So, I'm an idiot, and I was having trouble finding the bitcoin fog URL. I typed "bitcoin fog" into Disconnect search and the very first result was http://bitcoin-fog.com/
I made a new account and deposited. When I click withdraw, nothing happens. I eventually find the actual darknet link, and logging in, I have no funds. Did I get phished?
I feel so stupid. This is not something that has ever happened to me. Dammit.
Every time I read about someone getting scammed by btc phishing links, I die a little inside.