Review: UKTopShelf 0.5g of 90% Pure Flake Cocaine

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: UKTopShelf/Agora
Product/s reviewed: 0.5g of Pure Flake Cocaine
International?: (list countries) UK>UK Only
Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) No
Price before shipping: 40 GBP
Shipping cost: 3 GBP
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ x ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ x ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ x ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ x ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ ]+1 Low package profile
[ x ]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (84)

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This is a bit of a late review as I actually brought this product on the 23rd, however I was away at festivals and then busy with other things and so have only got round to writing this review.

Starting off I was in a bit of a state as it got to Sunday the 23rd and I realized that I'd just snorted the other gram of coke I had put away for a festival, leaving me with only 1g left for the entire 5 days. Wanting a bit more I decided to look around my usual choices for UK Coke, London-Underground, UKWHITE etc however found that no vendors could reliably deliver my coke next day in time for the festival.

This is when I came across UKTopShelf, a new vendor with around 10-15 trades at the time. He had been putting up listings for samples of his 90% pure flake for great prices and so I thought I'd give him a message, explaining about my situation and asking if he would be kind enough to generate me a custom 0.5 listing. As it happens he replied within the hour with the link to a listing for 0.5g of Pure flake for prices easily matching and even beating some of the big name UK Coke vendors.

All of this was ringing off some alarm bells as my brain was shouting out 'surely this is too good to be true', however the vendor did not require FE and was co-operative at all stages throughout the process. Upon waking up the next morning I was greeted by my package over weight at 0.53g and gleaming at me. While I didnt have the time or money to put it through a commercial testing kit, It smelt, tasted and looked exactly like high grade cocaine that I had received from other vendors, if not better.

True to his word the product itself is top notch, the smell is enough to drive you mad, very potent and lovely and chemically/petrol smell. all 0.53g of the product was made up of flakes with no little crumbs. All together it had a lovely glistening sheen to it that sparkled in the light and the high was lovely and clean, all be it with a bit of a nasty comedown due to my excessive consumption!

This next section is the only thing I can fault UKTS on and something he really needs to improve if he wants to step up his operation and improve buyer trust and confidence and that is postage. While it was next day delivery, a point I cannot fault him on and one I am very grateful for, the packaging of the product was quite poor, with no vacuum sealing, mylar bags or decoys (however I realise not all of this is needed for a domestic shipment). The address on the package was handwritten, which is obviously always a no no for OpSec purposes. when opening the package while the smell of the product didn't hit you in the face, it could be found if the bag was properly sniffed inside the package. NOT on the outside. REDACTED FOR OPSEC

The packaging and OpSec of the seller is the only thing I can really fault, and is something understandable for a new vendor, however aside from that the entire process of ordering and the product was amazing and I could not fault it. I would definitely recommend to anyone looking to try a new supplier and give their nostrils a treat of some new white heaven!

~ UKSupplies


Comments


[3 Points] SpacedWayOut:

Take out the part that describes the decoy


[2 Points] thelastvirgin:

You shouldn't mention vendors stealth or packaging. Whether it's good or bad doesn't matter.


[1 Points] jadenpls:

Great review thanks for taking the time to help out the community!