Docklands ketamine trip report / review

so i wont bother with a standard review as everyone already knows price, product, stealth is all 10/10. NDD and cheapest on the market.

i had my little tester line earlier in the day, but the missus went upstairs for 1hr yoga so i thought that would give me enough time to give it a proper go. i pretty much did the rest of the 1/2 g in 3 lines over 20 minutes. i have a high tolerance and am used to fairly shitty k, so was expecting to do that to get a decent buzz. oh boy...

i was just chilling and writing emails when i started feeling it coming on strong. i then sat down on my new thick rug and thought i'd try a spot of meditating myself. i closed my eyes and was transported off to a magical dreamscape where physical matter wasnt important. we were all just thoughts and energy. my rug was so soft it felt like i was floating. after a while it became a bit too much so i opened my eyes, and this is where shit got weird.

the room didnt look quite right to me and not how i remember leaving it. my logical thought at this time was that i'd got lost in that dimensional nexus and woke up in an alternate reality. i knew the only way to work this out would be to turn on the news and see if we're actually being governed by alien monsters or something. however, the tv remote was missing. obviously, some malicious force was at play and 'they' didnt want me to see the news. i literally spent the next 30 minutes turning the room upside down trying to find the remote in a state of panic, convinced i was now stuck in this alternate dimension.

it was around this time my fiancee walked in on me, all ideas of keeping my k trip a secret out the window. i fessed up pretty quick and told her how i was stuck in a parallel universe and need help. she gave me a glass of lemonade and i snapped out of it and she handed me the remote and called me an idiot. something i couldnt argue with.

so yeah, if you want to get fucking weird, Docklands is your man. incredible k and wish i'd ordered more than a 0.5g sample!


Comments


[11 Points] None:

Hahahahah fucking hell mate your missus is a keeper, I'd be out the door if mine saw me rolling around on the floor asking about aliens.


[3 Points] None:

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[1 Points] theslutbag:

My man, all about smashing the stonkers


[1 Points] housemusik_luvr:

What market? what countries? Price?


[1 Points] throwawayyy750:

Is his stealth good? Would it make it to Canada?


[1 Points] None:

My expierence was a bit diferent. Bought a g of his Stuff and sold it, People said it was bunk. (my friends, not randos)