DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
EtiKing - AlphaBay |
Product/s reviewed: |
1g a-PHP, 1g 6-APB, Etizolam (2 x 30mL Liquid, 50 x 1.5mg Blotters), 3g 4-FA |
International?: |
No, USA Domestic |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
Fucking cheap |
Incentives for Review?: |
No |
Shipping cost : |
$7 per item |
Customer Service: | |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[X]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[X]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[X]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | 100 |
While this post isn't anything you haven't seen before, I wanted to write this review as a thank you to EtiKing for being one of the most pleasant and professional vendors I've ever had the pleasure of doing business with:
The biggest outstanding factors in his service are shipping + T/A time, and communication.
All of my orders were processed and marked ship same-day, sometimes within hours, and then arrived in 1-2 days. There were some small hiccups in this area which I'll address below, but his handling of that brings me to my second point.
This guy's communication and response times are ridiculous. I sent him multiple messages, the initial before my first of 3 orders, asking about the type of 6-APB (Fumarate, Succinate, or HCl), which he responded to same day (answer was Fumarate).
He sent tracking in a temporary message for each order, immediately after shipping. The a-PHP arrived 50% overweight, and in my last order, I received 10% extra Etiz blotters, and I've yet to weigh the 4-FA but I've no doubt it's 3g at minimum, likely overweight as well.
There was one issue where one of my orders had been marked as printed for shipping but hadn't updated in the regular time, and he responded without annoyance that it was unusual and if it hadn't moved by tomorrow he would reship express.
In my last order, he reshipped the entire thing, overweight, after there was another issue with shipping, the entire time incredibly respectful, professional, and with staggering rapidity.
I want to address the single non-flawless item in the review: I'm somewhat curious as to the quality/potency of his 6-APB. I've had prior experience with the Succinate, and many other experiences with 5-MAPB, 5-APB, 4-FA, Mephedrone, MDMA, MDA, etc. I dosed 150mg, along with 1.5g shrooms, and gave two close friends with no tolerance 150mg each. In my experience, even with the Succinate salt, which is weaker, this should have had them blasted into space in absolute euphoria and intensity for a very long time. I couldn't judge because I was on shrooms, and Adderall, and later a-PHP, but both friends redosed another 150mg after a few hours (which seemed ridiculous to me) and said they still didn't feel much, certainly much less than the 150mg of MDMA I had given them for the first time the month before, until we started doing a-PHP later in the night.
Now, that being said, his Etizolam is fire, the a-PHP was fire, and the 4-FA visually lines up with what I'm expecting from past experience. I'll be trying it tomorrow night, and I've no doubts it'll be fire.
Thank you to an awesome vendor with dirt cheap prices, great products, and ridiculous shipping and communication.
Let us know how the 4-FA turns out. Nice review.