Mods this doesn't count as sourcing as it is definitely a Rare Product inquiry.
I'm looking for a vendor who has the means and motive to help me finish stealing christmas once and for all. Tomorrow is christmas, it's practically here. I MUST find some way to stop christmas from coming, I hate all that holiday cheer.
I'm tired of all the who boys and girls waking early and rushing to their toys. and then, oh the noise! oh, the noise, noise, NOISE!. If there is one thing I hate its the NOISE.
I hear TopgearUK has lucy aplenty, I want to give the whos a dose, or maybe twenty. Perhaps tripwithscience can help me shroom them out, or maybe it would be better to put some of BBMC's meth up their snout. Trappys not a vendor, but he seems rather corrupt. I'm sure if anyone could stop christmas, he'd make sure it was abrupt. Maybe the mods will help me close christmas down for the day, I hope they aren't mad at me for trying to disobey. And who could forget the grandwizardslair's big chuckle, Could he maybe help me solve this, silly christmas puzzle? All the markets seem useless with their shills and poor UI, Sometimes I wish Silk road was unable to die.
Yeah thats all I got, I couldn't rhyme anymore. Merry Christmas you darknet denizens, don't let the Law Enforcement knock at your door.
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