[Vendor Review] UStoUS - 1 Gram Uncut Cocaine

Details

Note: I don't actually expect this to be uncut.

Vendor: UStoUS
Market: Middle Earth Marketplace
Product: 1 GRAM UNCUT COCAINE
Product Price: 89.99 USD
Shipping Price: 6.95 USD
FE Required: Yes

Review

Shipping
It was marked as sent within the time-frame given on the vendor's profile. Took two days to travel a few states.

Packaging
Basic stealth - vac. seal, MBB, visual barrier. A PO box is needed if you're worried about people opening your mail, but otherwise I wouldn't be worried.

High
Really clean. I did a line about as long as a king-sized cigarette and a hair thinner. Having almost no tolerance, I feel like king of the fucking world right now. No jitters, no restlessness, no grinding teeth, just a numb face and tons of energy and confidence. Doing coke dolo is fucking weird, though.

Parting Thoughts
I really like coke but I'm not exaclty into it - this is my third time doing it (in a span of five years) and the first time I've sought it out. I'd like to keep it that way because I don't trust myself not to suck a dick for it, but that makes this review feel barren and half-assed. It's coke, it's pretty good as far as I can tell, and UStoUS got it to me in a timely and secure manner. It won't be for a long ass time but I can see myself coming back for more.

Fuck my mailman
This being my first time ordering "hard" drugs I was a bit 'noid. I was chilling on my porch smoking about an hour before the mail normally arrives and who do I see but the USPS truck rolling up. He pulls up to my mailbox, puts some shit in there, we wave to each other, then he fucking backs up to the previous house and sits there. I can see him going through some shit but I assumed he was just killing time until the alphabet boys arrived to fuck my world up. He eventually continued on his route and I spent the rest of the day out on the town with a gram of coke between my ass cheeks.


Comments


[8 Points] DNMozmod:

that's a fucking healthy sized line


[4 Points] None:


[2 Points] TheBreadWinner:

gonna have to say the purity must be lackin if you can do a fat line like that

2 toothpicks is my quality test


[1 Points] drimilr:

No no, the real quality test is IV and if hear the train a coming, youve got some good shit. Same with rocking it up, and if you take a big long puff and wanna hurl, that some good shit.

Sniffing, imo, is wasting like half the product


[1 Points] iamdnm:

Doing coke dolo is fucking weird, though

I like coke Solo


[1 Points] None:

You can't say coke is good after one line. Please review once you've finished the gram. That's how you know if it was shit or not.