Vendor Review: DrDankBud (Weed), BlueViking (LSD), Noumena (DMT)

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Blueviking (Alphabay)
Product/s reviewed: 25x100μg
International?: US>CAN
Vendor requires FE?: Yes
Price before shipping: $90.00USD
Shipping cost: $5.00USD
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[x]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 92%

 

 

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: DrDankBud (Direct Deal)
Product/s reviewed: Special Offer, 2 grams each for 4 strains
International?: CAN>CAN
Vendor requires FE?: Yes (DD)
Price before shipping: $25.00USD
Shipping cost: $0.00USD
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 100%

 

 

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Noumena (Alphabay)
Product/s reviewed: 300mg Dream Sand FE Bonus
International?: GER>CAN
Vendor requires FE?: Not required, but I did for extra DMT
Price before shipping: $25.00USD
Shipping cost: $1.00USD
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 96%

 

I've ordered from BlueViking in the past and his 100μg tabs have never disappointed me. Despite hearing many report of his 200μg and 300μg tabs being underdosed, his 100μg tabs seem pretty accurate. The experience matched my experience on GG, HoS, and other big name tabs. They actually caught me by surprise because I was expecting a bit of an underdosing. Always been a very friendly vendor, very fast, and stealth that's out of this world. The best of the three vendors. He doesn't use Mylar because it's rather unnecessary for 25 tabs. According to his template he loses 4% for it, but his stealth should get a 110% rating.

 

Secondly, I ordered 8g of weed (2g of 4 strains: Jack Herer, Cookies Kush, Critical Kush, Borderline XTRM). They were all really great buds with really great feedback from my friends and myself. Very potent weed. Jack Herer is my favourite strain of the four. His shipping was fast as he is only a few provinces away. The value on this was incredible (it was a special offer to TMG members). $25 for 8g at $3.125/g is an incredible deal. His stealth was good, I wouldn't expect it to not go through. Very friendly vendor, very honest. Definitely going to order again.

 

Lastly, Noumena, I've ordered and reviewed her product many times before as have others so I will just state that her product has never let me down. Her shipping is faster than some of my legitimate German mail. The Dream Sand (white DMT) is the same as the yellow one just easier on your lungs. Great vendor, stealth could improve, but overall amazing.

 

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Comments


[2 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

Nice reviews, only one thing missing, and I think you know what one thing im talking about! I would love to see some pictures of these beautiful substances!


[2 Points] noum3na:

Hey, thank you for the review. If you have suggestions how I can improve my stealth please send me an email to noumena@protonmail.com. I take all criticism serious. Make sure to encrypt everything with PGP though. Wouldn't want anyone else to read that.

Cheers, Noumena


[2 Points] None:

Where's DrDankBud currently?


[1 Points] None:

What's DrDankBuds vendor site?


[1 Points] None:

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