[Vendor Review] JunkieJesus' Methamphetamine

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Junkie Jesus/DHL
Product/s reviewed: 1g Crystal Methamphetamine
International?: No.
Vendor requires FE?: No.
Price before shipping: $61
Shipping cost: $5
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[x]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[x]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ ]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 88%

Comments: My order was pending for a couple days until I decided to message JJ on another market to try and get his attention. He messaged me back and sent out the order almost immediately after that. It arrived four days after being marked shipped.

As far as the product goes, this is actually the first time I've ever tried meth. My only illicit stim experiences are with 2-FMA and good ol' amphetamine. So I don't have much in the way of a frame of reference, but the product looks very nice: pic. Almost the entire 1g in a single shard-seems like a good sign.

This effects of the drug are feeling pretty great. As you might expect, I've been up all night. I got all of my newly enthralling calculus homework out of the way. I've felt numerous waves of euphoria and pleasant tingling.

I was particularly excited to experience the sexual aspects of this drug, and it did not disappoint. I watched porn for over two hours total, had two intense orgasms. It was pretty awesome. I am also thoroughly enjoying the sociability aspect, caught up with some internet friends during the night.

However, the side effects are definitely getting to me a bit. Lots of sweating, brief flashes of fear and paranoia, tight jaw/teeth grinding, very compulsive redosing, and I can't seem to stop rubbing my tongue against the roof of my mouth which is making my mouth sore.

Current plan is to take a final oral dose at noon, then let myself come down with some pot and take a break for at least a few days. Hopefully I'll have the willpower to try just taking an oral dose then lol.

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Comments


[9 Points] Flakes2011:

2 hours of porn... Heh... Rookie


[3 Points] None:

Take chelated magnesium for the teeth grinding. It really helps. Oral dosing is the way to go, btw. I've tried every other ROA and oral provides the longest lasting, most productive high, and my use doesn't spiral out of control into a binge. Like you said, it's GREAT for studying; the porn obsession goes away as the euphoric effects dissipate over time.


[2 Points] METH_IS_LIFE:

Just remember to sleep, eat, and space out your usage. I started just like you haha. I also recommend sublingual ROA if you want a smoother, longer lasting, but not so "in your face" experience.

Feel free to pm me if you have any questions!(: