[Vendor Review] Tessellated and ThePinkPanther [SR2] as well as pimpit, Dutchmasters, Interways, and HouseofSpirit [Agora] with Pictures!

Hey /r/darknetmarkets, since the beginning of the year I've made a few purchases from a number of vendors on both Agora and SR2.0. Since there wasn't much information on some of the vendors on reddit, I figured I'd provide a written review of my experiences with them on the dark net. Sorry in advance for the weird lighting on the photos, my camera isn't great. Also, my account is only a day old but that's because I'd prefer to do this kinda thing on a throwaway.

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Tessellated: [SR2]

X grams of very pure and potent MDMA x2

Speed: 5/5 I live in the same country so his shipping was always quick, never took longer than a week to arrive. Didn't communicate with vendor on either order from him since none was necessary.

Stealth: 5/5 If it were intercepted and opened the contents could possibly seem a little suspicious, but not enough to warrant a seizure. Overall I was impressed.

Product: 4/5 His white powder M, tested at 94% and higher, is absolute fire. It's put me and my friends on our asses in the most mellow rolls on multiple occasions. Since it is finely powdered snorting is far less painful, another benefit. The downside is that it leaves a weird smell in your nose a few days after that I've never had with other MDMA. The price per gram is unfortunately a bit too high as well.

Photo: Tess' white powder in caps

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pimpit: [SR2]/[Agora]

LSD Fluff 98% Xtal 250ug x3

Speed: 5/5 One order took almost two weeks to arrive but in the other two circumstances it arrived the same week I ordered it. One FE but that was only after Sheep shut down. No communication with vendor but I have bought from pimpit on three different marketplaces so I felt no need to. I highly recommend him for quality LSD.

Stealth: 5/5 If this were somehow intercepted I'd be blown away. I've always been impressed with pimpit's stealth methods.

Product: 5/5 I haven't done a lot of L but his tabs are the best I've ever done. Always a strong and very clean trip. A tab is all you need for strong visuals.

Photo: pimpit's blotter art

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Dutchmasters: [Agora]

Blue Androids 200mg MDMA Pressed Pills

Speed: 5/5 Put the shipment in transit the quickest of any vendor I've dealt with. Took 9 days from the Netherlands which was terrific.

Stealth: 4/5 While it doesn't look suspicious and is well prepared, if opened I'm not confident it wouldn't get caught.

Product: 4.5/5 Went to a concert on these with some friends and had the best time. Strong eye wiggles to begin followed by energy and the urge to dance until the show ended. First pressed pill I had ever taken and was impressed. The pills were blotchier than advertised though, which has dissuaded some people who showed interested.

Photo: A trio of paranoid androids

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ThePinkPanther: [SR2]

X gr UNCUT Cocaine & X gr UNCUT Speed Paste 74%

Speed: 5/5 Sent in two separate shipments although I placed the orders together, they arrived 8 and 9 days after being shipped. Vendor was quick to ship as well.

Stealth: 2/5 While I loved the shipping speed the stealth was questionable. If opened I have no doubt it would be caught, it was the worst of any order I've ever made. I don't know if I'd order again on this factor alone.

Product: 4/5 The stealth was the only issue of the transaction as both substances were tremendous. While coke isn't my thing my friends claim they've never had better, it's very flakey. The speed is a great cheap alternative to adderall if you cap it, although the paste was more liquid than paste and lost more than half of it's weight when cut and dried.

Photos: Flakey coke , Beige speed powder after drying

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Interways: [Agora]

X gr. Clear Crystal MDMA Rocks 84%

Speed: 3/5 FE'd for Interways rules, the reputation gave me confidence. Took the longest to ship of any package at 13 days from Germany, Interways was quick to communicate though which gave me confidence.

Stealth: 4/5 The best stealth I've ever seen. Not even a question that it would pass any customs. Not only that but I opened it while roommates were around and they all burst into laughter at the humorous method used by Interways. Edit: /u/thenine9 has brought up that the stealth method used might not pass an x-ray or dog test and I have no evidence or reason to disagree.

Product: 5/5 The M looks gorgeous. Tan crystals were good in size and a few friends who tried it had a great time at a show, I haven't had experience with it yet.

Photos: Crystals/powder , Capped tan MDMA

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HouseofSpirit [Agora]

Xmg of 2cb Powder

Speed: 4/5 FE'd for HoS rules, the reputation made me confident. Arrived 11 days to Canada from the states which was slightly longer than usual. HoS was quick to tell me my PGP had an error and resolved that right away. Excellent communication.

Stealth: 5/5 Top notch stealth, would pass any inspection. Wouldn't worry about it crossing through border customs.

Product: 5/5 I've only had the chance to do it once but 15mg insufflated resulted in some very strong visuals and a conveniently short trip with a powerful peak. Looking forward to a nexus flip with it.

Photo: Baggie of 2c-b

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Hope this review helps anyone looking to do business with any of these vendors in the future!

EDIT: New album for some vendors photos with better lighting!


Comments


[8 Points] None:

5/5 review. Love the pictures.


[3 Points] thenine9:

Not even a question that it would pass any customs. Not only that but I opened it while roommates were around and they all burst into laughter at the humorous method used by Interways.

Urgh, so he is still doing that. FYI everyone else, this stealth method no longer works in a lot of cases in most advanced countries.

OP, you're judging stealth all wrong (as are these vendors). Customs don't inspect packages with people looking at them, they inspect them with xray and dogs.

"good stealth" means well sealed against dogs (and we can't tell that) and would blend in on an x-ray.

Now OP, think about the stealth method interways used, and think about what it would look like under an xray - it would look exactly like someone trying to place drugs inside something else. And there you have the answer to why so many of his packages don't land (and vendors who use similar techniques).


[2 Points] starkiller67:

You guys have the login link? I think mine is expired.


[2 Points] starkiller67:

For Agora I mean


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] pussyole684:

Awesome awesome stuff man


[1 Points] None:

Tessellated is the shit. His MDMA cannot be topped.


[1 Points] EDCO:

Nexus flip

Please do tell me more OP!


[1 Points] None:

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