Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[10 Points] zman3000:

Spent my weekend having a brosexual tranny party fueled by bobalax sandâ„¢ and bathsalts.


[8 Points] throwaway8373789782:

This happened last night actually. Me and a couple of my buddies was tripping on acid, and we wanted to roll a blunt. I asked, "Does anyone have a grinder?" and my friend pulls down his pants and spreads his checks and says,"Here is my grinder!" He didn't know that grinder was a gay hook up website, but everyone else did and we all fell on the floor laughing for atleast 3 straight mins, this was my first ROFL experience, and I would recommend atleast trying it at one point during your life. It was a great Christmas.


[5 Points] hashmon:

Too much MDA. I'm spoiled, and now I need a break, like a serious break. I'll be nursing my wounds over high-CBD weed, reading Graham Hancock's new book and meditating. I'm not trying to do any contest. Peace, /r/darknetmarkets


[3 Points] The_Literal_Grinch:

Slumber, slumber,

After a two day binge all my head can hear is thunder.

The bastard sun grazes my face, so I must squint in order to see.

I've drank myself into a drunken slum, thank god the bourbon was free.

I tried to steal christmas, at least that was my original plan.

I had a dozen drinks and a line or two dozen, and awoke next to a girl called Arianne.

I want to get out of bed, oh breakfast how I want to kiss thee

I'd have bacon, grits and eggs, and of course a nice cold Iced tea.

My will and my wit, have been stretched to paper thin

Why oh fucking why did I mix that bourbon, with a bottle of gin.

And now I give up and return to my slumber, in hopes to regenerate.

oh what a cruel cruel mistress, is that of a bitch named fate.


[0 Points] None:

I'm curious what these prizes might be. But I haven't done anything substantial in well over 2 years. Can I tell a story from my past for this? Or just it have to be from the current weekend? I would love to tell my 75mg 2ce story lol


[2 Points] Sansasaslut:

It was my mate's 21st yesterday. Got stoned as fuck on whatever bud he had and watched Battle of the Gods and had pizza.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

I don't know if this qualifies as mayhem. This yesterday i was at my friends house, we like to sled every and any chance we have. We had some dmt, so i too a huge hit. My awesome friend, put me in a trashcan and rolled me down a hill while i was out.


[1 Points] shitbrik:

I'm uber high still coctailing only x4 last night


[1 Points] Ghostfeind:

I swear I played Wordbrain for like 48 hours this weekend....my neck is killing me.

At least I'm high.


[1 Points] TossThatBag:

I vaped some weed and got a massage on my dinner break yesterday. Working in NYC has its perks. I just wish the clueless tourists could learn sidewalk etiquette.


[0 Points] None:

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