I'm not a dealer myself but I've always wondered, if you're a DNM dealer so you're at the computer "working" and then go to the post office, what do you tell your friends/family that you do for a living ? Do you have your own money laundering business (i.e. carwash lol) or do you have a part time job or what do you tell them when they see you have (lots) of money but no job ? I mean one of my friends who is into fraud and all that type of stuff had to distance himself from family and his old friends, he even lost his soon to be wife because he told her about his "job" and the people he knew and she said she didn't want to be involved in his lifestyle and left him so now he's basically a loner because it's hard when you meet people and they tell you they're working, having kids, studying etc.. and they ask you "what do you do for a living?" "weeelll..." and it's even weird to lie about it because if one day you get caught and go to jail they're gonna find out who you really were and they will most likely judge you. I mean I would've judged him more if he lied to me but he was honest since we knew each other since we were 8 so I said don't worry man but when you meet someone new and tell them you're a drug dealer it's weird (especially if they're a cop lol). I guess that's why they say criminals hang around other criminals
Bitcoin trader, because I sort of am. I just don't buy any bitcoin I only sell it. The best lies are partially true.
I also tell people I live on "savings from over the years" but I'm very vague and I change the subject if they try to figure out how much I have "saved" or exactly where I got it from.
to most people I'm a "self employed editor". It's so boring that people don't press for details and I can easily change the subject.