How to make my btc look like legitimate income?

If this is the wrong place for this post please forgive me but this is the only such community I'm a part of.. I cycle through about 3-5k $ in btc weekly, I want to know the steps I'd need to take to make it look like legitimate income under the rouse that i'm a sports handicapper making about a grand a week.. any help greatly appreciated


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[7 Points] None:

Buy a laser tag place


[2 Points] Sex4days:

Im sure you are aware of the very expensive service from www.localbitcoins.com, it gets the job done and you get cash in hand (high fee). When you have dirty money it´s the same as anything else, you have to make it look "white". Pay taxes on your drug money to launder it and to make it legit. You could open up a kiosk and charge the sales to the roof or maybe like Mr White and buy a car laundring service?


[2 Points] MWMAD:

Y'all tripping.. I ain't rich I make a couple grand a week.. I'm not buying no business...honestly I just need to show that I make a decent income , because I'm preparing to enter a custody battle


[2 Points] IvorRealBiggun:

If you want to make it look like you have real income your best bet is to create some fake bank statements - not hard to do with a pdf of your existing statement & some editing software. Just make sure that all the income entries are the same & appear when they should - like at the end of the month. Make believe you work for a small company on the other side of town that nobody has heard of & tell everyone you work there. The court will want to see 3 months-worth & you'll have to fill out a financial statement declaring what you make. Does your future-ex not know where your income really comes from?


[2 Points] None:

I can't tell if any the majority of the comments in this thread are even serious.


[1 Points] eCLifeStyleOG:

ill sell you some gift cards


[1 Points] cryptocreepo:

Report all of your income to the IRS. You can be a software developer or other freelancer and make that much money.

Always file your 1099.


[1 Points] NOT__LE:

Better yet start a phony religion like scientology or some weird religion where Jesus is a lizard& after you cash out your BTC, you can say the cash is from church donations. You wont have to pay taxes because its a "religion"


[0 Points] NOT__LE:

Buy a lazer tag facility (or any business lol) and launder money that way. Or setup a website for "charitable donations" (you pick the cause), accept paypal and/or bitcoin, donate to yourself and launder away. This obv would involve multiple paypal accounts and bitcoin wallets.

Or set up a fake website selling electronics & buy off yourself using different bitcoin wallets and/or paypal accounts. Obviously it would be smart to use different IP addresses. Will take alot of work or you can pay people to help you.


[-2 Points] MilesEdgeworth88:

You cycle through $1.5 million dollars worth of bitcoins a week and are asking how to launder $1000?