That's not my mailman...

K. This is fucked. I've ordered from 2 scary ass vendors in the last month and I still haven't got either pack. Been watching the mailbox like a hawk this week. All week I've had a new mailman. Guy looks like a fucking narc with his stupid moustache. I've been losing my mind and smoking way more than normal. Barely sleeping. How long do USPS employees usually get for vacation? How often do they get switched to new routes? Is this fuck's moustache gonna be the last thing I see on the outside? Someone please talk me down and tell me I'm just being paranoid.

And you can shut the fuck up about my cock size, Automod. I've had enough of your shit.


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[28 Points] jack19056:

Offer him a blowjob for weed, that way you have entrapped him to do something illegal himself. Fight fire with fire my friend.


[10 Points] jjcooli0h:

Might as well put this dwindling free time to good use - like by gathering some stuff to put in care packages for people to send to you in prison.
You know, like a box full of books you've always wanted read....


[7 Points] Nano-Bunny:

Man, OP really just needs to act as if the automod doesn't exist...


[5 Points] FuckTheJakes:

Sometimes you get substitute mail men. Packs have been slow for everyone.


[3 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

Am I fucked


[3 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

Shit I was expecting a CD (kinda still am) and have been seeing the sketchiest mailmen delivering mail at different than normal times...I'm kinda freaking the fuck out don't wanna go back to jail


[3 Points] Theeconomist1:

Dude. It'll be okay. Just relax and enjoy the moustashioued mailman. What style is it? Like California Highway Patrol thick? Or one of those pencil thin ones?


[3 Points] None:

I agree that it's slightly odd. Better murder him just to be safe.


[2 Points] Invictus-Animus:

How much meth do you consume hourly? I think your vendor should lower that prescription for you


[2 Points] LordAK47:

How scary were these vendors? Skydiving scary or freddy krueger scary?


[1 Points] wowimees:

Listen dude even if your packages got intercepted there is a little chance that police will take the time and effort to deal with the buyer they mostly are concerned about busting the dealer. Perhaps if you are that paranoid maybe leave the state for a while if you are living in America or just going on a vacation and maybe if police really are intending to pay you a visit then they will probably forget about you, they have other business to do than just sit at your doorstep. Anyway best of luck to you.


[1 Points] drdnmmd:

Still waiting on my pack from Kacikz. No weird mailmen that I know of but I work during the day. Should I have someone watch my place or set up a camera or something?


[1 Points] SlappySpanBank:

Lesson here is... keep your OpSec tight so that when a package is intercepted by LE you'll be ready.


[1 Points] thugass:

And you can shut the fuck up about my cock size, Automod. I've had enough of your shit.

The only sensible comment you made.

You probably just got ripped off by said vendors, that's why you shouldn't do business with scary ass people.


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[1 Points] None:

You should just shit in your mailbox. I'm talking, go eat a whole box of tacos from Taco Bell and straight up spray the inside of your mailbox. It's not like they are gonna put the drugs in it anyways. Especially if it's a CD. If it's a CD, they are going to try t0 put it in your hands at your door with a signature. Might as well line the inside of your mail box with diarrhea for who ever in the fuck has to open it next. Especially if you think it's a cop. Only bad part is they might get a DNA sample. Big whoop, as long as you don't sign for it, you're good. People shove drugs up their ass all the time. A little poop ain't gonna hurt. Specially if it's your own poo.


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[1 Points] Darknettoker:

Talk to your mommy about getting a lawyer.


[1 Points] None:

I have like 3 diff mailmen that switch routes. It happens. I don't think they would switch the mailman for a whole week just to CD you. Clean house to be safe but I don't think the mailman has anything to do with it.


[0 Points] Lucyintehsky:

Meth, not even once.


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