Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Mornin


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[2 Points] DareToHope:

What would be your last meal if you were on death row?


[3 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[2 Points] dinkleheimer42:

Is this a viable way to keep coins from tracing back to you?

1.buy bitcoins via coinbase using your bank account on the clearnet 2.transfer those bitcoins to a wallet created on TOR 3.using cryptsy via TOR, exchange the bitcoins for an anonymous coin like DASH 4.transfer the DASH to another wallet created on TOR 5.using a new cryptsy account via TOR, exchange the DASH back to bitcoins 6.transfer those bitcoins back to a final TOR created wallet for dnm use


[2 Points] MeinKampfy:

One week ago I placed an international order, and completely forgot to put USA on it it's from one of the most respected vendors, am I fucked? Or am I looking at just a few extra days to get here. It was confirmed and shipped fine, he didn't say anything about it not having a country.


[2 Points] LookingForANewBuzz:

What new substance should I try next? I'm open to anything, hoping someone might be able to point me in the right direction based on their experiences.

A brief history of my use;

Cannabis off and on for about a year, at some points daily. Occasional use of alcohol, occasional use of nicotine, and caffeine most days. I also briefly got into legal alternatives, including Blue Lotus, Sinicuichi, Dream Herb, and Kanna. I never really felt anything from my experiments with the Dream Herb, and my only notable Sinicuichi dose was unpleasant (so much coordination loss!), but Kanna and the Lotus were both lovely mild buzzes.

Psychs/Empathogens: Five experiences with psilocybe mushrooms (2g, 2g, 1.5g, 3g, and 2.5g, in that order) two with MDMA (both 200mg, 100 followed by another 100 about an hour into it), and one evening of playing with DMT (Didn't quite break through). One experience with LSD, a single 115ug tab.

Stimulants: Experience with both Adderal and Dexedrine (Dex is the only thing I've ever snorted and while not unpleasant, I see little reason for it over oral ROA and probably will not repeat).

Opioids: Numerous experiences with Oxycodone, ranging from 5mg to 80mg over the course of a day. One light experience with Hydrocodone, a couple light ones with Codeine. A handful of Suboxone doses, never more than 8mg in a day, usually 2 at a time. Numerous Tramadol doses as well, usually 100-150mg.

Subjective notes: My favorite experiences by far have been the 3mg shroom trip, the acid trip, and the first MDMA trip. The second MDMA trip was less than a week from the first and was notably diminished. I had enough DMT to go around for me to attempt two 40mg trips, but without anyone with prior experience to teach me, I fucked up both times and didn't absorb quite enough to blast off. Still very enjoyable and I have no doubt that I'll be attempting to break through in the future.

I seem to have a high tolerance to most any drug I try. The LSD tab I took gave me light visuals akin to low dose shroom trips, yet the same dose left my SO blinded by fractals for hours. I can drink like a champion even when I have no tolerance, and my ideal oxy dose is 40mg with no tolerance.

I've never had a bad trip with any substance except for one time with Cannabis. Early into my smoking career, first bong hit, torched the bowl accidentally, started getting caught in depressing/anxious thought loops brought on by my friend's bleak apartment. Was like a storm of negativity that was raging in my mind, and it didn't stop for ~6 hours. Never had anything close to that happen again.

Another note: I like to think that I have a degree of self control when it comes to substances, especially since I have practically an encyclopedic knowledge on the damn things. However, I discovered that such was not the case when I began to get psychologically attached to opiates ever since my first experience with oxy. I never took enough to form a tolerance, or for anyone in my life to notice even, but I would fiend for those suckers. One could also probably argue that I am/was addicted to cannabis, but it has begun to lose its novelty and I've started using less. My only fear of addiction comes from opiates stronger than oxy (staying away from H and fent) and potentially benzos, though I have no experience with the latter.

Most all of this use has been in the past 1.5 years.

For those of you who got to the bottom of this, thanks! What would you recommend the next logical step in my drug career be?

tl;dr: I like drugs, want something new. Help pl0x???


[2 Points] babyscarfac3:

I seem to have a knack for growing fungus, pot, and crystals under vacuum. Where can I find a guide to becoming a thriving vendor on the DNM? Mylar BB, decoys, international shipping/receiving, Counter-Intel, Ect.


[2 Points] cboytrill:

I have tor now what do I do gahaha


[2 Points] Psyclipz:

What's the best market in terms of listing and detailed feedback?

Been on a couple but nothings come close to evolution :(


[1 Points] cactusbutt123:

Are there any Molly vendors on Agora that actually do ship to Australia?

I feel like there's a disproportionate number of vendors who exclude Australia on Agora than on other markets, is there a reason for this?


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[1 Points] dlo1:

Does it matter if my dnm account is synced with Alien Blue (along with my other accounts)? I also subscribed and lurked in this sub on my main account. Haven't even made an order yet.


[1 Points] sheernakedjohnnypunk:

What's the most secure way to anonymously acquire bitcoins?


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[1 Points] urmomsonair00:

When your ordering from the DNM, is it safe to log in via tor through the wifi at my house or should i be going to a place like mcdonalds or starbucks that has public wifi?


[1 Points] wordwordwordmachine:

1: Does it matter if there are other devices on the wifi network that you're using to do hoodrat shit on?

2: Is it important that i close literally everything that uses the internet when i go on DNM's and do DNM shit? If razer game booster or something like that is running in the background could it ruin the anonymity of ToR?


[1 Points] julian6:

About the Agora search function: How come I only get a handfull of results when I search something, even when I know it's supposed to be way more?

For example I search for XTC and only get 8 results. Anyone know what the problem could be?


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[-1 Points] ihide4areason:

When will the DNM community get a killer new site since Agora is down once again and inspires little confidence and lots of requests for FE for reasons like today ... :(