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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: kennypowders on June 12, 2013, 04:15 am

Title: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: kennypowders on June 12, 2013, 04:15 am
There. That should get your fucking attention.  8)

So hello, let me once again announce that KENNY 'THE FUCK' POWDERS is in the building.
What is up people... what the fuuuuck is up?

Next week will be the debut of my seller account - and to kick start the shit out of this thing, I'm offering a free 100g's of M1 to one lucky sonofabitch on SR.

Whoever I choose will be made the first custom listing on the account, it will be .1 BTC (So I lied, it's not going to be totally fucking free) and that's it... then 100g's of M1 are yours.

Requirements:
+YOU MUST HAVE BUYER STATS THAT BREACH $10,000! (And not have shitty refund % to boot)
+YOU MUST HAVE SOME TYPE OF FORUM PRESENCE TO GO ALONG WITH THOSE BUY STATS (DO NOT TRY TO PHOTOSHOP SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING MORONS, IM NOT TEN YEARS OLD)
+YOU MUST AGREE TO GET ON THE FORUM AND BE HYPE AS FUCK ABOUT YOUR FREE 100g's of MOONROCKS ONCE YOU GET THEM.



DO NOT FUCKING PM ME ABOUT THIS. I ALREADY KNOW SOME OF YOU DIPSHITS ARE GOING TO COMPLETELY IGNORE THIS AND DO IT ANYWAY, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JESUS, DO NOT FUCKING PM ASKING ABOUT THIS SHIT. Reply in the thread if you're interested!

Here's my original post you all ignored, thanks ya' assholes:

"Starting seller account next week, just wanted to give everyone a heads up that Kenny Fucking Powders is in the goddamned building.  8)

I'll be taking the route of Dr.Gonzo/Smile Market and doing the whole dropshipping thing.... or do they live in China? Except my prices will be better. You know, so all of you will have incentive to know I'm not bullshitting.

I'll be offering a slew of research chemicals (M1, 5-MeO's, 2C's, MxE, etc) as well as some other interesting things (Ketamine) all in BIG, FAT, BULK. SHIPPED WORLDWIDE. (Yes, this means you too Australia, I see you in oz land) with stealth and express shipping w/tracking.

Oh yeah... and NO FE EVER. Forever, ever?
FOREVER EVER.


Just curious what all you potential buyers would like to see the M1 set at....

We're thinking 2750 sounds like a good number.
(And oh, that's fucking right, they're gigantic, beautiful, crystal moonrocks)


Your Friend and Confidant,
Kenny 'THE FUCK' Powders "
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: xda on June 12, 2013, 04:20 am
I wouldn't need near that much, would you consider free samples around a gram or two?
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: ytabletrash on June 12, 2013, 04:23 am
Damn, only just broke the 5k barrier. Oh well, that is mighty generous of you. I might advise that anyone who takes him up on this use a new unused drop that you wont use again. If it seems like its too good to be true, it probably is so take more precautions than normal. Stay safe everyone! Also kenny, this is in no way intended as a dig at you. Welcome to the road :)
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: kennypowders on June 12, 2013, 04:25 am
Ill send you a gram or two for shits and giggles if you're a regular M1 buyer, but this offer/all my listings are for BULK buyers only.


I'm not going to dropship 1g from halfway across the world to you.

THATS LUDICROUS.




But xda, like I said, I'd ship you a g for shits and giggles if you'll get on here to vouch, obviously.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: kennypowders on June 12, 2013, 04:27 am
Understood.

I also advise you to use a brand spanking new drop.
Its what I would do.  ;D


And nobody needs to give me anymore information that necessary until my account with listings is actually up.
XDA, you can pm me about that gram.


Nobody else better fucking pm about one though, HE GOT TO IT FIRST GUYS.


The 100g's is still up for grabs though.
So bulk boys, come on out.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: xda on June 12, 2013, 04:28 am
Ill send you a gram or two for shits and giggles if you're a regular M1 buyer, but this offer/all my listings are for BULK buyers only.


I'm not going to dropship 1g from halfway across the world to you.

THATS LUDICROUS.




But xda, like I said, I'd ship you a g for shits and giggles if you'll get on here to vouch, obviously.

For sure, I would give you a greatly detailed and in depth review on your customer service and product.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: streetelitist on June 12, 2013, 04:54 am
If it's not coming from China, I'll be a bulk buyer. I don't really care about the free 100G's but I'm interested in buying anyway
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 12, 2013, 04:58 am
If it's not coming from China, I'll be a bulk buyer. I don't really care about the free 100G's but I'm interested in buying anyway

It's coming from China.  He is middle manning the orders from an RC supplier.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: kennypowders on June 12, 2013, 05:08 am
Yeah, I don't think I could have been any clearer that I'm dropshipping here.
Thanks for clearing that up for them Jack.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: xda on June 12, 2013, 05:22 am
We can offer bulk Methylone shipped domestic USA.

It's very rude to advertise your product in another vendors thread, especially without permission.

You already have your thread that nobody has responded to, learn some forum etiquette.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 12, 2013, 06:46 am
even if u put it at 0.01 its still gonna be free...

Long time ago some one had me review a sample and it was just like that or 0.1 one or the other, and when u get to the time to order part no money is needed.. un less u charge for shipping..
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: kennypowders on June 12, 2013, 07:28 am
.1 BTC - not .01 BTC

Slight difference.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: kennypowders on June 12, 2013, 08:12 am
Stiiiiiilll looking.  8)
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: Mike Hunt on June 12, 2013, 09:45 am
Stiiiiiilll looking.  8)

hey man I'll see if I can round up some bulk buyers for ya
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: kennypowders on June 12, 2013, 10:03 am
It would be an honor to have Mike Hunt round up some bulk buyers for me.

You see what I did there?


KENNY 'THE FUCK' POWDERS
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on June 12, 2013, 11:38 am
Sorry but I think its wrong to sell the M1, is a great motorway and I'd be fucked sometimes without it.

But, there must be hundreds of thousands of tons of M1 motorway.

Never though that tarmac could ge you high, but good luck.

Maybe I should sell the B765

 ;D

Actually, I'm joking - and I guess some spoilsport will give me bad karma for it!

 ;D

100 grams of M1 - gets people going though. I'll confess, I don't use RCs (apart from MDMA) so will have to research it just so I can keep up with he ever changing world of recreational sunstances.

Its only human to want to alter your perception once in a while. (Fri, Sat, Sun)

 ;D

Good post, hope you get your bulk buyers together.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: Mike Hunt on June 12, 2013, 12:46 pm
It would be an honor to have Mike Hunt round up some bulk buyers for me.

You see what I did there?


KENNY 'THE FUCK' POWDERS

Yes sir lol I have heard from one of my friends who says he'll look at this thread
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: Maria Larsson on June 12, 2013, 01:42 pm
Total transactions: 50+
Total spent: ฿200+
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 9 months

read my posts and let me know if you like it. if so we can make a great party :)
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: IamMulva on June 12, 2013, 04:06 pm
Damn, only just broke the 5k barrier. Oh well, that is mighty generous of you. I might advise that anyone who takes him up on this use a new unused drop that you wont use again. If it seems like its too good to be true, it probably is so take more precautions than normal. Stay safe everyone! Also kenny, this is in no way intended as a dig at you. Welcome to the road :)

good call table trash.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: kennypowders on June 13, 2013, 12:13 am
Still looking peoples.

Looks like I'm just getting scraps here.
If there's no regular big buyers interested at this point because of security reasons (fair enough)
I may just break this down into a few sample offers of 10g's or a few 50g'.

Buy stats don't have to be as high.

Feel free to message me at this point, no reason for all of you to post your buy stats on the forum I guess.  8)
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: kennypowders on June 14, 2013, 12:07 am
Still looking people. Vendor account will be open and ready for business next week, would like someone to get this 100g of M1 soon!

Don't be scared!  ;D

Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: anton on June 15, 2013, 02:43 pm
Total transactions: 204
Total spent:  ฿3328.17
Refund rate: 1.69%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 2 years

[edit]Changed my mind now I have woken up sober. Thanks, but no thanks. I hope you find what you are looking for.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on June 15, 2013, 05:07 pm
Way to go anton!  ;D

My spends are only 500 btc.

But if M1 is a weed, I qualify as I could smoke anyone here under the table.

I could have a nice weekend with 100 grams.

Smoking!

Red.

 ;)
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: iLoveTaffy on June 22, 2013, 03:41 am
lmfao, if you want to give me enough so I can sell it to cover the fees for a vendor account to sell cheap Naloxone vials.... ahahaha.

Good luck finding someone... crazy offer. o.0
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: Lucius Luv on June 22, 2013, 04:07 am
damn man. I want to jump on this. my stats are fire. but thats a serious amount of weight from a new vendor -plus it's overseas.. intuition tells me your legit, but this is too good to be true, and my life kharma is in the red.
Title: Re: Fuck It - FREE 100g's of M1 to Most Qualified Buyer -
Post by: iLoveTaffy on June 22, 2013, 04:16 am
damn man. I want to jump on this. my stats are fire. but thats a serious amount of weight from a new vendor -plus it's overseas.. intuition tells me your legit, but this is too good to be true, and my life kharma is in the red.
I refuse to believe in karma. My life is too shit and I don't do enough bad to warrant it.

Get a unique drop location?