So a vendor and an administrator are drunk in a bar, enjoying their weekend off. They've been pounding shots and beers since they arrived, hours ago. Now its time to pay the tab and call a taxi. The vendor says to the administrator, "let me pay the tab and call the taxi. I know you have to pay for new servers and a security audit." To which the administrator replies, "no, no, let me pay the tab, I have all this money from commissions and vendor fees, plus if I ever run out of cash, I can dip into customer deposits." So the administrator pays the tab without too much fuss, and as they walk out the administrator says, "We don't need a taxi, I live down the block, you can crash with me. Lets take my car, its new and extra safe." The vendor hesitates, but doesn't want to offend his drunken administrator, for fear of getting banned with so many pending escrow orders. They're nearly to the parking lot when the administrator turns his head and asks, "what a security audit?" Before crashing into his building. RIP, TorEscrow. Later in that moon lit night, Alice of Pandora emerged from her harem to give her yearly announcement, and answer an entire support ticket before returning to her semi perpetual slumber.
lol, how high are you to be thinking this stuff up? My turn...
A market starts up with only centralized escrow.
HAHAHA
Get it? It's funny cuz it's a scam.