0.5g PURE FISHSCALE COCAINE FROM UNCUTKING *FAST SHIPPING*

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: uncutking
Product/s reviewed: 0.5g PURE FISHSCALE COCAINE FROM UNCUTKING FAST SHIPPING
International?: (list countries) no, US
Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) no
Price before shipping: $16
Shipping cost: $6.45
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[x]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[x]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[x]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[x]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (10x4 for 40%)

I gotta tell you, the state of the cocaine game on the markets for domestic US is absolutely pathetic. Every single listing is "90+% Peruvian" this or "Completely Uncut Pure Bolivian" that and it is ALL garbage and this guy uncutking is no different. This order was terrible, his listing was for "SPECIAL LIMITED OFFER*** 0.5 PURE FISHSCALE COCAINE FOR ONLY 16 USD!!!!!!!" and it came out to $22.45. Well, he is a new vendor and it reads as a sample for some uncut fire product to gain good reviews so I'm thinking to myself "Is this it? Have I finally found a domestic vendor that is actually slanging fire product domestically and can I be lucky enough to grab an almost free half gram of "uncut PURE FISHSCALE COKE straight from the mountains of Peru." as he calls it?" The answer is "NO." I place my order. It arrives 4 days later in a priority envelope in a tiny ziplock bag with a visual layer. No way to mask the smell. My first thought was "Oh shit, that could've gone bad but looks like I dodged a bullet." and made a note not to order again from him based on the fact that there was no MBB or vac seal. I was hoping that at least the product would be fire to help make up for the irresponsible stealth. I crack open the bag and smell it. Almost no smell. Already it's not looking good. I weigh it and its a point over and I lick the bag. Tastes bad. Definitely tastes cut but my mouth did get numb. I bust out a line. It tasted disgusting, didn't burn too much but it was definitely cut to shit. I did the .6 in about 2 hours and barely felt anything. I contemplated throwing it away as it was useless to bust and I wasn't sure what I was actually busting but I was sure it wasn't coke. After the bag was gone I went through a pretty bad withdrawl that I don't get from good coke and the next day my nose was pretty messed up. This was terrible coke and I will never order from him again. I believe most of his other orders are made from him because all of his feedback is bullshit. Same old bullshit that the markets are saturated with when it comes to cocaine.


Comments


[25 Points] NashHarvey:

Another vendor to never order Coke from is Senator on Nucleus. I can tell you now that my nose is producing embryonic fluid like from a fucking laboring vagina


[20 Points] None:

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[14 Points] uncutking1:

Hi everybody. I am uncutking and I want to tell you all, this is a fake review, made by competition. Please feel free to check my feedback on AB and other reviews about me on reddit, submitted by my customers. Please take note that this guy here didn't even place a negative feedback on AB for me. I am a brand new vendor and I am not ashamed of this. What I do know is that I sell one of the best quality products you can find on DNM. If someone believes I pay 1000 USD per week to promote my adverts on AB to sell trash or to cheat on somebody, that means we are all sick. My promo on coke was cheap because I wanted people to check me out. I sell 0.5g FS cocaine for 45 USD shipping aside and I made it half with shipping included, so that's why the cheap price. Not because my product is cheap ! Best regards to you people! Uncutking


[6 Points] None:

You had a comedown, not withdrawal from a single session lol


[6 Points] Paul_Walkerr:

forgot to mention it was on alphabay


[5 Points] darktriaddd:

LeftCoastENV has some good shit. VisionaryConvenience if you can stomach ordering from Canada. Narco also tested clean.

Check the Avengers Forum for recent test results


[6 Points] buddders:

I mean what did you really expect for $16... Even if it is an offer, that is too cheap


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] greenplvnt:

Hmm guess until someone gets his gear tested we will stay away from this one. Thanks for the review!


[2 Points] zaidenn:

Shill review, 3 days old, only post, uncutking has had several other reviews on reddit claiming good product, and his reviews on alphabay prove it.


[1 Points] schwillynelson89:

fuck these cheap schemy fucks. tired of these cucks sellin cut-to-shit products. bad business.


[1 Points] pluralofmongeeses:

This. I don't care WHAT anyone says about any other vendor. By the time everyone gets on the bandwagon, the pure stuff is gone and you wind up with shit off the DNM in the way of coke.


[1 Points] None:

You continue to do the entire bag after you realize that the product is extremely cut?


[1 Points] allIwantisanopinion:

The first mistake was expecting a dealer to sell you a HALF GRAM of uncut for 16$. Nobody sells that tiny of a quantity uncut. UNCUT, like straight out of the jungle, a half gram, like what nigs sell on street corners, and 16$, the cost of a crack rock I would imagine. And you saw no red flags?