Why I'm jerking off right now

I logged into a old wallet and found 11.4008 BTC just chilling there from the old days.

Now I'm high and jacking off to my balance.

Just thought I'd share.


Comments


[255 Points] None:

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[98 Points] New_Account_Who_Diss:

I generated 500 BTC with my CPU when BTC had just come out. Kept it around 2 years and deposited it onto an online wallet.

Which I have long since lost the address to.


[55 Points] None:

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[52 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Buy More & More METH....Bahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!


[44 Points] RSlashMason:

24 grand USD... nice man.

Don't blow it all on one drug. GET ALL THE DRUGS

Spend it or sell some coin while it's still $2k/coin USD lmao


[24 Points] BobbyLite79:

Buy me 100g of some mdma? I'll suck yo dick......


[12 Points] None:

Hell ya! I have 10 coin locked in a wallet that I cant seem to get access to. Its double the value it was when I originally had it. :[


[7 Points] gritty_city:

That is badass my friend! I suggest taking 5 of those BTC and converting to ETH. Ride the wave =)


[7 Points] juksayer:

Im about to sell my car to pay for an attorney. If I could find my old hard drive I would be soooooo happy.

Good for you, man. Don't waste it, please.


[5 Points] None:

Holy fuck xd Thats alot of drugs


[3 Points] ice_cream4breakfast:

Pics or gtfo


[5 Points] UNomimalone:

Wow. So jealous. I have trying to get into my old wallet for a year just for a measly .0016. Rub one out for me, lol


[3 Points] None:

That's fucking hot man.


[3 Points] Gizmoed:

20k nice looks like you can jack it for a couple months at least haha


[3 Points] drixy123:

Pics or it didn't happen, you don't just "forget" about thousands of dollars worth of BTC...


[3 Points] conspiracy_thug:

ITT: "You have money? I like drugs! Buy me drugs and ill suck your cock and let you cum all over my faggot face for drugs, man!"


[3 Points] PublicUrinator:

I have about 24btc somewhere I completely forgot which address and login. Have fun strangling your dick, I'm going to go strangle my neck.


[2 Points] Pm_me_your_bud:

I'll jerk you off for that BTC


[2 Points] ShitQuantikSays:

I feel you, bruh.

My 4.20 BTC is worth a lot now, too.

When to cash out..


[2 Points] ArthurTheAstronaut:

This got me thinking...I don't deal with BTC at all(yet). Known about it for a long time and all that, just never used it.

Could you possibly sell some of that BTC to actually make money? Like, do people do that, just buy BTC from others? Or did you basically just find 25k worth of drug money because you'll never be able to exchange that amount?


[2 Points] FlamingBallsOfFury:

Can you pay for my college? :D


[1 Points] JelloCreationist:

u/ufgod send me .099 btc buddy


[1 Points] elloman13:

Shit. Enjoy that Bro


[1 Points] svere21:

Pics or it didn't happen


[1 Points] weepark:

good job. i always here about this and if real, you couldnt have found it at a better time. 22.8 racks something like that? not even envious anymore btc is making everyone rich. except me :D


[1 Points] weepark:

this is wallet you referred to for the giveaway im guessing you lucky SOB!


[1 Points] Mercuryburn:

Well jerk it once for me holy shit nice find pulling all my old drives and looking now I mined way back where is the coin........


[1 Points] hidarkness:

Holy shit I'd be more than happy just with those 0.4 BTC


[1 Points] G_io:

pls buy me some drugs


[1 Points] Radom_Freek_Out:

Lucky !


[1 Points] darkarm01:

Here is the conversion for everyone who is to lazy to look it up https://imgur.com/gallery/jE4P0


[1 Points] Jack_hymen:

Hook a brother up with a coin ! Congrats


[1 Points] tor_drugs_dnm-:

i would be jacking off too, i would just love to stick my dick in a pile of bitcoins mmmmmm


[1 Points] BAR_Clinton69:

You're like the chargers security guard who whacked it on the field infront of thousands of people lmao


[1 Points] ILoveOGKush:

Nice....congratz


[1 Points] None:

Play it right and you could be rich for life bro.


[1 Points] Trrauts:

Shit i wish i was that lucky i was just robbed my deposit before it reached my account..


[1 Points] Jdezy:

fuck you man


[0 Points] None:

Buy me some ket! I'll show you which vendors got the bean lean! Pm me