Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

I do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Feel free to link to guides, though.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[6 Points] MisterWinston:

What do you guys use to buy BTC? With MtGOX gone forever, I'm stuck with Coinbase, whose 3-4 day wait time on buys is really killing me.


[5 Points] None:

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[5 Points] None:

Is mayonnaise a drug?


[1 Points] None:

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[2 Points] RavenQuoth:

Are there links on here to market forums? If not, would it be possible to put it in the wiki?

I would like to know why Agora is down and I feel their forums would provide me the answer.

Cheers.


[2 Points] kittytittiez:

Can someone do an ELI5 on the process of buying?


[2 Points] whothehoe:

What's up with Agora, yo?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] bossman626:

im using windows 7, no pgp, outdated tor browser, no tumbling, no VPN, and i order all the time and never have a problem.. am i lucky or is everyone scared for no reason?


[1 Points] 080997:

does anyone know any vendors that ship to eastern africa?


[1 Points] voldylol:

THIS IS MY THREAD! ._.

Could someone please tell me how to compose the message in which you tell the seller your address?

I don't know if I should be nice or go straight to the point... I dont wanna look like a noob (which i am ;_;)

So could you give me an example of a order message? Thanks!


[1 Points] mydrugsnsexaccount:

How do we get an invite to Agora?


[1 Points] voldylol:

One more question! I have bought the bitcoins on Localbitcoin.com, and they are in the waller of that site. How to I upload them into Blue sky market? Do I need to fold them before doing so?

I bought them with paysafecard so there should be no way for them to be in any way related to my real person


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Slimrosnick:

I buy my bitcoins from QuickBT in canada. If anyone has used it, is it safe to buy from them again?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] NoNeckTieGuy:

Is there a way to cancel an order on TorEscrow?


[1 Points] CaeserTheGeezer:

Howdy y'all, the names Caeser, and I'm a noob. Not just any noob, I ashamedly hold the title of the most noobiest of all noobs. I humbly ask the DNM community to assist this woeful noob. Let me explain:

  1. I quite possibly botched my first ever (and probably most precious until next Bicycle Day) purchase of any kind of this sort (y'all should know what I mean) because what keeps constantly tripping me up over and over and OVER again is the concept of "time-stamping." I get that it proves you bought BTC at a certain prices, but I don't know how to get the "time-stamp." Is it automatically made when the purchase is made? I'm so lost.

  2. /When/ I understand what a time-stamp and how to acquire it is, how do I go about sending it (along with my bitcoins) to the vendor? The guy I'm trying to buy from (the all-mighty and power BlueViking) mentioned the timestamp thingy on "Bitstamp" but when i tried to buy BTC there, It needed me to verify with my Driver's License and shit, and idk if I feel comfortable doing that, so I have an account on Coinbase instead, but it's all so confusing.

Pity me my colleagues, revel in my ineptitude. All I ask is that even just one of you, one with the patience of a saint and the knowledge of how /all this/ works, please assist me. I want acid, man. And even If I can't take advantage of the wonderful Bicycle Day sale BV is having, at least once I get the hang of it I will happily buy it at full price.

This is my solemn plea for help. Please accept it.

-CaeserTheGeezer

P.S. If it is easier for you to just disregard the list I have made and teach me from the

ground up, I am more than happy to accept that.

P.S.S. This is also my first time using Reddit, so forgive any of my grave "Reddiquette"

trespasses.


[1 Points] Angry__Jonny:

Do I not have the same username and password on agora? I can't seem to login...


[0 Points] Shetalksalot:

Cheapest and best domestic shipper for xtc pills and or adderall


[0 Points] dopiestfiber:

does anybody know how to make decent legal money round 800$ a week or online doing something or flipping somethingn, i really need to move out and really close to my goal , no ignorant answers or smartass answers please :)