Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[11 Points] Kritone:

Is Elvis really dead? If a vendor cheat me, can I sue him? What is the Dream market customer phone? What is their address? Can I schedule a tour on their headquarters?


[6 Points] ToelessNigger:

How to boof carfentenal aka synthetic kratom


[4 Points] KhajiitHasWeird:

Khajiit has weird...IF...you have coin.

Would you like some weird?


[3 Points] Morphsnorkle:

Who put the 'ram' in the 'ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong'?


[2 Points] For_GayFed_Serious:

Hey my partner! Special Agent u/Kritone. How the hell are you doing?


[2 Points] TizUSA:

Are these places just..dead?

since the shutdown SR1 I'v basically stayed MIA from the DNM' and haven't used them really anymore and instead use Research chemicals on the Clear.

Dream is so bland and boring and I dunno I hate the layout. Its down half the time. I wish knew the best marketplace sto be pro (PM ME?)


[2 Points] throwzawayy:

which end of the Linux bar do I boof, I don't want 2 get serotonin syndrome


[1 Points] For_GayFed_Serious:

What up yall?


[1 Points] ISuckDick4Coke:

If I suck someones dick who just did coke will I get high?


[1 Points] mikeszko:

What about gammagoblin? Is he ok, can I use his site to order some L, just like before?


[1 Points] LuckyBlueSandwich:

Does anyone have an invite for CGMC I could have please?


[1 Points] Kingof2k18:

Can I contact dream market if my bitcoin never got to my balance


[1 Points] Jontotes:

Warning Noob PGP Question(s)!

If I am ordering on Dream Market: I go to Vendor’s page & copy their PGP Key - paste it into a translator, write my message, encrypt my message with Vendor’s key & copy the new encrypted message.

I then go to the order page on Dream & when placing order, I Paste the encrypted message into message field.... Here is the question ....1)do you also click the “encrypt this message” box, that is available right below the message field?

2) Is that considered “double encryption”?

Thank you for your help! I know I’m a noob!


[1 Points] hel_damon:

Hey, i'm buying a bit of xanax from a new vendor who claims they will come in the original Pfizer blister straight from the pharmacy. is there a guide to spotting a fake blister or one that has been tampered with? i'm going to use a fentanyl test kit anyways is there another test kit that i should use?