[Multi-Vendor Review] deemzbeemz 1.5g DMT & MrSaturn 15g MDMA

This is my first review, so be gentle. I ordered these towards the end of February, so they are fairly recent orders.

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: deemzbeemz - Nucleus
Product/s reviewed: 1.5g N,N DMT
International?: No. USA Domestic only
Vendor requires FE?: Yes
Price before shipping: $126.51 USD
Shipping cost: $6.51
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction (No extra communication needed)
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x] (Haven't tried it yet personally, but it smells potent)
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs (Time from click to mailbox- 4 days)
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (100%)

I was happy to see the fast shipping time. Although I haven't tried it yet, the product looks quality, as it's very white and smells nice. His stealth is great- a parent could open the envelope and wouldn't know it was drugs unless they opened the decoy. Great vendor, great product; would buy again, although he doesn't seem to have any listings up on Nucleus right now.

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: MrSaturn - Nucleus
Product/s reviewed: 15g MDMA
International?: Worldwide (His vendor page states he ships from Germany)
Vendor requires FE?: Yes, this listing requires FE for the discount.
Price before shipping: $235 USD
Shipping cost: Free
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction (No extra communication needed. Used him many times before)
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent (Tested with a marquis reagent test. No complaints about quality)
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs (19 days from click to mailbox)
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ ]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (23x4 for 92%)

I've bought from MrSaturn many times before, and all of my customers talk about how good this MDMA is. I don't use MDMA that much so I don't know how good the shit near me is, but nearly all of my customers told me that the stuff I sold them is the best they've ever done when I sold them MrSaturn's MDMA for the first time. Obviously I continued business with him and I've never been dissatisfied. MrSaturn is on vacation mode right now, but I hope he still has the same quality when he comes back.

The shipping times aren't the best, but they are typical for other packages that I've gotten from that part of the world (GammaGoblin). His stealth is only ok. It gets the job done, but it isn't the most reassuring. I'm in the southeast US by the way.


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[1 Points] Bigbadjesuscyclops:

You chose to not mark a score for product quality since you haven't tried it (which makes sense), although it seems you marked it as a 5 in your overall score.

I'll chime in on the quality, since I've tried some of his dmt in the past.

It is absolutely amazing. It has that classic dmt smell to it, and it's pure white fluffy crystals that to me signifies dmt that is of what I can only assume is the highest possible purity. In terms of its effects when smoked, very very potent. As long as you have any sort of decent rig, and can take the harshness that inherently comes along with dmt, you can breakthrough in three hits easy. Even two hits had the world around me so distorted, it was wild. And I used a shitty home made rig made of a glass grey goose shooter with a hole drilled in the bottom with a straw hot glued in, and some Brillo to hold the product in the neck of the bottle. And I broke through on that little piece of shit in three hits. Brain rocketing out of skull, world disappearing, ego destroying, all-there-is-is-the-void type breakthrough.

His stuff is truly about as potent as I imagine dmt can get.