Imagine this pulling up to deliver your mail

http://i.imgur.com/mWoF1ag.jpg


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[17 Points] RosyPalm:

"It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."


[15 Points] None:

I'd shit myself. Especially if a buff-ass "postal worker" came out with my package, accompanied by 2-3 other "postal workers," lol.


[13 Points] Cabannis:

I started sweating just imagining it. Fuck. That.


[6 Points] Remtrex:

Why are people on the dn more appealing than people in my life? Ive been on here 30 seconds today and already I cant stop laughing! Yes shitjelly, YES!!!!!!


[4 Points] None:

"AAWWW SHEYYT NIGGER" then I run off the porch full sprint into the woods where I hide for 8 hours.


[3 Points] None:

This is a great read, it is from an LE training book!!! Always wipe your laptop with BleachBit & i use VeraCrypt to encrypt my hard drive!!! Remember, you KNOW nothing!!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3bnihu/how_to_avoid_a_controlled_delivery/


[2 Points] fauxdadoughhoe:

I would be glad installed the 7.46 Ounces of C-4 attached to a remote detonator and buried underneath the mail box that can be activated via iPhone running Debian running tails running Linux running virtual box thats emulating an iphone


[1 Points] None:

Gather all evidence near the toilet and wait by the handle.

I'm curious if they could charge you with destruction of evidence for that.


[1 Points] cryptocreepo:

Reminds me of that "Brooklyn 99" TV episode where they had to deal with the Postal Police:

The link!


[1 Points] druggieslut:

Lmao I drive a dark colored grand Marquis. It is so fucking irritating on the highway, everyone thinks its a cop car and shit. Kinda funny, yet irritating as hell.

And to think I actually was wanting to get a crown Vic police interceptor. Lmao....


[1 Points] Valoryc:

Time to pull out the AK.


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

what mail? shhhhit I don't even live here. god damn, where the hell is my house. im never drinking peach schnapps again


[-1 Points] None:

At that point, I'd just suicide bomb killing both me and the cops arresting me shouting ATHEISM AKBAR!!!