This happened about 30 minutes ago. I'm chilling alone in my room, when suddenly I someone pounding on my apartment door. Five bangs, loud enough that you feel like you have to answer it. I look through the looking glass. Older guy, glasses, UPS uniform. Oh shit. I open the door.
Before I start speaking, he says, politely but very firmly, "would you come down with me?"
Aside from the adrenaline, the only thing going through my head is, am I about to be raided? I say, "what for?"
"You got a TV."
Oh right, my roommate bought a bigass TV for himself. I wasn't high, but everything happened so fast that I didn't have time to think that this isn't at all how a CD plays out, or that I wasn't even expecting a package. In hindsight, the guy was probably in a big hurry, and must have thought that the TV was being expected by everyone in the apartment.
Even if you're doing everything right OPSEC-wise, there's always that feeling in the back of your head, that says what if. Stay safe everyone.
I hope the TV was vac sealed and came with a decoy, vendors are so careless these days