police car just pulled up outside

i sold a few bags in 1 day , i was smoking a j and a police car rolled into my driveway, did a u turn, and reversed into another driveway, i think because there were kids knocking on their door and messing with them. i saw it while smoking, and shity my pants. i flushed it all down my toilet. what do i do now? can they check toilet exits?

edit: i was quite paranoid but i did actually flush it all away. I was in my back garden watching for my mom incase she got home early. Then, a squad car, with "GARDA" (irish law enforcement) across it.. I shit myself and flushed away a half ounce, was kinda half expecting them to be knocking on my door.


Comments


[34 Points] throwawayfarfaraway9:

Two options....

  1. Set the toilet on fire
  2. Smuggle toilet to Belize.

PS - Nah, you're fine.


[18 Points] kushdup:

sold a few bags in one day

You think they give a shit, let alone have the time, to watch your practically non-existent drug sales? They have MUCH larger fish to fry.


[14 Points] dastampmasta:

wtf


[11 Points] throwawayfarfaraway9:

Pro Tip #47 - Don't flush weed, EAT IT.


[9 Points] Burnitupdownallround:

I love these paranoid posts. Don't forget if you flush the weed before you burn the house down the CSI unit may find your dope in the sewer and connect it back to you


[6 Points] ThrowaMilkyWay:

can they check toilet exits?

They can probably link it back to you with methods similar to how they trace a bullet to a gun using ballistics.

Take a wire and scratch up the insides of the entire length of the pipes in order to throw them off. Literally scratch the shit out of it. It may be your only chance.

EDIT: I completely forgot about DNA. Your DNA from your shit is going to be all over the weed. What you're going to want to do is knock on all the doors of your neighbors and take a shit in each one of their houses. Systematically shit in the house of every neighbor you can. Your defense attorney will then be able to argue that the weed came from any one of your neighbors houses.


[5 Points] None:

Flush about 5 latex condoms (seriously) down the toilet and that should push anything through the toilet exits (they can't check them once they're through). Report back to us once you have done this


[4 Points] stosh2014:

Youth is wasted on the young.


[6 Points] Cixylsyd:

Molotov everything, it's your only hope.


[5 Points] bsevs:

Yeah bro they will find the bud at the 'toilet exit' and trace it back to you for sure. You sure you weren't smoking meth? You are INSANELY paranoid.


[3 Points] whothehoe:

You have a self destruct button, right? You need a self destruct button if you're ordering off the DNM.


[3 Points] None:

lol even if they knew they wouldn't give a shit about you. The police aren't going to come to your house arrest you, you're not as much of a king pin as you think, and they're definitely not goin to find a few bags of weed.


[3 Points] Tashed-:

Hahahaha grow a pair


[3 Points] hdheuud:

I thought this was a troll post until I read op's responses


[3 Points] FagDamager:

hhaha he threw away 16 grams of weed for no reason


[2 Points] durgsrbad:

Dumbest shit I've read in ages.


[2 Points] throwwawayy3400:

when did you get the 16 grams?


[2 Points] nsgiad:

This thread has made my day. OP, spend some time learning your local laws, this will help with the paranoia and keep ya from flushing shit when you don't need to.


[2 Points] Green_River_Lover:

You noob. The Garda (we hail from the same place) will rock up in a DS car with 3 - 4 guys when they come to raid. But if your paranoid maybe you shouldnt sell or get high at your moms house!


[2 Points] DYSFUNKTIONAL:

Lol Iv had about 5 ounces seized in the post over the last few years and never got more that a love letter from customs! Anyway its only about €100 fine for a small amount like a half ounce. Cultchies!!!


[1 Points] None:

op has lost it methinks.


[1 Points] None:

this shit needs to stop


[1 Points] None:

Consensus is you made a foolish error. If you can't handle the bud paranoia, try at least to not have accessible goods around you to just be flushing/recklessly discarding.

You didn't even specify if you got this shit off DNMs or not?


[1 Points] hrmbus:

You sound like an amazing customer. I'm looking for some new clients ;)

HAHAHAHA fuck man, this is jokes. Next time mail your drugs to me


[1 Points] ihavebigtanks:

You really are stupid


[1 Points] None:

Do us a favor and never visit a dark net market again.


[1 Points] og_by_monsanto:

Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!


[1 Points] None:

"We're getting reports of a youngin selling what has been claimed to be 'a few bags' ... ready the artillery, gentlemen"


[0 Points] V0YER:

"throwaway" -honestly sick of the unoriginal trolls on this subreddit