Counterfeit money worth buying?

Not to spend at a real business but on shitty street dealers. I mean you can pay 5-10$ for a $20 and spend it all on drugs. Anyone ever bought any?

Edit: I have a good job and plenty of money. Lol I was asking as more of a discussion I have been wondering since SR1.


Comments


[24 Points] fuckyou322:

The 50% savings you could potentially get on your drugs are not worth the risk of potential hospital bills.

Why not earn honest money by ordering some drugs and flipping them instead?


[25 Points] None:

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[15 Points] Just_another_wut:

Yes i know some people who are offering a 20 dollar bill(they are real stolen from the treasury) for 20.50 lmk if interested.


[13 Points] jrizzyg:

crumple them up and give them to the retards working night shift at tacobell


[10 Points] playitsafley:

I used it at a big hardware store chain that was about an hour away from my house. I bought a nice kitchen sink. Then I went to a different store of the same chain about an hour away and returned it. If they say anything you act like you didn't know and that you know where you got them and you want to bring them back. Practice in front of the mirror a few times. Using it on drug dealers is more risky because you may get shot.


[10 Points] IllegalWeedAccount:

My personal experience of counterfeit currency on the dark web:

1: New vendor with the word "cash" in his name signs up.

2: New vendor makes a fancy post detailing the fancy new bills he is currently producing and how these will be the dog's bollocks; the best on the dark web by miles he says.

3: He gets a few viewers; people wanna see if his shit's for real and a couple of people are like "nope" and i'm normally one of them.

4: He drip feed furnishes his posts over the course of a week with photos of the process and glimpses of the edge of the currency or a close up of the silver strip.

5: Forum noobs start salivating at the thought of all the profit they could make off a bunch of these professional looking notes.

6: Vendor goes dark for like a week and then returns to find his post filled with speculation about his whereabouts and the validity of his heady claims but now he has samples listed. Oh yes. Samples.

7: The sample is unreasonably expensive, it's like free with a fiver delivery. The users flock to buy like 3 samples; they sell out in minutes.

8: Samples arrive promptly; they pass all of the user's tests - beyond their wildest dreams!

(?) At this exact moment, the vendor is in the red; he has given away a portion of his own money and is vulnerable.

9: Three glowing reviews hit the forums; hi res photos of the glorious (and real) money have would-be investors rubbing their hands.

10: Vendor puts up the listing with not one coming in at less than £200 - but it's for £600 worth of fake currency!

11: Vendor offers to take £20 off the list price if you finalise early.

12: Vendor leaves after robbing anyone who FE'd.


[6 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

RIP OP


[6 Points] bobbiggs69:

Just don't mention spending it on a hooker in here. Unless you want to get downvoted to hell and ear raped in the comments.


[5 Points] octomarvel:

Remember when telly from kids n bubbles in the first season of the wire tried that?

Good times.

=)


[4 Points] AmberDingMe:

The first sign of a reasonable quality fake note is the paper - a good counterfeiter will use the same as the official printers do, so the notes feel the same. Any embossing/debossing type printing is also important for this as it will also affect the feel of the note. You might think street dealers wont have the UV scanners etc, but anyone who handles notes regularly will notice immediately if one doesnt feel right...


[3 Points] Devoid_:

If any of it was worth a damn the vendors would spend it themselves


[3 Points] LaSantaMuerteDNM:

your playing with your life if your tring to buy drugs with it .. when i was younger i heard a story about something that happened in my neighborhood . Some crackhead was tring to pass off a 10 dollar bill and got caught , the dealer pulled out his pistol and shot dude in the head behind an old auto zone .. i bet if you ask that dead guy was tiring to pass that 10 worth it .. he or she would say no . But if your going to like mexico or something you can pass off okay 100's no problem .. i know of a guy that goes down to mexico to buy steroids to sell in some gym he does it all the time 25 % fake cash the rest real


[3 Points] None:

I've had people pay me with counterfeits before. They come back a second time and I have homeboy waiting for them to teach them a lesson


[2 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

I have the last of Willy.Clock High Quality counterfeit notes for sale on Alpha. Only a few hundred left take a quick google search read about the operation importing millions into the us with anon hands handling mail etc etc. The bust is pretty interesting to read. None the less take a look at us on Alpha PelicanUSA and grab some willy.clock notes same price he sold them at. I do not partake in passing notes I just wanted to get my hands on them a while back. I do have some good karma left in me.


[2 Points] xSwrvs:

No ones counterfeits look good enough to pass anywhere trust me


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Shitty street dealers? Good way to die.


[1 Points] OpiLuvr:

Best place I'd find to use counterfeits is on buses. Drivers never check and as buses are so cheap you can do quite well, just don't be too greedy doing it multiple times a day or they'll start to check.


[-4 Points] None:

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