for me. I didn't hope for much, especially considering it was my fault entirely, but with the tracking, I hoped he could at least throw in a little something into my next order for 0.25G (all the coins I had left for at this point.) Naturally, he said that, unfortunately, he could not, as this situation was out of his hands: I replied in kind, understanding and promising to plan better in the future, as well as acknowledging the OPSEC risk a RTS poses to him (I did try to see if CP would forward the letter to my home address, to no avail.)
So that was that, and I reluctantly resigned myself to the fact that order was to be a write off (again, with no one else at fault except for myself.) I placed further order for 0.25G of heroin, as mentioned above, on Sunday, the 14th of August with XpressPost shipping. LG marked it shipped on Monday evening, and it arrived, as all my other orders from him (coast-to-coast national), to my rural hometown today, Friday the 19th.
Upon opening the package, I could barely believe what I saw. Not only did he include the 20% bonus sale he had running until the 14th, he also threw in the entire 0.5G of my previous order, bringing the final count to a whooping ~0.85G, along with nearly half a gram "sample" of cocaine I had requested. For anyone with any doubts about LG, I want to say, cross my heart and hope to die, this guy is the realest in the game, and has the best customer service I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with. He compensated me in full for a mistake that he had NOTHING to do with. I'm obviously sending a message to check if I can at least pay for the amount in my next order, as that is a lot for him to send at no cost for something he had no role in, but even if I did, just the fact he would go out of his way like this to ensure I got it sooner than later... I just can't believe how generous and caring LG is.
As for quality, it's right on point, as it is every time. The cocaine is absolute fire (bell-ringers like being hit by a god damn train), and the heroin is, similarly, stupidly potent gear (I recall that it tested at EC in the range of 79%.)
Wrapping things up, I'd really like to recommend anyone with doubts, or even just any newcomers to the DNM in general looking for a solid vendor, LG is the shit, in the best ways possible. He's polite, generous, quick with all he does (same-day shipping if placed before 1 PST, I believe), good OPSEC, and great, GREAT product.
Thanks so much for all you do, /u/landedgypsie. You're a real OG.
I hope they stay around for a long time. Just based on my 2 small orders from them and the little communication I've had with them, they are a great vendor. Just all around top notch.