"Why we hate AlpraKing" Official thread.

Please vent your frustration here. I love drama.

Why do you hate me? Is it because I am an arrogant show-off? is it because I flood your country with bartards? Be descriptive.

I'm having a beer to ease the pain caused by the loss of my dream BTCs, I could enjoy some laughing material.

inb4 "you are laughing material". I know I am :)


Comments


[44 Points] s7iu:

you "own" everything...except your pgp key lol


[36 Points] DNMreviewsACCT:

Because I'm 22 with ED and you lied about having Viagra to sell


[13 Points] FtLongBlackDong:

I hate you cuz you helped me make a bunch of money

Fuck you AK


[14 Points] Solid716:

tbh I don't give a shit about any of this but you seem like an attention whore


[10 Points] twigburst:

I didn't hate you until after you made this thread. Stop being an e-ganster.


[8 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

I don't hate you.....but i love all the DAMN bartard drama....Bahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!


[7 Points] ShakeYoRumpa:

Are you a big fan of Neopets???


[8 Points] EastOaklandCase_Boys:

There was none of this bullshit when Dr.Xanax and Man Nurse Jenny was running the show. Everybody got along at TheBarbarians sub, and everyone was making money. He was more humble than you and just a better person to deal with. I miss those days. When you took over, I believe that's when everyone started fighting with eachother, and thus, the term "bartard" was created. You make some of the best presses on the market, but I think it's become apparent that your Alp source has gone to SHIT quality. I picture all your devoted bartard followers look like QUSA and the other mugshot people who've been arrested recently. White, fat, inbreed, trailor park trash who say "nigga dis, nigga dat, yah boy I stay rockin wit dat mak-90 stacked wit da hunny bun for you fuck boiss!" Come on bruh you and your followers don't rock like that, like I said i've seen those silly mug shots. What it comes down to is character, respect, charisma, and you don't have that. You have the exact opposite traits, and if you pushed weight in the streets, boy you would've been Lashed about 100X by now. If you ever went to county/prison you 'd be rolled up in PC within 2 seconds on the deck, probably get shit checked in the bull pen by the woods, your own kind lol. The reason your so successful, is because you sit behind a computer. You'd have no respect on the streets in the USA, someone would have done a skit on you by know and you would just be another face on a white T.


[7 Points] None:

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[6 Points] tenderwingz:

Is that really you in the goofy ass YouTube videos? Particularly the one showing progress from like 122 lbs lol


[7 Points] Jay-__:

Are you perhaps French-Canadian?

If so, that'd most likely be the obvious answer to your question.

:x


[6 Points] None:

I don't hate any fellow trapstars. But I don't think you ever slang drugs before TOR . You generally act like a cocky dick so people Tend to dislike people like that . Just flip dem Bars an shut your trap . The games to be sold Not told


[7 Points] financeplannerthrow:

Why are you still here if you're doxed? If it wasn't you it's at least someone very close to your operations since they make enough money to need to launder bitcoins... I'd expect you'd pay your hired help in cash.


[8 Points] None:

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[3 Points] MadvillainMadvillany:

You never send me any free k pack samples :(


[3 Points] MDMangel:

Be real with us please. Are you scamming or did you really get hacked? Was it an "inside job"? Were you doxxed? Are you gonna give it all up?

I don't think people hate you, but most people do frown upon arrogance.


[5 Points] None:

I hate you because your beautiful


[4 Points] KaptainDublU:

Wait what the fucks goin on lol.


[3 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

You do cool things sometimes (like give me gold) othertimes you just kinda let your ego get the best of you I don't hate you im just jelly


[2 Points] BoxAddict:

Nobody cares if my account got hacked, but you get a thread. Do you think you're better than me? Do I think you are? Why's it all matter anyways?


[4 Points] Kiketastrophy:

I don't hate you. I don't even mind what you do, to be honest. People make the choices they're going to make. To turn you into a villain is absurd when you've got the pharma industry pushing more bars/oxy/anti-depressants than you could ever push.

You've made some close friends of mine pretty wealthy. Hurry the fuck up and get those k-pins out, broh. While I've questioned if I could morally do what you do, at the end of the day I think about how much you make, and I realize I'm not as morally pure as I thought.


[3 Points] budsmokersonly710:

I don't hate you at all, nothin but love you paid for my college degree and all my rent and bills


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

I technically don't hate you. I'm just a derogatory douchebag :)


[2 Points] kr3wmonk3y:

because you sent me 250 bars that are literally dust :D


[2 Points] Dankyduck:

Off topic. When do you plan on retiring? When you do retire, are you planning on staying in Canada?


[2 Points] throwerawaylikemeani:

why don't you love me? :(


[2 Points] Xanprazolax:

Upvote if <3 AlpraKing


[2 Points] None:

Alpra is the main man. You'll be fine. He knows when enough is enough. Till then, stay strong.


[2 Points] madd1x:

the self pity is stank


[2 Points] creditswag:

FUCKING JAVASCRIPT


[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

well I don't hate you. but I do find the hacking thing odd. Why are you the only vendor affected on Dream of it was an insider at dream? Or is that not a working theory anymore? You say you regained access. Not sure how that would work unless you were intentionally granted access by the hacker.

Unless I'm missing something the simplest theory points to you. I don't even think it's a rogue employee on your team. Mainly Bc you were able to access your account again. To me that's odd. I'm not sure to what end. There could be several reasons. Blow up those identities maybe? Try to misdirect on a doxx perhaps? There may be good reason for you to do it. I don't think you did it to scam or anything like that at this point.

But I did miss most of the afternoon of developments so maybe I am missing part of the story.


[2 Points] markthedrummer:

I don't know who you are


[2 Points] UnclePsych0:

You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans


[1 Points] Bart4rd:

You made me.


[0 Points] researchmaterialsAB:

I don't hate you, you gave me 10k for a alp plug. Nuff said.


[1 Points] s7iu:

your photo is laughing material :-)

also anyone calling themselves "king" deserves to be universally loathed


[1 Points] UDGHT:

/u/AlpraKing should past or current customers be worried? as in your pvt key is compromised?


[1 Points] None:

i can't find him on any market anymore


[1 Points] None:

your not worried about being dox'd? they posted your name/work/phone


[1 Points] GNAR-TheBarGoblin:

Because you took down your .net site where I wanted to purchase the porn addiction e-book!

Can you throw it up on AB for me as a custom order?


[1 Points] iLoveThickBitches:

In the thread you posted saying that the orders made before the cutoff would be sent alpraout on Thursday morning, is that still true? Are those orders out /u/AlpraKing?


[1 Points] UDGHT:

Can someone test that you do not need a password to login to dream if you have 2fa because I call such bullshit on that? I do not feel like generating a key and testing it on my own right now but think on it! Something fishy is going on regardless so........


[1 Points] None:

dude you have it all. just fucking run.


[1 Points] thatoneguymla:

I'm praying for you dude. I don't even know you, but be safe. Worlds full of cold people that just wanna see you down.


[1 Points] fullofit22:

CAn someone TLDR all this drama? I feel like I'm missing something


[1 Points] None:


[1 Points] blakeitrain:

so are you XB?


[1 Points] Heisencock:

To be honest I just really miss TGUK man


[1 Points] coffeencreme:

You've been doxxed and you're still here posting threads. ...we had a conversation about this back in the day and it's gonna be your undoing.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Green_Buzz:

I hate AK because i have to read all the Drama even when im so fucking tired.

Best Drama ever, i even told my GF " stop trying to make Drama, yours isnt nearly as good as a fucking Bartard !!!!! "


[1 Points] orion212802:

i feel your pain. i had close peeps hose me on the tech side and just barely recovering. all the greats didn't get there without a few glitches. gonna take a little time. its a bitch...but so is karma. doxers/snitches will get theirs


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] bigjesusthrowaway:

I'd list the reasons I hate you but I just took a handful of Xanax and forgot.


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Its because you reliably sell potent drugs cheaply, without exit scamming. It's exactly what customers want.

..and everything that these bitches hate, so they've gotta Frank Grimes you in their snidey, petty way. Why? Because a lot of them were vendors, but can't admit it because they were shit.

Our credibility on reddit is ultimately rooted in real-life drugs. Unless you're complaining about the Q man's drugs or service you may as well use a throwaway, because you're just pointlessly chucking words around like pissing into the wind.

I haven't read down yet, but there are bound to be a few of you telling him where he's going wrong and trying to give him vending lessons. There will also be a few Loling at barbarian rumors as if they're established fact and talking down about him, like HE's the misinformed loser.


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

https://youtu.be/9pLb0yx1JWQ


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

https://youtu.be/KZ_7br_3y54


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I gave up on Dream Marketplace. Float off down the river Nile.

This is actual footage of the Oasis Marketplace staff bidding you welcome to their tiny marketplace. There's hardly enough sand on that floor. Its a disgrace, it's barely half afloat, but its fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSTHMxBttlU

Its the first market where we cool.


[1 Points] noonehear:

Because you make tardo posts like this one?


[1 Points] None:

Just move to somewhere where USA:s governement cant touch you, those fucks want you behind the bars.


[1 Points] kallumjm:

You shitty China powder <60% purity fucking blows. 4mg bars are a scame a frankly im not sure if you are selling alpraz or some shitty china analouge. Either way its bunk


[1 Points] kallumjm:

under powered apraz powder from china maybe even selling alpraz analogue. might work good for noobs but my opinion is bunk. ill stick with 1kg powder of etiz imported from china and tested at my lab....wayyyyyy better this stuff is junk


[1 Points] Mariesgiftsandmore:

I loved you and was going to be a long time customer until I was scammed on my last order : / about 10 messages from me and months later, nothing.....


[0 Points] I_AM_A_GOLD_GIVER:

J'ai toujours du respect pour le gars qui nous fais buzzer solide le dimanche quand on descend de la coke italienne de Montréal. Envois-moi le k-pack qu'on installe sa d'in régions.


[0 Points] NewBarbarian_:

I'll always love and respect you. Good for you whomever you may be, you seem to have always made things right for people. Regardless of your type of business I respect you. And that's what matters. Nigguh u got my respekt


[0 Points] NinjaMonkeyBaron:

PM me for his dox fam.


[-1 Points] greenbarz:

Go back to selling steroids and America will like hockey


[-1 Points] LSD145:

At first I really liked you, I looked up to you even though I'd never touch alp. Then the things I see/hear about you make me realize you're just too proud of your success. If you were less arrogant, I'd still respect you


[-1 Points] Xanprazolax:

Upvote if </3 AlpraKing


[-1 Points] AVBforPrez:

See my posts here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4qoxz4/hackers_update_dream_profile_after_alprakings/

and here

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4qoxz4/hackers_update_dream_profile_after_alprakings/

The good news is that if you stash them now, you can time travel through your prison sentence by using your own product. You're like 26 or 27, so figure you'll need 4-5 a day at least for 25 years minimum, plus the cash for boofers and all that.

I'd get on that now if I was you, like drop everything get on it.

Serious question - how many deaths are for sure involving your bars? Driver/Bartards themselves and people they hit, along with death via benzo + otherdrug OD? 7 or so right?


[-1 Points] 710soldier:

I've never done business with you,i have no opinion of you , but if you have a US reseller send me a fat sample pack, you might be my new plug after the postal strike is over haha


[-2 Points] Devoid_:

I hate you because your black