Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[2 Points] pheature:

Walked in to a police station way about £200 worth of gear cause clean forgot I stashed my shit In the hole of my large coat. Only realised had the gear there when I was at the reception bit and was looking for my liscence and insurance papers which I put in the hole just before I left the house and when I put my hand in I felt all the shit my face went red and the police women at the desk asked me if I was ok, I said I need to use the toilet would that be ok cause I literally shit myself Got in to the restroom and considered on flushing the stuff but I got even paranoid thinking but what if it's not even connected to the sewage system and that they could possibley find it so I made a tiny rip in the material in the wall behind the toilet and stashed it there came back out and told the officer that I had cramps and stuff and she was more embarrassed than me but I clearly never. Gave her my stuff to verify which she did and then she gave me it back went outside or station and rang my friend told him what happend and he said just go back in and get it now and skirt. So yeah walked back In said to the officer that I really need to use toilet again which was ok got in grabbed the stash waited for a few momemtns and when I opened the door I kinda was moving more fluently as if I took a dump and the cramps where gone and she said to me I see you got going and my head just couldn't register what she actually said as I took it as so I see you got your stuff so I just froze up again looked at her and just smiled and rushed out the door.


[2 Points] FraterP:

Took GG's in lsd we trust tabs for the first time and they had a taste to them