[NZ][AGORA][VENDOR REVIEW] MissMethPost

Selling Meth/ICE in NZ

Best domestic vendor I've ever come across - nothing negative to say about their service. I believe she is on Agora and also EVO.

EDIT:Average price for a gram is 450 NZ (roughly) Depending how much you buy and what not and the BTC rates. This is ridiculously cheap considering prices range on the street from 800-1200 with varying quality.

Communication: 10/10

Stealth: 10/10

Shipping time: 10/10

Price Value: 10/10

Weight: 10/10

Quality: 10/10

If you are into this stuff - I highly recommend placing an order - At the moment she doesn't require FE (unsure how long this will last or if she plans on changing it at any point) so there is next to no risk for placing an order.

She offers anywhere from a point too an 1/8th ball. Had a very tiny problem with the first order I had placed, her batch she received was cut and before she found out had already shipped it to me - she notified me as the order was on the way, apologized and offered a very very generous compensation that I gladly accepted - and have since received. Once the package arrived I barely noticed the cut - and was still very happy with the original. The compensation received was uncut and 10/10.


Comments


[2 Points] durgsrbad:

WHAT'S THE FUCKING PRICE?


[2 Points] Yellow-King-yo:

What's the fucking price?


[2 Points] iamjustsomejerk:

jesus. $800/g? that shit goes for like $10usd a point or $50 for a full gram around here. i guess we're just spoiled here cuz where i live has the largest number of meth labs per capita in the nation. meth is literally one of the cheapest drugs on the street here besides weed. pure heroin is right up there with the cheapies too at like $70-100/g. i swear... all y'all kiwis and aussies are gettin ripped the fuck off.


[1 Points] greengrocery:

What's the fucking drug?


[1 Points] greengrocery:

I assumed as much but decided to ask for clarification anyway. Thanks man.


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

She wouldn't be the first meth vendor to make claims about their product without trying it themselves, and I'm sure she won't be the last.

To send cut meth to a meth reviewer, replace it and still get a perfect 10 for quality makes me think the reship was dependent on a glowing review.

The numbers are all 10s, but its a throwaway account and damned by faint praise. How much did you order? How long did the initial shipment take? then the re-ship? I'm assuming it was smoked, as this is the only way meth quality can be assessed - but still. You should spell it out.

Was the meth advertised as uncut? Because all vendors say theirs is premium quality, without actuall claiming it doesn't contain any cutting agents. How did it melt? Slowly? Or did it collapse into a clear pool in less than half a second, like uncut meth? Did the pipe immediately become coated throughout with white powder, showing an MSM cut? Was there any of the grassy, potpouri or piney taste of unreduced pseudoephedrine present? The first time you heated it, what did the first whisp of smoke smell like? Did the meth bubble or boil like it was wet? Did it "crack back" with the feathered bird wing or tiger stripes of uncut meth? Did it continue to do this after every hit? Did it gradually become yellow or brown? Did you overheat it? What was left on the glass after no more smoke came off? How much and what colour? Does a wet cotton bud wipe it off? How does the cotton bud smell? Does it start of harsh and cold-tasting, then gradually improve? What % of the hits tasted like meth? Was the stuff that condensed in the pipe stem smoke as well as the stuff in the bowl? that's a sign of uncut meth.

How many days did you smoke for? Did the high gradually change and follow the standard pattern? (Day 1 -sociable, day 2 - mad sex, day 3 - drunken?) Was it a "just get by with this stuff" meth, or the sort of gorgeous fetish meth that you can get into an animalistic smoking frenzy with? Where you hardly need to clean the glass, and you're shovelling more in before its even cooled down.

I swear, I've never seen a useful meth review. I've read reviews from people who snorted it because they don't have a glass pipe.

That's like a wine reviewer saying "I'm getting hints of apricot and oak" when they're drinking from a cracked mug saying "World's Best Dad". Or even lying in the gutter with the bottle in a brown paper bag, saying "The first bottle made me blind, but the shopkeeper gave me this bigger bottle"


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