[Vendor Review] Shroomdude - 7gx2 (14g) Golden Teacher Mushrooms

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Super fast delivery and overweigght are the only good things that I can say about this order. I've honestly never written a review (on reddit), but it's only because I've had positive experiences. However, this one really rubbed me the wrong way.

I recieved the order quickly and itcame out to 15g, which is great! The mushrooms were super ugly and covered in black stuff, but I later learned that's just spores.

So, my 2 friends and I each ate 5 grams, splitting the half. I've never done shrooms before and haven't tripped on anything in months, so I know tolerence wasn't an issue. My friends had done shrooms, but not for years.

We all felt ALMOST nothing. The smallest head buzz. Weaker than 100ug of acid. I figured maybe they were old, or I got sent the wrong ones. No biggie. I message the dealer and tell him exactly that, and asking him if he has any idea why they might have been so weak. Note that I did not once ask for a reship or a discount!! I told him that I only wanted to bring it to his attention because his bio said to message him if the product isn't up to quality. I told him I only thought it was fair to bring it up before leaving him bad feedback, incase there was a mix-up.

He assumes I'm trying to scam him and tells me:

"Those were approximately a day old and you're full of it. The GTs provide a solid, profound body and visual experience. And yes, some spores were visible -- which is a difference of hours in harvesting. I stand by the quality of my product =) Cheers, sdude"

Then, when I leave him my feedback he comments on them saying: "Buyer is another scammer trying to get a discount. But I don't play that =)"

In conclusion: If you want to waste your money and be disappointed, only to be undermined by the vendor when you politely bring up an issue with the order, shroomdude is your guy! I was shocked, considering the overwhelmingly good feedback he has.

PS - Stealth worked, I suppose. But very minimal and nothing to write home about.

Edit: Photo https://imgur.com/sIl2E1L


Comments


[24 Points] ShitQuantikSays:

Thanks for naming and shaming.

Vendor sounds like he's the scammer--and you know what they say--when you point a finger, there's always three more pointing right back at you.


[10 Points] GreenHairyMartian:

Is there any chance you or your buddy are on other medication? SSRI type meds will block the affects of shrooms.

Wait, just reread, what was the dosage? 3 people each split 5g? Or did you have 5g each? 5g should have sent you in orbit and we wouldn't have seen you again. Next time try 1/2 that..


[2 Points] BigFatCat_DNM:

ewwww. icky.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] tripdawg420:

goddamn those mushroom prices i need to start growing again wtf


[3 Points] None:

As others have said, those do look bad. Sporulation and picked late. Although I disagree with the coir/verm = automatic low potency, these could have been the 3rd flush or something too. They look neglected, forgot about or something. Definitley outside the proper window.

In regards to stealth, I agree its hard to hide mushrooms and still make the package small enough, but visual barriers are a must. Packages do get ripped open in transit.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] xxxSEXCOCKxxx:

I can't believe people pay so much for that... Coulda gotten enough of an analogue for 20 or 30 decent trips at the price. What a rip


[1 Points] UndefinedExperience:

You got what you paid for buddy I hate to break it to you.

As someone with a good amount of experience with growing shrooms I can tell you this guy is doing bulk tubs with coir. All of my coir and vermiculite only grows produce the same beautiful fruit bodies and good flushes but the shrooms themselves tend to only give a body high or visuals when you exceed 5+ grams. Coir sucks as a substrate for shrooms unless your only goal is to crank out fruit bodies to sell. If you were concerned about potency you would use a nutritious subsrate and pick them before the veil breaks.

With all this being said you still ordered shrooms and you received shrooms. This dude needs to rethink the way he grows and not just produce a bunch of bunk bulk product.


[1 Points] FulltimeSandwich:

Note to self - stick to cupodrug's penis envys


[1 Points] None:

I didn't know 100ug acid was so little :(


[1 Points] permaspun:

Raunchyyy... he pulled those WAY to late! Sorry to hear that. What an asshole


[1 Points] disposable43436879:

I was shocked, considering the overwhelmingly good feedback he has.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Truth_About_DNMs/comments/5cw65x/fake_feedback/

Vendor places orders with himself and makes back the fees the market takes for those orders by scamming real customers like yourself. Most of the time you can only believe negative feedback.