Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[19 Points] Coinbase-Throwaway:

/u/Trappy_Pandora is an undercover federal agent.

Also, AlphaBay is a total shit show. Oh wait, that one is for "Factual Friday".


[10 Points] -Floofy:

I think my mom wants me to move out of the basement, I overheard her talking to the cat.


[11 Points] None:

I've read some speculation that Nucleus is based in Russia, but I'm not sure exactly what that is based on. But what I am sure of is that there's some English-as-a-second language people involved. I mean they post this on profiles: "I have no PGP, because I am not concerned in my account security. When I will be concerned, I will add my PGP and turn 2-FA on in Settings. With 2-FA no phishing has a chance." Call the EFL police, we've got a live one. But I think a better, not really based on anything theory is that Nucleus is not based in Russia, but in Transnistria. At the very least, if it isn't, then it should be. Who the hell is going to get at them there? If you were a state that didn't really exist, how would you make money?

Nucleus is a project of the Transnistrian mafia/government (not really a difference) for a bit of extra cash to supplement their human trafficking income.


[9 Points] AlphaProb:

Abraxas is exit scamming RIGHT NOW.


[6 Points] swimpappy:

DrXanax is Slablabs. Vendor_BBMC is SuperSpeedBros, and he doesn't make meth at all. Total social engineering going on up in here.


[3 Points] coffeencreme:

Alpha bay is Evo reincarnated.


[3 Points] octomarvel:

Cream is really bull jizz.


[1 Points] None:

Tinfoil Tuesday is not on the sticky any more because it is a plot to abolish Tuesdays all together. But wait, if there is going to be one less day of the week now, does that mean my packages will always get here a day early, or a day late? Or if it was supposed to come on a Tuesday before Tuesday disappeared, will it not come at all?

It's ok, Tuesday is SHITE anyway. Bye Bye, Tuesday!