SO.......WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ON HERE ROLE PLAYING AS ?

I'm role playing as a bisexual White Aryan French "man of culture" Who burned his house and moved to Belize after he figured LE was onto him one hour after his first order of a gram of kush didn't land yet.

He moved to Belize had plastic surgery and change his name to Pablo "EL Pollo Loco" Sanchez. 5 years later he came back home to his now burned down house and his mailbox was unscathed in the fire, behold!! A gram of kush he ordered half a decade ago.


Comments


[80 Points] DooshNozzzle:

I'm playing a druggie nerd who never reached his potential career-wise so he resorted to selling drugs online and now he's happy financially but depressed over his lack of meaningful contribution to society. :-)


[23 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I roleplay as an idiot hitman. People can't tell if I'm a genius acting stupid or if I really am just an idiot.


[15 Points] svere21:

DEA agent.


[14 Points] None:

I'm role playing as a paranoid man who tells people to always be paranoid while constantly being high on cocaine all the time so it kind of shows, but not entirely to the point of people being concerned.


[14 Points] at69:

A normal person interested in the drug culture living vicariously through the other role players in this sub.


[12 Points] d3emSt3rz:

I'm a meth addicted Tranny, from El Paso, Tx. I give blowjobs to guys at truck stops in exchange for me using their big rigs as drops to send my Meth to.


[10 Points] spacejesusguy:

Role playing as a depressed drug addict who's waiting for his packages. Sometimes it gets to real and I forget it's role play.


[10 Points] StonedGnome:

Undercover FBI garden gnome.


[6 Points] HasASadbtc:

I'm playing as a sad depressed bitcoin. Tired of being sliced into bits and traded for terrible wares.


[5 Points] Acid-HeadFred:

simple elementry school teacher that will never have a wife and owns one plate and one cup. the addiciton to cocain and ketamine keep the hope alive tho for the children!


[3 Points] None:

Second level polydrugger. I find dosing with multiple euphoric chemicals simultaneously to feel better than colonoscopies, though given this sub I'm probably in the minority


[3 Points] Coolbreazzz:

I'm role playing as a guy that runs ab and exit scammed and ran shit load of fake news saying I died...I see a lot of role playing on here of people that think they'll get there ab bitcoin back...dream weaver.....


[3 Points] JoHn_K_WiCk:

I ain't playing no roles, fuck them Russians killed my dog and I'm going after them, and yeah could you please advice me another hotel that accepts bitcoin because this one is sucks !


[2 Points] John-Gaudy:

Richard-Kookinski


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

Take a guess ;)


[1 Points] None:

A junkie.


[1 Points] THE_DEEP_MOB_CONNECT:

The guy who is going to rule the world. Oh wait thats real life.


[1 Points] seventhaccount7:

Someone who knows what they are talking about.


[1 Points] Jake_25:

I'm just here for the memes


[1 Points] rubbermullet420:

cat


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] infr4r3d:

I play Bend-a-dick Cum-iner-snatch irl.

But irrl I spread A1 fud is a national news reporter

Except, irrrl I'm a level 9000 arcane mage corrupted by the Fel but it's all good


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] perladdict:

I'm LARPing as an exit scam


[1 Points] buckethead--:

A Dutchman, trying to survive in all the American paranoia that doesn't make sense to me at all.


[1 Points] blah_zae:

A skante warrior aka a legendary tweaker


[1 Points] dankmarket:

An underachieving computer savy single early thirties drug enthusiast who used to like bad drugs but really just likes LSD, marijuana and alcohol these days.


[1 Points] hassannasralla:

Hassan. Your dime, my time.

Cheers Hassan


[1 Points] transgenderdad:

I'm actually a transgender dad that just loves cocaine and the occasional Xanax to put him to sleep


[1 Points] xKittens:

im a kitty


[0 Points] MandyThatGirl:

Ummmm.