Community,
Approximately a year ago, there was an incident that was largely unexplained on the sub. For those who have been around a while will remember when the sub was suddenly made private, the majority of the community locked out, while who knows what went on behind closed doors. These were events that had no discernable explanation nor could one be offered at the time. You would not have understood at the time.
If you recall, Astrid made the sub private, booted all of the mods and kicked out the community. Very few recall that the sub was handed over to a personality known as TheEconomist1, a reformed economist. People seemed to fail to ask the question as to how TheEconomist1 was able to obtain the sub. In fact, the event was quick that most seemed to missed it. A carefully orchestrated plan had been put into effect, to kill off Astrid virtually but continue Astrid's reign supreme of the DNMs. TheEconomist1 was born a year prior as the macho, fucking awesome, take charge personality everybody now loves and reveres.
TheEconomist1 is Astrid and Astrid is TheEconomist1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Astrid is your headmod still!!!!!!!!!
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ten Minutes Later
BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thirty Minutes Later, looking at YOU
BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
As proof, I offer up something only I, Astrid, could dream up. Only in the twisted mind of one of the true enigmas of the DNMs could this have been birthed. I re-introduce you to the woman you confusedly love.
Sincerely yours,
Astrid,
TheEconomist1
edit: Happy April 1
I had to say I can't take credit for the design. It was done by the one and only Astrid (for real). We chat once in a while and last we chatted he said he was disappointed we didn't do dildos for valentines. And I agreed this was an egregious oversight so suggested we do an April fools one.
He's clearly using April fools day as a ploy to confess without backlash.