Okay, so here is definite proof Evo is ran by FE

Okay so here it is, definite proof Evolution market place is ran by LE+Illuminati

Evolution was first documented by Charles Darwin in 1859.

He stayed on the Galapagos islands for 5 weeks.

Five weeks ago was when SR 2.0 was seized.

Parent site The Silk Road launched February 2011.

February 2011 - November 2014 is 45 months.

2014 - 45 = 1969.

In the year 1969 Charles Manson's cult killed 5 people.

This same year The Beatles recorded Abbey Road.

(Now try and stay with me here, shit's about to get real)

The Beatles were the first of their kind (Like SR 1) and very much enjoyed drugs.

John Lennon was murdered by Mark Chapman.

He was inspired by the book Catcher in the Rye, a book required to be read in High School.

Government killed John Lennon AND Silk Road(s).

Charles Manson's "family" was a cult.

The Illuminati is a cult that requires you to kill a family member to join.

Government, John Lennon, and Illuminati all have 10 letters.

Charles Manson has 13.

His family murdered 5 people.

Math time*

30 + 13 = 43.

Subtract the 5 people Manson killed and you get 38.

I have .15 BTC leftover on Agora (God of DnM's)

38 - 15 = 23.

The original Free Mason symbol has 4 sides.

23 / 4 = 5.75.

5.75 can be rounded to 6.

What word has 6 letters you ask?

Belize.

So Belize is compromised, but wait I'm not finished.

Belize isn't only a name, its a mixed up acronym.

B L E E I Z (same pronunciation, different spelling)

Final twist here, remember that .75? That makes the Z lose its top line and turn into an L

B.oth

L.aw

E.nforcement

E.ven

IL.luminati

So LE and the Illuminati run both Evo and Belize, we are beyond fucked.

Currently burning house, buying unlimited supply of foil hats so LE can't sense my thoughts, and move into the sewers like the Mad Fellow's in Futurama, anyone care to join me?

(Btw, this took me over an hour. Making bullshit facts add up and mean something is harder then it looks. To much tinfoil or not enough?)


Comments


[59 Points] carmackal:

your name makes so much sense


[35 Points] AgoraMarket:

"Evolution Market" is an anagram of "LE motive: nark out"

Nuff said. 😊


[10 Points] grandpajoe_dnm:

Damn, I just opened a vendor account there! Guess it's time to hit the lawyer and gym up!


[4 Points] pinkprincess1:

You said the illuminati...that means it's gotta be true...


[3 Points] agoradepositsaids:

I gotta say, I LOVE THIS!


[3 Points] FestiGear:

Sounds like Vince Vaughn from The Internship movie?


[3 Points] gerundive:

i dont beleive a fuckin word of it man this is the sort of FUD SWIM left /r/DNMcirclejerk toget away form


[3 Points] NotAsuspiciousNamee:

complete waste of time but upvote for the effort


[3 Points] Jay-__:

Good info!

I knew some shit was going on when the captcha tried to warn me:

https://infotomb.com/d0n8w.jpg


[2 Points] None:

We should make a huge tin foil ball that would be awesome.


[2 Points] simon_marklar:

It's much better if you read it in Black Dynamites voice


[2 Points] ChrisPBacon21:

Nevermind the fact it took you an hour to make. It took me 2 minutes to read which I will never get back! :D


[1 Points] None:

love it! A+++++


[1 Points] merryxmastoall:

I stopped reading at "LE+Illuminati"


[1 Points] PolkCounty:

Gonna turn into jack the ripper and join you in the sewer my friend, care to sell me a tinfoil suit for 0.5btc?


[1 Points] TheReplierBRO:

Wait a second. LE

LE Illuminati El luminati LEluminati :O


[1 Points] R4ID:

you win tinfoil tuesday


[1 Points] None:

Well I knew I was LE, but Illuminati as-well? Well fuck, I'm moving up in the world!


[1 Points] None:

I sure as hell hope that question doesn't come up on the GRE!


[1 Points] morphinedreams:

You have way too much time on your hands.


[1 Points] long_wang_big_balls:

Well, that clears that up.


[1 Points] None:

confirmed: evo is le and is trying to kill us


[1 Points] blueninja1800:

They killed 7 people! not 5!


[1 Points] Deafcunt:

Thanks for the good laugh this morning. You fucked up the title but I'll let that slide +1 brotha man.


[1 Points] xeddmc:

twitches as mind blows to pieces on computer screen


[1 Points] ogdawg1:

wtf man illuminati already controls the worlds black market, I believe that online black markets are their bussiness opponents.


[1 Points] None:

I wanna know what you're taking so I can have these fun thoughts too


[1 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

I was having a really shitty, frustrating day till I cried laughing at this. You just earned my first ever gold purchase.


[1 Points] TigerHall:

The Illuminati is a cult that requires you to kill a family member to join.

No, that's the ’ánt’įįhnii.


[1 Points] None:

Makes sense to me lol


[1 Points] None:

Lookup verto and will.clock and TCF (the card forum aka is run by cc caarders aka fraudsters that fuck up peoples lives). Evo is a honeypot... doesn't mean small time buyers can't use it.