Alright muckers, I haven't been around these parts a bit. Why? well, I haven't been buying nearly as much weed. "oh no, what's wrong!?!?" you ask, hearts in your mouths!
Nothing. I have been just as stoned, just on far less weed. How? MOTHERFUCKING VAPORISERS. Stop reading this shit now if you don't have one, go buy one (I have a vapourgenie but there are many good ones) right the fuck now, because it will pay for itself very quickly, both in terms of your wallet, and your lungs. You will be more stoned than you ever have been. Honest.
Right, that's over with now. Some/most of these sellers are aware I do reviews here, but I have never received anything in return. If you are a seller, please contact me so I can sell out for delicious nugs. Ta.
cornettos: Solid vendor, comms can be a bit slow but he/they are a busy seller, and will get back to you. Rum weed is reliable and cheap, and his high grade is actual high grade shit. Normally next day UK.
Petch: Another solid vendor, and his stuff is excellent but it's priced accordingly. Comms and stealth are top notch, always been there the next day.
Johnny_Alpha: Used him a few times now, good products at good prices, good stealth and comms. Has a £5 filler option that lets you finish up coins nicely, well worth a try.
marketman: Another recent entry, loved his stuff. Again, good comms, good stealth, try him before he gets wise and raises prices.
CHEECH.AND.CHONG_UK: Had a small PGP issue but it was resolved very fast and I was sent extra as compensation- only had the one order so far, but really liked their stuff.
Wrathmore: Had a few orders, best trim I ever had, and the regular bud is priced very competitively, awesome comms and stealth, but they like to send "signed for" so if you have a problem with that, avoid.
SunnySouthAfrica: As the name suggests, they aren't UK based but I'm adding them for the simple reason that you can get an ounce of perfectly smokeable buds for £54 from them (even cheaper in bulk)- it's not super potent but it's a clean, strong high, and cost wise it's the cheapest way to fly. Anywhere from 7 to 23 days delivery, but they are worth a shot.
UKNextDay: Awesome. Fast comms, good stealth, insane cheese that will turn you into a stoned mouse. Reasonable prices.
Lemsip: Haven't received from him yet, but on a small problem he communicated fast. Can't recommend till product is in hand, but he seems promising.
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Harrods: had an order go missing, he said he would refund then went on vacation mode, agora refund me, he returns and claims to have had postal issues, I give him the benefit of doubt and try him again, he takes ages without doing stuff, then vacation modes again before wailing about supply issues. Avoid.
UKWeedShop: They were my choice for cheap and cheerful trim, but then started fucking me around on orders, I had a case of seriously shit stealth (a bag of weed that wasn't airtight in a poorly sealed jiffy is not good stealth) and not maintaining comms at all, avoid.
Descriptions of your own experiences and favourite vendors are appreciated, as well as faked pictures of Scarlett Johansenn in the nip.
Review Battista on Evo. Nice guy and relatively unheard of, cheap & UK