My roommate thinks I constantly order sex toys -- very funny, DNM vendors

Two DNM vendors I deal with somewhat frequently have started using stealth that makes their products appear to be sex toys. It's pretty obvious that the package contains a sex toy from the outside, without even opening the package. My suitemate, who is my age but a very conservative Christian girl, is incredibly awkward around me now (I am also female). We share a post box for our apartment so we see the other's letters, etc. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure she will NEVER accidentally open one of those packages.

Kudos to those vendors for clever stealth, I guess. Must be fun getting those packages for any teens on here who live with their parents...


Comments


[73 Points] None:

lol imagine the mind of that christian, rigid, girl; praying for her roommate's soul because she sins way too much hahah

At least she doesnt know what you actually get in your packages. That might get a priest and an exorcism crew to your house lol


[37 Points] Theeconomist1:

Yeah I'm not a fan of the porn or sex toy stealth. It can be counterproductive. Say if you are a married man and receive a video titled "big black asses" (which I did from one vendor), that prob isn't fun to explain. I'd prob just admit it's drugs. lol. A sex toy would also be problematic if not being used on said partner.

Id rather the decoy be benign. Just something fucking boring. Like a bad movie or stuffed animal or some shit.


[36 Points] ForLol_Serious:

You know how you can send a potato through the mail by putting a stamp and address on it, I wonder if it would work with one of those giant black dildos.


[12 Points] throwdnmawayplz:

Hahaha! That is actually kind of smart, people will feel more awkward about your package and not look at it too close, just get it moving! Hahah.


[7 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

What are these vendors concealing inside the sex toys?

smaller sex toys?

How have you been disposing of them? Or do you keep them around? You know, in a totemistic sort of way? A conversation starter, if you will...

I bet you've given them all names.


[8 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

I have gotten the sex toy stealth from a way way old vendor on BlackBank. I wasnt really happy with it. My mail goes through another persons hands before it ends up in mine. I dont think I ever made another order with that vendor because of it.


[5 Points] zebraball5:

Well now you know she probably won't ever touch your packages


[2 Points] IDontSellXanniesNoMo:

God, I hope this never happens to me. I would get the pack opened or thrown out if some shit like this arrived.

Any vendor who does this is really retarded


[3 Points] yayapfool:

That's actually a great system- If you're worried about receiving a sex toy (teen living with parents), you probably shouldn't be ordering drugs!


[3 Points] None:

Let us not reveal too many secrets now.


[2 Points] bathwaterlaps:

That sounds like potentially terrible stealth to me.


[2 Points] kralleo:

why dont you just tell her what is inside?


[2 Points] sound_effect1999:

Just hope she doesn't hope she doesn't get curious one day and opens one to see what all the fuss is about. She might what to try out the 18in double headed dildo.


[2 Points] None:

Why not just hide the drugs inside a pocket pussy? Not like one can safely and/or happily have some sexual frollicing fun while on drugs these days anyways! For those ordering meth, they might want to pay the extra penny for an extra love tube.


[2 Points] fjsdfjskldfthrowaway:

that sounds dumb as hell. if these are domestic orders why arent they just coming in tracked business mailers with heavy paper outer layer and MBB and vaccuum seal.... the need for a fake decoy screaming porn porn porn is simply a vendor with too much time on their hands. id be pissed if i ordered something and it came in a fucking adult store box or something stupid considering most of these places ship super discreetly in the first place.


[2 Points] NunaBizness:

I had some asshole put a return address as a attorney's office. That certainly raised some questions from my roomates.


[1 Points] BCDirect_is_a_scam:

I know someone who need better shipping.


[1 Points] bobbiggs69:

I can hear you now, "I promise, it's drugs. Really..."


[1 Points] AcaciaBlue:

Funny story and nice (customized?) stealth but how the hell do you live with someone like that when you are someone who posts here??


[1 Points] FrozenMCVegetableCok:

Google gnfos Best video decoy ever and they'll never want to even ask you why it got mailed to you. (it's extremely non politically correct, not like welsh farmer porn or anything.


[-12 Points] trickricksick:

who deos this lol pm me