Is this a possible solution to TQ bars screw up?

So we all know about the shit that has happened with TQX most recent BOGO and the bunk bars. I ended up with 750 but don't think I'll be getting a reship. Apparently the word is that it was a bad batch of alp that ended up going out to everyone. I'd like to use this thread to brainstorm an idea I read on a different thread and see if it is at all feasible and safe.

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My possible(ly retarded, definitely sharded) solution:

  1. Buy Alprazolam powder to match the amount of skunk bars, I have about 700 left so I would need around a G and a half of Alpraz powder.
  2. Set the bars under a fan over night to get rid of the stinky smell (note: This has worked for me with the X2's, the school busses however still smell pretty rank.)
  3. Receive alprazolam and then mix with a liquid (everclear?) to create a volume metrically dosed amount say 1mg for 1 unit (1/100th of a mL
  4. Dose each bar using a diabetic syringe or similar device so that they have .002 mL on them each and then set them out to dry again
  5. Sell bars as cheap as I can afford without losing money

My main questions are:

EDIT: I don't want this to be construed as me FUDing Tranq. He has done right by me in the past when problems had risen. Plus he actually sent me my prize for the work I did for him and I still have faith that he might get back to me on a reship once he figures out what went wrong with his bars. I am just at a point where I don't think I can count on it because of what is going on with everyone else who has an order with him on the market they can dispute.

I can't say for sure that he and his team didn't send out weak bars to scam. I just feel like if it wasn't a mistake why would he even try to make things right? If he was trying to exit he could have made bank by saying that the BOGO offer was for FE's only. Maybe I'm delusional, well most likely from the drugs but I'd like to have hope in TQ because of how he's handled these situations in the past.


Comments


[4 Points] RaveReviews:

If the bars stink as much as people have been saying they do, how could it be an accident? Were his team mebers born without noses?

Also why would you want to dose stinky poopoo bars? They don't have the same dimensions as pharabars do they? Anyways can't you do that with candy? I've seen xanax candy on the markets. I think I'd rather have alp powder on a candy then on a poopoo bar. Don't peddle unknown poisions.


[4 Points] honestlyimeanreally:

Correct me if I'm wrong but adding liquid solution to a chalky/binder-filled bar is gonna make that bar crumbly and gross, no?


[3 Points] deadoijthrownaway:

Why I am even trying so hard

It is an inevitable question that I know will be asked so ill just inb4. also i can't sleep from some bomb shard a lady friend of mine just dropped off for me to try. so thats why im over here sweaty from typing paragraphs and formatting my posts and shit.

I won these bars in a /r/thebarons contests making a logo for Tranquillis's enterprise before the sub went down. When I saw the logo contest I put a lot of effort into it because I saw it as a solution to my problems, I was stoked to win... It was a short lived victory however when the pack landed and I watched my buddy/lab rat eat 4 over a couple of hours on top of a quarter G of heroin and say that he felt and tasted 0 alp. He was going through benzo withdrawal and I couldn't help. I normally would have just flushed the darn things but I have been in a financial bind lately and had already spent a fair amount of time making that silly logo, so I'm gonna try to make this work.

I've tried asking for a reship and was publicly told to PM his support. After multiple ignored PM's I am giving up on the reship and trying to find another solution. If my idea is dumb as fuck I blame it on the drugs. Also worth noting I didn't come up with this completely it was suggested in a different thread about tq reships i believe.


[1 Points] OlympusXans:

You need to flush them. You have NO idea what's inside them, they could be a ticking time bomb. Hate saying it but it's your safest option. A bar should never, ever, ever, EVER even have the SCENT of sulfur. Those are dangerous.


[1 Points] deadoijthrownaway:

Someone else said if you use a small amount like you would acid on a sugar cube his bars don't marshmallow. Hell I could test that theory right now I've got a fuck load of lab rats.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] trappy_AB:

Do that whole liquid solution thing but use vitamins instead of bars.


[0 Points] None:

Am I fucked? (Asking for OP here)