If DPR had a brain wallet...

If DPR was smart and had a brain wallet of all his coins then he could use a smuggled cell phone from jail to arrange a break out and become America's El Chapo. Hopefully the next big fish that falls learns from his mistakes.


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[13 Points] alfabi:

..Le would seize it anyhow because he would keep brainwallet password in his journal.


[5 Points] None:

He's in a maximum security prison. The only break out he's getting is from Big Bob when he's sent to the infirmary for....I don't need to say more.


[3 Points] 180K:

His mom insists there's no hidden wallet nor bitcoin.


[1 Points] wantywants:

I thought all of his coins were seized?


[1 Points] WhyDoIneedAname123:

There are a couple problems. Ross doesn't have these kind of connections, and good luck getting a cell phone to a high profile prisoner in a super max


[-1 Points] None:

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