Things are getting really bad. We need to clean house.

We should burn down belize. I think that will protect us forever. Or like a long time.


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[18 Points] dnmthroway12:

CARLS HOT JUICE BOX.

I REPEAT.

CARLS HOT JUICE BOX.

THE SPICY MUFFIN HAS MIGRATED PAST THE BAGEL. THE MINI BAKE OVEN HAS BURNED DOWN THE PLAY CASTLE.


[17 Points] yalldontknowjack:

I burnt down my house. Then realized you guys didn't mean that shit literally. Now I am fighting with the insurance company.


[8 Points] danathewhite:

You lost me at:

We should burn down belize. I think that will protect us forever. Or like a long time.


[8 Points] Heroic-Dose:

The raven caws at midnight when the old man winks


[2 Points] Hank_Vendor:

So... The chicken is not in the pot?


[2 Points] None:

send lawyers, guns and money


[2 Points] ghosthorse77:

Haha best thread ever. XD


[2 Points] FAntagonist:

I fucking love this subreddit.


[2 Points] octomarvel:

The John McAfee method again huh?


[1 Points] MDMangel:

To be or not to be? That is the question.


[1 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:

Where do you keep your shamwows?


[1 Points] Ssh_its_a_girl:

The chalice with the palace has the pellet with the poison but the vessel with with the pestle has the brew that is true.


[1 Points] Idonu:

We also need to set up a DNM army and then combine forces with ISIS cause the Mafia is all on our asses too.


[1 Points] Ssh_its_a_girl:

There's been a change, the chalice from the palace broke and has been replaced with a flagon with a dragon. So it now stands as: The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!