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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: goatdude on May 19, 2013, 02:28 am
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I order small bubble envelope sized stuff from eBay all the time from all over the world. I really don't have anywhere else to ship something. Honestly, what are the chances of an eighth of domestically-shipped weed in a bubble envelope getting me busted?
inb4 "ur dumb lol!"
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I have ordered to my home address, in my name numerous times. Are you buying weight? Then it might be worth taking an extra precaution or 2.
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it would be very very unlikely.
i have asked a couple vendors their success rate for shipping domestically before purchasing and its like 99%. the other 1% is probably lost or stolen mail. as long as they pack it properly its just going to slide right through without issues.
i ship to my address and have never had 1 no show.
i like to order only 1 package at a time though. in case something did happen i can just deny it. and i wouldn't order bulk to my house, just things that fit into regular mail.
and keep buying legit stuff online. the more normal parcels and letters you have coming in the better.
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Well i ask myself this as well, i have read a lot of ppl on other forums posting that they do just that anx have had zero problems, but on an anonymous website where the only person who can truly screw you is the cop/federal agent masquerading as a reputableseller..... i am a bit paranoid...
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It's only going to be an eighth of an ounce of weed.
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if you are uncomfortable, research your vendor, check his/her reviews.. inquire about their shipping techniques, buy only from people using at least MMB (moisture barrier bags) or preferably metal heat sealing bags.
also when you receive your letter don't open, write 'RETURN TO SENDER' an wait a few days if you're extra sketchy about it :P
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Its actually not stupid, or silly, or frowned upon.. In fact, its advised.
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Its actually not stupid, or silly, or frowned upon.. In fact, its advised.
Advising it would actually be stupid, silly and frowned upon sir.
OP, use your home address by all means if you want but try to change the name around a little bit.
Domestic orders should not be getting caught or intercepted because there should be no customs to go through so you should be ok. You can order under your real name + real address, that always comes at a risk. I always reccomending when ordering at a real address to use a "real-fake" name. E.G. you're John Smith, the letter comes to Jon Smith, John Shmit, Sam Smith etc
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Really your chances of getting caught are slim providing that the vendor practices proper packing and stealth techniques. Shit I've ordered stuff before and I couldn't even find it in the package and at first I thought I got ripped, lol. After about 10mins I figured it out. My point is if it's a reputable vendor you really have nothing to worry about.
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It's only going to be an eighth of an ounce of weed.
You would be taking more chances by not sending it to your house. An eighth of weed? The postman would probably just smoke it himself.
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The postman would probably just smoke it himself.
Hahaha you're probably right.
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Its actually not stupid, or silly, or frowned upon.. In fact, its advised.
Advising it would actually be stupid, silly and frowned upon sir.
OP, use your home address by all means if you want but try to change the name around a little bit.
Domestic orders should not be getting caught or intercepted because there should be no customs to go through so you should be ok. You can order under your real name + real address, that always comes at a risk. I always reccomending when ordering at a real address to use a "real-fake" name. E.G. you're John Smith, the letter comes to Jon Smith, John Shmit, Sam Smith etc
Look dude, Ive been buying on SR for almost a year. Over 55 transactions, ALL sent to my home addy, not even a worry, since day 1.
How about this, I personally advise the OP top use his actual address, if not possible, the owner or resident of the addy to be used, MUST know what they are consenting to by allowing OP or who ever to have mail sent to their addy.
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Same here, including buying things off of private forums for years before there even was a silk road.
Changing your name around can get the delivery refused, and your vendor won't refund or have used a real return address. Don't be silly.
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OP, use your home address by all means if you want but try to change the name around a little bit.
Uhh .. change the name around a little bit? Wtf?
OP ... DO NOT listen to this guy.
Put your real government name and exact address right on that shit, and get it sent directly to you like a boss. If you put a fake name, or screw around with the address trying to make it seem like it wasn't intended for you, this is more of a red flag than anything. Postal workers are trained to identify mail which doesn't seem to fit with the rest, like all of a sudden a new name shows up to an address where they've been only delivering to certain name(s) for months. As has been mentioned, you want your SR orders to blend in with your real mail as much as possible, so keep it small, put your exact address and name, pick vendors with good stealth, and don't sign for anything. You'll be just fine.
I place small orders from vendors all over the world, (up to about 20 over a few months now) get em sent to my door with my name on it, and have never had any problems.
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Same here, including buying things off of private forums for years before there even was a silk road.
Changing your name around can get the delivery refused, and your vendor won't refund or have used a real return address. Don't be silly.
This is 100% correct.
Just as the post above me states, DO NOT LISTEN to the guy telling you to use a altered addy.
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Its actually not stupid, or silly, or frowned upon.. In fact, its advised.
Advising it would actually be stupid, silly and frowned upon sir.
Using a fake name is probably the number one cause of orders not getting delivered. Vendors frown upon it, a lot of them are getting sick of it and flat out tell you not to do it in their profile.
OP, use your home address by all means if you want but try to change the name around a little bit.
What's the point of that? Do you think that would give you any advantage or plausible dependability against LE? Seems pretty unnecessary, you might as well use your real name rather than omitting a letter or two since that won't make any difference.
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Look dude, Ive been buying on SR for almost a year. Over 55 transactions, ALL sent to my home addy, not even a worry, since day 1.
How about this, I personally advise the OP top use his actual address, if not possible, the owner or resident of the addy to be used, MUST know what they are consenting to by allowing OP or who ever to have mail sent to their addy.
Yes it's worked for you great. The OP wants to be cautious and not take a risk. If I came to you and said I fear for my life and need a gun, what would you say?
"Look dude, I've been living without a gun my whole life. Over a million people met, NO THREAT TO MY LIFE. I personally advise you not to get a gun"...I hope that's not what you'd say. The OP wants to take precautions and I think our job should be to help tell him what precautions he may take. A lot of the times you can have people move in and out, for exxample I order in my cousins name all the time. He was here for a few months then went back to India. Worked out fine so far.
Uhh .. change the name around a little bit? Wtf?
OP ... DO NOT listen to this guy.
Put your real government name and exact address right on that shit, and get it sent directly to you like a boss. If you put a fake name, or screw around with the address trying to make it seem like it wasn't intended for you, this is more of a red flag than anything. Postal workers are trained to identify mail which doesn't seem to fit with the rest, like all of a sudden a new name shows up to an address where they've been only delivering to certain name(s) for months. As has been mentioned, you want your SR orders to blend in with your real mail as much as possible, so keep it small, put your exact address and name, pick vendors with good stealth, and don't sign for anything. You'll be just fine.
I place small orders from vendors all over the world, (up to about 20 over a few months now) get em sent to my door with my name on it, and have never had any problems.
You know how many times I've ordered from eBay and the name has been mispelt? I've had packages deliver to my house just fine. And I pointed very MINOR mistakes that can EASILY be "human error" either while typing or while listening to the name. It DOES NOT RAISE RED FLAGS. You think a postal worker delivering to 100++ houses a day has the time to remember what name each letter of each address gets delivered to? NO THEY DON'T
I will add something to this that I should have added in my first post that could have POSSIBLY not caused this confusion.
I always advise before thinking up of a "new name" to go on the website see some magazines etc that have a free subscription and subscribe to them using the name you intend to use. When some of the mags start coming to your house under the name it shouldn't raise ANY flags, even if your postman carries a supercomputer inside his brain remembering every name and every address.
"changing your name can get delivery refused" is the biggest piece of horseshit I've heard. All those who are saying it, I encourage you to send a mail to yourself by changing your name around a little bit to make it look like a typing/hearing error and let me know how much of your mail doesn't make it. I speak with experience
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You know how many times I've ordered from eBay and the name has been mispelt? I've had packages deliver to my house just fine. And I pointed very MINOR mistakes that can EASILY be "human error" either while typing or while listening to the name. It DOES NOT RAISE RED FLAGS. You think a postal worker delivering to 100++ houses a day has the time to remember what name each letter of each address gets delivered to? NO THEY DON'T
I will add something to this that I should have added in my first post that could have POSSIBLY not caused this confusion.
I always advise before thinking up of a "new name" to go on the website see some magazines etc that have a free subscription and subscribe to them using the name you intend to use. When some of the mags start coming to your house under the name it shouldn't raise ANY flags, even if your postman carries a supercomputer inside his brain remembering every name and every address.
"changing your name can get delivery refused" is the biggest piece of horseshit I've heard. All those who are saying it, I encourage you to send a mail to yourself by changing your name around a little bit to make it look like a typing/hearing error and let me know how much of your mail doesn't make it. I speak with experience
The difference being, there is no ILLEGAL DRUGS inside of your eBay orders. Post office could open up your eBay orders, play with your trinkets and wear the boxes on their heads and then they'd just have to pack it all up again and deliver it to you.
I'm sorry, but there is absolutely no reason to modify your name on any SR packages. None whatsoever. It will not make things any more "stealth" and only serves to act as a red flag.
Trying to defend this stance makes you look increasingly silly. I would advise you stop now.
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Yes it's worked for you great. The OP wants to be cautious and not take a risk. If I came to you and said I fear for my life and need a gun, what would you say?
It works great for 99% of SR users that do it that way, the correct way.
If he doesn't want to take a risk, he shouldn't order. There's always an inherent risk, and there's pretty much no steps you can take to completely eliminate it. Especially changing a few letters in your name, that isn't going to help at all, let alone eliminate the risk. But chances are, if he uses his real name and delivers to his home address, then yes it will be successful. That's the point.
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Post office COULD open a package even if it's under your real name. What's the point you're trying to make? Are they going to know every single person who currently lives in the house? if you had friends/relatives/anyone over staying with you for a while does the post office necessarily know?
Lets take 2 scenarios
Scenario 1: You order drugs under a fake name but real address. Package gets intercepted. the "post office" as you put it opens up the package wears the boxes on their head yadee yaa and lo and behold they find weed. They run a check on the name. Nothing shows up. They come to the house to make a CD. Person knows the order wasn't a package needing to be signed. Says it's not for him and no one of the name lives at this house. End, they have no leads
Scenario 2: You order drugs under your government name at your real address. Package gets intercepted. the "post office" as you put it opens up the package wears the boxes on their head yadee yaa and lo and behold they find weed. They run a check on the name. Your entire life history shows up. They come to the house to make a CD. Person knows the order wasn't a package needing to be signed. Says it's not for him.....but wait its his government name so he says he's not expecting anything or some other bullshit. That sir is a flag. And if they have your government name linked to your drivers license, bank account, address you can bet you're going to be leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for anyone who may wish to dig a little deeper
The whole point of changing just a few letters is to make it different to your "official government name", it's not as good as making a different name by getting some free/fake magazines/letters sent but you do even the slightest bit to disconnect yourself from your legal fiction
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Right now I'm imagining the grumpy assholes at the post office in town wearing boxes on their heads.
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Look dude, Ive been buying on SR for almost a year. Over 55 transactions, ALL sent to my home addy, not even a worry, since day 1.
How about this, I personally advise the OP top use his actual address, if not possible, the owner or resident of the addy to be used, MUST know what they are consenting to by allowing OP or who ever to have mail sent to their addy.
Yes it's worked for you great. The OP wants to be cautious and not take a risk. If I came to you and said I fear for my life and need a gun, what would you say?
"Look dude, I've been living without a gun my whole life. Over a million people met, NO THREAT TO MY LIFE. I personally advise you not to get a gun"...I hope that's not what you'd say. The OP wants to take precautions and I think our job should be to help tell him what precautions he may take. A lot of the times you can have people move in and out, for exxample I order in my cousins name all the time. He was here for a few months then went back to India. Worked out fine so far.
Uhh .. change the name around a little bit? Wtf?
OP ... DO NOT listen to this guy.
Put your real government name and exact address right on that shit, and get it sent directly to you like a boss. If you put a fake name, or screw around with the address trying to make it seem like it wasn't intended for you, this is more of a red flag than anything. Postal workers are trained to identify mail which doesn't seem to fit with the rest, like all of a sudden a new name shows up to an address where they've been only delivering to certain name(s) for months. As has been mentioned, you want your SR orders to blend in with your real mail as much as possible, so keep it small, put your exact address and name, pick vendors with good stealth, and don't sign for anything. You'll be just fine.
I place small orders from vendors all over the world, (up to about 20 over a few months now) get em sent to my door with my name on it, and have never had any problems.
You know how many times I've ordered from eBay and the name has been mispelt? I've had packages deliver to my house just fine. And I pointed very MINOR mistakes that can EASILY be "human error" either while typing or while listening to the name. It DOES NOT RAISE RED FLAGS. You think a postal worker delivering to 100++ houses a day has the time to remember what name each letter of each address gets delivered to? NO THEY DON'T
I will add something to this that I should have added in my first post that could have POSSIBLY not caused this confusion.
I always advise before thinking up of a "new name" to go on the website see some magazines etc that have a free subscription and subscribe to them using the name you intend to use. When some of the mags start coming to your house under the name it shouldn't raise ANY flags, even if your postman carries a supercomputer inside his brain remembering every name and every address.
"changing your name can get delivery refused" is the biggest piece of horseshit I've heard. All those who are saying it, I encourage you to send a mail to yourself by changing your name around a little bit to make it look like a typing/hearing error and let me know how much of your mail doesn't make it. I speak with experience
Bro, who are you?? like really, all sorts of definitive advice, and what will work and what wont, not to mention.. your tutorial on whats smarter than what. So i ask you again.. who the fuck is it that you think you are.. In all my countless hours, days weeks and months in this community, Ive never once straight bashed some one for providing misguided or misinformed information..
Im glad you follow your own ill advised techniques when having drugs mailed to you, or ebay items alike..If it works for YOU, than stick to it.. please do not give out your BS guidelines to members with just as little knowledge as you your self posses... all that being said, you 'sir' (prob more like Jr.) are a very thickheaded and twice as naive to boot.
Yet another proposal..Howw aboutt thiss, OP (and whom ever else with the same genius thinking process that touchthesky has) go ahead and take this "advice" and just see how far down the Road you people get. On that note, much love to those who love much.. all otherss EAT SHIT AND DIE. lol
I crack myself up, also touchthesky.. your a real gut buster. 8)
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Scenario 1: You order drugs under a fake name but real address. Package gets intercepted. the "post office" as you put it opens up the package wears the boxes on their head yadee yaa and lo and behold they find weed. They run a check on the name. Nothing shows up. They come to the house to make a CD. Person knows the order wasn't a package needing to be signed. Says it's not for him and no one of the name lives at this house. End, they have no leads
That's not what's going to happen, though. They're not just going to give up. And they'd simply look up who DOES live in the house, whether the package was addressed to them or not, and get all of their information anyway. Having a package delivered to Seymour Butts has no advantage over having a package delivered to yourself and claiming you weren't expecting anything. They both have pretty much the same amount of plausible dependability.
So if a few people get pulled over and there's weed in the car, but no one admits to who it belongs to, they just let them go? No, they'll arrest the driver/owner whether there's proof that it's his or not. Hell, they'll probably arrest and charge the driver if there's weed on one of his passengers and he didn't even know about it.
If you think a fake name makes you immune to any prosecution, then yes, you are sounding a bit silly.
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Look dude, Ive been buying on SR for almost a year. Over 55 transactions, ALL sent to my home addy, not even a worry, since day 1.
How about this, I personally advise the OP top use his actual address, if not possible, the owner or resident of the addy to be used, MUST know what they are consenting to by allowing OP or who ever to have mail sent to their addy.
Yes it's worked for you great. The OP wants to be cautious and not take a risk. If I came to you and said I fear for my life and need a gun, what would you say?
"Look dude, I've been living without a gun my whole life. Over a million people met, NO THREAT TO MY LIFE. I personally advise you not to get a gun"...I hope that's not what you'd say. The OP wants to take precautions and I think our job should be to help tell him what precautions he may take. A lot of the times you can have people move in and out, for exxample I order in my cousins name all the time. He was here for a few months then went back to India. Worked out fine so far.
Uhh .. change the name around a little bit? Wtf?
OP ... DO NOT listen to this guy.
Put your real government name and exact address right on that shit, and get it sent directly to you like a boss. If you put a fake name, or screw around with the address trying to make it seem like it wasn't intended for you, this is more of a red flag than anything. Postal workers are trained to identify mail which doesn't seem to fit with the rest, like all of a sudden a new name shows up to an address where they've been only delivering to certain name(s) for months. As has been mentioned, you want your SR orders to blend in with your real mail as much as possible, so keep it small, put your exact address and name, pick vendors with good stealth, and don't sign for anything. You'll be just fine.
I place small orders from vendors all over the world, (up to about 20 over a few months now) get em sent to my door with my name on it, and have never had any problems.
You know how many times I've ordered from eBay and the name has been mispelt? I've had packages deliver to my house just fine. And I pointed very MINOR mistakes that can EASILY be "human error" either while typing or while listening to the name. It DOES NOT RAISE RED FLAGS. You think a postal worker delivering to 100++ houses a day has the time to remember what name each letter of each address gets delivered to? NO THEY DON'T
I will add something to this that I should have added in my first post that could have POSSIBLY not caused this confusion.
I always advise before thinking up of a "new name" to go on the website see some magazines etc that have a free subscription and subscribe to them using the name you intend to use. When some of the mags start coming to your house under the name it shouldn't raise ANY flags, even if your postman carries a supercomputer inside his brain remembering every name and every address.
"changing your name can get delivery refused" is the biggest piece of horseshit I've heard. All those who are saying it, I encourage you to send a mail to yourself by changing your name around a little bit to make it look like a typing/hearing error and let me know how much of your mail doesn't make it. I speak with experience
One more point to make here, even though you know what it is you think you know, and will obviously never in any way shape or form take advice from a more experienced person...
The whole "changing the name resulting is failed drops is utter horse shit"... PERFECT case and point that disproves your 'theory', the recent story in the canadian news about an LSD vendor having their sheets returned to sender... whyy would an illegal shipment of 100 hits of LSD not be received by the buyer, you ask? BECAUSE OF MORONS LIKE YOU, using bogus names and/or addys..
Im done here now, say what you like, think what you wish.
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So if a few people get pulled over and there's weed in the car, but no one admits to who it belongs to, they just let them go? No, they'll arrest the driver/owner whether there's proof that it's his or not. Hell, they'll probably arrest and charge the driver if there's weed on one of his passengers and he didn't even know about it.
If you think a fake name makes you immune to any prosecution, then yes, you are sounding a bit silly.
Firstly, if the driver is smart he would never consent to his car being searched for weed to be found in the first place. Then if he was forced/let them some way or the other and they found proof, I'd wait for them to hold it waive it around to everyone, have everyone deny it and him come to me and say "you're the owner you're getting charged". Here it goes a little bit deeper and depends on your understanding of common law but I can confidently tell you if a office ever found weed on me and tried to even fine me for it, I would go to court and have that case dismissed. And if he's laying CHARGES, then there's a little something called Corpus Delecti and I'd love to go to court and have that officer provide evidence beyond any reasonable doubt that the weed is mine.
And yeah a court summons for JOHN SMIT is not the same as a court summons for JOHN SMITH. Like I say, you separate yourself from your legal fiction
Look dude, Ive been buying on SR for almost a year. Over 55 transactions, ALL sent to my home addy, not even a worry, since day 1.
How about this, I personally advise the OP top use his actual address, if not possible, the owner or resident of the addy to be used, MUST know what they are consenting to by allowing OP or who ever to have mail sent to their addy.
Yes it's worked for you great. The OP wants to be cautious and not take a risk. If I came to you and said I fear for my life and need a gun, what would you say?
"Look dude, I've been living without a gun my whole life. Over a million people met, NO THREAT TO MY LIFE. I personally advise you not to get a gun"...I hope that's not what you'd say. The OP wants to take precautions and I think our job should be to help tell him what precautions he may take. A lot of the times you can have people move in and out, for exxample I order in my cousins name all the time. He was here for a few months then went back to India. Worked out fine so far.
Uhh .. change the name around a little bit? Wtf?
OP ... DO NOT listen to this guy.
Put your real government name and exact address right on that shit, and get it sent directly to you like a boss. If you put a fake name, or screw around with the address trying to make it seem like it wasn't intended for you, this is more of a red flag than anything. Postal workers are trained to identify mail which doesn't seem to fit with the rest, like all of a sudden a new name shows up to an address where they've been only delivering to certain name(s) for months. As has been mentioned, you want your SR orders to blend in with your real mail as much as possible, so keep it small, put your exact address and name, pick vendors with good stealth, and don't sign for anything. You'll be just fine.
I place small orders from vendors all over the world, (up to about 20 over a few months now) get em sent to my door with my name on it, and have never had any problems.
You know how many times I've ordered from eBay and the name has been mispelt? I've had packages deliver to my house just fine. And I pointed very MINOR mistakes that can EASILY be "human error" either while typing or while listening to the name. It DOES NOT RAISE RED FLAGS. You think a postal worker delivering to 100++ houses a day has the time to remember what name each letter of each address gets delivered to? NO THEY DON'T
I will add something to this that I should have added in my first post that could have POSSIBLY not caused this confusion.
I always advise before thinking up of a "new name" to go on the website see some magazines etc that have a free subscription and subscribe to them using the name you intend to use. When some of the mags start coming to your house under the name it shouldn't raise ANY flags, even if your postman carries a supercomputer inside his brain remembering every name and every address.
"changing your name can get delivery refused" is the biggest piece of horseshit I've heard. All those who are saying it, I encourage you to send a mail to yourself by changing your name around a little bit to make it look like a typing/hearing error and let me know how much of your mail doesn't make it. I speak with experience
Bro, who are you?? like really, all sorts of definitive advice, and what will work and what wont, not to mention.. your tutorial on whats smarter than what. So i ask you again.. who the fuck is it that you think you are.. In all my countless hours, days weeks and months in this community, Ive never once straight bashed some one for providing misguided or misinformed information..
Im glad you follow your own ill advised techniques when having drugs mailed to you, or ebay items alike..If it works for YOU, than stick to it.. please do not give out your BS guidelines to members with just as little knowledge as you your self posses... all that being said, you 'sir' (prob more like Jr.) are a very thickheaded and twice as naive to boot.
Yet another proposal..Howw aboutt thiss, OP (and whom ever else with the same genius thinking process that touchthesky has) go ahead and take this "advice" and just see how far down the Road you people get. On that note, much love to those who love much.. all otherss EAT SHIT AND DIE. lol
I crack myself up, also touchthesky.. your a real gut buster. 8)
Whose giving definitive advice? Like you I'm speaking from my experiences.
Im glad you follow your own ill advised techniques when having drugs mailed to you
I could consider that "straight bashing" but I know an opinion when I see one. And I merely stated I use my cousins name "all the time", it's a figure of speech doesn't necessarily mean ALL THE TIME and definately doesn't mean ALL THE TIME FOR MY DRUGS. I in no way bashed any of your advice. The only "advice" I WILL bash, which is more of a myth, is using your government name is the best option to have things shipped to your address. It has worked and it will possibly continue to work but that doesn't mean the person seeking to be cautious should do that. They can if they wish but anyone would be "ill advised" to do so as you put it.
please do not give out your BS guidelines to members with just as little knowledge as you your self posses
I think we're all offering our opinions here and just like you I have all the right to do it without being forced to not do so. This is one of the places I can ask "BRO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?" but again like I say, I understand an opinion when I see one (please don't take this as bashing or as you don't understand one)
Yet another proposal..Howw aboutt thiss, OP (and whom ever else with the same genius thinking process that touchthesky has) go ahead and take this "advice" and just see how far down the Road you people get. On that note, much love to those who love much.. all otherss EAT SHIT AND DIE. lol
That's what it is, isn't it. It is a proposal. And I made the same proposal when I said anyone who doubts that slight name changes can effect a letter delivery, try it for yourself. No one tells you to take my word as the absolute word.
I crack myself up, also touchthesky.. your a real gut buster. 8)
thank you :)
The whole "changing the name resulting is failed drops is utter horse shit"... PERFECT case and point that disproves your 'theory', the recent story in the canadian news about an LSD vendor having their sheets returned to sender... whyy would an illegal shipment of 100 hits of LSD not be received by the buyer, you ask? BECAUSE OF MORONS LIKE YOU, using bogus names and/or addys..
I'd love a link to the story so I can read up on it. If they used a fake address and name I wouldn't be suprised. If they used their/a proper address and fake name then that would be something different. Without knowing the whole story I wouldn't be able to comment too much on it
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i always use my own name. i know some of the criteria postal workers look for is misspelled names and names that arn't familiar to the address being delivered to. yes, if you misspell a name its still going to arrive at your house most likely but why take the chance of it being further scrutinized by an employee. i want my mail to go through as easy as possible. i'm not going to give them red flags to check out.
and if my package was intercepted i'm not sure how much a minor change in letters in my name is going to save me from prosecution.
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Lets also factor in risks of driving delivery guys to "Go postal" and show up to your house shooting because you're the asshole who can't decide if they're name is Richard or Ricardo
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Lets also factor in risks of driving delivery guys to "Go postal" and show up to your house shooting because you're the asshole who can't decide if they're name is Richard or Ricardo
;D genuine, best laugh I've had all week
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Lets also factor in risks of driving delivery guys to "Go postal" and show up to your house shooting because you're the asshole who can't decide if they're name is Richard or Ricardo
lmao :D
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I'll say it again. Are you ordering weight. No. Congratulations, you are pretry damn unimportant to the DEA.
Controlled delivery for a half quarter of weed? Put some perspective on your global criminal enterprise man. I'm pretty sure the OP got the point, and you're just trying to fight with some nice people that are trying to help a nervous newcomer.
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i always use my own name. i know some of the criteria postal workers look for is misspelled names and names that arn't familiar to the address being delivered to. yes, if you misspell a name its still going to arrive at your house most likely but why take the chance of it being further scrutinized by an employee. i want my mail to go through as easy as possible. i'm not going to give them red flags to check out.
and if my package was intercepted i'm not sure how much a minor change in letters in my name is going to save me from prosecution.
DirtyBizzcuits knows his shit. OP won't go too wrong if he follows that advice, there is a reason most people follow the simplest method, since it BLENDS in with the majority of the normal mail and packages. As soon as you start doing something to MAKE YOUR PACKAGE stand out, you fucked up right there.
Most the people you hear about that are 55/55 or 91/92 or some stats like that tend to be own addy and own name (and usually mostly domestic).
Using some other address is fine, as long as it is correct for the address. Your mate wants to take it thats fine, since it still is normal and blends in WITH REGULAR MAIL.
John Smit instead of John Smith is looking for trouble and will not hold you up from getting caught for 5 seconds.
Listen to the people that have been doing it the longest and have been the most successful. They aren't telling you for their own health, its cos it works for them and the other vet members on here.
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you be aight, just dont order a bunch of buds
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Look dude, Ive been buying on SR for almost a year. Over 55 transactions, ALL sent to my home addy, not even a worry, since day 1.
How about this, I personally advise the OP top use his actual address, if not possible, the owner or resident of the addy to be used, MUST know what they are consenting to by allowing OP or who ever to have mail sent to their addy.
Yes it's worked for you great. The OP wants to be cautious and not take a risk. If I came to you and said I fear for my life and need a gun, what would you say?
"Look dude, I've been living without a gun my whole life. Over a million people met, NO THREAT TO MY LIFE. I personally advise you not to get a gun"...I hope that's not what you'd say. The OP wants to take precautions and I think our job should be to help tell him what precautions he may take. A lot of the times you can have people move in and out, for exxample I order in my cousins name all the time. He was here for a few months then went back to India. Worked out fine so far.
Uhh .. change the name around a little bit? Wtf?
OP ... DO NOT listen to this guy.
Put your real government name and exact address right on that shit, and get it sent directly to you like a boss. If you put a fake name, or screw around with the address trying to make it seem like it wasn't intended for you, this is more of a red flag than anything. Postal workers are trained to identify mail which doesn't seem to fit with the rest, like all of a sudden a new name shows up to an address where they've been only delivering to certain name(s) for months. As has been mentioned, you want your SR orders to blend in with your real mail as much as possible, so keep it small, put your exact address and name, pick vendors with good stealth, and don't sign for anything. You'll be just fine.
I place small orders from vendors all over the world, (up to about 20 over a few months now) get em sent to my door with my name on it, and have never had any problems.
You know how many times I've ordered from eBay and the name has been mispelt? I've had packages deliver to my house just fine. And I pointed very MINOR mistakes that can EASILY be "human error" either while typing or while listening to the name. It DOES NOT RAISE RED FLAGS. You think a postal worker delivering to 100++ houses a day has the time to remember what name each letter of each address gets delivered to? NO THEY DON'T
I will add something to this that I should have added in my first post that could have POSSIBLY not caused this confusion.
I always advise before thinking up of a "new name" to go on the website see some magazines etc that have a free subscription and subscribe to them using the name you intend to use. When some of the mags start coming to your house under the name it shouldn't raise ANY flags, even if your postman carries a supercomputer inside his brain remembering every name and every address.
"changing your name can get delivery refused" is the biggest piece of horseshit I've heard. All those who are saying it, I encourage you to send a mail to yourself by changing your name around a little bit to make it look like a typing/hearing error and let me know how much of your mail doesn't make it. I speak with experience
Hey dipshit... It doesn't matter if the name is misspelled or not... If a PI discovers it you will be busted anyway. They don't even do controlled / signed deliveries anymore.. Just wait for you to grab the pack and LE kicks your door in a few minutes after you've gone in...
Altering the name at the delivery address is stupid and raises a red flag. The idea is to hide in plain sight. Normal looking mail.
Admittedly it is a risk to have mail sent to your house, but no more risky than trying to buy weed on the street. Accept the risk or don't play the game.
The safest route is that the mail looks normal and does not raise any red flags. If you are discovered no amount of fake names, other peoples mail boxes, etc will keep them from nabbing you.
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Shipping to a clean house is always the best idea. I definitely side with real names. Plausible deniability is much more realistic when you have a clean house. You act like someone couldnt get an address and a name of someone and come by to pick up the package before you check your own mail. Those shady looking kids are always hanging around outside your house after all. They probably ordered it to you and take it before you check the mail.
Edit: I don't advise being the shady kids in this situation though. Getting caught going through the mail to grab a package of drugs. No deniability there and a felony to boot.
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just ship with home address.. if you're paying out for something bigger then obivously you have enough cash to chuck to someone to get it mailed to them - thats how i did it anyway
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Reading this thread has made me laugh my ass off! Im still envisioning high postal workers munching on brownies while wearing boxes on their heads trying to figure out why ricardo gets the best weed and how he himself can get some more of this.... maybe he will ask jon smit as he also seems to be receiving this sweet ass nuggy goodness. Hahahahaha you guys crack my ass up!
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Reading this thread has made me laugh my ass off! Im still envisioning high postal workers munching on brownies while wearing boxes on their heads trying to figure out why ricardo gets the best weed and how he himself can get some more of this.... maybe he will ask jon smit as he also seems to be receiving this sweet ass nuggy goodness. Hahahahaha you guys crack my ass up!
I see you've met my mailman before. A lot of postal workers have back problems and are in fact on some good stuff themselves. Postal workers are people too, right? Sometimes I think that mine shakes the packages for a little pill rattle.
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Reading this thread has made me laugh my ass off! Im still envisioning high postal workers munching on brownies while wearing boxes on their heads trying to figure out why ricardo gets the best weed and how he himself can get some more of this.... maybe he will ask jon smit as he also seems to be receiving this sweet ass nuggy goodness. Hahahahaha you guys crack my ass up!
I see you`ve met my mailman before. A lot of postal workers have back problems and are in fact on some good stuff themselves. Postal workers are people too, right? Sometimes I think that mine shakes the packages for a little pill rattle.
It's not the carriers you need to worry about, they could care less. Once in a while you may get one of those self righteous fucks, but 9 times out of ten they just want to finish the day and go back home to the wife. Postal Inspectors, however, take their job pretty seriously.
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My postal worker is a "postal lady" she still delivers mail for ppl who haven't lived at my house for like 5 yrs... I am positive she doesn't give a fuck!
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Reading this thread has made me laugh my ass off! Im still envisioning high postal workers munching on brownies while wearing boxes on their heads trying to figure out why ricardo gets the best weed and how he himself can get some more of this.... maybe he will ask jon smit as he also seems to be receiving this sweet ass nuggy goodness. Hahahahaha you guys crack my ass up!
I see you`ve met my mailman before. A lot of postal workers have back problems and are in fact on some good stuff themselves. Postal workers are people too, right? Sometimes I think that mine shakes the packages for a little pill rattle.
It's not the carriers you need to worry about, they could care less. Once in a while you may get one of those self righteous fucks, but 9 times out of ten they just want to finish the day and go back home to the wife. Postal Inspectors, however, take their job pretty seriously.
It was really a joke. I'm on a first name basis with my mailman, and when I see him I stop and talk. Genuinely nice guy that I would be happy to drink a beer with while watching the game.
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What about a PO box at UPS store, or Postal Annex. Also, you can address the PO Box like a apartment number.
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What about a PO box at UPS store, or Postal Annex. Also, you can address the PO Box like a apartment number.
i was thinking about getting a postal box. unfortunately where i live you need 2 forms of government issued i.d. and one needs to have a photo. i'm not sure if fake identification would work. if i were to use a postal box i would make sure there was legit letters and parcels going there and not just SR purchases cause i think that might stick out. maybe a magazine subscription and some ebay purchases.
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Lately I've been ordering more than personal use and I'm bit of paranoid which let me into thinking that it would be better not to do drugs at this period when I'm ordering more than usually to my home address. I don't know if it's possible but it wouldn't be great when I deny all the envelopes but still give positive to drug test.
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Lately I've been ordering more than personal use and I'm bit of paranoid which let me into thinking that it would be better not to do drugs at this period when I'm ordering more than usually to my home address. I don't know if it's possible but it wouldn't be great when I deny all the envelopes but still give positive to drug test.
if they intercepted a package for you they would have no legal right to drug test you. even if they did it wouldnt prove anything in court. lots of people who use drugs dont import them and lots of people who import drugs dont use them. don't ever take a drug test without your lawyers consent lol
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Alright. Thanks :)
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My postal worker is a "postal lady" she still delivers mail for ppl who haven't lived at my house for like 5 yrs... I am positive she doesn't give a fuck!
Same here I STILL get my ex wifes credit card solicitations ......she hasn't lived here in 5 yrs ........ still getting donation requests from the local fire department in the previous home owners name ...... I have owned the home for 12 yrs. Bottom line is ....... My postman who I know and joke with all the time just doesn't give a shit who's name is on the envelope. He even told me one day that he delivers to an address NOT a name. with that being said make damn sure you have the address correct unless you want a neighbor 3 doors down getting your weed.
I won't say to use or not use your real name ....... I use my real name on deliveries but doubt seriously if it makes a damn bit difference.
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you will be fine. i think you will find the majority of ppl use their home address
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Most PO box centers, and well as street address are delivered by address and not by name.
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USPS postal boxes are delivered to name.
I have heard of packs being returned for using last initials instead of full names.
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Just order domestic and one package at a time and there is minimal risk involved.