Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!
Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
[26 Points] RaveTurkey01:
[22 Points] procowtipper:
This squirrel looked at me funny this morning walking to my car. Do you think he knows???
[19 Points] whatsavagina:
whenever its quiet on reddit the shills are preparing their attack
[14 Points] trynakick:
523 years ago some jackass convinced the queen of Spain to lend him a few ships all so that a nationstate that formed 239 years ago could create a holiday in said jackass' name. This is preventing the packs I ordered on Saturday from landing before my last dose of suboxone disappears on Wednesday meaning I'm gonna have to go cop for the first time in 3 years...
[12 Points] octomarvel:
Alphabet soup executives secretly plan to make numeric soup to fuck with our heads, ala berenstein Bears style.
[8 Points] roare:
TOR was invented by the NSA
[7 Points] None:
Quantik got caught by police but to keep it quiet and get away to a private island he ratted out Dr.Xanax and now he's never coming back
[7 Points] Zero_victims:
Here's one:
When LE intercepts mail with a small amount of drugs they don't immediately send notice or come knocking on your door. They wait around and check if any other packages going to the same address have drugs. Only after intercepting several packages going to a now desperate drug user, will they do a CD.
[5 Points] GrandMasta216:
This whole sub is nothing but peoples house pets who have developed human capabilities.
When their owners go off to work, they creep out to spy music.
Pull out their lil mini PCs, and order drugs to the house.
No human has ever caught hold of this drug-loving pet ring.
Nor will they!!! DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNNNN
[3 Points] UnforgivenRanger:
If I fall asleep the clowns will eat me
[2 Points] whatsavagina:
DrRopata is actually a figment of gandalfs imagination ;o
[2 Points] totescrayCDNZ:
reddit is run by zionist shills
[1 Points] CynicalElephant:
Who was phone?
[1 Points] None:
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[1 Points] ifuckfrogs:
The Devil is actually jesus
[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday always appears on Wednesday.
Wooooooo
[0 Points] coffeencreme:
The illuminati did it.
Neil A the first man to walk on the moon. Neil A backwards is AlieN
Coincidence?