DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
cudimoon3 / AB |
Product/s reviewed: |
Three Wise Monkeys 240 - 260 mg |
International?: |
No |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$66 |
Incentives for Review?: |
No |
Shipping cost : |
$2 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction - My order arrived short 1 press as you can see in the pics. I messaged the vendor and replied with a sincere apology and offered to add on to next order or refund. I chose refund. I waited a few days and nothing came in. I messaged the vendor and he stated that he was backlogged a lot of transactions. Cool, no prob. I waited another week or so and nothing in my wallet. I messaged the vendor again and he submitted another transaction. The refund arrived shortly after that. The vendor was prompt with all communication. |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[x]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent - Tested straight to black |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs - Arrived in about 3 days |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[x]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost - Each pill $17 after shipping; okay for domestic |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed - Would prefer vacuum seal since 1 of my pieces had a broken ear |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection - Technically, there was something else in my package besides the product, but I would prefer a better decoy. I obviously cannot discuss further details |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP - Very good communication with the vendor. He prompted me when a PGP message was necessary rather than plain text |
TOTAL: | (21x4 for 84% ) |
Pics:
In package - https://anonimage.net/view/3zRJn7Qu8E
Front - https://anonimage.net/view/7Upvnd48Rv
Back - https://anonimage.net/view/dyPeYIR37
Reagent Test - https://anonimage.net/view/tdY3LiNBYn
Trip Report:
(Average male weight and height; rolled 4 times previously) - Consumed half the press around 8:00 PM after a full meal. Began feeling some tingling, body high and elation about an 1 hour after. Was at a show and started moving and dancing a little. This feeling kept elevating for the next 2 hours when I felt the peak. Really loved dancing and talking to other people. Saw the eye wiggle when looking at my phone. I decided to take the other half at this point since I was in a very good state, but very lucid and not sloppy or rolling eyes into the back of my head. Minimal jaw clenching. I may have lost a few mgs when breaking the pill. Continued dancing until I left at around 1:00 AM because the music group was pretty basic. I was talking with my friend and just enjoying the roll outside the venue. I got home around 1:30 or so. I was still rolling while climbing into bed and fell asleep a little later. Next morning I had a slight headache and some lethargy, but no noticeable mood changes.
Verdict:
Overall, a good experience from ordering to consumption. Hard to find domestic MDMA presses that sell in low quantity by vendors with some legitimate reviews. I took a small gamble since this vendor didn't have a very large amount of feedback on AB. There was also no feedback on reddit at the time. I feel the press was more like 200 mg, but I prefer a roll that doesn't turn me retarded. Packaging could be better with vacuum seal and better decoy, but it's probably fine for domestic. I will try his new orange lambo presses in the future.
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