Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[18 Points] Xeeroy:

In a silent protest against marijuana prohibition I'm talking a walk and planting seeds all over the place in the city today.


[18 Points] XanFran420:

Did a bunch of xans, blacked out, went to a party, got kicked out for peeing on the bar, smoked some weed, fell asleep, woke up on Saturday and I still can't find my shoes.


[16 Points] None:

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[9 Points] benzo_messiah:

Going through opiate withdrawals again. Why'd I fucking relapse...


[5 Points] RocketSpook:

Well I got a chance to try out the blow I got last week. Girlfriend decided we should lay off the molly since we been at it every weekend since March. She said hey, let's go to a Kink show, I was like hell fcking yeah! We went, had fun, played with some fire fetish, saw some fun stuff. Then I decided well fck it, best place to end up is a strip club, especially because of the blow. Went to the local hot spot, saw some friends, turned out to be a bachelor party, sat for a few VIP dances with my girl. Just so happens the blow is pretty good too, cause I'm writing about it at 5am. Fun night, Thanks Dark Net


[5 Points] deardarknetmarkets:

It started with a bag of skittles. I boofed the bag of skittles. THen all the coloUrs became so warm and hugged me and I shook Their hands and we called our friend David Bowie. He came and we had tea and boofed more skittles and the COLORs! Woman! Man! Let me please tell you they Were a Train on the tracks pulling into Station My Forehead.

David and I then decided to drink a beer in a tree which was preposterous. There were so many spiders from Mars we had to fight. David flew away on a starship and I was too afraid to climb down the tree so I called My Mumâ„¢ for a ride out of the tree.

Mum said "you twat, not again! That David boy keep away!"

She then called the fire department to help me out of the tree. Whilst waiting I boofed three more skittles and the tree bark at This point turned into this subreddit and I posted this. I Love you tree oak.

I'm still stuck in the tree. The fire Department will come once they are sobered up. That will be on ThursDays.


[4 Points] FraterP:

500ugs, 8th of Booms, ive been frying every weekend for about a year. Its time for a break i think.


[3 Points] Throwaway_concept:

Nursing a hangover with more alcohol. Fuck why did i stop using real drugs, alcohol sucks the next day.


[3 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

I had a very awakening trip https://pay.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/68az7i/took_another_ride_on_the_mystery_hits_n2o_a/


[3 Points] PDmoney:

Took two tabs and kept my eyes closed the whole time. I saw myself leave my body and travel through space and eventually saw my self as a nude painter...


[1 Points] j4ck4ll:

Started drinking Friday after work with some friends. Split half a tab of LSD with a friend, it was his first time. We spent the whole night at my place, both tripping, until we went for more drinks at the bar, then another bar. Friend went home, I stayed and drank, was pretty tired at this point. Got a ride home with some people I know, did the rest of the speed with a friend, drank some more and went to sleep. Woke up around 4 PM today, am making lunch and drinking red wine. Enjoy the rest of the weekend!


[1 Points] God_and_Country:

Decided to rail about 15mg 2cb with my brother and split about a half g of s ket along with some joints. Went for a nature walk and communed with Mother Earth and was encompassed with her life energy.


[1 Points] None:

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