Day 1: "Order is placed and has been shipped." (feeling pretty good)
Day 2: "Patiently awaiting my goodies." (feeling excited)
Day 3: "Well mailbox is empty.Surely tomorrow." (feeling a little let down)
Day 4: "This is strange, never takes this long. Was that the same mailman?" (feeling discouraged)
Day 5: "Empty again WTF!? Is that dude on the sidewalk taking my picture?" (nervous)
Day 6: "What is going on? Why are all these cars driving so slow in front of my house? Was that another unmarked police car?" (Freaking Out)
Day 7: "I'm 100% sure that's an undercover SUV parked across the street!" (FULL BLOWN PANIC MODE)
Day 8: "I have buried everything illegal in the neighbors yard. I have purchased a plane ticket to South America. I have a can of gas and matches ready..." (I have accepted my fate)
Day 9: MESSAGE FROM VENDOR--"We never sent your order. Can you please resend your address? Sorry for the mix-up and come back and see us." ( :( )
You're totally a cop, there's a cop van right there, and there, see that brown van? Totally cops. You're a cop.
Aw man, I was just trying go get high. You know, cops have to tell you they're cops if you ask, its in the constitution.
Are you a cop?
No.
drug sale
YOURE UNDER ARREST!!!!!