[Complaint/Warning] I fucked up version 2.0

So, the other day I made an excellent thread which people loved -read it here here- specificially this comment:

Well, let me tell you what happened.

I was totally blacked out from Thursday afternoon until late Saturday as I'd consumed an amount of xanax equaling over 20mg, 150mg of heroin and 16mg of suboxone. And smoked pot as well....

During that time, I decided to take my dad's expensive Mercedes Benz for a drive. No idea where I went or how long I was out for but I know I drove it...

At 10PM I decided I'd come home.

In my blackedout state I managed to hit into a car parked in my street (side swiped, not rammed into it) which caused the airbags to hit me in the face.

Apparently from the noise, a bunch of people from a nearby house came to assist - I was fine, but they urged me to leave contact details for the car owner, which I gladly did.

The next day, the car owner and her father (who just so happened to be a fucking lawyer) paid me a visit. I assured him I'd sort it out within the next two days....

As my dad is overseas, it's not my car (meaning no insurance to cover me personally), the other persons car is also not insured and having no idea what to do I decided to turn myself into the cops.

They arrived and a bitchy cop had a go at me - before even asking simple questions I could tell she was a cunt.

I explained I had no license, the car was not mine, I knew I was in the wrong and didn't know what to do - though I did know I'd broken many laws and figured the best thing to do would be to call the police.

I gave her the info she wanted (minus the fact I was blacked the fuck out on xannies, though she did ask if I was drunk to which I replied that I don't drink.)

She then interviewed the lawyer and daughter who are willing to settle it civilly - they want $4000 or a new car by Wednesday, which is bullshit - the car I hit is a 1994 model which go for anywhere between $800 - $2500.

So, I'm basically fucked.... I have no money, no job a huge amount of debt which is now even larger and an angry father ready to beat my ass when he returns from overseas.

Any people got any advice?

Only thing I can think of is getting some more H and xannies and overdosing to get rid of the whole mess, at least for me...

And proof for the non believers:

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Comments


[6 Points] zerointegrity:

I explained I had no license, the car was not mine, I knew I was in the wrong and didn't know what to do - though I did know I'd broken many laws and figured the best thing to do would be to call the police.

what did i just read


[4 Points] lickcunt2:

well settle down do not commit suicide bro its the end of the world i dont know which state you live in but it is illegal to have tags on a car and no insurance so i would try to tell them you only going to pay 1000 or how much you think its worth on your time when you can figure it out or tell them to go fuck themselves but then again im no lawyer


[3 Points] None:

im almost positive that if they are not insured as well that this will not end as badly as you think.. you might just have to repay your dad for the bumps and bruises on his car... do not be scared of the lawyer, do NOT commit suicide. This will all be sorted out...


[2 Points] MLP_is_my_OPSEC:

Own up to your mistake and face the music, OD is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.


[2 Points] mephestus:

It can get a lot worse.


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[2 Points] Qzpmwxl:

lol, drugs.


[2 Points] sorrybouthatsport:

Were is this 4k number coming from? They should be getting two estimates on their vehicle, thats pretty standard procedure for this type of thing. Sure, you screwed up big but, don't let these people take advantage of you just because your at fault and you hit their car.


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[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

Okay I'll play along. Nice setup though. You called the cops b/c you knew you broke some laws? Okay. Your dad's insurance will cover it. Case closed. The insurance company will deal with settling with the other party and that'll be the last you hear of it until your dad gets his premium jacked up.

This story makes absolutely no sense, but whatever. Now you should have said the other party called the cops on you, that'd make more sense, I have no earthly idea why any rational person would involve the cops in this sort of dispute unless it was the injured party (and by injured, I don't mean physically hurt, I know there were no physical injuries).

If this story is real, you are creating drama where drama isn't necessary.

But the answer to the story, if it were real, is: your dad's insurance will negotiate with the other party and pay up, you should make amends and restitution to your father, apologize profusely, and he'll forgive you in due time. And stop driving.


[1 Points] None:

You turned yourself into the cops? Jesus christ man I don't know why anyone in their rational mind would ever do that. You're really stupid no offense you could have just waited for your father to come home and let his insurance company tell this cheap ass lawyer to buy a car that isn't 20 years old before making a claim.

You're lucky you aren't dead man. Make amends with your father and focus on your relationship with him as opposed to the minor legal consequences you brought upon yourself.

Spoiled rich kid eh?


[1 Points] sillysally11:

No offense but you sound like a huge fuck up. Some rich kid fucking around in his daddies nice car, I find your story amusing. No job!!?? How are you getting drugs? Daddy again?


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[1 Points] Taylorswiftfan69:

You're gonna get raped by niggers in prison.


[1 Points] 0__0__0__0__0:

long story short: You shouldn't do drugs.


[1 Points] userrr69:

Driving under heavy influence of drugs, driving your dads car without permission, driving without a licence like the retard you are, and on top of all this you swipe someones car... you went full retard... NEVER go full retard... then you bch about it thinking we can help you? you are in the wrong here


[1 Points] None:

Never admit fault for something involving a car accident. In the grand scheme of things $4000 isn't very much money and they will settle for less I bet.


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