Nosey Tellers!!

Thought I'd ask here as most coin we purchase is used for not the right reasons. Besides the point, due to the fact that one of the most easiest ways to get coin has moved on to better things (lol), most of us folks have just started to use LBC or Paxful to do cash deposits at major banks to get coin. (the LibertyX locations near me, without driving an hour away, unfortunatly we could not get it working)

So for those that have been doing cash deposits through LBC/Paxful for a while, I'd just like to ask what some good reason to tell the teller when they want to be nosey on why you are making a deposit into an account? I had a teller say in a recent experience, "Oh its one of these awkard accounts, sir why are depositing in this account?" "Do you know the person?" "Fraud is high this time of year."

TL;DR: Good excuses to tell a nosey teller when doing cash deposits through LBC/Paxful

...oh yea do you guys always tumble the coins when purchasing from LBC/Paxful?


Comments


[40 Points] None:

My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin' what the fuck it is bitch, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin' ass bitch! -k hart


[16 Points] None:

Just say "website design consultation"


[14 Points] bigbawlzxm:

Just start talking about how awesome bitcoin is, the possibilities it holds for the future, and what you expect the coming global economy to look like with Bitcoin as the main currency. About midway through that she'll regret having said anything at all to you and will hurriedly finish your transaction to avoid hearing anymore about this "nerd money".


[11 Points] ark1406:

Tell the teller to mind their own fucking business


[8 Points] yungtrapclap:

First time I went into my local smoke shop that has a bitcoin ATM, a guy at the counter turned around and asked me "isn't that used for buying drugs on the internet?". That was a fun conversation


[5 Points] flesy:

"yea i owe him money" "it's really cold outside can you believe it oh man"


[4 Points] None:

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[3 Points] Stop-Staring-Stupid:

Turn it around on her and say something to the effect of "what business of it to u why I'm putting money in someone's account, did it ever cross ur mind that I may owe them some money for work they've done for me, but seriously what does it matter?!". Idk maybe it's just me but I don't put up with that kind of nosey bitch BS. She doesn't have to know shit she is just being a cunt and I for one being the 'non-cunt' type of person, tend to tell people like that to mind their own business. Nothing is illegal about depositing money like that.


[3 Points] Dr_KingShultz:

One time one mother fucker asked me if I was buying BTC like in the movie DOPE. Was some younger kid and I just told him that I invest it and when it's worth more I sell it.

Some fuckers really need to mind their own damn business.


[3 Points] Theeconomist1:

Best thing to do is first ask the seller what to do if his bank gives a problem or excuse. Banks sometimes make up shit on the fly to avoid conducting a transaction they deem suspicious. For instance one. And told me they don't allow cash deposits to bank accounts in a different state. So next vendor I asked and he told me to tell them that with business accounts, the banks policy allows cash deposits from another state.

You only need to give a reason to circumvent a supposed policy or use as a rebuttal. I never tell anyone what deal I'm doing if they aren't part of the deal. It's not their business. All you need to make sure is be able to rebut any policy they claim. So ask the seller ahead of time.

Some banks have gotten shitty. Chase and BoA seem the worst to me. Wells Fargo has been good. But I avoid chase and boa bc they make up policies on the fly. They simply don't like cash deposits if you aren't on the account. Some banks donhave this policy officially.


[2 Points] -thuggy:

when i go in there and they wanna chit chat i just act like im not having any of it. im not rude but i let it be known im not gonna have a conversation.

wells fargo tellers talk so damn much, i just keep a real serious face and act busy on my phone.


[2 Points] ScoopDat:

If she looks good you tell her you can fill her in on a date over dinner. Easiest way to get people to not ask you anything after that.


[1 Points] yungtrapclap:

I just told the dude I was using it to buy shit on amazon/Starbucks. I'm in there all the time buying coins so I'm pretty sure the owners of the shop know what I'm doing but they don't say anything


[1 Points] None:

I just say it's a donation for charity. That usually shuts them up.


[1 Points] None:

Sex toys


[1 Points] None:

magick cards. art. business consulting.


[1 Points] NunaBizness:

There's no such thing as fradulently adding money to an account.


[1 Points] CalebEast:

bills


[1 Points] bilal-alaswad:

I always just tell them I'm paying off an invoice. If they ask more questions, which only happened a few times in the past, I tell them I buy computers and refurbish them.