Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[7 Points] 15gilem:

Wtf is "mxe"?


[7 Points] None:

How do suppliers who are just starting out, with minimal cash, get their coins turned into cash fast enough to keep a roof over their heads? If their is a way to do it without highly discounting the coins I'd prefer that method first.


[4 Points] Psychaddicted:

I recently started buying coke, 1 order a week for the last 3 weeks from the same vendor, my question is, will this start to look suspicious getting a letter from the same return address every week? The stealth is good, but my most recent pack is late, should I start switching vendors as to not have identical packs coming all the time, or am I overthinking this?


[5 Points] MundaneInternetGuy:

How can weed possibly be stealthy?

What are some commonly-used stealth techniques, for weed or for less smelly stuff?


[4 Points] ineeeededathrowaway:

1) Where is TheHub (the site used for reviewing vendors on markets) and 2) what is the best way to tumbl or hide bitcoins?


[3 Points] asfsfw2:

new to this all so I have a few


[3 Points] Karmasour:

Dextroamphetamine, do any vendors have it?


[3 Points] None:

hustling with counterfeit money worth the risk?

Im planning on buying couple fake $20s from Doritos or Fakeseverything. Im going to use a single fake 20 to buy chips and drinks from 7-eleven or any convenient store and receive real change from the cashier. I'm gonna wait and make the cash age out so it looks like dirty real money. Im not going to be using the same store all the time, obviously, but will come back to the same store after going to 20 other convenient stores. Also, if the cashier tells me that its fake money, I am gonna say, "I had no clue that was fake, got that money from another store's cashier."


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Twittermon:

How Do prescriptions work? Like, can I pay someone to write me a fake prescription to my local pharmacy and pick up some Xanax or something, or do they have to call your doctor to confirm every prescription?


[2 Points] None:

As a new vendor, what is the most effective way to advertise?


[2 Points] lethrowaway122:

Sorry, i know its not monday anymore, but i have 1 last question. How do you order from new TMG market? I ordered lsd from old TMG, but now, on the new site i have no idea how to do it. I simply sent pms to vendors on the forum, but idk if that was ok.


[1 Points] OneTwo5:

Hey.

Never did any trades in DNM before. As nooby as i am just becouse of curiosity.

I saw a guy selling 500 XTC pills , thats reallly big amount , but one pill cost around 1 euro or so. Ends up like not as expensive in long term. How the guy will ship it? There is no way he wowould fit them in elvelope or anything. Will i need to make a signature?

I'm suppose all noobs thought about it before haha. But could you use some random name and house? Just in case.

The parcel is in Netherlands , what are the aprox % chances of customs seizing parcel? (EU)

What if..? Worst case ? Don't drop the soup? Or they will just destroy the stuff and don't do much?

They vendors username is like Schwarzkopf something. He has about 100-150 feedback. Only one 0/5. Rest is like 5/5. But his stuff is susipiciously cheap. Might or might not be scam?

Thanks Bro! If il have more question's il let you know

Educational purposes ofc -^


[1 Points] OneTwo5:

Can Vendor fake feedback? There is a bunch of feedback's like just Fe'd and what not. Did all theese people really paid him?


[1 Points] OneTwo5:

Some security issues that i haven't seen being mentioned. Lets say you use drop adress ,and drop got cought. Will he hold responsability? After all its drug smugling. And if person denies ordering drugs and what not , he might link it to you?

I mean yes , small amounts , envelopes might not get you in big trouble. But bigger amounts increase risk by much? By the way what do you think about Operation ITOM recent thread on reddit i bet you seen it , something to be worried about? If so how bad could it be?


[1 Points] IronmansVisa:

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[1 Points] None:

Does "weekend mode" mean literally just paused for the weekend or just some sort of temporary vacation? I went to order from blueviking but there isn't anything there and it is a monday. Also when is Trap going to have smaller sizes of his fishscale? I am not trying to buy 7g or so.


[1 Points] Mr_OG_KUSH:

Does anybody here have the power to make false identification cards?


[1 Points] lethrowaway122:

I am thinking about ordering 1 OZ of weed. I have only ordered a maximum of 1/4 oz before, and i cant figure out how a package with so much herb in it could fit in a mailbox. Do vendors usually send 4 packages instead of one?


[1 Points] None:

I sent a package to a customer, priority mail flat rate envelope. Printed address labels, contents vacuum sealed, inside a sealed mylar bag (visual barrier)

He gets his normal mail delivered then a couple hours later the postman comes to the door and asks him to sign for the package. He declines and says return it to sender.

My question: HOW DID THEY KNOW???


[1 Points] Tortoise01:

Best way to buy Bitcoin in Canada? it seems that most places ask for a lot of information.

And if I where looking to buy a small amount of m (1-5 grams) do you guys/gals think I have the correct idea of how to do it?

All through Tor and Tails:

-Buy bitcoin (to what kind of wallet should I send it to?)

-Tumble it

-Send it to my Evo account

-Buy from revel aliance

-Send them my info all encrypted on PGP (should I send them my home address and real name? or an allias?)

-Don't sign shit, even though I probably shouldn't have to according to revel alliance being local in canada

Thanks for any help on my project

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[1 Points] manwhothrowie:

Is there any reason to hope for a return of the Cannabis Road?

I have nothing against other markets, I just liked how friendly and chill that place was.


[1 Points] PhilBoBaggens:

New to this but what markets are still online, ive used silk road and blackmarket reloaded but they dosnt seem to work anymore


[1 Points] dnmnublet:

I just moved to a new house. Havent used a DNM in several years so I'm trying to re-learn everything. Haven't received any mail to this house yet. How long should I wait before I purchase something?


[1 Points] acidrainn23:

I never thought about what happens to the person at the drop spot being used