What's the weirdest thing you would like to be sold on any DNM?

For instance, no marketplace that I have seen has a dealer selling PCP. I have also seen threads of people asking for fentanyl lollipops and even art haha

Just wondering what the communities thoughts are.


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[26 Points] voltism:

One of a kind pepe's


[18 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

I guess it'd be cool to see tools for subversion. Weed scented spray to spritz on the tires of neighborhood cop cars, fake drug packs meant to be seized and divert resources and postal attention, maybe even guerilla grow starter kits -- anything that is simply aimed at making the drug war more of a waste of time in the eyes of the public.


[7 Points] None:

I would like to see more art. Rare books, music, paintings even.


[9 Points] Deafcunt:

2C-T-7


[3 Points] None:

I'm not interested in this but I can imagine stolen farm animal sperm for breeding might sell rather well. And in the near future perhaps DNA samples from important people might become a thing.


[2 Points] MDMangel:

High class hookers.


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I'm not even a vendor on alphabay. I was registered on there for a day when I was offered a reddit account by an opiate user.

It was just a regular account, I paid 2 btc for it. Not much use, but the next account I bought would never have sold direct to Vendor_BBMC.

It took all my money, and all I've done so far is troll myself in a private subreddit.

I probably get offered all sorts of crazy shit via PMs on reddit, but I haven't opened any for months.

The first wave of subpoenas were wasted on people like gwern. I imagine my messages are full of begging letters and death threats from Umbreon.

When cops smell bitcoins, they stop at nothing. I'm expecting to get subpoena'd at any moment, along with their target Umbreon / uncle_unicorn, TheEconomist1 (who I think has independently realized where umbreon got that $100k he's been boasting about spending. Right here, under his victim's noses)

Uncle_unicorn has correctly spotted that I'm not on a market, so I'm not a vendor. The BTVA is as laughable as it is irrelevant. All true. A marketplace exit isn't done in 5 hours - it's a long game. Nobody connects the torpedo, the sinking ship, with the low rumble of the depth charge months later as its rusted hull folds under the pressure. Its not over until you see a patch of oil, broken chinese crates and blank plastic cards wash up on a beach somewhere on the eastern seaboard..

You can't be a vendor and have a clean house. This feels like a good time to have a week off and be an ordinary citizen. My PMs must be a shitfest because I've rattled the cages of so many psychopaths lately:- Their first instinct is to hammer away in capitals on their favorite shill account, within the hour, then send it in a PM. No waiting time. Its always the last person i upset. If I wasn't on such a powerful study aid, i would have been tempted to respond, when it's best to allow the guilty to spur each other into overconfidence in a side room. Leave it to the professionals to take out the trash, you know what I mean? I consider my reddit message box to be a spam folder because I like not being in prison, if you spammed it or said anything daft that's your lookout.

The cops will spend weeks connecting the shill jigsaw together, unless every bad guy on every sneaky subreddit deletes his account before LE go through here like a dose of salts, followed by a bigger dose of salts. Fortunately, reddit isn't important in the big scheme of things. Its a tool.

just like most of its users. I'm feeling very tired, everybody has to get their head down occasionally. Even me!

Boy, I'll sleep well tonight! Nite everybody


[2 Points] Goypride:

Sand. But REAL SAND, not synthetic. Real motherfucking sand, like from the beach.


[1 Points] a_wild_snatch_appear:

Just want grilled cheese sandwiches...


[1 Points] None:

Nembutal


[1 Points] FishMonkeyMan41:

Fent Lollipops are prescription and aren't usually handed out a lot let alone in vendible amounts.


[1 Points] jdb12:

Mail order brides.


[1 Points] Nick246:

Silver back gorrilla vagina.


[1 Points] mymuse100:

Trans-4-mar cis-4-mar

also known by its street names "U4Euh" ("Euphoria") and "Ice". It is banned in many countries as a stimulant.

4-Methylaminorex has effects comparable to methamphetamine but with a longer duration. a cross between MDMA and meth