Opened the mailbox and my heart skipped a beat

Today before I open my mail I thought fuck it today's the last, gonna ask for refund for an international package which was few weeks late.

Saw the stupid postman left (he ever put my package into another mailbox), I raced to open the mail, BOOM saw a brown package so excited, YEA, presumably from the vendor. Actually had another super small order from another vendor but never seems to arrive.

So there were 2 more letters in the mail underneath the brown package, AND WTF ONE FROM POLICE (WITH A BIG POLICE SYMBOL) AND ANOTHER FROM CUSTOM AUTHORITY, WAS QUITE SURE I WAS FUCKED, I looked around sure enough nobody was there (those LE dogs). I RIPPED THE FUCKING POLICE AND CUSTOM LETTERS OPEN ON THE SPOT, MY HANDS TREMBLED LIKE MAD ALMOST TORE IT INTO 2 (I MEAN FOR A MOMENT COULDN'T EVEN HOLD THE LETTER STRAIGHT), AND THOUGHT ITS RELATED TO DRUG OFFENCE IS IT JAIL TIME.

BUT FUCK!

One is to congratulate me on my clean driving record WTF YOU KIDDING ME, and the other is for renewal of an ID. Fucking PHEW~

The last thing was I ripped my order package open and wow, vendor threw in EXTRA for me! O-MY-FUCKING-GOD-YOU-MADE-MY-DAY.

MY MOOD WENT FROM -9 (was sure my package never arrive) to +9 (not 10 cus there is another small sample order which never came, I couldn't give a fuck care bit for now)

Sure it was a helluva ride and my heart skipped a few.


Comments


[55 Points] Sunline_Inc:

I just chewed off all my fingernails reading this!!! Edit: because I have a bad tendancy to bite my nails.


[37 Points] Fbulol:

Imagine that guy on meth finding these letters lol


[35 Points] dawgiee:

Jesus man. Heart attack-level shit right there.


[15 Points] dapperfapper69:

Customs asked you to get a new id?


[10 Points] None:

That's great haha. First time I ordered off the dnm was a couple of weeks ago, the day I was expecting the package I get a phone call, "Hi this is blah blah from blah blah Police..."

I'm like oh my god fuck no...

"I'm calling to speak to blah blah"

"I think you have the wrong number"

"Ok thanks bye!"


[12 Points] None:

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[8 Points] UnboltedGamer:

I'm happy for you but trying to read this gave me a headache, geeze, please try to type like a normal person for the sake of everyone else.


[6 Points] haroldtheslutbag:

Good use of capital letters to emphasize the situation.


[1 Points] earthmoonsun:

haha, that's some timing


[1 Points] HououinKyouma1:

cool


[0 Points] DrugsEtc:

That must have been such a rush!


[0 Points] bigassnug:

Would've killed myself on the spot.


[0 Points] FuckYoMamaASAP:

hell of a day :)


[0 Points] Birdlover1233:

I really glad I live in a country where I don't have to worry even if they find shit in the post


[-1 Points] Darkgod20:

wow that some freaky shit!