Just hope nobody gets one of these.

Only ejuice but still annoying. Says they care. Riiight. I wrote on it but I bet people have tried this with vendors already.

http://imgur.com/JWbrfnX


Comments


[3 Points] None:

I got a letter like that with shatter still in it.


[1 Points] Jay-__:

I don't get it? :/

Edit: see my other comment.


[1 Points] honestlyimeanreally:

Doesn't matter if they don't tear open the pack... Drugs don't "break" really lol


[-4 Points] sinned_:

As a 6 year veteran of the bulk mailing industry, I realized these things are fucking amazing for fucking with people... and started saving them up whenever I came across them

One story that sticks out in my mind, as a youngin' I quickly climbed the ladder of a and rose to the rank of Overnight Presort Department Lead. We had a few sorting machines, but any ~important~ mail was fed into said machines by myself or the Overnight Mailing Supervisor (my superior)... With clients like a credit card company, an excessive amount of financial institutions and even an entire state government trusting your company with their mail, you can't just have just any member of our impeccable staff like Doug "Always Smells Like Old E" Wallace or Gloria (who was eventually fired/arrested for stabbing her boyfriend on the plant floor with a box cutter during another shift)... So these clients were left up to us.

One night my superior was feeding mail from a large medical center/university and came across two letters addressed to two separate men in two separate prisons but both bared a return address of the same female. They were very explicit and heartfelt love letters.

Needless to say, the letters were damaged in automation which caused ripping to both envelopes, and somehow when the letters were being inserted into their respective "We Care" bags the letters were switched, so Joey Jo Jo got Marvin Monroe's letter and vice versa

I think it was worth the last two We Care bags I had stashed.