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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
Superfella/AlphaBay |
Product/s reviewed: |
Homemade Cannabutter Chocolate Brownie |
International?: |
(list countries) UK only |
Vendor requires FE?: |
(yes or no) No |
Price before shipping: |
£5.43 |
Incentives for Review?: |
(yes or no) No |
Shipping cost : |
£3.95 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[X]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[X]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (25x4 = 100%) |
I ordered late afternoon, received by 11am the next day in a decent sized box, upon first inspection I realised it was professionally packed/padded out, and the brownie was vacuum packed, inside a plastic container so there was no danger of it being mush by the time it got to me like I previously had with other vendors who made poor quality edibles and sold me a burnt one. The brownie was very spongey, moist, and has both dark and white chocolate. I ingested exactly half of it, and it is plenty. Around the 45 minute mark I start to feel the nice buzz start to happen, and within another half hour I was sitting having the best jam session ever, so this is definitely one to get if you wanna have a mellow, creative buzz. No paranoia, which ahs hapoened to me before with eating too much at one, but the best thing to do is not eat it all at once and do like I did, eat half first, then go back when that wears off. Lasted a good few hours after I took the other half, so it's good value. Damn tasty too, I've had terrible brownies before but they're not worth reviewing. Will definitely return for more brownies next time I'm in the mood for one. A full one at once will probably provide a far more intense experience. Half was also good for pain, about an 8 out of 10 for pain relief. I would normally maybe use about half a gram of bud for the same pain relief, except this lasted longer.