This is the first part of my review series focusing on Evo's cannabis concentrates vendors. You can find the second and third parts here and here, respectively.
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ExcellentExtracts is on vacation, CR got robbed because the admins were too high to run their market, and Agora is still and will always be shit. So I'll be posting some reviews of cannabis concentrates vendors that you can find on Evo, a market that actually works when you need it to. Today I am reviewing WilliamShatner (misspelled in title, my bad) and his OG Kush shatter. Tomorrow if possible I will post another review.
My issue with the current review template is that it awards the same number of points to categories unrelated to OPSEC or quality concerns (such as "Aesthetics") as it does to categories like "Stealth", (which is objectively more important as this will mean the difference between receiving your order or a seizure notice) "Quality", "Weight", and "Price value" (which are basically the three most important concerns for me as a drug user, even when buying on the street). As such, I have devised my own review template which I hope presents the information in a more balanced and responsible fashion.
I have set "Stealth", "Quality", "Weight", and "Price value" to 20. "Communication", "Transaction", "Shipping time", and "Aesthetics" are set to 5 each. I have removed the "Vendor" and "Drug" categories as they are redundant; "Vendor" is redundant because the entire review tells you about the vendor, and "Drug" is redundant because the "Quality" category already covers it. I have organized them by descending value/importance.
WilliamShatner -- [92] / 100
Details | |
Vendor: | [WilliamShatner ] |
Market: | [EVO ] [AGORA ] <-(sighhhh) |
Product: | ["PROMOTION! BUY 1 GET 2nd HALF OFF! OG Kush Shatter! $40g and 2nd for $20!" ] |
Shipped from: | [US ] |
Shipped to: | [US ] |
Required FE: | [NO ] |
Vacuum Sealed: | [YES ] |
Decoy: | [NO ] |
Handwriting: | [YES ] |
Rating | |
Stealth: | [12 ] / 20 |
Quality: | [20 ] / 20 |
Weight: | [20 ] / 20 |
Price value: | [20 ] / 20 |
Communication: | [5 ] / 5 |
Shipping time: | [5 ] / 5 |
Aesthetics: | [5 ] / 5 |
Transaction: | [5 ] / 5 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [92] / 100 |
WilliamShatner's feedback and account age on Evo indicate that he tested the waters with a few successful shipments in March and then closed until recently. He goes by William_Shatner on Agora/BSM but currently has no listings on BSM. He can also be reached by Bitmessage or email via his bitmessage.ch address. We did not need to communicate after the order was placed.
Due to the holiday Monday, the order I placed on 8/30 (Sat) arrived today, 9/5 (Fri). I cannot reasonably blame the vendor for this delay. However, I did have some issues with the stealth. Shipping label was handwritten (-4), decent visual barrier but no decoy (-2), and vacuum sealed w/ 2 layers but no MBB (-2), so "Stealth" is 12/20 (6/10), below average.
The promotional price is excellent, and the product was slightly overweight. Parchment paper, easy to handle. Consistency at room temperature seems somewhere between shatter and pull-and-snap. Dabs clean, vapes well. Wonderful flavor.
TL;DR: This is some fire, great price, fast shipping, and weight is on point, but Shatner needs to bring his stealth up to par. Get some MBBs, Bill, and for the love of Bailey Jay, print your labels!
Pics or it didn't happen:
Looks like some quality gear.