Fuck Mail didn't come

Now I have to be sober on Thanksgiving. How am I supposed to see my family??

edit: caved and bought a gram of weed from a local. what a waste.

edit2: Just kidding I love my family! :p


Comments


[46 Points] zen_hank_hill:

i hate it when my fuck mail doesn't come


[36 Points] kaspercarr:

I'm sure they'd prefer it that way as well.


[12 Points] kpoloboy:

Get high off the great holidays. Fat turkeys with stuffing, and mash potatoes..


[9 Points] FriendlyDrugAddict:

Holy Fuck how did I forget tomorrow is thanks giving. Please /GrandWizard Preform an ancient speedy shipping chant over the Sub today edit also caved on a 30 sack hopefully the family stoners show up tomorrow


[7 Points] jadedsynk:

my mail didn't come either, which means im sober for thanksgiving. brb killing myself.


[8 Points] Sparkler11:

I was in the same boat last week. Hurts to check the mail on Saturday and find bills and a fingerhut catalog.


[6 Points] dirkdigglerxxx:

I was so wasted last thanksgiving cuz my family sucks I accidentally shut my hand in my car door, that was locked. I spent thanksgiving in the hospital. Took 2 months to heal, but at least I didn't have to see shitty family members. Maybe you should try that


[2 Points] jeffgoldblumsandwich:

Almost felt a little bad thinking you were going to go through opiate withdrawals or something when you saw your family. Oh no you can't get stoned! That's... like a total bummer bro.


[3 Points] CaptainFartdick:

Good or bad family


[3 Points] None:

Dude we've all been their homie. I gotta be sober tomorrow 2 but Im thinkin bout pickin me up 3 211 40's and gettin it in! Or gettin blk bry 211s SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW


[3 Points] None:

Fuck mail makes me think of lahey and his shit obsession.

Birds of a shitfeather flock together

Shit tectonics - do you know what happens what two shit plates collide? >Shitquake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcQW04AQ_Ok


[1 Points] kesh108:

there's always alcohol bro, and prayer. Or both.


[2 Points] thebedguy:

Tell me about it... I have been waiting on a shipment since last week, normally he ships and I get it in 2 days but he has disappeared!


[2 Points] streetprice:

Etizolam marked shipped as of Nov 20th still not here :( priority mail too.


[1 Points] TheBreadWinner:

Even worse, mine hasnt come in, and im not even going home :( no turkey or yayo


[1 Points] XxTheCrowXx:

I feel you OP my mail hasn't came yet either I've been waiting for some wax. I managed to find a decent hookup IRL for some bud though.


[1 Points] RamsayFrizzle:

Heroin dealers should have no choice but to same day every order IMO.


[1 Points] Shillsandthrills:

Not that we haven't seen these types of threads before, but we're really going to see them now that the holidays are upon us. I've been tracking some clearnet mail and it's just sitting for days on end. No doubt they're getting backed up. Local PO is busy as hell too. I heard that this year they expect a 15-20% increase in packages sent through the holidays. More and more people are buying stuff on the internet. Often times it's cheaper because the online store doesn't have a brick and mortar with all the extra expenses to pay for and it's certainly more convenient to order online as opposed to driving to the store and paying for fuel. Might as well throw 2-3 day waits out the window this time of year.


[1 Points] kNOwagora:

At least you're not doing a nice opiate w/d on Thanksgiving. I placed like 3 different orders last Friday, with vendors I trust and use priority.

I keep my stash up for a reason and use DNMs for a couple reasons.

NOT BEING dope sick on Thanksgiving day is that reason #1 in a nut shell.

Now my question remains, cop local early tomorrow and deal with that at 8am. OR eat 20mg of pure alprazolam powder and wake up when the mail is running again.


[0 Points] rDrugz:

im in the same boat, but cause the vendor is slow and hasn't shipped in over a week. fuck my life


[0 Points] mikser677:

Is there someone who know how international mail actualy travels from one country to another? Does go directly? Lets say from USA to Italy. Does it go to Italy directly? Or goes first to main european sorting center in let's say Berlin (if there is such thing)?


[-1 Points] ApricockApecot:

Why not? My fucking heroin from Sosa still didn't come today and it's been 6 fucking days, what is this shit