Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[8 Points] MrEuphonium:

Can I ask a stupid question on tuesday?


[2 Points] throwaway03072017:

Hey guys, I missed a delivery earlier (I was sleeping and woke up from the doorbell) and the postman left a 'we missed you' form. I'm not sure if I should attempt to collect it from the depot. One issue is that the name I put on the package is fake, so I would have to nominate myself to collect it and sign this fake person's name. Also, might be nothing, but i went outside about 2 minutes after he drove away and there was no sight of a postvan. I looked around the corner and nothing. Maybe noone else on my street got post today but seems unlikely. The vendor however has over 6500 sales and a 4.92 rating so they probably have a pretty good delivery rate. I'm waiting on a response from them whether or not he used a signature on delivery method, just in case. I'm not really sure what to do. Does anyone have any advice?

EDIT Vendor confirmed he used track and trace


[2 Points] thatskank:

Any slablabz packs land yet?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Shali1995:

Both.


[1 Points] BlackFalls831:

Can you hire hitmen?


[1 Points] throwaway12333324453:

How would I be able to get mail sent to me anonymously? Should I just send it to a friends house under a random name?


[1 Points] JusticeAlong:

What exactly happens when a pack gets seized. Also how to identify a CD?


[0 Points] Shali1995:

How can I avoid losing btc when I'm buying from hands , the fees . I bouts btc on localbitcoins and then transferred it to Electrun then paid to the vendor with another fee, and another in Electrum. Is there a better way?


[0 Points] xMrMeSeeksx:

local resale Do's and don'ts?