'What was in the envelope?'

When an envelope containing LSD comes through the door, if someone asks what was in it (I dont usually get mail lol) what is a good response to give other than 'none of your business'?


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[13 Points] None:

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[7 Points] moxy13:

Tell them you got an invitation to a 5-day insurance seminar. Then act like you want to sit down with them and tell all about the exciting topics that are going to be covered at said seminar.

They'll leave you alone.

If they ask a second time tell them it is information about becoming a Jehovah's Witness. Again, act like you want to start a conversation about whether or not they have found the real Jesus.

They won't just leave you alone, they will flee the premises.


[3 Points] coffeencreme:

Junk mail.


[2 Points] KnewGuiy:

Tell them " Yes! That must be my free Astroglide sample!" Ends the conversation real quick.


[2 Points] Hong_Kong_Post:

My stealth is 'flatmate' proof with a very believable decoy. Message me on ABM 'hongkongpost' if you'd like to discuss further.

HKP


[1 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:

Shit, cock, horse and beans.


[1 Points] 2LMA:

letter from some insurance company in the barbados


[1 Points] ravendarkh0lme:

Tell them it's the letter to some Presbyterian Church opening up and you want to check it out. Then tell them about god. If they're religious tell them it's an invitation to Satan camp


[1 Points] Chardlz:

Open it, take it out and if somebody asks just tear the envelope and throw it out saying junk mail easiest thing


[1 Points] nuttin_but_truth:

Junk Mail

Letter from Work

Letter from insurance company


[1 Points] teddybearortittybar:

Be less of a pussy and tell them it is none of their business. Maybe it is actually harder for you to do that.


[0 Points] MakeMeOD:

Depends fam, if it's someone other than family it's none of there business, but if you mean your parents you could say ur expecting verification of some kind, like PayPal and Google send letters for address verification ect, but if they care care just say junk mail lol


[-6 Points] None:

you could also say "oh nothing, just some L"

and they'll be like "whats L? is it like LSD?"

and you'll be like "yeah it's exactly the same thing, just missing 2/3 of the good stuff"

BA DUM TSH