Vendor Review: Safe for dumb people to order from GoingPostal

GoingPostal's is an awesome vendor with unbeatable stealth.

Picked up a parcel from Postal this morning, ripped it apart, threw out the item it was hidden in and placed the vacuum sealed mylar bag containing 14g of MDMA in my bag.

I then caught buses and trains all day while running errands, totally forgetting that I had enough drugs on me to get a long jail sentence.

On my way home I was walking between train platforms when my heart sunk... up ahead I saw a police dog unit and instantly remembered what I had on my person.

Trying not to freak out I did my best to keep my cool and walked as calmly passed the dog as possible.

The dog took a good sniff at me as I passed him but didn't sit to indicate I had anything on me so his handler whistled the dog on and I was in the clear.

I don't live in Europe so I don't think it was a bomb dog. Police canine units are commonly deployed at train stations near me, even before terrorism was such a big threat so I'm confident it was a drug sniffer.

Today's events have boosted my confidence in this legendary vendor, his stealth packaging has saved me from my own stupidity.

PS: Sorry for the typo's if there is any, I'm to high at the moment to be able to proof read properly.


Comments


[18 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:

Especially in today's climate the dog was most likely a bomb dog not a drug dog.


[7 Points] None:

Nice.

Man, what kind of police state shit is this though? What country do you live in? Don't you think its kinda fucked up they're allowed to do that?


[6 Points] cryptocreepo:

Regarding the dogs, very few dogs are trained drug sniffing dogs.

In most of the countries I have been to dogs are used to help with illegal things that go on at train stations, not drug related. Mostly to discourage, and sometimes catch fare cheaters, pickpockets, robberies, but more often just to scare troublemakers away.


[2 Points] redditulousfun:

Even actuall drug sniffing dogs are rare to be trained in the scent of mdma


[1 Points] PirateRadioSignal:

Would it fool US customs?


[1 Points] JorDanisREAL:

wouldn't surprise me if this was a shill


[1 Points] ArcticAnimal:

Damn bummer, I never received my gram from him so I assumed he was a SS, but I see so many good reviews. Might have to try again after MrSaturn.


[1 Points] None:

If they packed it right there shouldn't be any traces of drug residue on the outside anyway. There supposed to wipe it down to get rid of any fingerprints / residue that a drug dog could pick up on.


[1 Points] DHLMarket:

If I saw a police dog unit, I would go hours out of my way to avoid it. Even if I have to wait hours or walk miles, doing whatever I can to avoid jail time is worth it.


[1 Points] fantasticnameuser:

They are only trained to alert when they are ordered to


[0 Points] None:

you ran errands after picking up 14g of MDMA? Not to mention this has nothing to do with stealth since u just fucking mentioned u threw it all out except for the mylar bag.

total crock of shit. lynch this mofo asap


[-1 Points] lordredvampire:

Decoy/Misdirection - yeah. What is it like? Care to explain or prefer to "see it for yourself" to keep stealth method hidden? Thanks.