Product Review: "Retro Gaming Console with 3,100+ classic games!"

Picture: https://imgur.com/a/wL7QX

Comments: My thumbs hurt from playing Zelda all night, totally worth it though, and I haven't even begun checking out the other platforms. Copied from the ad: 10 major console systems from the '80s, '90s, and early 2000s, including the Nintendo Entertainment System (480 games), Super Nintendo Entertainment System (485 games), Sega Genesis (563 games), Sega MasterSystem (154 games), Game Boy Advance (615 games), Game Boy Color (306 games), Game Boy (301 games), Game Gear (175 games), Atari 2600 (24 games), and Atari 7800 (41 games).

These are the games included in just the classic NES platform:

1942, 1943, 720 Degrees, 8 Eyes, A Boy and His Blob, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Action 52, Adventure Island 2-4, Adventures of Bayou Billy, Adventures of Lolo 1-3, After Burner, Air Fortress, Airwolf, Alien 3, Alien Syndrome, Alpha Mission, Amagon, Archon, Arkanoid, Arkista's Ring, Astyanax, Athena, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Back to the Future 1-3, Balloon Fight, Bases Loaded, Batman Return of the Joker, Batman Returns, Batman, Battleship, BattleTank, Battletoads & Double Dragon, Battletoads, Beetlejuice, Bigfoot Rally, Bionic Commando, Blackjack, Blades of Steel, Blaster Master, Bomberman 1 & 2, Bonk's Adventure, Bubble Bobble 1 & 2, Bucky O'Hare, Bump 'n' Jump, BurgerTime, Cabal, California Games, Captain America, Captain Planet, Captain Skyhawk, Castle of Dragon, Castlequest, Castlevania 1-3, Caveman Games, Challenge of the Dragon, Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers 1 & 2, Chuck Yeager's Fighter Combat, City Connection, Cliffhanger, Cobra Command, Cobra Triangle, Code Name Viper, Commando, Concentration, Conflict, Contra Force, Contra, Crystalis, Cybernoid, D&D DragonStrike, D&D Hillsfar, D&D Pool of Radiance, Darkman, Darkwing Duck, Day Dreamin' Davey, Days of Thunder, Deadly Tower, Deathbots, Defender 2, Defender of the Crown, Defenders of Dynatron City, Deja Vu, Demon Sword, Desert Commander, Destination Earthstar, Destiny of an Emperor, Devil World, Dick Tracy, Die Hard, Dig Dug 2, Digger, Dirty Harry, Donkey Kong 1 & 3, Donkey Kong Jr, Double Dragon 1-3, Double Dribble, Double Strike, Dr. Chaos, Dr. Mario, Dragon Ball, Dragon Fighter, Dragon Spirit, Dragon Warrior 1-4, Dragon Wars, Dragon's Lair, Duck Tales 1 & 2, Dudes with Attitude, Dynablaster, Dynowarz, Earthbound, Elevator Action, Elite, Excite Bike, Exploding Fist, F-117A Stealth Fighter, F-15 City War, F-15 Strike Eagle, Faxanadu, Felix the Cat, Fester's Quest, Final Fantasy 1-3, Fire 'n Ice, Fire Emblem Gaiden, Fire Hawk, Fist of the North Star, Flight of the Intruder, Flying Dragon, Flying Warriors, Friday the 13th, G.I. Joe 1 & 2, Galactic Crusader, Galaga, Galaxy 5000, Gargoyle's Quest 2, Gauntlet 1 & 2, Gemfire, Genghis Khan, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Ghosts 'n Goblins, Ghoul School, Gilligan's Island, Godzilla 1 & 2, Golf, Golgo 13, Gradius, Gremlins 2, Guerrilla War, Gun Nac, Gun Smoke, Gyromite, Gyruss, Hammerin' Harry, Heavy Barrel, High Speed, Home Alone 1 & 2, Hook, Hudson Hawk, Hudson's Adventure Island, Hydlide, Ice Climber, Ice Hockey, Ikari 3, Ikari Warriors 1 & 2, Impossible Mission 2, Indiana Jones Last Crusade, Indiana Jones Temple of Doom, Infiltrator, Iron Tank, IronSword 2, Isolated Warrior, Jackal, Jackie Chan Kung Fu, James Bond Jr., Jaws, Joe & Mac, Journey to Silius, Joust, Jurassic Park, Kabuki Quantum Fighter, Karate Champ, Karnov, Kick Master, Kickle Cubicle, Kid Icarus, Kid Niki, King's Quest 5, Kirby's Adventure, Klax, Knight Rider, Kung Fu, Kung-Fu Heroes, Last Action Hero, Legacy of the Wizard, Legend of the Ghost Lion, Legendary Wings, Lemmings, Lethal Weapon, Life Force, Little Nemo, Little Samson, Lode Runner, Low Gravity Man, M.U.L.E., Mach Rider, Macross, Mad Max, Major League Baseball, Maniac Mansion, Mappy-Land, Marble Madness, Mario & Yoshi, Mario Brothers, Mario Is Missing!, Mario's Time Machine, Maxi 15, Mechanized Attack, Mega Man 1-6, Metal Gear 1 & 2, Metal Storm, Metroid, Mickey Mousecapade, Micro Machines, MiG 29, Might & Magic, Mighty Bomb Jack, Mighty Final Fight, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, Millipede, Mission Impossible, Monster in My Pocket, Monster Party, Monster Truck Rally, Ms. Pac-Man, Muppet Adventure, Mystery Quest, NARC, Nightshade, Ninja Crusaders, Ninja Gaiden 1, Ninja Gaiden 2, Ninja Gaiden 3, Nintendo Football, Nintendo Golf, Nintendo World Cup, Nobunaga's Ambition 1, Nobunaga's Ambition 2, Operation Secret Storm, Operation Wolf, Othello, Overlord, Pac-Man, Palamedes, Panic Restaurant, Paperboy 1, Paperboy 2, Parodius, Peter Pan, Phantom Fighter, Pinball Quest, Pipe Dream, Pirates!, Platoon, Popeye, Power Blade 1, Power Blade 2, Predator, Prince of Persia, Princess Tomato, Prisoners of War, Pro Wrestling, Probotector 1, Probotector 2, Puzznic, Q-bert, QIX, R.B.I. Baseball, R.C. Pro-Am 1, R.C. Pro-Am 2, Rad Racer 1, Rad Racer 2, Raid on Bungeling Bay, Rainbow Islands, Rambo, Rampage, Rampart, Renegade, Rescue, Ring King, River City Ransom, Road Fighter, Road Runner, RoadBlasters, Robin Hood, RoboCop 1, RoboCop 2, RoboCop 3, RoboCop vs. Terminator, Rock 'n' Ball, Rolling Thunder, Rush'n Attack, Rygar, S.C.A.T., Section-Z, Seicross, Shadow of the Ninja, Shadowgate, Shatterhand, Shinobi, Silk Worm, Silver Surfer, Skate or Die 1, Skate or Die 2, Smash T.V., Snow Brothers, Soccer, Solar Jetman, Solomon's Key, Solstice, Sonic-Mario, Spelunker, Spider-Man, Spy Hunter, Spy vs Spy, Star Force, Star Soldier, Star Trek 25th Anniversary, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Wars 4 A New Hope, Star Wars 5 Empire Strikes Back, StarTropics 1, StarTropics 2, Stinger, Street Fighter, Strider, Super Contra 7, Super Contra, Super Dodge Ball, Super Mario Brothers 1, Super Mario Brothers 2, Super Mario Brothers 3, Super Off Road, Super Pitfall 1, Super Pitfall 2, Super Spy Hunter, Super Turrican, Superman, Swamp Thing, Sword Master, Swords and Serpents, Tag Team Wrestling, TaleSpin, Target Renegade, Tecmo Baseball, Tecmo Bowl, Tecmo Soccer, Tecmo Super Bowl, Tecmo World Cup Soccer, Tecmo Wrestling, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4, Tennis, Terminator 1, Terminator 2, Terra Cresta, Tetris 1, Tetris 2, The Addams Family, The Bard's Tale, The Battle of Olympus, The Chessmaster, The Escape from Atlantis, The Flintstones 1, The Flintstones 2, The Goonies 2, The Guardian Legend, The Hunt for Red October, The Immortal, The Incredible Crash Dummies, The Jetsons, The Jungle Book, The Karate Kid, The Last Ninja, The Last Starfighter, The Legend of Kage, The Legend of Zelda 1, The Legend of Zelda 2, The Little Mermaid, The Lone Ranger, The Punisher, The Rocketeer, The Simpsons Bart vs. the Space Mutants, The Simpsons Bart vs. the World, The Simpsons Bartman Meets Radioactive Man, The Simpsons Krusty's Fun House, The Three Stooges, The Uncanny X-Men, The Untouchables, Thunderbirds, Tiger-Heli, Time Lord, Tiny Toon Adventures 1, Tiny Toon Adventures 2, Tom & Jerry, Top Gun 1, Top Gun 2, Total Recall, Totally Rad, Tower of Radia, Town & Country Surf Designs 1, Town & Country Surf Designs 2, Toxic Crusaders, Track & Field, Trojan, Twin Cobra, Twin Eagle, Ufouria, Ultima 1, Ultima 2, Ultima 3, Uninvited, Urban Champion, Vice, Vindicators, Volleyball, Wacky Races, War on Wheels, Wario's Woods, Werewolf, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Whomp 'Em, Willow, Winter Games, Wizards & Warriors, Wolverine, WorldRunner, Wrecking Crew, WWF Wrestlemania, Xenophobe, Xevious, Xexyz, Yo! Noid, Yoshi's Cookie, Yoshi, Young Indiana Jones, Zanac, Zen, and Zombie Nation.


Comments


[29 Points] Checkyostats123:

Why on Earth would you buy this on the darknet? You can buy these on clearnet.


[9 Points] StonedturtIe:

Holy fuck dude. Those consoles (nes classic) are way less then $100 new and the roms are free lol.

Here's the link on how to fill the NES classic with ROMs if anybody wants it.

www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/how-to-hack-a-nes-classic-edition/


[7 Points] Poiroi:

Could have done this on a raspberry pi for like a third of the cost.


[7 Points] EatSheets:

Whelp. That's money well spent if I've ever seen it


[7 Points] GurningDownTheHouse:

This is called a RetroPi. You can build one with case and controllers for half this price. And on the clearnet.


[3 Points] hhayn:

You’ll never beat Battletoads.


[4 Points] AgoraRises:

OP is obviously the vendor shilling their own product. Sold by SpaceXshrooms, and oh what a coincidence in OP's post history they talk about how they have been growing shrooms for years!


[2 Points] wucydohan:

Lmao A+


[1 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

Haha like 30 bucks online.


[-3 Points] None:

Ordering like right now