DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
UStoUS on Middle Earth |
Product/s reviewed: |
1 Gram Heroin #3 |
International?: |
US of A |
Vendor requires FE?: |
no |
Price before shipping: |
0.680 |
Shipping cost : |
.0305 |
Customer Service: | |
[x ]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | |
[ ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[x]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | Too high to count |
I don't typically do the review thing and despite being a lurker on the reddits had such a great experience after getting scammed and agora going down, that I felt this was definitely one of the few times I needed to let others know about this vendor.
I had pretty much gotten down to the granules in my stash and was bummed that I couldn't find someone. I turned to nucleus and ended up getting scammed, but ultimately nucleus admins returned the coins with time but that still left me in a bind. In the meanwhile I ran across ustous on middle earth and everything looked good. Price was fair, product had good reviews (from agora). On saturday I ordered and sent a message to them that I had a run of bad luck and was hoping they'd get shipped out soon. They sent me a messages saying it had shipped and i prepared myself for a bit of suck for the first half of the week. Mon morning order shows up at like 11 a.m.! wtf - ustous saved my ass, big time. Gear was quality, very clean and to the point. Smoked smooth, although I did have a bit of trouble with #3 initially (I had only done bth predominately). got a nice nod going on after about 4 thick tokes.
Price feels pretty on spot. For the speed of the shipping I would've gladly paid more - it was insane how quickly I got it. ustous themselves were great to talk with. It's clear they know what's going on and treat their business professionally. All too often I've run across a lot of scum on the dnm's that treat their customers like crap and I don't like giveing my $ to people like that. with them I felt it was a great transaction with people that actually give a shit about their customers and make sure their quality is excellent. ustous is now my go to vendor for H. Hope this helps someone - cheers.
He's definitely a very professional and friendly vendor. He's just really expensive, so I honestly wouldn't order from him again unless I have everything prepped for shooting #3.