Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hat, and lets gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theorist, alarm ringing, possible FUD we can!


Comments


[37 Points] None:

Agora is pulling an entrance scam.


[9 Points] None:

u/gwern is snoop dogg.


[9 Points] hsramm:

Cops care a great deal about buyers...lol couldn't keep a straight face.


[10 Points] duck_face_fucker:

I think the Cartels are putting levamisole in the Coke as retribution for the US meddling in the affairs of south and central america for over a century. They know rich, influential white people do coke, and they want to kill the bankers/politicians. The DEA knows this and they are covering it up.


[8 Points] radium_fire:

Agora and BlackBank are run by the same people. Notice how they're never both up and running at the same time. They're pulling a long, careful duo exit-scam.

BWAH HAH HAH


[6 Points] Santuse:

Ok so get this, You guys know the Nazi Swastika right? Well after they "lost" WWII (that's another story), many of them went to South America. Now look at the Columbia Logo. IT'S A SWASTIKA.

Now how does this relate to DNMs? Germany is where meth was first synthesized. Germans invented our cocaine as well. Go on google on tor, every once in awhile it will search in its true identity: GERMAN.

Don't you guys get it? Look around you. Don't you see thousands of dollars of Columbia gear stacked neatly according to psychic energy? Or the upside-down posters with eyes knocked out? They are whispering to us to buy copious amounts of meth and coke, and it's working.

Once they have enough money, the Germans and the atheists will start WWIII to kill the chosen one: Ron Paul.

To help the fight, I suggest Waning off the DNM, as I have. I now make my own natural coke just by mixing highlighters, kosher salt (its anti German) and gasoline. It only works under a crystal grid but you will need one anyway for the impending psychobombs of WWIII.

Ron Paul 2016


[3 Points] mykungfoosoogood:

I think he could be. U/Hacks4what is obviously of such intelligence and possesses Elite hacking/cracking skills that it is quite possible that he's hoodwinked the lot of us!


[3 Points] Alex132:

Obama runs agora, and took down SR to reduce competition


[2 Points] simplemindedslut:

I believe that these markets are just a continuation of the CIA / NWO plan to distribute drugs to the masses. With the level of surveillance they are capable of how are these amounts drugs able to go " undetected ".They let certain amounts come in, and it fuels the entire system.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Tor is developed by the US Navy.


[1 Points] sobulbous:

Hacks4crack is a contractor for BlackBank.


[0 Points] None:

/u/gwern is 5 LE in a special DMN survelliance unit which is how 'he' is able to parse/push so much information.


[-1 Points] hacksforcrack:

Fidel of Absolem/Havana is really /u/hacks4what, trying to increase exposure of his AWESOME market.