Multi-Vendor Review: abLoneLSD 10
, Zerthebest 7
, MrSuperMario 8
, TeamMethod 9
, mretiz 9
, GreanLeafLabs 8
Hi, all. These are all from AlphaBay, ordered U.S.-to-U.S., and paid via market escrow account, no FE. These are all worthy of recommendation; no bums this round.
The Quick Run-Down (tl;dr)
Product | Vendor | Score | Price | Shipping |
---|---|---|---|---|
LSD | abLoneLSD | 10/10 | $32 (5 tabs) | $3.50 First Class /5 days |
Meth | Zerthebest | 7/10 | $110 (3.5g) | $10 First Class /8 days |
Meth | MrSuperMario | 8/10 | $100 (3.5g) | $5 First Class /3 days |
Meth | TeamMethod | 9/10 | $125 (3.5g) | $25 Express /2 days |
Etizolam | mretiz | 8/10 | $80 - 100 pills | $6.80 Priority /4 days |
Flubromazepam | mretiz | 10/10 | $30 (300mg/15mL) | $0 (combined) /4 days |
Blue Haze | GreenLeafLabs | 8/10 | $105 (14g) | $7.50 Priority /4 days |
GSC Nug Run | GreenLeafLabs | 8/10 | $40 (1g) | $0 (combined) /4 days |
The Reviews
ACID
abLoneLSD
- "LSD 25 PREMIUM QUALITY [W.O.W.]"
- COST: $31.50 ($6.30 per hit)
S&H: $3.50 "2-5 Business Days NO REFUNDS/RESHIPS" (5 days)
RATING===================
Communication: 10/10 Stealth: 10/10 Shipping time: 10/10 Price value: 8/10 Aesthetics: 10/10 Weight: 10/10 Quality: 10/10 Transaction: 10/10 Vendor: 10/10
So the idea behind "white-on-white" acid is that the acid crystals are pure, and hence: clear/white; and the blotter itself is completely stark naked white so impurities would show were it to be impure. It "proves" its own purity in this manner, if you will. This acid is no exception. Exhilirating and full of charm, colors, sophisitication, mystery, and music, my God man, it's like someone lets you in on a secret about music while you're tripping on pure L. Get some, drop drops, throw down :)
SHARDS
Zerthebest
- "3.5 Grams Crystal Meth Ice Shards"
- COST: $110.00
S&H: $10.00 | Shipping: 8 days
RATING==================
Communication: 8/10 Stealth: 8/10 Shipping time: 5/10 Price value: 7/10 Aesthetics: 6/10 Weight: 9/10 Quality: 7/10 Transaction: 7/10 Vendor: 7/10
I believe this is the same vendor that I've seen on other markets with a similar title. I don't know what's up with his tina, but it's definitely deliberately cut with something, (plus maybe unconverted pseudoephedrine from a hydroiodic acid reduction?). The shards had some kind of visibile contaminate, mostly outside the formed shards, that looked very much like red phosphorus, but maybe it's just me being nostaglic for the old days before all the scheduling and watching. Regardless, crushing it and acetone-washing it did not remove all the cut, so whatever it is might have an amine and/or no affinity for ice-cold anhydrous acetone. I just plain don't feel like recrystallizing small amounts of meth... it's tedious, and consider: it might need another RP/I/E firing to convert that final 30% or so...
MrSuperMario
- "3.5 Grams Meth"
- COST: $100
S&H: $5.00 | USPS First Class: 3 days
RATING===================
Communication: 10/10 Stealth: 8/10 Shipping time: 9/10 Price value: 8/10 Aesthetics: 8/10 Weight: 8/10 Quality: 8/10 Transaction: 8/10 Vendor: 8/10
A lot of people have been praising this gear, but it seemed pretty standard for the DNMs. Big, mostly pure shards amid a scattering of pebbles and white, MSM snow. Honestly, it's good stuff, just nothing particularly amazeballs or ultra-clean, and certainly carrying the ~10-15% standard cartel cut. I will say though that the customer service is very prompt and friendly. That goes a long way these days on the DNMs.
TeamMethod
- "New Batch - 3.5 Grams Great Quality Crystal Meth - Escrow"
- COST: $125.00
S&H: $25.00 | USPS Express 1-2 Days - 2 days
RATING===================
Communication: 10/10 Stealth: 9/10 Shipping time: 10/10 Price value: 10/10 Aesthetics: 9/10 Weight: 9/10 Quality: 9/10 Transaction: 10/10 Vendor: 10/10
TeamMethod has been my de facto go-to vendor for quality shards as of late. It's still cut a little bit, but the shards themselves are really clean / mostly pure, and the powder is easily acetone-washed to yield ~90% weight as bright white meth, or shards again if you have the patience to grow pretty crystals. And maybe I should, since crystallization itself is actually a purification technique - impurities getting locked outside the slowly forming lattice, etc. But yep, straight up, this is the best gear I've seen on the DNMs lately.
BENZOS
mretiz
- "Etizolam Etilaam Blue Pills 1MG-100 Pills"
- COST: $86.80
S&H: $6.80 | USPS Priority Mail - 4 days
"Flubromazepam PG Solution 300mg per 15ml bottle"
COST: $30.00
S&H: $0.00 | combined shipping - 4 days
RATING===================
Communication: 10/10 Stealth: 9/10 Shipping time: 10/10 Price value: 9/10 Aesthetics: 9/10 Weight: 9/10 Quality: 10/10 Transaction: 10/10 Vendor: 10/10
Yes, you can find dirt cheap "Tiz" if you don't mind it being super-potent initially and then figure out individual dosing... It costs like ~10x more, but I sure do love little blister packs filled with 1mg Etiz pills. Doesn't even look shady like that; put them in your luggage and fly all over with them, fearless, because they look like allergy medicine.
Oh and Flu-Bro is the shit. Balanced benzo - not too derpy, not too sleepy, hits me just right and lasts a good while. Perfect for that comedown time.
HERBS
GreenLeafLabs
- "14g Blue Haze - High Quality Weed"
- COST: $112.50
S&H: $7.50 | Priority Shipping - 4 days
RATING===================
Communication: 10/10 Stealth: 9/10 Shipping time: 8/10 Price value: 9/10 Aesthetics: 8/10 Weight: 9/10 Quality: 8/10 Transaction: 10/10 Vendor: 10/10
"1g Girl Scout Cookies Shatter Medical Marijuana Extract (Nug Run)"
COST: $40.00
S&H: $0 - combined shipping - 4 days
RATING===================
Communication: 10/10 Stealth: 9/10 Shipping time: 8/10 Price value: 9/10 Aesthetics: 8/10 Weight: 9/10 Quality: 8/10 Transaction: 10/10 Vendor: 10/10
The buds weren't the best, but the price was friendly, and they still had me plenty blazed, so I can't complain. Blue Haze is a strain that I've seen run the gamut from near-middies to potent, crystal-laden buds. This was somewhere in the middle, I'd say.
As to the Shatter - yeah this really hit the spot. Probably made from decent shake w/ popcorn nugs, but not trim at least... good flavor, excellent headspace. It's no wonder Girl Scout Cookies took the 2013 Cannabis Cup Award.
Hey...A meth review post that does not give all 10's on product quality.
ZTB....
SuperMario...
TeamMethod...
Kudos on such a killer & HONEST review my friend :-) You Rock!!!!!!