Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[10 Points] Gummi_Dick:

I had messaged LucySkyHigher for sideboob pics about a week ago and still have not received them. Could they have been intercepted? Was proper stealth not used? Did i get scammed :O ?


[5 Points] Darknetn00b:

Looking for a recommendation on market (and possibly vendor) to buy about an oz of mary jane. I'm in the US and looking for domestic shipping.

I've used SR1, then switched to Sheep, and I think my last order was from Tor Market, but those are all shut down now. There seems to be a lot of new stuff (multisig, tails, i2p, etc) that I don't know how to use yet.


[4 Points] RutgersKindaBlows:

I recently (and very stupidly) got caught torrenting music and was given a warning by my cable provider. Will I be under any extra scrutiny from now on? Should I even order off the markets anymore?


[4 Points] None:

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


[3 Points] None:

Currently researching vendors, and I'm looking over the domestic vs international options.

I understand that domestic is usually deemed "safer". But from what I can tell, if your package gets caught and was sent "domestic" a controlled delivery is a real option, whereas if your package gets caught by customs, you're most likely to just get a letter in the mail.

If this is the case wouldn't ordering from out of the country be "safer". Or is the # of packages caught domestically so small compared to international, that it doesn't matter?


[3 Points] sdfbwrw4343:

2 quick questions:

  1. I order everything online(mostly from amazon), so I probably have deliveries on average 2 or 3 days per week. Would placing an order to coincide with my DNM order decrease chances of it getting scooped up? So having a regular package or two mixed in with my DNM order.

  2. Does anyone try to stay away from larger sellers? Although they may have the best product, variety, and ratings, I feel like someone with 1,000+ completed orders likely would have more eyes on them than someone selling a handful of orders a month.

Thanks!


[3 Points] Trust_no-1:

tor gun shops---Let me start by saying I don't like seeing guns sold on Agora/Evolution as it brings unneeded attention from media and L.E.

Stupid question: Has anyone successfully ordered from a .onion gun store I have checked out a few and have so far not found one I would trust to send me a $0.49 bullet.


[2 Points] None:

What is the typical "steath" you receive?, If someone got hold of the letter and felt it up could they tell what it was?

And do most vendors try to make it so the items you order fit though the letter box or should I be expecting weed in a box?


[2 Points] None:

Is there a site like tormail that people can use to communicate over darknet without messaging through a marketplace site?


[1 Points] can2761:

Are there any steps I can take to be sure that the vendor account I am sending messages to is the real person? Like, vendors with multiple accounts across forums, how do I know that someone isn't just pretending to be a vendor? Is it just a case of researching every vendor on every forum every time I buy?

Also I'm extremely confused about the bitcoin process. I have tails set up, I changed all of the javascript settings in tor, I've practiced pgp with some keys I made on my own, I have persistence set up so I can use storage and I think that, other than researching a vendor and market, bitcoin is the last thing I need. Can someone explain it to me simply and then I can research further? If it helps I'm in the UK and when I checked localbitcoins there were no people to buy locally from with cash.


[1 Points] texas1126:

what is the best market in terms of quantity of products?


[1 Points] throwthisouttoday:

I was looking at an onion shop and it appears that pgp encryption is automatic? How save is auto pgp encryption? What other dnms offer automatic pgp encryption?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] thecretinous:

How does delivery work?


[1 Points] RutgersKindaBlows:

When using bitmessage, can you communicate straight through it on your desktop, or are there other precautions you need to take?


[1 Points] None:

My stupid question was brought up in one of my posts... but why do people FINALIZE EARLY than complain about being scammed? This does not compute with my logic...


[1 Points] Juan_or_two:

Is pay.reddit.com something people should enable? are there any downsides to this? Reddit seems to be generally safe and it allowed me to log in to their website.

Being able to post from my tor browser would be fantastic.

hmm... I also have to enable scripts for reddit for it to allow me to post. Maybe someone can shed some light onto this.


[1 Points] None:

I saw the angry post about asking for whether there was a market for drugs so I'm hesitant to make my own post. I saw on one market there was a vender selling preloaded USBs with Tails or Backtrack. I know there are a lot of people who can do it but there are also a lot just getting into this because of the rising popularity. I was thinking ebay but after not finding anything I thought it may be a redistribution law problem. So in short, Does anyone have an opinion on the matter. Or has anyone purchased a preloaded usb? I was looking to be a vender that has stock and can fufill orders immediately. I have a lot of free time lately and thought I could provide this service at a very affordable price and make a little money.


[1 Points] None:

Where is lucy? All the daily advertisement posts are gone and when I click on her username her reddit account doesn't show up. I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY LUCY!!!!!!!!! :-(


[1 Points] go_fuck_a_duck:

I know this is a proper noob question but where can I get a referral link for agora? The forum has been down ever since that heartbleed bug was found and I don't know any other place where I could get one


[1 Points] Doctorofdesire:

STRALTH QUESTION: using "Gazelle" or "Verizon" boxes to ship product.. Basically without detail if I could make it work, community opinion on risk/success?


[1 Points] Alert0893:

So im new to the purchasing from silk road thing and i believe i have everything i need to make a purchase. Except for adding funds to my SR account which im in the process of doing.

My stupid question is, once i place my order how will that vendor know where to send the package?

This question will probly anger some ppl, but hey, it's monday.


[1 Points] dprluvsu:

If you transfer coins from Bitcoin Fog to Silk Road 2.0, how long does it take. If you transfer from Bitcoin Fog over a span of 6 hours and 6 hours has passed, should you be worried if they haven't shown up?


[1 Points] kenks88:

Where to buy bit coins with a credit card online.

Recommended vendors for a Canadian.

What sites to buy drugs on?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] whiteteenager:

How do I encrypt my address for Silk Road on OSX?


[1 Points] iServefiendsdaily:

How do i fill out a support ticket for BSM? I've opened a dispute like a week and sum ago


[1 Points] Imatsu:

I've read a few times on here about getting "love letters" what are these exactly?


[1 Points] None:

Is butter a drug?


[1 Points] throwawaybcsrwentdn:

Best shrooms I can get?


[1 Points] None:

I have no idea what the various terms for LSD mean, specifically the difference between czech silver, needlepoints, white fluff, high white, and swiss white. Anyone care to explain?


[1 Points] MyDogGetsHemroids:

Okay so with tumbling bitcoins, why does it matter? How can they prove that you bought drugs with your bitcoins? If they traced your bitcoin address how do they know that you sent it to a dealer?


[1 Points] None:

Why can't you use the same bitcoin address? Every site recommends me to switch it up.


[1 Points] Psychaddicted:

I know I'm a little late considering it's Tuesday, but if anyone sees this I appreciate any help. How do I go about getting a reference for agora, is there a website or other subbreddit where I can find one?


[-1 Points] eyesredbraindead:

do colorblind people see in gray scale?