[VENDOR AD] OLDMAN OLD SCHOOL - BankofQuark

This will be posted across all pertinent subs, so forgive any redundancy.

I'm allowed one advertisement per month per the rule here. I follow the rules, but I plan to get a little ridiculous. Let's be unconventional for a change.

First let me give a little doxxing information:

I'm old. Much older than most of you. I know some things. Some of these things have come from eating a shit ton of hallucinogens. Most of them come from good old fashioned experience and a very expensive but otherwise unfruitful education.

Hallucinogens can teach you what love is, but they can not make you do it. Love is a verb that necessitates action. You can not learn love. Love teaches you.

I have no less than nine people pulling on my old gray beard telling me, "I love you." These people sleep in my arms, take comfort on my properties, and provide me with all that I need to be me. All the while, I still cherish my time with just me. This is my real life...

I took a vacation this past weekend. Some vendors' ideas of a vacation may be of a tropical variety.

Mine was quiet solitude on a river bank. A fellow camper had some mushrooms. I ate a few. Music was playing nearby. It was beautiful.

I pooped my tent - and slept in it. No, I didn't shit myself because I'm old, you fucker - I was faced and couldn't find my damn way out of the tent I'd owned for ten years. I left the tent on the campground; but I did fold that nasty fucker up and put it in the trash bin after I washed myself off in the river. I had shit from my knees down. There was nothing I could do for the tent. RIP tent.

You may be asking yourself, "How the fuck does this narcissistic rant translate into an advertisement?"

Two things:

  1. I'm going to give away another $50 ($5 at a time) worth of BTC on Agora, but ONLY for those that use PGP. You must post in my thread on the Agora forums. I'm not going to link it. Go find it. I'm giving away money. I am typing this off-line. I'm making an effort to maintain OPSEC. You should too. It is not for my security. It is for yours. Post your request. PM me and use PGP for your details (BTC address you'd like coin sent). Be sure it's a valid address. I come through - I always do if I'm alive.

  2. EDIT: cannabis listings were removed after having some second thoughts

You can probably tell that I am no stranger to DNMs. I was around before they became all torified and shit. We used PGP and email back in the day - it's a pain to go on and off line, but it works. You tend to get shit right the first time if you do it off-line, encrypt, then send. I'm out of that game, but I do recognize the importance of DNMs.

I can't help but think that the people involved are getting younger and younger every day. However, I have my own kids and grandkids to watch. If you need someone to watch you, you probably should be in jail or home with your mom IMO.

In the meantime, I'm going to try and build a stupid internet reputation so I can make some beer and live music money. Check out my listings on Agora.

EDIT: http://lacbzxobeprssrfx.onion/index.php/topic,25782.0.html This the link to the Agora forum thread per /r/Lobali 's request.

EDIT2: I would give links to my profile page, but this isn't the kind of thing I keep saved on anything. I'm not logged in right now, so I can't do this at this time.

EDIT3: The cannabis listings are (EDIT4) down.

EDIT5: Due to sporadic down time and the time sensitive nature of these transactions; I decided to get an email account for PGP users only. PGP me your details and I will fill the order like always. The email is: bankofquark@Safe-mail.net. Please do not include a subject or cleartext. If you don't use PGP, then do not email me at this address unless you have spoken to me prior to doing so.

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Comments


[4 Points] None:

I hate to be a killjoy, but you need to post a link to at least your vendor profile page on a market for vendor ads. I'll leave it up, but please update it as soon as you get a change.

(PS: I'm old too. I like having other old people around :))


[2 Points] durgsrbad:

Jesus, I'm half-tempted to give you the fifty bucks just for the tent story.


[1 Points] hrmbus:

Done and done!

Thanks for this mate. Agora recently lost a deposit of mine so every little bit helps me save up


[1 Points] None:

Age is nothing more than a number, welcome to being OLD :-)


[1 Points] docano0789:

hey quark been searching for u for a bit jus wanted to ask is agora the only site u are a vendor to? i made business with you in the past, would like to continue just i have a hard time getting in contact with you to make btc exchanges through the agora site always being down, do you have any other form or site to contact you more easier to make these exchange possible im a serious buyer will not WASTE YOUR TIME!!!