Please tell me about your Drop horror stories.

For some reason I'd really like to hear some horror stories about having a MAIL drop. Anything mortifying ever happen? I'm not talking about LE involvement, more just like situations that just went totally wrong.

EDIT: Yeah yeah, ya'll are posting replies in toilet humor form, I realize I shoulda specified the title more correctly. But seriously, I just am curious and interested in hearing from people who had mail drop addresses that encountered a major problem.


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[26 Points] EatSheets:

Oh yeah dude-

Took this huge drop one time- total fucking mess. Was like Kobe with the drop, but I realized there wasnt much water in the bowl because it sounded like someone threw a handful of pudding against the floor. Real porcelain destroyer. Had to flush like 5 times just to get a little bit of the poop off all the sides


[14 Points] cleanedmyhouse:

Had a kids parents receive the pack open it up, and proceed to extort my partner for 8,000$ in cash or they were going to call authority. They were pissed, but apparently the cash calmed them right down. Oh and he had to go pick up the weight.


[15 Points] definitelynotLE:

After years of operating a p.o box and receiving DNM drops, I felt pretty confident having a friend ship about 5 lbs of weed to my mailbox, as long as he assured me no signature would be required, which he did.

On the day the pack was supposed to arrive i visited my 24/7 box lobby to find a slip in my box saying i had to see the front desk in order to receive the package, which caused a slight panic for me, as I thought the worst was about to go down...the fabled CONTROLLED DELIVERY (cue dramatic music)

I bravely show up to the front desk the next business day prepared to deny and walk away if a strange post office employee asks for a signiture. Instead, the nice woman goes to the back room and hands me an ENOURMOUS brown box that was about half my size. Turns out the reason i had to go front desk was because the package was so big they couldnt just slip me a key that opens a larger box that fits most of my packs. At least the bud was vacuum sealed.

Moral of the story: DNM vendors are much more experienced and professional than your friends dirty wook brother from cali


[13 Points] None:

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[9 Points] Wheredmydickgo:

It never came.. :'(


[9 Points] TripAddict:

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[8 Points] None:

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[3 Points] BFCDNM:

poopy is funny


[3 Points] Boosiebaddazz:

Pack came from Africa in a envelope from Africa with one side a transparent plastic side and a peice of wax paper on plastic side no vac no Mylar ...I could literally feel the booty ass shitty weed and see a couple seeds fuck me..........thank god my mail lady was a elderly aged women and the weed was so trash it didn't even register a smell


[1 Points] skankhunt92:

Bruh.... you don't even wanna know....


[1 Points] EatSheets:

MAIL drop.

Trying to change the topic of my massive super-dukies, huh?

Fine. The worst thing (major issue) at a drop is usually said drop going to prison to get that bum stretched.

Oh, and You'll got to take poops infront of people. So I hope you aren't shy