Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[20 Points] DW380:

Its all a lie no one ever gets a pack and they all shills, drugs not even real..


[20 Points] bobleeswagatron:

Paid a homeless guy to purchase for me at a bitcoin atm then sent the money through 4 different tumblers using a burner laptop on public wifi. This is for an order for 5 viagra pills that I had sent to a drop location i've been lubing up for the past 4 months. It's been two days since it was marked shipped and still nothing. Am I fucked? Already cleaned house and sold home


[5 Points] AlbertHoffmanchild:

How does one sell test-kitted high purity MDMA at a EDM festival without being locked in a cage like an animal? How do you spot a reptilian LE in drag? Where does the "deal" go down? Don't the reptiles search you at the doors?


[7 Points] coffeencreme:

LE are behind all the DDoS. They are DDoSing fuck out of everyone to try to break up the scene.


[7 Points] loveisrealnfa:

All aluminum foil purchases are logged by NSA


[3 Points] EZRiderp:

Quantik is either LE or exit scamming. People(shills) say packs are landing and that cops would never send out packs, yet I havn't seen a single post stating that the packs are legit. They are either weak or etz(maybe that implies fake bars are with unidentified etz).

I wonder if the LE feel they can legally send out RCs because of the grey zone...? Would be a great way to gain intel on high level resellers, earn some btc on the side, and they don't have to worry about the whole 'not letting the drugs/money walk' mentality.


[3 Points] None:

I used my tinfoil hat to make a super 420 style weed pipe, I had no idea it was tuesday, I can feel the government beams reaching my pineal gland, A.K.A. my 3rd eye, or browneye as the ancients called it, you might not have a 3rd browneye if you've never reached 4th plateau on DXM though, I can taste Obama, he wants me to stimulate my economy, my penis is in my hand, it looks and feels like Illuminati, Im gonna show my mom to make sure.


[2 Points] PiffCrew420:

We've been lied to our whole lives, the earth is flat, the British Royal Family are reptilian shapeshifting beings, man!!!

Illuminati!!!!! :D


[2 Points] None:

Reddit Privacy Policy Changes, and some further discussion.

Have fun.


[2 Points] egocentrichris:

Automoderator is actually Trappy_Pandora's cousin, Rappy_Pandora, a tribute act to 50 cent.


[2 Points] throwawayhopefakelet:

Gene001 domestic love letters are fake but everyone is too scared to take a picture so we can know for sure so my drop is burned forever


[1 Points] octomarvel:

Tinfoil hats actually don't help.

Y'all need to be making them tinfoil slippers, man...

=)


[1 Points] qsift2:

shyt up automod