GreenLeafLabs -- this is their profile on Trade Route. Note: it's not entirely filled in, I'm reaching out to them to see what market they'll land on, if any at all, or what will be the best way to contact them in the future.
Also worth noting: this review is a couple of months old now, many things changed on the DNM scene, and this was initially for a different market... thanks for understanding.
[Vendor Review] - GreenLeafLabs
Decided to do a little bit of strain reviewing, mostly interested in comparing three of the newer strains that have come along recently. These are sourced through one of my favorite cannabis product vendors: GreenLeafLabs. The thing is: they've always been super reliable and professional, and you just can't beat that extra edge of quality. Other vendors should take note of the difference it makes to feel like you're being treated by pros.
Another reason I chose GreenLeafLabs for this go-round is to attempt to minimize the number of variables present. Meaning to say: all three strains are procured through the same source/distribution, greatly increasing the chances that the quality level will be consistent among the samples tried.
The three strains I'm reviewing are:
- ChemDawg
- Fire OG
- Skywalker OG
From their About section
"GreenLeafLabs provides the best, organically grown, medical-grade, chemist-tested, marijuana that you can get. Oregon has a well-deserved reputation for having the best marijuana strains and growing practices in the world. We get our product from a number of small, experienced organic growers. Since all of our growers also sell to medical dispensaries, our product is always tested for potency and contaminents before it goes to market. You can't get quality like this from large operators; it's like getting food from your local Farmer's Market versus getting it from Walmart. Try us out, you won't be disappointed!
"GreenLeafLabs also provides the best, medical-grade, chemist-extracted, marijuana concentrates that you can get. Oregon has a well-deserved reputation for being on the cutting edge of marijuana concentrate production. We get our product directly from the chemists that extract it. Since our chemists also sell to medical dispensaries, our product is as potent (in terms of THC %), and as free from contaminents, as you can find anywhere."
Below is their "Weed Grading Scale". I have mixed feelings on this, but it's pretty commonplace, so nonetheless, here it is:
"Grade B+ = Low Cost for your budget, decent weed that won't burn a hole in your wallet. Grade A+ = Mid Quality, High end Outdoor usually the best band for your buck. Grade AA+ = High Quality Medical Grade, Pungent smell and taste very potent high THC content. Grade AAA+ = Top Shelf Supreme Indoor, Hydroponic Fire, Bright Green Sticky Icky, of the Highest THC Content"
The Strains
Now it's time for the strains themeselves. Some of this data comes from www.leafly.com. Please be certain to check that site/service out, guys; from what I can tell, it's a standup source of good, legitimate date on cannabis strains. The rest of this data is personal observation and review, and all of the pictures were taken by Yrs Trly.
ChemDawg
ChemDawg is a known motherfucker, and this batch was no exception. It's very heady and very stoning. Your mouth will be completely parched, so you definitely want to keep drinks on hand for this high. It's not a couchlock, which I mostly prefer, though somewhat I've grown fond of some of the Afghanistan-based indicas lately.
ChemDawg is a straight up sativa, and you can tell. GreenLeafLabs did a great job curing these bad boys, with many of the nugs coming from some beutiful colas. Definitely something to fire up for inspiration.
I will say however... I don't love the name, "ChemDawg". Sounds like a reject from Cypress Hill, lol.
Pics
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Fire OG
The FireOG I found to be a really well balanaced and hearty hybrid bud, indica dominant. It's true in line with other OGs in its qualitative effects, but unlike other indica-dominant hybrids, I didn't feel like this one led to lethargy. Instead, it was a good headspace for an indica. Something good for the evening time, not something I necessarily wanted to rip at the beginning of the day.
I found its effects to be best at night time, right before dinner especially. To me, this was a definte bud to be toked right before a delicious meal.
The terpenes on it where beautiful and intact under the microscope. It's telling that GLL is a more-than competant operation. Your uncle bob knows a thing or two about growing, and the variety of strains they produce is impressive in that in show mastery of several distinct growing methods.
Pics
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Skywalker OG
Ok now the Skywalker was definitely my favorite of the three I tested out, and this surprised me. Once again, I was sort of expecting a ho-hum OG strain, particularly given that the Fire OG scrambled my egg brains. But this Skywalker was ... to paint a picture ... Kirk Gibson hitting the game-winning homerun in the bottom of the 9th inning, bases loaded, in the 1988 World Series.
Pics
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And I will update this review as soon as I hear back from GLL. Stay tuned.
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