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Discussion => Philosophy, Economics and Justice => Topic started by: Obnubilate on November 06, 2012, 08:25 am

Title: Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide epidemic sweeping the planet!
Post by: Obnubilate on November 06, 2012, 08:25 am
Bill C-124 is a proposition to ban all Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide and all Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide analogues as well as anything containing Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide, and categorize it as a schedule I drug.

Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide is an utterly dangerous and additive chemical.
It has a 100% addiction rate, and there is no cure once the user is addicted.
Attempts to stop in taking Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide after the first  hit results in death 100% of the time.

Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide is is a liquid at standard temperature and pressure. It is tasteless and odorless. It is transparent in the visible electromagnetic spectrum. Infrared light is strongly absorbed by the hydrogen-oxygen or OH bonds, which is what makes it dangerous.

Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide is chemically synthesized by burning rocket fuel. Over consumption can cause excessive sweating, urination, and eventually, death. It is also one of the primary ingredients in herbicides and pesticides. It is a proven fact that 100% of people exposed to Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide will DIE. It is also to note that 100% of ALL serial killers, rapists, drug dealers, meth users, and Hitler have admitted to drinking water!

WE MUST NOT ENGAGE IN THE ACTIVITY OF SELLING OR MANUFACTURING DHMO!
IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU HIGH, IT JUST KILLS YOU! PLEASE STOP NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!


Title: Re: Di-Hydrogen Mono-Oxide epidemic sweeping the planet!
Post by: Pharmacopoeia on November 06, 2012, 08:30 am
Really?

This is like a 50 year old joke

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