What are the best drugs available online to use at work without arousing suspicion

My thoughts are heroin is the drug of choice for working and not getting caught. I was able to get clean recently and dont want to go back to it. Even if it is controlled. Just something which can keep me feeling good without the addictive behavior of heroin. Does it not exist?

The main idea is to not get caught. I work in an office with 10 other people in a single room. No private space. Gotta be able to keep my cool.


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[15 Points] omstopshelf:

amphetamines or micro dose lsd shits fun in office setting


[8 Points] BudgetBuyer:

Dab pens are super discrete.

 Vapin' In The Boys Room...


[6 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Kratom


[5 Points] syn1k1:

I work in an office with 10 other people in a single room. No private space.

Is your "office" a McDonald's?

Why are you wasting your energy figuring out how to get high at work and even considering heroin?!?! You're just asking to lose your job and be put into rehab. Use that ambition of yours to learn some marketable skills and create the life you want and a career you love doing sober.


[6 Points] BrianEno_BBMC:

Cocaine


[4 Points] None:

this will never work


[5 Points] None:

Meth , will also help with productivity too. Small doses , preferably orally


[5 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

I work in an office with 10 other people in a single room....

You work in some Chinese backroom bookie racket????


[3 Points] Ad_For_Nike:

mid doses of weed edibles, just keep em on you and chomp as desired.

DMT in the bathroom.


[3 Points] IDsForDays111:

Anyone try using Hydromorphone / Dilaudid at work?


[3 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

Modafinil


[3 Points] SersMeurs:

Microdosing LSD. I can't speak from experience, but anecdotal evidence is that it's great for work. No high, but it should improve your mood.


[3 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

My thoughts are heroin is the drug of choice for working....

Falls asleep on his computer keyboard....Bahahahahaha!!!!


[3 Points] dnmDeluxe:

Can't believe no one has suggested Xanax. I get that it has a bad reputation, and in some people's minds is more addictive than heroin. But if you use it responsibly, and do suffer from anxiety it will make your work day much more pleasant. Just don't take more than one bar ever. Actually even starting off with a whole bar is risky because you might pass out.

IMO xanax or some benzo would be a good alternative. Makes me feel good and social at work, unless I don't take it. Then I can barely make eye contact with people and the fear of losing my job overwhelms me so much that I barely get any work done. The trick is really moderation. I'm constantly trying to taper down my dosage and take as little as possible, but some days you just need a little more to get you through.

Make it a priority to not become a bartard, and benzos could actually help you at work (socially or with focus). I got bartardded once, blacked out for 4 days and it scarred the shit out of me. Got a therapist. Now only taking medication as intended with the occasional yolo extra bar.

Take care of yourself, use less than you think a normal dose is, and don't act sketchy around your coworkers. If anything, they should all be thinking 'how is this mother fucker so good at his job all of a sudden?'. Hope you find what you're looking for.


[2 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

Poppy tea or any opiate really if you like downers, amphetamines if you like uppers


[2 Points] GusIsBoosted:

LSD microdose is the only thing that can be beneficial with no real addiction risk.

Regardless.

Ask yourself what you are asking here. You are basically looking for something to do everyday, and essentially make a need in your life Even if its not physically addicting the psychological addiction will be insane. You are doing it every day.


[2 Points] mycmaiden:

Weed


[2 Points] barrytommy:

Tramadol with the old energy boost and the opiod effect.


[1 Points] bamalinger:

Make some cannabis coconut oil and have a little with your eggs in the morning. It's healthy and sustainable.


[1 Points] ILike_money:

modafinil to stay awake but it doesn't give a high to everyone.


[1 Points] trynakick:

Low-dose suboxone. I'm on 1/4 MG a day at this point, feel good and functional.


[1 Points] Cremedelapeng:

I managed to go almost 6 months of coming into work high on H and the only comments I got were "gosh you're pale". It wasn't until I quit when people realised how much better I looked


[1 Points] DrinkMoreCodeMore:

Modafinil


[1 Points] gowatchanimefgt:

Microdosing carfentanil


[1 Points] shlgn:

In my opinion I would save it for after work so that you can enjoy it more, you could quickly form a habit this way and it just seems pointless. If you just want to get high all day your in the wrong job.

Start a cryptocurrency mine or something, start a business and then you won't have this problem.


[1 Points] s-a-a-d-b-o-o-y-s:

heroin definitely. but, if you just got clean, i'd suggest microdosing psychs. I used to take low doses of MDMA at work to keep me awake and happy. Never full-on rolling, just enough to get some euphoria and amphetamine concentration