[Vendor Review] GreenLeafLabs - 1g Fire OG crumble, 2g Blue City Diesel crumble, and 1oz of mixed trim.

Has anyone ever picked a vendor based on the numerical score some stranger gave them on the internet? No? Then I'm not going to use the scale. It's meaningless and I'm just too high to be bothered with that shit right now.

TL;DR: GreenLeafLabs is legit as shit. OP writes wayyyy too much when he gets baked.

Shipping: I ordered three items with Green Leaf Labs. He confirmed the order almost immediately after I purchased the first item (the ounce of trim), and thanks to a delay caused by me being 93 cents short for the rest, he didn't get the whole order together and didn't realize I meant to combine shipping. I included a note with the second part of the order and even though the first half had already shipped he sent the second at no cost with absolutely no hassle.

The items did process for a day or two before shipping, but if you look at the amount of feedback that gets added every day it's easy to see why. It states very clearly that this will be the case in his vendor profile, so I can't complain about the time at all. The trim arrived 24 hours after it was marked shipped, so he may actually be shipping faster than he marks it, too.

Stealth: Just fine. The outside of his box is as inconspicuous as it could possibly be and he even put an extra touch to the packaging that added to its outward legitimacy. It could have used a piece of tape on one end, though. Internal stealth passes on all the usual criteria.

THE PRODUCTS

Holy shit. I've dealt with a number of great vendors over the darknet, but this is all the best product I've gotten so far. Everything I ordered surpassed my expectations.

2g Blue Diesel crumble - $75 AND 1g Fire OG crumble - $48

Fire OG - http://i.imgur.com/EBhhc4e.jpg

Fire OG weighed -- http://i.imgur.com/Iz5SnoA.jpg

Blue Diesel -- http://i.imgur.com/2i9UVlB.jpg

Blue Diesel weighed -- http://i.imgur.com/blsSQlg.jpg

I'll review these together since I have only had them a day and they're pretty similar. I've ordered from a lot of concentrate vendors, and this is far and away the best quality I've gotten. It's also better than the vast majority of dispensary products I've tried.

These smell like pineapples that actually grow on pine trees. As soon as I got to the parchment the smell was intoxicating. The Fire OG smells fruitier and the BD smells skunkier, but they are both absolutely incredible smelling. I'm pretty much huffing my crumble at this point because it smells so good and I can't stop picking it up to smell it.

The pictures are what the crumble looks like after sitting out on a humid 90 degree day after being delivered during a long stretch of the same. It didn't melt at all and it's VERY crumbly. Like, to the point where it's a real challenge to get it to stick to the dabber without accidentally crushing it into powder.

They are both blond in color, particularly the Fire OG, which is more cream colored than yellow or brown. Honestly I've never seen anything like it -- it's beautiful.

They are both extremely potent and taste 100% clean. I sprinkled some of the powder from a chunk of BD in a joint and it burned perfectly.

Both arrived overweight, as pictured.

THE TRIM -- 1oz for $36

Dark pic

Bright pic

Its true color is somewhere in the middle. Hard to capture.

Make fun all you want, but I'm as excited about this trim as anything else I got. I got it a couple days before the rest, and in that time I've found that it was exactly what I was after.

First of all, yes, I bought this intending to smoke it. And to answer that question, yes, it is perfectly smokeable.

Other questions:

--Does it taste a little like dirt?

--Is the color appealing?

--Is it bricked to shit when you open it?

--Stems? Seeds?

--So, I'm planning on ordering this with the expectation that it will be every bit as good as the top shelf bud that sells for literally ten times more. Good plan, right?

My experience with GLL was probably among the best I've had on the DNM so far. Everything I got was generously overweight and far surpassed the quality you'll find elsewhere for the same price.


Comments


[5 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

Also just worth pointing out that he is on Agora and is a full escrow vendor. I actually feel kind of bad that the bitcoin for the wax is still sitting in escrow and I can't release it.


[3 Points] opiatesownme:

gotta love them mid/shake blunts... would never roll my good shit in em' unless it was a special occasion.


[2 Points] UndefinedExperience:

Although that trim doesn't look like it is from high grade it is well worth the money. I see buds, even at reggie prices that is a steal for 36 an ounce, you cant get an ounce of mids for that anywhere cept 1970.


[2 Points] ThrowThatAwayAT:

He is also on MEM, and have actually messaged him today as some void needs to be filled with several concentrate vendors no longer vending..

the wax looks yummy, cant wait to see what he can offer me, as Id love to make him my new go to...

thanks for this OP!


[1 Points] loveisrealnfa:

Nice concentrate and I think the trim is a steal at that price. Would make at least a few dozen potent edibles. Seems like a great vendor I'll have to grab some wax and trim soon. Th anks for the review


[1 Points] SlowlyVA:

Is the og what others call wax and do you just sprinkle some in your blunt?


[1 Points] hog_master:

Shit looks fire!!

Good review man, excellent info and pictures.

Must be that fire :)


[1 Points] pt_LeslieDancer:

I can confirm his blue diesel crumble is the truth, 1 g lasted me a really long time. Some of the cleanest crumble I've ever had..

Crumble over shatter any day. Unless you have an amazing artisan shatter maker. The higher purging times, sometimes results in a sticky and unstable slab, other times you break it and it shatters into annoying thin shards..stable crumble can be picked up by hand and loaded into a pen and its way more terpy IMO


[0 Points] Harvardnigga:

reeks of shill