Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[7 Points] ShulginsCat:

Who do I have to bribe for automod to kill any post mentioning Belize ?


[6 Points] leggieblonde:

Is it safe to frequently lurk /r/Darknetmarkets on an insecure personal computer while logged into a main account?


[4 Points] PaxMainter:

What happened to all the good sand vendors? I need that fire shit asap ferg


[4 Points] 1stdnmorderop:

Steroids - domestic order. Safe?


[3 Points] iGetSpankShit:

Is this subreddit a honeypot? How do we know Astrid isnt law enforcement?


[5 Points] AgoraMarket:

it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

/r/DNMCircleJerk, nuff said. :)


[3 Points] None:

What's up with usps being so damn slow?


[5 Points] dnmsfty:

who decided that full escrow and finalize early should both have the initials FE? that shit can be confusing.


[3 Points] smegmasamich:

What is the difference between Pure Dmt and Pure Dmt plus freebase alkaloids? What about yellow vs white dmt? Is 5-meo-Dmt one of the freebase alkaloids?


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] sn3eky:

What's escrow?


[1 Points] ___pma___:

So I ordered from various Klonopin vendors recently, spread out between a few to keep my friend out of withdrawals after waiting through SleepForever's exit scam (didn't FE although he tried to get me to, praise Bailey Jay).

I'm going to do a review of these as well as another clonazOLAM order sometime soon, but anyhow the one guy who seem trustworthy came through and so did the vendor that seemed most dodgy.

Then I had a small 3rd order with a guy who seemed trustworthy and probably is. He shipped in his 24-48 timeframe apparently and it travelled to his local post office and departed.

He sent me the tracking in plain text once I disputed on Agora after 10 days even though I mentioned to use PGP in my profile.... I didn't take any special precautions then in checking it and it looked at first like it was still way out as departed his post office like a week ago. Then I check again like 5 hours later and suddenly it has arrived at my local post office and should be delivered today.

This order is just 20 pills. I don't deal, just consume and get stuff for a few select friends, but the other order that came last week was 100 pills putting it in "bulk" range maybe. But I don't see WTF that would have to do with this since that already came.

tl;dr: should I rate 3 or 4 out of 5 just for putting my tracking in plain text when I said to use PGP? I'm assuming it comes and is quality I have no need to worry about a CD and got a clean house/drop to protect me here, but still it seems weird, that delay. It was snowing a lot midcountry recently right? I don't watch the news or get out much.


[1 Points] long_wang_big_balls:

I've been out the game a while. What's the current, best, market in everyone's opinion? And what's the current easiest method for purchasing BTC? I used to utilise Barclays Pingit; but I think it got disabled.


[1 Points] Rolltripdance:

What mixture is good/safe to make speedier mdma caps. Preferably something obtainable through the DNM or legal means.


[1 Points] Scowlly:

What's does mmb for packaging/stealth mean?


[1 Points] Throwaway57889:

I ordered 100 x 150 ug tabs from Top_gear_uk that was marked shipped on feb 23rd. I live in the US and from my understanding, his packages are shipped very quickly. It's been two weeks now. Is it possible I was scammed? He seems like a very reputable vendor. Maybe I'm just being paranoid?


[1 Points] None:

What's the best (or your favourite) drug to do at a live sporting event? And what about for watching one at home?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] DrSashaLearyHoffman:

Can I get tails with an ipad or smart phone? I want to use online black market but I'm technologically impaired, I've read hours worth of info in the noob sectionbbut I still don't understand. Is bitcoins and tails the only thing I need? Please help. Sorry its not very detailed but its my third time writing this it keeps messing me up, I'm new here. Thanks.


[1 Points] HelloEnemyOfMyEnemy:

do prices include shipping or is that extra?


[1 Points] amiparanoidweeddude:

thinking of buying from the DNM,

-how much legal trouble would a person get in if they were caught getting sent an 1/8th a weed in the mail? I'm in a illegal but decriminalized state, US.

-also, how likely is it for LE to go after tiny-sized buyer like I would be? if, somehow, they were tipped off by the whole thing, would it lead to a knock on the door, a letter in the mail, or something more serious like a "bust" or investigation?

thanks,


[1 Points] Dosedup:

I ordered a half gram of alpraz powder from caslava EU to USA on 1/25 , waited three weeks ,nothin, took a re ship over 50% refund. It's been two weeks since re ship and nothing yet. What should I do if this one doesn't come?


[1 Points] mist3r0:

ordered 2 envelopes from germany, 2 envekopes usa to usa and a flate rate box domestic also... only the box has shown up. its been 9 days/7 biz days. should my domestics be here by now? why not? does germany take a month to get here?


[1 Points] WillWOrK4BTCs:

Best way to earn free Bitcoin? I might just be honest with r/assistance but they are going to judge me. Trying to save up for ibogaine because the buprenorphine treatment is becoming too expensive to keep up with.


[1 Points] Example1337:

Can anyone vounch for Mephman?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Random, unrelated to DNM question. Does anyone know where I can buy Dexaprine XR (Internationally without it being ridiculously overpriced)? Bodybuilding.com stopped carrying it for some reason.


[0 Points] 27hs7gk09x:

Receiving packages at home makes many people apprehensive about ordering from dnms. If illegal items are sent to a politician or a corporation without their knowledge, they do not get reprimanded. So why do I not hear about alternatives to PO boxes that aren't sketchy mail drops or friends houses etc.

Dnm customers are worldwide and having a physical locations all over is a paramount problem. But besides this can someone tell me what issues I am failing to predict. Here is the sequence as I imagine it:

Make your order. Instead of your home address you put in: Company Name 123 Main St. City near you, Your state 12345. Receive a code or order # (not tracking number) Package arrives at Company Name. You go to pick it up. Enter your order # and your order pops out. You don't interact with anyone and no one working there sees you or asks your name etc.

Clarifying edit I was describing a company or business that receives mail. There is a firm in SF that receives packages for people and delivers them at time and date specified by the recipient, thereby requiring names and addresses of its customers. I was asking why is there not a firm that would receive dm orders to its address and then the recipient can come and pick up their order. Instead of providing a name use a order number or pin code system. The company does not know names or addresses. It does not know what is in the packages either.


[0 Points] delta_eight:

Is FedEx overnight with signature confirmation and insurance a good idea if I'm ordering 2 LBs. that I FE for?


[0 Points] Raycay1:

Im ready to buy on nucleus, how do i use pgp? Vendor said it was necessary and i cant figure out how to do it. The noob section doesnt have any info. Plz help


[-1 Points] thisismy1staccount:

What are some other places to obtain instant or near instant BTC other than Coinbase? I have been using Coinbase for like 2 years now without issue but if for some reason they go down or they make me do some kind of ridiculous verification, where is the next best place to get it?


[-1 Points] thisismy1staccount:

Where can I find some Ibogaine on the DNMs? I did a search here and there were only 2 generally unhelpful threads I could find on this subreddit. Thanks.


[-1 Points] Astrobratt:

where can I buy malware?


[-6 Points] CosmoKev:

  1. Do I really need a VPN on TAILS?

  2. JA MOHN EYE KNEEDD DAT SAHNDD