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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: JerryGarciaisgod on January 24, 2013, 07:11 pm

Title: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: JerryGarciaisgod on January 24, 2013, 07:11 pm
This really works

3rd package just arrived.

For those of you who have any concerns - as soon as i saw my first one arrive I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is a piece of cake..
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: happy_kitten on January 24, 2013, 07:15 pm
Spanking is nice!

And this place is awesome. I have six packages delivered so far. It's BEAUTIFUL!
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: bukkakeriot on January 24, 2013, 07:17 pm
Let's hope this is something blooming, as opposed to the salad days of cyberdealing.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: CyberDMT on January 24, 2013, 07:22 pm
Spanking ;)
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: JerryGarciaisgod on January 24, 2013, 07:29 pm
And I'd be remiss if I didn't thank the vendors who were kind enough to let me order for the first second and third times
Muchos Gracious
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: Tarsus on January 24, 2013, 10:38 pm
I've had around 14 transactions that have gone perfectly smooth. Love this site
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: Generation Y on January 24, 2013, 10:58 pm
Yeah, it was pretty awesome when I got my first package. Was starting to think it wasn't going to show, as it had been about a month since I ordered, but then a dvd case turned up... Six months later and this has literally completely changed my life.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: #slothrop on January 25, 2013, 02:27 am
I know that feeling. I believe my words more like, "Well plug my butt and call me Stacy!" Nothing can compare though, to the feeling of paranoia once your first pack goes from "processing" to "in transit".
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: htown on January 25, 2013, 02:34 am
Noobs lol... There is no risk unless you FE. Why be worried?
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: #slothrop on January 25, 2013, 03:10 am
Noobs lol... There is no risk unless you FE. Why be worried?
I'm scared of spiders the size of a quarter that I know aren't poisonous. My roommate is so afraid of snakes she passed out in a reptile house. Getting drugs in the mail through a website you've never used before from a stranger you'll most likely never meet, is a pretty reasonable thing to stress over. Some times things are scary, even if you know they're okay. Also international shipping still freaks me out some times.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: Generation Y on January 25, 2013, 03:13 am
Noobs lol... There is no risk unless you FE. Why be worried?
I think its fair to be a little bit worried this is all a scam, until your first order arrives at least. After all, it is a bit fanciful to think you can safely order illegal drugs off the internet from a complete stranger.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: cubix on January 25, 2013, 03:22 am
I remember my first online drug transaction.

Communicating PGP through email, vendor feedback on safeorscam (anyone remember that site? lol), going to western union to pay, and finally seeing that beautiful letter after a several weeks.

Good times. I was mindblown by the quality of molly purchased online my first time. Nothing I can get in person matches it at all.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: htown on January 25, 2013, 03:30 am
Maybe your right about the international orders. I wouldn't know. Also if your worried that is one reason the forums were made.  ::) Locally I haven't bought weed locally since I don't know lol.. Seeds in my weed haha I actually ordered from a vendor here and the page says AAA Top Shelf Medical Grade! I"m not going to give out their name but the weed has seeds and meds my ass. I am not sure if I could even call it mids. I'm never worried about getting the package. Its the quality that worries me. Every single fucking time. Do your research.  :)
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: brianm on January 25, 2013, 03:32 am
This really works

3rd package just arrived.

For those of you who have any concerns - as soon as i saw my first one arrive I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is a piece of cake..

I was quite confident before my first buy but It took 3 successful transactions for my partner to become a believer too.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: #slothrop on January 25, 2013, 03:36 am
Maybe your right about the international orders. I wouldn't know. Also if your worried that is one reason the forums were made.  ::) Locally I haven't bought weed locally since I don't know lol.. Seeds in my weed haha I actually ordered from a vendor here and the page says AAA Top Shelf Medical Grade! I"m not going to give out their name but the weed has seeds and meds my ass. I am not sure if I could even call it mids. I'm never worried about getting the package. Its the quality that worries me. Every single fucking time. Do your research.  :)
You should totally give out their name! If someone is so blatantly lying about their wares, we deserve to know. I actually don't buy weed, but the "we" a general pricipal thing. Seriously that's what these forums are for. This isn't rounding up you to the nearest even microgram in an acid sale, or claiming fishscale coke when it's more really really high grade shit that's cut.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: toadman on January 25, 2013, 03:37 am
i cant wait!

waiting on my printer ink so i can print out my bitinstant receipt

you in US?

would you recommend the bitinstant > walmart > SR ?

any other tips for a first timer?
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: #slothrop on January 25, 2013, 03:42 am
i cant wait!

waiting on my printer ink so i can print out my bitinstant receipt

you in US?

would you recommend the bitinstant > walmart > SR ?

any other tips for a first timer?

I would. Buying bitcoins is perfectly legal, but if you're the paranoid type, going to, say, CVS and having them check your ID can be off-putting to say the least. At least in my area Walmart is the only place I've found that will process cash for btc with fake information. That and Walmart is good for small businesses in your town, the employees who work there, and the economy in general.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: toadman on January 25, 2013, 03:49 am
i cant wait!

waiting on my printer ink so i can print out my bitinstant receipt

you in US?

would you recommend the bitinstant > walmart > SR ?

any other tips for a first timer?

I would. Buying bitcoins is perfectly legal, but if you're the paranoid type, going to, say, CVS and having them check your ID can be off-putting to say the least. At least in my area Walmart is the only place I've found that will process cash for btc with fake information. That and Walmart is good for small businesses in your town, the employees who work there, and the economy in general.

thanks for the heads up @#slothrop

from reading on here the CVS method seems a bit sketch...

plenty of walmarts in my area...

do you recommend composing a list of fake names or use the same fake every time?

also, should i circulate walmarts in my area?

whats the best practice in your opinion?
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: #slothrop on January 25, 2013, 04:03 am
i cant wait!

waiting on my printer ink so i can print out my bitinstant receipt

you in US?

would you recommend the bitinstant > walmart > SR ?

any other tips for a first timer?

I would. Buying bitcoins is perfectly legal, but if you're the paranoid type, going to, say, CVS and having them check your ID can be off-putting to say the least. At least in my area Walmart is the only place I've found that will process cash for btc with fake information. That and Walmart is good for small businesses in your town, the employees who work there, and the economy in general.

thanks for the heads up @#slothrop

from reading on here the CVS method seems a bit sketch...

plenty of walmarts in my area...

do you recommend composing a list of fake names or use the same fake every time?

also, should i circulate walmarts in my area?

whats the best practice in your opinion?

I'm not quite that paranoid. All I do is make up a simple name that's easy to remember, find an address that isn't mine but definitely exists, and memorize all that info. I've got a buddy that goes all over the place to make sure he doesn't hit the same Walmart twice for a good while, but the effort just doesn't seem worth it to me. For the record I've used CVS once and am not behind bars yet. The other advantage Walmart had over CVS is that you only have to write all you info on a piece of paper and had it to the cashier, while at the latter, a red phone manned by a computer with an obnoxious digital voice. This method is prone to failure and I've spent a lot of time talking to tech support at Moneygram call centers in India.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: JerryGarciaisgod on January 25, 2013, 04:22 am
I recognize that I'm a newbie so maybe I'm missing something. Why the paranoia about wiring money for bitcoins or frankly for anything. I walked into my bank executed a wire transfer while having a conversation about whatever. No one asked what or why or seemed to give a shit.

Why the paranoia?r
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: #slothrop on January 25, 2013, 04:37 am
I recognize that I'm a newbie so maybe I'm missing something. Why the paranoia about wiring money for bitcoins or frankly for anything. I walked into my bank executed a wire transfer while having a conversation about whatever. No one asked what or why or seemed to give a shit.

Why the paranoia?r
Because being crazy is better than being in jail.
My rationale is this: Aside from the actual shipment, buying the bitcoins is potentially the least secure part of the transaction. For those of us who don't deal, these measures are for personal peace of mind more than anything, as well as the fact that no amount of security is too much, so long as it does impede leading a healthy productive life. For those who do delve into dealing drugs, however, these measures are not really even that paranoid, since the law has this obnoxious tendency of expending enormous amounts of time and energy hunting down drug dealers and locking them up in cages. If the police (or God forbid the DEA) notice a significant increase of say, high quality MDMA in the area, they might endeavor to shut that operation down. Because the law affords us certain rights and liberties, this can sometimes be a difficult task. Basically, they might find out you're dealing, or have a strong hunch pointing in your direction, but often enough won't have enough evidence to act. Thus, making sure things like BTC purchases are well disguised is a extremely worth-while thing to do. Even if no single piece of evidence is sufficient for a warrant, an preponderance of circumstantials can be enough to convince a judge which is all that really matters where warrants are concerned.
This seems like a long response now that I look at it. Turns out Tramadol makes me speedy as shit.

Source: My OG of a law professor + my own experience and intuition.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: Generation Y on January 25, 2013, 04:44 am
Wiring money isn't an issue, not if your half way smart about it. Either get someone else to wire the money for you (paying them well for their services of course), or use a fake identity (easy to make with ID purchased on SR). Either way, it isn't connected to you when the police start snooping.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: dipset on January 25, 2013, 04:47 am
BTC will still never be as good and as easy as old fashioned cash
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: brianm on January 25, 2013, 06:02 am
BTC will still never be as good and as easy as old fashioned cash

mmmm cash :-)
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: MollyRingwald on January 25, 2013, 07:17 am
This really works

What a great realization, right?
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: zeroday1122 on January 25, 2013, 07:20 am
Just ordered my first a few days ago. Hopefully it all goes well.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: JerryGarciaisgod on January 25, 2013, 12:48 pm
Just ordered my first a few days ago. Hopefully it all goes well.

I really can't explain it but I promise when you see it a light bulb will go off - "ohhhhhhhh"
I got something today that was as inconspicuous as can be...and then the stealth even got better. Pretty impressive,

My biggest concern is my teens opening the box thinking its something they ordered as opposed to the cops
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: toadman on January 25, 2013, 11:22 pm
i cant wait!

waiting on my printer ink so i can print out my bitinstant receipt

you in US?

would you recommend the bitinstant > walmart > SR ?

any other tips for a first timer?

I would. Buying bitcoins is perfectly legal, but if you're the paranoid type, going to, say, CVS and having them check your ID can be off-putting to say the least. At least in my area Walmart is the only place I've found that will process cash for btc with fake information. That and Walmart is good for small businesses in your town, the employees who work there, and the economy in general.

thanks for the heads up @#slothrop

from reading on here the CVS method seems a bit sketch...

plenty of walmarts in my area...

do you recommend composing a list of fake names or use the same fake every time?

also, should i circulate walmarts in my area?

whats the best practice in your opinion?

I'm not quite that paranoid. All I do is make up a simple name that's easy to remember, find an address that isn't mine but definitely exists, and memorize all that info. I've got a buddy that goes all over the place to make sure he doesn't hit the same Walmart twice for a good while, but the effort just doesn't seem worth it to me. For the record I've used CVS once and am not behind bars yet. The other advantage Walmart had over CVS is that you only have to write all you info on a piece of paper and had it to the cashier, while at the latter, a red phone manned by a computer with an obnoxious digital voice. This method is prone to failure and I've spent a lot of time talking to tech support at Moneygram call centers in India.

thanks for the advice!

i agree, its better to a bit paranoid than to leave any kind of trace..

cant wait to to get the ball rolling on my first order
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: surripere on January 25, 2013, 11:26 pm
SR is tha muthafuckin bomb!
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: teaball on June 15, 2013, 08:40 pm
sally?
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: Not_A_Sheep on June 15, 2013, 08:46 pm
Fear is a product of a darting uninformed brain. Calm your nerves, research and heavily debate your decisions and I assure you much more positive will happen then negative.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: discodave on June 15, 2013, 09:49 pm
Yeah man sure does. Ive had 30 packages and only 2 didnt make it. They were both from Amsterdam so really is nothing to worry about ordering of SR.

I would say though, do a bit of homework before ordering. Look at feedback left and have a good look around on the forums. Do a search in the forums on your chosen vendor. You will learn a lot. One other thing is to start of with a small order first and gain some knowledge.

Have fun!
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: tallcadre on June 15, 2013, 09:52 pm
It might be stupid (since there's no guarantee people are telling the truth) but it's so comforting to read these posts coming from people who have had success with SR. Can't wait to figure out my encryption setup so I can start making some purchases.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: SuperBeanFart on June 15, 2013, 09:54 pm
I'll spank your ass, but I am not calling you Sally.. that's my name.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: Shithead on June 15, 2013, 09:56 pm
31 bitcoins spent so far and it has been well worth it.
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: teaball on June 16, 2013, 01:19 am
Sal?
Title: Re: well spank my ass and call me sally
Post by: Not_A_Sheep on June 19, 2013, 04:29 pm
This is how well silkroad works buddy =D:

Total transactions: 78
Total spent: ฿296.59
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%