[Scam Report] KimSooLung on DPRK Deep Market

So I finally got an invite from /u/dprkadmin after way too much pestering. I placed an order for 1/2 ounce of Korean Red Dream which had a good amount of positive reviews, and I've always wondered what Korean marijuana was like so I went for it. Price was only $120 USD, or KRW 1098. The transaction went smoother than I expected, but after not receiving my weed after two weeks I got pissed and got into contact with them:

Me: Can I get an update on my order? It's been two weeks...

KimSooLung: yes so very sorry for order is stuck at border

Me: It's still been two weeks

KimSooLung: yes so sorry again will ship or refunded

Me: So are you reshipping or refunding me? I'd really like to try your strain so can you reship?

KimSooLung: yes reship now is going so sorry

So I waited, and waited, and waited some more. Waited three weeks this time and still nothing!

Me: Look, it's obviously not coming. Can I just get a refund?

KimSooLung: refund can not make

Me: What? Why?

[radio silence]

(at this point I had to get a staff member)

DPRKDMD: what the issue appear to be

Me: I ordered from this vendor. Order never arrived. Offered reship. That never arrived either

KimSooLung: no why you did not have bring staff

Me: Well you never answered my last request...

KimSooLung: im sorry you did not have do this i would ship whole batch i have if you wait why you do this??!?!?!

DPRKDMD: sorry customer respect refund in place hope you stay

So I did end up getting my refund, which was nice. DPRK staff handled this reasonably well and I'm very thankful. I'm assuming they banned KimSooLung since they haven't been online since this happened, but their listings are still up which is odd. Oh well, I got my BTC and will see if anyone else is selling that elusive Korean Red Dream!


Comments


[29 Points] throwaxanny:

I'm still not sure if this whole North Korean marketplace is a joke or not.


[3 Points] JustOutOfTheDarkness:

I would shoot him with an anti-aircraft gun


[6 Points] pink_guy:

I don't know whats real anymore. I should try MXE or something


[5 Points] ddiisscc00:

My Korean Red Dream just got here!

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[4 Points] II-NataYmleg:

That would explain my recent issues and delays with dropshipping from NK. How kind from Admin General Koi Moon-Bat that he selflessly helped you sort that inconvenience out. As for KimSooLung, that scamming pig, he should by now rot in a labor camp for life, together with the Silk Road 3 admin.


[2 Points] LittleNiggerBaby4:

The real question here is who the fuck pays $120 for a half ounce of NK schwag


[2 Points] HomerJamesSimpson:

There are bad vendors on every dnm. The way the admin handled the problem was perfect to me. Shows that DPRK is a legit market. Plus they are one of the few that could resist an attack by /u/hacksforcrack.


[2 Points] dregofdeath:

I imagine shipping from north korea would take longer than 2 weeks, i wait like 4 or more weeks for legit shit from china so.. you still might get it lel.


[1 Points] bagofm3th:

what do you expect.. its north korea


[1 Points] AnnabelleRamford:

I want Flash Bangs, Rocket Launchers, maybe a few kilos of that meth, but these niggers be bullshittin'. Fake Ass Site


[1 Points] None:

Tbh if this is real that seller probably got executed...


[0 Points] auto587643:

I think the whole "April's Fool Joke" thing was just an excuse put forward by the mods and the other sites so they don't have to include them in the market listings. Obviously this move was made for political reasons. But of course nobody will say that.

I've been hearing more and more from people saying they've successfully bought drugs and other stuff from the market. There's a fuckload more evidence of it being real than not.