[Vendor/MarketInquiry] The sperm of an alpha male

I offer a premium service, one not yet seen. I am a 6'2, white, handsome, athletic male humanoid with a big cock.

Clearly women want babies of the highest pedigree. I offer my services to you. Millions of sperm cells, delivered to your door, for a modest amount of virtual buttcoins. Clearly I have the market cornered and will be the biggest supplier. I have the capacity to supply up to 10 women in a 24 hour period.

What say you, lowly working class peasant of the lowest social caste?


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[8 Points] gwern:

I dunno, you say all that but all that proves is that you know how to type. How do I know I'm getting any quality control or verification of alpha and sperm qualities here, like a legit sperm bank would do?


[7 Points] freelancd:

AI'd, will update in 9 months


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[3 Points] twalker11:

Hell I'll send Ya a bag of cum if ya gonna pay and we can do escrow.


[2 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

How do we know said sperm is from a legit alpha male and not, say, repackaged bull semen? What's your guarantee if its use doesn't result in my girlfriend becoming pregnant? Also, can you provide recent Energy Control testing results proving the sperm count?

Edit: One more thing... Does it come with a free turkey baster if I FE?


[1 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

The simpson's already did it. I send my samples in a tube sock along with a video of me filling said sock.


[1 Points] wrongday2stopdrnking:

Vouch?