Flying personal amounts of Coke home from the Dominican republic

My friend is taking a vacation and would like to fly some Coke home. What is the best way to do this or is it totally in advisable? USA by the way


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[13 Points] Realitybytes_:

Buy an expensive bottle of duty free wine (with a tinted bottle) keep receipt, really any bottle except clear will work.

Drink wine.

Free base, pour into bottle.

Re-seal bottle.

Put bottle in duty free bag.

Walk on plane.

Be arrested at the gate for being a retard.


[6 Points] Thriz_whistle:

Get out of the internet cafe, go enjoy the DR, and don't fucking try to smuggle cocaine internationally.


[4 Points] FecalPostingNutsack:

Here's an idea, mail that shit. Wait... I think I may be on to something.


[3 Points] The_Cold_Tugger:

Up the butt only solution


[2 Points] jungarrayi:

Shove it all up your bum. Make sure you really loosen your hole first. I recommend 2-3 fingers as a good setting point. Lube is your best friend here my man.


[2 Points] None:

Boof dat shit yo


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Lolsteroids:

I heard Dominican Republic jails are not a place you want to go to.


[1 Points] Alpha_Hawk:

I put it into my makeup bag where my face powder is. I've never had a problem before.


[1 Points] None:

prison wallet, son


[1 Points] spaceykayce:

If you're a dude, dress up as the worst cross dresser in history. Ugly dress and GLOBS of make up. Hide you coke in your make up bag. The customs dude just wants you to get the fuck away at that point.