What do you guys do when you are home alone and bored?

With nothing to do. (beside using drugs)

And have masturbated already.


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[54 Points] None:

Play call of duty, browse facebook, browse forums, masturbate, wait on my gf to get home, she's not in the mood, go to the other room and masturbate, play more call of duty, get bored look shit up on the Internet, wonder if im being watched by the Feds, masturbate


[42 Points] None:

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[37 Points] octomarvel:

Oh you know, the usual...

Doxxing competitors, writing "being a kingpin for dummies" guides, saying 50 cents every time a pill comes out of the press.

Just quantik things.

=)


[29 Points] InTheDitch:

Cover myself in honey and cotton balls. Then I try to see how many nose hairs I can rip out before my eyes start to water while I'm rocking the Wild Bill mangina.


[14 Points] davidson34:

I just browse the net on laptop while having tv playing in the background


[13 Points] decheecko:

Wish I had cash for drugs. Play wow. Wish i had drugs. Watch movies. Contiplate suicide. Sleep. Repeat.


[13 Points] None:

it's weird, despite having no job and any formal obligations ever I rarely get bored. most of my day is spent selling drugs, smoking weed/meth, and on the computer/playing vidya/watching movies. also ride my bike a lot. and read. been on a comic book kick lately.

anyway, you should make a pizza. pizzas are good, and easy to make. plus I'm hungry, and I think I am about to make a pizza myself. use your own dough if you can, makes it a hell of a lot better

or go ride your bike for a few hours, then get pizza supplies from the store on the way home, then get stoned and make a pizza

I would highly recommend any of the pizzas offered at california pizza kitchen. pretty much all of them have recipes online, my favorite are jamaican jerk, chipotle chicken, and thai chicken. mmmmmmmmm.


[9 Points] LordDongler:

Have you tried bars?

I heard they're pretty good at passing the time


[6 Points] None:

I shove jars up my ass


[6 Points] CynicalElephant:

DayZ and Rocket League. Seriously, I will bet .02 bitcoin that I'll beat one of yall at rocket league. Fight me.


[6 Points] good_vibes_maad_city:

Read about the illuminati

this is a fun one

http://www.wanttoknow.info/secret_societies/hidden_hand_081018


[5 Points] whatsupmang1:

"And have masturbated already" Lol. Try maybe working out or perhaps calling up some relatives or long lost friends?


[4 Points] topknotch89:

meditate


[4 Points] DMVbandz:

Try and stack my cats on top of eachother


[3 Points] ReamTeam513:

Sketch. Read. Paint. Television. Masturbate. Go for a run/jog. Wow I don't have that many hobbies anymore...


[3 Points] None:

Jam the ps4 , watch some barbell brigade then hit the gym

Acquire aesthetics ???? Profit


[1 Points] powerman15:

Did ECB ever post a signed message or is he compromised at this point?

Thats what I think about when I'm sitting at home.


[2 Points] fenagel:

hit dabs and surf reddit


[2 Points] drugaudits:

I sit upside down on my head, praying to the benzo gawds, for a random k pack from AK to land in my asshole


[2 Points] None:

shitpost on this trap-friendly public forum


[2 Points] kspmatt:

ark survival evolved


[2 Points] bikramdrugsbikram:

I spend a ridiculous amount of time pacing around my apartment listening to music really loudly (on headphones because I'm not an asshole)


[2 Points] None:

Did anyone mention using binoculars to spy on the neighbors? Or is that also included with masturbation?

I bet BBMC camps out in the bushes by the mailbox, naked, with a spork, ready to stab shadow people. I feel bad for his mailman. Oh wait, he doesn't have to get his meth shipped to him, he can just shake n bake or whatever he does. I'd still wear kevlar if I were that mail delivery person.


[2 Points] Gompelonza:

Take in your surrounding's, theres always things to do around a house. Paint walls, fix up the outside, plant some flowers, meditate, you could read up on the panama papers that were dropped.


[1 Points] Lolsteroids:

hookers


[1 Points] akcom:

Run, rock climb, bbq, and currently learning linear algebra.


[1 Points] agmature:

Get some fresh air, get out and about. I have a bit of cabin fever. I am ready to get out to some shows. But damn alpraking, there probably ain't much you can't do. Get out and live bro. Fuck beatin off, Id rather fuck some whores. Lol. I watch alotta news and read alotta shulgin. Edit: spelling.


[1 Points] TipTopHank:

smoke a bowl play some xbox smoke more bowls sleep wake up more bowls sleep maybe get some mcdonalds... and if i have more bowls then continue otherwise prepare for work lol


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

And he tees it up.......

I never have nothing to do though. I work a lot. I've been lifting lately to help with stress and get into shape for the summer. Getting old sort of sucks. My mind is spritely but my body takes extra care to keep up.

And I think I'm developing a drug habit.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Dr_Zhivago_:

Do you have to be home in this scenario? What about going outside? Hit the gym, buddy. Being HAF at the gym is fun as shit. Your brain releases a ton of reward chemical endorphins. Your dopamine, serotonin, ect on top of your ingested spaceman pills. You'll come out feeling like you're on the moon. So long as what you took wasn't a sedative/downer that'll make you drop a 45lb plate on your teeth.

Walk around the block(s) for half an hour+. Get that D. That vitamin D.


[1 Points] drugsnboobs:

Nice try, feds.


[1 Points] zigaliciousone:

Depends on energy level. High energy: Clean, exercise/stretch, create something that requires a lot of thought and concentration, like photoshop, music or writing.

Low energy: Create something simple(coloring books) watch stuff on Netflix or TV(duh), play video games, and since you already mentioned that you fapped, try watching a HQ porn that has story to it, like an Axl Braun Parody or Pirates, etc. Sometimes it is even more entertaining than fapping to it with an added side effect that you may end up fapping to it.


[1 Points] Tweek-er_Timmy:

ah..since wacking is already done, many times to prob. lol

.if ya have to ask i bet your useing da wrong drugs.

see im guessing you don,t use meth huh? because it,ll make ya find something to do thats fer sure. lol

you need a rottiweiler, seriously best friend ever,( most talk back to ya, youll have to learn growls of course ) an can never narc on ya. or find some new porn.


[1 Points] wakacockaboom:

Go outside and enjoy the day


[1 Points] gorillaprocessor:

i fly a kite while standing on my pontoon boat


[1 Points] bacondev:

School and work. Nothing particularly extraordinary.


[1 Points] swagstermon:

Work on my mixtape.


[1 Points] XannyLannister:

Drugs.


[1 Points] jhenry64:

Learn an instrument or a new song


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I usually do chemistry, every day, but it looks like my local drugs gang disapprove of me. So it looks like an enforced retirement for yours truly.

I shipped my last orders the other day, gave my support infrastructure guys notice and I'm just taking a break from clearing out the lab.

I can live anywhere - except here. Once I've moved I may start up again, or I may get a 9 to 5 job. But first, I'm going to sleep for a week. Maybe 2.

At least I went out on a high, with a devastatingly-good batch of ice, even though I say so myself. It was so good, it made my entire neighborhood crazy. A satellite would see crazy loops emerging from my lab and projecting into space, with iron filings lining up end to end.

If the presence of ice nearby makes crack and heroin dealers go so stupid, I know they will never be able to sell it, because it corrupts weak men.

I don't actually know what this gang wants me to do, they haven't said. If they want the UK meth market, good luck to them and their cook.

It seems like such a shame. 7 years of R&D, all those hundreds of 5-day meth cooks, and I've got a bitcoin left over. I plowed it all back into the business. But at least it's all up here for when I find a location where dealers aren't freaked out by a manufacturer who isn't in Lahore or Peru, because this crew didn't respect me and they didn't respect the meth. They don't have the potential to move from dealing and importing up to production. Local drug lords usually roll out the red carpet a bit, rather than sending there street hoodlums to shut down the largest domestic manufacturer of a drug they've probably never seen in real life. Maybe I'm too cool and charismatic for them, they're a bunch of uptight jerks in flash motors pumped up on bravado who didn't recognize a 7-year head-start who just happened to be on their "manor"

Anyway, its waaaay past my bedtime. About 3 years! local dealers never change. I;m fed up of them repeating the same cycle of underestimation, panic, then getting a bit too obsessed with me. I never bother them, it's a different food chain, but I don't depend on anybody else for my drugs like they do. Manufacturers don't react well to dealers who bite the hand of a peer, even if it doesn't feed them. If this was a film, he'd be played by Joe Pesci.


[1 Points] None:

I snort salt


[1 Points] HappySodomy:

Right now it's minecraft, it's something mindless which I love. Endlessly just mining stone away. Few months ago it was Civ IV, moded of course. Love the way stuff plays out. TF2 before that (and here or there now). Every once in a while I'll get in the mood to play a visual novel. Masturbate, after I masturbate. Also for one night played this for a few hours while stimmed out. It's interesting.


[1 Points] abacona:

front end web development


[1 Points] NADER_THE_GATOR:

Cocaine and rainbowsix seige, i get very talkative, coordinate the team and end up winning most matches


[1 Points] sluttymcbutts3cks1:

i fuck yo bitch.


[1 Points] youheree:

Read. Go to half proce books and spend $20-$50. Bored, pick up a book.


[1 Points] None:

I'll be honest man... I sell drugs.


[1 Points] None:

In this moment,being "Alpraking",i would be inspired by the greats and would conclude me to think...What would Scrooge McDuck do in this situation. Have you had the complimentary money pit added to your location yet?


[1 Points] thatkidjoe2:

well u already mentioned the two. id say keep hustling till i cant hustle no more


[1 Points] robmarley420:

Go mountain biking.


[1 Points] an_illegal_smile:

Read. Play with the dogs. Watch David Attenborough docs (when he dies, I am going to cry so hard), make bread, cook, plant something. Always lots to do, I'm seldom bored.


[1 Points] DexOyama:

recently I have been trying to figure out when the banner changed and why ? Can someone update me on the change to the banner ? Ill love you forever


[1 Points] Goypride:

Spent my afternoon to build THE perfect meth-bong. Dedicated so many hours, had to restart it from the beginning 3 times for some insignificant details.

But it had to be the perfect piece, and finally I made it : IT was born. I prepared the bowl for the first hit, to celebrate his birth, to honor this act of God. Took a first hit that fried my brain in a paralyzing meth bellringer/flash with a derealisation state-like (kind of similar to nitrous oxide first effect but combined with the dopamine blast of meth)...

Came back to reality to see my bong broken in pieces and a little of blood in my right hand.


[1 Points] Darknet_Retard:

Wonder about the AK operation and try desperately to dox the shit out of it so I can feel like I'm worth something. lol


[1 Points] throwawaysfordayzs:

Move to a college town and hit the bars/buy a bar.


[0 Points] iloveeverybody12:

sleep, go on tinder, call my ex, masturbate some more