Vendor Review- GreenLeafLabs - All Strains and general cannabis quality on dnm discussion

I try not to post on reddit and keep to myself, but i made a throwaway just to write this review. I have had history with some vendors, where I was happy with their product or service..but nothing that I would take the time to post about it. I just want to start out letting you know that I have probably went through a little shy of 10 vendors from small ones, and alot of the bigger guys (cannaXpress, budcentral, etc..)

I have been getting the same problem constantly. Usually its good quality, but horrible manicure and almost always horrible nute burn. (yellowing tips, zero smell) always advertised like AAAAA+++ top shelf..

There is a lack of good review threads for cannabis, other than GLL reviews..also an abundance of " i got ripped off, late shipper, etc" so I figured I could spare some the money and aggravation I had finding the right vendor.

Also feel free to ask me any questions or discuss any vendor that stands out in some way, good or bad...I feel like this is good for the market in general, and reduces scammers.

Green Leaf Labs- Shipping is incredible, I've received delivery 2 days after ordering sometimes. Communication is incredible, GLL always answers me. When I have a special request, my directions are always followed to a T. I've noticed GLL switched to a thicker mylar, now its the standard thickness most vendors use. Always extra vac sealer bags. Just great service all the way around. To me that's what separates GLL from other vendors, who take forever to ship and promise same day processing. I like that if I need to give important instructions, GLL will get my message.

EACH BATCH OF STRAINS WILL BE ADDED TO REPLY, SO MOST RECENT REVIEWS WILL BE AT BOTTOM Reviewed : Pineapple Express (x2), Jack Frost, Platinum OG Kush, Berry OG Kush Coming Soon : Blue Diesel Crumble (Wax/BHO)

Pineapple Express (220/oz)

I didn't expect this one to be top shelf because he has it listed as AA, but this was some sugary shit. Totally frosted, light green..perfectly cured. I noticed the two strains I got didn't have as much hairs as I was used to. Much better bag appeal than I would expect from picture. It definitely blew away anything I got from cannxpress or budcentral, both had way too generous high res photos, where GLLs product is better than his pictures...overall really sexy nugs..the taste is unbelievably strong distinct pineapple/sugary tropical fruit flavor..I was really taken back..definitely the best quality i've received on dnm so far. I have to give it a 5/5..Not saying this is best bud on dnm, but for me its the best I've had and also very inexpensive. 200/ oz is a great value. people would beg to give you $60 an 8th for this by me

Jack Frost (220/oz)

I really enjoyed this one. Reeks of berry and smoke is really sweet on the exhale. Perfect trim, really rich green with a little purple, large buds. I like it slightly more than the pineapple, just because I need my indica more than I need sativa, awesome for chronic pain..a little heavy, but doesn't knock me out but then again I eat deca dose cheeba chews weekly (if that gives you an idea on tolerance). This one has a little more bag appeal nugs are very uniform and perfect looking. Trichomes looked really cloudy under 60x magnification, just starting to show amber looks like it was pulled, dried, and manicured with care.

Pineapple Express (200/oz)

Appearance: When I purchased this one, it was the only strain left, GLL must have been restocking. This PE looked more of an indica dom phenotype, the nugs were huge much bigger and more dense than the previous batch..also, much more of an earthy skunk than the sweet pineapple smell of previous. I had two separate bags, one was covered in long red hairs with a great calyx/leaf ratio. The other was very dense as well, but very little hairs. The trim was a small step down from the perfect manicure I previously received. Overall, this was high quality greenhouse..definitely a good smoke and my friends all seemed to be very pleased.

Effect:Still had that one-of-a-kind pineapple express visual trippy scope on the effect scale, but I personally noticed a nice body euphoria which is great for being active outdoors. That indica comfort feeling is a nice bonus. I am not sure if it was because I went for AA grade instead of the usual AAA, but this phenotype didn't have the cerebral intensity.

Overall this was a solid buy for me, not as exciting as the AAA, but definitely stands up to 250/oz hydro I've gotten elsewhere.

Feel free to comment on any vendor, please keep it cannabis related. I will also be reviewing all vendors I have every ordered from in brief detail when I have time.

Edit: I also wanted to note that GLL says processing time can take up to 3 days...most vendors do take 3 days, but they say they ship daily..in my experience atleast. Getting mine processed in a few hours was confidence booster for me, just an honesty factor. Thought that deserves a mention I think more vendors need to be realistic about processing

Also, I will not be posting pictures, I haven't found a safe way without using clearnet..If you really want to see one send me a pm and id send a self destructing ...just check his listings his pics are really accurate https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2761dt/discouraging_the_usage_of_imgur_and_what/


Comments


[1 Points] Crackaboo420:

Does he have free shipping? Cuz I know he does offer shipping for $7 but don't know if that's faster shipping or his standard. Thanks!


[1 Points] yeahmynameisbrian:

fuckkkk I wish I would have ordered the pineapple express now! just an FYI you should be using your normal Reddit account to post this, we can't know it's a legit review from a throwaway, but if you're concerned about that than I guess there's no choice.

Anyways, I ordered his chemdawg, I hope to receive it at least by Friday. I have his grape ape and it's amazing, but it makes me too tired. I ordered a sativa-dominant strain from another vendor to fix that, I don't remember what chemdawg is.


[1 Points] pt_LeslieDancer:

shipping is $7, but if you have more than one item in you can do a free combined shipping so you only pay the $7 once and yes its priority

ps...sorry im slacking on this review, but i promise i wont abandon you guys ...i was going through same thing before i found GLL..also wanted to say skunk pharma looks promising, but havent ordered..and been meaning to try adventuretime but hes been on vacation a while..any info on them would be great

and about the throwaway, yeah i figured i may have people questioning the integrity of my review..but i have no agenda and ill be checking this thread frequently if there is any questions...if you want to PM maybe we probably have had same vendor at some point and ill tell you my experience if its similar to yours, it may make you feel better about trusting my review..thats one idea

definitely question every review, thats always good advice


[1 Points] Cum4Me666:

This is funny.


[1 Points] Crackaboo420:

Awesome


[1 Points] GreenLeafLabs:

Thanks for the good honest review mate!


[1 Points] zebraball5:

Do you have any pictures to back up the review?


[1 Points] pt_LeslieDancer:

Platinum OG Kush (260/oz)

Appearance : I have to start out by saying this is the frostiest bud I've ever seen. I knew the extra $60 for the oz meant it was going to be something special. Right off the bat, I noticed the physical traits of Master Kush, the really sugary appearance and the abundance of huge dark orange hairs all over. The nugs form in beautiful round clusters of open flower like OG Kush. I couldn't even see inside the trichome heads with a 60x microscope, because there was such a thick coating of trichomes, you can't tell where one starts and the other begins. Was able to see milky white layer over the entire bud, so I know it was harvested at the right time. Even under 10x and the naked eye you could see trichomes, this is my new favorite strain! It looks so healthy, you have to love the kush family such a hardy bunch of plants, very forgiving to grow.

Bag appeal is insane, no signs of nitrogen deficiency/ nute burn. Trim is a 4.5/5 there was a tiny bit of sweet leaf that must've gotten through, but most vendors don't trim at all and you end up losing 1/4 of your weight. So this was a no brainer for me, best deal I found on dnm.

Effects/Smoke: I personally feel that Platinum OG reeks of kerosene soaked carrots if that makes any sense. Taste is the same as smell + 1,000. What really separates this strain from others is the high. This has to be my favorite high. I get a really active head high much like Green Crack, and Pineapple Express..but it comes with an extremely pleasant body numbing euphoria. The cure is absolutely perfect, I can take a million bong rips without coughing, joints burn perfect with a really thick smooth gentle smoke. The potency is off the charts, I wish I had a GC/MS for this, I'd love to see the percentage breakdown. It is an amazing strain for medicating and the quality gives you the high you can only attain from growing your own. I take this over dispensary any day of the week.

Overall, I have to recommend this one to anyone. A friend offered me 130 for a quarter after smoking it. This is the bud I've been looking for when I decided to shop dnms.