Now before you give me shit or say ANYTHING outside of answering the simple damn near yes or no question read this take it as hypothetical but answer in all seriousness...
Stan doesn't have any IRL connects anymore. Stan is wondering if it's realistic to get a kilo of FishScale sent to him through the mail. Stan has the capital. Stan is even willing to pay $200-$400 in shipping (or more if you need stealth help. Xbox, concrete, human blood, WHATEVER you need). Stan JUST wants to know if someone would be willing to do 35 ounces for around 30k.
IN the US.
25% FE.
Can my nose and I be your real life friend?