Need help like right now!

Ok I'm freaking out a bit. So I made an order a week or so ago, arrived fine. Its a HP of herb. So I was bringing it to a friend who went halves on it with me. I don't drive so had to get the bus. Once the bus pulled up in town (last stop btw) there were two pigs like right outside! Must have been coincidence but I got so paranoid I left the duffel on the bus! The driver noticed I left it in the luggage rack though so he called me back to get it! I got it and ran and am now being followed by the pigs who saw it all wtf???!!!!! I think i might have lost them...but idk


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[9 Points] None:

Your paranoia will be your own downfall


[3 Points] NASBNJ1992:

So you made a new reddit account and are giving us live updates about it now?


[1 Points] ohshithelpmepls:

Fuck fuck fuck, theres a shit load of pigs outside my friends house!!! They must be onto us idk. Should I toss the duffel????? Im in a bar right now a block over, they must know me too right???


[1 Points] ohshithelpmepls:

I think they arrested my friend, this is fucking crazy!! Im gonna stash the bag in the bathroom and run for it. I thinks thats the best idea????


[1 Points] None:

Lol, this is clearly a joke about the paranoia around these parts.


[1 Points] ownowfuck:

Now they're comin'

Yeah now they're comin'

Out from the shaaaadooows

To take me to the court because they know

I'm gonna shut this down

Cause they've been watching all my windows

They gather up a warrant cos' they

They understand I got a plan for us

Bet you didn't know that I was dangerous


[1 Points] lsdood:

Guys this is a joke haha, new reddit account called "ohshithelpmepls" and he's giving us live updates while being chased by police haha


[1 Points] throwaxanny:

this shit fake af


[0 Points] ohshithelpmepls:

Ok i'n in the park now, iv got serious heart palpititions right now shit. I cant go home right??? where should i go???


[0 Points] ohshithelpmepls:

Im thinking maybe they dont know me??? I always got the stuff online and friend sold it locally, maybe they targetede him???? Shit im gonna get kicked outta uni otherwise


[-1 Points] 7fish7:

BDH;MTB