What do you work in real life?

Don't uncover yourself obviously but would be fun to see what kind of jobs most people here have. Next time I visit one of those I'll be thinking if the guy behind the counter isn't one of us :)


Comments


[13 Points] AlpraKing:

Im a shop assistant at Canadian Tire.

Day 345: they still suspect nothing.


[10 Points] None:

I'm a cop, I eat a lot of donuts and I come to reddit and post threads trying to get people's personal details. I'm an asshole and arrest people just because they have some weed on them or like to do drugs to take the ease off their real life. They are hard working people harmless, but who cares, if they have drugs I want to arrest them. At least they pay me well.

/sarcasm


[8 Points] None:

Im in charge of counting up all the dumb users who use "SWIM" as if its an LE deterrant!


[6 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Im a gynecologist. I play with pussy all day erryday.


[5 Points] None:

Henry Hudson was a great explorer


[3 Points] billy5x5:

Your mom


[3 Points] BornSinnersDNM:

Network Administrator.


[2 Points] DrinkMoreCodeMore:

I kill people.


[2 Points] i-hate-gays:

your mailman


[2 Points] 2CandyVendor:

I sell 2CB online. Pretty sweet gig if you ask me ;)


[1 Points] Dcdnm:

I work in a prison I use to work with youth offenders but then got offered a job in the big boy prison. Apart from the occasional staff kidnapping and death threats and attempts it's not a bad job ;)


[1 Points] None:

I cook for a living, and btw i don't use the dnms i'm just a nosey bastard..


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

DEA


[1 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

Systems administration in a consultant capacity most large businesses wanna make there IT out of house these days when they start wanting back I guess it's back to applying for jobs :/


[1 Points] None:

Retail manager by day, iOS coder by night with a little graphic/web design thrown in.


[1 Points] boobby1250:

I'm a paramedic


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] BoxAddict:

So why is it that I can't uncover myself and just be naked like I am in all the other stims threads?

Ooh and I engineer shit or whatever. Work with too many Mormons who I am assuming have never seen the signs of being tweeeeeked the fuck out cuz nobody has said shit and I'm out here wilding


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] CynicalElephant:

Drug user.


[1 Points] Barber07:

Full time barber in a cash only shop ;) 98% appointments, usually 8-10 cuts per day at 20/cut plus tip :)


[1 Points] Tune-chi:

I'm a doctor, a lawyer and an Indian Chief.


[1 Points] None:

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[0 Points] BigFatCat_DNM:

I'm in waste management :]