The Weirdest thing happened today

So I was just about to unlock my PO box because I was expecting an order. Next thing I hear, a postie in a white van yelled out my po box number, I turned around and he said "we know" and drove off. I was standing there in shock for a dozen seconds debating whether or not to pick up the pack that I came for. I finally decided to pick it up was so paranoid walking home, glancing at every car and freaking out when someone walked by. Now I'm at home and don't know what to fucking do.


Comments


[88 Points] PeeturDoinkleburg:

And then you came here and posted about it. Just like we planned. It's all falling into place so nicely. (said Peter, out loud, into the world wide internet).


[60 Points] benzoteeth80492:

He was probably yelling "HERE WE GO!" as he was starting his route, because Postal Employees are very happy, cheery people. That's why they call when you are in a super good mood, "Going Postal."


[49 Points] complexlol:

is it meth that you ordered by chance?


[38 Points] Flakes2011:

1) flash bang his dog

2) rape his neighbor

3)?????

4)profit?

P.S: This is the ONLY to protect yourself...


[29 Points] DooshNozzzle:

r/nosleep


[28 Points] Randomguy81724:

Only option is write return to sender on the box and leave it inside by your door for a week


[23 Points] TheOpiateKing:

He must be killed. Its clearly the only logical solution.


[16 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

It sounds like he did you a solid and you should clean your house. That is unless you have a history of schizophrenia in your family or you went to the PO Box tripping balls.


[14 Points] None:

He was in a van and yelled at you while you were unlocking your box?

Are your PO boxes outside or something?


[10 Points] boolshynet:

i have an irrational need to have a conclusion for this...


[10 Points] None:

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[8 Points] psychedeliduck:

not sure if serious, or super paranoid

To be fair I was pretty stoned yesterday and thought something exploded in my room, turned out it was my hdmi cable falling on the floor

Swear I heard shit ricochet


[7 Points] freenarative:

Let's set your mind at rest; He probably shouted "hello".

Think about it... "HE'-LOW" is phonetically similar to "WE-KNOW".

Plus... not to be a naysayer but... if you were being watched then your police force is fucking useless! Shouting "we know" to a suspect being watched is like a cleaner says "I know what you did in there!" after you walk out from a bathroom stall that stinks of shit.

I'll be frank (you can be Jane). You're paranoid. No cop would let you know you were being watched. No cop, after leaving you with drugs, would let you walk away.

That... was no cop.

You're paranoid. You need to take a chill pill.... or take less chill pills... or smoke a phat pound of grass.

Chill...

Enjoy your resupply...

The world loves you, and you are at peace.


[6 Points] throwawayk5zq47j6wd3:

How much meth have you smoked today?


[5 Points] SancZero:

Get some normal mail through that PO rather than closing it right away. Don't order drugs with that box anymore. He might have saved your ass. Clean up house and be ready just in case.


[6 Points] TheLastCig:

Hahahahah what did you order? Anything that could cause a lot of paranoia? ;)


[4 Points] Morvu:

we simply know, whats the point, your post dude must be fully retarded to not noticing hes carrying drugs, welcome to the real world my boy


[2 Points] GenJohnCabotTrail:

Give him some goods to keep quiet, easy solution


[2 Points] None:

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What is this?


[1 Points] dropshipdale:

Lol come on dude


[1 Points] freshaccount4:

How would a random ass postal worker know what you look like. And why would he tip you off.


[1 Points] fatttyjawn99:

Time to move to the other side of town. let that PO box run its course and move on.


[1 Points] ThisIsAThrowawae1234:

Seriously though people, do you think my Box is burned?


[1 Points] JonSnowDNM:

lay off the milk of the poppy


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

it was probably the Postal office worker fucking with you


[1 Points] Oktomom:

IlluminaDEAs. They are everywhere.


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[0 Points] scruffwuff:

Ur fecked. Burn everything and go to Belize. Good luck op. (ur fine)


[-1 Points] whatsDMNs:

What were you picking up? Are you a big time seller?