Thine Ten Crack Commandments
...And the Trap-Lord said unto Biggie, Come up to me into the mount, and be there: and I will give thee tablets of crack, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them. And Biggie rose up, and his minister Tupac: and Biggie went up into the mount of God. Then the Trap-Lord said to Biggie, "Tell the urbanites this: 'You have seen for yourselves that I have spoken to you from the trap:
Number 1: Thou shalt not let thy associates know thee expanse of thy wealth.
Number 2: Thou shalt not let it known thy next move.
Number 3: Thou shalt not trust anyone.
Number 4: Thou shalt not consume thine own supply.
Number 5: Thou shalt not distribute any quantities from thine abode.
Number 6: Thou shalt not front product.
Number 7: Thou shalt not intwine thy family and thy business.
Number 8: Thou shalt not burden thyself with product.
Number 9: Thou shalt not be seen in proximity to law enforcement.
Number 10: Thou shalt not do consignment unless thou has clientele.
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