Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[3 Points] simplemindedslut:

I'm number one, yeah! What do I get?


[3 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

DaFuk is up with this flood of NOOB questions so freaking early????? Needs More COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


[2 Points] anonmane03:

Lets say a market gets seized and they can see all the bitcoin transactions ever on that site.. if someone bought coins on LBC (clearnet), sent them to electrum on tails, then to market and made a purchase. How hard would be for LE to track the coins from the market back to the LBC account? Does electrum on tails help make the coins more anonymous?


[2 Points] Estar3000:

When a market is seized, what happens to the customers?


[1 Points] DiaperDankFrank11:

So i drank a shitload ln then took half an addy ir 30 mg. Havent slept and im up! Haha. Praise no work for a couple days.


[1 Points] Fe4u:

I fe'd 100 bucks and received nothing. Is this normal?


[1 Points] CLD44:

Are there any good free vpn's?


[1 Points] Estar3000:

When a market gets seized, what happens to all of the customers?


[1 Points] myusernamehere1:

How can you obtain bitcoin without using an ID and with minimal extra fees?


[1 Points] 2pac-alypse:

How do I wash my 4mmc


[1 Points] 2pac-alypse:

How much for a sheet and who off? Cheapest


[1 Points] LSDHippo:

2 state trooper cars were hanging around on my road a few weeks ago. I cleaned house because I thought I was going to get a CD because I had 4 packs on the way 2 international to the US. Both international orders were small but pretty bad substances to be caught with. My 2 domestic orders arrived shortly after this incident with no evidence of being tampered with and I'm clearly still here. International orders are still a no show whch I placed over a month ago. Never recieved a love letter or phone call. Is my address burned do you guys think? Still keeping house clean for a while and using drop houses for now; but I'd prefer to not have to drive around to pick up packs ya know?


[1 Points] LSDHippo:

How bad of OPSEC is it to use an alternate reddit account to check this forum every few days from my phone? Just as a buyer. Also I used to text a lot about drugs and even used facebook messenger once last year. If I ever get caught ordering from the darknet would this be brought foreward as evidence? I have been focusing a lot on inproving my OPSEC this year with the use of tails, wiped all my old computers, deleted old reddit accounts. I'm just curious if all this is for nothing since I had bad OPSEC in the past.


[1 Points] MyBicklsDig:

whats the best darknet bitcoin wallet? I'm currently using shadow wallet and want to know if there's anything better


[1 Points] None:

What's a human safe dye I can use to dye powdered mdma?


[-1 Points] None:

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