[CR] DiagonAlley back from vacation!

Hello /r/Darknetmarkets!

I opened shop on Cannabis Road mid May 2014 to great fanfare and I'm happy to announce the reopening of my shop!

For those of you unaware, I offer top shelf California dispensary grade cannabis with stellar customer service and immaculate shipping and stealth. Some of my past strains include but aren't limited to Super Silver Haze, Green Crack, Bubba Master and Skywalker OG. Some reviews directly from my vendor page include:

Five Star:

-Amazing vendor! Product, stealth, and shipping are on point. (Ordered Wed. arrived Sat. to east coast) Will def. come back!

-Communication: 5/5 Answered all my many questions promptly, Shipping: 5/5 Received quickly, earlier than expected! Stealth: 5/5 Have no worries, DA will take care of you. Product: 5/5 Jack Herrer is delicious, all nugs, no shake Highly recommended!

-Received in 2 days after being marked shipped. Excellent packaging, labeling (ordered 2 strains) and product.

FE Reviews:

-Another awesome transaction. Top shelf flowers, fast shipping, good stealth and great communication. Thanks again, DiagonAlley.

-5/5 all around. Perfect shipping, stealth and product. Would highly recommend.

-Super fast shipping, good stealth and good product. Combine that with very friendly and helpful customer service and you've got a vendor worth ordering from. (5/5)

If you have ordered from me before or read my reviews or checked out my profile previously, I'd like to highlight some changes.

  1. FE is no longer required on ounce orders. Order up to 28G with Cannabis Road escrow.

  2. After doing some market research, I've furthered my stealth and packaging techniques. I've never had any of my packages seized in transit but now you can order from DiagonAlley, knowing that you're ordering with the peace of mind that your order will arrive safely and quickly.

Menu:

Sativas Green Crack (***)(Low Stock): Dont let the name fool you: this is pure cannabis. Few strains compare to Green Cracks sharp energy and focus as it induces an invigorating mental buzz that keeps you going throughout the day. With a tangy, fruity flavor redolent of mango, Green Crack is the perfect daytime medication for patients treating fatigue, stress, and depression.

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Blue Dream (***): Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the level effects of Blue Dream, which ease you gently into a calm euphoria. With a sweet berry aroma redolent of its Blueberry parent, Blue Dream delivers swift symptom relief without heavy sedative effects. This makes Blue Dream a popular daytime medicine for patients treating pain, depression, nausea, and other ailments requiring a high THC strain.

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XJ-13 (****): XJ-13 is a strain that is popular both for its medicinal uses and as a great recreational choice. This hybrid cross of Jack Herer and G13 Haze is euphoric and leans more toward social and creative sativa effects. It has a strong citrus and pine aroma that is very similar to Jack Herer. Like both its parents, XJ-13 is potent and should be approached with caution.

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Indicas

Bubba Kush (***): Bubba Kush is a sweet, earthy indica strain with genetics traced back to the Hindu Kush landrace strains. Since finding its way to U.S. shores, the lineage of this nearly pure indica strain becomes more foggy. While some insist Bubba Kush was first bred on the West Coast from OG Kush and landrace genetics, its origins are poorly documented and uncertain.

Its effects may begin focused in the head, but it isnt long before the buzz reaches the rest of the body. Some might consider couchlock an inevitable consequence of Bubba Kush, making this powerhouse indica a perfect go-to strain for evening relaxation, restful sleep, or a lazy weekend at home.

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SFV OG (****): SFV OG is a indica-dominant hybrid strain that is great for patients who need strong pain relief but dont want to be stuck on the couch. As the name indicates, this strain originates from Californias San Fernando Valley and also has Ghost OG genetics. The flowers will stay fairly small and may not look super impressive, but what it lacks in looks it makes up for in smell. The pine and lemon earthiness that SFV exudes can be a bit harsh and bitter if smoked, so this strain is one to save for the vaporizer if consuming directly. Its indica body effects take a little longer to feel than the initial head haziness, but once they do, everything will feel fine.

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If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me on Cannabis Road!

CR Market Link: http://cannabiskofvl7pa.onion/vendor-profile/DiagonAlley


Comments


[2 Points] throwawayfarfaraway9:

For those that haven't shopped with DA, you will not be disappointed. Both flowers and service are top notch, fast and discreet.


[1 Points] Gummi_Dick:

Wooh!! And I just placed my order recently! Heard so many great things from you #GetHyped


[1 Points] PWD1194:

Ugh why don't vendors ever have Sour Diesel in stock.


[1 Points] Kirb1y:

Lemme guess... He doesn't ship outside USA?

Arghh, I'm so jealous of the wide selection Americans have at their disposal. I really wish I could order some of this nice looking weed, at least to try it.

Hope my wishes come true one day.


[1 Points] kojedx:

That XJ-13 and SFV OG looks insane. I would jump on that in a heartbeat if I wasn't stocked already.


[1 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

Beautiful flowers. Do you grow yourself?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] cactuzx:

The XJ-13 looks absolute fire. Wish I was American :'((((


[1 Points] autophiller:

/u/DADNM you are one of my favorites. Great to see you back.


[1 Points] None:

Wow, sold out of the bubba?


[1 Points] getthefuckoutb:

haven't checked yet but do you have quantities smaller than an ounce?