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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
ShockJohnson (AlphaBay) |
Product/s reviewed: |
25 x Pink Oreo XTC Tablets |
International?: |
(list countries) Don't think so, but correct me if I'm wrong |
Vendor requires FE?: |
(yes or no) no |
Price before shipping: |
$350 |
Shipping cost :$5? |
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Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (x4 for 100% ) |
Comments: First off, I know what you're thinking, 100%? These reviews are horrible bla bla bla. Well whatever, because honestly, this is what I truly believe. This was my first time dealing with ShockJohnson and I would like to continue my business. I ordered my package on a Sunday and received it on a Thursday. Packaging was great, it fit in my mailbox just right. Vacuum sealed to perfection, air tight just the way I like it. Very nice decoy as well, pretty interesting, and to me, funny. But I digress.
I reagent tested these tabs and it passed Marquis, Mandelin, Mecke, and Folin. I have had CP Presses before and I believe these are the first batch (the lighter pink ones). I have both the "lighter milky pink" and "neon pink" if that is a good enough description for distinction.
I tried these bad boys out and needless to say they are like any other CP press. Hit me hard and fast and had a wired roll.
Pics will be provided later on when I am free of the office.
EDIT: also it appears that ShockJohnson has some Teslas on sale right now too in addition to these Oreos. Hope you get some of the Purple Starbucks soon man. ;)
EDIT2: haven't checked myself, but apparently he has no more listings up atm :(
-rg
Definitely not a 5/5 on the price.