Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[8 Points] Molly-Serious:

The Egyptians were the first to cultivate cannabis and they built the pyramids as a place they could climb into and hotbox and giggle about how they had all these slaves make these things so they would have the most awesome place to get baked. You know like... "We are F'ing gods man!" Wooo!


[4 Points] octomarvel:

The judge today in court that asked "what's the darknet?" was just playing dumb and is really the former admin of middle earth market.

Now he wants me to FE 1k in fines.

=,(


[5 Points] itsaprankbrochill:

One time a pack didn't land bc usps was fucking up and the vendor said I'd get it any day even gave me tracking. I just thought it was gonna be a CD so I cleaned house and didnt sleep that night kept peaking out my windows cuz I figure if they will bust me they'll do it when I'm asleep.

I cried bro. I legitimately thought I was going to go to jail I even started praying to God and shit..saying I'd never do drugs again and that im sorry and what not.

Then the pack came the next morning and it all worked out. Im sure this is not in the appropriate thread but I couldnt stop typing it once I started this little story.

Have a good one ppl.


[1 Points] None:

How can I be sure every market and vendor is not an ultra-trillionaire cold war operation from every global power of the world in order to fuck with my pineal gland?


[1 Points] None:

aliens are real...media hollywood is prepping us.... but shortly we will need gas mask monday...till then im rocking my tintin

san bernidino is a cover up like 9/11 and shady hook elm


[1 Points] an_illegal_smile:

BBMC is actually a markov-chain bot written by Hank


[-6 Points] None:

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