Vendor Warning --> Mr Maserati (Sending Out Birth Control Apparatus Instead Of What Was Advertised)

Just stumbled across this and whilst part of me was cracking up, the other half was more than a little worried for any customers (past or present) of Mr Maserati.... A story so bizarre I find it difficult to believe someone would make it up, especially as he's not known for his cool demeanor on the forums

Copied from http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion/forum/index.php?threads/mrmaserati-your-no-nonsense-power-supplier.5002/page-17

User Gigglypuff appears to have had "quite" the experience.....

(copy paste begins now....drumroll)

having been warned by longer/more valued members about the importance when posting regarding about mr maserati (something about a loose wire and threats of doxxing his customers), i've decided to share my recent "experience" with said "vendor". give or take a bit (in order to further camoflauge my buyers accout) but let's say a month ago i placed an order for a gram of what was promoted as some very top of the line stuff and at a fairer than fair price (or so i believed at the time, hindsight is a blessing). as a sign of respect, and also as it's not my first venture on the marketplaces i finilized early - surely all his great great feedback must amount to something I pondered but trustfully pressed finilize. After 15 days no show, i wrote to mrm to inform him that i had yet to receive my order and that i had wanted to write to him sooner, but thought it would appear annoying or what have you. the reply I received was that i was a known scammer and that there would be no reship as i had most probably sniffed the whole g as i am supposidely a junkie bad person. i do not feel the need to justify myself in a forum but lets say he's not the brightest lightbulb in the growroom. However, 2 days later I received at a drop what I believed to be a partial reship despite his furious temper. Imagine my surpise as I eagerly unwrapped a condom with a note printed attatched "go fuck yourself" vacuumed sealed. I have no want to get MODS/any other vendor who I may have dealt with to vouch for me but a couple of old timers have seen the photographic evidence and were gobsmacked.

DO NOT BUY FROM THIS NUTCASE, YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU RECEIVE A CHEAP IMITATION DUREX CONDOM LET ALONE ANY DECENT DRUGS...... (copy paste finishes, curtains fall, stage lights dim)

Believe what you want but certainly quite a worrying scenario and will stick to vendors with less mental issues. Namaste


Comments


[5 Points] XannyManziel:

vac sealed condom opsec 6/9


[5 Points] gottatakeLs:

I'm sorry man, but thats the funniest shit I've read all day. On the plus side, I'm sure you just made a lot of peoples days on here. I know you made mine lmao.


[3 Points] kr3wmonk3y:

Im sorry this happened (if it did)

But a vendor sending a customer a condom with a note saying "go fuck yourself", and even to go as far as to vacuum seal it is literally comedy gold. (sorry buyer :( )

I'm not even mad...actually i'm impressed


[2 Points] jackoass:

Thanks for the heads up and for sharing a laugh.


[1 Points] octomarvel:

0/5 not happening.

No show on coke, Plus the rubber broke.

Aww shit, I'm rapping.

=)


[1 Points] itsbooming:

Funny as shit. Would have been funnier if he actually stuck coke in it but mixed it with lubricant so it is ruined but still smelled like fire just to really be an asshole.


[1 Points] jaydee0007:

What a wanker.


[1 Points] Dokturo:

Lol quite a story :)


[1 Points] None:

Hey, at least he's watching out for the women out there. What with all the dose raping going on these days.


[1 Points] incog0002:

gold


[1 Points] MrMaseratisupport:

Quote from: DNMAvenger on July 21, 2016, 04:34:49 PM THat really sucks. He has had some issues in the past that ECR called him out on. I thought he straightened up.

MrQuality since a long time now has tried to organised the harming buyers to destroy MrMaerwti business but we know very well what we are doing.

We will fuck the harming buyer better than they try to tuck the business of MrMaserati. We are the one for same quality always unlike those who cannot compete with MrMaserai.

All harming buyers names and addresses like svage and the fake reviewers are blacklisted. You will see that we will repay this attempt to fuck the name of MrMaserati very good.

The Darknet Avengers forum is run by the very cork ever harming buyers, the gentlman vendors do not need them. There is enough business for everyone. I run this list and it costs me money but for quality vendors only Randomasif is the vouch.

Fuck you!!!

;-)

MrMaserati will fuck better these harming buyers.