I'm going to send myself a theatening letter, something like, "you suck asshole, I know where you live and I'm going to make your life hell." Then if I get nabbed I can point to it and be all like "See, someone's trying to set me up." Then LE will be like, "We're terribly sorry sir, forgive the intrusion. HAve a nice day, citizen."
Has anyone had any experience with some variant of this strategy?
You're practically already in jail