[Complaint/Warning] SERIOUS, Blackbank is trying to get people hooked on crack.... Went online to buy some random, non CRACK drugs last night. Account was double charged and random vendors CRACK worth EXACT SAME AMOUNT was purchased on my behalf.

My Orders page and Account Summary each have very different information on what I had purchased. Which is my first, what the fuck moment.

I go back to check and see that the 1 X 5gr amphetamine I ordered for exactly 0.16385866 BTC was now duplicated. I message vendor thinking the mistake is mine and request cancel.

Today I log on to find out that I now have 0.16385866 worth of amphetamine on the way from original vendor AND 0.16385866 EXACTLY worth of ......FUCKING CRACK COCAINE from a very different vendor.

I just opened ticket, but both orders have already been marked ....ahem "shipped"

No clue how this would happen, even with all the bullshit banking problems theyve been having.

FUCK YOU BLACK BANK! STOP PUSHING CRACK ON YOUR USERS! GIVE ME MY BTC!

will update once ticket gets done

So how many of us are going to open the mail this week to some crack? [raises hand]

http://postimg.org/image/j1hjq4vch/ <--------there's my not free crack

http://postimg.org/image/j1hjq4vch/ <--------there's my duped speed order

Note the "striking" similarities in the time of both the time the orders logged as well as the BTC amount. To a fuckin dime.

My "Cart" contains nothing but speed. (and too much as this was a single order to begin with)

But my "Account Summary" mentions a COMPLETELY different vendor and product.


Comments


[87 Points] keseysdayglobus:

So you were up on the 6th night of your meth binge, realized you were out of meth, decided to buy some speed and in the middle of that you decided that you wanted to try crack, and then forgot about it the next day?


[32 Points] yeahmynameisbrian:

Is it possible that you may in fact be on crack cocaine at the very moment of you writing this post?


[20 Points] None:

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[9 Points] CoCaiNeLord:

I'm calling FUD, how did the crack vendor get your PGP'd address you sent to the speed vendor??

If you didn't use PGP, that is where you fucked up.


[7 Points] Jay-__:

I think I have to make an account there now. ;)

No, for real, how can such a thing happen? Can you check the shipping-info for the crack? Or ask that vendor about it?

Edit: seems like their system got confused because of the exact same price/almost same order-time and is showing you an order you didn't do. I guess someone else out there is missing theirs on their screen. But I think the shipping-info won't be screwed also; so you shouldn't receive it in the end.


[8 Points] None:

Convert the crack to cocaine hcl :)


[6 Points] krokodiltear:

Fun fact: Due to the 80s crack epidemic that ravaged America's inner cities, the DEA instituted some draconian sentencing guidelines for it. Up until 2010, federal criminal penalties for crack possession were literally 100x that of cocaine by weight. It's only a 18:1 ratio now, but I'd still not mess with it. LE will fuck you in the ass if you get caught, even if it's only personal quantities.

Really not that difficult to make your own freebase coke though, I'd suggest trying that instead.

Lots of Poe's law posts on this subreddit today lol. I really want to live in a world where this actually happened though, so I'm gonna believe you. See you at the next free crack giveaway party, Tyrone.


[5 Points] hitoonb:

Sosa will cancel for you. Message him.


[4 Points] gerundive:

SERIOUS, Blackbank is trying to get people hooked on crack....

Only a speedfreak...


[4 Points] None:

It is hard to see if the page was photoshop and your shill like new account was just created for this post. There seems to be a lot of FUD lately about Blackbank since they started to become popular and this account is very new.

Has there been any response from Blackbank? Either that or this is a pretty funny joke.


[3 Points] subz4daze:

He bought it, wtf else would he deposit just enough to cover both orders


[2 Points] basshead555:

Just gimme the crack


[2 Points] shitbrik:

ive never tried speed paste, do u have to dry it? whats the deal with that


[2 Points] rudetopigs:

Message Sosa he's a pretty chill dude might not be too late. He's slow on the shipping sometimes.


[2 Points] lilbittygoddamnman:

I think you need to get off that crack.


[3 Points] None:

Who the fuck leaves all that bitcoin in their market wallet? What the hell man


[2 Points] tattood:

There should not have been an extra $40 in your black bank account for them to send to a crack dealer. I mean, if this is true, thanks for the heads up, but most people who have been around for a while don't keep extra money in dnm wallets because it's really really (really) stupid to do so.


[2 Points] Vegetano:

love tweakers <3


[2 Points] None:

those two pics are identical and have the same url


[1 Points] 13tom13:

Did you encrypt your address to the mdma vendor cuz if you did the crack vendor wouldnt be able to read it. Most people on this sub would be happy to get free drugs


[1 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

Go easy on the stims man.


[1 Points] Borderline_psychotic:

Is crack normally that price? That seems very expensive for 1 gram


[1 Points] noonehear:

Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway!?


[1 Points] JohnDoe4949:

were you high on crack while that happened?


[1 Points] None:

Talk about Meth paranoia. As if BB is trying to get users hooked on crack. Also just cause you smoke crack once doesn't mean you get hooked. What a shitpost.


[-1 Points] BrlingtonCOATfactory:

Why dont you type out an entire story as your title next time GOOD LORD PEOPLE ARE RETARDS


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] Drugsandwhatnot:

So basically you won´t get the crack considering you did in fact not order it, since none but you know your personal shipping details. hmmmmmm...


[0 Points] hdheuud:

Freebase cocaine is fucking amazing....


[-1 Points] None:

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[-1 Points] None:

I fail to see the problem here. Your the type of guy that wins the lottery and complains about the drive to the lotto commission. Let my guess your woman also is constantly bugging u for sex and it drives u crazy


[-1 Points] DNMd:

You're full of shit, PGPing your address makes this impossible. FUD.

OR. You simply made an order and forgot.