Mailman kept asking for signature

Had a large package(enough to get me too much time) of Mary go missing twice in the past month .

Grabbed some balls and decided it was time to get a P.O Box cause a Raid to my fams home would be bonkers.

Got it, then Shipped a nice size pack to it first week. Pack arrives and I go to check PO BOX. EMPTY. start to shit bricks. All im thinking is they prepping the CD right now

Come back the next day, see a yellow slip, take it up front to the counter and man tells me go ring the doorbell down the hall. Ring the bell they take my sheet and take a little whiile to come back

He sits the pack on the counter and I walk out. I notice something jingling in the pack and immediatly think its a tracker. I get on the closet highway busting the pack open to see if it was a tracker inside . Turns out vendor had 10/10 stealth.

Get home open the pack everything great . Chill out look at DNM post about paranoid CD people laughing at their pussiness . Halfway asleep I hear the doorbell ring twice. Im like wtd who's this? Open it up & Its the USPS guy that i've never seen before with a familiar pack size asking for a signature.

Startled I looked at him confused like whats this? He replied " I need your signature " I'm like fuckkkkkkkk im getting a CD. I play dumb and he says " Its a package for you, I need your signature " asshole tightens nervously i get a little closer, i look at the name, low & behold its something for a relative. Now i feel stupid as fuck.


Comments


[31 Points] heyitslambchop:

They're watching you. That strange USPS guy you never saw before? He took some good close up pictures of your face with a hidden camera. Plus they have your handwriting now.

All they need to do now is wait.

Sweet dreams!


[4 Points] OpOnymousSurvivor:

i have lost more than 5lbs to the USPS, twice the carrier straight up told me, once got a love letter, no arrests or CDs, just lots of $ lost

If they catch 2-3+ packs to same person, they will bust them, otherwise they go after senders if they have no other tips to work off of


[1 Points] whoiiinvitedthisguy:

Signing doesn't mean you exactly claim it


[1 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

just for the record, even if you ship to a PO box, they will still search your home when you busted with a large enough amount


[1 Points] Opsloveem:

Dumb question...What is a CD?


[1 Points] sunchip14:

This whole sign for CD thing is getting stupid. If its a CD their gonna arrested you weather or not you sign for it. Its just gonna come down to what the find with their search warrant. Even if you dont sign it and find stuff that makes it look like your selling then your fucked either way.