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Title: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: 2marijuanaman on August 23, 2013, 04:48 pm
One question the internet cant answer simply and definitively is how to make homemade alcohol without a kit.. Einstein said that if you truly understand something you can put it in terms a child could understand...

Ill give the $5.21 in my account to anyone who would help me. I want to get drunk but theres a problem with buying it at the store. (the drinking age needs to be 18. We can go fight in wars but cant buy alcohol!?)

Im sure this will also help poor people who cant afford alcohol at the store...

So what I need is name of brands of yeast, sugar, and juice at the store, step by step instructions, and good measurements... needs to be easy enough for anyone to do
Title: Re: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: odd on August 23, 2013, 04:50 pm

are you really asking how to make jailhouse hooch?.......if you're 18 i suggest making a few older friends and ask them to buy alcohol for you like every other teenager?  Jailhouse hooch is absolutely disgusting and is very unsafe.  Jailhouse hooch is only in existence because of alcoholics being thrown in jail and needing to find a way to stop their D.T.'s  It's not worth it man.   Trust me.
Title: Re: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: 2marijuanaman on August 23, 2013, 07:01 pm
Come on theres gotta be a freeweb link or something... I just want alcohol.
Title: Re: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: Sir William Wonka on August 23, 2013, 07:10 pm
go buy some robotussin.  or go to a doctor with some kinda pain dont make that shit.  My friends and I played beer pong with it once and the hangover was unbearable.
Title: Re: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: odd on August 23, 2013, 07:30 pm
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/58c4de69c5

you can alcohol on SR.  Plus you'll probably receive it long before your hooch is ready to drink.
Title: Re: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: zandermanreturns on August 24, 2013, 04:16 am
prison recipe

White bread rolled into balls, two pieces should suffice, this is for yeast
four cups of pure sugar
fruit juice powder, more flavor n sugar the better
25-30 oranges squeezed into a large garbage bag, add other ingredients, tie bag, when bag blows up purge bag and retie. check often. when smelling like fire on the nose, strain and drink :)... shouldent take more then 5-7 days to reach maximum effect

Oranges can be subsituted for grapes, tomato juice,raisens"best by far", melons etc etc
Title: Re: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: shazmo009 on August 24, 2013, 04:31 am
prison recipe

White bread rolled into balls, two pieces should suffice, this is for yeast
four cups of pure sugar
fruit juice powder, more flavor n sugar the better
25-30 oranges squeezed into a large garbage bag, add other ingredients, tie bag, when bag blows up purge bag and retie. check often. when smelling like fire on the nose, strain and drink :)... shouldent take more then 5-7 days to reach maximum effect

Oranges can be subsituted for grapes, tomato juice,raisens"best by far", melons etc etc

That sounds like it would taste terrible. I will raise a toast tonight for all the men and woman in prison that have to drink this shit because their rights as people has been taken away from them...
Title: Re: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: zandermanreturns on August 24, 2013, 05:06 am
You would be surprised how it can taste when perfected. Its an art form and a recipe for disaster :) Testosterone and alcohol never mix well in prison
Title: Re: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: chaosmix on August 24, 2013, 06:19 am
When I was in jail... I made Buck!!!

You will need: a tumbler w lid, sugar, kool aid mix(knockoff if your still in jail), and about a weeks worth of oranges.
Start out by collecting oranges in your tumbler all week. remove the skins and break into smaller chunks.
    Mix up the kool aid with ALOT of sugar then put the oranges in the kool aid.
If you can sneak it into the shower then use the blistering hot water in there to heat the tumbler up.
If you cant or dont want to use the hot shower water then figure out how to clog the sink in your cell with as hot of water as possible( you will probably want to transfer the blistering hot shower water, its kinda fucked up they turn the shower to melt but the water at your sink is nowhere near as hot)
     You will want to do this everyday( the idea is to use the hot water to heat up the rotting fruit in your tumbler) after about two weeks of this I had a fairly high percentage of alcohol in the cup.
I couldnt really taste it but i did have a really nice buzz while watching TV.
Title: Re: Easiest way to home brew? Hooch from fruit juice?
Post by: wrathmore on August 24, 2013, 11:48 am
You would be surprised how it can taste when perfected. Its an art form and a recipe for disaster :) Testosterone and alcohol never mix well in prison

You would be surprised how it can taste when perfected. Its an art form and a recipe for disaster :) Testosterone and alcohol never mix well in prison

When I was inside I learned the same way, didnt drink it though as thought prison was a great opportunity to rid my body of all toxins..however upon release I took my basic knowledge and honed it, this is what i came up with and it tastes damn good.

40 oranges, 1-2 kilos sugar, yeast, large glass/plastic container, sieve, muslin or silk and other plastic pots.

I squeezed the oranges and mixed in 1tsp of yeast,sugar and then left in the container with a a small prick in the lid to allow gas out. Every day i would turn the container upside down for a few hours and then open it a few times a day to let out built up pressure. after 8 days i filtered the scum off the top and then decanted it back into container. I added some more suger and left for 3 days. on day ten or eleven i did a final filter with cloth and presto had a reasonably strong drink. you can put things in to stop the brewing process so the sugar doesnt get used up and to keep it going sour. add sugar or water to taste. yummy.