What do I tell the police?? Help!

YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL THEM SHIT

Cops want to question you? You keep your damn mouth shut. Don't allow them into your house without a warrant. Consult a lawyer immediately. Do NOT answer any questions.

Enough with the stupid threads about "How do I explain xyz to the police?" already!!

edit: take the time to watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik


Comments


[112 Points] s7w7:

Dude....I was about to lose it when I saw this post title. hahaha

"BUT THEY TOLD ME THAT THEY NEW I DID IT!! THEY SAID THEY'D LET ME OFF EASY IF I JUST ADMITTED IT!!"

my favorite one recently: "THE FLAG ON MY MAILBOX WAS UP! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE THEM TO DO A RAID AFTER MARKING ME? SHOULD I BURN THE HOUSE DOWN?"


[59 Points] datdropdoe:

I see the advice "deny, deny, deny" a lot, but this advice is also wrong. You simply don't tell them anything but you want your lawyer.


[42 Points] None:

Tell them Ross Ulbricht is your homie and you won't stand for this nonsense anymore


[30 Points] None:

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[15 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

Invoke 5th amendment rights, literally that's it.

"I'm waiting for my lawyer thanks."


[11 Points] iLoveDNM:

I will throw in my 2 cents here. You don't want to come off instantly saying " lawyer! Lawyer! " Instead what you want to do is look confused. Do not admit anything but also do not deny anything, unlike the police if you lie it is a crime. Say that you are scared that there are people with guns at your house and you don't understand what is going on or why poor little old you would need to talk to them, are you safe right now... When they press you (they will) what you should do is, scared and confused, tell them that you would like to have a lawyer explain what the cops are saying to you. Don't be confrontational, don't get angry, but stick to your guns about the lawyer.

Anyway, that's my late night thoughts


[14 Points] NiggaKingKilla:

Tell them to lick your penis.


[11 Points] Eat_The_Muffin:

"Fuck you, you pig cunt"


[12 Points] None:

What you say can and will be used against you. AGAINST you, not for you. That's what people seem to miss.


[9 Points] Samnite4Life:

Also- don't be a dick about it. "I'm sorry officer, but I won't answer any questions without the advice of an attorney." not: "I AM INVOKING MY RIGHTS YOU DIRTY PIGS"


[7 Points] acidrainn23:

"What seems to be the officer problem?"

Works like a charm


[3 Points] nmanjee:

Actually, I like these threads. It lets me know which vendor, state, market, courier, and stealth. Keep the posts coming! Let the community know as much information as possible.


[4 Points] None:

FiF


[4 Points] ninjahX:

"Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?"


[2 Points] entactoBob:

Yes, exactly. One thing people don't seem to grasp is that cops lie all the time to trick you into talking. They'll arrest you & a friend for instance, separate you, check your stories out separately, then get them to snitch on each other by saying, "You might as well come clean. Your partner over there already told us everything, and he told us all about you," Just shut the fuck up until you speak to an attorney.

Sorry, I know this is coming in late, but either way, never thought I'd say this, but nice PSA!


[3 Points] dopepopecope:

I Love this. "YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL THEM SHIT".


[2 Points] None:

Fifth Amendment status


[2 Points] rans0m:

http://youtu.be/6wXkI4t7nuc

Informative


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

I have a few questions maybe someone could help me out with concerning this. What are the requirements for a search warrant, and will you know if they get one to search your house or whatever?


[1 Points] plurblur:

What you a say depends on the situation. Once arrested and read your rights, lawyer up.

If their just asking questions, some good excuses denial or cooperation, depending on what their asking, can keep you from being arrested.


[1 Points] KingKush007:

Great youtube video. Thanks. Up +++++++++++++++++++


[0 Points] ToiletSniffer1992:

Tell them to fuck off is what


[-1 Points] None:

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[-12 Points] hillhenry:

How about some fucking context to the dramatic post title? Seriously, people need to stop posting "what if" questions when your sky high blasted.

And maybe more important, know the risks of what your doing. This topic has been covered in so many threads and guides its insane. Do some fucking research, read all you can and do it safely.