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Make Women Laugh
How To Make Any Woman Laugh
At Any time, Any Place,
And Any way You Want
By Martin Merrill
185 Pages
Table of Contents
..................................................................... 3
Copyright Notice....................................................................... 7
Foreword.................................................................................. 8
Part 1 Overview........................................... 11
Introduction ........................................................................... 12
“What Kind of Book is This?” .................................................... 12
Overview of the Book.............................................................. 14
What Else? ............................................................................ 16
Three Simple Steps to Being Funny ........................................ 18
One - Open Your Mind and Absorb ............................................ 18
Two - Shift in Mentality ........................................................... 19
Three - Take Massive Action .................................................... 20
The Humor Habit .................................................................... 22
Part 2 Dealing With Women........................... 24
Universal Laws of Women ...................................................... 25
Women are Emotional............................................................. 25
Women are Instinctive ............................................................ 28
Women Want to be Dominated................................................. 29
Women Want to Feel Smart ..................................................... 30
Women Want to Picture Things................................................. 31
Start Talking to Women.......................................................... 33
The 3-Second Rule ................................................................. 33
Pick Up Women...................................................................... 35
Build Rapport with Women ...................................................... 38
Flirt With Women ................................................................... 40
The 4 Types of Women ........................................................... 42
All Roads Lead to Laughter..................................................... 44
What Makes Women Laugh .................................................... 45
Part 3 Tricks & Techniques ............................ 51
The Right Humor Attitudes ..................................................... 52
An “Inner Game”.................................................................... 52
Internalization ....................................................................... 55
It’s Your Show ....................................................................... 56
Overly Funny ......................................................................... 57
The Right Body Language for Humor ...................................... 58
Tonality ................................................................................ 58
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The Soothing ...................................................................... 60
The Baritone ....................................................................... 60
The Energetic...................................................................... 61
The Dramatic ...................................................................... 61
Posture, Gestures and Movement ............................................. 63
Facial Expressions .................................................................. 66
Basics of Humor ..................................................................... 67
Fitting the Conversation .......................................................... 67
Timing .................................................................................. 67
“Test Water”.......................................................................... 70
Tell Universal Jokes First ......................................................... 70
Never Show Your Trump Card Too Early .................................... 72
Smile. Don’t Laugh. ................................................................ 73
Contingency Plan ................................................................... 74
What Jokes to Avoid............................................................... 76
Sexist, Ethnic, Religious Jokes.................................................. 76
Joke About Her ...................................................................... 76
Lame Jokes ........................................................................... 77
Make Mental Notes ................................................................. 77
End With the Funniest Joke...................................................... 78
There are Only a Few Jokes in the World................................ 79
Humor Characters .................................................................. 80
Different Women, Different Strategies ....................................... 80
Play a Character..................................................................... 81
Joke Teller ............................................................................ 82
Aggressor ............................................................................. 82
Stupid Guy ............................................................................ 83
“Wise Guy”............................................................................ 84
Intellectual, Reserved, Nerdy Guy............................................. 85
Story Teller ........................................................................... 85
Actor, Comedian, Talk Show Host ............................................. 87
Serious Guy........................................................................... 87
Imitator, Impersonator ........................................................... 88
Magician, Juggler, Fortune Teller, etc. ....................................... 89
Piece Them Together.............................................................. 90
Find the Right Target.............................................................. 91
Make Fun of Yourself .............................................................. 91
Women in a Group ................................................................. 93
Others or Other Things ........................................................... 95
The Power of Stereotypes ...................................................... 97
The Power of Facts ................................................................. 98
The Power of Words ............................................................. 100
Double Entendre .................................................................. 104
Literal Meanings................................................................... 108
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Clichés................................................................................ 110
Act “Silly”............................................................................. 111
Paired-up Sayings ................................................................ 112
Surprise Her ......................................................................... 115
Linguistic Trick ..................................................................... 116
Reinforce ............................................................................ 117
Self-contradict ..................................................................... 118
Predict Her Expectation ......................................................... 118
Going Against Convention .................................................... 120
Announce Your Next Move ..................................................... 120
Switch Roles........................................................................ 121
Reject Her........................................................................... 121
Tell Her in 3 and Only 3 Parts ............................................... 122
Illusion of Improvisation...................................................... 126
When She Wants to Laugh.................................................... 129
Make Her Feel Superior ........................................................ 131
Funny Exclamations ............................................................. 133
What to Do With Stupid Jokes .............................................. 134
Pretend That You Know........................................................ 136
Quoting ................................................................................ 137
Act it Out ............................................................................ 137
Read Mind........................................................................... 138
Hilarious Quotes................................................................... 139
Exaggeration ........................................................................ 140
Overstatement..................................................................... 140
Understatement ................................................................... 142
Be Illogical ........................................................................... 144
Misinterpret Information...................................................... 147
Get Sexual............................................................................ 148
Talk About it........................................................................ 148
Transposition....................................................................... 149
Sexual Words ...................................................................... 149
Hardcore Flirt ...................................................................... 150
Trick Her .............................................................................. 151
Make Fun of Her ................................................................... 152
Funny Imitation.................................................................... 153
Imitate People ..................................................................... 153
Fake Accents ....................................................................... 154
Part 4 Perfection ......................................... 156
Useful Applications of Humor ............................................... 157
Elude Her Questions ............................................................. 157
End Quarrels ....................................................................... 157
Modeling............................................................................... 158
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The Best Way to Memorize Funny Materials ......................... 159
Write to Make Women Laugh................................................ 167
What Kind of Writing............................................................. 168
Points to Note...................................................................... 169
Generate Materials for Laughter........................................... 170
After You Made Her Laugh.................................................... 172
Cut the Conversation ............................................................ 172
Establish Connection............................................................. 174
Follow-up ............................................................................ 175
Complementary Qualities ..................................................... 175
Magic Tricks ........................................................................ 176
Astrology, Tarot, Palm-reading............................................... 176
Astrology.......................................................................... 177
Tarot ............................................................................... 177
Palm-reading .................................................................... 177
Art ..................................................................................... 178
Dealing with Frustration....................................................... 179
Disappointment.................................................................... 179
Rejection ............................................................................ 179
General Obstacles ................................................................ 180
Afterword............................................................................. 184
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