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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: qvel on April 01, 2012, 11:30 am

Title: Are You Here Under Orders?
Post by: qvel on April 01, 2012, 11:30 am
The purpose of this thread is to track who came here and why.
We all know at this point that several Agents and Operators have been ordered to The Road for one reason or another.
That's not up for debate, it's a forgone conclusion.
So.. It's not really like anyone can see who voted on what.

Let's see them numbers people.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: Reseller on April 01, 2012, 11:45 am
[x] WTF?
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: rake on April 01, 2012, 11:49 am
Hey there are three votes and I voted civvie, does that mean you are LE qvel or have you not voted on your own poll?
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: qvel on April 01, 2012, 12:16 pm
Hey there are three votes and I voted civvie, does that mean you are LE qvel or have you not voted on your own poll?
Actually, I'm not LE or MP.. Though most alphabet soup agencies that one would worry about and classify as LEO are Civvies themselves, not Military, and HIGHLY unlikely to be ordered here by their CO.

I'm talking about Army, AF, Navy, SpecOps, BlackOps. Operators who have a physiological requirement for certain substances and have been ordered to those substances by an authorized military doctor.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: rake on April 01, 2012, 12:27 pm
In that case I can tell you that Australian SAS have their own Meth hookups with bikie gangs.  They don't like to talk about it much though.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: qvel on April 01, 2012, 12:34 pm
In that case I can tell you that Australian SAS have their own Meth hookups with bikie gangs.  They don't like to talk about it much though.
Goodness gracious of course not. That wouldn't make the Big Brass Balls look too shiny would it ;)

I reckon they're here too, though quietly, hush hush you know.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: Prawl42 on April 01, 2012, 12:52 pm
dammit you got us, investigation over :/
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: qvel on April 02, 2012, 08:17 pm
dammit you got us, investigation over :/
Haha, yeah right. The Investigation Never Ceases (No matter WHO does the Investigation)
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: yournamehere on April 03, 2012, 03:10 am
So.. I think I stated this clearly enough.

How many of you here today were ordered here by a CO?
ONLY Answer if your CO or your God and/or Goddess can Clear you to Identify yourself Here.
I know some of you are.
This I know directly, and from reports.

Those of you with clearance to share your stories, Go ahead. War's over.
So spoke the Lord and Lady, and not least of all the Wholly Ghost.
What is/was your rank?
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: Kurtz on April 03, 2012, 07:11 am
I can only give you my name, rank and number.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: Prawl42 on April 03, 2012, 04:14 pm
I can only give you my name, rank and number.

pig!
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: wannabud on April 03, 2012, 07:41 pm
Sometimes I think I should order something to the Police Station using the name of Chief just to see what happens.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: Ktpp on April 03, 2012, 08:17 pm
Sometimes I think I should order something to the Police Station using the name of Chief just to see what happens.

"Chief
420 Marijuana View
The Donut Shop
Go away
Yes. We're coming."

Also the poll. What?

Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: mike.murphy on April 03, 2012, 08:27 pm
Sometimes I think I should order something to the Police Station using the name of Chief just to see what happens.

I was driving somehwere one day and I saw a piggie check his mail just as he had gotten home.  The sight of a police officer at a mailbox made me cringe at first, then I thought it'd be fun to send him a package just because I know a cop lives there.  I never did, but this reminded me of it.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: qvel on April 03, 2012, 11:28 pm
So.. I think I stated this clearly enough.

How many of you here today were ordered here by a CO?
ONLY Answer if your CO or your God and/or Goddess can Clear you to Identify yourself Here.
I know some of you are.
This I know directly, and from reports.

Those of you with clearance to share your stories, Go ahead. War's over.
So spoke the Lord and Lady, and not least of all the Wholly Ghost.
What is/was your rank?
Brigadier General Officer
That's all I'm authorized to disclose at this point.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: Limetless on April 03, 2012, 11:48 pm
Sometimes I think I should order something to the Police Station using the name of Chief just to see what happens.

Sort of semi did that with some friends a few years ago. We went to Amsterdam during a dry spell in quality for a weekend away and scored some crystal MD at a rave and then went on to do K. Some of the best shit I've ever had so we had the crazy shit ideas flowing as you do. We ended up buying an extra half gram of each and sent it to the local police headquarters with a note saying "If the stuff was as good as this, you'd actually have something to worry about!".

Never found out if it got there obviously but I hope it did.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: themessenger2 on April 05, 2012, 06:53 am
Why would a CO ever want someone to break cover? I'm not doubting that there are military here but

1. Why wouldn't they get government supplied drugs instead of getting random chemicals from random suppliers

And

2. Why would you be "authorized" to tell anyone anything of that nature, even your rank? None of this makes sense.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: wannabud on April 05, 2012, 09:36 am
Sometimes I think I should order something to the Police Station using the name of Chief just to see what happens.

Sort of semi did that with some friends a few years ago. We went to Amsterdam during a dry spell in quality for a weekend away and scored some crystal MD at a rave and then went on to do K. Some of the best shit I've ever had so we had the crazy shit ideas flowing as you do. We ended up buying an extra half gram of each and sent it to the local police headquarters with a note saying "If the stuff was as good as this, you'd actually have something to worry about!".

Never found out if it got there obviously but I hope it did.
Sent to local headquarter is not so fun in my case.

I know my town very well, and if the cups receive some drugs from Netherlands for example, for sure it would be a headline at local newspaper (or they just used it in silent). I'm sure they really don't know what is a MDMA crystal and they would be very scared if they receive something like this from Europe. I can imagine some of them saying "this must be anthrax, but we are verifying" at local television with the typical cup tone trying to say everything in a formal way, and after that a lab test (from the capital, my town does not have this technology) confirmed it was just md.

But I just can't do a big troll like this and stay in silence. I would post and translate the news here and tell everybody in the city it was me.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: cacoethes on April 05, 2012, 01:18 pm
Sometimes my wife orders me to come here to get something for the weekend.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: qvel on April 08, 2012, 01:31 pm
Sometimes my wife orders me to come here to get something for the weekend.
I think that qualifies ;)
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: philter3 on April 08, 2012, 03:18 pm
I have been ordering my own minions onto the Road to look at certain aspects and familiarize themselves with their roles. I guess.. maybe*I'm* the C.O? LOL

 Alright you sots.. you are all to stand at attention and look smart. This is Office Hours and you will all be dealt with according to the Uniform Code of Marijuana Justice.

(pray continue the joke...)
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: qvel on April 08, 2012, 04:46 pm
Why would a CO ever want someone to break cover? I'm not doubting that there are military here but

1. Why wouldn't they get government supplied drugs instead of getting random chemicals from random suppliers

And

2. Why would you be "authorized" to tell anyone anything of that nature, even your rank? None of this makes sense.
Re: "Why would a CO ever want someone to break cover? " <- Stranger things happen at Sea.

1: Same difference.
2: I don't question orders from above, I follow them.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: genial on April 08, 2012, 07:40 pm
Why would a CO ever want someone to break cover? I'm not doubting that there are military here but

1. Why wouldn't they get government supplied drugs instead of getting random chemicals from random suppliers

And

2. Why would you be "authorized" to tell anyone anything of that nature, even your rank? None of this makes sense.
Re: "Why would a CO ever want someone to break cover? " <- Stranger things happen at Sea.

1: Same difference.
2: I don't question orders from above, I follow them.

Wait a sec. I've been gone from here for a few weeks. What's going on? US Military has been commanded to visit this site? Why?
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: philter3 on April 08, 2012, 07:45 pm

Wait a sec. I've been gone from here for a few weeks. What's going on? US Military has been commanded to visit this site? Why?

Deep cover operations to gather intel on the success of CENTCOM sub-rosa operations in AF-PAK visavis the spread of Afghan heroin. So far.. the spread of Afghan heroin (Codename: Mountain Horse) on Silk Road is proceeding beyond expectations. Well done everyone :D

 Now everyone report to the R&R tent.. they've got dancing boys and BJs for the Defenders of Democracy.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: qvel on April 10, 2012, 11:22 pm

Wait a sec. I've been gone from here for a few weeks. What's going on? US Military has been commanded to visit this site? Why?

Deep cover operations to gather intel on the success of CENTCOM sub-rosa operations in AF-PAK visavis the spread of Afghan heroin. So far.. the spread of Afghan heroin (Codename: Mountain Horse) on Silk Road is proceeding beyond expectations. Well done everyone :D

 Now everyone report to the R&R tent.. they've got dancing boys and BJs for the Defenders of Democracy.
Well Stated.
Like the Operator said.
Can someone sticky this thread? It's going to become more and more prominent in the coming days and weeks and months.
Title: Re: So how many of you were ordered to the Silk Road by a Commanding Officer?
Post by: qvel on April 11, 2012, 12:06 am
I edited the poll a bit, reset the votes.
Its clearer now, more serious, less humorous.

But that was the directive, so.

To answer a few questions:

Why go to SR instead of 'Government Sources'
"Government Sources" have long been fraught with trouble.
Double crossing, dirty dealing, lack of tracking. Bad meet-ups. Firefights. Ambushes.

The reason to prefer the SR is obvious and multifold:

#1 Escrow: the money is held in Escrow until Precious Cargo is received.
#2 No F2F: And no resulting ambushes, firefights, SNAFU, FUBAR, etc.
#3 Greenlisted Vendors: Verified quality, Verified procedures.
#4 Worldwide Availability: Accessible Anywhere through the Naval TOR system.
#5 TOR is Home Ground. Navy controls it, and relies on it for countless Ops.

There's more to it than that, but these are really the Big Five for the BBBs (Big Brass Ballers).