Anyone have any recommendations for domestic US vendors who would be open to an elaborate decoy as extra stealth? Obviously with extra attached to the shipping price.
I live in a state where there is no difference between having one ecstasy pill, or 5 grams of MDMA. The mandatory minimum is two years. I want to go ahead and get a couple of grams, and I'm willing to pay a premium for extra stealth (and peace of mind)
As /u/MagnificentMayoMan points out, most vendors are going to assume you are living at home and want to get packages past your parents. Nothing gets a vendor on police radar faster than parents screaming about how Junior bought TEH DRUGZ on the Internet. So many of us, including the Grand Wizard, will have nothing to do with requests like this.
Assuming you have control of your own mailbox, basic stealth precautions are all you will need. If your gets opened by inspectors pursuant to a warrant, no "decoy" is going to save you. By that point they know exactly what they are looking for and are quite aware that most people don't send 75 cent boxes of incense in 10 dollar priority mail packs or other "decoys" the Grand Wizard has seen. The trick is to make sure they never inspect the package. If you're buying domestic there's no need to worry about customs, so you really don't have to do a lot save avoiding white powder leaking out the corner or stuff like that.
MDMA must be sent using MBBs and vacuum seals because it can be detected by dogs. That's your biggest worry. Another concern is if your seller is already a person of interest in an ongoing investigation -- but in that case decoys won't do anything to throw undercover cops tailing him to the mailbox. Avoid using sellers who disappeared under questionable circumstances then showed up with new PGP keys etc. and you should be fine on that front as well. (Be very careful about ordering MDMA internationally, as there seem to have been a large number of MDMA busts related to the big European operation of late and some of them have been for comparatively small amounts like 50 pills ITGWRC).