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Vendor Name/Marketplace: Noumena / Valhall |
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Product/s reviewed: 500mg DMT (the higher purity listing) |
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International?: Unflagged to US |
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Vendor requires FE?: NO |
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Price before shipping: $45 |
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Shipping cost :$0 |
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Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
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Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
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Minor cut or impurity - strong |
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Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
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Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
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Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
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Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
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Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
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At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
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Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
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Mylar/non-porous container |
[X]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (20 for 100% ) |
Comments: Had a little coin leftover after popping my DNM cherry with Kacikz. Noumena's 500mg fit the bill perfectly on a number of levels. Ordered on around 1/16, marked shipped 1/18, and received 1/28 (8 Business days). Stealth/misdirection was pretty funny and certainly sufficient. I smoked some last weekend but I didn't quite 'break though' - I was fighting with good & evil in the eternal battle for human souls but I could tell I still have further to go. So if any of you have a good resource for making 'the machine' please share :)
I would use a meth pipe. Take 4 hits and I'm sure you'll blast off