Need help ASAP! I signed for a package and it wasn't my normal mail delivery person.

At just about 4pm today, I heard a knock at the door. "Weird" I thought, because the doorbell works perfectly fine.

Anyways, because I was so noided out, I looked through a window on the opposite side of the house before answering. I was really fucking high, but I could swear I saw what looked to be a disguised mail truck sitting on the edge of my driveway. There was nobody in it, and the back must have been plenty big to fit six or seven officers in there. I'll post some pictures I took at the end of this post.

I've been expecting something really big for a while, so although something fishy was obviously going on, I decided I'd just crack the window a bit and tell this "mailman" to leave whatever he had on the porch. I was firm and unwavering in my approach, and figured if this was a controlled delivery, my whole "plan" would work. Well you guessed it, the bloody cunt told me I needed to sign. Now you've got to understand, what was in the package this man was holding, was worth thousands of dollars.

This is my trap house, and if need be, there are some real animals in the upstairs and downstairs, and in the kitchen and garage that would make sure I didn't get hauled off today. So I opened the fucking door and signed. He looked anxiously over his shoulder and I could see he had some kind of walkie talkie in his pocket, but I was set. The bastard scurried away and I didn't even get to see if people that were potentially hiding out of my line of sight (in front of the garage for instance) got into the back of his truck before he left the house. Now, (t)he(y) may have recognized that I had more or less an army to back me up, and it wasn't the time, or possibly, they needed to get out before I realized there were NO FUCKING DRUGS IN MY PACK.

So either this was an operation to get me to sign as some kind of evidence, or I just got ripped off in the bravest fucking way possible.

You tell me what my best course of action is though. This is a picture of the truck. This is my package, and I guess just because, this is a couple of the homies that also think something weird is going on.

.../s


Comments


[12 Points] None:

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[4 Points] FriendlyDrugAddict:

/s incase anyone reads.


[2 Points] throwawayawayawy123:

But can it run Tails?

Gratz on the score, just don't ignore your homies!


[1 Points] tugsfordrugs:

sooo.... what was in the package?

I would definitely clean house just to be safe.You might have just been paranoid, but it can never hurt. Definitely don't flush anything, just stash it somewhere else.


[1 Points] MrHhhiiiooo:

I can't tell if this is a joke or not...haha


[1 Points] tossable7:

Your trap house is really nice.


[1 Points] None:

Here is my two penny's, them cats are dead sexy.