My heart stopped as the mailman stopped off of his little toaster truck and turned it off and walked out with a package. He ran to the neighbor's house and dropped off a package. It looks like my house is next. The mailman reentered his toaster truck, turned it on. My skin was crawling as he slowly drove another 20 feet to my mailbox. I waited in anticipation for him to turn off the truck hopefully with a package. He turns off his truck and appears outside with medium flat rate box in his hand. Small little popcorn farts and a little bit of shat exited my anus in nervousness as he walked towards me. He quickly hustled to my front yard and handed it to me while I stood there and could barely mutter thank you as he handed me the box with a return address from California. I ran inside ignoring the shart and tore the box open like an ape ripping it apart. I took my Smith & Wesson Extreme Ops First Response Rescue Folding Knife⢠and carefully made an Incision in the first layer of Mylar. I then sliced the vacuum pack open and the smell of fresh earthy sweet mendocinogreeno marijuana entered my nostrils. I pulled the quarter pound lump of marijuana and carefully placed it onto my scale as the smell continued to barrage my nose with the combination of a small baby carrot sized turd in-between my ass cheeks. The scale read 112.35 and I squealed in excitement as I slowly began pulling the nugs apart. As I tore the nugs apart they made a sort of crunching noise like that of a candy wrapper being opened, or perhaps two pieces of paper rubbing together. The nugs are a nice lime green with an occasional dark, but not too dark orange hair juts out of the side. I scanned the bag to find the perfect bud to undress. As I moved my fingers across the buds I could feel small amounts of trichromes coming off and sticking to my fingers. After feeling up every nug in the bag I found a nice fat ass bud the size of a pinecone. I took my 2 thumbs and carefully undressed the virgin bud to reveal the sweet insides. I felt a sense of love an excitement, the feeling as if you are talking the panties off of a woman for the first time. I felt a revelation as her sweet smell began barrages my nostrils even further. Some would say she was teasing me. It was at this point that I had to have her I could bare myself no longer. I broke down the nug into a smaller nug and loaded it into my grinder. The teeth of the grinder slowly sliced the bud up and dropped into a second chamber so that it would not be grinded into powder. The smell become even stronger for she is ready to be indulged. I carefully sprinkled some onto a J.O.B 1.5 rolling paper and carefully rolled a joint. I put the joint up to my nostrils and took a deep breath and the spell continued to get to me. I walked outside and put the joint up to my lips. I slowly sucked clean air through the joint to get a good taste. I then took my lighter and lit the end and slowly took a hit. As I exhaled I began to think about how somebody a few thousand miles away actually touched the same bud as I did, picked it off the plant and then dropped it into a mailbox. The box then traveled all this way through multiple facilities, a long brave distance until it finally arrived to me. I finished the joint and enjoyed a nice relaxing stony high and watched an episode of breaking bad. I then went outside began to light up a Marlboro red, still high. As the nicotine absorbed into my bloodstream the feeling of having to fart overwhelmed me because I hadn't smoked all day. I ripped out a fart forgetting about the shat that had by then crusted my asshole shut. Little poopchips flew around my underpants as the force of the fart busted the crusted shat wall open that was blocking it. I then decided I had to take a shower forgetting about my accident an hour earlier, but I finalized the order and left feedback first.
Mendocinogreeno answered my questions in a timely maner though there isn't really a need for any questions
His bud here would go for a solid $45-$55 an 8th but I will be smoking all of it to myself
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$600/QP Alphabay market (his Greenhouse stuff is $625 and slightly nicer)
wrong sub, try r/writing