Someone ordered a package to my apt in a fake name

I don't use dnms

Just learned about them this way

I manage a apt building near the college

Other day I get my mail and there's a priority mailer with someone else's name on it to my address

It is weird because I know the manager that lives in my apt before and that isn't his name

So I leave it and forget about it on my pile of bills etc. Don't think anything of it

That night one of the friends of the kids that live upstairs comes to door asking for packages he accidently sent here

I think it's weird he is sending mail to apt building he doesn't live i but no big deal anyways

I just ask him for ID (don't know why I cared to ask?? Don't ask me) and he stammers and starts making excuse it's for his friend and thats not his name etc

I get suspicious and tell him to fuck off

I sit on couch looking at his envelope and it is bothering me

I say FUCK it and open (fuck it so sue me)

And between two sheets of thick paper is a foil back sealed shut with heat like for computer parts

Inside is vacuum seal bag with brown powder

What the fuck

I call my buddy

He tells me dude ordered shit off dnm to my apt

I tell him what it looks like and he says probably MDMA

He comes over and we look

And he tells me after smelling and tasting that it's heroin

Lol

Return address is from NY

Wat do? Looks like 1g or less small amount


Comments


[91 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Boof it and get high as shit da fuck u mean


[35 Points] endedbytheknife:

Man, you're the dick my friend was talking about. I tol him to use real name, but noooooooooo

just kidding

but, on a serious note pretty stupid to taste it not knowing what it is. Especially if it's H because of the recent Fent problems.


[37 Points] Xanaxandsuicide:

sell it back to them tbh


[14 Points] Chem_Collector:

Make it into a lovely broth.


[12 Points] ahismyidol:

You could be very rude and make the guy who ordered it pay for it. Or if hes an asshole you have something to blackmail him with


[10 Points] Xanaxandsuicide:

also your friend was very stupid for tasting an unkown substance. he could have died. obviously yall havent heard of fentanyl


[8 Points] NashHarvey:

Sell it back to him


[8 Points] TheOpiateKing:

I'm so sure. Nice fake story. You must be bored.


[6 Points] Elliotspencersdog:

Lol I have Rx for 60 Oxy 20 Ir per month I think I'll stick with that vs unknown powder off internet


[4 Points] None:

put it up your bum hole


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

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[3 Points] p_hinman3rd:

Lol, just sell it back to the kid for $50 or something. Or use it yourself. Flushing it is a waste you might as well give it to a random junkie and get a free BJ


[1 Points] DrWonka1313:

Order some gay midget porn and have it sent to his gf or friends house.


[1 Points] None:

People only taste random powders in the movies.


[1 Points] Udaypbuh:

I'm seriously considering getting a job managing an apt building near a college. Sounds like free and easy drugs are to be had.


[1 Points] YoMommaRollsMyWeed:

take out a nice dose for yourself then sell the rest to your local drug addicts


[1 Points] crushdudes:

Aren't you concerned he's going to see this?

But seriously though, if that kid's reading this, he needs to work on his operation and not rely on stealing mail


[-1 Points] aunty_unicorn:

Don't be a cunt: Just give it to him. Jesus.


[-5 Points] BFG_9000:

So there are two things happening here.

  1. You opened someone elses mail - that's probably a federal offence or something.
  2. You supplied class A drugs to your buddy, who consumed them in your apartment.

You probably have some thinking to do about your life choices.


[-12 Points] None:

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