This was originally intended for the n00bs subreddit, but AutoMod fucked my bitch. (#TYAM). Plus, it's a ghost-town over there. Soooo, I post this here. If there are any complaints (from MODs) -- please let me know. That all aside, if one were to peruse my account history, quickly the conclusion can be made that this is a new account. Do not be alarmed. I preferred to use this "throwaway" for this purpose, so as to not tie in anything of my true (or even false) identity. That being said, the intention of this post ought to be fairly obvious. Want vend. Wat do?
I have the intuitive ping that there are (or have been) some dank material floating on the DarkWeb of this accord. That sounds really obvious, now that I think about it. I remember reading a few of them, they were greatly informed. I am unsure, however, of the remaining validity of the points made, some of these tutorials were crafted many years ago. Things have changed. Perhaps a newer version has been released? IF YOU ARE AWARE OF THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A DOCUMENT -- PLEASE LINK A SOURCE BELOW! It would be greatly appreciated.
I hold the keys to a few other accounts, those being more suited for other applications. After I have finished tinkering away at various business models, I will gladly post my results. One thing we all should remember is that this is Open Source Software, but with one major caveat: OPEN SOURCE = PUBLIC (+ LAW ENFORCEMENT), etc. While we want to see new methods and techniques, we must be careful regarding what we share. STAY SEVERAL STEPS AHEAD -- just a great principle for life, overall.
Blah-blah-blah... "Great wall of text, bro. Can I tag it?" ... I'm getting to the point. Thanks for sticking around! The major categories of information I'm currently plundering are:
SHIPPING -- What are the best packing methods? How do I acquire Priority/Express/Tracking labels anonymously? What are the best strategies to ensure a perfect delivery? I heard about [ShipNik](www.ShipNik.com) the place to purchase Priority Labels (with Tracking?) with BTC -- an awesome service for us. QUESTION is, how anonymous // secure is it, really? What are the other ways of acquiring labels? I'd prefer not to fart in the Post Office, myself. AND I DO NOT WANT A PAPER TRAIL -- EVEN FOR THE SMALLEST THINGS... Important!
MARKETPLACE -- I'm already an Agora fanboy, but I did fondle AlphaBay's balls once (I was really drunk) regardless, I have respect for all markets. I've got a fresh set-up on Agora, so that's where I'll stay. Should I do direct deals, or have I not yet built a reputation strong enough to bypass escrow? Obviously the latter. Do you have any market recommendation?
LAUNDERING -- Obviously, if I'm just going to make magic appear out of thin-air, I have to have some sort of reason. The IRS won't believe that I'm the next incarnation of Houdini, no matter how many chains I decide to wrap myself in -- hopefully none, with the right OpSec. So, obviously tumbling is important. Second, how to swap for cash? THIS IS WHERE THE COWS COME HOME. It's also tends to have the most secrets. With good reason! This is fruad basically, even submitting to the vendor lifestyle is bypassing the "mandatory" 9-5 lifestyle. What's the way to cash this out without raising any flags? Alternatively, the BTC can be used to purchase goods and services, as it is becoming more recognized. everywhere.
IRL DEALING -- While I do plan on vending here on the net, once I acquire material of a decent value -- and will prefer to stay vending in this manner, because it is exponentially safer provided proper patterns are displayed. However, it also would make me happy if those around me got to chew on the candy of their dreams. Most people don't know this exists! And those that do are usually highly misinformed -- and that was a deliberate process. So, how can I lift product around my town without catching cuffs?
BUSINESS MODEL -- I'm thinking of a multi-layered model, ideally where I don't have to come into contact with product at all. If others are to do work for me, they would want compensation. Trident Layers are not a valid form of currency. I could let them sniff the brick (within reason). While that's nice and all, bills still have to be paid. Thus, some form of commission or otherwise must be incorporated. My employees will be ROYALLY compensated. The overall objective here is LOYALTY and MATURITY -- remember: snitches get stitches. While I'm not the one to bust caps, I do understand the concepts around Karma enough to realize that bitches get served hard when they fuck up. ~I'm thinking about making a fucking pamphlet and shit of operational procedures.~ The best techniques will be crystallized and stored into a SECURE distributable form.
DRUG OF CHOICE -- Of all the pretty colors, which one do I choose? I'd obviously enjoy a higher profit margin, even better would be a heavy demand. I'm looking to be as efficient as possible. Probably not going to go big-time on the Cannabis. Maybe some MDMA here-and-there, and I hear coke's quite a hit. What would you recommend? If I sync a plug and pull some unique product, then I'll definitely sell that. Some also push Chinese RC's -- certainly not a bad option, kinda "cheap" move (from the haters), purchase like 100g of good-good and easily double it in personal quantities. Maybe I go that route first, just to build up some rep. I know for a fact that I hate waiting on fucking China Post to deliver -- usually three weeks or so! People be like "fuck that" and order domestic at quadruple the cost but quicker shipping. How would you like mass quantities of your booger-sugar in your backyard? ...There's a niche to fill...
MISCELLANEOUS -- Please comment below WHATEVER comes to your mind. Assistance is highly appreciated right now, and will return to you tenfold.
CLOSING STATEMENTS -- I await to see how our relationships will flourish. My intention is to hop in the game and ride it out. I just want to make sure it's done properly. Do know that I'm NOT fresh up in the game. I have been with you all for over a year, as far as my memory serves. It's just, in my life, vending is becoming very much an option... So, I'll go ahead and ping the Collective Consciousness for ideas. These will be compiled and regurgitated (after application of repeated success) for all... Once again, please link me to any resource that is suitable. Stay trill! ~GSSS
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