ufgod's BTC Giveaway

DRAWING HAS OCCURRED!! RESULTS HERE

0.25 BTC GIVEAWAY

Winner will be announced in new thread

I recently found a old wallet of mine that had a fair amount of BTC in it.

I'll be giving away 0.25 BTC in this contest.

Legal statement for Reddit admins: The award money from this contest is not to be used in any illegal manner whatsoever.

Winners will be randomly chosen using the Reddit raffle script or whatever the hell its called.

Best of luck everyone.

DRAWING HAS OCCURRED!! RESULTS HERE


Comments


[12 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

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[11 Points] willbeforeveryours:

No dealer? No dilemma. DarkNetMarkets - drugs delivered to your doorstep.

look mom i can alliterate


[8 Points] This_Isa_throw_away:

I made this account after I saw your post. If I win I will do sex with your mither


[8 Points] Droppin__6s:

Girl- "Why don't you look at me during?.." ufgod- staring at BTC wallet


[7 Points] maxokreamthedream:

She may be a 4 in the face but she's a 10 in the asophogus.


[7 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

MURDERHOMELESSPEOPLE


[7 Points] gritty_city:

If at first you don't succeed....boof the evidence.


[6 Points] None:

Only 0.25? you greedy fuck ...

Nah jk i wouldnt give away shit myself, please let me win tho


[9 Points] Jackuri:

Wubalubabdub! Hope i win this shit


[4 Points] TheEighthFalseKing:

I boof two points in the morning,

I boof two points at night.

I boof two points in the afternoon,

It makes me feel alright.

I boof two points in time of peace,

And two in time of war.

I boof two points before I boof two points,

And then I boof two more.


[6 Points] codylee97:

Some witty catchphrase


[3 Points] SlickStyle:

Did I do that?


[4 Points] LucyGoosey783:

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.


[2 Points] Dirt1410:

If she's 12, I'm 12.


[4 Points] aldeaga:

I like my women the way I like my whiskey, 16 years old and mixed up with coke


[1 Points] None:

[deleted]


[3 Points] SpectrumX:

Live by the W's. (Weed and women)


[3 Points] fakekingraven:

"Harm reduction" aka doing the max you can safely


[3 Points] desireco:

Send me your money! (Suicidal Tendencies)


[3 Points] tdd477:

Give me the money this is a stickup


[3 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Buy used panties on Craigslist or die°!°


[2 Points] -thuggy:

i will store and not spend my .25 btc till its worth a million bucks.


[2 Points] disasterline:

Scrubbing bubbles do the scrubbin so you don't have tooooooo!


[2 Points] TranniesMakeMeCum:

I came here for the trannies and drugs, and I'm all out of drugs


[2 Points] extra_ecclesiam:

My mate met a girl. Said, "I'm head over heels." I said, "You're supposed to be head over heels."


[2 Points] lmakeltraln:

do or do not, there is no try


[2 Points] BoutToPullUpOnYa:

Bag of dicks


[2 Points] Methrowaway51:

Lick lick lick my balls!


[2 Points] Tswee911:

What's good homie?


[2 Points] xX_Justin_Xx:

What comes around, goes around.


[2 Points] buffalotimes8:

Witty catchphrase


[2 Points] MgpTasteAlilFunny:

i was gonna try to come up with something but i dont think ill past these corny drug hungry fiens


[2 Points] None:

Act like you belong.


[2 Points] None:

I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore tinheed


[2 Points] Whatsthesourcefor:

Money don't make you, you make money


[2 Points] wtfshroomy:

hey the lemme get a bit of the coin will ya? hehehe 😏


[2 Points] ididw0t1:

this is catchy enough for a quarter .


[2 Points] Droppin__6s:

Money, making people do anything since idk when.


[2 Points] agorathrow8080:

Get off my lawn kid, i was buying exstacy from super trips when btc was 6$ a coin, and .25btc was almost an actual quater.

If you change your mind it would be awesome to have an angel donor with those .25 for all those idiots that short themselves 3$ lol

Good luck and awesome find


[2 Points] Nastyboyjuan:

Kangaroos can't hop backwards


[2 Points] timetoreview:

keep your water in your asshole


[2 Points] perisnek:

In homage to /u/demampcampvolume1 cum rag from your other post.

How are these shitposts ok but I post a pic of my cum rag after 10 months and urge people not to use meth and jerk off and It gets deleted

I like my women how I like my cum rags. Dirty, 10 months old, and filled with cum.


[1 Points] JelloCreationist:

You got any pics fam

Edit: fresh accounts shouldn't count.


[1 Points] Jayden710:

I don't snort cocaine, I just like the way it smells.


[1 Points] stabBarbie:

My recent comment

I've upgraded my nose glasses to nose glasses + moustache. Come at me bruh


[1 Points] koopa-dude:

I’m all about equality. If women want equal rights, they’re gonna also have to catch these equal lefts.


[1 Points] MyAuraIsViolet:

DarknetMarkets- We lit over here

/r/FellowKids/


[1 Points] UNomimalone:

Lucy in the sky with hymens

Edit: wait did you say titty comment? https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sKb4


[1 Points] None:

fuck you


[1 Points] asmallpigeon:

why is everyone hyped about a $0.25 giveaway


[1 Points] blakeitrain:

Boof it or be square


[1 Points] NicoleLoves:

Thanks Obama!!!


[1 Points] straightcompton123:

What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a ufgod? What's a ufgod to a nonbeliever who don't believe in anything.


[1 Points] stillshook:

It's mine, I will wash it as fast as I want.


[1 Points] Dr_Dick_moranis:

Honey I shrunk the drugs


[1 Points] MindKandy4u:

"I hope one day you choke on the shit you talk"

"You inspire my inner serial killer"

"Keep your head high and your middle finger higher"


[1 Points] None:

[removed]


[1 Points] Throw_me_away32:

DEND SRUGS!


[1 Points] ididw0t1:

Sin 90 times and get caught only 45 times .

All because .

Sin 90 = cot 45


[1 Points] None:

[removed]


[1 Points] penismith:

Sand from the mutha fuckin beach


[1 Points] blacksheepk:

Money can't buy happiness, but buying drugs certainly will


[1 Points] eduncan911:

That time has passed.


[1 Points] SocialParasite84:

That's the crescendo riiiight? Gangsta talk for 0.25 dimes in btc, riiiight?


[1 Points] Leff_hook:

I'm too dumb to think of a catchphrase and I think using an already existing one would be shit.

Either way, good on you man. This community needs more good dudes like you. Way to go.


[1 Points] DICK_WRENCH:

I can hear the xannies calling.


[1 Points] PDmoney:

DNMs: The land of the free, and the home of the brave.


[1 Points] DopeBoyDick:

Darkest markets - home of trannies, wannabe kingpins, and the meanest of keyboard warriors. Oh and can't forget the baaaaarrrrtaaaedssbsj


[1 Points] MindKandy4u:

"Mirrors don't lie & lucky for you they don't laugh"


[1 Points] uh_uh_dontdoit:

American by Birth. Rebel by Choice.


[1 Points] lingyai:

No one knows where the old folks go.


[1 Points] Throwbeasts:

Drugs, a man's best friend


[1 Points] penismith:

Wear sunscreen.


[1 Points] None:

10 1's are better than 1 10 . Talking about women of course


[1 Points] frogdudexd:

pussy magnet


[1 Points] ChaosEternity:

Are you on your knees, trying to get some trees? Back hurting like you've been stung by bees? Don't cry , don't whine, don't make a fuss Just go to the dark web , like the rest of us.


[1 Points] ExTRU:

wow this roleplaying sub has come a long way


[1 Points] TreBurichet:

Never sober, never hung over. 0.25btc would help with that


[1 Points] 420smokekushh:

Thank you for your support of the miso poor fund


[1 Points] Border248:

"If Donald Trump can be president, you can do anything." Don't let your memes be dreams gentlemen.


[1 Points] buddha_in_the_rain:

A fool thinks he is wise, but a wise man knows to use TOR.


[1 Points] MindKandy4u:

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person, so I can get a better girlfriend


[1 Points] Tswee911:

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"-Forest Humps


[1 Points] deep_touch:

I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants


[1 Points] Wizardinthesheets:

I'll do unincentivized reviews


[1 Points] XanthonyBourdain:

boof it ni🅱️🅱️a


[1 Points] DecryptedTruth:

I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high

Now I'm jacking off and I know why

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high


[1 Points] IHaveDrainBamage:

Sometimes you just have to put stuff up your nose


[1 Points] bigbawlzxm:

Worst case Ontario, we all go to jail


[1 Points] None:

Tickle me pickle :)


[1 Points] guacamolly1:

Lisa needs braces.


[1 Points] None:

I haven't jacked off once this year yet


[1 Points] gsmith22:

I'm just here so I don't get fined....just kidding here for the BTC


[1 Points] Tyrus1214:

I don't do drugs, drugs do me


[1 Points] Blacksheep321:

Dont forget to bring a towel


[1 Points] larka85:

If you try to shoot your friend in the foot the bullet will just ricochet and hit your face instead.


[1 Points] StealthySally:

"A procrastinators work is never done." - thought provoking sign in the strip center next to me.


[1 Points] ayylmaoamirite:

Below with some witty catchphrase.


[1 Points] None:

fuck everything 2017


[1 Points] plurskeleton:

┏┓ in

┃┃╱╲ this

┃╱╱╲╲ house

╱╱╭╮╲╲ we

▔▏┗┛▕▔ stan

╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

     ufgod

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔


[1 Points] koolbus:

I used to be an adventure like you, until I took arrow to the knee


[1 Points] drpnit:

the X makes me feel sexy and the sex makes me feel empty


[1 Points] fishlord115:

Live like there's no tomorrow, cause there isn't one


[1 Points] MindKandy4u:

You don't fuck with da war??


[1 Points] onionland_star:

Hack El Planeta


[1 Points] reverick:

Bang that shit


[1 Points] DmMeTitties:

If at first you don't succeed keep on boofing


[1 Points] VonMiller2018:

Random comment gets randomly selected


[1 Points] Psyched_Shaman:

"Peace, love, and smoke dmt"


[1 Points] Letsdoallthedrugs:

If it doesnt roll let it slide.


[1 Points] ghostfacechillah:

I got 2. Phones.


[1 Points] Fuckmewitha2x4:

I always warn friends I give acid to, "Careful, this is the shit that killed Kennedy."


[1 Points] Wh0D4tN4t10N:

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY


[1 Points] FantomGhostNiggas:

If you boof it, it's free.


[1 Points] wat_in_barnation:

What's a place like you doing in a girl like this


[1 Points] Wh0D4tN4t10N:

Can you reboof a boof that was unboofable to the boofmaster


[1 Points] weepark:

See, you's a, you's a, you's a— BITCH, your hormones prolly switch inside your DNA

Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your DNA

Daddy prolly snitched, heritage inside your DNA.......


[1 Points] LennyKravitzTrousers:

Itty bitty titty


[1 Points] Send_Me_Your_Pokies:

/r/darknetmarkets - your one stop shop for drug-memes


[1 Points] ProbAwesome:

[insert witty catchphrase]


[1 Points] OneAnxiousCat:

The only witty catchphrase that I can think of that makes me chuckle is "Dynomite!".


[1 Points] Arcas0:

Damn Daniel


[1 Points] josemoop:

shit on my dick or blood on my knife

I hope to lucifer that I win


[1 Points] FulltimeSandwich:

It'd be pretty kewl if I won Ps. I like ur face :)


[1 Points] fuckswithdickbutts:

If I boof my girl with my dick, do we both get high?


[1 Points] Anontakesover:

Boof that shit nigga


[1 Points] Altdrugacc:

Eat pingas fuck minges


[1 Points] None:

Yeah nothing illegal


[1 Points] dat__boi69:

Buying from the Netherlands is like buying a car you're gunna get fucked.


[1 Points] tnw28:

If this post wins me btc, I'm donating it to tails.

Cool of you to do a giveaway.


[1 Points] sexwithkfcgodz:

nice try piggy


[1 Points] hyssop_:

With Jews you lose!


[1 Points] hagnalog:

Delicious asshole


[1 Points] qpquestion:

Can i play too


[1 Points] thespareother:

Live moist or dry hard


[1 Points] elloman13:

Pick me :)


[1 Points] freshairr:

Exit scam !


[1 Points] boxingboxes0:

"my name is jeff"


[1 Points] wantedinred:

There is more dick in here than a synthetic pussy convention.


[1 Points] nspectre:

There is no place like this place anywhere near this place, so it must be the place.


[1 Points] dopejester:

Gettin it in


[1 Points] Throughawayup:

I came I saw, I came again


[1 Points] dont_get_pushy:

Gimme dat coin


[1 Points] DoubleBuffered:

Not everything that glitters is gold, but it's still damn beautiful.


[1 Points] PineMeat:

I will donate it to a charity of my choosing. Thank you.


[1 Points] smugyou:

It is pretty obvious, just boof it!


[1 Points] puma7up:

PAC AINT WITTY!!!!


[1 Points] freeusebandodge:

Catch Phrase!


[1 Points] throwawayforsec:

I guess the value at 0.24 BTC.

Oh fuck, this isn't price is right.


[1 Points] afnrncw2:

“I don't do drugs. I am drugs.” ― Salvador Dalí


[1 Points] Brynae:

Please don't do cocaine in the bathroom


[1 Points] Ithinkthereforiam69:

There comes a time when there is a time and that time is now...


[1 Points] Stickyfishsticks69:

Suck my balls


[1 Points] DNMstufforwhat:

Suck dick lick the head and all.


[1 Points] lazerflipper:

Gimme that dough boi


[1 Points] pathisdead:

DNM- Drugs and thugs for those who need hugs.


[1 Points] Vintav:

Let's get loose


[1 Points] Phagoo:

Will activate Segwit, if I win.


[1 Points] dnelf:

throwing in my hat!


[1 Points] SylviaNorth:

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.


[1 Points] Triaman:

I'll be back


[1 Points] PoisonKitchenette:

Here's hoping RNGesus will bless me with a windfall.


[1 Points] DMT_Dabber:

insert any Terence McKenna quote


[1 Points] ayt1ner:

Aaaaaaaayyyyy


[1 Points] steelersfan007:

holy cow


[1 Points] dmdaffy:

Towelie you are the worst character ever.


[1 Points] phantomfakeids:

I may be easy, but I ain't sleazy.


[1 Points] issa_dnm_throw:

All hat and now cowboy, what a shame.


[1 Points] Wheredmydickgo:

You're the only person who can say anything about "myself".


[1 Points] TheSuperMarket:

I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!


[1 Points] jackdavidmoody:

You're a wizard Harry!

Accio Bitcoin

Pls


[1 Points] C0n0r123:

May the odds be forever in my favour


[1 Points] pnchdrnk:

It don't count as a fist till you're in past your wrist


[1 Points] Anderloy:

Life comes down to a few moments, this is one of them.


[1 Points] The_1982_hydro:

Maximum effort!

(Only catchphrase that popped into my poor, addled brain.)


[1 Points] ArrogantOwl:

Thank you.


[1 Points] ksleezy33:

My mom told me to go play by the neighborhood corner, but got mad when I came back with a wife beater and dime bags. All up hill from there.


[1 Points] StopAt5:

"If you do drugs you're a hippy, and hippies suck."


[1 Points] KrowBarKiller:

The wittiest of catchphrases.


[1 Points] pallmall87:

It's no life this, I'll bring you back soon booze


[1 Points] fsn_revr:

Get ready cuz here I cum ;)


[1 Points] youtakesally:

"See you all then."


[1 Points] Fugduhfacts:

You like nachos? They're in it!


[1 Points] AndroidHelp:

If I can't blow powdered cocaine up your ass then you're not worth my time.


[1 Points] fractaldusthcl:

I slipped and it just fell right in I swear!


[1 Points] headsORtails-tails:

price will crash by then


[1 Points] headsORtails-tails:

price will crash by then


[1 Points] specialkey92:

Boss, Can I have da bitcoin plz


[1 Points] snoop23456:

I am a real American fight for the rights of everyman


[1 Points] None:

Theyyy call me Mr Whiskers


[1 Points] HaiCopper:

not everything you can boof is something worth boofing


[1 Points] redditisntworthit:

You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man? No. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. Oh, yeah? You only got one penii? Let me see it.


[1 Points] Push_dem:

Took like, a few bars hope I don't regret this comment.


[1 Points] fmerz:

Did you hear about that guy who overdosed by snorting too much curry powder?

I heard he went into a korma


[1 Points] Gyanabol:

might as well give it a go


[1 Points] None:

If you wish to be a writer, write


[1 Points] N-ve:

I see what you did here.


[1 Points] Bar-tardBarry:

Pouring, Panda, Porridge on the back door' don't slip on the Floor, killing Pandas for More is such-a chore!


[1 Points] hhayn:

OMG! Does ne1 no how much that is in ETH???


[1 Points] AnEvilKangaroo:

"it's gonna be legen — wait for it — dary"


[1 Points] justforreviews:

Just The Way The Mustard Dribbles


[1 Points] DonnyTheSasquatch:

My last name is Black, so others at work decided I should remind my customers that once you go Black, you never go back.


[1 Points] NecroticRancor:

Give a larbage, clean out your garbage


[1 Points] L-Bread:

Imagine the panadol i could get with this...endless


[1 Points] plptm:

they call me mr. wonderful


[1 Points] BestSmokerEU:

Until the kid grows another 3 inches. Then he's got no more reason to buy coke.


[1 Points] pootnodle:

Make it rain on my naked body with bitcoin


[1 Points] YouShallNotRape:

Dormammu, I've come to bargain


[1 Points] MrSaturnAnswers:

He who farts in church sits in his own pee-yew


[1 Points] iTooEnjoyDrugs:

Anal


[1 Points] DanshiSama:

For the love of SegWit, let me win~


[1 Points] Gamidrugs221:

"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV." NOW GIVE ME SOME BTC


[1 Points] WaxDaddy:

Will work for BTC


[1 Points] oscaroo:

Yippee kiy yay moyherfucker.


[1 Points] eveofwar518:

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


[1 Points] DualScorch:

First i bang the drum then i bang your mum, or something like that good luck everyone


[1 Points] ILike_money:

I_Like_money!!!


[1 Points] Ad_For_Nike:

.


[1 Points] allismokeisls:

Ill lick ya balls if I win


[1 Points] RighteousManDnm:

Better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it.

Better out than in I always say -Shrek


[1 Points] GreenBeanGuy:

Fuck bitches drink milk!


[1 Points] sirlenni:

Consider me entered


[1 Points] shillface:

Gotta be in it to win it motherfuckers.


[1 Points] 0ni0n3at3r:

I don't do drugs officer. I swear on my drugs.


[1 Points] kamaplaty:

can't conTROL THE Horny level


[1 Points] FloralCity:

The Poopy butt did the poo butt


[1 Points] Nesdurial:

probably should have used a throwaway whoops.


[1 Points] happygolucky85:

The dude will abide.


[1 Points] None:

I wonder how many of these accounts were just made lol.


[1 Points] CognitiveDissident7:

I came here to chew bubblegum and win bitcoin... And I'm all out of bubblegum.


[1 Points] bublca:

Gonna boof this shit ;)


[1 Points] Beebeeseebee:

I don't deserve this giveaway, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.


[1 Points] DabbyRosin:

Get shwifty


[1 Points] dahmunk:

HODL!


[1 Points] brucejennardnm:

Never trust a man with no visible vices


[1 Points] loved_rugs:

Hope that quarter btc will get me more than a quarter pounder !


[1 Points] dxmdamt:

below with some witty catchphrase.


[1 Points] AB_NotFBI:

witty catchprase


[1 Points] fpu4eva:

Its not the red market if its consensual


[1 Points] Tru5ty:

The man that knows something knows that he knows nothing at all.


[1 Points] Xanny_granny:

Life comes down it a handful of moments and this is one btc to me OR the TOR project no lie I wouldn't give it all to them but maybe half


[1 Points] revcback:

Wome Sitty Patchchrase

idk lol

Thanks for the giveaway! <3


[1 Points] simplemindedslut:

Hacks4crack is the truth people


[1 Points] JMANNO33O:

Doubling all BTC! Just send .25 BTC to me and I'll double it and give you .50 BTC back!


[1 Points] throwawayG7322:

Racist comment (oh please let me win)


[1 Points] None:

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes, but set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


[1 Points] None:

All hat and no cowboy


[1 Points] None:

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.


[1 Points] takem2the_afterparty:

I need drugs for the afterparties


[1 Points] iLoveRDMeth:

I'm always Speeding through life's highways


[1 Points] Savage_Ozzcer:

£20 is £20 doesn't matter how you get it


[1 Points] gunboatbaker:

DANGER is real,FEAR is an option.


[1 Points] f6UmBpI1DQxK:

r/darknetmarkets is the healthier, nutritionally balanced way to fracture your mind.


[1 Points] Dartrox:

Posting and toasting


[1 Points] BrianEno_BBMC:

Big, if true


[1 Points] linuxbroken9999:

A whistling woman and a crowing hen are neither fit for God nor for men


[1 Points] LikeToSwang:

Push them 🅱️RickS nigga


[1 Points] DerkNatMerkats:

Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets


[1 Points] tryptamin3:

Everyday we LIT


[1 Points] _Jamesy:

Hi What is good BTC wallet you would recommend? :)


[1 Points] BongHitSquad:

That's a gold hat cool cat


[1 Points] seasport100:

When life gives you lemons, take dank drugs instead.


[1 Points] ilovetendies:

Gimmie gimmie


[1 Points] -IOfTheStorm-:

Fuck you


[1 Points] hecesconsangre:

Push them bricks, nigga


[1 Points] Throway19e839eo:

If you can't earn it, win it!


[1 Points] tintin42o:

Get shwifty


[1 Points] FecalPostingNutsack:

That's my squirrel, but those ain't my nuts.


[1 Points] FecalPostingNutsack:

Lost as last year's Easter Eggs.


[1 Points] DJPandamonium:

Graaaaaass tastes bad.


[1 Points] hexadcml:

Graaaas tastes bad


[1 Points] mp765:

Giggity


[1 Points] queenofspain:

deposit not working


[1 Points] SnakeofWater:

Rub a dub dub, boof drugs in a tub.


[1 Points] Theowaway1222222222:

Crack heads can be your best friends if you give them a banana two potatos and RON PAUL


[1 Points] Theowaway1222222222:

Crack heads can be your best friends if you give them a banana two potatos and RON PAUL


[1 Points] monaquaregia:

It's been good


[1 Points] Poiroi:

If you can survive having your sphincter caved in, you can survive anything!


[1 Points] None:

I need the moneys it's hard out in the skreetz.


[1 Points] wreck5tep:

Some not so witty catchphrase


[1 Points] ___-----------------:

He who laughs last, didn't get it.


[1 Points] Tephines:

below with some witty catchphrase.


[1 Points] drlasr:

If I win I will buy whatever drug the subreddit wants me to buy and give er a try.


[1 Points] benint:

The cake was a lie.


[1 Points] LongHairBri:

I'll play, thanks


[1 Points] ATHP:

Never change a running system, unless it's a hamster of course.


[1 Points] MedusaSci:

Tree fiddy


[1 Points] A_Meager_Beaver:

Save dat money!


[1 Points] None:

Percocet, Molly, Percocet!

Or rather since I'm British: Paramol, Mandy, Paramol!


[1 Points] eddybassmaster:

kay poko stank stank? The twisty ones, they rind em


[1 Points] rebernovem5:

I would use this money to get my penis enlarged


[1 Points] doghash:

The key to witty catchphrases is being able to hide your sources.


[1 Points] OrangeNinja22:

Push them bits nigga


[1 Points] Jethro23:

Another shit post ;)


[1 Points] toke-in-all:

I hope I win so that I can boof in the loo instead of designated boofing streets.

P.S:- Am Indian.


[1 Points] My6thRedditusername:

i would very much like for you to give me some money


[1 Points] pingobingodingo:

I watch donald pee


[1 Points] MrGrief:

If it smells like the sea, only use your P.


[1 Points] foxydoorknob:

Child labor laws are ruining this country


[1 Points] zMasTerCrash:

I need this money to buy fentnayl and eggs


[1 Points] Al-ze:

Some witty catchphrase


[1 Points] earthmoonsun:

We'll be bonded through sin.


[1 Points] Harlots_hello:

Free your mind and your ass will follow.


[1 Points] reconrose:

Might need rehab but to me that shit pussy


[1 Points] addude789:

Eat a dick dumb Shiiiiittssss!


[1 Points] mintrolling:

If at first you don't succeed, pay somebody to do it for you.


[1 Points] _Dreadz:

hither in the shitter till shes a quiter


[1 Points] psychedelya:

Sometimes I remember the old days where I swore I'd never touch a drug. Now it's more like, I probably wouldn't shoot up heroin.


[1 Points] cptbass:

I'm down for some btc fun, let's do this OP.


[1 Points] pablososahernandez:

I like to boof it boof it boof it


[1 Points] BoredScrollAddict:

Can beat em join em I guess


[1 Points] bloomingdales11:

FISTING A POODLE

SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH

GAPING POODLE ASS


[1 Points] intothestarz:

some witty catchphrase


[1 Points] kmoran3001:

Wubba lubba dub dub!!


[1 Points] SwiftPsykotik:

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the boof.


[1 Points] Take_me_on_a_trip:

Dynomite!


[1 Points] None:

Gimme da cheese


[1 Points] FlunkyJunky:

HEY, Do ya shit with that ass? ;)


[1 Points] bvic01:

this money WILL NOT be used to buy drugs...... you know... in case anyone was wondering


[1 Points] Crack_Rocks69:

I'd use the winnings to buy a monster condom for my magnum dong


[1 Points] PS420Ninja:

To each their own or what ever floats your boat.


[1 Points] thats_toobad:

Silk road 3.0: The original BTC giveaway


[1 Points] paocomel:

boomshakalaka


[1 Points] thehumanfaucet:

COMPLIENCE WITH TYRANNY IS TREASON RUN GUNS , SELL DRUGS BE LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON . COMPLIENCE WITH TYRANNY IS TREASON RUN GUNS , SELL DRUGS BE LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON


[1 Points] madeusch:

Boof that jenkem my nibbas


[1 Points] meowseeker:

Im a female on the internet therefore I must win!


[1 Points] ABottleofRanch:

I infuse my ranch with LSD


[1 Points] FraterP:

There are some things money just cant buy, for everything else, Use Bitcoin.


[1 Points] J33ZY:

Kitten Mittens: you'll be smitten!


[1 Points] DEA_must_die77:

I love my swwwamp?


[1 Points] FetusPooper:

Burn lawyer, hire Belize, move to house.


[1 Points] vagrantmigrant:

Some witty catchphrase


[1 Points] laneistheboss:

rigity wrecced


[1 Points] Jakob312:

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy


[1 Points] PhoniesEverywhere:

Roses are red

Weed is green

Nothing illegal?

Well I'm not too keen


[1 Points] hempires:

l-l-l-lick my balls!


[1 Points] DJ_Nade:

Thanks for da giveaway


[1 Points] luchador_84:

If I had 0.25 BTC for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.


[1 Points] digfrmchi:

change is good but dollars are better


[1 Points] dnwhat:

I'm not a junkie, now come over here and help me find a vein.


[1 Points] Bdealin:

He's wired in


[1 Points] yzyyzywhtsgood:

push those bricks nigga


[1 Points] Multer:

Why should I act as if I have 9 inch cock if I have 12 inch cock?


[1 Points] Creedence101:

I like my weed loud and my music louder.


[1 Points] VenemousViLLian:

Annnnnd thats how the news goes!


[1 Points] UKChemical:

SHOW ME THE MONEY


[1 Points] Triad_trees:

Sometimes you gotta bang a 3 to appreciate an 8.


[1 Points] CloudDrop:

I wonder how much combined time people in this thread spent to think of their catchphrases!


[1 Points] derossi33:

Hey, Hey, Hey, It's Fat Albert


[1 Points] peetie779:

I'm so broke this ain't a joke


[1 Points] Crowfeather1999:

Bustin makes me feel good

Bustin makes me feel good

Bustin makes me feel good

Bustin makes me feel good

Bustin makes me feel good


[1 Points] zxzMASTaaazxz:

If this isn't a reason to stop lurking.


[1 Points] None:

Witty catchprase


[1 Points] Trance_Man:

I'll see you all... for one last LSDance... on the TRANCEFLOOR


[1 Points] Trance_Man:

It is also the trance mans birthday tomorrow


[1 Points] nothisper:

Drug memes and fellows fiends! r/darknetmarkets is but a dream!


[1 Points] Peekywhop2:

Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?


[1 Points] awkwardhippy:

What is 0.25 BTC? Nevermind I'll take it, when it comes my way.


[1 Points] theshadowfax:

I'm your huckleberry


[1 Points] The_Damp_Towel:

I pick things up and put them down


[1 Points] tor_drugs_dnm-:

i finessed ur bitch


[1 Points] tor_drugs_dnm-:

Some witty catchphrase


[1 Points] None:

I hope only accounts with some age to them can win


[1 Points] tor_drugs_dnm-:

I hope i get picked because I'm gonna spend all the money on FLAVORED CONDOMS for my DICK


[1 Points] kksplainder:

Hey y'all mind if i wile out?


[1 Points] tor_drugs_dnm-:

giving away money? how stupid are you lmao hahahahhhahahha

jk thank you


[1 Points] soeasygg:

Don't let your mouth get you into something that your ass can't handle. ...


[1 Points] tor_drugs_dnm-:

didn't put a limit on number of times someone can comment i guess..


[1 Points] dnm_acc:

GRASSSSS... tastes bad!

love me some Rick and Morty.


[1 Points] TheSorryFeller:

If the age is on the clock, it can get the cock.


[1 Points] smol_asian_human:

Im walkin here


[1 Points] defterade:

Have a tune instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYPYAMxviw


[1 Points] Mawrawr:

in the kitchen, yams everywhere


[1 Points] xxRyan:

boof your iphone


[1 Points] paperthintrash:

JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS.

Srsly, this is so cool of you.


[1 Points] cosekantphi:

Light up my life!


[1 Points] Cacophonous_Silence:

Get shwifty! Get shwifty in here! Drop your pants. Shit on the floor, get shwifty!


[1 Points] boofthemtonsilstones:

I'm Mr. bulldops


[1 Points] None:

i only want the money to conduct legal transactions i swear


[1 Points] duffmanohhhyea:

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!!!


[1 Points] Throawonka:

Rose are dead...life is a lie ....boof all your drugs...am I die?


[1 Points] hoppinga:

The squeaky pickle gets the grease


[1 Points] MobBarin:

.25/9. Wow. Just wow.


[1 Points] revolvingmonk:

Legit I'd probably buy a new video card if I won so...

"spins wheel BIG CRYPTOCURRENCY! BIG CRYPTOCURRENCY!"


[1 Points] IssaKnife2121:

Ufgod, Lets do coke and fuck white bitches


[1 Points] WhereIsMyLunch:

"Am I being scammed?!?!?..."


[1 Points] scmoneyman415:

A couple lines of codiene a couple lines of cocaine


[1 Points] potaloma:

The reason why we're all here is because of drugs. We all know drugs lead to happiness. Happiness gives us a reason to live, to love, to smile. Drugs = love


[1 Points] Sopppa:

Drink your drugs, don't do school, and go to milk


[1 Points] mdmaismyonlyfriend:

Meth, maybe once or twice.


[1 Points] Immaloner:

ZOMG!! A raffle?? That surely means AB is about to exit scam!