Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[11 Points] citizeninsane333:

My hijinks are going through the roof while I try to come down slowly sucking on this can of beer. Ginger the space cat has found enemies, likely from other colonies, and is hiding in the toilet, contemplating suicide by drowning. I sit here looking up stupid shit to spend my bitcoins on, half naked half covered in sweat, bruises, scars and blood. I could swear this can of beer is magical, since I am sucking on it since forever. It's fucking sunday I suppose - there was no post. I drag this leaking brain to the kitchen in order to pretend eating something. Some people scream on the radio while I try to put pieces of my phone back together. There's no order of things. Bananas they say. I believe I took the wrong set of pills.


[6 Points] trapptripp:

First of all, sorry for my potato English, I'm still kinda fucked up from last night, and let me tell you, there is a reason for that!

It all startet a couple of weeks ago, when I wanted to give something back to this community, as it has been of great help to find L-pushing DN vendors! :) Therefore, I decided to do a 4 in 1 vendor review, testing 2 different strains from 4 different vendors.. 8 types of tabs in total..

Last evening it was time for a sett of 80µg plotters, Taking an easy start by ingesting a simple tab, that way I could evaluate the product, before sinking in to the darkness of my inner self.

After a couple of hours, having taken notes of the light visuals, the taste and feeling. I figured it was time to upper the dose. As stated earlier, I had taken 80µg, so I figured another 2 tabs, would land me at 240µg, a nice and comfortable tripp!

Jesus fucking Christ, I went trippstronauting into deep space!

When I looked thru my remaning tabs this morning, only one 80µg plotter was gone, but two of my 300µg was missing.

680µg


[7 Points] ayeblinkin33:

I didn't do shit, I was sick. Does anyone else find opiates to be a godsend when your sick (with a cold not withdrawal)


[5 Points] laflaaame:

Didn't want to go out to the local bar last night and but went anyway because a friend of mine was already there so I did a fat line before I left.

Ended up taking this girl home who tried to pass on me because she felt I was too young for her but I fucking forgot to put a towel down when she told me she was coming off of her period because I have crisp white bedsheets.

Looks like Micheal Meyers ran through the place.


[3 Points] None:

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What is this?


[2 Points] None:

Little bit of x little bit of adventuring couldn't have asked for more. Best roll and even better no come down slept like a baby haha


[2 Points] Dark_OZ:

Sunday fun day gettin weird on DCK


[2 Points] Combiningsubstances:

I went to a party on Friday night with the intention of meeting up with my buddy. I ended up taking a bar and getting really drunk at a nasty party. I brought a girl back to my place and proceeded to humiliate myself because of whiskey dick. Then I did the remaining half g of blow because my retarded self thought that it would sober me enough to get hard. I stayed up until 5 not fucking this girl. We slept in until about noon then woke and I finally got some. I fucking hate how the best drugs make sex a pain in the ass...