Stealth - How would you do it?

So we all know that there is little chance of a NL landing outside of the EU. If you were to go to NL and could source any amount of anything what stealth would you use to send it to yourself?

Vac and Mylar are a given, but i've been watching these border shows and am just not as creative as some of these guys.

So DNM, how would you do it, and with what amount? Please dont reveal any vendors current stealth. (I hope this goes without saying) I'm looking for answers like the wheel of a plastic toy. (saw this most recently on a border show)


Comments


[11 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

Mail order bride. Have her load up on xtc filled condoms and travel here so I can send her back after she reverse boofs my drugs out.


[1 Points] ToShowWithWords:

Business envelope with an oz or less per letter crushed flat or small crystals in vac seal and with a legit looking MSDS claiming it's some type of RC for "research purposes only". (like the type from sigma aldrich). Easy way to export MDMA/ketamine/2C-B/heroin/coke/to the USA, I would probably only sell the first 2-3 as the others may be harder to source.


[0 Points] None:

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