[Vendor Review] Skunky Cocaine (Dec 18, 2017 Batch) Dream Market

Vendor: Skunky (Dec 18, 2017 Batch)

Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA

Substance: Cocaine

Suspicious Effects: though i cooked some to sample i did not record the base yield.

Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No):

Suspected Adulterant:

Home Testing Done? Not at this time

Price: 7 grams for $630 or $90 a gram

Advertised purity: Fishscale 90%

Picture: rock: https://www.photoland.io/i/PbHrY snowpile https://www.photoland.io/i/Pbe3b

PLEASE: I received a temporary ban for absentmindedly answering a "WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE VENDOR" question. It is against sub rules and i had to endure 3 painful days of r/darknetmarkets withdrawal until i could get my fix again. I don't wish this on anybody.

Comment: Skunky is a friendly vendor with good comms. He reminds me of DrLys. 4 day shipping! For me, this was a DNM first as the other vendors were ranging from 10 to 21 days. He gets his coke from a local in the southern cal area. Origin is unknown but I would bet it's Colombian Mexacaine. It came mostly as a rock that crumbled easily. It was dust coated but had diamond sparkles peeking out. I used my tea screen to make a nice skunky snow powder pile which i then snorted in one large inhale ala Keith Richards. OK, I'm joking, i did it in two snorts. Nothing to end my quest about for it had no euphoria, but did have a slight burn. Standard DNM fare. Now his crack, that's something entirely different and that's a separate review.

Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call "Fire", you may call "Garbage", yet we are both right for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result that can be used to quantitatively compare batches for purity and detection of active cuts is the analysis obtained by a GC/MS or Infrared (IR) spectroscopy.

Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF?

Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, whether you do it with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars, cats and dogs sleeping together, and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..

Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."


Comments


[12 Points] Mothafuka_Jones:

Long ass review but you barely said how it was wtf


[3 Points] IWannaBeAnarchy:

Ive tried his before and as you state...it was ok..not the best by far but it did the trick. Waiting to try his hard right now...if it ever arrives, been waiting a week now and nothing showing in myusps and he’s not answering messages. Been a fucked up week.


[2 Points] Mothafuka_Jones:

Sooo it wasnt that good?