Just got pulled over with a QP of weed..

Picked up a QP from my guy and three sheets of Lucy and my car smelled pretty strong but it was vac sealed so wasn't too bad. I also had a dub in my glove compartment that I was planning on smoking (QP was for re sale.) 3 blocks from my house I get the cock-meat sandwich, (or flashing lights, same thing) and I pull over to the side of the road. Dude comes up to my car and informs me I was going 32 in a 25 which is fucking pathetic to even pull me over for and proceeds to ask me why my car smells like marijuana. I told him I had a gram of it for personal use and don't want to cause any trouble hoping he would either let me go or give me a misdemeanor. I'd rather take a fine and probation than a $5000 fine and prison. He asked me to hand it over to him and I complied. The guy said since I have no previous record and seemed to be an honest citizen he would confiscate it and let me go. I have never been so scared yet so relieved before in my life. I am honestly so happy I got a speeding ticket. Best case scenario at the time. Having weed in my car actually saved me from getting arrested for weed. Onfg Im gonna smoke a bowl and go to bed


Comments


[596 Points] nudeinmylivingroom:

Dude comes up to my car and informs me I was going 32 in a 25 which is fucking pathetic to even pull me over

no dude, you don't break two laws at once..


[188 Points] MDMangel:

"Onfg Im gonna smoke a bowl and go to bed"

So is that cop that pulled you over.


[88 Points] Caymanquestion:

Betcha that cops reading this like... That Nigga.


[35 Points] Tossingthislatertho:

Unfortunately I don't think this could ever happen in the state I'm in right now. They treat weed like its heroin.


[32 Points] None:

Dude, best cop ever.

Dont fucking speed when trafficking drugs.

Buy that lottery ticket.


[25 Points] god_send:

Wow man amazing fucking luck there!

Some cops are cool as fuck.

And some attack minorities with no reason.

...

And Donald Trump has a chance at being president

...

FUCK


[15 Points] OAS33:

QP in my car, my speed limit is 24mph.


[10 Points] ChasingTracers:

You lucked out. One time me and my friend had to go drop this kid off an eighth in like the middle off the night, and i had just gave him 2 ounces so he had that and a mason jar with like 3 grams in it in the glove box. I kept telling him you should probably drop that at home cause we're gonna smoke on the ride but he didn't wanna hear it so i stashed my eighth in the gas tank and we left. We get like halfway there and we're less than a quarter of the way through the dutch. He starts coughing and saying he needs fresh air and im like bro don't roll the window down i dont know if that car behind us is a cop. What does he do? Rolls down the window. Sure enough the second smoke started pouring out of the car the lights came on behind us. He comes up to the window and we give him the blunt and he keeps asking us WHERE IS THE FUCKING BAG OF POT. We tried to tell him all we had was the blunt but when he started talking about searching the car, my friend literally CRACKED the glove box, with the cop pointing his flashlight right at it, and squeezed out the mason jar that was sitting right next to 2 bagged out ounces of sour. When i say cracked, i mean it was so small that i have no idea how he even did it. The cop made me get out, dump the jar out, and stomp out the 3 grams and the blunt on the side of the road and then he let us go.


[9 Points] None:

How did only a qp smell through the vac? I can see maybe if you were right up to it possibly but enough to make ur car smell?


[8 Points] realstonned:

Please tell me your paperwork isn't the glove box you keep your pre rolled joints..


[6 Points] steue2u:

Just a thought...but obey all traffic and other laws ASSIDUOUSLY when carrying any illicit items.

You done got lucky, son.


[6 Points] Tombstonesss:

Sounds like your getting too casual with multiple felonies in your car. dont break more then one law at a time and try to do runs when normal people are out and about between 8 to 5. Late night weekend shit is a problem. I'd also say a qp isn't worth the trouble to re sale but that's just me.


[5 Points] ventrue05:

so now you know to have a clean car every time. so this lesson cost you $$$. smh its the worst way but most effective way to learn hahaha.


[4 Points] Swoleger:

I would never break road rules with drugs in the car


[2 Points] FlamingLips1021:

The whole "If you're white, you'll get away with anything" mentality really pisses me off. Like fucking hellloo... It obviously depends on the state you live in, whether it's a college town, the cop, etc. I have been in handcuffs over literal crumbs of bud back in my teens because of bored cops and conservative attitudes. Living in the south doesn't help either. Ironically it's been practically decriminalized since then. But still, fucking west coast people don't know how good they have it.


[3 Points] gonzobon:

This is why you invest in deodorizers, double vaccum seal and wrap it in a plastic bag.

Further when he asks you about the weed, "I don't smell anything officer" works just fine. The smell of weed is not enough to justify a search of your car in the USA. If he searches you anyway, clam up, don't say anything. Ask for a lawyer if they find your goodies.

Edit: Apparently only in Washington State. Maybe CO.


[3 Points] SpontaneousDream:

Really don't have any sympathy for you OP. You had a ton of drugs in the car yet can't even go the speed limit? Stupid. You're lucky you didn't wind up in jail.


[3 Points] BonerTickler:

I'LL TAKE THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN FOR 800, ALEXANDRO.


[2 Points] Dknows:

Thats pretty bold. I never smoke and drive with nothing i cant eat while getting pulled over. Call me parinoid but i dont wanna go to jail over bud. That's why i take the time to double vac when i move anything smelly. also throw everything in the trunk.


[2 Points] BaronKing:

I can't even fathom getting by with that. In my area if a cop pulled you over with a QP, every cop within ten miles would be there with a year in prison.


[2 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

speeding with distribution quantity...not even once


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

I have a similar story but the smell(and presence of tiny amount) got the cops sidetracked and they let me off totally. Not even the speeding ticket lol


[1 Points] procowtipper:

This is one of the very few exceptions where telling the "truth" to a cop is the right thing to do haha.


[1 Points] fantasticnameuser:

my car smelled pretty strong but it was vac sealed so wasn't too bad.

Um, what?


[1 Points] Blackcops2:

Can I ask what state you're in?


[1 Points] polishreddit:

Just next time make sure your care doesnt mell like weed... it is easy to cover, get some essential oils, put some dropson ypur seeds and dashboard


[1 Points] wado729:

Gtbw


[1 Points] TrillPhil:

You might take this as a cheap lesson and just call it quits while you're ahead. I tried this same approach and they still searched my shit and found it...

I'm actually 1 for 3 on this method. And that 1 I still went to jail and got probation over a roach. The other 2 or two seperate occasions resulting in 10 years do 5 once and 4 years do 2 another...


[1 Points] cryptolowe:

holy shit your lucky...


[1 Points] Nurial:

He smoked it..


[1 Points] dobby420:

Good on the spot spot thinking there bro


[1 Points] anon3348:

What state are you in OP?


[1 Points] BasedWonton:

Thank god you didn't get caught with that acid, that's some serious time.


[1 Points] zigaliciousone:

If he confiscated that shit and let you go, he probably smoked a bowl before bed too, lol.


[1 Points] legalize-drugs:

This is called a decoy. It's actually a smooth move, though OP did it unintentionally.


[1 Points] defiancetime:

bro its ALWAYS a few blocks from your crib ... think about your future and do the speed limit i never speed in residential they are just thirsty for someone patroling the neighboorhoods


[1 Points] Ethwolf:

This is why you never ride with more than an oz. Order your shit online and keep it at the house.


[1 Points] crystaldust:

One time the cops took my gram and gave me a ticket to go to court, I went to court and they never called my name. They asked me to write my name in a book with my number so I wrote down John Doe and left.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Don't break the law when you're already breaking the law


[1 Points] agangofoldwomen:

If I had a QP in my car, I would have been going 24 mph.

But then again, I would never drive with a QP in my car.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] FetalSodomy:

I always keep a small, dummy sack, in my glove box when I'm moving weight. I've only gotten ticketed once, the other 4 or 5 times they just took the sack and let me go, with out searching the rest of the car.


[1 Points] TheBreadWinner:

one time i got pulled over with an ounce, scales, bags the works

officer let me go with a paraphernalia #whitepriviledge


[1 Points] 3chainzyolo2:

HOLY FUCK BRO


[1 Points] BigFatCat_DNM:

Keeping that G in the glove box is straight lazy.


[1 Points] yunhaila:

Do two crimes at a time, Do time.


[1 Points] None:

Cops can give about 10% leeway with speeding.

Going 77 in a 70? You might get pulled over, 27 in a 20? Probably will


[1 Points] None:

you should smoke the whole qp in celebration


[1 Points] ri924ifpok:

once i had just picked up 0.75 of heroin ... pulled into a parking spot by the park by the river and night and shot sum in my butt, yes i love plugging my dope, and had just put the rig away and leaned the seat back and was hanging out with the window down a bit. cops roll up behind me, flash their lights and one each comes up to each side of my window. i have no idea how long they had been behind me. the dude smells pot, i have some roaches and a grinder in there but no actual bud. dude doesnt believe me, has me get out, i grab my phone and case which i had stashed my heroin in, and get out. hes like 'whats that' and im like its my phone. the cop rips apart my dirty ass truck while the newbie stands there with the notepad askin me questions. theres a bunch of rigs and shit in my vehicle and the cop says if he gets stabbed hes gonna beat my ass by the side of the road. i told him he wouldnt. i said they were for b12 shots... lol. anyways he finishes, doesnt find shit except for the grinder i handed over, i kinda felt bad for him cuz of all the fast food wrappers and dirty laundry he had to sort thru. he asks the noobie cop if he patted me down and i think the noob was embarrassed that he forgot, and hes like yeah, yeah i did. lol.

anyways they call me id in and its taking dispatch ages to get back to them, and i count my lucky stars cuz they let me go without waiting for the report on my identity to come back cuz i have an interesting record that usually gets extra attention from the cops for me. lol. i was sooo lucky. the smack started rushing as they pulled me out of the truck and it kept me calm and happy. hahaha. they gave me my grinder back.


[0 Points] FuckTheJakes:

Get a glass jar. If you have enough for a qp just buy a safe and put it in your car.


[0 Points] None:

he prob smoked that gram to him self the cheeky cunt


[0 Points] None:

Always have the sacrificial bag ready to distract..... This is a good protocol


[0 Points] merryhexmas:

I will say the very obvious, he didn't really pull you over for speeding he most likely has your dealer's house staked out and follows everyone leaving for easy busts.


[-1 Points] BlankBlapperson:

How did you give him a gram when you had a QP bagged up??


[-2 Points] CDRCRDS:

Are you black?


[-3 Points] None:

It's cool when you know most of the cops on the state troopers are ussually masons...there's a neat little hand gesture with the steering wheel one can do...I still had to pay the speeding ticket though. Oh well, 80 bucks don't hurt me much. What more are you gonna do driving a 6 cylinder truck through the mountains? Pick up speed to make it over the damn hills, that's what.