Did 20,000mg of THC Edibles

"Edit1.Am not suicidal, wasn't trying to kill myself but the trip felt very real so I did do it but didnt mean to"

EDIT 2. Gonna take 24mgs of bupe so I can rest, see ya in the morning. Please exercise caution I do it because I like pushing the limits of doing drugs am biochem student who likes making RC's in my spare time. Shit is that too much info so fucking paranoid. Nah i'm good money psychoactive chems distort thinking im good.

I did 20,000mg of THC edibles(4 of them at 5,000mg each was sold to me by a friend at 2x 10,000mg each combined as I see now from a previous post) was told by a friend to document my experiences or trip-report, this is actually my first real post so don't know formatting well. Will pull transcript from texting log and add many more notes and am gonna edit consistently. Was from Goofyboots apparently. Will try to figure out how to post review formatting. My heart is still beating crazy but IV'd 8mg of xanax to not die. Oh can steal review markdown with RES Neat! Me and MY FRIEND BOUGHT THIS TOGETHER REVIEW DETAILS FROM HIM AS HE DID TRANSACTION FOR ME

I BUTCHERED THAT SHIT DAMN THAT LOOKS HORRIBLE SORRY STILL HIGH TRIED TO COPY MARKDOWN FROM OTHER GOOFY REVIEW AS DONT KNOW MARKDOWN OR FORMATTING. WILL TRY AGAIN WHEN SOBER. WILL KEEP THIS THROWAWAY LOGGED IN

1st message 2 hours post ingestion)I am become death, destroyer of worlds. Like 2 hours ago I took 4 5,000mg ( 2 10,000mg THC edibles somehow mashed together crudely), dude told me to take 1/16th of one, told the nigga I ain't no pussy. The body high is an orgasm maybe the feeling times 300.

1st message FRIEND TO ME.)Yo 20$?!!

2nd message.)Had to IV 4mg of xanax while me and another nigga held him down, dude shooting someone else up is so hard

3rd message.)I'm tripping really hard

4th message.)Oh dude I'm so proud of myself, just had an amazing thought, like what if for even one second I was the highest person on earth if even for that second that was what I always wanted when I did drugs just to be the highest. Idk if I was but I like to think I was

2nd message FRIEND TO ME.)Lmfao dude I'm so proud of you fuck yea

3rd Message FRIEND TO ME.)I need to get my hands on those edibles bro

AM STILL REALLY HIGH WILL POST BIG BLOCK OF TEXT TRANSCRIPT

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/44elv7/goofyboots_5000mg_brownies_serious_dosage_warning/

Found the review, it has his direct link.

Fuck why did I eat them. I could've utilized it better. Yo BTW at this dosage emotions become extremely powerful and indescribable, like I'm suicidal I have no more now

Yo if you are gonna buy some, get me one and I got you with the cost, wanna try hydrolysis or another solvent on it and shoot it up. Is that feasible? I think it's feasible, just separating the fats, chocolate, and other matter is gonna be a bitch. But if I can get even higher man, heard IV route is extremely more effective

Damn....shit is getting scary, nooses all around me screaming at me

Fuck they challenged me in a game of bop-it for my life, I suck at bop-it, you were my nigga bro, if I don't make it, let the world know my story

MESSAGE FROM FRIEND I'm here for you my nigga

MESSAGE FROM FRIEND Know that imo you have one of the strongest wills ive ever seen with respect to everything lol thc cant take you down

2.)Speaking Morse to my freezer with a flashlight, it's speaking back with dipping dots shot into my mouth, I took 8mg of xanax probably why I'm functional and not freaking out cuz I'm pretty sure I overdosed, but you gotta just do it like Nike or life just ain't fun

****1st message after entering hallucinatory trance after hanging myself.)I did 3,000 years(in the physics of what you known in the past and in my future among the xenobiochemistry which is both a lifeform and an alternate reality but in your terms which might be easier to explain using your view of physics is that after the big bang which was a single point but expanded everything you know of "that is" is one , meaning your time was equivalent to my time, your space my space) of indentured servitude after I hanged myself

2.)I mean I learned so much it's unfathomable, they're so advanced, they explained so much to me, the true "physics" which kinda fits in our math but also doesn't but they taught me their math too ours is fundamentally wrong but so fucking close,

3.)Analogues, just like we improved upon Newtonian physics with Quantum physics, that fits in until you reach the subatomic level where quantum phenomenon rule

4.)But dude as I studied with them as they educated me, I always remembered what you said that set the tone, the shit you said made me keep the will to live, it appears I did try to hang myself but survived after I checked the scene, I broke the drywall using a method my Colombian uncle in the cartel said was used to torture him in 1979

5.)My consciousness was abducted after, obvious hallucinations but so powerful it was amplified using what I know****

MESSAGE FROM FRIEND BLOCK OF TRANSCRIPT

Damn dude holy shit i didnt know this was possible

Copy and paste what you texted me onto erowid or a forum

For our science

tl;dr: Got really high


Comments


[16 Points] JburnaDNM:

If this isnt a lie there are so many qoutable statements and he might have set some kind of world record. This shit read like a really intense acid or shrooms trip report. Why would you iv 8mg of xanax? That's dangerous especially if it was a pill 8mg by mouth would have kicked in just as fast...almost. after that on top of all that thc It would have been goodnight. Can you od on thc??? Without a video and a recent post with a dare almost along the same lines as this I have a hard time believing this. Like Fox Mulder, I want to believe.


[12 Points] DabloEscobarGavira:

Shit post alert


[12 Points] None:

Someone... Guys, someone finally injected three whole marijuanas irl.


[12 Points] retroracer:

20K Mgs of THC, 12 MGs of Xanax and 24 mgs of buprenorphine?

Stop being so cool man we can't keep up....


[9 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

2.)Speaking Morse to my freezer with a flashlight, it's speaking back with dipping dots shot into my mouth, I took 8mg of xanax probably why I'm functional and not freaking out cuz I'm pretty sure I overdosed, but you gotta just do it like Nike or life just ain't fun

Was reading just fine and lost it when I read that LOL


[8 Points] SilkRoadOrShitCreek:

What do you gain from this stupid lie?


[5 Points] loveisrealnfa:

Y u lie, op


[3 Points] goofyboots_dnm:

Wow, he must have eaten the entire thing. My god you are nuts hahaha


[3 Points] BudgetBuyer:

This entire post reads like an edgy forum on newgrounds circa 2006. I wish we could all spirit science as hard as OP. Bro.


[3 Points] an_illegal_smile:

I broke the drywall using a method my Colombian uncle in the cartel said was used to torture him in 1979

This is the part I'd like to know more about


[3 Points] noonehear:

"Yo if you are gonna buy some, get me one and I got you with the cost, wanna try hydrolysis or another solvent on it and shoot it up. Is that feasible? I think it's feasible, just separating the fats, chocolate, and other matter is gonna be a bitch. But if I can get even higher man, heard IV route is extremely more effective" - Righttttttt on mannnnnn. How did your "hydrolosis or other solvent" extraction from an edible go hahahhaha?


[3 Points] None:

Smh kids shooting xan is hilarious lol


[3 Points] freshlysquosed:

I don't think he's lying, I think the vendor is. $20 for 5000mg? You're not getting 5g of weed for that price, never mind oil.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/44elv7/goofyboots_5000mg_brownies_serious_dosage_warning/

Found the review, it has his direct link.


[2 Points] MDMangel:

Whoa man, you might catch a time warp back to the sixties and start feeling groovy and shit.


[2 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Speaking Morse to my freezer with a flashlight, it's speaking back with dipping dots shot into my mouth.

dude are you okay now??


[2 Points] an_illegal_smile:

Huh. I've been weedin' a long time and the one time I decided to go for broke with a heavy edible, I got a pretty heavy body stone, then the spins, then threw up and went to sleep. That was on probably a quarter of the amount you took, but that's a pretty standard greenout. Your reaction was.. uh.. atypical, I think.


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[1 Points] mercilesssgirth:

can you please tell me what you used to dissolve xanax for iv injection?

After reading 'had to iv xanax' I immediately become skeptical of the entire story.

20,000mg THC, don't make shit up


[1 Points] Lucyintehsky:

"I took 8mg of xanax"......


[1 Points] the73rdStallion:

Haha I don't know why people are shitting on this guy, I know him personally and while this is absolutely crazy, it isn't outside of his normal antics.

But keep hating, I don't think anyone on here can be as high as /u/rmotta


[1 Points] Hempology:

I ate 4,000 mg half indica half sativa and I was fuuuuucked up. Couldn't imagine 10,000.


[1 Points] Inspectmyg00ch:

This post really made me question what the fuck I'm doing with life.


[1 Points] None:

I'v Xanax lol... Wtf if you don't have it from the doctors office there's no way you iv pills. That's retarded


[1 Points] Hauvegdieschisse:

Wait so you just make RCs in your school lab?


[1 Points] TaP_ForEveryone:

Get higher.


[1 Points] Chardlz:

I don't mean to be that guy but what in the fuck did I just read?


[0 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Stop trying to be as high as me, its not going to happen.


[-1 Points] None:

Iv xanax.... Uh...


[-2 Points] Lucia-Anil:

You DINDU-NUFFIN!


[-3 Points] rmotta:

FUCK I'VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP, FUCK CAN YOU FEEL DIABETES I'M SO SCARED? oh just paranoid. got up fine. ima keep this since its a throwaway and im still really high as I did bupe as well which has a massive half-life


[-3 Points] rmotta:

I'm so fucking wired can't sleep, but had another good thought I forgot to write down. Does anyone think 1000 navy SEALS could successfully take over North Korea? And if so, why can't we use crowdfunding to end the suffering of the that despotic government. I feel a few mercenary companies could do it, crowdfunding government stuff, fuck diplomacy. I know it would be catastrophic economically for both china and south korea, but we dropped everything for the holocaust and the world went to war, north korea seems as bad. idk, wanted originally to conquer the country as a fantasy but then thought of it deeply,I mean to be king for maybe a month seems fun and fucking awesome and then let south korea go through german style re-unification fuck yeah make a sex tape with the dictator we could spread propaganda like the USSR and US did to each other by sneaking a VHS into the country with their glorious leader at a glory hole