TOR, Tinfoil and Titties

I do not claim to be an opsec or sysec guru, so, unfortunately, I do not have any tidbits to make you say "ouch." But I do have some anecdotal info that might make you say "oooh." Shoutout to Redman.

My question is, has anybody noticed waaaay more Tor bandwidth in the past couple of weeks, resulting in much better upload/download speeds?

When I have been downloading larger files via Tor, historically it was pretty common for me to have DL speeds around 10-50 kb/sec, with an occasional 100-250 kb/sec spurt (no pun intended). I still periodically have those speeds (spurts included) on certain nodes (thus from certain 'nads). BUT it is becoming very common for me to have DL speeds of 800+ kb/sec.

It is getting to the point where I cannot find files I want to DL fast enough to always have something downloading. A meth-fueled rubout session of epic (and quite possibly apocalyptic) proportions may be on the horizon. But I might not have the luxury of screening my video downloads, in particular, to determine whether or not those large lovely funbags are natural (big deal to me, for really no good reason...I'm starting to accept good fakes a bit more....of course ANY titties IRL in mom's basement are good titties...I can't even imagine something actually peeling me away from my dad's old computer!).

You see, my personality disorder(s) and curated habits specifically mandate that the manual downloads I manufacture ALWAYS need to be in motion. No motherfucking downtime!!! I can't keep up with the influx of titties while staying true to my particular protocol!

First world problems amiright?

Just curious and wanted to ask the experts because there has been a lot of speculation recently about the powers that be having some control over Tor. Is the government's game of chasing role players and drug dealers having a negative impact on my internet and masturbating habits? Are superpowers preventing me from busting a nut? What does everyone think?

If an intervention is in need, please let me know ASAP. I have a lot of the necessary shit put together already. "Dear Mr. President. your war on drugs has negatively impacted several hundred million of my semen in the following ways........."


Comments


[4 Points] KingHonky:

I'm concerned about the porn you need to download from the dark web....


[1 Points] Muscles_AB:

Maybe, hit or miss, really. It would indeed seem probable that faster ones would be LE, but there is no way of telling. Court documents have revealed that the FBI does operate a vast network of encrypted relays for use by the public.


[1 Points] PM_UR_DNM_TAKEDOWNS:

Its not Tuesday.