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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Cscheme77 on June 11, 2013, 11:43 pm
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Once I had a chick to suck me off in a port o potty @ a horse show for an x pill...
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Nothing. I'm a virgin.
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Way to let everyone know what assholes you are.
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Nothing. I'm a virgin.
sorry bro
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Jesus, get me the hell out of this newbie hell hole...
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In my case, bitches can't even appreciate premium quality drugs these days. Gave this one a free heart from XTCEXPRESS and a half hit of Tess's white at a rave.
What does she do in return?
Thanked me 3 times throughout the night, and then hooks up with my best bud RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
I'm not the best looking, but god damn bitches can't appreciate shit!
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Get a hooker next time.
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Might not be cheaper but least its reliable
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Ironically, most guys I know of whom refer to women as "bitches" tend to be the ones that have the hardest time "getting bitches" ...
One person in this thread admitted they were a virgin at least. ;D
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well i'd love to tell you an awesome story but frankly i cant think of anything...
my ex-ex gf does popup in mind though...simply for the fact im sure that dirty hoe as done some sick shit for drugs.
i remember at the end of our relationship she showed me a pic from her cell phone of her in a room and i could clearly tell it was a clone room (non medical state) and im like who the..how the...where the fuck. that skank had the nerve to say it was a females house. dumb whore
now shes a prosititute a few miles away for the homies and brothas. guess she didnt cut it as a stripper for very long...or still does iono
not gonna lie...kind of thought of putting her in a crab cage out in the water a few times.
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Made a girl spread nuetella on her ass for me to lick off in exchange for a few hits of cid.
Ah, good times
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Nothing. I give them the drugs.
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Beg bitch Beg!!!
haha only joking!
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Ironically, most guys I know of whom refer to women as "bitches" tend to be the ones that have the hardest time "getting bitches" ...
One person in this thread admitted they were a virgin at least. ;D
This guy knows what he's talking about.
If the only way you can fuck around with a girl is by offering her drugs then you've got no game and need to go back to class ;D
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You fucking bet I admit it. But honey badger doesn't give a shit, he slings dope, no time for "bitches n hoes".
;D
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Made a girl spread nuetella on her ass for me to lick off in exchange for a few hits of cid.
Ah, good times
She couldve shit herself after the nutella was spread and you'd never even know. :P
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Now, THAT is fucked up. xD
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And delicious!
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I guess the wildest most random shit was......
Early 2000s was in Panama city for spring break at club lavela(spelling is wrong im sure)
found 100 pak of white doves on the floor and pocketed them.....we were already too fucked up to take any ....so partied the rest of the night and went back to hotel....woke up that afternoon with some strange bitches in the room talking to my buddy.
i got out of bed and went to get my cigarettes out of my pocket when the 100 pak fell on the ground....she said damn i want one....i was grumpy and just woke up so i said suck my dick being the asshole that i am....she didnt miss a beat and said ok......before she could start sucking me her friend said i want one too...i said well you gotta suck my boys dick.....so we got head from 2 strange bitches for 2 white doves lol.......gotta love spring break
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Ha
Funny
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pay for em
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I'm surprised at how many guys in this thread aren't assholes.
Thanks for not being assholes guys!!
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they do just about anything.
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Made a girl spread nuetella on her ass for me to lick off in exchange for a few hits of cid.
Ah, good times
God i love nuetella!
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Id rather share with sexy friends who i know will come home with the wife and I.