What has been your favorite moment during your history of using DNMs?

These markets have provided a huge amount of laughs, drama, joy, and so much more to the vendors and buyers who use them.

I want to know what YOUR favorite memory is. Whether it be a conversation with a vendor, the opportunity to try a drug you'd otherwise not have access to, or anything else, tell me about that time that you'll remember for the rest of your life.

EDIT: It's Saturday and we have no important threads to sticky, so I'm gonna sticky this bitch. The stories we already have are fucking awesome, and I want lots more. Comment it up niggas!


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[29 Points] samwhiskey:

My first order. Browser SR1 for a couple of months just amazed at all the drugs. Used to just sit there and refresh the page and check out the different listings. Finally decided on some mdma from green machine. Went through all the trouble of getting coins from bitinstant (which is funny to think about as bitcoins were about $50-$60 for one then). Learned pgp and ordered. I was amazed when a few days later my mailman dropped drugs into my box. Rolled for the first time ever with my wife and it was wonderful. Changed our lives for the better. We've never been closer or more clear about our relationship and our future together. I do miss SR 1 and am grateful for it.


[18 Points] PM_ME_UR_ARMPITS:

After ordering some benzos on SR1 that never came through (worth 30 bucks), I got a refund from this vendor. Transferred the coins into my wallet and I didn't bother using the darknet for several months while I got sober and totally forgot about the btc. I logged into my blockchain when btc were at their peak of ~1200 and had almost $600 in my account. Holy shit was I happy.

Blew it all on drugs I never otherwise would have tried because with free money there's nothing to lose. Ended up doing too much K, meth, 2c-t-7, & GHB almost daily during Christmas break. The end result was I ended up going to a new years 2014 party so incredibly fucked up. I remember making awesome convos with people on the subway when right before my stop some kid comes up to me and opens my hands and says, "you'll need this tonight. I guarantee it." It was a 30 XR adderall. So freaking weird.

Some kids started following me around an hr after I got to the party documenting my behavior due to my sheer insanity. I couldn't stand up straight all while not being able stop talking.

I'm probably on YouTube in a video titled: this is why you don't do drugs. And my friends still refuse to talk about what I did that night.


[12 Points] None:

My favorite memory...probably the whole damn thing. I never really had access to drugs before DNMs. Now I'm virtually a goddamn veteran. Most of the best times of the past 2 years of my life have resulted either directly or indirectly from DNMs, whether it being the un-believing excitement of is this actually going to work?! to receiving order after order like clockwork to sharing the wealth with friends and having great experiences and realizations with both the drugs and amazing situations that drugs were instrumental in creating.

Overall, 10/10 will continue letting the good times roll. I've learned so much.


[9 Points] None:

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[9 Points] StuffyKnows2Much:

My first order with SR. It was so much more reliable than services I'd used before. I had the package delivered to my bosses' office, because we were living together, and I didn't have the key to our apartment mailbox. I thought the process would take much longer than it actually did. Also, security on dnm packages wasn't quite as thorough back then.

When I walked into work that morning and she handed me an envelope that made little rattling sounds from the meth inside, I thought my heart was going to explode. She asked what it was and I said I was ordering modafanil from India, which somehow she was a-OK with.


[9 Points] None:

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[9 Points] moresmarterthanyou:

The kid posting today about trying to buy crips might have been the most entertaining post ive seen


[7 Points] camelcult:

Well I never even smoked weed until about 4 months ago, I thought it was bad or something. Hell I didn't even drink til I got to college. Then it got to a point where I decided I might as well try some of these before I go out into the real world with a job and responsibilities and shit. But I hate people, so I had no desire to go out and mingle at some douchey frat party and ask around where I can get some shitty street weed for $20/g. So basically my curiosity and my general disdain for people led me to DNMs. Cheaper prices, much better quality, and drugs delivered to my door. THE FUTURE IS NOW!

Then my interest turned to psychedelics, which led to me experiencing LSD for the first time and goddamn was it amazing. Don't have interest in opiates, benzos, MDMA, or dissociatives so I most likely won't ever try them.


[7 Points] Pantek51:

Before the DNM me and my friends had a relatively good access to drugs as we used to grow weed and shrooms for years and had connection for average coke, nice MDMA and legit acid. But I was reading all the reports on erowid, thinking "wow those drugs seem so great! I'll never be able to get 2c-b/dmt/mescaline/ketamine/.... They became reality a year ago, when I discovered silkroad. Thanks Ross! Stay strong


[6 Points] Superkoopa:

My favorite moment has to be the time I discovered Silk Road and up to the time I made my first purchase.

I remember finding out about the darknet and TOR on 4chan's board /x/-paranormal. When I found out about the darknet I didn't even smoke weed so Silk Road didn't even interest me because at the time drugs didn't interest me, I just wanted to find the "spooky" stuff deep in the darknet.

Well fast forward to a couple years later in early 2011, I am now smoking weed everyday and it got to the point where I wanted to try other stuff such as LSD. Well at the time I got to know many dealers and even befriended one who would invite me on get togethers just to smoke with him and his friends. Well one day he texts me saying he has LSD for me he'll sell it to me. So as expected I jump at the chance and am damn excited to finally get LSD after looking for it almost a year. Well I paid $80 for 4 tabs to trip with a close friend of mine and we both trip on 2 hits of this stuff and we had an awesome time, it's another moment in life I will never forget, but the biggest problem is the LSD made both of our mouths completely numb. I never read anywhere online about this effect and it never came up in any trip reports so this had me thinking a bit a couple days after the trip. Well after posting a question on /r/trees they directed me to /r/drugs which is where I found a topic on NBOMe. And the description of this chemical matched exactly what I had experience and I was really fucking pissed. It was at this point where I learned two lessons that changed my life: 1)My dealer fucking sucks! 2)Whatever drug you are taking you have to know exactly what it feels/tastes like and what other drug tries to imitate it and how to distinguish both.

After I figured out it was NBOMe that I had taken I remembered the Silk Road and bitcoin. From my previous use of the darknet back when I browsed /x/ I already had a lot of bitcoins from mining and purchasing them. So I thought why the fuck not? This was the ONLY way to be sure I am getting real LSD. So for a couple months I lurk SR and the SR forums learning about PGP, how stealth works, safety, and what vendor to trust with my money. I had my eye on the well known vendor Tessellated and decided to go through with it and make my very first purchase, 5 hits of LSD! And when that package arrived in my mailbox I couldn't contain my excitement when I first seen it! I ran into my house like a kid runs down to the christmas tree on christmas morning! I finalized for my order and thanked Tess. After that I put one tab into my mouth and swallowed it. Waited 30 mins... and then I had the best fucking time of my LIFE!

Sorry if this is long but I really wanted to share this. I will always remember the moment I discovered the darknet and the alien feeling I used to get when browsing it up to the point where I made my first purchase on a Darknet Market. Changed my life for the better!


[7 Points] None:

Found sr1 on a google search.bought btc for 12 bucks a piece.getting that first ounce of hash in my mail box and thinking wow this really works...fucking priceless


[4 Points] eenoq:

My favorite memory would have to be the first time I logged onto SR1. I was at a phase in my life where I was really depressed and wanted to try ALL the drugs. Seeing picture upon picture of any drug I could imagine was the most surreal feeling. I felt like I had finally entered the future.

Honestly though this whole experience of DNM has been something else. Now I want to learn how to hack stuff for fun all becsuse I wanted to buy drugs in my underwear. I dont miss the nerves from the first time I ordered. I was going crazy from the paranoia.


[5 Points] galaxyandspace:

2 favorites: browsing SR1 back in late 2011 and first buy (MDMA).

Way way back many centuries ago, not long after the bible began... Wait... Not that long ago... 2011. Gawker. Little nerd on his parents computer. Take a break from masturbating furiously to check out this place. Mind blown, yet too scared and no money to order with. The concept of it all was amazing though! After a week, it kind fell into the back of my mind.

Then the fall hit. Though I was not affected, I watched in amazement. It was crazy to see something like this happen. But nobody I knew IRL really understood it all.

Then sheep came and fell. I never went on sheep.

Then I had the means and desire to get something. I found this sub. I researched the fuck out of OPSEC and the safest way to order. I researched erowid. I decided MDMA. I decided on agora. I got some, and it was amazing... I flew. Something changed. Everything. Was. Awesome.

These markets are the beginning of something great.


[4 Points] whothehoe:

Anyone remember that big scam Lucy pulled..?


[5 Points] crystalwife:

My first order on SR1. April 2012. Figured this DNM thing wouldn't last long, so I'd better order a drug I'd never see in real life: Heroin. Did my research. Bought my bitcoins.

The infamous 4/20 sale had just been announced. Tony76 was participating. But I was too impatient to wait for it, and rationalized it by saying that a big increase in his volume due to the sale might draw attention to him.

I ordered the week before. The package arrived exactly on 4/20. I finalized and celebrated by nodding right through all the ensuing drama.


[3 Points] joustingthesky:

This PFM drama has been pretty fascinating to watch unfold. I'm pretty new around here, but that one had me on the edge of my seat.


[2 Points] synikal12:

Lucymcgee back on SR1 sending me a free half pound of some fiiirrrrre GDP. Nothing beats free drugs. NOTHING! :D


[3 Points] obsidianchao:

The first story: Waves of Green

So, it was right after I graduated high school. I was about to move out. I had come across /r/silkroad due to a friend and made a reddit account, learned everything I had to do while I still lived at home. A few days before I moved out, I placed an order with Thurgood Jenkins. Mentioned my birthday was coming up and I needed a piece. I sent him all the money I had (like... $80, but prolly 70 in BTC after fees) and waited.

I moved out, into my new place. It was pretty sweet. And the next day... I got this pipe and a quarter of his super fucking dank G13. I was absolutely in love that summer. The first time I ever tasted "great" weed, and it was motherfucking Thurgood's. I still have his pipe, too.

Second story: ketaketaketamine

So, this is around the beginning of August, end of July, sometime around there. I had taken an interest in ketamine, though I don't quite recall why. I'd only ever really smoked pot, did a little ritalin, that was about it. But ketamine sounded cool. So I placed a small order with K Queen for half a gram and waited.

The next week, on Monday, I got my half gram. Snorted that shit in a night and loved every last bit of it. Well, Tuesday rolled around after my ketacoma, and it was dinnertime. I didn't check the mail that day because I wasn't expecting anything. One of the workers at my student housing brought up a package for me, though... what was this? I looked at the return label and my eyes widened. UK Royal Mail... oh my god. I ran to my room and tore it open... it was a HUGE FUCKING BAG of ketamine. I immediately messaged K Queen, like, what the fuck? She said it must've been a ten gram order someone else bought, she made a mistake, and told me to enjoy it. And let me tell you, I FUCKING ENJOYED IT.

I didn't spent a second that week without a fat line of K up my nose. It was amazing.


[3 Points] PigBeanis:

Probably two things. One that I was able to get a hold of DMT. When I first heard about it from my drug dealer in high school, it sounded like this mystical amazing spirit drug that was incredibly rare. I discounted the idea of trying it even though I knew in the back of my mind that I really wanted to at some point. Well discovering the darknets made this a reality and for that I am incredibly greatful. DMT has changed my life in great ways.

Another would be that as soon as I found out about the darknets in October of last year, I bought some bitcoins to make a purchase. All of the sudden the price started going up from 120 to over 300. I realized quickly what was happening and bought a shit ton more bitcoins. Withing a couple of months I made a fuck ton of profit off those bitcoins and have been using them to further explore my own consciousness. The darknets have turned me into a psychonaut, hungry to continue trying the next substance. I fucking love it.


[3 Points] None:

The samples and deals were so much better back then. I got an eighth of great shrooms for less than a dollar and had a great time.

From a guy living in a town with poor connections, I made quite a bit of money that first summer with SR too.

I let my friends experience true LSD for their first times too, and they still thank me years later. Great feelings all around.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

In december i deposited like 250 into sr2 to get some herb but the btc never showed up needless to say support did nothing but i cried about it on the sr2 sub reddit and a kick ass vendor(buttonwood) offered to send me a little package to ease some of the pain a week later I had a quater of some dank Lemon OG Kush and a G of platnum Jack herer in my hands. I couldnt believe it I thought I was fucked cause i was super broke at the time...what a great community.. I imagine IRL if you got robbed on the way to get something ... no one would hook you up out of the goodness of their heart


[2 Points] hugsfordrugs:

I guess I could tell y'all mine lol

I hate to be this general but I can't pick just one; as others have said, these markets opened up a world that I never dreamed even existed. Psychedelics in particular are nonexistent where I live and the DNMs blessed me with the opportunity to explore amazing realms of consciousness. Here are some of my favorite moments, snapshots that will be vividly stored in my memory for the rest of my life:

  1. The first order and the absolute wonder and awe of finally understanding that this was all a reality.

  2. My first LSD trip, two 100ug Hoffmans from Nawlins, that I had thrown in the trash just earlier after I was convinced he sent me an empty envelope. Thank God I found it after my trash can dive; that first trip blew my mind.

  3. My honeymoon with my wife, as we dosed LSD around noon in our secluded cabin at a state park, surrounded by nature and beauty. Such a beautiful trip together.

  4. My first and second MDMA rolls. The first just for the amazing feeling, I never imagined that MDMA was so wonderful. The second was with my wife, her first roll, and in an unexpected turn of events I was obligated to chase down and capture a baby goat whilst on the peak of 200mg.

I won't ever know how different my life would be without my discovery of these markets, but through the good and the bad I have memories that I'll treasure forever.


[2 Points] trevorgerard:

hey HUGS, white people not supposed to use that word. it belongs to the homies.


[2 Points] sharpshooter789:

My favorite memory is when bitcoins were <$10. I wish I would have saved some; I probably spent almost 100 bitcoins my entire career.


[2 Points] generaltrips:

When I first bought $5000 in coin at $250 each and sat on them til they were $900 a pop. and saved some until they hit $1200. and I withdrew from my sheep account before I got my shit czeched.


[1 Points] taradrugs:

Without a question the soap operas of the past, not the shitty hacked market bs that goes on now, but the endless threads conversing with people such as st exo...those were the days!

Also not drug or really market related really but all the clearnet posts about gladiator fighting and assassins! That's what brought me here in the first place!

Ok last one...buying bitcoins for $20 each, more a regret of WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE?! Yes I did shout that as I typed it!


[1 Points] None:

Definitely receiving my first package.

I remember it all too, I found Silkroad and researched on how to get BTC. I used LocalBitcoins (Still use it till this day) and I bought $70 worth and bought a quarter ounce from Emeral Traingle of Sour Diesel. Mmm, and was that good. That was about a year and a half ago. I've been purchasing bud ever since then. I just wish it could have stuck the same (just one major market).