Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[18 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I keep getting gayer and gayer and I'm getting scared. I don't want to be gay but it's happening anyway. What happens when I become 100% gay??


[5 Points] crypto_escrow:

To prevent from exit-scams from happening, why don't people use 3rd party multi-sig escrows for their deals (bitcoin)? I know some people launched that kind of model for ethereum, "Ethrow". Is there similar for Bitcoin, I'm trying to find one.


[3 Points] crash424uk:

Was AB actually an exit scam?


[5 Points] BigBootyRatchets:

Just curious, how much did y'all lose from AB since it's been down? - From a dude who lost close to $700


[3 Points] CheckoTP:

Why doesn't everyone just take a week or 2 off from all dark market stuff? Seems like most of the larger markets are having an issue of one thing or another. Be a good time to take a market vacation.


[3 Points] oldbait69:

Should I avoid ordering before the weekend so that my drugs aren't sat in a post office? i.e: Order on monday, always in transit until delivery as opposed to order on friday, sat somewhere on sunday until resuming transit.


[3 Points] ggian25:

So AB didn't go down because of updates? And if so what market should I move to? I read that hansa was pretty good. But they stoped registrations.


[3 Points] perladdict:

Alright, real stupid. Ordered July 3rd, vendor said it would ship Wednesday, when ab went down. Am I getting anything or should I call it a loss?


[3 Points] julian6:

Which market should I go to, besides dream/hansa/majesticgarden? The mentioned sites are not available at the moment.


[2 Points] kameerem:

Did AB support actually say that they invest user funds thats why transactions don't work consistently?


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] darkswizzly:

how would rate the ratio in r/AlphaMarket between sockpuppies and real users?


[1 Points] Crazypens30:

What was everyone's worst trip? (I love Moronic Monday, don't you?)


[1 Points] JelloCreationist:

Is alphabay not just preparing for the huge bitcoin scaling, starting at the beggining of next month? Has anyone said this yet


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] wishuwerethere:

I want to increase my order sizes to ounces of powders and crystals, potentially into the realm of pounds. previously i have only ordered up to 10g at a time.

when i get a shipment, my house is clean in case of a controlled drop. I do not have an external drop house. vendor stealth will be taken into the heaviest of accounts.

what special considerations should i make before i start ordering large bulk?


[1 Points] wishuwerethere:

which european vendors have the best stealth on mdma to the us? heard wonderful things about kacicz, but i'm not looking to buy 250g at a time


[1 Points] weicheheck:

What happened to the deals of the week threads that used to be stickied?


[1 Points] None:

I see that there is already a new tails update and it is a manual one again. Last time I did the manual update for version 3, I wasn't able to log into my AB account because my gpg key changed and I couldn't decrypt the 2fa message. I hear people say "backup everything before you update", but what exactly am I backing up and how the heck do I do that?


[1 Points] Oracle224:

How do you add BTC to silkroad 3.1? Like where do you find your Silkroad accounts BTC Address?


[1 Points] Coop_NotForDrugs:

Do I need a real email to set up an acc fot TMG? What does it even serve purpose for?