Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
DomesticUnitedKingdom1 (Alpha Bay) |
Product/s reviewed: |
3.5g 73% DUTCH Speed Paste |
International?: |
No |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
£13.70 |
Shipping cost : |
£3.35 |
Well, fuck this. I ordered 3.5g of speed; obviously at a very low price, but UK speed is usually priced quite low anyway. Most of the reviews on AB go to the effect of "not the best, but you can't complain for the price".
The description states "Absolutely no cuts. We guarantee this will be the strongest speed paste that you ever try. Not ridiculously wet either we would describe it as a damp consistency" which is all false because the product seems to be mostly mulched up tissue paper. You can see the fibers and clumps in the speed paste, and it dries into rock-hard clumps that smell of speed but look exactly like hard tissue paper. This would be impossible to insufflate if that's your thing. I ate my usual dose and I can barely feel anything.
UK speedfreaks: spend a bit more for your stuff.
Package arrived with minimal security, vacuum-sealed but no decoy.
No communication involved. On a small order like this, I didn't think it would be necessary - I just put in my PGP key and fired the order off. Hopefully I'm not just told to fuck myself.
That's a scammy-sounding vendor name if ever I heard one, and he said "we" instead of "I". He's pretending to be a "crew" instead of a Billy-No-Mates loner psychopath who "keeps himself to himself". According to the neighbors interviewed as police excavate his crazy paving.