Vendor review - landedgypsie - AlphaBay Market

Details
_Vendor: [landedgypsie]
_Market: [AlphaBay Market]
_Product: [High Heat Cocaine - 3.5gr POTENT AND PURE]
_Shipped from: [Canada]
_Shipped to: [Canada]
_Required FE: [NO?]
_Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
_Decoy: [YES]
_Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
_Communication: [10] / 10
_Stealth: [10] / 10
_Shipping time: [10] / 10
_Price value: [9] / 10
_Aesthetics: [10] / 10
_Weight: [10] / 10
_Quality: [9] / 10
_Transaction: [10] / 10
_Vendor: [10] / 10
_Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [98] / 100

All right guys, bit of a greenhorn here. Sketched about posting pics with all the anon image site concerns. If someone can recommend a place to remove EXIF data and safely upload, please let me know so I can review it. Onto the review.

Packaging was excellent. Been mailing steroids and other goodies for years so I always appreciate when OPSEC is on point. Looked very professional. Was marked "3.7g" on there but it weighed just a little over. I ain't complaining!

Smelled nice and gassy, but not too crazy. Sometimes it's just lazy production and it's overpowering, but this falls into the sweet spot that I personally love. Nice chunks with very little to no powder, flaky but not inositol/creatine/mystery-cut flaky. Fluffs up nicely but not like re-rocked shit that fluffs a suspiciously high amount. I let out a sigh of relief as I inspected it and figured it can't be half bad... (unless it's fent and I die in my bathroom...)

Tried 30mg first to see how the old tooter likes it - Nice and clean, not zippy, you can tell it's not loaded with mystery-caine (had my entire face FREEZE from a single line in the past) and I got the euphoria and sort of sexual high from it. This is the shit I like. Speaking of "shit", I got no shits from this, although I've never gotten the shits from the same blow that sends my buddies running to the can. So... I obviously heated up a plate, chopped it a bit more to toss in a grab-n-go bag and went over to the old lady's house to do a couple lines and fuck. But not before doing a couple tiny lines for the road lol

Got a few other products coming in from other vendors. Had a few crafts beers to go with the nose beers and not sure if this is the way to review stuff. Was sketched giving such a high rating as a new poster, but I have DMT and LSD on the way from other vendors. Not sure if there's anything I can do to prove my legitimacy, but take it or leave it.

*** EDIT ***

Uploaded a pic

https://anonimag.es/image/VK8

Not sure if it's just my honker, but it's starting to plug up a little too easily. Doing an ethanol wash right now. This is 2.6g and I did it with 2g. The stuff it washed out looked to be minimal, but I'll check the weights afterwards. I don't log on much so sorry for the delay. Just got a few more reviews and don't wanna be labeled as a shill.


Comments


[1 Points] izza123:

I get shits from all drugs... Except h, landedgypsie's h plugs my pooper so bad


[1 Points] Thereisnofork420:

Care to evaluate a bit more on the shipping time?