When you finally buy some from that guy off Instagram

https://instagram.com/p/-9tl2LFXgg/


Comments


[100 Points] zman3000:

lmfao dealer had to really be a dick to take the time to pay to ship out a package with grass instead of just scamming them and not sending shit.


[83 Points] None:

This is hilarious! Those middle schoolers are pissed.


[74 Points] coffeencreme:

He sold me grass....like from the motherfucking park!


[53 Points] None:

Lol dude, if you gotta buy weed off instagram you probably shouldn't be doing drugs


[29 Points] SickleInThePickle:

Reminds me of when a friend, despite being continually told it was a bad idea, decided to purchase psilocybin from Craigslist (they were in a new city and didn't have connections). I never laughed harder than when I received a text with a picture of sliced Portobello. All I could say was at least he didn't get robbed or arrested.

Despite being burned, he tried a second time and got the real thing. He's thankfully gone on to utilize safer means of acquiring substances.


[25 Points] itsbooming:

"that's fucking leaves!? go kill (almost cries) yourself dude"

Love it.


[11 Points] quantikroidthrowaway:

those instagram plugs are how i found the DNMs. saw one that said "Free samples" and had a feeling it was bullshit but figured id send him my address and a fake name just for the fuck of it basically. two weeks later i had wrote it off and a pack with an eighth of some FIRE shows up in my mailbox. that was my first drugs in the mail experience so needless to say i was pretty stoked. long story short after that i tried to buy an O and got scammed for $200. then a couple weeks later i saw another one of them with a picture of a website with drugs saying something like "gotta get the re-up for you guys". zoomed in on the URL and typed it in and it happened to be right at the time Sheep had a clearnet mirror. never looked back after that


[9 Points] None:

Had a guy try doing this to me in gothenburg. I smelled the bag and yeah lawn grass, fuck you dude. Walked away.

Never pay up front. Check the "drugs".


[4 Points] LedLevee:

Grass. Like from the field.


[4 Points] Dr_Zhivago_:

Sniveling little kids.


[3 Points] btbam666:

Those kids deserved that.


[3 Points] toochill700:

Lmao this made my day though


[2 Points] octomarvel:

Well, at least they have something for show n tell I guess..

=)


[2 Points] offence:

damn this is gold :D


[2 Points] None:

That's great!


[2 Points] no_more_good_times:

more than likely a fake video to dupe idiots into thinking this is real OR funny.


[2 Points] M40concept:

LMFAO this probably same kid that thinks he can turn $100 to $10,000 by sending it to some random IG account


[2 Points] Eveleivibe:

Cn yoi buy Coedine ofd Instigrsm??? MPA?? Mydrugbuddy rsn outt :-(

Evey <3 <£ <4 xxxxxxxxxxxxx


[2 Points] None:

It is rather amusing until I think back to the time I purchased about 4 points of icing sugar in Miami for $100 oh and the dude gave me 3 pairs of sunglasses so I suppose it was not as bad as this video.

This was after initiating my grand plan of asking taxi drivers where to score as I had read that this was the guaranteed way to get the good stuff.

After being abused & chased off by pretty much 4 different taxi drivers I thought I would use the backup plan and just approach shady looking people in the street. It sort of worked, at least it was white powder and I was in Miami.....

I just remember looking out onto Miami beach thinking that a metric fuckton of coke arrives on these shores every single day & all I want is a smidge.

I found Miami a very difficult place to find illicit substances which is the exact opposite of what I was expecting.


[1 Points] aSchizophrenicCat:

Kid in high school sold a girl catnip once... Best part was that the next day she said she get high as fuck off it!


[1 Points] Prison_sex:

Im weak


[1 Points] BrehReally:

Looks like good Grade A grass from the park, I'd totally smoke.


[1 Points] islandMarket:

Should have checked his baggie.