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So I'm moving back to my parent's at the end of this month. So I kinda sorta have to use up my stash of pot/shrooms/acid. Went to the Natural History Museum on Friday on 100ug tab of acid, a handful of fresh shrooms and smoked a few bowls. It was Jurassic Park. The scales on the dinosaurs were rippling, the megalogon shark was swaying and dancing like he was left shark. Unfortunately I had to leave early because my companion wasn't feeling too good :(. Went home and watched Vikings for a while, then napped in a kneeling position (shrooms tend to make me sleepy after a while). Woke up around 3PM, it was hot in my cottage- decided to head to the beach. Smoked some pot and ate the rest of my stash of dried shrooms, as well as brought a quintessential PBR. I caught atleast 50 sand bugs. I was a mermaid and these were my pets. As I caught them, I named every one of them. Eduardo, Alfredo, Sally, Sara, Bernardo, etc. Went to go in the water and it was clear and rippling and beautiful- like clear Jell-o. Also, Im singing. I suck at singing, but I'm singing and everything is rhyming. My boob pops out of my bikini top. A nice lady tells me. Oh well. At 5 I went home.
The next day (sat) I had work, so I just smoked pot at work. At this point I have no more acid so I go to a bitcoin atm and deposit some monies. After work, I got home and decided to make some mycelium tea after my third flush off some cakes. Strained the cakes into some vinegar and downed it with a bud light lime. Also had a small handful of aborts/pins. Mild trip, everything is hazy and luminescent. Decide to see if theres any deals for acid on the DNM. Yes, there are. Yay! And so...my adventures will be continued...hopefully next week :D.