This is my thorough, in depth, and honest review of TheUrbanShamans and thier three varieties of hash.
Pure statistics:
_Communication: [7.5] / 10 - These were business start up type of hiccups and I know that this will improve :) (details below)
_Stealth: [9.5] / 10 - GOD LEVEL (amazing!!!) but one minor issue (will PM vendor to ensure better security for all :)
_Shipping time: [10] / 10 - shipped thursday recieved following saturday
_Price value: [10] / 10 - holy shit what a deal! (you kinda never wanna tell a vendor that so he doesn't raise his prices lol:)
_Aesthetics: [10] / 10 - GREAT
_Weight: [11] / 10 - about half a g over, gotta love that.
_Quality: [10] / 10 - SUPERB. Reminds me of my time in Amsterdam/Alexandria/Morroco :)
_Transaction: [8] / 10 - kind of rocky, will improve (I have no doubt)
_Vendor: [10] / 10 - great guy, trustworthy for sure
_Drug: [10] / 10 - Insanely amazing!
GRAND TOTAL: 96/100 = A+ VENDOR!
The Details:
My Order:
2gs of Afghan Blonde
2gs of Black Nepal
1g of Moroccan Twizla
I submitted my order on Monday the 28th of September. I was very excited and eager to do business with this vendor so I kept logging in to check if my order had been marked as shipped. Few days pass and I send them a PM asking if my order was shipped, if everything is on track, etc. No response. Messaged a few days later. No response. So on Saturday (before the 7 day auto cancel kicked in) I wrote here on the vendor's page. A few hours later they wrote back apologizing for not replying to messages. I figured this meant that they would mark the order as shipped in time and that everything would go smoothly except for the delay already encountered. To my surpprise the order autocancelled. I sent them another PM to see what's the status of my order and I was informed that they had shipped it on Thursday (1st of October) and we arranged payment for the order. Today (Saturday, 10th of October) I recieved a delightful little package that truly brightened my day. Everything from the stealth to the product was of the highest quality possible. The stealth was absolutely insane. Best I've ever encountered (save for one tiny minor detail that I will inform the vendor of). The hash was even more impressive:
Black Nepal:
Rating: 11/10
WOW! holy shit! best hash I've had in my life (smoking daily for 8 years now). True bubble hash of the highest quality, purity, and taste. This stuff is truly outstanding. Just from smoking it you can tell whoever made it has been making it for generations and that they take pride in thier work. I am truly greatful that TheUrbanShamans provided me with this jewel. This stuff is so pure that you can take dabs of it just like wax/shatter. Looks exactly like the picture. The smell and taste is downright divine, so spicy and hashy and delicious! The hash is soft and piliable and the slightest bit of heat and pressure - meaning primo fucking hash! Ash is white - no impurities - the chemist in me can appreciate that. Lights well after it bubbles a bit - another sign of fantastic fucking hash! Never harsh, always smooth, even the last hit of the bowl. The high on this stuff is down right narcotic. Becareful! This hash is clearly made using an indica crop and it really shows - outstanding all around. I'm ordering more of this for sure and I suggest you do the same. My friends and I were absolutely floored by this one. High is very long lasting and extremely pleasant. Feels like your floating on a cloud in a river of rainbows in a fairytale fucking place. ALL MUST TRY! BEST HASH EVER!
THC content estimate: 50%+
Blonde Afghan:
Rating: 9/10
Great, blonde - the color of kief :). Not like the picture exactly but still great. Hard but can soften up when warmed by touch (sign of great hash). Ash was white/gray - no impurities. The high was pretty freaking good. Nothing ridiculous so you know it's not laced. All around great hash. Very tasty but nothing distinct. Lights well and smells great. Takes a very small amount to achieve a great stone (even with a high tolerance). Normally I would go crazy for this type of hash but compared to the others it's just great. Not spectacular. Not off the wall amazing. But just great and heck considering the price I'd say it's pretty damn great lol. Try it for yourself. Maybe it's just my opinion. I would order this one in a heartbeat if the other two were sold out :)
THC content estimate: 20%+
Moroccan Twizla:
Rating: 10/10
I figured this would be the least awesome because of how it's priced but boy was I wrong! The brittleness and hardness of the hash had me concerned but the color and smell quelled all of my concerns. And of course once I smoked it I couldn't believe I doubted it for a second. This stuff is fantastic. Just a step below the Black Nepal in my opinion. This is pressed Moroccan kief of the highest quality. This is made from a sativa crop and it also shows. This is the kind of stuff that gets you stoned while allowing you to think, work, and be creative. It is an absolute delight to smoke first thing in the morning. I smoked a tiny piece and ended up fixing my washing machine out of pure dedication and concentration (made possible by this strain). This stuff is extremely legit. I bet this is what they are smoking in the cafes in Tangiers. The taste is also very distinct and amazing. It's very smooth with a distinct piney almost sour taste. Just attempting to describe it makes my mouth water. I have to hurry with this review so I can smoke some more of it. The high lasts almost two hours with an adequate dose (I have a high tolerance). I am certainly ordering more of this one too. Enough talking about it, I'm off to smoke it with my friends :) I only regret that I didn't order more.
THC content estimate: 25%+
Conclusion:
Order from TheUrbanShamans! Try all of his hash. It is all legit. Can't wait to order more and spread this hash-love to my mates. This vendor is truly a stand up guy. Buy with 100% confidence. To all you US customers who are thinking about ordering I say GO FOR IT! His stealth is impecable, his shipping time is great too (9 days to east coast USA). This is the only vendor that I have trusted making an international order with and I'm really glad I did. He puts in the effort, care, and love to make his customers happy and for that I am truly grateful. I'm looking forward to dealing with this guy for a long time. This is a trustworthy vendors with whom you can do business. Can't wait to order again and to sample more of his products. Will review, just as honestly as I did here. Basically, he is a great guy and if I could I'd buy him a beer and smoke a bowl with him.
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