Boutta go to college. Can I order to my dorm?

What precautions should I take? Please don't roast me for being a noob. I just want help from the people of Reddit.


Comments


[24 Points] Invictus-Animus:

Make sure you tell your RA that you're ordering drugs

Rule #1 of the Internet - You're gonna get roasted


[21 Points] WolfID:

Short answer : no.

Long answer : no. Get a po box.


[14 Points] Xanaxandsuicide:

yea let darwinism do its job


[5 Points] DooshNozzzle:

don't do it. get a PO box.

also don't order molly. for some reason there is a 175% chance that you, as a kid in your dorm, will get caught if you order molly. especially if you order it from europe. so try and resist the urge.

i don't know why it's a thing, but it's a thing.


[6 Points] ThePrinceOfFrance:

You've already waived certain fourth ammendment rights by agreeing to live in the dorm. You could double check your University bylaws, but that almost certainly includes the waiver of whatever rights would prevent them from opening your packs.

Look into off campus housing 2nd semester. There should be some apartments priced specifically to compete with the dorms. You can get to campus every day via public transport or bike (or maybe walking even). It's really not any more convenient to be directly on campus at most colleges. Most larger University's even have shuttle services running to and from off campus housing areas all day.

If your parents are footing the bill and you think they might be skeptical, the price break could be enticing for them to go with it. Dorms are a scam and a waste anyway these days. If you know you'll be drinking or whatever in collge, why stick yourself in a building that has people living there specifically meant to fuck you over for it? Aren't they supposed to treat you like an adult in college?


[6 Points] the_squee:

Get a p.o. box... perhaps also check the dnm noob sub. Please be careful homie.


[2 Points] TheoryOfHarmonyCS:

I would recommend getting a P.O. Box. Getting caught ordering to your dormitory could compromise your future.


[2 Points] castawayaccountdawg:

Order and when you next see the postman casually throw up a shakka sign with your hand, then he'll know what to do


[1 Points] None:

When you sign your lease agreement at a dorm you're basically signing your rights completely away. They can legally check, and seize your mail without a warrant. They can legally let any law enforcement into your dorm at any time, and they will. Just don't do it my dude. You will get caught. Don't tell anyone, even people you think you trust. If someone asks how you get your drugs just tell them you know a guy, and he keeps a tight knit group. Word spreads really fast around dorms.