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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: tedrux on August 20, 2013, 07:44 pm

Title: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: tedrux on August 20, 2013, 07:44 pm
so fuckit. you say Im a joke. you say im seeking attention . what better reason is there? guess what I;ll do with it. guess.
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: anonypunk on August 20, 2013, 07:48 pm
Iron your fucking clothes?
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: CannabisCrusader on August 20, 2013, 07:54 pm
To kill yourself would be my first guess. With a iron? Sounds painful, good luck with that...
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: VHSplayer on August 20, 2013, 08:15 pm
Use it for a backup toaster to cook your waffles if your toaster burns out?
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: Remediless on August 20, 2013, 08:21 pm
so fuckit. you say Im a joke. you say im seeking attention . what better reason is there? guess what I;ll do with it. guess.

Oooh I know! You have decided to opt for death by excessive foreskin ironing!  Or...you're planning to tie the cord around your neck and plug the iron in and jump out of the upstairs window?

No?

Oh ok, I know... You plan to switch it on, iron a shirt and wear it after dousing yourself with some douchey cologne and go and troll some people in a bar?

Good move. Misery loves company.

Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: Hunter Guy on August 20, 2013, 08:25 pm
make kief hash with it?
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: KintaroBC on August 20, 2013, 08:30 pm
Counterfeit dollar bills with it?
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: Darktime on August 21, 2013, 12:13 am
To iron out your fucked-up brainwaves?

If I think its what I think your thinking It'll do,take it back to the shop and swop it for a toaster,don't forget to rig the trip out switches!
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: cryngie on August 21, 2013, 12:38 am
only time i ever use one is for court so ill say a wedding?
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: blonde amber on August 21, 2013, 11:28 am
To use as a monopoly game piece, since they swapped the iron for a cat.
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: yunalesca on August 21, 2013, 12:46 pm
I'm hoping you're going to use it to destroy your computer so we don't have to read any more of your inane posts!
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: Joy.Raptar on August 21, 2013, 01:23 pm
to dry out some bong resin to sell as morocco's finest hash?
Title: Re: just bought a laundary iron, guess why
Post by: murderface2012 on August 21, 2013, 02:35 pm

well well teddy..
if serious..
make sure to submerge it as soon as the White Rabbit peaks.. or it won't work!!
good luck!!
i wish you success!!