DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
PelicanUSA / AlphaBay |
Product/s reviewed: |
6 SHEETS 98% Pure 100+Ug Per Tab FIRE SALE Laid By SirLucy |
International?: |
NO USA |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$726 |
Shipping cost : |
$7 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (24 for 96% ) |
I guess it is worth mentioning that this was my first time ordering from the bird. I was on AlphaBay and I saw that they had sheets for 121 selling and honestly I was just looking to buy 2 sheets but when your talking 6 sheets for the price of 3 you just got to man up and order more than you need because prices like that do not come around often. I placed the order Tuesday night and on Wednesday when I want to check to see if the order was shipped I had a message from Pelican stating that I messed up my pgp key and they couldn't read it so I had to resend my shipping info. Later that day I checked and it was marked shipped. Pack landed on Friday to Midwest so 2 days shipping is pretty good.
The only comment I have about the stealth was that on the mylar there were pictures on both sides. One side there was a crude drawing of cock and balls and on the other side a bunch of hearts so I can't tell if Pelican got mad I messed up my pgp or they love me. That or if they get bored and draw dicks and hearts often?
Anyways was a pleasurable order and will deferentially be coming back again. Rock on Pelican!
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