Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[4 Points] None:

My throat hurts


[4 Points] PolyHigh09:

Do you guys think this lump on my ass hole is cancer or just a hemorrhoid? Pics to be uploaded later! Thanks guys


[3 Points] -gimmebrains-:

If a market's down for a few hours, they're exit scamming right???


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] DixieIDs:

My Post lol


[2 Points] justchuckteslam8:

I dun goof'd, ordered a couple things without a postal code. Both orders domestic. One of them was marked as shipped Friday, May 20 (untracked domestic), from AB, and I have yet to receive it. This one is an escrow and autofinalizes in 7 days.

The second was ordered Tuesday, May 24 (express tracked domestic), from DHL, and I also have yet to receive it. This one was FE.

Should I be worried about this?


[2 Points] awwdamnIfuckeditup:

I just accidentally sent about 0.05 BTC straight to the darknet without passing through Electrum or a tumbler. Am I gonna lose my Coinbase account, now? ._.


[1 Points] None:

What's everyone's current experience with Canadian shipping times? My last order was 11 days so not terrible. I just placed another last night to restock since supplying a local festival left my dry.


[1 Points] fuckmepelican:

Ordered through escrow on DHL, vendor accepted order, now there's no time limit showing, is everything fine?


[1 Points] nighdentity481:

New to this darkmarket stuff. Not totally comfortable with having goods sent to my real name and address. Paranoia, or do people use re-mailer services?


[1 Points] trynagetdemxtras:

How do you finalize early on Alpha Bay? I'm used to Dream Market where there's a big ass Finalize Early button, only on AB for /u/Alpraking


[1 Points] Speaking_Primate:

New to the DNM, Should I use my real name on my package or do you guys just come up with a name?


[1 Points] brandelyn_:

I'm relatively new to the DNM. I was using RCs but decided to go for the real thing. Trouble is, I'm having some issues locating powdered forms, Every site I browse through is selling ridiculously expensive caps/tabs. For the record, I'm looking for benzos that I can dissolve in Proprylne Glycol for accurate measurement, I'm also interested in something stronger than 4F-MPH, it didn't really do much for me.

Any advice? Specific vendors aren't necessary, just point me in the right direction. Thanks in advance