Warning!!

Brothers am just hear you warn you of the new method of controlled delivery. The police are now using mail men carrying Amazon boxes and will knock or ring you bell and wait for u to open the door. If u do not open they will go away. Please be careful people they will put us in cages


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[74 Points] None:

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy


[30 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

You keep doing you man.


[24 Points] 92_Door_Knockers:

You were doing so good. You said you even got sleep.

Make sure you cross post to the opiates sub, your crazy shit was pretty popular there.


[8 Points] bebopx2:

I know! Bezos working for the MAN! Thanks for getting the WORD out brother-man.


[4 Points] LadyFreedom:

Wait a min- didn't Amazon upgrade their deadly army of killer mailmen to... an entire fleet of killer drones?!

When the killer drones attack, you hear a soundbite of a dead meme, "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZZZZER!"

And... nobody heeded Elon Musk's warning about giving Artificial Intelligence the power to kill

Meth and dildos, what a cute usernameđź’—


[4 Points] TrippingFish:

Don't worry their just shadow people


[3 Points] mrfloridamolly99:

If you are smart you use a drop for packages. If someone comes to my door with packages I tell them I have a UPS box, mail must be for a neighbor sorry.

Pro-tip: Never let a stranger inside either.


[4 Points] gregsterb:

This guy was taking this exact same shit in /r/opiates yesterday. About them building cages for everyone and shit. He is either in another meth induced phycosis or he's just looking for attention.


[3 Points] JeffSessions_DNM:

They don't call us Jeff "Amazon" Sessions for nothing.

AMIRITE??? u/JeffSessions_Vendor


[2 Points] petedacook:

Holy shit! And here I thought these people were mailmen delivering my Amazon orders.

Fuck! What makes it worse is that I haven't even ordered anything from DNM.

Law enforcement is really stooping to new lows now a days to catch would be DNM customers. ASSHOLES!


[1 Points] _Roach_King_:

if this isnt a joke then i'm retarded and scared


[1 Points] DNrick_sanchez:

well wtf are they supposed to have in boxes? and how can that constitue warrant or probable cause?


[1 Points] DickCheeseKillah:

What ever will we do ?!?!?!


[1 Points] Excill-:

Username checks out.


[2 Points] TrippingFish:

You have been diagnosed with: meth induced psychosis, take a fucking xanax man


[1 Points] Spicy_Tripp:

Seriously? Or is this a joke? I know my mail man, he's mad chill though.. Smokes a joint on the side street before he drops my mail haaa.


[1 Points] PM_ME_KETAMINE:

The Amazon echo is listening


[0 Points] Kilo_Of_Kittymine:

about time they caged you monkeys like the animals you are!


[0 Points] _Roach_King_:

i thougt it was pretty obvious that hes lying


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