I'm dressing up as a DEA agent today

Ultimate Halloween costume: dressing up as a DEA agent. I'm gonna hide behind bushes etc. in the sketchy areas around where I'm at, wait for someone to whip out a bowl or piece, and jump out and scare the shit out of them.Then when they are just about to shit themselves I'll whip out my own.

What are you dressing up as, internet drug buyers/sellers? (This is assuming you don't spend all your time indoors by your laptop and thus cannot go outside for Halloween).


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[56 Points] None:

Postal worker would be nice.

There was a dude here or on /r/drugs that was planning on dressing up like James Bond and selling drugs from his briefcase.

I'd totally put a spin on that and walk around with a little priority box, USPS attire, and a mail bag full of E. That would be the shit!


[35 Points] wombat2combat:

Ultimate Halloween costume: dressing up as a DEA agent. I'm gonna hide behind bushes etc. in the sketchy areas around where I'm at, wait for someone to whip out a bowl or piece, and jump out and scare the shit out of them.

let us hope you do not scare a methhead who waits for his order to arrive since 5 days and is already paranoid as fuck.


[24 Points] shitterplug:

A couple guys I know got in a whole heap of shit because they dressed up as FBI agents and 'locked down' a gas station.


[12 Points] SmauqDrogs:

Nice try leo, but I won't compromise my operation telling you my Halloween costume


[5 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

That's the scariest costume I could think of. Haha. I am the same thing. Except I also worse a peace sign beanie in addition to my DEA TShirt and shades, to go for that ironic federal diuchebag agent.


[4 Points] druggieslut:

Great opsec, may you end up with free drugs instead of candy.


[3 Points] boobby1250:

I LIKE IT!


[3 Points] thisismy4rdaccount:

You'd probably get killed or seriously injured. Just sayin.


[3 Points] None:

Dog the bounty hunter, perfect cover to sell meth, If kids come to the house give em a marlboro light and tell em smoke up brah'.


[2 Points] Idonu:

Are you hiding in the bush right opposite my apartment? I see you. Pls don't arrest me :(.


[2 Points] Dat-Cog:

Drug Enjoyment Agency


[1 Points] GEEZUS00:

Haha nice.


[1 Points] None:

U madman


[1 Points] mcnewbie:

...with a bag of sand attached to your belt, right?


[1 Points] fakeaccount1337420:

It's halloween?


[1 Points] high_as_flight93:

I am going to be LE, gonna do a CD then when they refuse to sign im going to harass them into confessing


[1 Points] stax337:

I want to live in the states..