Why I have been gone......Going to change a few things.....A IRL 9000 LOVE STORY!!!!!! FYI.....I am back.....Bahahahaahaha!!!!!!!

Hello to all of you beautiful people....Yes, 9000 is back with a message of love....joy & true love!!!!! Just a little LE involvement, but not what you think....This time, they were a big help to 9000, will explain more down the line in 9000 : A Real Life Love Story :-)!!!!!!

First off let 9000 start with a big ole thank you to all of the fine folks who showed concern & love in my little vacation....you people are beautiful & I love all of you so damn much!!!! A very special shout out to my 3rd favorite angel in the world.../u/MDMangel.....sorry, but mom & the GF have the 2 spots above you :-) All of you guys are on the 9000 Christmas mailing list & will be getting a "Just Say No" tee shirt with the annual & over the top & legendary 9000 Christmas card.....Bahahahahaaha!!!!

When I went dark about a month ago, well it was because 9000's IRL GF over amped on shards!!!! Yes, I have a GF.....and yes, I have kept her out of my god like status here in OUR sub!!!! The over amp was so bad I had no choice but to dial 911 to save her life....and yes, LE showed up, as it was a meth related 911 call!!!! But do not worry my children, 9000 keeps a clean home.....it was Mr. Clean clean.....the HD was drilled & fried....The laptop was melted down.....Come on now, this is the 9000 demi-god here, do you really think I am gonna let anything harm the woman I cherish more than life itself!!!!

LE did show up with the the ambulance & did ask questions.....yes I was tweaked!!!!! They asked if I had anymore, I told the truth...that answer was NO!!!! They did not ask to go in our home & I did not offer....they could have taken a dog in & still would have came up with not a damn thing!!!!

Once my GF was past the worst of this horrible experience, and with a face full of tears says she wants to quit & go to rehab....I told her that I love her & would get any help she needs!!!! She went to a detox for a few days, in that time she says she is scared to do rehab alone!!!! So I call the rehab center to see if they have a spot for me, they say yes, but it will take a couple of days for that spot to open up. She was so damn happy when I told her I was going with her to support her in this...she started crying :-)

Well today was the day we got out together.....first place we went was Sonic & ate $20 freaking dollars worth of food!!!!! We both agree that any 12 step program is bull shit, but we have a plan, a backup plan & a backup plan for the backup plan :-) We both want to go back to school, I want my degree, she wants a future & maybe a child :-) Dear GOD a mini 9000....help us all....Bahahahaha!!!!!

My plans for 9000 in OUR sub.....I will no longer be posting meth reviews, we both are done with any & all drugs, including meth....instead I will be doing my best to help all who want it, the ability to find a vendor they can do business with & enjoy the product!!!! I will be doing a lot of harm reduction, that is something that there will never not be a need for....so yes, I am using the GOD like power of 9000 to help everyone who ask me :-)

This means no more "Meth Is Life" as the official 9000 slogan....but fear not my little children, a new one is being written up & will be in use very, very soon :-) And the GF & me will always show our Libertarian political side & support & fight for all of our rights to live life as each of us see fit. FREE ROSS!!!!!!!!

Getting off here for now.....love to all of you.....be safe....and always remember to "Just Say No".....Bahahahaahahahaha!!!!! Life Is Life :-)

Edit : The LE helped me find a place that helped us find the rehab center :-)


Comments


[70 Points] SoulUndead:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!-... wait, this is serious.....

...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


[50 Points] Randomguy81724:

9000: a real life love story

This could be a blockbuster film. A movie about one of the greatest men to ever live.

But on the real, we're all happy that you're alive and well and that you've got your priorities straight in your life. You can do anything! And the thought of a mini 9000 sounds like something that the world needs, and only you can bless us with such a divine creature.

Life is life. Bahahahahahaha!!!!


[20 Points] MDMangel:

We missed you! I was worried and hoped good things for you everyday! Sorry you went through that, but I'm honoured that you are willing to re-invent yourself for the better and continue to be a community member. I'm proud to be number 3. I bet 1 and 2 are proud of you also. I love you too! Can the new slogan "meth is death. boo,hoo,hoo,hoo"? (JK) I'm happy that you are back, most importantly, still laughing!


[18 Points] None:

you have such good energy!


[8 Points] ig-eighty8:

Definitely not the story I was expecting! I'm really happy for you and your girl, 9000!


[6 Points] None:

we both are done with any & all drugs

wow man, that was surely a wake up experience. I'm glad you guys got a divine second chance, few are the ones who have such an opportunity. The path will be long and hard but you guys deserve something better, a beautiful, loving family. From the bottom of a random nobody in the internet hearts I wish you both the best!

Drugs are fucking expensive, sure they're awesome but if you save up for one full year what you would spend in drugs, I'm sure you'll get enough to travel and do some weird shit around the world.


[5 Points] None:

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[5 Points] None:

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What is this?


[4 Points] ALIENSBLEEDLSD:

Hell yeah dude I love seeing your laughs around Bahahahahahaha!


[4 Points] 1percentof1:

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[3 Points] DNM_Username:

Glad you're back and congratulations! I was actually just thinking about you today!


[3 Points] jkick365:

Glad everything is all right my dude! Good luck too!!! :D


[3 Points] OpiLuvr:

Good luck to you and your GF. I know from experience being one half of an addicted couple, that its hard to get clean together, but having a shock like that gives you more determination.

Anyway, glad to see you back. You have been missed.


[3 Points] TJD269:

You are literally a meme


[3 Points] None:

Dude I was thinking in my head "where has 9000 been?" As I'm scrolling through the front page and here you pop up. It might have been all the meth related posts that made me think of u


[3 Points] Ethwolf:

HE'S BACK!!!


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[2 Points] OneMansPushBack:

DJC here,

Overly excited that you are safe and in one piece. Im also ecstatic that you want to remain a helpful member of the community. It takes a lot of courage to drop a drug like meth and then stick around in a community that will constantly expose you to it in one way or another.

Im upset i never got that video off of you, but everything happens for a reason right?


[2 Points] sammyssb:

Im extremely happy for you my friend. Im sure you dont remember me but we've talked before once or twice and in very happy to see things are in the up and up for you but you're still maintaining positive energy. You have been one of my favorite personalities on reddit and it always made me smile to see you had posted on whatever random thread i may have clicked. Best wishes!!!!!! Bahahahahahaha!!!!!


[2 Points] Rocksta87:

Good luck


[2 Points] None:

Good for you, man. Sending good vibes, even though you are radiating plenty!


[2 Points] DrParagon:

Missed you big time. Nobody believed you actually smoked meth anyways.

Also, how many BTC to write me my own missing-for-a-month story?


[2 Points] Dog3Way:

See ya.


[2 Points] None:

You're a really good dude. Welcome back


[2 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

I honestly teared up because of the story and you're back :,) glad to have you back buddy.


[2 Points] tryptdn:

I was wondering where you went.. I'm glad you didn't disappear to legal problems!

I hope your new direction works out well for you!


[2 Points] harmreductionforall:

Amazing. There are lots of lessons to learn from. Life is more important than drugs, KEEP A CLEAN HOUSE, and have a tactic to destroy your hard drive within minutes.

Harm reduction is always a good thing. The only way to promote the prophecy of drug decriminalization is to show the haters that drug users care, are sensible and have a good support network where they can share their concerns (winks at /r/Darknetmarkets).


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I'm glad you're OK. We were worried about you.

Everything is a bit harder to do on meth. When I'm not on it, it feels like cheating. Do you find that?

Everything's too easy. And aren't food and sleep brilliant when you're coming off meth? Opioid and benzo withdrawals are hell, but with meth you just get out of bed to take a piss, then get a bowl of cereals on the way back and eat them in bed, for a week. Its quite nice.

If you're happier than before, we can excuse you for not hanging out here too much. We're a bit of a drug trigger.

For a serious meth user not on meth, just reading my name makes you need to take a dump.


[2 Points] noonehear:

So basically disregard all of your posts? You will regret it when you have the kid. DAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Glad you didn't get arrested and are safe!


[2 Points] spikesthedude:

Good luck to you. That drug is really hard on the body. Might I suggest trying a healthy diet and exercise why you are trying to get your mind healthy. It really is a wonderful thing and you will start feeling like a kid again after you get passed the withdrawals and see the world for what it was before you got high. Stay strong and have fun with your new choices.


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

This morning, Meth_9000 has finally opened up our gate

https://youtu.be/evBDdYLQhBA (Don't worry. Its not one of mine)

Learn from us


[2 Points] noshoppn:

I had a feeling you would still act like this with no meth and i'm happy about it. What degree are you planning to pursue?


[2 Points] OneOf11:

Good luck man :)


[2 Points] AlbertHeijn_Vendor:

Great to hear you are okay now, I hope you stay safe and get some mini 9000's, your posts are always entertaining my friend, have a good one!


[2 Points] aorshahar:

Dude, you sound completely insane when you right and I love it.


[2 Points] InTheDitch:

I was wondering where you went. Glad your girl is ok brother. That's a scary situation when you're in it, I've been there with an ex of mine. Turn that new page and work hard towards your goals. It's a hard thing to do but worth it all in the end. 5+ years off heroin and I'm still learning new things about myself everyday. And yeah, 12 steps isn't for everyone. I'm glad you guys aren't letting everyone around you talk you into it. YOU know what you need to get there and it doesn't matter HOW you get there but just the fact that you succeed.


[2 Points] throwoutofwindowplz:

Glad you're bahahahahahack


[2 Points] izza123:

Meth? Meth!? Meth


[2 Points] samwhiskey:

Dude, thanks for coming back And letting us know About how things are. It's sad as hell to see people we Care about disappear and never hear from them again. Good luck my man.


[2 Points] None:

Glad to hear you're cutting back. That's what's up.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] poolsharkz:

Good luck my friend. I myself talked the meth monster about 15 years ago from daily multiple injections to now being pretty successful and not too much permanent tweakyness. Keep your head up, and don't forget that this sub could be a trigger to some, God knows it is for me. Best wishes!


[2 Points] Novelty-Bobble:

We have never conversed, but your posts always make me smile and it was only a day or two ago that I was checking your profile as it occurred to be that I hadn't heard your trademark anywhere in a while. Glad to hear your safe and well buddy, best of luck with sober living.


[2 Points] legitsrs:

I've never wanted to see an IRL pic of someone so bad.. i think RIP_meth is a well put together guy and not the stereotypical black teeth meth head i at least picture him as.


[2 Points] None:

Who the fuck cares?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] imthecoldp01096:

As long as you both are healthy, and you are back in the sub dicking around, no matter if you do meth or not, we are all glad you are back! I missed the shit out of your funny comments <3


[2 Points] ThankYouBasedGodLilB:

<3


[2 Points] zysr90:

I don't know who you are but your attitude makes me happy. How did you know she was over amped, shit load of anxiety or what? Also you seem tweaked the way you talk lol. Good on you brother for the rehab shit :))


[2 Points] Tweek-er_Timmy:

huh ur story sounds like whats going on around here w/ me an my old lady, past fer yrs been rough on us, its hard to sleep when ya got a qp-lb of meth closeby. i been just waking up on monday staying up til fri night. were on day 4 now. i think my nose is finallyfucked to that fucker been plugged shut the past 2 weeks, thats the only thing that can slow down my use lol. smoking it just dont work like snorting a big ole line does. i picked up another habit though been smokming tar past fer weeks alkong with snorting FUF fent. them + weed an cigs i,m almost tired of smoking stuff, its a job


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] CynicalElephant:

YOOO I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MAN! I was legit afraid you were dead!!!!


[2 Points] comeplaydead:

Good on you brother, like basically everything that's "fun" it can be a horrible thing. Cheeseburgers, video games, meth, even weed. It can and will destroy your life or at least your potential. I'm happy you both found your breaking point and decided to make a change. Honestly I'd probably avoid this sub, just try to stay busy, find an outlet, a hobby, something to fill your time. I've recently been going through some (much needed) lifestyle changes myself and it feels good, it feels like progress. I've changed my diet and started trying to live a more active life, camping, riding my bike, anything to get out of the house. Always look forward, never back. You've experienced the spun out crazy lifestyle and no one can ever can take that away. Now it's time to experience another lifestyle, what kind is up to you.

tl;dr Live long and prosper.


[2 Points] ItsShatterDay:

Wishing you and yours the very best that life has to offer. It is the breaking and rebuilding that makes us stronger!

One Love

SD


[2 Points] cth_123:

I'm really happy for both of you and this is a great thing man keep up the great work but don't forget about us we need our fill of bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!


[2 Points] ShadowClones:

9000! You're finally back. I'm glad you're living a better life. You've always been my favorite on this sub. Good luck m8.


[2 Points] ReamTeam513:

Dude I missed your posts! I'm so glad to hear your doing well and that even without meth you still seem like a really genuine and caring person. The fact that you were willing to enter rehab with your girl really speaks volumes to your character. I hope things continue to look up and you stay safe out there! Bahahaha see ya around:)


[2 Points] DMVbandz:

Good luck to you dude!


[2 Points] walt81:

Good luck 9000!


[2 Points] UnclePsych0:

Hahahah my friend I would tell you I was worried but I made a post as soon as I noticed you weren't around! Fucking missed you and from the outpouring here I can say that you know you were missed.

I'm sure you've heard of a few of these, but if I could make a recommendation for the upcoming withdrawals?

Check out the Mr. Happy stack on Longecity. It's a forum and there's like a 100+ page thread about it. You don't have to read the whole thing, but that shit is amazing whenever I get to the point where I need to stop.

The important points? Uridine, high DHA fish oil, B-vitamins and sprinkle in some high quality choline supplements (make sure it's choline-CDP or alpha-GPC). The choline isn't necessary but I get so fucking fatigued when I cold turkey that some ALCAR (acetyl L-carnitine...L-carnitine shows up in energy drinks and the acetyl helps produce acetylcholine) really helps me out.

Magnesium which I'm sure you already live by.

5-htp. Meth fucks your dopamine receptors but it also does a number on your serotonin too. This'll help get rid of those anxious jitters you might get if things start getting rough. But don't take this regularly and if you do get some ECGC to prevent the associated heart problems with 5-htp.

All in all that stack will help repair dopamine, serotonin, choline and GABA. The only thing it can't do is fixing your histamine-related allergy problems hahahaha!

Whoo I went on quite a tangent there didn't I? I'm sure you know the feeling ;)

All in all I wanna say how excellent I think it is that you're going the sober route, and adding in education and harm-reducation is fucking phenomenal. Hope to see you around here often but not too often.


[2 Points] Dirty_Socks:

And so the child shall be named 9001!


[2 Points] CarterDishman:

we both are done with any & all drugs, including meth

We both want to go back to school, I want my degree, she wants a future & maybe a child :-)

Wow! I'm really happy for you both! You are good people and I really wish you both the best!


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

Damn bro, part of me is sad bc we wont have those meth fueled rants anymore but im more happy that your GF is ok and that u guys have decided to become more responsible and better ur life's. Life is TO SHORT and i believe that ur capable of doing whatever u want in life! We all wish u the best brudda and I wish u the best on any future endeavors u choose. Im three months clean in recovery so if you EVER need someone to talk to know that im here and always willing. We love you dude and good luck. One Day at a time if needed and it gets easier with time i promise.:) Look forward to seeing you reborn.. Good luck again and wish u the best, and take care!


[2 Points] None:

Free Ross


[2 Points] None:

I just shed 9000 tears. What a beautiful story. Love you, guy! Good luck with everything!


[2 Points] rail108:

I'm glad you're back dude it didn't feel the same without the sweet sound of your Bahahahahaha :'-) Good job on getting clean I know it's a bitch


[2 Points] booobafeet:

hooray!


[2 Points] scoobydon_t:

awesome


[2 Points] thinksyouareacop:

Nice try, officer!


[2 Points] Salami_sub:

Grats man, get it done. You were one entertaining dude. I always assumed you had a girlfriend, someone had to be blowing someone for those shards. I genuinely wish you the best of luck.


[2 Points] None:

permission to carry on in your memory? METH IS LIFE! BAHAHAHAA, I recently had the same problem as my friend RIP but my girl just chilled for a month or so and we both made it ok. Gotta do whats best for you and the ones you really care about. if my girl wanted to stop I would be right with her and always will. good for you for being a man and doing what is needed to keep yourself and your life positive. thanks for your help when I needed it and hope to return the favor someday.


[1 Points] crystaldust:

wow cool story bro.

you got a girl friend now that is awesome a few months ago you where wishing you had one and now you do, that is amazing. gives me hope actually that i might find a new women for my life someday. yes indeed a tragic experience and brush with death will give you a new appreciation for life, i know i just survived a near death experience and feel i have a new lease on life. to tell you the truth though when i learned my condition may be fatal a peace came over me like as if all the worry was gone but you can't take me out that easy i still have purpose. experiences like this let you believe that life is truly beautiful.

so that's awesome you have someone to share your life with now.

i bet your parents are happy you went to rehab. i have spent a few months in a dual diagnosis center with people going through rehab and it was an awful experience for me, but getting to spend that time with someone you care about must have made the experience more pleasant. you spent $20 at sonic when you got out lol. you didn't like the food in the rehab center, i loved the food when i went. at $2k dollars a day and no discharge date i got my monies worth and seconds of every meal. i guess we did only have hamburgers a couple times the entire time i was there.

so it seems you have achieved your godhead and self manifested as deity now.

that is the first step of initiation into the mystery school brother. if you truly believe this the universe will show you that you do have super powers. it takes this over inflated ego in concatenation with an environmental stress or hardship to force your mind to evolve and ascend to that higher state of consciousness. if you think about how to animals evolve over time its the environment that stress forces this biological evolution. like how a whale used to be a land mammal with legs until its environmental stress and pushed them into the water so their front legs became flippers and back legs disappeared but hip bones still remain. it works the same way with the godhead mind. if you where still smoking this would be a good time push the limits of your self manifested deity but don't push it man you have a girl now.

yeah that 12 step program AA or NA is some bullshit religious brainwashing, when you think of your self as a god you have no place in that group.

sure maybe it doesn't seem like a religious organization but read their propaganda and listen the opening and closing statements and it becomes clear. most of those users go to NA to hook up with drugs anyways. you should have got your fill of group therapy in rehab. its pointless to sit around talking about drugs unless you got some. that's what i told my substance abuse councilor once. she had an interesting harm reduction approach, she was like this is how much money you earn and this is how much of that money you can spend on drugs. i was like wait your not telling me to not do drugs ? this is weird i don't need this therapy anymore. my other therapist seems to think i would make a good drug councilor. most of those people are good people, they have either been addict themselves which are the better ones, or they have had a traumatic experience associated with drugs or alcohol like an abusive parent or lost someone to drunk driving or they are a religious nut bag and in my opinion have no place being a drug abuse councilor.

so preach brother teach us about the horrors over of overdosing on meth.

you know most states have some sort of law i forget whats its called but if you call 911 because someone is overdosing they can't prosecute you if they find drugs. these laws have been put in place to try and save more people from over dosing because people are scared they will get busted if they call emergency services to help someone out. i'm glad you did call. what happened ? did she go into cardiac arrest ? over dosing on meth is very rare, it takes a lot meth to overdose like over 7 grams in a day for a user with tolerance become toxic but rarely is it fatal wikipedia says. she might have an underlying condition that you should get checked out maybe ? i have a friend that just went through this, did too much meth and wound up in a comma. the thing is his friends where scared and like just dropped him at the emergency room or something. his mom was on his face book asking his friends what he was taking so the doctors would know how to treat him. finally someone told his mom it was meth. he woke up after a couple days and was fine.

what where you thinking in the hospital ?

what did they do to save her ? what can people do to prevent this type of thing from happening ? what did the doctors say ? hospital doctors seem to usually be misinformed when it comes to amphetamines, like they don't even have them in the hospital you got to bring them from home. what did they do in rehab ? meth detox isn't really physical. i remember my first time when i found myself involuntary in the hospital, i was so bummed i would not feel that euphoria again, no more meth was kind of soul crushing of course i had a lot of other stuff going on at the time i was trying to adjust to. now when the hospitals take the amphetamines away it doesn't make me feel anything but a little more tired. once you pass the smoking doesn't get me high anymore, i'm going to bomb this gram and smoke that gram then go to bed like normal phase days or months without it are not difficult at all in my experience. i have been 4 months meth free. i still take amphetamines in therapeutic does which i think is a great help for anybody transition from a meth addiction.

so glad you are doing well brother tell us the entire story.


[1 Points] hhayn:

I think you should go ahead and place a quick order while she's not around. After all, it wasn't you who got spun out and it wasn't you who suggested retirement and it wasn't you who thought rehab was necessary.

If she can't appreciate all you have done for her, and accept that you may just need a taste every now and then, well then unfortunately it looks like she's gotta go.

No way around that it seems, no sir.

It is very clear now. She has to go.


[1 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

Quitter alert