The Dark Web Surprise Box!! (Not Yet Created)

Input some mailing information (no registration required) and deposit $100 worth of bitcoins to the bitcoin address of the Dark Web Surprise Box. The Dark Web surprise box will run a secret algorithm, searching different vendors, their ratings, and other information. Then, the algorithm will distribute a certain amount of your bitcoins to the vendor(s), including the mailing information you input. The vendor(s) will then send you some of their product along with their contact information, in case you wanted to place a direct order later. The vendors will not know they are receiving an order from the surprise box. This will enable you to potentially receive an assortment of different products. After you receive your Dark Web surprise box, you'll rate your box. Your feedback will be added to the algorithm to improve future users experience.

For the most part, the Dark Web surprise box can not & does not guarantee you will receive anything, nor that what you receive is safe. At first, the Dark Web surprise box will only partner with "verified vendors" to begin with. So, you'll definitely receive product A, B, and/or C. But eventually, the surprise box will grow. Its a surprise box. Will you send your $100 worth of bitcoins to the Surprise Box? Why or Why Not? Thank you.


Comments


[12 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

How about the DrugBox? Just $150 a month and Pelican sends you a random variations of drugs in random quantities every month!


[5 Points] None:

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What is this?


[2 Points] coffeencreme:

So it's a contest of sorts?


[2 Points] foodforthoughts1010:

Why not just make it like a subscription box where you sign up, pay a certain amount a month, and each month you receive different product from different vendors.


[2 Points] SlappySpanBank:

the Dark Web surprise box can not & does not guarantee you will receive anything, nor that what you receive is safe.


[2 Points] Throughawayup:

Why would I send you my address and my Bitcoin? This sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Not to mention the problems it could cause with people who use drops.


[1 Points] NASBNJ1992:

Surprise! You got an empty box!

That would be very surprising


[1 Points] None:

this reminds me of something called the hemper box which is basically a monthly subscription and they send you cute little rolling papers, lights, sometimes small glass piece, or some other smoking essentials. Which is basically what this guy is offering but replacing that with drugs, I like the idea but what if someone gets Heroin or Meth & they aren't really ready to plunge into it?


[1 Points] None:

I would be pissed if I received heroin though. I just will not do that stuff. I would have to flush it. If I won't do the product, then I won't sell it, much less give it away. Just out of safety protocol these days.


[1 Points] None:

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What is this?


[1 Points] stilldogman:

I love box, don't get me wrong, but...... isn't SURPRISE box kinda rape-y?