[Review] DoctorOctopus: 1oz Cannabis - Ringo Starr / Cookies & Cream / Jet Fuel OG / Grease Monkey

Vendor: DoctorOctopus (Cult Madeline)

Market: Alphabay

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Video with All- https://vid.me/rpPh (Videos are in the order of JF, GM, RS and C&C) https://vid.me/9zoT

Just a heads up, the pictures aren't good at all. I did the best with what I have, so all I could get are some decent videos. The weed really looks amazing, some tippity top shelf for sure. It looks a lot better in person.

Little Bit of Background I was on The Nation the other day and saw somebody made a post about DoctorOctopus. I learned that they are a continuation of Cult Madeline. The Cult has been an interest of mine ever since I started using the dnms, but have never seen any listings. DocOc was my opportunity to finally try Cult flowers out.

After seeing some pictures of the Ringo Starr on Alphabay, I decided I had to give it a go, so I messaged them about getting an ounce mixed between 4 strains. They said they aren't usually about it, but they would do it for me anyway. They were really nice to talk to, sending me long replies and answering all my questions.

I got an ounce mixed between Grease Monkey, Cookies & Cream, Ringo Starr and Jet Fuel OG. The first 3 are all $380 an ounce and the JF is $340. The GM, C&C and JF all came in at 6.95, and the Ringo came in at 7.4. I shined a light on the vac-seal that they came in and could see all the crystals sparkling. Ill talk about each strain 1 by 1, with the videos/pictures with em.

Jet Fuel OG Whole Nug - https://vid.me/hv7L Open Nug - https://vid.me/uNMz Picture -http://imgur.com/a/dTvxt

The Jet Fuel OG is definitely the least potent out of all 4, but it's still awesome. It probably has the best flavor to me. It isn't the most exotic tasting, but something about it just makes me love it. It's got some fruitiness to it, but its so slight that its hard to tell what it is. Super smooth as well. It smells exactly like it tastes, almost fruity and a little earthy.

The high on this is really good, definitely a body high. It takes a little longer for the effects to kick in, but it gets you really relaxed and a little sleepy. It keeps you pretty grounded and doesn't really fuck with your head at all, very clear-minded. Definitely a night time strain.

This weed looked a lot like XXX OG from The Resistance. The structure was very similar. JF is a nicer green, with more orange hairs. XXX had a bit more crystals, especially on the outside. The JF is loaded on the inside. The high was very similar too, JF being maybe a tad more relaxing, and the XXX more sleepy. Hard to tell though.

Ringo Starr Whole Nug - https://vid.me/7CAG Open Nug- https://vid.me/MJvv Picture - http://imgur.com/a/XbKuy

Ringo Starr is a cross between GG #4 and Girl Scout Cookies. It's grown by DocOc and cured in glass jars or something like that lol. It is super sticky. The cure is perfect, but if you break it up with your fingers it'll get very annoying. Definitely the stickiest weed I've encountered. Comparing it to the other 3, it looks like the most potent. The way the crystals look on it is just so beautiful, the pictures can't do it justice.

The Ringo tastes very gassy and flowery. I don't know if it's diesel or not. Doesn't have the flavor profile, just tastes really potent. Still very smooth though. The high is similar to TR GG but doesn't have that sleep that the GG gave me. The GG starts off very happy and uplifted but towards the end I'm so tired. Ringo sets in very fast and is a straight head high. It is slightly relaxing, but not couch-locked at all. I took a couple hits before work in the morning to get feeling good and i was happy all day.

I'd say this is my favorite of the 4, and is slightly better than TR GG. I can smoke more of this throughout the day, whereas GG had me slept if I smoked too much. The high is just awesome. This and Sour Lemon Cakes from SFTreats are probably my favorite strains, the head highs are just awesome. The SLC Smelled so strong and so delicious, and the high was so cool. I've never had a high quite like that, super energetic. It's hard to say if I liked the Ringo or SLC more.

Cookies & Cream Whole Nug - https://vid.me/XYNa Open Nug - https://vid.me/rpZh Picture - http://imgur.com/a/gTkAz

This weed is just beautiful. I can't stop looking at it. It's this deep purple that is layered with a thick snow-like coating. It is absolutely covered in trichs. The Cookies is more frosty than the RS, but the Ringo is more of the big n juicy trichs.

This smells phenomenal. It's literally cookies n cream. Open the jar and and it has this vanilla funk. I've never smelt weed like this before, it smells so tasty! Very rich and sweet. It tastes very exotic, definitely got that vanilla to it. Tastes more spicy than it smells.

The high to this one is very dope. It hits the head very hard, but unlike the other ones, it's very hazy. Makes you feel more "fucked." It also has a strong body high to it, I was feeling it very heavy in my legs. Got me feeling very good. This weed makes me play shitty in video games, I can't really focus too well. I like the high a lot though.

Grease Monkey Whole Nug - https://vid.me/VSAI Open Nug - https://vid.me/WxE8 Picture - http://imgur.com/a/5Kg2i

Grease Monkey is a cross between GG #4 and Cookies & Cream. It does have a similar look to C&C, but the smell/taste/high are all different. This bud has more green than the cookies, but has the same kind of frost to it. Has some slight purp to it. Very pretty weed.

Has the slightest bit of the vanilla funk of the cookies but is a lot more earthy and skunky. Pretty sweet smelling. The taste is so perfectly blended. It is sweet and earthy, with almost a hint of grape. This is my second favorite tasting strain. The JF just leaves this amazing dank taste in my mouth that the others don't have.

This one has the best body high of them all. It starts out making you feel good all over, with a head high that slowly creeps up. It gets your head all tingly, and is very chill. It'll make you sink right into your couch. Slows everything down and is nice to sleep on.

I love how this weed makes me feel. If I could compare this to a weed I've had before it would be Sunset Sherbet from SFTreats. The body high is just a little better and it has way more of a head high. I really liked the Sunset though, it tasted awesome and made me feel good.

Summary This is my favorite weed I have gotten so far. To date, Ive gotten: SFTreats: Sour Lemon Cakes, Blue Dream, Sunset Sherbet, Gorilla Scout Cookies. The Resistance: XXX OG, GG, Fortune Cookies and ECC: LXT. I remember getting the GG and thinking that no weed could top that, and that has been the weed that I compare all weed to. But this weed right here, this is something else. Its amazing.


Comments


[6 Points] None:

You paid $380 for an oz? Damn.


[2 Points] JburnaDNM:

Amazing review!!! Great lookin bud. Oh how this makes me want to smoke. I haven't smoked in about a year.