THE DNM MODS ARE DELIBERATELY SHAPING THE STATE OF THIS SUB!!!

THIS IS NOT FUD!!! AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE METH. PROMISE!!!

I SAW NO LESS THAN 43 POSTS LAST NIGHT ABOUT HOW THE MODS WERE PAID SHILLS BECAUSE THEY DELETE POSTS THAT ARE IRRELEVANT TO THE SUB!!! I WANTED TO COMMENT ON THEM BUT I REALIZED I WAS PRETTY FUCKING HIGH AND SHOULD PROBABLY WAIT UNTIL I'M IN A BETTER STATE OF MIND BEFORE I TRY TO COMMUNICATE INTELLIGENTLY WITH MY PEERS. THEN GUESS WHAT?!?! THEY WERE GONE THIS MORNING!!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BEING A DNM MOD IS A 200k+/YR SALARIED JOB!!! THEY ONLY DO IT FOR THE MAD STACKS OF CASH THEY RECEIVE FROM DENYING FUCKING METHED OUT MORONS FROM SPAMMING THE PAGE WITH THEIR BRILLIANT INSIGHTS AS TO HOW THE WORLD/MARKETS/SUB REALLY OPERATE!!! IT'S TRUE! I MADE A COMMENT ONCE TROLLING A DROOLING BARTARD SPEWING LIQUID SHIT FROM HIS MOUTH AND THEN WENT BACK AND THE WHOLE POST HAD BEEN DELETED!!! IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE MODS CASHING IN ON THAT SWEET SWEET DNM MOD MONEY AND DEFINITELY NOT A DOPED OUT FUCKING USER REALIZING HOW RETARDED HIS POST WAS WHEN THE DRUGS WORE OFF AND DELETING IT THEMSELVES.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST LOOK AT HOW HARD I PRESSED THAT CAPS LOCK KEY! THAT MEANS THIS IS SUPER CEREAL, GUYS!!! SUPER! I BET THEY'LL EVEN TAG THIS POST WITH SOME SORT OF BITINGLY IRONIC FLAIR INSTEAD OF DELETING IT BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT I'M FINALLY ON TO THEIR MASSIVE CONSPIRACY. DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOBS JUST YET, BOYS, BECAUSE THIS MASSIVE DISCOVERY IS GOING TO RUIN THAT GREAT THING YOU'VE GOT GOING!!!

(This is the part where I ride your dicks SO hard and thank you for doing what must be the fucking terrible task of trying to keep this sub in any sort of readable state. Thanks mods. Enjoy that dick ride.)


Comments


[62 Points] maxturbator:

Don't forget about Automod. Shill piece of shit runs the whole game.


[31 Points] FuckTheJakes:

CAPS LOCK MAKES THIS MORE IMPORTANT.


[11 Points] fuckmepelican:

The more I read, the funnier it gets


[8 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE METH. PROMISE!!!

Well I do smoke meth.....And here is why you should too!!!!!!

Meth is a wonderful drug that makes all of your problems go away!!!! Meth allows the very shy to be able to go out & make friends!!! Meth is a very social drug....you can smoke it with just about anyone....friends or family!!!! Meth makes the average white guy fuck like a golden god!!!!! Meth is the coolest of all the drugs....I mean really, name another drug that allows for a 3 day jerk off session to shemale porn!!!!! Meth makes the insane train of thought seem normal.....I know I should not stare at my sisters ass....but goddamn......I just wanna bury my face in dat ass!!!!! Just remember to wear a condom if you do decided to hit that....Bahahahaah!!!!! I could probably come up with some more shit.....but i am tweaked the fuck out....Plus, my little sister wants me to come back to bed......Move over dad....bahahahaahahahah!!!!!!! METH IS LIFE


[9 Points] d20qwerty:

You missed the secret /s. You're confusing these poor sketched out kids. Lol.


[8 Points] Morvu:

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BEING A DNM MOD IS A 200k+/YR SALARIED JOB!!!

looool, where can i apply?


[3 Points] Lucyintehsky:

its not funny anymore.


[3 Points] None:

/u/fucking_bartards


[2 Points] jackoass:

If the dnm admin job pays $200k a year, you can stick a cactus up my ass while I delete shit posts like this.


[2 Points] bobbiggs69:

I'm pretty sure you're not being 100% honest about the meth...


[1 Points] boobby1250:

But I'm super cereal!


[1 Points] blackhand25:

It's good to laugh every once in a while.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] b_lumenkraft:

43

Sure it wasn't 42?


[0 Points] Just_A_Mainer:

I just want to take a moment to say how amazing your username is. Political vaginal secretions made into beer. Nothing better.


[0 Points] MakingitAHABIT:

NO. It true. This place is a wash of drug paid mods and shilly ass reviews. Someone should sticky this post so users are aware that information here is selectively added and rated. So much for "internet censorship"


[-3 Points] None:

Is it true that you've been a dry hole for decades because your owner never uses you, not even with a vibrator? That's what bill told me when I asked him why he fucked every skank that gave him a funny look.


[-4 Points] abrakazan:

okay we get it, you have a joke that you want to make. neato.