[Interest Check] Domestic Cucumbers Australia

Hey guys, I'm cucumbersAU, the (potentially) first cucumber vendor on the DNMs. I strive to provide the freshest, juiciest cucumbers Australia has ever seen. I've been a long time buyer of cucumbers but had never really looked into selling until I found out about the DarkNetMarkets.

If you guys have any suggestions or questions, feel free to ask!


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[30 Points] None:

I'm off the cucumbers mate

been off them 2 months and counting

i'm not going back to that life

starts out fun and they do get you seriously fucked up

but eventually it messes your life up

wrecks your body and your mind


[15 Points] bigfondue:

What strain are we talking here? Your standard gherkin, or something more exotic like a burpless hybrid? Indoor or out? Hydro or soil?


[8 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

Careful his Chinese shipper might send people acytl fentanyl (this joke never gets old does it)


[8 Points] lickcunt2:

This is Monsanto shill theese shits are genetically modified stay far away from this vendor


[6 Points] tpsmc:

Last time I ordered cucumbers all I got was a bag of sand. it wasn't even cucumber crumbs, I tasted it, and it was mother fucking sand.


[5 Points] randomthroowawayyfoe:

Will you set up bulk listings? Many of my watermelon customers are interested in high quality cucumbers, because the melons here are cut to shit with Acetyl Fentanyl. Also, some different strains would be nice. I would definitely order from you, if you ship super stealthy and the price is good! How long would shipping take to South Africa and do you think it makes it through customs?

Edit: Just seen it is only domestic :(


[5 Points] justusesearch:

I've been waiting for someone like you for ages. I'm so fed up buying cucumbers from my local supermarket where everyone looks at me thinking "I bet he's gonna shove that bad boy straight up his arse when he gets home!"


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] meantocows:

Oh fuck i really wouldnt mind eating some cucumber slives right now. Its not every day that browsing DNMs makes me hungry.


[3 Points] segviol:

Just FE'd, will update later


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

In jail we had to cut the banana and cucumbers in half before serving to the female pop. Maybe you will have a market for lonely housewives or female prisoners.


[2 Points] None:

Nice try, LE. I am not going to admit my fondness for cucumbers to you!

However, SWIM loves them, especially with a little salt.


[2 Points] seadawgmanx:

will it dissolve fully in cold water, or am I going to need to add a little citric acid? will you be offering a small sample pack so that I can get some testing done?


[2 Points] PinkHorsey:

are they good for shoving up the ass?


[2 Points] drimilr:

i dunno, this sounds like you're just gherk-in my chain.


[2 Points] redditsucksass420:

What's long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumbers. Think about it if you don't get it.


[1 Points] CocaineNose:

i hate cucumbers, but I love dills.


[1 Points] hhahahahahahh88:

he may sound like hes joking but he could be talking about holothurians sea (cucumbers). the asians pilfer the coral reefs and pacific islands. Its a multi-million(or billion?) black market trade and is comparable to abalone poaching or shark finning. personally the traders should be lined up and shot


[1 Points] procowtipper:

Do you have any bundles that come with ranch?


[1 Points] captaincanada84:

This is the best post, and thread in the history of this sub


[1 Points] pmarroquin:

Yeah bro! It's like you say a good cucumber will never harm you, it's so nutritious for the soul, looking forward to try from your crop! GV!


[1 Points] huzibizi:

Do you ship to Europe?


[1 Points] myotheraccount4666:

I would hate to be the drug mule that smuggles these in on an international flight.


[0 Points] whiteniggz:

i've never tried cucumbers or pickes.

Not sure what to search for either, i tried google for 'cucumbers trip' and 'cucumber dug' and i dont think anything useful turned up. do you have any pictures or links?


[0 Points] jakelokomomonosdo:

Hey if this isnt a joke you should know that this sub is mostly junkies and they rarely eat.


[0 Points] myotheraccount4666:

aside from normal cucumbers... Perhaps you can offer a Clinton-dipped cucumber?


[0 Points] ChewyTheSheep:

Not a big cucumber fan but if you got any avocados and can get them through to Aus I'm deffo interested.