Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[8 Points] diqweed:

Do vendors save addresses?


[7 Points] thebeatlesz:

What market is everybody using now?


[7 Points] MrSeksy:

How do I get an invite to markets, such as CGMC or DHL (which is currently invite only)?


[5 Points] None:

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[4 Points] Yurgadrugig:

why am I always so tired


[3 Points] None:

I am an idiot noob. How the hell do I get electrum working? I had created a seed for a multi sig wallet and when I was finished the entire thing just disappeared. Please ridicule me.


[3 Points] Elysiuhm:

My pack arrived at the post office at 5 am and hasnt been sorted or anything. Ive never had this happen before, shoulf i be worried


[3 Points] MandyThatGirl:

Can we start a toad licking sub?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] PeroZd:

Where should i host my illegal tor shop? Any hosting recommendations?


[2 Points] buyingmods456:

What's the best market to buy cocaine on currently? I would use DHL but it's invite only


[2 Points] Lobsterquadrille12:

So is alphabay officially gone? And what would a noob like me use instead since I've only used AB before.


[1 Points] MidnightGanja:

Does our packages go through X-Ray scans ? I'm just curious to know. I only import Cannabis though :)


[1 Points] Sphinxdreams93:

Do vendors ship to your mailbox or do the packages come to the door and you have to sign for them.


[1 Points] nolliecrumble:

How exactly do I prepare for the fork? How will my btc be affected if I have them in my electrum wallet and try to place an order today? Should I just wait till tomorrow to order instead?


[1 Points] Nayu37:

Is Tails really mandatory for regular small customers?

I always used W10 + Tor + encrypted myself (+VPN sometimes), is it enough?


[1 Points] wtstalin:

should I still be too paranoid about ordering? I used dream once but I'm not feeling the safest


[1 Points] galabin:

WTF will happen tomorrow with bitcoin ? im scared


[1 Points] throwaway_beers:

I'm international now in a Balkan country, normally I've not resulted to DNM but even simple things like pot here seem more difficult to procure. Will markets ship to countries like Romania, Bulgaria, Etc? Or are Balkan countries generally a no-go?


[1 Points] MeatwadSaint:

If i want to buy something on traderoute, do I first send the bitcoins to the address without utilizing any multisig(just send the amt to the address through electrum as normal) or do I have to do the whole coinbin thing

Also- do I have to add funds to my account or can I do this all through electrum?


[1 Points] nietzsche1337:

I was watching this subreddit for long time, i was always interested in darkmarkets, but i only watch - untill one week ago.

Finally i decided to order a really small ammount of some substance, for 20-30$. I purchased this stuff from the very trusted vendor from the dreammarket, and i choosed the escrow in addition. After the 2 hours, i checked the market and I was very suprised, that he already market my package as sent. I was thinking 'cool, i won't wait that long then'.

It's been 8 days, and still nothing. What could happen? Do trusted vendors rip off the buyers with the new accounts that often? Or i was just unlucky?

///edit btw shipment should take 2-5 days max, not more


[1 Points] GonzoFreak:

Hey guys. Never ordered anything off the dnm and I think it's time to start. The only thing is I have no idea how. All I know is I need bitcoin and a to browser. So basically, is there a how to guide for beginners you can link or maybe explain how it works yourself? If not, no worries.


[1 Points] odaydream:

how do you pay through a DD?