First time buyer - How's my OpSec?

I've been reading up on a lot of things, and I think I have this figured out.

So I find a seller somewhere on this forum (and not through a tor site) - then send them the money through paypal, probably bank account or credit card payment. I'm moving soon so I'm going to use my old address and say the old person living there must have sent it to me in my name and hoped to retrieve it. I think this will be the best opsec.

I plan on buying fifty lbs of weed, and probably some gummie bears, those shits intrigue me. Anyone have advice on who to contact to get a good hook up? All help is much appreciated.

Edit; The title should probably say "what not to do." - I can't tell if I'm being trolled while trolling or if people really think this post was legit. Everyone who went along with it, Thanks! But if you did think it was serious... Like... I don't believe in God but I'll still pray for you.


Comments


[11 Points] kr3wmonk3y:

Hit up humboldtfarms he's got you or maybe trappy/budcentral can set you right :)

to soon?


[6 Points] None:

I hope this isn’t serious


[5 Points] Crowfeather1999:

too obvious of a shitpost, I just deem this a shit post


[3 Points] None:

I rate your OPSEC 10/10 gummies


[3 Points] janobi-boris:

50Lbs, via paypal/cc and delivered?

Sounds like you've already smoked 50Lbs of weed. Either balls of steel, or head full of rocks. Either way, you're meeting Bubba pretty soon :P


[2 Points] None:

Dude! You're the troll.


[1 Points] bakeram4:

I doubt anyone is gonna take a paypal for over 110k esp since you can reverse if paypal even lets that payment go thru, that's why the dnm only works with cryptocurrency you can't take it back.. ordering that much at one time is terrible your either gonna get a few HUGE ass boxes or 25+ boxes your opsec is terrible your more putting the vendor/person more at risk than you are.... this amount is something you do local, not online as in the risk is too great for the vendor and you possibility of losing 110k but with all that said I wish one of my friends ask me for that much


[1 Points] bebopx2:

Opsec ? Why ? Your reddit post history reveals all. I could have your home address in a couple of hours


[0 Points] AlpaNiggaOut:

Yo hit me up I got you on all those things, send cash money to me and we can go from there