Alphabay has begun planning the victory party at our HQ in Moscow. We will extend invites to all drugs and one lucky drug dealer.
What are your plans for when drugs win the War on Drugs?
Alphabay has begun planning the victory party at our HQ in Moscow. We will extend invites to all drugs and one lucky drug dealer.
[202 Points] crushdudes:
[120 Points] JesusDoesLSD:
I wanna start my own legal crack business & label it "Crack Daniels".
[73 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:
Personally, I plan to go to the Walgreens pharmacy and buy a 10 gram sack of MDMA manufactured by Merck.
[58 Points] pingobingodingo:
Buy LSD crystal and use it as glitter in my Christmas cards
[36 Points] samwhiskey:
Just trip and smoke weed.
[29 Points] RedditAccount28:
IM GONNA FINALLY BE ABLE TO TELL EVERYONE ON THIS SUB THAT IM GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22 Points] cryptictryptich:
Thinking of starting my own weed business with a signature product spiked with carfentanil, I will call it, "Carfent Kush," maybe I'll make another one laced with meth called "Death Shard"
Oh the possibilities...
[21 Points] None:
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[19 Points] kspmatt:
do drugs?
[9 Points] alphagaysupport:
The exact same thing that I do now buy instead of using alphabay to get my drugs I'll just go to the corner store
[9 Points] murderhomelesspeople:
I plan to start talking about my drug use in public like a normal should be able to. I don't want to hide shit, wait to talk or be a different person at work. I'll still hide it from my mom though she don't need to know that shit.
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[9 Points] None:
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[4 Points] MistressTab:
do drugs
[3 Points] whoiiinvitedthisguy:
Live the life the way it's supposed to be lived
[3 Points] None:
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[3 Points] None:
A parade through Times Square, maybe some champagne
[3 Points] lord_of_tits:
I will pour 10 gallons of lsd into the water supply.
[2 Points] kernunnos77:
Petition the Hague for reparations in the form of pizza and tacos.
[2 Points] None:
Did I miss something?
[2 Points] sicfuq:
do the next drugs that arn't illegal yet.
[2 Points] hulkedbenzoboss-dnm:
Am i invited, comrade?
[1 Points] DreNimation:
The same thing Im doing now. Reaching for the stars and finding the inner me so I can become one with me.
[1 Points] BigOlBarb087:
Buy more drugs. Sell more drugs
[1 Points] c3ntrifuge:
Start COOKIN!
[1 Points] robynbanxx:
Finally go out of business
[1 Points] MollieIsYourFriend:
I got a right to be hostile...my people been persecuted!!
[1 Points] ThatTmoGuy:
All of them
[1 Points] None:
To quote The Wire:
Det. Ellis Carver: You can't even call this shit a war.
Det. Thomas Hauk: Why not?
Det. Ellis Carver: Wars end.
[1 Points] swainsmatee:
Get clean. Always my plan. Never happens for long.
[1 Points] vagrantmigrant:
I'm going to fly to Moscow to give you a hug, you made my life so much better with your service. Then, I'm going to go find SapioWax and kick it with him
[1 Points] DiamorphineKorean:
Make a heroin cult that focuses on cultivating the best heroin. I'd pay my followers in H but work them like slaves. I'll call it the golden baptist temple.
Wait, war on drugs means war against drugs?
Fuck. I need to sober up and get out of Afghanistan.