Interest check - Bull semen and The Cheesecake Factory gift cards

It just so happens that someone who isn't SWIM obtained several vials of some the best bull semen. Uncut, undiluted, fresh and ready for your cow insemination. We are talking semen for meat cows, dairy cows, and any other cows you have. Top notch, only collected only from best bulls. Market price varies from $300 to $1500 [1], but with this special would be %50 less than that. Bulk orders available. A complementary The Cheesecake Factory gift card comes with EVERY order of semen.

  1. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/10/bull-semen-stolen_n_7044162.html

EDIT: Discounts for every transaction made with multi-sig!


Comments


[18 Points] None:

Sweet! Im almost out of bull semen.


[19 Points] 123thousandproblems:

Someone is about to get a vial full of OPs jizz.


[7 Points] carmackal:

How much are the gift cards worth?


[6 Points] procowtipper:

Ballsy.


[5 Points] Forgotmythingy:

"Someone who isn't Someone Who Isn't Me"


[5 Points] RevengeOfJmmanuel:

We are talking semen for meat cows, dairy cows, and any other cows you have.

Sounds legit.

Herferd/Angus, Holstein, and my wife


[3 Points] threwaweigh007:

you don't swallow eh?


[2 Points] XCqz6yLcMw7CPmVP:

Oh cum on!


[2 Points] 7d83h:

I must be losing my sense of humor.


[1 Points] ghhjjhjh:

Is this a joke because I kinda of want to buy a gift card?


[1 Points] None:

I'd honestly buy the Cheesecake Factory gift cards if they were legit and cheap enough.


[1 Points] Ubley:

I fucking love this subreddit...


[1 Points] rappercake:

Can you do Bailey Jay brand instead? Now that's something I would drop stacks on.

Either way, I guess the phrase "if you build it, they will cum" applies well here.


[1 Points] irGoodman:

If your stealth can get it to Australia, sure. We've been missing a reliable semen vendor for quite some time - similar to the MXE situation in america.


[1 Points] GeneralStarkk:

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