Hey Customs & BP, hope you liked fingering my pocket pussy!

Just ordered a pocket pussy from some super sketchy chinese website to see if they were going through my mail... YEP!

When I recieved the package I noticed how poorly it was wrapped, you know what I mean if you have ever gotten anything from China. Anyway, there was green tape all around the box that said it was "examined" by Customs & BP. Really happy that this one didn't have drugs in it. I'm going to keep it domestic until I need some bars, M, or L.


Comments


[3 Points] MDMangel:

Every order of 4-FA should come with a free complementary strap on.


[3 Points] Finga_lickin:

I only have 2 dire questions:

1: Was it cheaper from china? (how much cheaper?)

2: Will the silcone they use on these sex toys make my dick rot and fall off?


[1 Points] MDMangel:

A real show stopper would have been a super huge, creepy dildo. Next time order the Frankin-cock, a Frankinsein penis. It's real, look it up.


[1 Points] honestlyimeanreally:

Looking for custom vendors with dildo stealth only please


[1 Points] Febbraio2468:

Can I borrow it?