USPS - The Waiting Game

Your heart pounds against your ribs, another car drove by. You sit inside your cozy home asking, "Was that it? Did the mail come? Will my package arrive today?" You ordered express on Friday, your package was shipped that day. Saturday passed to no avail. Sunday was wasted waiting for another glorious day when USPS actually delivers. You feel it in your bones. There's small chance it won't arrive. Now you're playing, the waiting game.


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[5 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

My mail guy gives a little knock to let me know. Nice guy


[2 Points] borensteinbore:

I thought I was wierd for being highly attuned to the peculiar whine of the mailtrucks' engines.


[1 Points] Drugaddicatedanimal:

LOL I know the feeling. After a few successful orders you can hear the sound the mail truck makes from a mile away. Then when he gets to your street you find a spot in the window to watch him without disturbing the blinds...watching for him to scan the tracking...common scan common scan common scan...HE'S SCANNED IT!!! (happy dance!) ...casually walk to the mail box and swISH! nothing but net, lets get high!


[1 Points] None:

Get a box at a mail store, businesses get their mail earlier than residential areas


[1 Points] Clix828:

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[1 Points] Rolling_Stonedd:

I've caught myself literally creeping behind the window curtain waiting for the truck to come by around the time I expect it to. Then I step back and think... "The hell is wrong with me"


[1 Points] rappercake:

The USPS delivers express mail on Sundays, iirc.


[1 Points] TheGateKeepah:

Every time I pass one when driving I mumble "My nigga." They always wave as if they hear me.

I love those envelope fondling bastards..


[1 Points] None:

Mail truck sound gives me a semi. I hate when you're so sure it's coming today and then you just get junk mail. I want to be like, hey are you sure you didn't forget my pack? The worst part is then you're stuck waiting another 24 hours min. Why can't they deliver mail twice a day. That would be sweet.