Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[6 Points] coffeencreme:

First!

Do I pee to mark my territory now or what?!


[2 Points] an_illegal_smile:

Honest to God, even though he was older than me I never thought I would outlive David Bowie. He seemed as much as an immortal embodiment of art and beauty and style as a real person. The man never did a single ordinary thing in his life, I still can't wrap my head around that he's done something as ordinary as die. The world feels like a much sadder and greyer place today.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] the_nin_collector:

Been living in Japan for the past decade. Coming back to the USA for a visit. I am WAY out of the loop and don't know anyone who smokes weed anymore.

Never used TOR... Is it worth it? Safe? for a ONE time transaction to buy some weed? Where do I even start?


[1 Points] Satoshi-:

What is a Satoshi?


[1 Points] WaltonTheGreat:

Why does my heroin dealer take 2 hours in between each text? D;


[1 Points] DrinkTilYouWantMe:

Whats the biggest dnm right now?


[1 Points] DrinkTilYouWantMe:

Whats the biggest dnm right now?


[1 Points] MagnusLarsson:

Is getting caught with prescription pills like Oxy (without a prescription) as bad as getting caught with coke or other totally illicit drugs

Aren't any of you scared about vendor recrimination (they are drug dealers after all who have your address) when making negative threads about them or even getting into pretty bad arguments with them?


[1 Points] None:

So darknet markets should be Darwinian or Utopian? Discuss.


[1 Points] GhandiGod:

There may or may not be a huge snowstorm in my area and I'm supposed to get my VERY first order . Do vendors usually ship product in a water proof package? I got a 10 strip of LSD.


[1 Points] somefucktookmyuname:

ket what does it feel like


[1 Points] yougotnothingonus:

What are the confirmations when purchasing bitcoin, for example I buy coins from a website that when the purchase is cleared, send me a link to blockchain..info that says my transaction has '2 confirmations'. what does that mean exactly


[1 Points] Molestador:

Is topgearuk still on any of the markets?


[1 Points] HenryPouet:

How safe is it to order weed through the Dark Net? How safe is it to order in big quantities (for resell)? I'm looking for a vendor in France that is discreet and has quite the stock, any name?


[1 Points] an_illegal_smile:

It's Tuesday now, but I think this question is stupid enough not to be constrained by mere dates.

What is the point of reddit karma numbers? Do they have any meaning in terms of how one's post ranks in the thread or something else of concrete value? Or is it just an e-penis measuring contest? Is link karma somehow different than comment karma, since they're counted separately?


[1 Points] AlienInvasionAkAkAk:

Would anyone recommend trying variations of weed? Like hash, edibles, concentrates, etc. If so, which do you recommend, why, and how do you know how much to take? Thanks!


[1 Points] tybob123:

Whats the biggest market these days?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] reasonable66:

inb4 dumbest question. AND it's Tuesday

I've lurked enough to realize that Canada Lab Supplies is one of the Canadian Vendors but where is their website?? Or alternate Canadian molly vendor.

All I want to do is purchase a small amount of molly for personal use. i've got the tails/tor thing down but where do i, em, shop? This whole thing is so confusing it might be legal by the time I figure it out.

Haven't even started with bitcoin yet :(


[0 Points] None:

For all the people that are 'losing money on the markets'...why not just steal it back somehow? There's got to be a way heheh


[-1 Points] None:

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