Penissmith has been banned from the alphabay forums, and his vendor account demoted.

I apologize for the antagonism he has caused and will likely continue to cause. I will be watching for him and removing his posts when he resurfaces to graze on the happiness of others, and chicken nuggets.

Do not fear though, he must know this is a battle he has lost. He cannot even handle a bottle of vodka, let alone cause any real damage. He thrived on causing low intensity chaos, enough to spark threads and forums posts but no damage. He is the tor version of a graffiti person.

He has never liked me, the day I joined alphabay he was temporarily banned for trolling me and later I temporarily banned him myself on unrelated charges. I wonder if he has ever liked anyone or anything besides chicken nuggets and the sinking feeling in your chest when someone goes out of their way to bother you for no reason.

Dont expect him to come to reddit though, I have enjoyed talking with him and he feels himself above reddit, among other things. I am sad to see him go, speaking to him has been enjoyable. He is intelligent but arrogant and rarely puts above the minimal effort even into his trolling. He told me enough about himself that his behavior should be expected. He has never faced any adversity in his life greater than being removed from alphabay, and perhaps now with a new username and a new identity he will behave as if there are consequences to his actions.

Or maybe not.

I would also like to clarify

Thank you.


Comments


[17 Points] trappy_AB:

Its my hope that he finds a new home, such as dream market.


[9 Points] JediMimeTrix:

Trappy I'll mod ab, I accept payment in midget hookers and nickelbags because we both know midget hookers cant handle a dime bag.

If this sounds good pm me.


[7 Points] None:

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[5 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Damn you, I loved PenisSmith


[4 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

I feel like people were blowing this way out of proportion. It really seems like he's a genuine sicko who likes to be fucked and say fucked things which is something I can relate too.


[2 Points] sexbagel69:

sooo big muscles said he was going to make my account on alphabay accessible again, annnd that was like 3-4 days ago now?


[2 Points] mdoe1039:

Penissmith has never been a staff member at alphabay, the extent to which he has had any affiliation is as a volunteer scamwatch and guide reviewer.

Scamwatch members are community volunteers and are not staff. Imagine if there was a position below forums moderator in the power structure.

Except AB has already said that penissmith was paid to do that. That's not a volunteer. It's still not such a big deal because penissmith was low on the totem pole, but all this smells bad.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] meccra:

so when does the guy get banned that asked users for their private keys and several vendors for their mnemonics to close their account although it is not necessary?


[1 Points] australiums2point0:

Rip in penis


[1 Points] ilikebignugs:

nice


[1 Points] Thx002:

Can I be scamwatch now?


[1 Points] alphabayguru:

hello, i have been banned from the alphabay forums for apparently 'spamming' because i posted the same thread 4 times by mistake!

it says 'contact a moderator for support' however there seems no option to do so! could anyone help me out?