I bought meth on the street for the first time today. Please help with long post formatting.

So i was in town and i went by to see my homeless druggie friend. She had been begging me to bring her a few boxes of sudafed so her "man" could cook some up. So me thinks, "what the hay?". So i make my journey to the target and ask the pharmacist, "My mom said something about 12 hour nasal decongestant, and that it would be behind the counter?". She said, "Sure.". And slaps a 20 pack of Sudafed Brand 12 hour nasal congestant. Having cased the joint out before approaching, I knew there was a 40 pack of generic nasal decongestant behind her for half the price. So i says, "Do you have a generic?". She says, " This is all we have. Do you still want it?". Trying not to betray my eager temperment, i reply with"Yes.". She asks for my drivers license and payment. I pay for the product and walk out. Little does my fiance know that we are actually going to see my friend because she could score me some home cooked meth. We drive to the street my friend lives on, and we talk for a minute. I slip her the "goods" and she bikes off. We stood there causually, my fiance and I, and we waited a good thirty minutes before she came by again. I sent her a text asking when the "candy" would be done. She texted, "In an hour to an hour in a half.". I realized we had a problem: 1 hour to kill, but a grumpy steadily overheating fiance. We could not ust stand there like i was generally content to do. So our hour to hour and a half journey began. From cigarrette store, to drinking beer in a parking lot, and finally buying a trunkful of furnoture for less than 10 dollars at the "Goodwill Outlet Center". The place wear your donations go to die. Finally the hour was up and my froend went off to check on the goods. She returned, slipped me a half g of meth, and i had a little crumb. Needless to say my three hour drive was blissful. But my fiance did ask if my friend had slipped me some meth because i was suddenly talking so much.

So with this transaction i noticed some marked differences between agora and the cracka hood. First off my half g of meth cost me 8 dollars for the box, and about a dollar buying a stuffed toy and a puzzle at the "Outlet" for my friends son. Oh and an hour catching up. I cannot really call this a cost. Lying to my fiance: Lord please forgive me, for I have sinned. The other thing was quality. The product is white and like a hardtack biscuit from the civil war. It smelled like various chemicals. I had bought crystal in the DNM before.

This was a new and fun experience. It made me appreciate DNMs a lot.


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[8 Points] None:

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[7 Points] JburnaDNM:

You did meth plus lye plus lithium plus amonia nitrate probably some form of fuel as well. Its called shake and bake meth and a very dirty form. Stay the fuck away from it. Stick to the cleaner dnm meth. Ive done both and shake and bake will eat your teeth and whatever else it touches. Its beyond dirty.


[5 Points] Harvardnigga:

Ok jessee pinkman


[2 Points] Rolling_Stonedd:

Cool


[1 Points] 1ccofheroin:

10/5


[0 Points] krabumple:

You just didn't tell the clerk you wanted the forty? Are pharmacies that batshit over cold medicines?

Also, possible troll lol