Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[3 Points] bigbihighguy:

Anybody know of any domestic (usa) heroin #4 vendors that ship express. I apologize if this type of question is not allowed.


[2 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Did the mods change "Vendor Complaint NP" to "Vendor Complaint Accusation" because of me?


[2 Points] DNMTA11:

I often see "DD" in feedbacks, preceded by a number and followed by a country. This means Delivery Days, yes? Same as Business Day?


[2 Points] RyanPopacap:

whats escrow? edit: and whats FE?


[2 Points] None:

Why do people hate alphabay?


[1 Points] PapayasGalore:

Where can I get a DHL invite?


[1 Points] xsethatron3000x:

This sounds moronic. But what does GG stand for? I've heard great things about this vendor, but I don't know the full name of them to find and buy off of because everyone only uses GG.


[1 Points] ToShowWithWords:

Why is ghb listed under "dissociative" on every market? IT'S NOT A DISSOCIATIVE. It's not an NMDA antagonist at all. Furthermore how is talking about a vendors stealth compromising that vendor at all? LE could get every detail about any vendor by placing a small order and we've even seen cases where this happened when they were going after big fish like area51


[1 Points] Universityqualms:

How dangerous is USA -> Canada shipping? I'd obviously prefer staying domestic but say there was a sick deal I don't imagine there is much heat between the too.


[1 Points] None:

How does one get started with dnm?


[1 Points] Sn00pCatt:

How often do people get caught as buyers domestically if ordering from well reviewed vendors on quanities that aren't for resale? I would assume priority mail to get across country in 3 days wouldn't have much time to be inspected too throughly with the volume of packages.


[1 Points] iamunlimited:

So I ordered the purple strain however my weed is still mostly green. Did I get scammed?


[1 Points] Parannoyed13:

What stops LE from ordering a pound of weed then checking surveillance footage at the post office and arresting the vendor/flipping the courier?


[1 Points] chickychickypooppoop:

what countries is it safe to order from into the US right now? Are there any? I used to get the occassional pack from europe back in SR1 and 2 days but lately it seems like way too sketchy. It sucks tho cuz im tryna score some cheap k and amp :(


[1 Points] None:

I'm guessing the "AB" or alphabay forums that are so frequently mentioned in this sub is not on the clearnet?