Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[3 Points] ShitQuantikSays:

I ate an emu burger this weekend that was fucking delicious.


[2 Points] ksosk:

Reconnected with a friend.


[2 Points] None:

Did MDMA with my girlfriend Saturday so I missed most of the stupid Reddit April fool's stuff. We don't roll very often but we stayed in bud, cuddled and fucked for a solid 6 hours. This roll was strangely sexual compared to our other rolls. She came so hard her thighs and and were sore then next day. She had one orgasm that I swear lasted a full minute.

I wish I could take credit for it, but when she rolls she can come with my fingers inside her for 20 seconds.

My dick of course didn't work. But I had a blast watching her.


[1 Points] turbanjuice:

I work on Sunday, nothing crazy this weekend just lots of hq concentrates.


[1 Points] hajshhjdjhdueu:

wraglrglage


[1 Points] None:

Well you know those rotating beacon lights at airports? The ones mounting on steal towers? Climbed one of those on Lucy.


[0 Points] ReamTeam513:

Date night Friday so that means nice booze and coke-sex. Then last night leftover codeine from the dr from like 7 months ago, a couple bars, a temazepam, and a delicious beer. Today is snorting Ritalin and work day. Then more Xanax afterwards and polishing off that codeine.


[-1 Points] someone-who-is-me:

Went out to 150+ acres of private land in the mountains and camped on a grassy hilltop under crystal clear skies. Set up 5050 led strips around our lounge area powered off a deep cycle marine battery. Built a bonfire. Took some of G's mescaline. Listened to everything from John Hartford to some sick house DJs. Spent hours talking frankly and honestly with my buddy about life, relationships, heroin addiction, how lucky I am to be alive and how glad I am to be off that shit. Shot guns. Spent the morning be lazy as fuck in the sunshine. Bout to pack up and go home to a fkn awesome girlfriend!