Message from Colorado to DNM about this slablabs business

Proof it is really me: http://grams7enufi7jmdl.onion/infodesk/vendor/0xD2CA5CBB7F92F247

Verify the PGP.

https://paste2.org/sP4pz17X (reddit breaks pgp formatting a lot, so copy paste this instead)

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A while back Slablabs approached me privately asking advice on how I managed to pull off such an elaborate exit scam without even requiring FE.

I was going to give the guy some real advice because he offered to pay me a % for my help, but he was really quite the egotistical asshole and rubbed me the wrong way. I don't need his money, so I would prefer to blow the whistle for you all.

Bottom Line: Slablabs is going to rape you all in the ass with an exit scam in the same fashion I did, except he is even showing you every red flag in the book.

At least I was subtle until the end. Consider this my giving back to the community that gave me so much ;)

-CO

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**Slablabs latest delay/reply/excuse for more time (via /u/ootine):

Sorry for the late/incomplete reply. We just don't have time to respond to messages right now. This is a copy and paste to everybody. We have over 100 on each market everytime we log in. We will try to answer everybody's question in one go. We have had some delays that affect ~10% of our customers. If you ordered last week and you haven't gotten it, you will tomorrow - Thursday, Friday if Priority normally takes 3 days for you. If you ordered this week you will get your package on Friday, Monday if it normally takes 3 days. We are not providing tracking numbers due to time constraints and OPSEC reasons. If your question was not answered here, please message us again with the first line being "IMPORTANT PLEASE READ". We hope you understand and we really are sorry for the inconvience."

This fucking guy is throwing every god damn red flag directly into your faces people. I think his words speak for themselves.


Comments


[81 Points] DabbyRosin:

This place is better than any TV show.


[24 Points] iamdnm:

This screams more and more, like a campaign against slablabs.

Colorado is most likely vending again, using his old handle to stirr some drama towards his competition.


[22 Points] throwaway8089078:

I'm not usually a violent person and I wasn't scammed by Colorado, but this post makes me want to punch him in the face. What a douche. I hope karma bites him in the ass.


[15 Points] Forgotmythingy:

Looks like OP is lonely and needs some attention. Poor guy


[12 Points] KillAllScammers:

  1. How much money did you make off of the original scam, CO?
  2. How the fuck do you sleep at night?
  3. Don't you think that you're coming off as a rather pretentious cock, coming on here like this expecting any and all of us to believe a single word you're saying, considering you are in fact, a self described dirty cock sucking scammer?


[8 Points] rats_are_people:

I ordered some LSD from you once. It was much better and cheaper than anything I could find around here. I appreciated you at the time for it.

You seem to have some sociopathic tendencies, and that's unfortunate for you.


[9 Points] throwawayk5zq47j6wd3:

Fuck you and fuck slablabs.


[8 Points] DareToHope:

For those of you wondering why he is currently banned, He doxxed a user (rule # fucking 1) he claimed it was a "joke" to which we said ok, its a 7 day ban so just wait it out. To which he currently threatened to doxx A LOT of his past customers. He is currently on the permanent ban list. Please use the report button If you see anything fishy over the next few days.

pic from modmail

http://i.imgur.com/VkfJDLZ.png

We CANNOT allow people to threaten doxxs or doxx other users, It is against the Subs rules and reddit site wide rules.


[5 Points] sapiophile:

Can anyone get this signature to verify? Getting some odd errors out of GPG when I run it through...

OP: Do you have the original text? Can you paste it directly but with four spaces at the start of each line? That way the formatting won't get messed up by reddit.

EDIT: Got it:

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A while back slablabs approached me privately asking adivce on how I managed to pull off such an elaborate exit scam without even requiring FE.

I was going to give the guy some real advice because he offered to pay me for my help, but he was really quite the egotistical asshole and rubbed me the wrong way.

Bottom Line: Slablabs is going to rape you all in the ass with an exit scam in the same fashion I did, except he is even showing you every red flag in the book. 

At least I was subtle until the end.

- -CO
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[7 Points] slablabs:

LOL


[2 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

He hasn't shown every red flag. As far as I know he hasn't been invited to the secret sub like you were.

How did he contact you anyways? What's your email?


[2 Points] None:

You're such a nice guy.


[3 Points] None:

You can't make this shit up.


[4 Points] monkstemple:

You are beyond fucked up in the head man... but you definitely had some amazing buds.


[4 Points] None:

Holy shit this thread. I may have to start pre-making some popcorn just to browse /r/DarkNetMarkets


[3 Points] HofmannsHeir:

¯_(ツ)_/¯


[3 Points] ootein:

What a fucking piece of shit. Just got this message from slablabs today...

"Sorry for the late/incomplete reply. We just don't have time to respond to messages right now. This is a copy and paste to everybody. We have over 100 on each market everytime we log in. We will try to answer everybody's question in one go. We have had some delays that affect ~10% of our customers. If you ordered last week and you haven't gotten it, you will tomorrow - Thursday, Friday if Priority normally takes 3 days for you. If you ordered this week you will get your package on Friday, Monday if it normally takes 3 days. We are not providing tracking numbers due to time constraints and OPSEC reasons. If your question was not answered here, please message us again with the first line being "IMPORTANT PLEASE READ". We hope you understand and we really are sorry for the inconvience."

All I have to say is, /u/slablabs what goes around comes around. You'll get yours one day and I'm sure one of the nice people here who DID receive a shipment will be happy to provide a return address or some evidence linking these packages to you. Have a good one you fucking egotistical asshole.

EDIT *If anyone wants to throw in on a bounty to find where this guy is shipping from, packaging details,etc PM me. *


[3 Points] None:

A really good thief wouldn't brag about his success. Sooner or later dickless here is going to get his ass reamed for real.


[3 Points] rogueXleader:

Appreciate the effort in trying to warn people, but if you admittedly exit-scammed and don't feel remorse about it I hope you choke on your own tongue and die in your sleep tonight. Some thug should kick your door in and beat you mercilessly for being such a piece of shit. Anybody who robs honest, hard-working people deserves a steel-toed boot up the anus


[2 Points] None:

I believe you for some reason, what account have you been lurking on?


[2 Points] onlylikeloud:

Is it frowned upon to post this scammers address?


[1 Points] None:

Question: Did you plan to exit scam before everyone started treating you like shit? Just curious. I never ordered from you but I followed the whole shebang.


[1 Points] ootein:

Its actually ootein, /u/colorado_the_scammer lol

Thanks for confirming this for me.


[1 Points] ootein:

/u/colorado_the_scammer got banned from the subreddit, but is still reading folks.


[1 Points] None:

Thank you for the heads up OP, I don't get why people are so suspicious of you though.

Doesn't seem like you have much to gain from this, if your intel is wrong people will just start to order from slablabs again.

If its right you just prevented a bunch of people from getting scammed.

Even though you only did this to screw over slablabs I thank you.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

I guess you'd say so here if you wanted to, but has slablabs tried reaching out to you since his last post here?


[1 Points] young_k:

Anyone get those packs that were supposed to land today, and some tomorrow if it took 3 days for you to get priority...???

I'm curious.


[0 Points] Hank_The_Chicken:

Dude, you're a dick and all, but it was painfully obvious what you were up to from the first sign of pack delays.

I was mad that you'd steal from people and then openly rebrand with some bullshit story about your partner... I think you did it twice. After watching it work the second time, I realized the people giving you their money pretty much deserved it at that point.

Still a dick though. But God damn, people are fucking stupid.


[0 Points] VarietyJonez:

Since you seem to feel comfortable coming clean now, will you admit the "love letter" I received back in late December was not sent from the USPS but was actually sent by you? I may or may not all ready know the answer to this question.


[-1 Points] None:

Hahaha, I do admire a great scam. Shine on, Colorado.


[-1 Points] ootein:

/u/trappy_pandora So when do you think /u/slablabs is just gonna get banned straight up from AB? This guy is so bad at exit scamming it hurts my head.


[-2 Points] tailsjoin:

Congrats on your victory. Good luck to you in the future. If you're looking for a way to anonymize your funds and earn some profit, check out /r/joinmarket. You seem technically adept enough.


[-2 Points] agorapleasecomeback:

CO was honestly one of the best vendors I've dealt with until you guys ruined it. Made a couple orders with him before his exit scam. The last pack I ordered was during his sale that he guaranteed would arrive by 420 or your coin back. It took about 2 weeks for it to show up, a week after 4/20. I messaged him about it just to check on the tracking but he surprised me by fully refunding me and following thru on his guarantee.

By the time my pack showed up and I could get back onto agora with some more coin to pay him, you guys had already pushed him over the edge with your incessant whining and impatience and took you suckers for your btc. Im sure at first all the packs were sent out, but with possible profiling of packs (wasn't only mine that was delayed, there were people complaining about them already crying exit scam), the number of refunds he'd sent out, and the countless attacks towards him he just decided fuck it and took what he could.

Colorado I owe you ~.88 BTC if you ever decide to vend again but I'm keeping that shit until I get some more of that wax