Post Office? Help Me

I told my church that I got drugs in the mail. Can they tell the post office on me and cause problems for future orders?


Comments


[15 Points] finallyadecentpic:

jokes on you, god already knew


[8 Points] ShadowClones:

So you told your church you order drugs in the mail, but you plan on ordering more drugs in the mail. I literally feel bad for you, you're so god damn stupid.


[4 Points] None:

god sees it when you masturbate, too.


[1 Points] None:

A lot more could go wrong besides that. Why tell anyone???


[1 Points] BravelyDefault22:

Has this ever happened to anyone where a concerned friend informed the post office?


[1 Points] MDMangel:

Why in the hell would you do something so stupid!?!?

Plus I hate to be the one to ruin Christmas and all, but God's not real...


[1 Points] Collegestu14:

What in the fuck? Just remove urself from life completely


[1 Points] angerycat:

The church is the most untrustworthy, manipulative and down right shitty organization.. stay well clear.


[1 Points] iamunlimited:

Hahaha divine intervention


[1 Points] 9hazy9:

Just say twenty Hail Mary(Jane)'s and you'll be fine