My trippy ass birthday

So I wanted to share with y'all my quite wonderously psychedelic birthday adventures. So it first started with a ten strip of Top Gear's notoriously weak smiley face tabs, which I've guesstimated to be a dose of <600 ug. Then probably less than an hour later I gobble up nearly two grams of Evangitis' Amazonian Cubensis and boy oh boy, it was something else after that. My buddy then took me on a long drive through the country back roads around 2-3 am, hitting his dugout every couple minutes or so. We listened to a bunch of Tool and I swear to god my close eye visuals looked like some Alex Grey type artwork (but 3-D rendered lol). When we got back to my place, we decided it would be a great time to pop a roll, so I gave my friend a Green Yoshi and I took a quarter of a Yellow Hello Kitty. (Teee hee the rollin part of the night had me geekin with my nigga). And if you didn't think that was enough, I took about 6-8 mg of 5-Meo-MiPT (Moxy) about 20 minutes after that. Now, the color shifting and pattern movements during this part of the trip were INCREDIBLE but the body load from all these drugs combined had my body in knots. So I thus proceeded to pop half a xanax bar and smoked a bunch of weed with my bro while I came down from all these substanses. Today I'm running on less than an hour of sleep but honestly I feel fucking great and I'm just happy to be alive another year. Cheers to you all, I fucking love you <3


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[3 Points] MDMangel:

Did you bring us anything back from the trip, not some shitty shot glass either. I'm talkin some interdimesional, beyond the grave type knowlege you could spit at us. And yeah, you sound like a one man party. Happy Birthday!!!!!


[2 Points] finallyadecentpic:

those amazonians are the truth for real


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] noonehear:

Hooray somebody that trips the way I do! Glad you had a good time.


[1 Points] ChasingTracers:

you sound like my kinda bro happy birthday nigga stay safe!


[1 Points] I_Am_Balthazar:

... Happy Birthday!