Tinfoil Hat Tuesdays! - upvote if you want it this to become regular :)

Bust out your tinfoil hat, and lets gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theorist, alarm ringing, possible fud we can.

If you like this idea for a thread, let us know and upvote :)


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[118 Points] fuuuuckckckckck:

BRO IT SHUD BE TINFOIL HAT THURSAY, BECAUSE THURSDAY BEGINS WITH A TH AND TH STANDS FOR TINFOIL HAT


[83 Points] samwhiskey:

They call tv shows programming because they are programming you. Tv shows are made, not for entertainment, but solely for commercials. The ad companies choose a target demographic and the studios create content to draw in viewers specifically for that target audience. The best thing you can do to better your life is to turn the fucking tv off for good.


[65 Points] anwarhahj:

Cannabis legalization is a honeypot. After states legalize it, users will be easier to identify and round up for reeducation, incarceration and forced labor.


[63 Points] TexanChiver:

Can I be honest? I wish I could buy lsd on the darknet but I have convinced myself that you are all cops just trying to get me to trust and order.


[54 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

85% of the people on this subreddit are all just many different accounts owned by one person.


[47 Points] 1percentof1:

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[32 Points] None:

New American $100 bills are traceable when you have more than $10,000 worth all together.


[23 Points] Spectahhh:

Why even bother with tinfoil? We all know every house that has been used as a drop address is under extensive surveillance.


[18 Points] ownowfuck:

Tinfoil Tuesday would definitely be a way to curtail drama posts.


[12 Points] None:

Are you a lizard, /u/InfinitelyOutThere? I'm beginning to think you're one of those lizard people controlling the world. You seem the type, tbh.

(PS, it's ok - I won't tell anyone!)


[11 Points] None:

I love this idea as regular feature and i'll offer up a tinfoil theory:

IF Deafcoin had used the acronym 'someone who isn't me' ("swim") instead of "myself" when he was chatting to DPR2 about buying SR2 off him in the server logs that the feds imaged and used as proof Deafcoin was in charge of SR2 after DPR2 went into "retirement" would he have gotten away with it?.

The Feds would have then written in the indictment: "Someone who wasn't defcon wanted to buy SR2 from DPR2" and his lawyer could then claim reasonable doubt it was deafcon. AMIRITE.


[11 Points] heliomaniac:

So how does Onymous fit into the original CR timeline? Could LE have pulled the bitcoin out and Crypto went into hiding because he saw what was coming? Maybe they tried to flip him so he cut and ran? Or was ECC Crypto all along and after seeing LE interference with the market he decided to "kill" Crypto and start a new market without those vulnerabilities?

Where did PyroWolf go? The doxx claim is still up on his CR3 forum profile, if it were true wouldn't ECC take it down? Pyro changed his identity early on during CR2. Did he just change it better this time (separating market identity from forum identity)?

Where did LadyHawke come from? I thought she was an admin on another site, but I never saw evidence of this outside of the CR forums. Is she the mole?


[10 Points] sobulbous:

Coachella is actually Missy76. He believes he is a woman and a skilled programmer/admin despite the fact that the DoD created the site and ran it from day one. He actually rides a hallucinating horse rather than modern transportation.

OR

Or poopermachine actually is Missy76 and his "debtors" were really the FBI.

Both plausible if you think about it...hard.


[9 Points] None:

Is the fluoride in the water actually fucking with our brains?


[8 Points] gamgeeisthyname:

<tinfoli>

RSA/PubKey Encryption has a back-door and the NSA can crack it.

Therefore Tor is compromised.

The insanely stupid ways site admins keep getting caught (Email address, photo id etc etc) are BS made up to hide the fact that NSA can break encryption.

</tinfoil>


[7 Points] 1percentof1:

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[4 Points] Taek42:

Tessellated sells junk lsd. Maybe used to be a good vendor, but now he's crap. Probably laced with Nbome as well. My money is on 1/2 L, 1/2 nbome.

Haven't had this tested or anything but had some weird trips on tessellated stuff that I wouldn't like to repeat. Head space felt wrong, tab made my tongue tingle too much, and got very few visuals compared to my usual.

Read lots of similar complaints about the guy in the past year. Maybe the current Tess isn't the same Tess from TSR1.


[2 Points] sorrybouthatsport:

There is a sweaty old man that could bring world peace but Monsanto is hiding him in their basement and only feeding him Dunkaroos


[3 Points] ___pma___:

The captcha was just "s4feus", do you think it is unsafe to FE for this US order right now? I think it was a subliminal message to draw me into the honeypot.


[3 Points] DicksWillBeFucked:

The NSA "revelations" we're actually planned by the NSA. They served a purpose to create immense paranoia and schizophrenic like mentalities in the general populace. Confusion, distrust, consistent feelings of being watched, or people coming after you. This makes it so that the public is less unified and less like to dissent.

Not only that, but these revelations instilled fear within the masses necessary to maintain obedience of sheeple. This is pretty economically great for those in positions of wealth and governance, for many people watch Fox News as their source of information. So if they don't know how to disassociate with schizophrenic like delusions of them selling pot and the cop car outside is staking them out, they are less likely to partake in the informal economy due to fear of retribution. Or in other words, flush hundreds of dollars of their shit down the toilet when they see a cop parked outside for a bit or a mailman posted up in his van sorting mail.

Furthermore, NSA spying is utilized to delegitimize and dissolve any growing social movements against the iniquitous actions and practices of governance. This last one is actually less tin foil hat to be honest. In having access to mounds of metadata, any significant plans to challenge the authority of exploitative economic mechanisms can be thoroughly studied and broken down by teams of researcher if need be. (Not just Allah Akbar bombers, but citizens like you and me).

It's weird because, there is quite a degree of plausibility to these thoughts if you research theorists and intellectuals such as Foucault, Gramsci, Marx, Chomsky, Cooper, Fanon, Madami, etc etc. The lists of authority figures on topics related to power and the dynamics of government in exploiting the people is large and I can give many more if necessary. It doesn't really become tinfoil if you can support what you have to say and read how governments have assassinated those who have stood up against exploitation and iniquity.


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[3 Points] noneyabidnessbish:

Interesting comment TechConsultant 11/8/2014 7:30 AM CST Dragnet in action. Word at the water cooler is that they did this slightly before they wanted to. Something prompted them to push the button a few weeks early. Nobody is saying what that is, though. Naturally.

from this article http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/authorities-worldwide-strike-internets-black-market/2014/11/07/8cac8ef0-66b9-11e4-bb14-4cfea1e742d5_story.html


[3 Points] Tinfoilthroaway:

Queried "Cannabis market" on pastebin this was the first result, posted two days ago.

LE honeypot/phishing attempt? I haven't checked any links due to my TFH not allowing me to see/copy/paste any of the links. and also I'm lazy..


[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

The whole C9 and the bitcoin market wallet surviving the bust - we will see the first case of LE using bitcoin address analysis to bust people who come and claim their coin! LE actually controls the wallet and is waiting for the bites.

Total FUD, no proof, nothing but speculation and just a thought off the top of my head.


[2 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

hahaha! awesome. my idea has come to fruition.


[2 Points] DicksWillBeFucked:

Ebola is a man made virus being used for economic interests on the coastal ports of Africa. Large resources of Oil and lots of trade goes through the Western African coast which faces the U.S. Discord, fear, confusion, and control allows for stability of economic transactions/transports (also for a lot of resources to go by under the table).

Pretty tin-foil but if you read about Dr.Death in South Africa during apartheid it makes this a little less weird of something to claim. Dr.Death and a team of researchers were tasked with creating diseases that were made specifically to spread in African populations as a tool of rule against any uprisings and dissidents. Also so that the colonizers could consolidate authority in that region. The world is a fucked up place and industrial nations were built on this kind of shit.


[2 Points] pinkprincess1:

Anybody else remember the post from Cirrus after DPR2 disappeared advising SR2 users to withdraw their coins and consider SR2 in the hands of LE? He also said He and Chemcat had come to that decision.

Does this not shed some doubt on the POV that Cirrus was the UC?


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[1 Points] ImGonnaKickTomorrow:

Hey! You guys used my idea! I feel so honored.


[1 Points] pm_me_cool_plants:

9/11 was a government conspiracy in cooperation with extremists set up by the cia in order to act on poor information and keep defense spending stable/ increased.


[1 Points] Hyoscine:

Tinfoil doesn't actually work so well if there isn't an electric current running through it. For better signal blocking, make your hat a Faraday cage with some crocodile clips and a car battery.


[1 Points] fuuuuckckckckck:

9/11 was an inside job wtc7 was a controlled demolition the us will always be in debt because of the central banks the war on drugs only started because the government knew how much money they could make trafficking Vietnamese heroin and marijuana, and now afghan heroin and hashish, they knew how much money they would make trafficking afgani heroin and hash so they got some retarded muslims to fly planes in the twin towers and then they blew up wtc7, lbj kept going at Vietnam because he knew about all the money in heroin there was to be made, not because he was afraid of being "embarrassed" or some shit, that fucker would whip his dick out in public, he wouldn't get embarrassed at anything


[1 Points] Homer_Goes_Crazy:

/u/poppermachine is /u/hugsfordrugs and /u/pugsfordrugs is another one of his alts


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[1 Points] AccordingToMeK:

If I only buy 4 dollars worth of BTC on Circle and sent it to agora and Agora gets seized and the feds trace it back, will my bank close on me? I've only bought 20 dollars worth of BTC from there total.


[0 Points] None:

THINGS ARE GETTING WEIRD IN HURR