Specific hotel shipment question

I did a search and saw a lot of questions asked about shipping to a hotel. I have a specific question that I don't see answered and I'd also like to re-ask some other questions given my context.

I'm a frequent guest with uber status at a specific hotel. It's my 2nd home and I know most of the staff.

My questions:

  1. Most say you should notify them that a package is arriving, but wouldn't this eliminate my plausible deniability?

  2. (re-ask) Should I tell the vendor that it's going to a hotel so their stealth doesn't arouse more suspicion?

  3. Should I verify with the vendor first that this is ok, or just tell him after ordering? Or not tell him at all?

  4. Should I jerk off on the wash cloths or use tissues?

  5. Is there a woman who's job is to put exactly one long brown hair into every folded towel?

Thanks


Comments


[1 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

I lived in a major chain hotel for 3 months. No problem receiving mail, non-DNM related. The front desk clerk would stop me as I went to the pool or they would send it up to my room.
4. This is how incest babies are made.
5. Its like peanut butter. Peanut butter mfg are allowed a certain amount of rat hairs per pound. The nicer hotels = less hair. Dive motel = sheets being held together by cum and pubic hair.


[1 Points] MLP_is_my_OPSEC:

  1. You should notify them. Not many people (assuming) get packages sent to hotels, and being able to say "some random sent it" wouldn't really work since they would need to know your full name, what hotel you're staying at, and possibly what room.
  2. I would, it would only benefit you and the vendor
  3. See above
  4. Use the towels, they're free and you can lay it on your belly as a landing pad
  5. My cheating whore of a girlfriend