[Vendor Review] Xanax presses from brtrd

Order info: two 2.5mg Xanax bars from Brtrd
Vendor Contact Info: they are on Dream
Product/s reviewed: Xanax
International?: USA domestic
Price: $13 USD including first-class shipping
Weight: bars are definitely dosed accurately, and I got a third as an extra
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Sub-par communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Reasoning Talked to them briefly, mostly unrelated to order. Very friendly and responsive.
Product Quality/Aesthetic:
[x]+5 Highest purity
[ ]+4 Mostly pure
[ ]+3 Minor impurity
[ ]+2 Significantly impure
[ ]+1 Mostly impure
[ ]+0 Entirely incorrect chemical
Reasoning I don't have an alp testing kit but I'd recognize that taste and buzz anywhere. I've done enough RC and prescription benzos to know what I'm taking.
Processing Speed:
[x]+5 Order processed and shipped 24hrs
[ ]+4 Order processed and shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Order processed and shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Never received order confirmation or tracking
[ ]+0 Never received package
Reasoning Product arrived in a very reasonable amount of time for first-class mail
Price Value of Product Received:
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[x]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Reasoning The price of bars is going up. What are you gonna do? It's supply and demand.
Packaging:
[x]+1 Allowed for full recovery of the chemical (container didn't retain significant quantity, container didn't cause a spill)
[x]+1 Protected from the elements
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile (No stamps, no outer tape, has return address, no smell, no free-moving objects, well-distributed weight)
[x]+1 No way to track vendor (no handwriting, no fingerprints, no hair, etc)
Reasoning The stealth was good, it's been the same for a while but it clearly works
TOTAL: (23/25)

   
These are great bars. They snap and taste like how I imagine pharma would. Not crumbly at all. My only concern is I wish bulk was cheaper but I know it's relatively hard/expensive to source alprazolam lately. Supply and demand is a motherfucker.

Tl;dr

I don't know a better Xanax seller on Dream. I prefer klonopin but every once in a while I just need to get fucked. I have done business with brtrd since Alphabay with no problems. Only Counterfeits on Hansa had better product and I have no idea what happened to them.

Photos

The bars look better than my photos would suggest. I used several different methods to anonymize the photos and now they look like shit but the bars are beautiful in person.

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Comments


[5 Points] ForROTFLMBO_Serious:

I hear xanax are pretty good at helping you get fucked thats for sure. Check out some of the erotic stories over on the cartel..


[1 Points] biaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch:

I have some of these as well, got them in on Wednesday. Very solid bars. I'm glad he's back!


[1 Points] TheHappyTaquito:

😂😂😂


[1 Points] NewBallista:

How are you paying $7 a bar. I can buy on street for 2


[1 Points] I_order_drugs_online:

You paid $13 for 2 bars

This Is comparable to the other guy on here who paid $400 for 2 grams of coke