Cheer Up Reddit! There's a New BBMC Video on Youtube.

My Dr told me I've been working too hard recently, and I should take a break over Christmas and the New Year. "You need to take it easy at your age, you'll blow a gasket. That means you need to cut down the number of fools on reddit that you argue with. No rows with non-vendors. AND DEFINITELY NO WELTERWEIGHT TITLE FIGHTS WITH DARKNET SUPERVILLAINS"

"If you need to let off steam, dig the garden"

I didn't get to control the darknet by ignoring good advice, so I started digging, shovelling earth for all that I was worth but apparently I can't even do THAT right. Anyhow, I thought I'd cheer up your Wednesday with BBMC's latest technology breakthrough.

I've created a portal to a black hole in my front room. Now if reddit upsets me I play a few tunes and smoke a bit of ice. They say speedballs are a good buzz, but you haven't lived until yiou've created a singularity in the space / time continuum, and blown meth smoke into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiMjB_yR20s&index=3&list=PLMShB_SM1W3UYodBC1gU818V1mQsofYD8

I'll warn you, when Newtonian physics breaks down, it can get a little trippy and strange. Time for some popcorn if you still have any.

Enjoy!


Comments


[34 Points] HeavyGrass:

To Do

Cat food

Milk

Weetabix

Padded envelopes

Gain control of the darknet


[16 Points] None:

Your location is on your videos.


[10 Points] None:

Nice One Bruva!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qksndNDMDOw


[7 Points] JburnaDNM:

Yo bbmc you would figure your house might be a little cleaner with the amount of meth you smoke. The meth bubbler is a first for me. Good shit!


[8 Points] dilirio25:

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What is this?


[6 Points] zman3000:

i bet you can count on 1 hand how many dopamine receptors you have left.

how many pounds of meth were in that thing below? looking at large piles of stock gives me a boner


[5 Points] Hong_Kong_Post:

You make me want to try it. Just once.


[6 Points] Shill_Bill:


[3 Points] thatoneguymla:

Teach me to be you.


[4 Points] None:

BBMC's keyboard is missing "Y" and "U" because he constantly has to type "Y U mad bruh??"


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

You are just the right combination of weird and sexy and I just love it.


[3 Points] manchasingpaper:

exactly what I imagined your apartment to look like, that was the funniest part of the video to me. I imagined a random 40 yr old neckbeard living by himself constantly supporting his persona.

So if you sell so many lbs of this epic meth why the hell are u living in a dirty cramped apartment ?? With cheap ass computers?


[3 Points] PM_ME_UR_DUCKLIPS:

Smoking meth never seemed so cool.


[1 Points] aft3rm4th:

Holy shit stop doing meth. Dementia is setting in


[1 Points] an_illegal_smile:

Score the next one with Gilbert O'Sullivan's Alone again, Naturally


[1 Points] coffeencreme:

Aw BBMC you're back....I was wondering where you were. Missed you, mwah.


[1 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Not available in my country. Dafuq iz diz ?


[1 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

I like that silly british cockney song you're playing


[1 Points] FagDamager:

cool vid, loves the mirror effect. what's the first song uncle?


[1 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

Must be bad meth your house is not clean lol


[1 Points] postalinspectorlloyd:

Lol god damn


[1 Points] None:

I think I caught a tiny contact high. Oh wait, no...false alarm folks...just the bupropion kicking in


[1 Points] BigBlackMassiveCock:

I think I figured out what's wrong with BBMC's mind...


[1 Points] huzibizi:

<3


[1 Points] GamerDamsel:

What a weird camera you have


[1 Points] WheresTheCaveman:

Loving the to do list. Send the kitty a hug for me, will ya?


[1 Points] MrCluelessFrog:

Alright, serious question: How hard is it to get finger prints from a video when the underside of your fingers is clearly visible?

I realize LE is probably not interested in BBMC, but theoretically, how difficult/expensive do you guys think this would be? Sources appreciated.


[1 Points] DontExpectMuch:

Give me music.


[1 Points] None:

Props dude!!!!!!!! Would love to have a beer with you and chew the fat 8D


[1 Points] superduperburneracct:

I don't see any location in the metadata. What am I doing wrong?


[-1 Points] cactuzx:

Unlucky. You know they can get your fingerprint from video footage now? I hope you're not on the system or I hope they don't see this video...


[-4 Points] Lucyintehsky:

White trash seeking attention on reddit.