So I've been using the DNMs since SR1 and never had a problem. I'm a personal-use guy and stay on top of my OPSEC. Today I had my first real DNM scare though.
Postman comes to deliver some goodies and my neighbor happens to be on the front porch.
Postman asks neighbor "Are you FBIcuntfucker?"
Neighbor says no but offers to call me bc he knows I'm home.
"Hey the postman wants you to sign for a package"
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I know the first rule is "never sign for a package", so I tell him "Hey I don't know who sent this, if I figure it out I'll come to the post office to pick it up".
Postman: "Okay, I have to come back and leave a slip".
I go inside, start cleaning house. Burning papers, flushing stuff, etc.
Postman returns about 10 minutes later and leaves the package with a handwritten note on the label "No signature required"
wat.
Did I just get a controlled delivery? Is my postman just dumb and thought a package needed a signature when it really didn't? Why would he leave the package if it was a controlled delivery? Is this maybe a new USPS policy to get a signature for every package? SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Anyways, I'm pretty sure I'm fine and the postman was just dumb but I'd like to hear some other thoughts.
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