just my fucking luck...

Here's the general background leading up to what happened. After doing multiple small orders (1-2 sheets of L) to my parents address, I figured I need to stop being a cunt and get a PO box. Got the PO box set up, sent a couple clearnet packs through, and then ordered my dmn stuff. I Had an order of 2500 tabs, 25 sheets coming in and was not worried, at all. After waiting monday-friday, I went friday night to get the pack.

Here's where things got extra fucking weird. My box is on the side of the building and I can't see the front door at all (and they cannot see me). I had gone with a friend and he was waiting in the car, making sure nothing shady was going on while I was inside. We were on the phone and I was just talking through those Apple earbud mic things. As I opened my box, saw the pack, grabbed it, and BOOOOOM.

"Dude, there's four or five cops walking in right now", said my friend.

Instantly I shit my pants, why the fuck are 4 uniformed officers walking in waaay past closing hours (this happened at nearly midnight).

I had really no idea what to do, the package was in my hands and a camera had seen me grab it out of my box. I figured if it's a CD there's no way of really getting out of it at this point.

So I decided to just walk straight out and hope for the best. Sure enough, the officers were walking directly towards me. Here's the part that is kind of funny but so damn fucked. I had known one of the officers pretty well.

"Hey 'my name', picking up your packages this late? Don't you have stuff to do in the morning?", said the officer.

I quickly made some stupid story how the post office was going to take my package if I never picked it up so I had to get it now. He believed it pretty well.

I don't know what sentence I had sitting on me if caught, probably a stupid fucking amount, and it was all I was thinking about. I had to hold a damn conversation with officers while having 25 sheets in my hands. Quickly ended the conversation, threw the box in my friends car and got the fuck out of there.

Worst part is that it does not end here. Next day I had gone to lunch with parents and WE SEE THE OFFICER AGAIN. He was having lunch with his family and he ran up to my family (really good friends). At this point I'm super uncomfortable, I had sold the sheets already but it was weird. He brought up how he had just seen me 12 hours ago (this is where I found out he was getting a pack when he was at the post office). Parents didn't really care about the whole thing, it was really just to top everything off.

Oh boy I cannot wait to order again


Comments


[115 Points] jointhaparty54:

After doing multiple small orders (1-2 sheets of L) to my parents address, I figured I need to stop being a cunt and get a PO box

Good way of putting it. At least you were responsible enough to realize that's a shitty thing to do.


[32 Points] weedandsyrup:

Some things that are complete coincidence can seem like a well choreographed scheme haha. It's a very small world


[35 Points] syn1k1:

Hey Loosey Lips, that's enough specifics to dox you if the right person sees this.


[24 Points] NignogAwowogei:

Oh god, knowing me few years back, tweaked out of my mind, paranoid and jumpy, when i picked up a dead drop where i got droped off 100g of ice and i would see cops, and i aint even american mind you, so lower sentences on drugs usually, id still just fucking pick it and run like a gump, like fucking sprint of my life, i would imagine ten pitbulls running behind me with huge dildos with only one intent and that is to violate my asshole, steal my investment and make me their slave for +/- 10years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU&ab_channel=AFlockOfSeagullsVEVO


[18 Points] None:

Yeah, I would delete this post if I were you. Way too specific


[14 Points] MrCrappy57:

I've been around since SR1 early days, and my thinking now is that there is some addiction to the thrill of it all, with getting away with it.


[13 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

They Are On To You Neo.....bahahahahahaa!!!!!


[8 Points] EXTRA-C:

Holy fuck. That is a lot of specifics. Don't you people ever worry that the other person will read one of these posts?

This scenario is terrifying. This would be a conversation that I would just erase from my mind after it happened. Just blacked-out.


[6 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

I've seen a few people here mentioning incidents like this recently. Retrieving pack from PO late at night, multiple squad cars roll up, not a cd. They seem to be installing silent alarms in post offices now that trip whenever someone enters to get their mail at night.


[4 Points] bafflesaurus:

You could've also used: "I work second shift and I wanted to collect my mail before heading home."


[3 Points] Moondragon_:

Wait, you sold 25 sheets that fast?

That's pretty impressive.


[3 Points] throwahooawayy:

Holy shit that's terrifying. I got scared just from seeing a sheriff pull up to my house the day I was expecting a gram of bud; there's no way I could act calm at all with 25 sheets!


[3 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

Heres me in that situation. On meth-That cop has opened up an investigation on me and hes waiting for the perfect time to pounce after gathering evidence. I then proceed to flush all of my drugs and delete all DNM activity that I can. My phone has been tapped along with all my closest friends for weeks if not months. Off meth-Weird coincidences, im sure at some level the universe created both of those coincidences for a certain reason but it obviously doesnt feel like ruining my entire future just yet, happy news.


[3 Points] custyanon:

your cop freind was there to pick up a pack as well?


[2 Points] solidshitT:

Well you got balls.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] doeboyfreessh:

Just stop selling drugs now


[1 Points] BassNet:

Every time I go pick up a pack at my PO box there's a police car in the vicinity. It's fucking crazy


[1 Points] None:

sounds like a series of unfortunate coincidences lol. glad youre safe man.


[1 Points] naveen0m:

How much did u sell them for? I thinking maybe like for 150? Cause that is a shit tone


[1 Points] TerpeneTom:

definitely happened


[1 Points] phantomvier:

I'd say you are a lucky bastard after that one. I would have quite literally shit a brick if LE walked through the door.


[1 Points] purpletastesgood:

I quickly made some stupid story how the post office was going to take my package if I never picked it up so I had to get it now. He believed it pretty well.

that's probably enough to prove that you had knowledge the package was coming. it probably would have been safer to just say you were busy earlier.

I don't know what sentence I had sitting on me if caught, probably a stupid fucking amount, and it was all I was thinking about.

worried about what to say if you are caught? how about NOTHING! anything you say will probably just incriminate you. cops don't give a fuck how good your excuses are.

before you order enough drugs to put you in prison for 10 years you should burn the basics of "don't talk to the cops" into your brain until it's part of your soul.


[1 Points] NignogAwowogei:

PLOT TWIST Actually iv finally realised what this story was and is, OP was fully tripping picked up the sheets and then talked to air, his friend knew hes got so much weight which means good times for him so he didnt tell him that hes so fucked he just talked with two imaginary police officers, op probably had to try the product after it got delivered aswell so he took some more and the lunch was all in his head, hes sitting in his room moving hands and drolling, while typing this post for good 7-8 hours thinking hes completly sober.