Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


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[5 Points] TheCreatorDNM:

Guess who's backkkkkkkkkkkk!! u/RIP_Meth_9000 makes a comeback and it looks like he's all okay! Had ya's worreied didn't I ;) It was about time this alt made a comeback, he adds that pazazz! You know? You don't? Well go fuck yourself. He's right back into it so expects lots more to come from that wily bastard!

Looks like u/AlpraKing finally dropped that bomb I mentioned before! The Xanax game is in crumbles and it's up to me to sleuth it out and bring it back to its golden state! These high profile alts sure are hard to manage but boy, are they ever rewarding!That's why I decided to bestow that knowledge about following your dreams to you my children! I am a very giving creator and I only want whats best.

I created u/bmoreproduct1 to keep you all entertained with my riveting tale of two brothers on quest for dem dark dollars! We seem awfully popular so I'm postive we'll be seeing much more to come :) Who knows maybe I'll start tying you guys into the stories ;)

AlphaBay has finally made it back on the superlist with some major warnings. I'm sure we'll survive just as we did with that recent DDOS attack. But with one controversy ending another must begin and u/trappy_ab tells me the next controversy is right around the corner and is already in the works ;)

Will u/alpha02 come down off his high throne to settle the chaos surrounding AlphaBay? or will u/trappy_ab continue to take the full brunt of it? Is u/RIP_ Meth_9000 here to stay or does he have a much grander scheme at play? WIll u/AlpraKing follow down the rabbit hole and save the bartards? When will u/TheEconomist1 let go of the reins and turn this sub over to me finally?? Is u/ForLol_Serious trying to cash in on my karma cow? Find out the answers to these questions and more on r/darknetmarkets. The best place on the internet!


[2 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

I smoke shards with the DEVIL.......Bahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!


[2 Points] ForLol_Serious:

looks like /u/TheCreatorDNM brought back /u/RIP_Meth_9000 , but for what purpose?


[1 Points] wSfuckinwronghere:

Gotta rude awakening. I read some articles that set me off down a road of a bad paranoia trip. Been fucking up, and the content kept getting more relevant..... and I was so schitzed out that they all read as satirical allusions to my mistakes and flaws. Hey, I needed to hear it from somewhere, if not a hallucination of persecution. Humble times