Hi there /r/DNM family. I come to share a review I believe might be of service to you here. I do not frequent this forum (I prefer to hide within the confinements of the onion network i.e. AB Forums, Avengers Forum) but I promised mi amigo SuperMario a review and it's time I gave it to him. Now to begin with this mandatory chart thing that I did not steal from someone else.
Basic Details | |
Vendor : |
MrSuperMario |
Market : |
Direct Deal (Can be found on Alphabay) |
Product : |
1/2 Pound (8oz) Methamphetamine |
Price : |
$4,200 |
Shipped from : |
US |
Shipped to : |
US |
Shipping speed : |
Arrived 36 hours after being marked "Shipped" |
Vendor | |
`Communication': | 10/10 |
`Stealth': | 10/10 |
`Shipping': | 10/10 |
Product | |
`Product weight': | 10/10 |
`Product quality': | 9/10 |
`Product price value': | 10/10 |
`Aesthetic': | 10/10 |
Thanks for reading my review... just kidding fellas. What use is a methodical review? You do not find such vague input on Amazon, App Store, shit not even Pornhub. So why bring them to our community? I will now individually review the vendor and his product with respective subcategories.
Vendor
Communication: So I have been working with MrSuperMario since his moniker contained a 53 back in Agora days. God I missed that market, but it is more of a love-hate memory. I love how they honorably retired but I hate that their act of compassion increased my faith in the markets and later led me to lose a substantial sum of btc with Abraxas (what the heck happenned to those guys anyway? Is the consesnsus that they indeed exit scammed?) As I was saying, before I was rudely interupted, I have known SuperEm for a while now and I choose to Direct Deal by means of his Sigaint email. Always polite and always proffessional but he can be slow to reply. I have learned that he usually checks in once a day so messages can sometimes take 24 hours for reply. No problem for me I have learned to deal with it. Ten out of ten for not acting like a narcissistic egotistical wannabe kingpin.
Stealth: Ah his specialization. This is where, in my opinion, MSM stands out. My first order with him I had to literally enter a dispute. I was certain this new vendor with less than 50 deals had tried a cheap scam on me. He later messaged me and I felt like a dumbass. Never before had I been fooled by a decoy. It was that good. The stealth's "ninja-ness" has been gradually decreasing in correlation with his popularity but it is still some of the best stealth around. Never that halfassed-ziploc-inside-a-folded-paper type of feces and I believe he regularly alternates his methods. Also blends in with half my packages from Amazon and eBay and if someone were to tear open the package the contents inside would not arouse suspicion. Perfect 10 in my book.
Shipping: Pretty standard. Used to take 2-3 days for orders to arrive, sometimes up to 1 week but it was always either USPS fuck up or he was backed up with orders, perfectly fine again. Now I am treated with Priority Express that comes complimentary with wholesale orders. Another diaz out of diaz.
Product
Product weight: Weighted in exactly at 235.8 grams or about 8.4 ounces. In my experience their bags are always overweight so no complains here.
Product Quality: The most important part of a review. The quality of the product. I only give MrSuperMario a 9 here because to me a 10 is the strongest meth I have tried. That must have been circa 1985 when I first encountered a beautiful and tempating women named Tina. She changed my life forever and I've been fucking with her ever since. 30 years in an on and off relationship with her has taught me to not take her for a joke. If you do not treat her right she can quickly break up with you and use our countries alimony laws to take most of your valuables. You risk spending years looking for her and begging her to return. You have to learn to treat her right and respect her. I have seen her ruin lifes. I wish that on no one. I might be coming off as a bit subjective but a 10 for me is the ol'shake-and-bake that originated from LA. There will probably never be meth that great ever again. To you old school cats here, do you agree the meth scene in the 1980's was stronger than it is now? Or could it be that I've been chasing a high for 30+ years? Regardless of this mindless rambling a 9 in quality is still primo gear. I believe most average meth could be rated at a 5 and 6-7 equals above average and 8-9 is the premium stuff. I am a smoker, too scared of needles and snorting burns like hell, and this stuff burns clean. No nasty residue after crackback with a perfect spiderweb pattern. It does not clog up the pipe with the white coating created by the cutting agent MSM. With a 40mg pipe clean you can get a euphoric stage that last about 2 hours followed by a 4-6 hour high. Pretty good legs if you ask me. Now I have years of practice and I try to take plenty of brakes and no binge for me. Potency is very relevant so each person will have different experince.
Product Price Value: I was purchasing 2-4oz at a time but after Mario introduced his Price Match Deals I quickly took the opportunity to purchase half a pound for $4,200. That leave plenty of margin for a decent markup. All of us here in the northern states should have no problem doubling our investment. I would give SuperMario a 100/10 here but who the hell does shit like that. Perfect price for quality. How does he make money or is he a non-profit organization?
Aesthetic: One of my initial concerns was the look of MrSuperMario's first couple of batches. High quality product like always but it came crushed into powder. I hated that. Could never sell fast enough and had to stick to only personal amounts. He claims to have found a new supplier at the begining of this year and things improved a lot. Nice large shards but nothing too ridiculous. Any shard weighting more than 14g is usually cut to shit with MSM. Clear chalky crystals that sound like glass when you drop them on top of one another and perfect striation patterns. 10/10
To finalize MrSuperMario has been around for a while now and has always been a stand up vendor in my book. As a local reseller I have no problem pushing this product and it quickly builds a steady client base. So there you have it. Hope you guys enjoyed my review. Oh one last thing before I leave. Pictures or GTFO right? Now on to bleed the block.
TL;DR: Good meth.
Edit: Cannot format for shit
Got damn that is a lot of meth