Ok so there is a good bit of disgusting-ass, super dark, brown/black, Satan's phlegm-filled, bile-crusted barf-chunked, queefy, eczema flakes from Swamp Thing's taint clogged in a whistle with rancid root beer mixed with "MDMA" going around evidently on the DarkNetMarkets that I feel compelled to post this quick guide helping those who have yet to foray into the wonderful world of kitchen chemistry shenaniganisms. Regardless of your take on its safety (mine = fuck putting this evil looking shit in a human's body), you may be so inclined to purify this product on your own, using your own means, & in your very own kitchen, either to achieve higher purity or just to amuse your friends or even just yourself...
Right, so here's how to clean up the impurities from that evil-looking, Voldemort boogersauce MDMA via
Simple Recrystallization of MDMA from Hot IPA
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Clean up that NASTY, BLACK DEATH, BONE CANCER VOODOO MURDER SPRINKLY POWDER you call Molly that you just ordered in the mail in JUST TEN EASY STEPS!
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EDIT » I forgot to mention when I initially wrote this, IPA = isopropyl alcohol, the same stuff in rubbing alcohol. However, the stuff from the pharmacy is usually 50% - 70% IPA, the rest H2O. You cannot use this 70% IPA; it has to be 99%+. Search around the Interwebz for a source on this; it's not hard to find, but no sources posted here, please.
STEP 1 » Procure three glass jars for canning with straight-opening mouths. No sources here, but you want quality glass jars that won't break, so aim for a brand that makes you want to protect your BALLS.
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STEP 2 » Pour IPA into one & cover it but not too tightly--as it warms the IPA will expand & you don't want pressure building inside a sealed glass jar. Place this in a bowl of warm water.
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STEP 3 » Bring pot of water to boil. If using an open flame, keep IPA in a different room. Turn off heat & let cool 1 minute or so - don't wanna break any of those glass jars with sudden temperature spikes.
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STEP 4 » Open the lid to the IPA jar partially. This is just to make sure you don't have pressure building.
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STEP 5 » Place jar in pot of water to allow IPA to heat to near boiling.
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STEP 6 » In the other jar, place dry, pulverized MDMA to be cleaned:
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STEP 7 » Carefully pour just enough IPA over the MDMA to dissolve it all. Swirl and stir as necessary to aide dissolution.
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STEP 8 » If you see any oily layers at the bottom that are not dissolved, decant the warm IPA solution into a third jar. If you see any solids that will not dissolve in warm IPA, filter these out. These are all impurities.
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DECANT & FILTER
STEP 9 » Allow the IPA to cool off to room temperature first. You will see crystals begin to form.
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STEP 10 » Filter re-formed crystals in a funnel w/ a coffee filter & wash them w/ ice-cold anhydrous acetone (completely OTC & easy to prepare; just search for the knowledge).
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Final Note: If you're worried about losing product, don't be. Just don't throw anything out. Worst case scenario, you can let everything evaporate and mix all your toxicities back together into a newly formed stew of cancer! Hooray for science!
Resources for further learning:
Really well done guide. Thanks for writing.