So I'm considering starting to order to work. I used to order shit @ home - (the wife knows but turns a blind eye. ok who am I kidding, she hates it but is a soldier and we have codes established for when shit arrives). But she recently got a job, and also I realized I don't like waiting till 6pm to use my drugs when I could use them at work! I don't order weed. But pills occasionally (benzos, opiates) and on special occasions coke.
I realized, why don't I just start ordering shit to come to my work? I'll describe the setting: I'm a senior IT Manager at a typical Initech (Office Space!) type company located in an affluent suburb with a bunch of other companies/offices in the area. I make $85k a year and in general it's a good, stable job, and I don't want to risk my career. The atmosphere: people don't do shit, everyone is lazy and lost in their own worlds/cubes/offices. From my office I can see out the window to the parking lots and would be able to spot any weird cars/cops/mail trucks. We have a mail room, and people get lots of mail (some junk, some personal, some business) every day. 1x a day the mail room lackey (who looks stoned himself) goes floor to floor (we have 8 floors in the building, 3 companies) and delivers mail to people/departments.
So... what are the pro's and cons of ordering drugs to your work? I'm assuming people here do it? Is it any better/dangerous then ordering to home? Any tips? Obviously would have to use my real name, because the mail delivery kid would have to deliver it to my office. I'm assuming there's less plausible deniability ordering to the office?
I know a con would be driving home with drugs in the car. And another con would be it might be trickier to spot a CD if the feds worked it out with my employer, and in the event that happens I'd probably lose my job (Even though I'm well liked by the CEO). Any drama at home and I'm sure it wouldnt directly affect my employment.
Advice? Tips/tricks?
Thank you fellow middle class DNM users.
Edit: 4got to add - are the laws any different to opening someone elses mail if it's delivered to an address they do not control yet it's addressed to them? For example if my name is Michael Bolton but I work at Initech - can Initech open my mail even if it's addressed to Michael Bolton? (I don't see why they would unless they suspected something, but I dont think they would ever have reason too. Even if a pack looked shady the most the mail room plebes would thin would be I'm ordering dick pills or something. I dunno.)
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