I had 5 DNM letters arrive today which I disputed throughout the last 4 months.

This morning I was handed stacks of about 30 pieces of mail bound together by rubber bands, there where 2 postal employees handing over mail, not just to me, but to everyone at home in my complex. One of the mailmen had been hoarding mail instead of delivering it. I read about it in the newspaper 2 weeks ago and it did make me think about the Darknet for a second. My apartment was on his route on Wednesdays and he did not deliver a single piece for half a year. Apparently he had several thousand pieces of mail at home which he did not even bother to open.

5 of these letters where from the Darknet, some of them orders which I disputed and got a partial or full reship and or refund for. I'm not even entirely sure which vendor belongs to which order because 3 of them where 5GR weed orders, which I pretty much order every other week. Then one order was 50 Superman pills and another one 25 blotters of LSD (shipped 12 jul), I know which vendors but I don't have money to pay for this and one of them became a scammer. Soooo what the hell do I do? Sorry for my bad English.


Comments


[107 Points] Xeeroy:

Well congratulations you just won the improbable darknet markets lottery. Keep the shit and be glad no one knows what has been sent to you.


[60 Points] None:

Candy flip, smoke a big blunt, and throw up a prayer for not being locked up.


[23 Points] forlurkingpurposes:

duuuuuuuuuuuude nice


[18 Points] gerundive:

I know which vendors but I don't have money to pay...

Tell the vendors what happened and that you've received the items, even though you can't pay for them right now. At least they'll know why the items weren't received, and that you weren't trying to scam them.


[19 Points] _TROLL:

submitted 27 minutes ago by Icantbelieveit22

I can't believe it too... too.


[8 Points] Plumerian:

A more pertinent question: when does the city get to ravenously torture that piece of shit mailman?


[7 Points] mynamebazac:

My suggestion is to get higher than 3 kites and then praise the DNM gods..


[3 Points] Icantbelieveit22:

The earliest weed order was stamped Juli 21 and as soon I opened it I smelled weed from within the envelope despite of two layers of sealing and being compressed very tightly (no mbb). Do you guys think the LSD still is as potent as advertised after all these warm summer months?


[3 Points] mad87645:

Who the fuck steals that many letters? And what were they planning to do with them?

I know some cunts steal mail around Christmas to get money/checks out of them but what was this guy thinking? That's what I want to know.


[5 Points] MycTyson:

What's funny is there was a post a few months ago about a postman doing something similar and someone suggested that maybe this is happening more frequently than we believe. They went on to suggest that this might be why a small, but still viable percentage of orders go missing. I also remember that person being told that was highly unlikely to be the case.

Thanks for sharing OP.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] tetrahedon:

Happy Halloween!


[2 Points] tankthesister:

I hope you plan on repaying the vendors in the near future, your badluck was their misfortune.


[2 Points] None:

Offer to compensate the vendors you want to keep ordering from. I would be very surprised if any of them called you on a 'bluff' and actually asked for compensation. I would expect they'd offer to make it up to you with a fat freebie on your next order if anything, ie for your honesty.

For the ones you don't care to ever order through again, or don't particularly care for, then whatever.


[1 Points] toyouteam_PR:

Karma is a wonderful thing sometimes, enjoy your boon and spread the love :)


[1 Points] shady_varchar:

You could always sell your lsd to me! Or an early xmas present of course.


[1 Points] Cozzafrenz:

I feel like sometimes mailmen fuck with you if they suspect something, one time I ordered a gram of 2cb and it showed up in my neighbors mail


[1 Points] 123Kidd:

what the hell do you mean what do you do?

the packages finally arrived and are in your possession. do with them as whatever you see fit.

i don't see what the issue is here...


[1 Points] Rick_Rau5:

If you're feeling guilty and want to be generous to relieve your guilt I would be more than happy to receive some presents


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Duuuuuuuude!!!! This is, for lack of a better term, a 'merry christmas to me' situation. just make sure to grab a couple test kits and figure out if it's all safe or not before you take any of it.


[1 Points] SspyrosS:

Something similar happened to me before, I ordered some shrooms domestic and after waiting for month I disputed and got 3x my money back due to btc going up. Low and behold, I get my shrooms a month later.


[1 Points] 987sg38h4os9fu0aq2:

Just roll with it. Pay them back if you can.


[0 Points] bobthetrucker:

Take all the LSD at once.