I'm just wondering because I was told once to make sure the monkeys don't steal my package by a Vendor in the past. Wasn't sure if he meant literal monkeys, but I doubt it because I do not live near a zoo. Honestly though I thought it was funny because it was just so unexpected. He could have been joking around. I make racist jokes too sometimes. Lol
"literal monkeys"... Hey meant the fucking porch monkeys.