I live in a house in cul de sac which is sadly the last house that gets delivered to.
Every time I order something and see the mail truck pull into the neighborhood I get really excited. That is until I remember that I have to watch him drive around the entire neighborhood, which takes about two hours.
The wait may literally kill me if I don't think of something to do to pass the time. The mail truck JUST pulled up so I have about two hours to kill.
Any ideas?
You could masturbate.