Just got pulled over with a QP of weed..
Picked up a QP from my guy and three sheets of Lucy and my car smelled pretty strong but it was vac sealed so wasn't too bad. I also had a dub in my glove compartment that I was planning on smoking (QP was for re sale.) 3 blocks from my house I get the cock-meat sandwich, (or flashing lights, same thing) and I pull over to the side of the road. Dude comes up to my car and informs me I was going 32 in a 25 which is fucking pathetic to even pull me over for and proceeds to ask me why my car smells like marijuana. I told him I had a gram of it for personal use and don't want to cause any trouble hoping he would either let me go or give me a misdemeanor. I'd rather take a fine and probation than a $5000 fine and prison. He asked me to hand it over to him and I complied. The guy said since I have no previous record and seemed to be an honest citizen he would confiscate it and let me go. I have never been so scared yet so relieved before in my life. I am honestly so happy I got a speeding ticket. Best case scenario at the time. Having weed in my car actually saved me from getting arrested for weed. Onfg Im gonna smoke a bowl and go to bed
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no dude, you don't break two laws at once..