I swear this never happens

Last night, my girlfriend invites me over for sexy time...I was so goddamn stoked. Shit gets going...hot n heavy....then BOOM I FE'd.

horrified.


Comments


[109 Points] EastOaklandCase_Boys:

I hope you don't get an unexpected CD in 9 months.


[18 Points] AgoraMarket:

Remember to leave her good feedback, at least. 😊


[13 Points] ALIENSBLEEDLSD:

Did you at least have proper opsec?


[6 Points] SLEvEnXVF4:

At least you fe'd once you knew product was legit. I would call that an " auto finalize" though.


[7 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

At least you did update. You can't hold your coin in escrow for too long. When you've just woken up, a quick deal can be just the ticket.

Anyway, you're the man and you're satisfied so what's the problem? its not like women can have orgasms.

EDIT well who would have thought it? I don't like women to talk afterwards. And anyway, they're usually trapped under my snoring dead weight within seconds of finishing.

Handy BBMC tip Don't waste money on expensive mechanical buckaroo machines.

Just say another woman's name when you're making love, and see how long you can stay "on" for.


[5 Points] cth_123:

Review when pack lands in 9 months


[3 Points] otsismi:

Is this all code for something? What does this have to do with dark net. Not a cop.


[3 Points] robocop-31:

LOL


[1 Points] None:

Call your mom.


[1 Points] justaniceyoungman:

UPDATE: 1/5


[1 Points] ContentEnt:

Wh.... What?


[-14 Points] suckatittyfuckapussy:

Next thing that he finds out, he nutted in her and hopes shes CLEAN and doesnt get PREGO