[Vendor Review] GreenLeafLabs - [Pics] [Vids] - Alphabay - 14g Girl Scout Cookies Shatter Medical Marijuana Extract (Nug Run), 28g Grand Daddy Purple - Top Shelf Indoor Weed

Product/s reviewed: 14g Girl Scout Cookies Shatter Medical Marijuana Extract (Nug Run), 28g Grand Daddy Purple - Top Shelf Indoor Weed

Market: Alphabay

International?: Nope, GreenLeafLabs doesn't do international.

Price before shipping: ~$776 (not including tumbling fees, miner fees)

Shipping cost: $7.50

Expected weight: 14g Girl Scout Cookies Shatter Medical Marijuana Extract (Nug Run), 28g Grand Daddy Purple - Top Shelf Indoor Weed

Weight on arrival: If I had to guess i'd say about 16-17g of GSC shatter & 29.7g of Grand Daddy Purple weed.

Customer Service:

[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction

[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care

[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue on request

[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution

[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality:

[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent - this shatter is so fire and bud is right up my alley.

[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent

[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong

[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak

[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak

[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed:

[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs

[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs

[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs

[ ]+2 Package is late

[ ]+1 Package is very late

[ ]+0 Never received package

Price Value:

[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost

[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost

[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad

[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost

[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost

[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec:

[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed Double vac sealed - Double vac sealed

[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container

[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection - Good shipping stealth

[X]+1 Low package profile

[X]+1 Good OpSec

Sooo I Came up on $800 and decided to purchase a half ounce of Girl Scout Cookies shatter from GreenLeafLabs for $476 and some actual buds (Grand Daddy Purple weed) for $300 (x4 $75 quarters). They didn't have any listings for an ounce of Grand Daddy Purple so I just ordered 4 quarters since it's one of my favorite strains. :) Haters going to 'hate' but i'll spend my money how I wish :P

The shatter tastes lemony and piney especially after throwing in the fridge/freezer for 5-10 minutes. It quickly becomes shattery. Upon arrival it was just a little buttery, Still very thick stuff. Shit smelled up whole floor of building. Delicious, almost like the smell of the waxes GreenLeafLabs carries. The contents of each sillicon container weighed out between 1.1 and 1.6g tops. I did not weigh all the shatter by it self. Sorry. Super potent. I'd guess if you don't smoke at all for at least 5-7 days and take a dab of this GLL GSC Shatter I am confident it will likely feel like the first time you smoked dank weed again. :)

People will probably say this Grand Daddy Purple looks 'meh' but it's caked in trich's and gets me to a nice level. Whatever though i love this herb! :) GDP is known for having darker/purple hues in the buds and some people may automatically think 'oh thats bunk'.. it's not! 3 out of 4 quarters weighed 7.5g spot on. The 4th weighed 7.2g. dark berry-ish nose+classic lime green nose? or just sweet. one or the other... So caked and perfectly trimmed imo. Super keefy if you were to use it in one of those kief collector grinders. For me it was mostly tight nugs.

Communication is always good with GLL although he is a big time vendor. they manager to make time to answer messages witin the day. (weekends ---?)

Luckily Imgur was being nice today and let me upload the pics unaltered up to 2.4MB a piece! :) So enjoy the Semi-Decent quality pics! (compared to my other reviews, if you can even tell the diff lol). And holy crap forgive me for the last video, it's verticle! my bad. :/

[img] https://imgur.com/a/43d54 - (12 pics) - all together

[img] https://imgur.com/a/p3Iw1 - (37 pics) - bags & bag appeal

[img] https://imgur.com/a/A53vC - (19 pics) - grand daddy purple nugs

[img] https://imgur.com/a/Fg9Nh - (12 pics) - girl scout cookie shatter

[vid] https://vimeo.com/174869597 - grand daddy purple vid #1

[vid] https://vimeo.com/174874384 - grand daddy purple vid #2

[vid] https://vimeo.com/174879507 - girl scout cookies shatter vid #1

[vid] https://vimeo.com/174880736 - girl scout cookies shatter vid #2

tldr; prices for lazy; Girl Scout Cookies Shatter - 1g $40, 2g $78, 3g $112, 5g $180, 7g $245, 14g $476, 28g $890

Grand Daddy Purple Weed - 7g $75

Although GreenLeafLabs/Humboldtfarms/Medibuds get shit for being 'big guys' on the darknet scene or 'walmart of weed' type vendors as some people may say that doesn't matter to me. I trust them with my money and to get the job done. If an order gets messed up they are big enough to handle it properly and make it good with the customer. :)

tldr; Personally I trust the bigger guys on the darknetmarkets with my money vs. the smaller time vendors... no offense.

/u/GreenLeafLabs can be found on Alphabay, Dream and Valhalla.


Comments


[3 Points] CocaineNose:

thanks for the review


[1 Points] None:

Did you say you just guessed the weight to the point lol?