I get that these are just chosen at random and stuff, but can you please quit it with the wedding services shit? This is the third fucking package I've gotten that had something about weddings in the return address.
I've been married for fucking years. My mailman absolutely knows this. Why the fuck would I, a married man, suddenly be getting correspondence from Tiffany's Bridal Wear or Mark's Wedding Photography or whatever? Especially when it's a priority box with stamps.
Granted my mailman probably doesn't give a shit, but I live in a conservative area and the cops absolutely pursue cases over very small amounts of weed. I've met plenty of people around here who would report it and I don't need to find out if my mailman is one.
Even if you've already printed off the labels, just put a tiny bit of thought into which ones you stick to envelopes. That is all.
Id rather have that then having labeled as fucking extenze. Its awkward when i see my mailman now.