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buddy of mine works security at one of the nicer hotels in the downtown area where I live and on weekends usually comes across various NBA/NFL/MLB players and has gotten to know a couple of them (no names or teams or cities will be used, but I will say that most of these guys are rookies and aren't guys you'd see on ESPN, but sometimes they are ;)
on weekends, these guys will sometimes rent out this "event spot" in between some bars downtown and it runs from 2am-10am and my dude works the door charging $20 a head for various strippers and drug dealers to get in
tonight at about midnight he texted me saying "this (NFL teams name) guy needs some weed, can you drop it off here in a bit?"
asked him how much he needed and made the short trip to the after hours spot. when I got to the door my friend saw me and let me in and led me to the dude who needed the weed. I had it in a tightvac container because it was some LOUD and he smelled it and nodded in approval. jokingly, I told him to not blame me if he failed any piss tests lol - I am not a fan of the local NFL team here myself, but it was still a cool experience. he actually told me that NFL players are given 4-5 weeks notice of any drug tests and he said anyone who fails with that much notice is stupid. I agreed
I had never been to any kind of event like this before lol, the bartenders were strippers, most of them totally naked. people were doing coke in the open, smoking weed and walking around with entire bottles of liquor. absolutely zero LE in sight and the "security" was only concerned with keeping un-invited people out and to make sure the dudes spending the $$ had the drugs they needed
I knew nobody there so I dropped the bag, had a beer and went home, but I can cross off serving an NFL player off my bucket list :)
goodnight reddit