Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[7 Points] Throwaway16632:

Would it be safer to order multiple personal quantities throughout the year or just buy once in bulk so I don't have to deal with ordering and being paranoid about my package?


[5 Points] ravendarkh0lme:

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] NicolasCageOfficial:

Is ordering from NL much bigger no-no than it was 1 year ago? What do you think about ordering from NL at the moment? Probably weed is much harder to transport undetected but is ordering LSD or tabs also that dangerous?


[3 Points] None:

Is today the day i finally get some sleep......I've been living up to my name.....Bahahahaha!!!!!!


[1 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

So I'm looking to do acid today and want to extend the experience. Basically I'd like to get to a ~220ug peak and then redose enough to extend that by a bit without going all the way deep.

My plan right now is to take 150ug to start and then another 200ug after about 1.5-2 hours. My understanding is that the second dose won't hit as hard since tolerance builds almost immediately.

I'm experienced enough with acid that I'm not worried if I end up getting a full 350ug experience but I'd prefer to keep it at a level where it's just a little easier to keep my wits about me.

Any feedback?


[1 Points] K-ease:

Hello all, I'm stuck in a step that is important and supposed to be simple to set up, i have been struggling for at least two hours and none of the attempts i tried worked.

It would be really appreciated if you guys can give a quick look to this post and try to help me fix this issue !

Actually on latest version of tails , downloaded it a couple hours ago, tails does not provide claws mails anymore as it is leaking some IMAP stuff. Therefore i had to use Icedove which i'm facing some configuration problems. The client can't neither connect to pop.openmailbox.org nor smtp.openmailbox.com I tried to use openmailbox website to see if i can send/receive messages, which works fine. I think i did the configuration right, did some research before and tried diferent ports 110 465 587 995 but none of them work. Here's the last config i tested :

Incoming server :

Server type : POP Mail Server Server name : pop.openmailbox.org Username : username@openmailbox.org Connection security : STARTTLS - port: 110 Authentication method : normal password

Outgoing server(SMTP):

Server name : smtp.openmailbox.org Port : 587 Connection security : STARTTLS Authentication method : normal password Username : username@openmailbox.org

I really can't see where the problems is. As told before, i did some research i tried different settings switching ports, adding and removing '@openmailbox.org' etc

Thanks a lot for reading this , and all suggestions would be appreciated.


[1 Points] SellingStash:

I don't want to be a vendor, but I'm actively quitting illicitly obtained benzos (and eventually will go off them altogether) and want to sell my surplus stash... what should I do with it?

What would you do in my situation? I'm actively tapering off my addition with the help of a real doctor, and am sitting on roughly $200 worth of Lorazepam and Diazepam (in blister packaging). I could turn it over to the doctor (he's probably not be pleased, I'm supposed to have none in my possession) or throw it away... but the money would be nice to have back in my pocket for ... even my copays for all the doctor visits (not joking)...

I don't really want advice about becoming a vendor, and don't know anyone on the streets to sell it to in bulk, and definitely don't want to be associated with helping anyone else.

In a past life I've poured alcohol down the drain too with relish, but that probably was no more than $20-50 worth of liquor... this time around I'm kinda having buyer's remorse. It's a lot to walk away from.

Please do not PM me asking for a direct deal, that's not allowed here. Just hoping someone else has ideas for what to do when you have a surplus but don't want to be a vendor (heck I don't even want to log into a DNM for my own health's sake just cause I feel dirty even going back into that land).


[1 Points] Throwayayo194:

Assuming somebody ordered something but was unable to figure out encryption at the time and so they sent their address in the buyers notes and selected the encryption checkbox through that, would the order be correctly placed or is that a big no no. Order states shipped from the seller but that was Friday and the package was supposed to be express still no package seen and the seller won't communicate tracking number or anything.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Hambone0326:

What ever happened to the market Atlantis? If I remember correctly, around 3-4 years ago, Atlantis was a solid, reputable, big marketplace. They were second to the original Silk-Road.


[1 Points] fireolivier:

How can an Australian get bitcoins that is not local bitcoins


[1 Points] trustmeim18:

Where would I find a particularly good guide on synthesizing and cultivation of common drugs? I'm more or less interested in how people do it and how it's done in a practical matter, but there's a shit ton of options available so I'd like a personal opinion.


[1 Points] FuzzerPupper:

So many bitcoin vendors want deposit thru a coop bank now, e.g. Suntrust. What is their thinking with this and what does it mean for me, the anon buyer?

I know many of the mainstream banks are requiring ID now for deposit. If you can help a link or two will suffice. Thank you.


[1 Points] wishuwerethere:

So coinkite is now only accessible via clearnet. What's the best way to transfer my BTC?

Before I did USD>BTC>Electrum>Tumbler>Coinkite>DNM. Is it safe to use clearnet to transfer my BTC from coinkite into my electrum wallet? Or should I transfer it into a tumbler again?

Which is better?:

1) coinkite>electrum>tumbler>dnm

2) coinkite>tumbler>electrum>...??


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] GreenJustice710:

Hi guys, after purchasing a bunch of bitcoins from circle and sending them to my alphabay wallet (numerous times), circle finally caught on and sent me a love letter saying:

'This message relates to possible use of your Circle account for prohibited activity. This activity is related to sections 17 and 18 of our User Agreement, which detail Restricted Activities and Prohibited Payments. Please note any further activity of this nature could result in account closure.'

I since have made an electrum bitcoin wallet to transfer my btc to in the future, should this be enough to get them off my ass? Do I need to take anymore precautionary measures? All help is greatly appreciated


[1 Points] swimgoy69:

I am a fucking retard and recently made one of my first orders on March 23rd from bullit2dope on python (5 220mg of something). It was a very small amount but I realized soon after that it was kind of a bad idea to have stuff shipped to the US. About 2 weeks on and my package still hasn't gotten here and I noticed he hasn't logged into either Nucleus or Python since March 30th. Does anyone know anything about this guy or what country he might be in? I'm just freaking out that he might be from the NL and my stuff got siezed or something even though he said it was shipped on the 23rd.


[1 Points] mookie1590:

Who the hell is the girl in the banner. I haven't been in here or bought from the dark web in almost a year. Glad alpha bay is still around


[1 Points] RaymondMaysfeld:

I ordered a year ago and it went smoothly, but now I heard about some ecstasy getting intercepted by a team of dogs at O'hare, which is basically where I live. Is there some kind of crackdown goingon now? Also what is the mainstream market right now?


[1 Points] Rizid:

How do vendors stealth their products? I'm thinking about becoming one but I'm almost clueless on how vendors stealth. I've ordered some LSD on dark nets before and I know how small stuff comes in, but bigger stuff, lets say a lb of weed, how the hell do people send that without it getting traced? I've been doing alot of research but I'm drawing alot of blanks. I don't really like the idea of like triple vacuum sealing and that be the only thing in the package. Of course, I'm not asking for people to divulge their own stealth procedures, I'm just asking for possibilities and ideas.


[-1 Points] None:

What'd I miss?