[Vendor Review] - Lifecare - 0.5g Heroin #4 - 50% off. Also Heizzenberg, Mr. Escala, TWS

Firstly, I prefer a narrative-only syle for reviews. Apologies if this bothers anyone.

Disclosure

Bought some #4 H from LifeCare with his 50% off sale. I think it's important to note that my account only has 1 other review which is also LifeCare. Also, they are both positive reviews. In the end it's your responsibility to determine how much stock you place in each review.

I'm also going to leave a couple of short reviews for some other vendors.

Purchased 1/2 g #4 heroin from LifeCare on Alphabay.

*Shipping * Ordered on sunday, marked shipped monday morning, on my doorstep on saturday. This was approximately in line with previous orders. It was a standardized shipping package (I'm not sure if saying the specific type is against the rules?), no handwritten label. I tried feeling through the outside of the package to see if I could detect anything fishy but nada. As per usual, the ninja-grade stealth is real. I've had good experiences with Lifecare all-around, but as I've said before, his stealth is what keeps me coming back. MBB, decoy.

Communication I typically don't communicate more than absolutely necessary with vendors, but during comms he has been polite, usually gets back to me within the day at most, or usually within a few hours. Comms could be faster I guess, but personally I prefer fewer comms than more comms. It's more important for a vendor to be professional / understandable.

Product - Appearance
Disclaimer - I have never done H before this event. I do have significant experience in other opiates. I have zero acquired tolerance. Hopefully, despite my lack of experience with H, my assessment of the product will still be useful to others. All route-of-administration was via insufflation, I'm not down with the IV. I don't have a scale however bag appears at minimum 0.5g, perhaps over. Color was that off white with a little brown. Came in 2 chunks, very little free powder. The rocks were the hard type that like to spray like a claymore mine when you go to crush 'em. I have no idea how it should look, maybe somebody can chime in and educate me on this.

Usage Report

Please note that this section, although mostly true is not meant to be take overly seriously. I just had fun writing it.

My lady friend was in town and we were hanging out. She isn't really into drugs, but she gave me the green light while she sipped on some wine. So, early-on into the night I slipped into the bathroom and did a small key-bump. No burn whatsoever, to me it had a mild faint pleasant smell which reminded me slightly of coke. Granted, no idea what it should smell like. I didn't know what to expect for how long it should take to onset, but 10 mins or so I had only the traces of a buzz. I decided to dose, this time wit two keys. Mind you these were all small bumps. I know that OD is a risk, I believe it is less of a risk with snorting rather than IVing, but I still wanted to be careful especially since I have 0 tolerance. Also immediately I began to feel a sensation as if there were a proverbial tidal-wave of highness gathering force towards me in slow-mo. I figured that was the 1st dose still coming on. As I was leaving the bathroom and tried to speak to my lady, I became aware that I was talking like my mouth was filled with peanut butter. At that point in the night things started to pick up a bit. Because I just then remembered that I really need to go Target, but during the excitement of the night had forgotten.

THERE WAS STILL TIME.

At this point I was pretty high, feeling playful like a little kid, so there was a melodramatic race-against-time game to try to get to Target (she was driving, sober, nothing illegal in car obvi) before the drugs got a hold on me. Don't judge, it was a fun little tribute to Hunter S. Thompson. Of course, my lady friend had forgotten her keys. In the dark & chilling silence just outside my front I brooded, "Oh the nerve! Losing the keys at a time like this, that or the other!" But I soon forgot about all that noise, because my consciousness was bitch-slapped with fact that somebody may-or-may-not have stolen my leg bones. With an athletic slumping action I made urgent utilization of the stairway railing.

As I was now corralling my gumby legs like a herd of lively reindeer, I made my ascent. At the summit, I chastised my legs for goofing off, and mentioned that in exchange for their cooperation they might get a Happy-Meal for lunch. This seemed to work, and I eventually made it to the car, and I leaned onto the car with my palms. Now feeling ashamed, I let my head hang low, for at no point did I ever have any intention of actually buying a Happy Meal. And so I stood there to rest. And by rest I mean surprise vomit, making sure to skilfully catch the tip of one foot with direct stream while the splatter created a wonderful speckling effect on the side of her car. btw, she never found out about the speckling Later I was told that I then glanced up to my friend, with half-lidded eyes, a toothy grin, and by all accounts looking in absolute shambles, and mumbled "Why are we going to Target again?."

TL:DR - Noob here accidentally got pretty stoned and had a great time.

After that I continued to feel wonderful despite intermittent nausea, although I couldn't really keep down fluids. That was somewhat concerning because it lasted for several hours and I was a little worried about dehydration. However, I felt great and we just hung out and had a great time, good conversations, etc.

Just for reference, the most Rx opiate I've taken in one dose was I believe 45mg oxycodone, IR obviously, and that experience was nowhere near as intense. Perhaps that frame of reference will be useful.

My guess, however, is that the potency is extremely high.

Overall - LifeCare is a standup vendor, great stealth, great products, great reputation. This H was at an exceptional price on sale. Although I see that today he has dropped his discount to 25% off instead of 50%. Would buy again.

Mr. Escala - 1 G Meth - Purchased over a month ago. His customer service, communications, shipping speed and stealth were all adequate or above. However his product was terrible. Had a floral smell. I'm nearly 100% certain there was no actual meth in the product and I was shipped me epsom salts.

Heizzenberg - 1 G Meth, 0.25 g fish scale coke - Purchased over a month ago. I remember his comm to be short and to the point, but professional. He does seem to take about 1 day to get back to messages though. His stealth was basic but adequate. His meth is the best I've ever had, but pricy. Totally worth it tho in my opinion. Unfortunately I can't comment on the coke, I totally threw it out with the garbage and hadn't realized it until the trash had been emptied.

TripWithScience - 1 vial liquid shrooms - Awesome experience overall, would recommend to anybody. Great visuals at 1 vial dosage, while drowsing off the sleep I got great flashing swirling lights in the darkness and this giant light-show pirate ship looking thing kept floating / drifting around my ceiling. I've never had visuals that strong before.


Comments


[1 Points] Dank__Wizard:

Nice review dude...you have a url.onion for LifeCare?