Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[4 Points] captaincannibal:

I had a pack from the UK that was supposedly shipped the day before TradeRoute disappeared.

I have that Informed Delivery all from USPS. Would it show up on there once it hits the states? Just curious. It’s been about 16 days and I haven’t seen anything yet.


[2 Points] space9610:

Im curious how risky is it actually to order Molly and xtc pills from over seas to the USA. Does anyone receive packs from there? Im talking about small orders like 10 pills or a gram of molly. Will it almost always be taken by customs? Will you get arrested if caught getting a small amount like this shipped to you? Specifically from Germany but any country in Europe really


[1 Points] MandyThatGirl:

Urgent question: Is there anyway to smoke crack out of a glass turkey baster if like that's the only thing you have in the house?? I was thinking you could put the Chore Boy in the tip and possibly drop the crack in from the other side and melt it down that way but I'm not sure if it would work. Hate to waste all that crack. IDK, umm if anyone has experience with this situation chime in but don't just tell me what I can go do with the turkey baster because....Like as if IDK already.


[1 Points] FRunaway:

Who is the cunt behind these DDOS attacks?


[1 Points] BitchNiggayo:

Gammagoblin shopping to US safe?


[1 Points] muhammad7319:

Hi guys I recently ordered some things off of Dream Market from the vendor "CosmicConscious", he has a
high rating of 4.58 and many completed order and has been around for a long time. However, my item still hasn't arrived and he sent a message but my software is unable to decrepit the message and I have double checked my PGP is correct on the site. I sent about 4 messages back about not receiving the item and that the message he sent is not working but no reply. Finally, what is mostly suspicious is that someone else left feedback about the same item saying that they didn't receive their item, but people are leaving good feedback saying they received their items, on different products. Sorry for the long post I just need some help figuring out how to deal with this. PS. It was a No Escrow item :(


[1 Points] Mr_meseeks_bot:

This is not 100% DNM related ...but anyone have any issues recently with MH(AC)RB getting flagged by customs ??

Coming into the states...also, any succesess?


[1 Points] dropdthrowaway:

since i only drop through DNMs like once every six months, tough to keep up. is there anything actually active and working now, or is everything either busted or DDoSed? sorry, just don't keep up with the day-to-day drama but it's shopping time again


[1 Points] Ddhereicome:

Does my bum look big in these pants


[0 Points] wesire:

when is agora coming back?