Do not taunt law enforcement.

Do not ever attack, or taunt law enforcement, because you might be fucked if your opsec sucks. And it probably does.

Law enforcement, especially USA, will devote more ressources to an investigation if you taunt them, because they want to show no one is unfuckable and beyond the reach of the long penis of the law.

Real talk from the head of the snake.


Comments


[66 Points] pinochetHA:

Not taunting LE is actually a very big part of my opsec. Indeed I make every effort to pacify them, even if we can never really be friends. It's the small gestures that count; being polite when they ask to meet up with irl from some random catfish account, not removing their posts asking for everyones pornstar names (mother's maiden name+first pet) and sending drugs to their offices every christmas all help to keep law enforcment out of my front yard.


[30 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Do not taunt law enforcement.

...says Mr "I'm going to flood America with an unprecedented tidal wave of cheap xanax".

He's being ironic to confuse Americans. Alanis Morissette is Canadian.


[27 Points] None:

I never understood the whole "fuck da police" attitude from career criminals. It is counter-intuitive. These aren't your enemy, they're simply your adversary. Treat them as such.


[23 Points] dopepopecope:

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, wasn't it you who was talking about retiring and living a rather luxurious lifestyle and flaunting on how much they have industrialized on the alp game? Or was it someone else?

Edit: LE can suck my dick btw.


[22 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Fuck the police coming straight from the underground...

A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown...

And not the other color so police think....

They have the authority to kill a minority....

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one....

For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun....

Fuck The Police....Bahahahahahaha!!!!!


[13 Points] bigbawlzxm:

Flair this Major Key Alert plz.
Major Cloth ALERT.
Secure the bag alert.


[8 Points] weedandsyrup:

Please adopt me.


[7 Points] None:

Signed,

The Head of the Snake (still ballin).


[4 Points] maxturbator:

Wait, you tellin me cops have fragile egos now? haha


[5 Points] Morvu:

wait a second, how many dollars you earned with selling drugs, what did you wrote?


[4 Points] nugga369:

Hey AP how would one contact you if they wanted to ask advice on opsec?


[3 Points] sapiophile:

You doin' good, man? Hopefully you're not saying this because you learned the hard way...


[2 Points] throwawayforbarsplz:

Please come back BB. I miss you.


[2 Points] drkntmrkets:

Ok Quandick


[2 Points] None:

That's assuming I want to be near Johnny Law to begin with.


[1 Points] NZT-1:

Not saying I don't agree but this post made me LOL.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheXanaxCartel/comments/55x1ne/state_of_the_dnm_xanax_game/?st=IUSR38TZ&sh=850b02e4


[1 Points] None:

When you're supplying the US with that much Xanax then uhh yea no shit. But I don't think they'll flash bang my dog an fuck my door down for a couple taunts and grams of cociana


[1 Points] QwisoNewb:

Truer words have never been spoken.. they will come a knockin'..


[1 Points] coachfortner:

what about happy fun ball?


[1 Points] RapsFan420:

This is common sense 101 but I've no doubt some folks here could do with this PSA.


[1 Points] Just4theDrama:

You seem to Not follow your advice here.

Or you base it on experience resulting from your posts?


[1 Points] Funguyfetusfingerd:

I love to message weapon vendors on the markets and ask them about bulk deals just to catfish them and waste their time I do this with many identitys and also talk about shooting up schools 😂😂


[1 Points] DerkNatMerkats:

Damn dude I miss Quantik/AK

Come around more often bby


[1 Points] Radom_Freek_Out:

they want to show no one is unfuckable and beyond the reach of the long penis of the law

They gave life sentence to Ross Ulbricht just for that reason.


[1 Points] jarxlots:

if your opsec sucks.

Wouldn't it be nice if there was some sort of service that could test your OPSEC? Sort of like having your friend hire a PI to find out about you...


[1 Points] Gbizzlemcgrizzle:

A girlfriend and I got pulled off a frieght train once and got a couple BS tresspassing tickets in buttf*ck nowhere amaerica Anyway, we decided we weren't going to pay the $250 tickets because why woud we ever go there again right. Anyway the cops kept calling my phone about the fine and i kept ignoring it. Then one day my girlfriend answered the phone and told the cop "I'm not ever going to pay this shit you dumb pig, you're from some nowhere town and I'll never go back there, and you're not going to pay to extradite me you dumb shit, fuck you pig" well I got arrested a few months later for jumping a turnstile and guess what I got extradited 16 hours for that ticket, they lied and told the rest of the troopers i jumped bail on an armed robbery charge. she got extradited a couple months later too. So yea don't taunt cops they're assholes and will fuck you because they're assholes and so are you


[0 Points] ForLol_Serious:

LOL I taunted them and am still free. GUESS WHAT LEO


[0 Points] None:

Hi


[-1 Points] FuckTheJakes:

Ok Quandick


[-1 Points] FuckTheJakes:

Ok Quandick


[-12 Points] UKhead:

Shut up you egotistical twat, I have read more insightful and useful information from a fucking womens weekly star sign page.

Back in your hole.