Let me just preface this with this - I don't have a picture. By the time i decided to make a review, I blew all the coke. I was the first one to review his coke on DHL. People and my friends may think "Oh, you live so far up north, you probably don't know good coke anyway". Well look up the meme picture of Donald Trump saying "WRONG". That's me talking. I know good coke. I have been to Mexico.
I paid 85$ for one gram to sample it. Shipping was 8$. It came in a package where if you opened it, you would find it, but no dogs would ever have sniffed it out. I got the shit, and bam I got it fast. I ordered probably friday? And got it Monday.
Heres the thing about his coke - It was great. I gave a few small lines to my friends and they all agreed it was great. It was especially great when taken with one of the pelican LSD tabs I got a while ago. In contrast to some of the shit Ive been getting in the north, This had the reflective "Fishscale" quality instead of just the plain white powers that coke can be. It came in about a half and half mix of powder and rocks. I tested my crap with a Dance Safe, Turned yellow with a Mendelin. The feeling of the coke was amazing, roughly 40mg of it had me trying way too hard to wingman for my friend who is awkward with women. The coke didnt help him score though. What else to include in a review for cocaine? Im not sure, this is my first review of a DNM purchase. Ask questions I guess. Ill stick around to answer them.
I know I made this account 10 minutes ago so feel free to take my review with a grain of salt if you want, But i decided to do a review because of the parallel that people were making between Pelican and TGUK; Guess what? Pelican is an honest vendor and TGUK was a shitty British chav wanker. I lost 400$ in that weasels exit scam.
What can be improved? Use a decoy, Pelican. Thats really my only problem here. If for any reason the package got opened, They would see the coke. You and b00mtown are friends aren't you? Ask him for advice on stealth. His kicks ass.
Shots fired /u/Pelican_vendor
Hahaha