Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[8 Points] ForLol_Serious:

AlphaBay captcha wants me to divide by 0. That's impossible, you can't divide by 0.


[4 Points] None:

Didn't pgp encrypt my first order ever (TT Lsd) am I dun fucked?


[3 Points] None:

[deleted]


[3 Points] molifloridaa:

How can I get LSD in Indonesia ?


[2 Points] None:

[deleted]


[2 Points] wunduhbread:

On tor, scrolling through. Escrow vs non escrow, makes a big difference?


[2 Points] None:

Is it gay for a straight guy to get a brojob? I mean a mouth is a mouth, right?


[1 Points] TrumpIsGayForCarson:

Let's say this guy has a great deal on some buds but only will ship FedEx. What do I do?


[1 Points] dnm_alt:

What's cheapest for how many times it gets you high in terms of cannabis? Bud, concentrates, or carts?


[1 Points] dvrknvt:

Is TT really the CIA? My bars from Canada got seized is my address burned? Is Pelican exit scamming? Can I get an invite to DHL? Where's the search bar?


[1 Points] Crazypens30:

Has anyone bought any goods from The Majestic Garden? They don't have a lot of the safeguards in place that other markets have. Just curious.


[1 Points] wunduhbread:

Ordering some stuff from some place, how do i encrypt my address?


[1 Points] DNrick_sanchez:

int'l pack ordered not bulk must it be signed for? vendor said he sent it so that it wouldnt have to be, but im curious to hear opinions, UK>USA major city


[1 Points] None:

What are we gonna do when Bitcoin crashes due to the split?