what's a good place to stash all my shit if i wanted to clean house?

let's say i wanted to live totally anxiety free, so even if i had no real reason to suspect LE was after me, they could kick down my door and ransack my house and find nothing. where could i hide my stash so that it was retrievable but unfindable?

some examples:

does anyone else have any clever spots i could try?


Comments


[23 Points] None:

How about you create a secret compartment inside your anal cavity?


[14 Points] pinochetHA:

surgically implant it in a stray dog and put a gps tracker in the dog so you can retrieve it

Is that from a movie OP? If not wtf...


[6 Points] None:

Don't bury bags.

Use a PVC pipe, pvc cement one end, glue a screw on cap to the other end, put stuff in there, screw on pvc cap and bury it. If you have metal items in there, think about storing it where they cannot detect it with metal detectors.

Add some silica/dessicants to control moisture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A87EBoxGrc8


[5 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

At 9000's House of course....Bahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!


[3 Points] FreeRossUlbricht:

Secure stash to a drone and have it hover close by. Have it land when safe.


[2 Points] bassface69:

Hide in an object and ask a friend to keep it stored for you in a safe place. Obviously tell him what he will be storing beforehand.


[2 Points] None:

Rental locker with fake ID


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] JRST99:

Send it to me! I will look after it for you ;)


[1 Points] Ulament:

In the butthole, of course.


[1 Points] Kylo_Rennington:

bury it in your backyard


[1 Points] None:

in your neighbors bush


[1 Points] RandomNumsandLetters:

I think a personal locker would be good. Like at your gym or whatever. Make sure it won't be fucked with though


[1 Points] PHattygrilledcheese:

Vac seal it into packages that of desirable quantities to you and get a safe deposit box. If its weed get a storage unit.


[0 Points] None:

this https://www.amazon.com/Soda-Can-Hidden-Safe/dp/B000KKWIR8