Idea for the Ultimate Drop

i think i've come up with the best idea ever for a drop... it takes some commitment, but it seems pretty fool proof. the profits i can get on bulk mdma here totally justify the time i'll have to put in.

  1. volunteer with meals on wheels
  2. scope out the homes of many senior citizens in my city, looking for ones that are so old / senile / bed ridden that they aren't properly checking their mail
  3. order mad bulk to their homes
  4. grab packs from mountain of unread mail when dropping off meals
  5. ???
  6. profit!

even if the police find a pack, they'll investigate and discover it's headed to this crazy senile old person, and probably drop it immediately. if they do investigate a little, who is gonna suspect that the generous young adult dropping off meals every day is actually the one the drugs are for? i have a fully valid reason for stopping by there every day, they'd never be able to justify to a judge why they grabbed me on my way out one day.. plus if paranoid i can leave the pack sitting in the mail pile for a few days after i see that it's landed.

this is relying on finding a crazy shut-in senior who will let me in the door to drop off their meal, but my gut tells me that won't be very hard. even after finding what looks like an excellent situation, i'll just wait and observe for a couple weeks to make sure there isn't some wildcard element i've missed, like an occasional visit from a caregiver or something. i think it should be pretty obvious pretty quickly which old people have someone who loves them and is helping them and which ones are on their own.

plus an offshoot of this is that old people get food, and i look like a good guy for volunteering my time.

thoughts? am i missing something that makes this a really bad idea? or have i just discovered the ultimate drop?


Comments


[32 Points] zombilives:

morally wrong..... ahahahahah super lol.


[21 Points] xanaxprime:

you are gonna get an elderly person's dog shot by SWAT team


[17 Points] None:

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[15 Points] Morvu:

guys like you made it into media when they get busted


[11 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Well, the police will realise that "Muck on a Truck" is the only human contact the old dear has, which she will confirm when they ask her. Then when you come bouncing in with pupils like saucers and start rifling through her mail, they'll arrest you.

Old people are obsessed with mail. If a package comes they'll think it's the event of the year.

You disgust me. Not for exploiting vulnerable old people like myself. But for your mixture of cowardice and inability to think things through.


[4 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

This is morally wrong. But I won't stop you. But now LE knows that you'll be doing this.


[6 Points] FAT_BALD_GUY:

Yo wether or not this takes off. You had better take good fucking care of those poor people.


[3 Points] LosDrogas:

I like your style


[3 Points] None:

"who is gonna suspect that the generous young adult dropping off meals every day is actually the one the drugs are for?"

As long as you don't look like some dread head wanna be hippy or something...it might check out.

Otherwise, the only other hard part would be actually getting rid of so much shit. Given you are getting like 100+gs of Mol in at a time. That's a lot of Mol to move, depending on your area and how many friends you know. Ah the lament of the drug dealer...get rid of it fast, don't get caught when someone gets too high off the product...

Best of luck to you mate!


[2 Points] oklolnothanks:

I'm willing to bet that elderly people who require meals on wheels will be home to receive and open the parcel before you can get there.

Other than that it's an mediocre plan imo.

The police also might stake out the address or as other people itt have mentioned, bug the parcel once they realise that the poor old cunt likely didn't order drugs to their house, in which case you're absolutely fucked.


[2 Points] Darknettoker:

When you get caught and you WILL get caught you are going to make the news!


[1 Points] SlappySpanBank:

LE will think a relative is ordering to their house or someone is going to steal the mail and probably bug the package with a tracking device. Good luck m8


[1 Points] None:

The only place I've seen with meals on wheels was a retirement home and they had a big mail room where you needed a key


[1 Points] TheRealRocketship:

ok boyo


[1 Points] kralleo:

just check the rental places around your own house. check if their mailbox's are reachable. and voila. you got a drop point


[1 Points] joDwYQzSMGCOvF3U:

I have an easier guide:
1. stop being a paranoid bartard


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Bjehsus:

Just deliver to a foreclosure


[1 Points] LordAK47:

I honestly haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Between those guys below and how dumb OPs thread is, I just broke a lung.


[0 Points] None:

im actually dumber from reading this

ill wait for ur mugshot cause its gonna be funny reading about when u get busted doing this. we will all laugh, together, at you.