Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[25 Points] SilkRoy:

None of this is real.

Think about it: "high-quality drugs ordered through the internet, delivered to your house" ??? I mean, come on! That sounds way too good to be real life.

Surely, I'm in a state of acute psychosis.


[8 Points] octomarvel:

Taco Bell is secretly a phone company.

=)


[8 Points] None:

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[7 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

Verto and Kimble are running a market as we speak right now called Revolver and they had the gall to call it RE EVO LVER. And people are actually depositing bitcoin in said market and making orders! Although by the looks of it its not looking like a very successful market to me.


[7 Points] blakeitrain:

Why the fuck do people use AlphABay?? That shit seems corrupt as fucj


[5 Points] 100x100ug:

/u/alphabaysupport is Alpha02.


[3 Points] Lolsteroids:

the drugs are a lie


[3 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

Trump really wants to build a bridge to the netherlands


[2 Points] None:

I really badly want some heroin today


[2 Points] drugfreekid:

I have a theory regarding the situation with TGUK. My theory is this, TGUK is not its own operation. The TGUK account was created by GG and was intentionally managed the way it was. GG made the TGUK account for several reasons. The first, by making it seem as though consumers have a choice between different vendors, consumers are happier and hence more likely to trip or be in the correct state of mind to trip, meaning business continues go well for GG. the second, there is only so much advertising and marketing one can do as a single vendor, yes his reputation is fantastic, but hes still only one vendor. By running two accounts, you can potentially increase your control of the market, therefore increasing profits. The TGUK account catered to different clientele. GG is for the psychedelic connoisseur, TGUK is for the bulk acid dealers. GG's shop offers exclusivity and a brand, TGUK's cheap blotters in large quantities. By making it seem that TGUK is an asshole, consumers will rather choose GG instead of TGUK, increasing GG's sales. Additionally, the worse TGUK looks the better GG looks in relation. GG just changed the blotter artwork for TGUK, in reality its all the same acid.

Theory 2: JOR runs the whole fucking market but because people look unfavorably at monopolies, hes made it seem as though there are multiple sellers on the markets. In reality, JOR is TGUK, GG, HOS and the person supplying everybody else with acid. Basically, JoR is so rich and bored he runs multiple vendor accounts and intentionally stirs up drama because he finds it funny and hes so rich he dosent care.


[1 Points] creditswag:

https://youtu.be/TQWtqJylMKQ


[1 Points] None:

I think that China and Japan are trying to end the world. And I mean literally destroy the planet. Not by some atomic bomb, but rather by just trying to melt a hole straight through to the core of the Earth. If that doesn't work, they will suffocate us with their giant cloud of smaug (pun intended)...

Edit: Let the trolling begin!!! "CHINESE ROCKS!!! BUY MY CHINESE ROCKS!!!"


[1 Points] kh4a:

Maby alphabay gets so much bad rep due to its huge userbase? Maby when you're bitching against alphabay you're just bitching against establishment. Then this whole idea goes are you Trump or are you Hilary type of a guy


[1 Points] DareToHope:

Mods are actually D.E.A. you're all fucked.