USPS breaking news: Informed Delivery has gone live. No longer do you have to guess when your drugs are coming.

Heres a snapshot of the awesomeness

Hate not being able to track packages because your seller wont give you the tracking number for "security"? Or worse, when they don't even have a tracking number on the parcel and instead send it in an envelope?

Fret not... USPS has your back. With Informed Delivery by USPS, you no longer have to keep greeting the mailman everyday. Instead, you can get text notifications when the mailman arrives, even if you dont have any tracked packages. Not only will you get notifications of what exact PARCELS you'll be getting, but EVEN WHAT LETTERS YOU'LL BE GETTING, so if your seller hasn't paid for tracking, you could still know when you will be getting your drugs.

And best of all Informed Delivery is completely free. You should sign up.. do it.

It is currently in beta so it has some issues but in the meantime enjoy.

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Comments


[16 Points] StonedturtIe:

Yeah dude this has been a thing for months now


[4 Points] MuchoLoco:

This has been a thing . Where have you been


[3 Points] None:

I dunno Kirill... This sounds kinda bad in terms of OPSEC. I know you don't really care about that thing as much as some of us do but I'm paranoid. The gov't taking photos of ALL of my mail? And if one of my vendors gets caught (has happened a few times), then the lizards will track down my vendor's drop address and whatever s/he has sent out. That just doesn't sound good. Either way you are a verysmart meth scientist so I will take your word for it


[3 Points] Justlookinofficer:

Theres been an iphone app for this for months...and it only tells you what letters are being put in your mailbox that day, it doesnt actually track this type mail. Ive had it for about a year and the app for a couple of months.


[1 Points] None:

Yo so uhm man dude bro help is this OPsex if I do it with a VPN on TOR? I can't burn my mom's house down and move to Balyze.


[1 Points] weeeeee6:

This has been a thing for about 6-8 months now. Now they are saving all packages and envelopes you get through the mail onto a database. fuck me right.


[1 Points] losfalcor:

Sounds like. Hassole for the ups man


[1 Points] Clix828:

Fucking post office box doesn't support it yet


[1 Points] strongislandxoc:

sometimes it doesnt even work, got some deliveries and they had tracking numbers but never showed up in the informed delivery. Sometimes I see a lot of my neighbor hoods letters on mine. I guess they still working things out.


[1 Points] PleaseScratchMyBalls:

Sweet, I just signed up for this


[1 Points] dncrumbs:

I thought Informed Delivery was only for regular non-package mail. I admittedly haven't really been paying attention but I don't recall ever seeing scans of my priority envelopes.


[1 Points] None:

Vendors genuinely don't give you tracking for a couple of days for actual OPSEC......you do realize police order too right? Police can then using the tracking number route it's paths and get a general location of where it was sent from. You are the definition of an asshole privileged customer wanting the world of vendors who take on astronomical risks delivering your drugs. Fuck you and have a good day.


[1 Points] None:

Old news...


[1 Points] For_supreme2:

I've been getting this for months now buddy. It's real convenient, huh?


[1 Points] coffeencreme:

Guys I don't get this. Our postal system is different from yours so I am maybe just missing something but how can you have plausible denial if you've actively tracked the package?