This would probably be better off on /r/drugs, but I only really fuck with you guys so I'm going to put it here. If the mods want me to move it I will.
So, I'm not going to name the vendor, but the listing was for some fishscale top shelf stuff. It's also worth noting that I've never done coke before today so I have nothing to compare it to. It looks like I've always heard the best shit described. It feels immediately oily in your fingers, and it came in very large approx. 0.5g chunks. I bought 3.5 total, and it was overweight but that doesn't matter here. The shit also smells like straight tartar sauce which I thought was pretty cool. It also sparkles like a stripper's glitter when held under a light.
Anyways, I've got a couple people over and they're literally all telling me this is the best coke they've ever seen/had and they're just high as fuck. I've done several fat lines now, and honestly I just feel completely normal. A tad wired at the most, but nothing other than my heart rate and body temperature being significantly higher than normal. I haven't done any drugs this week, and this is my first experience with stimulants I think so I shouldn't have any tolerance whatsoever. Do I just need to keep doing more? Compared to say a 50mg line of MXE these lines are pretty large, and I've put away about four now. Let me know what you pros think. Luhh you nigs btw.
Edit: I just don't know at what point I'm just wasting shit, because it's just not doing anything when I do more.
Edit 2: Up to seven fat ass lines now with about two hours between the first and last, and I'm going to stop before I OD or go into cardiac arrest without even getting high. I probably shouldn't have even fucked with it in the first place. Going to give it another go next weekend and reevaluate the situation with my roommate who hasn't done coke before either and see what happens. I'm going to give it about a zero percent chance this coke is just fake or very poor quality, and I've just got to be the problem here. Sorry for shit posting cluttering up your shit my niggas.
Its entirely possible that your body's chemistry makes you "immune" to cocaine's effects. I'll admit that I don't know which gene or body chemical metabolizes cocaine and gives your body the usual effects, but most drugs rely on your body's chemistry to process it. I've had genetic testing which tested various genes responsible for metabolizing a lot of different drugs and pharmaceuticals. If I remember tomorrow, I will see if cocaine was included but I don't believe it was. If so, I can tell you exactly which gene processes it.
People can be fast, slow, or normal metabolizers of a drug. Anything but "normal" can be problematic. For instance, a slow metabolizer might end up with a large build-up of the drug in their body on what should be a standard dose.
This type of insight (the genetic testing) goes along with the new approach to medicine - personalized medicine. A doctor can take these results, figure out which drugs you should avoid, which work well, and get you drugs that work. Another example - a pain patient complains to their doctor that hteir pain is not addressed by their medication. This approach to medicine will tell your physician if your genetic makeup is the culprit.
Years and years ago, I had Lasik surgery. For that they generally give you a xanax to relax you. I took it and felt absolutely NOTHING. I told the doctor but he didn't seem to believe me b/c he said he gave me a large dose (he had re-dosed me). I figured it was my opioid use that interfered with it, hell, I didn't know better. So fast forward years later, I have this genetic testing done, and lo and behold, I am a very poor metabolizer of Xanax and Valium! My testing showed that it would take abnormally large doses to get therapeutic relief and given this would be dangerous, it is recommended that I stay away from these benzos (I'm actually a poor processor of all benzos I believe).
TL;DR - Either the shit is fake and your friends are feeling the placebo effect OR your body's chemistry is unfortunate in that you cannot enjoy cocaine. Its very plausible that you simply lack the chemical makeup to properly process cocaine. Again, I don't know the specific metabolic pathways of cocaine, I'm applying what I've learned about genes as it applies to the standard classes of drugs (opioids, benzos, etc). And the good news is, TheEconomist1 is a normal metabolizer of all opiods :D
The test costs about $1,800 (it may be cheaper now, this was a while ago when it was more cutting edge). Its probably not worth it for most people, but the good news is that you only have to do it once since your genes don't change. It was worth it for me and I got a combination of drugs that work well for me.