[Vendor Review]BIG MDMA ROUND-UP: CanadianForger, Bungee54, Mollymuffins, Polira, HOS, DeadmauFive, Allchem, CaptainZo, DrEarnhardt

So I've tried many MDMA vendors, they come and go. There's 3 kinds.

When good EU vendors exist, they're awesome. Stealthbomber seems to be the most recent EU vendor, but he has many reports of no ships or month+ long waits. Snapback I hear is speedy. I'm pretty sure that all the EU vendors simply got overloaded this season and fucked up, as it's pretty consistent amongst all of them of absolutely insane, stupid, retarded 'reasons' like a 'teammate' dying to a printer breaking (to print what, their 20 labels a day? lol). At the moment, we have yet to see one really rise.

From the US. The current review template is absolutely retarded, so I'll be using my own. As far as stealth, they all were fine and MBB, sealed, etc. B54's the only one that stood out with a unique 'innocuous' packaging, but no issues really.

Purity is assumed because someone has done a GC/MS on CanadianForger's Ivory which was ~62%, and many have claimed is similar in purity to the brown sugar, just 'different', that the brown sugar roll is preferable, as well as personal judgement as there has been one sample of MDMA I have done that, assuming was pure 85%, it'd put brown sugar around 65% purity.

I want to say someone did a GC/MS of the Canadian brown sugar we typically see too but can't find it...

Quantity will not be provided.

Communication was fine unless otherwise noted. I always contact vendors before my first order. If they can't respond to a simple PM in reasonable time then I hesitate that they'll handle my order in reasonable time and respect, especially for larger orders.

NL

Bunge54 Agora AWOL
Escrow: Escrow
Shipped from: Netherlands
Shipping time: 1-2 Months
Price: $20/g
Look: Clear, large Crystals. Looks like good meth.
Weight: Labeled as .17g over, and was.
Estimated Purity: 75%

B54 clearly got overloaded, my promised reship still hasn't arrived. Lots of BS from this vendor in regards to their fuck-uppery. Shit happens but they were not honest about it.

That said, the girl and I plugged 5g over one night once. That was insane. Neither of us had a tolerance or anything in particular, just craziness. Like starting at midnight and used it up by 4AM. I probably did 3, 3.5g myself. I've done a full g once or twice in a night but I don't really use MDMA that much. I know that sounds absurd but I basically just went a little crazy with MDMA for a few months, never was really into it and now not really into it anymore (I mean I gotta let it reset a few months, I'm sure it'll fun in the future). I'd say I've done less than 10g's easily in my life.

Random Free Sample from Evolution AWOL?
Escrow: Escrow
Shipped from: Netherlands
Shipping time: 3 Weeks
Price: Free!
Look: Straight crack rock butter
Weight: .2g
Estimated Purity: 85%

I had some canadian brown sugar on hand to compare directly to, and literally you could use a significant amount less of this stuff and get the same, if not way higher. SO much purer than your canadian brown sugar stuff, this stuff was absolute fire. It looked like the crack rock you get in the project, that straight butter, that waxy stuff that just crumbles. I never smoke crack, but been around and seen it, and this stuff just had that same almost-translucent, waxy, slightly yellow look.

But it was not crack. It was the best MDMA I've ever had. Hence, where all my purity ratings come from, my experience assuming this was pure 85%. Don't even remember the vendor, they were sending free samples to establish feedback for a new account. Maybe they're a big vendor now, maybe they pulled an exit scam with the feedback.

DrEarnhardt Pill Evolution
Escrow: Escrow
Shipped from: Netherlands
Shipping time: 3 Weeks
Price: Free
Look: Yellow Domino that crumbled easily and was pressed poorly
Weight: Advertised as 175mg
Estimated Purity: Definitely much weaker lol

I would say this pill had under 100mg easily. Barely felt it. It was free but shady reports abound of this vendor.

CANADA

DeadmauFive Agora AWOL
Escrow: Escrow Available but chose 10% FE Bonus
Shipped from: Canada
Shipping time: 1 Week
Price: $28/g
Look: Canadian Brown Sugar crystals
Weight:
Estimated Purity: 65%

Your typical canadian brown sugar, DeadmauFive is awol. He was supposed to return on I think 11/10? It's too bad, he had the best price on it.

Canadian Forger Agora
Escrow: Escrow
Shipped from: Canada
Shipping time: 1 Week
Price: $32/g
Look: Canadian Brown Sugar LUMPS
Weight:
Estimated Purity: 65%

My go-to now all around! He also responds promptly and keeps you updated!. His brown sugar is a little different, in that it's less crystalline than most, and more of 'clumps'. You can see it in the pictures of his listings. Like you'll find plenty of big rocks in the bag. Regardless, doesn't make any difference, it's the same brown sugar as any other.

Rebel_alliance and all the other Canadian vendors at the moment don't respond worth shit and/or have jacked up prices. No brainer. Please don't get overloaded yo, much love

All_Chem Agora AWOL
Escrow: Escrow
Shipped from: Canada
Shipping time: 1 Week
Price: $30/g
Look: Canadian Brown Sugar LUMPS
Weight: Free 50mg sample of 2C-B with order!
Estimated Purity: 65%

You could sell the 2C-B sample and basically make your money back on 1G, really cool vendor. Sent me a duplicate order on accident, I told them and they said just sit on it. They made a splash this summer and then just disappeared.

US/DOMESTIC

Ms.MollyMuffins Agora
Escrow: Escrow
Shipped from: USA
Shipping time: 3 Weeks
Price: $38/g
Look: Canadian Brown Sugar crystals/Yellowish Cut to shit GARBAGE
Weight:
Estimated Purity: 65%/30%

So I placed an order with these guys because they had a great, near-Canada price back when EU was all fucked, and at the moment, no clear Canadian vendor existed.

My first order was severely underweight, I assumed a major shipping mistake. They said no problem, and they'd send the right amount. Okay, word, that's fine, I understand shit happens, no big deal. Then they say they'll throw in some LSD. Word, can you tell me what ug rating just so I know? Then they say it'll actually be LAD, and they don't tell me the dosage...

3 weeks later I get what I ordered, a large quantity of yellow, cut to shit powder bullshit, and 4 tabs of windowpane LAD (I assume around 80ug? Windowpane is like... dissolve in your mouth, cool, hexagonal translucent green waxy paper/candy semi-rigid things). The LAD was fine, it's a lot like LSD but slightly less headspace. But it's still there, it's not like 2C-B or NBOME that are definitely missing it. It's definitely very similar to LSD. I would wonder if one might not even be able to tell even if they were experienced (I also thought that the first time I did 2C-B after taking a break from LSD for a while though).

Like I can fit 150mg of brown sugar exactly into a #3 gelcap. You can barely get 100mg of this yellow cut shit into a #3 gelcap. It's like cut with milk powder or whatever, very fluffed up bullshit. It looks big, but it's really not much (I did get the weight I ordered though).

In fact, it failed on a Marquis/Mandelin on my reagents, but my reagents were going bad and it tested fine on new reagents (but my failing reagents still tested right on legit MDMA....). I wonder if it's cut with methylone given how my bad reagents reacted... Anyways, absolutely bullshit.

I didn't finalize for a very long time, until I confirmed with new reagents what it was, and tried it, but weak shit. Just glad this nightmare was over.

There's actually quite a bit in their feedback of people not getting their orders and such. Don't finalize until you're fucking high on this one, if you DO go with them... Frankly I wish I had not finalized because I was given shitty fucking quality stuff that was not what was advertised. I can't do anything with this garbage.

My sourest DNM experience. Lesson learned about finalizing, make sure the product isn't just legit but also of quality before finalizing.

HouseOfSpirit Agora
Escrow: FE
Shipped from: USA
Shipping time: 2 Week
Price: $30/g
Look: Canadian Brown Sugar crystals
Weight:
Estimated Purity: 65%

Canadian brown sugar with Canadian prices with American safety and... EU shipping times. I mean if she threw in some sort of discount when ordering with her other products, it'd be worth it, but otherwise no reason to go to her for MDMA other than to be loyal. You could say there's no reason not to just get it from her either. She also is well known for extras so you'll likely get that discount anyways.

But no escrow so I personally will not use her for MDMA since I don't have to, as much as I love her.

Polira Agora
Escrow: Escrow
Shipped from: USA
Shipping time: NEW YORK MINUTE
Price: $50/g
Look: White crystalline crushed up powder
Weight:
Estimated Purity: 50%

The purity is low, no doubt about it, but fuck me this guy is fast. He has overnighted me to vegas hotels and crazy last minute parties with no extra charge, just me saying 'Hey trying to get it quickly this weekend' multiple times.

I've never waited more than 2 days from this guy, so fucking reliable.

Despite his low quality, this has been the vendor I've used the most. Much love to Polira, he's your go-to if you need to make shit happen for this weekend. 50% of 1g will still lay your ass out for the weekend!

CaptainZo Agora
Escrow: Escrow
Shipped from: USA
Shipping time: 1 Week
Price: $60/g
Look: Canadian Brown Sugar crystals
Weight:
Estimated Purity: 65%

I wanted it quick and he had the brown sugar. It wasn't particularly quick. Not bad by any means, just not Polira fast (I didn't need it polira fast either though, just wanted it). Just a typical domestic vendor selling brown sugar, I have nothing bad to say about this guy.

That's my wrap-up. I don't mean to try every vendor, it just turned out that way. You kinda end up with a US for quickness when traveling or emergencies, a Canadian because EU sucks right now, and EU because it's the shit when it's right. Other vendors I've avoided for what I think is good reason if you search them.

I always Marquis, Mandelin, and Mecke test, everything I've ordered has tested correctly and the same.

This is everyone. Have not tried anyone else either myself or from a friend ordering something from someone.

TLDR The best right now is CanadianForger. It used to be someone else. Polira is fast as fuck. Ew MollyMuffins.


Comments


[9 Points] None:

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[7 Points] None:

helpful reviews thanks OP. don't mind the retards on here


[6 Points] None:

good review but lol at 5 grams.


[3 Points] housemuse:

You have any reviews on Instrument?


[2 Points] None:

Love how you assholes fucked these reviews all up. Thanks OP great reviews.


[2 Points] SteelyEly:

Try harder to fill a #3, I can typically get anywhere between 170-190 for each one.
Less caps used overall, just a tiny bit more effort to stuff each one. :)
Unless of course you're just going for 150 per cap for a nice even number, which either way works.
Thanks for the reviews.


[2 Points] ass-fister:

I got excited when I saw Allchem but I guess they still aren't vending :(. He was truly one of the best vendors i've dealt with. His brown sugar MDMA didn't even compare to HoS. AND the only one that has left me feedback on Agora!


[2 Points] None:

Besides ship time, How was the quality and roll from HOS's stuff. I have 5 grams of it but wont be dropping again till Jan. Everyone says its fire but you seem to say it how it is, so I would like to hear your opinion on it.


[1 Points] throwaFaygo:

Ah, so 85% pure = 100% pure, makes sense


[1 Points] sgurdekili:

Sounds like you had a fantastic time. I haven't done MDMA with a woman in a long time. Last time I did it, I was much younger and fucked all night long. So lovely, highly recommended. I feel 5 grams is a bit much in one night, but you know your body better than I. Some people take anti-depressants and need high dosages to get off. Anyways, thanks for the reviews.


[1 Points] Dabinthetoro:

Is this usually pollira quality level? I got a g off him a couple months ago because I don't mess with MDMA that much and it was clear crystals and seemed to be fire to me. I've had a bunch of the euro e pills too.


[1 Points] opiatesownme:

Ever plan on trying snapback? He has amazon-like shipping times to the US and his mdma is some of the best I've had but I'm not as versed as you. I'd like to see you review some of his stuff.


[0 Points] RatParkPete:

What's up with 85% pure = 65% pure? You do realize that the whole "MDMA purity can be 84% pure" is inaccurate because it assumes the HCl salt bound to it is an active compound, when that is irrelevant and you should be thinking about it from an active impurity standpoint. I'm still just confused how purity is being randomly estimated for some of these without actual testing.


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[0 Points] GJwin:

I really can't understand what all the discussion is about. He did this review to help people what vendor to choose or not to choose!

How much he consumed, when he consumed, with whom he consumed does not matter, at all, for us readers! Well, how much he consumed in one sessions does give a little more detail of the product, but that's all. And we all know, when you consume MDMA, setting and surroundings has ALOT to say for the high you get. Seems like you had a good setting, my opinion. Sounds like you had a great time to me.

He had a good time, and he even took the time to make a detailed review of multiple vendors products.

We are our own self person, and we do as we feel. There is no reason to judge this person because he might have consumed too much/alot in one session. Credits to @EmptyEmma for the detailed guide.

Everything not related to this review is really irrelevant, other than feedback from others who had experience with these vendors, or questions regarding products in this review.

I really can't understand why every thread goes off track...Keep it to the subject. Thumbs up to EmptyEmma. Just a precaution, too much consumption over short period of time can cause serotonin-syndrome, but you probably already know that, if your smart enough to read up on the drugs before you consume them, so take it easy, and just have a good time, don't overdo it.

Again, thumbs up for a great review thread. Should be more threads like this one, they are of great help for everyone reading this sub, whether you're a buyer or not. Read, learn, remember and pass information onto others. MDMA should not be over consumed, in my opinion.

English is not my native language, so excuse me if there is some trouble to understand my post.

Again, cheers for the review. Hoping to see more of these in the future, and i believe vendors do as well.

Have fun, party! Keyword; Keep it safe.

Adios amigos!


[0 Points] None:

This guy sounds like an idiot. I wouldn't go off his recommendations. It sounds like he did mdma every weekend. Plugging 5 grams seriously smh. And to generalize US vendors off the cheapest scummiest ones is dumb. You should have went with MollyMuse, apollonian, or boosie....