Welp, my pack got sent to an Island.

True Story. Basically pack is processed and sent same day (yay) and is at the Origin Facility, waiting to be shipped across the country. A few days pass. Nothing. Just "In transit to destination". finally on the 4th day it appears. "Arrived at destination facility: [INSERT AMERICAN ISLAND TERRITORY HERE]". A brick fell out of my butt, I'm thinking they'll inspect the pack or some shit. A day passes. Then It's In Transit, 24 hours later arriving at a random annex in the middle of the country. NOWHERE near me. It moves and stalls for a few days until it's finally at my hub, then post office. I'm thinking, shit, i'm not gonna see this pack until the middle of the week!

Well, overnight I heard what sounded small hooves galloping on my rooftop. Then a thump, and a bellowing, jolly laugh. The hooves gallop again, I hear "HO HO HO!" and I'm like fuck I'm on too much shit I need to stop this shit, and fall asleep.

Next morning I find a pack in my chimney. I dust the soot off of it, wondering why my sugar cookies are gone.

nah seriously tho It did exactly the loop I described, except today I got the pack in the mail. USPS is totally insane pushing this mail! Props to the USPS crew reading this (I know you're there).


Comments


[70 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

I had one go to Puerto Rico and back before. Unsettling but a ok.


[16 Points] SLEvEnXVF4:

Had the same thing happen to me once. USPS can get a lil cray cray sometimes!


[15 Points] drpnit:

USPS = rockstars. My post office crew is so tough, they've called me at home to update me on the status of lost (non-dnm) packages, and my mailman ... he's just so awesome. USPS crew rocks.


[5 Points] Pedigree_Dogfood:

Sounds like your pack got a nice Christmas vacation! I'm jealous.


[3 Points] GirlsDontLikeIce:

I would be more surprised anyone reads this in it's entirety.


[3 Points] -XantaClaus:

Hoe Hoe Hoe. Sorry boys and girls. I made a post explaining exactly what happened to Xanta but I didn't post on this sub. Merry Christmas.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xanaxcartel/comments/7m2tnu/hoe_hoe_hoe_everybody/


[1 Points] smokeythebandit12:

Can't believe people even order out of the country.


[1 Points] BC_USA:

I've seen some weird things in my day too.. probably the most unusual one was an express pack that went back and forth between a city in Alabama and a city in Louisiana over and over for almost two weeks.