[Vendor Review][Marketplace Edition] Evolution Market

Details
Vendor: Evo
Market: The DNM
Product: Marketplace Exit Scam
Shipped from: Exitscamistan
Shipped to: Your escrow account on Evo
Required FE: No, but finalized early anyway
Vacuum Sealed: Doubt it
Decoy: No, they evidently didn't bother pretending they were hacked
Handwriting: Remains to be seen
Rating
Communication: 10 / 10 was pretty clear once it was on
Stealth: 8 / 10 many of us saw this coming, -2
Shipping time: 10 / 10 right on time for Spring OpSec Cleaning
Price value: 0 / 10 new vendors *really* got fucked on the B⃦1 sign-up, -10
Aesthetics: 0 / 10 brown powder, no clear white xtls... lots of vapor, -10
Weight: 7 / 10 good hits from the flake, despite the shake, -3
Quality: 5 / 10 a market can do better, esp w/ CSS3, -5
Transaction: 6 / 10 wasn't burnt much B⃦ this time but sympathy to vix, -4
Vendor: 2 / 10 -10 for exit scam. +2 for setting SOME standards
Drug: 0 / 10 peak too short, body-load too heavy, comedown too harsh
TOTAL SCORE: [48] / 100

 

Commentary

"What did you expect? You knew I was a snake when you picked me up."
--Evolution

There's a lot that could be said, & a lot that will--no doubt--be written about this. Is the name more irony now, or a buzzword/platitude aiming to cast a wide net of appeal? Who knows. Onto better things.


Comments


[19 Points] None:

Fucking Agora shill.

Evo is going to be back up any day now. This is just a technical glitch. I've heard they are working hard on fixing it, and recommend people continue to deposit BTC so they will be ready to buy when it comes back up.


[12 Points] ukthrowdataway:

'pics or gtfo'


[6 Points] Malaysia_flight_370:

Picture of the market admins right now.


[3 Points] FagDamager:

No pics? Trash review as usual


[2 Points] MethVapourrr:

haha comedown too harsh. I got hit with a heavy body load and I'm still coming down, all I need are my favorite drugs and I'll be good.


[2 Points] TotesMessenger:

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[2 Points] sullyrb:

didn't ferris buller and a few other dealers go into vacation without explaination just before this? I'm not saying they were in on it but i think a few vendors were in on this


[1 Points] dmnsavior:

i give them a 10/10. they had me fooled