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http://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/36rlci/best_bang_for_your_buck_safe_psychedelics_help/crggzyf


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[15 Points] None:

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[4 Points] DNMShopper:

This dude needs to lay off the retard sandwiches and go back to huffing paint ...


My BF once stuck his arm in KY Jelly, next thing you know he was elbow deep inside the poop chute. Fortunately the prolapse made us both realised he was too deep.

Q) Do you feel like you're too fucked to stop ordering, even if you really wanted to?

A) That dollar store gravy, my god it's like eating out jesus's vagina. Review + pics ###coming soon###

Q) What's the worst/darkest that you've been through?

A) I went to see a porn one time on the big screen, it was at a rural truck stop in kentucky, anyways, I was about to unload a fresh batch of baby batter & the power went out just as the trouser gravy started flowin from my five knuckle truffle shuffle. Fuck me 2/10 wouldnt nut there again. What a fuckin waste...

Q) Have you ever wanted to stop, but been unable to?

A) Refer to answer above ^ you can't simply just "stop" the meat rocket from pulsating out the gravy... dumb ass. I was unable to and pissed at the same time. The cashier at Fuzzy Holes Bar and Creamatoryum refused to refund me the $3.99, apparently I didn't get the Salimi Slapper insurance package in case of outages during waxing of the carrot. 0/10 fuck kentucky!!


Pictures please, bud reviews without pictures is like a blind man going into a porno after he just paid $1.99 extra for the HD upgrade.


I will gladly let all of you sign my scrotum with a chiniese sharpie replica.


I remember my first prolapse. It was horrific. Then I realized my bulk wind chimes and wind chimes accesories buisness just wasn't going to take off. Till this day I've never shit the same. And maybe I now know why, Thank you Buzzfeed. 10/10


Honestly I wouldn't recommend the cock ring attachment. The only reason it was so popular was b/c baily J recommend it on her "vibrators of the month" list last month. Its really not as comfortable as many believe. It has way too much power imo. You only get two speed options on that model which are Off and earthquake. Unless you like the feeling of an 8am rocket launch aftershock on your bean bag, I suggest sticking with just the plug.

That's just my 0.001 BTC



[4 Points] None:

The one where Tessellated sold a guy a 10 strip of acid and his feedback was "5/5 but I could barely fit the hit in my mouth, cool visuals" something like that.


[1 Points] DNMShopper:

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[2 Points] mad87645:

It's OK guys I speak irritable meth head


[2 Points] twentyeyesinmyhead:

I can't find the link but there was one a few months ago where some dude posted "should i take all these xanax? i'm about to have dinner with my gf's parents" or something. Proceeds to take the xanax, continues posting obviously blacked out, then the next day posted "wtf do i do, i made an ass of myself in front of my gf's parents!" Don't care if it was made up, that shit was hilarious


[1 Points] The_fire_bird:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2ybn6m/generalquestions/cp82t6q