Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[8 Points] ikebuck:

Any info on when TMG is gonna be open for new account registrations?


[5 Points] buckminsterb:

I've been studying up for the past six weeks or so as I decide whether or not I'm going to start selling my wares on the DNMs.

What's the safest way to go about purchasing stamps/postage? I see a lot of vendors offer tracking but how do you do that without compromising your identity?

I would think slapping a bunch of pre-purchased stamps on a package would be a tad bit suspicious when done frequently, but then again, I'm the one asking questions on Moronic Monday. ;)


[3 Points] SuperBlueV:

Why doesn't law enforcement pretend to be a vendor, receive an order or two from X and Y, get a warrent to search X and Y's houses on suspicion of possessing whatever they ordered, search houses, find illegal substances, jail X and Y?


[3 Points] nigimi:

Thinking about buying mdma from a reputable seller. Should i still test it?


[3 Points] le_dustsucker:

Does the weight listed on the DNMs reflect the actual weight?

Like if someone were to order 1 gram of coke, would 1.0 grams arrive?

As I understand it buying on the street the "gram" usually comes in underweight say 0.6g.

Which would then make the prices actually pretty reasonable


[3 Points] EDCO:

Does anyone know if Coinrnr accept debit cards? I have a Visa. I used to use Coin.mx but I've been hearing some real sketchy shit lately and also fuck that 7% fee.

EDIT: I just tried registering but I got denied? How does that work? I put in all my correct details such as address, name, location, last 4 of my ssn, and when I hit agree to terms I got denied. How the hell am I supposed to make an account to buy BTC then?

EDIT 2: Since BlueViking seems to have taken down all of his listings for his new shop, is there any other vendors that sell same-quality 'cid and are domestic to the US? price is a pretty big one for me as well.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] ewybradyy:

Never ordered before but might in the future, my question is about bitcoins. If i ordered it would be small amounts, therefore buying 1 BTC isn't necessary, is there a way of transferring a set amount of GBP or USD into BTC purely for one transaction? And if not, can you buy BTC in increments such as 0.1?


[2 Points] question7771:

When I send my tumbled bitcoins to an anonymous wallet should I be worried about enabling javascript? Can it somehow threaten my anonymity? Because the wallets I use won't allow me to login unless I enable scripts.


[2 Points] Durbanpoisen:

Ahhh another question very noobish but ive had problems with it so please help me eliminate any head achs, i cant get bitcoins!! I can but its not easy!! Is there any easy way to obtain bitcoins?


[1 Points] DrAcula1431:

any vendors do adderall and molly to brazil?


[1 Points] texas1126:

is there anywhere to get fireworks? like the legit kind not the lame ones here in maryland where its basically just a fountain.


[1 Points] Treuth:

If your offered a resend from a package that hasn't arrived, is it typical to only recieve half order despite paying for a full one?


[1 Points] meanjoe75:

What vendor has good domestic cocaine?


[1 Points] shehulksmash815:

how I can get started with my own account and PGP? I'm ready to do this on my own instead of having a friend do it


[1 Points] throwaway0909123:

Who are some good US domestic vendors for small quantities of benzos? Mainly for occasional anxiety relief, not recreation.


[1 Points] Durbanpoisen:

This may be the dumbest question but i am having a hard time building any trust with anyone on the deep web and all im looking for is a trusted dealer for counterfeit goods like shoes watches or better yet some super notes, ive been scammed ounce and dont wanna be scammed again so how do i go about finding my fake goods?


[1 Points] europe120:

I want to order some ectasy pills from overseas not a lot just 10-20 what are the chances if it gets caught in customs coming into australia from germany or the netherlands and if it does get seized what will happen to me?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] BeerPen:

Is there an easy way to search for vendor reviews on this subreddit?