Peeps that have nosy friend/family members-what do you tell them when they ask what keeps coming in your priority envelopes?

I'm curious what excuses others use, for spouse (or others) that do not know you order from the DNM. I always come up with the weakest shit and know they think it's fishy. Maybe ordering to PO box would be better.

My shit always comes in the same priority big ass envelope so it's not easy to hide


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[29 Points] None:

I tell them it's a brick of none of their fucking business.


[27 Points] None:

Just say that you're ordering massive amounts of schedule 1 substances, I bet they will think you're lying.


[11 Points] FriendlyDrugAddict:

Hi, since they are not opening them it seems, maybe buy a deco amount of those cheap ass iphone chargers and leave them around and tell them you sell them or some shit and you had to reup on you know, wires.


[6 Points] 30792581:

Hm, I would want to be able to be honest with a spouse about it.

Roommates are a different story. Just order different things - Amazon, Ebay, online clothing retailers - and it'll seem plausible that you get a lot of different kinds of things delivered.


[8 Points] None:

Maybe ordering to PO box would be better.

If you can't be honest with the people you are living with, you really should get a box so that you don't put them at risk.


[3 Points] rostarman:

Parts for your car from Ebay. Computer parts. Reference materials. Anniversary gift etc etc


[5 Points] AgMarketThrowaway:

why do you have to explain to these people what you're ordering?

I also agree with being honest with your spouse.


[5 Points] santobonz:

I don't agree that we need to tell our spouses absolutely everything, especially if you've done your research and/or have dealt with a reputable vendor for a while/more than once--one with good stealth, a LONG track record across multiple markets, and who uses return labels that wouldn't trigger alert (like someone put a fake bank name on an envelope a while back that I ordered; I was so glad to get to the mail beforehand, that would have triggered a "WTF is that? a collection agency?" spiel). My spouse was fine with me buying E/green once or twice. But after the seizure of the road last year and this year, she's very untrusting of everything (as we all should be) but ultimately i'm taking the risk and have always told her, no matter what comes here if you are not expecting to sign for anything, never do. now if i have something mailed in, tell her LATER, it's usually not a big deal because I saved her the anxiety.

But for now, I try to buy in SEMI-bulk as much as I can to minimize orders, and I don't mean "intent to become warlord trafficker" quantities, although that does vary greatly across substances. BUT maybe enough of whatever substance to last for X of weeks/months. At the same time, I make an order or three off Amazon/ebay which is not rare for me since I do sell a lot of crap on there too. Mix it in with normal mail you're kind of "expecting" in the same time frame.

Another thing I will do is buy her something I think she would like for her office or hobbies whatever. I have done this LONG before DNM so it's no big deal. We don't really do the big "here's a 1 really expensive christmas gift" but usually travel and/or buy each other random things year round when we come across something. So if she gets NOSY I can take said package into MY spare room/office and leave it there. If I ordered a print the week before, I can then surprise her with it. (if things come in flat envelopes). If in small boxes, get creative.

Otherwise, get a PO box. I have considered this as well but have minimized DNM activity as best I can for now. I know some disagree with my ethics but we are all entitled to some privacy in relationships and there are things I prefer to keep to myself, or have a long experience with that will dabble with on occasion. It's better than trying to justify what I'm doing over and over. Because even though a lot of people on here DON'T do the research, cross forum examination of vendors, etc. there ARE plenty of us who do. Or, I'd like to keep to myself the reason our green is seemingly never-ending. I'm not asked, so why tell? If we were "2 j's in the morning" type of people--different story.


[5 Points] Serenaadams:

I got busted by me ex. Luckily he was an idiot and said it was an old vendor trying to get me back. I started ordering vitamins, minerals etc... after that. Have your story ready.


[3 Points] hdheuud:

"None of your fucking business"


[3 Points] None:

I read alot and order many used books(for my neighbors that are nosy)


[2 Points] anyoneellselaughing:

I can't imagine someone being that nosy.. I mean its your personal private mail what business is it of theirs?


[1 Points] CocaineNose:

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[1 Points] KevlarNChrome:

Ummm... Fuck off? But I'm not a nice person.


[-1 Points] None:

If you are ordering drugs to a shared housing location and have not told those individuals, you are pretty fucked up mannnn (though probably not intentionally). Those people can and will have their lives ruined by you if you get caught by LE. Every electronic, all cash, and any other piece of remotely relevant (or not) property can be seized by LE and it will probably not be returned.

I would say "don't be that guy", but this is way worse than being "that guy".