Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[13 Points] mad87645:

Which is your favourite early Green Day song and why is it Basket Case?


[7 Points] StrictlyForResearch:

I'm a veteran to DNM's, I started ordering on SR1 in 2011. The whole time I've used these marketplaces I have never tumbled my coins; I have always sent them directly to my market wallet. Spread out over 4 years I have probably spent >$10k (all personal use). Obviously I am still untouched but occasionally paranoia nags my mind. Is it really necessary to tumble coins? I have heard conflicting opinions on the matter as some say that using a tumbler does not provide the anonymity generally believed and that the native tumbler on markets is sufficient.

My thought on it has always been that there is no way for any LE to determine what specifically was purchased, just that coins were sent to a marketplace. I may be an exception here because I order legal RC's among other things off the markets. Besides this one issue, my OpSec is top notch (Tails, sourcing BTC, etc)

Thoughts?

Edit: I am very happy with the responses I've gotten on this so far. I thought I should clarify that although I usually stick to RC's these days, the first 2 years of purchases were often scheduled substances.


[6 Points] XeroxSnowman:

Why is it dangerous to combine amphetamine/methamphetamine with Viagra? I hate shrunken dick when tweaking.


[5 Points] Anythang_you_wont_:

This may be a very stupid question but where in the world do I find a decent vendor on a decent website for some acid I can resell.

I am struggling with these sites going down or I am unable to register.

How the hell do I join agora? I just want to buy some drugs and I didn't think it would be this complicated. I have to wait for agora to join?! How long?!


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] Psychaddicted:

What's the longest a domestic US order took to get to u, first class?


[3 Points] okokoktttt:

Should I still be worried about LE if I ordered from Colorado, however he left?


[2 Points] None:

Do hookers accept bitcoin?


[2 Points] Cdr1:

Noob here. I know it is recommended to never use Mac OS. If I'm planning on ordering rc's and low quantities of psychedelics would I be taking a huge risk?


[2 Points] footlockervip:

When did the farmers market get shut down? That was my favorite site and I placed an order on 8/4/2009 and i dont know if it shipped or is still pending. now the link wont work and i need a reship. also i want my paypal money back. OVD is gone too :(

Lol jk obviously. anyone remember the farmers market? That shit blew my mind when i first saw it. and it blew it harder when i realized it was real. it was only weed k and lsd / mushrooms though.

ym friend was dead set silk road was the first of its kind but he just tuned into this whole scene 2 years ago.. he has no idea how it was back then and how the RC scene was. Ive been in the game since 2005 and its changed so much. Everythin gwas much more coveted back then in terms of e-mail sources etc..

I still have my safe or scam account and its goin strong!!

man shit was so much better during the farmers market days - i only used it for ketamine but during that era id order the most ballin mephedrone off clearnet and get it shipped overnight and i completely switched from heroin/cocaine to heroin/mephedrone.

that was the best drug ever and i never find it anymore.

do any us vendors sell even halfway legit mephedrone? i would choose that over cocaine, mdma, meth, any day. mdma is better but you cant abuse it like mephedrone. id binge on that shit hard and it would barely loose its luster


[2 Points] huntokartography:

Why is it when one of the most common sites goes down, the other most popular ones go down (often withing minutes) as well. LIke this recent one. BB and Middle Earth and Ag and Nucleas- ALL down. Do they shuit down when one of them figures out a security threat then warn the others? Is it a weirder explanation?


[2 Points] queenpie:

I just recently finished some mdma I got from Rebel Alliance and I was just recently checking out Whiteyford's vendor page. How's Whiteyford's brown sugar MDMA? Rebel Alliance's MDMA is good but I find it pretty mellow and I was looking for some mdma that gives me energy and want to be super talkative. Any suggestions?


[2 Points] Moran222:

Why T•chka Free Market doesn't on marketplace list?


[2 Points] shoelace120:

Handwritten labels on DNM packages...good or bad idea or does it not really matter. I mentioned it to one well known vendor and was told "Handwritten labels are actually harder to profile". Yay or nay?


[2 Points] kittycan:

Whats the best vendor or marketplace to buy precursors


[2 Points] Lovelydrugs:

How long does a ddos attack usually last?

Transferred my coins and then the site goes down and was hoping to get my shit for the weekend


[2 Points] None:

Do you guys think LE read this forum and get super pissed that we talk about drug use in the open?


[2 Points] BigSmileyFace:

Say where I live there is no one that does cash for bitcoins. What's the next safest way to obtain bitcoins anonymously?


[2 Points] None:

Why does Agora hate me?


[2 Points] dmthrow13:

Anyone know of a good source for methylone?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] throawah22:

looking to get incontact with notthepoppa. can anyone help


[2 Points] u3565572:

  1. what are anon visa gift cards I can buy? everything I look at requires my fullz to activate

  2. where are VOIP providers that support SMS I can use to activate online services that require a phone #?


[2 Points] DNMnewbie:

What do you guys do for shipping? Where do you guys get it sent to? Do you guys get it shipped to your house, or use an empty house, or what?


[2 Points] ILoveTurds69:

Can someone suggest a reliable alternative to Agora?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

Who is a great and reliable LSD vendor? That is currently available to order from?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] SearchingforaCure:

Will we ever get a non bunk 6-APB vendor in existence again? I know I'm not the only person on here who would pay relatively high bucks for a freaking 8 hour roll. Anybody want to start this up again and find themselves making a shit ton pot of money?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Sheogorath99:

Stupid questions incoming

What IS the "darknet"? A place to buy drugs/anything else illegal?

What else is there besides illegal drugs/products/etc.?

How do you reach the "darknet"? (sorry for the quotes, the only time I've heard of the "darknet" outside of the internet was on some stupid fucking CSI-esque show and I just thought to myself "yes, yes -- the producers know shit about the internet and or absolutely anything" and blew thought it a stupid ass myth)

What is there to know? I read a comment on hear was asking something about his something or another that was keeping him anonymous. So you need protection (I suppose hiding would be a more accurate word) when using the dark web?

Thank you so much for your help on my stupid ass questions, and sorry for posting late


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] hdouhsd:

Earlier last night I deposited BTC into Nucleus, and this morning I notice it is still not there. So i check blockchain, and blockchain shows 60+ confirmations for my deposit going through early this morning. Then there is another transaction with my BTC going to a separate address. So i check Nucleus and find that I have two new feedbacks for "paypal" accounts which I never purchased. The amount equals what I deposited, but I have no virus/keyloggers, my 2-FA was on, and I changed my deposit address before sending. I have attached screenshots. I have contacted Nucleus Support multiple times and have received no response, and have decided that my best route was to come to this subreddit to seek out some answers (And hopefully get my BTC back).

https://www.anony.ws/image/Dzsj https://www.anony.ws/image/Dzs7


[1 Points] Praynurd:

I'm kinda a noob to DNM, and I read through part of the FAQ's, but I was wondering what the cheapest venderpay marketplace is so I could start selling netflix/minecraft/crunchyroll/spotify/etc accounts at :-)


[1 Points] haroldtheslutbag:

How to make Xanax? Like the cheapest/easiest way whilst still maintaining good quality. Thanks


[1 Points] None:

Can anyone recommend a good bitcoin exchange sites besides Coinbase, Circle, or LocalBTC?


[1 Points] samikaye2406:

I know it's not Monday but I need help! New to all this, just moved to a new state and I need to order some supplies.


[1 Points] GeneralStarkk:

Anybody got there pack from panda express, most people didnt get a pack the last 2 weeks from him


[1 Points] Publicenemy0123:

Need some direction to good vendors who can get shit into Australia, anyone with any experience please point me in the right direction as australian customs is anal


[0 Points] iAlpha700:

If I started saving up my shit and keeping it in jars for a while until I get a nice collection, do you think I could advertise shipping to Uganda and Zimbabwe and export dat jenkem for phat stackz?


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] ahooawayfiend:

Edit: When getting BTC to the market, how good is this OPSEC? And is it illegal to use tumbers in US?

Coinbase (connected to bank) > Bitmixer.io (tumber) > Anonymous Wallet > Marketplace


[-1 Points] thisismy1staccount:

Yea I got a question. Is there any good market thats actually up? FFS!!!