Message 1:
Greetings, What is your transit time to Texas? What is your preferred method of communication?
Thank you for your time. REDACTED
The Grand Wizard replies that he is fine with communicating via e-mail but that he only takes bitcoins for transactions.
Message 2:
I require Zolpidem 10MG and Alpraz.
I would prefer it delivered by Friday.
Also I would like samples of your quality product that I will pitch $100 to test in my market - in other words samples of your most profitable product so that we can develop a beneficial situation.
In addition to this I work with the largest logistics company in the world, in the business development center and can create discounts for all shipping requirements.
Please let me know if this arrangement would be possible.
Thank you for your time. REDACTED
The Grand Wizard isn't quite sure how to reply to that one. We might start by noting that Nigerian keyboards finally come with a lowercase function and go from there. But any suggestions from our peanut gallery would be most welcome.
Seriously: does anybody ever fall for shit like this?
Why don't you troll these people ala 419eater?
Bait them on, "oh I would absolutely be interested in such a mutually beneficial shipping arrangement..."
Maybe you don't have the free time like I do.
Oh god I'm so alone.