I have to test positive for heroin next week, which of these vendors can express (or quickly ship priority) a pack before next Fri?

Long story short, I need my drug test to show positive for heroin use next week and have no local opiate hookups so I will have to rely on the darknet to save me. Can anyone recommend a vendor between AlexSosa, Area51, MrAnderson or TheGiftShop who can get me some heroin before next Friday? I don't care if it's powder, tar, or stamps as long as it's actually heroin and will cause me to test positive for my drug test.


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[25 Points] Calypso420:

Ahh, the old Methadone Maintenance. Shit saved my life but I can also say I hope I get off of it someday. They say you can stay on it forever, but I can just tell the shit aint good for you. Best of luck man, It'll help you out a ton but like anything, theres always the downside. IMO the rewards out way the downside.

A little story - My best friend and I were shootin dope alot together. I grew up with this guy and the heroin just took hold of us. I decided to go get help after a few failed attempts at Suboxone Maintenance. I went to the local clinic and the shit literally saved my life. He wasnt so lucky... With in 3 months we stopped talking completely, and then Boom, OD. If he only would have joined the clinic when I did, smh. Like I said before, Good luck man, the shit will change your life. =)


[21 Points] DHLMarket:

You know you live in a fucked society when you need to find heroin just so you can get accepted into a treatment for stopping heroin use.


[9 Points] _-________________-_:

I have to test positive for heroin

Eat a shit-ton of poppy seeds.


[6 Points] chepnut:

This should do the trick, you can get 2 day shipping.

This should do it

The key is to get poppy seeds that are unwashed

USDA website explaining that they wash them to get most of the morphine off


[7 Points] TheOpiateKing:

If you don't care about quality and only care about shipping speed go with DarkApollo on nucleus or alphabay


[4 Points] fakes12345678:

IS it "herion" for a court ordered drug test seems werid they want H in your system for that test for some odd reason and they need that chem in the gc/ms or are you using it to get methadone? go to your docter say you have backpain try to get vicodin/T1 or T3. Cheratussin AC/ Robitussin AC is being offered with no prescription in certain states

Kansas, washington, Georgia, but federal regulations and the regulations of the commonwealth of Virginia allow cough syrups to be sold OTC with limited amounts of codeine in combination with other drugs. Ohio is another state I believe. You are required to sign a log with your personal information to obtain the drug, but do not require a prescription.


[3 Points] box672:

not sure if this will help but morphine is another option. to the best of my knowledge (which is inconsistent) heroin, and most opiods, show up in your urine as just morphine after 24 hours.

i dont know about where you live but morphine here is cheaper than H (although you said youre going thru DNMd, still something to think about).

one other thing is that most clinics do a 'visual check; and youre very unlikely to get a done script without track marks. This is probably different in other areas but over here the powder is good SEA #4 but fucking expensive so its perfect for shooting and not much use for anything else. this means probably 90%+ done clients are IV users (tho this could of changed with the amount of people doing oxy etc).

one last thing, is the US H DNM scene s bad that you cant guarantee delivery in almost a week? shit. i live in a big arse sparse country but i still get next day/2 day delivery from all the DNM vendors down here.

good luck


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[1 Points] petetongdnm:

I've never come across anyone more reliable on shipping than MrH4L or mrhigh4life on Nucleus. I forget the actual name, but their shipping is always always on point.


[1 Points] Slolik:

Theres a big chance that you will test positive if you eat a lot of poppy seads
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed?term=morphine%20and%20codeine%20on%20poppy%20seeds%20thevis


[1 Points] dandydaniels:

Consider suboxone. It works if you really want to get clean. If not it's just another drug.


[1 Points] None:

I'm confused, I typically hear Methadone is extremely difficult to get off of because of how insanely long is stays in your system, causing withdrawals to be terrible and extremely drawn-out.


[1 Points] El_Bhapo:

Dont quote me on this but someone said on a basic drug test lean will show up like heroin. Idk if its true but if lean is possibly easier for you to source idk bout your situation? I know some of yall are script killers


[1 Points] Bud509:

I'm pretty sure that MrHigh4life on Nucleus does express shipping and he's been around a while with great reviews. He only has tar though. Sosa has the best I've ever tried but I'm not sure if he does express. You're best bet would probably be to order an express pack from Mrhigh4life and then a priority pack from Sosa (I'm assuming you need it by Friday the 11th not today), so that way if one package gets delayed you'll still have the other in time.


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[1 Points] bobbiggs69:

I just told my Suboxone Dr that I wasn't positive because I had been clean for 4 days. He saw that I had all the signs of opiate withdrawal, including going in and blowing up his shitter 6 times in two hours. He hooked me up...


[1 Points] yeahboyeeee:

PureForSure or The_Gift_Shop have all been able to express or quickly ship and will help you if you talk to them.


[1 Points] randomthrowaway49878:

Have you considered going down to the bakery and stuffing your face with poopy seeds?


[1 Points] fakes12345678:

I was addicated to opana oxymorphone if you dont know what that is dont ever try it, I used methadone to quit but what really helped kicked my habbit jail.....


[0 Points] noonehear:

You are telling me you don't live in an area where you can not score some heroin by taking a 1 hour trip somewhere? I find this hard to believe Mr. Cop.

Seriously I have very little interest in opiates and would never do heroin and I know where to go score some in numerous spots within an hours drive or bus ride from my current location.

If all as fails go research where some OD's have occured recently near your location. Wander the streets. Ask around to those sketchy looking folks. You'll find it eventually. Or find someone addicted to someone else just trying to make a quick dollar who will get it for you.

This is easily on of the dumbest goals I have ever seen post on this sub...