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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: Limetless on October 06, 2012, 09:41 pm

Title: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: Limetless on October 06, 2012, 09:41 pm
It's unorthodox for vendors to comment about scammers here but this guy was so stupid I decided to make an exception. He's also in the Suspicious Bastard section on the vendor one too. Enjoy-

The guy is called Walrus9 and he claimed that the package didn't arrive, he let the funds autofinalize to give me the benefit of the doubt and that this happened with another vendor at coincidentally the same time. Read top to bottom -

His opening play -

Hey, so, the order just finalized, but I have yet to recieve my 4 aco dmt. Is there still a chance it is coming or has it been lost? Cuz I would really appreciate a re-ship, been looking forward to this for weeks now.

My parry -

Why did you finalize the order instead of putting it in resolution? That makes no sense.

Lim

His thrust -

Yes, i am very sorry about that, i meant to give it till the last day just to give you the benefit of the doubt, but i forgot to go back and extend it on the last day when it still didn't receive the package.

My dodge -

Sorry but I can't really allow a reship when you didn't bother putting the order in resolution. If you had then I may have looked at this further but unless you put it in res I can't really move on it.

Lim

His charge -

that is absolute bullshit. i was giving you the benefit of the doubt, and it did not come. look at my buyer history, i'm not some fucking scammer, 180 dollars worth of the drugs you sent didn't show up. im sorry i forgot to submit a claim, but if you don't at least work with me here a little bit, this happend with another seller at the same time and they are being very helpful, then i will have no choice but to talk to the silk road operators and submit a very bad review, this is bullshit. all im asking is for a reship for something that was your responsibility to get through.

My kick in the balls -

Lol yano what is bullshit? Your attitude. I find it quite odd that you didn't 2 packages from 2 different vendors at the same time. I mean those are some odds you have to admit? And it's also wonderfully convenient that because I don't use tracking it's your word against mine too and then because you're such a good person you didn't put the order into resolution because you were giving me the benefit of the doubt? Why would you do that when as you said, it's $180 dollars so why would you let that go?

If you like you can give me the name of the vendor that this supposedly happened with and I shall go and ask them and see what they think when I tell them this coincidentally happened with my shipment too? What's even stranger is that of the batch of letters I sent out yours is the only one that didn't make it?

Sorry fuck-face, no dice. Now, you can either cut the shit and the "faux-outraged" attitude that is quite obviously a tool to try and guilt trip me and fuck off or we can carry this on and see how pointless this will be and ultimately it will result in me adding your name to the suspicious buyers list and potentially drag it through the public forum too.

Up to you sweet-pea, you decide. While you do though feel free to get on your knees and suck my cock. :)

Limetless
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Seriously where do these sons of whores come from? I mean doesn't this guy realize that the world would have been better off if all he was to his parents was a casual fuck rather than a conception? Didn't the doctor take one look at his face when he was born, slap his mother round the face for daring to carry such human shit in her womb and then throw him out of the window to be left to the mercy of the carrion? WAS THERE NO MAN, WITH THE INNER STRENGTH TO JUST TAKE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY OUT TO A BARN, LOCK THEM IN AND THEN BURN THEM FROM THE OUTSIDE TO ENSURE YOUR DNA WOULD NEVER TAINT ANOTHER GENERATION?

IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A CRIME! THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN REWARDED AND BOUGHT A NEW BARN!

Apparently not. :(

So yeah in short Walrus9 please refrain from trying mug me off and especially mug me off by throwing a tantrum like the spoiled little man-bitch you are with your undersized testicles and push up bra.

That is all,

Limetless ;)
Title: Re: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on October 06, 2012, 09:57 pm
LoooL

Lim you Rascal you  :-* ;D
Title: Re: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: bludsrevenge on October 07, 2012, 02:58 am
Damn. That's all. Just... Damn.
Right now I feel a mixture of afraid and extremely impressed lim
Title: Re: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: Limetless on October 07, 2012, 03:05 am
Yeah he never got back to me after that. There was a few grammatical errors but I haven't slept so I think they can be excused, other than that though I think it works quite well. :)
Title: Re: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: brusselsprout on October 07, 2012, 03:45 am
WAS THERE NO MAN, WITH THE INNER STRENGTH TO JUST TAKE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY OUT TO A BARN, LOCK THEM IN AND THEN BURN THEM FROM THE OUTSIDE TO ENSURE YOUR DNA WOULD NEVER TAINT ANOTHER GENERATION?
An eloquent rebuke, sir. I lol'd.
Title: Re: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: BOGAN BOB on October 08, 2012, 03:35 pm
Good read thanks lim! haha
Title: Re: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: Limetless on October 10, 2012, 06:26 pm
Got some more bullshit of this whore -

look man, you are a silk road seller this must happen all the time. i did not get it. i am sorry if this is a problem for you and sure, i'll give you his name, and he already resent, so I don't care. If you are this concerned about scamming, you should find another line of work, I know i messed up letting it go in to resolution, i had computer issues the last day, should have extended it earlier, i know, but all i am asking is for a reship or the 50 percent back like is silk road policy, i really don't think its that much to ask, especially, because if i get the 50 percent back, im gonna turn around and buy more 4 aco dmt from you, like i have before on my and another account, because i love your product and your ordinary shipping speed. up until now you were one of my favorite sellers, and i am really sorry a small fuck up on my part has come between that. now, i am sorry i was initially upset, but im kinda having money issues right now, and did not need 2 of the 6 things i ordered intercepted, which in my experience has been a pretty common interception rate unfortunately. especially lately.



walrus9 sure thing man, thanks a lot. i understand that this goes both ways and im not trying to scam anyone, thanks for being a great seller and i can't wait to try your product. will def buy again if this gets through 8 days read
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Tunbear(98) Hello mate,

I'm sorry your order never arrived, I'll do a reship, but if this one doesn't get through unfortunately I can't do it again. I've had amazing success with US (yours is like the 3rd one off a reputable user, I've had about 10 more but they were new buyers trying to rip me off.

Not saying you're doing that of course (wouldn't reship otherwise!) but it's more to let you know that if it doesn't get through it's someone on your end.

I'm just about to make a post office run so it should be with you in about 3-5 days.

-Tunbear 8 days read
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walrus9 Hey, I ordered 3.5 grams of MXE and accidently just let it finalize, but i have yet to recieve the product. This is the first time ever for me with mxe, and I am a little dissapointed, i was really looking forward to it, is there anyway you could re-ship? I don't feel like loosing that money, and all i really want is that mxe. 8 days read
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here is our conversation as proof he believed me, yet again, i know this is unordinary and my fault, i am just asking you to be a good silk road seller.

Here is my response -

So first you try and throw a bitch fit and now you try and talk down to me and tell me I shouldn't be in my line of work? I don't think you quite understand understand who you are fucking talking to you muggy little cunt, you want to be thankful you don't know me in real life because I'd have fucking cut your eyes out by now.

Fuck off, you silly, silly little cunt. Go and try your shit with someone who is a bit more wet behind the ears. You are so patently transparent it's like ridiculous.

Oh and if you are having money issues you shouldn't be buying drugs you fucking degenerate, get your priorities straight, you sound like a fucking junkie.
Title: Re: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: Limetless on October 10, 2012, 07:59 pm
I hope so, how many back-handers does one spastic cunt need?
Title: Re: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: Ensine99 on October 10, 2012, 09:07 pm
I hope so, how many back-handers does one spastic cunt need?
I would estimate somewhere between a bakers dozen and the number of stars in the sky.
Title: Re: Walrus9 Are you as retarded as the troll that chose to bring you into this world
Post by: anex45 on October 11, 2012, 04:17 am
It's unfortunate that there's buyers like that on here and he sounds like he's 15 years old. Maybe he's just upset that his parents got his package and they're holding it until he does his weekly chores? His shipment of drugs must not have been that important to him if he let it auto-finalize before saying anything.

It boggles my mind that some buyers don't seem to understand that being polite and working with the vendor to solve an issue instead of against them will usually provide a better outcome for both sides.