1-800Hotlinebling 93 Percent Coke Review! 0.3G Promo for $5!!

I'm fucking loyal to JSL, I'm accustomed to insane 95 percent purity with no additives, haven't really deviated from his gear since May (because why would I ?)... but he went on Vaca mode and this dude popped up... almost seemed too good to be true, like is LE compiling a list of domestic cokeheads? Haha no...

Anyway, stealth is on point... highly effective, mylar, baggie, inconspicuous residential west coast personal return address, no vac seal but didn't seem necessary given the circumstances... didn't weigh, but definitely at least 0.3g as advertised. Having had verified 95 percent purity as well as 90 from other vendors I can attest that 93 percent is very believable with 95 percent purity I typically have ZERO drip, but this stuff is fucking awesome and the drip is very minimal. Euphoric, extremely energizing... tasty... pic included below.

I'm fucking high so I'll use a 1-20 rating system because 1-10 feels weirddd... Service/Comms: 20/20 Product/Value: 20/20 Stealth 19/20

PRISTINE BABY! (CLEARNET AND NSFW):

imgur.com/wc6Aff2


Comments


[6 Points] ToShowWithWords:

"didn't weigh, but definitely at least 0.3g as advertised." god I hate dipshits like this. Reminds me of all the people who eyeballed etizolam powder then blacked out. Eyeballing drugs when you havn't had a particular batch before is very inaccurate, the density varies wildly due to how compact the powder is (which has nothing to do with purity). "I can attest that 93 percent is very believable with 95 percent purity" what a cocksucker, when will people learn that they cannot tell the subjective difference between 95mg and 86mg. There are so many more important factors that effect the subjective experience than the amount ingested. Set and setting effects stimulants too (not as much as psyadelics or empathogens but it's still very important). Being excited about it will improve the experience along with what you do while high and who you do it with and how excited they are. Also why the hell does a ziplock in mylar without a vacuum seal and no decoy or anything else get 9.5/10 for stealth. If I just put loose coke in a flat rate envelope and mailed it to you I'd get 8/10 from you "8/10 stealth could be better but there was no trace it had drugs in it from the outside". chance of shill, very high.


[2 Points] QwisoNewb:

Market? And is it still going on?


[2 Points] Early_C:

Redditor account 2 hours old....


[2 Points] bondsbro:

Whatta feen. You silly peen.


[2 Points] Xanaxandsuicide:

EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOU