Sorry your package took 47 days

the USPS is really slow around christmas! (dont forget to leave positive feedback even though im blatantly lying to you!) I deserve it from collecting your money and overnighting your package! Sorry I cant control the mail! Ive been really busy weighing out 12 seperate grams a week and throwing them into envelopes. You wouldnt understand how hard it is to put a stamp on an envelope and put it in the mailbox. Thats why I charge 30 dollars in shipping. sending out mail is very labor intensive and I deserve as much money as I can get for taking care of my own damn responsibilities. You would understand if you were a self entitled sociopath like me. Drug dealing puts being a coal miner to shame. Very very challenging job.

PS- Sorry about the empty box that showed up. Customs must have opened it. Sorry I dont do refunds but if you place another 3,000 dollar order I will send a free pack of juicyfruit with your order.


Comments


[67 Points] XMrXDefectedX:

Just about every vendors excuse in one letter


[26 Points] XMrXDefectedX:

This isnt even a problem im having. Just from reading through the boards for the past few weeks ive seen all these bullshit excuses and vendors throwing pity parties about how hard their job is. People deal drugs because its fucking EASY. There is no reason you should complain about ESPECIALLY with the amount of money you are making and the amount of lives you could possibly be putting in danger. I just more people on here had integrity and stuck to their word. The best part about the DNMs is not having to go see local drug dealers that keep you waiting for hours and overcharge you, possibly rip you off. But it seems the DNMs have become just that but with message boards. junky excuses and long waiting. I need to find legit vendors with cheap products that care about their customers rather than act like theyre doing you a favor by mailing out what you paid for in the first place.


[15 Points] Ajmartin2006:

I love juicy fruit. Sounds like I should FE


[4 Points] Anti-Hero_AU:

Click here to claim your prize


[4 Points] procowtipper:

My IRL dealer always used to tell me that it me not about making a sale it's about building a relationship. That's why he's never shorted me and only carries the "highest quality" of gas haha. Good guy.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] HappyBuzz:

I appreciate your honesty. /s Lmao

I know where you're coming from though.. I haven't dealt with anyone yet who operates like that.. But that would definitely be a pain in the ass!


[3 Points] DankNetMemes:

Dont forget the ones that whine that they 'lost 10k when X market closed' even though they never sent out the product for orders they couldnt withdraw anyways and the customers bought from them again later. That was an excuse a vendor gave when they didnt ship my order after I FEd because they didn't take the coins off the market in the 4 days between then and when MEM blocked withdrawals.. even though they said they would ship immediately on FE.

I've seriously had that told to me.


[3 Points] AVBforPrez:

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[3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

The rating out of 5 isn't the best way of assessing a vendor.

I think markets should also display the vendor's average shipping time because it's very important to customers. that would soon improve the slow shippers. It would bring down their order queue to a size they can actually handle, too.

I think it's sweet how naive you guys are, thinking that your slow vendors arte just too lazy to post your order.

They would ship the drugs straight away. If they had any. the only difference between you and them, is that they know a better vendor than you do.

OR they are a scam vendor trying to keep as many plates spinning for as long as possible. The difference between a good vendor and a bad vendor is drugs

The difference between a good scammer and a bad scammer is the ability to keep people waiting with good excuses.


[2 Points] mehloh1:

i lold


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

I know. I was making a joke about the old "you wouldn't download a car, would you?" trope


[1 Points] horsingaroundiam:

This thread gave me Cosmic_Consciousness flashbacks.

I saw a few threads about people who ordered from him a couple of days ago, and I feel obligated to say; People, stop ordering from this fuck. He's a selective scammer, and he's kind smart with his scam. Why? He usually scams new buyers on markets, and if the scammed starts to call him out on reddit he will send them a 50% "re-ship" so the scammed person won't realize that he was actually scammed.

I know this because I ordered from this fuck a few months ago, he told me he shipped, then ignored all my messages for like 3 weeks (probably hoping I'd give up), then he responded me saying he was about to send a reship, That was over 2 months ago!

I don't even care anymore about my package, it was only 10 tabs (5 reship). Just saying be careful with this cunt. He selected scam a bunch of people and then sent a few tabs to the people who were causing havoc on reddit and calling him a scammer. It was pretty obvious, but because I never called him out on reddit the whole time (I'm too chill and naive for my own good) he never sent me my stuff.


[1 Points] kycrankstar:

ha ha good shit man


[1 Points] None:

The broken leg is one I've heard so many times. Another one is dead family member. Hahaha it is like a vendor's excuse for not going to work :)


[-3 Points] travelghost:

Check the tracking online, you can see when they mailed it.