5 Things Humbolt Farms Doesn't Want You To Know

  1. Once an order has been accepted, there is a window of time for shipping before the transaction autofinalizes. That window of time is not the same for every DNM site. Some DNM sites only give a week.

  2. Humbolt Farms is a big volume seller. If the shipping window on a particular DNM site is only a week, he often can't get it delivered in that time frame. If the buyer lets it autofinalize, he may then ship it. If the buyer freezes the escrow and requests a resolution, he doesn't ship.

  3. At that point, Humbolt submits a resolution proposal. If you accept the proposal, the coins move out of escrow and your order becomes a FE order. Again, at that point he may ship it.

  4. If the customer does not accept the proposal, Humbolt lets the order die and it never ships, except he never tells anyone. Now the buyer must get the DNM to release the escrow funds back to their wallet and start over.

  5. This seems to be happening to a number of people lately. Maybe from Humbolt's perspective, it's the smart thing to do, because if a buyer freezes escrow and he ships anyway, the buyer may never bother releasing escrow.

The end result is a lot of buyers never get their order, and they don't know why. They start sending messages asking for tracking, asking where the hell is my pack, and he never answers those. At that point the buyer has no idea what happened, and they start to imagine the worst, ie; shipped to the wrong address, seized, etc, creating a lot needless paranoia.

If you trust HF, you might as well FE and hope he acts in good faith. If you can't trust him (and a lot of people don't), you should choose another vendor.


Comments


[17 Points] None:

Title sounds like one of those ridiculous buzz feed ads


[8 Points] TooManyUsersUses420:

Any proof?


[4 Points] DNMtor1:

All the HumboldtFarms talk just reminds me of hearing people complain about Wal-Mart.

You know Wal-Mart sucks. People are miserable there. The store is dingy. But you know what? They appear to have everything you need and you can maybe save a couple bucks. So you go anyway.

It doesn't really matter what's going on with HF now or ever. They're a large, volume vendor who doesn't (and probably logistically can't) give a fuck about your personal experience. You are not a valued customer. They are the Wal-Mart of DNM weed vendors. You should anticipate a corresponding experience and adjust your expectations accordingly.

Thinking you're going to get treated like a long-lost friend from a vendor who does dozens of deals a day is about as logical as expecting top-shelf weed for $175/ounce. That's just not how this world works.


[5 Points] None:

all his bud is outdoor

all his bud is pressed as hell

he blacklists anyone who doesn't give him 5/5

I only got three, but you get the idea.


[3 Points] hockeymandowns:

I'm not sure how true this is. My first order with him I left in escrow and I revived in 5 days and finalized after the package arrived. That said I ordered on Nuc a week before the outage and it still hasn't arrive and the coins are in reclamation (I hope at least).


[3 Points] pt_LeslieDancer:

nothing but headaches dealing with megavendors..im sure there are some good ones out there, but its not like they can safely hire an army of workers..so Im going to go with the guy who said manage your expectations.

OP, thanks for the info, regardless of what people say..tons of people will see this and realize they dont want that headache...thinking your package may be siezed while you cant communicate with vendor is not worth it for me


[2 Points] threwaweigh007:

i ordered from HF 2 or 3 times, from 2 different markets, i was fairly pleased every time (the orange krush stuff was decent, not top shelf, but plenty good)... i dont' order from em anymore because i get better stuff for a better/as good of a price.


[1 Points] ignig:

I'm a new user to DNM. I ordered from HFarms, I believe July 12th. Still haven't received something.

I'm not overly concerned with shipping time... just want my product. Do I need to do something now to get my money back?


[1 Points] None:

You'll never guess what happens next!


[1 Points] WZ5dXorMH4aHBW4F:

Exactly, HF is incapable of running a business. We knew that already.


[1 Points] sashawlsn:

I ordered from Humbolt farms a few days before the Nucleus Market closed, the bitcoin was in escrow at the time it got shut down. I still havent recieved my order from HF, is there anyway to contact him?


[1 Points] PartyPills69:

Ordered from him recently, pack took about a week to come in. Edibles were weak so say the least, had to eat a whole brownie to get high.


[0 Points] None:

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[-2 Points] PurpleBeamz:

Fuck that guy, I've only heard bad things about him.