[REVIEW] Xanaxman 15x 3mg Press FREE SAMPLE

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_Vendor: [Xanaxman]

_Market: [Hansa]

_Product: [15x 3mg Presses]

_Shipped from: [US]

_Shipped to: [US]

_Required FE: [NOPE]

_Vacuum Sealed: [YES]

_Decoy: [NO]

Rating

_Communication: [10] / 10

_Stealth: [8] / 10

_Shipping time: [10] / 10

_Price value: [10] / 10

_Aesthetics: [7] / 10

_Weight: [10] / 10

_Quality: [10] / 10

_Transaction: [10] / 10

_Vendor: [10] / 10

_Drug: [10] / 10

TOTAL SCORE: [95] / 100

I saw a Xanaxman review on this sub and decided that I wanted to dip my toe in and see what the hubbub was all about. So I messaged the man and he told me that he had listings on Hansa. I've never really used it (and still have a few questions on it. When is a buyer supposed to deposit money into the wallet?)

SHIPPING TIME:

Shipping time was hella fast, I placed the order on a Sunday, marked shipped on Monday and got to my house yesterday. Who doesn't love a good 4 day click to door?

QUANTITY/PRICE VALUE:

Xanaxman advertised 15 bars but was gracious enough to send 25! Not a single one was broken in any way at all. Always great to see. And all I paid for was shipping! $7 for 75mg of alp is always okay in my book.

STEALTH:

As far as stealth goes, this was definitely solid for a domestic pack. I only give 10 on stealth for shit that legitimately blows my mind. There were a FUCK TON of layers and vac seal, so for a domestic pack this was more than enough. However I believe that 9 and 10s should only be reserved for amazing decoy/misdirections. I'm thinking "I could open this in a police station" level. The stealth was still good though, and even if it wasn't mindblowing, it did it's job. I will say that stealth should always be the category in which reviews are the harshest. IRL dealing is substantially more dangerous than buying shit off the deep web IF the stealth is on point. But the way the mail is set up really is the separation between us and LE.

QUALITY/DRUG:

Now I'll admit, I'm not a huge Xanax guy. I took half of one these bad boys this morning and I can definitely feel it. Is it the advertised 3mg (or for a half, 1.5mg)? I don't know. It's definitely in the ballpark, but I'm not well versed enough to be able to say whether I ate 1.5+-0.3mg. Oddly enough I didn't get much of that (absolutely disgusting) alp flavor when administered sublingually. The binder and filler flavor definitely overwhelmed the alp taste.

However there's another confounding variable in the mix. To be honest, I was smoking a little ice as well so I'm definitely not feeling barred out at all. Rather, I'm feeling a nice calm and serenity underneath my euphoric energy. But that's exactly what I was looking for anyway.

AESTHETIC:

As others have mentioned, these guys are weirdly thin. They also doesn't seem even. If you lay one down, you can see ridges where it slightly goes up and down. It's around the perferations which makes sense; however, it definitely doesn't look pharma grade.

You know what though? I don't give a shit! In my experience the sentence "Hey these are counterfeit and are a fuckton stronger than the usual ones." is usually a pro not a con! I don't move a lot of benzos though (usually give to friends for the comedown of trips and long nights with amps).

As far as their purpose goes, they seem perfect. And when I start picking up more bars, I know exactly where I'm going.

Any vendor that supports Hansa (in my mind) deserves my business, and his quick comms definitely added a great feel of customer service to the mix.

Once I get multisig 2 for 3 down (and like I said if I anybody could leave any tutorials that aren't just the ones on Hansa I would greatly appreciate it! Or if you would like we could PGP.)

PIC:

http://anony.ws/image/JvEl

As I mentioned in my last review, if there's constructive criticism for this review, and any other details that you'd like to know, please comment and I'll try to elaborate!


Comments


[1 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

People make fun of bartards but shit look at this wall of text that's giving me cancer. I'm barred out so I'll help you out to show the meth heads that not all benzo users (please quit using the term bartard) are mentally challenged

Hansa is my favorite market even though I only ordered one time (xanaxman's sample pack)

The directions are very clear, you place your order, then you'll be given a btc address to send your btc from, you send the btc from your personal wallet. Hansa is 2 of 2 multisig, you don't have to do anything other than deposit into the wallet they provide you.

Then the vendor has 2 days to accept your order, then they will mark it shipped. Read this page http://hansamkt3iph6sbb.onion/support/ordering/

Also your formatting sucks, idk if it's the meth or what..but take a look at https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2uyrs7/psaarticle_useful_templates_for_reviewing_dnm/ for vendor review templates. Then you can leave comments at the end of the review

but trust me xanaxman's bars work..