[Vendor Review] -TheoryOfHarmony- x100 S903 (Hulks)

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: TheoryOfHarmony / AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 100 S903 (Green Hulks)
International?: (list countries) NO, Domestic USA to USA
Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) No FE required
Price before shipping: $120
Shipping cost: $7
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ X ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ X ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ X ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ X ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ X ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ X ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ X ]+1 Low package profile
[ X ]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (23x4 for 92%)

--Breakdown of each category for those interested--

Customer Service- None needed to place first order, very easy. I made a error in my address when the order went through. I sent a message with the updated address and later that day the package was marked as shipped with a note saying he had corrected the address. I enjoyed the ease of the whole process even while I had messed up.

Product Quality- The presses on these bars are very sturdy. I had ordered bars a while back from another low time vendor on dream and ToH's bars blew his out of the water. They snap perfect into thirds, and the bag it came in with wasn't chalky. I have been walking around for the past two days with a dime bag of ~10 bars in my pocket and they are completely in tact. Also there was no broken when it came shipped and I think 4 extras.

Processing Speed- The pack was shipped, what I think, a day later than he marked. But I have no proof as to this and I don't even care. I just know some of ya'll want it to be marked shipped WHEN its shipped. The package itself arrived within four days from clicking purchase. The stealth was very adequate and there should be no worry to order from ToH domestically.

Price value- Don't know what to say here. To me 100 hulk-a-roonies is a fucking steal for $127 in my hood

Potentcy- I'd say advertised 2.5mg dose. One bar had desired effects and a third of a bar curved my anxiety for a hours. First time for me personally taking Alp that wasn't perscribed to me. Custys loved em tho.

Overall a good vendor but I have not tried any other bar vendors except one other and he was fucking terrible I don't even remeber his name. Fuck dat boi

I'm also trying to find how to upload pictures. I have stripped all metadata from them but I can't seem to post on anony.ws or imgur? Do I need to enable JS? I don't want too, but if it's the only way to post a fuckn picture I guess I gotta.


Comments


[2 Points] None:

Now that he offers 50pks I was thinking about picking one up for emergency comedowns. Glad to hear its quality gear.


[1 Points] TheoryOfHarmonyCS:

Thank you for the kind review!


[1 Points] LostSomewhereInSpace:

I'm sure you need to enable JS to upload pictures. Thanks for the good review. Might have to try these guys out. Always good to have some landing gear on hand.


[1 Points] DiaperDankFrank11:

Is this vendor on any other markets besides AB?


[1 Points] Fukthishat:

Just a shill review if yu don't got pics