We definitely need someone to write some fanfiction with AlpraKing The Uncaught Kingpin and Tranquillus, Sandmaster.
Where are all the quality shitposters?
AlpraKing and Tranquillus fanfiction; Make it happen!
We definitely need someone to write some fanfiction with AlpraKing The Uncaught Kingpin and Tranquillus, Sandmaster.
Where are all the quality shitposters?
[15 Points] layschips13:
[2 Points] None:
quality shitposters
One of these things is not like the other
[4 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:
BTW....Story line needs more METH....Bahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
[2 Points] Rustynutz42:
It was a warm Sunday evening. The smell of spring was in the air. As I sneak in the back door of AKs trailer to watch him him sleep I notice the slightest year rolling down his cheek as if were a juniper wet with dew. I proceed to lick said tear rolling down his alabaster cheek, the taste of Alp fills my taste buds 4mg+. I then proceed to premature ejaculate in my superman skivvies, and leave.
[1 Points] hustlebackwards:
Winter was coming to an end in Canada, young and old alike longed to frolic in the velvety sands Wasaga Beach in Ontario. The long winter and harsh winds ate away at their will to live, but the hope of once again playing in the sands of Wasaga was the glimmer of hope Canada needed to make it through this terrible cold. No one had been to the beach in months, no one suspected another massacre like Grand Beach in Manitoba.
The humble citizens of Canada had faith in their government, as countless press conferences promising change and new strategies to combat the thievery. They knew Justin Trudeau would never let another national treasure be harvested for the most valuable Canadian resource of all; sand.
What the naïve citizens didn’t realize however, was that there is no sand in the world quite like Canadian sand. They knew not of the price it could fetch on the black market, they were oblivious to its potency and calming nature when pressed into the shape of pills and ingested by the morbidly obese American people.
Only one Canadian knew its true power, Barbarossa. Some say hes a legend, others claim hes villainous scum. He would tell you he was merely a man of the free market, nothing more. He didn’t want fame, he didn’t expect Americans to parade through the streets praising him. He only wanted to help those in need, and he knew the only people who go to beaches are fucking losers.
To be continued…
[0 Points] OlympusXans:
You mean Barbaorssa aka Bobafet aka...
[0 Points] BFCDNM:
I just got a new laptop that folds into a tablet with a 10-point touch screen, so maybe I should give some AK comics a shot lol
I'll have to think up some content though, hmmm
[0 Points] WightOut:
LMFAO WE NEED A XANAX COMIC SERIES
Tranq raids AK operation armed with the finest of pocket sand
Someone keep the story going