Order info: | two 2.5mg Xanax bars from Brtrd |
Vendor Contact Info: | they are on Dream |
Product/s reviewed: | Xanax |
International?: | USA domestic |
Price: | $13 USD including first-class shipping |
Weight: | bars are definitely dosed accurately, and I got a third as an extra |
Customer Service: | |
[x]+5 | Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 | Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 | Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 | Marginal: Sub-par communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 | Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 | Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Reasoning | Talked to them briefly, mostly unrelated to order. Very friendly and responsive. |
Product Quality/Aesthetic: | |
[x]+5 | Highest purity |
[ ]+4 | Mostly pure |
[ ]+3 | Minor impurity |
[ ]+2 | Significantly impure |
[ ]+1 | Mostly impure |
[ ]+0 | Entirely incorrect chemical |
Reasoning | I don't have an alp testing kit but I'd recognize that taste and buzz anywhere. I've done enough RC and prescription benzos to know what I'm taking. |
Processing Speed: | |
[x]+5 | Order processed and shipped 24hrs |
[ ]+4 | Order processed and shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 | Order processed and shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 | Package is late |
[ ]+1 | Never received order confirmation or tracking |
[ ]+0 | Never received package |
Reasoning | Product arrived in a very reasonable amount of time for first-class mail |
Price Value of Product Received: | |
[ ]+5 | Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 | Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[x]+3 | At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 | Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 | Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 | Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Reasoning | The price of bars is going up. What are you gonna do? It's supply and demand. |
Packaging: | |
[x]+1 | Allowed for full recovery of the chemical (container didn't retain significant quantity, container didn't cause a spill) |
[x]+1 | Protected from the elements |
[x]+1 | Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 | Low package profile (No stamps, no outer tape, has return address, no smell, no free-moving objects, well-distributed weight) |
[x]+1 | No way to track vendor (no handwriting, no fingerprints, no hair, etc) |
Reasoning | The stealth was good, it's been the same for a while but it clearly works |
TOTAL: | (23/25) |
These are great bars. They snap and taste like how I imagine pharma would. Not crumbly at all. My only concern is I wish bulk was cheaper but I know it's relatively hard/expensive to source alprazolam lately. Supply and demand is a motherfucker.
Tl;dr
I don't know a better Xanax seller on Dream. I prefer klonopin but every once in a while I just need to get fucked. I have done business with brtrd since Alphabay with no problems. Only Counterfeits on Hansa had better product and I have no idea what happened to them.
Photos
The bars look better than my photos would suggest. I used several different methods to anonymize the photos and now they look like shit but the bars are beautiful in person.
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I hear xanax are pretty good at helping you get fucked thats for sure. Check out some of the erotic stories over on the cartel..