USPS fuck ups are going to fuck me.

USPS has fucked up so many times on my legal clearnet packages lately that I'm starting to get scared I'll get fucked because of one of their mistakes. They have continuously either marked my package delievered on tracking and not actually delievered it and now have delivered my packages to the wrong address. I have to call them multiple times everytime or it doesn't get resolved.

Now I'm worried that one of these times they'll fuck up with one of my DNM orders and deliver it to the wrong address and some nosey fuck will open it, find my goodies, then either report it to the police or just take my drugs for themselves.

Well that's all the complaining I've got in me for today... Wish my damn mailman would wait until after work to use his drug of choice so he wouldn't fuck up so often and risk me losing mine. :(


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[9 Points] drugsnboobs:

Wish my damn mailman would wait until after work to use his drug of choice so he wouldn't fuck up so often and risk me losing mine. :(

Order meth, wait for him to steal it, enjoy his increased efficiency.


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[2 Points] at69:

His drug of choice most likely is the same as yours from the sounds of it. You are an enabler!


[2 Points] Bobrosshappytreesman:

Your post man is probably like one of those you see in the news dumping mail in the woods or storing it in his car.


[1 Points] papervoid:

Now I'm worried that one of these times they'll fuck up with one of my DNM orders and deliver it to the wrong address

This is the game we choose to play. :-/