So I was thinking about how thankful I am that the internet is full of drug pushers and dope fiends and I had a great idea -- how about we start a DNM secret santa! Since we are all such avid drug users I figure we can set up an exchange to use the postal service to facilitate interstate transit of non-personal amounts of various scheduled substances to one another in order to really celebrate the season. To make sure that everyone gets what they want, I'm willing to act as a facilitator of sorts -- I just need everyone to send me their email address, the type of drug you prefer, your vendor name and preferred market (if applicable), and whether you prefer large quantities of narcotics due to your intent to distribute them to others. Oh, and obviously I'll need your home address to make sure the package gets where it's intended! LOL, almost forgot!
Once I get enough participants I'll match all you drugheads up with one another and then the real fun can begin! There's no price limit in this gift exchange -- the more drugs you're willing to send through the mail, the better! Remember to give me your address, because the more drugs you're willing to send, the more you'll get! Let's start this early and make this the best season yet for us Darkwing Market users!
SWIM thinks this is a great idea! Thanks /u/DefinitelyNOTthe_DEA, you seem very trustworthy for some reason.