Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[9 Points] ForLol_Serious:

No questions, I just belong in this thread.


[3 Points] revoluciones7:

why does every post on a onion warns you when they post a clearnet link like this ****WARNING CLEARNET LINK*********


[3 Points] qscguk1:

What’s the difference between GG shipping methods? I know his standard is slow af, is registered any better?


[2 Points] TradingRealGfForRsGf:

Any exotic animal markets? Need a monkey, can't explain, any assistance is helpful.


[2 Points] DysFxnl42:

Best way to move coins away from Coinbase to order safely?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] MavyRule:

What time next week is Periko back ;)


[1 Points] cashpool00:

I placed my order on Friday night, why is my pack not here yet??? it's almost sunrise!


[1 Points] None:

Should I be worried about bitcoin price change when buying today?


[1 Points] spergnmerbles:

I messaged GG yesterday but he didn’t answer, did I get exit scammed??


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Captainpiglet:

Do I need to tumble my bitcoins before exchanging them for monero or is it safe to exchange and purchase with monero without tumbling.


[1 Points] Strike1212:

best market that accepts litecoin, or a good place to exchange LTC for monero?


[1 Points] adrian_a:

I just want some damn acid


[1 Points] colt101101:

Does the color of mdma matter?

After a bad experience I now know that MDMA should be tested first, but I'm moreso trying to figure out what I took in the first place - is there a way to know by color? It was pinkish rocks/powder.


[1 Points] Mandy-Bot:

Hug?