r/Aluminary12-Hey fuck face, I ordered a package off you and received a dildo(8.5in), which, my dad found, and now he thinks I anal blast myself at night. he tells me still loves me even though I'm different, and i like solid objects penetrating my asshole, can you imagine that conversation, you fuck. So, you're going to refund me or send me what i paid for, or I'll find You, take the rubber cock you sent, and best you till you're barely conscious and abuse every orifice on your body till your heart gives out. Please, test me you prick, I'll be waiting to hear from You. - bExodus
Maybe.... don't order drugs to your parents house? Your dad sounds like a cool dude and you are exposing him to compromise and yet the biggest thing you are worried about is your embarrasment. Take some time to re-assess your priorities.