[Vendor Review] NOE cocaine/coke (will get pics in)

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: night-owl
Product/s reviewed: cocaine with samples
International?: idk
Vendor requires FE?: no
Price before shipping: idk
Shipping cost: idk
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ x]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x ]+1 Low package profile
[ x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (x4 for %)

So this team is legit. I wanted to check out the hype and their customer service is beyond any vendor I've encountered. Quickly replies to any questions. NOE is an honest vendor that tries to provide the best experience for their consumers. There was also an order mix-up and NOE rectified the issue first thing the next day. Not only that, but also included extras for the inconvenience. NOE's respects and has love for their store.

Product Quality (<0.1g dose of cocaine) Now as for product, it's one of the cleanest I've ever tried. It definitely doesn't have that anxious, clammy, uneasy feeling nor speedy. You can feel euphoria but it wasn't the IM A BOSS LETS FUCKING GO type. You could say that it's mellow. The nose very much likes this, no sinus wreckage or runs. I preferred to hotplate so i could get it broken down even more.

Product Visual/Texture -no crunch, very dense, rubs between fingers and disappears with no grit, if squished it'll become flat but still clumped together, not too wet but not too oily, a nice even shine but not that crazy fishscaleness you see with others (can only be seen if looked closely. i think maybe there's a cut that creates a crazy crunchy shine in other coke)

I wanted to get this review out to the community asap. will update/fix later when i get time.


Comments


[3 Points] Throwaw1776:

I have a hard time believing any coke is good these days. About 15yrs ago we got fishscale, and it was the low grade stuff at the time. It was straight off the brick, literally, watched grams get broken off in front of me. There was almost a grain to the stuff, like wood. The scales were big, and oriented evenly. Had an iridescent sheen to it.

The stuff I see today called fishscale is often just re-rock, no scales whatsoever. Or if it does resemble fishscale, the scales are tiny and not evenly oriented. Not saying it doesn't exist anymore, just that I've never seen it, locally or on the markets. And with the prevalence of levamisole, the coke scene has really gone to hell. Even the very best coke I've done in recent years hasn't even come close the the lowest grade stuff we got back in the day. I'm just happy if I get something that's not at least 50% lev.


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[1 Points] None:

How much coke did you buy? 0.1?


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