[Vendor/MarketInquiry]BudsNRoses "Premium Shake" Vendor Review, what should I do with this shit?

BudsNRoses -- [31] / 100

Details Vendor: [BudsNRoses] Market: [EVO] Product: ["Premium Shake"] Shipped from: [US] Shipped to: [US] Required FE: [NO] Vacuum Sealed: [YES] Decoy: [NO] Handwriting: [NO] Rating Stealth: [10] / 20 Quality: [5] / 20 Weight: [5] / 20 Price value: [1] / 20 Communication: [1] / 5 Shipping time: [5] / 5 Aesthetics: [2] / 5 Transaction: [2] / 5

I got a whole qp of this because I was expecting "Premium shake" his entire listing pretty much described ground bud with some popcorn nugs thrown in. I'm thinking "Sweet, been trying to save $ on bud and this sounds like great bluntrolling weed!" but different story when I actually see the product.

Pregrinded sugar-leaf trim mixed in with a small amount of grinded bud. Actually, maybe not even any bud in there at all perhaps I'm feeling a placebo affect from smoking, because i don't see any bud looking shake in this at all. Some kief is there but that's really the only upside of this entire bag. Overall pretty disappointed in the quality of product -and- communication of this vendor.

Ignored 3 messages of mine until the package had been delivered, and then gave me a basic "your package was delivered". (I was asking for tracking and couple other things) this is supposed to be Premium shake, it's not potent smoke and lots of trim and it's all grinded. DO NOT BUY this listing atleast, he gave me a full refund/canceled my order after reading my complaint message and then did not even reply. I figured I'd write a review here so you all know that he's selling grinded trim for an insane price (80/oz???)

Anyway, not sure what to do with this stuff because honestly I'm a huge stoner and never made any hash or edibles before. I don't get much out of edibles for satisfaction(they're just fun to smoke on, even medibles b/c of my tolerance) so I was thinking hash. I want a good yield out of what I've got here and something that'll get me by for a little bit. I looked into basic RSO making(oil) and I don't want to deal any sort of fire hazard at all. The "shake" has a hint (very subtle) of dank but the sugar trim masks it I can tell. What's the best way to go about making a basic extraction that'll get me by until I reup on bud? Appreciate any advice on this, thanks guys

EDIT: PIC https://img.bi/#/dM17QNH!lJC1troUFfCfGhxkmsZequFAFgIU9n0rKHm2SgGK


Comments


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] ciphersexual:

Got any pics? Also, a couple more paragraph breaks would help.

Any chance you could make edibles and trade them for better bud? You know the saying - When life gives you lemons you make lemonade and trade it for drugs.


[1 Points] plethorashooawayyhoe:

lol


[1 Points] Dabinthetoro:

Bubble bags and bubble hash would be my recommendation


[1 Points] Thereisnofork420:

Pics or this is a lie. Sorry but we can't just take people's word without some sort of proof.


[-7 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I think you're the second person today who didn't quite understand what "shake" is.

Its the leaves of cannabis plants.

Having been a cannabis grower for 12 years, I would expect "premium shake" to be the small leaves higher up te female plant, the ones pulled off the bud stems, and the ones that stick out of the buds. Maybe even a few tiny lower buds which didn't receive enough light, if the grower is feeling generous.

Which this grower appears to have been to you.

TRIM ISN'T FOR SMOKING

I used to turn my trim into bubble hash, the best hash in the world because it doesn't contain leaf, soil , stuff off a brick hut floor, or anything water-soluble.

There are a few trichomes on leaves.They become brittle when cold, so the shake gets dumped into a bucket with a bag of ice and is stirred with a paint stirrer on a drill to break them off. They sink to the bottom.

Bubble bags are just like seives that take out the floating leaf and leave behind the "keif" or trichomes (which looks like mud).

Trichomes are really, really nice to smoke just like that after drying. Usually, the water is squeezed out by hand and its squashed and pressed until these little globules burst and stick together in a big beautiful-smelling gummy lump - "bubble hash" .

While its still soft, I used to roll it into a string and wind it into a spiral shape. It darkens as it ages, and is about twice as potent as traditional hashish made by screening or beating bud.

You will get a big lump from a quarter pound of that premium trim.

The lower leaves which fall are what your edibles are made from. Boil them in water with a knob of butter. THC isn't water-soluble. its fat-soluble and concentrates in the melted butter which solidifies as a disk when it cools.

I can't believe the grower just gave you premium shake for free. AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.

Occasionally you get a customer who's just so stupid that you feel your life draining away and you think "You know what? Just have it. Take it for free. Just go away. Life is too short"

That's two Reddit teens in one day who were too tightfisted to buy bud, but somehow thought the leaf they bought would turn into cannabis flowers by magic.

I think cannabis vendors will soon stop selling shake. They would have expected tgo sell it to edibles manufacturers, but broke schoolkids are buying it.

I miss growing cannabis, but I'm glad I'm not a cannabis vendor.