[Vendor Review] Esoterikos Ketamine S-Isomer [83%]

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Esoterikos/Alphabay
Product/s reviewed: 1g Ketamine S-Isomer 83% x2
International?: Domestic US only
Vendor requires FE?: NO
Price before shipping: $160
Shipping cost: $5
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[x]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (x4 for 92%)

All-around good vendor. He's currently not in stock but whenever he opens up again don't be afraid to order. He's got stealth that is INCREDIBLY similar to Rex's if you've ever seen that. Points off for the price amount - $80 is your typical domestic amount but that's still high up there in cost for the markets. I guess you can't really do much with the K drought.

Product was marked as shipped a few hours after ordering and arrived to Western US after only TWO days. Did a few lines last night, definitely K, didn't quite approach the K-hole though - did maybe 80mg over the course of an hour because I liked the drunk/cozy feeling.

Overall the dudes a standup vendor. Hopefully he restocks soon because not only the product but the packaging was absolutely on point - stealth is a huge thing for me.

Edit: incorrect formatting and price value


Comments


[3 Points] Morvu:

is ketamine that expensive in the us? wondering why..


[1 Points] noshoppn:

My $40 gram doesn't seem so bad now (UK based, plenty of good vendors here)


[1 Points] 1ugly:

The K drought is over bud, but thank you for this review, we still need more USA domestic ket vendors. Ket is beautiful, wish I had some. Almost went to HMDD last night, but didn't pull the trigger as his is racemic. Never have i tried racemic, just S=


[1 Points] Zathras_listens:

Give international a shot of K. I just got 10 g of 87% for 200$. It took almost a month to get here but its great K and had me in a hole in no time. The domestic market is just too expensive to make sense.


[1 Points] None:

160 a gram!?! Holy fuck dude you just got raped!


[0 Points] None:

Just putting in my $.02, holy shit $160 for a gram of K?!?

As someone else mentioned, check out the UK, it's like 8 days from click to door in my experience. I used Saint Symbiosis, who is awesome, and I believe it was $50 with shipping on Dream. His shit had me going so hard that my wife was about to take me to the hospital. She has no idea about my drug use, and is totally drug naive, so I think it's hilarious to get high around her. I took two 50mg hits and figured I'd have enough time to brush my teeth and get in bed and have an enjoyable trip. Well, just as I was turning off the bathroom light it decided to hit. Fortunately I didn't have any stairs to negotiate, but pulling back the comforter from the bed took me ten minutes and I couldn't figure out how to turn my body to actually get into bed. And once in bed I could barely speak, but I managed to tell her that I accidentally took a double dose of Ambien and she bought it, lol. Lesson learned: brush teeth, snort ketamine, go directly to bed. I swear, if I had unlimited resources, I would do that shit every day, the experience is indescribable.

EDIT: I just realized you paid $160 for TWO grams of K. A bit steep but OK for U.S. domestic if the quality was on point.