Update: Pictures should be working!
Hello!
In a previous thread I said I would make an ad here soon, and I think it's about time.
I'm TheBestCannabis, a seasoned USA--->USA vendor of organically grown high quality cannabis.
My primary intention is to be able to get cannabis appropriate for serious medical use out to the patients who don't have access to it, and this is what has motivates me to be a vendor. When I get messages about how much the product has helped people with their life, and in some cases even saved their life, it is incredibly fulfilling for me and everyone else involved.
I take my customer service very seriously. If you are willing to communicate with me, I will always be there for you - typically within minutes instead of hours. If you have any questions, concerns, or expectations you'd like to address before ordering, I would encourage you to do so. The one thing I would like to explicitly mention is that I am not capable of providing the same delivery speed you are used to experiencing with some other domestic vendors. I offer free priority shipping on all orders to help compensate for this. Your order will take 3-7 business days to arrive from the time you place it.
If you've read this far, I think you deserve some bud porn. Here is my current menu, although it is constantly changing as I get new things in:
Purple Kush
Grade: A++
Pictures:
http://postimg.org/gallery/3ts0eq4s/27cdf9c2/
Skywalker Kush [+10% extra on all orders]
Grade: A
Pictures:
http://postimg.org/gallery/23oppmzq/afbad65b/
Lost Coast OG [+10% extra on all orders]
Grade: A-
Pictures:
http://postimg.org/gallery/1qdjlhd2/f83d353c/
Grapefruit Diesel [+25% extra on all orders]
Grade: B-
Pictures:
http://postimg.org/gallery/89z2i8m0/8e2d043d/
Further descriptions for all these are available on any of my market profiles, and a fair amount of information can be found on the clearnet.
Prices: (Escrow/FE discount)
3.5g = $55/$50
7g = $92/$85
14g = $160/$150
28g = $285/$270
56g = $550/$525
I also have BHO (Butane Honey Oil, a cannabis concentrate) in stock in 1g and 3g amounts. This is produced using the small buds, shake, and trim of the same organic strains I carry as flowers. The current batch is only available as a mix of both indica and sativa strains, but it is quite potent and effective for a wide range of ailments. Decarboxylated to about 200 degrees fahrenheit.
3g BHO Pictures: (Price: $142.5/$135) http://postimg.org/gallery/2xvopzcg4/a5476481/
1g BHO Pictures: (Price: $56/$50) http://postimg.org/gallery/9inalpni/cf3cb65a/
I find one of the most effective ways to medicate with BHO is with a vaporizer pen, which is why I am now offering these pens as a combo deal with the BHO for $10 extra.
Here are some pictures of the vape pens and their included accessories: http://postimg.org/gallery/phys0m9w/3e33457c/
In action: http://postimg.org/gallery/6d8orjms/0746176f/
I have always enjoyed the idea of a weed lottery. I think it's a fun thing to do with your spare coins, however the most common system you see on the markets is the equivalent of "give me some money and I'll throw your name in a hat," and as such is very open to manipulation. On the original Silk Road, there was a Ticket # assigned randomly to each order that was able to be utilized as a fair lottery ticket, and I have worked with the Onion Shop admin to recreate this. If you visit my profile on Onion Shop (linked near the end), you will see a variety of lotteries I have available, from 1:4 odds to 1:256 odds, with fair and verifiable odds. Spend as little as 25 cents worth of bitcoin to play, with prizes ranging from 3.5g to 56g.
The last two products I'd like to talk about are my hand rolled joints and cannabis cigars. Despite the health benefits and rising popularity of vaporizers, I think there will always be a special place in the connoisseur's heart for a well rolled smoke. I specialize in the best possible smoking experience, rather than bottom of the bag buds and shake stuffed into a machine and wrapped three times around with paper that is all too common with darknet joints. Until you have smoked a joint rolled with only a single layer of paper, you haven't really smoked a joint. This is a harder feat to accomplish than it seems, and I have never seen any type of rolling machine that is capable of replicating it.
Below are some pictures of my 1.25" organic hemp paper joints, which are rolled to near maximum capacity, with each joint containing at least a full gram of my top shelf buds (strains of your choosing).
http://postimg.org/gallery/9p865b58/bb4e48a7/
And finally, the Cannabis Cigar.
For special occasions, celebrations, and the discerning connoisseur in all of us.
5" long, 3/4" wide, and filled with nearly a quarter ounce of top shelf organic buds.
Rolled with a raw organic hemp paper exterior that weighs less than 0.02g, it is something you have to hold to believe.
Priced currently at $90/$85.
Pictures: (shown next to 1.15g hand-roll and 0.75g machine roll for size reference. The cigar in the photos weighs about 6.5g) http://postimg.org/gallery/2t6hnvfy/3e7686d2/
If you are interested in trying out my services, you can find me on any of the following markets:
Cannabis Road: http://cannabiskofvl7pa.onion/vendor-profile/TheBestCannabis
Agora: http://agorahooawayyfoe.onion/vendor/TheBestCannabis#
Mention you saw this ad on reddit when you place an order and I will include a free bud sample with all bud and joint orders, and a free vape pen with all bho orders.
Is it just me or can't I seen any of these pics?