Looking for a way to store Coke that is undetectable by dogs

As the post says looking for a way to store Coke in my house so that it is not detectable in case of dogs. This is the only subbreddit I could think to post in so if there's a better one just let me know.


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[14 Points] Oktomom:

In your Nose ( snorted )


[7 Points] None:

Vacuum seal, clean bag vacuum sealed bag thoroughly (maybe amonia? I saw them do that in I am Legend). Make sure to wash your hands inbetween seals. It's always possible for the dog to smell the residue left on the bag after you didn't clean the outside properly.


[4 Points] None:

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[3 Points] bmoreproduct1:

How much? If it is a tiny amount I wouldn't worry. If it is kilos, than you shouldn't be storing it to any place that could, easily, be tied to you.


[2 Points] hhayn:

You'll need to seek the expertise of a pregnant Catherine Zeta Jones, only she can show you the process. But along the way you'll need the help of her hubby Mike Douglas, Benicio Del Toro, Topher Grace, Luiz Guzman, Don Cheadle, Dennis Quaid, um.. the chick who gets caught freebasing in the bathroom and all she says is fuck you...


[1 Points] KoreaLemonade:

Aren't we all.


[1 Points] LieutenantCheeze:

The best option is to not keep it in your house. If the cops come to your house with the intent of finding something, they will find it.


[1 Points] WarmNights:

r/cocaine


[1 Points] kralleo:

put it under your smelly socks. trust me it works


[1 Points] EastOaklandCase_Boys:

Not sure where you live, but where I'm from police won't even start an investigation unless you got the line on keys. If you do have the line on keys, LEO is the VERY least of your worries lol.