I ordered something from an indian pharmacy a few weeks ago. Just now a postal worker came to my door with the package and a pink slip and said I needed to sign it to receive my package. I've ordered from these people before and have never had to sign for anything. I said I didn't know who ordered it and denied the package.
Did I almost just get arrested? Also should I treat my address as burned at this point?
These things happen this time of year. May seem uncommon most of the year, but it's not only very common/frequent Nov/Dec, but probably almost sure to happen to one of your packages (DNM or Not) at least once each year if you order in moderate frequency.
Don't jump to the conclusion you have of it being a worst case scenario, 99% of the time, its exactly the opposite