HOW SCARED SHITLESS WERE YOU ON YOUR FIRST ORDER ? ILL GO FIRST :)

1 hour after I ordered my first pack; 1 gram of kush and it hadn't landed yet

I figured LE was onto me

I burned my house down moved to Belize

Changed my name to Pablo "EL pollo Loco" Mont'equilla

Had facial plastic surgery to alter my look

5 years later I left Belize and came back to my now run down home

I saw my mailbox wasn't destroyed in the fire

Behold 1 gram of mid grade kush

Been ordering ever since

Your turn!


Comments


[17 Points] Gimmethatcandy:

Damn it...I started reading the post without even noticing the OP. You got me again sir. Lol


[15 Points] Medacali:

I crawled and barrel rolled all the way to my mailbox


[12 Points] MandyThatGirl:

Btw Belize called. They eagerly await the return of El Pollo Loco. Who makes the best Congo line in all of San Pedro.


[10 Points] Dr_Bj_HardDick:

Hahhahahha 😂😂😂😂 This guys posts are legendary I tell ya


[6 Points] None:

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[4 Points] Sopppa:

tbh I thought the cops would be waiting for me at the post office behind the wall or something LMAO

it still blows my mind how easy it is


[3 Points] amsodian:

My first order I was on a bunch of xans and used google chrome with an extension that allowed access to onion websites. Didnt use encryption and ordered 100 xans from a vendor I did no research on. All worked out though and I have definitely changed my opsec since then


[3 Points] shaunafrost6969:

Can you even buy a g lol


[1 Points] DabnSlabsThrowaway:

Scared enough that I was gonna try to play it safe and not check my mail immediately. Ended up forgetting and didn't get my pack until late at night. Really dumb now that i look back though. Didn't need 8 hours to know the coast was clear.


[1 Points] writingpoli:

I was just worried it would never show up.


[1 Points] None:

Didn't know I should've ordered domestic. Ordered a few tabs from England, and then was scared shitless learning about customs. Turned out alright in the end.


[1 Points] SloppyJoeLieberman:

I was nervous for sure but given all the research I'd done, I knew it was real and more than likely would make it to me.

I definitely let the mail sit in the box for a few hours before I retrieved it though and gave a good look-around before opening it.


[0 Points] tatertot1995:

My first pack came yesterday that I've ever ordered of the DN, I used Dream and was more concerned about my mum getting suspicious. If it were not for a slight of hand move by me she would have seen the aforementioned pack and it would've been a nightmare for me. The stealth was adequate for keeping LE at bay but if you're living with someone who isn't cool w this kind of stuff I suggest you do not order from SyndicateX