REVIEW:
Vendor
- MulanKetmaMarket
- AbraxasProduct
- 1.0g KetaminePrice
- ~$73Countries
- USA to USAShipping
- 5/5: Three days from order day, so technically two days after being marked shipped. In my experience, that's the quickest possible time using priority. Justify the 5/5 because no points should be detracted since no delays occurred with both shipping time and confirmation timing.Stealth
- 2.5/5: Hand written labels, unsealed envelope inside priority box. However, the product itself was inside mylar, sealed inside the unsealed priority envelope inside the box. Nothing else. For a schedule III substance, that's fine. I'm not worried about that. It's the handwritten labels I see as a "risk" of some sort. That's a minus two and a half on the score here. If this was anything higher than a schedule III, it would warrant a 2/5 or 1/5 score. If the vendor is reading, PLEASE consider upping stealth and printing labels. The stealth is "adequate" for its purpose since I'm not a dealer and am Jewish... so I'm basically my own attorney. LOL. Jokes aside, yeah, you should consider switching up stealth methods (even those stash pens would be better). -- PRINT LABELS.Communication
- 5/5: EXCELS with communication. Had some pretty...uh...'petty' questions ranging from "why do people cook ketamine?" to "this is my first time doing K, should I worry about bladder issues?" The vendor responded to each query within a couple hours with a very calm and informative tone. I am sure that if there was a problem, he/she would address it with the same calm and collected tone/attitude. Above and beyond, in my opinion.Weight
- 5/5.... -->> I received 1.13 grams on a 1.00 gram order. This is, to me, significantly over as doses for me are evidently between 20 and 30 milligrams and those are NOT conservative doses with this ketamine. That's 5/5; 130mg over, which is an extra 4-5 medium-strong doses (for me, personally).Purity
- 4/5. No street drug can be 100% pure or even close to 99% even if this vendor literally took the ketamine from a veterinary vial and evaporated it to produce the crystals I got, there would be some error to account for. 5/5 would be reserved for a pharmaceutical product made by an FDA approved company and legitimately filled from by a board certified pharmacist, at a USA compliant pharmacy, and then directly poured from the bottle to bag. With that said, 4/5 because the doses I am using align with the dosing guidelines with no-tolerance intra-nasal use (30mg is very active). So, qualitatively and assuming there is no MXE in here (I could tell), it's a fairly pure product.Potency
- I refer you to "Purity." 5/5, each dose is as potent as the last. 20-30mg to me is a moderate-strong dose. I come down in about 45 minutes, not to 100% baseline but like 60 to 70% back to 'normal.' I took 45mg after waiting two hours, and I felt very..."out of it," for lack of a better term. I did not k-hole, obviously, but it was a lot of body effects with incredible euphoria...PLEASE keep in mind I've NEVER done K before. This may be why I only need 20mg to feel something I consider to be strong or moderately strong. Whatever it is, it's NOT mild or subtle like taking a few vicodin where you have to watch out for the body warmth and mood lift.Price Value
- 4/5 for sure. Obviously, doing ketamine like cocaine (redosing every hour or less), with doses between 20 and 45mg will add up. However, for $73 per the gram, and a gram being approx. 33 doses, that's more than reasonable to me. But, I'm a noob to this. So where a $45 bag of heroin is a subjectively good deal to me, that's one high for someone with a tolerance and is therefore not too good of a deal. With that in mind, I can only give a maximum of 4/5 since to achieve 5/5 it'd have to be like wholesale prices but by-the-gram to suit the market audience's 'needs' on average and I doubt $73 for a gram of K, on average, will suit everyone's 'needs.' That's just how I think about it.Aesthetic
- Never done or seen K before today. Posting picture so you guys can judge and post comments on what you think. Thanks! Considering it's potency and that it is a crystalline substance that smells how K apparently smells, I'll give a 4/5 for now as this may be how K is supposed to look in person...
https://www.anony.ws/image/DlIb
Thanks! FULL TRIP REPORT TO FOLLOW! On Erowid then I'll link it here :)
COMMENTS:
This vendor is one of the more stand-up typed vendors on the market. I actually just got over resolving a couple scam orders for large amounts of money with reputable vendors... getting disillusioned and all. But this and Rosalie's MDMA restored my faith in the "redeem-ability" of this whole market system.
I've tried to have real communications with all vendors I order from and this vendor is one of the only ones to respond with more than just "k" or "because." or "cool." I don't want that shit. If I am asking a question that's easily google-able, it's a test to see how you treat your customers. After all, we are CUSTOMERS.
This vendor is very professional and collected in the conduction of their online business. If I went to best buy and asked a manager of the store, "So, that 24" LCD TV, is that better than the 26" LCD TV?" and she/he responded with "oh my god, you dumbass, the only difference is the size. you want bigger, then buy bigger. faggot fucker," I would be turned off. Unless of course, I were a faggot fucker... then I'd be turned on. But alas, I am not. Anyway, yeah, I believe in vendors existing as managers of their business and we are their customers.
As well, the shipping, SERIOUSLY, cannot stress this enough, is the quickest pack I've ever had arrive through USPS priority.
That is all for now! Up coming reviews: Rosalie's MDMA, and MonkeyMed's ambien. Peace, you faggot fuckers ;)
EDIT: FULL DISCLOSURE: I mentioned FIRST to the vendor that I would write a long, full review. The vendor then offered the POSSIBILITY of throwing me "0.2-0.5+ extra next time [I] order." I declined. My review was done with no monetary or product sway. But it should be known there was a POSSIBILITY of a reward regarding extra product next time I order. I declined, though.
TO CLARIFY: I had the intent to write this review BY MYSELF. The vendor did NOT reach out to me for this. thanks.
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