I went to check my PO box today, I wasn't expecting anything yet but I figured I had some time to kill. In my box was one of those yellow slips they put in the box when your package is too big for the box or something. They didn't circle any of the options, which is normal.
I only have two packages that I know for sure are coming. One is an Amazon package that has a slight possibility of being here, the tracking hasn't been updated in a few days and its last known location was only a few states over. The estimated delivery day is this Thursday though. I doubt that this package is too big for the box, but I've seen some downright retarded Amazon packaging before so maybe.
The other is a package a gram of MDMA that, according to the vendor, was shipped out two days ago. Estimated delivery time is 4 days, but the vendor could be located very close to me. This package I assume would be small enough to fit in the box, and the vendor is supposed to have some of the best stealth available right now. Thats why I went with him.
My mind immediately jumped to the worst possible conclusion, that they know whats in the package and they want to arrest me. I figured their best strategy for making a CD at a post office would be to try to get the person to go there between certain times (business hours) and just have a few dudes chilling there or something.
I know that if they really did find the drugs then I am getting whats coming to me either way, so I should probably just nut up and bring the slip to the counter tomorrow. I'm probably just being a paranoid idiot.
Is there anything I'm missing? What would you do in this situation?
When you go to pick up your package, proclaim loudly to the clerk:
"THANK YOU FOR MY PACKAGE, KIND SIR! LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT THIS PACKAGE DOESN'T HAVE DRUGS IN IT!!"
That way, they will leave you alone, because why would they arrest someone for having a package without drugs?