[GeneralQuestions]Amazon Refunding?

Instead of paying someone to do it for me (which I've been told is a waste of money), I should try it myself. I wanna double dip a $1,000 laptop. My account is from 2007, I did a $250 refund in December, but made 5 purchases since.

-What type of scenario should I use? Last time I said it never showed up, but should I try something more elaborate? The only lines I hear people discussing is: it never showed, or the box is empty.

-Should I even attempt a double dip, or simply go for it a single time?


Comments


[8 Points] kush_alien:

Don't be a fuccboi, don't do it


[8 Points] iohjknxd:

Fuck you dude, I really hate people like you. I sell on amazon and ebay for a living and I have lost tens of thousands of dollars to scammers like you. Most people are just trying to make a living on their and you just come along and steal from us hiding behind your computer. coward.


[7 Points] dnmsafety:

FUCK YOU DUMB BITCH


[2 Points] None:

It's really funny how people are on the DarkNet Subreddit, talking ethics, oh buying drugs is okay, but scamming a big corporation, go to hell, your double standards can go straight to hell.


[3 Points] Chrome_Panda_Gaucho:

Oh my god the level of double standards from a lot of the people in this sub is absolutely fucking pathetic. Are you all really that delusional?

Do you not listen to yourselves when discussions elaborate about the MANY social, political, and personal issues drug prohibition has caused? Do you really think that a majority of vendors are any different than any normal low-life street thugs that are usually just computer savvy or has some kid working for drugs to list for them.

You will all have no problem buying black market drugs that fuel high-level organized crime and cause many social issues all over the world, but god forbid someone tries to get a laptop from a company; a company that has so much money they couldn't get rid of it all in a year even if they tried burning it.


[0 Points] baphos71:

Just say it didnt show up. They'll look into it more if you say it wasn't in the box. Worse case scenario you'll get a UPS investigation against you which means absolutely nothing. It happened to me (I'm typing this on my refunded 128GB iPad lol). Someone from UPS called me and I stuck to my story, saying it never arrived. I told them I saw some suspicious looking black kids walking around the neighborhood earlier in the day and yelled at them and said the driver should have had me sign since the whole order came out to around $1000. I never heard from them again. They can't prove anything.