Buy a Police vehicle from your country. Done. Now Cops will think you are one of them.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any customers thinking you are an undercover cop and Killing you then stealing yo bars.
How to never get pulled over
Buy a Police vehicle from your country. Done. Now Cops will think you are one of them.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any customers thinking you are an undercover cop and Killing you then stealing yo bars.
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[65 Points] fourbromo:
This actually works, not that I ever get pulled over anyway but cops would wave at me. The best part though is the respect you get from other drivers. You don't ever have to worry about someone pulling out in front of you again. You also won't have anyone in front of you on the highway, because as soon as they see you in the mirror they get in the other lane. I had a 1993 Caprice classic ex state police car that would do 150mph, you can talk all the shit you want, but that car was a blast.
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[28 Points] c3ntrifuge:
Bahaha. At least OP made shitpost funny.
Best method dude. Buy whatever fuckin car you want, put a "Fraternal Order of Police" badge on the back, or something related to either Christianity or supporting the military.
DONE.
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[11 Points] DickRiders:
How To Never Get Pulled Over:
Always drive the speed limit. No more than 4mph over posted speed, but in some jurisdictions (mainly small rural areas) you can be stopped for going 22 in a 20.
Make sure you always drive a legal vehicle. All brake lights and headlights must be in working condition. Keep spare bulbs in your vehicle.
Don't smoke in your car..Keep your shit in a smell proof container. Maybe even a diversion container. Don't drive around with anything you don't plan on getting rid of or delivering during your drive.
Always expect the worse case scenerio....
LIKE what if you have some on you but your car doesn't smell at all, and all of a sudden your brake light goes out as you drive past the smell of a real skunk, and then immediately drive past a bored cop... FUCKED. Especially since he could claim he smells bud..even if there isn't any smell
[11 Points] JelloCreationist:
What kind of shiptost is this
[6 Points] Throwdogawaypls:
Nothing like high anxiety seeing in your mirrors what you initial think is a cop car to just realize it isn't.
[7 Points] mejuwi1:
Stole police vehicle from OP's backyard. Road tripping with 6 K packs in the passenger seat, ripping nose beers on the go.
Good suggestion
[7 Points] kaltkalt:
Nah you need one of the special "EXEMPT" license plates cops have. So they know they're exempt from the law. Goes straight to their heads, as intended. But you can't get one of those and without it you won't fool anyone and may get pulled over and arrested for impersonating an officer.
[5 Points] None:
Old friend of mine had one of these from an auction. Think had a sick v8 around 300 HP. Ran great, and was a great price. Put a system in it, and I turned him onto selling pot LMAO. He even used to sketch me out sometimes, and I KNEW HIM, white crown vic. police interceptor. so convincing. DEf get one if you can folks lmao he had the police rims too everything!
[2 Points] Desecration29:
I drive a grey Impala and I assure you they never think I'm one of them.. lol
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[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:
Can confirm. I used to own an old interceptor. The cops that pulled me over always said they had a bitch of a time telling me apart from the real thing.
[1 Points] Medacali:
or you could just blend in by buying a mini-van with honor roll stickers on the back
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[1 Points] swainsmatee:
Yeah. They wont think twice about the missing lights and emblems / license plate.
Another was is don't break a traffic law.
[1 Points] ksosk:
Maybe just slap a thin blue line sticker onto the back of your car. Police cruisers are notoriously unclean, because people shit/throw up/bleed all over the interior.
[1 Points] steve34654:
Don't Smoke Weed in Your Car, drive the speed limit, make sure your brake lights work, and most importantly Don't Smoke Weed in Your Car.
I've read too many stories about people getting pulled over for a minor thing (headlight, speeding, etc.) and the cops would have written them a ticket and let them go. But because little Billy just couldn't wait the 20 minutes to smoke at home the cops found his roach and then had probable cause to search his car.
[-1 Points] None:
I think that does just the opposite.....
The police are going to pay more attention to other cars they think are their coworkers lol
Most of the people I see driving old cop cars look like they should be in the back seat of a real one.