BTC Purchase alibi?

Was wondering what kind of excuses someone could use if questioned by LE about BTC purchases. If asked, "I see that you purchased X amount of BTC from CoinBase...What were you using these BTC for?!" Thanks.


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[8 Points] None:

There's so many bad responses in this thread...

YOU DON'T SAY SHIT! DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE, PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD!

The cops aren't stupid, and even if they are, it's their job to talk to liars all day long. They will know you are full of shit right off the bat when you start talking, and will only affirm any suspicions they have.

Just shut the fuck up. You cannot get in trouble for looking guilty, it is not evidence of a crime nor is it a crime. If LE starts questioning you, it's because they don't have any evidence on you.

By talking, all you can do is give them evidence or suspicions. You cannot remove them.


[5 Points] panickybastard:

This comes up every fucking day... They genuinely will not give a shit about buying bitcoins unless they think you are evading tax.


[6 Points] nsgiad:

I'm sorry officer, I didn't know that purchasing bitcoins was illegal. Never help the police convict you. Remember, you are innocent until proven guilty, it is up to them to prove guilt, why would you give them any information?


[1 Points] asdfaf21:

I was buying bongs off of smokecartel.com or .whatever extension.

I mean I was buying water pipes for my dr. reccomened medication, and i wanted to take advantage of their BTC discount


[1 Points] Yellow-King-yo:

Burn down the bank and team up with a lawyer to adopt Coinbase. Then, and only then, can you hit Facebook and retire to the gym.


[1 Points] woktogo:

Read this fucking thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2bw7dx/what_do_i_tell_the_police_help/