Placenta

I recently gave birth and made the decision to keep my placenta and encapsulate it. There's just so much buzz surrounding it. I mean I even heard Kim Kardashian ate her placenta after giving birth to North West. I guess it's supposed to ward off postpartum depression and bring you back into balance. I carefully followed these step http://www.babycenter.com/101_placenta-encapsulation-see-how-its-done_10365559.bc and I got about 150 caps from my afterbirth. Each capsule is aboot 100mg. I just wanted to gauge the community's level of interest? Would $100 per capsule be a reasonable price? After all it did take 9 months to produce the placenta and I haven't found any listing for it on any market so it adds to the rare factor. Thoughts?


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[13 Points] None:

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[4 Points] mrastan13:

Hahaha wait this is serious? I guess there are some weird fuckers on here.."it took 9 months to make" is my favorite selling point.


[5 Points] Jammytime710:

Is it AAAA++ quality 89% straight of the brick?


[4 Points] AmazinPride:

THATS RECLAIM


[3 Points] Doguments:

I'd pay you 100$ to watch you snort it all. If I wanted placenta I'd become a baby daddy.


[2 Points] yalldontknowjack:

Only if you have video of child birth, to validate the freshness of the placenta.


[2 Points] darktriaddd:

What in the unholy fuck.


[2 Points] None:

As a new mom is it easier to buy your drugs on the DNM?


[1 Points] Pink-glitter:

"Samantha takes a moment to pose with her placenta and say 'cheese'!" I thought the article was being sarcastic at first, but they're dead serious. Yikes. You should be trendy and fry it up like bacon, like the celebs do. Bacon is very popular now. I doubt anyone would buy capsules of it, since there's no way to prove that there's actually placenta in it. People like quality control, so most would test whatever unknown substance before putting it in their body.


[1 Points] ninjawizard13:

I think all of the benefits come from eating your own placenta; not someone elses. I'm not 100% positive, so you may want to check on that. In other words, your placenta would only benefit you... If I understand it correctly. Good luck with your placenta pills!


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

I've heard there is also a brisk market for breast milk. Apparently athletes drink that shit up. Once in a way on CL you'll see a listing. Bottled or fresh - buyers choice. Lol. But seriously have heard about breast milk.

And I've also read some people swear by eating the placenta. There are even recipes for it. But thought it was really only for the birth mother for the max health benefits of it (supposedly). I've had breast milk as an adult and can't say I noticed any super human powers. But it prob was great for me as a baby


[1 Points] FeenixArisen:

I would say videos of you wolfing down your own fresh placenta would be worth more than the pills.


[0 Points] None:

I think I see the angle you are viewing this from. Mothers with postpartum who didn't know that this might do something to help fix it. So they didn't save their placenta. But I don't think putting any kind of human remains online for sale would look good in the eyes of others, particularly LE. So even though you may be onto something here, extensive studies should be done before diving into the situation, IMHO.

The other thing I thought of being, everyone is different, perhaps your placenta has no effect for another mother out there simply because it's not from their body, doesn't match body chemistry.

Time may be a fake reality imposed on us from our universe, but by all means, it is the only 'practically free' and natural healing this spinning rock we sit on has to offer us. In respect to someone not going out of their way to fix their problems that is. "Time heals all wounds"