Cheech_and_Chong, (ALPHABAY) calls me an Ape, Dog and threatens to DOX! (proof inside)

Backstory: i bought some coke of this guy, he has really good feedback so why not, escrow and all. So the pack does not arrive in the assigned timespace. About 2 days later i get a call from the postal office to pick up a pack. I am freaking out a bit but i figure what the heck its probably a small issue and over such a small amount of coke (im poor as fuck) im not about to let that slide just yet.

At the postal office they openend the pack and i see that my ALPHABAY USERNAME IS on a sticker on the PACK! They used a wrong envelope format so my mailbox could not receive it even though i CLEARLY STRESSED in german and english to use this kind of envelope or just cancel the order. The lady openened the seal so the coke was clearly visible in the bag (not even vacuum sealed) and i told her it was a shower supplement and she bought it luckily and after showing my fucking ID i got the pack and went home.

At this point im going on alphabay to finalize the order, because i did get the product and its okish stuff and weight is on point. I do however tell him about the situation and this ensues (its in german but i added translations if any other germans want to add more feel free to do so):

PIC OF THREAD (i am sure admins can look this up on AB as well): https://anony.ws/image/Ngdi


Me: I had to go to the postal office to get the pack i had to lie this was bathscrub and the stupid woman believed it luckily. i could have been in loads of troubles because of you

Cheech_and_Chong:

You ape speak german why are your packs opened by the postal office? your username was in a sealed pack on the foil so shut the fuck up and buy somehwere else you dog... i getting sick of apes like yourself.

Me: Are you serious? admins and threads are coming right away!

Onionhood this this vendor is unable to resolve a problem i am having with his product he calls me an Ape and a Dog.. He shows no willingness to even to listen to reason.

Cheech_and_Chong: Send whoever you want you ape... if you aretalking then dont talk shit. the name was on the baggy which was sealed so shut the fuck up.

Cheech_and_Chong: Who do you think they will believe more? a vendor with over 100k in sales or some end user.. you should not risk your lips with people who you do not know and have your address ;)

Me: You have no idea how dangerous and stupid that is have fun being banned an AB ;)

Me: You are threatening me with my address that is a violation that can get you banned instantly. the forums are going to love this.

Cheech_and_Chong: They will probably ban us because a little shit you like says so haha we are afraid ;)

now, go annoy some other vendor please.

Me: you htreatened to dox me that means its the end of you vending you are just not aware of it yet.

Me: im now translating everything in a couple hours you will see what this brings you

Cheech_and_Chong: yea we shit our pants in fear hahahaha they wont ask us first du "patient(?)"

HE USES MY NAME dont lower yourself to donkey level

Me: dude.. you are playing with pivate info here that will get you banned 100 percent just look online the forums will have a fiel day with you (personal infos retracted).

Cheech_and_Chong: Dude look at it this way... you are making a fool out of yourself you are just a little drop in the junkyocean we dont need you or better yet we dont want you. please ask the admins now and blow them but please let us do our job because unlike you we make people money here you little shit you are only wasting time and money.

so please go annoy some other vendor but not us ;)

and if you send another message then we will meet each other for some tea with a couple friends of mine in our basement.

so please look at some porno or whatever it is you do

regards, C&C

Me: im not letting you off the hook this easy im already on reddit


So yes in before he spreads my info. /u/trappy_AB


Comments


[15 Points] TipTopHank:

Clean house i guess? This guy isn't joking around lol


[10 Points] heliahelia:

Ban this fucker right away

/u/trappy_AB


[10 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

"Hello! Police? Yes, hi, I'd like to report a cocaine user. His name is XXXXXX and he lives at XXXXXXXXXXXX"

"How do I know this? I sold it to him"

"I'm sorry, I can't come to the police station to sign a statement. I'm....er....it's not... (SLAM) (dial tone) (panic)


[8 Points] None:

/u/trappy_AB


[6 Points] None:

100k in revenue vs profit... the difference is huge, this donkey is clearly high on his own success.

I think mentioning dox in his feedback is eventually a online persona killer in this environment.


[8 Points] butttango:

But wait...WHY DID THE LADY AT THE POST OFFICE OPEN YOUR MAIL IN FRONT OF YOU?

Couldn't you have just said, bitch, give me the envelope? I really want to know what chain of events led up to the mail lady opening your pack in front of you.


[5 Points] None:

[removed]


[5 Points] deepwebdank:

/u/alphabaysupport /u/trappy_AB ban this motherfucker


[3 Points] AkabaMami:

He is coked as fuck all the time that's why he reacts this way. Which does not excuse his communication and low OPSEC.


[2 Points] Solid716:

Can an admin ban him for this?


[1 Points] fedknox:

What a dick bro....


[1 Points] weedandsyrup:

What a fucking dick


[1 Points] pinochetHA:

He hasn't specifically threatened to dox you so we shouldn't put an upper limit on our estimates of his stupidity. Maybe he is more of a "come to your house and do stuff to you" kind of idiot psycho while also destroying his cred as a vendor with dumb claims.


[1 Points] GonzoGaza:

these dealers make a lil money and their self esteem goes thru the roof thinking they're anything more than losers with a little money..sorry to hear OP


[1 Points] thatskank:

Regards C&C I hope you get anal raped for being such dog gobbler.


[1 Points] Thr0wMeAway666:

What a fucktard. AB should ban instantly.


[1 Points] trappy_AB:

invite me to this converastion and send me any dox links he tries to pull. Once the investigation is complete, appropriate action will be taken i.e BAN


[1 Points] dragon_fiesta:

Leave a bad review if your that butthurt.


[1 Points] asshole020288:

HAHAHAHAH this guy talks soooo much bullshit HAHAHAHAHAH in germany the post employer open his letter HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and now ? what is happened after this post ? Right nothing ;) C&C are one of the best Coke teams in AB i ever seen in my life ........Bitches like you destroy trusted Vendors !!!!!!!! @notevenonceweed


[1 Points] asshole020288:

Ok again ;) HAHAHAHA a post worker open your letter ??? In Germany ???? HAHAHAHAHAH LIER !!!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU DESTROY TRUSTED VENDORS.I odered 20 times by Cheech and Chong and i have never a problem.Friednly and trusted guys.maybe you are the Problem dude ;)


[-4 Points] Darknettoker:

O.p you look like a complete moron. This story sounds fucking stupid the person at the post office opened your package because it was in the wrong envelope? Gtfo here.

Nobody is going to ban a vendor for you get over yourself. YOU DO NOT MATTER. The vendors bring in the money and the buyers.

You just look like a spoiled brat.