Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[6 Points] None:

Where do y'all hide yo trap money? Mommas crib, yo crib, friends crib or you bury it like treasure?


[4 Points] dnmtaff:

how the hell do people cash out cards for BTC?


[4 Points] pinkprincess1:

Can I buy some of those bittycoiny thingys or will I get arrested in my public library for having them? ;D


[3 Points] D-U-WHY:

Ok, so I want to buy some tabs from gammagoblin to resell, but all the young kids want art on their tabs, and his are plain white. Would it be ok to drip diluted food coloring on to the tabs to color them? Or would that mess with the acid


[2 Points] tyler0153:

how safe is it bringing bulk MDMA into the states, as in seizure rate etc.. that and bulk pot


[2 Points] 13tom13:

are lizard squad still attacking tor? do we have anything to worry about. im currently assuming not as there is no panic and tor is still up and working


[2 Points] madisonrebel:

How does one consume shatter/wax/crumble? I'm used to a water bong for my green and am unfamiliar with non-organic forms.


[2 Points] pinapberry:

I recently placed my first order ~3 days ago, and when I log onto evo to check it it says that its still 'processing' how long does it normally take? Im pretty anxious!


[2 Points] None:

I had a bad dream last night about some old guy discovering that he could track my Internet usage to darknetmarkets. Is there anyway to find out if if you are using Tor correctly as in to find out if you are for sure navigating the Web anonymously?


[1 Points] nohangups:

how do I vape something like alpha-php crystal? No experience vaping anything so ELI5


[1 Points] None:

Cheapest laptop fo darknet use? Under $300. Take out HD?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Tripple_T:

So, I just thought about this because I'm high but I use electrum and when you transfer money ... somewhere they take out I think it's 2% in fees automatically. Now this can be changed so I'm wondering if I just set it to 0, wouldn't whoever takes the fees (i.e. a market or tumbler) automatically take the fees anyway. Am I gouging myself in my laziness/trepidation by leaving it unchanged?


[1 Points] sozzZ:

What's the best online wallet to transfer coins to for someone using tails without persistence. Ie it wipes all data after each use. I am looking at electrum but then I would have to reconstruct my wallet each time and I am wondering if this is time consuming or difficult.


[1 Points] bape1:

I choose a book for reading


[1 Points] cynicocrat:

Is there a difference between finalise early and full escrow? To my limited knowledge there is. From what I know, finalising early is giving your money to a dealer before they send the package. Full escrow is when the market you're using holds onto your money until the dealer has sent the package.

I'm wondering why they use the same initials though. It's confusing, seeing as one is beneficial and one is risky. It seems like dealers intentionally conflate the two to confuse buyers.

Can full escrow on Evolution be trusted?


[1 Points] darkpoosy:

where can i find the best mxe?


[1 Points] drfingerbang:

What are some good ways to keep from accidentally making a purchase from Leos and what are some good ways to differentiate between Leos and legitimate vendors? am I gonna get in trouble for posting a valid question in the stupid question page?


[1 Points] None:

Could anyone give me an estimate on when I could expect a package I bought on the 15th, and is international standard with the addon of holiday times?


[1 Points] Veloci-Fapper:

What kind of computer setups are you using for this? Or I guess more specifically, do you have a separate machine for DNM activity or just boot Linux from your main?


[0 Points] Lukathey:

How long should I expect a package coming from tripwithscience? I know it's probably extra wit the holidays