Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[8 Points] BonerTickler:

I jerked off into a napkin yesterday morning.

Was alright.


[5 Points] Calichevgtr:

Well, I had my usual assortment of opiates (morphine, norcos) I got some weed and settled into my weekend perusing Craigslist for lonley women. I wind up chatting with a chick that wanted a massage and invited her over. In the emails I offer weed, booze or molly. She didn't accept. So she comes over and is surprisingly pretty. We sit down for small talk and she pulls out a glass dick and asks if I mind.. I am not sure what she is doung but I am about to get my suck dicked and I don't care what she does. So she hits what turns out to be crack and within a minute our clothes are off and the room starts to smell of pussy. So we fuck for a couple hours and in our post fuck small talk. I ask her what she does for a living. She is the evidence clerk for our local sherrif and the crack was eveidence she misapropriated and she says that just tell her what I want and she will try and get if for me. So I fucked a policewoman (in the B) and she offered to steal me drugs from evidence room. That was cool.


[4 Points] thebobbysimon:

I saw a pop band live while on alcohol and ~10mg of 4-AcO-DMT. The entire audience was 30 year old women and teenage couples, which was a bit funny to my tripping mind since I was going with a crew of like 6 bachelors. The music was not appealing, which is something REALLY to be said for something listened to while tripping drunk.

Towards the end of my trip, I thought a middle-aged woman was trying to fondle my ass but she was trying to pickpocket me instead. Disappointment.


[3 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

During a family event my cousin asked to buy weed from me. Then he found out I had shrooms and he bought a fuckton and just acted like nothing happened. Like shit man You just bought a TON of shrooms. He got home and he said he ate the bag like ~10g so he's either dead or still trippin his sack off.


[3 Points] dingusfart:

On Friday my girlfriend and I decided to celebrate our first year anniversary. We moved in together a couple of months ago. I'm in school and she works two jobs so things can get stressful. We decided to take a couple days to celebrate our anniversary but also my father, who passed away two years ago on 7/1, his birthday is 6/24 and the summer solstice was always his favorite time of year.

We booked a night at an Oceanside hotel and took ecstasy, not our first time together, or our second. This prompted her to talk about all the guys she slept with in college (cliff notes version: a lot). And it made me feel like a big piece of shit, but the ecstasy had to wear off for that to happen.

Saturday we woke up to a gorgeous day and spent it getting sunburnt at the beach. I managed to put aside the things she had told me until we got back to our apartment Saturday evening where I curled up into the fetal position on the couch and became unresponsive. She cried a lot, and said many things I didn't hear.

She woke up today and went to work (her second job is a waitress). I woke up needing to study for a pharmacology exam tomorrow but instead I decided to take 2cb and drink by myself while I text my girlfriend at work about how much I fantasize about death.

I told her what a relief it would be for me to receive a cancer diagnosis, just like my dear old dad.

Happy Father's Day


[3 Points] None:

Took 250ug of LSD and went to a beautiful state park. Awesome day indeed.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Was a decent weekend for me. Rolled a couple times and went hiking on liquid shrooms. Nothing terribly crazy... I did receive my last two packs though so now I have a full sheet of LSD and some 2C-B presses to add to my collection.

Ill be spending three days at a beach cabin come Wednesday so we shall see how that goes.


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Helen Shapiro was the Amy Winehouse of her day. Only without the drugs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De0_zZ7qQDA

She always cheers me up.