Vendor review: laWnmoWermAn [Agora] [Cannabis Road]

Allow me to reiterate my words from my previous review of Utopic: I do not purchase weed for myself, I do so for someone I am very close to who needs it in lieu of anti-anxiety medication(it works better for this person than zoloft ever has). I have ordered from laWnmoWermAn 3 times, and each time I am shocked by the high level of service I receive.

I'm going to break my review into 5 categories (stealth, product, professionalism, communication, and shipping) score each one and then give laWnmoWermAn an overall summary. The scores are as follows: 0 = the same as a 1 but in such a way that it makes me concerned or angry, 1 = fails to meet expectations in most if not all ways, 2 = fails to meet expectations consistently, 3 = meets expectations, 4 = consistently meets and sometimes exceeds expectations, 5 = always meets and consistently exceeds expectations. Hopefully that will give you an idea of how I'm grading so you can better judge my review.

Vendor profiles:

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Stealth (4/5): Great stealth that is more than sufficient for domestic orders.

Product (5/5): After speaking with the person for whom I order, we concluded that laWnmoWermAn's weed is consistently top-shelf, mold free, and tasty. I personally also like the fact that laWnmoWermAn puts up links to Leafly or the pages the seeds were purchased from so I can get an idea of whether or not that strain will be helpful. Given that each time the Leafly pages information concerning things like taste and smell get confirmed by the person I buy for, I can say with a good degree of confidence that laWnmoWermAn does not rename strains to get on a bandwagon and he is giving me what I pay for.

Professionalism (5/5): I can't think of a single instance in which I was talked down to or treated with anything other than respect. Professionalism

Communication (5/5): Every message sent or question asked has been replied to within 24 hours. I've interacted with international corporations with thousands of employees and sophisticated systems in place to make sure everyone is helped that don't respond to me that quickly(and sometimes not at all)

Shipping speed (6/5): laWnmoWermAn really does deserve a 6 out of 5 for shipping speed. Every order has been shipped the day of, and miraculously arrives within 80 hours, regardless of circumstances that should be preventing the postage system from running. I placed an order on a holiday weekend and it somehow arrived in one business day. I swear laWnmoWermAn actually hand delivers every order, and the packaging is all a ruse to make us think he's mailing them. Essentially laWnmoWermAn is weed Santa

Overall (5/5) After having worked with shitty, unreliable street dealers who could tell me nothing about their product beyond "it's weed, brah" and unreliable darknet vendors who try to pawn their moldy weed off on me by not giving me a choice about the strain(might as well have been buying weed from my old street dealer if I don't get a say in the strain) it is nice to be treated like an actual customer instead of a being played like a fool. laWnmoWermAn sets a high standard of service that is not seen often

That's my story.


Comments


[1 Points] forlurkingpurposes:

nice review


[1 Points] ObamaIzHitla:

Pics or it didnt happen.