Now that's a clickbaity title I'm now seeing that lol
Introduction
The site www.snoopsnoo.com is a great resource in determining what your Reddit account says about you. I look at mine own not only for jokes but as an experiment to try and craft it.
https://www.snoopsnoo.com/u/murderhomelesspeople
I wear my Monero Fan Boy badge with pride and celebrate my love for the rhyming nature of hugs and drugs.
submission 45.46 points less than the average user... Oh man. It could be the meth but sometimes I swear hate is orgasmic. I'm not eve sure if that's really low or not though so more testing is necessary. I'm not even into humiliation sexually or that's even suppose to be related, I'm usually a very controlling dom.
Ahhh Febuary 5, 2017 by best and really only worth mentioning shit post. That was a good day, Fuck Y'all. I'd like to take the chance to point out this post doesn't count as my shit post because it is informative as well as shitty.
I'm taking a huge dive in karma since my shitpost, my 15 minutes of fame is up and I fear the murder homeless joke is wearing thing, but I press on.
Let's see what it says about other shall we:
u/TheEconomist1
compulsive pill popper, chess player and more val kilmer in the 80s than val kilmer today. Impressive resume. There's legendary and next to it Godlyness, beyond that is being more val kilmer in the 80s than val kilmer today. Truly breath taking.
His activity timeline shows a drastic turn and is almost enlightening. Mine is identical to the first 1/3 of his. Do users have a certain life span in this place? Maybe constant exposure can lead to a DNMBurnout of sorts. Yep I'm definitely a great internet doctor. The diagnosis is more fucking meth to be treated with more fucking meth.
8 posts in r/wizardsightings interesting, was he there ironically or have we discovered the painful reason behind his addiction. The sub is a suspicious ghost town.
u/samwhiskey
an archaist possibly? and a strange mention of Arkansas? Coincidence? WHO CARES. Motherfucker is to cool to be worried.
I like this quote, smart man in my opinion there's no honor when your lying in a pool of your own blood. don't be that guy. >My dad told me one thing that stuck. He said that when he was young he heard of a thing called fighting fair and decided he wanted nothing to do with it.
His activity is intriguing. He is a major commenter with his comments greatly outweighing his karma except for one particular time which is Wednesday at 12 pm UTC. Is this when Sam finishes his Satanic rituals and triggers his demented cravings for karma and whisky? I say yes and so does George Bush, we have brunch occasionally but he's been really weird since 911, it kinda changed him ya know. Osama that, Saddam there, massive government cover up all up in this shit. Really put him on the defensive, started doing A LOT more lean. That man sure loved his lean.
Sam uses this account to post all over reddit. I have another working theory that we are all far more vulnerable to being found out through profiling. Would it be possible to scrap data into working molds of people? Cross reference this with other accounts from all over the web including social media? I imagine some interesting connections would pop up in a few ways: language/grammar/sentence structure, common misspellings, unique interests or sayings (quotes, slang spellings), local dialects, drugs of choice, etc.
u/ShitQuantikSays
Father? Possible Arizonian at large? Definitely a huge advocate for Kratom. I got some Indo Maeng Da the other day and I'm excited to see the results, I start tomorrow. Slightly cheesed off they don't have your lawyer training in there.
Activity levels have been plummeting this month! Has he hit the DNMBurnout stage? We go to u/AlpraKing for his response? I'm not causing drama no no I'm just an honest murderer who be making my way downtown, walking fast Faces pass and I'm home bound.
21 posts in r/trashy... I mean yeah DUH what else would we expect? I mean, just look at them. Now look at me. Do you see it? Click like if you do.
The Late u/BOOFSQUAD
He's actually been pretty decent in keeping info down it seems. Although he did post a picture of his dick and using microscopic analysis we may be able to identify him.
He was at his high point in early January of 2017 and eventually crash a month later to take a break from it all. He was on his way to the top again but after a trip he briefly thought he was better than all this and deleted his account. When will he be back? Or is he already?
Shit takes a huge lead on his word cloud which embodies everything he stood for. Boofing, shitposting, shitting on the sub and shitting on the teens that come here.
Conclusion
Worth a look, I imagine you cold narrow down peoples time zones with this shit if you tried.
Disclaimer
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