Off Topic Thursday!

Feel free to talk about almost anything in this thread.


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[8 Points] None:

Yo why isn't Magic Johnson dead yet? Nigga been had AIDs for like 25 years.


[4 Points] Xpenda:

Had a dream I received an envelope that was supposed to have wax in it, turned out to be a pound of dried shrooms. Label was handwritten, and I thought to myself "6/10 stealth".

Edit - Pound, not point


[4 Points] zman3000:

today i sat on my own ballsack by accident. im seeing it as a sign of getting old, even though im still in my 20's


[2 Points] blueninja1800:

Why is battletoads such a hard fucking game?!


[2 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

NEW DRAMA

Who of /r/darknetmarkets unseated /u/automoderator as top mod? Who has stolen the crown from our king?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

if you unfriend automod he sends you a nasty pm


[1 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

I broke my right arm a few days ago.

Why is it so difficult to wipe your ass with your off hand?


[1 Points] None:

Guys I just took one of those shits that burn your asshole. Standing up from that was excruciating and I can barely walk. Any helpful tips? Only thing I could think of was to not eat the rest of the General Tso's Chicken but that's just not an option at this point.


[1 Points] None:

what are you guys gonna do this sunday on the superbowl? I'll be having a grilled beef with the squad + some hash bongs, beer & wings


[1 Points] angerycat:

I cant rememer the last time i actually paid for my drugs. Since finding the dms afiliate schemes ; ) This is actually life changing for some one who loves H.