[Agora] PureFireMeds' Coconut Cocaine 1G Review

|| Details

Vendor: |PureFireMeds

Market: |Agora

Product: |1g Coconut Flavored Pure Cocaine! (80 - 90% Pure)

Shipped from: |USA

Shipped to: |USA

Required FE: |No

Vacuum Sealed: |Yes

Decoy: |No

Handwriting: |Printed, professional appearance

||Rating

Communication: |[10] / 10

Stealth: |[5] / 10

Shipping time: |[10] / 10

Price value: |[10] / 10

Aesthetics: |[6] / 10

Weight: |[10] / 10

Quality: |[10] / 10

Transaction: |[9] / 10

Vendor: |[9] / 10

Drug: |[9.5] / 10 | | |

| TOTAL SCORE: | [88.5] / 100

Foreword: Sorry this is lengthy, I'm coked and methed up. We all know how stimulant reviews are needlessly verbose so I have a TL;DR at the bottom if you need to save your sanity.

Me and how I got here: So, this is a new account since I just started ordering from Agora and can't remember my reddit credentials for my old SR review account. I've made somewhere between 30-50 orders on various markets starting in 2012 (SR1, Black Market Reloaded, Sheep, SR2, Tor Marketplace in the past). I'm going to make another review shortly on my other purchases made as I began my adventure on Agora this week after a long hiatus from the darknet markets and drugs in general for personal reasons.

Ordering: I ordered from PFM having remembered their name from BMR and seeing good feedback on their Agora vendor page that didn't look self-made. I have to admit as soon as I confirmed they didn't look like a scammer, I was already 100% sold on this product due to the fact that they offered COCONUT flavored cocaine; I'm a sucker for novelty and would probably order JSN's blue meth for that sole purpose if he wasn't always sounding so hit-or-miss, and the fact that my sinus cavity doesn't really need food coloring after all the other abuse it gets.

After ordering, I searched PFM's name on reddit and found all of the negative reviews and allegations of scamming and got pretty bummed out since I had absolutely no history on Agora and felt that made me pretty unlikely to get my order or a refund. Thankfully, that didn't end up being a problem!

Shipping: PFM marked my order shipped on Wednesday, having ordered it Tuesday night, quite pleased. Unfortunately, it took until Monday to arrive with Priority shipping but upon checking the tracking when I received the package, I found this was an issue entirely on the part of the Post Office and PFM shipped when they said.

The product was in a moisture barrier bag, which my S.O. (who received and opened the package) says smelled pungently like weed from the outside. Inside the MBB was a vacuum-sealed bag in which there was another bag that contained the product; it was in a big sandwich bag had definitely been used for weed before and the cocaine even contained some small pieces, unfortunately.

Product: We are very pleased with the product itself despite the aforementioned hiccups; while the coke came completely powdered, we didn't feel too confident it would be of high quality but we were blown away upon trying it. It does not have any appearance of fishscale, it came to me almost entirely in a fine powder form, save for a few small, soft chunks. The coke is extremely clean in both its taste and high. The coconut wash is not overwhelming but is definitely present and a pleasant addition to the clean coke's existing taste.

Effects/High: My S.O. and I both agreed that having done only two small lines (rough guess of 30 mg or so each?), the coke high lasted at least three times longer than any other coke we have ever done in either of our lives, keeping us steadily up and going for over two hours. The high itself is very pleasant, I felt confident and talkative yet not excessively chatty (AKA annoying cokehead mode) and absolutely no tweakiness/paranoia, while still feeling extremely alert. I have done a lot of street coke, quality ranging from good, great, and mostly awful; the only other darknet coke I have had the pleasure to try was from AmericaOnDrugs on SR1 which was very good when I got it but received some bad feedback periodically, so I apologize that I am unable to put this into a good frame of reference for most of you. I can confidently say that this stuff is hands-down among the best three batches of cocaine I have ever done, possibly the best, and this includes some 'Peruvian slate' that an IRL friend brought back from a trip to South America.

Conclusion: Personally, I would order this product again due to my experience with PFM so far being very positive. While some of the stories on here about this vendor are worrisome, I wanted to post a fair review to make it known that not all interactions with him have ended poorly. It is concerning that the vendor seems to mix up orders rather frequently, as seen in the notorious thread about the 4lbs instead of 4 oz. order and a feedback left yesterday or so stated that he sent the recipient 7 grams of coke instead of weed! The long and short of it is it looks like PFM is a very busy vendor and this likely leads to some mistakes but I am thankful to have received the right product at the right price.

Also, I'm open to suggestions as to whom I should buy an 8-ball from for the best quality of domestic ship (USA to USA) coke on Agora if there are any obvious answers that aren't insanely priced (under $350). Sorry again for the rambling stimulant-aided review and thanks for reading what parts you have! I'll try to log back in and answer any questions if people have some.

TL;DR--Thought PureFireMeds was a straight-up scammer after having placed an order without checking the vendor's rep on reddit first, ended up receiving a kickass product with no bullshit despite having a brand spankin' new buyer profile on a new market.

EDIT: Formatting EDIT 2: Updating score to reflect more accurately on stealth issues and aesthetics since I wasn't sure where else to dock a point for including some rogue weed in my coke. Was previously 93.5/100.


Comments


[12 Points] everybodygetweird:

... (MBB) smelled pungently like weed from the outside...

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...sandwich bag had definitely been used for weed before and the cocaine even contained some small pieces...

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Conclusion: Personally, I would order this product again due to my experience with PFM so far being very positive....

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WTF?!?


[7 Points] Throwaway_concept:

God damn, i'd love 7 grams of coke instead of weed. However that buyer is fucked if he let PFM know about it. I'm gonna be trying another vendor's coke when i get my btc in order tomorrow, so i'll make a review of that. Everyone says PFM's coke is amazing, but he can't be trusted. I'm so torn on him, because there hasn't been any proof of the allegations, but there hasn't been any proof that it's not real..


[7 Points] SteveLurkell:

So his stealth gets an 8/10 even though the mbb smelled like bud from the OUTSIDE? This is why I find it hard to trust these as real reviews. The fact that it made it to you and had visual barrier gives it a 5/10 at most. Just because it made it. Had the package been damaged even slightly in transit it could have been all bad. Im still waiting on a qp of green cheese that I ordered in April or May, lol. Maybe hes not selective, just accidental.


[4 Points] KidCudi77:

It's just not worth the risk of getting selectively scammed. I'm sorry, I don't care how good it is. There are so many post about people getting scamed by PFM. I think that is more than enough proof.

I've only ordered from PFM once, I was new and stupid I'll admit it. The product he sent me wasn't half of what I ordered. He reshipped the whole thing after a few message. So you would think I'd have nothing but good things to say but I wouldn't order from him again, period.


[2 Points] agmpthrowaway:

This seems so sketchy this vendor is a selective scammer and has horrible reviews and terrible products. There are a lot of other vendors who don't scam people and sell quality products stop supporting this scumbag.


[1 Points] None:

Despite his horrendous reputation, his latest batch of coke is pretty fucking great. Stretched an 8ball out for 3 weeks vs what would normally last me 1 weekend. Would be nice if that one dude on here would run a test on it to check for cuts- levamisole etc.


[1 Points] boofk:

Coconut flavored coke.... Has anyone else heard of this? Why would someone fairly far up the chain risk having a batch of coke no one wants?


[1 Points] Drugss7:

HOLY FUCK ANOTHER ONE OF THESE

DO NOT TRUST THIS GUY!


[1 Points] None:

The product was in a moisture barrier bag, which my S.O. (who received and opened the package) says smelled pungently like weed from the outside. Inside the MBB was a vacuum-sealed bag in which there was another bag that contained the product; it was in a big sandwich bag had definitely been used for weed before and the cocaine even contained some small pieces, unfortunately.

Wait, seriously?


[1 Points] MuhammadTheProfit:

I had ordered from PFM, and everything went great. No need to communicate and my order got to me in 4 days. I purchased Shrooms and they were amazing, got some lsd and it was pretty good too. Going to get some of the coconut coke next! I'm excited, thanks for the review.