This morning I was handed stacks of about 30 pieces of mail bound together by rubber bands, there where 2 postal employees handing over mail, not just to me, but to everyone at home in my complex. One of the mailmen had been hoarding mail instead of delivering it. I read about it in the newspaper 2 weeks ago and it did make me think about the Darknet for a second. My apartment was on his route on Wednesdays and he did not deliver a single piece for half a year. Apparently he had several thousand pieces of mail at home which he did not even bother to open.
5 of these letters where from the Darknet, some of them orders which I disputed and got a partial or full reship and or refund for. I'm not even entirely sure which vendor belongs to which order because 3 of them where 5GR weed orders, which I pretty much order every other week. Then one order was 50 Superman pills and another one 25 blotters of LSD (shipped 12 jul), I know which vendors but I don't have money to pay for this and one of them became a scammer. Soooo what the hell do I do? Sorry for my bad English.
Well congratulations you just won the improbable darknet markets lottery. Keep the shit and be glad no one knows what has been sent to you.