QualityUK Methylone (listed as Ketamine) Review

So I am a boutique NA K dealer and am always on the lookout for plugs. You'd think I could make this shit up.

Caught this bitch sending me bulk (tiny bulk, but bulk) methylone instead of K, like I was his bitch. I bought it off dream on one of my toss off accounts, but the bitch coulda added up to 5 if he looked.

So I am looking at my loss and figured "Fuck it!" And laid myself out a little line. Normally I dispute this kind of shit with pics of the reagent tests, but rarely does anyone do anything this stupid. I talked my partner into doin some with me later, and maybe we'll fuck.

So I'm high as fuck on these garbage bath salts, but they were a fraction of the loss I took off AB alone. This is a review of asshole's methylone, not ketamine as it is listed.

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: QualityUK/Dream
Product/s reviewed: Methylone
International?: UK/NA
Vendor requires FE?: no
Price before shipping: $96
Incentives for Review?: Fuck no
Shipping cost: $3 for "stealth" option - useless
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[x ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ x]+1 Low package profile
[ x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (0 for 0%)

I've never done bath salts before but it's kind of fun but I'd rather get what I ordered in the future, and "Fuck you!" QualityUK, suck my dick.


Comments


[9 Points] HighwindN7:

Customer Service:
[ x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction

Ordered Ketamine recieved Methylone lol


[4 Points] Checkyostats123:

Without at least a regent test I would not jump to conclusions. Methylone is pretty much extinct.


[2 Points] OverdoseStomp:

Why do you even think its methylone? Its super rare and no one is going to send you 5gs for $96 lmao. Its indistinguishable from a bunch of other cathinones with marquis, and even with a range of reagents butylone, ethylone and 5-ME react almost the same.


[2 Points] BilliCrystaal:

Says he bought bulk...

THEN:

Says he paid "$96.00"- lol

Once a liar...

"My partner" lmao


[2 Points] scruffwuff:

"Bulk" "5 g's" something's not adding up here


[1 Points] DNMBootyPirate:

/u/dnvendorthrowaway

can you provide us with some pics?


[1 Points] yoBigFish:

Methylone is bk-MDMA not bath salts.


[1 Points] Adzi123456:

Indian ketamine is the best ketamine

Edit: if you order enough most vendors will allow u to pick ur own decoy u want from options they have


[1 Points] dnvendorthrowaway:

Still blasting through this shit.


[1 Points] dnvendorthrowaway:

Been ripppin on this shit for days now.

No way this nigger gets killed selling that shit to kids.

Let the arabs do it.


[0 Points] FlanderNedison:

96 bucks isn't tiny bulk thats personal. More likely ethylone or some other analog as methylone like mxe has been banned for awhile and ther e is even less incentive to make that lol


[0 Points] dnvendorthrowaway:

Last post.

I can't seem to dispute shit at dream and who wants the drama. "Fuck it" is what should be said when a bad thing happens in a bad place.

Me and someone else are going to figure out how weird this high was and then flush this shit. Kids doing this shit have to be weird, but they may have some fucked up thing to say.

Tomorrrow I will be back to earth and back to business. God bless!