[vendor review] HumboldtFarms Chocolate Chip Cookies

I've had a terrible experience with this purchase. TL/DR: Just look at it.

In case you're bored, I'll post our conversation which should explain the situation clearly (it doesn't have any personal info).

User: Oct 14, 2014 22:42 UTC Got my order on Monday and everything was good except for the cookies: I got a small red bag filled with crumbs, none of which was bigger than 1/4 piece and about a third was powder. At first, I thought it was just a bonus throw in since it wasn't even chocolate chip and was expecting the real cookies in a seperate package, but nothing came in today... Please tell me those crumbs weren't the cookies that I ordered.

User: Oct 17, 2014 04:10 UTC I messaged you several days ago and heard nothing back.

They were supposed to look like http://imgur.com/Pxl07XT

But what I got looked like http://i.imgur.com/NNwfEAq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/F9owL1B.jpg

The other stuff didn't look anything like the pictures either but they turned out better than they looked so I finalized. But this cookie thing is a joke.

User: Oct 18, 2014 00:10 UTC This is my third message since I first contacted you on Monday, and I think I gave you enough time for an explaination. If I don't hear from you by tomorrow, I'll open a dispute, leave a feedback, and write an honest vendor review at r/dnm.

Vendor: Oct 18, 2014 10:36 UTC I just saw your first two messages, im sorry for the late reply, been busy buying and adding new flavors to my store (Strawberry kush and blue dream!)

Those cookies sure do look like they got fucked up in transit, how do you suggest we fix the situation? 75% refund? Reship you some rice krispy treatS?

Let me know how I can make this right. you might be happy to know Im using actual product pics for all new listings

User: Oct 19, 2014 00:06 UTC 75% refund for that? The way it was packaged, it's obvious that whoever packed it knew they were crumbs and powders. Look at the lighter I threw in there for size reference. I donno how small your cookies are, but that bag was not filled with 4 whole cookies unless the diameter of your cookies are half the size of a lighter. http://i.imgur.com/PB1xgVl.jpg

And when the product description says "Cookies will come vacuumed sealed to insure freshness", I expected something like this. http://i.imgur.com/nxefQwg.jpg BTW, two cookies from this vendor cost $11 and weighs more than your "4x cookies" that cost $33. THC content might be different for better or worse, but I wouldn't know because I'm not desperate enough to eat fucking crumbs and powder.

Also in your description, there was "Tastiest Cookies on the Dark Market GUARANTEED!" and "Prepared by a culinary certified baker". The "chocolate chip cookies" didn't have a single chocolate chip and a piece I tried tasted like a sad biscuit with zero chocolate taste.

I'm usually not this anal. The other things I got from you also looked really different than what was depicted (and I can give you pics if you want), but you threw in extra and they turned out to be better than they looked so I'm okay with that. But those "cookies" are an insult. I can't even imagine how you expected anyone to be satisfied with that bag of crumbs. I don't want a 75% refund or a reship of crumbs. Please refund me 100%.

I haven't heard back from him since and it's currently under dispute. I might have come off sounding like an asshole but I was getting pissed.

Also for reference, the other things I ordered from him are

Cali Orange Krush Pictured vs. Received

Sour OG Pictured vs. Received

They're ugly, but taste and effects were fine and were overweight. Shipping time and stealth was good so I overlooked the ugliness and finalized. But the fact that he sent the crumbs knowing they're crumbs and giving a bs explanation was a slap on the face.


Comments


[7 Points] jadedsynk:

You sure its not sand? Like from the beach? Did you try it?


[6 Points] Raycharles123:

Yeah, hes PFM. I ordered off him before and had some problems. like how i order a half and a free sample. He sent the sample but forgot the half and had to reship it. Stay away. His ship times are awful too.


[6 Points] MeowImAHorse:

Whoa...

I think you have every right to be pissed... Maybe it's the lighting, but neither of the herb pics you posted look alike, tough call there, I guess it depends on price/quantity...

But the cookies... That's pretty deliberate imo. And when a vendor kind of skirts around such a deliberate action, that really turns me off of them.

I hope you get your btc back :/ Let us know how it turns out.

*Edit - Look up Cannatreats on EVO for the best brownies on the DNM. He'll treat you right everytime.


[3 Points] None:

I was crying laughing reading your review. Bud was definitely not the same and pretty dry, but was overweight and smoked ok. Have yet to try the cookies, but you got the peanut butter ones. Haha. Sorry, but I had the same experience.


[2 Points] presari0:

I dont know why anyone orders from this clown, ive heard nothing but bad things and his pricing isnt even that great, yet he still seems like hes doing a lot of business -dont get people sometimes.. That bag of crumbs would truly be infuriating. Bag mustve shrunk from heat while shipping, and the mailman stepped on it, and then ran them over.. A few times


[2 Points] EbolaSweat:

I ordered a half O of Sour OG from HumboldtFarms a little while back and I had exactly the same experience. Weed had almost NO bag appeal, and was about as strong as good mids. Certainly didn't look anything like the product photo and was stemmy as hell. Had no idea this dude was PFM.


[1 Points] None:

You've been letting him play you - that bud is junky looking outdoor bullshit; the guy sounds like a thief/scammer/shitbag.


[-1 Points] None:

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