Got the pack..but didn't get the pack

My pack arrived today...I was expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was my wife to get the mail, look at the return address, put 2+2 together and realize that I had no business receiving something from the entity named on the return address. Down the drain goes 7 grams of meth. I did PM the vendor and politely requested when I reorder to maybe use a flat rate box and be a little more creative on the return address. They were pretty cool about it. Not their fault though. I'm gonna go get a PO box. Fuck this shit.


Comments


[134 Points] panzin:

Maybe don't hide your meth addiction from your wife, fucking junkie. Get clean.


[56 Points] None:

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[39 Points] FromThatOtherPlace:

How do you even hide meth use from your wife?

I don't believe this at all


[24 Points] BarryHash:

You need to assert your dominance with liberal use of the back of the hand


[9 Points] limabear1235:

If you want meth just make it yourself. It's not that hard and they even made a documentary called breaking bad about how to do it.


[6 Points] None:

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[5 Points] None:

MyUsps. At least you get a heads up as to what's coming. EDIT: not only do you see anything that has a tracking number, now you can (in most states) opt-in to see previews of letter-sized mail via scanned images. Great for when you are expecting envelopes of... stuff.


[3 Points] c3ntrifuge:

You sound level-headed for a meth head. Props dude.


[2 Points] Medacali:

I'm sure 9000 would be very sad that meth was wasted and encourage you to leave your wife and fuck just hookers instead!


[1 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

Damn dude, I've been in that boat. Next time I drink I'll pour one out for you, it's a hard knock life yo.


[1 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

PO box ftw mine can be a nosey cunt


[1 Points] lost_ground:

Yeah


[1 Points] JackknifeJesus:

I also receive packs that sometimes my wife is unaware of. Your situation is one of my fears although at least she didn't discover the product. My advice to you would be to either start using my USPS comma or get a p.o.box


[1 Points] OpOnymousSurvivor:

Fuck a PO box, get a new wife

Nah jk


[0 Points] EatSheets:

Classic


[0 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

kaaab00m


[-1 Points] iruleman:

I'm only subbed to this subreddit to see people bicker and fight over the idea of "moderation" with hardcore drug use😂