Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[16 Points] durgsrbad:

Who'd be interested in a crowd funded project to have some individual(s) hack postal service computers to scrub flagged addresses?

Was a question posed to me today. Whilst not particularly elegant, it did warrant some further thought...


[12 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

When do I get my share of the money the mod team collects from the sponsored vendors? I mean I can't just shill all day for table scraps, I got kittens to feed.


[8 Points] MrDrugz:

When is that hoe HOS gonna be back?


[3 Points] mjilk:

Has anyone dealt with Praetorian on Agora recently? He has a good history but it looks like he took a break for a couple months and now he's back. I'm wondering if it'd be considered safe to buy from him or if his reemergence is a red flag for something (exit scam, account sold/hacked, LE).


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[2 Points] TheManAtTheCrossroad:

I think I have messed up bad see last night I found out how to use Open pgp on TAILS. I used it to get a Grams account I sent my bitcoins got it all set up and then logged off. As It was 3 In the morn I needed to go to sleep and knowing that tails wipes its self when it is turned off I clicked on my PGP name and went up to file-Export and put it on a data pen. Now when I went back on to my OpenPgp and click inport and inport the file. I get a pop up saying "The information in this key has not yet been verified" Then If i click inport it inports as not mine.


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[2 Points] penquinkid:

Is "seattlesbest" on agora still good? All there reviews seem to be at least 3 months old


[1 Points] WezzyP:

my friend is having his 21st birthday next month, I wanna get him some fire coke. Like, pure fishscale. the wow factor is the most important part, so I really want the visual aspect of the fish scale. I'm in canada. does anyone know a vendor that has such quality stuff and is consistent? Money is not an object


[1 Points] Symphony852147:

When ordering 1 carded product to your adress on a fake name, signing with a fake signature, there will be nothing that LE can do, IF they start an investigation??? (and yes, the product you carded is gone. + you don't have any other evidence of carding such as card details on your laptop etc.)


[1 Points] TheManAtTheCrossroad:

Oh Also Agora Vs Evolution ? The Pro's and Con's Off Both ?


[1 Points] noob_plz_show_mercy:

I want to make an order from C9 and at one stage there is a button indicating "Pay Now...". Does that mean i FE or that my coins are moved to escrow?


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[1 Points] drugsolicitation:

Does anyone know when Spaceboy or NewTime are coming back?


[1 Points] None:

Who to order decent MDMA from?

Bungee is no shows, Interways is ???, and I'd really prefer escrow. I'd pay a little more for it.

Stealthbomber has multiple 'haven't received yet' posts, including one from my favorite mod.

On a side note, Mollymuffins shorted me 3.5 -> 1g. wtf.


[1 Points] drugpigthrowaway:

Tails- how does this sound? Use Tails, enable persistence make another volume on the Tails USB Encrypt it using LUKS keep a copy of private pgp key on this partition make a backup occasionally

am I missing anything?


[0 Points] itzkittenz:

Newfag here. Am I secure and anonymous using a tor app and a vpn on my cellular phone?


[-2 Points] None:

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