Cocaine test kit recommendations and informal reviews (US)....

I'd like to know what test kits to get for cocaine. I'd like to be able to test quality/purity, active cuts and anything else that might be useful. Depending on price I might get a few different ones just to compare results. I realize these aren't super accurate but I'd just like to get a rough idea. Any suggestions on specific test kits and where to order online?

Now on to the reviews... I've ordered from several vendors in the past few months and all have been major disappointments.

Alexsosa1kg about a month ago I got ball from him that was absolute shit, no euphoria and increased heart rate instantly. The rocks where also very hard. I've ordered from him in the past and his product was great but this was very disappointing.

Fonz about a month ago when he had just come back. Again it was pretty bad, nothing like his previous product. His previous stuff was weirdly hygroscopic and would start clumping back together very quickly but had great euphoria with no speediness.

NCZ and ColumbiaMagic both had very similar product. Looked decent and was pretty shinny but no euphoria and very speedy.


Comments


[1 Points] ProfessorFarnsworth3:

Eztest on Evo has the eztest cocaine combo test that has all three for like $40.


[1 Points] Sl4ph4ppy:

+1 your negative analysis of alexsosa1kg is spot on - vendor sells avg or below quality but continues charging top dollar (gliding on reputation). Product is jittery, poor euphoria and CLEARLY rebricked with a hard, chalky consistency. It is also very CAUSTIC and hard on the ole beak. Either quality control went missing of late (doubtful) or something much worse - vendor has such a large customer base that burning some people doesn't bother him. Messaged him (only recourse since FE required) but nonchalant response also disappointing. Hope he steps up his game or he will lose a lot of customers quickly :/

Side note: ez tests of purity are not very useful. Case in point - Sosa's recent batch tested high but was not good at all.


[1 Points] Terrascoot:

Try out vaporpen on agora or aaapee911 on agora who is also evopee911 on evolution.

And if u do, tell us if aaapee911 eztest results match the picture that he posts with listings. Not saying they dont but just curious.

Vaporpen had good coke for the price (95 gram). Stealth was ok.

Aaapee911 has good to excellent coke (ordered a few kinds over last few komths) and genius stealth.