Paying hookers with counterfeits. Any experiences?

I am wondering: wouldn't hookers be the best to spend your counterfeits at? Any experiences?


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[33 Points] None:

As a previous prostitute, I wish nothing more than to punch you in the dick. Those girls slave away all night, and 90% of them do it for they have drug habits. Don't kid yourself hun, they would rather be anywhere else but sucking your dirty dick. I hope one of them notices you gave them a fake bill and bite your dick off.

Go fuck yourself.


[10 Points] theAutumn_Wind:

lol. Whats the worst that can happen when they find out? You pay first before anything and the worst case is they notice its fake and leave. You are going to get stabbed


[10 Points] squirrel42:

You are a real piece of shit for thinking this and I hope you get the living shit beat out you if you try it.


[7 Points] None:

You might get pimp slapped.


[7 Points] None:

look its really simple, don't be an asshole and rob someone who's providing you a service


[2 Points] DKDNM:

Perfect way to get rid of your counterfeits. Those silly bitches won't be checking you're money


[2 Points] allseeingike:

Go to mcdonalds and pay with a fake 20 for something small. They dont check bills smaller than 50 and they dont care enough to actually look


[2 Points] ShulginsCat:

The more important question is why the fuck would you do that with the one organization that (1) knows your address/phone number, (2) is not shy when it comes to breaking laws, and (3) happens to know a refrigerator named Marcus.

Just cash out around town, then use those nice clean bills to pay the girl. Also don't forget to wash your dick before and after


[3 Points] Moridakkubokka:

Fuck these moralfags here, give it a try OP, best do it with a young and less experienced one. GL great idea


[1 Points] CocaineNose:

no because you want change back.


[1 Points] llk4life:

This is the funniest title I've ever seen


[1 Points] FakeNameISwear:

In a past life, I was a manager at a strip club in a town in the Southern US that's all-military.

If you want to pass off counterfeits, do it at strip clubs. Not to the girls- they don't deserve to get fucked- but change them out for 1's. They charge a service fee to "use their cash" and it's usually a buck per ten... so you hand them five phoneys, and you get back ninety ones.

Don't hit the same club more then once a month. Go out of town. Don't be memorable. Chains are perfect- they make such a stupid amount of money, and they deal with so many sketchy employees they will never expect a customer.


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

hookers and drug dealers are probably the worst people to be passing off counterfeits to. one, they handle large amounts of cash day in and day out. for that reason, they know exactly what a real bill should look and feel like and they'll be able to spot a fake from a mile away. second, pass it to the wrong person and you could get yourself shot.


[1 Points] naked_boar_hunter:

Why don't you just pay your hooker, fuck her, and rob her at knife point when you get your nut?

It's the same thing, but not as cowardly as passing off fake bills.