I had two other DNM accounts but I guess I made the passwords too hard for me to even remember. So this will have to do for now.
On to the actual post. After rigorous hours of perfecting my OPSEC and figuring the best ways to acquire BTC, I came to the conclusion that my entire life was a setup and everyone and everything in it was all part of a grand scheme to bust me. I swore to myself that this subreddit was a setup and everyone on it was LE, besides me. So I put off buying for a week or so. Then shit went down and markets got fucked. Another few days of waiting to regain courage. Despite all the paranoid fuckery, I placed an order for two tabs of 180ug LSD from Domesticdoode on Agora. I received the package successfully in three days. The stealth was fucking insane. Now, I feel as if I'm invincible, which is probably not the best thing. But fuck it(edit: butt fuck it), I ordered another pack from DownTheRabbitHole, also on Agora. I'm not sure what the point of this post is actually. I guess everyone should take this time to congratulate me, maybe throw in some donations for being successful. I take BTC, SSNs, credit card numbers, and sexual favors. If you want to donate email me at 1-800-
Dude, you actually bought something? We're all lying. Nobody actually uses the darknet.