Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[7 Points] 45QW65yrt3dsf:

I keep clicking random links on the internet for dnm but I never receive my orders. Should I make 50 posts about how every market and every vendor is obviously colluding to scam me?


[4 Points] sharkbetfarkets:

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?


[3 Points] Pupperino420:

[Serious] If you have done zero DNM since AlphaBay died, and wanted to start looking again, which marketplace would you recommend using? I've heard a lot of shit about different markets having been breached, so what have you had good results with?


[3 Points] dnm_throw1212:

where is SSB or a reseller of his at?

Any other good speed vendors that ship safely to USA?


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Why you mind control me bro???


[1 Points] None:

woke up to moody: who goin' die today?


[1 Points] bearlakeburton:

looking to get LSD where to start I'm guessing - get Tor - get some bit coin - buy drugs that all I know


[1 Points] Sluggy_Toe:

Are there access to third party buyers for ppl who don't have the access or capabilities for darknet and Bitcoin?


[1 Points] tyharding2:

Why isn't the sourcery onion working for me?


[1 Points] TheBaltimoreRats:

I've been out of the loop for a couple months, WTF happened, none of the marketplaces on the Superlist are the same??