I was sitting here, high, and feeling quite leery
of MXE dealers, till I formed this odd theory:
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Their most sound difference is their switched up location
But what if one man made this his life's vocation?
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He finds a supplier, nabs a kilo or three,
Then hops on a plane to some new city.
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Uses the profits from last months scam,
To rent an apartment, live life on the lam!
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He keeps a dream journal of crazy exit excuses
While squeezing customers dry of their monetary juices
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And all the while we fill his cup
And when our faith is gone, he picks on up
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And traipses to some new locale
And makes a new page, swears to be our new pal.
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O RCI, O Poppermachine,
O Sage, O RCSupplier14,
Your scam, god fuck it, works every damn time,
And it will till we wise up and find a new crime.
This is one of the best things I've ever read on this subreddit. A gold star to you my friend.