Vender review: Pelican_Vender LSD

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Direct via email
Product/s reviewed: 25x (+5 free tabs) of 110ug GDF LSD Blotter
International?: Domestic, United States. West coast.
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: 97$
Shipping cost: 0$ (free shipping)
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ ]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
[X]+1 Threw in extra
TOTAL: (23/20 for 115%)

Extra comments: The reason I got the tabs for 97$ with free shipping was because I made a post on here asking what I can buy for 97$ on DNM. /u/Pelican_Vendor offered 25X tabs for 97$ and paid for the shipping. And on top of that sent 30x tabs, so I got 5 extra! http://imgur.com/FOb1mMp So I guess it makes up for no stickers or temporary tattoos. Although a butterfly tramp stamp would of been nice :(. Also pelican, please post a picture of the full sheet or page of the Blotter art plzz :) And thanks for popping my DNM cherry.


Comments


[12 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

HAHAHAH YOU got part of the butt!!!!

I think I got a page of that laying around I will later if I remember!!!


[5 Points] OneHitter_NotAQuiter:

Trip report: I took 2 tabs with my friend (he took 2 aswell) and it feels like they are accurately dosed. I also took some noopept (nootropic racetam) to potinate the trip. I rode 20 miles on my bike with my friend right after we took the tabs to celebrate the upcoming bycical week a couple days ago. And it was lightly raining and it felt extremely euphoric. Everything was intensely warping very well. Listened to the Beatles. Took some nitrous oxide hits on the come-up which was really nice and give me Kaleidoscope vision and extended it the nitrous being on acid. The asphalt started to resemble purple vines and leaves while riding which was really cool. Me and my friend were talking via telepathy on and off subconsciously which was really cool and weird. We ended up getting picked up and bought some more nitrous. At the 9 hour mark we decided to do more whippits. I did 7 in row and had the biggest Revelations of my life. I can't describe it but I encourage everyone to try 200 micrograms with 7+ whippets in a row. These are some good tabs. PLEASE TRY GASSID, PLEASE. It's amazingly indescribably beautiful.


[5 Points] DrugsAreEdgy:

The guy who I taught how to use the deep web just recently ordered a page from pelican, got this pic the other day

https://anonmgur.com/up/dfaacd05e4e4f768101dc38c8a51c626.jpg

The birdman has some fuckin sweet blotter art thats for sure


[4 Points] Waitdudeimtrippin:

What market is pelican on?


[2 Points] unicorn_hustle:

did you get tracking?


[2 Points] Schmaxxx:

I wish someone would teach me to Darkweb ;(


[1 Points] Schmaxxx:

Much tks


[1 Points] iH8BoostMobile:

How do I get ahold of this vender?