Coming soon to a computer near you: Silk Road Market Reloaded

Hey Guyz! Alice the Dread Pirate Defcon here, annoucing the new, best market on the DarkWeb, Silk Road 3.0 Reloaded! Coming soon, with these exciting features:

So come join me on this exciting new chapter in Darknet history! Start sending your money now, I promise I'm not going to steal it!

Edit: I promise that we're not the DEA


Comments


[120 Points] None:

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[29 Points] AgoraMarket:

Foresight, people... I haz it:

http://i.imgur.com/4B067wE.jpg

(From this thread about SR2 scamming people.)


[22 Points] SunshineBlind:

Unhackable servers, normal browsers AND you accept VISA? Sounds legit!


[18 Points] deepdot:

Believe it or not ... "Diabolus market" actually re-branded itself as Silk Road 3 Reloaded:

http://qxvfcavhse45ckpw.onion

Just let it die already :)


[10 Points] bigwaffleman:

"hosted on unhackable servers"

LOL


[8 Points] notathrowawaydnm:

The best part is the new SRMR will have brick and mortar stores!


[9 Points] pinkprincess1:

You had me at Windows Based


[5 Points] FedoraWearingAlien:

PGP built right in, no need to learn confusing new stuff

Of course using javascript because client side stuff is UNHACKABLE


[5 Points] splein23:

You guys accept cash too right?


[6 Points] Badlay:

Is naming a site 'silk road' worth the risk since the feds see it as a giant fuck you and will put you first on their list?

Is it worth naming it silk road considering we customers don't care what your market is called and just see it as an extra risk?


[6 Points] rufireproof:

We should make a dark market called Slik Road. Vendors will only be able to sell black market teflon.


[6 Points] None:

What the fuck does everyone have against American Express? Almost had me as a customer dude.


[5 Points] poohbear420:

Oohh I hope they have good honey!


[4 Points] RedditTooAddictive:

Nice try, FBI!

Also, could you add Darkcoin? :D


[3 Points] None:

i miss piratey darkness =/


[4 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

Oh hey! Let me just add you to the top of the Sidebar Market List.!


[4 Points] otto3210:

stahp


[2 Points] long_wang_big_balls:

Silk Road is becoming a Rough Road


[2 Points] nybe:

shady as fock.


[2 Points] signmeupplease:

I will ONLY sign up if you require java and cookies. I can't stand having to type my CC info over and over again. I buy a lot of drugs. What a hassle


[2 Points] ImGonnaKickTomorrow:

Sounds great, but no option to pay with PayPal? You definitely need to address that.


[1 Points] salve_sons:

Seems to me that the problem is not with servers but with using bitcoins themselves. A SR that was done all in cash after online arrangements were made might work?


[1 Points] wassaultr59:

They have been planning for this, lol.


[1 Points] ChalupaBatman_710:

Lol I understand this is all satire, but hot damn am I glad that takedown happened as I was making a decision to use DNM or not.. I'm not going to. I'll just keep looking locally like a pleb and not worry as much about Feds getting my addy


[1 Points] Jyffeh:

I'd rather not have FBI honeypots on computers near me.


[1 Points] murica202:

visa or mastercard Clearnet Definitely wont be using ur SR


[1 Points] Sparkler11:

I would definitely like to see vendor profiles with actual selfies for peace of mind. And possibly a vendor that would specialize in e-books for proper burning the house procedures. Could be a gold mine there.


[3 Points] paki_dave:

Whats the point in these shitty posts? There not funny. Your just clogging up the subreddit with crap. Fuck off.


[1 Points] CoveredInMud:

OP wins the Internet


[1 Points] mukhtar67:

Is it up yet


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] SancZero:

Unhackable servers and I can throw my Visa on there, sweet! /s


[1 Points] None:

-unhackable server

-clear net

-visa or MasterCard

-no escrow

Is this a joke? This is definitely a well done satire!


[-1 Points] None:

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[-2 Points] HereWeGoAgin123:

If you believe just because something is called Silk Road it's automatically not safe or a honeypot, you're an idiot. The new SR3 is here and it wasn't built yesterday, I made a thread about it, go check it out to see if it can answer any questions. OP is an idiot and so many people are idiots for agreeing. STOP BEING SHEEP AND DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!


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[-5 Points] AnonUSCiti:

How many times are you idiots going to use Silkroad? ALL of everyones info was logged, you just didnt get busted because you werent big enough. That and its only been a couple days.

Youre tellin me the new SR2 'Leader' was running SR2 from the SAME EXACT city as Dread Pirate Roberts who ran SR1? Did he live in the same apartment too? Lmao.

You guys are going to get arrested and thrown in jail. After 2 shutdowns you idiots still havent learned. I bet over half of you dont even know what a VPN is. I also bet 90% of those people dont even know how to use PGP.

They will be raiding peoples houses starting next week, so if you were buying off of silkroad without PGP, clean your houses. Did noone learn anything from SR1?

GET OFF THE MARKETS PLEASE.