[Vendor/MarketInquiry] Democratic People's Republic of Korea Dark Marketplace Under DDoS Attack. Registration closed.

Hello.

We have many requests from users seeking invite codes for registration @ Democratic People's Republic of Korea Dark Marketplace. Since upon opening we have been under constant DDoS from imperialist provocateurs who seek to undermine our business platform. We are now issuing final warning in regards to Silk Road 3 Market to cease sending these attacks or we shall respond ten fold upon you and three generations of your history.

Market will remain online for use for those who already possess access codes for marketplace. New registrations will be issued soon upon acceptance of application and $10 USD registration fee to deter window-gazers. Vendor fee is $250 USD and must reside in DPRK, China, Vietnam or Russian Federation.

We appreciate with kind regards your patience and patronage in this matter and look forward to blossoming business partnership with you.

Warm regards,

General Koi Moon-Bat DPRK Market Administration


Comments


[14 Points] jerzze18:

i sell ricen US -> DPRK only

Free for all officer ranked military personal and all government employees!

Let me setup shop on your marketplace, my stealth is unbeatable, when you find it, it just sort of pops out at ya!


[14 Points] The_Madhouse:

Are you fucking kidding me? Why attack the best Korea? I'm sure your vengeance will be swift and just


[10 Points] II-NataYmleg:

I'm simmering with excitement, my jaw dropped halfway to the ground, as I try to apprehend the extent of the favor you are doing to the world, Dear General. Your foresight is so noble and incredible, and such I will not hesitate to support the lasting prosperity of the Peoples Republic of North Korea under the Dear Leader Kim Jong Un, and will do so by the means of acquiring a kilo of the most lovely hand-picked Amnesia Pyong.

Thank you.


[7 Points] mooger_fooger:

Dear Gentlemen, I would like to gaze at your windows but do not have to $10 USD entrance fee. Would it be possible to barter my time in one of your fine work camp for access to marketplace? Please advise soon.


[4 Points] None:

"and three generations of your history" I'm fuckin' dying, hahaha


[3 Points] Big_Daddy_Trucknutz:

Mmmkay.


[2 Points] krokodiltear:

Fuckkkk. I'm still waiting on an order of Quaaludes that's set to auto-finalize tomorrow. :(

Can you extend the auto-finalize deadline? I've got several million North Korean won tied up in this that I can't afford to lose right now.


[2 Points] MitalikaSucks:

If the market market is real, why the post tagged as "Humor" (or maybe I missed, that DPRK is a huge joke? )?


[2 Points] RosyPalm:

Goddammit! Why does this always happen when I need to pick up a fresh batch of AA rounds to take care of some uppity generals?

You guys better step up your game or I'm going back to Crazy Idi's DNM! 🙅


[2 Points] GeneralStarkk:

Praise r/darknetmarkets


[1 Points] hdheuud:

When did we go back to the 70's? There's a Russian federation again?


[1 Points] mad87645:

Is North Korea about to declare war on SR3? You can't write this shit....

GO TEAM BEST KOREA!!!


[1 Points] hacksforcrack:

If you need any assistance in attacking the scum that would harm your server, I would happily and I will work for kimchi.


[1 Points] simplemindedslut:

Why don't you just sneak up on them with your steam powered submarines? They won't hear u coming. I saw the advertisement for this market on April fool's day, I srsly thought this was just a joke. Which I'm guessing it still is.


[1 Points] simplemindedslut:

Ok I'll pay the 250 but I want some of your great leaders spunk


[1 Points] None:

A north korea DNM, i have seen it all lol


[1 Points] DickClarkFive:

So, can ordinary N.Koreans buy food from this market place, you know, show millions can not starve to death? How about selling get out of forced labor camp free cards? Fuck N Korea and Kim, dick sucking Un.


[1 Points] Ienterwiththedoor:

is that real life?


[1 Points] IndependentNorm:

Would it be possible to order some genuine DPRK tea or other commodities.

Dear general.


[1 Points] AnnabelleRamford:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, I do not oppose DPRK, my government does, I do not share the same opinion as my government. I think we are all curious how this "application/registration process" works. Please define the parameters of this procedure. $10 is nothing compared to the value of purchasing from best korea. Cheers Comrade


[-1 Points] sillysally11:

Didn't someone else already make this same, lame joke?