Garbage Vendors

Have you guys ever come across a really shitty vendor in the sense that they were really incompetent or had really shitty grammar and spelling? I don't mean in the sense that they're from another country and struggle with English translation but that they are probably just really uneducated and unfortunately possibly stupid as fuck. In these cases I just wonder how the hell they even figured out how to access the deep web and set shit up, but then again I guess it's really not that hard for anyone to figure it out with some willingness.

I remember chatting back and forth with RealRX on Evo for a single Xanax bar and that man seemed like an ultimate ape, I wish I still had the order available so I could laugh at the convo


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[10 Points] throwaway2341325432:

You mean budcentral?


[4 Points] obsidianchao:

A vendor once packaged a sample of weed in a plastic container, like a fucking 25 cent machine would pop out... in an envelope. The envelope reeked. What the fuck, man.


[6 Points] None:

Well, I would say about 90 percent of the bulk weed vendors fit the bill (HumboldtFarms and budcentral exactly match the description given). Blow dealers are almost all liars and most of the dope vendors are scumbags as well that peddle shit product for twice street value. Also, the dope and blow vendors I'm referring to use the shittiest bags in the world that look like they've been dragged through a minefield and then melted with a lighter. Then, anyone selling addy for dnm prices pretty much deserves to be violated with the spikiest cactus in the southwest. Shit this list is long.

I've found that the best vendors tend to be old hippies that have a lifetime of experience selling and seeing people get popped but no youthful ambition or desire to become Scarface. This is something you can see if you look at Ross and Blake: obviously it's less likely someone over age 50 has the tech skills necessary to start these things, but they both made really noob mistakes and exhibited greediness that sank the ship. Also they're both nerds that could never sell drugs in real life like all these 20/30-something IT libertarians that have never sold drugs in their lives (looking at you nod). Just because you found a way to get a kilo of heroin on the internet doesn't mean you should go vend it.


[4 Points] TootiFruti:

BestMan365.

Where to begin, but my personal favorite is not knowing the difference between No and Know, and no, it wasn't a typo. Unless he's 20 - 0 for typos


[2 Points] boofk:

I have my suspicions


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] JaredUC:

BudCentral was the WORST human i've ever had to deal with.


[1 Points] TheWireNZ:

Nevita


[1 Points] Dope_For_Days:

RealRX is absolutely clueless now, he used to be my go to dope vendor until he started getting high on his own supply. Now he can barely type, packs take forever, and it's all cut to shit. Haven't used him in months because of this.