Pelican 5G MDMA Review

well, first MDMA review i have done. after seeing all the hype over Pelican, decided to direct deal. so here's my review.

DETAILED CHECKBOX

Vendor Name/Marketplace: Pelican/Direct Deal

Product/s reviewed: 5G MDMA (Express Shipping)

International?: No

Vendor requires FE?: Direct Deal

Price before shipping: $180.00

Shipping cost: $30.00

Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]

[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction

[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care

[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue

[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution

[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution

[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality: pick one below

[ X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent

[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent

[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong

[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak

[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak

[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed: pick one below

[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs

[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs

[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs

[ ]+2 Package is late

[ ]+1 Package is very late

[ ]+0 Never received package

Price Value: pick one below

[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost

[X]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost

[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad

[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost

[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost

[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply

[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed

[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container

[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection

[X]+1 Low package profile

[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

TOTAL: (88%)

by no means is the MDMA itself 88 out of 100 however. ordered from countless vendors and this stuff is powerful and beautiful as can be. not the cheapest but fuck it i'd rather pay for quality anyways. customer ate .13 and is currently rolling around on my carpet mouthing along to death grips. previously ordered from famous and starbux in the past but this is the best from what my customers have said thus far. i'll be posting a report on this post once i'm able to try.

if i could stick my dick in these rocks i would

https://anony.ws/i/2016/03/06/image8a97b.jpg


Comments


[8 Points] SlappySpanBank:

$30 for shipping and no vac seal or decoy?! What the fuck?!


[4 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

You got my new batch from the chemist that made the 97% purity EC test! /u/Junior_Pelican looks like you gave this guy some nice little diamonds!

150mg turned me into what your customer is doing hahaha

ps. If you send a sample to EC I will reimburse you once avengers post the results and say you sent it in if you'd like.

pps. You can stick those rocks in your dick. It might burn a bit but if you get it deep enough I bet you will roll lol.

ppps. Those are some sexy rocks idk what you are talking about!


[2 Points] darknetslayer:

30 dollars for shipping? Wtf


[2 Points] droppingwhen:

I ordered from them yesterday and it was marked shipped today. Really excited to get it now because the purity apparently is the shit and I'm tripping with the most beautiful girl in the world and going to a concert with her so hopefully it impresses her just a wee bit.


[1 Points] None:

I DOUBLE dog dare you to stick your dick in it!!!!! Pop rock on a stick....Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!


[1 Points] TheLastCig:

Holy shit I've gotta try this MDMA, hopefully it'll be around in like a month or so from now.


[1 Points] ibuydrugsonDMN:

Do you ship from Canada?


[1 Points] None:

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