So if you read my post about a month ago then you know the story of Chico and the dumb ass who was prepared to go to jail for his package of multiple pounds and 20+ sheets of LSD (Turns out it was 200 sheets) . If you haven't, link is here.
Many of you guys asked for an update on the situation as soon as possible and it's taken a very surprising turn. Turns out this guy has more connections and a little more brains than I assumed before hand. I personally met him a couple weeks ago through a mutual friends and pulled him aside and asked if he'd be free to talk sometime. Next day we sit down and within those 2-3 weeks he's had "his people" (his family is deeply connected with some sort of Cartel) look into it. Turns out he ordered from a grower and LSD distributor in CA and specifically requested USPS. Source makes up some bullshit excuse as the why he has to ship it UPS so he hires dumbass (lets call her "Scapegoat") to claim package for him at his address.
Days later "UPS" calls and says it was seized. Upon Chico's "people" bribing a couple workers, manager, and a dirty LE officer who would have knowledge of something like this happening, it turns out the package was never seized. Then a UPS employ gives word that he had been offered money to steal a package, he denied but his co-worker accepted the offer. One of Chico's partners paid a worker ($2,000) to steal the package and make it seem like a seizure by placing a phone call.
No one is in legal trouble but now I can get sheets of LSD locally for $200-$400 a sheet.
Also, "Scapegoat" was on probation for stealing from retail stores and decided to do it again. Got caught stealing 2 flat screens, 3 sewing machines, and a few fishing poles. She is currently looking at 1-5 years for "Violation of grand theft felony probation by grand theft".
So if you didn't believe my story before, this is going to seems like some crazy bullshit story. But as crazy as it seems, shit really happened.
Turned out much better than I thought it would. That's your update.
Very surprising follow up