So I was talking to a friend and we kind of did one of those walk and talk check the mail things. They had received a letter from customs, obviously this peaked my interest and I was like 'ooo smuggling in those keys of coke ay?'
She was like what the fuck? Opened it up and it was stating 400 modafinil had been confiscated and its estimated value was $1200. (At this point I'm like customs have rich ass connects that want modafinil I guess)
Needless to say she never ordered modafinil but she did order 400 'diet' pills off of ebay. They sent her modafinil or tried anyways lol.
Tldr; Order drugs from ebay
Work at customs and get connects
?????
Profit.
This was not Interesting