To everyone refusing packages!

STOP refusing to sign or not pick up your package from the post office. I've been reading a lot of people either freaking out about a pink slip or asking for a signature. That please pick up at post office pink slip is normal. GO PICK YOUR SHIT UP! If they ask for a signature and you refuse your just making yourself look suspicious. WHO THE FUCK refuses to sign on normal mail. And once that mail is unclaimed, it gets returned to a fake return address, then ends up in an unclaimed mail bin, which is then opened to try to identify who it belongs to. And now they can come after you and the vendors future packages are now recognizable. Your fucking up the game, if your not man enough to do this, then don't play. If LE wants to get you, they'll get you. And if your too nervous to sign for a package or go to the post office, you'll break before they even interrogate you. And that's where it's most important to SHUT THE FUCK UP! So if you're a little BITCH stay the FUCK OFF THE DARKNET!


Comments


[202 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

A-fucking-Men OP! You put it in the simplest terms OP, "you're fucking up the game"


[73 Points] None:

This always makes me laugh: The police are laying in wait at the Post Office for you to come in an accept the package but if you never show they will just shrug and move on.

"He never came, guys. Guess we should just pack up and forget about this one!"


[64 Points] TheBermudaPineapple:

puts on tinfoil hat

plot twist: OP is LE


[38 Points] gage69:

But I like ordering packages and not signing for them. It's how I get off.


[22 Points] effyouzion:

I agree with OP. People worry too much on this forum. Ordering drugs is illegal, there is always risk involved. Deal with it and stop being pussies. Signing for a package does not automatically incriminate you. If by some string of bad luck you do get a CD, then 1) shut the fuck up and don't say a word and 2) have a half-decent lawyer.


[15 Points] 5moked:

You humans live in the wrong country.

I'm in the UK and the moment that package enters the hands of a Post Office worker or as soon as it enters a postage box it is then the direct property of the Queen. UK citizens are under no obligation to provide any form of return address at all, providing it is a domestic package or parcel. Anything with a return to sender status but with no return address will be incinerated, as it's the Queen's property. Opening Royal mail without consent of the person to which it is address is regarded as a serious crime and that is that.

EDIT: My best friend has been a worker for RM all his working life and knows the system inside out. ;-)


[10 Points] initial_patella:

Preach on OP, I am actually one of those bitches who lurks and doesn't order anything because I'm too scared, I just like to read about the darknet markets. What a time to be alive. But seriously not accepting mail is one of the most suspicious actions one could take.


[10 Points] None:

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[10 Points] None:

thank god i live in 3rd world country and nobody gives a fuck about what comes in the mail :D


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[6 Points] None:

Just had to sign for my first pack literally an hour age. It was an Express pack so maybe that's why. Anyway, no cops only dope. I'm happy


[6 Points] pikapikachu1776:

What's funny here is the amount of fucking people that have this innocent,child like view of reality. Newsflash, not signing for mail isn't an alibi. If you are ordering illigal stuff and the cops have what they need to arrest you, they will. Refusing to sign a package isn't going to save you in court, that's not the way it works.

Also, if the cops come knocking at your door, refusing to answer the door isn't going to do anything. You cannot just stay home and pretend you are not there. It's not like the cops are going to be like "well,he's not home. Fuck it".

Fucking kids man.


[6 Points] darknetmarketreviews:

Holy Shit! And to back my claims I just ran across this http://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2l0i6l/old_school_pretor_seller_just_released_from/


[6 Points] gerundive:

390 upvotes for a meth fuelled rant complete with sticky caps lock?


[6 Points] n0000000dz:

Yeah its pretty fucjing stupid. If they're gonna bust you, you signing a piece of paper won't change that. I've signed for almost all of my int'l bulk mdma packs with no issues


[2 Points] deezyyyy:

I was under the impression unclaimed packages were eventually destroyed, not opened, assuming the return to sender address is not a valid address...


[2 Points] CDRCRDS:

nice try LE.


[2 Points] lnsaf:

Thank you so much for this post


[2 Points] noonehear:

First time I ever had to sign was due to delivery person not wanting to bend an USPS priority envelope.... wasn't even nervous. 5-0 gonna stake me out constantly for days for 1/4 of shatter?! Get real..... sign for package.

If you are paranoid write "Return to sender" on package and leave by door for a few days.


[2 Points] noonehear:

I just thought my local delivery man got really high all the time off uknown substances when people do not sign... or cash from grandma.

This reallly goes to some unclaimed bin? I smell theft of said bin haha. You'd be rich.


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[1 Points] looons:

i have signed for i dont know how many packages never had a problem its almost always international packages that have needed signature a few domestic but those were due to reships cause if you tell a vendor you didnt receive your package and they are kind enough to do a reship they want to know that the shit actually got to you so you cant just keep trying to rip them off by saying oh i didnt get it when the send it with a signature being required they pretty much know for a fact if has gotten to you or not and if your parinoid like i have been on ocasion sign fore then walk out to your garbage can and throw the package away stating your tired of your ex sending you gifts and shit trying to get back with you then after a few hours go dig that shit out if every thing looks clear


[1 Points] DickClarkFive:

If people are that worried abou it, open up a mail box at the UPS store or similar place. They sign for you, then just leave it in you're box.

Get OPSEC crazy, go to the Workforce place in you're community. Find someone with 2 forms of ID who wants to make a quick 50$. Have them open a box with their info, then give you the keys.


[1 Points] greenbluepinkz:

Completely agree here, I have personally recieved a pink slip bitched out at first but soon realized shit its a pack and its got my name on it. WHYYYYY let it sit there in the post office just waiting for someone to open it or a dog to sniff it out or something why why why so stupid to let it sit there. GO GET YOUR PACKS PEOPLE WTF. ~This post was brought to you by a half smoked green pill on foil


[1 Points] D4FTPUNKF4N:

I don't even pay much attention to this subreddit and this is by far the best thing I have seen in awhile.


[1 Points] rufreakingsrius:

If you guys are smart, you aren't listening to this garbage. The post REEKS of law enforcement.


[1 Points] IDakhan25:

This is truly the best thing ive ever came across, minus the heroin guy on airplane a few weeks back. Thank you all for the laughs , but seriously get yer fucken mail an stop being a "weak Sperm"


[1 Points] drugpigthrowaway:

twice I've had to go inside the post office and sign for my shit. This is simply because the vendor used an envelope too big to fit into my PO box.

Yeah sure I was shitting myself the first time but honestly, grow some balls.

Oh yeah, in Australia you aren't automatically assumed to be the owner of the gear if you pick up an envelope addressed to you. If it's open however, you're fucked.


[1 Points] Yourconscious69:

Lets say you have a PO box. You are having controlled substances delivered. How are they going to do a controlled delivery at the post office? I mean are they going to have LE just sit around hiding in the post office for days after the arrival waiting for you to come pick it up? Or are they going to send a "mailman" to your address that is registered to the box requesting a signature?


[1 Points] None:

Indeed true.


[0 Points] thascarecro:

LOL oh great now you arent "Man enough" to use DNMs. JFC the game is ALREADY fucked up. Get over it.


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[-1 Points] polvb:

Yeah, but if you sign it, they can fucking arrest you.

I've never had to pick up a package in my entire life. There's no fucking way I'm doing it now.


[-1 Points] bongeater:

Yea too many niggas acting like hoes


[-4 Points] gblair58:

this whole thread is another reason to say fuck America


[-2 Points] imInLoveWItDaCoCo:

Yup great thread bro. These niggas on here acting like straight bitches like "oh they asked me to sign im not going to do it im scared of prison" BITCH TAKE YOUR LAME ASS UP TO THAT POST OFFICE AND GET THAT PACKAGE!!!!!!!!


[-4 Points] None:

Um no, If your getting a pink slip that means THE VENDOR FUCKED UP.

theres no reason you should get a pink slip. its the vendors fault for not putting enough postage, the vendor should take the hit change his return address and refund you or give you a reship. If the shipping method requires a signiture it should be clearly stated on the profile

I would never order from a vendor again if they did that. Come on, its not hard to put right amount of stamps on an envelope....

Personally, i would still go pick it up if it was a small amount, but id be pissed off, and give that vendor shit and a bad review plus a bad forum review.


[-8 Points] fuuuuccck:

my vote for dumbest dnm post of 2015.

tldr - if you dont sign for packages op says it will cause suspicion, which op thinks is for some reason worse than literally incriminating yourself. so instead of suspicion, you give them evidence. 5/5