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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: UnderG21 on February 06, 2013, 02:05 pm

Title: Seems like there will be a need to upgrade means of stealth soon...
Post by: UnderG21 on February 06, 2013, 02:05 pm
http://gizmodo.com/5923980/the-secret-government-laser-that-instantly-knows-everything-about-you

http://www.popsci.com.au/technology/military/this-laser-can-instantly-remotely-scan-you-for-drugs-or-explosives
Title: Re: Seems like there will be a need to upgrade means of stealth soon...
Post by: android465764E on February 06, 2013, 02:38 pm
It's ok. I have a tin-foil hat and padlocks on my canned goods.
Title: Re: Seems like there will be a need to upgrade means of stealth soon...
Post by: phoboss on February 06, 2013, 03:25 pm
Dooooooohhhhhh aha aha aha aha you funny aha aha aha can that laser make my brain shrivel too or does it just look for !!!!!! DRUGS!!!!!! yeah yeah yeah well the only way to stop that laser is to buy a special crystal from me their only $1000, the secret behind these spacial crystals is that they look just like an ordinary stone off of the floor but they emmit rays that block that laser so order up guys this stone I mean I mean special crystal can save you plus they have other magical powers that can make some people levitate so get your orders in now and block and stop the governments lasers WTF,   phoboss.
Title: Re: Seems like there will be a need to upgrade means of stealth soon...
Post by: dex on February 06, 2013, 03:37 pm
If they released that information in July of last year, you would think they might already have constructed it. It takes years to declassify technology that the government has
Title: Re: Seems like there will be a need to upgrade means of stealth soon...
Post by: ANewLife on February 06, 2013, 03:59 pm
 :)
Title: Re: Seems like there will be a need to upgrade means of stealth soon...
Post by: Cawla on February 06, 2013, 04:28 pm
Dooooooohhhhhh aha aha aha aha you funny aha aha aha can that laser make my brain shrivel too or does it just look for !!!!!! DRUGS!!!!!! yeah yeah yeah well the only way to stop that laser is to buy a special crystal from me their only $1000, the secret behind these spacial crystals is that they look just like an ordinary stone off of the floor but they emmit rays that block that laser so order up guys this stone I mean I mean special crystal can save you plus they have other magical powers that can make some people levitate so get your orders in now and block and stop the governments lasers WTF,   phoboss.
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Title: Re: Seems like there will be a need to upgrade means of stealth soon...
Post by: speedie on February 06, 2013, 06:57 pm
We will see
Title: Re: Seems like there will be a need to upgrade means of stealth soon...
Post by: rustbucket41 on February 06, 2013, 07:56 pm
I almost want to click on the links just to see how foolishly silly they are, but that would bee foolishly silly to click on links to the clearnet from here.

Lasers are focused beams of (roughly) constant wavelength light. Imagine pointing your green laser pointer at someone and it telling you their mother's maiden name. Laughable.