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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: LeftCat on March 27, 2012, 03:38 am

Title: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: LeftCat on March 27, 2012, 03:38 am
I know that in some cases crime does pay, so I guess I was just wondering.

100k a year is roughly 9k a month, and I really don't know if that's a reasonable goal.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: Appa on March 27, 2012, 06:24 am
If you were a vendor on SR with good service and product, you could easily make 9k a month.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: LeftCat on March 27, 2012, 06:34 am
That being said, it'd be useful to see who the top seller around here currently is, but I think that might be too personal.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: mju7 on March 27, 2012, 07:55 am
1. Travel to India
2. Get Ketamine hookup pay max $1500/kg
3. ???
4. Profit.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: cerealbox on March 27, 2012, 10:36 am
the only way I know how to make that kind of money: selling my butthole to gay dudes.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: clixor on March 27, 2012, 11:03 am
the only way I know how to make that kind of money: selling my butthole to gay dudes.

i lolled. :)

So 100k from steady income? otherwise things like armed robbery come to mind. There was a heist here in my area that netted 10m+ You'll need some military training though and you can't do that shit alone (sadly i'm a pacifist :))

Maybe pimping some girls? Arms dealer to African warlords?

Personally i've always had the fantasy to be a sort of organization consultant for mobsters, the only way in this economy i can use my college degree to some practical use.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: jochem on March 27, 2012, 12:10 pm
the only way I know how to make that kind of money: selling my butthole to gay dudes.
Won't make you 100k a year (unless you know some rich gay dudes).

But, yeah, a robbery of some sort will get you that money. Setting up some serious drug moving business will get you that money as well (not just dealing).
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: no_pain on March 27, 2012, 12:32 pm
if someone find a way with no effort please pm the step by step instructions bc I am even too lazy to look into this thread.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: palacefunker on March 27, 2012, 01:14 pm
Pay the US congress for passing legislation aimed at increasing corporate profitability and taking away individual rights... wait a minute... that's called lobbying and it is legal!   ???

Hmm... Gather 150 people to create a chain of investors for pumping and dumping stocks!! 150 x $10k initial investment per person = $1.5mm in influence. Could be quite substantial if aligned with some well placed marketing and stock news!! Well... I guess that isn't exactly illegal either...  :-\

I got it!! Sell illegal drugs on SR to self-medicators and hobbyists!!!  ;D
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: Magnate on March 28, 2012, 12:32 am
I'd look for geoarbitrage opportunities, this is obviously completely dependent on where you are located. MDMA is one of the few reasonably priced substances on this site, moving large quantities of it could easily produce profits in excess of $100,000 per annum. Actually locating/creating your bulk buyers is obviously easier said than done, and it's also hardly risk free. All it takes is for one of your buyers to be caught, flip, and rat you out, although this risk can be reduced by using dead drops for transactions. If you're young, you may already have a possible network of potential bulk buyers attending colleges/universities across the country...
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: Horizons on March 28, 2012, 12:51 am
Force dozens of Chinese children to farm gold for you in World of Warcraft in >80-hour work weeks for 1.50 USD/day.

Shit, that's also apparently legal.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: jtemp102311 on March 28, 2012, 06:16 am
Force dozens of Chinese children to farm gold for you in World of Warcraft in >80-hour work weeks for 1.50 USD/day.

Shit, that's also apparently legal.

Better yet.. EVE Online

Lol. Good stuff. ;D
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: eurobilly on March 28, 2012, 07:12 am
the only way I know how to make that kind of money: selling my butthole to gay dudes.

+1

that's a funny!!
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: clixor on March 28, 2012, 07:34 am
That being said, it'd be useful to see who the top seller around here currently is, but I think that might be too personal.

You can deduce it from the feedback, not 100% but you'd get an impression. And looking at that, i believe even topseller only get a handful of orders a day unless they operate under different vendor names.
So. say, they make 50% on each order (not even counting bad ships) than you're only looking at the same amount what an average job would make you. For fun, let's double that, than still no 9k p/m.

Another one, if you're a smooth talker and look good in a suit. Setup a ponzi scheme. Being jewish and going to Florida helps i guess.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: davebowman on March 28, 2012, 01:35 pm
I would train kittens to be thieves, or rather cat burglars, and I would sell the adorable kittens to a bunch of unsuspecting families, and then later that night they would return to me with all the jewelery and cash and stuff, and if they ever got caught they are incapable of narcing me out because they cant speak. I would pay them in catnip.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: Horizons on March 28, 2012, 01:46 pm
I would pay them in catnip.

You earned yourself a +1 karma for that last phrase.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: wannabud on March 28, 2012, 07:03 pm
Spend 7k per month with sluts and then you have a regular salary.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: phubaiblues on March 28, 2012, 09:34 pm
If I were in the U.S., and brave and spoke a bit of Spanish, I'd head down to Culican MX, spend a few weeks, meet some people, and explain how there's this pretty cool, fairly safe way to move tar online.  And how you'd be willing to be the computer side of the equation for, say, 50% if they'd want to hook you up regularly.  Best sent from U.S., tho...

That way you'd probably get higher up on the food chain than I suspect most are, and since this is all new, but getting bigger, you could get in on the ground floor and make bu-coup money.  Would take a bit of nerve and doing, but looks good to me...or better yet, keep going south on down to Cali CO, and get some powder.  Do it right, u'd own the H market, and one here, at this point, sellers are safer than buyers, unlike real life.

Most street sales are locked up by relatives and homeboys and fellow gang members...but this is new.
Title: Re: If I made 100k in a year illegally, what would i do with it?
Post by: TravellingWithoutMoving on March 28, 2012, 09:42 pm
if i made 100k illegally this is what i would do with it:-

- i would invest in a DPR / Silk Road project

- a big order of illicits....

- donate some to the free / open source projects we use..


- invest in some business ideas
- pay 2 months rent.

may the force be with you.
 :)
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: dduckpad on March 29, 2012, 02:02 am
these are good ideas, i should have my student loans paid in no time now
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: phubaiblues on March 29, 2012, 02:20 am
these are good ideas, i should have my student loans paid in no time now

Get seriously disabled: you don't have to pay your loans back, and you'll get over $100,000 in income over your lifetime  :)
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: dduckpad on March 29, 2012, 04:57 am
Get seriously disabled: you don't have to pay your loans back, and you'll get over $100,000 in income over your lifetime  :)
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Thought about that for about 5 seconds, imagined myself like Lieutenant Daaaan.  I'm just gonna find ways to make more monies and pay the bastards unless a find a lovely girl with great credit
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: ianfleming on March 29, 2012, 05:07 am
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But, yeah, a robbery of some sort will get you that money.
Most robberies make less than $1,000 per score.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: jochem on March 29, 2012, 06:55 am
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But, yeah, a robbery of some sort will get you that money.
Most robberies make less than $1,000 per score.
You shouldn't commit a robbery most others commit. If you're aiming to earn at least $100,000, you're not gonna rob your average street corner shop. You'll probably go for a money transport or a jewelery or something. Compare it to running: most people run 100m in 12 seconds or so, but I you wanna be with the top you gotta run below 10 secs.
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: Horizons on March 29, 2012, 10:57 am
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But, yeah, a robbery of some sort will get you that money.
Most robberies make less than $1,000 per score.

Steal the heart of a wealthy lady. That counts as robbery, right?
Title: Re: If you had to make 100k in a year illegally, how would you do it?
Post by: fredzebaker on March 29, 2012, 06:50 pm
1. Travel to India
2. Get Ketamine hookup pay max $1500/kg
3. ???
4. Profit.

If you know where to buy it for $1500 please share with me, I will give you a finders fee :D


regards/
Fred