PSA: MASSIVE BLIZZARD TO AFFECT PARTS OF THE NORTHEAST AND MID-ATLANTIC.. EXPECT SLOW/STUCK MAIL THROUGH THAT AREA!

yo guys. Huge snowstorm (up to 3 feet) is possible across a good portion of the Mid Atlantic states (MD/VA/PA/DE/NY(maybe))... this is obviously going to slow down parcels passing through that area and im sure things will even get stuck for days as cities like D.C and Baltimore will be brought to a complete standstill. Just wanted to make sure you guys knew!!


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[51 Points] Buuku:

You honestly think this is going to stop the daily "IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PACK" posts? Thanks for the weather report, Ollie Williams.


[30 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

We ship from the northeast and we decided to pull our listings. Pelican's do not do well in the snow as we like to fuck with out birds and make them our bitch. Because of the snow there will be less birds. We found a dog house and decided to lay eggs or something in it.

that and we are out of product


[6 Points] Swansonisms:

His time has come


[3 Points] somanyclips:

yall fucked


[4 Points] oathunbreakable:

sucks to suck


[2 Points] neep6:

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[2 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:

Winter is Coming!

Also just an FYI: the night is dark and full or terrors


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I read your posts. For some of you guys there's a massive blizzard EVERY weekend, you mindless drug hoovers. Eh? Eh? Tell me I'm wrong.

This is the best "pretending to be about snow but really about drugs" song ever made:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg14_Q_-ZN8

Skiing in the Snow = the Invitations (1965)

I've got my fingers crossed that all your orders get through before the snow hits. BBC news said you're looking at 2 feet of snow going sideways instead of down!


[1 Points] hescos:

theres nothing better than being snowed in with a bunch of snow


[1 Points] an_illegal_smile:

Don't worry, barheads, the snow may be flying but the crack Quantik delivery teams are ready for this frozen challenge. Bonne chance, boys!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] god_send:

I'm really glad I got all my stuff before this!

I hope USPS keeps truckin' around the U.S.A!!!


[1 Points] fuckintristan:

I was wondering about this. I have a package that's scheduled to be delivered Saturday. Nothing interesting, just some shoes off Amazon. Do you think my package will be delayed?


[1 Points] nanjingmassacre:

gg faggot northeastern states


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] None:

This is why you don't live in the Mid Atlantic States.

74 outside here. My mailman is in shorts and a short sleeve shirt. Seems to be right on time all winter. He doesn't like rain by I am good with that.