Details | |
Vendor: | [Mr Cronk ] |
Market: | [Agora ] |
Product: | [1.1g PROPER QUALITY POLLEN ] |
Price: | [£5.50/$9.00 US ] |
Shipped from: | [UK ] |
Shipped to: | [UK ] |
Required FE: | [NO ] Well I never FE. And he has never asked me. |
Vacuum Sealed: | [YES ] |
Decoy: | [NO ] |
Handwriting: | [NO ] |
Rating | |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [8 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [10 ] / 10 Next day delivery every time domestically. |
Price value: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 Looks like hash I guess. |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 Perfect every time. Sometimes a little over. |
Quality: | [7 ] / 10 Only a 7 as its his basic range. And for what I use it for is great. |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [95 ] / 100 |
Ok so a little info. I buy hash. That is the solid form of cannabis. I like it personally as I gave up smoking way back and I use the hash to make edibles. A hash yogurt is my food of choice. This is how I make it.
Get a yogurt and empty it into a ramekin or bowl or something that wont melt! Take your hash usually 0.5g to 1g depending on the quality and your tolerance. Break it up and put in on a tablespoon (desert spoon) add cooking oil. Heat it over a cooker, a lighter would take too long and I have had friends whos lighters have gone on fire/blown up and they usually drop everything when that happens. Anyway I keep it heated, the hash will dissolve and I wait until I see a little smoke off the spoon usually a (min or two) and the hash is changing colour. Leave it too long and you burn it and lose your THC, too soon and the THC isn't activated. I do it by eye. I don't know another way to find the perfect temperature. I then put it into a yogurt mix it in, the yogurt cools the oil down and eat it. Just a warning you are dealing with extremely hot oil 200C or 400F. Put that spoon and oil near your mouth and you will be lucky to live. Honestly I had some oil fall on my hand about 6 months ago and I can still see the scar. I cannot emphasize this enough. What I usually do is hash and oil into the yogurt, scrape off any residue into the yogurt with a metal knife, run the back of the spoon under a tap and use my finger to clean what is left into the mix.
The high is something I never experienced before. Example would be I would use about 0.9g of the hash Im reviewing If I was just starting I would 0.7. Works out at about £4 a go. I cant describe the high except you get fucked. I take mine with my partner at 7pm Couch lock, Munchies, Funny Tv show. Brilliant night, bed at 1am Superb sex with partner still fucked (twice I guess). Wake up the next day still a bit high and feeling great. I cant endorse it enough. Just be a bit careful with the oil. We are all adults right? I should also add that you wont remember what happened the night before. I kid you not when I say I have watched Pineapple Express and This is the End at least 10 times each and I have no idea what happens in either of them after 30 mins or so. I have also watched Always Sunny 9 seasons twice and I still cant tell you what happens in most of them. I do remember bits. The great thing is I get to watch it again and again and its kind of like its new every time. So yea you get fucked and No spoilers please.
Like I said I cant describe the high. In my past I have had friends who could not stop laughing and had to be taken home. I have had friends swear to me they are tripping and can see dolphins jump through hoops. For the price versus the high its superb value for money. And the hash I'm reviewing is Mr Cronks cheapest stuff. I gave the quality a 7 simply because he has better quality hash. But for what I use for its 10 for me.
That's fantastic - worthy of a post beyond it being hidden in a review. When you say 'a yoghurt', what exactly do you mean? One of those little individual tubs? And a whole gram into that? No wonder it fucks you over...