Has anyone gone through TSA and vacationed with xanax/pg or another illegal liquid solution?

I get nervous as hell on planes, plus if I goo on a long vacation it would definitely be nice to have. I was considering using small essential oil bottles and just mixing it really strong so the amount it small. I was thinking maybe some juice they use for ecigs along with my old kit so it looks like I'm just a vaper even though I don't do tobacco anymore, that way I would have a dropper I could use in the plane bathroom, etc. I would be mixing power super strong and putting it into ejuice bottles and packing it with my ecig, I would never do anything to get caught checking on a plane with illegal drugs but considering I don't think dogs smell out xanax and I have a benzo script anyways. To me this sounds like a foolproof plan pretty much, well not fool proof but like taping a couple of pills to your private parts before the full body scan level of risk foolproof.

Am I an idiot or might this work? Am I just stupid for even thinking about it? I would just order some where I'm going but then again it's not domestic and I'm not sure how getting a pack at a hotel will work out, especially as far as timing (I don't want to pay extra nights just so can order it in advance and they will save the mail). Thanks guys and sorry if any of that was stupid or sounded dumb.


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[2 Points] hardworkworkworktwer:

I have no advice to offer but i once got 10 sugar cubes from my cousin before heading back across country, I dissolved them in a water bottle and took it with me. that being said, my old lady travels with canna oil in her vape kit all the time and never has there been an incident. so I assume sneaking a vial of pg in with your vape kit would work. Never tried any of this for international though.


[2 Points] now_its_a_dick_joke:

If dogs were trained to smell Xanax in an airport, nobody would get on to their flight on time.

Any pills for that matter are undetectable by dogs. Even at customs. Or so a random guy once told me in the wine section at Whole Foods.


[2 Points] nignogjuices:

Alright so there are a few different options you could take. The sheet doesing thing seems like it could work, however it would probably be the most work, and also the highest probability for accidental over/underdosing. With benzos I really wouldn't want to fuck up the doesing. A normal vape bottle is 30ml, sample bottles are 10ml. You can dissolve a shitload of Xanax into that much. Really you'd only need to bring one 30ml bottle to be able to get past the TSA people. Honesty you could go to a local vape shop and ask if you can have an empty used bottle. Either the shop will give you one or one of the employees with give you their old one. PG can be picked up off amazon cheap af as well as syringes.

As for taking oxys, buy an AM/PM pill container and put one in each slot. Also toss some random vitamins and supplements in there so it seems natural.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Devoid_:

They're a little testy about liquids over a certain weight with a little research you could probably put together a good plan. The TSA is a joke


[1 Points] imnotfrosty:

Used to use "Flo" bottles with a 10mg/ml concentration and they traveled fine with no issues.


[1 Points] None:

How much do you need? You can always get Indian generics for $1-2/mg, the benefit being they are unmarked. You can put them in a vitamin container or some bullshit and check your bag. Or even bring it on the plane. QualityRX is a domestic reseller and ships same day (granted they have a cutoff) and are east coast. If you ordered right now they would probably land Saturday.

Personally last time I flew I just mailed myself 10 3.5mg bars to the address I was staying at for a while (girlfriends parents house so I sent it to her, and yes she knew). Stealth was awful, but it landed.

EDIT: nevermind, I just reread and saw you were going international. my advice is useless here.


[1 Points] imahunter33:

I travel with illegal drugs in my carry on bag every time I fly. Last month I flew internationally from a major American airport with over 20g of BHO shatter, 10 pressed mdma pills, a few xanax bars, etc... the bag went through the xray scanner twice because I forgot I had a water bottle in the bag. Needless to say, I got to my destination without any issues. As long as you don't have a loaded gun you'll be fine (you'd probably be fine with the loaded gun too, according to the latest stats on how terrible TSA's efficiency is). As Nike says, "just do it".


[1 Points] altecMI:

tiny bottle of cough syrup? I usually put it on paper the size of index card it may be 50 hits but no one suspects a thing. Hard to get liquid on board


[1 Points] Sofakingcoolstorybro:

Just check it in? Make some blotters for the plane, shouldn't be too bad?