Heroin + Meth Review (Alphabay) - OffDaDrick and Mastery

DETAILED CHECKBOX   
Vendor Name/MarketPlace:    offdabrick/AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: ".5 gram #4 'LEGENDARY' GRAY CW         
HEROIN"
International?: No fuckin idea?
Vendor requires FE?:    Nope.  
Price before shipping:  $105
Shipping cost:  $115 for Priority
Customer Service:   IDK, never really messaged him, whats the     
point if your package arrives within 4 days of ordering?  However, I     
ordered at night, and in the details I guess he left a vendor note 
telling me he would ship in the morning, and then told me to "have 
a great weekend bro!"  which I found to be nice.


[x]+5   Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4   Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3   Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2   Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1   Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0   Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality:    BTW, My scale for Potency is a little different.  
For me, an 100mg shot of a #5 would drop them instantly.  So for 
me 5 is like "Dangerously HIgh QUality."  I have a BIG tolerance; 
came up on great great great Philly Dope.  So I recognized that 
smell, the smell of real dope.  I've been in the game for a while and 
I can say it's really good dope.  But that's it, really good dope, little 
cut (Maybe 5-15%).  I would, however, warn someone with a low 
tolerance to do testers and would warn them to be careful with this. 

[ ]+5   Highest purity - highly potent
[X]+4   Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3   Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2   Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1   Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0   Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed: 4 days total from Darknet Ordering to In my 
mailbox. 

[X]+5   Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4   Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3   Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2   Package is late
[ ]+1   Package is very late
[ ]+0   Never received package

Price Value:    Eh, I'm new to DNM's, but I found it really fucking 
pricey, but with no comparison, what do I know, right?  The only 
thing holding me back from running right back to a bitcoin ATM and 
re-ordering is the price;  I feel like it should be like maybe 75-80 
bucks (I understand the markup).  #105 for a really solid half g is 
just too much 

[  ]+5  Excellent - great value & low cost
[X]+4   Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3   At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2   Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1   Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0   Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost


Stealth & OpSec:    More than enough for domestic shipping!
[X]+1   Vacuum-sealed
[X ]+1  Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1   Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1   Low package profile
[X]+1   Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL:  96%/100%

Overall I'm very happy, good strong dope, knew it would be     
expensive but hey, I still got some nice rushes even though my 
tolerance is THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF,  so I'm very pleased.  
If my funds weren't tight, would deff. order again. 

DETAILED CHECKBOX   
Vendor Name/MarketPlace:    Mastery/AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: "1 G Crystal Meth"
International?: No fuckin idea?
Vendor requires FE?:    Nope.  
Price before shipping:  I THINK it was $50, but this is from 
memory.  
Shipping cost:  None for Priority 
Customer Service:   Good, Messaged him once if there was a     
tracking number, just said "No" so I guess he promptly answered 
my Question!  Whats the point of someone blowing smoke up ur 
ass and not sending you your order?

[ ]+5   Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[X]+4   Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3   Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2   Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1   Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0   Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality:    I'm NOT a regular meth user, tried maybe once 
or twice; but I needed a pick me up for exams and such, so I said, 
hey, what the heck.  At first, it felt "Medium Quality" after a few 
hits from the glass dick, but I slept like a baby, and never felt like I 
was zinging off the walls at any point.  So IDK about this part, 
quality could be improved. 

[ ]+5   Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4   Mostly pure - potent
[x]+3   Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2   Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1   Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0   Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed: 7 days total from Darknet Ordering to In my 
mailbox. Keep in mind a lot of people send shit for Easter though, 
so Post Office could be a little backed up or slow.  Paid for Priority 
Mail though  
[X]+5   Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4   Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3   Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2   Package is late
[ ]+1   Package is very late
[ ]+0   Never received package
Price Value:  Good, not too expensive, but not too strong product,     
great stealth, so all around good. 

[  ]+5  Excellent - great value & low cost
[X]+4   Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3   At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2   Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1   Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0   Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec: Now this was exceptional! Tons of wrapping decoys etc. Looked really legit too when it came with the decoys. [X]+1 Vacuum-sealed [X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container [X]+1 Decoy/misdirection [X]+1 Low package profile [X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP TOTAL: % 78/100


Comments


[1 Points] paranoid_tweak:

pics?

i'd love to see some of that sexy crystal


[1 Points] hhayn:

Bro you're probably falling asleep from that little heroin habit you have going on, not because of poor quality shard. I'm not saying his shard is great or even good... I have never had it, so i have no idea... but you can't expect that a few hits off a base pipe to be able to overcome the effects of the dope, especially if you're IV'ing. You want to zing off the walls? Do the stims in the morning, no opiates, continue just with that until you have had enough or WD starts to rear its ugly head. Whenever you get to the point where you absolutely must fix, you can switch to opiates but just don't look back for the remainder of the day. Don't go back and forth between the two, as they'll be partially muting each other's effects if you do.

For added enjoyment, IV the shard and right before you make the transition to opiates, spend an hour having embarrassingly depraved sex with your girl, neighbor, friends wife or favorite prostitute. Have your works all loaded up, ready to go for right after you nut all over/inside that cock pig (if it's a hooker don't even worry about being discrete).


[1 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

If you ever want a list of better shard guys...PM me my friend :-) BTW....Nice review :-)

9000


[1 Points] rocketmantastic-:

Thanks for the review, I'm always a little wary of these guys, but it seems like ODB has his shit together and has good dope. I've been in the onion fields since '12 so I've had plenty of stamps, despite being in a BTH area, so I'm thinking of pulling the trigger on some of this stuff some time.