Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[10 Points] Premiumtuna:

Can I advertise my shitty sub here? I sent a message through modmail and didn't get a response. I was inspired by the guy that shoved something up his ass for bitcoin, so I want to start a sub based around people doing stupid shit for bitcoin. It's called bitcoinwhores or something like that. I'd love to give it some publicity.

Cheera


[6 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

If I click my red slippers 3 times.....Will I be magically transported to the wonderful land of METH?????? Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!


[5 Points] bn604:

New phone who dis?


[2 Points] ForLol_Serious:

If I buy drugs online, will I get arrested?


[2 Points] Natty4Life420Blazeit:

What does a Controlled delivery look like? What are the signs?


[2 Points] kristamhu2121:

Does customs check for kratom? I know this is probably the dumbest question yet


[1 Points] None:

Seller won't use pgp, what do I do?! it was %100 FE and they have my money


[1 Points] Schmaxx:

Does bangin trannys make me gay?


[1 Points] Chetineva:

PGP seems to break when I use it over sigaint, messes with the formatting or something. Any quick solutions?


[1 Points] tothetrashitgoes321:

Ordered a pack and put my home zip on it instead of Po box zip. included the right +4 after the 5 digit and its going to the same city literally 5 minutes away from the correct zip.

anyway this pack doesnt get RTSed?


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[1 Points] mostlikelyrexhanson:

Would it be possible to make decent dabs at home without any machines or anything? Only way i know of that fits that is the hair straightener one, but it looked like you got shitty results from that


[1 Points] _Rynd_:

Does vacuum packing let outside heat in? I'm about to order lsd from a fairly hot country and I wouldn't want it to degrade on the way