Vendor on EIC is literally selling a potato

For 10 cents you can buy your very own "Stash Potato"!

Saw this listing and couldn't help but feel the need to let other people know about it haha

Product Description:

"Hide your bud in this budding potato. No one would look here because it looks just like an ordinary potato. Its smell will mask the smell of your dank."


Comments


[44 Points] ccashcow27:

Ships potato internationally

Gets intercepted at Customs

Gets 850$ fine for smuggling vegetables


[20 Points] zman3000:

seems like a good way to test if your drops working good and check if anybodys prying into your packs. for only 10 cents vendor could tell you EXACTLY how he packages and if theres any differences in what you receive you know its time for a new drop.


[16 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Alphabay is now waiving the vendor bond for reputable potato vendors.


[12 Points] InconvenientIdeals:

I bet it's actually a yam too. Damn sad misrepresentation of products knows no bounds.


[8 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

"Ooh, look at me! I have so few physical threats left in my cossetted existence that the postman has replaced bear attacks as my main fear. I'm going to pay for a potato with bitcoin to try to work out if he's spying on me, as part of an extended Federal Bureau of Investigations operation into my shatter purchases"

Land of the free. home of the...er


[6 Points] Doguments:

Where was this vendor during the Potato Famine? Anyone have a time machine? Dude could make BANK


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] FLiNT-EIC:

Thank you to this guy for bringing some fun with them to the market ;)

I cant imagine what the posties would think if they delivered a potato with stamps on but it would be a good april fool.

i would get them to put private and confidential on it too :P


[1 Points] draginator:

I'd be disappointed if I got an old potato in the mail.