How the fuck are Australia's customs so good?

Seriously, how are they intercepting so many packages compared to the rest of the world? MUSHBUD has just updated his account saying that his mushrooms have a 4/5 success rate in Australia, which is ridiculous because his stealth is some of the best I've seen, how the fuck?

AU redditors, how good have your international orders been?


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[27 Points] None:

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[23 Points] BizzQuit:

They hire junkies and let them keep a percentage of their finds


[17 Points] 234gefg:

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/8370339/Border_Security_Australia_Season_1


[11 Points] brave-coward:

Make sure your order is concealed in a letter sized package, anything thicker then a a few sheets of paper (DVD/CD case etc.) you can expect it to be searched. To be extra safe it's always good to order from countries like Canada, US and UK and always order under 10grams, never buy pills or organic material (weed, shrooms etc.) Stick to these rules and I guarantee you'll never have to worry about a love letter from customs.


[5 Points] Dr-Oz:

Its because aussies are naturally good at everything we do . Beating the New zealanders at rugby , the pommys at cricket or the yanks at swimming ,selling drugs or stopping them from crossing our borders .


[6 Points] pussyole684:

One of chemical brothers reviews 'thanks [for the 1g MDMA], i ordered from 4 different sources and only this made it'

Jesus. Whats worse is that its still better value than ordering within AUS, £140 grams of MD.... fuck me


[5 Points] SmellYaLater:

The Fun Police have a lot of funding in this country. All of our quarantine and customs services are top notch, unfortunately. They have no worries cutting open and inspecting any package they feel like, suspicious or not.

And once they have that name/address, any packages associated with it WILL be inspected without fail.

Having said that, it is important we keep good info on what kind of animals and diseases may be being brought into the country as they potentially can do major damage. There are also plenty of cunts trying to take native animals OUT of the country. So shit gets checked, not matter if it's going in or out.

One of the best ways to get stuff (although it's very slow and needs lots or organising) is using Navy personnel to bring in contraband. That's how me and some mates used to get replica pistols. I dunno if they ever made a crackdown on that kind of shit but it used to be dead easy if you knew someone.


[3 Points] joustingthesky:

They must just randomly open up and inspect packages. Alot of packages.


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[2 Points] weeever:

The relatively small population makes it a lot easier for scrutiny. The volyme of mail is exponetionaly smaller than many developed countries, but they have equivalent funding for customs. Its a terible recipe for drug users, perfect recipe for uptight dickheads.


[2 Points] None:

I've gotten a tonne of substance through and I've only ever lost 1 package - 10gr MDMA.


[1 Points] None:

They probably actually care about their job.


[1 Points] ostereje:

This give you some knowledge to your question. It follows both the post customs and the air bagage customs... and i tell you, they go through alot of mail!!

http://thepiratebay.se/search/border%20security/0/3/0


[1 Points] stickchewer:

Lots of good answers, but it boils down to the fact that Oz spends a lot of time and money on their customs, so they have the staff and equipment to give it a go. Most other countries don't care- if they did, results would be similar, but Oz is an isolated island nation with a small population, its easier to monitor shit than say, mainland EU


[1 Points] lodubzfreq5:

Possibly because they have no borders to share with neighboring countries. It seems like that could be a big factor as to why drugs aren't AS abundant and flowing. They rely largely on the mail to get drugs in and out. Whereas somewhere like the u.s. borders mexico(& Canada) which opens up countless ways to smuggle.