Im Dreaming of a white Christ-mas / Just me some hookers and some blow / where the coke rocks glisten / and my dealer listened /and brought me some kind buds with the blow!
I'm dreaming of a white Christ-mas / with every splif and joint I light / may your sack weigh heavy, not light / and may all your Christmases be white!
I'm dreaming of a white Christ-mas / every line I snort feels right/ maybe I'll try a speedball tonight / and may all your Christmases be white!
Lol pretty funny