My Dr told me I've been working too hard recently, and I should take a break over Christmas and the New Year. "You need to take it easy at your age, you'll blow a gasket. That means you need to cut down the number of fools on reddit that you argue with. No rows with non-vendors. AND DEFINITELY NO WELTERWEIGHT TITLE FIGHTS WITH DARKNET SUPERVILLAINS"
"If you need to let off steam, dig the garden"
I didn't get to control the darknet by ignoring good advice, so I started digging, shovelling earth for all that I was worth but apparently I can't even do THAT right. Anyhow, I thought I'd cheer up your Wednesday with BBMC's latest technology breakthrough.
I've created a portal to a black hole in my front room. Now if reddit upsets me I play a few tunes and smoke a bit of ice. They say speedballs are a good buzz, but you haven't lived until yiou've created a singularity in the space / time continuum, and blown meth smoke into it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiMjB_yR20s&index=3&list=PLMShB_SM1W3UYodBC1gU818V1mQsofYD8
I'll warn you, when Newtonian physics breaks down, it can get a little trippy and strange. Time for some popcorn if you still have any.
Enjoy!
To Do
Cat food
Milk
Weetabix
Padded envelopes
Gain control of the darknet