Hi guys. Stupid dumb fuck here. Smoked a little too much weed before boarding, forgot to leave my pocketknife and a small taser (legal in the US) in my checked luggage, and walked through security with it. I know. Stupid dumbfuck.
Had to pay a fine, missed my flight, but all in all, didn't get thrown in jail.
Just leave your shit behind in the US next time.
ps: the netherlands airport cops are still extremely pleasant.
pps: nearly shat my pants, racing thoughts, prepared to be thrown in jail. Had to get this off my chest. GF pissed as fuck. :/
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