[Vendor Review] MissPink - Cocaine - AlphaBay

Vendor - MissPink
Market - AlphaBay
Product - 250 mG 1x Chloroform, 3x Acetone Washed SAFE PINK Cocaine HCl
Price - $40 +$10 shipping
Countries - US

Vendor

Service - 10/10 (right? thanks for doing what you're doing I guess..)
Shipping - 9/10 - 6 days from order to arrival.
Stealth - 10/10 - I really thought I got jipped as I flipped through the decoy for a minute or so and remembered the feedback that said YOU REALLY HAVE TO LOOK FOR IT. Got my feelers out and then tore into it and found it.
Security - 7.5/10 - while bag is ziplocked there isn't a full smell proof seal on the package which makes me think a trained drug dog could sniff it out.
Communication - none needed

Product

Weight - slightly over
Purity - tastes like street coke,  pink throws me off
Potency - I brought back some good coke with me from a trip to the Caribbean and this pink shit required me to do a ton to get what I would feel from literally 1 small bump of the other coke I got. Pretty disappointed if this is what "some of the best coke on DNM" is supposed to be. All these fools posting positive feedback don't even know what good coke is supposed to taste like.
Price Value - 1/3 of a gram for what I would pay for a full gram in the Caribbean and the potency is wack as fuck.
Aesthetic - It's pink.. uhh.. Lighter than the pink pictured, not much of a coke look to it.. very little numbing..

Comments: Probably the first and last time I order coke through DNM's if this is what the highest purity and potency coke is. I'd probably be better off going the old route and finding a traditional dealer at least I can test it and not be blocked by added coloring that stops me from testing it.

Not planning on leaving any feedback because that would throw off MissPink's Positivity train. Still in serious awe of all that positive feedback for a mediocre product. Reminded me of ZeltasGarden.

There's no pic because there's nothing worth taking a picture of.


Comments


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] madrigalelectra:

If you read her process, she actually cuts the pure 50/50 with vitb. So while it may be pure of ephedrine and speedy shit, it is not pure int he sense that all it is is coke.


[1 Points] j0kfiyah:

What's this about Chloroform???


[1 Points] schwillynelson89:

yeah i'm tired of all this weak yay on here. i have even gotten strong smelling shiny stuff off DHL that was pretty meh and had to do fat lines to feel anything. weak. there are probably only like 3 domestic vendors who have it that are worth a shit.


[1 Points] darktriaddd:

Don't base your assessment of DNM coke on this stupid pink cut-with-vitamin-B12 bullshit that MissPink sells. It's clever marketing for bullshit product. Pure blow is white. Not pink. Not cream or yellow. White.

Check out the avengers test result forum for updates but my favorites are VisionaryConvenience and chemicals_spain. Both tested at around 75% with no active cuts. Both fire. Fuck MissPink.


[1 Points] MissPink-:

All you people saying coke is white are wrong as well.

Pure coke is opaque, clear as crystal. It's the scattering of light by reflection off the crystals that make it appear white.

I love to read and learn things that most people just take for granted, like the white apperance of cocaine. If anybody is curious about more interesting facts about cocaine please read the full description and price of my product. You might also notice that "high potency, or purity" like OP misquoted me is nowhere to be found in my listing. If it were, I would be charging double like the fischale vendors do. This is not fishscale.

Here is some more details about my listing for those who can not accesss the listing:

The cleaned up cola is maybe nothing you tried before since it's very subtle and safe without all the active cuts the middlemen mix in to fuck you up, and not in a safe way.

For example levismole is found in over 80% of seized bricks. That's even before the 10-15 street dealers get their fat fingers on them! When you mix levismole or other active "dealer cuts" they combine to make you really fucked up on the cheap!

You don't have much to worry about if absorb these active cuts once or twice per year, but any more than that, especially the cattle dewormer levismole, it's going to tear you apart from the inside out as it makes you feel fucked up too!

A standard acetone wash does not get rid of this crap, but my chloroform wash does! Remember that the best buzz is not always the safest one, quite the opposite really. I mean sniffing airplane glue I hear is quite a rush too, but I have decided to draw the line of safety way before that and even before the levismole or one speck of any other active cut passes through your nostrils.

Does that make more sense to you now? If you have just recently tried it, please wait until you see how easy the comedown is, that is the best part! You won't be fiending for more and maybe even enjoy a slight "after-glow" effect.

Please be easy, I really do care about your well-being, not just the business or else I would be using some cheap gnarly cuts like everybody else :)


[1 Points] pluralofmongeeses:

This. I don't care WHAT anyone says about any other vendor. By the time everyone gets on the bandwagon, the pure stuff is gone and you wind up with shit off the DNM in the way of coke.


[1 Points] Munerox:

Just received my order from misspink. Thank god I only bought a .25g. What the fuck is this shit? It numbs but no euphoria or any kind of high. I think it's some synthetic bullshit. Who the fuck gives this fucker positive feedback? After snorting some, I went ahead and did what misspink said not to do and injected some. Cause if there was some coke in it, it would do something. U only need a little bit for iv - especially if it's pure. I didn't even feel a tingle of any sort. It's definitely not cocaine. It may be in the Caine family like novacaine or the stuff in ambosol but I think it's some synthetic crap. I reported misspink and gave negative feedback. Excellent stealth though.


[1 Points] stilldogman:

I bought a gram of it when she FIRST set up market, and I was super ignorant.... the shit had no numbing agent at that point, blowing through a whole G within a couple of hours did absolutely NOTHING.... What I got was most likely pure B12, a crushed up B12 pill most likely (it kinda tasted like strawberries, and they DO sell pink vitamin B12 pills that are strawberry flavored at Safeway...). She's scamming like crazy, and if the reviews are to be believed, is making a preeeeeetty penny doing it. I don't understand how she's getting any good reviews.... it literally makes no sense. I was offered a partial refund initially, but I said nah, I'll take my business elsewhere.

I initially thought that maybe I just got an accidental bad batch because it was one of her first orders (first 10 I do believe), but no, I at THIS point think she's just a decently clever scammer.

I didn't leave any feedback. I fucking should have.