WOW! I tried Humboldt Edibles and it REALLY FUCKED ME UP! I should have started small but I didn't. I took half of the full amount and within in like.. 1 hour, I WAS SO FUCKED UP!
1) I couldn't barely move! I was literally on the floor with my red eyes bulging up.
2) I was super nauseated! I threw up here and there, but not as often.
3) I have to admit tho, it was scary, but at the same time it was a blissful high! Very relaxing, everything was in slow-mo. I couldn't even recognize myself for the time being.
4) It tastes AMAZING! MARSHMALLOWS AND CANNABIS FLAVOR REALLY EXCITES MY TASTE BUDS! Very tasty! INDEED! Now I understand why I ate half of it - TOO MUCH!
5) A friend of mine called in the ambulance because I was badly dehydrated! I had to be manually lifted. I was fine after I left the hospital; they confiscated my edibles, but the rest of my drug stash.. they LEFT IT ALONE RELIGIOUSLY!!! I know, mind-boggling isn't? For OPSEC reason, I threw them away in the trash (elsewhere) in case of possible pending raid (hasn't happened so far). I regret throwing it away but it left me with no choice.
6) All in honestly, actually, I took it right before I go to bed and woke up "shit, what the fuck happened and why it's taking longer than 7-10 hours as advertised?!" I was SO DIZZY AND SUPER NAUSEATED! It was a great experience nonetheless. I tried to walk but couldn't keep a straight line. The rest of the senses peaked way better than smoked/vaped traditional method.
7) Now I know how much I will need to take.
Wow. Just fucking wow! I will def. order again from Humboldt. You guys should order his edibles from the DNM.
So you whiteyd, threw your stash, rang an ambulance and are expecting a police raid over half a chocolate bar? ...