Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

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Comments


[10 Points] JelloCreationist:

Is the "1 (one) shitpost a month" rule every 30 days for each user or just every month for each user? Say if I made a shitpost on April 31th, can I post a new spicy shitpost on may 1rd? Or do I gotta wait 30 days?


[5 Points] JelloCreationist:

Are there any jello vendors on the DNM? Jello is illegal in my country and I've got a couple... Ideas..


[3 Points] hentaikushdragon:

should i send my packs to my old elementary school

edit: is it a good idea to try to set up an old teacher i didn't like by putting their name on the pack???


[2 Points] Delayeddd:

a vendor politely requested no clearweb reviews but suggested I use the DN forum since they have reviews there. Is that common? perhaps for OPSEC?


[2 Points] PS420Ninja:

Can we ask for other terms for mids..... cheapish pot that smokes decent at a good price? Not looking for a source.... just terms... trim is no go... shake would be amazing if it was.shake and not fuck trim....


[2 Points] JustinLHenry:

I want modafinil and phentermine but I dont know how to get or where to get it and I cant get it through prescriptions in the United States. Can anybody help? Reputable website?


[2 Points] random287020:

First time trying to buy something on Alphabay. How am I supposed to relay my address? Do I just put it in the notes field when purchasing?


[2 Points] Swedxd:

Why doesn't alphabay make an iPhone app?


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Tephines:

What's the fastest way to get BTC online without proof of ID or providing other proof? CBA the hassle.


[1 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Who else adores Craiglist ?


[1 Points] thatskank:

Anyone get their packs from slablabz yet?


[1 Points] Newman1118:

Anyone order through the_nod_squad on Hansa in the last few weeks or so? Having a few issues with orders.


[1 Points] lsdinsane:

Can I torrent Bitcoin?


[1 Points] Throawonka:

Are good drugs bad or are bad drugs good ?


[1 Points] Herbal-Higher:

What's everyone using to replace the 'deals of the week' thread?


[1 Points] LubeUpTheOPSEC:

do you think if a lost package is ever found they will try to still mail it when found


[1 Points] None:

can anyone link me to the website that speeds up bitcoin confirmations if you enter the ID? <3 <3


[1 Points] oasisofthings:

Anyone buy ICEGOD's K? Looking to replace megrimlock domestic in Canada. Grimlock just doesn't have ANY communication and it's frustrating.


[1 Points] __plasma:

Is it possible to get adderall/methylphenidate into Singapore? Eg via stealth packaging.


[0 Points] willieboosie:

Ordered some 3-meo on Friday. Vendor marked shipped Saturday night and gave tracking. But tracking just says label created and hasn't been scanned. No movement.

This is only my 3rd time (and last) using dnm's so I'm pretty green and very jumpy over it. I figure that he could have dropped it in a blue box and that explains the no scan yet. But I can't stop being paranoid.

Normal? Don't hate me 😢