Customers have odd usernames, but this one was so bad... It's the first order I've refused

I've seen a lot of bizarre usernames over the past few years.

A surprising number are bad OPSEC names (made-up example: if a 'jfitzy89' orders and I decrypt their address and it's being sent to John Fitzgerald) I still fulfill those orders but I send an encrypted message and suggest they change their username pronto.

Other usernames are just funny/bizarre. I've laughed and sent orders to poopoopoopington, smalldickdonttell, and drugsarebadmkay.

Then there are the awful ones. I shook my head, but still shipped to creepyrapist and babyshaker.

But yesterday I got an order in from hitlerlover.

I'm sorry, but that username gets no drugs.

I mean, yeah: we're all criminals here... but I really believe that my mushrooms are making the world a better place and that I'm facilitating people having amazing life experiences. I don't want to ship something that I put so much time into growing and making to a "hitlerlover," even if the username is a joke (god, I hope it's just a joke).

So I cancelled the order, gave them a refund and told them why.

Now after the fact, I wonder if my refusal was justified, or am I just being sanctimonious?

-Trip


Comments


[97 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

Good thing my name is only hitlerliker on the markets. I could see how hitlerlover could be bad


[59 Points] None:

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[43 Points] None:

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[36 Points] None:

You are posting this here as a low key advertisement without breaking the rules. Get the fuck over yourself. You aren't selling drugs on the dnm for altruistic purposes so much so as for the fucking money so don't come in here bullshittting and backrubbing yourself cuz we ain't a bunch of dumb niggas.


[29 Points] RageLife:

Gaaaaaaaay.


[28 Points] The_Cold_Tugger:

Goddamn hippies have the worst sense of humor


[16 Points] niggerplease2:

So being a vendor is now a soap box for your own political agenda. Nice.

Well at least now ik who not to give my btc too


[15 Points] underdosedwtf:

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[11 Points] R_O_F_L:

So customers doxxing themselves is fine, creepyrapist is fine, but hitlerlover crosses the line? It's obviously a joke, and even if not i'd say being a rapist is worse then being a white supremacist.


[10 Points] izza123:

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[5 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Damn skinheads.....fuckers give meth a bad name!!!!!!!


[4 Points] kpnitreal:

I dunno man, I feel like someone with the name HitlerLover is exactly the kind of guy that needs some good shrooms the most.


[3 Points] kristamhu2121:

What about littlekidlover?


[3 Points] DeliChopz:

You must have been tripping when you made this decision or you're tripping way too often with that logic. Come on it's just a username some of the people with names that aren't funny or disturbing could be some of the worst people and would you ever know?

But besides that, those other names gave me a good laugh it makes me think someone should create a post where vendors list the funniest usernames, some people are too creative.


[3 Points] xXthrow69awayXx:

I'm going to see what usernames you do or don't refuse just to see how much of an arbitrary person you are


[2 Points] Easy_Bake_The_Kikes:

But would you take an order from me?


[3 Points] ashaderer:

I think nazis should take psyches to wake up their mind about the beauty of connected humanity

but you did not let them have the chance

what next, you ship ricin to jewsDontForget ?


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] bimburtimbur:

hitler did nothing wrong. watch the documentary the greatest story never told if you don't believe me.


[2 Points] blamehofmann:

One of the usernames I had was taken from my friend's description of his Taco Bell shits.


[2 Points] blackhand25:

Now after the fact, I wonder if my refusal was justified, or am I just being sanctimonious?

Possibly a little of both. Faux Hitler love is one of those bizarre internet memes that has pretty much always been around. Don't really understand it but it doesn't necessarily mean that user was a neonazi. More likely just a teen or college student trying to be edgy, the same sort of person who helped get "Hitler did nothing wrong" as the top choice for a Mountain Dew flavor.


[1 Points] AmberDingMe:

I agree, mushrooms are a different area - if he had been buying meth then fine!

If the user's defence was that that their username was a cunning double bluff (e.g. they are a black gay Jew) then fiine, but anonymity doesnt imply a complete abrogation of morals/


[1 Points] None:

/u/hitlerlover


[1 Points] None:

LMFAO I GOT FUCKING COOKED AT 500 FUCKING DEGREES ON MONDAY I GOT FUCKING JEWED!!! IF ANYTHING, SOMEONE SHOULD OFFER TO GIVE ME A FUCKING HUG, NOT EVEN DRUGS, MKAY BYE


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] itsbooming:

Hard to say but your call. I would think if you are taking the names serious enough to refuse sales someone who actively attacks a baby or rapes someone would be worse than someone who aligns ideologically with a dictator.

But there was a dude on here that thought a man should goto prison for importing turtles so I guess when in rome....


[1 Points] elfer90:

damn dude, you've been around for almost 3 years already? nice :)


[1 Points] pomegrapely:

That's actually a golden opportunity.

hitlerlover takes psilocybin.

Comes back as hitlerhater.

World a better place.


[1 Points] MT_Merchant_Mangler:

So it's safe to assume you'd cancel an order from my "GAS_THE_KIKES_RACEWAR_NOW" user name?


[1 Points] None:

You are making something out of nothing. You are drawing QUITE arbitrary lines in the sand. You are seeing things from a very narrow perspective. You provide no actual logic or reasoning behind differentiating between hitlerlover and any of the other less than tasteful usernames. You are exhibiting an extraordinary lack of perspective and overall sense of holistic understanding for someone that claims to trip and be "on the level".

Sanctimonious is a laughable understatement for this line of thinking.

I have high functioning autism. Look at my username. Now think of one of the many reasons why someone might have the name hitlerlover for completely, utterly non sinister reasons.


[1 Points] None:

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What is this?


[1 Points] None:

Well its your loss im just gonna order from a diffrent vendor


[1 Points] elloman13:

It's your right to deny whoever you want


[1 Points] momsbasement420:

Aren't you an oversensitive bitch


[0 Points] MenuBar:

You sure it's not a girl?
Because that would be hot.
Kinda.
For a little while anyway.


[0 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I would have still served them, hoping that the transformative power of tryptamine hallucinogens could turn them into a better person. But I also understand why you refused.

Its good to turn one or two away. They complain, but there's no law which says you have to sell them illegal drugs. Just the opposite, in fact.

I've got quite a wealthy, upper-class, cultured customer I picked up from one of the markets who I served the other day, whose name I like for some reason:- TopiaryFox

I know DNM_cunt is supposed to be a good guy and everything, but in my experience anybody with a sexual swear word in their username is usually a total (insert sexual swearword).


[-1 Points] phearlez:

Man check out the folks in here standing up for the poor downtrodden nazi who wants to get his trip on. Sheesh. Refuse all the shitbirds you want to, OP. If not wanting to do business with someone who loves genocidal maniacs makes you too intolerant for them then I think talking about this is a win-win for ya.


[-1 Points] legitsrs:

preach brotha


[-2 Points] None:

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[-4 Points] DareToHope:

I really believe that my mushrooms are making the world a better place and that I'm facilitating people having amazing life experiences

100% can confirm, thank you for the experience. I'll be back for more next time I'm planning on going out into the woods for a weekend.


[-4 Points] gupyouagr:

As a vendor I would totally reject that order. Good call. There's no context to make it a joke, we don't know if he's serious or not, so likely he is. Fuck fascism and genocide.