Vendor Review: Mr. Shroomzz -- 1 Ounce Psilocybe cubensis Mushrooms

First, let me preface this review by acknowledging that this is a newer account, without much history and credibility. That said, I hope to slowly gain the confidence of the community by means of productive contributions. Now, on to the review itself.

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Mr. Shroomzz / AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 1 Oz "Ultra potent, Organically Grown, Pure Psilocybe cubensis Magic Mushrooms, B+ Strain"
International?: Ships to Canada and United States only
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $88.50
Incentives for Review?: No
Shipping cost: $0 (expedited shipping available for additional cost)
Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[X]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 23/25, 92%

Comments:

From my assessment, Mr. Shroomzz delivers a very high quality product, which, when coupled with the low price of this listing, delivers unparalleled value. With the exception of growing mushrooms yourself or receiving them from a grower for free, I do not believe that there are any more cost-effective ways to obtain strong Psilocybe cubensis.

While I marked 5/5 for Customer Service, please note that I did not have any direct communication with the vendor save my information in the Buyer's Notes. His listing, however, was clear enough to understand, contained no outlandish claims, and decently-formatted. That always makes me feel more comfortable.

The rating of 4/5 for Product Quality stems solely from the fact that I am 'spoiled;' once upon a time I had a roommate who grew his own P. cubensis in our dorm suite. Not the most brilliant of ideas, I will concede, but one that yielded great harvests and very potent product. While these mushrooms are not as powerful as our homegrown caps, which we certainly gave a lot of TLC to, they pack quite a kick. Without tolerance, I got a long (approximately seven hours not including come-up or come-down), full-blown trip (OEV and CEV) from 3.5 grams.

This vendor's Processing Speed was phenomenal, about one work day (order placed late night, returned in early evening next day after work) from placed to shipped. Once shipped, the pack arrived much faster than the advertised nine days, arriving in four from Canada to Central USA. Additionally, the Price Value is simply without equal. A rough approximation yields about $3.20 a gram. When we were peddling our homegrown shrooms to our friends, we were charging $4-$6. Other vendors fall within this range or even higher, but I have yet to see one that can match or beat Mr. Shroomzz.

The Package Stealth was certainly satisfactory, though there could be slight improvements. It appears that the contents had to be disclosed on the exterior; the product declared was a great misdirection. The pack was slightly fatter than an A7 envelope, and was insulated with bubbles on the interior surface. Overall, it was low-profile and did not arouse suspicion. Inside, the product was sealed within Mylar and then vacuum-sealed (one layer of vac). No decoy was placed inside the pack, though with the exterior declaration one was not entirely necessary - just something I would have liked to see. PGP was used, of course, and no compromising information (notes to finalize, etc.) existed in the pack. The label was handwritten, but neatly, with good spacing and nice, readable penmanship.

Overall, I believe Mr. Shroomzz is a professional, efficient vendor offering a great deal. I would recommend his product without reservation, and believe that additional improvements to packaging are but icing on an already delicious cake.

TL;DR: Great value, strong product, fast shipping. Don't pay more to other vendors, unless you're really opposed to ordering from outside the USA.

Edit 1: Removed unnecessary formatting


Comments


[1 Points] IrregularPlumbus:

Hmm might have to jump on this deal. does he have a qp listing do you know?


[1 Points] DropBully:

Can't find the vendor by searching his name or listings.

edit: Shit , found him (thank god for grams):

http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion/listing.php?id=295722

ships from Canada :( I should have read your post till the end.


[1 Points] celtickush:

hey do you have contact for him since alphabet exit scammed? lost contact with him and he's amazing, shrooms are so good