[Vendor Review] HoS 1g MDMA

Just thought i'd do a quick product review of House of Spirit's MDMA. I had posted a review when I initially received the pack at the beginning of the week but had no time to actually try it so this post serves as an experience report I suppose.

Original review:

The only MDMA I can compare this to is Allchem's as his was the first MDMA I ever tried.

SO, I got off work around 4 today and since I don't have to work till afternoon tomorrow I said fuck I wanna get fucked up. Perfect opportunity to try HoS' wonderful rootbeer smelling MDMA. It's a pretty dark tan color as you can observe in the pics from the link. Weighed out 130mg and put it down the hatch at around midnight, it literally melted in my mouth.

One of my fave things to do on drugs is ride my bike so I packed a bag with water, raincoat, whatever I needed and headed out the door. I rode around for about an hour and thought to myself, "well gee, ass-fister, have you burnt out your brain? Cuz I ain't feeling anything." I had no jaw clenching, no rapid eye movement and my dick didn't look like a turtle in it's shell which it usually does whilst rolling or tripping.

It's now 2:00AM and I am still not feeling anything. Maybe my heart is beating a lil faster but that's about it. Ride to a nearby park and take a seat, break out the water bottle and chug the hell out of it. I sat there for awhile still not feeling anything so at this point I was getting rather pissed/depressed about the whole thing.

"Have you lost the magic?" is what kept going around in my head. I was panicking that i'd never be able to roll again. Well, I start riding home and I start getting these really deep yawns like every 2 seconds. I thought hm this is a good sign since on LSD or shrooms I always start to yawn before I start tripping. I rode to yet another park and got off my bike, "woahhh i'm definitely feeling something now."

I notice my jaw starting to get tighter and have to grind my teeth together (another good sign). A song comes on my phone and it gets me absolutely pumped up. I start dancing in the middle of this park like a madman.

"WOOO! HELL YA I DIDNT LOSE THE MAGIC!" I start pounding on the jungle gym thing because I feel SO good. Luckily one of my buds was texting me as I was feeling rather social. Feelings of contentment and serenity wash over me and everything in the world is just too perfect at this moment. I decide I want to ride around a bit, so I do. Ride passed all the bars and it's great seeing everyone out having a good time, I would've liked to initiate conversation with someone but I didn't want to bother them/freak them out with my huge ass eyes.

Basically I ended up riding to all these random spots and chillin for a bit, then I was on the move again. I'm a pretty avid cyclist and was riding my fancy Trek road bike and was cruising at around 35 on the roads according to my speedometer. I was pumping HARD. When a car would pass me I would pedal as fast as I could to try and catch up.

Chilled at another park for a good while. Sat on top of a wall overlooking a lake which was nice, all while the Gorillaz (Plastic Beach is a great album, fyi) and Phantogram consume my ears.

Once I was ready I decided to head back home and here I am now. 4:46AM and still rolling quite nicely. Eyes are going crazy and still grinding my teeth like a motherfucker. Got some music on my stereo system and writing this obviously.

So, in short, if any of you are considering going with this product, GO FOR IT!!! She states in the description it will knock your socks off, well buddy, don't even bother wearing shoes either cuz it will knock those right off as well.

tl:dr Rolled really nicely off of HoS' MDMA, BUY IT!

P.S. Anyone have any idea why it took nearly 2 hours for me to start feeling effects? I kept thinking maybe because I've been on a 5-htp binge recently, although this is obviously just speculation. I had like 3 beers today but I don't think that would affect it.

Thanks for reading y'all, be safe out there.


Comments


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[2 Points] manvanmusic:

Two hours is at the far end of a kick-on, but by no means that rare. Had an experience where it was a little over two hours for me as well before riding clouds, and that shit gets dangerous. I shudder to think if I'd redosed under the assumption it was crappy gear. Who knows? Food you ate, when you ate it, your general mood, the beer, 5-htp (although that one is a bit of a stretch). Just add it to the knowledge vault and know you've got an experience to pass on to someone else.


[2 Points] mdoe1039:

A 5-HTP binge? Didn't know that was a thing.