[Vendor Review] qp of Green Crack from Final-Destination on Dream

Order info: 112 grams of Green Crack from Final-Destination
Vendor Contact Info: they're on Dream
Product/s reviewed: Green Crack strain weed, listed at 19.2% THC
International?: USA domestic
Price: $387 USD including priority shipping
Weight: on weight
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Sub-par communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Reasoning No comms needed. Order was handled promptly and professionally.
Product Quality/Aesthetic:
[ ]+5 Highest purity
[x]+4 Mostly pure
[ ]+3 Minor impurity
[ ]+2 Significantly impure
[ ]+1 Mostly impure
[ ]+0 Entirely incorrect chemical
Reasoning Not the best LOOKING weed in the world, but it gets you stoned with the quickness, and it does look and smell pretty god damn good. If your customers don't care about bag appeal this is your new plug, and if they do, it smokes well enough that they'll get over it.
Processing Speed:
[x]+5 Order processed and shipped 24hrs
[ ]+4 Order processed and shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Order processed and shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Never received order confirmation or tracking
[ ]+0 Never received package
Reasoning Order accepted right away. Four business days Tor2Door including the day I placed the order. USPS has been fucking people left and right so I'd say that's more than reasonable.
Price Value of Product Received:
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Reasoning Quarter pounds of this potency sell for much more than $387 plus opsec fees in my part of the country. Also a great deal by DNM standards.
Packaging:
[x]+1 Allowed for full recovery of the chemical (container didn't retain significant quantity, container didn't cause a spill)
[x]+1 Protected from the elements
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ ]+1 Low package profile (No stamps, no outer tape, has return address, no smell, no free-moving objects, well-distributed weight)
[x]+1 No way to track vendor (no handwriting, no fingerprints, no hair, etc)
Reasoning The stealth kept the smell out but the package had a suspicious aspect to it, externally, that I would rather not describe. Not a huge deal, and there was a visual barrier inside.
TOTAL: (22/25)

 
This Green Crack is well worth the purchase. There were no seeds, no shake, minimal stems, and plenty of big buds. It was fresh, cured and trimmed well, and has a very pleasant body buzz with a clear-headed euphoria that I haven't gotten from pot in quite a while.

Tl;dr

Great bud, bag appeal is maybe 6/10, high is 9/10. This sells easily where I currently stay and even those of you in medical states could probably move it at this price.

Photos

I suck at taking weed photos, sorry.

https://linx.li/weedclose-up.jpg
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Comments


[6 Points] ThaGreatest1:

Damn bruh those pics are pretty much useless.


[1 Points] Pingu4545:

Where does Final Destination ship to? US only?


[0 Points] gangsterdam020:

Green Crack? Gotta give these niggas credit for coming up with these fucking names. Must be thought up when they are baked af


[0 Points] GabeNoMore:

Dude I like final-destination. I was warned by the mods on danknation about opSec but I got my pack and it was sealed 3 times if I remember correctly.