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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
LandedGypsie/Alphabay |
Product/s reviewed: |
2G High Heat Coke 2G Brown Rock MDMA |
International?: |
Yes (this was domestic CAD though) |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$250CAD for blow, $84CAD MDMA |
Shipping cost : |
$7 domestic standard $28 express |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[X]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[X]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (25x4for 100% ) |
Let me start of by saying LandedGypsie IS THE FUCKING MAN. I placed two separate orders but decided to combine them into one review to make it easier. My first order was the 2G mdma. Marked shipped within 24 hours and arrived at my house after 6 business days domestic. Good stealth, clever misdirection. The M was generously overweight and since this was my first order, it came with a wonderful sample of another goodie. My second order was the 2G high heat blow. I paid extra for express shipping and it arrived within 3 business days. The blow was also generously overweight. Now onto the product reviews
Cocaine: MY OH MY. I have been doing blow for about 3 years now and I have never touched anything this smooth and pure. Wonderfully strong smell, zero burn, no jittery/antsy-ness and delicious drips. 1G was split between 4 people and it lasted about 4 hours which is unheard of. We were doing half the normal lines we do and felt twice as lit. 5/5 great product.
MDMA: Marquis test went straight to black with fizzing. Super clean high with waves of euphoria. Rolled for a good 3 hours and came down as if nothing had happened at all. A+++
Overall, this has been my favorite transaction to date and you can bet your ass I will be doing more business with LandedGypsie in the future.
Can confirm! FIRE and super polite, professional vendor!