It is with heavy heart that I confirm that n-isopropylbenzylamine (n-iso) was discovered in a purchase of methamphetamine from Icegod (ICE CUBE on Dream)

I have a dream, that someday meth dealers from Mexico, the US, and Canada will swear upon all that is holy, that they will do everything in their power to stamp out this scourge that is n-isopropylbenzylamine hydrochloride.

I see a bright, shining future, where meth shards are slightly cloudy as they should be, and using it makes you excited about all the projects ahead of you, rather than confused and listless, and wondering why you have a headache all of a sudden. Although we have a long march ahead of us before that dream can become a reality, I have no doubt in my mind that someday we can achieve it.

That scourge has now spread to every country in North America, and has no doubt spread to Australia too. I assume that it originated in China, just because of how much effort they put into making counterfeit products that are difficult to discern from the real thing.

With any luck, we can banish this scourge from our shores in the coming year. But to do this, we must stop worshipping false "ice gods", and must use our powers of logic and deductive reasoning to determine when our meth has been cut. Large clear shards are bad! If dissolved in water and allowed to evaporate overnight, real meth should look like small dry crystals. N-iso cut meth will form big crystals that are wet on the inside when you crush them. And when a pool of molten meth solidifies, it doesn't stay liquid in the center and harden around the edges first. It will solidify in a slow-moving wave, as its molecules join hands to form crystals from one side of the bowl to the other.

I wish I could think of a better metaphor, and make this speech less rambling, but thanks to the scourge that I speak of, my thinking is muddled and clouded. And foggy, like the moors of Scotland. I forgot where I was going with this now, but none of us must ever forget what real meth is like, and keep the dream alive in our hearts that we may yet see it again in our lifetimes.

I have to go sleep now.

I'm sorry.

edit: To clarify, the simple test for this stuff is "crackback", where you melt it all, then watch it solidify. If it solidifies around the edges first, with a small liquid pool in the center that slowly forms a slushy consistency before solidifying, it's cut. If it solidifies in a slow-moving wave though, starting from one or more distinct points, then it's pure.

Also, my apologies to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on his holiday/sort-of-birthday. But the fact that I can parody his speech means that said speech is now a fixture of American culture, which I'm sure he'd approve of.


Comments


[25 Points] BlackGoatSemen:

Is there an easy way to extract the iso from the meth?


[16 Points] mfsocialist:

This is one of the main reasons i stopped doing meth. This shit is so nasty and i could always tell when it was in the bowl not just by the shitty effects but the crackback was always off. Glad to see its becoming more common knowledge to suspect this shit but i wish it just didnt exist.


[13 Points] JaysouneHorn:

Does n-iso still gets you high? I've had some strange Meth recently..


[13 Points] scoobydrool:

sounds like a bad batch of meth, watch out for the meth bugs


[8 Points] SWIM26:

This is the most inspiring pro meth speech I've ever read. Usually you don't think of meth heads having such high aspirations.

Not hating though, as an acid lover I get the point.


[3 Points] ak47bluntz:

That was fucking epic, bravo 👏


[2 Points] CrankensteinsMonster:

It is my understanding that iso does not crystalise WITH meth but iso crystals must be added to the bag along with the meth crystals. Do you find there are two different substances present? If you pack a bowl from only 1 shard to you notice a distinction between bowls?


[2 Points] ThePoluninSnowCircus:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/41bqoj/us_meth_mystery_who_can_help_us/

edit interesting reading

http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=75072


[2 Points] teamgreen74:

I came to make a meth joke and left baffled at the fact that this thread is full of intelligent comments. Wouldn't have guessed meth would be the drug of choice for anyone who has their head on straight.


[2 Points] absolutetwat:

I think I've found BBMC's alt account.


[2 Points] alfabi:

There is not much properties info about n-iso and any expereminal or calculated properties can't be used as accurate. Also, much misconception ragarding meth properties and difference with base or salt form, hell, even some pubchem and other sources show same values for MP,BP for both base and salt. Until some chemist purchase n-iso and have pure meth sample in both base and salt forms and to make as study to find himself accurate properties (MP,BP,pka,solubility etc), no online guide can be trusted. Iam not sure for meth physical properties (unless I do a study myself) let alone for n-iso or whatever that cut actually is (we dont have proof for that either). Only thing I found about n-iso is MP=101C, BP=320.2C at 760mmHG, slightly water soluble. (I assume this properties is for base form, but not certain)


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] CrankensteinsMonster:

OPS username checks out.... Fuck ISO.


[1 Points] JeffSessions_DNM:

Being in a border state and seeing the quality that has been coming across lately really makes me feel for the people living further north. Even though we have a direct flight supply chain with no layovers, quality has been sub par.

It has been bad enough for to decide to put it down and walk away. Suddenly the quality > quantity somehow flipped. The weird shit is usually with coming off of real meth, there's a period of body aches, headache, feeling like the flu basically mixed with some gnarly gut rot.

This time was very different, the come down was nowhere near as bad. No headache whatsoever, minimal gut rot and have been feeling pretty good considering we quit before new years. Wholesale deception, I'll tell ya.

Honestly, I don't know if I should be pissed at our dealer for giving us bullshit all that time or thank him for not having a shitty detox.


[1 Points] Ghostmissing411:

It’s is pretty good . Made me puke on first two lines.


[1 Points] None:

I had some of that guy's shit a while back. Was nothing special, similar to the street shit here.

Now his ketamine, that's a whole nother story...


[1 Points] tienchien1:

Where are you from? I am Vietnamese. I started getting the same thing, 6 months ago. Did not expect, but this happens all over the world ???


[0 Points] business2690:

dis guy is a freakin chemist


[-14 Points] Crade_:

Your buying meth online and complaining? 1st world problems..