Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[6 Points] BestSmokerEU:

Sold some friends some TT tabs and one of them took 3 and another took 2 for his first time ever tripping, let me just say that this took place at a shopping mall and was most definitely not a great setting to be in.

My friends dropped the tabs at around 6pm, around 10 minutes after this they wanted to go smoke some of that sweet sweet SA bud. Now obviously its not generally recommended to smoke during an acid trip unless you're very experienced with both. However I said fuck it and we smoked about 5 bowls between the 4 of us. We were all pretty stoned at thus point and it was nearing to 45 mins since they had dosed.

They start to trip, hard. As we walk along the banks of the canal that runs outside of the mall, my friend looks over at me and says, (let me preface this by saying that im from South Africa and the slang is weird) "Oh my poes, the fountain is all flowery and moving!" This comes from the guy tripping for his first time and he starts staring around with this look of wonderment on his face just unable to comprehend what he's seeing.

We eventually get back into the mall, these guys are tripping mad hard, so after grabbing some food we all go back outside for some cigs. This is where things get mad.

My two trippers decide they need more weed to chill out so we proceed to go back to our original smokespot and they smoke maybe 2-3 bowls. All the first-timer can say is " shapes are everything" and my other mate is going on about how the drain is trying to eat him. Just when I thought the night couldn't get any more fucked up.

Another friend shows up, with a bottle of grey goose and a new Gandalf pipe, no idea how much my tripping friends drank but after that we all smoked a few bowls out of that new pipe. The night got very hazy after this but we just chilled out with some music and talked, my first time tripper did walk face first into a pole though. The tripping friends basically couldn't talk for a sold hour or so and were just laughing at everything.

Successful night all in all, got stoned. And mildly drunk and friends tried dnm tabs for the first time.


[3 Points] None:

I, literally, sound like Clint Eastwood from all the Cigarettes and opium i have smoked over the weekend. I have still been working and killing it. That said, i got some rest with some xanax yesterday. Woke up popped a few more pieces of xanax, had a tiny piece of adderall, a hand full of Tylenol and a cup of coffee...

You ever show up to work on something with some people, high af on opium, after taking some adderall, xanax and having a few beers only to find out you are the most competent person in the room? Then you start wondering what are they putting in the water these days?

EDIT: i'm totally aware i have a drug problem and that i am completely terrified of life; it's hard to survive in the vapid, nexus of superficiality. Everyone has some angle they are working. Furthermore, in a world of self promotion it feels so much better to be anonymous. The people who know me have my number and i don't need validation from anyone.

Just a few more weeks and i can relax...this year was exhausting.