How to fuck with homeland security and customs when you had a pack intercepted before

A year ago I had a large order taken from me from 2 of the largest MDMA vendors at 2 separate drops In different states at the same time.

As we all know Holland and kinda germany is a BIG NONO. I need a weird bike tire 160mm vs the usual 130. I know a tandam tire works but I want a mountain bike tire. Seems like they are common in the EU but USA they are expensive $300+ for a freaking rim no tire or tube.... used. I know my old drops are hot. But to fuck with homeland security I want to order a mountain bike tire from holland or Germany and have them inspect the fuck out of it. I might not get it for months. They may ramen it, they may disassable the rim from the rubber they may cut open the inner tube to make sure there are no drugs. But i just want a cheap bike tire and I would love to see there face oh flagged addy, holland, bike tire. GOD DAMIT it real merch.... it may take a month+ for me to get it but I will laugh SOOOOO hard if they put all that effort for jack shit


Comments


[28 Points] None:

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[22 Points] Darknettoker:

Uh they xray first smart guy.


[12 Points] Kgizzle80:

Is this about drugs or bicycles?


[10 Points] dnmuser1234:

You should just find a friend in the NL that is willing to ship you 1 KG of mylar bagged sugar every day for a year. And get him to rub weed on the outside of the package and shit like that.


[8 Points] layschips13:

What if they read this knowing it's just a troll decoy and actually let the same bike filled with drugs go through thinking its a prank, lmao


[5 Points] None:

Order a bunch of huge dildos too


[3 Points] jesuriah:

Dude, look for 650B tires(that's the weird EU size most likely). The getting a wheel built should cost you ~$130-200, and the tires are like $35-140.

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/tire-sizing.html


[2 Points] Ninlilizi:

Or order Christmas Puddings. I've been reliably informed they have the same density as semtex.


[2 Points] OneOf11:

I hate it when they ramen and disassable my rims.


[1 Points] Thr0wMeAway666:

Triasport.at


[1 Points] None:

Are you really ordering a bike tire? Like legit there's nothing else in the pack? If so, you are fine. They X-Ray things before they tear them into shreds so as long as the person doesn't wrap your tire in mylar you're probably fine.


[1 Points] SoulUndead:

RemindMe! 6 weeks


[1 Points] Stellar_Surfer:

RemindMe! 6 weeks


[1 Points] ddchemsolution:

lol. nice.


[1 Points] None:

Um bro I really don't think that would be fuckin with them to hard lol. You might waste like 15 min of their day if that's worth 300$ than go for it bud order that tire !


[1 Points] joDwYQzSMGCOvF3U:

Order oregano/hemp, sprayed with caryophyllene oxide. This is what drug dogs use to smell weed.


[1 Points] SoulUndead:

Any luck?


[1 Points] acid_barrett:

I'm curious what happened.


[-1 Points] moyno85:

I didn't understand a word of this. Are you high?