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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: AmericaOnDrugs on October 02, 2013, 01:12 pm

Title: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: AmericaOnDrugs on October 02, 2013, 01:12 pm
If you had balls you'd order my fucking crayons.

Don't though, they're so fucking rad that I'd prefer nobody ordered any.

That way I will continue to have more crayons, sex, and money than you.

And you could have had it all..

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a56483ccb6

Too bad you didn't buy those crayons back when they were so affordable.

Crayons are the future. Forget featherlitecoin. Get rich with crayons.

Sex.

Money.

Crayons.

Power.

See how naturally that fits in there? Should take the listing down before somebody notices and buys all my crayons....
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: dirtybiscuitzz718 on October 02, 2013, 01:22 pm
This has to be a joke..

Right? i mean, i dont get it o__O
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: Rocknessie on October 02, 2013, 01:22 pm
What about international shipping?
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: AmericaOnDrugs on October 02, 2013, 01:36 pm
Adding international crayon shipping option as we speak!
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: AmericaOnDrugs on October 02, 2013, 01:41 pm
This has to be a joke..

Right? i mean, i dont get it o__O
There's nothing funny about the crayon biz son.
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: AmericaOnDrugs on October 02, 2013, 01:44 pm
Just updated the listing.

Now shipping crayons WORLDWIDE!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a56483ccb6

Quick, before I change my mind.
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: AmericaOnDrugs on October 02, 2013, 01:48 pm
Some punk ass has stock in the colored pencil market gave me -1 karma but I'm still walking on sunshine cuz CRAYONS DON'T BREAK IN THE FACE OF INTENSIVE SCRIBBLING.

Sex. Freedom. Crayons. Riches. Summer Vacation. Nutella.

See how it just fits in there?
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: AmericaOnDrugs on October 02, 2013, 02:20 pm
Again, the link. Just in case you forgot to click it last time or the time before.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a56483ccb6

Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: Rocknessie on October 06, 2013, 02:10 am
Now the Feds have my Crayons!

THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT THERE.
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: gn0ssos on October 06, 2013, 02:13 am
Some punk ass has stock in the colored pencil market gave me -1 karma but I'm still walking on sunshine cuz CRAYONS DON'T BREAK IN THE FACE OF INTENSIVE SCRIBBLING.

Sex. Freedom. Crayons. Riches. Summer Vacation. Nutella.

See how it just fits in there?

+1 for being funny as fuck in the face of imminent danger. :P
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: AmericaOnDrugs on October 06, 2013, 03:48 pm
Haha I was thinking about that, my crayon sale might have been the last new listing posted on the silk road.
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: gtgeorgz on October 06, 2013, 06:54 pm
Damn, I really want some crayons now.
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: Rocknessie on October 06, 2013, 07:23 pm
I wonder if the Crayon demographic will move to Sheep Market or Black Market Reloaded?

Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: Yousaf on October 06, 2013, 11:46 pm
Crayons was marked in transit but its been 3 days.... express shipping too.  Should I be worried?
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: Rocknessie on October 07, 2013, 01:23 am
You have to consider if it's being tracked by the Crayon Task Force.
Title: Re: You need more crayons in your life. BUY MY FUCKING CRAYONS. FULL ESCROW.
Post by: Trappy on October 07, 2013, 01:31 am
Crayons was marked in transit but its been 3 days.... express shipping too.  Should I be worried?

Did the vendor say he used myalr or mbb? If the dogs don't sniff them, you'r safe, but a careless vendor will get your door knocked down by the Federal Crayon Investigators.