Yes, I read and agree to the rules

Agree

EDIT: I want to deeply apologize to the community for this shit post. In my defense, I've already plugged a gram and a half of ethylphenidate and swallowed a huge handful of gabapentin and it's not even 2 PM.

BTW, masturbating with a back massager brings godlike feelings of pleasure. Don't knock it til you've try it.


Comments


[33 Points] drpnit:

I agree to the rules


[26 Points] darktriaddd:

I'll have what you're having.


[24 Points] purpletastesgood:

another of OP's recent posts: https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/comments/445bzv/can_you_guys_reccomend_a_good_powerful_plug_in/

Hey all, I've found that I really enjoy masturbating with a back massager. My current one has a very wide head, which keeps my penis from slipping out. However, I need something more powerful. I worry that the head of the Hitachi is too small. Any recommendations? If it can be bought on Amazon, that would be super. Thanks!


[25 Points] drpnit:

Wow /u/purpletastesgood and others.

Hey, I used to be regular on here but the sub has changed dramatically. So I fucked up.

Hmm, let me think of the last time I was shamed for masturbation… Oh that's right, seventh grade.

Be careful going through my posts. Some of that shit will make you cry.

Please continue to ridicule me, I'm looking to fill up my shame bank.


[7 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Dame Shirley Bassey is the living patron saint of DNM vendors. Ive never had a situation arise that didn't have a solution hidden within her recorded works. Many experienced vendors will tell you the same.

In this unused Bond theme contender, she explains why, In this game, their aren't any rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjG_ViehDAE


[4 Points] Heisencock:

I have yet to even attempt ordering from DNM's but I stay subscribed just for shit like this.

I love this subreddit so fucking much.


[4 Points] Bobrosshappytreesman:

Declined


[4 Points] LivingOnAdrenaline:

You are going to concert


[3 Points] magentafullsoul:

https://m.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/41zxat/question_is_there_a_name_for_this_kink/

Was going to throwaway, but if the druggies on the subs I frequent are going to judge, so be it:

Guy here with a voracious appetite for pussy. I love to touch it eat it, fuck it. I also happen to love fucking myself with a huge dildo, masturbating with every thrust, while fantasising I'm a woman being railed by a guy with a huge cock. I might be a little weird, but that shit is the spice of life.

Gotta love the no-judgement zone here.


[4 Points] AlpraKing:

I agree to the rules.....now.


[2 Points] None:

Ok


[2 Points] None:

as a woman, I must ask, what am I agreeing to?


[2 Points] brainwash_:

Drugs bring out the very best and very worst in people....and I still can't tell which this post and comments are.


[1 Points] LivingOnAdrenaline:

He goes to home


[1 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

Very educational post


[1 Points] None:

It's a waste to take gabapentin like that. The way to do it is an initial dose of 600-1200 mg . Then 600 every 45 minutes to an hour to build it up. Your wasting it by swallowing handfuls .


[1 Points] angerycat:

the rules here are nothing but shit.... ... shit did i say that out loud.


[0 Points] EastOaklandCase_Boys:

Are you off that new drug "PINK?!" How much do you have to shove up your ass to have a good trip? Thanks in advance brotha!


[0 Points] _A_Day_In_The_Life_:

lol gabapentin highs are so terrible. i don't know anyone who would take those to get high on purpose. i feel sad for your choice of drugs homie.