(Serious) Escaping police raids, yay or nay?

Serious question here guys, assuming it's not a SWAT raid, how easy is it to slip on some shoes really quick and jump out the back window and run towards the forest? I feel like if it's a knock on the door raid, I would have enough time to flee. Does anyone here know if they post guards around the house, or do they all just stand around the front door for a normal search warrent?

If it is a SWAT raid, I know I have very little time and they DO post guards around the house making an escape out the back window much harder. I am a fairly fast runner, are SWAT guys fat like normal cops, or are they more fit?

If I was to theoretically escape a raid, I have the rest planned out to perfection.

So any tips on fleeing? Once again only serious answers please. :(


Comments


[8 Points] SlappySpanBank:

Do you want 6 warning shots to the back?


[5 Points] lolnololnolol:

OP, since you've got a somewhat reliable internet connection and live near a forest I'm assuming you're a white male. Unless you've already got a criminal record you will be fine. You're not going to spend a day in prison. Just don't do anything stupid.


[3 Points] Wanted_drugs_2day:

Let me clear this up quite easily

1 No knock/SWAT raid----- they bust in and catch you mid wank, no time for shoes bro

2 Knock search warrant----- They knock and scream "sheriff's department", then 2 seconds later bust in and catch you mid wank, no time for shoes.

They will not knock and wait for you to come open the door so they can show you the warrant unless you're someone very important in any drug case, they're worried about giving you the to destroy evidence.

That and since you smoke pot you must have an ak-47 in the house and wanna kill cops.

So you can relax knowing that either way, you prolly get to find out how cool a flashbang is.

I hope this helps


[3 Points] None:

Dude whatever you ordered sounds like a small amount and even though it's illegal in your state I wouldn't worry this hard. You sound crazy right now. You won't get raided. If anything they will try to do a CD. So until u figure out what's going on with that pack make sure your house is clean and if somethibg happens do not run. You'll only make it worse, bc they will catch you


[3 Points] powerman15:

You sound like the type of person that shouldn't be doing drugs.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Sounds like a great way to get shot.


[2 Points] None:

The thing about a police raid is they have separate teams for front door/back door/people trying to escape. so very unlikely you could escape. I tried running from police when I was younger before, and could outrun all those motherfuckers, easy. gained like a 5-6 block lead on them one time, starting dipping down alleyways nd cutting through yards and stuff, lost all the cars, but then outta nowhere an unmarked detectvei car cuts me off. so yeah, no doubt you can physically escape, but they can just keep bringing in reinforcements

though I remember this time back when I was in high school, and was at a party. cops showed up, there's beers, booze, weed, and underage kids everywhere. a friend of mine who had just gotten his license suspended weeks prior for DUI was there, and knew what was coming. dude was absolutely hammered, too. as the cops were talking to people individially (maybe 20-30 kids there, 4-5 cops), he casually walked over to the balcony, did a double take, then just jumped off the balcony (maybe 15-20 feet tall). I thougth for sure one of the cops on the ground level would have arrested him, but npoe, nothing, just sauntered off into the night. no idea how he got away with that


[2 Points] jtemps92:

In the UK they cover the back when knocking on people's doors hoping to find someone/search the place, so that you don't bolt.

If I was American I don't think I'd try and bolt... Isn't that the kinda shit they can justify shooting at you for? Fuck that. Just keep your house clean/have a decent stash.


[1 Points] Tossingthislatertho:

(serious)

Run through the front door. They expect you to run out the back.


[1 Points] altecMI:

Worth a shot a and have a flee route and make sure to have someone else answer the door. surround perimeter with security cameras


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

Why so serious??


[1 Points] None:

Lol this thread.


[1 Points] graffwriter:

3am with a flash grenade threw your window. You won't have enough time to even move or think. It's most likely the loudest thing you've ever heard in your life.


[0 Points] lordredvampire:

Run? Nah.. HIDE! SWAT will take a quick look and if no one in the house "area clear, no suspect, probably on foot" and then they will leave. Wait for 1 hour and then sneak out at night time. If a real hardcore detective is around on the premise, just stay still and don't pass a single bubble out of your anus.


[-7 Points] MDMangel:

You got me bitch. You been trolling the lot of us. You crafty mother fucker.