Cops showed up at my door. I'm worried.

Okay so 2 1/2 weeks ago I placed an order on Dream Market for 0.5 grams of heroin from a very reputable vendor named "amsterdam2015". I have never ordered a Schedule 1 substance before so I was very worried when it hadn't come in within 2 weeks since avg shipping time to US was 4-7 days. And now today 2 1/2 weeks after the order cops show up at my door, I went to check the mail and a cop came right around the corner, there was nothing in my mail so I just acted casual strolling towards my house. When I got inside I locked to doors and looked out my window, they parked right in front of my house and the cops where walking straight towards my door so I ran around my house looking for places to hide my weed and paraphernalia while they repeatedly knocked on my door. Eventually they went away and now I'm peeking out my windows watching them drive around my neighborhood over and over. I think they're trying to stop me from cleaning house and it's working, I cant leave to get my drugs out of the house. Do you think they'll be able to get a warrant or am I being over anxious abt it?

Update1: Cops have been watching my house for a while.

Update2: Cops are gone, if they where gonna get a warrant I think they would've been back by now.

Update3: Feeling less paranoid now, cops haven't been by here in a while. This address is burned for sure though.

Update4: Holy shit cops showed up again, surrounding my house. They've been there for an hour but just sitting in their cars with the lights flashing.

Update5: Okay so the cops left, I doug in my toilet (fucking gross ik) and managed to grab a few grams of the weed a flushed after submurging my whole arm. I'm drying it out, I need to smoke I am in total freakout mode.

Update6: Okay, feeling better now. Maybe they just wanted to ask me questions idk, but I really hope they don't come back.


Comments


[79 Points] uEbrjuZxTDEwVhqS:

Flush your weed down the toilet. Then take all of your paraphelia up to your attic and drop it down in between the walls. If you don't have attic access, open a light switch or electrical outlet, take out the junction plate (kill the circuit first lol) and then drop it down the wall behind all that. You won't be able to retrieve it without destroying your wall but neither will they. I wouldn't normally be this paranoid but if you ordered a schedule 1 from the Netherlands and the pack is late, then it's probably worth being overly cautious. If they do arrest/search you, then you only need to respond with the word "lawyer" and nothing else. And don't answer the door or talk to them otherwise. If they have a warrant, you'll be talking to them soon enough anyway. Good luck.


[36 Points] LostSomewhereInSpace:

DO. NOT. BUY. FROM. THE. NETHERLANDS. Is that so hard for people to understand?


[31 Points] None:

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[28 Points] aboutthednm:

Quick. Take all your drugs.


[24 Points] AgoraRefuge:

Step 1: make sure you're not high on any stimulants. This generally solves most of my police issues.


[23 Points] justdidcoke:

So you ordered half a gram of heroin from NL to USA

Way to go mate, way to go.

STOP ORDERING FROM NL UNLESS YOU ARE FROM EUROPE!


[20 Points] MT_Merchant_Mangler:

Do you live somewhere without indoor plumbing?


[19 Points] None:

swing your dong around and yell out, FREEDOM!


[7 Points] diamondnemesis:

If they had a warrant, they'll bust in through your door without needing you to be at the door. They don't have a warrant. They just want to question you. You might as well answer the door; otherwise, you're adding to suspicion. TIP: DO NOT LET THEM IN. Cops will use deception/social engineering techniques to step foot inside. "May we come inside to ask you a few questions?" The minute you let them inside, you essentially gave consent for them to search your house.


[8 Points] None:

Time to clean (actual drugs, residues, paraphenalia, scale). Do not answer the door under any circumstances. Flush the drugs, use it or be ready to flush it under 10 seconds.


[6 Points] None:

Dumb question but are all your family member's ok? have you witnessed anything dodgy recently, burglaries in your area? O.5g is tiny. If they thought you had drugs they would have a WARRANT, but the required aggro to get one over 0.5, meh. I cant see them bothering. Also with a warrant they dont just leave cause you ignore them while hiding shit. But you have now acted suspicious...They were driving round and round your area?. Looking for someone perhaps? sounds to me that this may be unrelated to your tiny amount of gear. They may think youre a witness. door to door enquiries. Police who think you are up to shit do not leave quietly. EVER

PS NEVER FLUSH DRUGS IF THEY AT YOUR DOOR, they can hear the flush they can trace what comes out.
I suspect dmn/paranoia


[4 Points] Stoogeshillington:

Are you fucking shilling me? you need to go to Dnm Noobs and read for about 10 hours. then search for opsec and read that until your eyes bleed and shrivel up into little tumbled bitcoins. after that call an attourney, put him on a $5,000 dollar retainer. call your mom tell her you love her. if your not in jail in the next week. try again.


[3 Points] InTheDitch:

Why the hell did you order from overseas when there's some fire boy in the states?


[2 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

What ever you do. DO NOT SET OFF A FIRE CRACKER


[2 Points] DaTaTrAP:

RIP OP until we hear from him again.


[2 Points] huzibizi:

smoke all your weed as fast as you can


[2 Points] topknotch89:

sup OP you still cuff free or what? if you still are you might wanna get your shit outta that hole and stash it somewhere else.


[2 Points] DNMTiger:

Do not open the door, let them keep knocking and know they will come back, if they have an arrest warrent they will even go to your work to try and get you, if you do have a warrant for your arrest out its best to lawyer up and have him arrange to turn your self in so you do no talking with them and get booked processed in and out as quick as possible. They pounded for a while never answered they left another day was at work my friend was waiting for me to come home they tried the same shit to knock they then parked down the street and came on foot so their cars were out of view to try and get it to open and even questioned friend waiting then showed up at work once i left and kept trying until i had my lawyer contact them to get a preset bail to turn my self in and was in and out within a few hours


[2 Points] TreeTopFlier:

I call bullshit--cops aren't gonna have your house surrounded with their disco lights flashing and then just leave


[2 Points] None:

how do you know they werent coming to tell you some old lady with alzheimers ran awayt and they wanted to know if youd seen anything, or maybe your neighbors had been robbed and they wanted to know if youd seen anything?

now theyre going to get a warrant cause you act shady as fuck every time you see a cop.


[1 Points] flippingcoin:

U still free op?


[1 Points] PurpleBeamz:

keep us posted if possible & good luck brother, fuck troll.


[1 Points] None:

you been in touch with vendor? is he still free or has his laptop been seized?.


[1 Points] ThizzlamicJihad:

Usually the search warrant is contingent upon you taking delivery of the package. Do not accept it.


[1 Points] LostSomewhereInSpace:

You need to make sure your phone and laptop are as clean as a whistle too.


[1 Points] dmuel426:

Are you still free man?


[1 Points] Devoid_:

Burn, break and flush it all. You probably have 300 bucks worth if drugs total. That's about two hours of advice from a lawyer if you get caught


[1 Points] LSD_for_breakfast:

Is this a joke? Because it sure sounds like one


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I've got a feeling it's not what you think it is. I don't know WHAT it is but the cops surrounded your NEIGHBORHOOD. Your house was visited. Maybe your neighbors were visited too.

You weren't raided. Maybe your neighbors were all not raided. More likely, there was a domestic incident or a biurglary and the cops asked everybody if they have seen or heard anything.

You probably won't get your pack from "Amsterdam2015" "Reputable" or not, that sounds like a scammer name by an American targeting the kind of Americans who visit European cities to dine at their Hard Rock Cafe.

Amsterdam isn't the capital of the Netherlands. In my country, a vendor in Birmingham wouldn't be called "Birmingham2015". Its a lot of cop cars for a gram of heroin and flashing lights might alert the person having thei door kicked in.

Be careful of marijuana. That stuff can make you paranoid. You coild end up thinking any cop in yojur neighborhood is there for you just because you have a guiklty concience and you are not old enough to realize that hardly anything is about you.

personally, I find the presence of cop cars in my street reassuring. All the flash German cars with blacked-out windows fuck off for 5 minutes. My local heroin and coke kingpin's wedding limo fleet aren't going to be any use in a virtual environment. They don't impress me or intimidate me, and his coke dealers have never even seen ice, let alone have the ability to know it's customers, the discretion to sell it, or the willpower to handle it.

Britain loves its speedy drugs, but these guys are typical examples of why it's never taken off here, overconfident, flash, and unsure what to do 3 months after losing the element of surprise. I wouldn't want to work for the Chinese either. They kidnap and torture one or two East european "footsoldiers" from my local hoodlums a week ID them and the Romanian triads threaten his family back home. The footsoldiers resent their Pakistani bosses in their limos anyhow and don't care who they work for, so the gang with the global reach always wins.

One day soon, I will do the post, then get on a train for my own protection instead of going home, the limo drivers will be pulled out of their cars and torn apart by a pack of dogs sick of their master's voices through their white hands-free kit headphones, while "the head is cut off the snake" across town. The black Audis show exactly how brave they are, and if they don't like their new boss, tough shit. They're 10 a penny .

So police cars near my flat or my lab don't bother me at all. Indecisive prospective employers who import low-profit drugs but don't understand the value of domestic production of a £175 a gram drug, DO bother me. I'd like a Mercedes too, I don't have a pot to piss in, but I haven't been offered one for some reason. But meth will hit the UK like the Beatles hit America unless its run by yet another fool who doesn't "get" British youth culture. Plus, limo-ownership right now makes you a vulnerable person. I'll make-do with the bus until my private jet's audio system is ready. More likely, I will get a 10 years-old Mondeo


[1 Points] None:

Half a gram isnt worth a lot. I can get that domestic for about $80 in the US. And supposedly thats a ripoff and its cheaper on the street but i never seen a hookup for actual weight on the street to be honest. The vendor, with these kind of hookups, probably buys kilos for fairly cheap from some terrorists. Dont try to think about the terrorism part though...

Basically, its not that dumb to think that someone might try to send someone a little tiny bit of cheapass heroin to make them go to jail. if youre house is clean and you dont say jack shit......they cant do jack shit. You didnt order shit off DNM. You'd never do drugs, right?>

I like some of the ideas for disposing of paraphenalia in the walls. Im going to remember this shitz.


[1 Points] None:

Update5: Okay so the cops left, I doug in my toilet (fucking gross ik) and managed to grab a few grams of the weed a flushed after submurging my whole arm.

This is the dumbest shit I've read. Unless you had a few LBs of weed laying around you saved yourself a few dollars at best, unless you had kids (in which case you have much more pressing problems)

I'm drying it out, I need to smoke I am in total freakout mode.

Because some cops drive around your neighborhood? Also, marijuana is not a chemically addictive substance so "drying out" doesn't occur.

I host a shit ton of illegal websites and I simply hit a power switch if I get a knock too loud.


[1 Points] BosserThanRoss:

(Update4: Holy shit cops showed up again, surrounding my house. They've been there for an hour but just sitting in their cars with the lights flashing.) Were they at your neighbors house across the street possibly? U said in an earlier comment they were meth heads?


[1 Points] pothead2015:

This is beyond supernoid dude. If they wanted you they would have grabbed you when you went out to check the mailbox. They aren't going to invest all of that time and coming back and forth over a half gram. Lay off whatever it is that has you tweaking.


[1 Points] None:

/r/DMNparanoia

Are you fucked mate?


[1 Points] thenextwhiskeybar:

i've gone through this and seen other people go through it. not sure what you took but i hope you read through this next time you're sober. you're going to feel pretty silly.

cops aren't going to waste time, they'll knock / ring your doorbell a few times maybe take a peak through windows and thats it. they aren't going to stalk your house. they aren't going to lurk in shadows or hide just out of your sight. they aren't going to whisper outside your door etc.

if you weren't just paranoid and they did knock, then later there were a ton of cop cars there, what likely happened was there was a crime in your area and they were looking for the suspect and/or taking statements.

for the package you would have gotten a notice / letter (love letter) or controlled delivery. cops would not have dicked around your house for that long.

to be safe though you should check if you have any open warrants and don't drive dirty.

and dude just throw that weed away man that's nasty as fuck.


[0 Points] DaTaTrAP:

No evidence no case remember that. clean house, put scale in blender do w.e that once your door comes down theres no sign of anything but more of personal use. especially over only half a gram of heroin? like wtf? could be because the vendor's labels were profiled