i sold my car for bars and have a few $k leftover and want to buy a big cat. like really big
Exotic animals? Specifically, large exotic cats, preferably a tiger.
i sold my car for bars and have a few $k leftover and want to buy a big cat. like really big
[211 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:
[62 Points] WillyDrumDrum:
check out CL. or just buy that ticket to Africa and ship one back to urself.
if you sold your car for bars you're obviously indestructible, anything is possible
[50 Points] LemonsDelTorro:
Let me assure you, an exotic cat will not cost a couple thousand lmao but why'd you sell your car for bars?
[40 Points] fatttyjawn99:
There are more dudes in Texas with tigers in their backyard than in the wild...hit some of them up
[41 Points] trynakick:
There are plenty of big cat vendors on the dark net. But they have a strict code of ethics. They will never sell a big cat to someone who might fuck it. I advise you to check out the markets with a different user name, perhaps, "smokemethpetcats".
However... I have no scruples. I also have no tigers, but I'll sell you a litter of fresh Lynx babies for 1.5k/each. The stealth is tough, I have to poke holes in the box so they don't all die.
Think about it like those puppy surprise toys from the 80s. If you're lucky you'll get 5. But realistically you'll have 3 and two corpses. Which may be fine, if you're into beastiality AND neceophilia. But that would be rare.
[33 Points] chuudtheblowfish:
Username checks out
[15 Points] enimateken:
As a Nigerian Prince, I have access to a wide variety of native African fauna....
[15 Points] None:
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[12 Points] None:
the bars are getting to you bro.
[9 Points] on_the_turtle_back:
Now this is the kind of shitposting I live for!
[6 Points] futuredinosaur:
I think some toy stores sell really large cat plushies.
[4 Points] owenreddit2016:
[2 Points] DiaperDankFrank11:
Does this have anything to do with your username? HANHHHH?!?!?!
[2 Points] None:
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[2 Points] murderhomelesspeople:
I might be able to get you a cougar. It's a pretty big cat and in North America
[2 Points] Xanaxandsuicide:
how many bars does one get for a car?
[2 Points] BomptonsFinest:
choose another big cat bro , tigers are unfuckable source; m8 is ded
[2 Points] None:
I can't wait to see this in the news
[1 Points] MoeFOE123:
Maybe settle for a very fat cat less likely to eat you or children arouND you
[1 Points] None:
Do you plan on smoking meth and fucking it? If not I can maybe help you out
[1 Points] Death_Bard:
Go to Texas. I've seen tigers being sold in a Walmart parking lot in Houston.
Fun fact: there are more tigers held in captivity in Texas than live in the wild.
[1 Points] jack19056:
I was looking into this also, but it becomes extremely difficult to ship a animal with USPS. It would be easier if its domestic, but again that is still going to cost a lot. Even if you get a tiger cub, package it into a cage, you might need to tell USPS to feed it time to time, and this will reduce your OPSEC as you just reveled what you are up to. Also the cub might die if the package is stuck for 15 days or something and it receives no water and food, its essential to have it shipped express. Also think about the noises the cub might make. I am thinking of exotic animal trade and have mastered the birds, if you want anything from me, I support only 100% FE.
ciao
[1 Points] ThrowAawayFar:
Ask Mike Tyson if he'd sell you one of his cats.
[1 Points] chrisname:
I'm selling shrinking rays on Dream, maybe you could reverse the polarity and use it on a house cat
[1 Points] bus_ryder:
Sounds like a great idea Siegfried
[1 Points] Penis1488:
Depending are where you live if it's legal to buy a cat you better buy one as a baby as early as you can get it or it will eat you
[1 Points] marko9173:
I got mad stealth for tigers. i rent mike tyson for a day, and have him deliver the tiger to you. it's a bit pricey but it's never failed yet.
[0 Points] Breakinmahballs:
Trololol
[0 Points] None:
someone should do a timeline for how long individual connoisseurs of particular drugs last.
meth_
heroin_
smokes__
alcohol____
pothead______________
smokesmethandfuckscats.
[-20 Points] KigurumiCatBoomer:
Take it to /r/gayfuckingdarknetfaggotmotherfuckinpiecesofshit where it belongs, bitch.
Nothing you say is funny to anyone who isn't barred up to their eyeballs, so FUCK you, you fucking RETARD.
Your sense of humor is PATHETIC.
FYI... Any large animal you buy will come broken down into its individual base pieces, vacuum sealed, and shipped in separate boxes with the assembly instructions in the final package.