[Vendor Review] HydroJoe's Durban Poison

General Information Details
Vendor requires FE? No
Price before shipping: $0.01
Shipping cost: $0.00
Vendor Name: HydroJoe
Marketplace: AlphaBay
Products reviewed: "2g sample Durban Poison"
International Shipping? No
Pictures: https://sli.mg/O9JcxA Nug shot
  https://sli.mg/JX0aqd Zoom on nug
  https://sli.mg/PUhD2M Zoom on nug /w flash
  https://sli.mg/97UGVL Grinder shot
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Customer Service Description
[x]+5 Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good - Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad - Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality Description
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing: Description
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value Description
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
OPSEC/Logistics Description
[ ]+1 Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal
[x]+2 Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal
[x]+1 Mylar and Visual Barrier
[ ]+1 Decoy Utilized
[x]+1 Proper NETSEC/PGP

TOTAL: 100% / 100%

Summary/Narrative: This listing caught my eye cause of the true $0.01 price so I thought I'd pull the trigger and see what HydroJoe had in stock. Shipped impressively fast despite ordering right before AlphaBay's downtime earlier this week. I was impressed to see the stealth was so nicely implemented. The room immediately smelled of dank once the last seal was broken. No smell was noted as I tore through each layer. After looking at the bud, I was shocked at the visual quality. 11/10 bag appeal all the way, and holy crap this stuff tastes and smokes so well. It's as if he rolled the weed in a bag of trichomes. I intend to buy a QP to see quality control with higher quantities of bud before making a massive purchase. Definitely give one of his ounces a try.

tl;dr - Bought a $0.01 for the hell of it, ended up getting bud so fire I intend to buy increasing amounts of bulk as quality control is evaluated. If you want very very very quality weed, his shit impressed me.


Comments


[2 Points] KingHonky:

I've actually been looking for someone with Durban Poison, how sedating is this stain?