You remember when Barbarossa sent out those bunk bars, and we all logically came to the conclusion that Quantik sabotaged Barbarossa's alprazolam plug? Well the same must have happened to TGUK. JOR/GG/BV/HoS formed a cabal and got TGUK's plug to send him impure crystals. Makes the most sense to me, and TGUK would never underdose his tabs.
I bet they fucked his momma too.