Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[11 Points] DICK_WRENCH:

Why are there no vendors for PCP?


[11 Points] DaDarKnet:

Ok, why do vendors, especially cannabis venodors have the shittiest product pictures? If you are selling something, wouldn't you want to put out the best pictures possible to help sell the product? But no, it seems like most vendors on darknet are still using a sidekick, blackberry or pay phone to take their pictures. is it an opsec thing? dont think i have ever seen a clear product picture from a vendor lol


[5 Points] _BobaFet:

Would there be any interest in W-18?


[5 Points] troubledteendwight:

How many "Is it safe to use / should I get a PO Box?" threads are from teens or grown ups living with their parents?


[4 Points] anticockblockmissle:

im reading the wiki and trying to understand. Im not gonna be buying drugs im literally only interested in a chegg account and probably nfl/nba league passes. Do you think I need the PGP, TAILS, VIRTUAL BOX protection. Or would simply using TOR be good enough?


[5 Points] howhowfarfar:

Hi gaiz. Is 4-FA worth the coin?


[3 Points] 5y3zuN4r:

Why is pastebin banned here?


[3 Points] cool_dad57:

With wet speed paste, what's the quickest way to dry it? I only snort it and it doesn't work all that well when it's wet? Thanks in advance.


[2 Points] teen_dad:

Is it ok to order to a college dorm?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] southernsweetpea:

How do people steal your bitcoin? (I believe I recently had $0.98 usd worth of btc stolen - yes, I know that's a small amount)

And can anyone explain "lost" transactions - heard a lot about them during the blockchain spamming.


[2 Points] whitemamba_:

Is it smart to order bud shake from eu to usa??


[2 Points] CLUB_MATTE_ANAL:

Hello:

I remember one guy called "Apotheke" or something like that on SR. He had some amazing pictures done too.


[2 Points] NcJ2a3:

Hello,

I am completely new to this and read a lot about it recently. Due to the fact that many of my friends already ordered through Agora I decided that it's the best pick for my likings. The problem is that Agora disabled the registration for new users. Some days ago there was an error message stating that you need an invite. I asked a friend of mine who provided me an invite but I was still unable to register an account. Is there any way to join Agora right now?

Thanks in advance! :)


[1 Points] aaassd23244:

I have recently gained access to a large number of high purity research chemicals and would like to sell them on a dark net market. Which is the best to do this? Thanks in advance for your help.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Darknet_Retard:

Can someone who spends a ton of money in BTC explain to me how they get it and how they avoid being autided or charged with money laundering? I know there are a few ways of doing things like LBC with cash deposits and such, I'd just like input from someone who has a lot of experience with doing BTC transactions with no trace.


[1 Points] n8dog0_2:

If I'm not using the dark net directly to purchase from a vendor, should I worry about encrypting email? I think that I should, but what's the best way to go about this?


[1 Points] sometimeswhenitouch:

I'm in the USA. I have tails installed and my first two purchases from Agora have been delivered fine. PGP is working, all conversation with sellers encrypted. Currently I am only purchasing from domestic sellers with 4.9 or higher rating and 500 or more deals with escrow and no complaints about stealth.

How likely am I to get a love letter or a CD?


[1 Points] dabtorch666:

Hiya! Can anyone help me with info on Mezclario on Middle earth? ISO Quaaludes, Promethezine and codiene pills. THANKS! cant log into Agora right now


[1 Points] bigjerjer:

how am i supposed to encrypt a message to a vendor if i don't know their public pgp?


[1 Points] whattodiddlydo:

So I put some coin into my bitcoin fog account but my account balance will not update (it's been over a day) and no one ever responds when I use the support tab on their site. The blockchain says the money was sent to the address, and no money has left it, but the site itself says my balance is 0. wat do


[1 Points] anus_blaster9000:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MLPtestingshit/wiki/bsaguide read this guide and in part 6 he speaks of reading a vendors reviews etc. what i don't understand is what a "FE" is?


[1 Points] DrWhonidan:

Where would I go if I wanted to buy "normal" medicine that I just want to keep secret, like Adderall or Piracetam?


[1 Points] TheVaultCollective:

What time does the Wednesday thread go live?


[1 Points] silence98:

I sent a decent chunk of btc to a bitcoin fog address a couple of days ago, 100+ confirmations on the block chain. The money however has not appeared on bitcoin fog.

I've contacted support but received no response. It's probably my fault for pointlessly tumbling but is there anything at all I can do now to recover my money?


[1 Points] EduPurposesOnly:

New to this HELP ME swim is new to darknet and interested in buying 'stuff' he know basics like tor vpn alittle about trails and is curious how safe is it all and is there a risk of fbi breaking his door down etc or is that a worry for suppliers?? And should he be using tor when using the subreddit? And is there like a begginers thread. And is Tor and VPN enough to prevent any issues? And does bitcoin laundering necessary? Pls reply and YOU dont have to answer ALL questions even 1 will help...


[1 Points] throwaway7890144:

How do I use a PGP to send emails and other messages?


[1 Points] throwaway7890144:

Is it ok to send bitcoins directly from LBC to the dealer I am buying from?


[1 Points] kingyonez:

Havent bought from middle earth since they put that javascript option up since it seemed shady. Is it ok to order from there?


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] ignig:

ugh i feel so noob.... how do i get to nucleus? i always get to it through sell your shit sunday... and now i can't check an order.. help?