Bodypacking Safety EU to USA

How likely is someone to get caught by the swallowing method (yeah yeah i know, gross, and yeah yeah i know, baggies explode and you die, and yeah yeah i know, just do it by mail)? I know they need an xray to detect. But how often does one get pulled aside for one if they have no other contraband and no criminal record?

Further, how easy is it for an american to anonymously mail a package back home from eu countries?

Thank you.


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[16 Points] Lyzergic:

it actually realy fucking hard for an American to anonymously mail a package back home from eu countries....

Some places no one speaks English. Unless you speak Dutch or German or Swiss or any one other EU language like a local, good fucking luck. I had a hard time find a fucking stamp. They WILL ask you for ID when you try to mail something. They WILL look very hard at the ID, and if your American they WILL scan the ID into the computer. They getting better and better at telling Fake IDs from real ones, so you better get your shit together. You'll look like a huge idiot walking up to the counter showing a EU ID and telling them you don't speak any of that language. And if you do, You best hope you conversationally fluent because when they ask "do you want the 1 EURO or 2 EURO stamp" or "Do you want to send this out 'registered mail' with tracking or do you want a stamp.?"

saying "Yes" will not work. They will look at you and then look at the kilo of MDMA and say wow these Americans are stupid AF. One thing mail ppl in EU hate (other than other Europeans sending drugs through the post) is when Americans try to send European drugs through European post. You will get you ass handed back to you.

AND swallowing is a horrible idea unless you really know what the fuck your doing. You can't eat ANYTHING and you best hope you wrap every single pellet really really well, just one breaking open will give you up on the spot. The flight attendants are given very very particular instruction to look for people who refuse to eat food, and who look like they are nervous and/or high on something. When the pellet of MDMA burst in your stomach while in the air because you ate some bread or peanuts EVERYONE will know your rolling hard AF especially the hostesses. You wont go 10 steps in the arriving airport without getting cuffed. If it happens with any other drug, you'll probably die. You'll likely just be brain damaged with MDMA, but who needs a brain anyways... Right?

No criminal record is soo over rated. They dont check if you do or dont have a record before they arrest you. They arrest you first, then check your record. And once your in cuffs, your fucked. Your basically not going to get anywhere without them xraying your stomach.


[14 Points] None:

Don't ever try swallowing or shoving up your anus unless you are an expert in such things. If you are lucky you die.

Order on the Darknet like everyone else.


[3 Points] wishuwerethere:

this is all stupid as fuck

just hide it smartly in your luggage. carry on, imo

if you're bringing in personal amounts, there's so little chance you will get caught

fucking shit, airport security is totally useless. almost no chance they will find your shit


[2 Points] dookiedonkey:

in jail, your asshole is a wallet. Boof it. In a couple ballons but at least you won't disolve it in your fucking stomach acids. edit: This is the full body scanner; Millimetric waves cameras: Images are created from the “light” (less energetic even than IR, and microwaves) emitted by your body and absorbed differently by the layers above your skins. It will catch someone carrying a ceramic knife or a 3D printed plastic gun that walk through metal detector would ignore, it will also detect baby monkey hidden in your short (don’t laugh it happens : http://www.emirates247.com/news/emirates/craziest-animals-smuggled-into-dubai-2015-01-26-1.578045), but it will not detect anything hidden in your rectum.

2)X-ray: the image is a full body X-ray. It will detect anything hidden on or inside your body including your rectum, and will give the operator very accurate information of its shape. However those machines are never frontline machine as they slightly irradiate you (much less than 6 hours flight in an airplane, though), the energy level is still too low to see distinctly your organs or the detail of your bones and cannot be use for a medical diagnostic. You will only be asked to step in it if the Police/Customs are already suspicious. edit: found this too in an article about airport xray scanning machines in the us...The new body scanning machine, which went into use on Friday at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport and will be tested later at airports in Los Angeles and New York, will screen only volunteers, at least initially. Transportation Security Administration officials want to make sure the machine is reliable and fast enough to replace the traditional pat-down — and that it does not provoke too many protests.The X-ray is not strong enough to penetrate much beyond the skin, so it cannot find weapons that may be hidden in body cavities.

also; Indonesia: parts of the country still practice Sharia law, and the penalty for crimes such as drug smuggling is death.

Singapore: An American kid got four lashes with a bamboo cane in Singapore back in 1994 for spray-painting in public. You can also get jailed in this city-state for things like jaywalking and littering. And despite its thriving economy and space-aged skyline, it's rated as having the seventh-worst justice system in the world.

Thailand: In case you thought the aforementioned Brokedown Palace was just an excuse to make Claire Danes look really, really miserable, take a look inside the notorious Bang Kwang prison. Located a few miles north of Bangkok, inmates are required to wear shackles for the first three months of their stay, live in cages where they can't stand, and only get a bowl of rice a day to eat. Plus, the sewers barely work.


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[1 Points] JeffSessions_Vendor:

God damn, you are either brave or stupid. Or a little of both. Be safe, friend.