[Vendor review] homie down the street

Market: irl, new market just found it, not very exclusive tho

Vendor: white guy down the street

Price: 8/10 (120g/795USD)

Quality: 10/10

Strain: Animal Cookies (allegedly)

Stealth: could see straight through a bag, 0/10

Shipping: said 20 mins, took an hour and a half, 2/10

Shit is fire

will probably order again only problem really is no escrow, so I could've probably been robbed on the spot.

Bud smells like cotton candy and tastes as terpy as concentrates.

Pics:

https://anonimage.net/view/LVSWVhdOux


Comments


[144 Points] dankgrilled:

7/10 shitpost


[47 Points] kyousaya4life:

I hope to one day think of a shitpost this good.


[27 Points] BelizeTourismOffice:

There is no PGP. Your best course is to use a raven. And tread lightly.


[19 Points] pmagician:

yo, fuck your decent in person connects.


[6 Points] shennagigans:

I feel like everyone's throwing "cookies" in the name of their weed to sell out faster...


[5 Points] EatSheets:

I love animal crackers.


[4 Points] schwillynelson89:

i love animal cookies. i got some from one of those old school MoM (mail order marijuana) safemail vendors back in 2014 and it was some of the most complex smelling/tasting herb i have ever had.


[6 Points] mymuse100:

800 qp?


[4 Points] Foreign1mp0rts:

Looks fire


[3 Points] coffeencreme:

Aw I thought there really was a newbie vendor called 'Homie down the street'. That would be a dope un


[2 Points] JustAnotherStonerYo:

Wait..Florida?


[2 Points] taimapanda:

Shipping: said 20 mins, took an hour and a half, 2/10

this is the worst thing about buying on the streets, waiting in some dodgy hood for an hour or more wondering if the guy will even turn up


[2 Points] _Dreadz:

if it smells like cotton candy its not The Animal :)


[2 Points] kil0gramz:

Nice to see some good looking bud. Most of what I'd see on here from the dnm needed trimming lol


[2 Points] ImNotElum:

That doesn't look like cookies bro. That's some sort of plant. You got beat.


[1 Points] bigplayallday:

You came up,just be happy w that


[1 Points] Yes_Im_WHITE_:

Sign me up i want some


[1 Points] LubeUpTheOPSEC:

that weed better fuckin make you walk on water or some shit if you're paying $795 for about a QP


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Real Animal Cookies doesn't smell like cotton candy. Just FYI.


[1 Points] mr_robot6:

Damn I need a vendor like this


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

People are nuts with these prices. Friend and I got a small, small op, and it goes at a flat $150 an ounce ($100 for friends). Why not? Almost all profit, no middle men.... No reason for bud to be so expensive.


[1 Points] hettiseeds:

Looks like a cookie strain.