Life on the Vendor Scrap Heap:- I made these Videos for Dream Marketplace, but they still Prefer their American "BBMC"

I've given up on Dream Marketplace after 10 days with no reply. Getting a vendor account called "BBMC"? I may as well be asking for the moon.

All I'm looking for is a vendor account on a cool marketplace. Size doesn't matter - I bring my own customers. I'm the only vendor who can provide a non text-based advertising partnership for a marketplace, but nobody wants you when you are old.

Yesterday, I tested my new batch with a webcam on my forehead, listening to youtube with Dream Marketplace in mind. Then I chopped it into individual songs and created an unlisted youtube playlist. This is what a BBMC / Dream partnership might have looked like:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBQpqSfcV3A&index=1&list=PLMShB_SM1W3V_NRyn2KWg7JOZQD02GXmy

I just spent 10 days standing outside Dream in the rain, broken-hearted, Looking in enviously at the real vendors. Damned if I'm changing my name just because they won't remove a cybersquatter.

EDIT I've had a lot of trolling from Top_Gear over the years, its unmistakeable and boring so while he tuckers himself out down below, here's a track listing

  1. I Only Have Ice for You, Dream (I only have eyes for you - flamingos)

  2. That's Not my Name - Ting Tings

  3. The Things that Dreams Are Made of - Human League

  4. When I Live My Dream - David Bowie

  5. Dressed in Black - Shangri-Las


I actually had a little cry when I was doing the David Bowie track. He's so idealistic in the song that smoking a class A drug should seem terribly out of context and cynical. But it doesn't, does it?

We are all corrupt to a greater or lesser extent on the darknet, everybody has an agenda - even me. But BBMC ice is the only pure untainted thing that's left, with no lies. Its our fingernails clinging to the cliff of truth.

I protect her like Bruce Willis protecting the 5th Element, because my meth is the only thing that saves me, again and again. Every week another scumbag calls me out, drunk on hubris and bravado. Fortunately our online credibility is ultimately rooted in our offline drugs. At the end of the day, I have the best. I just took a year off the markets and did the R&D to keep it that way. The markets have a short memory.


Comments


[2 Points] octomarvel:

Lol, redbook... Come get a home at Apple instead of crying outside like an ugly hungry puppy.

Oh wait, you're on bitbay right? Lol.

=)


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Just4theDrama:

simply enjoying the Posts of that guy. People can say what they want, I like them posts.


[1 Points] Selectivescammer1:

There is really only alpha bay and dream. DHL, Hansa, both have hoops to jump through to sign up, markets should be making it as easy as possible to sign up to their market. Multi sig may be easy once you've took the time to set it up, but many people simply can't be bothered.

Outlaw or valhalla market, i believe these to be good markets, but mostly catering to EU countries with Uk not so well cater for, which is a shame.


[1 Points] None:

I love meth.