You got a Wizinator? Ever heard of the 'certo' method.?
And i mean like not smoke once a month, but like maybe up until a weeks point you may have a UA.
Just wondering, thanks
Anyone here on probation and smoke?
You got a Wizinator? Ever heard of the 'certo' method.?
And i mean like not smoke once a month, but like maybe up until a weeks point you may have a UA.
Just wondering, thanks
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Certo does work. But you gotta know when they are piss testing you for that to work.
[1 Points] alexdahbomb:
if you are on county/state probation they most likely watch you piss right? well whizinators don't look like real dicks and to make it flow you have to like make a clicking noise. the gelatin method only works on dip stick tests. if its a lab test you can't really pass is. the best thing you can do is dilute your piss and take b12 to make your piss yellow
[1 Points] Dankphi:
Yeah i wish i could reply to you all at once and have you get the notification, but ill just write my own comment here and if you see it- cool, if not, its cool too, convos over i guess.
But yeah, i already pissed a couple times. At first i couldnt just mentally having the fucker look at me, it wouldnt come out.
Second time, i had to so i drank a red bull and so much water, i never had to piss that bad in my life like i was about to jsut piss in the waiting room. Finally they called my number and i begged the bitch in front of me to go first shes like alright. I pissed, next time i came in to see my PO first thing he says is you have to re-do your UA because it was diluted. (He usually calls right after he gets the test and somethings not right, but he just didnt that time) i was clean anyway, at that time. And so i managed to piss in fron of the dude, clean since nothing happened, and that was a month ago. Im on random tests, next PO visist is coming to my house oct 29 (Gotta stash all my pieces heheheh).
But the thing is, i am a productive smoker. Im a businessman, i just havent smoked for a month and a half and im good, but my mind works so much better when i smoke, and i smoke heavy. So.. I just, I have to find a way to be able to smoke on probation and piss clean :I.
Its 2015, how do we still not have like the perfect detox drink where you drink it and your clean for some hours, simple. Am i right?. But oh well, its all gucci.
You guys stay up and safe. If anymore experience stories or reccomendations, throw em down, thanks.
Peace
[1 Points] MensRightsActivia:
I was on probation for a year and towards the end I decided to start smoking again. I just smoked a small amount and diluted my urine. I was able to smoke days before the test. if you're on probation they watch you for the test, so you can't use fake urine.
[1 Points] Rdns:
Dude do not move to California there are so many fucking people here its insane lmao
[0 Points] C4000c:
with 4 days you can take azo standard ( womens urinary tract infections medication) that you can buy at walmart, some of the azo standard packs also come with hugh cranberry pills that also helps flush. but i have always been clean in 4 and have beeen on probation for 5years
Cali and med rec. Ita glorious