[Vendor Review]TorCollectiveDNM

Hey guys, just wanted to drop a few lines about my recent transaction with TorCollectiveDNM. Even though the trim/shake was somewhat of a disappointment, when the buds I ordered arrived after a painfully leafy and dry weekend I was pretty much floored by his flowers. My favorite, and most medically effective strain is Bubba. I saw he was out of stock on it, but the Kryptonite looked gorgeous so i ordered that. In the message I told him my favorite was Bubba Kush, and he replied that he had 1oz of it left and would send it along instead. JOY.

Cut to Friday, when I received a bag of mostly trim and no flowers--picture me holding a plastic bag of what I would have normally swept up from my grow room floor every wednesday when I would change the nutrients for my ladies....very pretty, but not exactly what I was expecting. Without the flowers, I was definitely at a loss with regards to what exactly to feel...anger...sadness...hunger...arousal? I did what any normal red-blooded ninja turtle would do, and I ate pizza, sivved the SHIT out of those leaves, and made some mildly effective hash.

After mostly sleeping the weekend away (and crying), I heard my mailbox squeek and lo and behold, I had goodies waiting for me. When I opened the stealthily packaged product, the smell wafted out and made me tear up in memory of my better times with Muskabuzz. I pulled out nugget after nugget of amazingly cured Bubba Kush. It was truly a sight to see. I shoved three nuggets into my mouth and started to chew before I realized what I was doing, and eventually managed to get less soggy nuggets into my grinder.....then into my Chalice...then into my lungs. So delicious.

Let me tell you. This is a long one, but I feel like I need to give back at least these many words to TorCollectiveDNM. Your herb is fucking legit. Fuck the trim, I can't stay mad at you, darling, but I must try your krypto now. And keep the bubba coming.... SRT_


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[3 Points] None:

Mmm, muskabuzz. Is that bubba on muskabuzz' level?


[2 Points] None:

Hey SRT,

Were sorry for the delay in getting you the flowers but very happy that you are enjoying! Thanks so much for this great review!! honest and descriptive!

Toke On!

TC