[Vendor Review] /u/Pelican_Vendor 1 sheet of LSD (+ another for free) and 50g of MDMA

Vendor Name/Marketplace: Pelican / Direct Deal

Product reviewed: 2 sheets of LSD + 50 grams of MDMA

International?: US to US

Vendor requires FE?: Optional

Price before shipping: $1400

Shipping cost: $0

Customer Service:

[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction

[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care

[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue

[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution

[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution

[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality:

[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent

[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent

[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong

[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak

[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak

[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed:

[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs

[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs

[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs

[ ]+2 Package is late

[ ]+1 Package is very late

[ ]+0 Never received package

Price Value:

[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost

[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost

[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad

[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost

[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost

[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec:

[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed

[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container

[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection

[x]+1 Low package profile

[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

TOTAL: (23x4 for 92%)

At the time that he had his $200/sheet promotion going on, I placed two orders with /u/Pelican_Vendor. The first was for 50g of MDMA. He said that he had some sand leftover and could give me a good discount on it since other buyers are picky and want rocks or pebbles. He offered 50g for $1200, so I gladly accepted. Two days later I ordered a sheet of LSD for him for $200, as was the price during his promo. He got back to me that night and said he'd ship both orders out together.

Within three business days, I got my package in the mail. Just like on my last MDMA order with Pelican, he hooked it up and gave me an extra 5g for a total of 55g. Not only that, but most of the weight was in rocks, with the largest weighing 10.79g, rather than being sand. I found the potency of this brown batch to be better than that of the last order I got from him (the tan/white-ish batch). The LSD was consistent in potency to the last sheet I got from him.

Fast forward two days and I got another package in the mail. I opened it and was surprised to see another full sheet of LSD. I messaged Pelican about this and he reasoned it must have been a simple mix-up as a result of combining my acid and MDMA orders. Nonetheless, he was still very polite and cool about the whole situation!

As always, Pelican provided excellent customer service and is just an overall great guy. He doesn't tell you that your order is shipped until he's actually dropped it off, and is always on the ball when it comes to answering questions. He provides an excellent product at a competitive domestic price.

Edit: Here you go my friends! http://imgur.com/a/CoXJZ Unfortunately I went through a good amount of the 55g by now, but I've included a picture of the largest rock in the order! I was very impressed by this as I was under the impression I was going to get very fine sand, hence the discount, yet /u/Pelican_Vendor still provided a very rocky, premium product.


Comments


[3 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

This must be the missing sheet that dude was talking about the other day lol. Getting a free sheet is such an awesome feeling. I have had it happen once, I need more free sheets in my life.


[2 Points] drkntmrkets:

An easy way to strip exif data, if you are on Windows, would be just to use the Snipping Tool, screenshot the picture and save it, then upload to https://anonmgur.com or a similar site. I also believe there are websites which strip the data aswell. Nice review btw!


[1 Points] at69:

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[1 Points] StayStrong63:

Jealous bro, hope you have yourself an amazing time with that. Sincerely


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[1 Points] None:

those sheets are so sexy, my man, enjoy!


[1 Points] uoenoMeh:

Im so jelly


[1 Points] YouMadBruh21:

Damnnn I wish he would hit me up with some deals like that... Now I feeling jelly