[Vendor Review] SalsifyOrganics Feb. 21,2018 Cocaine

Vendor: SalsifyOrganics Feb. 21,2018

Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA

Substance: Cocaine

Suspicious Effects: Base yield using baking soda method was 100%

Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No): No

Suspected Adulterant:

Home Testing Done? Testkitsplus 5 star color indicates >90% cocaine and testkitsplus active cut color indicated ephedrine

Price: 1 gram for $64

Advertised purity: Flaky Fishscale Bolivian Cocaine FE discount

Picture:
Samples of CS, PD, SO after acetone washing before tap plating https://www.photoland.io/i/PsCoQ Results for CS, PD, SO after tap plating, showing pure crystals and cut powder for each https://www.photoland.io/i/Ps2Ls

SalsifyOrganics cut powder and crystals side by side https://www.photoland.io/i/Pdlxb
Close up of SalsifyOrganics crystals https://www.photoland.io/i/PspwO

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Comment: 2 day Priority shipping! Gorgeous looking Bolivian cocaine. With a smell that says "this is how cocaine should smell." It has the alluring bouquet of cocaine alkaloids that is pleasing to inhale. The cocaine is loaded with sparkling diamonds. It feels dry yet oily when rubbed between finger tips. It flakes easily. Upon insufflation the cocaine is drawn into the sinuses, no burning occurs. No Colombian punch in face with this Bolivian. It has a slow build before you can begin to feel its effect. Describing this 90% cocaine as having a very mellow high is a misrepresentation and too polite of a description. This cocaine's high is incredibly fucking weak for having a 5 star test result and its totally unacceptable. Time for Sherlock Cocaine to investigate the mystery behind this Cocaine Imposter.

Having both human detected and chemistry verified the weird results with this batch, an acetone wash was selected to be the first step in solving this crime of deception. The details and comparisons to other vendor's cocaines you can read in this sub in "A Tale of Three Acetone Washes: Chemicals_Spain, PeterDrinklage, SalsifyOrganics."

The acetone wash is well known NOT to remove levamisole and ephedrine. levamisole requires a Hexane wash and simple water will wash away ephedrine. If your cocaine is not in base form a water wash will wash away your cocaine too! So, a neat trick to avoid having to do hexane and water washes, ether, chloroform, and ammonia extractions and subsequent crystallization, is to tap plate the acetone washed cocaine. Tap plating causes the cocaine hydrochloride crystals to jump out of the powder containing the cutting agents and march down the plate to you. Where it knows your nose is waiting impatiently for these sparkling beautiful pure cocaine hydrochloride crystals of euphoria. But weight! Weigh first, snort second!

The purity results for SalsifyOrganics: Testkitplus reagents > 90% cocaine Sherlock's acetone wash and tap plating: 27% cocaine

And now for something completely different The discrepancy of magnitude between results for SalsifyOrganics is not understandable. So, I did something completely different than i have ever done before. I tested the purity of the cut powder remaining from SalsifyOrganics after tap plating it with the testkitsplus and the result totally confused me. SalsifyOrganic's cut powder had a 5 star cocaine color indicating 90% purity! WTF? But, there were no crystals in the cut powder. It was flour-like powder and felt lifeless.

I no longer use my body to test left over unknown cutting powders, first precipitates from A/B ammonia extractions, white substances left on cooking spoons or anything that results in the cut being concentrated. i have gotten very ill in the past from tasting or snorting or smoking this nasty shit. So, no i did not snort, taste, smoke, boof or inject it which is why I am alive to write this.

A cutting agent must be mimicking as cocaine causing the test to produce erroneous high cocaine content results for SalsifyOrganics. I emailed the Canadian manufacturer of the test kits for their knowledge as to what compounds would cause their test kit to produce false positive readings. Cocaine imposters are hidden everywhere, bastards. And it's our moral responsibility to call them out and make them known to the public.

I don't believe the vendors are the ones responsible, it is coming from one level or more above them. I am looking forward to reading the comments by readers about possible cutting agents that could fake the testkit reagent test into identifying them as cocaine rather than active cuts. I hope that some of the comments can assist in educating myself further about analyzing cocaine and its parasitic cuts.

Photos: Samples of CS, PD, SO after acetone washing before tap plating https://www.photoland.io/i/PsCoQ SalsifyOrganics cut powder and pure crystals side by side https://www.photoland.io/i/Pdlxb Close up of SalsifyOrganics cocaine hcl crystals https://www.photoland.io/i/PspwO

Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, how you do it, whether you do it with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality of the brick, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars, cats and dogs sleeping together, and if this isn't enough there is the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..

Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."


Comments


[1 Points] cashpool00:

Yikes. I used to buy from this guy but I got a gram that felt psychoactive in a way not entirely dissimilar from cocaine, but definitely not cocaine. I have no proof but I suspect there may be an active cut of some sort of RC and your scientific fuckery would seem to indicate similar. cocaine byproducts also seem like a possible answer, do you think norcocaine and the other byproduct alkalods from coca production would cause something like this?


[1 Points] burden_of_boof:

Excellent review/information. I often forget how many variables will affect one's reaction to cocaine. Last time I did it I was in a horrible mood. Just aweful. I had snorted some. But then I boofed. It was much better.

But anyway thats beside the point. I saw on some market a listing for that synth cocaine. I forget the chemical name. Is that possible for making false positives? Are there any synthetic compounds in it that mimic alkaloids? I know there are synthetic opiate alkaloids, just wondering if same with the nose boogy.


[1 Points] alfabi:

Tap plating causes the cocaine hydrochloride crystals to jump out of the powder containing the cutting agents and march down the plate to you.

Lol.
cocaine hydrochloride - according to op: crystal with special unique crystaline physical property. Op is fucused on term crystal like this is some special property what serve to estimate purity even to "jump out" from the other substance (impurities)!? Other in/organic coumponds as hydrochloride salts could look and behave the same as cocaine hydrochloride. Any crystaline substance can vary on size and shape of particles and can grow (solidify) differently what depend on many factors and it can look as fine powder. Beside, cocaine is hygroscopic such as many other possible impurities. For the start, you could try to observe mixture of in/organic substances under the microscope. That would be just an starting point for understanding of the problem with this "tap plate purity test". Then leave the mixture for a few days and look under microscope again.
Also, what the point of this " tap plate test"? Acetone wont remove many substances what are also unsoluble or just a sparingly soluble in the acetone. Also, cocaine hydrochloride is fully unsoluble in the dry acetone and it wont change size/shape/form of particles.That would be possible in re-crystalisation where solvent can sparingly dissolve cocaine and then when resolidify cocaine particles (and other present impurity) can grow larger or smaller - depend on factors (heat,time solvent, volume, etc) - in that case I would understand it a bit more although even with recrystalisation this "tap plate" won't work.
In short: in order this tap plate to work where you can differentiate cocaine particles from other impurity particles you need to "grow" them larger or smaller so they can separate. Acetone wash won't do that. Even my proposed crystalisation won't work as you dont know what other impurities are present and impurity will also gone trough crystalisation like cocaine.
Any method and results need confirmation and proof that method works and explanation of basic principe. OP did not provide such a confirmation and proof and its pointless and baseless. TBH, waste of time, no offense to anybody.

Guys, stop trying to detirmine purity % by how it looks or behave or some other stupid methods (resolidify temp)! Instead, try simple melting point test what would give you scientific conclusive result and can even give estimation by how much pure!

Base yield using baking soda method was 100%.

Not sure what this quote mean and what op try to say. When you convert cocaine hydrochloride to the base (by alkali), conversion is 100% whatever cocaine is pure or impure, unless alkali amount is less then equimolar amount of the cocaine. Something else is an yield of separated/isolated cocaine base from other impurities, especialy hard is to separate/remove other impurities what are also in the base form i.e. mixed with cocaine base.
Actually, 100% yield would mean if you have 339.81g cocaine hydrochloride and convert it to the base you would get 303.35g of pure cocaine base. If you get more weight (grams) then 303.35g that mean cocaine base is not pure have some impurity or if its less weight then you did not have starting 339.81 cocaine hydrochloride to begin with or you did not separated/isolated fully cocaine base (of course conversion require at least equimolar amount of alkali, but 20% excess is preferable).

Reminder to the op: cocaine base to hydrochloride conversion is not crystalisation like you always call it! Crystalisation is another process.

You can clean cocaine with acetone solvent wash or make Acid-Base extration: convert cocaine.hcl to base with alkali (not higher then pH11), water wash of organic nonpolar solvent where cocaine base is dissolved, filter of organic solvent with activated carbon and convert cocaine base back with hcl acid to the cocaine hydrochloride. Optional recrystalisation, viola.

OP is passionate in cocaine reviews, no doubt, he buys a lot of cocaine for reviews (if real). I would not call him expert, though, none said qualify or merit him to be called that. In chemistry his is lacking and confused. Reviews are just one guy opinion like any other review. I can only share some of suggestions in regard of testing - scientific confirmed. Melting point meassure and to learn about TLC plates (thin layer chromatography) and test what every chemistry lab uses especialy to ensure reaction completition while still reacting/refluxing.


[1 Points] Throwawayfordaaaaays:

Thanks for all the time you put into all these. I order from different vendors every time and am usually disappointed. I just finished some of this guy's stuff last night and felt the same way. The buzz is so underwhelming, almost non existent I'm not surprised to see it such a low percentage. I don't know anything about cuts but this guy's stuff was straight shit.


[0 Points] HerbalPotion:

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!