Time To Celebrate 9000....Its My Birthday!!!!

Its my mother fucking birthday.....Lets fucking party like its 1999.....Bahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!

So smoke.....bomb.....plug or shoot whatever the fuck it is you love to to & let's celebrate a true hero of the DNM world...ME....Bahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

I am the Demi-God /u/RIP_Meth_9000 & I command you to get sideways!!!!!!

Meth Is Life!!!!

The METH Must Flow!!!!

Yes....I am the goddamn life of this party!!!!

Send BTC!!!!!

Save The Whales!!!!

Just Say No!!!!

9000 / 2020!!!!


Comments


[47 Points] penismith:

Save The Whales!!!!

I knew you liked them big gals.


[21 Points] None:

Rip OPSEC.


[18 Points] None:

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[8 Points] None:

Bad opsecs now we know ur birthday


[5 Points] Elisa-Yamaha:

Happy birthday! :)


[6 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

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[4 Points] freeusebandodge:

I will nap responsibly for the both of us.


[5 Points] None:

I like this guy, he understands me.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] hhayn:

Happy birthday


[3 Points] Joskins:

happy birthday.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] GiantRobotMonkey:

My hero


[3 Points] RookieMafia:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!

btw we share the same birth month (:


[3 Points] whitekidspaz:

Happy b day homie! Smoke some meth for me! I'll take a fat dab for you!


[3 Points] LovelyResearcher:

Meth is indeed the best :)


[3 Points] One_Armada:

Today, I bought my first DNM G in your honor. Should be here on Wednesday!


[3 Points] Coop_NotForDrugs:

Happy Bday Meth! Hope you get twisted as fuck! I'm SUPER new to the dark net gang, but what the fuck ever!!!!! Get fucking bent and enjoy it man!


[3 Points] CodeineKings:

happy birthday, man


[3 Points] theheeguy10:

Lol. Your fucking crazy man. Crack me up though. Happy bday dont stay up to long bro.


[3 Points] Tenandtwoturner:

Used to hate seeing your posts pop up, now I look forward to them! There's meth to your madness :)


[3 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

President u/RIP_Meth_9000!! I believe! Meth for every man, woman and children! The drugs must flow across the nation!


[3 Points] monkeystew580:

METH 9001!!


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[2 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I really wish I could smoke meth with you IRL


[2 Points] Ph1lthyD:

Happy BDay, wish you a nice Party with Friends/Family. ;D


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] jeremywbr:

Facebook livestream yourself plugging(shelfing?) a G


[2 Points] SamsColas:

I can't think of a better time to wait on a pack of meth than right now, during 9000s birthweek


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] XxVALKENxX:

Don't really fuck with meth, but this post made me happy I'll be smokin a j for ya, happy birthday haha


[1 Points] Nano-Bunny:

So, you gonna get yourself one of those fancy plastic looking geode cakes, but instead of sugar crystal shards it will be actual crystal shards? It'd probably taste horrible but that would be one damn good cake.

Also it's good to see you around again.


[1 Points] dododopem:

You must be lonely irl 9000...


[1 Points] BakedPastaParty:

Happy birthday 9k hope im not too late :o)


[1 Points] None:

FUCKING METH 90000000000

Today was supposed to be a break but I'll light up a bowl for you, you crazy motherfucker.


[1 Points] Tapazod:

And I thought it was just an ordinary weekend. Happy birthday bro


[1 Points] PHattygrilledcheese:

Happy birthday man. Id offer to send you a couple new pipes but thats up to you.


[1 Points] None:

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!! I use many alt accounts so u don't realize it but u and I have been friends for a year now!!!!!!!!!!! hbd


[1 Points] trash6666:

Been gone for a year and come back around 9000's bday.. Fuck yea

Happy birthday my dude!


[1 Points] trapgoddirtywater:

Opsec be damned!


[0 Points] bigbawlzxm:

You're gonna go to hell, boy


[-3 Points] KigurumiMajin:

I'm not wishing you a happy birthday.