Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[3 Points] imthecoldp01096:

Dropped 2 Peli tabs to test them out, tripped really well, threw in some docklands k and bumped the shit out of that, then popped a bar and passed the fuck out last night only to be called 4 hours later into work. Needless to say I would literally pay to go home right now, but overtime is worth it


[3 Points] ReamTeam513:

Chilled in the hospital and did work on my computer! It was so lit! 0/10 would not recommend.


[2 Points] None:

Drank a 12 pack of bud and popped 3 percs and half a bar last night. Ended up having an empty stomach and was feeling pretty fucked up and dazed this morning. Don't really remember details of the night but they're slowly coming back.

Coffee and cigarettes to wake up and a nice bong rip of some medical white widow in a couple hours to get me through the day


[2 Points] TheButtKing123:

worked all weekend, had a fentanyl fueled weekend! until i came down, when i came down i started to have a crippling depression, luckily i have a good amount a fentanyl to not have a crippling depression, love fentanyl


[1 Points] givemeoil420:

nice night working and using u-47700 :) debating a benzo


[1 Points] Toxic1738:

Went to see an EDM artist, rolled my ass off all 6 hours. Good fucking time, the lasers were crazy!


[1 Points] FLUSHINGKILOS1337:

Its 4am here and I'm awake ordering a speed sample from NL so I can relapse when I take my 9 month chip. If anyone wants to talk me out of this or even has a kind word PM me. I hope i'm not homeless by the end of the week.


[1 Points] whoiiinvitedthisguy:

Finally chillin eating some Cap'n Crunch after a 7 hour work shift that I will get paid for 8. Just smoked a fat blunt and I'm rolling on a lil molly. Y'all should check out the song damn gud shawty by yung lean and if you like that listen to frost god

EDIT: and it was night shift and it is now 830am


[1 Points] CaptSkrimshaw:

I'm shitting before work


[1 Points] I_am_baked:

Took a few puffs off a hash oil pen last night...

Feeling good today


[1 Points] None:

Friday night I took 2 ikea pills 250mg each. Took 18mg 2cb on the peak and when the 2cb I started doing ketamine for the first time k holed hard it was fucking amazing I couldn't move and lights and colours crazy. It's the most drugs I've had at one time. Smoked a little weed too and that made it crazier


[1 Points] DNrick_sanchez:

received 3 valium blister packs 10mg, irl fam mem came across couple lbs of some OG kush gave me 2 ozs for 3$$ so fri night starts got some fishscale from my friend that manages club in big us city, end up in vip with 3 bottles of ketel one about 4 deep not countin hoes, proceed to snort massive amount of fishscale get that horny euphoric feeling you know from the good shit end up running all around the club, mind you its big, night flies by, driving back end up by my boys crib, the coc is so good one of the hoes starts cooking it and we all proceed to smoke base, 2 nuts and 5 grams of base later, this coc is fucking amazing mind you, been doing coc on and off 15yrs, actually never got any from DN never had reason too, anyway, sun coming out call uber for the hoes proceed to eat 4 10mg blista pack valiums killed half a green label johhnie wit my boy and 2 L's of dat OG kush, sleep finally arrives waking up around 3pm proceed to morning coffee( i like my coffee colombian as well btw) hook up some eggs toast and bacon and begin the wake and bake cycle after eating another 2 valiums from the blistas, chyllin trying to play chess with my homeboy and watching no country for old men on the television, mutual friend invites us out to spanish club in the heights, proceed to ordering only one bottle at this club and my boy and i kill it, still too early to smoke bud in dis club plus i dont know the owners like im used to, so decide to just proceed with yesterdays routine and ripping bumps off the back of my hand, time flies on and mind you saturdays are supposed to be recruit night for the hoes, end up doing too much coc that i crossed the pleasant still drunk coc high to the too much coc jittery uncomfortable phase, jus wanna do the dip out the club end up just doing more coc as i hop in my whip, end up getting hotel room eat 4 or 5 valiums, had an emergency fifth of russian standard vodka and proceeded to smoke the kush until either sleep or hunger arrived, thanks to the valiums both came quicker than otherwise. sleep is interrupted around 10am by friend inviting me to casino, end up going and lost 400 for nothing fuck casinos, came home to family dinner to some ribeyes cooked medium and a nice bottle of red wine specifically chianti 2009, continue on to smoking more kush and finally getting my thoughts in order and preparing for the week ahead..


[1 Points] PriestThatFucksBoys:

Took a bunch of doses and went to see a local Grateful Dead cover band. Have Greensky Bluegrass and Yonder coming up this week.


[1 Points] ayyyyyThrowaway:

Is there any market that doesn't require a vendor bond?