How do you guys bundle your cash?

My sales have been accelerating and I'm basically moving 3-5 sheets a week at this point. How the hell do I organize all this cash? Should I buy a bunch of clips, or currency straps or something else?

Also, does anyone know if banks can be easily subpoenaed to reveal whether a given person has a safe deposit box?

thanx fam


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[29 Points] powerman15:

Super glue the bills together so you don't lose them.


[21 Points] zman3000:

use the cash to make it precipitate down on on sexually promiscuous women.

make it rain on dem hoes.


[10 Points] creditswag:

Invest it. Keep a lawyer on retainer. Invest more of it. Banks aren't your friend. Flashy cars aren't either. Purchase 500$ pre-paids. Get a new SIM. OPSEC. /etc.


[6 Points] ipiss3sheets:

standard industry procedure for bundling cash:

A standard bundle of 20's = $10000, a standard bundle of 100's = $50000


[6 Points] smarco33:

do not ever ever give your money to a bank , ever.. thats just another door to knock on to get to YOUR money. , or open up a safe deposit box. it can all be jacked by the state/feds/yada yada they will find out your accounts and freeze them . good luck trying to prove thats legit money in court. dont ever tell your friends/family if your buyin new expensive things, stop spending and start stashing . live poor but lavish if you know what i mean . take it and bury it . somewhere u know noone ever goes. get a piece of 3 or 4" schedule 80 PVC maybe 6''-12'' dig down and get it set in . get a threaded adapter and a threaded cap for the top , , get a solid cap for the other end . so you can unbury a couple inches and unscrew it n drop the wads in .keep doin it till its filled. then make another.


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[3 Points] nennerb15:

I am going to say the opposite of what everyone here is saying.

Just put it in a bank account.

I worked as a teller for about a year an nobody cared of someone was coming in to deposit a few thousand dollars a week. We were only required to fill out a government form when deposits or withdrawals of over 10k happened in a 24 hour period, and we hated doing that so sometimes we just didn't. If you want an excuse for when they ask, tell them you play poker or sell lawn mowers or something. They really don't care, they are just making small talk.

Just don't look and act like a scumbag when you go to the bank and tellers won't bother you . Your money will be safe, nobody is going to be able to break into your house and steal it all, and you can just use a debit card to purchase shit. If you get caught, it doesn't matter to the police where your money is(unless it's buried in the woods or something), if they want to hold it as evidence they will.


[3 Points] petetongdnm:

Ziplock snack bags hold 50 bills in a nice, tight pack. Count it, zip it up, and you can even seal it with a lighter so it's tamper-evident.


[2 Points] Derrick4Real:

Like a G bruh!

Buy a small Sentry fireproof lock box. They are portable, stashable, fireproof and great for your cash, documents and secret stash.

They are easily accessible without key when necessary (as in cops and crooks). But it serves it's purpose well for your needs.

Don't put that shit in the bank though...


[2 Points] globking:

Go buy a ball of rubber bands..Problems solved


[2 Points] LargeCockHiker:

try to save up 5k, 10k, 50k, or 100k stacks, however much you're working with.

then stash those somewhere that in any case you go down.. storage unit, underground, in a tree..

If you go down they'll try to figure out as much info from you and getting your bank account seized isn't unheard of


[1 Points] Darknet_Retard:

If you're making 900-1500 per week (I'd imagine it's maybe a little less so around 700-1300) you should not put that shit in a safe deposit box. Get a $30-$100 portable safe (SentrySafe, Paragon, Stack-on). If you get a smaller one (.5 cubic feet) it'll hold your cash and sheets well. I would personally keep one key inside the safe, one on you or in a safe location, and make a 6 digit pin. Don't ever tell anyone the combination and don't make it the same as any of your bank account pins, dates etc. Don't let anyone watch you open it. Hell, don't even tell anyone it exists. I had a small SentrySafe that no one knew the combination to, but an old roommate thought it was funny to hide it in places like it was a game. It was better than having someone actually steal it but it was still annoying.

For extra security, you could keep a cheap GPS tracker inside the safe or a smartphone with a "Find my phone app". If someone steals it one day, they most likely can't get into it and at least you can find who took it amd teach them a lesson.


[1 Points] None:

Duct tape


[1 Points] SunnyBadlands:

Fuck a safety deposit box. END OF STORY


[1 Points] lordredvampire:

Just use Bitcoin to launder your money and only covert it to fiat when needed (lawyers on retainer, food, rent and etc).


[1 Points] stilldogman:

Yo fambro,

I'd say just roll it up into a big wad and put rubber bands around them. Or stuff that in yo activis pints, bruh bruh. One hunnid.


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[1 Points] 180K:

Get your customers and their customers to use bitcoin, grow the bitcoin economy, then laundry will not be an issue.


[1 Points] 180K:

You find a precious metal trader, buy gold, easily transportable/storable/launderable. A good trader won't keep records.