Good excuses for LBC bank deposits if teller asks?

I'm pretty confident and know how to not act sus and be polite and such, but if asked, what should I say to the teller as to what I'm buying? I used the same store for almost half a year for Western Union and had a story down but I got blacklisted from WU and getting over 1k in coin was such a bitch.

Just wondering what a realistic excuse for bank deposits is as I know saying it's for Bitcoin might get it denied.


Comments


[13 Points] cheapcab:

Nunya


[12 Points] rojopantelones:

Rug money Say you sell rugs. You import and export rugs. For bitcoin.


[8 Points] Yurgadrugig:

I just say bills or something, they also don't ask really


[5 Points] quixoticme1:

All these answers are stupid. Go in a polo and call her ma'am and say they're for a missionary church trip that your church is organizing, the kind of people who work at banks eat that shit up.


[6 Points] transgenderassasin:

i just tell them its for cam girls and prostitutes now i don't deal with tellers just the manager because all the women are scared of me


[4 Points] mrfloridamolly99:

Drive-thru and they don't ask as often. Also helps if its not thousands of dollars or a more nosey bank like chse.


[3 Points] papervoid:

I say it's personal and look at them like I want to tell them to fuck off. Only happened once in 4 years, tho.


[3 Points] abrakazan:

d-d-d-d-drugs m'lady


[2 Points] DNMTiger:

bills


[2 Points] KnowsAboutShrooms:

It's my money. And I want it now.


[2 Points] Longdongdoodle:

A nigerian prince has cash money for you but just needs btc to start the paperwork.

Seriously? Just tell them its an investment... It's like 5k+ a coin... I remember the days it was 500 a coin, its only going up... Tell them to invest!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] chupisla:

Tell her your buying drugs


[1 Points] cerai1:

Use suntrust if you can because they don't require ID, I used to go in there when i was a little 16 year old depositing hundreds and upwards to a thousand. I was never once asked what i was doing, i just fill out the slip, and hand the money and slip to the lady and she counts it all out and gives me a receipt. Not really any talking besides the typical "hey how are you" "thanks have a nice day"


[1 Points] fiendofriendo:

A friend of mine used to go this route a while back. He was young and dressed the part so he got away with telling them the money was for sneakers to resell. They only asked him twice in a 2 year period tho


[1 Points] BFCDNM:

"yuppppp. And guess who gets to bail out my sister and her boyfriend of their landlord situation.. again.... Lucky me".

Always works.


[1 Points] investinwaffles:

rent


[0 Points] None:

That you buy drugs online through a shitty unknown vendor who has a 70/30% chance of scamming me. So I'm buying bitcoin from a even shadier local bitcoin seller.

I think that will work well :)