TL;DR: I sell uncut cocaine and MDMA, ship with great stealth and speed and will do my best to make you happy check me out: http://agorahooawayyfoe.onion/vendor/lance.armstr0ng
Hey, I am the vendor that goes by the name Lance Armstrong. I figgured I'd be a good thing to take the time to share the selling philosophy behind this alias. I ship from Germay to the EU.
I've been a Silkroad(V1) customer for a while myself and I found that some vendors behaved as if SR was their personal street corner.
Unexplained delays, crappy quality, no transparency and shitty customer treatement (I say treatement because calling it service would be undeserved). I hated ordering on Monday and still having no mail by Saturday. I remember worrying about the possibility of the package being seized because it took such a long time to arrive because a vendor decided it was not really necessary to communicate that he shipped the package 7 days after claiming he did.
I remember ordering based on good looking product pictures just to find the shipped product is some cut up shitty powder.
Out of this frustration this account was born because I feel I can do better then those guys. My promise to you is:
Uncut product from a quality source. If you know your drugs you will instantly be able to tell that my shit is as pure as an alpine glacier. Also what you see is what you get: I will ship uncrushed rocks to you if applicable or unless you whish otherwise (if there are rocks on the picture thats what you'll get).
Fast shipping I will ship almost all orders in 24 hrs. You should be able to count on me to make sure your order gets to you ASAP.
No bullshit I am not perfect and maybe once in a blue moon an order gets delayed. Maybe I sold you a gramm more then I have available. BUT I will not gather orders claiming I filled them, if you bought it it is in stock and will be shipped ASAP. If I mess up I'll be upfront about it, let you know and will try to make it up to you.
Top notch customer service I will treat you as a fellow drug aficionado and try my best to anwser your questions, hear your whishes or calm your worries
Mindbending stealth I'll be sure to suprise you with creative stealth. Also everything is double vacuum sealed in ESD bags ensuring maximum transit security.
Solid OPSEC Your personal data will never leave an encrypted system, will be overwritten and any kind of physical evidence will be shredded, burned and/or otherwise irreversibly destroyed.
I've been active on SR V2 as a vendor and have >98% positive feedback, this is what some people have said:
5 of 5 5/5 Perfect transaction! Good stealt, everything ok with shipping time, AND: the product is really top notch & worth the price!! Very smooth to snort, clean high, smooth comedown. All in all: a really recommended vendor and product!!! Will write a more detailed review this WE too. For now: THANK YOU VERY MUCH lance
5 of 5 This dude went beyond any Silk Roadedness :) for me to receive the stuff on time! Don't have a scale here but it looks well overweight and he persists it's correct! Will recommend and come back for more!
5 of 5 This guy is the king. the quality is the best i've ever had. overwheigt and the best stealth i have ever seen
Here is my old profile: http://silkroad6ownowfk.onion/users/lance-armstr0ng
I now operate on Agora, and currently stock cocaine and MDMA. Check out my listings: http://agorahooawayyfoe.onion/vendor/lance.armstr0ng
Also for a short period of time: 25% more product for the money. BUT WAIT THAT IS NOT ALL :D Let me know you read this thread and I'll add another 5%.
So if anything that I wrote resonates with you, please give me a shot and let me convince you by providing you with awesome product and an overall smooth experience.
Looking as to how I've been a redditor for a while now let me close with a lame pun: My blow will blow your socks of.
I'll show myself out...
Yours Lance
Ship to north america?