This isn't a theory but rather what Cazes told me in my dream last night, so it's safe to assume it's the truth.
Alphabay was just going through regular maintenance and upgrades (z-cash etc) when the server raids were going on. Trappy was just staring at rainbows and was boofin' up some METH!!!!! Trappy then starts to freak out and shits on the carpet. He reports to the admins that their servers get raided. The cops got the location of the servers because u/HugBunter found the locations of the servers and gave it up cus trappy didn't make him a mod and also because he wouldn't share his meth. Mostly becs of the meth tho.
Trappy being a usual slave of the admins, tells everyone that Alphabay will be back up soon and shit.
Then BigMuscles gets cut-off. Now the main reason BM got cut off is because Alpha02 found out that BM indeed doesnt have big muscles. Alpha02 freaks the fuck out thinking his life has just been a lie. "Like why would someone fuckin' lie about that shit?" says Alpha02.
Now one mod got fucked over. The cops find out Alexander Cazes is a mod and they take him down and put him in a prison. Now the sad guy's in a Thai prison. u/DNMcunt atleast had ladyboys and valium. Cazes didn't even have that. So Cazes requested for a ladyboy instead of his phone call. The guard felt sad for him so he let him have one. Cazes was on the top in the washroom when he felt a draft on his neck. Since he didn't have a scarf, he used a towel instead. The towel got caught in the fan and dragged him by the neck and killed him. Now the reason the police couldn't release the footage cus the ladyboy lost his/her pants and you can see his dick. The cops clearly don't want a ladyboy's dick on national television.
2 mods down. So then Alpha02 is like why dont we just fuck the vendors and custies in the ass and run off with their drug money?
Then comes trappy with his values and shit. He votes against it and threatens to doxx Alpha02 if he exit-scams. So alpha02 tells pelican to spike his meth the next time he orders which is every 2 hours in return for alpha02's mom. Cus you know, he has a fetish for admin's moms. Trappy is also dead now and Alpha02 has run off with all the moneys and now happily chills out with putin and his dog in belize.
We finally have some closure. You're welcome guys.
p.s: The DRUGS must flow!!!!!!
p.s.s: Not fent tho. Fuck fent. And BM's mom. Who raises such a monster?
On advice of dnm members, they boofed the servers. Needless to say, lights went out and rectal scarification occurred. Once safely removed, they'll be wiped down and plugged in again. Until then, admins are being gentle with the wet wipes