Don't underestimate edibles.

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Alright I'm going to tell you guys a little story about my first time on edibles. I smoke on weekends casually and can usually handle my weed pretty well, this is a different situation. I took about a quarter of the cookie at first. I was feeling good and just had a light high. I eat another quarter and give the other half to some friends. I was not ready for the high I had, this was the highest I've ever been in my entire life. I was a fucking mess two hours in, I was giggling uncontrollable and throwing out ideas for inventions and shit it was insane. That's all I remember from that night. I wake up the next morning and go home from my friends house. I go to work, just usual boring shit. I get off work and check my phone and have an insane amount of messages all from my friend. I was reading shit like "You're a fucking dog" "I don't know why we were ever friends" just dumb shit like that. I text him asking him what's wrong and he sends me a video. Of me eating out his sister. It's not meth9000 levels of retardary but it was still really stupid. Overall great vendor great product. Would of taken pics but forgot.


Comments


[102 Points] TheSM0KER:

Who the fuck takes a video of their sister getting eaten out? I guess you may be from the south though.


[26 Points] Mod_Skeeter:

Story Time

When I was about 17-18 I was scrolling thru Instagram and came across a nice lady who had started her own edible shop out in California, she had been in business for about 6 months and had a variety of different edibles with some great packaging taking her business very seriously.

I sent her a Direct Message asking if I can buy some edibles and have her ship them to me. She happily said that we can work something out. I made payment and about 5 days later I had a package at my door step with beautifully packaged rice krispey treats, each treat containing 13 dosages of 100mg so 1300mg of THC per Rice Krispie Treat

This is where it gets good.

That was the first time I had ever gotten an edible that wasnt home made and even then I wasnt a heavy smoker. My mom and dad were both well aware that I had these edibles mailed to the house and when they arrived I showed both of them, I was really trying to break into the MMJ scene at the time. Anyways I got the package around 3:30pm and around 4:00pm I decided to eat a rice krispie treat, yes a whole one, 1300mg of THC.

5:00pm rolls around and my mom has prepared a great home cooked meal and asks me to come down stairs to
   set the table. I set the table and we sit down to start eating. I sit at the head of the table. 
About 3 minutes 
 into sitting down I push my plate forward and put my head down into my arms and say "I cant do this!".

My mom response "What can't you do"

Me- I hate an edible.

Mom- You ate the WHOLE THING!!

Me- Yes.

Mom- K***N there was 13 servings in ONE Rice Krispie.

Me- I know, I thought I could handle it.

My dad goes on trying to make me laugh and he thought it was hilarious because I was stoned out of my mind and that was some good comedy for him. My mom says you should probably go lay down. Great suggestion. I go upstairs at 5:20pm lay down and I am completely tripping balls, my sheets were soaked from sweating so much I was very warm, surprised I didnt throw up. I then slept for the next 13 hours until 11:00am the next morning with my mom coming in every so often to check on me.

It was one of the absolute craziest experience I have ever had. I cant say that I enjoyed it and now I can only tolerate about 15mg of THC. That 1300mg edible pretty much scared me for life.

Just thought I would tell my story about how I will never underestimate an edible ever again.


[14 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Just reacting to the title of your post, I can't agree more.

I have a batch of brownies sitting in my parents' freezer that I made for my dying cancer patient father. I put 21 grams of highly potent BHO along with coconut oil extract made with a little over a half oz of high-CBD flower in that one single pan and each one-inch square contains right around 300mg of fully activated THC and 75mg of CBD.

Anyway... My mother couldn't sleep one night and decided to eat a whole one, thinking it was "small." What she didn't know was that the pieces I had been giving to my father before he died were cut larger because I was trying boost his tolerance as quickly as possible so he could then drop down to a more reasonable amount and not feel the psychoactive effects as much from the necessary dosage rate of ~900mg of pure THC per day (in order to trigger apoptosis). What she thought I was giving to my father as a 300mg brownie was actually more like 500/125, and the piece she took was still a full dose. It made her so sick and dizzy that she couldn't stand up on her own to go to the bathroom. Literally a few crumbs of that stuff would be all that woman needs to catch a buzz and she ate 30x that much. Fun times...


[14 Points] None:

Post the video or fuck off


[8 Points] None:

respect to the guys making baked goods and $10 per transaction


[6 Points] Wamboz:

Was not expecting an edible review to end with someone eating out their friend's sister on camera.

Also, please link this said video. For science


[5 Points] ishkabibbles84:

I took a 75mg gummy edible after a 3 month tolerance break. I. Fucking. Melted.


[3 Points] throwingaway0980:

Despite all the psychedelics and other shit the highest I've ever been was when I was new to smoking and ate a fat edible


[3 Points] Seven_Names:

This has to be a shit post right? This guy eats half a weed cookie, blacks out, eats his friend's sister's pussy, and his friend has a video of it. And he paid $7 shipping on a $10 purchase. This guy either lives in a meth head trailer park or is the product of incest. Either way, you probably shouldn't be ordering drugs off of the internet.


[2 Points] None:

i see a lot of HUGE WEENS in the post...


[2 Points] globking:

you are the reason why they have restrictions on edibles for recreational sales. All i wanted in Washington was to get high as fuck on some edibles but they would only sell 10mg bars.


[1 Points] None:

Other drugs have ruined my weed tolerance so if I smoke even the smallest bit I get super high but a 25mg edible worked great.

Something about smoking changes the high and makes it super intense.


[1 Points] Teznaa:

LOL


[1 Points] xansllcureya:

I know my limits with edibles. Shit I eat hash oil by the gram straight utter the vial.


[1 Points] None:

How many milligrams did you consume?