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[7 Points] Throwaway157743:

I have a problem with a vendor I usually order from.

So I've been ordering small amounts for personal use from this Vendor pretty much every week, so very frequently. He considers me a "VIP" client and I've never had any problems dealing with him.

Now a few days ago I made my weekly order from him and then the next day I got a message from him saying that "the PGP within PGP didnt decrypt" (Which I assume means BlackBanks auto-pgp feature, which I NEVER use)

I didn't think much about it and send him my address again (PGP signed ofc), now today I log-in and there's a message from him saying that he still can't decrypt my address.

Now here's when things get a bit sketchy. He gives me a NEW PGP key and also says that I can use PRIVNOTE (WTF) to give him the address.

I import the new key to my chain and it has a FUCKING GMAIL ADDRESS attached to it?! He's never had an email associated with him before so why now, and why gmail?!

This guy always seemed like a professional so it's really weird that there's a gmail address attached to the new key. Although since he considers me a VIP client, maybe that's why he's being this "open"?

I just need someone to tell me if I'm being too paranoid or if this seems really sketchy.

TL;DR: Vendor I regularly order from suddenly seems a bit sketchy, wat do


[6 Points] thebestthrowaw:

are havana/absolem the same market? or run by the same person? they're always referred to together


[4 Points] None:

What's the quickest you've gotten a package from Canada?


[4 Points] u3565572:

any infoz on how to make/find/use a maildrop in USA?


[4 Points] goldpandabear:

I'd like to order a gram or two of MDMA. Doesn't need to be domestic, just not from the Netherlands. $40 or under per gram including shipping is my budget. I saw a few Canadian vendors that looked good. Is there a vendor in particular that you would recommend?


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[2 Points] Brandan003:

1stt time using black bank. What's multisig vs centralized. Is the ordering processes diff then agora??


[2 Points] slkrdweed1:

When ordering on Middle Earth, will I receive a notification or message once my package has been shipped if I have FE'd?


[2 Points] Brandan003:

Is there a black bank sub in reddit? Can't find it


[2 Points] Cannabun:

Why is it moderately easy to make a functional webstore on the clearnet but on the dnm's the gui and setup is ugly-shitty af? idgi


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] dankscammed:

How long after snorting some dope should I wait before drinking alcohol?


[2 Points] WhisperingPubes:

There is a new girl at my medical marijuana dispensary that has these small facial features that make her look like an anime character. I can't stop thinking about her, what should I do?


[2 Points] puredeadbrilliant:

Any body use SaintSymbiosis on BlankBank for K? Ive seen bad reviews of them on here recently but they have 100% positive reviews. Opinions?


[1 Points] DaDarKnet:

is there a service where I can pay somebody to do online defensive driving course for me? random i know lol just dont have a lot of spare time


[1 Points] IstItMonday0081:

Drugs unrelated.
Is there some kind of escrow for devs and sysadmins on the darknet yet? Or is it just security bounties and the like?


[1 Points] keylostbluntsmoke:

Ripped open sum mylar/vac sealed (the metallic color) bag with my teeth once.. Then again right after the first one since it was double bagged and tasted something really gross and almost made my tongue numb lol.. Tf was that?? Stomach was feeling weird after too but I'm good now just curious if anybody knows


[1 Points] jawbonegrinder:

Hi! Getting ready for 1st showdown and a few OPSEC questions here. please let me know if any of my assumptions are off base!

I'm a private cloud network admin IRL so i have lots of access to "IP networks" and Virtual machines. I'm using an encrypted USB key (for persistence) connected to a Virtual machine with un-peristent virtual disks. Meaning when the VM is powered off all disk block changes get flushed - so I'm confident there is no residual history (VMware ESXi) and I keep my tools on the USB and install them everytime so as long as I shut it down every so often my VM stays "Clean" with nothing connecting me.

My understanding is that TOR is "ok" but VPN is better. I remote to my work and then remote from my work into another network (via a managed virtual environment VM console) and from there i TOR to browse dnm but was going to use TORGUARD VPN for making purchases.

The torguard requires email - and i used a real email. This means i have to auth to torguard using my RL email in my "Clean" VM. is that foolish - or just a risk to assess? seems like torguard would have to be flipped to become a liability for me.

I have a localbitcoins account that is in my RL name and I'm using that to xfer BTC to an electrum wallet that is accessed in my "Clean" VM.

what do you think about what Vendor_BBMC says here - that Tumbling between localbitcoins and electrum is totally unnecessary and actually UNDESIRABLE? https://m.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2khfoa/help_sent_btc_from_localbitcoins_to_dnm_wallet/

thanks for feedback!


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[1 Points] sold_cat_for_ket:

Where do dealers get those cool printed baggies from?


[1 Points] 0btc:

Moronic question: The referal links from /r/AgMarketplace's sidebar give me the message: "Error: Cannot register at this time, user limit reached. Please wait until the full release." Does that mean those referal links are all used up? Or is registration overall completely closed for now?


[1 Points] blockchainn:

Is it a bad idea to order two different things from two different vendors at the same time? Or should one wait until one item arrives safely before placing a new order?


[1 Points] aliwejaksd:

what's the second biggest market??


[1 Points] davaunte:

What are the 3 most active market rn? (

Should there be any reason not to buy/sell right now on any of the top 3 markets?


[1 Points] boxmore:

Do I need a passport to buy bitcoins from Coinmama?


[1 Points] rus64:

How necessary is coin tumbling?


[1 Points] MeinKampfy:

Portugal has decriminalized all drugs, therefore what would be the implications of starting a market in Portugal?


[1 Points] 2E151:

Does hash smell as strong as bud? (


[1 Points] fuckingateam:

Whats the easiest way to buy significat amounts of bitcoin (thousands of dollars per transation) using cash in a semi rural area?


[-1 Points] None:

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[-1 Points] None:

I want to order LSD but I don't know how discrete it will be. Could I send the dealer some sort of bullshit to print and put inside just in case my parents look