[Vendor Review] HumboldtFarms - 224g Cali Orange Krush

Vendor Name/Marketplace: HumboldtFarms - Abraxas
Product/s reviewed: Cali Orange Kush Half Pound
International?: USA Domestic
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $1,200
Shipping cost: $7
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[X]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (20 x 4 for 80%)

Comments: HumboldtFarms gets a lot of shit for his "low quality" bud, but the Cali Orange has always been good for the price. It's budget bud and has great bag appeal other than a few stems and seeds. Another user recently posted about it being extremely seed ridden, but this has never been my personal experience. There were about 2 grams of seeds out of the 229 grams I received, which I don't think is excessive. The longest stem was 2.7 inches long.

Humboldt also got points docked for shipping even though I expected the 7 day wait, and it's hard to be quicker than that when you process so many orders a day. Although, my order was marked confirmed and shipped just hours after ordering.

Also, it smells fantastic. Again, it's not fantastic bud but I would agree that it is very good quality compared to the $1200 escrow. You can even get a full pound DD for less than $1900.

Here are some HD pictures of my batch:

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Onion: http://infotombjhy7tcrg.onion/p7oda

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Onion: http://infotombjhy7tcrg.onion/juuyl

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I really do enjoy smoking this weed. If you're an experienced smoker you can very much tell that it's a hybrid. Sometimes I get up and dance and other times I lie down and nap. I actually just packed a blunt with some of this kief and I'm pretty baked for someone who smokes daily. And to anyone asking, no it did not have any mold on it.

Also, not trying to make myself seem important, but if anyone thinks I'm a shill I can verify my other reputable account with the mods.


Comments


[11 Points] None:

No comment on HumboldtFarms, but much respect for the pics. I'm willing to say they're some of the best pics I've ever seen in a review. Great review all around i must say. Good job.


[7 Points] None:

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[3 Points] SlappySpanBank:

Respect for ordering weed


[3 Points] drink_duff_heroin:

just paranoid opsec here - you've got a high res partial fingerprint showing and EXIF data (canon camera, etc) in your photos.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] sir_smokes_alottt123:

This looks pretty decet in my opinion.... thanks for sharing the pictures. Theres been more then a few times that Ive thought about grapping a qp of this. I was always worried about seeds though. Its a tuff call becuase I bet it varies from batch to batch. Overall though it looks like you made out pretty good man


[2 Points] reddit_lurker242:

You bought $1200 worth of weed and he still charged you for shipping?


[1 Points] crenshaw11:

Thanks for the pics, I might pick up a pound of this. I just got a pound of AgentSmith008 greenhouse and it was great. But for less than 1,900 a pound, makes me want to try a QP of this.


[1 Points] HumboldtFarmss:

thanks for the review, shoot me a PM on your market of choice and ill hook you up with a free vape


[0 Points] an_illegal_smile:

Honest review and thanks for the pics. Looks like the Cali Orange Crush I've always gotten from HF, decent mids at a cheap price.

Mold is the new sand, apparently.


[-3 Points] Pimphanstrong:

I can see the mold from here...Couldn't pay me to smoke that...

EDIT: if you guys can't see that that nasty shit up there is totally unfit for human consumption you are exactly what's wrong with the dnms.

"no mold here guys my dealer said so"

You should be ashamed to resell that....