I've recently been made aware of a few members in our community that are pursuing careers as darknet market admins.. While I applaud their initiative, I strongly caution against doing so without developing a viable, long-term strategy. It is my hope that in describing my success to you, I will help inspire other hopeful market admins in need of direction.
I've had the privilege of leading a team of three other "dreamers" that are building what we believe is the next generation in darknet markets. Our months of hard work have finally paid off, and we are now ready to take things to the next level. While I can't disclose all of our exciting features with you at this time, I will say that we will be a multi-sig escrow only marketplace, with security protocols rivaling those of three-letter government agencies. In addition, our user interface has been painstakingly designed to make purchasing drugs as simple as clicking a few buttons.
Enough with the platitudes, let's get to the point, as I'm sure you're wondering who the other members of the team are:
1) Leading off is Crazy Mike, aka "The Muscle". Born and raised in Compton, he spent years as a member of both the Bloods and Crips. (Images redacted to ensure privacy): Although I've only called out hits on two people so far, Mike's dedication to his customers made the decision to add him to the team a no brainer.
2) Next up is Jake, aka "Lil' Ross". While only 12, he's already an expert at SWIM and CD procedures . A master of Call of Duty multiplayer as well, he never lets the score get to his head while yelling racial epithets at other players. From day one, I knew he'd be a natural fit as my head forum mod.
3) Robert Okonkwo, aka "The Closer", is our chief financial officer. Born in the African city of Lagos, his his royal background has allowed him to infiltrate several prominent African banks. We met by chance and after he sent me a series of emails that will lead to big payouts soon. A bitcoin and Western Union savant, Robert's unique skills should allow us to start accepting cash transactions on orders while still remaining anonymous.
4) I guess that just leaves me. Like Steve Jobs, I'm a business-savvy "ideas" man who makes sure people are aware of what to create and build next. In this capacity, I have already completed the original mock-up for our Milk Road Marketplace (a subtle play on the original "Silk Road" name that should strengthen our brand's reputation in the crucial opening weeks) and I've thought up many groundbreaking features that I hope future programmers make a reality.
As we approach the finish line, we are in need of new talent to keep up with the increasing demands of the public. We are now seeking skilled programmers and coders to get Milk Road's finishing touches in place. In return, Robert assures me that you will receive substantial financial rewards in the near future, as well as the knowledge that you made a difference in the world for once. Qualified applicants should at a minimum be gifted database architects that can apply creative solutions with real world applications while getting work done twice as fast (and three times cleaner) than their peers. Law enforcement officers need not apply.
I'm an expert and Scratch and GML. You can constantly find me over at stackexchange giving out wrong answers, and /r/unixporn bragging about muh rice.
I'll only accept payment in Trident Layers.