Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[9 Points] ForLol_Serious:

There's this 13 year old that keeps calling me names online. What's the best way to mess with him?


[8 Points] N0FatChicks1:

What is the quickest way to de-circumcise myself?


[6 Points] AlpaNiggaOut:

How is my girlfriend pregnant when I havent got laid in 3 months


[2 Points] JelloCreationist:

Does anesthesia numb the effects of capsicum?


[2 Points] sitatut:

paypal cashout accounts. Are this real? they do sell them? what would be a good way to cash them out into btc or similar?


[2 Points] VenemousViLLian:

Eyeballing etizolam powder equals you and roomates blacking out for a whole weekend. Dont be like me folks!


[2 Points] Pagtuski:

When should I delete my Alphabay account?


[2 Points] Peracho:

This is for vendors I guess. While buyers look for scammers , do vendors look at buyers and say no I don't want to deal with them ? If so as a buyer what can you do to avoid getting on your vendors bad side ? IE late shipments, no response etc ?


[2 Points] fuckmepelican:

"DurrWhat's the safest market now that AB and Hansa are gone??"

Y'all fr need to cut this shit out its not funny no more


[1 Points] iisiis__uisuis__:

So I am somewhat new to this, somewhat an oldfag. I just want to know if I can turn my galaxy s1 into a dedicated offline bitwallet. I just bought some bc but it involved my ID and everything. I'm taking a wild guess in assuming it woould be very very stupid to use my recently aquired bitcoin to buy from guess I feel like it's just a stupid risk. I wanna jump in on this because I'm tired lf driving circles thru town to get some shit I can have with a tracking number. I think the first step would be to have a separate, offline wallet, no?

edit: oh that's what you meant by stupid questions... didnt scroll till i finished typing.....