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Vendor Name/Marketplace: | [ Superfella/AlphaBay ] |
Product/s reviewed: | [ 2g Cheese ] |
International? | [ UK ] |
Vendor requires FE? | [ No ] |
Price before shipping: | [ £19.47 ] |
Shipping cost: | [ £2.92 ] |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[X]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[X]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[X]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | [24x4 for 96%] |
I had previously had some of this before I started reviewing my favourite strains, and also tried the brownies made with Cheese so I had to buy more of this, it's nice and potent, has that sour smell characteristic of Cheese strains, looks good,and most importantly, has a nice medicinal effect and an indica punch, making this an excellent strain to ease chronic pain and the stress that comes with it. It is a fairly smooth type of weed. Delivery was NDD, stealth was excellent and there was a decoy. I barely noticed the throat hit when I was vaping, until the heady effects kicked in and I was nicely baked on the couch for the rest of the night with very minimal pain/stress and a nice euphoric high to compliment the heavy stone. This is great weed at a great price, and I will return for more.
I thought this was going to be a vendor review for someone selling "cheese" style - tar heroin. I was about to friggin say heh.