The story of a friend who pissed off a vendor...

Alright, so this is the story that some of you have requested about how my friend got busted over 1 MDMA pill/capsule/whatever you call it. Now, before I explain this, just keep this in mind : It was a domestic package, however it was ordered from the same province we reside in. So, it's like ordering shit from New York -> New York

So, circa 2013, back in highschool, my friend decides to buy a MDMA capsule for a party he was going to. He ordered 2 weeks in advanced. The vendor (don't remember his name) however, had a mistake in his shipping and it ended up going to the wrong address. My friend got unreasonably pissed at him for this, making threats and shit for which I really have no reason as to why. The vendor was going to re-ship another 2 capsules for the error - like he was genuinely sorry for it, but my friend had pissed him off so much this happened...

So, I think you guys know of those cheap ass dollar store envelopes for letters? Well, he used one of those, put 2 pills inside and some small rocks, and must've sprayed something on it. Man, that packaged smelled...

Anyways, 2 days later I'm there with him and some friends at his house working on a movie project when 2 Provincial Police Agents show up and began questioning him about this package.

And surely enough, when they asked "Does this package belong to you?" he said yes for some reason. And I think we all know what happens next...

So, lesson learnt - never piss off vendors, everyone's human & makes mistakes. And also be careful who you trust your info with...


Comments


[18 Points] I_just_got_arrested:

What a fucking douche of a vendor.


[20 Points] wiggitywiggity123:

He could have solved the entire problem by just saying no that package wasn't his. what a dumbass


[15 Points] DancingWindAway:

never piss off vendors

That's an unsettling mindset, if we show vendors that they have all the leverage we are completely at their mercy. Not saying that I wouldn't back down, just saying it's not very healthy from a customer - vendor perspective.


[12 Points] redditulousfun:

So cops came for 2 pills what province? Somewhere in bum fuck saskatchewan?


[12 Points] TripWithScience:

What I do when a customer berates me over email, threatens me, and is generally a dick:

I make an extra package for them containing some free shroom extract. Then I wait a month before I mail it. BUT before sending it I, like, totally stare at it and give it bad vibes. I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that their trip be cursed with uncomfortable thoughts of their ex, and that an authority figure interrupts them right before they peak to ask them if they think their mom is disappointed with them.

Then just to be sure, I pay a witch $5 to curse them so that for the next month, they will make that "Mmm, aaaah!" sound every time they sip their coffee, so that everyone around them at starbucks will want to punch them in the face.

I'm an internet drug dealer. I'm straight up gangster, yo!

 

(But in truth, I very rarely get angry customers. I think it's partly because I work so hard on customer service, but mostly because people buying psychedelics are generally more chill. I've read horror stories on the vendor forums from meth/coke/speed vendors venting about the idiotic things their customers write to them. So I'm grateful I don't have to deal with that kind of numbskullery on a daily basis)


[5 Points] cryptocreepo:

It reminds me of the people who piss off the workers at a restaurant.

I worked with few who do this and I refused to go out to eat with them for what I think is the obvious reason, but they don't get it.

Sometimes it's hard not get a little revenge from time to time, especially with all the shit the vendors (and restaurant employees) have to put with.


[2 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Does that vendor still vend?


[2 Points] thatswhyiam:

We all should have more patience for everyone. BUT, to be fair to your friend, sending drugs to an incorrect address is a PRETTY BIG FUCKUP. That puts people at serious risk, for obvious reasons.


[1 Points] TheGateKeepah:

Anyone remember when Addyshack gave that guy shitty buyer feedback? I can't find the post, but I remember that shit word for word.

"How you like THEM apples"


[1 Points] druggieslut:

I'm glad this happened. Your friend deserved it.


[0 Points] DICKPIXTHROWAWAY:

Wow this story is so fake I can't believe anyone even commented on it.


[0 Points] shitterplug:

That happened.

There's so much bullshit in this sub.


[0 Points] itsbooming:

Bullshit and not even interesting story. If it would have ended "a few guys with skimasks showed up at his house....that was the last time I ever saw him...and the last time I ever spoke bad about a vendor."


[-1 Points] BurningMan94:

hahahaha WHAT A DUMBASS!


[-1 Points] high_as_flight93:

your friend sounds like a faggot