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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: f1rry2s03 on June 19, 2012, 02:34 am

Title: Tapeworms?
Post by: f1rry2s03 on June 19, 2012, 02:34 am
I would like some to be for sale, from the US, on SR.
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: xLT on June 19, 2012, 02:36 am
Why do you want this?
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: f1rry2s03 on June 19, 2012, 02:40 am
i... i just... i just want them
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: ManaFromHeaven on June 19, 2012, 01:11 pm
I hope you don't think this is a good way to lose weight.
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: JimPooley on June 19, 2012, 01:41 pm
ROFL...

Wha... I jus... 

But you don...

PMSL...
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: slybootz on June 19, 2012, 02:09 pm
Street vendors always have bunk tapeworms or RC tapeworms  :'(
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: echo_ on June 19, 2012, 04:35 pm
http://www.tapewormeggs.com/

?
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: f1rry2s03 on June 19, 2012, 05:38 pm
Right, I know about that site, but 12 weeks for delivery?! Also, they're not domestic, it's a .com, paypal, illegal stuff, and it looks really not legit. the link at the bottom for Cash4NuclearWasteStorage.com puts me on edge.
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: BigScrote on June 19, 2012, 07:28 pm
Street vendors always have bunk tapeworms or RC tapeworms  :'(

Totally. So worth the SR premium for the high quality worms....
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Christy Nugs on June 20, 2012, 02:25 am
go lick a cat's ass and there u go.....:P
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: ninjaman on June 20, 2012, 01:53 pm
go lick a cat's ass and there u go.....:P

Wait... that's how you get tapeworms???

...

OP, I might have some tapeworms for sale.  ;)
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: febbraio2468 on June 21, 2012, 06:19 am
I will let you lick my cat's ass for the low price of only one bitcoin.
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: northsidepk on June 21, 2012, 06:22 am
I will let you lick my cat's ass for the low price of only one bitcoin.
LOL
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Trippyskies on June 21, 2012, 11:12 am
must have a fat gf or bf....
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Christy Nugs on June 24, 2012, 11:49 pm
this thread is really just too stupid and twisted to die like this!!!...:P
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Barbijuana on June 25, 2012, 08:27 pm
This should be a community that doesn't judge anyone for their DOC (but this one is indeed out there)

I would really like to hear the reason for needing the tape worms and maybe we can provide you with a different solution to your desired outcome.

I highly doubt anyone is in the retail business for shipping and selling the worms (here at least). Not a lot of demand and fiscal sanity behind supplying.

If it is for weight loss, there is much safer and less "giant fucking tape worm inside of your body eating you" solutions. Have you considered a Clen/T3/Ketofein cycle while running a ketosis diet? It can drop about 20 pounds in 45 days if done strictly and exercise.


Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: DrugNerd on June 25, 2012, 08:39 pm
If it is weight-loss that you want, you could use an ECA-stack (if you train regularly) or consider a supplement that contains yohimbe bark/yohimbine hcl, this will help you to loose weight even if you don't exercise regularly...
Otherwise, just eat less...  ;)
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 08:56 pm
This thread is jokes LMAO.
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: BigScrote on June 25, 2012, 09:03 pm
If it is weight-loss that you want, you could use an ECA-stack (if you train regularly) or consider a supplement that contains yohimbe bark/yohimbine hcl, this will help you to loose weight even if you don't exercise regularly...
Otherwise, just eat less...  ;)

Sure...if you're a PUSSY! :D
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: DrugNerd on June 25, 2012, 09:06 pm
If it is weight-loss that you want, you could use an ECA-stack (if you train regularly) or consider a supplement that contains yohimbe bark/yohimbine hcl, this will help you to loose weight even if you don't exercise regularly...
Otherwise, just eat less...  ;)

Sure...if you're a PUSSY! :D

LOL, true...
No pain, No gain  ;D
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: gtgeorgz on June 25, 2012, 09:56 pm
maybe this guy just has some tapeworm fetish/sexual fantasy
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: thedharmawatcher on June 27, 2012, 05:06 am
LMFAO...but now I am dying to know...please enlighten. Please.
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Limetless on June 27, 2012, 06:27 am
*Barry White Voice* "My darling I, can't get enough of fisting you worm-style baby. Oh I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, can't get enough of fisting you worm-style baaaaaybehhhh"

Something like that ^^
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Limetless on June 27, 2012, 06:35 am
If there's a post that ever opened up a can of worms this is it!  :D

LOL Si, that was awwwwful.
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: climbatize on June 27, 2012, 03:04 pm
HAAHAHA This is the most disturbing request i've ever come across HAHAAHA
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Christy Nugs on July 01, 2012, 03:41 am
maybe this guy just has some tapeworm fetish/sexual fantasy

Ewwwww!!!!!!

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He wont answer - have we run him off? rofl!!
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: sdesu on July 01, 2012, 04:12 am
Tapeworms can be transmitted by ingesting a flea that is carrying tapeworm eggs, which is 95% of the time.

sdesu
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: gtgeorgz on July 01, 2012, 08:51 am
Tapeworms can be transmitted by ingesting a flea that is carrying tapeworm eggs, which is 95% of the time.

sdesu

That's easy! Just go and find your nearest politician - fleas can be caught from a 100% of the political population! They all have them! They are all crawling with fleas!  ;D
lol +1. ;)
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Christy Nugs on July 03, 2012, 12:18 am
ROFL - :P
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: Limetless on July 03, 2012, 12:35 am
Fuckin ell next thing it'll be someone asking for a syringe so they can plug maggots while they are still alive. FML.
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: jonesycat on July 03, 2012, 02:05 pm
"I've developed a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends!"

-Brain Candy, Kids in the Hall
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: sniper123 on July 07, 2012, 01:36 am
Anyone have leeches for sale?
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: sniper123 on July 07, 2012, 02:01 am
Lol i can't believe that link haha. I was joking around. This thread is epic!
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: FredLint on November 24, 2012, 03:48 am
maybe this guy just has some tapeworm fetish/sexual fantasy

Ewwwww!!!!!!

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He wont answer - have we run him off? rofl!!

Gawd! DOUBLE Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Lol!

120 days since anyone's posted here! So no one liked the 'worm' thingy, eh? Lol! Thanx for the refereal anyway Sugar!

(High Ms. Nugs! Gobble Gobble!)
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: ifclm on November 24, 2012, 04:43 am
I actually do have access to tapeworms through an ecology lab. Live ones will be harder to ship, eggs would be a lot easier. Not judging you at all, but I would also like to know what you'd need them for. Regardless, I can provide them within a week or so. Where are you located?
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: MetaD13 on November 24, 2012, 11:27 pm
While we're at it, anyone got any decent sized honeybee hives?
Title: Re: Tapeworms?
Post by: ifclm on November 24, 2012, 11:57 pm
While we're at it, anyone got any decent sized honeybee hives?

Not sure if you're serious or not, but yes I can get these too. There are special shipping procedures for things like this though. I can get you the details and pricing if you're interested.

I don't have a seller account yet but that's because I haven't had much to sell except flexeril/cyclobenzaprine. It would be pretty funny if my vendor account was started to sell tapeworms and bees haha