Best housewarming gift ever!!

So I just moved to a new area in the city. I've always lived in places where the usps deliveries would come no earlier than 1 or 2pm. Now I live about 5 blocks from a post office so I was hoping for earlier deliveries. I just saw my sack-toating letter slinger trekking down my street at NINE IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!! That's like three additional hours to 'examine' my deliveries. Anyone else out there have super earlier delivery times?


Comments


[10 Points] xanaxxanaxxanax:

Your package has a chance to be a day late now since it might not making the morning truck or delivery on the expected date.

I'm talking from personal experience.


[4 Points] redditulousfun:

Stalk the mail man in area you want to move to follow him for a few days and get his route down


[5 Points] redditulousfun:

Seriously though seems like kind of a nutjob kinda reason to move


[2 Points] None:

I'm pretty sure my mailman does my block dead last...I don't get my mail before 4 PM ever, it's generally closer to 5 PM. kinda sucks cause like, gotta wait all day for my goodies...but on the flip side, if anything shows up early there's something up.


[2 Points] WP8sucks:

No such luck on my end :/ I can literally see the post office from my house but the mail usually doesn't get here until 5 or 6pm. Yesterday I got three different letters addressed to three different people, none of who live here. And one time my mailman actually marked my package as delivered but forgot to leave it in the mailbox.


[1 Points] pe3knuckl3r:

i was just thinking about moving to an earlier mail delivery spot... how do you go about finding this out? ask at the post office? how to not come off like a weirdo..


[1 Points] BoxAddict:

Just remembered my username and chuckled at my original obliviousness to the connection


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

If mail delivery times are the important factor when decidingb where to live, move to the UK.

Most ordinary mail is delivered the day after posting. You can buy from me before 3PM and be guaranteed to be ripping open an envelope of high quality drugs before 9AM tomorrow, anywhere in England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland.

And British chicks will love your accent.