take two
So today makes day 10 on a pack I FE'd for. It was a direct deal so FE discount combined with DD savings made for a great deal. Vendor has been great and very good in their communication. But still, 10 days domestic.
Obviously it went out late and I'm really not mad. I just want a safe and happy landing. So may I present to you the Top 10 reasons my pack is late....
10 My vendor was born again and donated my payment to Jesus.
9 The Hash for my bitcoin transfer was from Chroncentrates and arrived too messy to work with.
8 Vendor was going to mail it but his stealth was so good he lost my order.
7 Unknown USPS "micro strike" in my area.
6 Vendor got ebola from sourcing exotics.
5 Vendor did a reverse exit scam and sent all his money out to his customers and and ingested every order himself.
4 My neighbor has been smoking free for a week.
3 Postman didn't like last year's Christmas cookies and is exacting revenge.
2 Vendor already sent pack, I got it and took all the drugs at once, hence this post.
And the number 1 reason my pack is late...
Vendor ran away with Bailey Jay and said fuck it! !!
Lulz just passing the time, but seriously what are some of your wild imaginations when you are waiting and waiting...
1 - I messed up and will ship it tomorrow.
2 - I forgot to ship it ill ship it tomorrow.
3 - I got a wedding sorry I took your money and cant get an order straight.
4 - I'll ship it tomorrow
/u/chroncentrates