So, TGUK is selling 80% coke now

The listing is up now. I am waiting for some reviews. Kinda wanna try coke once and if it is actually that good, I'll be buying from him.

inb4 the FUD

Edit: Sorry for the apparent shilling


Comments


[6 Points] TheOpiateKing:

So why is this allowed /u/TheEconomist1 ? My posts about this were deleted twice because you said vendor announcements were against the rules. So I had to be tricky and change the words to repost. Ahhhhhhhhh ooooooook Rules are fun!


[4 Points] None:

LMAO Kinda wanna try coke once spits out my drink

If you haven't done it before, have some powder on hand if it actually is that good.


[1 Points] None:

Lol flair ftw


[1 Points] Pantek51:

I hope they use more stealth to send coke than they do with lsd... I mean it's okay for LSD but I'd hate to receive coke this way


[0 Points] None:

what if hes the first person to offer reasonably priced coke (50 a g) and great quality?


[0 Points] None:

He's listing it, not selling it (at least not yet). I didn't know he was listing it already, damn.

His shill squad stopped replying to me outta nowhere. They all have synced sleep schedules?


[-1 Points] None:

Nomnom


[-1 Points] None:

Okay I don't know what sum of money JoR paid the mod who put the flair up but take it the fuck down! It should only say "Vendor Inquiry". Maybe I should get a spot on the mod team, eh? C'mon, I'll study up the rules...

I feel like in the coming week people will begin to trust me more than they already don't.

/u/HappySodomy is not anything like the fucking TGUK shills elsewhere on this sub...


[-6 Points] topgeartruth:

LOL topgear selling 80% coke, he can't even properly prop up his own advertisements!

Cocaine when it leaves South America in the bricks, right from the producers, isn't even 80% pure. First off, it's already at east 15% cut for consistency sake (levamisole, lactose powder) and then the cocaine itself its probably around 75-80% pure in itself because these are jungle labs where the chemist doesn't care if there is precursors, byproducts of synthesis, or other -caine's in the extraction process caught up in the cocaine paste that is made.

Do the math, and the purest cocaine is when it leaves South America is 65-75% and that is literally wet, oil, barely even choppable (put it on a hot plate first) cocaine.

God, what a terrible vendor, and all the poor people that will fall for it. Off the brick = not even 80% pure.