How I Became A Vendor

Hello,

So if anyone cares I thought I would share my experience on becoming a vendor. I see alot of people asking if they should vend. My recommendation to those people: No if you have to ask that question you are nowhere near ready.

First off for opsec reasons I will not be disclosing my vendor name nor my product (protects me and my customers).

I never thought I would be a drug dealer of any sort. However I have always focused on making my money online through various legal and illegal methods and have always done quite well for myself. Throughout my internet exploits I had gained a fairly advanced knowledge of how to protect my identity online. I had been using bitcoin since they were $8 a coin. But only recently did i get into the DNMs. At first I only used the DNM's for a couple personal use orders (nothing hard I'm not really into drugs). Then one day one of my close personal friends brings to my attention that he had found a connect for some cheap bulk (drug not gonna go into specifics).

At this moment everything lined up. My prior knowledge of computer safety along with my business background, and bitcoin knowledge gave me a distinct edge. However I had no prior knowledge of stealth techniques, but with a little research the best ways quickly became clear. So within a week I had setup shop and was sending out packages (gave away very cheap samples at the beginning to build up reputation).

Anyway a couple months into the operation and here I am moving a sizable amount of product. More than I would have ever thought. So far everything has run smoothly and I have received great reviews. I don't plan on doing this forever but its a good source of income for now.

And that's been my experience so far. Maybe I'll update this in a couple months if people are interested.

One problem I have been experiencing as my operation continues to grow is how to cash bitcoin. At first selling a few bitcoin for $1000 here and there to buy more product was fine but as I move into the 5 figure range it seems rather suspicious/sketchy to be selling that many bitcoin on local bitcoins. And obviously I cannot sell them for bank wire. Any suggestions?

I am very curious how some of the biggest vendors manage to cash their 6 or even 7 figure bitcoin payouts. Maybe they simply hold onto their bitcoin? Feel free to discuss!

If you have any questions I would be happy to answer them.

Thanks for reading my ramblings.

-Anonymous Vendor


Comments


[61 Points] bernardo44:

Buy a Tesla.

Har- de-har-har.


[35 Points] iLoveDNM:

You could use some of the same techniques carders use to cash out their stolen cards. Like purchasing items with a high resale value and then reselling them on ebay and such. A little searching and you can find a bunch of places that accept BTC as payment, such as overstock.com, dell, NewEgg, Tigerdirect, BitcoinStore.com, CheapAir.com. For your daily expenses you can purchase gift cards with BTC and use them at local retailers, driving your living expenses down to pretty much just rent and utilities.


[8 Points] None:

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[10 Points] Dr-Maximum:

Wrap your head in tin foil

You're now untraceable

When you do the final cash in mouse-click; Keep your feet of the ground

You should be fine that way


[8 Points] vanillavisa:

OP sounds like a reporter or LE.


[8 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

If you don't really use drugs, you're not planning on doing this for the long run, and you've used the internet to make money illegally, you fit the profile for a scammer rather than a vendor.

"If you have any questions I would be happy to answer them." I do, actually.

I'd like to know your vendor name and product

I'm RedBook, the darknet vendor who does the listings, answers emails, takes your order and posts it to you when you buy from BBMC,( BritMeth manufacturer).

If I was scared of drugs, or even worse scared to talk about them, I wouldn't be selling them. Obviously.

I'm BBMC on Agora, I can say my vendor name because I'm not planning to rob or scam anyone, and I'm not an MXE vendor

How do you source your product (grow it / make it / buy it locally / buy it clearnet / other. vendor)? Were you shocked to find that you only have to do what you say you will do, and you become beloved within a month? After 3 months, you're part of the establishment?

How do you assure quality control. Do you test your drugs regularly, by ingestion? or with reagent tests?

I imagine these are the things redditors want to know.


[8 Points] sapiophile:

It won't help you spend the bitcoin, but if you're worried about the btc price decline, you could use counterparty to buy bitusd shares in order to hedge your holdings in times like this when the price is dropping.

It's still a fairly new concept, but it seems to be working for folks thus far.

edit: link - http://bitshares.org/the-value-proposition-of-bitshares-part-ii-bitassets/


[8 Points] silkyyyyy:

OP is dripping with bullshit. My guess is LE or journalist/reporter trying to find more ways people launder with BTC.


[7 Points] 7V3RD:

There's good advice here about tumbling and trading to "lose your scent"

Once that is accomplished, why not start an online modeling account/career? Private skype sessions have proven to be very successful amongst various online models and of course discretion is very important for obvious reasons. Also, none of this is illegal.

You accept crypto currencies from your online modeling clientele, and need to cash it in for USD, totally legit and it opens you up to any exisiting BTC/USD service.


[5 Points] verbify:

Take a flight to another continent. Sell the bitcoins there.


[3 Points] charlie321321:

There are some vendors that sell cash for btc


[2 Points] Mustaka:

Buy gold/diamonds


[2 Points] grandpajoe_dnm:

HODL!


[3 Points] Swift_Rage:

nothing hard I'm not really into drugs

Why do people have the need to justify their drug use(or non use) to complete strangers, especially in the environment that promotes complete anonymity ?

Not singling you out OP but I see similar disclaimers all too often here and DNM forums it boggles my mind.


[2 Points] stephend9:

I have a very similar background story as you, but have never got into vending. The money seems tempting, but I'm pretty risk averse when it comes to those type of things.

Anyways, I got into bitcoin at around the same time you did. Recently I've really appreciated being able to spend bitcoins to buy heavily discounted items on Amazon using Purse.io

Check it out if. If you spend much on Amazon you could dump quite a bit of your bitcoins for day to day household products and so much more. I just wish the price would head back up to $600+ again. I'm trying to not spend too much while they are worth so little right now.


[2 Points] herlol:

Nice, im interested in an update :D


[2 Points] durgsrbad:

A gentleman I know does a fine trade online. He vends his product(s), and as all vendors, he has various drops through which he receives his stock.

Come cash-out time, he buys carded (and occasionally non-carded when available) Amazon and Apple gift cards at around 40-50% of face value, spends big, gets goods delivered to his drop(s) and resells the items. Dodgy fucker adds 30% to his value every time he cashes out.


[3 Points] 1percentof1:

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[1 Points] None:

Not sure how well this would work, but maybe you can buy a pre-paid visa card. Not the a gift card, like a legit one that you can withdraw from ATM's. (of course there'll be a fee.) I saw a store selling those, but I can't remember what the name of it was.


[1 Points] None:

You need a secondary legit buisness to launder the dough. Like a car wash, a taco bell franchise or the stock market.


[1 Points] ProfFarnsworthFut:

How much do you make a month? Is it really worth it and better than going legitimate and just making a 6-figure salary from a nice college education?


[1 Points] None:

You need a business that accepts Bitcoin, to launder your dirty coin thru. That's how all drug dealers wash money. Good luck bro, the best way is to wash your dirty money with clean coin or it will be obvious your evading taxes, like I said good luck


[0 Points] sellingdrugsprivate:

cant believe no ones said this yet buy a key of mdma, flip irl for 3-4 times as much problem solved


[-1 Points] Orc_:

Fucking retards, cashing out bitcoin is so easy you don't even need to tumble shit you paranoid idiots