Not a shitpost.
Yesterday I was riding with two friends, and I was on my way to drop them off somewhere. I was speeding just a little bit (58 in a 50), and saw got pulled over. I knew we had a blunt or two rolled up in the backseat, so when the cop said "where's the weed" I just handed it to him (generally you just would get a fine, we hadn't smoked in the car and the car didn't smell of smoke - just bud).
He asked if we had any more... I didn't think we did. I tell him I don't believe so.
Turns out one of my friends had two ounces in his bookbag. The other had an ounce in a jar in the back seat.
Cop put me and my buddies in hand cuffs. They put me in the back of the car and talk to my friends. He proceeds to more search my car more vigorously, and finds the decoy (can't describe it for obvious reasons) and it was so well thought out and put together that he just tossed it on the floor. I had a little less than a sheet in there. He never took a second look at it.
They let us all go... the cop said he could've given me a DUI, intent to distribute marijuana, a hefty possession charge, etc. I was so sure I was going to jail.
we end up getting everything confiscated, total of just under 3 ounces of marijuana and a small bowl. The cop said since it's a first offense for two of us, he's going to "cut us a break"
We ended up getting a fine of $50. All three of us, each. I got the speeding ticket too of $135. If he had found a sheet of LSD I'm very sure I wouldn't have gotten off That easy, cause I said I had no more drugs in my car.
Fuck, I got lucky. I'm not gonna have pot in my car for like a whole week Then I'll get over it, probably.
He took your weed and is going to smoke it at his next 'blue bbq'. I am sorry to hear this happened, but I liked hearing that he didn't find the L!!!
Also, don't speed with drugs in the car!