Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[10 Points] octomarvel:

Woke Up Quick, At About Noon

Jus' Thought That I Would See The Postman Soon

I Gotta Get Mail Before The Day Begins

Before My Mother Starts Bitchin About Ma Sendssss

About To Go And Damn Near Went Blind

Young Niggaz In Canada Sold Me Fent Tabs With Xanax Signs

Ran In The House, USB Is Gripped

Wit The Throwaway Laptop On The Side Of Ma Hip

Bailed Outside And Pointed Ma Wifi Antenna

Just As I Thought, The Scammer Was Constant Texter

Jumped In The Fo' Hit The Juice On Ma Ride

I Got Front Back, And Side To Side

Then I Let The Alpine Play (Play)

Pumpin New Shit By Nwa

It Was Gangsta Gangsta At The Top Of The List

Then I Played My Own Shit And It Went Somethin' Like This

Cruisin Down The Street In My Six-Fo'

Jockin The Bitches, Slappin The Hoes

Went To The Park To Get The Scoop

Knuckleheads Out There Cold Shootin Some Hoops

A Car Pulls Up, Who Can It Be

A Fresh El Camino Rollin Kilo Man Of Delivery

He Rolled Down His Window And He Started To Say

Its All About Playin' That G.T.A.

=)


[1 Points] Finance-Fentanyl-Fun:

I was on a 3.5 pressed bar at work. Went well actually


[1 Points] Eveleivibe:

GREatweekend doinfg MPA and DicLAzepan had a pziaa hut with my girl ( LIL 'Vibe ) and nw she wants a tree but I canuyt afford one spent money on more Dickazepam, and £8000 off debt now sokmeone said I waas wasted lookinf afte r my Kid!!!! :-(

Evey xxxxxx


[1 Points] whatareyou7276:

I know I'll never be able to participate in a thread like this...


[1 Points] AJBojangles:

I had a crazzzzyyyy weekend. I smoked weed and sat on the couch! Fuckin insane.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Jerked off on acid for the first time today. 10/10