ThePizzaGuy - 1G MDMA Review

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: ThePizzaGuy - Dream Market
Product/s reviewed: 1G MDMA Promo
International?: (list countries) USA Domestic
Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) NO
Price before shipping: $35 (Promo on dream, Hurry!)
Shipping cost: $6
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (x5 for 100%)

Yo! I've ordered a ton of MDMA on the DNMs and ThePizzaGuy is one of my new go to vendors. I had some extra coin & decided to check him out on Dream Market because I saw he was running a $35/gram promo there. he's on alphabay too, lot more reviews.

The promo stated that it was free first class shipping but I messaged him & asked could I upgrade to priority if I paid. He promptly replied with Yes (and he even offers Express for like $25 I think)

Ordered this package over the weekend, Shipped on Monday from somewhere on the East Coast, received to the MidWest on Wednesday morning. So less than 48 hour shipping.

THE STEALTH is what I'm here to rave about. Man, this shit was hard to find. I actually had to use some tools to access this shit man. WOWOWOW. I've seen some good stealth and this was by far the best. So good that I actually had to message the vendor because I thought the pack was missing. Stolen by USPS or something. Jesus..... this shit was good for a new vendor. It's what actually inspired me to write this review.

Also, just did a reagent test on the MDMA rocks themselves, came back black in an instant. Can't wait to try this stuff this weekend. Weighed in just a little over 1g. 1.08


Comments


[9 Points] needmypackbro:

This screams shill. Fresh account review of a no name vendor with 11 upvotes and nearly no comments. Hoping I'm wrong cause I just placed an order to try it out


[1 Points] None:

What's nice is even his non promo price is 40$


[1 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

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[1 Points] zenemiah:

I also ordered from pizza guy. It was just 1g. The weight was on point and product was as advertised.


[0 Points] None:

I thought /u/Pelican_Vendor was the pizza guy?


[0 Points] smooziee:

can vouch for stealth, holy shit it was so good