[Multi-Vendor Review] MrMethMan - Crystal Meth | backwoods_walmart - A-PVP | GrandMasterFlux - MDMA | KrispyKreme - MDMA

MrMethMan - Crystal Meth

TRANSACTION DETAILS
MARKET: AlphaBay
VENDOR MrMethMan
PRODUCT: 1 Gran of Crystal Meth
COST: USD $68.50 ($8.50 postage)
COUNTRIES: US to US
FE required?: No
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CUSTOMER SERVICE
RESPONSE TIME: 10/10
COURTESY/PROFESSIONALISM: 10/10
PROCESSING SPEED: 10/10
FREE SHIPPING?: No
OVERALL SHIPPING POLICIES: Offers standard 2-day + "Overnight"
OTHER INFO: "Vendor Level 6 / Trust Level 5", "229 positive feedback, 0 negative in the last month; 462+ and 1- in the last 6mo."
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STEALTH + OPSEC
VACUUM SEALED: Yes
MYLAR/NON-POROUS CONTAINERS: Yes
DECOY / MISDIRECTION: No
PACKAGE PROFILE AVOIDANCE: Somewhat, low profile package, could introduce some packaging variety and a few decoys.
PGP/OPSEC BEST PRACTICES: On point.
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PRODUCT QUALITY
Personal EXPERIENCE W/COMPOUND: 20+ yrs., plus used to mftr.
AESTHETICS: 9/10
QUALITY & POTENCY: 9/10
PRICE VALUE: 10/10
WEIGHT(UNDER/OVER/EXACT): Over
 
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TLDR: (QUICK SCORE)
SERVICE / SHIPPING: 10/10
STEALTH / OPSEC: 9/10
PRODUCT QUALITY: 9/10 (I reserve the last point for exceptional cases)

I highly recommend using MrMethMan on AlphaBay right now if you're looking for nice, clean glass. This last time I ordered, the gram that I got wasn't all one or two big xstals, but that's sorta to be expected when only ordering one gram. That said, the "shake" from this wasn't the ordinary collection of MSM cut dust. I could tell there is very little cut in this, if much at all. Very smooth high, very potent, and the best you'll get right now on the DNM in the US. I'm gonna try a slightly larger order from this vendor, and I look forward to the prompt shipping response and the delivery that comes faster than I typically anticipate. Keep up the superior customer service, MrMethMan, & you'll be in good business for a while.


backwoods_walmart - A-PVP

TRANSACTION DETAILS
MARKET: AlphaBay
VENDOR backwoods_walmart
PRODUCT: A-PVP 500mg (out of stock as of this review 5/22/16)
COST: USD $35.00 ($10.00 postage)
COUNTRIES: US to US
FE required?: No
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CUSTOMER SERVICE
RESPONSE TIME: 10/10
COURTESY/PROFESSIONALISM: 10/10
PROCESSING SPEED: 10/10
FREE SHIPPING?: No
OVERALL SHIPPING POLICIES: "Super Stealth - 4 days, $10.00, free combined shipping"
OTHER INFO: "Vendor Level 4 / Trust Level 4", "137 positive feedback, 0 negative in the last month; 191+ and 1- in the last 6mo."
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STEALTH + OPSEC
VACUUM SEALED: Yes
MYLAR/NON-POROUS CONTAINERS: Yes
DECOY / MISDIRECTION: No
PACKAGE PROFILE AVOIDANCE: Low profile package, first order.
PGP/OPSEC BEST PRACTICES: On point
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PRODUCT QUALITY
Personal EXPERIENCE W/COMPOUND: 3+ yrs w/ pyrovalerones.
AESTHETICS: 9/10
QUALITY & POTENCY: 9/10
PRICE VALUE: 10/10
WEIGHT(UNDER/OVER/EXACT): Over just slightly
 
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TLDR: (QUICK SCORE)
SERVICE / SHIPPING: 10/10
STEALTH / OPSEC: 9/10
PRODUCT QUALITY: 9/10 (I reserve the last point for exceptional cases)

This vendor is somewhat new, and he has an impressive store of stuff - this includes meth and LSD, but I decided I wanted to have a throw back jam and do some a-PVP. It's the right stuff, vaporizes easily enough, but still leaves the expected brown stain in the glass that needs to be burned off. Regardless, I like this substance b/c it doesn't keep me up for days and I don't have compulsion problems with it like so many others report. Meh. Selah.


GrandMasterFlux - MDMA

Details
Vendor: GrandMasterFlux
Market: Alphabay
Product: 1 Gram of HQ Imported MDMA 48-72 Hour Click to Door!
Shipped from: US
Shipped to: US
Cost: $45 + $10 shipping = $55
Required FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: Yes
Decoy: No
Handwriting: No
Rating
Communication: [9] / 10
Stealth: [8] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [7] / 10
Aesthetics: [6] / 10
Weight: [9] / 10
Quality: [7] / 10
Transaction: [8] / 10
Vendor: [8] / 10
Drug: [8] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [80] / 100

Product came fast, shipped out immediately. Color is consistent with the pic, so you can't fault a vendor for that. However, this stuff was a funky color and it had the feeling like there was MDMA in it, but it also could've been cut with something else like methylone. Definitely was formed into weird rocks, and MDMA by itself doesn't typically do that. Altogether though, for the low price, it was a decent enough time. Next time, I'll test it with a kit, but didn't have one handy and just decided to throw it back with some friends over the weekend. 80/100 seems brutal, but 8/10 ain't bad. The stuff is ok and the vendor was good about coming through. If you check for past stuff you may notice a few complaints, but it seems they're on top of it now. At the mome, they're in vacay mode though.


KrispyKreme - MDMA

Details
Vendor: KrispyKreme
Market: Alphabay
Product: 1g MDMA -USA-
Shipped from: USA
Shipped to: USA
Cost: $55 + $10 shipping = $65
Required FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: Yes
Decoy: No
Handwriting: No
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [9] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [9] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [9] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [98] / 100

This shit came quickly and efficiently, marked shipped within 12 hrs, and shipping was a day earlier than expected. The vendor is very polite & helpful, & the service is still just as good as when I used it months ago through one of the other markets (I think it was either Nucleus or Evolution). It was $55 with $10 shipping, totally worth it, totally recommended, and I will be ordering again. This stuff rocks!


Comments


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

Another beautiful post. Good work Mr. Bob!


[2 Points] InTheDitch:

Glad to see GMF ship something out in a timely manner for you. I had to wait over 2 weeks just for .5. I tested it with 3 regents though and it tested perfect with them. Haven't personally tried it out yet though.


[1 Points] octomarvel:

Comprehensive as fuck.

=)


[1 Points] TreeTopFlier:

I like the review template you used--especially the info on recent vendor feedback and your experience with the substance. Those are definitely relevant pieces of info to have that the other templates I've seen don't include


[1 Points] entactoBob:

So an update to MrMethMan's review – second order went through smoothly: weight was generous, gear is on-point again, shipping: punctual, fast response time (within hours).

This time, there was a decoy in place & the packaging was changed up; always a good idea for avoiding package profiling… Good job, M3; keep it up!

EDIT: He's also got some 30mg Adderalls for $17/piece. Not too shabby for DNM prices; check him out if you have a need for speed.