Vendor: PortalUSA
Market: AlphaBay
Product: 28Gs Alaskan Thunderfuck
Price: $150.00
Shipping: $8.00
Required FE: No
Ship From: USA
Ship to: USA
Vacuum Sealed: Yes
[8/10] - Stealth. It's basically the industry standard. Nothing over the top, but it gets the job done. GW won't be going into details because only an idiot would.
[10/10] - Shipping Speed. Usually goes out within 2 days of order placed, and it's 2 - 3 day shipping speed. PortalUSA doesn't false advertise their shipping speed like some vendors GW has used before.
[10/10] - Communication. The vendor really shines in this department. They provide honest answers usually within the same day of asking. They will also tell you what the strongest product they have is, so don't hesitate to ask if that is your preference.
[8/10] - Product. The product quality is above average for the price range. GW has had a-lot worse in this price range many times. Nugs were fat, no shake, and all of GW's orders were overweight. Here is some slight detail regarding the 2 strains GW prefers from PortalUSA. Both were frosty as fk by the way.
Alaskan Thunderfuck - If they are selling this then you better get it immediately. If you look in the dictionary under fire, this strain would be listed there. It has a diesel smell to it, and it permeates the room instantly. Nugs are fat and dense, and it was cured to perfection. One nug weighted 7.6 grams. This is what GW expects from vendors advertising high grade.
Permafrost - Not as dense as the Thunderfuck, and the trim job could have been better. However; the quality was not degraded because of this, and it still destroyed. It has a pleasant earthy tone, and it was also cured properly. GW preferred the thunderfuck, but the permafrost is definitely no slouch.
[9/10] - Overall. GW wouldn't consider many vendors a bro, but PortalUSA is definitely a bro. If you are looking for an honest vendor that ships fast and doesn't bullshit, then look no further. Just make sure you inquire about potency if you have high tolerance, or even if you have a preference like indica or sativa.
GW has only tested PortalUSA's bud, so this review does not apply to other products offered. Sorry no pictures could be provided. Will post some in this review after the next order though. Happy smoking bros :)
Pics please? I would love to see some weed porn