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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
Mr.Delicious // Agora |
Product/s reviewed: |
"Mmm... Good" Free Cannabis Sample |
International?: |
USA Domestic |
Vendor requires FE?: |
I don't think so - I did anyways. |
Price before shipping: |
0.10USD |
Shipping cost : |
0.00USD |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (23x4 for 92% ) |
So, this guy just popped up in the game like a week-and-a-half ago, but has some great products listed. Intro sale was for a TEN CENT sample of some cannabis. I was browsing the listings randomly and his rose to the top. I inquired, per his instructions and was informed of the product. Purchased swiftly after, (FE)'d immediately. Take my ten cents. Communication was quick - he clearly explained his product, alerted me live updates on the status of the shipment, and of most importance he actually provided. This was my first Cannabis purchase off of any DNM - honored to have the transaction with you.
Very shortly after I placed my order he confirmed. He also went out of his way to inform me when he was actually going to ship within a reasonable timeframe. I was biting my nails while the package was in transit - "was he LE?" running through my mind. The fears were quelled when an envelope appeared in my mailbox. Successfully received, with proper stealth and professional appearance.
As he explains, the products are vacuum-sealed (clear), and it had literally no smell when I received the package. He also takes the time to gift-wrap the item, which was pretty cool to have done. I guess it could provide more plausible undeniably: "oh this was a gift for Napoleon" (likely ineffective, on second thought.) The buds themselves looked great upon inspection. Nice and full, thick too. Orange hairs specked throughout the flower.
Upon arriving to a safe place to release these beasts from the cage, I excitedly just ripped the bag open. Holy fuck, this shit is skunk! The smell was so rich and flavorful, just the way many prefer it to be. In fact, it immediately stunk up my room so bard, the others living with me noticed immediately. Kinda cut into my OpSec - should have opened somewhere outside, but hey it's cool. Weighed it out immediately and found it to be like two-and-a-half grams. What an absolute great value from this guy. So, naturally, it turned 4:20 somewhere in the world:
Blazing it was the most creamy thing, it smokes nice and smooth. The high rolls onto you slowly, but hits with enough of a sting you'll know you're baked. Stays around for a long time - standard for Cannabis, and is very fun to toke. It is a little bit more of a head-high, but not as hard of a Sativa as some. Best is that it's got some Indica in the strain, so the buzz in the mind is balanced by a mellow sedation of the body. Perfect for meditation, if you ask me. Smoked several bowls to reach proper elevation, but not a retarded amount like with low-quality bud. Shared it with friends, each were satisfied. Great buds to have and socialize over a joint, etc...
His product line is currently made of mids, of a decent quality - as per his own words. The important part here is that they are cheap. At the time of this posting he has an ounce for a hondo - them some WalMart rollbacks there! They smoke great, and smell way better. Hands-down the best is just how inexpensive the lot truly is. Best for some people who still want to toke but don't see the value of top-tier medical cannabis. Would pair nicely with a Magic Flight Launch Box. When I owned one, I would chop (grind) a case-full of schwag+ and blaze-it-fggt for like months at a time. Hence, this is a great value.
Overall, I am very satisfied with my first purchase from Mr.Delicions (there is no space between the words). He hooked it up good, and his service was stellar. Prices are even more down-to-earth. Quality is good enough, rather great - if you're the target audience for this kind of stuff. Shipping took like 4 days or so. Overall review would be a solid five-out-of-five. Check him out.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR -- DNM_Reviewer ~
What's up. I've been here for sometime, and made several purchases. Well within the double-digits. While I cannot say I'm a professional, per se, the vast amount of experience I have gathered over time has allowed me to speak about things with increasing confidence. My goal is to offer an unbiased review when I receive products, as I do periodically. I am open to suggestions as well (including donations), if you would like for me to review your work. Do take my reviews with a grain of salt - these are one (?) individual's experience. Good vendors change strategies often, so things may be different later on. All things mentioned are of relevance as to the time of posting. This is for informational purposes only, pleased do not try this at home.
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I got a sample as well, and it's pretty good. Definitely worth more than the $100/ounce price that he is selling it at.
I bought two more o's so I'll leave a review when they come.