Vendor Review- Pelican (with added bonus boob pic)

My wife and I recently tried Pelican's LSD and MDMA. He was out of the Pelican tattoos so I did the next best thing and used his blotter paper instead (pic at the end)

Comments: My wife and I both took 2 hits of LSD and tripped our ass off for about 10 hours. I was possessed by demons, relived my birth, enjoyed music and art, had mind blowing, cosmic sex and just had the greatest of times. I'm hopeful that the Pelican flies over to Hansa and builds a nest there!

As promised to my favorite bird, here's a pic of my wife's glorious boob with our glorious tabs. http://i.imgur.com/G2reIty.jpg

EDIT: Forgot to tag /u/Pelican_Vendor


Comments


[75 Points] None:

so... is your wife single?


[42 Points] AlpaNiggaOut:

clicked to see boob. upvoted because boob


[29 Points] None:

This should be the gold standard when posting a review, especially on a new account to prove it's not just a shill review. Single? Sucks for you, shill!


[8 Points] shaunafrost6969:

I love pelican product and her boobs but don't actually like pelican or his stealth


[7 Points] kookieless:

I came for the boob. Like I literally came for the boob.


[4 Points] None:

Zitty titty


[2 Points] Cyberpunk74505:

Thumbs-up just for the boob pic!


[4 Points] ForLol_Serious:

That's a nice boob but you should get those lumps checked out, it could be cancer


[3 Points] JburnaDNM:

u/Pelican_Vendor bringing you boobs and reviews since 2015! And good drugs to.


[3 Points] None:

I fapped today to your wifes tits.


[2 Points] samwhiskey:

That boob looks very familiar...


[2 Points] brandon2932:

Plot twist: its a moob


[2 Points] CaptSkrimshaw:

Nice tit


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[1 Points] 171gunslinger:

Why RIP alphabay? Is it dead? This breaks my heart. Where else can I get real cid now


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