Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

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Comments


[3 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

If I missed one of my first days of work what do I do? Pop 10 bars and cry myself to sleep? Problem is I got all ready drank a strong brew of coffee so Im wide awake, was rushing out the door and my bus flew past, fuck bus drivers.

And fml..

edit, guess I have a high caffeine tolerance, still tired... gonna go ahead and pop like 10 bars...


[3 Points] UnclePsych0:

If I wanted to use Hansa's 2 for 3, when is the right time to send BTC to the wallet? I added a public key and signed the transaction using coinbin. Do you send btc after the order is placed, once it's shipped or when you receive the pack?

Also can someone show me a tutorial for Github? I wanna use download coinbin and run it offline since I hate enabling JS but I'm feeling really lost at that step.


[2 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

Why have I had the hiccups for 2 days straight? 0/10 would recommend.


[2 Points] None:

Is 200ug of L too much to take on my first try? I've got a full sheet on the way. I've never tried it and mostly bought it for resale, but I'm pretty sure I'll end up trying it. I figure if I'm going to do it, might as make sure it's a good time so I figure too tabs should set me straight.

Should I slow my roll?- just take one?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Is it okay if I buy a windows 7 laptop for ordering?


[1 Points] sajeunesse:

So I am a typical student looking for addy when I study. I also know addy is an amphetamine so buying brand name addy is more expensive than just amphetamine. My question is: would you recommend buying some sort of amphetamine over addy? I legit know nothing


[1 Points] John10029:

Glad this is the thing. Where is the best place to learn to card? or best person to buy an ebook from. And are the "Money making" ebooks actually legit or is it like hackforum where it's all just shit. Thanks :)


[1 Points] discotrance4life:

Besides coinbase, which exchanges are verified unsafe to use for DNMs (without tumbling)? If I deposit some btc from B.i.t.M.E.X. to Alphabay, then withdraw what I don't use and deposit some to Dreammarket, am I in the clear? Alphabay claims to pre-tumblr any coins you deposit/withdraw from their wallets but I have yet to personally verify this.

And if you're wondering why I put the .'s in the exchange's name, it's just in case they've got their goons on the prowl looking for evidence of illicit BTC activity on Reddit. Can't google me bitch!