Just almost screwed myself on what I thought was a controlled delivery.

Here is the story. I'll start the story with the ending. ALL IS WELL! But I'm still shaking. First, this is a throwaway and I won't be responding to comments (sorry!)

Last week I ordered far more than my usual knick-knack assortment and truthfully, from a new vendor. Bitcoin was up, I figured why not, right?

So today, someone rings by bell 3 hours before the normal mail arrives. Here are the facts:

But seriously, I was freaking the fuck out. I want my Molly bruh D:

Thanks Reddit! You've made my Opsec secure :P


Comments


[12 Points] CocaineNose:

(Plausible deniability if I'm being recorded)

You should just quit DNMs all together.


[7 Points] druggieslut:

Congrats on showing the mailman how fucking shady you are. Normal people don't act like that.


[0 Points] lordredvampire:

You people don't get it do you?! YOU DON'T SIGN PACKAGES (except international orders like EMS) domestically especially for first class and priority mail packages.

"Do not sign for anything. Find a different vendor. When you sign you can instantly go to jail if customs came in contact with it"

That guy is absolutely correct. If a USPIP conduct a Controlled Delivery and you sign the package: all of the plausible deniability is thrown out of the window instantly. It's an admission of guilt and LE knows it! Secondly, use your real name and address - it enhances your plausible deniability. LEO cannot arrest you if you don't sign the package that's supposedly not yours - they cannot prove it unless if you sign for it.

OP - if you ordered internationally then yes, you will have to sign for it. However, it's very risky. This is why I don't do international orders.


[-2 Points] MDMangel:

Fuckin STORY TIME!!!!!!!!


[-2 Points] lordredvampire:

Why did you sign the package in the first place? If I saw a cop parking elsewhere, I would have refuse the package if it requires my signature. From my understanding, international order DO require a signature (EMS, especially in India). I would have signed it if the cop car wasn't parking in the obvious spot.