If you were a vendor or drug dealer, how would you go about mortgaging a house?

If you were making over 3k a month that would be more than enough for most houses considering youd already have a good downpayment. Can you claim on tax returns you make 100k a year and pay 23% tax on that? What other tactics could you use if you couldnt buy a house in cash and made "freelance" money


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[15 Points] niggerplease2:

  1. Take vids of self jerking off
  2. Make site to sell jerkoff vids for btc
  3. ??????????????????
  4. Profit


[2 Points] beefstockcube:

Pretty much as long as:

It can be seen going into your bank on a regular basis so $3k per month for 12/24/36 months

You have a contract that says you'll be paid that amount plus relevant taxes

Or

3 years tax returns that match that amount

Banks don't care.


[2 Points] niggerplease2:

In all actuality however its not difficult to launder 100k. With a legit business but yes you will have to pay taxes.


[2 Points] clintwestwood1:

Find a property that has owner financing. Work with the owner and give him cash every week and have it paid off in a couple of years. Profit.


[2 Points] thuiett:

If it were me. I'd buy a few cheap rental properties that are forclosed on. Fix them up use the empty ones for drops to keep the business going. After a few years of renting them out sell them all and buy it with cash. Or get someone else in your family that truly has money and credit and ask them to assist you with investing in


[1 Points] BarryHash:

fuck the mortgage, rent a house in a well known very nice area, enquire about buying a house in a "lower" area, use the estate agents solicitor, they will check youve got enough funds and ask a few vague questions but wont dig


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] thepostalinspector:

Just buy whatever house you want. If anyone asks where you got the money, tell them you've been saving your birthday money for years. You don't have to pay taxes on birthday money.

Realistically, buy a piece of land and pay contractors cash under the table to build your house.