*Chorus +Bridge "Drugs in the Mail"
*I get my drugs in the mail, so tell me what you got for sale, and can I MultiSig or at least Escrow I might FE if I must, you better know I gotta trust that your stealth is as tight as my fuckin OPSEC!
Fire Up the VPN, the new Tor browser is your friend, come on down to our lovely corner of the Darknet Ain't no bitches, hoes or thugs, but we got plenty of good drugs MXE, PCP, but no Child porn!
So whacha want to buy, theres everything you like, maybe try BlueVikings latest batch of L Meth, Shatter, or #4, get some cocaine to your door Remember nothings means more than good feedback.
*I get my drugs in the mail, so tell me what you got for sale, and can I MultiSig or at least Escrow I might FE if I must, you better know I gotta trust that your stealth is as tight as my fuckin OPSEC!
If you ask me who's the best, I'll say the US fucking PS! Cause if people do their job we all get high And if your coins are good and clean, and the markets not being mean; then you might just get the drugs in your mailbox
So you got 2 packs in the air, and your kinda gettin scared its been 10 days out and no vendor response You shoulda checked the Grams profile twice, the feed back really wasn't nice and once again you gotta learn the hardway.
*I get my drugs in the mail, so tell me what you got for sale, and can I MultiSig or at least Escrow I might FE if I must, you better know I gotta trust that your stealth is as tight as my fuckin OPSEC!
+Yet another exit scam has left wondering if all our coins are lost, Last time it left us squirming and brought a heavy cost, Carders, Scammers, Refunders and Frauders and Verto-Kimble lick my ass heres to hoping darknet markets go on and no DDoS.
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You can play this crazy game, but you'll never be the same, somehow you like rush more than the drugs But your pack came in the mail and maybe you'll make a sale then its back to reddit/dnm once again more
2c's, A-PVP, fentanyl and DMT, MDMA that'll put you on your ass, Agora. Nucleus, Alphabay and Abraxas did I mention there are metric tonnes of grass. liquid mushrooms, oxycodone, suboxone and fish scale too got your brain so upside down you're thinking Bailey Jay is Cute
*I get my drugs in the mail, so tell me what you got for sale, and can I MultiSig or at least Escrow You can play this crazy game, but you may never be the same
On the Darknet you can trust no one at all, On the Darknet you can trust no one at all, But on the Darknet you can really have a ball.
*chorus +Bridge
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Solely from my perspective. Stylistically inpsired by Porno for Pyros and Bob Dylan. Don't judge too harsh. Its meant to have a fun tone, uplifting and funny.
edited: F formatting issues
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