Dealers, what do you tell people you do for a living ?

I'm not a dealer myself but I've always wondered, if you're a DNM dealer so you're at the computer "working" and then go to the post office, what do you tell your friends/family that you do for a living ? Do you have your own money laundering business (i.e. carwash lol) or do you have a part time job or what do you tell them when they see you have (lots) of money but no job ? I mean one of my friends who is into fraud and all that type of stuff had to distance himself from family and his old friends, he even lost his soon to be wife because he told her about his "job" and the people he knew and she said she didn't want to be involved in his lifestyle and left him so now he's basically a loner because it's hard when you meet people and they tell you they're working, having kids, studying etc.. and they ask you "what do you do for a living?" "weeelll..." and it's even weird to lie about it because if one day you get caught and go to jail they're gonna find out who you really were and they will most likely judge you. I mean I would've judged him more if he lied to me but he was honest since we knew each other since we were 8 so I said don't worry man but when you meet someone new and tell them you're a drug dealer it's weird (especially if they're a cop lol). I guess that's why they say criminals hang around other criminals


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[23 Points] DooshNozzzle:

Bitcoin trader, because I sort of am. I just don't buy any bitcoin I only sell it. The best lies are partially true.

I also tell people I live on "savings from over the years" but I'm very vague and I change the subject if they try to figure out how much I have "saved" or exactly where I got it from.

to most people I'm a "self employed editor". It's so boring that people don't press for details and I can easily change the subject.


[17 Points] None:

I tell people I'm a cam boy which is actually true


[14 Points] eatxanax:

"young savage why you trappin so hard"


[7 Points] None:

I actually have a job


[5 Points] Nolife16:

i sell lanyards


[7 Points] madnessDNM:

The best lies are the ones sprinkled with truth. I tell people I do freelance work online... whether thats graphic design, programming, or whatever. I have a real portfolio of projects and still actively work while also dealing. I have also ran a legit home business that ships a lot of packages while also receiving international packages, so it's easy to explain shipping materials and such as just part of that business.

The simpler your story is, the easier it is to remember and therefore harder to mess up. Also, know your audience. Obviously your family/roommates/friends know you and your capabilities so if you tell everyone you're working in a highly technical and specialized field, yet you struggled all through high school, they will see through the lie. Short and sweet with only enough details to answer their question without talking yourself into a corner you can't get out of.


[7 Points] OpOnymousSurvivor:

to those in my life who don't already know what I do, I just say I sell weed. I began my run as a pot dealer growing up and still have old friends who know me for that. I invested in both BTC and XMR very early on and haven't even touched the small fortune I have amassed in BTC

in college, I sold so much pot I had to come up with an excuse as to why I never asked parents for spending $ so I began an eBay store out of my dorm selling Chinese knock-offs (which eventually became almost as successful as selling pot)

as far as DNM stuff goes, I don't tell a soul about that... people know I can "get things" but they don't know where, and the day they figure that out I will stop.

my family knows I'm a criminal, - I have been to state prison and I am ashamed of that. but they have no knowledge of any of my DNM history


[3 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

Having a real job helps and family can always gift/or give u cash with no problems...


[3 Points] None:

I tell them I'm a dealer at a casino. I really am too. Makes it way funnier when they say "lol do u deal drugz 2? Lolololol" and I straight face just say yes.


[2 Points] pfcashington:

Certified food runner


[2 Points] RedditAccount28:

Suck cocks and bust glocks


[2 Points] theworldsend69:

I tell them I'm a god and don't worry about it


[1 Points] None:

Porn star


[-22 Points] y_s_l_:

My job, because I am for employed, unlike you fucks apparently. Just get a job and start paying taxes, what do you do during your day?? Do you just sell the drugs all during the day? Learn some skills, get a job!!!!