Hookers and Blow: How does it work?

So I know hookers come from backpage.com, and I know drugs come from god. But I don't understand how one would go about bringing them together into something where everybody wins. Like how do you find the girl that's down to party beforehand since no explicit talk is allowed on the phone. Then how do you deal with the logistics since you shouldn't be sharing and paying full price at the same time right? How would one go about this?


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[34 Points] None:

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[22 Points] 666fun:

Expect to pay full price. Her time is her time, that's what she'll charge you whether you want to sit and talk for an hour or if you want to ram it in her ass. Just because your particular kink involvee snorting coke off her tits doesn't mean you should get a discount, even if she happens to be doing some too.

And really, what you don't want to come across as either poor, cheap, or attempting to nickle and dime the girl. It's just not becoming.

Here's the real tip:

Get the girl over and pay her for her time, plus provide a tip. Do half your drugs with her during that hour. When the times up, suggest that, if she diesnt have other plans, she stick around Nd keep partying. Again, tread carefully, you don't want to come across as trying to be her "ruler", like "dada! Here's the other half that eight ball, what're you going to do for me though?" Kind of kills the mood.

Really, there's no amount of online coaching one can do. You just have to man up and give it a go. Your worst case scenarios are:

a) you get a girl who's not into that and refuses to stay in your company. She'll only say so after she'a pocketed your money, though (because, you should know, they expect their money to be waiting for them in the bathroom upon their arrival)

B) you get a drug addict girl who ONLY wants to do your drugs. Probably to cover the pain she went through early in her life. After she's loosened up from a few lines, expect have your buzz ruined as she recounts those events in horrifying detail.

C) She tries to swipe all of your drugs

D) she gets her driver in on it. know that most of these girls are driven to your house by their "friend" that she's hired to make sure nothing bad happens to her. Be aware that he might attempt to enter the picture and roll you for both your money and your drugs.

That's as bad as it gets and the odds of any of that happening are pretty slim. But unfortunately, in the United ststss, you're no dealing with the most mentally stable of girls in the first place, and drugs can just exacerbate the situation.


[13 Points] None:

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[10 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

I know drugs come from god

Amen!


[8 Points] None:

Ask her if she likes to ski or if she wants to roll around town or if green is one of her favorite colors. You can get the message across without being explicit.


[9 Points] lickcunt2:

all hookers are down with blow its a given and sometimes into their advertisements they will say party favors welcomed also with good blow you dont even need a hooker find the sluttiest girl at the bar but if you enjoy hookers just share maybe you can get an extra 30 min out of her and if you can get it up again another fuck in


[5 Points] seraph77:

First off, I think it's pretty much a given that anyone you find on backpage will be down. Don't you have any female friends that like to party though?

This is what you do- call/text said friend, and tell her you just got some stuff, you're dying to do it, but can't find anyone that's free tonight, and would she be interested in hanging out for an hour or so.

Once you're a couple lines in, offer a drink to take the edge off. If she drinks at all she'll say yes, because, well.. I don't even know if it's possible to say no to that when doing blow.

Don't let the hour thing even pop into your mind. With a baggie or pile of stuff yet to do, she won't be going anywhere anytime soon. Keep it completely platonic and just have fun with it.

As the night progresses, start dropping a few sex-related jokes, or maybe play some funny videos involving sex. This or this come to mind. While they're funny, the idea of sex (if it wasn't already) is now on both your minds. Chances are, nothing sounds more fun to her right now than watching you play harmonica. As long as you're not some disgusting slob and/or a basement-dwelling autistic, you will get laid by the end of the night, I guarantee it.


Ok, so you still want to go backpage. As I said, I don't think you even have to ask if she's down, but DO NOT try to negotiate a better deal because you shared. This isn't a Vegas escort, this is some chick on backpage willing to touch gangly cocks for $150. Do you really think she hasn't had every other client try to "negotiate" some type of deal?

The best you can expect is to get a bit extra than whatever service you originally agreed to. Mid-act, you might say- can I put it in your butt? She says- that'll be $50 more. You can say- c'mon, we just did $100 in blow. Chances are her b-hole is looser than your mom's and she'll say- ok, fuck it, go ahead.


[2 Points] None:

Lol I remember hookersandblow. Best stealth I've seen on the dark net. Ever. He sent me a list of prostitutes locally. Pretty cool actually never called em but coke was definitely top notch sent me .4 for 20$. Then scammed me outta .1 lol but still was a great stealth method man to this day nobody can compare.


[2 Points] thascarecro:

Just go with meth and wreck her holes forever.


[1 Points] TheWildReader:

What other posters said is mostly right. You gotta pay full price and give her the blow dude. Think long term here...

Just be chill, and let her know you're down to party most any time. Tell her to give you a call next time she's bored (i.e. out of blow). Next thing you know you're trading blow for blow, so to speak.


[1 Points] None:

This is why i'm subscribed to this subreddit.


[-9 Points] ApricockApecot:

What a stereotypical and stupid combination, what is so great specifically about coke with prostitutes? I'd rather just do LSD and find amusement in their trashy self-respectless nature and uselessness