Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[9 Points] earthmoonsun:

Why is this sub allowed?


[7 Points] None:

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[5 Points] PeaceMarketStaff:

What kind of features are good for Vendors? I have no experience as a Vendor and I'm in the process of flushing something out. I've been a buyer since the Silk Road days so that helped me add some features for buyers that other markets haven't had, but I really want to make the Vendor section great too.

Any feedback is appreciated.


[2 Points] burden_of_boof:

I'd like to lighten the mood with a little involuntary anonymous poetry: Today's poetry comes from F******9;

whooo weee ha ha

already got to much shit in my hands

trying to type,

hit the pipe,

install pipe on motorcycle,

oh light bulb


[2 Points] definitelynotminesir:

Totally legit srs question. How do I know if my mom is using drugs? I don't want to invade her privacy by searching through her things. Plus i'm scared i might find a sextoy. :/


[2 Points] MotherSuperieor:

How do I get coins left on my DHL account?


[1 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

Are the new sticky posts red and orange because the gods are mad at us?


[1 Points] wtstalin:

is taking the risk buying a cheap schedule 4 analog from dream or am I going to get raped


[1 Points] None:

Will alphabay be coming back?


[1 Points] Thargor:

Im lazy, whats the main replacement for Alphabay for people in Ireland/UK/Europe?

Any downsides compared to the easy Ebay experience Alphabay provided?


[1 Points] spookykrule:

Will btc be safe to use again or is monero the way to go as of rn


[1 Points] emilio606060:

Let's say I wanted to purchase...£50 worth of goods, between purchasing btc, adding to wallet and then purchasing from market...how much btc should I purchase in £? In other words, how much in charges from the market + wallet should I prep for? What's the norm?

1st timer, go easy pls


[1 Points] PM_ME_PETS:

Are the markets genuinely unsafe rn for buyers in small amounts? Asking for a friend.


[1 Points] RetroBoominOnDaTrack:

Has anyone heard the song 'we ball' by meek mill and young thug? Its stuck in my head atm


[0 Points] TheoryOfHarmonyCS:

Do you guys actually sell zanex here?