[Vendor Review] FrostyTheSnowman '1g Good quality crystal meth'

UPDATE: Frosty sent me an encrypted tracking number, and it looks like he did send an express pack on the monday following the saturday it was marked shipped. There has been no movement or updates on it for 6 days though, just stuck at the origin facility. Moving to Belize, everybody. Will be sending post cards.

If/when it arrives, I will write an updated review detailing the actual potency, weight, stealth, etc.

Sorry Frosty! Thanks for putting up with me!

BELOW IS MY ORIGINAL SATIRICAL REVIEW. DISREGARD IT.

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His response mentioned that he was having network issues and couldn't access his messages. (He did get online both days and accept multiple FE orders, though.) He said he'd be happy to check on the location of my package, so I resent my encrypted address as requested within 30 minutes of his response and have not yet received a reply. Do remember that if a greendot is next to the vendor's name in your messages on dream, they are currently logged on and active. This was true for a whole 6 hours after I sent my response, then it changed to the orange clock notification saying "Seen Today".

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Here's a picture for you guys: https://imgur.com/SK3UoHV

In all seriousness, I was a fool to FE with a vendor I hadn't tried before in the first place. I figured I could save $10 if I FE'd but lost $60 as a result. If you take a look at the vendor's feedback, there are a few other negative reviews that imply he is a selective scammer.

It's unfortunate that selective scamming isn't taken too seriously on the largest current DNM. You know what I miss about SR1 the most? It's leadership. Here is a small excerpt from a wired article about the infamous Variety Jones.

"he imagined (after smoking a joint, he admitted) how the Silk Road would appear to his grandson in the year 2450. "The Road spanned the solar system, from the cities of Earth, to the moons of Jupiter and beyond, the Road was more than just a hidden network of vendors and customers, products and shipments," Jones wrote. "The Road was a concept, an idea...The Road was freedom, a way of life.""

With that in mind, I will be reporting the vendor and crossposting this review to the other DNM subreddits & forums if Saturday afternoon passes without receiving the package.

(I admit, I was inspired by another satirical review I saw on this very subreddit, but for the love of Bailey Jay I can't seem to remember it)

If for some reason I do receive my order, then I will edit this and write a serious & detailed review along with an apology if it is warranted.

Stay safe out there, DNM family.


Comments


[24 Points] None:

at first I was like "was is this idiot posting ANOTHER picture of NOTHING" then I read the review and felt bad for you.


[25 Points] Schwoops12:

When they're deleting subs left and right and this guy posts a meth review lmfao


[3 Points] AlpraCream:

Guys, I'm not saying this is not selective scamming, but my favorite vendor I have used for well over a year named synester, has also been getting 1 star reviews randomly lately by competitors. Just like frosty, synester offers the lowsest prices on his RCs and has attracted some unwanted competition from his competitors to bring his name down.

Just take that as something to consider everyone.


[1 Points] None:

Fuck. I just FEed an order with her yesterday. He has never let me down, but took over 48 hours to mark it as shipped. FML. Good thing I got some yayo to hold me down.


[1 Points] burden_of_boof:

Man sorry to hear. Never thought he'd scam but, fuck, it's a wild west out there these days (months).


[1 Points] larry151:

I call BULLSHIT. Frosty has never failed. 25+ Times.


[1 Points] jaypay23:

Thanks bro excellent reveiw don't listen to these other shit stinks who are either LE or to pussified to post their own reviews.


[1 Points] brightmoor:

Kudos on your lighthearted take on the situation. Just the right amount of snarkiness, while still getting the pertinent information out.


[1 Points] RoadSheepEvolution:

Looks like I ovverreacted guys and gals. Added an update to top of post.


[-1 Points] AlpraCream:

This shit has been keeping me up for days, not sure why you think it's so bad lol