How do you clean house/hide your stash?

Obviously not going to ask for specifics but thought it might be handy for some ideas should anyone need them. General ideas should be a good start though.

Personally I've got all my drugs and paraphernalia together. Including scales, pipe, grinder. I cleaned the grinder the best I could with isopropyl alcohol but more because of boredom than necessity, tried the pipe too but wasn't very successful. Wrapped it all up because if I didn't I think we all know it would have gone everywhere. Then I found a nice obscure hiding place that I didn't think anyone would find and hid the stash in two separate places. It's obviously not as good as completely moving it out of the house but my options are a little limited for where else I could hide it and I think the place I chose was very good for my needs. Good enough for low risk measure. Currently hiding it for reasons where the risk of it being found is low. If it were higher I'd definitely go to further extremes and probably bury it outside any property related to me.

But I thought I'd check what other people do and see if there are any better ideas I and other people could use.


Comments


[15 Points] myDNMburner:

I don't smoke meth for days on end and make myself paranoid. Seems to work well.


[6 Points] stash_it_THROW:

I had to hide a stash of about $10K worth of drugs and related items before a warrant was served. I hid it in a recycling dumpster underneath a lot of paper shit that I knew was only emptied out once a week and no one except an elementary school used it. That worked out well for me.

Before the doubts start rolling in, I knew the warrant was going to be served because I was interrogated heavily by police earlier in the day (and surprisingly warned in a veiled way by the person who snitched on me when he told me that a sheriff's deputy wanted to talk to me, pre-interrogation) and they let me go home before serving a warrant about 16-20 hours later.

Never got charged for that one but got charged on something else a few months later anyways :/ I got off with probation due to no drugs being found in my possession, just stolen property (hot electronics). Don't buy cheap electronics from sketchy people, folks.


[2 Points] None:

I don't know, but none of that is remotely considered cleaning house. That's called cleaning and organizing your drug collection, which I do all the time.

And an "extreme" measure should not involve you being able to recover your drugs ... if you think you are about to be raided and are going to clean house and your brain is still going "how can I hide these drugs but still get to use them later" then holy fuck.


[3 Points] surreality89:

light switch or phone line fixtures...


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] yosure123:

I usually flush everything hide the big stuff and put the actual drugs in my asscrack... if they are coming for unrelated reasons then drugs you wont get a thorough search. my ass crack is the bomb for holding drugs. wrap in saran wrap or your heorin and cocaine will get shitty


[1 Points] evoago:

in a storage unit


[1 Points] PsyHighBuyTieDie1:

I hide small amounts of my drugs inside of my body every day


[1 Points] AllThoseTracers:

Take it to your mothers house


[1 Points] randomtripper:

If you have a crawlspace, buy a mini shovel and bury them in a chest in there.