You might be waiting for the mail to come if....

You might be waiting for the mail to come if.... your roommates wonder why you're stepping out for so many smoke breaks

You might be waiting for the mail to come if.... as soon as you get home from work, you drink until you pass out so tomorrow comes faster

You might be waiting for the mail to come if.... you relentlessly troll your seller's feedback looking for clues

(this is meant to be lighthearted)


Comments


[117 Points] Harry_Fraud:

When you're angry it's a National Holiday, you're waiting for dope in the mail


[28 Points] JburnaDNM:

I lol'd so hard about the drinking too much so the next day comes faster. I am the second to last house on my route and my mail comes at 4:30pm which makes for a long day. So if I have the day off and I'm expecting a pack I stay up all night so I can sleep all day because I hate waiting for My pack to show.

The even more messed up thing the mailman always passes the house across the street from me around 10:50am and doesn't make it back to me until 5:30pm.


[21 Points] lucidreams_DNM:

When mail runs shortly after you go into work and you live close so you lie to your boss about forgetting something at the house for you can go check to see if package has arrived.


[17 Points] None:

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[15 Points] None:

When you see a mailvan and you can't help yourself but wonder if your pack is there


[13 Points] Spicy_Tripp:

....you realize your mailman got a new haircut yesterday... ....you realize your mailman has some new white kicks on.... ....you named your mailman "mailman mike" and curse him out silently from your window blinds when you don't see a priority pack... :)


[7 Points] DalRcg:

I've been waiting for the mail to come for 3 months now... FUCK you SciDMT, keep my £40 asshole.


[8 Points] None:

...You get mysusps updates on your phone


[4 Points] nuhyM:

That feeling when dnm sub becomes facebook. Why don't we make "love is" post, ladies?


[5 Points] Ulament:

Anyone else go through a new set of blinds every other week or is it just me?


[2 Points] OtherColin:

Ive convinced myself ive heard a mailman for the last 3 days


[2 Points] trapptripp:

How about F5'ing a site every 5min to see if you bitcoins have come thru, so that you can order the goods


[2 Points] loveisrealnfa:

If you put the flag up to denote that you have outgoing mail, even when you don't, so you can easily see if the mailperson came


[1 Points] PiffCrew420:

Been waiting for the mail to arrive since last week, still no sign of my care package, waiting for shit to get delivered is the worst part of this whole DNM business for me.


[1 Points] DME43:

When chilling by hanging out the window looking for the mailman becomes a daily routine


[1 Points] The_Cold_Tugger:

You might be waiting for the mail to come when the sight of a priority mail envelope gives you a half chub


[1 Points] None:

When you call your drop location to see if he got the pack 12 times a day..


[0 Points] RiotPr1nc3ss:

I just have a personal mailbox, I wasn't sure to send mail to my home mail box. My PMB is smooth operating they call me by or before 10am saying I got a pckg in. Im kind of scared to receive pckgs @ my actual home address....


[0 Points] kufiking:

My pack says it has been "Delivered In/At" the mailbox yesterday, however, it wasn't in there. The mailbox was full, so hopefully they bring it today. Anyone else have experience with this?


[0 Points] BakedPastaParty:

Shit this hit way too close to home. Please USPS. PLEASEEE


[-5 Points] KigurumiCatBoomer:

Shitpost.


[-19 Points] sam8404:

You might be a jackass when...

You make a stupid joke like this one

Hahahaha😆😆😆