Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[8 Points] Dat_Gentleman:

I'm in paramedic school and get drug tested, meaning I can't do anything crazy like all of you guys. I'm only here because I recently discovered this sub and find reading about your various lifestyles fascinating, even if it's completely different from mine.

As a change of pace, here are my weekend hijinks:

On Friday we had a really tough lab day in class. We went through six full simulations, including a cardiac arrest, an electrocution, and a stroke. As we were leaving, the nursing students were having a fundraiser and gave us all a bunch of free cookies and brownies.

On Saturday, I went to visit my parents with my one year old. We all hung out most of the day. My little brother had his friend over and they busted out their Warhammer 40k figures, which I think is essentially this big fighting strategy dice rolling game with a crap load of little figurines. My one year old became infatuated with the figurines and all of the dice they left out so a good part of the evening was spent trying to keep everything from being eaten.

Now it's Sunday. I had cinnamon toast for breakfast and I'm going to have to leave soon for my house and spend the day studying. This coming week is all of my finals for this semester so I have plenty of work to do.

I hope this was an amusing little glimpse at somebody's super simple, basic lifestyle. Enjoy your crazy, exciting, dark net endeavors!


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[2 Points] SmokenPotent:

I should've known none of you fucks would be up this early. Lol xD I keep coming back for more comments but there isn't any. :(


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] sabaktes:

last night i took 4mg etizolam. for some reason i thought to dose 32mg 2c-b. and then, even better, to bump some 4-aco-dmt. I think I went through 30mg insufflated + 14mg oral.

strangest trip I've ever had. I'm both disappointed and thankful of the etiz, had I not been so barred out to begin with I wouldn't have tripped but it also stopped me from losing the plot completely. It was very visually bizarre and completely disconnected from reality.

after a little sleep I feel fine now.


[2 Points] underdosedwtf:

8 of us did relatively high moxy (5-MeO-MiPT) doses and went out in nature. It was awesome but there were too many hugs and too much love for my taste. The concept of "I'm in a relationship" disappeared for a few hours, lol. Perfect MDMA substitute with a trippy touch.

Whatever happens in nature, stays in nature.


[2 Points] L8teronthemenjay:

I've been off work on vacation for the past week. Let see... Hydrocodone Klonipin Adderal Lot of weed and booze. And let not forget not_ron_pauls gel tabs.

I know my spelling here is fucked up. Fuck it


[2 Points] None:

Had around 30 mg of 2C-E (from PuzzleShaker on Dream) for the first time at a party. Great until pretty much everyone left (except for the others who'd tried it) and then the visuals really started kicking in, everything was melting and I couldn't work out what was going on.

Woke up about 8 hours later in a field, with a bunch of messages asking if I was alright and about 15 opened and screenshotted Snapchats to people I hadn't spoken to in years.

10/10 would do again (but maybe a little less).


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[1 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

Took the plunge and plugged meth for the first time. It's...different.


[1 Points] None:

im drinking some vodka and seven up to take the edge from a weekend of boozing . some weed too


[1 Points] Bobrosshappytreesman:

Travelghosts' northern lights vapes out of the volcano last night. Woke up feeling great.

You could say I'm pretty dangerous!!!!!


[1 Points] jezpee:

Iactually am having an sobering up sunday. Been binging uppers and downers from wednesday drinking almost all time :). Finally summer has come and its just awesome to hangaround in sun all day. ive burnt my back and front and arms and face :D. But still when you live in north you gotta enjoy this. anyways today i woke up take very small dose, and went to my sister and chilling, and she made pizza :). I also fell asleep for few hours in her yard :). now came home relaxed and try get more sleep.


[1 Points] TheLastCig:

Took MDMA at dunkin' donuts, called an uber, got in some random dudes car saying bring me to my destination, apoligizies to random guy and tells him I love him, finds uber gets to my chill spot to roll at, calls uber hours later as comedown is arising and same exact uber guy comes and told him all about my roll. I think working for Uber would be pretty fun..;)


[1 Points] None:

I took 1.5g Gabapentin yesterday (on top of 200mg taken earlier) after hanging with a bud for the first time in two months. I went back to my normal doses and there may be a slight withdrawal. Not sure, I just feel a bit more tingly/fuzzy and there's more pain in my chest than normal. Also, intense jerking before going to sleep, which I did nearly all day today.


[0 Points] SmokenPotent:

Tried meth for the first time yesterday, did like .2 over 4 hours in the morning. Still going. Lol I have been missing out!!


[-1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I've been cooking a batch of meth. Instead of heating the reaction with an oil bath, I used a "slow cooker" with rapeseed oil in it.

Deep-fat fryers are a bit too hot, and thermostats give too much variation. The slow cooker was not quite hot enough at 120C to initiate the reaction between phosphonic acid and iodine so I insulated it to prevent heat loss.

Sure enough, the reaction fired off and the punch balloon on the passive condensor was the size of a football. "Brilliant" I thought. "I'll leave it cooking for 24 hours".

But it kept getting hotter. 6 hours later I noticed it was 190C! I usually aim for 135C. Anything above 145C and it 's a "hot" batch - a little bit trippy and crazy.

I expect a low yield of insane meth. The thermometer has touched 155C occasionally in the past. god knows what this meth will be like (assuming it's survived). I should have been watching it, but saw on reddit Grams suggesting that I work for bitcoinfog!

Bitcoinfog works for me, sometimes. Every penny I earn every year is in the form of bitcoins, like most vendors. If they stole off anybody I wouldn't use bitcoinfog, I'd be straight on here with screenshots of my support ticket, like any genuine user with a grievence.

If you look at the over-the-top warning in the superlist, it could have been written verbatum by Grams, saying how unresponsive BTCFog support are. That's just not true.

I used to chat to Agora's owner there a lot when he worked there. I gave him a suggestion about how to retire successfully, giving everyone a month to withdraw their bitcoins which bitcoinfog and agora liked. I'm more about the proof than everybody else on here, so I'm going to show you what bitcoinfog's support messaging looks like

http://anony.ws/image/JKEw

You should be asking yourself why you're seeing a bitcoinfog support message for the very first time. The only vendor to claim bitcoinfog stole bitcoin is EastCoatCollective, who doesn't have much luck with bitcoin. He owned CannabisRoad marketplace, which lost all of it's customer's bitcoin. He didn't complain about THAT theft on reddit.The only vague explanation was offered by one of his staff, a certain Mr Trappy_Pandora, and some twat called "LadyHawke. CR Moderator/Support".

There were rumors it wasnt hacked, it had been insolvent for a few months https://pay.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2eisa0/cannabis_road_shuts_downclaims_to_have_been_robbed/

We didn't have walletexplorer.com back then. We do now, and you can see the withdrawals which made it insolvent several months before the hack claim https://www.walletexplorer.com/wallet/CannabisRoadMarket

Don't mention it, moderators. Its no trouble at all. Talking of moderators, that box at the top of the page with the word "moderators" in it used to have something about bitcoinfog in it, didn't it? I always meant to ask you who paid for that box. I took a screenshot of it if I remember correctly.

I'm pretty sure that bitcoinfog warning is a prime candidate for quiet removal in the next few days. I won't need to ask the question, or any others in any epic, proof-filled posts next week. Nobody will be embarrassed, anyone who made any poor decisions will be off the hook, and everybody but Jay will carry on as normal without having to make any apologies.

Their reputations intact. Imagine if it's still there, because you're still persisting with this "ongoing investigation" though, after what Jay said to me