know your mailbox man and your lawyers number by heart

thats law


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[12 Points] y_s_l_:

I remember one time I got arrested for not knowing my mailbox man, not the mailman, but the mailbox man. He just hangs out around my building's mailboxes and smokes cigs.


[2 Points] HushUp7:

Cops favorite line: But why do you need a lawyer if you're innocent?


[-1 Points] TheKlonipinKid:

I have a different mail man everyday it seems...

The other day i ordered a pizza and the mail man was standing there(younger lookin like 22 and sounded hood) he was like ill wait i was like what is it wrong postage he was like yea...i was just like bring it tomarrow. Usually its a random female

I never shit my pants like that turned out to be some random envelope thing from "my roommate" ex