Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[8 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

Ladies, does thickness really matter?
I have gotten different thickness mbb from different vendors and was wondering if one is preferable over the other?


[7 Points] throwaway4999999:

Ordered package from Netherlands in january. No love letter or package. What's up?


[6 Points] atxweirdo:

Are there any markets that deal with odd items such as ambergris ?


[5 Points] None:

How am I supposed to send my public keys to the vendor? (have mercy)


[4 Points] lilboopeeep:

Is merck kgaa a trusted vendor


[3 Points] JesseisWinning:

Who tf is bailey jay?!


[5 Points] Drag_Racist:

Is agora a trusted site?


[3 Points] prolling:

Buy coins with bank account---->clearnet wallet---->clear net electrum--->dkn electrum--->dnm wallet (interntal tumbling of coins by market).

Is there a need for me to tumble between my darknet wallet and sending it to my market wallet?


[3 Points] fakeacc1013:

A couple questions: 1. On Agora there's a vendor that offers a service of setting up an offshore bank account where you can deposit/launder 0.5m-2m. Wondering if this service is legit. 2. Can someone have a 100% fail proof OPSEC for both vending and buying? If so how would one cover their end on the tor network/ internet component of it. 3. Do the bigger vendors make millions a year?


[3 Points] None:

I wonder if using "amazon tape" The tape that amazon uses to seal products is a better way of stealth. I bet you could get someone on aliexpress to make you some rolls


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] drpsych_sr:

Can you crush etizolam, mix with weed and smoke? If yes what effects can it give? Any harm of doing this?


[2 Points] Mestonman:

How do venders actually get stuff through customs without getting caught?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Ankhast:

TLDR for a quick read: What do people mean by vendors having a good decoy / amusing decoy, etc (looking for examples if possible), how does that play into stealth?

I've always wondered about stealth / decoy etc. Now I'm not asking how it's done or anything, but hypothetically speaking, let's say I have a roommate, and this hypothetical roommate has been known to go through my mail before, (I'm chill with it because we've known each other for a while and I don't give a shit about my mail anyways). I've read people talk about decoys etc, some being amusing and stuff, along with some vendors stealth being so good that some people "had a hard time finding it" but I don't understand what that means necessarily. If I were to get a hypothetical package shipped and my hypothetical roommate hypothetically opened the package, what would he normally see inside? Thanks for any help.


[2 Points] bananaohbaby:

What's the likely hood of orders coming from Germany or Belgium getting past customs to the USA -> West Coast?


[2 Points] OPSECthrowawayyfoe:

Hey, recently placed my first order to my new address. OPSEC is tight, I tumble, use Tails and PGP always and don't post on here unless I'm Tor'd up. Unfortunately I may have been to hasty: this incoming order might very well be the first envelope I'll receive here. I've already requested that my mails be forwarded from my old place, but I haven't received anything yet. I have my name out front on my mail slot in my appartment block so the post will know where to put it but maybe they could get skeptical, a new guy in the house and the first thing he's sent is some mysterious brown envelope.

tl;dr: Was it dumb to order this early, should I have gotten the postman "familiar" with my address yet, sort of like you cultivate a drop address? Order was only shipped on Sunday, but if there's a chance it was intercepted I'll want to know the odds beforehand.


[1 Points] Magicpurpleponyrider:

Why Is Quantik LE?


[1 Points] blablathrowawayyo:

Hello all,

I was wondering if an fellow Australians knew of any vendors on any of the markets selling Xanax?

I am aware of UN on Agora who sells the counterfeit bars, but was wondering if anyone knew where one could get the legitimate 2mg bars?

I remember a seller on Cloud 9 who was excellent, called AusPharmer or PharmerAus. Something along those lines anyway, if anyone knows where he/she may be active that would be largely appreciated.

I have found other sellers but their prices are quite high

Thanks


[1 Points] notcomplainingthroww:

Do you ever get unexpected free drugs?

Today I received 14g of meh quality weed in which I did not order. My last dnm purchase was months ago on evo...

Nonetheless, Top quality vendor. Stealth, communication, and quality blew me away!


[1 Points] Opaldick:

My friend went on this subreddit, on my normal computer, with zero fucking protection. She only clicked on one post before I saw. How hard would that fuck me if I had an order seized?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] alexdahbomb:

I bought an item from a vendor and used my pgp key to encrypt the message but he said i didnt add his pgp so he couldnt read the message? does this mean i have to import his key then use it to encrypt it? is that right?


[1 Points] None:

is the success rate high for domestic weed? has any buyers ever been arrested for weed?


[1 Points] ddpx:

I'm an electrical engineer looking to supplement my income, is there any marketplace (or demand, really) for custom electronics? Preferably outside of carding.


[1 Points] ladiesman144:

On Agora I've seen vendors doing amazon refunds. You pay the vendor $200 and you can buy up to $1200 worth of items (stored and sold by amazon) and after x amount of days the vendor gets your money refunded and you keep what you ordered.

Has anyone tried this? It sounds too good to be true but there are a lot of "reputable" vendors doing it apparently


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

why are canadian customs being such a bitch scanning 100% of incoming mail & parcels. terrorism? or war on drugs really?

from what I understand the worse customs are USA, Canada and US. and ordering from NL is stupid as a north american.


[1 Points] None:

oh and while we're at it, why aren't there any bulk seed vendors (for low cheap prices) on DNMs? seems to me like seeds should be easily available (regular, strain may be known or not).

I'm talking like 100-1K seeds for 100$ and under.

They are easier / cheaper to find on the clearnet (still paid via BTC though)


[1 Points] Lord_Moby:

So for my first order, I bought btc on LocalBitcoins and sent them directly to my agora wallet. How stupid was this? Also, should I make a new localbitcoins account for everytime I buy coins?


[1 Points] MXE-VENDOR:

What's the USA domestic MXE market looking like on the DN these days? You people still need cheap MXE?


[-1 Points] Sarah_Palins_Dick:

What in the actual poop is the hidden wiki and how do I access it? I've heard a ton of talk but it's so obscure, I have no idea what the talk is about!