A modest proposal about stealth with envelopes

The advice gets thrown around a lot: "Ship to your real name, it's less suspicious". Most vendors require it. It makes perfect sense from a logistics point of view, regarding not having packages seized, and it's certainly much better than using a fake name.

The loss of anonimity is still frightening however, and it also allows the risk of a LE honeypot having one more piece of evidence against a buyer, regardless of how unlikely you think this scenario is.

What I propose is this: since many vendors use junkmail as a means of stealth for orders which are sent in envelopes, why not ship the package to:

Valued Customer

123 Drugs Rd.

New York, CA 12345

or

Our Friendly Neighbor at

123 Drugs Rd.

New York, CA 12345

like so many legitimate junkmail senders do? It's great for the whole Business to Individual cover, and adds one extra layer of deniability, I think. Perhaps more importantly, its protects you somewhat against bad vendors. Obviously it wouldn't work for shipping 4lbs of weed in a box, but for small quantities, it seems foolproof.


Comments


[9 Points] None:

Because in order to use generic names like valued customer or current resident it has to be be classified as bulk media mail. If it is not that type of mail, which this is not, then a name like that is a huge red flag down at the post office.


[5 Points] None:

My problem lately with stealth is these people that leave reviews on vendors such as 5++++ STEALTH, OMG FAST SHIPPING +5 STEALTH, etc. I then order and get a bag of pills in a zip lock bag wrapped up in newspaper. I mean what the fuck. Lets be a little more realistic with our reviews. A 5 rating on stealth means that shit better be hard to find or even tell which of my mail it's in. Rant over.


[2 Points] hahahathisguyisajoke:

Junk mail that gets sent liek that to "current resident" or "valued customer" is metered by the post office on bulk mail deals, and distributed so accordingly to zip codes.

It would be a dead give away in my opinion.

Google bulk first class mail and you can read about it.