Fuck theL

Bought some yay off theL on the market that is the center of a cell. It was the worst I have ever tried to put up my nose. Not just the worst I've gotten from a DNM, the worst. Period. It feels like I'm trying to toot crushed burning glass. There is little to no effect. It reeks of solvent. It's just fucking terrible. I just wanted to put this here for anyone that searches reddit for vendor names before purchase, because I didn't find anything when I did, and decided to give it a shot. Big mistake. I can't even get halfway through a line without coughing and blowing the rest of it away. I FE'd like a moron and now I'm paying the price. Won't be making that mistake again. It's just really bad. In case you haven't gotten the gist yet, don't buy theL's coke. It blows. And not in a good way. Thankfully, I got some presents from a couple other vendors recently (as you can probably tell by this slab of text), otherwise I'd be extra aggravated. If anybody knows how to make this garbage palatable, let me know. But for real, buyer beware!


Comments


[7 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

I was concerned with their feedback. Most of their 1000 sales in their short time on agora have been samples. Glad someone else took one for the team.


[4 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Dissolve it in a tiny amount of warm (but not hot) water in a syringe barrel (without a needle).

lube it up with vaseline, pull your pants down, lie on your front and take one for the team.

Pretty much full absorbsion, avoiding the liver first pass. Don't fart, and don't stand up too fast.

I'm surprised you're not already familiar with this ROA. You write just like you talk, like most darknet coke vendors.

What's your usual reddit username? You won't mind telling us all, unless you have an obvious bias towards a particular vendor.

Having zero creedance is preferable to negative publicity and ridicule for a vendor caught bad-mouthing a rival. I always suspect that the rival has just outwitted them in some way, because the reviews often sound angry, unstructured, and spur of the moment.

The same goes for heroin addicts who are hurting, blaming some marketplace's admins for ruling against them when they try to get two lots of heroin for the price of one. Like this, its not so much of a review, more of a "I don't like him" moan.

"Buyer beware" you say. Too true.

Either TheL's blow blows, or he's got a killer shipment. All will become clear when a few people comment with real reddit accounts.

Usually, the only people who write reviews with a throwaway account are vendors who, when its pointed out to them that throwaways lend zero creedance, say "I always use throwaways for OPSEC". Which, lets face it, the rest of us know is a load of bollocks. people use throwaways when they're up to no good, to avoid the consequences of scrutiny of their reddit posting history.


[2 Points] saint_mikey:

Damn that sucks, i got a tester batch hopefully on the way. Will update when it arrives


[2 Points] durgsrbad:

If anybody knows how to make this garbage palatable, let me know.

I'd actually be interested to see some chef skills and see what happens when you crack open the baking soda - all puns intended.


[2 Points] tripsmagee:

Yeah, I tried to buy a .1g sample of his shatter, and it never even came..


[1 Points] nacho_man_savage:

I got from dude acouple times never had a problem the yay was koo, far from pure, but it was solid for the price ..I do wish I could of reagent tested it for lidocaine but my experience was satisfied


[1 Points] obsidianchao:

Make some crack. It'll make it usable.


[1 Points] pieintheskyDNM:

Shit. I ordered 1 gram and FE'd.

At any rate, within a day or two I will be able to corroborate your claim. Or dispute it.

Stay tuned...


[1 Points] SquirrelWax:

Hey man dont listen to that shit. Doesnt matter what randoms say, its a forum... take all their crap with a grain of salt. As for the_L I have also heard theyre blow is garbage. But coming from colorado, I wouldnt expect anything better. Look for vendors outta s w us. like cali, arizona, nevada, texas. Your chances of gettin fire coke is higher than ordering from say Alaska. I ordered a sample from the_L of live resin and it took a while but was super fire when it arrived... so I ordered a gram, two reships and alot of asking where my pack is (very politely each time) it finally arrived, 37days after my initial order date. Needless to say, I will never order from them again. Live resin was fire, but not worth the hassle.