Help on covering my ass.

I was distributing a class A party drug around the area over the weekend. unfortunately over the weekend there were two people who were taken in ambulance due to being too rekt. one of which did not consume any of my product, but the other succumbed to the overwhelming power of the latest dutch xtc press. i presume they whole dropped, even after stern warning.

so, what i am asking is, if my name is, or has been mentioned in any of the cases, how should i proceed if questioned by the 5-0?

thanks for any response.

EDIT (20/08): no po-po as of yet, dont think they questioned the person involved. thanks for all the responses, will take in all the advice given. will further update if anything changes

EDIT (27/08): no LE involvement still. dont think there was even any questioning done. thanks for all your responses.


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[37 Points] DaMenehune:

Keep your mouth shut and your house clean.


[17 Points] None:

Keep your mouth shut, don't dress the part, open up a dictionary and better your English and speak like a gentlemen, and most importantly CLEAN YOUR HOUSE and possible CAR.


[12 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You are probably looking for a standard Reddit Script kiddie "Don't talk to your clean house" reply. But you are a drug dealer, and drug dealers need to be cool so I'm going to give you the late-40s drug dealer correct answer.

Hospitals get people who overdid it every weekend. More than they can handle.

If somebody dies the police get involved and quiz all their friends. "Which one of you bought the drugs? You're going away for a long time unless you tell us who sold them to you".

This isn't going to happen. Even if it did, your friends will say "From a German. On the internet. With bitcoin" or "I bought it in the nightclub from a boy with red hair". The cop will nod sagely, thinking "damn gingers again".

Nobody died. They probably didn't even get chastised by the A&E staff who will have had drunks puking and bleeding on their clean floor. They're not going to bother the police over any of the many nice kids who just needed a valium and plenty of water and a quiet lie down for 2 hours. Two of whom you happen to know.

This will help you to stay calm while you decide which of the inevitable burn your tinfoil Belize answers is the least stupid, then laugh at the rest. You need cheering up and calming down. Not frightened stupid by know-all kids who are scared of their own postman.

This will just be an amusing anecdote by next week. You've got more than one phone - you're a drug dealer. Take the battery out of the incriminating android and send it for a holiday at a friend's house for a week. If you have anything on a micro XD card, wrap it in clingfilm with your dealing phone's SIM card and tape it to the hose of your vacuum cleaner. Everybody's hoover hose has gaffer tape on it. Or on top or underneath one of the doors in your house with white tape. Put any drugs in a sock and tie it to the curtain rail in a fold in the curtains between the curtain and the wall at the end that doesn't move, where drug dogs would have to be lifted up to smell it.

Don't smash anything, burn anything or flush anything. You need them for your job, of which problems like this are a part. Your friends won't blame you. They can now boast about how hardcore they are, like drunks talking about how much they had to drink this one time.

I don't know who thought 200mg MDMA pills were a good idea. MDMA isn't like it was back in my day. It used to be expensive and shit, but now it's cheap and good. 120mg pills HAVE 120mg in them now, and its a profound dose that will have you sitting and breathing while your girlfriend rubs your back for a couple of minutes before you decide that you're OK.

I used to go through 6 or 7 pills a night back in the acid house days, and used to think that Shulgin was talking bollocks. But now with good MDMA 120mg with 60mg a few hours later is good if you go out, or if you party at home with your girl (which I think MDMA is more suited for).


[10 Points] None:

You need to get a lawyer now! Before anymore reddit posts. Bails bonds also might good idea. People get real worked up when someone fucks with there kids. No I am not judging just sayin.


[10 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Do you have any incriminating text messages or facebook messages? Clean house, and you'll be fine. It'll be their word against yours, and at worst you get dragged through the mud to scare you, but you'd win the trial.


[7 Points] hdheuud:

Why do any of you guys import pills? Just get dutch crystal and cap it so you can control the dose and save the fools from themselves. It's also cheaper and easier to get into the country


[6 Points] None:

If the Law Enforcement suspect you because of eye witnesses, the process will be to verify your identity after gathering enough information about you. From there they will get a general description of you, (people remember dealers), and then look up your information.

After successfully finding your information they will preform a interview to determine your whereabouts. If you admit to being at that party, you also admit that the eyewitness(es) were not lying about your precess at that party. This will lead Law Enforcement agencies to further question if you supplied any narcotics.

Obviously, you'll want to say no. Depending on how many witnesses are dropping your name and other collaborated evidence such as your history, specifically determines what actions will be taken next. Detainment and interviews are common.

At this moment you have specific list you need to accomplish.


[3 Points] None:

And do not talk to anyone ever.


[1 Points] Febbraio2468:

You have the right to remain silent so remain silent. Refer them to your lawyer. And clean house, make sure you have no drugs or drug paraphernalia on your person or in your house or car.


[1 Points] dthrowawaycali:

Depending on where you live the cops might not even be involved. I remember in California there was a law about it where the cops don't question you about ODing so kids wouldn't be afraid to call for help if they're actually in trouble fearing legal consequences. When I was 17 (2012) I overdosed and the cops weren't involved at all, during the whole ambulance ride and hospital stay no one once asked where did I get my pills or who gave it to me. To be sure though you should listen to what everyone on this thread is saying.


[1 Points] throwaccount669:

well assuming stage 1 paranoia, the person have the convo between him and u talking about drug deals.. so just be aware of your surroundings ( inb4 lame undercover cop text for pills) . hide evidence and you know all the sha bang ;p


[1 Points] thegallantone:

were these the green snapchats by any chance?


[0 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

How much was in a pill? Some people are too dumb for drugs.


[0 Points] bunby_heli:

The fact that you're now posting about it on Reddit shows that you've learned a lot.


[0 Points] young_k:

I don't get how this is a question you need to ask...

Tell the cops the truth! Tell them EVERYTHING!....

Seriously, guys, under what circumstances do you think you'll get any advise other then dont say a word to the cops and make sure your house is clean - sans the occasional belize reference.


[-1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

I ibd underpants and or some nice slacks

..... I need to stop replying to thread titles