$1M bill deposit attempt leads to Iowa man's drug arrest
[44 Points] Yes_Im_WHITE_:
[27 Points] mymuse100:
SIOUX CITY, Iowa (AP) — Authorities say a man who tried to deposit what he presented as a $1 million bill has been charged with drug possession in Iowa. A criminal complaint says Sioux City police officers were called to a Northwest Bank branch Thursday to talk to a man who tried to deposit the bill into his account. The officers asked 33-year-old Dennis Strickland whether he had any more of the bills and that a baggie fell out when he emptied a pocket. The complaint says the baggie contained methamphetamine The U.S. Treasury Department says it has never produced a $1 million bill. Iowa court records say Strickland is scheduled to be back in court Monday. His attorney hasn't returned a call Tuesday from The Associated Press.
[19 Points] MANIACMATERIAL:
This is so fucking dumb it doesn't even seem plausible.
[15 Points] t0mcheak:
somehow these two will find each other .. and breed.
COVINGTON, Ga. — A woman who tried to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at Wal-Mart said it was all just a misunderstanding — she thought the bill was real.
“You can’t keep up with the U.S. Treasury,” said Alice Pike, speaking from jail.
Pike, 35, was arrested last week at the Wal-Mart.
[9 Points] None:
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[7 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:
Who is on the 1 million dollar bill? Dr. Evil?
[6 Points] RedEyesBigSmile:
Why is this posted on this sub?
[6 Points] ElvinAndTwelve:
No picture of the bill?! Come on now!!
[3 Points] None:
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[3 Points] repthe712:
This happened in my hometown -- I left years ago and never looked back due to these exact sorts of things. Although this situation is hilarious, it really exemplifies the sad things that are happening to that community due to widespread meth abuse. Everybody knows somebody there whose lives have been negatively affected by meth and it's really fucking sad to go back to see the parents and see my old friends that have fallen into that hole. And it has been that way there for years. I remember being 14 and not being able to score weed or even alcohol but could have easily scored a couple points of ice. Sad stuff. Hope this guy gets the help he needs and gets his life back on the right track.
[2 Points] zycamzip:
They did however produce a $10k bill...
[2 Points] None:
So, this guy was genuinely a big time seller and was actually this retarded? SMH
[1 Points] theshadowfax:
Counterfeiting and possession? He's going away for a while.
[-7 Points] SukkDissDick:
Fuckin methheads. All they are good for is a laugh.
Disgusting drug
What a fucking moron had to be methed out