Long story short: There's a person that deserves to get a pile of steaming poop delivered to his house. It's not drug related at all, just a piece of trash human being, and if you knew the story you would agree that shit is the correct response to this situation.
There used to be some guy here who would send shit on your behalf. Not sure if he's still around but I don't think I've seen him on any market.
Are there any Brazilians here who would be willing to do this service for me? I will reimburse the expenses + some extra of course, but proof will be required. The important thing for me is that the turds will be vacuum wrapped so that they pass successfully through the mail, but still inconspicuous enough to make the person open it. We can discuss the details privately.
I'm located in Brazil (south), PM me with more info if you want to.
Edit: Also I'm a bodybuilder, so I can provide great amounts of feces daily