Clarifying some lingo

Okay so I have done a few orders over the years from back in old SR days. What is this whole talk about "cleaning house waiting for international orders to come in"?

By clean house.....do you guys mean vaccum around and wipe down the counters in case the cops roll up or what?

Serious question though....because Jelly Kid wants to know.


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[34 Points] galaxyandspace:

Step One: Don sexy maid costume. Your gender does not matter at this point.

Step Two: Grab a broom. Sweep your cocaine into some massive lines, and snort em all. Your going to need the energy.

Step Three: Remove all drugs and paraphernalia from your house.

Step Four: Refuse all packages in maid costume. Deny that you live there.

Step Five: Use your extra energy to take a trip down to your local police station. Bring your broom too. Start sweeping their floors and screaming at the top of your lungs "My HOUSE is Clean!!!!!!!!" at least a dozen times. They will see the mania in your eyes and know you haven't committed any crimes.

Step 6: There is no step 6. You have OD'd on cocaine.


[7 Points] JellyKidwantstoknow:

But what is actually "cleaning house"

Do you just remove anything illegal from your place? Because my place is clean as shit then.


[6 Points] CocaineNose:

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[7 Points] VodkaontheCrackRocks:

Hide the body and spray some frebreeze. Dont put any heads in the freezer because that the first place they look.


[0 Points] boofk:

http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm

Answer this and put particular focus on the second to last question.