[CommunityDiscussion] Let's discuss all the illegal things we get up to

Hi guys,

I just thought with all this drama going on we should all put aside our buckets of popcorn and discuss all the illegal shenanigans we be doin on the reg!

I, for one, do so many drugs. OMG so many. But I'm not greedy or anything, I always make sure to buy enough to sell to other people so I can spread the joy. Lol funny story just the other day I was on campus (I am very smart and only one of three people doing a highly specialised degree in a top British university - I wont say which one for Opsec reasons!) anyways so there I was and I must say I'm not very conspicuous being 6'5 with my pockets bulging with all the dope dope I be selling, and one of my regulars comes up and he's all like "yo, Danny" he says to me "your dope is FIRE FIRE but damn, I have ethical qualms about buying from you since you murdered all those nuns." Whatever lol.

No but really, I care about my community. I also hang around the school gates near where I live and hand out free samples of meth to small children, obesity is an epidemic so gotta keep them active! Start 'em early I always say. If your child is looking chubby, check out the vendor MERTHMERTH-METHHY on Agora, price is right and he ships from the postcode 9OX 6MC so you can work out if he lives near you for NDD!

Lastly, I'm looking to expand my business and be newbie friendly so I'll be selling all my crack cocaine on the site ocelotofdrugs.com, I'm very trustworthy and my site is secure (I use https) so no need to faff about with pgp or anything. I'm 23 so you know I'm very tech-savvy. As my business grows I'll also be implementing a money-laundering app using javascript so bulk buyers can stay safe!

Alright, I better leave it at that for now; I'm off to Holyhead for my 3:43am shipment of girls, very busy atm - human trafficking rings don't run themselves you know!

What about you?


Comments


[33 Points] None:

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[20 Points] MLP_is_my_OPSEC:

I pirate media and currently watching an illegal NHL stream.

COME AT ME LAW ENFORCEMENT


[17 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

I am a drug.


[14 Points] None:

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[11 Points] American-Government:

We Orchestrated a series of events that eventually, by our manipulation, led to the downfall of two innocent law abiding buildings. This was done by metal, shaped in a way that when powered by a powerful engine, is able to defy gravity and take flight. The engine is able to produce power by igniting a liquid called jet fuel. Then one of our scientists ran a bunch of million dollar science experiments funded by the taxpayers. The results were horrifying. The jet fuel, upon ignition, did not reach the temperatures required to melt steel beams. Instead of telling the truth, we blamed a made up terrorist group, and invaded a country that still builds their houses out of cow shit mixed with dirt and grass.


[5 Points] None:

Got 16 trillion in counterfeit money. To think I could single handedly take the U.S. out of its debt.


[2 Points] None:

I stole gum from a gas station once


[3 Points] None:

This is what we need


[2 Points] ErraticWire:

Needs more dank.


[2 Points] II-NataYmleg:

I walk a red traffic light sometimes, but only if no children are nearby. Also being guilty of having modified a world receiver once so I could listen to police radio; but honestly that was very boring.

In my good punk times we used to hang out in front of the police HQ with three grams of weed and a beer crate.

Today I buy small amounts of weed and LSD and make fun of LE by e-mail or PM.

I was also involved in a lot of pointless and overly excessive violence which ironically was not illegal at any point.


[2 Points] None:

i've taken so much lsd that im no more


[2 Points] LittleNiggerBaby4:

Once I dunked a tenstrip of 300ug hero doses in mxe and plugged it then smoked 100mg dmt and 50mg 5 meo dmt while w8ing to come up, needless to say I don't use psychodelics any more


[2 Points] octomarvel:

I farted inna crowded elevator once.

No regrets.


[1 Points] damnmachine:

Love it.


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

I just hit a guy abd I didn't stop...


[1 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

I'm basically a walmart greeter but for a weed store.