Coke Order from FrankMatthews has some hair in it :O

I Ordered 2,5g cocaine before xmas and the mail is just getting to me now. Slow as fuck

Ive ordered from him before, dude usually has good quality coke

Was excited to open the pack and get high

But as I tore through the outliers there was a big bunch of hair stuck in there in the last bag along with the coke

Wtf is this about? Anyone else had this from this vendor?
Did this fucking moron pack the drugs while shaving his pubes?

I bough his fucking coke to feel like a king, but now with the all the hair I feel like a fucking barber.

Hope the bitch reships my order


Comments


[92 Points] imwheelingmyself:

dna test it and track him down lmao


[48 Points] Seraphim_X:

Did this fucking moron pack the drugs while shaving his pubes?

HaHa! Cracker Jack! A surprise in every pack. A least it wasn't sand, like from the mother fuckin beach.


[22 Points] Marine4lyfe:

Probably some fat Mexican chick crotched it and waddled across the border.


[19 Points] deep_touch:

Kinda sounds like you're just fiending for more coke


[12 Points] None:

This is what makes me addicted to this subreddit


[9 Points] DarkMarkThroAway:

Depending on the quality of the hair it might be worth more than the blow :) I know this sub is traditionally a sausage party but do you KNOW how much human hair extensions cost???? We gals will pay in excess of a grand (us) for some human hair extensions boys!


[6 Points] Omomomomomo:

Who cares about a little hair.


[7 Points] None:

I bough his fucking coke to feel like a king, but now with the all the hair I feel like a fucking barber.

Rofl I love this sub

Care to elaborate? Is it a few long pieces of hair or is it many smaller ones like, as you yourself said, pubes?

Also how was the quality?


[5 Points] None:

Let's be honest. You are buying blow online. Hair is probably the healthiest thing it has been cut with...


[3 Points] None:

Probably belongs to an enemy in case LE finds it


[2 Points] DruggieKitten:

its a pube from when he jacked off in his coke

...in all seriousness, that hair is probably cleaner than the coke is. You never know wtf they cut it with at the source. Your vendor doesnt even know what its cut with probably. They probably mixed leva in that shit with bare hands while scratching their ass, etc.


[2 Points] disposable43436879:

Just consider it extra cut and snort that shit up.


[2 Points] DiaperDankFrank11:

Pics?


[1 Points] ogpromethazine:

its dog hair


[1 Points] None:

Pics or it didn't happen


[1 Points] BarForBar:

Did this fucking moron pack the drugs while shaving his pubes?

Hahaha.


[1 Points] mejuwi1:

Hes a decent vendor, but this is real piss

Imagine if LEs making a controled buy and they get his hair in the letter too

Hope its some sort of mix up with a low level shipper and the vendor has his tracks covered else its gonna be doomsday soon


[1 Points] coffeencreme:

Ugh. How delightful


[1 Points] MyManOnReddit:

You should keep the hair and keep using him forever more. If he scams you as he has many others just tell him you have his DNA there lol


[1 Points] MyManOnReddit:

Frank actually shaved his crotch into the bag after this guy asked for a free sample, but didn't specify what..


[1 Points] bobbiggs69:

I don't think he charges extra for the hair.


[1 Points] Blugputts:

What a shit hair post


[0 Points] None:

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