Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[9 Points] Throw_away_yes99:

I've been out of the loop for a while, what's the best market to use right now?


[4 Points] Def_Your_Duck:

What are the major markets of now? Ive been out of the game since a bit before agora went down, can anyone point me in the right direction of a market to use? I also ask because my roommate lost ~$70 on abraxas because it went down unexpectedly. Any help would be greatly appreciated


[4 Points] XinruLiu:

Why arent there more vendors on Hansa, its a step forward?


[3 Points] Lucid_Scream:

What is the best market for an australian user?


[2 Points] bikrazor:

Hi, it's day 21 since I made order and it didn't arrive, is it safe to order from another vendor to same address or should that address be considered burned?


[2 Points] None:

I took ~20mg of O-PCE (I think I did more than 20mg ha) at 9:PM and my face is 1/4 as numb as it waw last night and last night it was pretty numb. When am I gonna be not fucked up?

Sorry hard to operate the Internet and I don't have the patience to dig around looking for duration info


[2 Points] dnmta14:

I need an ID in case a package doesn't get left and I need to go pick it up. I looked in r/fakeid, but people there seem to be mostly focused on certain states that they think will pass at bars and liquor stores. That's not what I'm looking for. I need an ID with the correct address, and a plausible date of birth. Any recommended vendors?


[2 Points] drpnit:

Hey everyone,

I've been away for a while, and I know the sourcing rules have changed. Would it be a violation of rule #4 to make a separate post on r/dnm asking for recommendations for, say, a mephedrone vendor? I've searched past posts, but since there is a high chance of receiving something else, I'd like current info.

If that is verboten, is Grams my best bet? Because, unless I'm missing something, the DNM megathreads are shit.

Thanks!


[1 Points] love_light_aas33:

Can someone link me a good guide for PGP encryption? Bout time i learn it. I'm using Ubuntu if that makes a difference. Thanks in advance.


[1 Points] EmeraldRaccoon:

Looking to make brownies, can anyone recommend a vendor/strain on alphabay that would give a nice high to some occasional smokers l?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] IFEELGOOOOD:

So its my first time ordering. I ordered 250mg of 2cb from 108mahakala on Nucleus on January 16th(He requires FE). He accepted the order on the 18 It still hasn't arrived yet. I used Tails and ordered from somewhere that isn't my residents. I used my name and my address and put it in the format that was requried and encrypted it.

My questions are, should I message him about it not showing up yet since I don't have a tracking number? If yes do I use PGP like I did to send my address? Since I live on the east coast would the crazy amount of snow we got have delayed it. Am I just an impatient bitch? I don't want to leave a negative review if I don't have to since it might be my fault. Its not a big deal if I got scammed, but i would like to know how to prevent that and if someone learns from seeing this then its worth it.

Like I said first time ordering, so everytime I see the mail I get a huge rush only to be let down...My heart can't take it much more haha.


[1 Points] darkprincesspeach:

How can I find freelance work on the DNM? I replied to a job posting about dark net market freelance work but Im waiting to hear back and I know that cant be the ONLY place to find design/dev work.


[1 Points] Xpenda:

Is AlpraKing confirmed quantik?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] ThatMooseDude:

Is Dream Market working for you all? It was up a earlier this afternoon for me, but now I can't seem to connect.


[1 Points] pharmlife85er:

Someone please email me or pm me. I just got got on 300$ looking for 8mg sub naloxone. You get it. And something for adhd. Help a brother out! Trying to feel better. Last time I ordered was from pillwave 5 years ago


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Today someone asked me if buying bitcoins was illegal now in the state.

....i told him it was.


[1 Points] WizKid67:

How hard is your dick suppose to crunch in the morning?


[1 Points] kingcudi1:

Is it not necessary to order several other legit packages while expecting a pack? I don't have a high volume of shipped items usually.