Im a boof addict

Ever since I was a kid i was fascinated with putting things in my butt, however i would get a scolding from my parents so i'd stop but the thoughts wouldnt leave my brain. I first smoked weed when i was 14, i first boofed weed when i was 16. Yeah yeah inb4 "boofin weedz wont get ya ston3d brahh" no we would cook them into firecrackers and shove them up. Next the pills entered my life bars oxys adderall mucinex you name it up my ass Zipp. Now im broke i got no friends no family no drugs, but my addiction wasnt in the drugs, its in the boof. I havent eatten or dranken anything through my mouth in 6 months. I dip tampons in water and boof that shit, cheeseburgers from mcds up the ass. My darkest moment was when i had nothing to boof so i just shoved my fist up my ass and fell asleep, 8 hours laters my bum had almost eatten my entire arm. Medics came and able to extract my arm but not my hand... myhand is boof. Rehab was no help, in rehab the boofing is endless. I was deemed uncurable and sent back on the streets. Now here i lay in my local library typing my last words before i boof my phone...


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[138 Points] Jouserious:

"My hand is boof"


[106 Points] stabBarbie:

Fascinating.


[56 Points] Pinga1234:

What a shitpost


[38 Points] None:

You're not alone my friend. You should contact Boofaholics Anonymous. There is hope for people like you and me.


[24 Points] intothestarz:

10/10 would boof again


[17 Points] oogyboogy2:

Gives a new meaning to assburgers


[14 Points] YogaKid:

Hmmm where im located boofing is doing meth, or a boofer = meth head. Any one else?

P.S. Your post is disgusting


[9 Points] None:

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[5 Points] angusfred123:

post a pic of the hand


[8 Points] None:

Come boof this k pack boi


[7 Points] zycamzip:

/r/nosleep


[4 Points] Magicpurpleponyrider:

Boof a buffalo wing


[4 Points] Em42:

If you've shoved your fist (and relaxed enough to get your arm in as well) up there I think maybe you just like sticking things up there and that's ok. There's less destructive ways to get that fix than just shoving every random thing you can get your hands on up there (including your hand).

I think you need a high quality butt plug. I recommend something made out of silicone as they're easy to keep clean and not so cold as stainless or glass (also not breakable like glass). Juat don't use silicone based lube with silicone toys, you can use oil based with them though, I use organic coconut oil a lot of the time myself. I'm quite fond of my collection of butt plugs and anal friendly dildo's. It's not something to be ashamed of.

I'm guessing you're a guy so the prostate simulation ought to make it even more pleasurable than it is for me as I'm a girl. You should at least give it a try. A beginner butt plug is cheap and if you have no porn shops near you or are afraid to go in and buy one, there's Amazon or a plethora of other online retailers that sell sex toys.


[3 Points] 18_Farralon_Ave:

I wanna say something. I read this post and all the replies, and it just cheered me up after a crap week. Why? 'Cuz you are all fucking funny freaks. Seriously. Boof this.... McD's Szechuan hot sauce, knuckles, filet o fish, whatever. It's all good. Boof-o-Matic away!!


[2 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

That flair. How absolutely appropriate.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] fartcomposer:

I heard if you boof your food youll poop out your mouth


[1 Points] madeusch:

This is great especially the hand is boof part


[1 Points] Amanda-Binds:

Boof is life? :(


[1 Points] SquidwardGhost:

I was about to say 'boofing'? Like taking drugs rectally or something??? contemplates boofing xanax Of course you can't stick weed up your butt and get that high though.


[1 Points] alphagaysupport:

https://youtu.be/ez8wH827Dog


[1 Points] Exgumi:

Yo I feel the same way, currently boofing my own anus as we speak


[1 Points] mathsndrugs:

r/RCmemes


[1 Points] thascarecro:

BOOF. Not even once.


[1 Points] Biocyte:

For real, idk if it's the weed or the shitpost itself, but what a fucking fascinating story man, daamn [6]


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] simplemindedslut:

Boof is life! Bahahahaaaaa!


[1 Points] larry7220:

I cant believe this got upvoted so much......


[1 Points] WGDalton:

I forgive you.


[1 Points] YaBoiPip:

Thank you for this. God is alive.


[1 Points] burqalurqa:

HAHAHAHA fuckin boofhead


[1 Points] Grumpy_Bump:

This is copypasta worthy


[1 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Looser..........Bahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!


[1 Points] None:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE LOL


[1 Points] theheeguy10:

Dude you would love prison. Your addiction would be fullfilled


[1 Points] zombilives:

cit:'i boof cheeseburger


[0 Points] Dethdealer668:

Lololol epic troll is epic