[Complaint/Warning] The mail is not instant

I was finally able to log in to Agora today and made 4 purchases. This was over 8 hours ago and not one of my packages has arrived yet.

Is this indicative of exit scamming? In my drug deprived state this is the only conclusion I can draw, I require intoxication and spent all my beer money on bitcoins, alas, I've exit scammed myself.


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[36 Points] None:

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[9 Points] DnmAvenger:

Ha... sarcasm... you know how to do it. Look who's a big boy now. I am so proud of you...


[7 Points] None:

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[5 Points] None:

Open a dispute ticket and send multiple rude messages to the vendor. They are your bitch and should tend to your selfish needs post hast


[2 Points] wizvrd:

what the fuck


[2 Points] Idonu:

bruh, you gotta step it up and get on that google shopping express stealth and shipping speed man. Get your shit to the door step in a couple of hours. Fucking radical.


[2 Points] noonehear:

My mail time travels. Order today... it arrives yesterday. Otherwise I file a dispute.


[2 Points] friendofstranger:

Did you not get the instructions? If your computer has a floppy drive, you can instantly download any drug. And print with a 3d printer*, or modified Hewlett Packard with a glue gun and play-doh


[1 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

Delivery same-day via drone costs extra buddy.


[1 Points] iloveUSPS666:

I always dreamed/feared a vendor would start using FedEx Custom Critical which offers same day delivery, they actually claim it as their specialty... http://customcritical.fedex.com/


[1 Points] TotesMessenger:

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[1 Points] masonsea:

How many people will not understand this is sarcasm?


[1 Points] evilgold:

/r/dnmcirclejerk


[0 Points] Str8b8m8ey:

It is a for sure exit scam. Sound the alarms!


[0 Points] d4nk1st:

just FE'd with my mailman for a siezure letter.. will update


[0 Points] None:

I too wish I'd known the mail was not instant before placing my order on the dnm market known as Agora.

First, I was thinking about scoring some drugs last week, yet "Agora" failed to read these thought patterns and a package didn't appear in my box (phhnaaar, no not that sort of package the sort with drugs in it and in my postbox not me growler).

Anyway cut to this week and still drug free I go through the rigmarole of buying BITCOINS and placing an order on Agora on TUESDAY and yet here we are on Thursday and still NO DRUGS. Sure I ordered from a foreign country but if a plane can get most places in one day why can't teh drugs?

At this rate i'm going to have to make a real life drug connect. SIGH.

The mail is clearly doing some kind of exiting scam. Do not use mail. REPEAT do not use mail. 0/10 would not use again.


[-2 Points] rappercake:

WHERE THE FUCK IS DRONE DELIVERY

What do we want? DRUGS!

When do we want them? NOW!


[-1 Points] noonehear:

I heard Agora switched to digital only transactions. Your 4 purchases will arrive via torrent link and be approximately 78.9gb.


[-1 Points] sanborg:

Dude label this shit as humor. As funny as you may think you are, a lot of people on here (like me) don't want to waste their time reading shit like this.