I'm planning to deal on DNM (not drugs) but want to do it without using bitcoins. Wait, hear me out on this. Proposed plan is to set myself up as a vendor on a clearnet site such as Newegg or Rakuten using a fake ID. Customers would make a purchase for a fake $50 or $100 etc item after buying a prepaid debit card & using this for the purchase. Newegg would transact the sale for the fake item, which wouldn't ship, but I would ship the items I am selling to customer after funds are received in my account. If necessary I could assist clients in setting up their own fake accounts on Newegg etc. Opinions?
Why would you want to do this? Your process is overly complicated and less secure than using an anonymous currency. Also not sure how this would work on any DNM; how will the market take its cut? Most likely, the market would shut your vending account down when they realizing you're circumventing them.