For the time being we will no longer provide the DCN tracking.
Since we have had people using their real names with addresses
we have had NO ORDERS GO POSTAL!!! ALL orders in the last
couple months have been delivered, & only 1 went on an extended journey.
When people follow simple instructions it all goes well!
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We are going to allow n00bys back if they consent to 1 of 3 conditions . .
1) Use your legal name or what is used on your bills or;
2) use a bogus name but put "In care of" your real name or;
3) If you decide to use a bogus name, make sure you have already sent 6
letters & packages to yourself to check it out to make sure it works.
Please use full name as on bills.
Not; B. Clinton, or Bill C., or B. C.
We will not send if incomplete name
We used to allow anyone to order from us, but too many were not doing as we asked, & were using bogus names,
& too many packages were not getting delivered. So we stopped letting n00bys order for 2+ months, and low
& behold, ALL packages got delivered! What new people need to understand is the concept of plausible deniability,
& how that covers them using their legal names to receive packages without being concerned if someone figured out
what was inside. And for the record, none of the over 5,000 people we have sent packages have ever had someone come
knocking at their door because someone knew what was in their package. . . So lets just keep it simple, & safe 4 all!
Please no initials, just as your cell phone bill lists you, or utility or cable bill lists your name unless you are using a business
name
Please also make sure to check back in after we would normally have sent out your package to make sure everything is good.
Sometimes there are questions that need to be addressed before the package goes out, & if you don't check in, your order
may not be able to go out! So check back in after the following shipping time. Mon - Sat, if your order is in by 10:30 am PST it is
usually out that day, if it doesn't get in by noon, on those days, more than likely it will go out the next day.
So! Refunds? What refunds? Use your name, use your address, no problem! Use fake name, use fake address, problem!
If you come back to us saying that your package was not delivered and we can prove it was, we still expect a 5/5 feedback and
there will be no refund. You will also be blackballed which means no more ordering from us and we will let the other vendors
know you have been put on the black list. If it is not delivered and we confirm it, you may or may not get a discount on the next
order. If it was not deliverable, it was because you didn't give the correct address which we copy & paste to labels, & then the
address is deleted after being printed, Or the dog ate it, or the postal service whiffed. Either way it wasn't our fault! It's NEVER
OUR FAULT!!! :)
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When ordering; make sure you state your accurate name & address that any postal worker would recognize as the same
name for that address if they had previously delivered to your current address!!!!! We do our due diligence in packaging &
getting it to the post, we can't be liable for an address, name, or postal screwup. We have found that 90% of all packages that
don't arrive are because of these 2 reasons!