Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[4 Points] panflip:

Why is bailey jay in the reddit header image??


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[3 Points] FecalPostingNutsack:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck was high on meth?


[3 Points] lint_goblin:

What's with the banner?


[2 Points] Brandan003:

Any thoughts on taking pressed pills w crushed Molly in a capsule?

Which one should I take first and which one should I redose with?

Tips??


[2 Points] None:

Well here goes the stupid questions...how exactly would I go about obtaining steroids?


[2 Points] HushUp7:

Can we delete the ladyboy shit?


[1 Points] pnut_butterjelly:

Can you eat the gel from fentanyl slow release gel patches for a high? Is there a way to measure out the gel into oral doses?


[1 Points] josemarshalls:

Two part: Is it possible to purchase with Ethereum? and when shipped what would the package/envelope say/have on it, my only concern with this whole ordeal is the physical mailing aspect


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[1 Points] slyman05:

I understand the concept behind two factor authentication but what are the two factors? Thanks


[1 Points] throwawayG7322:

So ive seen the way vendors can sign their own pgp key to prove it is theirs and not someone copy pastaing trying to immitate them. My next question is is that on tails how do you encrypt your public pgp with your private pgp to create a signature to show your are the actually owner.


[1 Points] sn1zzb0mb:

Hey dudes I'm getting started and have a couple quick Qs already. Lemme know if any of my questions are verboten.

I'll be running TAILS off a USB stick. I don't want to permanently install it, just use it for this stuff. The TAILS site said I'd actually need TWO USB sticks. Will I need that or is it just if you want a permanent install?

Dunno if I'm allowed to ask this, but what's the typical price range for adderall on these markets? That's mostly what I'm interested in.

Also, who is the girl in the banner? thanks.


[1 Points] cowpow69:

So i have a couple questions if y'all dont mind.

Basically, I have tails setup on a usb drive, everytime I shut down it erases everything I have done, correct? Well if that's the case do I have to make a private key each time over and over? If not where is my private key located in tails each time? And if so, how do vendors and other people know it is actually me? I've seen alot of people saying to never give out your private key, which i get, but when ur in tails and you make a key for a specific market, that is NOT your private key but the public key you want to give to people within that market, right?

The other question is about bitcoin tumbling. I've been reading a bunch and I think i get it. You buy the coin > goes to your bitcoin wallet > send thru a tumbler service > send to other bitcoin wallet that you aren't connected to. Is that how it works?

Thanks for reading if you did, I'm trying to get started as soon as possible and I have about 95% of this whole process figured out, just a few things I need clarification on. Thanks


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[1 Points] idtoss:

Which is better, an OS like OS X or Windows with a VPN + Tor (I'd rather my VPN provider than my ISP) or simply Tails?


[0 Points] frankbronco:

if if ever want to know what to listen too while on any substance other than uppers... lol hit me unless its mdma haha. I got the answers


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[-4 Points] None:

is buying bitcoin required to do this? i went to the bank and tried to get them a hundred and said it was for a sack of coke, i thought it was the governments behind all this???????