TheStealthSuite's wild ride - vendor review

Here's a summary of my dramatic TheStealthSuite wild ride, a roller coaster of product, promises, endless excuses.


Day 0 - I placed an order with TSS after previously ordering and receiving some top notch K. I sent a PM asking for a custom order of MDMA since the lowest amount listed was 7g. The guy who responded was very responsive and seemed to be a real person, and said "brother" a lot so I imagined I was talking to a drug slinging Hulk Hogan. So, we worked out a deal for 3g of MDMA and 1g of K for ~$220, and the MDMA would ship immediately with the K to follow. The custom listing is actually still up, and for some reason unknown to me there's a duplicate listing at a lower price.

Now, they asked me to FE, and I did since I had a positive initial experience. I realize now that it's against the rules, but I knew I was taking a risk.

Day 7 - MDMA pack arrives, a bit slower than expected but it's about a gram overweight and they threw in some white redbulls which apparently are an amphetamine RC they were calling "mini rolls" (4-FA?). I asked about them and they said they couldn't remember what they are, which is kind of ridiculous if you ask me. So I have these pills that I won't take cuz I don't know what they are. Overall I felt as though this was pretty generous so they earned the benefit of the doubt for now. Oh yeah, and the M is fire, very pure, and the stealth was fantastic which certainly contributed.

At the same time, there was a reddit thread that had just popped up that was a bit shilly looking and they asked me if I'd pop in there and mention the deal I got, so I did since I was interested in a regular K connection. Even spend the time to clean and upload a picture.

Day 20 - No K. Sent message. No response.

Day 23 - Another message, no response again.

Day 26 - They finally get back to me. They said they had a "security issue", and that they'd look into my K.

Day 29 - They finally get back to me. They are "seriously so sorry", my pack was shipped to someone else. They called their employee a "fucking retard" and said he's fired. Said they're going to "seriously hook me up". Emphasized that they've NEVER screwed anyone and that they always make people happy in the end. "I promise you - you will be taken care of, and you are not the only one from that batch. 3 others are in the same boat."

I edit my reddit post with an update. I'm still giving them the benefit of the doubt for now, they are importing hard drugs after all and they seem earnest. I'm certainly wary though.

Day 32 - Took 3 days to get back to me again. My order is "first on the list to go out" and the issue was out of their control but now they're gonna take care of me. Okay fine, just send me the pack.

Day 40 - No pack. I message them. They seem confused. I mention that the order is so old that it's now gone from my history.

Day 41 - "They missed you, and I am so sorry. It will be out to you when we get our next shipment which will 100% be tomorrow or Fri at the latest. We will express it to you with extra - you have my word. I am so sorry, man. Honestly.."

Benefit of the doubt has worn thin. At this point I'm pretty pissed and I basically say so, I've been spending entire weeks expecting a pack to land at any time, I FE'd, and I made a public post backing them, and this is what I get.

Day 42 - They offer me a free pack of MDMA while they wait for the K reup, which I refuse because I have plenty of MDMA. I just want the damn K. I'm still sorta playing nice because I want the fucking product, but I don't have much hope. They seem so outrageously disorganized.

Day 47 - No communication, no pack. I send a message asking what's up.

Day 48 - I send another message saying to please just let me know if they're writing me off as a customer. At this point, just be straight with me, if you're gonna fuck me over just tell me and I'll move on.

They are "so extremely sorry" and blame their plug for being unreliable (wrong product, wrong dates, incorrect addresses). Now they offer me some blow as a bonus for my pack. I say sure just send my pack. They ask that I talk to them before posting about this online anywhere.

Day 53 - No communication, no pack. I ask if the pack is going out this week (it's a Monday), they respond "100000000000000%". Maybe this stupid shit is about to be over?

Day 56 - I send a message saying wtf.

Day 59 - I send another message saying wtf, quoting their request to not post about it and say I tried to talk to them but they've disappeared from the face of the goddamn earth.

Day 60 - They finally get back to me. They say AB has taken control of their account, which I assumed was because they were asking people to FE early. They offer a 50% refund and double product, or a 100% refund, which I pretty much think is bullshit at this point. They say that AB is fucking them and that they can't use it anymore so I should email them.

I emailed them, reminding them that we're at 1/6 of a year since I placed my order.

Day 61 - AB message from them saying they're going to refund me. They also claim that AB is going to exit scam. I email them again saying let's get this refund on.

I then go on reddit and see their FUD AlphaBay post and laugh, the obvious conclusion is that they're dropping this TheStealthSuite identity and scamming all of their customers in the lurch. Their AB account is banned.

Day 66 - Today. No email responses. It appears to be over.


You know, if they had just fucked me and moved on, I wouldn't have minded so much. But this, this was ridiculous. It's like they were fucking me slowly, edging closer and closer but never quite popping off.

It does seem like it was their incompetence that caused the problems rather than maliciousness, but it doesn't matter, scammed is scammed. I did get good product and a decent amount extra (and some unknown pills that I doubt I'll ever touch), but I just wanted my goddamn K.

TSS - I'm sure you're gonna try again, and I assume you're going to have to start over and use a new name. Drop all the bullshit next time, all this flowery language about NEVER fucking over your customers is a joke. Why make promises you can't keep. When you fail to deliver the product it is YOUR fault, not the fault of your employees or your plug. I get that shit happens, and I was patient, and even helped you out a bit, and you're so incompetent that you fucked yourself in the end. Get your house in order, brother.

So yeah, that's my fucking review of TheStealthSuite. YMMV.


Comments


[3 Points] versaceodh:

Same exact same thing happened to me mate, almost to a T. They must've used the same wording in my messages as with yours.

Mine was only a g of K, but still. Not to mention the price of BTC has undoubtedly gone up since then (2.5months ago).


[1 Points] EatSheets:

Lol. 2 month conclusion to a shitty ending. Sorry my man