[Vendor Review][Agora] notthepoppa - 1/4 lb "poppa's picks" marijuana (SD/OG) - $656 - USA

Warning: SHITTIEST PICS EVER (will update when I have some damn lighting): http://imgur.com/a/cqXDv#0

tl;dr: Quality product, super sticky buds (the kind that make your fingers sticky for an hour after touching them). Bag appeal is a bit lacking but the smell is extremely pungent. Trimming could definitely have used some work, there were some leaves and stems left to the buds, but Poppa said that due to the massive influx of orders they were only able to do what they could. Disregarding those two minor-ish greats, this is a great Sour Diesel/OG Kush hybrid, and it very potent after trying smoking it.

Shipping

Placed order on July 20th, it was shipped on the 23rd, and I received it today on the 25th. All-in-all, not slow shipping, especially compared to some other vendors.

Communication

I initially had a bit of trouble getting in contact with him, but as soon as I froze escrow he replied within three minutes and answered my question. I ended up receiving the package the next day. He seems like a pretty nice guy from my communication with him, I've ordered from him twice now and would probably use him again in the future for any weed needs.

Stealth

The stealth on this order was pretty standard for QP orders in my experience. 3 levels of vac sealing, wrapped in tinfoil, then the rest of the box filled with crumpled up paper and stuff. it would be nice to see mylar bags though.

Price

I paid $656 for the QP listing, which was pretty great price-wise when compared to the quality of the bud. It definitely blows USdank's old stuff out of the water, and could probably go head-for-head with CannaXpress000's QP listings.

Product

The product itself was very potent, extremely loud (I could smell it as soon as I opened my bedroom door into the hallway when the weed was in a plastic baggie in the back of the building. It's a bit of a harsh smoke, but it's crazy how fast and easily it starts working after 1-3 hits. For someone with no tolerance, this could legitimate be a hit-it-and-quit it kind of thing. For reference, I smoked like a third of a joint before going to see Mad Max, and I could hardly follow the story and hardly remember what happened now. The buds themselves were insanely sticky and you could easy see a lot of trichomes all around the weed, however they were pretty crumbly and there was a bit of shake in the bag, along with a few big chunks of weed that seemed smushed together.

The high itself reminded me of a medium-ish sativa, and it did feel a good bit like sour diesel. Great strains for smoking then going to do something or to be creative.

Summary

If you're looking for a vendor with an actually decent quality QP (maybe HP minimum orders now, he changed his listing due to the influx of users) for cheap, then notthepoppa is definitely once you should add to your list of people to research.

Pictures

http://imgur.com/a/cqXDv#0

Note that I don't even have my normal shitty camera right now, so I have to use an even shittier one. I'll take some better pictures later this week, but for now try to make the best of it.

tl;dr: Great quality product, super sticky buds. Bag appeal is a bit lacking but the smell is extremely pungent. Trimming could defiitely have used some work, but Poppa said that due to the massive influx of orders they were only able to do what they could. Disregarding those two minor-ish greats, this is a great Sour Diesel/OG Kush hybrid, and it very potent after trying smoking it.

Summary

If you're looking for a vendor with an actually decent quality QP (maybe HP minimum orders now, he changed his listing due to the influx of users) for cheap, then notthepoppa is definitely one you should add to your list of people to research. Also, [NO FE REQUIRED]

notthepoppa can be found on Agora marketplace, though he is currently under investigation.

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Comments


[12 Points] Big_Daddy_Trucknutz:

SHITTIEST PICS EVER: http://imgur.com/a/cqXDv#0

I don't know what I expected...


[9 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

You forgot to crop out your selfies


[6 Points] DNMShopper:

The fuck you take those pics with, a potato?


[2 Points] obsidianchao:

Bailey pics, +1 for sure.

Does he only do high weight? That's a great price on a QP but I'd probably die from smoke inhalation if I bought a QP.


[2 Points] None:

That's some BudCentral level of shitty pics


[1 Points] DJDomTom:

Why are there pictures of girls?


[1 Points] throwituhway789789:

Tinfoil and paper? That offers exactly 0 protection. And on a QP? SMH.


[1 Points] BetterEdibles:

Hold up. Did you say the vac bags were wrapped in tinfoil? Even though it got to you safely, that's just not cool. One layer of mylar is way less porous than all three of those vac bags combined.


[1 Points] BarmeloXanthony:

His accounts restricted on agora for scamming and shit lol so many ppl claiming feds seized their pack..