Sketchiest legit packs?

I have a bad gut feeling that my mail is being profiled. I ordered from a vendor who had been under investigation at the time and was arrested a month or so after my order (which came through no problems). Since then I have noticed some aberrations in my mail. One pack containing illicit goods was marked as arriving at the PO where I have a box, but it was never put in my box and I eventually had to go and ask about it at the counter a week later. They found it in less than two minutes, and an additional employee came out from the back just to get a look at me before heading back to wherever it is they lurk. It has also happened with at least one clear net pack since (marked as arrived at PO but not put in box). I've had several legit packs arrive with no issues since, but still I am paranoid.

So....what are some extremely sketchy, yet legal, things I could order to test if my address is burnt?


Comments


[21 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Big Black Dildos should do the job....Bahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!


[12 Points] mymuse100:

Sketchiest legit pack thou...order from the NL or germany light colored but semi dark rootbeer brown rock candy crushed up when you asked the candy store request it crushed ask 500-1000 gram order... request a reshiper so its not from a legit candy factory will test for mdma on marquis but not after other tests


[11 Points] None:

I will send you coffee. 1# of some of the finest (ground) shit and if its torn up or delayed, you know you are fucked.


[3 Points] JRST99:

New box different office, better safe than sorry


[2 Points] mymuse100:

depending on state... spore print...


[2 Points] bccanadaboy99:

uranium ore from united nuclear


[2 Points] heyitslambchop:

Scented dryer sheets. They make the package stink to high heaven. I've received legit amazon packs before that I could smell a strong perfume type smell way before even starting to open it. It almost smells more then weed, its nuts.


[2 Points] imjustcurious5:

A can of diesel, matches and plane tickets to Belize.


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[1 Points] ptbmnnn:

Ustous?


[1 Points] YouSeaBlue:

Salvia? Also depends on where you're at


[1 Points] None:

Was it PTG? I always wondered what happen to all Those packs that were caught when he was arrested.


[1 Points] DooshNozzzle:

why the fuck haven't you gotten a new box yet? damn dude no way would I be putting up with that kind of anxiety unnecessarily. boxes are cheap as fuck like 10 a month or less


[1 Points] modestwitness:

Seaweed fish food, assorted shit on Etsy from high-profile countries, vitamin pills from that big Chinese Ali-something site, bulky letters with fold-out birthday cards or those trippy plastic 3d images. If you're really paranoid, try something that would require them to open the package to confirm the content instead of using x-ray.