Review: SClabs dank $10 sampler of OG Kush and Grape Ape [Hansa] (x-post /r/DankNation)

Vendor Info
Vendor sclabs (PGP Key)
Market Hansa
Vendor Link hansaURL/vendor/sclabs/
Note to Vendors
I am always always happy to take professional-quality photographs and write honest reviews of your samples. If you like what you see, send me a PM.
Subject Score (x/5) Details
Shipping Time 5/5 Paid Thurs, shipped Fri, arrived Mon. Fast!
Packaging/Stealth 4/5 Double vacuum sealed; packed in a box so no crushing! No decoy.
Communication x/5 Did not exchange messages.
Product Quality 5/5 Smells amazing. High is great. Seems like top-shelf bud at incredibly low prices. Bud seemed on the humid side - honestly not sure if that's good or bad.
Weight x/5 Did not weigh but certainly >= 2 grams
Value 5/5 Great sample price and vendor is currently selling ounces for $160 USD
Overall Experience 5/5 Significantly above expectations for professionalism for a "new" vendor offering initial samples. Will consider buying an ounce using 2-of-3 escrow multisig to be safe.
Pictures: Links
OG Kush angle 1 anonimag.es - catbox.moe - cubeupload.com
OG Kush angle 2 anonimag.es - catbox.moe - cubeupload.com
OG Kush from above anonimag.es - catbox.moe - cubeupload.com
Grape Ape angle 1 anonimag.es - catbox.moe - cubeupload.com
Grape Ape angle 2 anonimag.es - catbox.moe - cubeupload.com
Strain High
OG Kush Smell I can only describe as "very typical bud smell" haha. I smoked this at about 11pm and did not get sleepy for the duration of the high. I masturbated vigorously 4 times and then layed in a hot bath messaging women on Tinder for an hour. Barely remember it. 10/10.
Grape Ape I can't stop cracking open the bag and smelling this bud. It smells like Fruit Loops cereal. High was pretty heady. Vision blurred and felt a little dizzy. Vendor says: "This particular strain makes patients feel relaxed happy and euphoric."

I consume my bud via vape.

See 7 April 2017 update.


Comments


[2 Points] None:

Thank you for being completely honest and saying it was 4 times and not just once.


[1 Points] THIRDEYEH:

that grape ape looks great