Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[4 Points] None:

What what is in the butt?


[5 Points] coffeencreme:

not many morons this week - where ya all at?


[3 Points] theblingtron:

getting back into the markets after almost a year hiatus and have been reading how circle has cracked down on blockchain analysis to dnms. i used to just circle>electrum>dnm but i am reading this is no longer sufficient. what is really the best way to tumble coins if that is in fact a requirement now. i usually make orders no more than $150 at a time. these are the tumblers i am considering, i just don't wanna get ripped off.

bitmixer.io

helix light

also is it possible to just use shapeshifter to change from btc back into btc and get clean coins?


[3 Points] Kaptcho:

Today I was watching the Apple event and when they showed that you can order pizza with the AppleTV I realized how great it would be to just say "Hey Siri order me an ounce weed on Nucleus".


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I've got a question.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Delmight:

How do I get started?


[1 Points] Hey_pig:

So which market is exiting next?


[1 Points] Goypride:

After 2 years of stimulants-that-are-not-meth's abstinence, I snorted regular amphetamine this week-end. I betrayed the queen of stimulants and was not feeling totally sober and fine when I woke up. During the intoxication I got minor side effects and body load. It even took some time to fall asleep as well. Wtf is that shit?

None of this happens on good clean meth. It reminds me the times when I had to face a "come-down" or "negative effects" of a drug.

Wrong thread, I know.


[1 Points] Dark_OZ:

Does Nucleus support have any intervention with the reclamation process or is it all up to whether or not the vendor accepts and refunds me? I have had an order in reclamation for a while now and nothing has been done. Pack was never sent and no comms from the vendor. Should I just message NUC support?


[1 Points] intern_not_slave:

How much of product is enough to draw attention? Both for a CD and love letter.

I've noticed recently a ton of packages have been getting seized, for MDMA in particular. But they're all 500 grams or some crazy amount. What's the highest (for weed, LSD, MDMA) amount I can get sent before LE starts peaking?


[1 Points] None:

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What is this?


[1 Points] burbmadness:

Sanity check; doing it right (tumbling)? Hello DNM community. I'm a newer lurker of this subreddit and have used the extremely helpful information throughout, to secure myself as much as possible for my first purchase. I wanted to post my question here, since it is a bit moronic, as i've seen plenty of information on tumbling/using exchanges, but MORONIC MONDAY!

My ONLY concern.... some btc i used was purchased from coinbase. I realized my cb btc was taint-city while reading here (purchased waaaay before even thinking of DNMs or lurking here) so i sent to a wallet, -> wallet 2 -> exchange (traded from then to btc) -> wallet 2-> tumbler -> wallet 3.

Was this enough to cover my tracks?

Also, a big thank you to everyone that is proactive, and helpful here!!! I have gone through great measures to ensure my data trail is minimal and encrypted (right down to tor on veracrypt drive) and that my IP history is, to the best extent it can be, clean (vpn->tor, secure email account, pgp)