[Vendor Review] Roxi-killa Traderoute - 8 Ball Meth

Details
Vendor: [Roxi-killa]
Market: [Traderoute]
Product: [8-ball of Crystal Meth]
Incentives for Review?: [Yes]
Shipped from: [Good ol' USA]
Shipped to: [USA all the way!]
Required FE: [No]
Vacuum Sealed: [No]
Decoy: [Yes]
Handwriting: [No]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10 - Traderoute been a fucking mess with these baby ass vendors trying to come at you with foolishness and tell you all their shit or ask you all yours. Fuck that. This is a business transaction --- I dont need to hear about your girlfriend leaving you or whatever other shit. Roxi-killa a true professional g tho -- always there when you need him but never there when you don't
Stealth: [8] / 10 - Stealth was solid for sure with a legit decoy definitely leagues above alot of the shit I've seen. decoy was consistent and clever -- no doubts plenty to fool anyone whose not licking ever inch of your shit. Only reason I'm not taking it to 10/10 here is cause I've had some motherfucking houdinis out there where that shit is so well hid its fucking fooled ME. that shit magic for real.
Shipping time: [10] / 10 - Paid for regular shipping but shit somehow ended up at my door faster than orders from 2 other vendors I paid $50 each for next day.
Price value: [10] / 10 - Price was part of the incentive for review but this shit some charity work social service equal opportunity shit right here! Letting us poor folk feel good.
Aesthetics: [10] / 10 - What a fucking woman. legs for days and gotta love them tit ol biggie shards! Straight up solid shit my brothers --- none of that fucking weak ass powder shatter some of these fools pawn off on you
Weight: [10] / 10 - This man a saint. Already getting more than I can usually afford and this shit was still way overweight.
Quality: [10] / 10 - fucking fire. i am the fucking lord high king of smiles my citizens. Been kick boxing the walls and jamming on my good ship space guitar all night and all dayyyyyy. Duracell baby this shit just keep going and going with no crash in sight. ladies and gentleman we in for one smooth and sexy ride.
Transaction: [10] / 10 -fucking flawless. this is what the DNMs should be. both sides looking out doing business like mcdonalds 24/7 365 all day euryday your way
Vendor: [10] / 10 - what more you what? this man delivering boxes of smiles like he amazon. y you gonna go with some other shit ass amateur vendor get you your product whenever he get a minute? this the fucking future bitches. why you wanna wait around on some second rate shit like it the dark ages gotta wait for paul revere and the pony express? you can get the best for less in an instant -- its the 21st century young countrymen STEP IN AND EMBRACE THIS BRAVE NEW WORLD
Drug: [10] / 10 -see above
TOTAL SCORE: [FUCKING FIRE SHIT] / 100


Comments


[8 Points] Yes_Im_WHITE_:

Pics or fuck off


[7 Points] Newsuer1234:

Once the vendor gives any incentive for a review I give the review 0 respect.


[3 Points] Slut_Shamer:

A review in English instead of some made up monkey jabber would be nice.


[1 Points] Tossedin_Datrash:

Well I have one on order, hopefully here tomorrow. But I told the guy I don't do reviews on reddit. The best I can give is something posted on TR forum and The Hub. If it's actually good gear, the question immediately turns to when will the bait and switch happen; or when will his prices be too high to bother?