I'm better than everybody.
Some people find me arrogant. Don't like that? Leave. I don't need you anyway. I have enough people desperately seeking my attention. Oh, but my massive popularity is no accident. I studied social psychology and human behavior for years to alter my personality and become a master of social manipulation and human interaction.
Now I’m the person everybody tries to impress and wants to be seen with. I have legions of friends wherever I go. People give me practically whatever I please and it's all so easy for me. Half of the time, I don’t even have anything valuable to say, but people still just can’t get enough of me. And while jealous losers can't stand me, everyone else thinks I’m the greatest thing in the world – and they’re right, I am.
You already know me:
- I’m that slacker at work who gets promoted over your hard working ass
- I’m the loudmouth talking over your best comments with useless crap to cheers of admiration
- I’m the one who's out having a good time while you sit around thinking about ‘how great your future will be’