[VENDOR REVIEW] 50 Tabs Pelican Print and 1g Quality Peruvian Cocaine 85%

Glad the birdman is still around and hasn't pulled a Dodo on us. I started using him after CaliConnect went MIA over a year ago and it's all been tremendous. I had a feeling he'd have some staying power after breaking onto the scene over a year ago.

Overview It's been a while since I've foxed with the DNM's so I decided to ease in with a light order last week. Just half a sheet of Peli's prints (Part A) and g of cocaine (Part B) just to try it out. See detailed checkbox below and I hope the formatting comes out OK.

Communication Great as always, considering AlphaBay's clunky message system.

Shipping I sent the BTC late on Friday and Peli messaged me back on Monday saying it was shipped. Part A arrived Wednesday and Part B arrived Thursday of the same week so all in all pretty good.

Product A I have not had a chance to get into the L personally, but have had an enthusiastic response from my mates who have assured me it is on par with standard Pelican fare. will update when I've had a chance to try it out.

pic of print

Product B The cocaine is the best I've had in a long time, it blew the stomped on non-dnm gear my friends are usually packing straight out of the water. Price was on the higher side though. Sorry, no pics for this one

Order Info
Vendor Name /u/Pelican_Vendor
MarketPlace Direct
Product A: 50 tabs Pelican Print EXCLUSIVE (50 Tabs)
Product B: 1g Quality Peruvian Cocaine 85%
International?: Nopeeee
Vendor requires FE?: NA
Price Product A: $115
Price Product B: $85
Incentives for Review?: None
Shipping cost: Included
DETAILED CHECKBOX
Customer Service:
[AB]+5 Superb: Polite, empassioned, compassionate, tender
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[A]+5 Highest purity - highly potent - dangerously potent -ludicrously potent
[B]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[AB]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[A]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost = dope dick
[B]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[B]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[B]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[B]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[AB]+1 Low package profile
[AB]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
Bottom Line: Very happy as always. Hope this guy is around all summer. /u/Pelican_Vendor send me more tats birdman!


Comments


[3 Points] WolfID:

Thanks for the review. Pelican seems to continue coming through.

Unrelated, but was there ever a concensus on what happened to cali?


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[1 Points] dabadabadoo480:

can one of you mongruls please post a pic or some sort of review more than these 50 non descriptive words about his coke?


[1 Points] BHOmber:

Can we get a pic of the blow?