Moronic Monday - It's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

I do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Feel free to link to guides, though.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


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[7 Points] goliathvool:

How safe is it to ship drugs to Australia, given the strict customs laws? I know there's always a risk, but I'm looking for some first-hand experience/ regular importers


[6 Points] ArrudaBunda:

What's the easiest and safest to get pure LSD


[6 Points] hugsfordrugs:

BTW just in case anyone asks, we are not going to sticky this thread this week because we'd like to keep the Daily Drug post stickied. Please upvote this thread for visibility!


[7 Points] WarU40:

I'm about to head over to /r/darknetmarketsnoobs and start learning how to do this whole thing. How much time should it take before I'm ready to start?


[6 Points] not_lying_rn:

What coin should I be using? BTC, DogeCoin, DarkCoin, etc. Also, fastest/easiest/safest place to purchase aforementioned coin?


[5 Points] biowtf:

I got scammed by 4 different sellers at the same time in SilkRoad 2.0 - Does anyone know how that happened? Was I just super unlucky? They all had good reviews. And it was a couple weeks before the site closed down, the orders had all been "in transit".

Since then, I gave up on darknet markets, but now I want to get back. What's the best website right now? How do I find the trustworthy sellers?

Thank you.


[5 Points] None:

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[4 Points] Blendrider:

Where can I get an oz of bud for around 150? Nothing speacial, just has to get the job done.


[4 Points] blackobama130:

ok ive ordered a product on pandora, it hasnt arrived and ill release escrow once it does but next to the order it says Order has been sent (47 hours / 2 days left) what happens when this time expires?


[3 Points] Alphax86:

What are your experiences with Colorado on agora? Have you tried his sky walker og or mob boss strains?


[2 Points] None:

What's currently the safest and most active market for drugs? Specifically, what's the safest most active market for selling drugs?


[3 Points] Alphax86:

What's the best website to buy bitcoin with a debit or credit card?


[3 Points] biowtf:

Is the Tor Marketplace register page supposed to be as fucked as it is right now?


[3 Points] ohThisUsername:

I forgot to tumble my Bitcoins or use shared send before I sent to my Agora Wallet. Am I going to be fucked for this rookie mistake?


[3 Points] april_flower:

So I have been learning for a few weeks by now, starting from an advanced point regarding privacy knowledge. I already know how to use TOR, PGP, Bitcoin, etc. but still I am trying to be cautious. There are two main points I want to have cleared up, as I am located in continental Europe, not the anglophone world.

  1. Going by Jolly Roger's security guide police are watching locabitcoins. Does this equally go for my situation?

  2. More generally, a lot of information is about the behaviour of US police. If I am not located in a country with an active war on drugs, how paarnoid do I have to be? Will there be controlled delivery etc?

Would love to have more information on this, thank you very much.


[2 Points] None:

What are ways to get bitcoins into my wallet without a bank account. Could I buy a visa gift card and transfer it into bitcoins?


[2 Points] over9000pies:

Why are there so many "ads" that seem to be cartoons of a "lambosaurus" on the Reddit sidebar?


[2 Points] BeTrippinSon:

What's the best market place to sell on. I would figure Agora or Silkroad due to the market share. Any other notable ones?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

What are the safest drugs to get through the mail?

In terms of how good the stealth can be


[1 Points] goliathvool:

Another question, sorry :/ Is there a market that is particularly good for paraphernalia? I'm trying to get a PAX into Australia and was wondering if going through TOR would be a better option than a traditional website.


[1 Points] throwaway123456z:

Best person for ketamine and which market they're on?


[1 Points] franklindrodriguez:

How do I create a secure PGP key?


[1 Points] brillianceta:

Agora registration "Error: Cannot register at this time, user limit reached. Please wait until the full release."

When will I be able to register?


[1 Points] NearlyBaked:

Is it more of a risk to get "free samples" from vendors because it might be a honey pot?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] BeTrippinSon:

How do vendors get rid of their bitcoins? You couldn't just sell on an exchange unless you had dam good excuse for that extra income of yours. Is it all just localbitcoins and gift cards that dealers use to get their money out?


[1 Points] PTTP77:

has anyone here ever heard of coin.mx? if so, is it safe and anonymous to buy bitcoins? I know of people that use it and they seem to really like it, but you can buy coins directly from any bank account, wether it be credit or debit. just seeing if anyone has anymore information on it.


[1 Points] Alphax86:

Can you use a debit card to buy btc on cont.mt or .mx or w.e


[1 Points] csaw11:

If I sign up for a VPN like Hide My Ass do I still need Tails also or is the VPN enough? Thanks


[1 Points] doolbman:

2 questions

what is the best vpn service to use? and if I use a vpn and multibit, will multibit run through the vpn?


[1 Points] ohThisUsername:

Should I test stuff I get of the DarkNet? If I buy from a "high quality" vendor (good reviews, etc) should I still test the product?


[1 Points] mydrugsnsexaccount:

As a buyer, how does a vendor get my PGP key to respond to my encrypted message with an encrypted pgp message that I can decrypt?

If I send a message, it's encrypted for the vendor, using their public key, and then I send it to them, and they decrypt it using their private key. But how do they get my public key to reply with an encrypted message?


[0 Points] AnElfTookMe:

Where can I find a place to securely buy credit card information.


[-1 Points] I-Eat-Pandas:

A good friend of mine would like to acquire a nice juicy panda as a pet. This person has adequate facilities, etc to house the panda, and would like to contact someone through the dark web. How would this person go about doing this?