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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
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Product/s reviewed: |
Hash Cookie |
International?: |
No |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$5 x 2 |
Shipping cost : |
$7 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | 100% |
Alright I'm going to tell you guys a little story about my first time on edibles. I smoke on weekends casually and can usually handle my weed pretty well, this is a different situation. I took about a quarter of the cookie at first. I was feeling good and just had a light high. I eat another quarter and give the other half to some friends. I was not ready for the high I had, this was the highest I've ever been in my entire life. I was a fucking mess two hours in, I was giggling uncontrollable and throwing out ideas for inventions and shit it was insane. That's all I remember from that night. I wake up the next morning and go home from my friends house. I go to work, just usual boring shit. I get off work and check my phone and have an insane amount of messages all from my friend. I was reading shit like "You're a fucking dog" "I don't know why we were ever friends" just dumb shit like that. I text him asking him what's wrong and he sends me a video. Of me eating out his sister. It's not meth9000 levels of retardary but it was still really stupid. Overall great vendor great product. Would of taken pics but forgot.
Who the fuck takes a video of their sister getting eaten out? I guess you may be from the south though.