I might be forced to kill a dog

So I'm sitting in my car blazing a bowl in front of my moms house and this stray dog comes up out of no where. It's a pretty suspicious dog and I don't want to get out of my car and have it run up and not be friendly because I would be left with no other option to just jump on its back and kill it. What would I do after that? Throw it in my neighbors yard? I really don't want to have to kill this dog man :(


Comments


[8 Points] kameerem:

leave the dog you mong!

before opening i thought it was in your way and was gonna encourage you, but reading your shit post makes me wonder what kind of idiot you are...


[2 Points] tubby123:

Dog eat dog world eh


[2 Points] Throawonka:

Maybe just kill yourself ?


[2 Points] nugymmer:

Dude, go easy on the ganja.

That stuff is making you paranoid - a common side effect of using too much ganja.

I know, because I've done the ganja before - with a vape pen. First two hits and I started to feel a wave of sudden panic. Too much THC.


[1 Points] omgtehvampire:

Your a peice of shit


[1 Points] loudestTop:

I have evidence the tooth fairy is my parents? I'll agree dog attacks are rare, but I think it's bad practice to assume hungry animals like you


[1 Points] stonedshroomer:

Carry a gun or switchblade, any sizable dog would squirm out of your jump and rip your neck open