Im not even joking when i say there is dog food in the package. My girlfriend left a bag of dog food last time we visited, and my grandmother insisted on shipping it to me - along with a bunch of my grandfather's flannels and a birthday card..
Now reading all the stupid shit i see pop up around this sub has me paranoid that granny's package is being investigated - especially since i requested that free netflix account from one of the agents posting here a few days ago...
God forbid i have grandma text me the tracking number, i could only imagine receiving an auto-corrected string of giberish - id rather speculate with a bunch of noids and hypothesize the exact location of missing package 370
...seriously just want that birthday card so i can pay this months utility bill
Edit: Package arived at exactly 5:15, everything was delivered. Grandma even threw in a few extra cups of dog food and more flanels than i expected. Seriously, Gramgram hooked it up. I even got an applebees and AMC giftcard, like a dinner movie combo -- except i have to drive +35 miles in three different directions to get to an applebees. thoughtful gift tho...
But what i did find intriguing -- is that exactly an hour after arrival, a random person knocked on my door under the alias of a former resident of my residency. My initial reaction was CIA, because i did apply to become an agent a few weeks ago [shhh dont tell anybody], and he said that he had a package coming for him, with his name on it - which is a perfect cover for an agent intercepting a package conveniently drop shipped to an ex-resident.
I have no clue what I just read.