Question: What would you want a movie about the darknet markets include?

Since D.P.Rs arrest movies on Silk Road and the online drugs market are just bound to come out the woodwork sooner rather than later. They'll all probably be written for people that have no clue how to even access the spam folder in their email account, so chances are it'll have a real 90s movie hacker vibe. Hollywood just doesn't understand the community.

But if you had control over what would be in a Silk Road movie or a movie on the markets what would you put in there?


Comments


[12 Points] hillarys_yoni:

  1. Sweet graphics of cookie monster eating memory.
  2. Rollerblades. So many rollerblades.
  3. Angelina Jolie's tits.

That pretty much covers it.


[9 Points] bebopandrocksteady11:

i dont want a movie about the darknet markets, you jerkoff. so more fucking kids can draw attention to us and ruin the good thing we have going.


[4 Points] AgoraMarket:

What would you want a movie about the darknet markets include?

A referraľ línk needed to enter the theater. 😜


[2 Points] iShootDope_AmA:

Have you seen Dope? You should watch that movie. It's... dope.


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Don't worry, the first completely unbiased and truthful movie about the DNMs is well into production.

"RedBook's Revenge" manages to avoid just being some men sitting at laptops and typing, with me being played by George Clooney. The film opens with me running across the roof of moving trains chasing my stolen Sheepmarket bitcoin, before I crack the safe of bitcoinfog's tumbling algorithm, hallucinating from four days without sleep. Later, George is seen outrunning yellow-flamed lab explosions like Bruce Willis wearing a vest before being betrayed to a local gang by a long-legged skank. He is forced to change clothes three times before he can get to the post office every day. His door is smashed in with an ice pick which is then held to his neck by one of his own employees, jealous because he drug-fucked the minion's "sub-slut" girlfriend, and fighting with a member of So Solid Crew because the rapper's girlfriend's band needed a little stimulation. He was jealous of how she loved the scandalous way BBMC meth moves in a pipe https://youtu.be/dT4HY_oILCs

Uncut meth is as solid as a rock, and Black magic moves in a mysterious way. Clooney throws Umbreon (played by John Malkovich) into a black hole he creates in his flat, which is made untidy by the space / time singularity. The floor has all sorts of trash around the event horizon, but Clooney is unfazed as he fights and wins against enormous odds against the DNMavenger's shill army.

There's a few minutes which fleetingly show Jones, Allbrigt and Karples setting up the Silk Road / MTGOX sister sites before the movie gets back on track, to Clooney chasing the SR2 escrow and bringing down Evolution, then dragging drug marketing into the video age.

Then the movie titles roll over the first number one hit about the darknet's under-appreciated and modest savior, written especially for the movie and performed by Simon Cowell's hottest new girl band:-

https://youtu.be/MkElfR_NPBI

I've been working as a script adviser to ensure accuracy so no need for any concerns there.


[1 Points] belizeisnotforme:

A 30 minute introduction to it written and read by bbmc and the closing statement by gwern.


[1 Points] __Cyber_Dildonics__:

I hope it includes an avalanche of 13 year olds shitposting and asking ridiculous questions.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] samwhiskey:

DoD and Thurgood


[1 Points] abrakazan:

Include XanaxKing. My only request.


[1 Points] GeneralStarkk:

The community that was built on the SR1 forums.


[1 Points] Thr0wMeAway666:

Nothing. Dnms dont need publicity


[1 Points] None:

2 hours of people walking to their mailbox, getting their meth, followed by a montage of them furiously masturbating.