All Australians please import all your drugs. Do yourselves a favour.

Australia is the shithole of the drug world - albeit very lucrative :)

I pay $30 for a pill that does jack shit locally, or I can buy 1 gram of GOOD MDMA for around $65 from overseas, this could then make around 7-10 good hits.

I imported 14G of MDMA for under $500. Da fuck? if you were to purchase this here it would cost you over $3000 and it would be jumped on so much it would resemble gunk.

And for every aussie out there - Please import your drugs. Fuck the local re-sellers, they make so much money off you its not funny. Just do it yourself.

Use tails / Tor / Encrypt your messages and you are good to go. The more the merrier

Fuck the bikies and their bullshit. They can go get fucked.

Import it straight from the cook. No middle man jumping on your shit.

Alchohol is fucked as well. Get some good MDMA in and lets all love each other.

PEACE!!

This is the best process for those who are worried about the 'customs' who are so overrated.

You = buy coins and order the goods 1st Mate = use his house for delivery (keep it clean though) 2nd Mate = use him for distribution.

All your other mates and sexy women = have great times, cheap, fun, awesome.. and most important. SAFE DRUGS on the MDMA, KETAMINE, ACID, COKE.

GG

Keep it in your circle of friends, treat each other nice, spread the love and rewards and joyus occasions.

Great partys.

None of this 'oh man, my dealer gave me salt rocks instead of ice' or 'this MDMA didnt do anything' or; 'This ketamine burned my nose and fucked my sinuses cause his a fuck and cut it with who knows what'

Party on.

Customs - They are there just to be seen. It''s the same as dogs at music festivals, they need to be seen as if they are doing something.. they know they will never stop the drugs, but they make mums sleep easy at night, keeping the babies safe. If they caught every drug importer then they wouldn't have a job anymore!!

If the cops caught all the bad guys, what would the cops do with themselves??

They throw out small amounts. The amount of money it would take to get a court order, search warrant, man power etc. for 1G of MDMA is pointless.

You have to think to yourself? what do they get out of kicking a door down that had 1G sent to it?

NOTHING. They can't seize assets, they can't arrest anyone (unless you admit to it)

Rant over .


Comments


[42 Points] anangrygayvirgin:

I read this with an Australian accent and it was hilarious


[33 Points] None:

I have an idea, you should buy 14g of MDMA for $500, then resell it for $3000.


[22 Points] Samnite4Life:

Bikies...even your criminals are adorable koalas.


[11 Points] SmellYaLater:

Yeah, you're talking shit. You think Customs are not serious in this country? LOL. I've been caught by Customs long before this darknet market shit. Sadly, we have some of the strictest customs checks in the World.

I got caught trying to import bulk benzos a long time ago. Before all this newfag shit. You get a notice that states every law you have broken and a promise they will arrest you if you do it again.

Since then, I have not even been able to get even a single cigar through international mail. Once they have your name, they will never let anything past them.


[9 Points] KingKush007:

GDay Mate...have you ever wondered why so many vendors specifically state Worldwide delivery except Australia...hmmm


[6 Points] sqoatz:

You think Australia has it bad? Try living in NZ ;)


[5 Points] hugsfordrugs:

Being a US citizen, I've always wondered just how tight Australian customs really is. Obviously they're more thorough than your average country customs because vendors across the board have decreased shipping success to Australia, but I can't imagine how customs could possibly seize packages from stealthier vendors or items (like LSD) that are so easy to hide.


[6 Points] thehappiehippie:

What vendors are best for getting MDMA into Aus??


[0 Points] METHAMPHETAFRIEND:

Fuck sake dude. I know youre excited and shit. But why the fuck make this thread. To every cunt here think long and fucking hard about who you distribute this info to. Yes, some of us Import and get high quality drugs much cheaper. And some of us WOULD LIKE TO FUCKING KEEP IT THAT WAY OK.

It's one thing to bring in bulk quantities, being a single package which barely registers as a blip in the scheme of regular parcel deliveries. But when you've got little Scumbag Jonny Everycunt from down the road pulling in half a dozen tiny orders from around the globe, there's gonna be a noticeable spike in volume, and thus a further tightening of how customs do their


[2 Points] None:

Are you rolling?


[1 Points] Mrwazztazz:

Dude the whole time I was reading this I was just thinking "YEAH! YEAH!" Dude you hit that spot on. I remember when I gave my friend like a gram to smoke (note: he didn't know where I got it from) and the next day he comes back with the biggest smile on his face and told me that was some of the best weed he'd tried in a while.


[1 Points] ttrrav:

i buy all mine from overseas too. however 5 out of the last 8 havent arrived....ive being importing myself for the past 12months or more....if you lose a few here and there you still end up winning-the problem is when your addicted and you have to wait


[0 Points] BlueShadesTM:

You speak the truth, you could even make a little profit selling some imported stuff!