[Vendor Review] Farmer1, Agora. Finally pulled the trigger and bought from one of the most legendary DNM weed vendors.

Quick aside: I apologize for my absence; in addition to being removed as a moderator here, I got nailed with some major IRL problems at the same time and ended up attempting suicide. Luckily, my failure at life also applies to suicide and I ended up choking on the end of a noose for two hours before someone stumbled upon me, and did not succeed at ending my life. Thanks for all of the kind words in my absence and for those who messaged me, I'll get back to you sometime tonight. Thanks to all <3

Vendor: Farmer1

Market: Agora

Item: 1oz (28g) Skush, his famous homegrown Indica strain.

Price: Can't access Agora at the moment to verify, but it was something like $250 with shipping.

Shipping: I've placed two orders for his ounce listing now. The first time I received my package in 3 days, and the second time I was amazed to open my mailbox and find a package the day after I placed my order. I still have no clue how he managed that, as we are half of the United States away from each other. 5/5

Stealth: Something like SEVEN barriers and bags before the product could be seen and opened? Very thorough, no way could it be seen/smelled unless someone intentionally ripped through layer after layer. 5/5

Communication: Not much needed, but the few messages I did send were answered promptly and professionally. Expected from a vendor with such the stellar history, but still nice to see that he hasn't lost anything in the area of customer service, as some vendors do when they get too big. 5/5

Bag Appeal: Pretty damn nice. I wasn't sure what to expect because his listing picture is a close-up and doesn't give you much to work off of, but in person, this weed is pretty as can be. Visible trichomes, great dark green color with dark red-ish hairs covering the weed. And for those of you who like your weed uncompressed and/or in larger sized nugs, look no further than Farmer1. My package came entirely intact and not compressed at all, and I'd say that the average nug weighs something like 4g. Beautiful, beautiful stuff. Rating it a 4 just because although it's pretty, it's not jaw-dropping gorgeous. 4/5

Product: The shipping, the stealth, the communication, the price, it ALL pales in comparison to how wonderful this weed is. Oh and BTW, when I weighed out my 28g order I found that I had received ~35g; are you kidding me?! Potent? HELL yes. One of the heaviest indicas I've ever had the privilege to enjoy. The Skush also has an awesome texture to it and crumbles and breaks down extremely easily, which is much appreciated for someone like me who doesn't own a grinder. Hits beautifully as well, staying lit between hits, allowing me to refrain from torching it too much and getting the most bang out of every bowl. I'd describe the high as a classic indica high, but with much more of a head-high than I'd expect from an indica. Very much a mood-lifter, as when I smoke it, I can be in the absolute worst fucking mood but once I finish a bowl, I can distance myself from my troubles and enjoy the moment. 5/5

Conclusion: What can I say that I haven't already? Perfect scores across the board for Farmer1, and all of it deserved. I'm not one to hold back in my vendor reviews, even on the smallest issues, but I have absolutely nothing I can find to complain about. This Skush strain is one of the best strains I've ever had, and in my opinion it ranks up there with ECC's LSD in terms of potency and bag appeal. I am already a repeat customer, because the people I'm re-selling to can't get enough of the Skush. Thanks Farmer1! =)


Comments


[12 Points] k9atemybuds:

Hugs!! Good lord brother I am very happy you are alive after that. There are a lot of people that love you here and personally your snarky comments always had me rolling over the course of the year bro. Please make sure you get proper help man. I've had like 5 nicknames here but I can tell you at different points you were always the one mod up in the middle of the night when I was and I always appreciated your comments. Enjoy that skush and relax. Please get better brother, mod or not this sub wouldn't be the same without you bro.


[9 Points] OldSchoolMethHead:

hey, that skush is wonderful lookin smoke.

It,s nice to see ya post here again man.

me, an some others really miss ya here, you made it fun here. now it,s boring. I was,nt happy to see your name removed from the mod list, an let others know about it.

I been through some very tough times IRL myself, (dark times) thought about it everyday for years. things change, hang in there,(plz) i never thought things would get better, but slowly they are.

i,m here if ya ever wanna talk. don,t ever feel ashamed. i wish ya much love & happiness.


[2 Points] rollredsky:

I bought an oz for my friends birthday. Posted pic earlier. Glad to know she will be enjoying this!


[5 Points] None:

Definitely beats ECC's LSD in potency, not quit holding up in bag appeal tho. The trichome heads are really small making it look like its not that crystally, but if you look hard it definitely is.


[3 Points] noonehear:

Just remember that you are still alive! Ups and downs are a normal condition of human life... the lower you fall the higher you can fly!

Great review and remember to smile cat!


[3 Points] rawdealz:

PLEASE BE COOL AND TALK TO SOMEBODY !! It sucks to have to feel like your broken or ask help !! I know the feeling and still struggle day to day just to feel like a "normal" person but I must say just talk to someone just do it !! Life can be great we just have to find the happy medium. I would also like to add that I have had the pleasure of smoking plenty Skush and your review is ABSOLUTELY


[2 Points] don_crackavelli:

Hugs bro thank the ganja gods you lived through that, I am very happy to see your alive and well. If you need any help feel free to message me, I used to have thoughts of suicide for a long time. This sub would not be the same if you aren't here. Toke up homie!


[2 Points] dicklover69420:

Why would you choose hanging when you literally have access to a massive amount of drugs you could OD on?


[2 Points] Voldewarts:

Jesus christ man, suicide? I'm not going to pretend I know whats going on in your life, but that sucks. I've been in that dark hole before, and every time it happens you look back on what challenges you've passed and always feel so foolish for it.

If you need to talk about it at any point, I'm always open to talk, feel free to drop me a PM or whatever


[2 Points] ciphersexual:

Glad to see you back Hugs. You are gonna have some amazing stories to tell your grandkids. Everything from drug dealing bible thumper to methed out heat exhaustion to this. You can't make you up.


[2 Points] forgetmyshit100001:

I love you man, shoot me a message and we'll talk.

PS sorry for the throwaway lol


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

~35g

I love that about F1, some orders the weight is on point, other times he's feeling generous and gives you a nice bonus :)


[2 Points] LittleNiggerBaby:

2 hours?!? Wouldn't you be dead by then? At least you'd be brain dead or something, right? Unless you weren't really hanging from it, which is probably what you mean. Do you have like brain damage? Sorry if I'm coming off as a dick or anything, I just can't imagine one could be choked by a rope for 2 hours and come out completely okay.


[2 Points] None:

Dude how are you gonna smoke weed if you kill yourself?

But srsly, pm me if you ever want to talk with a peasant.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] We_Are_Never_Safe:

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[1 Points] None:

"Stealth: Something like SEVEN barriers and bags before the product could be seen and opened? Very thorough, no way could it be seen/smelled unless someone intentionally ripped through layer after layer. 5/5 "

If they take a swab or use a dog there's a chance it'll still be detected. The scent molecules couold still be all over the place, I doubt these people are packaging in laboratory conditions


[1 Points] Daledd1:

I would love to see some pictures


[1 Points] TerryKruize:

The Larry OG that F1 has right now is absolutely KILL.

If you've wondered about the quality compared to the Skush, know that it's just as good if not better. Some of the stankiest shit I've had in awhile.


[0 Points] chipstacks:

emotional draw in, insane ratings. phishy


[-1 Points] AlphamaxHD:

Everyone should be wondering what OP received to write this post.


[-4 Points] AlphamaxHD:

attempting suicide

I'm sorry that you weren't successful. This sub needs less cancer like you.

Next time, try harder.

(srs)


[-5 Points] TypicalSnake:

If you're not gonna post pics of the bud kill yourself


[-10 Points] thisismy1staccount:

Too bad you did not kill yourself, loser.