What the hell just happened

Im waiting for a package coming in. Should have arrived sometime around now. Not too long ago somebody came to my door wearing a suit and tie, asking if people at my residence were home. My neighbor said no, and he started to bible salesman her. But heres the thing, he left the area without having spoken too anyone else. Wtf is that? I order usually very tiny amounts of things, enough that I would think wouldn't draw interest.


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[6 Points] HahahahahahSheit:

Dem Witnesses for the Mighty Jehovah are in cahoots with the Devil, aka LE. You have the weight of GOD and the LAW against you.

Grab your oars right now and start paddling. You're fucked.


[6 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You forgot the question mark. Apart from that, nothing happenned.

Guilty concience + innocuous event + no balls + inability to think rationally under stress = "How Fucked am I?" reddit post.

You've seen a couple every day. If you are the vulnerable demographic (a male USA- based teenager or college student), it just happenned to YOU.

Relax, and laugh at yourself. Panic attacks are funny afterwards.


[3 Points] noseybast:

Only someone on some mad crazy level shit would be this para, conclusion OP is Verto


[2 Points] 2Despairs:

You're just paranoid.