Advice on cleaning house?

Does anyone have any advice on what to do to clean your house?

Best places to store substances? Storage? Friends? Outside in the woods? In a bag? In a box? Buried?

What about your computer? How to make sure it is 100% clean?

Should the flashdrive with tails be kept with your hidden stuff?

Any and all advice is greatly appreciated.


Comments


[2 Points] None:

take anything illegal, put it somewhere outside your house. ideally not in your own car, but that'd still be preferable to having it in your house. a DNM warrant would most likely be only for your house, unless there's multiple agencies investigating you. I think a friend's house would be best bet. maybe do this shit at night as if they care enough to raid you, they're probably doing at least some surveillance

if you're unsure about your computer, remove that from your house too. chances are short of DBAN, probably wouldn't be able to clean it 100% if youve already dirtied it. make sure there's nothing incriminating on your cellphone either.

I was always curious regarding the computer, what would LE do if you just didn't have a computer present? I'd imagine subpoena you to hand it over, but how could they even prove you know where it is? the whole 'it was stolen' excuse reeks of BS, but aside from recovering it, how could they prove otherwise?


[2 Points] MDMangel:

I strap all my shit to a bundle of ACME bottle rockets and attach a note addressed to the moon men informing them I'll need all this back as soon as the fuzz gets of my neck. Never had a problem yet.


[1 Points] None:

Are you excepting to be raided????? Or just preparing for it????


[1 Points] None:

Not storage they take drug dogs to those places for training. Friends will steal your drugs.

Be creative


[1 Points] DexOyama:

No to the storage if they are watching you then they will just add that place to the warrant unless you get it in someone elses name. Maybe a friends depending on your relationship with the friend (i would not) As for the woods maybe depends on how deep they go and if its all on your land, if others frequent the woods, how deep you intend to go maybe then in a bag thats in a box thats buried in those woods.


[1 Points] TyDurden88:

Regarding the computer:

Just make sure you have whole drive encryption (256+) with a hidden private key. Even the NSA can't crack that type of encryption yet. All long as 1) it's turned off when they come for you and 2) you aren't in a jurisdiction where you can be forced for the password (USA is fine. The U.K. is an example of a country where you can be forced to unlock the system by a court)

... then you're all set.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] blueatheart:

Anything I can't replace easily gets put in a bag and stuck somewhere in this little thicket of trees and weeds beside my house. Things I can easily replace (this mostly refers to oil burners) gets busted, separated into different bags and it goes in the trash. Depending on my level of paranoia, I might take this trash to a public place to toss.

I, personally, almost never posess large amounts of anything, so I don't usually hide product. The few times I have, I would give it to a trusted friend to hold.

You need to understand though, even if your house gets searched, they will not be looking in crazy hidey holes. It will be thorough, but there has got to be 100 places they would never look inside your house.

If you are hiding weed, dogs will probably find it. Anything else you kinda have a fighting chance. Figure out how to open and reseal food packaging without it looking obvious. No one would think to look for drugs in a sealed bag of Doritos or somewhere similar.


[1 Points] TripAddict:

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[1 Points] smarco33:

put everything in a bag , dig a hole and bury 2 foot underground. make sure you quadruople bag it, mark the location both in memory and physically(subtly)


[1 Points] xanax_xombie:

I would bury plastic sterilite tubs within running distance of your house (complete with lids), so they are covered and hidden but can be easily accessed.

Staking down some sort of camo tarp should be hopefully keep them hidden enough while not in use, and provide ease of access, I wouldn't put yourself in a position to have to transport drugs in a vehicle upon suspicion of a raid so keep that shit within a short run.


[1 Points] None:

Know anyone who goes to a nearby university? Open a locker in their name in some corner of campus, away from any cameras, and stash your shit there. No way in hell LE would even think to get a warrant for there.