Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[13 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:

So, I'm currently in classes to help me rank up my counseling job to supervisory level and to become a fully licensed substance abuse counselor. We had some guest speakers come in on Thursday who were talking to us about our responsibilities as future substance abuse counselors etc. I had received a gram of good blow on Thursday though, and I am not a patient man. So I went to a class about being a substance abuse counselor while on cocaine at the time and these guys were telling everyone the signs to look for etc. I realized that leaving the room without a reason would look sketch as fuck so I set my phone alarm to vibrate about every hour or so, and I'd pretend I had to go out and take a quick phone call. In reality I was going to the bathroom and doing lines, then going back in.

Somehow, in a room full of people who get paid to talk to drug users for a living, no one noticed that I kept leaving and every time I came back I suddenly had a wealth of information to share. When I wasn't answering shit I was looking at porn on my tablet.


[9 Points] None:

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[9 Points] whoiiinvitedthisguy:

Just stayed up all night doing coke at my night shift job. Didn't have any cigs and a random dude gave me like half a pack, y'all will know how clutch this was


[3 Points] fdizile:

Got home from the party of a lifetime

I am too drunk an high for this


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] God_and_Country:

Took some 2cb and watched Maron. Fucking love that dude.