Vendor Review: DutchFarmerNL 100x Tomorrowlands 220mg pressed MDMA

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: DutchFarmerNL on Alphabay
Product/s reviewed: 100 Tomorrowlands
International?: NL to Germany
Vendor requires FE?: NO
Price before shipping: 210€
Shipping cost: 10€
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (x4 for 100%)

So after over 1 year and 100 orders deep into the darknet I finally got around to write my very first review with many more to come!

So I needed 100 Tomorrowlands and after looking around on Alphabay a bit I settled on DutchFarmerNL. Seems like he only used to be on MiddleEarth before but all his feedback on Alphabay is flawless. I ordered on 16/03/2016, the pack was marked shipped within' 24hours and it arrieved on 22/03/2016 6 days later to germany, which I am satisfied with. The stealth is pretty standard for MDMA pills but effective nonetheless, although I really liked the use of the Mylar.

The presses are 100% on point, they don't crumble and everyone who already consumed one can verify it's potency which is advertised at 220mg per pill. At 2.2€ per pill you are looking at an insane price/value ratio, especially if you are reselling.

All in all I can only recommend this guy enough, fast shipping times with top notch product! For the americans: he sadly only ships within' the EU.


Comments


[2 Points] smallfish222:

I ordered 100 wise monkeys from the vendor to the UK 3 days ago. I didn't realise the risks behind ordering from NL to the UK, do you think I'll be ok? Is the stealth good? The package has not arrived yet.


[1 Points] _Kraksx_:

Sweet fucking Jesus that's a good price. I wish ordering NL to USA wasn't so sketch


[1 Points] NASBNJ1992:

Bro you still on? I need your help


[1 Points] BlackGoatSemen:

What's up? No one posts pictures anymore?


[1 Points] Darknet_Retard:

Post that pill porn :(


[1 Points] stilldogman:

Your math is fucked up. That's 92%.

Unless you Europeans have different maths. I dunno.