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Title: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: chemdog on July 09, 2012, 10:47 pm
Hello!


Our first product is a batch of good ole' cannabis. I do not have information on its breed or lineage at this time, but may be able to update later.

What we would like to do is this: every time we introduce a new product, we will send out samples to established contributors and leaders in the community. As such, we have 7 x one gram servings of this weed to send out for free, in return for feedback on both the product, the packaging and delivery time.

Note that we are UK based - expectations regarding delivery time should be adjusted according to your location. :-)

So... Who wants some free weed? :-D

Will check back tomorrow. G'night all.

CD

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Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: IAmMeaty on July 09, 2012, 11:03 pm
Hey man,
ill happily take a sample off your hands and write a review :)

heres my stats
(im from the uk btw)

Total transactions: 13
Total spent: $2512.64
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 15.15%
Member for: 7 months
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: henrich414 on July 10, 2012, 12:12 am
Hello mate, welcome to the road! The more UK vendors, the merrier for all. I'd be very happy to try a sample, and I guarantee I will leave you a very detailed review.

Total transactions: 6
Total spent: ฿30.49
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 month

My stats arent quite as impressive as IAmMeaty's, but a quick search of my posts will demonstrate the quality and quantity of my feedback. Also, have you got a PGP key?

Edit: I should probably mention that I am UK based too.


Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: raistlin on July 10, 2012, 12:14 am
Heya Chemdawg,
Be more than happy to write you up a review - always happy to get my creative juices flowing!
Il drop you a pm and see what you think.
cheers bud.
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: sselevol on July 10, 2012, 12:34 am
I'm a UK buyer and would like to be a guinea pig and sample some to review on here :) that weed looks fantastic.
Total transactions: 15
Total spent: ฿39.63
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 5 months

Post your thread here and set up a vendor's account: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?board=5.0
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: buccco on July 10, 2012, 01:56 am
hi , i am very interested for heeeeemp  :o  , can i have a taste? Thank youu
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: Zulu on July 10, 2012, 02:11 am
I wouldn't mind testing and writing an in depth review.

Total transactions: 14
Total spent: ฿4019.8
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 5 months
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: Iconoclastic on July 10, 2012, 03:03 am
I'd love a sample as much as the next guy, but have no stats deserving of one.  That said, find out the strain and how it was grown.  That can be as important as a good review.  At least figure out if it's a Sativa or an Indica, or which is dominant if it's a hybrid.
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: jurdermunkie on July 10, 2012, 08:03 am
I would like to sample. Would let a couple friends smoke with me and what they think also. PM me!! :)
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: shocky on July 10, 2012, 08:30 am
has been a member for 1 year
was last seen: today
ranked in the top 70% of sellers with 100% positive feedback from 72 transactions
USA

Although you may already have selected people, I happen to be a POET.
So I will gladly write you a rhyming review, one that captivates the hearts and causes the audience to crave your sweet, delicious weed.
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: RainbowConnexion on July 10, 2012, 08:35 am
I'm just registered today but would like to try this out & if it is good I will consider ordering more...is it Sativa?

RC
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: Heteroplasmy on July 10, 2012, 08:41 am
I have been a religious marijuana smoker for about 7 years now. I have perfect buyer stats on SR and will give your marijuana a completely unbiased review and look forward to trying out some of your product if you pick me to send a sample to.


Buyer Statistics:

Total transactions: 33
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalization rate 0%
Total spent: ~$2,000

Thanks, and I hope to be able to test out your product, sir! My name on SR is the same as it is on here. I am a total "pothead" and know when I am smoking some premo, dank, mids, or schwag; I am the man for the job of sampling your goods, sir!

-Heteroplasmy
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: alllove on July 10, 2012, 08:57 am
I'd be interested
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: saffron on July 10, 2012, 09:01 am
hi ,im not after a FREE bee ,just saying welcome to the road ,im interesting too see how u get on as i am 2weeks away from starting as a vendor here myself ,good luck with youre venture ,
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: Kappacino on July 10, 2012, 10:02 am
Hey chemdog.

No bullshit here, 70 transactions, active on forums, from the UK, will post up an honest review of the stuff.

Good luck
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: chemdog on July 10, 2012, 10:23 am
Wow... Erm... Ok, that's more than seven. :-) Thank you!

Maybe I'll allocate more to sampling on the next batches.

No more submissions for now, thanking you. Will get this prepped up and ready.

As I mentioned, I don't know about its history etc.

The batch has, however, undergone additional drying and curing. Yes, we lost some wet weight and therefore profit, but you will get a better smoke out of it.

Regardless of who eventually gets the samples, I would ask that the review be 100% honest. I am here to do business and I cannot trade a product that the buying community would not accept. As such, all feedback is good, regardless of the criticism or praise received, as it allows us to improve the product, the packaging and the service in general.

Time for some coffee I be thinking. Thank you all again - will write more later, but would like to get the samples out in the next 24 hours.

Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: BenJesuit on July 10, 2012, 12:48 pm
Us, US folks are always looking for good weed.

You might want to consider sending a sample to US to let people know that you can handle international orders with decent shipping time and good packaging to make it through customs.

I have over 74 transactions, 0% refund rate, >1000BTC spent and member for >6months.

If you have another sample batch going out, keep me in mind.

My SR user name is the same as my forum name.

Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: HeadDoc on July 11, 2012, 12:14 am
im new to the game, so im super hyped about getting good feedback to good vendors! been on the Road for about a month, and already had 16 transactions.
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: kamui on July 11, 2012, 08:33 am
Will people ever learn? The Godfather used 0.3 BTC items to harvest addresses.
Now it's free weed. Sounds absolutely legit!
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: ninjatunes on July 11, 2012, 03:04 pm
 ;)hi there welcome to the silk road , i am a writer , i write music & gig reviews , game reviews and will happily review your weed , so please choose me lol i have smoked cannabis for 20 years now and love the stuff , what is it inidca or sativia  :)
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: AnonYY on July 11, 2012, 05:48 pm
Watch out for the cops mate.
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: sselevol on July 11, 2012, 11:04 pm
Chemdog seems legit, but I appreciate by getting samples you run the risk of being a guinea pig for dodgy packaging or delivery mistakes. I'll be ready to admit I'm wrong if my sample goes awry.
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on July 12, 2012, 01:58 am
If the vendor is sending 5 samples then its legit but a vendor called 'happy times' is causing some concern after a free giveaway of maybe hundreds of samples and no show from the vendor after many addresses were given to someone online offering grams of weed and 0.1 samples of H and coke.

Maybe this happy times is legit but if nothing is sent out many people are kinda worried especially vendors or buyers who show stats openly which makes them a nice target who may have a collection of SR drugs in the stash.

So be way art free samples but bear in mind most ARE genuine offers.

5 samples is about right.

Hundreds, not usual tactics when 5 - 10 will be enough for reviews.

Laters.
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: Gary Oak on July 12, 2012, 05:29 am
I say only take weed samples if you have a medical card, that way you have nothing to worry about.

"No I swear officer, I was only going to smoke it! :o
Hmm...alright carry on." ;D
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: DrawkwarD on July 12, 2012, 07:24 am
Did someone say free weed? :)

Total transactions: 124
Total spent: $4920.12
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year


Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: wasta on July 12, 2012, 10:16 am
No worry's here! I am Dutch!

I have more then 30 years of daily experience.
I did grow it myself.

I can tell if the growers have green fingers.

I only smoke weed that bounces back when squeezed.
No dry weeds that crumble or pulverize.
The twig has to break but the bud has to be moistly  like.
Not realy moistly, the moist has to be gone.
But it has to look like it was harvested a few days ago.
So little leaves should be able to fold, without breaking, but the twig inside has to.

Ever harvested a fresh plant and made buds out of it?
Sticky fingers?
After drying...did you then have sticky fingers?
No?
Where did the stickiness go?
Gone, along with the pressures oil!

It is the same for ""shag"".
You want it to be moistly like to roll your cigarette and not to dry.

You have to pull hard, to get some of the bud.
If it comes loose without force, it is no good.
Early stages of mold can be at work.

And how nice crystals can be to look at, that is no good either.
The little droplets of thc should not jump into crystals.
A good bud will keep his thc oil, and you should not be able to roll a joint without washing your hands first.
The paper where you roll your joint in should stick to your fingers.

I can write a book about it.
 Never a sharp taste or feeling in your throat again.
Always a soft taste like gold for your throat.
A joint of mine is (almost) never passed to someone else.
Not a piece of twig or leave how ever small it may be, will never be in one of my joints.

If you want nicely chosen words to describe your your weed, you should pick me to send some to.

But I am picky.
I live in the Netherlands and find it difficult to find some good weed over here.
90% of the weed has flows.
8% has no flows, but is just not my kind of strain, so I am only satisfied with a small 2 % of our weed over here.

A good bud of weed, should have kept his oil.
Smoking a joint has to give sparkles like firework.
Something like when you squeeze the shell of a orange in to the flame of your lighter.
Some fireworks like that.

I write to much.
If you need my skills, send my a pm.

Greetings Wasta
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: chemdog on July 12, 2012, 08:24 pm
Hi all


I had some, shall we say, difficulties over the last few days with the break in and being utterly fucking knackered. I turned on the PC to come on here last night. I don't know if you have had that experience where you do waaaaaaaaayyy too much X or whatever, and you end up with the conscious mental capacity of a goldfish by the night is over, but that was me. Without drugs. I couldn't even type my password to login to Windoze and then locked myself out. Unsurprisingly, I went to bed.

Now, whilst I figure I was always going to get some accusations of "He's a copper" etc, I have no way whatsoever of proving I am not, other than by delivering the goods. If you don't want the weed, fine, don't take it, but I would love to know how you even got to make an order or a sale with a level of codependent paranoia that high. Due diligence and all that yes, but I am no harvester, snitch or from the nipple headed rozzers.

This is a business, not a charity. I want your custom. Weed is a medium value, fast moving commodity. Yes, I am prepared to give it away for free to establish my intention and credentials, because I know I will get it back in spades.

Just to give you an idea of how I work: I came here a few months ago and was so impressed, I refused to come back until I could do it as safely as possible. If I protect myself and the community I serve, we all win. If you are that paranoid, use a drop location - easy to do.

I'd be amused by the idea of being a police officer if I wasn't so tired.

I've picked the domestic samplee's and two have gone out this evening. Tormail seems broken, so I have no idea if I have mail waiting.

As far as USA and international goes, we definitely want to do this. We have too many products in the pipeline to not do this. But we wanted to get our systems and processes in place first. I've always said that the key to maintaining this as a business is to consistently improve all the vulnerable points in the logistics chain. If you can get your head around information security, the two biggest vulnerabilities are a) having a big mouth and b) post and packaging.

The first is relatively easy if you have a modicum of control over your ego.

But the second can be harder.

If I can't get that process right to a standard that I am happy with on a domestic level, there will be no international orders. Since I want international orders, we are spending time getting this figured out.

To give you an idea of one of the problems I want to solve there, we are making the domestic packages never see a post office and changing the point of origin on every single order. LEO has no chance of detecting us, as long as we standardize our processes to a high level of security. If we do international stuff, similar rules MUST apply for me to be happy with it. And if I ain't happy, it ain't happening.

OK, so, I've just been informed that dinner is ready, so I am going to clock off for a while. I will be back later - I can see I have 5 unread messages waiting.

I'm so sorry this has been a bit stop-start in terms of my communications. This is exactly what I didn't want, as I have been rushed by other factors and not giving this the attention this deserves. Time to make some corrections to that I think.

CD





Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: raistlin on July 15, 2012, 07:58 pm
Chemdogsunrise review.

Arrived next day from postage.
safe, secure package - no smell or worry of it.Well concealed.
( perhaps smaller lettering could be used? Ive seen a few people comment about professional looking envelopes though I personally
am happy reveiving similiar looking mail from auction sites etc.)

The weed itself was exactly as described - "from commercial growers" so it isnt top shelf however the extra
dry and cure is evident. - smooth smoke, not the strongest, you can feel a numbing to the top of the head when smoking.
There is a candy/flower/sweet smell in there - 4 people so far cant agree exactly what the smell is haha.
Im sure if correctly priced there will be a good market for this prodfuct.

Alround seems like a stand up guy and im happy to have helped out a new vendor starting up.

I look forward to seeing what you list in the future.

Good luck and a long life on the road Chemdog! :D
Title: Re: New Seller - Weed Testers Wanted
Post by: sselevol on July 15, 2012, 09:14 pm
As far as USA and international goes, we definitely want to do this. We have too many products in the pipeline to not do this.
If I can ask, what products do you have coming soon?