Pkg never landed. What do you think is most likely scenario?

Ordered a small amount of etizolam from synester on 2/9. By all accounts, syn is a super reliable vendor, but the order never came. He has offered 50% refund or reship, but I'm going crazy wondering wtf went wrong the first time.

I shipped to my own address, but instead of my name, I used a name of someone that used to live here but doesn't anymore. I've been getting other mail for this person, so I am pretty sure they haven't done a change of address. Currently trying to figure out a slick way to ask them...

I think it is highly unlikely that it simply got lost in the mail. I think it is equally unlikely that synester scammed me. It was a very small amount of money...to scam would be retarded. It is legal in my state (unless the law changed within the past few weeks) so it shouldn't have been confiscated.

So that leaves 2 options...either dude whose name I used has filled out a change of address form or it came during a rage-filled drunk episode and my (asshole when drunk) SO threw it out.

He SWEARS he didn't toss it, but I'm not convinced he would even remember if he did do it. The only reason I don't think this was the case is because it was already pretty damn late before the drunken fuckery.

If dude whose name I used has filled out a change of address, I'm pretty sure he would be a dumbass and snort a fat line and be in a coma.

I just don't know...literally no scenario makes any sense. Why would a good vendor scam <$20? What percentage of mail gets truly lost by usps? It can't be a lot, can it?

Am I missing any possibilities? I'd just like to hear what you guys and gals think happened.


Comments


[6 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

It was probably the change of address scenario. Just use your own info man...


[4 Points] otistoole:

jeeze...it got forwarded, which is what happens when you get clever and put it in a former occupants name.

its never, ever, ever a good idea. now that person has your drugs and you will be lucky if they don't call the cops.


[1 Points] QShill:

im still waiting on a syn reship, had a 50$ order never show after 3 weeks and i gave everything correct so i hope its all good will upd8

just give your info bro wtf


[1 Points] None:

Clean house. If that envelope was forwarded and previous owner notified the authorities, they might investigate (pardon my tinfoil, I don't want to worry you).

I don't think love-letter-level quantities of RC benzos turned into the authorities could result in a CD to you, especially with the name issue and everything. But I'd say your address might be flagged now.

This is my advice to anybody in a similar situation (take it with a grain of rye): If you don't have an alternative drop for whatever reason and you still want drugs from DNMs, fill out some requests on /r/freebies and a few things from Ebay or Amazon before ordering anything illegal/grey-market again. Check for any signs of inspection by the post, then if you're clear, stay domestic, only order from vendors with good stealth, and stick to RCs before ordering anything illegal.


[1 Points] MDMangel:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and blame it on those fucking Alpro-aliens. Those fuckers probably detected your package from deep space and mistaken it for xanax. They probably used a tractor beam of some sort to lift it from the postmans hands the moment he slipped it into the mail box. Boy, won't they be pissed when they find out it's not alprozolam. Who's laughing now you intergalatic retards!


[1 Points] Devoid_:

The most likely scenario? Is that some form of higher intellegence needed some etizolam so they interdimensionally traveled here and sucked up your pack. No but seriously u/synester is a good vendor. A few months ago I made a post about how he "robbed" me on a 5 g order and he swears he sent it. The tracking showed it came to the wrong part of my state. I accused synester of giving me the wrong info but it turns out a guy in my orginization was basically just retarded. I just want to say sorry to synester and any problems your having is probably on your part due to the name


[1 Points] SWIMs-Drugs:

So dumb 😹 got forwarded


[1 Points] Early_C:

You are a total asshole. Putting someone else in danger for your drugs? Sounds like you and your drunken SO are meant for each other.