Finally took the plunge

I had two other DNM accounts but I guess I made the passwords too hard for me to even remember. So this will have to do for now.

On to the actual post. After rigorous hours of perfecting my OPSEC and figuring the best ways to acquire BTC, I came to the conclusion that my entire life was a setup and everyone and everything in it was all part of a grand scheme to bust me. I swore to myself that this subreddit was a setup and everyone on it was LE, besides me. So I put off buying for a week or so. Then shit went down and markets got fucked. Another few days of waiting to regain courage. Despite all the paranoid fuckery, I placed an order for two tabs of 180ug LSD from Domesticdoode on Agora. I received the package successfully in three days. The stealth was fucking insane. Now, I feel as if I'm invincible, which is probably not the best thing. But fuck it(edit: butt fuck it), I ordered another pack from DownTheRabbitHole, also on Agora. I'm not sure what the point of this post is actually. I guess everyone should take this time to congratulate me, maybe throw in some donations for being successful. I take BTC, SSNs, credit card numbers, and sexual favors. If you want to donate email me at 1-800-


Comments


[47 Points] Homer_Goes_Crazy:

Dude, you actually bought something? We're all lying. Nobody actually uses the darknet.


[10 Points] None:

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[6 Points] None:

I came to the conclusion that my entire life was a setup and everyone and everything in it was all part of a grand scheme to bust me. I swore to myself that this subreddit was a setup and everyone on it was LE, besides me

Fuck man, you're on to us. We're gonna have to regroup and come up with some better ways to get you.


[6 Points] impost_r:

Alright boys it's a wrap, donuts on me!


[3 Points] slious:

your first order, and the stealth was insane? two tabs, not even an inch of surface area - and the stealth was insane?

as you yet have nothing to compare it to, i would expect you are just reacting to the whole shock of it. i remember my first order - a g of mdma from bungee. when i got the envolope i too was blown away - and it turns out he has one of the worst stealth strats around!

now, with alittle bit of experiene insane for me would be having to rip open a basketball...


[2 Points] 2chainzvoice:

Bust 'em boys. We've been waiting for the subject to make a move for awhile.


[1 Points] Idonu:

3 days? My order took 7 days to arrive after it was marked shipped XD. Not complaining though, Domesticdoode is a solid vendor and his 120ug tabs are comparable to BV's 150ug house whites (although BV's house whites have less body load and more visuals :D).

but uhhhh yeah, you're busted boy.


[1 Points] cannaoil:

Be careful, you're not gonna be a POI from some small purchases but as our good friend Jolly Roger informed us Invincibiliy is not a very good mindset. Keep Jolly Roger's Security Manual on hand darknet marketers. Just when you thought your OPSEC was tight he's there to prove you wrong.


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

Alright boys, we got enough evidence to bust cranialfuckerization, he actually bought the "there is a reddit sub dedicated to the purchase of contraband on the DNMs" - oldest trick in the book. Close in.

I hear it though. I spent months lurking here and was convinced that it was trap initially. I get the courage to almost placing an order then somebody would post something that would scare the shit out of me, then I'd retreat. Took a while to actually do it. And when I did, I was ready for SWAT to come in followed by Dick Cheney and water boarding b/c of my small personal order.


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Fire up the party van, Doug! We actually got another one!


[-1 Points] cocainecowboys3:

Burn you house and move to belieze, we are coming for you.