Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.
There was a massive festival in town. Started drinking at 3 in the afternoon and then started doing lines from a sample of coke I got from UKWhite. Starting getting off with a girl in a field, but couldn't get hard thanks to coke dick, tempted to snort the viagra he sent with the coke but wasn't in a position to do so. Then went to a free party up a hill until 6:30 in the morning.