FUNNY STORY TODAY - MY LSD BLOTTERS SLIPS OUT ENVELOPE INTO ELEVATOR SHAFT

So today around 3 p.m I walk into my elevator with my mail. I been anticipating for this particular package. Ofcourse so anxious I open it in the elevator and while walking out my plastic slip falls out and slips down the elevator shaft. You guys know whats in there so I been trying all day with a long skinny plastic stick with tape to get it out but nothing. Until I have this clever idea to throw an old set of keys I have down the shaft as well. I get my building worker to open it up explaining it's an emergency. Waited till 9pm and we jumped in and I got my stuff. Oh man never been happier lol. Decided to share my weird stressful story. I'll never open mail in the elevator AGAIN!!


Comments


[189 Points] Domestick:

"Excuse me, sir. I seem to have dropped my LSD."


[76 Points] SquidwardGhost:

Well that was actually pretty smart OP, congrats.


[26 Points] MollieIsYourFriend:

And then?? haha..cool story bro. But I would have been like. "And then I jumped in after it and now I'm at the bottom of the shaft living off old chewing gum and water dripping down the side of the wall and my battery is running out on my phone... I don't know if I'll make it out alive..so, PLEASE tell Meth9000 I love him! And I hope we can meet up again in the afterlife.."


[24 Points] Gavnation:

Did you at least trip with the building worker?


[5 Points] DruggieKitten:

was it from me? lol


[8 Points] R4-DANK20:

Holy fuck.

Glad you got your acid back. <3


[7 Points] BoonGoggles:

You almost got shafted.


[2 Points] DruggieKitten:

funny shit


[1 Points] 1percentof1:

very clever solution


[1 Points] Jeter1302:

Damn worst luck turns into the best congrats man


[-23 Points] hhayn:

You didn't tell him it came in the mail though, right?


[-26 Points] KigurumiCatBoomer:

This is a completely reprehensible shitpost that belongs on /r/darknetfailingpilesofgarbage.