Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.
I'm in paramedic school and get drug tested, meaning I can't do anything crazy like all of you guys. I'm only here because I recently discovered this sub and find reading about your various lifestyles fascinating, even if it's completely different from mine.
As a change of pace, here are my weekend hijinks:
On Friday we had a really tough lab day in class. We went through six full simulations, including a cardiac arrest, an electrocution, and a stroke. As we were leaving, the nursing students were having a fundraiser and gave us all a bunch of free cookies and brownies.
On Saturday, I went to visit my parents with my one year old. We all hung out most of the day. My little brother had his friend over and they busted out their Warhammer 40k figures, which I think is essentially this big fighting strategy dice rolling game with a crap load of little figurines. My one year old became infatuated with the figurines and all of the dice they left out so a good part of the evening was spent trying to keep everything from being eaten.
Now it's Sunday. I had cinnamon toast for breakfast and I'm going to have to leave soon for my house and spend the day studying. This coming week is all of my finals for this semester so I have plenty of work to do.
I hope this was an amusing little glimpse at somebody's super simple, basic lifestyle. Enjoy your crazy, exciting, dark net endeavors!