Details | |
_Vendor: | [TheHappyGuy] |
_Market: | [Evolution] |
_Product: | [Customer 1LB Listing of Cannabis] |
_Shipped from: | [USA] |
_Shipped to: | [USA] |
_Required FE: | [PARTIAL FE AGREED UPON] |
_Vacuum Sealed: | [YES] |
_Decoy: | [NO] |
_Handwriting: | [YES] |
Rating | |
_Communication: | [10] / 10 |
_Stealth: | [7] / 10 |
_Shipping time: | [8] / 10 |
_Price value: | [10] / 10 -- $2490 |
_Aesthetics: | [10] / 10 |
_Weight: | [8] / 10 |
_Quality: | [10] / 10 |
_Transaction: | [10] / 10 |
_Vendor: | [10] / 10 |
_Drug: | [10] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [93] / 100 |
Let me first start by saying fuck V and K. Those cum dumpsters deserve the worst for ruining the business of dozens of amazing vendors. It's individuals like them that ruin the notion of community and the idea of a safer way to obtain the substances (illicit or otherwise) that people desire.
Moving forward, I am writing this review both on my own freewill and at the request of TheHappyGuy. I am hoping that this review will serve as a reminder that the world moves on and those of us without the power to do anything need not dwell. That said, I would also like to give my applause to TheHappyGuy for being such an incredible vendor. This guy is truly one of a kind and, despite the amount of business he does, one of the most communicable vendors I have ever had the pleasure of doing business with. Him and I have conversed many times over the last week and he is very much a genuine human being...that alone makes him worthy of your business.
So regarding our transaction, we came to an agreement that, because of our absence of business relations prior, 50% of the order would be FE and the remaining 50% would be escrow. This transaction occurred only days before the exit scam so unfortunately none of that money would ever be seen. The fact that this arrangement was so willingly made had me scratching my head but after talking for several hours back and forth over the course of the next few days, I had come to accept that this guy is as real as it gets. He is one of us.
The shipping was a little delayed but that is no fault of THG. The order was shipped and received in 6 days...5 business days total. I was a little alarmed as this was my first order, I had FE'd, and I had never seen a domestic order take this long but THG was more than understanding and provided me updates every single time I asked. He actually left his location to go off-site (to maintain OpSec) just to check on my order and reassure me that it was on the way.
After receiving the LB package (in one box) I opened it to discover two large, MBB bags that contained the products. I ordered the following products and THG was more than happy to oblige:
High Quality
•Grapefruit Diesel x4oz
•Bubblicious x1oz
•Pink Lemonade x1oz
•Blue Dream x1oz
•Mango x1oz
Middle Quality
•Bubba Trainwreck x4oz
•MK Ultra x4oz
He said so long as my choices were in 1oz quantities he was happy to help. This was INCREDIBLE to me as I had never encountered a vendor with such incredible patience and cooperation. His kindness knows no bounds and while this may sound a bit exaggerated, I truly mean it. His customer service is on par with GrandpaJoe's prior to his business boom and in some aspects even exceeds it.
Every last bit of the product I received was immaculate. I could not have asked for better product. The half pound of Bubba Trainwreck and MK Ultra was gone before I could get pictures of it but it was every bit as dank as what you would find from USDank and I would say even better in regards to trim. ALL of the nugs were extremely well manicured and fat. I did not receive any shake and the smallest nugs I received were 0.5g. It is EXCELLENT for resale and I cannot overstate that enough. This is a great smoke with great smell and a worthy bag appeal.
GRIPES
Because I feel it would devalue my review I would like to take a bit of time to discuss the issues that I had with this order (none of which are absolute deal breakers all things considered).
Shipping: First off, the hand-written label...I am not entirely privy as to why this is looked down upon but I have heard it leads to heavier scrutiny by the postal system. The handwriting was neat and legible so I honestly don't mind but if this is adding any risk whatsoever (which is what I have read) I have to take a couple points off for that. The third point that was taken off was for the entire order being shipped in one package. I have also read that packages over 13oz receive additional scrutiny. This could have been circumvented by simply staggering the order but I am appreciative all the same. I do not personally mind either of these things but because I feel like a review is suppose to be critical that leaving these aspects disregarded would be unfair. In regards to the shipping time, I truly believe the delay to be the fault of USPS but being that there is no certainty in my assumption, I felt it necessary to deduct points from shipping. Again, this does not bother me in the slightest but it was initially concerning.
Weight: This is the only legitimate gripe I personally have in this transaction. I received a little under 15oz as the 1oz of Mango was completely omitted from the order. Remember when I said THG was one of us? By that, I meant that he is a human capable of error. When I contacted him about this he immediately asked for my encrypted address so as to make it up to me by sending out the Mango. I failed to mention to him that all of the high quality strains (with the exception of the Pink Lemonade) were under by about 0.5g but with the recent Evolution exit scam and him not actually receiving half of the money I sent him...I couldn't ethically ask for compensation. In fact, I didn't even mention it to him because I would personally find it insulting to do so. I marked a couple points off on the weight for these reasons but the vendor was more than willing to make things right even though he didn't even receive all of the money I sent as payment. That is truly the mark of an outstanding vendor.
What I've Tried
Now I know a review sucks without pictures so I have taken care of that at the bottom but I also know that reviews without "high reports" are also lacking. Unfortunately, I will have to wait on those reports from my peers but I have sampled the Blue Dream, Grapefruit Diesel, and Pink Lemonade and can say without a doubt that this is the best product I have smoked since Caliconnect's indoor in the SR1 daze. The aesthetic is only matched by the product's potency. It's honestly a little TOO much for me and I dab DAILY. Vaping this shit just gets me too blazed. Everything smells exactly how it should and looks exactly how it should. This is the real deal folks. The Blue Dream was fruity. The Grapefruit Diesel was....weird as fuck really...I cannot describe it too well. It smelled like a mixture of grapefruits and...cat urine? He had told me beforehand that this was some funk and it really is. The Pink Lemonade smelled EXACTLY like pink lemonade. In regards to potency of the three, the Blue Dream is the strongest and the Pink Lemonade is the most mild with the Grapefruit Diesel sitting somewhere in the middle. Let me just clarify that when I say mild I mean half a bowl was STILL getting me to a solid [7].
TL;DR (PICS OR GTFO):
~~~~~~~~ Blue Dream: ~~~~~~~~
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1j
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA17
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1F
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1d
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1i
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1H
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1P
~~~~~~~~ Pink Lemonade: ~~~~~~~~
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1Y
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1E
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1S
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1A
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1O
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1U
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1p
~~~~~~~~ Bubblicious: ~~~~~~~~
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1r
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1x
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1z
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1K
~~~~~~~~ Grapefruit Diesel: ~~~~~~~~
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA16
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1Q
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1B
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1T
http://www.anony.ws/image/DA1W
Now this is a fucking review. best review ive seen so far good work OP