Really scared, need advice, please help!

Throwaway for obvious reasons. I bought some Brazzers passwords on AB a few weeks back, now LE's camped outside. I flushed all the tissues, but I'm on septic. Should I have my tank pumped, or would that be too obvious?


Comments


[91 Points] JustHere4RedditPorn:

Burn house and move to Belize


[19 Points] FbisGaY:

try to make a deal with the doj, jail is not a place for people like you, there is no internet!!!


[16 Points] None:

Don't be stupid--wash your hands and turn yourself in.


[7 Points] None:

Oh shit man!


[5 Points] Mlc5015:

Nice shitpost, OP. This sub needs some humor this week.


[6 Points] Littledoggie43:

Lmfao fucks sake mate i love it


[3 Points] LocalLawEnforcement:

/r/selffuck is your only option


[2 Points] steamboi1337:

why tissues? the legend says scrape glue off the tape that works right?


[2 Points] None:

Cat posts at the ready


[2 Points] MandyThatGirl:

You should really be using special toilet paper for recreational vehicle's. That or a pad of dissolving note paper from the CIA gift shop.


[2 Points] NADER_THE_GATOR:

Dude it's a part can you should join them I heard they give free donuts


[1 Points] Littledoggie43:

Still one of the funniest posts I've read on Reddit, and it's in a darknet market sub.