Note: All ratings on based on a 7 point scale, where 1= extremely dissatisfied, 7= extremely satisfied and 4=the middle
Drug: 1 gram cocaine, AA++ I suspect the AA++ in the name is because when you snort this shit you'll be seeing double. Or that's the idea anyway.
Shipped From/To: USA, of course Fuck you Amsterdam, the only place where your city is your country.
Communication: [7/7] evopee911 is a good listener and has learned to take criticism well from his classmates and teachers over the course of this semester.
Stealth: [6/7] Damned fine. I asked my retired neighbor Sara (who used to sell boats): "Would you have guessed there was a fat gram of AA++ cocaine in this package?" "Nope. Nada. Zip," she replied, while brushing some leaves off of her porch. If you must know, yes, it was sealed in all of that plastic and metal looking crap that all the kids are using these days.
Price: $140/gram: [4/7] I've never been able to make any sense of cocaine prices in this damn market. A few years ago I would drop by my dealer's house and an 8-ball of awesome, awesome shit was always $175. Eventually, he got busted selling to an undercover cop at a Metallica show. Really. Besides, I was growing tired of always having to make small-talk with jittery whores if I ever re-upped after 7 pm.
Shipping time: [6/7] True story: Two days after ordering, I was looking up in the early evening sky when the sun reflected off the plane at just the right angle, right off that fishscale and back thru the window of that 757 cargo plane about to land in my city. Docked him a point because 757s are the worst mainline passenger aircraft known to man. And no, I am not kidding!
Weight: [7/7] On the advice of my attorney, I'm going to decline comment here.
Quality: [6/7] Both rocky and powdery, smells like petrol. Flakes up nicely. Clean, no burn at all. Not much numbing - but it's a real numb, and not the lidocaine kind. Decent euphoria, heavy buzz, but not with any jitters or tweaks. Mild come down. No obvious cuts. Does leave you wanting more, but in a good sort of way. And btw, I've never bought this "Didn't need to reup for 50 minutes!" bullshit. This isn't LSD. The one truism of cocaine use is "You want more cocaine". All told, surely my favorite of the moderate number of vendors I've tried here. Like everyone else, this pales in comparison to what I was used to IRL, but let's be honest, there's a reason we're all here. Because our dealers are all in jail or have beceome pussywhipped and/or become Scientologists.
Overall: [6/7] I would surely buy again (in theory) and SWIM certainly plans to! Bottom line: Wow!
At the very least, good for a laugh