Legaleyez "Cocaine" tested as ethylphenidate, benzocaine & lidocaine

I made an order a while ago for some cocaine from Legaleyez on SR. It was cheap so I wasn't expecting high purity, just a bit of something for a night in the pub. My friends and I were all pleased with the quality for the price and I chalked it up as a successful transaction.

I made another order a few weeks after and this stuff broke into a powder much more easily, it was brittle rather than clumpy. It also came with a lot more residual stimulation compared to the previous batch.

Anyway, long story short I sent a sample of each off for testing.

Batch 1 came back as: Ethylphenidate & Lidocaine
Batch 2 came back as: Ethylphenidate, Benzocaine & Lidocaine

I would've contacted legaleyez to resolve the issue but he logged in last 9 days ago and the order was completed long before then.

On the plus side I've learnt that I can knock myself up some fake cocaine for dirt cheap and play scarface with friends.


If anybody wishes to post this on the SR forum feel free. I've not got a forum account there


Comments


[4 Points] charles_tester:

For anybody in the UK wishing to get a substance tested visit "Welsh Emerging Drugs & Identification of Novel Substances Project" WEDINOS. You print off a form, get a reference number and post your sample to them, they test it and post results online with your reference number attached. They will test anything and only require a small amount, but bare in mind sending scheduled substances through royal mail is illegal... So get creative with the naming of the sample lest it be destroyed.


[2 Points] tetrahedon:

i hear ethylphenidate is pretty caustic.. did you notice it burning your nose? Also, did they mention how he mixed it up?


[2 Points] ManaSmoker:

How on earth did you not know it was fake simply due to smell?If you've had real blow the smell will always stick with you, way too distinct for anyone to fool you again imo.