Military grade smoke grenades

Does anyone on the DNMs sell military grade smoke screens? I EDC Heelys so I can make a quick getaway in self defense situations, and the backpack I carry with me has an oil slick that I can deploy to trip up attackers. I figure adding a smoke grenade to my arsenal will make things even better, and I can finally defend myself from people like the manager who raises his voice at me at the movies and tells me I can't fill up my soda cup with butter to put on my popcorn(he says it's illegal, that's not even a real law).


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[40 Points] OsamaBeenMobben:

Potassium Nitrate (Stump Remover) + Sugar + Colored Dye of choice

Tube (Soda Can Works Well)

Youtube "How to make a Pullpin Fuse"


[20 Points] None:

Bugger me I had not thought about military grade smoke grenades & for a moment thought they were the name for some new high grade mdma pills.

That being said, be a laugh letting a couple off down the local public pool, I am in. Maybe throw in a few white phosphorus grenades to.


[17 Points] 100x100ug:

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/BI.aspx?Keywords=smoke+grenade

I hope this doesn't break sourcing rules.


[16 Points] Odd_From_Every_Angle:

Additionally, does anyone know if they sell CS gas on the DN? Preferably the burnable pellets. I really like the smell and burning a couple pellets in your house while everyone is rolling is really tactile and interesting, especially when you can do it unnoticed and just let the experience happen unsuspected. It's like getting a full body massage from hot needles. Probably very good for the pores. Really clears the sinus too. A bit too much coughing, I find, but if you're rolling the coughing feels really good and keeps you from grinding your teeth too much being that your mouth is open for most of the time.

I'd like to let all my friends experience the joy of it during the best possible state, so I'd like to throw an MDMA party and pleasantly surprise everyone with some CS to bring things up a notch!


[9 Points] None:

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[6 Points] CynicalElephant:

Dude that would be cool as shit, and also definitely would be an LE scam.


[6 Points] electronic_work:

Everyone is talking about heavy weapons and I'm just sitting here wanting a canister of police-grade pepper spray, since this city is so goddamn dangerous and civilians are not allowed to carry ANYTHING to protect themselves.


[4 Points] DMUKVendor:

Good way to get fucked.

Imagine customs busting open your pack and seeing HAND GRENADES lol. Sure as hell would cause you to be put onto a terrorist investigation.


[6 Points] Jay-__:

All you really need is a bit of pocket-sand.


[4 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

Stealing popcorn butter in soda cups is actually punishable by up to life in prison with no parole in Bucharest


[4 Points] H4Z0R3D:

You can make them for cheap as fuck. Plus, you wouldn't even have to deal with Homeland Security or Interpol...


[3 Points] MDMangel:

DHL sells JetPacks. So I know they got what you need. Hope you signed up when you had the chance.


[3 Points] 180K:

That shit's not even butter, it's total transfats bro!


[2 Points] shitterplug:

/r/justneckbeardthings


[1 Points] None:

were you looking for a specific color like red for landing heli's? i recommend CS gas canisters that way you'll get the most bang for the buck. you also might wanna think about caltrops


[1 Points] datdeletedaccount:

make it yourself for less money: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xctC0KeZV9s


[1 Points] BudgetBuyer:

Back in the day we used to do this with bags of ground up Ping-Pong balls, aluminum foil, and cannon fuse that my buddy from school gave me that sparkled all pretty-like.


[1 Points] HonkySpaceship:

Amazon sells personal flash bangs. You might find this to be more effective.


[1 Points] None:

It's not military grade but you can get half decent smoke grenades that are Co2 based from RAP4 for about $20 for a pack of 6.


[1 Points] SlaterK:

Lads lads lads, really all you need to do is get 20 fresh scotch bonnets cut them up, put into a litre of water and boil down till you have a small super potent amount. Pour into a spray container and no one will ever fuck with you again.