Christian Magazine

Hello, to put it simply I'm looking for a (preferably) free magazine subscription to a jesus magazine, once again preferably with some very religious things on the cover to come mixed in with my drugs into my p.o. box. Already ordered a few things thru r/freebies but I'm lookin for something real good. Open to suggestions


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[33 Points] None:

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[8 Points] WyzeGye:

Sign up for Dollar Shave Club AND Dollar Beard Club.

Let the postie figure that one out.


[7 Points] trynakick:

Can someone give me a theory for how or why (or cite busts) mail volume to a single address reduces suspicion or increase pack-landing success?

This is a funny idea, but who cares?


[4 Points] drtysnik15:

this is hilarious because he wants religious stuff, with the name thugger thugger. lolol


[5 Points] LedLevee:

This fucking sub.


[3 Points] drugsinabox:

I used this

https://www.davidjeremiah.org/site/magazine/subscribe.aspx


[3 Points] ashyacne:

I actually got a subscription to something similar through r/freebies. It's not a magazine but they send letters with their message splattered on the envelope.

Don't remember the name but I'll try to find it and see if they still have a mailing list


[2 Points] Gratefulstickers:

You can sign up for the Jehovah Witness Watchertower pamphlet thing.


[2 Points] retroracer:

this is equally hilarious and retarded


[2 Points] itsaprankbrochill:

Good stealth seent it b4


[1 Points] heroinking:

Ahahahaha wow so thanks to reddit Christianity might achieve its first useful moment since Lazarus lazy ass was woken up in his 'sleeping tomb'.

Great idea OP. Maybe also subscribe to Redbook and Catster.


[1 Points] Heroic-Dose:

Theres tons of free fatima shit


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Your postman may know you receive drugs, but he doesn't care.

If you start making him deliver crap every day, he will grass you up to make it stop.

Just because you're obsessing over your pack, do you think postmen ever think about letters, or you?

its a shit job that you do with half your brain. You don't remember what mail any person gets unless they get weird Christian magazines. Otherwise you don't notice patterns or trends, and you forget everything 5 minutes after leaving work.


[1 Points] None:

I'll bet Jesus wouldn't be too happy with your drug habit. Then again if that's true I'm definitely going to hell.


[0 Points] OrganicTreats:

I like this idea good sir.


[0 Points] coffeencreme:

Scientology. Go to your local scientology org, do the bullshit personality test and sign up to their mailing list.

You'll get more junk mail than you know what to do with and they'll never leave you alone. A lifetime of stealth!


[-3 Points] dlayover123:

There's like 23 sins in your post and you want a fucking jesus magazine to carry your drugs? Come on man. Trusted vendors have their own opsec, which is why they are trusted.