Counterfeit money laundering and advice ..

I'm er.. writing a book ;) .. about a guy who buys counterfeit money (£) on the dark net. I've done a lot of research so I know roughly what the gwarn is but I've still got some questions.

Whats the best way of laundering it?

I've thought of a few already (just ideas!)

-Buy some weed / sell the weed ;)

-Have a friend who works behind a till so they wont won't check it

-A market / carboot sale

-Go to a school fair of some or similar where kids are running the stands

-A drive thru like McDonald's where youre quickly in and out

(disclaimer my aim isn't to rip off kids / small buissness, no h8 pls)

Any recommended vendors ? I heard evolution was the best for counterfeits?

I'm also interested in coins aswell if anyone can help with that

All advice appreciated :)


Comments


[5 Points] None:

If you have to post on reddit about money laundering, you're gonna have a bad time.


[5 Points] Burnahillbilly:

Haha where I work lets say something like a pawn shop so slipping some counterfeit cash in the cash tray and grabbing real bills are not hard at all haha


[3 Points] boofk:

DUDE!!! judging by your list of ideas you have no idea what you are doing. Drive thru....realy??? So they get your plates? Friend working a till? So when the manager counts down your friends till and sees the fake money he questions your friend. They look on camera at the exchange and see YOU. Just dont dude you are not smart enough not to get caught.


[2 Points] 012928:

Protip: If you buy drugs with fake bills you're probably going to go to jail or worse. Most fake bills suck. Really, they do. In the rare occasion they don't, you'll probably have to buy in large quantities and spending them will prove quite difficult without the proper resources at your disposal.

If you think you can drop $500 at grocery stores, malls, best buys, and other stores; you're gonna get nabbed. Most would rather deal with drug distribution charges than counterfeit currency charges if you're only looking for a quick pay day.


[2 Points] katzphan:

Check out BlackLabel from Evo and follow his directions step by step. Had about 70% success rate with those, just use them at bars and at street vendors and you'll be fine.


[1 Points] None:

Lafloche on evolution for 50EUR notes


[0 Points] sharpshooter789:

Selling weed is not laundering money since marijuana is illegal and you should not report those sales to the government.

Anyway, your not going to find any good money laundering techniques here since the good money launderer will not reveal their secrets.

However, if its not a massive amount of money you could probably run some sort of cash business or something simple like custom t shirts. The downside is that you would have to keep squeaky clean image because this technique wouldn't stand any scrutiny.


[-2 Points] XXX-XXX-XXX:

you dont have to laundet counterfeit bills you fuck