Thanks a lot GUYZ!!!1!

So I'm sitting in an airport lounge, waiting on my plane to Uruguay, my house is a pile of ash. I was expecting 2 grams of OG kush from California. When I checked my PO box, instead of my package, I found a yellow card saying that the package was too large to fit in PO box, and I would have to pick it up at the desk during business hours. But I knew that every time I ordered something off Amazon that was too big to fit in my box, they put it in a parcel locker and put the key in my box. They were attempted a controlled delivery on me. So I did what you guy advised, I burned down my house and headed for South America. Except I just called my post office, to see why I got yellow carded. They said that all the parcel lockers were full, so I would have to pick it up at the desk. Do I have to sign for it? No, my wife can even pick it up if I want. (Probably should've warned her berfore I set the house on fire) Or if I couldn't make it in a couple days, he'd put it in a locker for me when one opened up. I burned my fucking house down, you assholes. Because too many people got packages on a Saturday. I wonder how much demand there is for Cell Phone Repair Technicians in Uruguay. Seriuously, you guys suck.


Comments


[32 Points] Homer_Goes_Crazy:

Don't worry dude, I'll take care if your wife. Have fun herding goats in south america.


[17 Points] kimchimatic:

Serious question: Can't you demand on a second delivery try? I know here in EU, its possible.

Otherwise, good work with your house. Better be safe then sorry.


[11 Points] poppermachine:

People saying 5/5 are wrong I'm sorry, this is only 4/5 at most. It's good but there is much room for improvement. Willing to re-write the whole thing to 5/5 status just to prove this point.


[10 Points] dnmreview666:

5/5 lol'd would lol again


[5 Points] None:

prolly good gears in South America tho...gotta look at the brightside....I almost burned dowbn my crib a couple weeks ago when i recieved a package and the outside was ripped during transit...I didnt post about it here because I knew everyone was gonna say burn house,get plastic surgury and move to SA but, I wasbroke and couldnt afford the ticket or plastic surgury and I rent and my lanlord is already on my ass but good luck in the uraguay...i think portugese is the language


[6 Points] boofk:

Imho the burn down the house thing wasnt that funny the first time i read it and it hasnt gotten any funnier the 500+ times since.


[3 Points] None:

<3<3<3<3<3<3

En vivo con dios mi amigo.


[3 Points] creamynebula:

I'm tempted to upvote the guys who took it seriously too, because they made me laugh as well


[2 Points] None:

This is a joke right? lol


[-5 Points] wontsign4it:

You didn't really burn down your house, did you?


[-3 Points] a-pvpthrowaway:

You're an idiot if you took advice of this sub.