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I am a Hansa user

Everyday I wake up and pray to my Hansa flag which I have draped graciously on the wall in my moms basement.

I also never forget to place curse on AB and their great market.

I turn on my computer and watch videos of ripped white men whipping and banging Russian dwarfs and midgets cuz fuck those Russian AB mofos

After a magnificent nut

I decide to order my awesome Hansa market

I open my vpn, open google chrome and proceeded to open a incognito tab

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I browse Hansa on one of those "Cab" platforms and check my big order of 2 dollars samples worth of brazzers accounts

I check reddit

AB's subs of course

Hope to troll today

Sees "AB is down" what

Freaks out like a 12 year old in the presence of Justin Bieber

Rock hard for some reason

All the money in escrow, FE & with No packs showing, The AB virgins with their first orders, No feedback from AB mods/Devs, The cluelessness, the freak outs

VIAGRA AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS ERECTION

I've looked forward to this days lik christians looks forward to that hippie to walk out of the sky and Ave them

I quickly grabbed my brothers secret stash of nudes of my mom and hit my meat with the speed of a thousand star wars battle ships

Between looking at my moms nudes and scrolling down seeing the complaints I furiously took out my excitement of my pener

Not satisfied enough I put my pener between my door and slam it shut, no pain whatsoever just pleasure

I can hear the Mongolian child refugee sex slaves whom I bought on Hansa to satisfy my anime hentai fantasy rummaging through my torture room moving my torture weapon

Just when I was about to climax my Mongolian sex slaves busted in my room wielding my Rare collection of 14th century medieval torture weapon.

Busted the biggest load of my life

I'm currently sitting in a raft now in my room engulfed in my sea of semen

Should probably call 911 for rescue

Bye.


Lol jk btw lost some money too sucks asss


Comments


[16 Points] chainer3000:

this is 4chan tier shit posting. Congrats


[14 Points] 1millionblunts:

this sounds like a madlib


[15 Points] oldbait69:

Quality shitpost/10, keep up the good work OP


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[4 Points] None:

I love your work I am now a fan you are this centuries next Leonardo!


[2 Points] Antrax215:

Who the fuck has time to sit and type all this shit lol. Not as if im defending any side of it, just why type that much about nothing haha


[2 Points] MandyThatGirl:

White powder! See Keil... (in his mom's basement)


[2 Points] Gimmethatcandy:

Okay, this is incredible. I literally pictured you in your room full of ones fluid floating in your raft (that appeared out of nowhere). When I woke up this morning i never would have imagined that I'd be at this point. Lol dang it.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] THE_REAL_LYSO:

bs shitpost go away

Edit : Twart


[1 Points] disposable43436879:

tl;dr shitpost


[1 Points] Pupporoni:

fuck what did I just read. I have the sudden urge to fap and shit