Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[13 Points] youngOGDNM:

quantik sent out so many packs that canada post is shutting down bc everyone got sick of working extra shifts


[6 Points] HornyHebrew:

it's happening! the dea most likely got a hold of all of our addresses and transactions! we're fucked! commits sudoku


[6 Points] None:

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[5 Points] xansllcureya:

All NL busts have just been false flags in an attempt to scare U.S. customers into staying domestic and paying higher prices while the NL resellers laugh all the way to the tumbler.


[4 Points] mescaphysicality94:

I stated this a little late on the last Tinfoil tuesday but hear me out. The reason pelican solicits so many dick pics is because he is devolping software much more complex than facial regonition, he is making a dick regonition system.. For what purpose I do not know, but I can only hope it is for the greater good and not some malevolent scheme.


[2 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Santa Clause is the biggest heroin dealer on the planet!!!!!!!!


[1 Points] Phuffu:

I also think that the Chinese and maybe even Indian government are completely aware of all the rc's and other drugs that get produced within their borders. They care too much about the economy to give a shit.