Fake Olive Garden Never Ending Pasta Passes???

Where can I find them?


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[108 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

never change /r/DarkNetMarkets, never change.


[78 Points] legalizeNUKESANDcp:

Would buy.


[76 Points] None:

most markets have something like that available, you just have to look under the 'weapons' section

3-5 bowls of some dank pasta sounds absolutely delicious right now though. fuck. do want. I've got some of that refrigerated tortellini and some alfredo sauce, some brocolli, onion, & sausage, might make some pasta now. it can be my appetizer before I go to Olive garden and get the never ending pasta. mmmmmmmmm.


[43 Points] battle:

This reminds me of my high school days working at Subway and selling those sub club free sandwich cards and stamps on Ebay for weed money. Three of us were selling cards for anywhere from $1.00 to $2.00 each and selling hundreds of them per week, and we weren't the only ones on Ebay selling the cards. I remember a full roll of stamps was worth $6,000 on Ebay but we couldn't get away with stealing a whole roll...

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/8075754/ns/business-us_business/t/fraud-stamps-out-subway-sandwich-promo/


[19 Points] bobbiggs69:

I would fuck the world's fattest chick to get my hands on one of those beauties.


[8 Points] samwhiskey:

That just sounds disgusting.

Never seen anything like that around. Is there a demand for stuff like that?


[4 Points] DareToHope:

Gotta be a troll post but sure w/e GL in your marinara endeavours


[3 Points] powerman15:

Lol. Just lol.


[6 Points] d-i-r-t-y-w-e-e-d:

I would also buy one of these....


[4 Points] None:

I like how you think


[3 Points] None:

Check /r/forgeries


[2 Points] petetongdnm:

I'm pretty sure that this was available for fixed period of time and that it's over now. Saved from yourself!


[2 Points] CultureChesterSucks:

Psst. Hey buddy. Think I know what you're lookin for.


[1 Points] SWIMs-Drugs:

I'd buy the shit out of this aswell.


[1 Points] NattyDad:

I've seen them all over a bunch of different markets, OP, you just have to go under the category labelled 'weapons'


[1 Points] kjsdkjq:

You can try to find a carder on the forum to buy you some giftcards or just buy the cards yourself then buy the giftcards.


[1 Points] El_Bhapo:

LMFAO


[1 Points] toscott_2000:

I love Olive Garden, I guess that makes me a low life trashy person.


[1 Points] martyzion:

how much baloney alfredo can one stomach?


[1 Points] Sterlingswand:

Really? Out of all of the illicit things to buy you're missing out on some whole wheat and tomatoes?


[1 Points] v0n3:

i want 1


[1 Points] Molly-Cyrus:

Fake Olive Garden Never Ending Pasta Passes????????? Would you really do that to "Family?" BTW that's why I don't go there because the TV add promises to treat you as such...and now we see what that's all about..how poignant.


[1 Points] chevcheli0s:

Lmao. Someone is a carb addict


[1 Points] swimpappy:

I would rather do meth than eat Olive Garden pasta with all those nasty old people in there farting and stinking.


[1 Points] NOT__LE:

OP sounds like a fatass. How about some counterfeit slim fast coupons from Team Lotus..im sure they can make those lmao


[-1 Points] BudgetBuyer:

Dose breadsticks doe


[-2 Points] deceptivelyelevated:

the whole concept itself is ingenious, they basically are hedging the fact their food sucks into an all you can eat bizarre... trick is, its so gross no one eats the shit.. or at least not a lot of it.. and as time goes on i imagine you get sick of it all together, minus the obvious out-liars who consume olive garden ever day its sure profit


[-2 Points] WhatsReddits:

Maybe try posting in /r/fakeid there are probably some people that could help you out there. That being said, depending on the amount of pasta I can have I would totally buy one


[-31 Points] 9rkgjjgj:

Let me get this straight, you want to eat a mountain of manufactured wheat gluten covered in fat? And your willing to steal to get it?

Did you have to use a special keyboard to accomodate your obese fingers or does a pair of discarded chopsticks work better?