Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

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Comments


[10 Points] v0y3ur:

I live in a large building with over 1000 flats. I regularly receive mail from previous occupants. Is it reasonable to think I could use one of their names for deliveries, would this offer another layer of security in any manner. My postman literally has no idea about any of the occupants names etc.


[6 Points] goodluckbrah:

what do you do while agora's down and you're waiting on an order?


[5 Points] chudmonkey:

Vendors who sell pills and LSD, where do they get their stuff from? Do they make their product?


[4 Points] lynchson:

Say I wanted to order 18g of MDMA, is it safer to order in 2 smaller shippments over a period of 2-3 weeks, or do 1 large order?


[5 Points] noobquestio:

Whats the best way to get money into the markets? Last time I used a online wallet connected to me, sent that to bitcoin blender, then to the darkmarket. I feel like this method wasn't the safest or secure and would love some suggestions.


[3 Points] pleabs:

What is the chance you can be caught for an Oz.? Any good stealth recommendations for me as a buyer? Any good Stealth vendors who sell by the Oz.? What limit would you recommend for US domestic? Would it be safer to buy the ounce in smaller divisions?


[3 Points] None:

I've only used moneypaks to get BTC in the past, now that green dot has stopped selling scratch offs whats the best and easiest way to start getting BTC?


[3 Points] c4354r:

Been wanting to try some hash... Can I just pack some in a bowl and smoke away? Also, any vendor recommendations on agora for hash?


[2 Points] ButcherBlues:

Ordering weed from Canada to Europe, how safe is it to buy an oz and how is it shipped?


[2 Points] Tr1pleJay:

How exactly are you putting the people you live with (housemates/roommates) "at risk" when ordering a package with your own name on it to the house or apt.? Clearly they are innocent and have no such ties to the package if it were to get obtained by feds. I don't see how that would hold up in court for them to be accused of any wrongdoing.


[2 Points] None:

Just found out all abouts the markets, security and all today. Told my gf and she ripped me a new one saying its dangerous, illegal, stupid and you can do serious time if you get caught while using the postal system (federal crime). I'm in Canada, how risky is this venture? Can you do serious time?


[1 Points] None:

Who has the the dankest cannabis?


[1 Points] sushiisafriend:

How can I make my bitcoins anonymous easily or at least not directly linked to my name, what payment method should i use aswell when purchasing the bitcoins


[1 Points] Swennet:

Is Blockchain's "Shared Coin" feature the same as using a tumbler? Will my purchase be traceable if I use this feature to buy a product?


[-3 Points] don_crackavelli:

How much sand from Belize does it take to give a crab herpes?