"1g High Quality Crystal Meth"
$50 + $10 shipping
Vendor: NightOwlClinic
Market: AlphaBay
Product: 1 gram crystal meth
Shipped From/To: United States
FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: Yes, mylar
Handwriting: No
Communication: 10/10
Stealth: n/a
Value: 10/10
Weight: 10/10
Quality: 10/10
Last week I ordered a gram of crystal from NightOwnClinic on Alphabay, and it was well worth the price. In fact, they went well above and beyond the call of duty to take care of my order.
I knew that I would be away from the computer for a few days around the time that the pack would land, so I made the order through the account of a friend, who is still a bit of a noob about the process.
The night before it arrived, I asked my friend to message NightOwlClinic and ask for tracking. It turns out my friend was too barred-out to handle that request smoothly, and before I heard from him again, he had dragged poor NightOwnClinic through a purgatory of Xanax-fueled tech support. Over the course of a half dozen messages NOC (as he calls himself) patiently walked my friend through the communications and encryption process, and never acted annoyed, even as my wasted friend sent him gibberish "encrypted" messages several times.
Well the next day the pack arrived, and I asked my friend to finalize the deal and let NOC know not to worry about sending the tracking.
I didn't know that the previous exchange had been so difficult... and I'll never understand how he messed continued to mess up so badly, but he went ahead and accidentally convinced NOC that he needed a reship... when he was supposed to be reporting success.
I found out a few hours later and messaged NOC myself to let him know not to re-ship, and in fact I'm still not sure whether I got the message to him in time. I may owe him another $60 in a few days if he got that re-ship in the mail too quickly.
So as far as customer service, NOC patiently helped a very barred out customer through the ordering process, and still took the high road and went for a quick re-ship when he thought he sensed a problem. A user on a budget, like myself, appreciates a vendor that isn't going to burn you just because he can.
Now on to the topic of the crystal itself...
Here's a quick pic. Note that it's on imgur rather than some fancy anonymizing host (I'm behind 45 VPNs, TOR, and dictating this message to a blind nun through a series of brail fortune cookies - so I'm not worried about it), but if you're one of those who avoids clearnet image links, then look out: http://imgur.com/eAomqqg
I'm not sure that the picture really shows the thickness of the bag, but if it does look light, rest assured that it's just laying thick in the bag there.
First impression, the crystals are smaller than I'm used to, but who cares? They're going to get a lot smaller before they get insufflated anyway. Still it's something that you'll notice, and maybe that's more important to smokers than it is to me.
I forgot to weigh the bag and its contents until I had already done my first line. With a healthy line missing, it still weighed somewhere between 1.6 and 1.65 with the bag. I'm too lazy to dump it out and weigh the empty bag now, so I looked up the weight online, and bags of this size usually weigh between 0.5 and 0.6 grams. All together then, my gram was probably heavy by about one-tenth of a gram.
I don't smoke, don't IV, etc. so I can only offer a nasal user's perspective on the quality. It burns, but not quite as badly as the good local crystal I had a bit of last week, and I think I taste a bit of the cut when it drains. It has legs though. I'm not a heavy or frequent user, and one good line kept me going for at least twelve hours before I even noticed that I'd like to have another. In fact, I haven't slept since it arrived, and I've barely put a dent in it. If you're familiar with what urlocalbudtender had through the summer... this is better, and cut with something less obnoxious.
All in all, it was a good experience and I look forward to dealing with NOC again. For a casual user like me, it's a damn good high and a great deal for the money. When I think about the kind of mangy motherfuckers and all of the bullshit that I'd have to put up with to find a bag of crystal locally, I'm left feeling sure that NOC will be my new supplier.
Thanks NOC!
--Thrillhouse--
To me, a 10/10 means "impossible to improve in any way".
Its a bit naughty giving obviously-cut meth a 10. Heres a bag of uncut meth where a little of it is crushed, from 5 minutes ago. There is about 12g, which is gradually diminishing as orders come in. Time zone here is GMT.
http://imgur.com/AKcV5B9
See the crystalline way it flakes?
VERY heavily cut meth looks like yours, flat lumps with clear transparent centres, opaque edges, and more of a jigsaw shape. That looks about 50% cut, if not more.
Still good value though, especially if you intend to snort it.