how is shit delivered?

So I recently made my first dnm order ever a few days ago. I got xpresspost and was gonna get it Friday, but since it was new years no delivery. I was expecting it to come Monday. I randomly decided to check the tracking, and it said "delivered to community mailbox". This was 11:48 AM this morning. I was home all day and nobody came (its a Sunday, so wtf?). Also checked my mailbox quickly and saw just a few flyers and shit. The guy I ordered from said the tabs would be between a floor plan or some shit, so I'm wondering if one of those flyers could have been that? Or is it usually a full on delivery? uh i really hope i dont get fucked over here


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[12 Points] None:

Usually they'll drive up to your front door in a clown car and tug on your dick three times. Depending on your urethra, your order will likely slide out without much jerking.

Then one of the clowns looks you in the eye and whispers,

"I'm so proud of you buddy. You didn't really need an LSD vendor. You had it in you the whole time!"


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

Shit is delivered when someone flushes the toilet.


[1 Points] TripAddict:

Usually in a envelope if you're ordering blotters.


[1 Points] Cjchcdhfydydy:

If it was delivered xpost, it's going to be one of the xpost marked envelops.

Just FYI, I've had xpost tracking say delivered when it actually wasn't. It would be delivered a day later, it turns out.


[1 Points] TheOpiateKing:

It will come tomorrow.


[1 Points] coffeencreme:

If it was tracked and sent by post, it will be in an envelope not in a flyer inside your mailbox. If it's not come today, I would imagine it will come tomorrow.


[1 Points] PhriskyDingough:

I've never had actual shit delivered, but i'd hope it would be in a pyrex container with a solid lid. I'd also hope they'd vacuum pack the pyrex container, because that shit might smell. If it was just in a ziplock bag in an envelope that shit could break and shit would get everywhere. I don't think any postal service would appreciate having a shit contamination on their hands. I'm sure it's happened. Google "how to safely ship stool samples" and you'll probably find your answer.