the USPS is really slow around christmas! (dont forget to leave positive feedback even though im blatantly lying to you!) I deserve it from collecting your money and overnighting your package! Sorry I cant control the mail! Ive been really busy weighing out 12 seperate grams a week and throwing them into envelopes. You wouldnt understand how hard it is to put a stamp on an envelope and put it in the mailbox. Thats why I charge 30 dollars in shipping. sending out mail is very labor intensive and I deserve as much money as I can get for taking care of my own damn responsibilities. You would understand if you were a self entitled sociopath like me. Drug dealing puts being a coal miner to shame. Very very challenging job.
PS- Sorry about the empty box that showed up. Customs must have opened it. Sorry I dont do refunds but if you place another 3,000 dollar order I will send a free pack of juicyfruit with your order.
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