[Vendor Review] ToYouTeam 2.0g "high quality" coke

Had a couple of cheeky lines at 11pm and 12am last night and while the initial 15-20 minutes felt almost like a coke high, warm, talkative with that mild laxative feeling, it completely lacked any euphoria. As a bonus, the remainder of each hour was mongy and not very nice, then the next couple of hours brought the deeply unpleasant signs of a long lasting stimulant, racing heart, anxiety, bruxism and sweats. I couldn't get to sleep until about 4am this morning.

This morning I tested it with marquis reagent which went to pink/red, which suggests amphetamines of some sort. So I've just flushed it away and would like to advise anyone considering ToYouTeam's coke to save their money and just snort whatever is in their medicine cabinet instead, it will probably be a cleaner high.

Merry Christmas you fucking bellends.


Comments


[15 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Nobody throws 2 grams of coke away after one line, even if its the worst coke in the world. My Mrs would be turning it into crack "just to see if there's any coke in it"

I'm a chemist with tens of thousands of hours of drug manufacturing lab time on the clock, but the first time I saw her with baking soda, a spoon and a Yale key I thought "this chick has spent A LOT of hours cooking crack at some time in her past".

It sounds like you're claiming you had a reagent test to hand, then used it AFTER you took the drug, but BEFORE you flushed it.

I'm just trying to establish a chronological timeline here, so we can shine the torch of rationality on your claims, Mr one-off throwaway. And thus establish if you REALLY think we are fucking bellends who will believe you have no vested interest in trashing the good name of the Team known as "ToYou".

What's your normal Reddit account? Let me guess....you'd prefer not to say, right? Or you use a different throwaway each time you post, then flush them as easily as you flush 2 grams of the most-consistent, longest-established UK coke vendor on the darknet's finest?

I'm not saying I don't believe you, but I think people should show their previous posting history so that we can check for any bias towards a particular vendor, show how experienced they are with a particular drug, and show all of their reviews.

As you can see, I show that I'm a vendor in my name, I'm RedBook of the Brotherhood of British Meth Chemists. the BBMC on Agora, Silk Road 2.0, SheepMarketplace, and "RedBook" on Silk Road. (Which is where I first saw the ToYouTeam's professionalism).

So if I trash the name of a meth vendor or another manufacturer everyone would take it with a pinch of salt.

I don't know if you are aware of this, but there is a professional body for the more-established UK vendors who have shown themselves to be trustworthy rather than scammers, called the British Tor Vendor's Association (BTVA).

An "associate" of the BTVA. for instance, wouldn't expect to pay a vendor bond on a new marketplace, because they bring a couple of coachloads of their customers with them. And they are good, experienced customers with their pockets full of bitcoin. Once a marketplace has two or tree associate BTVA members selling their sativas or MDMA on their site, the bitcoin starts to flow (from the UK, at least), and their admins can put their feet up. Other UK vendors then pay their upgrade fee because they see a competitor and loads of domestic customers on the new marketplace.

Any decent vendor can be a BTVA associate. They need to have been trading for a certain time with a certain number of sales, behave like a shop rather than a dealer, and BRING PRODUCT IN TO THE MARKETS. (in other words, they DON'T buy drugs from other vendors like a customer, then sell in another country or another DNM as their own- "Drug Shuffling")

Anyway, there are only 3 FULL members of the BTVA, currently, of which the ToYouTeam are the largest. They have voting rights, can approve any associate member and often have to sort out arguments between other vendors. They negotiate on behalf of the BTVA, because they are legends who's customer base has swum with them from market to market to market, through every ripoff and FBI bust. Because they've never let them down.

So......if you didn't know before, you know now. The ToYouTeam is a FULL member of the BTVA, which is like being a "made" man in the mafia, or a high street name like Tesco. or the Marks & Spencers of cocaine. A full member can make a market on their own.

A programmer who just started a Tor marketplace is like Bill & Ted trying to start a rock festival. ToYou is like...er...U2 or someone confirming they will play (or Alice Cooper in Bill & Teds case). Suddenly all the other bands confirm, and you've got yourself a festival. Or a marketplace.

So do I trust the unlikely-sounding events in a review from a throwaway on Christmas day when all of us vendors are bored with nothing to do? Against a full association vendor?

Pull the other one. Its got jingle bellends on it.

Why is it that you coke dealers always talk like that? "See you later Redbook, you weird fucking wankstain" etc

Get out of here


[13 Points] Tedsville:

Merry fucking Christmas you big knob jockey.


[6 Points] throwaway090123:

I'd strongly recommend you don't waste future product, but apply LeJunks purification technique, detailed here: https://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27089

Yes, you should get what you pay for, but Cocaine is so unpredictable because it's relatively easy to adulterate and even high quality product is never 100% Cocaine HCL - there's always some filler. Plus, purity between batches change - any quality certification is pretty much inadmissible as soon as the current block has been sold which for popular vendors is going to be quickly.

LeJunk's guide above is a practical epiphany for anyone who indulges in the festive snow. You can pass all sorts of questionable quality product in and get (almost) pure Cocaine HCL out of the other end. And what's even better is that you can begin to better estimate which vendors are regularly selling adulterated product vs those who are selling product that has a purity inline with the market spiel based on the net resultant Cocaine HCL.

Honestly, it's a worthy investment of time for even the laziest - you really won't ever want to go back.

Merry Christmas.


[5 Points] mechathatcher:

Yes lad.


[3 Points] toyouteam_PR:

Merry Christmas to you too, however 1000's of satisfied customers and ratings in excess of 99.5% on all markets we trade on kind of go against your view.

We test every batch and wouldn't accept anything sub par.

Merry Christmas everyone.


[1 Points] None:

Damn thats very weird.


[1 Points] Borax:

Why would you not submit it for further testing?


[1 Points] SlideRuleLogic:

Bellends. Classic.


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

There's certainly alot of bellends in this thread, but I'm fairly sure they are all the same 'giant bellend': OP!

Your story is absolutely ridiculous. Its actually possible from how you described it, that you got some very good coke. But you happen to be a cunt! Hence the negative side effects. Question: Were you up til 4am thinking about what a cunt you are?

Most likely however is that you never had any of his coke. You're talking shit about DNM legends because, well, who knows. Possibly the cuntiness again.

BBMC's post was spot on. No one does a couple of lines, with a testing kit at hand, has a bad one, but tests it in the morning, and then throws it all away! My hairy white arse! That's not saying most people don't, or only a tiny minority do. That is saying NO FUCKING ONE DOES! EVER.

Even fewer people cut their coke with ephedrine, whoever said that. You fucking retard. Ephedrine is gold dust mate! People make meth with it.

To the tool shed who says dnm ratings don't mean shit. First of all, ermmm. Yes they do, you flange! They are an exact record of what EVERY customer who has tried their products thought. You know what doesn't mean shit? Some prick starting a thread on reddit, under a fake name, saying he did two lines, cried like a baby, tested it in the morning and then flushed the lot down the toilet.

And yes, to the guy who sarcastically described BTVA, ergh, you got it spot on mate. Thats exactly what it is.

As you can tell, I'm not exactly the most 'shop like' member.