how do i do this without getting bankers attention?
EDIT: I found someone on localbitcoins willing to meet in person to send me bitcoin then I give him cash. He has 100% positive feedback with 150+ transactions. So I guess that's how I'll get em. Thank you all for your responses.
localbitcoins cash deposit to a variety of local banks from a variety of sellers (or in person, if there is anyone selling near you).