DarkNet Jokes #2. [Possibly NSFW]

Three scammers walk into a bar after a long day of scamming, with their ill gotten gains in hand. They sit down on the bar stools and count out the profits between themselves, louder than they should. One of scammers says to his cohorts, "I bought us an ad with wikitor, only cost 0.2 bitcoin." The other scammers smile, and a second scammers adds, "thats nothing, I'm DDoDs attacking agora until they give me what I want." The third scammer says, "I found a guy who will send me cash in the mail for paypal money, he doesn't know that all our paypal accounts are hacked! We're going to be rich!"

Finally, the bartender turns to them and asks what they'll be having, perturbed at how loudly they're chattering. They all order the most expensive, obnoxious to make drinks that the bar can offer, and pay in cash. The bartender takes the money and goes to fix their drinks.

The first scammer says to the others, "I wonder when wikitor will reply back." And before any scammers can answer, the bartender returns. "I'm sorry, I can't serve your kind here." All the scammers gasp, "why, because we're professional scammers? That is prejudiced!"

The bartend scowls. "You're, professional scammers? You should be ashamed of yourselves. I meant that I can't serve you because you're underage." One of the scammers reply back. "We're not underage! We're starting high school in the fall."

The bartender's brow furrows. "Also because the bills you paid me with are counterfeit. You're going to have to stay here until your parents come to pick you up, or else I'm calling the police."


Comments


[2 Points] gwern:

It was a good premise, but the punchline wasn't funny.