This isn't from a DNM, but I ordered a good amount of poppy seeds. USPS marked it delivered on my front porch. My other mail was here today and the pack isn't on my porch, so some asshole definitely stole it. I've been waiting all week for it.
The only thing that has ever given me contentment and happiness in my entire life is this plant, so it being stolen is like my heart being ripped out of my chest.
Has this ever happened to you? Do you think USPS will refund me for this...? Opium poppy seeds are technically legal for baking and gardening.
Edit: Thanks for your sympathy guys. I'm somewhat of an atheist, but I admit that a miracle happened. My neighbor knocked on my door and gave me my package. My face lit up brighter than any Christmas tree you've seen. I also forgive USPS for their mistakes. :D
But if ya have stories about stolen mail, please tell them.
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