[Vendor Review]Cocktails--1oz of Grand Daddy Purp

*Vendor: [Cocktails]

*Market: [EVO]

*Product: [1oz of Grand Daddy Purp]

*Shipped from: [USA]

*Shipped to: [USA]

*Required FE: [NO]

*Vacuum Sealed: [YES]

*Decoy: [NO]

*Handwriting: [NO]

*Communication: [7] / 10

*Stealth: [9] / 10

*Shipping time: [2] / 10

*Price value: [10] / 10

*Aesthetics: [10] / 10

*Weight: [?????] / 10

*Quality: [10] / 10

*Transaction: [9] / 10

*Vendor: [6] / 10

*Drug: [10] / 10

ohhhh, cocktails. this was a rather stressful transaction. so i ordered the saturday before mlk day, and it was marked shipped on monday or sunday, i do believe. waited a whole week to find that apparently he'd shipped it to the wrong place. i don't know if that's true, since he had to put a little notice up on his shop that applied to everyone, not just little ol' me, so i guess he was held up or just never shipped it to begin with, unless mine was the ONE package that got shipped (to the wrong location). he was apologetic at least, and my shipment came today, one day after he'd said they were supposed to arrive. that's not his fault, but i was rather jumpy (i was SO prepared to raise hell today if it didn't arrive). it came in one of those medium sized orange maily envelopes, one mylar layer and two of the cool geometric see through plastic bags, the last layer being vacuum sealed. i smelled it as soon as i opened the mylar layer (usually i get one or two mylar layers, but maybe i've just been spoiled) but i didn't smell it outside of the envelope, so that's good, i guess! the stuff itself is sticky as all hell and very pretty and dense. i was hoping to see some purple specks (i've never been an indica person, so i've never really seen purpley weed with my own two eyes) but there was none to be found, i guess that's not really something to complain about. it did look rather light, but i can't tell if that's because it's all stuck together in one big clump, i'll weigh it when i can.. stuff hits nicely and tastes like a dream. i've only taken one tiny hit and i'm buzzed, so that's.....nice? yeah!!!

all in all, i don't think i'll order from him again. stuff is dank, but i can get that without dealing with all the trauma and drama. i've dealt with quicker vendors, and overall i just didn't have the best experience in the whole wide world. that being said, he did reship pretty quickly? so there's....that. i hope this is actually an ounce or i will probably commit seppuku and haunt him.

there's a picture, you beautiful bastards.

(also this is my first reddit review so don't be TOO mean to me.)


Comments


[6 Points] VNDRRVWTHRWAWY:

Cocktails is the biggest cunt. NEVER order from that idiot.

Ordered. Never marked shipped. Waited for auto cancel. 4 hours before, its marked shipped. A week later, nothing.

Messaged the vendor, no response. Messaged him again, every day, no response.

Waiting to dispute, along with 80%+ of his other customers.

I have no idea how you 1. got your package or 2. got a response from that asshole. Selective scammer.


[1 Points] None:

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