Drop idea: Get a fat, ugly girlfriend, send kilos from China/international

To her place, her name. Just say you're into chemistry or something. You only have to be halfway decent looking to pull this off.


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[113 Points] None:

This is your shitpost


[78 Points] None:

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[43 Points] SuckMyFist:

Better idea, get a Sicilian girlfriend so when the cops catch her she won't rat you out.


[30 Points] schwillynelson89:

sounds semi-sociopathic, but hey i like the way you think


[19 Points] TrulyDisjoint:

Glad to see the sub is trap again


[11 Points] alphagaysupport:

Good idea until she rats in you


[11 Points] pinochetHA:

Why must she be fat and ugly? That does not sound like much fun.


[9 Points] penismith:

Never tell her your real name and use a burner to communicate.


[6 Points] xanaxog:

does this method work with hot girls?


[3 Points] None:

It's works, this is what I do


[3 Points] ieatbrowncrayons:

did this before she caught feels.


[3 Points] RookieMafia:

quality shitpost, could actually work.


[3 Points] PokemonGoesResearch:

Fat GF: Babe what's this umm pill press thing for again? U: Oh that's to make candy and also thought it goes great with these new deep fryer I bought you. Fat gf: omg he's the one


[2 Points] Psychadelic_Potato:

You can't trust a 2hole


[2 Points] DropBully:

Just make sure she gives you her income tax check.


[2 Points] Wyndove419:

Bonus points if she's a sovereign citizen


[1 Points] 3daybans:

thats trashy as shit


[1 Points] coffeencreme:

Why a fat and ugly girl?


[1 Points] Tinfoil-HatTommy:

have known a mexican that did this! but they wernt fat they were just nasty sluts. acne/dreads/generally unclean. honestly worse esp since he slept with more than half of them without a dome. pretty sure girls around town caught on to his ploy when he was with like 15-20 girls a year semi-steady tho lmfao.


[1 Points] None:

Don't assume my gender! I could want a fat ugly BF!


[-5 Points] oliverthrowaway:

So you're saying you can't get a hot girlfriend and this is your only option? Idiot.