Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[4 Points] ForLol_Serious:

What is the goal of this role playing sub?


[5 Points] Swallowmyjizz:

Do any of you look at the "darknet deals for the week"?


[5 Points] None:

What's a good excuse for selling drugs?

(i.e. If they don't buy it from me, they would be it elsewhere. Or: I've got kids to feed. Or: Someone's got to feed the streets.)


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] mollyismyvice:

What is the best way to find mdma vendors who will ship to the US. I tried alpha bay but their search only yielded top vendors who wouldn't ship to the US


[2 Points] earthmoonsun:

If I am the only person in my village who is using Tor, doesn't this make my ISP wonder about my internet activity and thus inform LE for further research?


[2 Points] AnneFrank_45:

Are drugs generally cheaper on the Deepweb ?


[2 Points] None:

I only log into my real AB account at home on tails and whatnot. I have another AB account that I use at work to browse during the day and determine what to order (it's my business so no one will get me in trouble for it). The account I use at work is specifically just for browsing, no orders ever.

Today I got here and was bored so I accidentally logged into my real account. I don't order much, probably $100 every other week or less even and I have one pack in transit. Did I just make a huge mistake or will I be fine if I don't do that again?

Also don't say Belize. Croatia doesn't extradite and it is wayyyyy more badass.


[2 Points] EdgarAllanTomato:

So from what I have heard taking an ssri like zoloft with Mdma is typically not worth it. Any alternatives?

Or can someone explain to me some if the different research chemicals. Looking for euphoria and the "everything tastes /feels great"

Drugs to have sex on.


[2 Points] D8asjl:

I have Tails on a USB with persistence, and I am using the TOR browser on it. I have my security setting maxed on TOR, and I am forbidding scripts globally as well. However I am connected to my home Internet, no VPN. Am I safe to browse .onion sites now? Can someone please explain which step of the safety setup I did that actually provides me with any anonymity? How come the cops can't tell what I am doing?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Anybody can recommend a vendor that sells gluten-free meth?


[1 Points] None:

Please, for the love of fuck, somebody help me. I'm unable to connect to wifi in Tails (confirmed driver issue). Can I use Ethernet? Is that safe? What can I do?


[1 Points] Mercurycandie:

So would ordering from Fentmaster right now be a terrible idea seeing as people see him as being profiled? Would you feel it would be risking an arrest to order personal amounts (U-4)?

Besides maybe PetertheGreat I can't find any U-47700 vendors that have good reviews.


[1 Points] Kid_Crown:

Is mylar a must for stealth, particularly with weed orders?


[1 Points] fairyfairly:

Will I seem suspicious if I open a PO box and ship to it within a few day of getting the PO box? Is it fine to only order stuff from the DNM to that PO box, with personal-sized shipments ~every 2-4 weeks? Do I have to mix it up with some amazon orders etc?


[1 Points] trucckload:

I am not entirely sure when in the process to tumble my BTC. I have a Bitcoin-qt wallet on clearnet, and will make a mycelium on deepweb. Am I supposed to send my BTC from my Bitcoin-qt wallet (which might be tied to my name) directly to the mycelium, or to the tumbling service which will then send it to my mycelium?


[1 Points] mostlikelyrexhanson:

bought a digital service from a vendor (something that actually requires time on the vendors part, not just sending a pm with a DL link in it) and disputed it because the service still hasnt been complete. The vendor complained about it in a pm, then in the dispute group pm, saying they were a high level vendor and that they wouldnt screw me and leave the job half done if it was finalized. Im not alone in thinking the job should be done before the order finalizes right? Once an order is final, mods cant do anything about it, and its not like leaving a negative review will affect them too much IMO.


[1 Points] korluskie:

What sub would I go to ask the best vendor of a certain drug


[1 Points] jaharden:

If customs opens a package/letter and it's a baggie of powder, how do they know it's drugs?


[1 Points] Nevtrusat:

Is it normal that I can click on the clipboard in the top right or Tails, click Manage Keys and look at my GnuPG key without entering a password?