The Etizolam Lives On

The flying toaster took a long break from the darknet meer cats and now here I am rollin' down the road of silk contemplating if I should take another 2mg of Etizolam after being 4mg "deep".

The toaster also contemplates, how did I get MyUSPS to work so easily this time around?

It seems illogical, I once lived in a suburb, where MyUSPS was "prevelant" in the sense that everyone and their mother used it. Yet, I could not get mine accepted even after speaking with postal workers and so forth..

Now I live out in the middle of nowhere. My mailbox is like, a 20 minute drive away from me, but it's just.. my mailbox.. not like 10 mailboxes all aligned together or attached. Nah, I'm dolo on the mail box flow.

But this time, the kind postal service sent me a letter (out of the blue? awesome!) with some mystical wizardly typed document with a rainbow colored validation code.

Is this etizolam?

It's nice, ya know, "Starting a new life", being able to use Coinbase again since they banned me back many years ago. It was funny, I go to Circle just to give it a shot thinking oh let me buy some coin real quick bro bro!

Turns out, I linked a card, "bought" $50 and realized Circle no longer trades bitcoin.

Wellp, things are different here.

Bartards seem gone.

But the Etizolam lives on...

So 2mg more?


Comments


[2 Points] Mr_magic122:

I talked to the microwave and he said the toaster was good to take 2mg more.

THE ETIZ MUST FLOW!!!


[1 Points] monoacetyl-morphine:

I love me some good etiz! Git dah!