Caught with more on the way - what should I do?

Recently I was caught at university with a decent amount of weed. I've received a lot of consoling and I should be able to drastically reduce my sentence to drug classes + piss tests.

The problem is, I ordered more on Thursday, and it's due to come into my university mail center on Tuesday. Would it be smarter to leave it and let the package go unclaimed (bear in mind that it would probably be sent back to the fake return address... what happens then?) or should I go pick it up and get rid of the package immediately?


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[17 Points] CocaineNose:

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[8 Points] Theeconomist1:

So, I have to ask, you obviously felt comfortable ordering on Thursday. What's changed? You got busted, some sessions with a shrink, hallelujah you're cured! you just used your get out of jail free card. You won't get another for a long while, if you do. So I ask, why did you feel comfortable ordering after all of that? If they catch you doing this, you won't be dealing with Barney fife, you'll be dealing with the Feds bc guess what, you imported an illegal substance across state lines. They won't be as friendly. Mandatory sentencing guidelines are bitch. They have a matrix essessentially where they show the number of priors on one dimension and level of crime on another. Feds are no joke.

So I ask again, why the fuck did you order?? You may be able to get away with it if you claim it. In fact you may actually have a decent chance. But if it goes south you are indeed fucked. I assume your first bust had nothing to do with getting caught with drugs in the mail.

You really need to learn to think things through better. I'm not trying to be cruel, but dude, you got caught, you do what every self respecting DNM user does - burn the addresses and stop ordering. And I bet your mail isn't pritected as much within the university distribution system.

If u fail to claim, give the vendor a courtesy message that you've burned one of his addresses. Mail will be returned to sender. If it's a valid address, which is often is, some poor old lady will receive it and freak out with drugs in the mail. She will call the cops and see your name on the package. And loo and behold the name on the pack has a prior for drugs.

But you've done what you've done. There is no good move. I think your only move is to pick it up and destroy it. Refusing I think will lead back to you anyway. You'd still have plausible deniability In both instances. But in one case you'll most likely need to use it.


[4 Points] None:

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[3 Points] GoAwayThrowaway420:

i'd need consoling too if my weed were taken... but i feel you probably received counseling. stay in school.


[3 Points] jakefatman:

Something's off here. If you got busted on campus, why did you order more weed to be delivered to campus? You said you ordered it on Thursday (three days ago). Are you a moron?


[3 Points] None:

this sub is an absolute bomb scare

every single day you see multiple examples of some really idiotic behavior


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Even dead people get mail. theres nothing different to do. no options. awake, asleep, in or out, the letter will arrive.

open it and smoke the weed.

The only way you can fuck-up getting a letter is by overthinking it.


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

there's this thing called hiding in plain sight. just do whatever you normally do, act like everybody else, don't stand out in any way and nobody will ever think twice about you. don't crack jokes with the people you come in contact with, don't pace around and act all sketchy. just be normal. that's the trick. if people think you're ordinary, then to them, you're ordinary. here's my advice... puff up your chest all big-like and walk into that mail room like you own the place, ask if you have anything waiting for you, and then walk out with package in hand and a big grin on your face knowing you just got away with something that could have potentially taken a couple years off your life. one thing to always remember is, if they want you they'll get you and there's absolutely nothing you'll be able to do about it no matter what. so go with the flow, act like nothing's wrong, and everything should turn out alright.


[1 Points] effyouzion:

Pick it up, get rid of it. Definitely don't fucking keep the weed. Piss tests are no joke for weed smokers. You will get caught no matter what if you smoke it.


[1 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

What looks more suspicious: a package which arrives on Tuesday and is picked up that day, or a package which sits around the uni mailroom for weeks? If a dog pings on the package they're going to get a warrant, open it and then come looking for the person to whom it was addressed whether or not you pick it up. If they don't know there's marijuana in the package, you have nothing to worry about. In either event, picking it up or not picking it up is not going to make an enormous amount of difference and, at best, leaves you out some weed.

If you are going to be getting piss-tested as a condition of staying on campus, you need to stop smoking yesterday. Cannabis can stay in your system for months and you don't want to deal with a dirty piss test when it could cost you your degree. But since the Grand Wizard hates waste, he would advise against throwing it away. Pay it forward instead and give it to some of your stoner friends. They'll thank you for it.


[1 Points] dnmthrowaway4765:

  1. Burn package
  2. Place in vents of school
  3. ???
  4. Profit
  5. Post results


[-1 Points] goingpoostal:

Apply for mail forwarding and have it sent somewhere else. If they caught you with weed before, chances are good the univ mail center will be opening your packages, especially the sketchy looking one from cali sitting in your mailbox.


[-1 Points] wombosio:

Something that dumb prob deserves a little jail time tbh