A few suggestions on who could replace Bailey Jay as the sub's mascot:

  1. Albert Hofmann. Really the obvious choice I think (as many others have already pointed out).

  2. Paschal Beverly Randolph. Dude firmly believed that through the use of drugs, ordinary folks could have genuine visions of the heavenly realms, communicate with angels, etc.: "The use of Hasheesh, Napellus, Opium, the juice of the Indian Soma, or Egyptian Lotus plant, besides many other narcotics of special virtues, constitute a large portion of the preparatory exercises, by which Oriental Ecstatics produce their abnormal conditions," and "there is no doubt that Confucius, Pythagoras, and his disciples [...] and mystic brethren of all ages used it to exalt them." At one point America's biggest importer of marijuana. Abolitionist, too, hung out with Lincoln. All-around swell motherfucker.

  3. Less "yay drugs!" and more "remember your OPSEC kids," maybe that Jaqen H'Ghar fellow from Game Of Thrones? Capable of changing his face and identity at the drop of a hat, always one step ahead of L.E., smirkingly doling out cryptic advice to the youngsters, and smoothly helping out noobs in need. (I'm intentionally keeping it vague for those who haven't seen / read it yet.)

  4. Silvia Saint. I mean look, just a classic pornstar, hella pretty gal, everybody loves her, who could possibly complain?


Comments


[10 Points] noonehear:

I think Beaker the Sesame Street character would be great. He has many great expressions. https://matthewhyde.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/20110924-124903.jpg


[3 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

What about Tim Leary? He was the leader of a cultural revolution. Our kind of cultural revolution.


[3 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

Mods. You're gonna need to get on this, people won't be satisfied until we have a new mascot.


[3 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Suck_a_gerbils_dick:

Again, as said in the other thread, hunter s Thompson would work best.


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

Jesus Christ


[1 Points] Throwaway8522185221:

Buck Angel!!!


[1 Points] negate8:

Falkor with a picture of Nixons face on it.

The Neverending Warory aaah aahh ahh


[1 Points] DancingWindAway:

Whoever does the CSS will decide what's on the bottom of the page. Has been like that ever since, and hey if you do that for free you might as well have fun with it and creative freedom.


[1 Points] None:

What about a changing of the mascot monthly, taking obvious front runners into consideration? I for one would like to see Ross' picture for one of the months. We owe a lot to him, and he'll be in jail for a very long time for being a pioneer of the DNMs.


[1 Points] superfuckinggay:

I still like Bailey Jay. I'm not actually gay.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

http://zerocarbonista.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/doc-back-to-the-future.jpg


[0 Points] Jnew777:

Never thought I would ever say this but even considering that number 4 has a vagina instead of a penis, she still isn't as pretty as Bailey jay

I'm not sure I understand the urge to replace her.


[-1 Points] DirtyHippy69:

There is no Jaqen H'Ghar. There is no replacement for one true bae.