Dear vendors

quit tracking your packages through tor unless there is a dispute.

That sets off some red flags and algorithms that puts more attention on the packages.

Signed,

someone who is now having all of their mail opened and monitored.

p.s. no, i'm not on amphetamines. all of my mail is being opened on the corners (when i say all, i mean EVERYTHING that isn't from a cable company or amazon) or opened fully and shut with scotch tape. I tested it with literally 20 ebay orders of random shit and every single one has been opened.

Thanks for burning my address, you shit heads.


Comments


[6 Points] stampy_the_eleph4nt:

You cant even track packages on the USPS site through TOR -- it's blocked. Second of all it's probably the sorting machine or something if its consistent. Why don't you mail yourself something that reacts to light and then you will know if your package was opened or not?


[2 Points] MDMangel:

Me thinks the tin-foil is thick on this one.

AM I fucked?


[4 Points] dlayover123:

Anytime I've tried to access USPS website on tor I was never even gained access so I don't do that anymore.


[4 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Dear customers,

How do you know that this was the cause?


[2 Points] Kaymoar:

Is checking tracking with a VPN a no-no? Been doing that since day 1 with no problems


[1 Points] CynicalElephant:

I SERIOUSLY doubt this is the reason your mails being profiled (if it even is being profiled). While I agree vendors shouldn't do that shit, one of your packages got intercepted or some shit man.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] BCTomJones:

I often thought about the prospect of creating such an algorithm.


[1 Points] None:

the retardation is strong with this one


[0 Points] diclazpg:

I thought this was a given, from the very start. Just go to Starbucks if you really need to check on it.

Why the fuck WOULDN"T they have some sort of algorithm that flags TOR/VPN tracking number queries??? For what possible reason would they not do this? It would be a massively useful tool in identifying illicit packs. It is stunning to me that you would check tracking through TOR.

Edit: You're saying VENDORS are doing this? I dunno man, maybe really janky ones. Most of them don't give a shit to check till there's a dispute, and most will tell you not to check through TOR.