Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!
Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
[14 Points] DNMthrowaway187:
[5 Points] octomarvel:
Pelican is actually named Pierre and is a NBA mascot as his main job.
Sorry for the doxxing big bird. For the record, I don't think you look like a big scary chicken.
=)
[4 Points] None:
So I woke up feeling gloomy. Take a little bit of valium, prolly will take the other small chunk in a few. But I can't help but wonder...about this dove that has been cooing right outside my window up in one of the trees near by. Is it cooing for me? Is this lovely, cute, and rather adorable bird helping me feel peaceful during a time of mild-moderate distress? Is it like the time I ate half an oz of peyote and ended up being the last camper awake, thinking that the owl perched up in the trees above us could hear my thoughts? Are these birds trying to comfort me? If so, bless their hearts. Such adorable creatures really. They have the power of flight for crying out loud; that must be neat. Coo on little dove...for your voice is soothing to me right now. May your cousin owl serve as protection over the wood for all the rest of the animals that stir about.
Yup, we're all out of tin foil too. Just my luck...
[3 Points] BlackGoatSemen:
Shadow people.
[3 Points] _FreshAccount_:
MK Ultra is really the name of the ultimate mind expanding drug that was successfully developed by the government through all those programs and human experiments you hear about. It's like a spiritual steroid that allows the user to achieve a super conscience nirvana type state usually only attainable by the most astute and dedicated spiritual disciples by just taking just a single dose, but is being withheld from the public and reserved for the elite.
[2 Points] None:
Nucleus and DHL are run by the same team, as well as dream and alphabay. With life in prison as a daily threat, as well as insane hacker teams with endless funds and determination, the reality is that all of this markets will come, be around for a while, then exit scam after they've done their money. There is no trust to be gained anymore, just a big, millionaire gamble. Get your drugs and get the fuck out ASAP.
[1 Points] ForLol_Serious:
/u/ForLol_Serious is the reincarnation of /u/for_seriouslol
/u/daretohope can confirm
[1 Points] Litico:
i woke up today and I realized BMR is still never coming back
[1 Points] None:
too many bathsalts
That with all the talk of countries realizing the war on drugs has been a failure. It's actually a massive ploy. The plan is for countries to decriminalize Narcotics, wait a year, say hey this has been really successful so we're going to legalize drugs.
Everyone is YAY and things feel great....
Then the governments decide they are going to regulate the market itself and become the prime manufacturers of said drugs. Things are good at first....and then the over doses start...first a few here or there...then the news is reporting it by the thousands...the millions...
It comes to light that they did all this because they actually wanted to wipe our drug use once and for all.....by poisoning the addicts.
:(