Has anyone's dog eaten 100+mg of klonipin?

I'm a fucking idiot and ordered 100 2mg pills from Craigman (nothing but love <3). They were for my final presentation for my final class before graduating. I was so intimidated. They were like my secret weapon. But I left them in an open Benadryl bottle like a fucking idiot. I spent the whole day looking for them since I didn't see her actually eat them and she acted totally fine but the vet said that's normal. So $200 for pills and $150 for vet check up later here I am. A majorly bummed idiot. I don't even have a point to this story. Don't be like me, I guess. Now off to prepare my presentation, hopefully I won't get points off for a flushed face and shaking voice. :( worst week ever.


Comments


[17 Points] trippingBaseballs:

No but my dog ate like 2 sheets of LSD so he probably could have used that 100 mg of klonipin....


[6 Points] None:

Were you planning on taking all 100 for your presentation?


[2 Points] Letsdoallthedrugs:

Dude...that's fucked up.


[2 Points] dvrknvt:

OP ate them all in a blackout and convinced himself it was the dog.


[2 Points] Thriz_whistle:

Dogs actually metabolize benzos differently and require much larger doses than humans. I knew a dog that had seizure issues and took crazy big doses.

For the idiots: That said, don't give your dog benzos unless a vet tells you to.


[2 Points] sullyrb:

pretty sure that dog will eat anything if it ate 100 pills. feed your fucking dog shitface


[1 Points] xanaxmanthevendor:

wow i'm surprised it didn't make the dog reallllllllllly sleepy, i wonder if your dog blacked out lol, my dog gets really wound up and the vet gave us 2x 2mg bars (this was a long time ago before i even knew of the darknet) but we were instructed to give the dog one or both as needed before we took dog to the vet, i didn't notice a thing the dog was still really wound up. I was really surprised, it appeared to have done nothing, But 200mgs of clonazepam thats a lot.

Most importantly, Glad to hear your dog is safe and everything is alright.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] uradumbass123:

Are you really feeling sorry for yourself about lost funds? You're lucky your dog didn't fucking die... I'd be counting my lucky stars your carelessness didn't kill your dog if it was me.


[1 Points] None:

No but my friend's cat ate a few adderall one time


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

So my dog almost got into my opioid stash the other day. I have like 10 pills bottles in my computer bag. I usually set it down in my office on the ground. I leave the room and come back to pop a pill and my bottle is fucking gone! I panic. Then I think that maybe I set it down somewhere and didn't think about it. Look all around and nothing!!! Finally see the bottle in my dogs bed! She tries to eat through my bottle!!!!

So a day later I stupidly out my bag on the floor and sure enough my dog pulled out my opioids. Not any other bottle. The opioids. It was buried too beneath other bottles. Fucking dog loves her opioids like her master. Lol! Obviously I'm more careful now. I don't share opioids


[1 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

I once licked my pile of xanax instead of my pile of cocaine.


[1 Points] peacephrog1972:

Damn

I used to get 90 2mg clonipin straight from Romania via clearnet with no script for $100

They were White Roche double crossed

I'd think darknet prices would be much better....that was only 5 years ago


[1 Points] UnclePsych0:

Huh this is a new twist on the "I never got to try my pack!" story we're so used to here.

Glad to hear the dogs okay but dude be careful. You're lucky you don't have a little rugrat doing stuff like that.


[1 Points] arbitrarysquid:

we have to put our dog on valium to prevent seizures. little jack russell and she gets prescribed an amount of valium that would put me on my ass. dogs process it completely different and don't get super high on it at all.

now when my pit/rott mix got into a porcupine, they gave him ketamine, and he was fucked up. would be standing there looking around dazed and all four legs would just slide out in different directions.


[1 Points] CraigmanVendor:

Wow man, I hope everything is okay now! I agree with the user that said the dog should've been literally knocked out... that's A LOT to take, especially at once!

We, Craigman, on Dream and AB only sell the REAL Roche brand European pharmaceuticals too and not any of those fake Indian/Pakistani crap, hence the concern!

Thanks for the love though and hope you got through your presentation fine buddy!! :)


[0 Points] cryptolowe:

ive taken around 20-30 zannie bars at once. had a huge tolerance but i was fine. super calm which is always nice