Hi Trappy.
Somehow, our paths keep crossing.
Let me being this note by stating that I have no issues with you. I actually like you a bit and apologize for the whole "Lord Bartard" thing. That was a joke. Nothing personal. I thought you would have picked up on that. I guess you're busy. My bad.
You're speaking to Bruce Campbell right now.
There is a reason why I haven't posted this month.
Why do you think Mitch is being so utterly polite right now?
Why do you think Mitch has seemingly hypnotized a forum full of people at this point?
It's because I'm very fucking creepy and spend a majority of my time studying psychology and social engineering courses and have control of his account.
I am a few hours away from making that subreddit explode. I have a bag full of fucking Adderall and I have no other way of making a name for myself than piggybacking on this guy's vendor account.
I did not get my account phished. Even if I did, may god help you if you have to argue with me about it on reddit. That's one aspect of my personality I'm trying to move past.
The only reason I haven't said a damn word about this since yesterday is because I respect this man and don't want to destroy his reputation. If word gets out that I'm vending again, I'm going to be pissed.
If you do have a problem with me, and think any of the BTC info, or anything pertaining to any of these accounts somehow links back to me, you are mistaken. I am a fucking ghost.
I also mean nobody any harm and would honestly enjoy going back and minding my own business. I've enjoyed keeping to myself. The only person who knows I'm vending again is you and Mitch.
There is a reason that buyer account doesn't have 2fa and a vendor sent me money from his wallet. I sold my fucking vendor account on Silk Road 2 and gave some jackass my PGP key for $1500.
I've been paranoid ever since and I haven't bought a bitcoin since 2013. I needed the money this semester.
If you haven't noticed, I take a lot of fucking stimulants. I just sort of de facto stole this guy's vendor account and I'm sincerely not trying to be an asshole here man.
Can I have my fucking money please?
Can we please figure this out?
I swear man, I know I'm a weird, manipulative bastard. But I didn't just rob anybody. I don't know where that deposit went and I've done nothing this month but take up old habits and it now hasn't been worth my time.
So, I want you to sit there and have a discussion with your boss about what you just read.
If I was trying to rip anybody off I would have asked for more than $500.
I'm sending you a verification code on reddit.
Bruce
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So bruce I called your bluff and you posted your begging thread that you promised you would. We already refunded the mitchheadberg account his vendor bond and we aren't giving you a satoshi more. You have no more ammunition to fight me with, so go take your bag adderal to the clearnet because you stopped being relevant on tor a long time ago. You may have succeeded in drumming up sales for your vendor account but you have to live with the fact that you didn't earn it, your new sales come from false pretenses.
You could have made this fun but you've got dollar signs in your eyes instead of the old humor that made you what you were.
PS you sold your PGP key? You mean a copy of your private key that you still have access to yourself? You aren't clever anymore.
I DONT UNDERSTAND 1% OF WHATS GOING ON