BREAKING: /u/dnm_cunt had some account activity

He commented on a cat clip. Check his account: /u/dnm_cunt can we get an update?? What the duck happened to you. I'm so curious.

This is big folks. Tremendous in fact. Is it really him or was he killed in prison before having his Reddit account commandeered to comment on cat clips. Gods speed.

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[26 Points] samwhiskey:

It's was all a big scam and he's been here all along on his alt.


[18 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

BREAKING NEWS: u/dnm_cunt Escapes From Thai Prison Cell to Watch Cat Videos on Reddit, Gets Re-sentenced to Life Imprisonment in Maximum Security Facility for Attempt to Flee. Had Only Two Days Left on Original Stay.


[13 Points] TheDrBukkake:

Holy shit he's alive, he needs to have a DNM AMA thread about what happened etc


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[6 Points] BarryProphet:

Some Thai jailer probably stole his laptop and sold it, it ended up in a flea market where a woman bought it for her daughter who is now looking at cat subreddits.


[6 Points] brianbrewster:

DANK


[6 Points] trynakick:

Or was this an elaborate ad for the website OP put in his post? If so, I admire the dedication and I'll go to the site and click on a few ads


[5 Points] thr33to3:

In for updates! RIP F5


[4 Points] trynakick:

This is one of the most impressive pieces of performance art I have ever seen! u/dnm_cunt, please come back and do an AMA.


[3 Points] Holes_of_Glory:

Something is weird with that subreddit. He posted in /r/catsstandingup. Every post in that sub is titled "cat." and every comment just says "cat." and is posted by "cat.".

Also looking at his post history /u/dnm_cunt posted in that same subreddit a year ago.


[2 Points] infr4r3d:

What's the story behind /u/dnm_cunt?


[2 Points] None:

The legend !!!!!!!


[1 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

What a random sub to be commenting on. I almost wonder if he did it to see if people would notice. Seems weird you would log in to an account without activity for a year (that left on odd terms) just to say that.


[1 Points] Ceilingbricks:

I'm hype


[1 Points] DopeLizzard:

So they have internet in Thai prison?


[1 Points] _jizzlober_:

He bought his freedom by being a Thai Lady Boy. Can you imagine how many cocks he had to suck to accomplish that???


[1 Points] For_supreme2:

Holy shit. My man. Check in with us!


[1 Points] penismith:

he was full of shit.. SURPRISE!


[1 Points] None:

Maybe he's special now cuz of traumatic experiences in Thai jail.


[1 Points] xtwoproviders:

CAT


[1 Points] 1ugly:

Theory of mine. . . They finally broke him, Thai cop with highest bid or highest crap shot won the laptop. Thai cop loves cats so he finds cat standing up photo and leaves comment using dnm_cunt's account unknowingly. Just trying to learn new computer skills, I think.


[1 Points] DNMTiger:

I wonder if dlay? knows anything, he was originally trying to help him out and send him money and contact him through the embassy but they were not helpful at all


[1 Points] Aussiedrygfucker:

He got raped by cats?