[Multi-Vendor review] Edibles edition: Calikindness and Stickykitty

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Calikindness/DHL
Product/s reviewed: 30mg Jolliest Ranchers X36 http://darkheroesq46awl.onion/product/400
International?: No
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $165 (for 36 Jolly Ranchers)
Incentives for Review?: No
Shipping cost: Don't recall
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (96%)

Shipping was fast, inside of a week. Low profile package, and contents were just slightly overweight (thanks!) If I had any recommendations for Calikindness, it would be to do something about the individual packaging/labeling of the candies to make their less conspicuous, since they might be my go-to for bringing thc into events without actually carrying combustible material. Specifically, switching to labels with less-sticky backing, so that an end user could take off a label easily, toss it, and still have the wrapped jolly rancher. This isn't a complaint though, since if I really wanted to I could just buy some jolly ranchers and re-wrap my candies in their wrappings. 2 of these babies get the job done for me. As recommended, take these on a full stomach.

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Stickykitty/Hansa
Product/s reviewed: Flaming Missionary Position 50mg X10 http://hansamkt3iph6sbb.onion/listing/98155/
International?: No
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $39 (for 10 chocolates)
Incentives for Review?: No, but slight incentive for following directions
Shipping cost: $0
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (96%`)

I don't think my review can really add much to Stickykitty's rep around here. This vendor interacts regularly on this sub, got my package to me quickly from the time I ordered, and threw in an extra chocolate as reward for taking the time to read and follow their stated terms of service. A completely no-hassle order, and I hope to make future purchases.


Comments


[4 Points] throwaway20161025:

CaliKindness is the truth.