PSA: To a few dirty AB refugees and other lazy cunts. Log back in and release escrow after receiving your order.

After Alphabay went down and their admin pulled a David Carradine we received a metric shit-ton of orders from new customers. Wonderful. This makes up for some of the coin lost on AB. However there is still a large group that forget about releasing coins after their pack lands. The feeling vendors get while watching an order auto-finalize when bitcoin tanks is like no other feel. Similar to opening a pack that took forever to land but the decoy the vendor used is a dead fetus. Glad to get it but what the fuck.

We send your shit sent out quickly with insane stealth just in case your ~not gay~ trap girlfriend opens it. Return the favor. If you love escrow then stop being lazy bloody cunts. To everyone else that handles business like gentlemen, continue on motherfuckers and we'll see you all in hell.

PP


Comments


[126 Points] MeinKampfWasntWrong:

After mein pack lands, I open the order details and just watch the timer while furiously masturbating until it Auto-F. Longest I ever went was 7 straight days of masturbation, found out I was fired later on that same day, was worth it , cant speak for others though.


[48 Points] JburnaDNM:

I don't understand why people don't finalize after receiving an order. That's one of the fun parts for me. I get high and then proceed to finalize and leave the happiest and most euphoric feedback.


[34 Points] gofourgore:

As a buyer, I wish there was a way I could earn reputation for promptly finalizing on the same day as delivery, maybe even translate it into a small discount for reputable buyers. I consider it fucking mandatory etiquette for promptly finalize if a vendor has done me right. This shit only works when people on both sides are decent. Too bad that's not every dealer or junky though.


[7 Points] someone-who-is-me:

Put a note in packs saying FINALIZE NOW....or else.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] FastNdaFent:

wait so ur tellin me dis ain't hell?


[2 Points] spreadhead78:

I never hear vendors bitch when the price is going up...


[0 Points] PS420Ninja:

Ab is down.... how can you finilize when its shut down?


[0 Points] trynakick:

Does the market you are selling on have buyer feedback? If so, I'd think letting something auto finalize should be the equivalent of a 1/5 for a vendor and buyers should be effectively blacklisted.

The only time I let something auto finalize was when I forgot my password for a new account. I felt so crappy I created a new account and fortunately the vendor had a tip jar so I sent him $5ish as an apology and let him know the order from my other account wasn't going to finalize for 7 days.

Letting an order finalize is almost as bad as buyers who come on here asking how to cancel an order because the value of BTC has changed so they want to cancel and reorder for fewer BTC. Drives me nuts. Vendors are risking their freedom to provide us this service, we can minimally do our part...


[1 Points] tornetdark:

haha the dead fetus decoy is like no other. But seriously cunts, finalize your shit, especially if the shit was sent in a timely fashion. The "you scratch my back, ill scratch yours" goes along way in the deepest of the darkest of nets.


[2 Points] maywest44:

WTF ? I thought AlphaBay was down ?! Now you're saying to log in ? To finalize ? Because I had placed an order just before they went down which I finally received and wanted to release the coins but they were down :( Are you saying AB is back in service ?? How else could I "log in" to release coins ?


[1 Points] YarrIBeAPirate:

Can I pay extra to get a dead fetus decoy?


[1 Points] stonedbuyer01:

fuk those people!


[1 Points] SpiritButler:

Preach, Papa.


[1 Points] zimavirus:

tbh my trap girlfriend is the one who always reminds me to finalize as soon as the pack gets here


[1 Points] KetflixAndChill:

Are you seriously claiming that your Pfizer X/2 xanax are not pressed? And you have listings for 1k.. I'm curious how someone could have access to that much pharma pills that aren't manufactured anymore. I would be scared to order oxy from you.


[0 Points] neremur:

"Suggestion"


[-4 Points] Maxvy:

Sorry to ask here, I know it's not essentially the right place, but I joined this sub for a reason and I'd like to ask some questions to anyone willing to answer:

1) How safe is dark net purchasing? 2) I'm guessing it's available in the uk, but will a site specifically say that it is? 3) Will the packaging be inconspicuous, as I've heard from people? 4) Is there like, a minimum I have to buy, as I'm not heavily into drugs, so won't be buying much.

If anyone does reply, greatly appreciated :)


[-10 Points] None:

It's part of the game dude, don't attack your PAYING customers because of something YOU cant control. Jesus christ dude, try and move this much weight off the market, and try avoiding confrontations, and ultra shady situations.(people asking for you to front, getting robbed, or stabbed, or a gun pointed at your head) I'm sure your profits are huge, Just stop. It's part of the game we all play, vendors, or buyers no exception, if you can't deal with losing a few grand then leave.