I know that vending is a lot more than a name but when i'm scrolling and I see a vendor name like Theosderossri or something I just keep right on going unless thats the person I was originally looking for. I think for new vendors a catchier name might drive a little more traffic their way. I'm going to list some missed oppertunities from xanax vendors that the folks at the bar community thought of
Bartender
BarmeloXanthony
AlprazoXan
BarBQ
XandalfTheWhite
BarbaraStreixand
Barbados
XanziBar
MichelXangelo
BarredSimpson
LaBarOdom
Now this is coming from a guy named dea-van-024 so I am a bit of a hypocrit in the name game. If you were vending a specific drug what would you go by?
The Grand Wizard has always been impressed by the number of vendors named variants of "Walter White" or "Heisenberg." Putting aside the fact that Breaking Bad was a tragedy and Dr. White was never intended to be a role model, you also run into branding issues.
"So, are you the Heizzenberg on DreamMarket?" "No, that's Heyzenberg! I'm Haisenburg!!"