Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[5 Points] STFUMandy:

Will Jesus get mad if I use drugs on his birthday?


[3 Points] dgutty:

What are the new most popular markets now? I haven't paid attention since the AB bust this year.


[2 Points] bos3ph:

Does anyone know if it's safe to buy ativan online without a prescription (like not dark web just regular web) I need some for my next shroom trip bc last one was extremely bad. Any feedback helps, thanks


[2 Points] burden_of_boof:

How long do those chinese men spend chipping away at the blockchain mine?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Will I get my pack today? Hoping for a Christmas miracle...


[1 Points] PM_ME_SAD_STORIES_:

How safe is it to order weed domestic? Is the smell a problem? What about with cannabis concentrates?

And is dream relatively safe to use (assuming you PGP encrypt obviously) and are there people getting scammed on dream right now? What's the market that's being most recommended now?


[1 Points] 180K:

With transaction fees so high, how do people tumble their bitcoin? Is tumbling even happening anymore?


[1 Points] notanonymous73:

How hurriedly should I buy edibles on the darknet? Should I take the time to read all the masterposts and guides, and lurk, or should I just try to place an order ASAP?