Happy times friends 2014, the year that was was.

2014 the year I found the darknet markets. Never looking back to getting sold salt instead of Meth. Waiting in mc Donald's car park for 3 hours. Faggot says he is 5 minutes away. Then he makes you drive somewhere else.cause his paranoid.. Some other kunt takes my money and says he has to get it out of his car. Doesn't come back. Thanks nelson_Muntz, Marcel ketman,superedrugs, Toyota, Saint symbiosis, constellations. You guys rock. Being in Australia, the drugs are shit and expensive. I can bypass those useless fuck and get some quality drugs, customer service at greats prices! Thank you Mr postman for delivering my shit. My life is fun and fantastic!

It's my body, my choices. I'm a 33 year old man. Alcohol turns me.into a horrible person. Drugs don't.

My only dilemma now is that my friends can't get good drugs, so I always get them. But I threw out my Meth pipe and I've had a gram (thanks Ronald Reagan) that I haven't touched it yet. I can fight the meth addiction. I can tame that beast.

Im goanna do a triathlon next year, running alot, got a gf. I love kite surfing and cycling. That time I farted when my friend was having a whip it and he got mad cause I ruined it. That time I took a shit in the street cause meth makes me so shitty. Had to use my socks to wipe it, some.random dudes in the car waiting for me.. So paranoid I'd smell like shit. But luckily my shit don't stink. Bon Jovi wrote a song about me - bed of roses.

Take care guys and use in moderation.

Get a dog up ya!

Moist axe wound is one of my favourite word combos Either that or finger blasting, or 2 in the pink, one in the stink.

can't find a hole, poke a role.

Incest is the best put your sister to the test.

How do you tell your dad's gay? His dick taste like shit.

I suggest you guys take mxe and watch movies, like speed racer, Lego.movie, great Gatsby


Comments


[2 Points] D-U-WHY:

Ahhh meth


[1 Points] None:

my shit don't stink

Suuuuuure


[1 Points] pinkprincess1:

You're high right now aintcha?


[1 Points] None:

Ronald Reagan's meth is god awful.


[0 Points] None:

Yeah ... I'm sure meth turns you into a great person.