Hey gang! Another round of reviews from me. This time, they're all from Agora. Some of you may know that I haven't used that market up until recently. Unfortunately, my experience hasn't been wonderful on that market yet, mostly due to this fuckface SavageS, reviewed below. Vendors, step your game up, or get shit on in these reviews and lose business. It's up to you. But you'd better learn about good customer service and how to scale your shop up OR how to use vacation mode to slow down orders you can't handle.
Let's get to it:
Savages - Methamphetamine - 0 / 100 - Possible Scam
Details | |
Vendor: | SavageS |
Market: | Agora |
Product: | Methamphetamine |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | Yes |
Vacuum Sealed: | N/A |
Decoy: | N/A |
Handwriting: | N/A |
Rating | |
Communication: | 0 / 10 |
Stealth: | N/A / 10 |
Shipping time: | 0 / 10 |
Price value: | 0 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | N/A / 10 |
Weight: | N/A / 10 |
Quality: | N/A / 10 |
Transaction: | 0 / 10 |
Vendor: | 0 / 10 |
Drug: | N/A / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 0 / 100 |
I placed an order on 8/1 and paid $40 for "expedited shipping" instead of the usual $10 for regular shipping. That was a mistake. Today is the 10th, and so far I still do not have my package. I've reached out to the vendor three separate times now and I do not get any response whatsoever. On 8/5 I was told b/c my Agora account is "new" I have to FE, and he now requires everyone to FE on all orders. (For the record, the account is over a year old, I just never order with it, b/c up until recently, I didn't order from Agora, preferring the uptime of other markets generally, but recent events have made it so that Agora is the only trustworthy market any longer.)
DO NOT ORDER FROM SAVAGES! Even if this turns out NOT to be a scam, which I'm growing more and more certain it is, charging extra for an expedited shipping option and then never actually delivering is piss poor customer service.
There is a note on his page now that went up on 8/2, a day after I placed my order claiming that he has too many orders to handle and everyone is on back order and how he's sorry he couldn't ship stuff out before the weekend. He also claims he doesn't have time to answer messages, which is simply shitty customer service. To any vendor who does this, including and especially SavageS: if you can't handle you own shop, get the FUCK off the DNMs.
I will update this review if anything changes, but regardless, I cannot recommend this vendor whatsoever, unless you like pissing away your money and/or waiting LONG spells for your order to arrive. Skip this vendor & find someone more professional.
iRave - MDMA - 90 / 100
Details | |
Vendor: | iRave |
Market: | Agora |
Product: | MDMA |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | No |
Vacuum Sealed: | Mylar |
Decoy: | Yes |
Handwriting: | No |
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 - not necessary |
Stealth: | 9 / 10 - fairly good decoy employed |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 - vendor got right on top of shipping |
Price value: | 10 / 10 - $60 for a g |
Aesthetics: | 7 / 10 - mixed consistency |
Weight: | 10 / 10 - slightly over |
Quality: | 7 / 10 - decent roll, nothing amazing |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 - smooth and simple |
Vendor: | 9 / 10 - decent option |
Drug: | 8 / 10 - overall enjoyable |
TOTAL SCORE: | 90 / 100 |
I've ordered from this vendor in the past, but I have to say, this time the MDMA seemed not quite as strong, though admittedly this could be the subjective experience of the three of us who took some. All three of us had taken some of the previous order and we all came to that same conclusion.
Nevertheless, we all rolled and felt great, it just seemed a bit more mellow. I flipped it later with some 1P-LSD (reviewed later in this post), and that was really enjoyable. What's more, the vendor is very reliable and uses a good decoy.
I definitely recommend iRave as an MDMA vendor. The quality is still pretty high, and the response & shipping times are professional.
Psychotropix - 1P-LSD - 90/100
Details | |
Vendor: | Psychotropix |
Market: | Agora |
Product: | 1P-LSD |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | No |
Vacuum Sealed: | No (not necessary) |
Decoy: | No |
Handwriting: | No |
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 - not necessary |
Stealth: | 7 / 10 - could use a decoy |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 - I love how fast vendor is |
Price value: | 7 / 10 - ~$12 a hit |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 - white on white |
Weight: | 10 / 10 - 10 ordered, 10 delivered |
Quality: | 8 / 10 - smooth trip, could be more potent |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 - can't complain about a thing |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 - probably my favorite vendor |
Drug: | 8 / 10 - overall enjoyable |
TOTAL SCORE: | 90 / 100 |
Psychotropix is probably my favorite vendor on the DNMs. He's consistent, courteous, professional, almost always in stock, and he carries a wide array of fairly exotic chems. Having never taken 1P-LSD and being a big LSD fan, I decided to give it a whirl, even though it cost roughly $2 or $3 more per hit.
So, 1P-LSD was indistinguishable from regular LSD to me. It was really clean, as expected, and the body load was minimal, but the visuals weren't anything extraordinary. One hit did not do much in the visual department, despite being billed as 100µg. Two hits ratchets up the visuals, but could not have been 200µg, not at least from my personal experiences.
Regardless, it was a fun time and I had some fun visuals, plus the headspace was friendly. I laughed a lot with my friends and navigated a concert pretty smoothly when I candyflipped some with iRave's MDMA.
I definitely recommend Psychotropix overall. His MXE is pure fire as well.
Discover - Xanax (generic) - 92/100
Details | |
Vendor: | Discover |
Market: | Agora |
Product: | Xanax (generic) |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | No |
Vacuum Sealed: | Yes |
Decoy: | No |
Handwriting: | No |
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 - not necessary |
Stealth: | 8 / 10 - could've used a decoy but vac seal is good |
Shipping time: | 9 / 10 - slight delay in getting out my package |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 8 / 10 - plain, unmarked footballs |
Weight: | 10 / 10 - right on the money |
Quality: | 10 / 10 - they work, what can I say? |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 - smooth and simple |
Vendor: | 9 / 10 - good option |
Drug: | 8 / 10 - I really only take these to smooth comedowns |
TOTAL SCORE: | 93 / 100 |
There's not much to add here to this. Vendor was reliable and the package arrived quickly enough.
And that's it for now. More coming soon. In the meanwhile, keep those reviews rolling in, guys; help us all avoid assholes like SavageS and other scamming jackasses who lurk on the DNMs by calling them out in well written, formatted reviews.
Stay safe, do drugs, and have fun! This is entactoBob signing off for now.
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