Why do people freak out about Pelican?

His MDMA had the EC test at 97% but he's just a US checkpoint reseller. I know US domestic MDMA vendors that have equally good products, better shipping time and far cheaper. Don't get what all the fuss is about. Just because he spends all his time on /r/DNMs?

Edit: also he has claimed he has the cheapest domestic MDMA which is untrue and that vendors customer service was as good if not better


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[19 Points] None:

He is funny


[13 Points] Tune-chi:

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[11 Points] None:

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[9 Points] None:

I guess it's nice and comforting to see a vendor so active around here though. Just a thought, I've never used him


[6 Points] QShill:

Guys on here like him because he has a attractive personality? i personally like his way of conducting business but never copped off him i personally like ****


[5 Points] Tossingthislatertho:

He's a DNM meme.


[4 Points] None:

Hell I paid more buying my shit from ziplokk, cause the cheaper guys were sold out and he atleast didnt have a name starting in i and ending in rave....


[4 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:

You wouldn't be talking smack if he blessed you with a pizza.


[3 Points] None:

I've said it before, Big Bird's fly as fuck.


[3 Points] FuckTheJakes:

I never used him but I like him from what I saw. A drug dealer that's not full of himself and has a sense of humor.


[2 Points] Fuckbarb0Ssa:

fucking this, ive been saying this and some idiots acts like pelican is CP himself.


[1 Points] darktriaddd:

Because he's a chill dude and has great product.


[1 Points] d3emSt3rz:

I would never pay for domestic mdma but if I needed something in a rush I'd def go with Pelly. The dude's cool as shit and his stuff is good. Mainly it's his personality that is winning over r/DNMs tho...dat n1gguh is a h00t


[1 Points] Devoid_:

He's just a likeable bird


[1 Points] kooldays5:

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[1 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

I never calimed I had the cheapest domestic mdma? LOL

I do have $20 grams at 500g+ but like really that's not fair.

I do not resell CP anymore? I only resold his stuff my first month vending. CP is def not 90%+


[1 Points] None:

annoying cocksucker selling rootbeer mdma. Those EC test results are bogus, SB hit 88% with tan/champagne