General Information| Details
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Vendor requires FE?
| No
Price before shipping:
| $50
Shipping cost
:| $7.50
Vendor Name:
| GreenLeafLabs
Marketplace:
| AlphaBay
Products reviewed:
| "14g Alcapulco Gold - Low Grade Budget Weed"
International Shipping?
| No
Pictures:
| Couldn't get imgur to upload them using Tor browser on Tails.
Customer Service | Description |
---|---|
[x]+5 |
Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good - Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad - Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality | Description |
---|---|
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[x]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing: | Description |
---|---|
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value | Description |
---|---|
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
OPSEC/Logistics | Description |
---|---|
[ ]+1 |
Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal |
[x]+2 |
Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal |
[x]+1 |
Mylar and Visual Barrier |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy Utilized |
[x]+1 |
Proper NETSEC/PGP |
TOTAL: 88% / 100%
Summary/Narrative: So, I went to buy my usual OG Kush trim from GLL, but to my dismay, it wasn't being offered at the time. I was disappointed but soon saw this 14g Alcapulco Gold listing and the word "budget" caught my eye since I'm fucking poor as shit. So I ordered it, and it arrived at my mailbox three days later, but something was shocking. When I opened the mailbox, I had two mother-fucking packages in there. I opened them up, and sure enough, two separate 14g orders. I contacted GLL to explain the whole situation and they were super cool about it and said don't even worry about it. So I got a fucking zip for $57.50. You couldn't wipe the smile off of my face for two days.
The bud is better than I was expecting. It's definitely not super duper fire medical-grade stuff but it gets you stoned just fine. Nice big nugs too, which I was happy to see.
tl;dr - Bought half an O, got twice what I ordered. Vendor said don't even worry about it. I am now very high and very happy.
pics? lovin the username, btw. wanna trade for an obscure doctor who reference with a questionable posting history? :p