Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[22 Points] FecalPostingNutsack:

I tried to act as if I was smooth as silk. Am I fucked?


[9 Points] None:

When is my dad coming back from the store? It's been 84 years


[5 Points] Nick246:

I am looking for animal seamen. Its for a...uh..project. Do they sell that? Can the source of the animal be verified? If I wanted man spooge I can make a ton of that.


[5 Points] None:

Can anyone please tell me why mommy & daddy are getting a divorce?????


[3 Points] Oopsieshaha:

How do I ask a question


[3 Points] None:

Is Nelson Muntz still around?


[3 Points] None:

Is it just me or are there literally NO amph sulfate vendors in America right now?


[3 Points] HeavensGuard1an:

What happened to any paper writing services? Finals are approaching!


[3 Points] idontbuydrugs:

why is there no fucking vendor search function on dream market?


[2 Points] YesterdayOrTomorrow:

I've been searching for best practices when managing my identit(y/ies) and I haven't had luck finding the answers to my questions, and I'm having trouble figuring out which might be best on my own. Any thoughts would be appreciated.

Do you set up a single PGP key pair and use that accross all sites? Or do you have a separate PGP Key per Site? Per Vendor?

Similarly with signing your messages. As a buyer, would I sign my messages? If so, does the name and/or email matter? Perhaps use the Username on the market and the anonymous email I'm using for the transaction?

I'm having a hard time gauging the threat of linking identities across the dark web, versus my real world identity. It seems that if I use the same Public PGP key across markets for instance, if a vendor is compromised and has it accessable to LE, that could be used to identify my activity on another market.


[2 Points] dansdeacon:

het guys, I realized a couple other questions I had if anyone can help me understand.

So I've read here a bunch to definitely do escrow, never FE. That means mulitsig, right? Like, when someone says escrow that's what they mean?

I'm kind of confused because I thought for most markets, you have a wallet on that site, so the money is kind of in the hands of that market now. But then how do you do multisig? Does the DNM wallet support that? Because at that point I'm done with Electrum or whatever I use, right?

thank you!


[2 Points] SSJ4Dude:

How did everyone feel making their first purchase?

I remember ordering for the first time and being scared as fuck haha like scoring when I was young. I mean everyone has to be kinda scared their first time right? No one starts off as a pro. Also how many people who used SR1 still use DNM after it got closed?

Just curious.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] burner1724:

Serious question,

I'm in Colorado and I was wondering if I should even fuck with ordering weed. I can get it 100-150 which is par or cheaper than most vendors. I was wondering if the quality would make it all worth it. Because I'd definitely order of I could get some really great shit, but if it's on par with the shit I can get here why bother?


[1 Points] SuperMengBoy:

My persistent volume usb nuked itself, had all my passwords. This happened to anyone else?


[1 Points] Smooth-Monkey:

I've been trying to find a thread with a list of different vendors and their % purity of MDMA. Could someone point me in the right direction?


[1 Points] newyorkreallysucks:

Why can't I ever find adderall or any kind of amph in the Weekly Deals?


[1 Points] BudzNStuff:

I'm a vendor only on Dream Market. What market should I sell on next?


[1 Points] jesuslovesdabs:

Here's my moronic Q: last week the day before nucleus went down I had a vendor mark my order as shipped. I haven't got it yet so I'm asking is it possible to ship a order and then cancel at the post office after its shipped already


[1 Points] newyorkreallysucks:

How does ordering pills domestic USA compare to ordering powder or tabs?


[1 Points] rojopantelones:

Am I gay? Should I die?


[1 Points] samweeks123:

what is currently the best market for someone in the uk to buy drugs?


[1 Points] undeadhead420:

why cant i stop selling drugs


[1 Points] ModernMolecule:

Currently, I use Alphabay and DHL as my main sources for buying. As I have been reading more and more on here it sounds like I should drop alpha bay. I assumed most vendors are vendors on all of the different markets, so prices are relatively the same throughout right? I guess my question is what is the safest market with the best prices if the prices are different per market. I know that no market is safe from exit scams, but just wondering what my best bet is.


[1 Points] None:

Porn. It's a love/hate kinda thing. Might go well with coke. Who's with me here?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] thecheat420:

I had a package that was supposed to be delivered today, it went out for delivery but wasn't with the rest of the mail. I checked the tracking again and it says "Alert: Your item was undeliverable as addressed at 4:59 pm on April 18, 2016 It is being returned if appropriate information is available." Does that mean it's being returned to the return address or to the post office for redelivery?


[1 Points] CanIbuyStealthHere:

What sort of stealth do people use for shipping cocaine inside the US? generic answers are fine just need an idea (vac seal? mbb? in a non bulky letter as opposed to a package?) any advice helps. I sell pills right now but those don't require the same level of stealth and since I'm a vendor I would rather shy away from ordering packs myself to check out stealth, especially since I don't use coke.


[1 Points] CarterDishman:

What is #4? I've seen a few people say they have some street #4, I think it may be H, am I right?


[1 Points] random1471:

If you don't tumble your bitcoins, can LE (theoretically, I know they wouldn't do this for every single transaction) just follow the bitcoin transfers back to where you bought them which might be linked to your bank/name (or if it's localbitcoins, get them to release the information)?


[1 Points] BigFatCat_DNM:

Did I just fuck up by withdrawing to the same electrum address twice in a row? I googled before I did so to make sure there wouldn't be a problem and saw nothing. Now I'm a little worried. The market is DHL, which I've had take like 8 hours before.


[1 Points] dreamaka:

LSD blotters between the pages of a book in checked luggage intercontinental flight? LSD blotters between receipts in wallet?


[1 Points] dansdeacon:

Hi, when I create an Electrum wallet, it asks if I want to connect to a server automatically or manually. I chose auto because I don't know what's going on, but what's the difference and is it a bad choice? thank you.


[1 Points] None:

Do any vendors accept nudes for goods?