Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[7 Points] jiaobiao:

Regarding coins and tumbling I'm utterly confused. I thought I would be okay just buying and sending to a tumbler and then to DNM. I have read so many threads that debate whether tumblers do anything at all. Now I'm going crazy trying to figure out whether I should do the exchange method by trading into alt,doge,darkcoin etc. This is even more confusing.

Question one - What the heck should I be doing so?

Question two - What exactly are these DarkWallet and Monero things that people hint as being some 'trustless' thing that will make all of the problems go away.

I feel like I'm back to square one and ripping my hair out.


[6 Points] None:

why hasn't every country just legalized drugs. (yeah, I put a period instead of a question mark. Just that kind of statement)


[4 Points] 8s903hjfsjd8:

Is there a difference between getting stuff shipped from overseas to EU than between EU countries?


[5 Points] None:

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[2 Points] noonehear:

Why does Bailey Jay have a penis?

Also what was her relation to /r/darknetmarkets?


[4 Points] None:

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[4 Points] ShulginsCat:

I'm sicker than a dog, and the one drug I can't get is an antibiotic. Anyone know an online pharmacy that can ship me real zithromax or amoxicillin?

I've tried going to a doctor but he didn't want to help me because my symptoms weren't visible enough - he basically told me "its just a cold". Now that I have a full fever and shit coming out of my throat I will probably be able to get a prescription , but really what I want is to stock up on medication so I don't have to go through this humiliation again. I basically self medicate everything else. Why not this?


[4 Points] CheesyCottaging:

Does anyone have experience using or know about an app called 1Password? It's specifically for storing passwords, banking and other information. It also encrypts all the information you store in it and was thinking it would be a good secure way to store all those wallets and information people want to keep private. It's available on most devices operating systems. Any comments welcome! Thanks!


[4 Points] None:

Where tf did all the good xanax vendors?


[4 Points] ipoopipoop:

Ordering from DNM.. Would I be ok to use coinbase to buy coins and then a dump coins to another client (like bitcoin wallet or mycelium) and then to DNM, to purchase? Just buying small/ personal amounts.


[5 Points] catly32:

Blueviking is in middle earth right?


[3 Points] eggbert5000:

Okay, so if I close down the tor browser, then open up another browser, am I still connected to the tor network or will I connect to the regular internet?


[5 Points] jiaobiao:

How do you transfer coins to another type of coin? Bitcoin to Litecoin to doge to bitcoin?


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] 2piradians:

How do you get a safe or scam account?


[3 Points] None:

Is rest weed worth it? I'm a smoker on a budget but never ordered any rest weed (thc hairs, leaves, etc) because I think it will not be worth it (I will use more to get high, there goes the price difference). Any thoughts on this?


[3 Points] ParanoidSchizoph:

I'm ready to make my first order, I'm just having trouble telling whether vendors are legit or not.

I'm looking at the BlackBank listing "3.5g (8Ball) Cocaine". The vendor is REALRX and the User is "dropkick".

I was wondering what's the difference between the vendor and the user. Can anybody help me out with knowing if this listing is legit or not?


[2 Points] XMooseThrowaway:

I guess my stupid question is, where the hell is this picture of Bailey Jay that everyone's talking about? I don't see any picture anywhere on this subreddit.


[1 Points] JakeM7926:

So am I the only one whose dick gets very confused by Bailey Jay.


[2 Points] None:

Does anybody know anything regarding the legitimacy of relatively new vendor Notthepoppa on agora or blackbank?


[2 Points] DexOyama:

If I wanted to resell a international vendors wares should I just order bulk or message the vendor and see if they would be interested in offering deals for resell.


[2 Points] hebdojihad:

Do vendors ship to cities in Turkey? Specifically Istanbul?

What is the safest way to receive shipments here?


[1 Points] KW-NZ:

Does the pope shit in his hat?


[1 Points] DancingWindAway:

What is the most communist OS ? Nova or RedStarOS ?


[1 Points] manimtoohighforthis:

Where can I buy poisonous frogs? Ya know... For science.


[1 Points] None:

Maybe a stupid question, how much should 5mg oxycodone capsules be sold for per 56 capsule box? And how much should 14 Oxycontin tablets at 20mg each be sold for, fairly?


[1 Points] blockchainn:

I am in the US wanting to buy 2c-b. I have heard of unclepsychadelics (agora) being a great vendor for this, however he ships from Norway. Is it safe to order 2c-b non-domestically? Does anyone know of any domestic 2c-b vendors?


[1 Points] Drexterr:

Ok this is a dumb question , but where can i buy some online weed?


[1 Points] chu-nks:

What does it mean if someone asks you for 'chunks' as in "can i get 3 chunks"


[1 Points] Orc_:

I had scripts enabled in TOR, suddenly found out the TOR symbol with an examation mark and it said I had scripts unabled.

For 4 months. Am I fucked? Burn my house down?


[1 Points] blockchainn:

Who sells the best domestic MDMA (US) regardless of price? I keep reading things in this sub like " so and so vendor has the best MDMA for the price", however I am more interested in the absolutely best MDMA regardless of price. I am strongly considering ReximusMaximus after the research I've done lately.


[0 Points] PMedic15:

How many DNM users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


[-1 Points] dumpaccount1001:

Can anyone shw me were the trusted gun vendors are? I dont trust alphabay since vendors have little feedback. PLease let me know.


[-2 Points] Chronicpurple:

What is the answer to 42?