Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[9 Points] None:

The reason there is over a foot of snow in some North Eastern U.S. areas is because the government is using weather modification microwave to disrupt the postal service. That way packs sit there and they have time to open every single one of them and replace your weed with mind controlling genetically modified ganja. Before long you'll be a disposable government agent. It happened to me once. Thank god I broke the spell. They had me working for TT making a ton of money on DNM in order to fund mk ultra style operation. We were also working at the childrens hospital administering 50mg doses to the patients. But I digress, this was years ago. Back to the current situation; the snow storm. Ive also heard from a reliable source (Mike Pence's cousins step brother) that cia is lacking a good H supply, and they really need the money from dealing, so they're intercepting all the fent packs and theyre gonna use that instead of dope. Theyve decided 10mg per dope bag of uncut fent should be good size. I just really hope they dont intercept the O of apvp. I've been up for 36 earth spinneroos waiting and im starting to get sick of the reptillians knocking on my door asking for more. Like for real just fuck off yoou ugly shape shifter. Damn. Wish I could give you more intel but they wont allow it. sorry byebye bye bye bye bye


[8 Points] throwingaway0980:

JoR and Tt are the same people including all "their" "resellers". TT will have a huge exit scam starting from pelican and really throw everyone with a saviornalox exit.

JoR returns to flood the market at inflated price


[7 Points] LogicalParanoria:

My neigbor's wife wants to fuck me and I'm pretty sure her husband is AlpraKing. What do I do?


[5 Points] Richard-Prior:

Ole Kim Jong is on that good good NK D meth and he's getting all, extra meglo maniacal and shit.


[2 Points] CaptSkrimshaw:

Planet x will be as big as the moon in the sky by November


[2 Points] hankyspankytroll:

My package with coke in it has not come yet because it's been seized and I have to clean house. Wow I'm paranoid as fuck and don't even fuck with meth!


[1 Points] None:

The earth is flat, try and prove me wrong.