Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!
Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
[10 Points] ForLol_Serious:
[4 Points] octomarvel:
Yawning on Molly reduces its effectiveness.
There's a new strain of weed that doubles as your front lawn while growing.
Osama Bin Laden was once a meth cook.
You can cure headaches by lightly massaging your anus.
Some Amazon tribes have developed a severely toxic saliva, enabling them to spit poison that burns others like hot fire.
Goldfish are actually very tasty when grilled with cheese.
It's impossible to drown a pelican.
Attempts during the Great Depression in the 1930s found farmers and zoologists working together to tame and ride giraffes. Somewhat successful, the efforts were ditched when understanding the infrastructure changes needed for bridges and barns to accomodate the giraffes long but mountable neck.
All platypus are imaginary. Seeing one is actually the first symptom of infection from the rare, mind controlling, genital parasite reddisimus booksimus.
Young K is related to OJ Simpson.
=)
[4 Points] Morvu:
'alpracream' started doing drugs, i cant tell what hes probably high on, but this wont end good, at least not as long as he got a working internet connection. next days/weeks more hilarous posts will show up, getting more and more stupid...you will see
[2 Points] squidfromthelam:
Will people realize im on temazepam in school who knows
[2 Points] SpunInTheSun:
Harambe really gave Hilary Aids so she hired an actor who doubles as a gorilla whisperer to fall in the cage. This gave her a reason to hire a sniper to take the gorilla out. And we don't know about the aids because the medical records were accidentally deleted along with the emails....
[1 Points] Methmans5krace:
This page is ran by LE We all got warrants for visiting this page Reviews are done by LE to build a case on you. I'm not high. We dox ourselves
[1 Points] imthecoldp01096:
Why should we have tin foil hats when this is just a role playing sub 😏
[1 Points] None:
The US government could care less about permanently shutting down the DNMs, because as far as they're concerned, we've given them a treasure trove of statistics and numbers into how the drug industry is changing, and they would rather just watch as we all have one more vice that simply distracts us from the real criminals that run this country.
They should rename this sub Whose Line Is It Anyway because everything is made up and the karma points don't matter.