I don't know if I should write this as a review or a scam warning, but since I technically got the same drug that I ordered, going to put it as a review. I recently ordered from this guy since my go-to, caliconnection was out of stock. simonlablond's stuff arrived yesterday, and it's either incredibly underdosed or was damaged in transit due to heat or whatever. I have tried negotiating a 50/50 refund but he refuses, wanting to reship only 25 tabs, so I've opened a dispute.
1.Setting
Vendor
- simonlabond (typo in title, sorry)Market
- AgoraProduct
- NEEDLEPOINT 150 ug sheet escrow (LSD)Price
- Around $400. 1.3 btc at time of purchase.
2.Vendor
Service
- 0/5 He refuses to believe that his lsd is anything less than the best on the planet. He accuses me of being a scammer for wanting a refund when he sent me bunk shit. He says "look at my reviews" over and over, and they say nothing of the quality of his L. He also accuses me of being a shill and saying I haven't ordered anything in a year when I ordered from cali just two weeks ago. I think he is referring to the last time a vendor gave me feedback.Shipping
- 5/5 Shipping was fast, I'll give him that.Stealth
- 5/5 Stealth is also very good.Communication
- 2/5 He was polite at first but quickly devolved into accusing me of scamming and repeating over and over that his stuff is the best, and that I don't know what I'm talking about.
3.Product
Weight
- 2/5 I ordered 100 hits. I cut the tabs evenly (quarter inch squares) and one tab does not do anything. Even two is a threshold dose, giving light visuals and a slight body high. Thus I give him 2/5 since I did not get all the LSD I ordered.Purity
- 1/5 Hard to tell if it's impure/damaged or just underdosed, but this stuff is bad.Potency
- 1/5 Me and friends took it, at best we had slight visuals and maybe a body high (could've been the weed). Some people's eyes didn't even dilate off one tab.Price Value
- 0/5 I paid $400 for acid that doesn't work.
4.Comments:
Obviously I do not recommend this vendor. Just when I thought I was in the clear with the potential scammer sosacafe someone new has to try and steal my money.
Even if his acid is actually good normally, the fact that he is so opposed to a resolution is cause to avoid him alone. His reasoning behind not wanting to pay me? He would lose all the profits he's made so far. I am his biggest order, by the way. He has offered to send 25 more, but his stuff is garbage so I did not accept that offer. Plus I paid for 100, not 25.
Avoid this vendor.
Sorry to hear that. Not sure how you feel about international LSD but 2 legit vendors operate across the Atlantic (Gammagoblin & TGUK).
2 of TG's 115s will fuck. you. up. in the best way possible