"Money Laundering" Question

Long story short, I'm a young guy. I don't do a lot of drugs, I have a really positive mindset and my head screwed right on. You can even call me Phillips if you want because my head is screwed on that much, nah I'm joking I've been up to no good.. obviously ;-)

I have been buying small quantities of drugs of the darknet for a year or so (most I have had at once is probably about 200 pills, oz's of K, flake bla bla, topshelfs dank weed, the best pill presses and some saweeeet LSD.. you get the story) tested them all and only sell strictly to friends.. friends of friends and only talk on Wickr. Always brought bitcoin with cash, other then when I first started I probably bought near a grand in bitcoins through my bank (not all at once). Can that come back to u?

I'm probably sitting on about 15k right now (I know it doesn't sound like alot for how long I've been doing it but I have been kushty and smoked a fair lot of cannabis.. brought myself a sound system and just lived the dream this year). Anyway, how can I turn this 15,000 into legit money? I want to go traveling round the world with my girlfriend not next year but the year after. (I will have tripled my money by then). but it's abit shady carrying that much cash isn't it? I also can't just bank 15k. I would love to run a clothes business or anything like that, or am open to any ideas. I just dunno really

ANY advice is appreciated.. sorry if I'm being really stupid but I haven't thought about this until I counted my money and left it at a clean property that has nothing illegal there. OH and sorry if I have just ran on a load of bullshit.. I have just came back from a 3 day festival with 3 grand in my pocket and a very very crusty nose.. no more ketamine of cocaine for at least a month now.

HAHA peace to you all... I absolutely love this community because it's funny how you get the cheapest.. BEST quality drugs.. straight to ur door as your having a cuppa tea and just smiling at your postman saying.. morning chap... cheers for dropping of my tings.

TDLR (what does this even stand for).. How do I turn a small ish (compared to you geniuses sitting on 200k or whatever) amount of cash into something legit... peace out mutha fuckas.. and don't abuse drugs.. use them to your ADVANTAGE. P.s fuck the government making money of cancer.

Also I had a proper proper deep trip this weekend and couldn't stop thinking about the Rothschild family, then I wondered who made polystyrene. LSD for you haha. But yeah.. give me some ideas you sexy mother fuckers. I also once brought a a eBook with my spare bitcoin about how to get a big dick even though I don't need it, haha dark net . Fucking hell


Comments


[4 Points] al_eberia:

Do you have a legitimate job? Start banking all that money.

Pay everything you can with cash and keep your clean money to pay things that the governement can find easily as owned by you (property, cars, etc). to look even more legit, you should also pay some of your life expenses that everyone has with your clean money, such as your groceries or gas. When I go to the grocery, I tend to ask the cashier If I can pay 50$ with debit and the rest (450$+) with cash. This way, im creating a credible bank statement. It looks like im paying my gas, grocery, etc even tough the amounts are low. Having paper bills that prove you are paying 50$ a week in groceries and 20$ in gas look alot less suspicious than not paying for groceries or gas ever at all

All the paper trail will show is that you ate ramen for months to save up for your vacation.


[6 Points] None:

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[2 Points] _-________________-_:

Dude, $15,000 is nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Just deposit $600 or so once every two weeks. No one will care. By the end of a full year, all the cash will be deposited.


[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

start a clothes company

Um, $15K is a zero or two off from starting a clothes company isn't it?


[1 Points] None:

You could buy 30 prepaid debit cards in the amount of $500 each. Put them in a safe deposit box of you're paranoid about getting robbed.


[1 Points] swimteamRJ:

'Cheapest and best quality'

You've clearly never bought opiates or coke on dnms.


[1 Points] DNMQUESTIONMARK:

Hes right, 15k isnt that much in the scheme of things, just deposit 1000 per week or so, or buy a car, and sell it, or launder it through a go fund me page or buy gold and resell it so you will have paperwork stating it came from the gold. Or start a small cash buisnes, write notes, keep a log, for example, I mowed this persons lawn recieved 100$ etc, make a huge log


[1 Points] Realitybytes_:

Ok for $15,000 into legit cash, once off?

Easy.

Go to your local casino, buy a few grand of chips, repeat for a week.

Cash out, get a cheque, bank it.

Once off for such a small amount - no worries.