[Vendor Review] - HumboldtFarms

Details
Vendor: [HumboldtFarms]
Market: [Evolution]
Product: [14g Blue Dream Grade A+++ Premium Weed 1/2oz]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
Decoy: [NO]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [8] / 10
Stealth: [8] / 10
Shipping time: [9] / 10
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [NA] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10

Now, I know all of you are probably thinking: "Oh god, not another HumboldtFarms review that guy is a sand seller!" And I'm sure as hell not going to try and convince you to buy from him if you want to be safe. The only reason I bought from him was because I saw all the positive reviews on Evo and purchased from him thinking I would be safe because "how could he have so many positive reviews if he were a scammer?" (I found that most redditors who buy from him have this problem.) However, I'm still going to review his shit in spite of being called HumboldtFarms myself.
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So, now that I've finished telling you guys I'm an idiot, let me get to reviewing how my experience went. When I first ordered from HumboldtFarms, I definitely got the vibe that he was a very big vendor and that there were a couple people running the shop. I sent the order in and messed up sending my address to him (this is my second order, so I forgot how to PGP), but he just asked me to resend my address. Not gonna lie, the 'destructo-note-whateverthefuckitscalled' comment made me sketchy but I continued anyway. He marked it shipped the next day and then I got it two business days later. As far as the stealth goes, I would say that it isn't bad enough to not order from him again, but it's not so good that it couldn't be improved in some ways. Overall, I'm comfortable with the level of stealth he used. The product itself, I'd say I'm pleased with. I put NA in the box above because - although I'm personally happy with what I got - I can't say I've had enough experience to put a proper number up there for more experienced members of the community (being new to it and all). However, I took a couple hits before doing any sort of review (as the good consumer I am) and I've got to say I'm pretty stoned writing this right now - simply judging by the fact I haven't wanted to stab myself in the eye for the amount of work I had to do to make this damn review nice ( fuck guys, don't we have a review generator or something for this? I can't find it!). Okay, off topic. Anyway, the product. I couldn't tell if they looked like the picture, but I can say they smelt a lot better and felt much better than the last batch of Blue Dreams I got. So I'm pretty happy with what was sent to me.

Edit: lol the formatting ninja edit

Edit2: Obligatory warning because Autobot down there might not be seen,

The vendor HumboldtFarms is on our Blacklist. For more information, see the wiki article: /r/darknetmarkets/wiki/index/blacklist

Now, for the pictures before my stoned self forgets to put them in: pic1:http://imgur.com/ZenKF0Z,WS4B86O,woFnYlW,9YdrAgI#0 pic2:http://imgur.com/ZenKF0Z,WS4B86O,woFnYlW,9YdrAgI#1 pic3:http://imgur.com/ZenKF0Z,WS4B86O,woFnYlW,9YdrAgI#2 pic4:http://imgur.com/ZenKF0Z,WS4B86O,woFnYlW,9YdrAgI#3

| TOTAL SCORE: | [85] / 90


Comments


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[2 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

there's a review generator on panacea. used to be on c9 before it went down.


[1 Points] jadedsynk:

Well that doesn't look like sand at all.


[1 Points] Deafcunt:

Hmph.


[0 Points] arhombus:

Looks decent.