So I'm on Koh Samui for a while. Brought plenty of supplies with me ;).
But I was robbed last night... All my money is gone and my card is cancelled - which in turn cancelled my hotel bookings because they were all pre-authorised to my card.
So I have 2 days with nowhere to sleep. A nice motorbike and a lovely stash of drugs. Earlier on I was assessing my situation and realised I am truly fucked. Can't get off the island without a miracle - western union is the only was for me to get cash. But no one I can call to ask. Truly stranded.
So I just took 2 tabs of 150ug of LSD... Could be fun, could be a fucking nightmare.
Will try and keep you guys posted.
Wish me luck.
Update #1: found a private beach and am just looking up at the beautiful night sky.
Update 1.1: do stars normally move around like this...
Update #2: I swear to god there is a motorbike driving across the water in front of me... Edit: it's a boat
Update #3: woah just went of a bit of a journey sorry I didn't keep you updated (see: tripping balls). A beautiful puppy just came and licked my face back into reality so updating while I can remember... 3 hours till sunrise
Update #4: it's all pretty body trippy this one so feeling pretty goddamn amazing
Update #5: a pickup truck full of drunk Thai people have just invaded my shit. They're treating these beautiful women like shit. Go away with your negativity for fuck sake
Update #6: I left the beach and went for a very refreshing (somewhat trippy) ride over the mountains. I have found myself in a very nice hotel lobby... The security guard is asleep and am chilling next to him on a very comfy sofa. He's going to have quite a surprise when he wakes up and sees what's next to him...
UPDATE (the evening after): I woke up at about 9am when all the staff where opening up shop. When I explained to the boss why I was sleeping there (I showed them the police report) they put me in a room for 2 days. Air con, tv, fridge, shower and most importantly somewhere I can keep my stuff safe! Thailand really isn't that bad of you're not acting like a complete drunken cunt. I don't like to drink that much, a cocktail or two is enough for me. Plus I speak a little Thai so that always helps. Slept through the day and have just come out to buy some food. 10 baht for a bunch of 12 bananas and 60 baht for a whole load of fried chicken... Which I shared with some hungry looking dogs. All is good people! And I still have lots of supplies. Stay happy, stay tripping I say. 7 more days of this.... Wish me luck, again!
Side note: it's too dark for any photos but will post what I have in the uh, morning?
FUN FACT: This is only the 2nd time I've done acid, the first was at Heathrow airport departure lounge... About a week ago. I think I made a post at the time...
P.S. I am on mobile with a really shitty connection so I can't read and reply to you all but I will my best, in time.
Thanks for thinking about me to all of you who were concerned ;)
I'm glad I have been an inspiration to some of you ;)
So I added a few pics for those of you that are interested. They're pretty shit, but you askedfor them:
Acid proof:
I've got lots of other pics but they will kill my opsec. Including a picture of 2 massive lizards on my head, which was actually taken by one of the cunts who robbed me!
http://m.imgur.com/N6hztSD
This may be the last image I can take before I can no longer operate my phone....