[Holy Shit] Rude Awakening... Almost.

So I almost had a nice little rude awakening today. Even though I'm just a small-fry little lowly personal drug consumer, I thought for sure they were after me today. See... I was outside taking a couple puffs on the vape pen this morning when I started to hear some sirens in the neighborhood, and it sounded like they were blocking off the intersections. Okay... I've seen American Gangster. I know how Richie got Frank. My heart started to beat a little bit. Then I hear bloodhounds. My heart sank. They were setting up for a raid and they were coming after me, I just knew it. The dogs and the sirens started to get closer, coming further into my neighborhood, penetrating my sanctity. It was worse than a raid. It was a manhunt, they were cordoning off blocks getting tighter and tighter and they were circling around my particular block. I take that as my cue to turn around to head inside, and then, that one moment you see when you watch COPS, that instant the dude's heart rips in half when the police are surrounding him and they're screaming "GET ON THE GROUND!!!" That glorious, wonderful moment. They got the guy. Turns out there had been a wanted fugitive in the area and he ran when they pulled his car over.


Comments


[67 Points] None:

when i read

vape pen

i knew I was in for a good time


[33 Points] None:

You heard the bloodhounds...

Are you sure bout that?

Because this sounds suspiciously like a TIFU ssort of post. Utter nonsense written by an autistic budding author

But...if you say you heard bloodhounds miles away like in the movies who am I to say anything , well done for living another day


[15 Points] hdheuud:

Are you sure there wasn't tweak in that vape pen?


[10 Points] fobfromgermany:

Stop buying amphetamines, you're a little paranoid ;)


[8 Points] None:

My heart sinks a bit pretty much anytime I see the cops. Even if I haven't done anything recently. I've never found having cops nearby to bring about anything good.

I would have been freaking out in your position.


[9 Points] reekleek:

Reminds me of the time the mail man rang my doorbell, i knew it was going to be a cd because like what mail man rings doorbells ????


[6 Points] cactuzxx:

lol u hear sirens and bug out, nice. Try living in london


[6 Points] 1percentof1:

This comment has been overwritten.


[1 Points] don_crackavelli:

Had a cop and ambulance team outside my condo today, scared me shitless.


[1 Points] __Grammar__Nazi__:

That was awesome. I'm blitzed right now and that was awesome to read. O_O


[1 Points] TripAddict:

Same thing happend to my ex-drop off. We were taking a walk smoking new bud we got the other day and then same thing happened. Looking for some guy (of course we thought it was drop off guy) and then it was actually the guy who lived next to drop off guy. Thankfully. In celebration we smoked more ;)

Stay safe out there man


[1 Points] illpoet:

a similiar situation had happened to me in the mid 90's. My friend had just brought some dank up from florida and we pulled a few tubes. as soon as we were finished the house becomes surrounded by police cars with sirens blaring lights flashing! turns out the neighbors had a dryer catch on fire. I found that out the next day after i had completely shit my pants.