[PSA/Article] 2 Year Weed buying Ranking from Experienced DNM'er -Best Vendors of Bud and Strains..

Alright so here it goes. Also Ill delete this throwaway after this post so if you want me to contact you put your contact information here.

**ALSO Vendors: Fucking read the complaints of those whom have been caught, learn from their mistakes. NOD was using hand written return addresses of actual people. When the postal inspector caught word all he had to do was simply call the actual person on the return address asking if they sent any packages, when they say no, he can then ask them well your names on it so you must have sent it can i open them. BOOM. No search warrant. Keep reading for weed scores by category by vendor:

Noone has paid me for any of this information and quite frankly the reason why I'm typing all of this out is im procrastinating cleaning my office. So without further adieu I give to you my all time leading Legit Vendor list according to rank with some descriptions in there.

[b]Concentrates Vendors:[/b]

The Best - ChristyNugs - Now its kind of unfair to put her on here as shes not accepting and new buyers....but her shit is amazing. Holy shit. 5g of some amazing oil, finished in alcohol for like $123 shipped.

Close Best: Paul Reubens World Famous wax (Cost is around $45/g) 3rd Best: Hands down the best, most consistent, overall best bang for the buck Concentrate who holds his OPSec to the highest standard is Utopic. (Around $40/g)

Honorable Mention: VanomosDabs - Dude is my man when I go for quantity. He is always on point, has great shit, and can deliver at a great price (Im talking $20/g for some shit a state that is not legal could sell for $60ea.

Honorable Mention: TheBestCannabis - Dude uses his own homegrown flower to make some pure asss shit. Its just not for the faint wallet, as each order requires his super stealth $30 shipping fee (But you get to request a freebie with each order such as 2-LSD Strips or 2-MDMA doses. etc.)

[b]O-Pen Vape Catridge Type Vendors:[/b]

Best: medibuds - Hands down can't go wrong with his homemade Catridges that are worth ever bit of their cost (I believe around $40ea). Really only person Ive bought real O-pen catridges and then his home made.

[b]Flower[/b] (I am a true flower conniseur at heart and let me get to my favorite list. Now to be the best you have to consistently have amazing flower, great customer service etc.

The Best (If your on her list.) ChristyNugs - Hands down the best bud tender, amazing person, great concentrate creator, humanitarian and humbling person. Oh ya did I mention that the greenhouse Tahoe OG matches a lot of indoor other vendors pass as top shelf. Her indoor Cheeze Candy, amazing. And my favorite of hers - Her Blue Dream.

The Best - TheBestCannabis - This guy is a true OG in the weed game. He fucking grows amazing flower and I was probably one of his first ever customers and have been going back when I want that extra special shit. This is Top Shelf Colorado Quality every single time. EVERY TIME. Yes its expensive 2g for $40 but you'd never smoke bud this good straight from the grower. The keep it to themselves, except for TBC, he does not. Also try his amazing array of ever expanding products. 2nd Best - TheBudFather - Amazing Grower, ALWAYS 2 day shipping. Great variety and great person to talk to. His Herijuana is my favorite. 3rd Best: Colorado - Amazing quality Colorado dispensary bud but most people are weary of shipping from Colorado. 4th Best - USDANK - Bought a QP of his Black Cherry Soda and damn that shit was good. He's like one notch above CannaXpress000 in my mind. 5th - CannaXpress000 - His greenhouse is worth it yes, but shit $20 more and you have indoor quality amazing nugs and usually ALWAYs in two days shipping. 6th - Zelta's Garden - Always on point, always expensive but always amazing.

Now For Personal Strain Rank by Vendor:

Best Ever Had on DNM - /u/cannatreats indoor white rhino. 2nd Christy Nugs Blue Dream 3rd TheBudFathers Herijuana:

Some Honorable mentions of whom I want to try that I have heard amazing things from:

itewqq

Let me know anyone else I need to look into.


Comments


[15 Points] holecloud:

I don't agree with shit in you're post or review of the best. How many vendors have you tried? It's really pointless because all this shit is your subjective view on some bud you bought, with nothing for us to comapare it to anything else you got. This is like MY FAVORITE VENDORS LIST

2ND BEST to TheBudFather? Dude has ok weed, but not even fucking close to number 2. ChipChipperson, Mountain, medibuds, modernlove, all fucking better way better.

Just seems like you went with whoever was promoting on the forum and bought it, like the usual suspect vendors.

Medibuds vape carts are ok, but if your a real bud smoker, they wont do shit to you. They are $37.

I can literally think of 20 vendor better than a couple of the dudes you mentioned, and for two years, this is the list?

You never fucked with buttonwood back in the day or any body like muskabuzz? Come on man.............

TheBudFathers herijuana is fucking mids compared to a lot of shit around, I just simply refuse to believe you've been buying bud for two years and this is the best you can come up with, lol...............

EDIT: Here's two more, ogbryan, strattonoakmont, bigskybuds, babykale420, callmejoe had bud, nostress, smoked it all homie..............ASHAMED TO SAY I TRIED COACH SANTA AND BUDSNROSES FUCK THOSE DUDES


[12 Points] holecloud:

Honorable Mention: TheBestCannabis - Dude uses his own homegrown flower to make some pure asss shit. Its just not for the faint wallet, as each order requires his super stealth $30 shipping fee

That is the dumbest bullshit I've ever heard $30 fucking dollars for shipping. No one close on the markets charge that much, even for overnight..........dude you fucking lost all credibility with that one lol. What's the motherfucker send it in? A fucking elephant Operation Dumbo Drop style. Jesus christ why would you pay that much?

As for Christy_Nugs or whatever, I'm not into snobby ass bitch growers, who keep private lists, and sell to certain customers like that shit is some fucking special sauce, she takes no new customers so people can't constantly compare that overpriced bud with all the other good shit floating around.


[4 Points] delvx:

lol@Utopic making this list - dude took 3 weeks to get my mail to me US domestic, it arrived a gram short, with the single worst stealth Id ever seen. To an untrained eye, his stealth would look good, but a little common sense will tell you just how terrible it really is. 0/10

Utopic be like 'My shipping and stealth are awesome. Lemme stick this obnoxiously bad decoy on the back of this turtle, and send him walking.'

Zelta has had reports of scamming...

You got a thing for Christy but that doesnt help anyone.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] FakeNameISwear:

GreenMountainMan and ITEWQQ for concentrate- and for cartridges, actually. They're my two favorite dealers of the moment- I'm even a big fan of their flower.

Farmer1, if you haven't. He's back from a much-deserved vacation. StrattonOakmont has upped his game lately, and is worth checking out. CultMadeline as well- you don't seem to have a hang up about obnoxious habits from vendors (we all know Miss Nugs can be interesting to deal with), so if you want to maybe overpay a bit, but end up with some fanfuckingtastic bud, check them out too. EastCoastCollective's GrandmaLucy is my favorite strain of the moment- it just has something that really gets me. His LSD and Kush are also excellent smokes.

Keep on keepin' on, brother- the weed world is getting better every day, and with the plethora of flower available on the DNM's, we'll be finding new favorites until the end of time.


[2 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:

Buttonwood - Lemon OG

Miss you man!


[1 Points] WhereIsMyLSD:

Thanks for the list. You should definitely try out itewqq. If money isn't really an issue, they have the best dabs (CO2) I've ever tried. I'd also like to try their weed and edibles that they occasionally stock

I also just received an eighth of some honey oil (CO2) from Evangitis. The shipping was pretty fast, and the oil is amazing. The color and consistency is that of actual honey, and the taste is very good and unique. I've never tried any oil before that tasted like this. It came in an oral syringe since it is basically liquid, but it's very convenient. All I have to do is squeeze out a dab into my vape and proceed to get super stoned :) btw, it was like $117 for an eighth after shipping costs. Iirc, they sell 1/4oz for $200, 1/2oz for ~$380, and an oz for $700. I wouldn't sell it just because the consistency would be too difficult to work with but for personals, it's soooo good and at a great price


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[1 Points] None:

Nice meta review, we appreciate the effort! I'll have to try out ChristyNugs.

OP, have you tried ogbryan or farmer1? I have trouble believing Zelta's and Canna are on the same level, forget outright above, both of those vendors.

Obviously your opinion is like your opinion, maann.

Happy tokes!


[1 Points] damnmachine:

Thanks for this


[1 Points] glavnogo-inzhenera:

A couple of questions for ya- does anyone sell live resin, clear, terpy slurpy, etc?

Have you ever heard of or seen black haze aka Cuban black?


[1 Points] BoyyouStoopid:

You need to try ickysticky on agora, that shit is ridiculous


[1 Points] None:

USDANK - Bought a QP of his Black Cherry Soda and damn that shit was good.

Ok, all credibility has now gone out the window. I smoked a bunch of that Black Cherry Soda and it was average dank at best