VENDOR REVIEW: JETSETLIFE 3.5 Grams "Colombian" "La Reina Medellin" Cocaine

VENDOR: JETSETLIFE

MARKET: Dream Market

PRODUCT: 3.5 Grams "Colombian" "La Reina Medellin" Cocaine (New Bricks 3/21/2017)

ACTUAL WEIGHT 3.666 Grams (3666mg)

PRICE: $245.00 (New Brick PROMO Price!!!!!!)

SHIPPING COST: $25.00 Priority

SHIPPING TIME: Marked Shipped Next Day, Actually Shipped Next Day, Arrived 2 Days Later(Coast to Coast)

STEALTH: Vac Pack,Zip-Lock Bag, No Mylar, Decoy

PRODUCT APPEARANCE:: Off White/Yellowish, Rocks 2.9 Grams, Pebbles 500mg, Powder 266mg

SNIFF TEST: Hotplated 40mg, Smooth, No Burn Going Up, Hit me in 6 minutes and Fully Came on after 10 minutes, Sweaty Upper Lip, Proper Numbing, Desire to Redose after 50-55 Minutes, No Problem Sleeping or Eating after Session...In my opinion this is 89% Cocaine and Leva Free

NEXT DAY: No Bloody Mucous, No Stuffy Nose, No Flu Like Feelings at all

BLEACH TEST: Hit Bleach and Spread out...No signs of Lidocaine or Amphs/Methamphs. Some Trails, All Dissolved after 8 minutes...

A/B CONVERSION: Converted 3.5 grams (3500mg) Cocaine HCL to Cocaine Base... Got 2.84 grams(2835mg) of Base back which = approx. 90% Cocaine HCL...

1 Gram of Pure Cocaine HCL = approx. 890mg of Cocaine Base

So 3500mg Pure Cocaine HCL = 3150mg Pure Cocaine Base

So 3150mg - 2835mg = loss of 315mg or 10%

Conclusion: This is some real FIRE!!! 89-90% Pure and imho Leva Free!!!!!

EC Results including PDF's are expected shortly and will be posted as soon as they arrive!!!!

PICS:

Cocaine as Received:

http://imgur.com/a/TBakh

Regular Bleach Test:

http://imgur.com/a/b2jue

A/B 1st and 2nd pulls:

http://imgur.com/a/GvqHw

A/B 3rd pulls:

http://imgur.com/a/YDiAL


Comments


[12 Points] rocketmantastic-:

Oh man, this is just absolutely fantastic! Your reviews are always great. I wish I had the funds to pick up more than 1G of blow at a time, also I haven't been on Dream Market in quite some time. Thank you for giving all of us confidence when ordering coke, and converting it into base for us. I love smoking/vaping some good base. Your converted product looks so flakey/powderish, but I'm sure it melts just fine.. just used to seeing slightly more rocky product after an A/B conversion.


[8 Points] mjmedstarved:

Will be curious about the EC results!

Thanks, LK.


[5 Points] SloppyJoeLieberman:

The only thing that stops me from buying his gear more often is the shipping price. $25 for domestic priority is steep considering no MBB.

Sounds like an amazing batch and promo price though. Going to take a lot of willpower to not place an order for that special for a ball. I wonder if I got 1g if it would be from the same new batch?

P.S. - it's $5 cheaper to order 1g of the Colombian from him on AB as opposed to Dream. Fuck it, I'm grabbing a gram.


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[2 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

Making me drool, Always enjoy the reviews!


[2 Points] B13ujvun:

i've never been Copernicus when it comes to mathematics n shit, but how is 2.84g of base from 3.5g of soft = to 90% Cocaine HCL

Did you base it out with ammonia?


[2 Points] RalphAbagnale:

that is a decent price for JSL's primo stuff. Last time I got his "pearl" batch, his most expensive blow, and it was on par with C_S as being the best blow I've ever had.


[2 Points] Betha2112:

I just got some of his Peruvian and its the flame!

Lot more expensive than this though..

Anyone tried JSL's bth yet?


[1 Points] None:

How is 3.666g 366mg?


[1 Points] Lsm1324:

ahh this is what you guys do with the stuff when you get the box . Ive always wondered what was the buyer process of testing .. interesting


[1 Points] plurskeleton:

Could you explain what the bleach test does?


[1 Points] rickydn:

When did this promo end? I might still have to splurge on it anyway


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[1 Points] darwindo:

Wish we had you in the UK man


[1 Points] wtqab:

/u/lineking who has the best blow as of now?