Pelican LSD 25 hit review (Pics included)

_Vendor: Pelican

_Market: Direct Deal through Pelican@sigaint.org, also on TMG/DHL

_Product:25 hits of acid at my doorstep quick

_Price: $100 with shipping

_Shipped from: [USA]

_Shipped to: [USA]

_Click to door: [Ordered Saturday arrived Wednesday]

_Required FE: DD, would not hesitate to FE for this big name vendor though

_MBB: [YES]

Rating

_Communication: [10] / 10

None needed, got right to the point, sent the coin and didn't say a thing until I let him know it landed for me

_Stealth: [7] / 10

It's a little bit of L, there's not too much need for stealth, but could have a couple improvements. Either way no biggie, it made it, right?

_Shipping time: [10] / 10

Arrived at my door by the time I needed it on a short notice, that's enough for a perfect score from me.

_Price Value: [9] / 10

4$ a hit for 25 hits, have seen better, have seen worse, for this speed of shipping and domestic, it is a great price.

_Aesthetics: [10] / 10

Damn I want to see what the whole print looks like, I'll try and add it to this post. Very nice print on my quarter sheet.

_Weight: [10] / 10

5x5=25 hits of L, spot on calculations my bird

_Quality: [10] / 10

Myself and a couple buddies each took 2, FUCKED us each up like L should. Would not hesitate to give this to my hippie neighbor who came up with 60s acid, and I know that he'd be reliving the grand old days.

_Transaction: [10] / 10

_Vendor: [10] / 10

Very polite and professional vendor, planning to return many times in the future.

TOTAL SCORE: [85] / 90

Man I hate those review templates. Basically shot Pelican a message late night on April Fools, asking if he could get some L to me by Wednesday. Saturday he responded and asked for coin as soon as I could, sent it to him, and that was that. Arrived in the mail on Wednesday, opened it up to find this gem inside http://anony.ws/i/2016/04/10/image841e8.jpg I was also a fan of the various pictures that people have been offering up to post in his reviews, so I took it upon myself to post one as well BEWARE PENIS FOLLOWS http://anony.ws/i/2016/04/10/image978e5.jpg http://anony.ws/i/2016/04/10/image4cff5.jpg


Comments


[25 Points] None:

Dude wtf! Nobody wants to see your cock on a vendor review.


[11 Points] Nano-Bunny:

Do you see what you have started Pelican?!?!?

Dick pics, dick pics everywhere. You opened pandora's box and it was full of dicks. Thanks a lot, ass hole.

Still <3 you though.


[9 Points] InTheDitch:

I hope you're not planning on sharing the rest with your buddies and neighbor now.


[8 Points] BigFatCat_DNM:

That's a pretty unimpressive cock.


[6 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

Jesus, man wtf, this shit is just fucking wrong! That beautiful blotter should be at least 5 inches away from your penis


[5 Points] mtspirate:

This sub is getting way too gay for me. Trans and dildos on the top of the page, transgender people posting "tit pics" and now dudes thinking its fine to post cock shots without warning. I guess I'm out, this place has turned to shit. I'm not homophobic but I shouldn't have to be made to look at this shit all the goddamn time. On a side note I thought a mods job is to moderate.


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] cashadava:

Well... I should have read comments first. That was a risky click. At least we know it's a real review.


[3 Points] an_illegal_smile:

I would like to congratulate you on a fine job of manscaping.


[3 Points] nuttin_but_truth:

Yikes what in the flying fuck!?

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OP you're a fucking dickhead!


[2 Points] None:

Definitely not shill can confirm


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[1 Points] marvalbertshooker:

Took some of this very acid and mixed it with shrooms. I felt the universe flow through me. It was amazing.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

THANK YOU SO MUCH AHHAHAA I LOVE THIS ONE!


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

This is insanity and I love it. Now I'm not into dick pics but I am equal opportunity. Others - it makes reviews a bit fun, if you don't like it, don't click the link!

OP - do the sensitive folks a favor and update your post so that it tells people it's a dick pic. People clicked it thinking it would be breasts. Lol.