So I got my first love letter today. Thank god it wasn't anything illicit but still associated with illicit manufacturing. There's four options. Claim girlfriend, Sue for girlfriends love, Abandon girlfriend, or do nothing(which is an option listed) but, after 30 days that will lead to #3, which is abandonment. WTF do I do? Please no belize nor arson.
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