Lol...Ransom Letter to Dream Market Member

Read this on the dream market subreddit, the dude is actually terrified that he got this ransom letter.

https://i.imgur.com/Dl6k1Zd.jpg

Claiming to have all his details and will release them, shit is too funny, the steps people go to these days to make a buck. This was not sent to me so laugh away.


Comments


[77 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

Maybe if there was a QR code but fuck typing in that address.


[48 Points] None:

2018 Dream Market idiot tax. Because someones got to be stupid, why not you?

Lol this is the funniest letter I've seen. Even looks like good paper and I enjoy the font!

I just noticed they want him to pay on Valentine's day. That's sweet of them:)


[49 Points] Polygon_Windows:

the real crime here is that font.


[21 Points] Intergalactic_Reborn:

They sure did use a lot of their time to make that letter look nice.


[19 Points] None:

When you go rat out a drug dealer, the cops immediatly think you are a rival drug dealer and also, that's not how this works the departments have detectives who are assigned cases, cases that have WAAAAY more value and reward than some two bit thug ordering shit on the internet. The end user is rarely the target in my experience. Shit my buddy just orders shit, no vpn, no tails no nothing cause hes like, they gonna bust me for 1g homey? Probably not.


[20 Points] S903throwaway:

Lmfao at the 5 different fonts just randomly switching in the middle of sentences


[18 Points] CaliforniaJugg:

Lol at least this one is pretty decent English for once


[12 Points] c3ntrifuge:

Hey you stupid fucking vendor.

Fuck you.

Btw, your font consistency sucks.


[13 Points] pauz43:

...and the police have NEVER gotten a letter like this. Nope, not ever. Nobody goes to the police with such stories in the hope of siccing them on another person. Just ain't done. Never, ever. Why, I'm sure they'll jump right on it. Wherever would they be without their "reliable informants"?


[9 Points] King_Of-The_Ting:

Have you ever ordered from poundlanduk2uk?


[6 Points] Log_in_Password:

I like that they think they're being fair with the amount and your time while blackmailing you.


[5 Points] 419justas:

OP chill.its all good bro


[4 Points] ThePrinceOfFrance:

Why did you block out the amount of btc they were demanding? haha. Also, this looks like a joke DEA agents would play on some dummy who copy and pasted a new pgp into his keyring from a busted vendor, without checking to see if the new pgp key was signed with the old one. Oldest trick in the book.


[5 Points] JAimzRL:

By The Way...More Convincing With A Little More Proof...


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] Bizzlington:

I'm disappointed they blanked out the price.

I'm curious how much blackmail goes for nowadays.


[3 Points] ForLOLSerious:

Read this on the dream market subreddit

r/Dream_Market/comments/7rhor6/ransom_letter/


[2 Points] c3ntrifuge:

I know famz


[2 Points] artfu1:

Well it's a Brit who did the letter that's for damn sure


[2 Points] yoBigFish:

He got that shit in the mail?? LMFAO


[2 Points] Samuel67501:

I also got a letter and I ordered from poundlanduk2uk a while back and he also was banned last time I checked, in the letter he is asking for 0.1208 bitcoin


[1 Points] blakeitrain:

How mych was the ransom


[1 Points] 56barz-v2:

the money is soo easy and completely risk free. you just have to be a lowlife scumbag to meet the prerequisites.


[1 Points] PrimoBo:

Lmao! Only laughing because it’s just too damn obvious.....


[1 Points] xJadams:

I received this letter...

Should I pay it? I know it sounds stupid but really not sure if this is genuine or not.


[0 Points] BilliCrystaal:

Post the BTC addy