Fastest way to $80k??


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[41 Points] None:

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[21 Points] EastOaklandCase_Boys:

Robbing a pharmacy. Download a police scanner app and use an earplug while doing it. Don't do a mom and pop shop because they pack and will smoke your ass. Do a chain pharmacy and bring a cheap throwaway burner. Dispose gun immediately. Use google earth for planning. Use a dope fiend rental car or park far away from cams. Do this by yourself, loose lips sinks ships. Don't do this in your "backyard." NO I HAVE NOT DONE THIS.


[9 Points] Wingman4l7:

Post a project for some overpriced tech widget on Kickstarter.


[6 Points] InspectahPorch:

A part time job at the GAP


[7 Points] BrunoTheBigBlackMan:

Jump out in front of nice cars, see if that pays off.


[5 Points] Breathing_Balls:

Bank robbery with comical masks and water pistols.


[4 Points] Magicpurpleponyrider:

Trap molly


[5 Points] None:

sell lemonade outside your home


[3 Points] Parchmentmarkets:

This advice was passed on to me by a British man:

You need money? Just find some blokes and let them fuck you up the bum.


[2 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

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[1 Points] lshic:

casino


[1 Points] y_s_l_:

Xanax because you can still triple up on kpacks if you're buying 10k at a time and it's addictive so you get repeat customers.


[1 Points] None:

mdma


[1 Points] iWant2ArrestU:

Pretend ur homeless


[1 Points] frost-bit:

Get yourself a proper job!


[-2 Points] at69:

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