Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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[8 Points] None:

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[6 Points] kungFUPanda666:

Why do dogs have cold noses?


[5 Points] avastyedefenestrator:

Oooh ooh I have a stupid question:

Is it possible to test drugs like 4-FA in a Gas Chromatographer or Mass Spectrometer? I might be able to get access to a lab to do this.

Otherwise, is there any point in getting a sample before buying to test if it is the real thing?

thanks!


[4 Points] going_up_stream:

Are there any I2P markets, that don't start with Silk Road.


[3 Points] TrapHouseBunkin:

Do you think its safe to order from Canada/UK? Obviously it would be for personal use. I've seen a reputable vendor on the DNM that i wanted to try out and i was thinking should i stick to domestic or take a shot


[3 Points] GoAwayThrowaway420:

is it safe to mine btc directly to my dnm wallet? for the fun of this question i'll say i'm mining p2p pool over a tor connection...


[3 Points] CoffeeandHaze:

found a guy on evo selling 'HOW TO GET UNLIMITED AMAZON BALANCE' is this even remotely legit?


[3 Points] badassmthrfkr:

I went on a shopping spree on Agora Friday night, but I was high and can't remember what I ordered. So what did I buy?


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

Have I installed tails correctly? I think so, but just to double check. This is on a USB:

Downloaded ISO imagine off of tails.

Download unetbooten.

Format USB to fat 32.

Select USB from unetbooten.

Select the file to boot onto USB (tails ISO.)

Everything's working fine on tails and booting it, no issues whatsoever.

Did I do it right?


[2 Points] EveningBlab:

I'm still just a little confused on how I should go about purchasing BTC. I've read all the posts about it on DNMNoob but still am slightly confused, if anyone could help me with that, that would be wonderful


[2 Points] Norgleschnarf:

What is the deal with ordering internationally? I'm thinking weed specifically, from say, the U.S. to the U.K? Would that be too dangerous? Would you suggest any vendors with partiularly good stealth?


[2 Points] lsd-and-lsd-and-lsd:

Where to buy Liquid LSD?

So far I could not find legitimate liquid LSD offers. Do you have any recommendations?


[2 Points] DevsiK:

Is tumbling really necessary? I never make orders more than like 80-100$ at the very most.


[2 Points] TrapHouseBunkin:

WHERE CAN I FIND OLD BOOKS ON TOR?? OR THE DEEP WEB?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] madandrad:

Has anyone ever ordered drugs to a university campus? Like I would have to go pick it up at a mailroom but its pretty relaxed. I mean the guy running the place has a beard and listens to music all day. XD

Or do campuses like have to take extra security precautions and shit?


[2 Points] BMW_CHNC:

Do university post offices differ from normal post offices in terms of laws? Do I have less rights if I'm caught? I live in the U.S.


[2 Points] datbino:

can you buy access codes for pearson labs? and where


[1 Points] sellingdrugsprivate:

Im in need of quick junk mail services

just letters and such, that would arrive sometime this week


[1 Points] xpalicous:

Has anyone here experience with fake documents like internship certificates? Where can I maybe get something like that and much will cost?


[1 Points] TryCombs:

How can I anonymously purchase BTC and transfer it onto DNM's specifically Evo, and see no problems. USD > BTC Also should I have a BTC wallet if i'm only using the markets? Anyone link a guide to understanding/using PGP?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Idungoofedawshucks:

Havent ordered anyhting for about a year. So how is Agora? Thinking about making my first purchase after all these months, and I want to be sure that Agora is secure(or at least how it was a year ago). What should I remember?


[1 Points] AcctNo:

I understand that many risks can be associated with using an iPad to conduct business on DNM, but I have no working computer and only Apple products (since EVO hates my phone). What is the safest way to order and how do I encrypt for PGP via an iPad?


[1 Points] G_Rexx:

I pretty much have everything set up but I don't know how to post my pgp public key to my evo profile. I feel like I'm just completely overlooking it somehow. How would I go about that?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

in Agora, can you order multiple items from a vendor with combined shipping or do you have to pay for individual shipping (assuming he doesn't have a specific option for combined shipping)?


[1 Points] SLIMEbaby:

does evo or agora hedge funds in escrow?


[1 Points] itsafungi:

Are there other charges for receiving contraband in the mail, or just the possession itself? IE ordering personal amounts of some products would be fairly low risk.


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[0 Points] tjathf:

Why is tails favored and truecrypt not mentioned anymore? I like that I can truecrypt USB drives but now I'm concerned there is a reason people aren't talking about it as much.

In short, is Truecrypt still a safe option?


[-4 Points] None:

I have awesome herb, and plenty of it. I am unsure of how to proceed. I will surely check out /r/DarkNetMarketNoobs, but hey since its Moronic Monday...........

What market should I vend at? Why?

Bitcoin to cash, is that conversion easy?

Thanks!


[-5 Points] nonprofitacorn:

I've already been scammed out of $100 on the darknet, can someone just please introduce me to some legit vendors. I don't care about drugs, I want to buy things like electronics and paypals and CC's and stuff