This is the second part of my review series focusing on Evo's cannabis concentrates vendors, which I will continue on Monday. You can find the first and third parts here, and here, respectively. The first part includes an explanation of my modified review template.
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Skrillpapa -- [41] / 100
Details | |
Vendor: | [Skrillpapa ] |
Market: | [EVO ] |
Product: | ["Sample of Wax" ] |
Shipped from: | [US ] |
Shipped to: | [US ] |
Required FE: | [NO ] |
Vacuum Sealed: | [NO ] |
Decoy: | [NO ] |
Handwriting: | [YES ] |
Rating | |
Stealth: | [1 ] / 20 |
Quality: | [10 ] / 20 |
Weight: | [5 ] / 20 |
Price value: | [5 ] / 20 |
Communication: | [5 ] / 5 |
Shipping time: | [5 ] / 5 |
Aesthetics: | [5 ] / 5 |
Transaction: | [5 ] / 5 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [41] / 100 |
Skrillpapa was apparently an SR vendor at one point and was on CR before shutdown. His profile page is pretty funny:
"This is Skrillpapa Yo Mama. AvodaCadabra. AllotaVagana. And other things that seemingly don't rhyme but fuck her right in the pussy."
If only he had applied this charm and wit to the sample orders he's been sending out. First of all I didn't even bother trying to weigh it. He recommended putting it in the freezer for an hour before opening; I left it in there for two hours and it never even approached shatter-like consistency. Just stays gooey and sticks to the paper. Looks like maybe 0.15g of some low/mid-grade trim-run. Since the order ended up coming out to about $10, this is obviously not enough for a sample. For comparison, when ExcellentExtracts launched, the samples he sent out were 0.5g for about the same price, IIRC.
So with that said, here's my real problem with this vendor: NO STEALTH. WTF? Samples are not just some nice thing that vendors do for buyers that we should all just be grateful for, etc, etc. No. Samples are meant for vendors to demonstrate that they are capable of professional vending. I'd like to assume that Skrillpapa just made a mistake, deciding that these 0.15g samples don't need to be vacuum-sealed. (If so, he's wrong. They do.) But I can't assume that, because giving people the benefit of the doubt is dangerous in this business. This looks to me like an unprofessional vendor with mediocre product. I may consider ordering again in the future to check for improvement but probably not.
So to recap:
Handwritten label (-4), NO VACUUM SEAL, MBB OR DECOY (-15). Not even a ziplock bag, just a normal white envelope as visual barrier.
Stealth: 1/20 (it arrived).
Gooey low/mid-grade oil, not the worst but far from the best.
Quality: 10/20.
For a $10 sample I expected more than 0.15g. That's like 2 little baby dabs.
Weight: 5/20.
Wouldn't be so bad if shipping was free, or if it was at least 0.25g.
Price value: 5/20.
Communication and shipping time were fine. The transaction went smoothly apart from not being worth the money or effort. The envelope was in good condition. I should probably also mention that Skrillpapa messaged me stating that this batch "may not satisfy everyone's needs" but also promising that the next batch would be "above expectations" and offering to send an extra gram with my next order. Ehh... I'll think about it.
TL:DR Low/mid-grade oil, poor stealth. Stealth may be better on larger orders.
Pics or it didn't happen:
It looks like he just blew his nose on to a piece of paper and sent it to you