Democratic People's Republic of Korea Dark Market

Hello citizens of the world. Today is a day to remember the good, huge Democratic People's Republic of Korea entrance to the dark market internet.

http://dprk56755233hhfa.onion

Images:
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We are proud to announce the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Dark market .

Notwithstanding any other market , the market is hosted in Pyongyang, North Korea through the day tumbled with 9K IP address . Sites do not have to worry about the end by the American capitalist because the server hosting at our Capitol mainland . All personal data is managed by the Ministry of Defense .

Site Features:

Including English bilingual
BTC price live on NK Wons
CAPTCHA is to prevent the robot USA
Invitation code for registration
Filled with our popular suppliersSince cheap cannabis because legal
English support with Korean also

Opening day comes with no commission only!

We have allowed single trusted journalists for dark news into site for preview.
DeepDot was gloriously granted access by our dear leader for review
http://www.deepdotweb.com/2015/04/01/democratic-peoples-republic-of-korea-market-is-now-officially-open/


Comments


[40 Points] o--0:

I was thinking to myself "would I still use this market knowing the money is probably going to fund some dirty bomb terrorist attack in the USA?", but then I thought "how do I know my money hasn't already?"


[21 Points] StillNotLovingLE:

North Korean Terrorist:

Oh, we don't shoot you. After mission finish, we take you back to Glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.

Archer:

Oh. Then do go ahead and shoot us. It's none of those things! It's not Democratic, it's not a republic and definitely not glorious!


But srsly though, do you sell Unicorns ? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/08/north-korea-unicorn-lair-beast-dragon-head-deer-body_n_2259988.html


[18 Points] sobulbous:

This is game changing. A government backed DNM. Fuck decentralization.


[13 Points] deepdot:

We want to thank the supreme market-leader for letting us review his glorious market!

~ Great ideology creates great times. Kim Jong Il


[9 Points] sobulbous:

I really think everyone should weigh the human rights violations of the DPRK before using a service they created and will be profiting from.

Everyone here talks about harm reduction. This issue should be taken seriously. Funding a rogue criminal enterprise is one thing but funding a government like this is an entirely different story.


[10 Points] None:

so , people say netherlands is a hot country , imagine what customs think if they see 100s of packages coming from north FUCKING korea?


[7 Points] None:

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[8 Points] IGetDankShit:

There looks to be an IP leak in the URL when you view any vendor listings. Now, I am not a lawyer, but don't you think that you guys could have chosen a more appealing color scheme? I think these issues should be addressed. I'm going to discuss with the mods if we should add this marketplace to our active market warnings list.

Edit: Sorry, I spoke too early and I deeply apologize to anyone that I may have misled. I have been in contact with the market admin since this post and I am very impressed by his dedication to this project. The mods don't usually encourage the use of markets one way or the other because of shilling accusations, but I know what I'll be recommending if anyone asks.


[7 Points] DNMd:

Hilarious april fools joke aside, this is actually plausible. They already sell drugs like a motherfuck


[7 Points] ElectronicChronic:

Wow. Thought this was a joke at first.. Servers in North Korea.. Sounds implausible, but if true that would be huge.


[5 Points] darknetburner2:

This looks pretty legitimate, historic even. Can you hook me up with an invite please?


[7 Points] 13tom13:

if this wasn't an april fool it wouldn't be announced today i want it to be true so bad thooo


[5 Points] NSAvsDEFCON:

They can adjust for time differences too, the post is aimed directly at us (the American imperialist)


[5 Points] throwaway476343:

Holy shit this is awesome if its real. How do I register? EDIT: Just found out you can only register in Korean language and you need an invitation code.


[4 Points] theseeker01:

If this is real can I please have an invite.


[4 Points] belizehq:

Could use an english invite code, comrade!


[4 Points] tachibanakanade:

/r/pyongyang must be thrilled.

"Dear Leader supplies marvelous drugs to the people"


[3 Points] gibraltarcrackrock:

친애하는 지도자 , 나는 겸손하게 당신이 당신의 무한한 지혜 에서 우리를 축복 한 당신의 그랜드 시장에 초대장을 요청합니다. 당신에게 영광과 가장 한국 .


[2 Points] tafgata:

The one thing that would be nice is that if NK would open a lot of embassies and make it happen that all of the markets international packages would apply for diplomatic immunity.


[2 Points] k9atemybuds:

Thanks for the invite code! Took me long enough to get in but it will be worth it if I can order that opium and lean to my new drop. Been looking for those on the DNM'S for a good while and can't believe this may be where i get it from.


[2 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:

I'm in! Only took an hour even new DNM'S are running fkn slow. There is a bunch of decent items but I'm going to maybe just try some L until I see some reviews.


[2 Points] throwaway476343:

Where to get the invite code?


[1 Points] II-NataYmleg:

Ordering weed pallet-wise from NK to evil imperialist country, way to go in terms of OPSEC guys :-)

At least the stealth is good? Do I get some free memorabilia when I FE?


[1 Points] None:

Nice. A DNM might help with your guys' economy.


[1 Points] ThrowawayThyEgo:

I am unable to read the language of the Glorious Leader, The GodKing, Protector of us his humble people, as such I can not register.


[1 Points] LAWABIDINGSHITIZEN:

10/10 would probably use if real


[1 Points] bafflesaurus:

Can't wait to get my hands on some of that DPRK brick weed.


[1 Points] Explosions_Hurt:

A North Korean Darknet Market that sells human organs? Please be an April fools joke :/


[1 Points] BadP0ppa:

How do I get an invitation? Any links to their forum? Not many bi-lingual forums in the North. Probably not even the South.


[1 Points] the_man_in_the_chair:

look at the dprk's English news website they must have kidnapped some RoK programmers for this their news site looks bad for 94


[1 Points] jizzfappp:

i stick my weiner in kim jong dong


[1 Points] bagofm3th:

lol kim jung un has had enough of all the meth in NK.


[1 Points] bagofm3th:

lOL the whole site is in korean, good luck getting any buyers


[1 Points] FriendlyDrugAddict:

Great Idea, wish it wasn't north Korea. I'm going to have to avoid this market.. They are very sneaky people, who knows whats going, plus I've heard body parts, and exotic animals? plus North Korea is profiting from it? Doesn't seem worth the unknown charges that may come from helping nk profit...


[1 Points] synikal12:

So now that it's April 2nd you guys can tell me how this is a big April fools joke correct?


[1 Points] hc10233:

This seems like a troll. First of all, all the Korean doesn't really make much sense. There's no way an actual Korean person wrote it. I speak Korean, trust me, it all looks google translated. Even the "Korean" language button means "of Korea". It's not the word for the language. Much of the spacing and the grammar is just off. The screenshots that deepdotweb has further shows it; none of those sentences would have been written by an actual fluent speaker of korean.


[1 Points] Beealzedrugs:

Can I have an invitation code?


[1 Points] piwomocne:

where can i get invate code


[1 Points] z181765093:

Hello I need an invitation code. How to get it?


[1 Points] z181765093:

How do I get an invitation code? ?


[0 Points] None:

Todayis April first, right?


[-1 Points] LNBRSC3:

April fools gr8 reader