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Comments


[8 Points] None:

What kind of skin disease does Gandalf have? Staff :(


[4 Points] AiHangLo:

What did Pippin do when he got drunk? He felt Merri!..


[1 Points] MiddleEarthHobbit:

Only jokes posted in the talks section inside our marketplace will count towards the competition !!


[1 Points] None:

What's golems favorite bird? A smee-gull. ....


[0 Points] 7Rey:

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.


[-1 Points] amazingabyrd:

How do you kill smaug? With smog haha ha ha ok ill shut up now.


[-1 Points] winnitAG:

What is Gollum's favorite bird? A Smea-gul


[-2 Points] samwhiskey:

What did Gandalf smoke? The best weed in the shire! Hahahaha!!!