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Started out getting a zip of death star crumble to me, me taking a fat dab going into work. Stumbling through my job like it was my job to stumble through it. Met a chick that's friends of a friend. So naturally I smoke them all out and we go see split (the movie) and we're fucking dying laughing the whole time through the movie. So we leave and hang out at one guys house. I ate some adderall because high me thought it was a good idea. End Friday.
Saturday, I come to with multiple texts from friends saying that chick is super into me. I'm feeling her too. So I dick around doing dabs and smoking until I have to shower and go to work. She comes up to meet me at my work and I'm high as clouds and she asks me out. Damn Daniel, left work flip, that zip for 1k, and I have a date in 8hrs. Dabbin myself to sleep rn.
End my weekend with +5ish friends, +$460 +might be considered for a promotion at my job. Crazy fuckin two days man.