As I write this on my phone now, I might as well say here that I broke my laptop two nights ago because the trackpad had a sweetspot you had to hit it decently hard to make it work right and I hit it too hard and fucked my hard drove. The computer contained my PGP keys.
I made 2 orders with 2 different vendors about 2 weeks ago. One small, one bulk order. So far only one of the packs have landed, the small order, but the vendor messed it up and I received half the order so I message him on the computer before it broke. He replied with a PGP'ed message I saw when I got on TOR about 3 days later on my phone. I still have no clue what it says because I can't find a way to retrieve my shit. The bulk order, I messaged the vendor about 3 days after the pack was supposed to land, and again about 2 days after that, and he's only now replied with a god damn PGP message.
I tried explaining to one vendor that I had a issue and couldn't decrypt the message. He replies that he can't be sure someone hasn't hacked my account because I can't use my PGP. Fair enough I say. But I can't get around this at all I don't think.. Making a new PGP key will be a bit suspicious, seen a lot of speculation around vendors changing their PGP keys means that they are LE and shit so I don't see that as an option.
What could I do about this? How can I get my vendors to assist? I currently don't have a computer so I can't create a PGP right now.
And another fucked up thing; I think like 2 days before the laptop broke I looked for a USB in my house to put the PGP/Kleo files on there. Didn't fucking find one.
Sucks bro. Wish I had some advice for you but I dont so I guess ill just go with my original comment. Sucks bro.