Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[8 Points] TRAPZILLA666:

Will air drones replace mailmen and women in the future?if so how would we know if it's a CD


[4 Points] None:

Where's HoS?


[4 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

What is it with moderately attractive girls and late model Pontiacs?

I live in a part of the country that is virtually devoid of good looking women, but about 7 of 10 times I encounter a 2000-2006 Pontiac I look over and I'm like, "Eh, I would."

Would used Pontiac dealerships be a good place to meet women?


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Xandue:

So on alphabay I found a vendor I want to purchase from. I'm confused as to how to use PGP at this point. The vendor has a few boxes where I could type in my address and info, but isn't the point of PGP to encrypt that info directly to the vendor?


[2 Points] moregoldgrapes:

Is there any more risk in using a smartphone to transfer coins from wallets (clear to dark) than a computer?


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] WisdomSeeker34716:

I'm trying to aquire a Timothy connection as well as well as pine trees. I'm just learning my way around this but feel as if I don't have the keys to do so... PLEASE HELP!


[1 Points] AJBojangles:

Ok, I wanted to know the safest way to use bitcoin to not get caught ordering things on DNM. Is it really that easy to be caught? I guess I'm a little paranoid.


[1 Points] None:

If you had to choose only one, would you go for 2C-B or 4-aco-dmt? Wanna buy myself some sketchy white powder for Christmas but I can only afford one. I have never tried both, but I've read one is a chill candyflip and the other is mushrooms in a pill.


[1 Points] decrypt_it:

Anyhere to get Playstation Plus/Xbox subscriptrion codes?

Edit: Doesn't have to be a DNM. any sources would be helpful.


[1 Points] iloveeverybody12:

if she lets me fuck raw for free drugs should i go get tested for stds?