a super roundabout way to get paypal>BTC>wherever (maybe a dnm):
Weselldoges.com. Email them to get verified. at first you can only buy 15 dollars per day, but they will raise your limit after a few purchases. take that doge, deposit it into an exchange, get your bitcoin, and you're good to go. no need for tumbling with all this bs either.
It takes a while, but it's better than waiting 5 days for circle.
Circle doesn't take 5 days even if you use your bank. Unless you are counting weekends.
Credit cards on circle are super quick