Give thanks for the USPS - a brief love letter/poem

Vac sealed or moisture barrier

What do you have today Mr. Postal carrier?

A box or a letter?

Either way my day just got better

What's that you say? Im enthusiastic today?

Well you see in this pack is my ecstacy

Oh and here's some weed

It helps level me out after too much speed

Oh USPS if you only knew

The volume of goods you routinely move

I just hope it's OK

Cause I have stuff coming today

Thank you for all you do

Grabbing my packs from those boxes in blue

So I guess I can accept this trade-off

Hell everyone deserves at least one day off

So I'll see ya day after tomorrow

Til then, got any stamps I can borrow?

Love your biggest fan....

OH FUCK IS THAT AN FBI VAN?!?


CJ | /r/cannajuice


Comments


[21 Points] octomarvel:

5/5.

Regent tested turned gold for happiness pretty quick.

Pure top shelf poetry. Would FE again.

=)


[18 Points] suchpls:

TLDR; pack came 2day. am happy.


[19 Points] reddit_lurker242:

USPS is one of the only (if not the only) government service that does not receive tax dollars, they rely entirely off of money gained from shipping costs. That's part of the reason they are so horribly inefficient.


[9 Points] lordredvampire:

Ya people need to work at USPS to KEEP THE DRUGS FLOWIN' Ya know?! Some of you need to work as a USPS Postal Inspector just to keep lyin' at FBI and DEA to ensure the packs keep em smoothin' ya knowwhatimsayin'?


[5 Points] None:

This goes out to you, Mr. Postman, from me:

You're the best a mail person could be.

Not once have you failed,

To deliver my mail.

Just remember, you the real MVP.


[3 Points] JburnaDNM:

Dope poem and read like a story. The ideas you get when high lol.


[5 Points] rdsmo:

Brilliant!


[3 Points] None:

The USPS's sluggish speed has inspired this poem:

USPS, where has my pack gone?

Oh this void in my lungs, the wait makes me yawn,

But if my Kush and me don't unite,

I might put up a fight,

But then Ill just pack up my bong,

With this B.C hash that I happened upon.


[2 Points] TripAddict:

Reallllyyyyy hoping my sheets come in today


[2 Points] I_just_got_arrested:

I'm going to try your juice because of this! Where are you located market-wise or do you do direct deals? I am an RDA enthusiast.


[1 Points] AstraPharmaceuticals:

You must have been high off your ass.... amazing


[1 Points] decrypt_it:

Seriously. thank you USPS my pack came in today was so Thankful!


[1 Points] forgethebull:

YIP! I know that feeling ; )


[1 Points] FatFuckingChance:

I think the obvious question here is, how many postal employees jobs does this /r/darknetmarkets group support annually?


[1 Points] MyDNMReviews:

FE'd will read later


[1 Points] fezzic573:

You sir, are a poet and a scholar.


[1 Points] mjvej4f:

This was me today

USPS and ION8, you are my true loves <3


[1 Points] Tweek-er_Timmy:

what am i thankful for this year. Humm....well lets see...??

Thanks be to...the..Internet, libertyX, Bitcoin, tor, tails PGP, Vendors, VPN's, USPS/myusps, all mailboxes....amen

ok.. pass me the pipe/papers the mirror n straw an let's dig in. ha ha


[1 Points] 2005C:

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone


[1 Points] Solid716:

That was fucking marvelous.


[1 Points] forwhombagels:

<3


[-1 Points] DankMeme24:

drugs are bad 1/10