Vendor Review ImedU 1 gram coke

So I dont often review products but I thought this guy deserved one as well as you guys if you are looking for a quality purchase.

  1. Speed of delivery. Insane. Ordered afternoon my time and received afternoon three days later.

  2. Stealth. Excellent. Triple sealed. No Handwriting.

  3. Product. Did not test, only the nose test lol. It's good. Now Ive been out of the coke game for a few years but did my fair share back in the day. I don't get it to party anymore I just get it to fuck on. You see I'm an older man and I lucked up and got a hot ass little young girlfriend. If you saw me on the street with her you would assume I was paying a prostitute. Now I don't have a problem getting my dick hard but with this chick I do have a problem lasting. Three minutes even thinking about my dead ass grandmother the whole time and its all she wrote. That's where this stuff comes in handy. It takes me from three minutes to probably around 45. No shit. So I was hesitant ordering from these "darknet markets" but the way I saw it I had little option. Truth be told she will most likely leave me sooner or later so im going to try to get as much quality fucking in while I can. This is why I ordered and it does not disappoint.

Boys I'm not a coke head like you so maybe you can get something more powerful I guess, but this is good. Now keep in mind im not looking to stay geeked up all night. I do a bump or two and im done. This stuff delivers.

It has a real nice smell and a pleasant drain. Got me where I wanted to be for about three hours off just two small bumps. Once again keep in mine im not trying to get super geeked out, just enough to keep my old dick hard. This did the trick.

Usually I do not even let her put me in her mouth because I only have about three minutes of action before I blow. Last night I let her do that for a couple of licks, then went to missionary for five minutes or so, went down on her. Back to missionary for five more. Keep in mind I usually only last three no kidding so we are already up to 12 with me in some orifice! But no I kept going! flipped her around and took her long and strong for 5 minutes from behind (that was a first). Then after a brief break back on top for about 5 more then legs in the air for about 5 more before an explosive climax.

There is no way I could have gotten all of this done without this. Then a couple of drinks and a couple of hours later I am asleep like a baby that just got done fucking a hot ass chick waaaaay out of their pay grade.

I am posting this because I read a bunch of shit reviews for other dealers and I was hesitate to order on darknets. Im glad I did. If you are looking for quality product and don't want to worry about lame stealth or slow shipping times, this guy is your man.

I can probably make this gram last 20 fuck sessions i kid you not.

ImedU if you are reading this, thanks man.


Comments


[3 Points] omarlittle68:

I would x-post this to r/cocaine, they'll love this.


[2 Points] None:

Two small bumps? Get the fuck out of here. Report back when you do a quarter to half a G.

This is more of a review for sex than it is for anyone's coke.


[1 Points] samwhiskey:

Market?


[1 Points] Stoned3y3Codon3:

It decent but not worth 95 like some clean street blow not fishschale


[1 Points] 1percentof1:

gold and sold!


[1 Points] Pink-glitter:

I think this is pretty cool. if I were her, I'd appreciate all the effort you put forward to make sure she's pleased, along with yourself! Nice review and good luck!


[1 Points] bipboopbapbeep:

OP, you probably don't lurk here often, so you should check out CanadianForger. His stuff was sent in by three different people for testing and results came back 84%, 89%, 89%, no active cuts. I'm sure you don't need the strongest stuff, but most time coke is cut with levamisole, which gives it shine, but is also really bad for your longterm health. When you run out, i would suggest you check out CanadianForger on DHL, it's a little more expensive but i would think it would be worth it in terms of potency, as you would need much less to get to where you are.


[1 Points] ninjawizard13:

ImedU has great weed too.