This is a shoutout to/review of Turtle Time, and a resounding endorsement of the dark-web, the invisible internet project & of course Bitcoin too.
NOTE AFTER WRITING THIS: - I am seeing WARNING next to themarketplace.i2p here. I had a good experience, I cannot comment on others.
What this really comes down to is freedom, choice. Alcohol makes me loud, angry, lusty & stupid. My hangovers last for days. My regrets last for years. I much prefer a joint before I head to a concert, a bong hit before Saturday morning laziness, and sex high (. . . well it seems like I last longer. . . ). But this opinion, in the eyes of the cop below my window and my representative in congress makes me a criminal. I hide the fact I smoke weed from my co-workers, my family, even many of my friends because... well I guess I am ashamed of it. I don't want to be a criminal, I like volunteering and traveling and a bunch of other things that I couldn't do with a criminal record, or for that matter, in jail. I don't have any drug dealer friends, and I am not particularly interested in seeking them out. I've had some sketchy experiences in dark parking-lots waiting for "a drop" and I have been taken advantage of by being sold skunk-shit weed, laced bags or light bags. Enter Turtle Time, themarketplace.i2p, Bitcoin: a safer, more convenient way to break dumbass laws.
Turtle time is a serious weed vendor on the dark-web who can be found on many of the popular darknetmarkets. I recommend i2p* and you should also donate & support i2p because the internet should be anonymous. You also need to use pgp encryption to protect yourself.**
Is is safe to send weed through the mail? Well I was nervous as fuck to be honest, but the package arrived and was bagged, vaccuum sealed, kevlar wrapped and disguised. The post office, quite frankly, doesn't stand a chance.
And the product quality. Oh my goodness. I thought I had had good weed. I was wrong. This shit. In my hand. Oh my? how can I do it justice? He boasts medical grade, cannibus cup winning strains. Custom hybrids, pure-authentic-100%-organic options and man, fuck, man. You aren't buying weed from a drugdealer. You are buying weed from an anonymous-artist-biologist. Just awesome.***
Thank you darkweb, thank you Bitcoin, thank you Turtle Time. Check him out. Subvert our piece of shit corrupt government. Peace \//
- 1. www.geti2p.net - download & start it -
- https://geti2p.net/en/about/browser-config
- navigate to (themarketplace.i2p) ** 1. www.gnupg.org download
- create your key pair
- import TT public key (encrypt messages you send to him with this)
- use the clipboard tool for easy encrypt / decrypt
- import TT public key (encrypt messages you send to him with this)
- https://geti2p.net/en/about/browser-config
*** current strains for sale (see * for pics): Blueberry Diesel (indica), Blueberry Diesel (sativa), Organic Sour Deisel, Organic Sour Monkey Balls, Organic Alien OG, Organic Mr. Nice, Organic Pineapple, Organic Triple Crown, Organic SAGE, Organic Purple Kush, Organic Larry 'Blackberry' Urkel , Organic Deisel Flow, Organic Flo, Organic Purpleberry Kush, Organic Black Goo
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Of all the things that have never happened, this transaction never happened the most.