Could you order off DNM for a friend and essentially eliminate the chances of being caught by LE?

So basically I thought up the idea of instead of purchasing various products off say Agora and having them shipped to my house, meaning I take 100% the risk and have to sell the product myself. Why not just have friends pay me cash, I turn the cash into BTC, (making sure to cover my tracks) and order whatever they're after but have their name and address on the package. Of course I would set a mark up, maybe something like 15% so it would still be worth my while. Does this sound like a plausible plan so that the risk is minimized for me or is this something that someone has experience in doing?


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[10 Points] MLP_is_my_OPSEC:

If your friends get busted, you can probably be sure they'll rat your ass out in an instant. They can order their own shit.


[3 Points] ShulginsCat:

ITT: OPs friends are all snitches.


[5 Points] CocaineNose:

and when a CD is being done on one of your friends. What will they say?


[2 Points] quixoticme1:

Even forgetting LE, shit gets complicated quickly because if you're ordering from different vendors for different things you're going to have packages not show up, poor quality they don't want to pay for, just all the headaches that come up in money and drugs


[2 Points] fnnuts:

likely scenario #999: Your "friends" start bragging about getting drugs shipped to their house and eventually get there ass busted. LE turns them and gets them to turn you over as the source. They get your friend to do a buy from you, raid your house, shoot your dog and you're off to a super-max as a neighborhood drug kingpin. Congratulations on your brilliant plan.


[1 Points] None:

If they get caught, wouldn't they say /u/DirtyGiraffe99 ordered the package for me?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] aCitizenofRome:

There's a few issues here. First off, do your "friends" trust you enough to hold money for a week until anything arrives? If something doesn't arrive or theres a shipping problem are they going to be understanding? If they know you can order from the DN why wont they just ask you to show them how? Would you show them how to use the DN if it meant losing out on that business?

What it comes down to though is your essentially middle manning your "friends" for profit.