There's nothing more soul crushing than waiting out the entire fucking weekend, desperate for Monday to come, approaching your mailbox and seeing it looks empty... Then you open it and holy fuck there's an envelope there, you get all excited with the possibilities!
Nope it's just the fucking phone bill.
Fuck.
I never hated bills the appropriate amount before DNMs, but I'm on a whole new level now - this is like the 10th time I had this happen.
Especially when it's a Comcast bill.