Had a couple of cheeky lines at 11pm and 12am last night and while the initial 15-20 minutes felt almost like a coke high, warm, talkative with that mild laxative feeling, it completely lacked any euphoria. As a bonus, the remainder of each hour was mongy and not very nice, then the next couple of hours brought the deeply unpleasant signs of a long lasting stimulant, racing heart, anxiety, bruxism and sweats. I couldn't get to sleep until about 4am this morning.
This morning I tested it with marquis reagent which went to pink/red, which suggests amphetamines of some sort. So I've just flushed it away and would like to advise anyone considering ToYouTeam's coke to save their money and just snort whatever is in their medicine cabinet instead, it will probably be a cleaner high.
Merry Christmas you fucking bellends.
Nobody throws 2 grams of coke away after one line, even if its the worst coke in the world. My Mrs would be turning it into crack "just to see if there's any coke in it"
I'm a chemist with tens of thousands of hours of drug manufacturing lab time on the clock, but the first time I saw her with baking soda, a spoon and a Yale key I thought "this chick has spent A LOT of hours cooking crack at some time in her past".
It sounds like you're claiming you had a reagent test to hand, then used it AFTER you took the drug, but BEFORE you flushed it.
I'm just trying to establish a chronological timeline here, so we can shine the torch of rationality on your claims, Mr one-off throwaway. And thus establish if you REALLY think we are fucking bellends who will believe you have no vested interest in trashing the good name of the Team known as "ToYou".
What's your normal Reddit account? Let me guess....you'd prefer not to say, right? Or you use a different throwaway each time you post, then flush them as easily as you flush 2 grams of the most-consistent, longest-established UK coke vendor on the darknet's finest?
I'm not saying I don't believe you, but I think people should show their previous posting history so that we can check for any bias towards a particular vendor, show how experienced they are with a particular drug, and show all of their reviews.
As you can see, I show that I'm a vendor in my name, I'm RedBook of the Brotherhood of British Meth Chemists. the BBMC on Agora, Silk Road 2.0, SheepMarketplace, and "RedBook" on Silk Road. (Which is where I first saw the ToYouTeam's professionalism).
So if I trash the name of a meth vendor or another manufacturer everyone would take it with a pinch of salt.
I don't know if you are aware of this, but there is a professional body for the more-established UK vendors who have shown themselves to be trustworthy rather than scammers, called the British Tor Vendor's Association (BTVA).
An "associate" of the BTVA. for instance, wouldn't expect to pay a vendor bond on a new marketplace, because they bring a couple of coachloads of their customers with them. And they are good, experienced customers with their pockets full of bitcoin. Once a marketplace has two or tree associate BTVA members selling their sativas or MDMA on their site, the bitcoin starts to flow (from the UK, at least), and their admins can put their feet up. Other UK vendors then pay their upgrade fee because they see a competitor and loads of domestic customers on the new marketplace.
Any decent vendor can be a BTVA associate. They need to have been trading for a certain time with a certain number of sales, behave like a shop rather than a dealer, and BRING PRODUCT IN TO THE MARKETS. (in other words, they DON'T buy drugs from other vendors like a customer, then sell in another country or another DNM as their own- "Drug Shuffling")
Anyway, there are only 3 FULL members of the BTVA, currently, of which the ToYouTeam are the largest. They have voting rights, can approve any associate member and often have to sort out arguments between other vendors. They negotiate on behalf of the BTVA, because they are legends who's customer base has swum with them from market to market to market, through every ripoff and FBI bust. Because they've never let them down.
So......if you didn't know before, you know now. The ToYouTeam is a FULL member of the BTVA, which is like being a "made" man in the mafia, or a high street name like Tesco. or the Marks & Spencers of cocaine. A full member can make a market on their own.
A programmer who just started a Tor marketplace is like Bill & Ted trying to start a rock festival. ToYou is like...er...U2 or someone confirming they will play (or Alice Cooper in Bill & Teds case). Suddenly all the other bands confirm, and you've got yourself a festival. Or a marketplace.
So do I trust the unlikely-sounding events in a review from a throwaway on Christmas day when all of us vendors are bored with nothing to do? Against a full association vendor?
Pull the other one. Its got jingle bellends on it.
Why is it that you coke dealers always talk like that? "See you later Redbook, you weird fucking wankstain" etc
Get out of here