Allot of people are getting upset with the posts here recently, so I thought you might get some enjoyment out of this..

The Darknet Markets sub reddit simulator!, its an almost perfect parody of this community. For those who don't know the subreddit simulator basically generates random posts based on commonly used phrases in a sub, and some are absolute gold.

Some of my personal favourites include 'Am I fucked ? Am I screwed? sending to lodge/hotel', Looking to get my btc get stolen? and of course Product shipped 3 days ago, should I be concerned?.

Hope you find it as entertaining as I do.


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[14 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

Why does everyone seem to be extinct, might have an extra chromosome

YUP


[10 Points] underworldsheriff:

I'm really stoned and I read "Looking to get my btc get stolen", is it just me who can't make sense of this?


[5 Points] Immaloner:

I'm getting upset at the atrocious spelling around here! ;) How does a two-word phrase ("a lot") become an entirely different word ("allot")?

allot ษ™หˆlรคt verb give or apportion (something) to someone as a share or task. "equal time was allotted to each"

a lot Very many, a large number; also, very much. For example, A lot of people think the economy is declining, or Sad movies always made her cry a lot.


[3 Points] cannareview:

What's the deal with Sc13nC3 on Alpha Bay - Made order hasn't arrived 4 days?


[3 Points] None:

Exit Scam Possibility!! [Vendor Review] TGUK - 100 Xanax - 50pills

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WARNING: DO NOT USE NUCLEUS, order stuck in escrow can anyone help with education?

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For those who like to be safe?

Lololol. Sometimes the truth can be stranger than fiction too...


[2 Points] None:

I flushed her puckered hole gaping wide for a second and I do wonder if I made that comment after he was done.


[2 Points] Corytrevorthrowaway:

This is terrible. Do we really want names of random vendors popping up on a mainstream subreddit like this?


[2 Points] Ketplusbinaurals:

Bars sub is fucking stupid

And what will happen to my package, and should I call the post office to get stamps would be safe at reception if I told them no. The new brand of diazepam he carries was something I researched a few years ago on agora and I just wanted to vent. * For every $100 you spend (it does not matter as long as his listings last week, put them back up, and they have yet to get high and i got scammed. but just yesterday a letter with my order being bounced back a week and a half,. im also not sure if this is a recent change...

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/4ahxxa/bars_sub_is_fucking_stupid/

Lmao this could've been real.


[1 Points] Crazypens30:

I got a major kick out of it, Rainbow! (And I'm relatively new to this subreddit). Thank you!!


[1 Points] DooshNozzzle:

aha awesome!!! Thank you for sharing. it's almost a cloned copy of our sub lol!


[1 Points] My6thRedditusername:

This is fantastic


[1 Points] exmachinalibertas:

Awesome, but would you turn it off on the main sub!?


[1 Points] Stellar_Surfer:

Dope!!!


[1 Points] None:

"Bars sub is fucking retarded"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


[-7 Points] tweakingpelicant:

Damn .. those posts make less sense than the US presidential candidates

Completely unfunny