A few days before Evo went down, I placed an order with Grandpa Joe for 6g of his most excellent shatter. He marked the order shipped and, not long after, Evo went down (those fucking bastards.)
I had no idea if the product had shipped or not, and no easy way to get in touch with Joe. Well, it did ship, I got it, and I am one happy camper!
The stealth was spot on. He does everything right, including using a (sealed) MBB. I won't order from vendors who don't.
I got two strains: Strawberry Cough and Blue City Diesel. They are both stable at room temperature and can be handled by hand no problem... they look exactly like the pictures on the listings, and they are both DELICIOUS!
The Stawberry Cough is a really nice Hazey sativa with a sweet taste. Great for morning, work, etc. The Blue City Diesel is super terpy and, I think, has more indica. Great for evenings.
I'm a medical user in a dry state with no appetite. Before Grandpa's order came, I had not been eating much at all. Last night, though, I vaped a big dab of Blue City Diesel and munched the fuck out: shrimp n' grits, biscuits, a milkshake, a bag of chips, and a reece's peanut butter cup. More than I've eaten all week.
I love you Grandpa! I will follow you wherever you go and be a loyal customer forever.
I feel terrible that you did not get paid. If we can figure out a way to do it safely, I'd like to pay you 50% to help you get back on your feet. Without you, I'd still not be eating. Maybe a custom (overpriced) listing on my next order?
P.S. Sorry for no photos, guys. I have a disability and would need help to take pictures, which would be too risky opsec-wise. Trust me when I say Grandpa's pics are legit.
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