How I got busted

By not waiting for my pack to land and reaching out to a local dealer and it up being a sting operation all for just a gram of weed.

Im telling this because Im finally off probation for evading arrest and I dont have anymore anxiety attacks thinking about it.

TLDR: Dont buy drugs from a muslim dude that isnt a citizen In America.

Met up with a friend to go buy some weed with him. He knew this dude who sold, so I went with him. We knocked on the door and the door flys open. I see 5 men in red bandanas and jeans with tactical vest on yelling at me. I took off running and outran Jack Bauuer and his goons, hid in the pool next door for a couple hours. My friend that wasnt as quick me got caught, gave up my name and let him go without any charges.

Come to find out, this dealer is from Quatar shipping weed from Washington State by the pounds through FEDEX!!!!!

After reading the police report in my case. This is the gist of how the Fedex sting went down 5 minutes before I walked in.

Muslim dude ships a over nights a few pounds of weed from Washington state. Smell is horrendous, a Fedex manager notifies the local DEA office. The DEA then notifies Homeland security because 1) Muslim dude from Quatar 2) Washington state is within their 100 mile radius of jurisdiction,(this is no where no near the border but the package came from WA). 6 days pass of when the pack should have landed. An undercover gang unit LE dresses up as a Fedex guy, gets a signature from the Muslim dealer. The local gang unit supervised by a DEA and Homeland Security agent raid the apartment and arrest everyone there and continue to arrest everyone who walks into the apartment. I walk in 5 minutes after this happens.

Had to stop ordering from the DM and had to get rid of my beautiful plants. But what happen to Alphabay? Also still waiting on a Kmart package sent about a year ago mofo.


Comments


[58 Points] ForLol_Serious:

and outran Jack Bauuer and his goons

This makes me want to watch 24 again


[43 Points] stuffguyman:

Fucking LOL, you cant ship weed through FEDEX only USPS.


[13 Points] None:

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[9 Points] madisonrebel:

TLDR: Dont buy drugs from a muslim dude that isnt a citizen In America.

Jesus fucking Christ. This should be basic common sense.


[7 Points] XaviTheChemist:

sounds like a bad friend


[6 Points] None:

It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone here that market deals are infinitely safer and will involve products of higher purity than soliciting a stranger for banned substances in person. Anonymity has something attractive about it, just can't put my finger on it. Oh yeah, this won't happen, amongst other unattractive outcomes. I don't want to do the old 'I told you so' but why risk it just for fucking weed? Lesson learned

Edit. And I've heard several stories of people buying street weed and testing positive for opiates. You don't know what was in that bag before some jackass stuffed weed into it and thought it would be a great idea to walk around looking for customers. Deal only with people who have the resources and the smarts needed (not much) to figure out how dnms work.


[2 Points] stonedbuyer01:

You know your screen name ask YOUR old and savior to fuck you right? "Hey heyzus fuck me"


[1 Points] MeinKampfWasntWrong:

LOL 😂😂 it's fun to imagine this


[1 Points] Izup69:

Bro u coulda not ran and got off w/o shit. Unless u was carrying some. In that case I support the running


[1 Points] wasntpayingattention:

Dude... Kmart?


[1 Points] throwawayk5zq47j6wd3:

Also still waiting on a Kmart package sent about a year ago mofo.

And this is why I never order from Africa. Ask him for a reship, it'll probably only 9 months this time


[1 Points] Cubansangwich:

Him being muslim and from qatar had nothing to do with homeland security getting involved, anything international is their jurisdiction. Like a year ago AK posted about some customers he had that got raided by homeland security for a pack of 20,000 bars CA to USA


[1 Points] shadowofashadow:

I.sont blame you for running since it technically worked, your friend is iust an ass. But it sounds like if you had stuck around and not said shit they'd have nothing to charge you with. It's not illegal to knock on a drug dealers door.


[1 Points] riker9:

wow lol, what a waste of resources


[1 Points] MandyThatGirl:

Because I'm good enough..I'm smart enough. And gosh darn it, people like me. Especially Law Enforcement...they reaally like me.


[1 Points] 2happytimes2:

Sounds like you were dealing with a very unprofessional vendor.


[1 Points] kookieless:

Good thing I voted for Trump.


[0 Points] None:

What a fucking noob.


[-2 Points] twintowersrubble:

Nigga u dumb as phuck


[-6 Points] Sn0wcr45h:

So... How did his religion fit into this?