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Title: .Puff, The Dope-Fiend Dragon......
Post by: anchientlib on October 08, 2012, 07:15 pm
High Everyone,

Feel free to share any unforgettable poetry or writings you may have come across.

...Puff, The Dope-Fiend Dragon......

Puff, was a  Dope-Fiend Dragon who lived on coke and speed.
Puff thought these were the only things that he would ever need.
Then along came Pancho Gomez, who fell in love with Puff.
Pancho thought it would be real cool if he got Puff hooked on stuff.

So he gave poor Puff a habit, a gorilla on his back.
Had him on the corners selling weed and speed and smack.
Then poor Puff got busted, cause he sold some cop a bag.
Now we keep him here in the prison yard where he's all dressed up in drag.

Now you may think this stories stupid, but there's a real good moral here...
Dragons make good dope-fiends, but they make real ugly queers
and  I might be a prison poet who don't got too much class,
but I'd rather take my dick and stroke it then ram it up some dragons ass.


 8) Libby
Title: Re: .Puff, The Dope-Fiend Dragon......
Post by: Ballzinator on October 08, 2012, 09:19 pm
High Everyone,

Feel free to share any unforgettable poetry or writings you may have come across.

...Puff, The Dope-Fiend Dragon......

Puff, was a  Dope-Fiend Dragon who lived on coke and speed.
Puff thought these were the only things that he would ever need.
Then along came Pancho Gomez, who fell in love with Puff.
Pancho thought it would be real cool if he got Puff hooked on stuff.

So he gave poor Puff a habit, a gorilla on his back.
Had him on the corners selling weed and speed and smack.
Then poor Puff got busted, cause he sold some cop a bag.
Now we keep him here in the prison yard where he's all dressed up in drag.

Now you may think this stories stupid, but there's a real good moral here...
Dragons make good dope-fiends, but they make real ugly queers
and  I might be a prison poet who don't got too much class,
but I'd rather take my dick and stroke it then ram it up some dragons ass.


 8) Libby
+1, that gave me a good chuckle ;D
Title: Re: .Puff, The Dope-Fiend Dragon......
Post by: anchientlib on October 11, 2012, 07:50 pm
Okay, not much response from that one....how about

 Twas The Night To Make Crystals

 
Twas the night to make crystals and all thru the hood, compounds were reacting like I knew that they would. The hood door I shut with the greatest of care, to keep noxious vapors from filling the air. The tweekers were all at home in their beds, while visions of ice cycles danced in their heads.

The reflex condenser was hooked to the tap while the perculator had a freshly filled trap. Just as I sat down to finish my task, I knew boiling chips were dancing merrily in the flask. When all of a sudden there came such a clatter, that I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
When, what to my watering eyes should appear, but a vicious black oil that once had been clear. When all of a sudden, things went off with a blast, I don't know what happened but I had to move fast. My nose was quite red, my eyebrows were bare, the blast had singed off nearly all of my hair.

Just like McGuyver, so lively and quick, I knew in five minutes, that slurry'd be thick, More rapid than crackers get hooked on cocaine. I laid lines on the table and four bag whores came. Now Dixey, now Trixey, Stop all your bitchen! Grab Ronda, and Rosey there’s a fire in the kitchen!

Just in case we get scorched, or someone makes a call... Put the stash away, the hash away, and the cash away yall. And Before that fire got way out of hand, we all put it out with six buckets of sand. By the time it was over, the shit looked like glue, the sand turned to mud and the girls were beat too.

I extracted that slurry again and again, with ether and then dicloromethane, Chromeographic techniques were applied, several times til the product had been purified, til I finally viewed with a satisfied smile, one half of a gram in a shiney new vial.
 
Title: Re: .Puff, The Dope-Fiend Dragon......
Post by: Brezner on January 10, 2013, 05:16 pm
These poems are awesome, bump because Libby is the best  8)