[Vendor Review] POPPERMACHINE! (Methoxetamine on C9) (MXE)

I'm really fuckin' high right now so I'm just gonna use the damn template.

I did receive this product free.

Details
Vendor: [Methoxetamine]
Market: [Cloud 9]
Product: [MXE]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
Decoy: [NO]
Handwriting: [YES]
Rating
Communication: [8] / 10, not the best but decent enough
Stealth: [8] / 10, no decoy, poorly written return address (product did arrive fine though)
Shipping time: [7] / 10, took four-five days to ship, then a week to arrive
Price value: [10] / 10,
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [7] / 10, it's not the best MXE ever, it's... creeper. Snorted about 50mg without any tolerance about 30min ago, now it's starting to hit me.
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [90] / 100

It's not the best MXE ever, for sure - I've done 50mg, I'm fucked up, but I should be in a hole right now. That said, it got here.

The MXE market is awful right now, with RCI being crazy and Susna's batches being shaky (plus, at her prices you can get MXE on the clearnet). Poppermachine just came back recently, and while it's not fantastic MXE, it did get here. I did have to dose a little higher than normal, but it's definitely MXE and I'm pretty fucking spaced out.

Wow. I shouldn't have started writing this on product. This is terrible.

Anyways, I can't say anything particularly bad about this vendor - I think he just got slammed in lieu of the recent craziness in the MXE market, and had some issues with it. If he can just be a little more reliable on shipping time (and he's said things are improving), I see no reason not to be purchasing MXE from him. I just wish it was a little more potent. RCI definitely had stronger MXE, but the dude's burning packages and shit, supposedly... too much crazy.

I'll update this as I test the product more, too.

Edit 1 - forgot to mention, weighed out to around 1.3g. Not bad. I am still getting higher - this is some slow ass MXE but shit I'm fucked up.


Comments


[4 Points] Fbulol:

50mg isn't a hole dose. That's more around 80-90+. And in my experience it takes at least 60 to start really getting the confusing slow walk dissociative state. And besides all that this is some creeper mxe, in my review I did two 30mg lines back to back, wrote the review for about 30mins and said it was decent. Then the full extent of it hit another 30-40 mins later.

Did yours have tracking on it? Popper said that apparently all of them do have tracking but has yet to get back to me on my missing 6g order.


[2 Points] None:

I think ReconnoiterConscious on Agora might be a decent MXE vendor, look into him if you'd like


[2 Points] None:

Fuuuuuck why hasn't mine arrived yet. The daily walk back from the empty mailbox is getting depressing.

I don't want to open a dispute or anything because poppermachine seems genuinely upset that this whole thing went down - but damn I just wish I had some idea of when to expect the package.


[2 Points] poppermachine:

I HAVE TRACKING NUMBERS FOR EVERYONE MESSAGE ME YOUR ZIP CODE (USE MY PGP KEY) I can give you your update.


[1 Points] None:

Not too confident in this supplier right now. Seems to RCI-ish. I will wait until he tightens ship a bit to give him a try...found somebody that is solid that I am happy with for now...!


[1 Points] dastampmasta:

Ive never heard of anyone holing off just 50mg.. Those are high expectations IMO


[-1 Points] mxethrowaway75:

This isn't really a fair review on the quality of the product. You took 50mg, and the effects you describe sound exactly what 50mg should produce. That isn't an M-Hole dose, even with no tolerance at all. And 30 minutes is the average come-up time, it doesn't sound like it's creeping at all.