I got a pink slip in my mailbox saying that they could not deliver my package (10 pills) Their reason was tat it was "oversized". Would any vendor send such a small order in a package that is too large to fit into a ~ 7" x 15" x 7" in] - a standart mailbox) It seems like a set up to me, to make me to go the postoffice to sign for it...Any thoughts?
UPDATE: I made a comment on the USPS website page relating to the package, asking them to re- deliver it (this was one of the choices) and to just leave it on my porch. Also wrote the same thhing on the pink slip, which I will place back in my mailbox.
Lemme tell you why not picking it up is maybe NOT the way to go. It's gonna take a short essay, but bear with me.
Two scenarios if you DONT pick up:
one, it WAS a setup and congrats, you're already on the shit list now. Maybe they'll just give up at that point for some reason, even though they've got this elaborate plan involving post offices and hidden police? I mean, maybe? But then why would they even try so hard just to give up here?
The consequence here: you'll either have to burn your address and never order drugs there again, maybe never even anywhere in your name again, or, if you do order drugs again cause you're a ballsy dude, you'll be living with the most deliberating anxiety over getting your door busted down at any second, any day of the week. Who knows, maybe they'll come back to your house outta nowhere and pull a CD on you next week if you don't pick this pack up soon? You think they'll just toss it in the trash and go home? Perhaps. Perhaps not.
Lots of possibilities. The ONLY SINGLE good one here is the idea that if you don't go to them soon they'll just go "hmph" and leave you alone forever. And you'll be shitting yourself on the possibility of it not being the case for a long time.
The other possibility: it was NOT a setup. No cops ever found your drugs. GG, you just left a package full of drugs with your name and address on it. It will get opened by someone out there in the world eventually, either by whoever the fake return address is for, or by a public worker in some post office if the address is invalid. Either way, you're in hot fuckin water here. And again, you'll be sitting there, wondering for weeks if the cops are currently being called at this very minute to some house in Missouri where the return address pack (with your name and address) was finally opened.
In either situation, you're almost guaranteed to be in hot water (unless the people who find your pills don't call the police; essentially praying for a miracle).
You're essentially guaranteeing yourself that either police will find it soon or have found it already, in the hopes that this diabolical plot ends at "drats he didn't come pick it up today at the post office!"
Compare those two scenarios above to if you DO pick it up (after clearing house 100% and clearing all devices of any access to chat/browsing histories, encrypting things like bitcoin wallets if you have to, etc).
Either it's safe and sound, and you go on your way, (this is, by the way, the almost-definite answer), or it wasn't safe and the cops..... jump out from the ceiling to get you? Come guns blazin from the closet when you touch your pack?
Consider this:
There were, as of the early 2010s, 34,000 post offices in the US. Police are not standing under the desk at every office waiting for criminals to pick up illegal packages.
But, for argument's sake, let's say they do arrest you in this weird and out-of-the-way method. You're clean, dude. You don't have to say shit to them. Let your lawyer and clean house speak. There's zero evidence on you anywhere and you can just tell them you got a fuckin letter to pick up a pack at the PO. Why wouldn't you go see what they were holding? You don't need to know what a pack is before you obtain it. That's it, man, that's your get out free card. You didn't buy 30 pounds of fent; the police will not be spending thousands of dollars trying to find nanograms of drugs on your floor in some attempt to build a case against you. If this crazy situation ever became a reality, you're already protected against it. Just deny everything and there's no evidence on you.
So, in retrospect: if you leave it, you will live in fear and paranoia for a moderate to extended period of time. You may even actually get a knock on your door one day from those cops who found the pack at the return address. And they may just catch you on a day that you currently have a bunch of drugs in your drawers and shit. I doubt your house is clean 24/7.
But...... If you pick it up right after making sure your devices are clean of you being involved in the ordering of drugs and your house is also clear of illegal drugs, you're guaranteed safe either way and you'll get this entire problem out of the way sooner than later.
Anyways, lemme know what you think about this argument. I think it's a pretty sound path of logic for people who are worried about relatively harmless quantity packages like these.