First time user looking to do UNBIASED vendor reviews.

Hey everyone! First time reddit user here! I'm looking to do any vendor reviews on any products! I am not simply one of these people looking for a free handout. My only goal is to provide a service to users. I will provide a 100% unbiased review of any/all products. They qill be thorough amd in depth. This is to not only help keep people honest, but also to keep everyone safe. I'm new to this, and thus I'm trying to "up" my level of respect from the community. I will be the first to admit that I am a noob, but sometimes we can provide the best evaluations. I have no goal other than to provide the best reviews of products in an in depth manner. Anyone looking for an unbiased real review of their product please contact me. This will beneficial to both us. It helps get your ne and product out there, while helping me gain respect in the community. I know I have a long way to go to reach the levels of many of the users here, but hey, everyone had to start somewhere right? Please keep words positive, and if I am doing something wrong or posting in the incorrect area please let me know. Any kind words or advice are greatly appreciated and will be taken to heart. It is my goal to provide the best vendor reviews available anywhere. Just need some help to keep the ball rolling so to speak. Please help me and let me help you! Thanks so much for time guys, it really is greatly appreciated.


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[15 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

i wouldn't trust a review by somebody who asks for free drugs for an "unbiased" review. vendors knowing that what they send will be reviewed may send something else than they would otherwise. your post also sound like you are just looking for a way to get high for free.

Go buy your own drugs and review them if you want to be credible. samples sent specifically for a review cannot be assumed to be the same product you get with a purchase.


[4 Points] dilirio25:

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What is this?


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[1 Points] Poiroi:

I'll send you a sample of coke and #4 for review...... What would be your ROA please?


[1 Points] bibsdogsknob:

Lol how can a noob provide the best breakdown and review of all aspects of the deal?

If your not looking for free handouts, than what is this point of this post?

"I dont want handouts, i just want to provide a service where people send me drugs and instead of paying with money, I will spend 5 minutes and write a pointless review. I am a total noob and know nothing about how any of these markeys operate or what to look for when rating a vendors OPSEC/stealth...by the way....what is opsec? So if you want to spend thousands on a product, why not get a useless noob to give a few pointers to assure you that you get what you pay for....k peace out bye


[1 Points] Lucyintehsky:

Another one of these wtbfreedrugs type of people, refreshing.


[1 Points] None:

Proper reviews isnt for newbs especially on reddit where we use templates for the reviews. Also this does sound like you are trying to get free product in exchange of a positive review.


[1 Points] DabsterDoodUSA:

Ok guys I get sorry geez. Won't happen again. I'll just keep to myself. Wish you all the best of luck.


[1 Points] OneMansPushBack:

Ill give you some advice as a previous "noob reviewer". The best way to start out is to make some orders yourself and then review them honestly.

There isnt too much thanks for the job, you'll probably be called an idiot shill a few times and its kinda true. I can't tell you the amount of times (opsec reasons obviously) I've given a vendor a glowing review and log on the next day to see a nuclear meltdown on front page.

Don't be arrogant, be honest, and welcome to the community.


[-1 Points] DabsterDoodUSA:

You all must really have nothing better to do. Yes I'm new. How about instead of trolling me you just say this isn't the place. People act so high and mighty behind a keyboard. Your true character shows, and of that's how the majority of people are here then I want no part in it. It IS possible to be a decent human and help others. You don't have to always act so macho. We get it. You're the biggest and baddest person on reddit and can never do anything wrong. Sorry for newbie mistake. Won't happen again.


[-2 Points] DabsterDoodUSA:

Damn my apologies. Every single one of you was new at some point. I stead of criticizing and trolling me how about some real advice or pointing me the right direction. I apologize if I did something again sy the rules I'm trying to learn. I'l have made purchases, 2 today, and yes they are my first. I'm trying to learn the ropes and you all have nothing better to do than troll on people who are genuinely interested in learning. My "donkey brains" and I apologize.