Vendor Review - YayAreaCoke 1G FS Cocaine

Hopefully formatting works, I just copied one of /u/lineking 's reviews. Wasn't impressed with this purchase at all, ended up trashing about half. Not sure if I got something different or if it was just crap. Also I'm too lazy to look up what prices were so these are estimates.
<p>MARKET: AlphaBay</p>

<p>PRODUCT: 1 Gram Cocaine</p>

<p>ACTUAL WEIGHT: 1.144g</p>

<p>PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Fishscale Cocaine</p>

<p>PRICE: $70.00? ish</p>

<p>SHIPPING: Two Day Priority with Tracking(2-4 days)...Ordered Sat Night, marked Shipped Monday, actually shipped Wednesday, received on Friday</p>

<p>SHIPPING COST: $7ish?</p>

<p>STEALTH: Poor. Came in priority box but the tab that slides into the slot to hold the box shut wasn't taped so the box could easily have been opened with minor pressure. Label was printed on normal 8.5x11 paper, cut to the size of the box and taped on with one piece of tape.</p>

<p>PRODUCT APPEARENCE: It looks kinda like scale but the whole g was small "flakes" and nothing stuck to the large plastic bag it came in, the small bag I moved it to, or the little plate on the scale. Very Difficult to break up. Smelled like laundry detergent.</p>

<p>SNIFF TEST: Slight burn/sting going up, smells flowery or detergenty. Quick onset. Very stimmy - teeth grinding, licking lips etc. First two lines were .15g around 10pm and I wasn't able to fall asleep until almost 3. I tried some of the crushed powder and different looking and sized flakes but it was all pretty much the same. Sprinkled .1g in bleach and everything sat on top and slowly started to clump together into a large blob floating on the surface. Nothing sank so there were no trails nor oil slicks on the surface. On the bright side there were no other colors.</p>

<p>NEXT DAY: Stuffiness and runny nose lasting 3 days</p>

<p>Pics</p>

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[2 Points] wombat2combat:

please take a look into formatting a vendor review properly if you have a few minutes to spare https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/wiki/vendorreviewtemplates


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[1 Points] dasdatsherm:

Boi... did you really just type all that up as a review for coke and not once mention the (perceived) quality of the coke? Looks really nice though