So i heard satan runs the darknets...

Has anyone else heard the rumor that satan and his gang of merry deamons run the darknets? Apparently BBMC and TheEconomist1 is in on this too, infact i'm not half convinced that BBMC is satan himself. I enquired at my local catholic church about the possibility and they confirmed, and then got so paranoid they kicked me out and removed their letterbox.

If satan/lucifer/baphomet does run the show, im thinking they aren't half as bad as most make them out to be. I mean what has jesus done for me lately except telling me when i can and cant masturbate?. If satan makes it so i can self medicate with the 5 grams of Heroin, Meth, PCP and Cocaine i need just to get out of bed every morning i think he's pretty rad.

Six Hundred and Sixty Six Cheers for our darklord and saviour!


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[6 Points] Theeconomist1:

I'm the one who the pope has been warning you about. I go by many names.


[2 Points] None:

Man...let ME tell you.....Satan has some killer devil 666 meth!!!! Dat shit is FIRE (Pun intended) When you smoke dat devil 666 meth, you will see demons.....Dem fuckers will sit down on your bed & tell you that THEY are there to take you to hell!!!!! Not really, dem fuckers just say that to fuck with you :-) I will say this, when smoking dat devil 666 meth with Satan, you never need a lighter......Great for hot rails also....Bahahahahaha!!!! (Evil meth laugh)


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Febbraio2468:

Jesus tells you when you can or cannot masturbate? I always thought that was frowned upon so when does he say you can whip it out and spank the monkey?


[0 Points] None:

HAIL SATAN!!!1111! PRAISE THE DARK LORD!1!!11