JUST GOT CD'D HELP!!

bought 50 mdma pills 2 weeks ago from evo and they should have arrived within a few days but ive been paranoid to fuck over them not getting here then im sitting there at my table and i hear 3 loud thuds on my door i open it to see a sketchy ass looking mail man stood there with a package for me i was shitting bricks at this point but quickly signed for it and went inside, i rushed to the back room and ripped it open to see something taped to the bottom of the sealed bag and then suddenly my door is busted through i threw my bowl of fruit loops across the room and ran out the back door i am now sat outside mcdonalds using the wifi on my phone what the fuck should i do?!! im freaking out i am completely fucked


Comments


[17 Points] None:

Just stay at McDonalds. The cops can't arrest you there. A lawyer told me that. It's in the constitution and stuff.


[14 Points] 73grandam:

You could just say the package wasn't yours. Anyone can ship drugs to your house and bone you. Just because you opened it also doesn't mean you ordered them. If they ask why you ran, you were afraid of being robbed and in the moment that was all you could think of.


[10 Points] cocainecowboys3:

Why do you feed this troll? Same dumb ass comes in twice a weak with a 100% dipshit story. 1. If cops knock on the front door they are at the back waiting for your dumb ass. 2. How did you open it then have time to some food? 4. Think they call them X when they are pressed.... 5. No cops, went on the radio and said "we got a runner that went that away" 6. Mail on sundays... ok maybe but Yea right lol.

Stop feeding this stupid troll, its the same stupid shit seems to be written by a kid on reddit just looking for someone to talk to.


[7 Points] DontDoDrugs54:

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[8 Points] bennyking3:

GET A LAWYER, TURN YOURSELF IN (IN THAT ORDER)


[6 Points] bhjjjhffffr:

You need more fruit loops, fruit.


[6 Points] sqrewball:

Welcome to the club of being a felon. It sucks, but you'll get by.


[4 Points] throwhooawayy:

https://anonfiles.com/file/17fb9c7a51b6e48152abee387ea59582


[3 Points] None:

Why even bother? Take your sunday mail delivery and your fruit loops and swim to belize.


[3 Points] CutiePie1337:

Burn everything, even yourself!


[3 Points] Shillsandthrills:

Ya got out the back door did ya? Sure ya did, guy. Sure ya did.


[3 Points] USPSinspectorgadget:

What jail would you go to? I wanna look up your charges and mug shot


[1 Points] Fbulol:

Here's your directions


[1 Points] Axaq:

The fruit loops part really got to me.


[1 Points] dontdead0311:

You should have chosen Crunch Berries this morning and this all could have been avoided.


[1 Points] oraldosing:

why did you even open it? LOL


[1 Points] throwaway:

Please remain where you are. The police have determined your location and will arrive shortly.


[1 Points] None:

assuming this is real, the crucial question is, was there evidence in your house of further activity? you need to get a lawyer and HE needs to talk to the police, prob go to the police station with you


[-4 Points] Directions2BelizePls:

serious replies please? i think ill just hand myself in once i calm the fuck down tho it was stupid of me to run