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Title: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 08:22 pm
Hi everyone! I come back from a 3 days camping trip and it was really fun, i brought some weed, beers and LSD with me, the first day was the national day here and we made a big fire while getting high on LSD with some friends, drinking some beers. This night was incredible and the all week end was so relaxing just drinking beers and making fires. I have decided  to do that every national day from now on. There's nothing that relax me more than camping in the nature. Do you enjoy camping like i do people ?
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Locker on June 26, 2012, 08:27 pm
Sounded like a fun few nights :P I can bare camping a few days a year, but unless I'm lean and drugged up I doubt I would want to ;D
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 08:29 pm
Why camp when you can get a hotel suit?
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 08:33 pm
Why camp when you can get a hotel suit?

Because i have no money for it  :( and trust me you can't make fire in an hotel room!
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 08:35 pm
Why camp when you can get a hotel suit?

Because i have no money for it  :( and trust me you can't make fire in an hotel room!

Lol no, but you can get a jacuzzi, room service, bitches and bing...
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 08:35 pm
Sounded like a fun few nights :P I can bare camping a few days a year, but unless I'm lean and drugged up I doubt I would want to ;D

Yeah drugs really help in enjoying camping, a lot of beers required  ;D
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 08:40 pm
Why camp when you can get a hotel suit?

Because i have no money for it  :( and trust me you can't make fire in an hotel room!

Lol no, but you can get a jacuzzi, room service, bitches and bing...

In fact i wanted to be alone with myself for a couple of days to thinking about my life and about my future, i was on a camping site so i had access to some services like showers, pool and all that is needed to have fun. I agree hotel suites are fun but with my job i'm really often in hotels and i found more fun to be in nature.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on June 26, 2012, 08:55 pm
Camping is great!

And yes, hotel suites are great also!

Sadly, I mean, happily, I don't have any other bitches! I mean, my Missus is not a bitch - she is in the rap sense of the word. My little ho! But enough of that!

Camping is great and a man can think things over.

In a hotel suite, with some hooker riding your dick and an 8 ball of coke, maybe you don't want to think!

But each man has his moments he wants to be quiet and away from it all.

Me and the guys camped for years.

Some even camped all summer, but growing a little weed they grew attached when it was a successful outdoor crop. They went feral but it was worth it when they harvested. Camping out with a crop would be great.

Plant some seeds or clones near the site. Return Autumn. Its like a date - waiting for the action to start!

Seriously though, every man ought to be able to live off the land.

Just camp near a good restaurant!

Or for some - a whorehouse!

Never took coke camping but the missus has. I like it myself - she gets horny and wants to tie me up. So I, well, best not dwell on that.

I camp out on my own a lot also. I piss on my campfire to put it out. Nothing better than being out there under the stars in the fresh air with a nice bit of hash. I like a pipe outdoors. Makes me look like Sherlock Holmes, but a stoned one who would likely get the wrong baddy hung and marry a murderess if I have not already!  :(

 ;D
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 09:00 pm
I think I'm too much of a city-boy for camping to be honest. I mean I appreciate a wander through the woods but as for sleeping out there. I'll take the sound of sirens, cars and bastards any day lol.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 09:04 pm
I think I'm too much of a city-boy for camping to be honest. I mean I appreciate a wander through the woods but as for sleeping out there. I'll take the sound of sirens, cars and bastards any day lol.

You just replace those sounds with duck sounds and a million of other sounds from the nature  ;D but i'm a city guy myself and it's good to be at home now. Home sweet home !
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 09:07 pm
I think I'm too much of a city-boy for camping to be honest. I mean I appreciate a wander through the woods but as for sleeping out there. I'll take the sound of sirens, cars and bastards any day lol.

You just replace those sounds with duck sounds and a million of other sounds from the nature  ;D but i'm a city guy myself and it's good to be at home now. Home sweet home !

Yeah but mate them ducks and their mate nature could creep into your tent and rape you while you slept!
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 09:21 pm
I think I'm too much of a city-boy for camping to be honest. I mean I appreciate a wander through the woods but as for sleeping out there. I'll take the sound of sirens, cars and bastards any day lol.

You just replace those sounds with duck sounds and a million of other sounds from the nature  ;D but i'm a city guy myself and it's good to be at home now. Home sweet home !

Yeah but mate them ducks and their mate nature could creep into your tent and rape you while you slept!
LMAO, you're a funny guy Lim i always like to read your comments on those forums. The ducks don't scare me a lot but the bears are another thing. With just one knife i will be a bear lunch for sure  ;D
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Sauceboss on June 26, 2012, 09:23 pm
"If we went camping, and you woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?"
"No?"
"You wanna go camping?"
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 09:28 pm
"If we went camping, and you woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?"
"No?"
"You wanna go camping?"

Lol it never happened to woke up with something in my ass, Is it happened to you?
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 09:29 pm
I think I'm too much of a city-boy for camping to be honest. I mean I appreciate a wander through the woods but as for sleeping out there. I'll take the sound of sirens, cars and bastards any day lol.

You just replace those sounds with duck sounds and a million of other sounds from the nature  ;D but i'm a city guy myself and it's good to be at home now. Home sweet home !

Yeah but mate them ducks and their mate nature could creep into your tent and rape you while you slept!
LMAO, you're a funny guy Lim i always like to read your comments on those forums. The ducks don't scare me a lot but the bears are another thing. With just one knife i will be a bear lunch for sure  ;D

I'm not joking mate, I can handle tramps, street walkers, muggers, angry drivers, effeminate pizza delivery boys, Christians that seem to knock on my door and angry taxi drivers. Can't fucking deal with no badger trying to rape me because I accidentally pitched my tent over it's set. That is just beyond my means.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Sauceboss on June 26, 2012, 09:33 pm
Honey badgers don't give a fuck. That thing will rip yer balls off.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 09:39 pm
Exactly! You have to pay tramps, hookers and effeminate pizza boys to do that shit. Badgers do it on a whim.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 09:42 pm
I think I'm too much of a city-boy for camping to be honest. I mean I appreciate a wander through the woods but as for sleeping out there. I'll take the sound of sirens, cars and bastards any day lol.

You just replace those sounds with duck sounds and a million of other sounds from the nature  ;D but i'm a city guy myself and it's good to be at home now. Home sweet home !

Yeah but mate them ducks and their mate nature could creep into your tent and rape you while you slept!
LMAO, you're a funny guy Lim i always like to read your comments on those forums. The ducks don't scare me a lot but the bears are another thing. With just one knife i will be a bear lunch for sure  ;D

I'm not joking mate, I can handle tramps, street walkers, muggers, angry drivers, effeminate pizza delivery boys, Christians that seem to knock on my door and angry taxi drivers. Can't fucking deal with no badger trying to rape me because I accidentally pitched my tent over it's set. That is just beyond my means.

Maybe you're the type of guy who may enjoy one of those mobile home of 300000$, i was on a camping site and i was with older people that live in those kind of monsters camping vehicles all the year, some are rich business man's and other have sold their houses and drive from place to place, it's seems to be awesome when you have the cash and time to do that. Or maybe you just doesn't like camping, not every people likes that  ;)
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 09:46 pm
Exactly! You have to pay tramps, hookers and effeminate pizza boys to do that shit. Badgers do it on a whim.

Can you explain for a french people like me what a tramps or badgers is ?
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 09:48 pm
Exactly! You have to pay tramps, hookers and effeminate pizza boys to do that shit. Badgers do it on a whim.

Can you explain for a french people like me what a tramps or badgers is ?

Wikipedia = English = Badger

Wikipedia = English = Tramp
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: ilovelsd69 on June 26, 2012, 09:52 pm
Exactly! You have to pay tramps, hookers and effeminate pizza boys to do that shit. Badgers do it on a whim.

Can you explain for a french people like me what a tramps or badgers is ?

Wikipedia = English = Badger

Wikipedia = English = Tramp

Thanks Lim, i have tried google translate but have not think'd about using wikipedia. Now i take the total picture of what you wanted to say  :D
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 09:54 pm
Exactly! You have to pay tramps, hookers and effeminate pizza boys to do that shit. Badgers do it on a whim.

Can you explain for a french people like me what a tramps or badgers is ?

Wikipedia = English = Badger

Wikipedia = English = Tramp

Thanks Lim, i have tried google translate but have not think'd about using wikipedia. Now i take the total picture of what you wanted to say  :D

:P
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Gary Oak on June 26, 2012, 09:58 pm
Same thing day after day- tube - work - dinner - work - tube - armchair - TV - sleep - tube - work -how much more can you take? - one in ten go mad, one in five cracks up.


I love camping.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Knomo on June 26, 2012, 09:58 pm
I love camping, nothing better than making a fire with your friends and chanting 'kumbaya my lord' all night long
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Sauceboss on June 26, 2012, 10:07 pm
I'm scared of the woods because I'm afraid of monsters and if I poop outside something will crawl up my bum.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Gary Oak on June 26, 2012, 10:12 pm
I'm scared of the woods because I'm afraid of monsters and if I poop outside something will crawl up my bum.

What's stopping anything from crawling up your bum while you sleep at home? You have a much smaller chance of something doing that outside while you're in the process of defecating anyways. :P
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: chiefrogan on June 26, 2012, 10:17 pm
I'm scared of the woods because I'm afraid of monsters and if I poop outside something will crawl up my bum.

after looking at your last few posts....

moonbear??!
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Sauceboss on June 26, 2012, 10:19 pm
Theres more slithering things outside then in my house, so it makes sense they'd be after my bum more outside. Whats a moonbear?
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 10:20 pm
Theres more slithering things outside then in my house, so it makes sense they'd be after my bum more outside. Whats a moonbear?

Moonbear is my human foot-stool.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Sauceboss on June 26, 2012, 10:22 pm
Theres more slithering things outside then in my house, so it makes sense they'd be after my bum more outside. Whats a moonbear?

Moonbear is my human foot-stool.

Haha ur funny. Must be that british wit. Wanker.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 10:43 pm
Theres more slithering things outside then in my house, so it makes sense they'd be after my bum more outside. Whats a moonbear?

Moonbear is my human foot-stool.

Haha ur funny. Must be that british wit. Wanker.

Sharpe as razors dude. ;)

Oh and Moonbear was this 15 year old retard on here who used to troll to fuck but then had his actual IRL identity revealed and people found his Facebook and address etc. He now currently resides under my feet as my human footstool.
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Gary Oak on June 26, 2012, 10:46 pm
Theres more slithering things outside then in my house, so it makes sense they'd be after my bum more outside. Whats a moonbear?

Moonbear is my human foot-stool.

Haha ur funny. Must be that british wit. Wanker.

Sharpe as razors dude. ;)

Oh and Moonbear was this 15 year old retard on here who used to troll to fuck but then had his actual IRL identity revealed and people found his Facebook and address etc. He now currently resides under my feet as my human footstool.

Hence the reason everyone should send their shipments to their mates houses while they're gone, so in the event someone reveals it you can lul as your friend goes to prison. ^-^
Title: Re: Did you like camping silkroaders?
Post by: Sauceboss on June 26, 2012, 10:47 pm
Shit I don't wanna be no moonbear.  :-X