Vendor: Chemicals_Spain (Feb 3, 2018 batch#1)
Vendors Markets: Dream & Wall Street Market Vendor Country: EU and USA
Substance: Cocaine
Suspicious Effects: "Wo! I feel good, I knew that I wouldn't of, I feel good, I knew that I wouldn't of, So good, so good, I got you"
Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No):
Suspected Adulterant: Yes, this is cut with real cocaine. What will they think of next?
Home Testing Done? Yes. Testkitplus gave a 4.5 red brown color which means >80% pure. No active cut indicators
Price: 10 grams for $919 or $92 a gram for cocaine that is made the old school way
Advertised purity: +++Bolivian Clean Uncut Cocaine+++
Picture: https://www.photoland.io/i/OUZYl
Comment: I have been rewarded for having suffered such pain assessing mediocre and crap cocaine in the undertaking of my holy quest!
I have been drooling over the reports of Chemicals_Spain's amazing cocaine while crying over his EU only policy. Then I heard he would ship to the US! When the reports started coming in on DNMAvenger onion that his new gear was top drawer, I had to act. I contacted him and he agreed would make it happen. Only 9 days wait for an international delivery. Stealth is effective, simplistic and does not draw attention. The coke is crushed flat for transit. Not a problem for me but it will be for the buyers with a" gotta be a big fucking rock or it's no good" mentality.
Gear baggy had a hole ripped in from the outer bag sealing process. But spill was contained in vacuum sealed pouch which was contained in a no smell pouch. Speaking of smells, there was no gas smell, rather it had the prefered medicinal smell. The crushed pebbles flaked easily. It had diamond sparkle galore but lacked the fishscale coating.
I couldn't wait any longer, I carved out two lines. Snorted them. No burn at all! In fact, there was nothing at all. WTF?
Four minutes later she hits me head on. Oh fuck, this shit is strong and I had snorted way too much. i looked like steve martin in the meme where his eyes are bugging out from too much coke. I actually was scared as my body launched itself off planet earth. and then came the warmth of euphoria and i knew i would survive and arrive at my happy place.
This stuff is awesome. I stopped doing any other DNM brands. i was in a constant state of mellow happiness. To quote James Brown, "Wo! I feel nice, like sugar and spice. I feel nice, like sugar and spice. So nice, so nice, I got you." Yes Virginia, euphoria does exist. thank god. You can eat doing this, you can do whatever you want doing this except if your job requires you to be a mean angry motherfucker. You'll be dancing in the streets, but you won't be mean and angry.
This is the best coke I have done in literally ages, and it's the best I have found so far on the DNM's. Thank you Chemicals_Spain for keeping euphoria alive and well.
Dear Reader, to be honest, I didn't want to tell you about him for I wanted to keep the holy grail for myself and the select few that also worshiped at his alter. But then, as the euphoria waved through my body, i realized that you need to experience this communion with Gaia to understand what i have been on a search for. I am not crazy, cocaine is a drug of pleasure, not pain. And why anybody pays good money for the crap they call cocaine today is beyond me. But, now you know where to get 1970's style cocaine. And I suggest, you drink while you are doing it, and play the music very loud. "
I immediately ordered second batch after I came down from the first lines. You can read that review in the next day.
and I feel nice, like sugar and spice I feel nice, like sugar and spice So nice, so nice, well I got you
Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call "Fire", you may call "Garbage", yet we are both right for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result that can be used to quantitatively compare batches for purity and detection of active cuts is the analysis obtained by a GC/MS or Infrared (IR) spectroscopy.
Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF?
Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, whether you do it with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars, cats and dogs sleeping together, and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..
Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."
Where is the revieW? 0.o