Its a Public holiday in the US today, isn't it?

Its a normal working day here in the UK. But in the US, there's no post.

I'll let you into a vendor secret. On public holidays, bored vendors gather on forums, having already selected a target, then we damn them with faint praise in the hope that customers will read between the lines.

Not all public holidays are equal. This one coincides with all the post Evo intake on marketplace forums hitting the "4 month wall".

Vendors, moderators, market admins and even normal darknet customers who spend a lot of time on forums like this suffer from a phenomenon called "TOR-fatigue". I think its the constant uncertainty, intrigue and speculation, with everybody pushing theu=ir secret agendas which gradually erodes the psyche.

It builds up bit-by-bit and people tend to hit a "wall" at the 4-month point, where they lose all sense of perspective. They actually go a little bit nuts. Vendors scam, trolls take it too far, and shills start to believe themselves. So many vendors fail at the 4 month point, but if they can get past that without cracking up, they learn to step away from places like forums when they're tired. But even the most level-headed vendors miss the post deadline because they're hammering away angrily on a keyboard about something that feels like the most important thing in the world.

Talking of post, I need to go and post my orders. But when I get back, I'm getting the popcorn in. I think this is going to be the big crazy one this year.

Things said on forums like this don't make a blind bit of difference at the end of the day. Its just a bunch of tired boys sitting at laptops. But there is a big hump of reddit users who joined 3 or 4 months ago, and for them, it will be totally real.

You old hands know that the only real, important things on the darknet are drugs and bitcoins. Everything else is just hot air, empty talk and bruvado. but its still fun sometimes.

A public holiday. Bored vendors missing the intrigue. Easy-to-wind-up darknet novices. And just the right length of time since a big darknet exit which is still unfolding. Even the mods on this subreddit are nearing that 4 month danger point. Hopefully they will get dragged in instead of keeping order. Sportsmen shouldn't brawl on the pitch, but we secretly like to see brawls when the ref loses control.

The perfect storm. I can't wait to see who the target is.


Comments


[69 Points] Danksalmon:

What the fuck are you talking about


[27 Points] hdheuud:

I've never smoked meth, but I'd smoke it once with you just to hear you talk all damn day


[21 Points] None:

Well zoinks, clearly your onto something scoob.


[19 Points] None:

It builds up bit-by-bit and people tend to hit a "wall" at the 4-month point, where they lose all sense of perspective. They actually go a little bit nuts.

I was thinking the same thing about you.


[14 Points] GrandMasta216:

Instead of "no proof" I think it should say "British man's meth ramblings" thank you for the entertainment though BBMC!


[10 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

I've spoken with you enough to need proof. Shred your calendar and dip it in a regent test please, I don't know if I believe you that it's a holiday.


[8 Points] ad5fb585fd8cb8adcbf5:

If you spent just a billionth of the energy you do posting shit here on being an actual vendor you'd own half the people in parliament.


[10 Points] jtemps92:

Dude are you ok?


[9 Points] Theeconomist1:

Yes. It's the day we celebrate the labor that makes buying drugs possible. I've noticed that this sub is the one place where holidays are despised bc the mail isn't delivered. Lol


[4 Points] opshouldanhero:

dude that meth has been seriously cooking your brain dawg


[8 Points] BobArctor_007:

I love you Vendor_BBMC please never change


[4 Points] sobulbous:

You still can't figure out the difference between when a mod was promoted and when an account was created? The 4 month bullshit about the mods is ridiculous considering most of them were mods before the Astrid fiasco. I don't even know why I'm typing this, it is like talking to a brick wall. The definition of thick.

Most of the people here have no idea what you are talking about. For once, some of us do and are surprised you are taking it like a grump rather than seeing it as stroking your ego. Rather than be cryptic for no reason, why don't you just tell them what has you so bothered? If you won't, I will.


[5 Points] Rdns:

um what?


[3 Points] GrandMasta216:

Don't get me wrong I like meth myself! Perhaps when I get some more, instead of blasting music dancing like a maniac for hours, ill get on here and type some long conspiracy theory shit


[5 Points] sillysally11:

What? Meth?

Edit: I swear I didn't even see it was BBMC, I just read that methed out post and thought" this guy is on meth for sure with this nonsensical rambling", and sure enough, it was the rambling meth head of the sub reddit! This guy does too much of his own shit, for sure.


[5 Points] None:

I'm feeling anxious after reading this


[5 Points] Dark-Knight101:

Once again, thanks for reassuring me that meth is bad for your brain.


[3 Points] drimilr:

FUD?

Or "no sense"?


[3 Points] octomarvel:

So much truth in flairs today.


[2 Points] None:

...... I'm on to you.


[2 Points] HofmannsHeir:

The meth is strong with this one today


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I just got back from visiting Hank. Did i miss anything? My ears are burning.

Hey!I've still got that "No Proof" flare that IGetDankShit vandalized my profile with. If he wasn't a moderator, I'd get the feeling that messing with me is his guilty pleasure.


[1 Points] None:

Now this is some world class, grade AAA+++ FUD.


[1 Points] noonehear:

I don't like to order near holidays.... perfect exit scam time.

Also it was recently suggested that you vend your sweet quality meth pipes and get with DrawkwarD and give out free porn passes as a bonus. Never tried meth but have done my share of Adderall so I understand the need haha. (before it hit its crazy prices... I used to get given bottles of 30mg x 60 for just helping people with math classes).

FYI simply go to the USPS site and find out when our stupid holidays are. If people complain about a 1-2 day delay because of a holiday do you really want to deal with them anyways?


[1 Points] LedLevee:

Does anyone actually order from this guy? Why would you order drugs from a methhead? I mean, this guy is an actual vendor right? This is horrible PR.

Unless you're trying to get methheads to order from you... then I bet it's a great tactic.

Clever.


[0 Points] None:

buncha commies