Interest Check: Human Remains

A bizarre set of circumstances has left me with a surplus of crudely amputated body parts and I wanted to see if there were any crafty consumers out there. Arms! Legs! Kidneys! Femurs! These are the real deal, people. If you FE early, I will even include a complimentary bonesaw. PM me on Agora or Blue Sky if you are interested in buying cadavers in bulk and we can work something out. Don't wait until the skin sloughs off!


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[26 Points] None:

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[22 Points] LightSkinnedNerd:

I'd like to send an asshole to my boss, do you gift wrap?


[15 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

Fun Fact: This is how H. H. Holmes (America's "first" serial killer) got away with it for so long. He lured people into his hotel, that was rigged to be a death trap, and then he would sell body parts and skeletons to nearby universities. :)


[8 Points] bernardo44:

Can you create a custom listing for three eyeballs and a spleen?

Do you combine shipping?


[7 Points] blueskykin:

BlueSky will definitely not let you sell human body parts. They won't even allow weapons.


[5 Points] None:

BAHAHAHAH


[6 Points] blueskykin:

WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN TO AMPUTATE A KIDNEY


[5 Points] aalewis____:

you have any penises?


[1 Points] HollywoodHeels:

[ Vendor Review ] Pale-Fire scammed me. I didn't FE early, should I dispute?

I ordered 2 shoulders and a scalp. Didn't get one of the shoulders, on top of that shitty stealth, I mean there was literally a toe hangin out the bottom of the box that I DID NOT order. No mmb, and his vacuum seal leaked. Took 11 days was promised 4, and he tried to get me to FE for an extra ear. AVOID this SCAMMER!!!


[3 Points] sheapmarket:

You're heading off the competition here, skinning them alive, punters are going to think you're pulling their leg. You've put your neck on the block and will really need to keep an eye out to shoulder your new found responsibility. I suggest arming yourself with something that can damage more than a kid knee. Hopefully you'll liver long enough that way. Keep something handy in your war chest at least, regardless of how many bones it costs. If you get busted, don't toe the line and especially don't vent your spleen. Keep your head on your shoulders and your feet on the ground. If you need familial support, call your ankle and thigh to stay calm. Don't tell the Feds anything, either intestinally or unintestinally, otherwise they'll throw your ass out back into jail. Keep all chit-chat high brow and don't let the questions get you saw. Scalpel out an alibi and remember rule 4: head all questions off, away from the body of truth and rule 5: face all questions off from the head of the department. Just keep your hair on, stay on the ball, and you'll have the Feds knockered into a cocked hat. Remember any names of people that have fingered you so that you can get revenge later. You'll be able to dismember and bury those bastards without having to get disinter-ested to make a profit. I give up.....


[2 Points] None:

If you are in the market for souls I have a fresh one I can part with. It's aged 26 years and has seen some shit but it's still a good soul at heart


[1 Points] Pimpsauce100:

Lol rip off!!! You just read that post of some dude lookin for body parts


[1 Points] None:

Real or fake, that's funny and awesome that you posted that.


[1 Points] angrygayvirgin:

Proof pls.


[0 Points] None:

cadavers in bulk

lol wtf. Send dead remains in bulk. The only way I can imagine that the way DNM works is human ashes.

Either way , you guys are weirdos


[0 Points] None:

Are you serious I can't tell and I can send you a lot of clients if this is legit. I feel like I am being trolled though so just please let me know if you are serious so we can both make a decent amount of money. If not able to come through don't respond.