Where to stash my stuff @ university dorm?

Hello- I move into university halls within the next month and I'm not really sure where to hide my shit. My family have always been really relaxed in regards to narcotics, so I've no experience in hiding stuff for people. I dont want to get known as 'that kid with the drugs' at uni, so discression is key. I can't dig any Shawshank-esque holes into my walls (behind posters.) I have seen those stash cans on agora, but I fear that a can of oil lubrication would look ot of place (and potentially terrifiying to all potential sexual partners.) Please help me

(this is all spurred by some terrifiying Hashish fuelled dream in which I got arressted at university for posession of multiple class A's)


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[4 Points] Heroic-Dose:

Buy a safe. Hide it in an always full laundry basket if you want.


[4 Points] jadedfadedjunky:

prison wallet


[3 Points] bigfondue:

You can buy a small lock box fairly cheap. It will keep roommates and RAs out, and the police will need a separate warrant for it. Look in the office supply section of a store.


[2 Points] BudgetBHO:

For weed nothing beats an air tight Pelican Case. Slap a lock on that and call it g2g.


[2 Points] None:

A safe, like /u/Heroic-Dose said. Also If you have bud get a mason jar, stick that in the safe. Any paraphernalia (like scales, baggies, bowls) should go in the safe, but make sure the safe doesn't reek from the outside.

Also would be best if you could bolt the safe to the wall/floor. Pretty sure the piggies would not fuck with you, they'd need a warrant. By the time they got one, move your stash somewhere safe, far away.


[1 Points] jtemps92:

Just buy yourself a tin/box, like a smokers box or something, I'm assuming since you used the word uni, and are starting next month, you're UK based? So yeah, a tin, or even just using a draw will be good, just make sure you don't leave baggies laying around when the cleaners are due. Seriously mate, don't worry, I can guarantee you, you won't be the only person that dabbles. In fact, you'll make some of your closest friends through it :) I know I did


[1 Points] fyyyyunyun:

Electrical sockets, vents, inside electronics, hollow out some wood.. use that university level brain and hit up google

Who are you hiding it from? Police? They'll get a warrant for your safe, don't listen to anyone who is telling you the bs about a 2nd warrant. If they got a warrant to your fucking car or apartment they will take the effort to get one for a little safe.


[1 Points] FagDamager:

you are from UK right? if so then just a jar that's smell proof, then hide that jar in a good place. you could try under your bed, bottom of your wardrobe or other inconspicuous places


[1 Points] DaMenehune:

Diversion safe.


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