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Got some of IST's chocolate hearts and took two when my missus went to bed, she woke up about an hour later complaining about cramps and sat downstairs with me for 2 ish hours, then invites her mother around for a few more hours.
I'm tripping my tits off trying not to make it obvious while they're killing the mellow and I'm trying not to freak out, whenever I look at them they're basically spinning and pulsating in and out, that was proper hard to control.
Fuck me I learnt my lesson that day, no tripping unless she's physically out the house.