Just got 1000 xanax bars and sent them back
I just received 1000 xanax bars that were sent to my dorm room. Unfortunately after I counted them up I discovered I was 200 short. I explicitly explained to the vendor that I'm an all or nothing type nigger and he said it was not an issue.
So I threw the xanax bars in a manila envelope and sent it back to him using the return label on the package, which was overseas. I also left a very scathing letter for the vendor to receive when he opens the package. And if he ever wants to fight he can come find me using the return address I put on the package.
I have also disputed.
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uh
a) You sent 1000 Xanax bars to a poor(or lucky), unassuming stranger at a random location the vendor picked as 'his' return address
b) You sent 1000 Xanax bars to a nonexisting address and they'll be delivered right back to you
c) You sent 1000 Xanax bars to a nonexisting address and they'll be confiscated and LE will come visit your dorm
d) you're fucking with us
e) You sent 1000 Xanax bars back to the vendor, who happens to be one dumb motherfucker
One of these; either way, I agree you're definitely
ETA: This time my money is on d) but maybe, on a good day, I might've gone for b). c) is unlikely because, let's be real, god seems to love the dumb.