To shorten the story, I ordered a pack from a vendor I've worked with before and it was shipped halfway across the country in the opposite direction. Now tracking hasn't updated in 20 hours. It doesn't tell me the expected delivery date. The pack is extremely sketchy, albeit very small, very light and obv domestic. What do I do? Is this a controlled delivery? Should I burn house, move to my lawyer and clean Belize?
We're talking about U.S government employees that are paid just enough grilled cheese sandwiches an hour to give half a fuck. Sometimes they fuck up, what probably happened is that your package accidently was put on the wrong truck and got sent in the wrong direction. It'll scan in at a post office on the other side of the country, some post office worker will realize they fucked up and it'll get sent back to your direction. Try to relax, eat a grilled cheese sandwich, maybe take a bath and don't worry about it.