Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[18 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I have just taken about 200mg of meth and started to masturbate and then all of a sudden my internet stopped working. I believe the NSA knew this and turned off my internet on purpose to prevent me from having a good time. Now they are laughing their asses off while I'm sitting here with a raging boner.


[2 Points] mescaphysicality94:

The only reason Pelican likes dick pics so much is because he is devolping dick recognition software far more advanced than the facial recognition software available today. You have all been warned.


[1 Points] ARAB_NAZI:

Did you ever realize in gang code, James Bond is double OG?


[1 Points] 2000layers:

Alpraking is actually a lizard made from pure alprazolam powder and every time he needs to press more pills he just cuts off his tail and grows it back for the next batch.


[1 Points] dm_noob_:

Recent delays in post is part of as global plan to stop Canada and US legal states from flooding the world with cheap dank weed.