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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: ZenAndTheArt on July 01, 2012, 05:13 pm

Title: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on July 01, 2012, 05:13 pm
Look at this feedback;

1 of 5   No receipt of this letter, no Customs letter; assuming the address is now under investigation and having that person move residences.

Surely they wouldn't move out because of this. 'Oh no it's all gone wrong, my first order on Silk Road didn't arrive! Well, there's nothing for it. Get the kids, we're MOVING!'

hahaha
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Wazup7 on July 01, 2012, 05:22 pm
lol--"having that person move..."

"Look, buddy, I placed the order for you and all, but since it didn't arrive, I'm gonna have to get you to move out!  Thats the game you play here on the road....."

hahahahahhahaha, I can't stop laughing at that one.
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: sselevol on July 01, 2012, 05:45 pm
hahahaha, what product was it? 3.5grams of bud?
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: blackend646 on July 01, 2012, 05:48 pm
With that kinda paranoia I'm betting on tweakers
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on July 01, 2012, 06:25 pm
It was on 1g of Heroin.
Imagine what he would of done if it was >10g!
(to wife)-'Right you take the kids, travel only by night, don't use the credit cards and turn your cell phone off! I'll head south, ahead of you and make preparations! We'll have to leave are old names behind, but don't worry, this could be the new start we needed!'
(wife)-'Oh this is horrible, if we came clean maybe, handed ourselves in... maybe they'd go easy on us?'
(husband)-'We're in TOO deep! I knew this day could come. This is what happens... Oh wait... is that the mail?'
(husband)-'Oh! It's arrived. Boy, do I feel stupid!'
(wife)-'I'll start making some lunch then... Kids, unpack your bags, we're not going to grandma's now'
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: le botbahn on July 01, 2012, 06:54 pm
lol you had me rolling with the dialogue. hahaha
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Gary Oak on July 02, 2012, 12:33 am
I lose faith in humanity every day. Someday...I'm going to just snap and fucking unload on the world. >:(
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Just2ice on July 02, 2012, 01:09 am
I lose faith in humanity every day. Someday...I'm going to just snap and fucking unload on the world. >:(

No more drugs for that man.
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Gary Oak on July 02, 2012, 01:22 am
I lose faith in humanity every day. Someday...I'm going to just snap and fucking unload on the world. >:(

No more drugs for that man.

What do you think keeps me from going on a mass spree? ::) Take away my psychedelics and I swear to god I'll beat Anders Behring Breivik's K/D ratio. Teehee! ^-^
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Just2ice on July 02, 2012, 01:27 am
What do you think keeps me from going on a mass spree? ::) Take away my psychedelics and I swear to god I'll beat Anders Behring Breivik's K/D ratio. Teehee! ^-^

Just back up that truck of LSD right into Gary's mouth :)

Silk Road: Keeping dangerous psychos in a happy smiling daze since 2011.
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Gary Oak on July 02, 2012, 01:33 am
What do you think keeps me from going on a mass spree? ::) Take away my psychedelics and I swear to god I'll beat Anders Behring Breivik's K/D ratio. Teehee! ^-^

Just back up that truck of LSD right into Gary's mouth :)

Silk Road: Keeping dangerous psychos in a happy smiling daze since 2011.

+1
That's the spirit! :D
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: war on July 02, 2012, 01:56 am
It was on 1g of Heroin.
Imagine what he would of done if it was >10g!
(to wife)-'Right you take the kids, travel only by night, don't use the credit cards and turn your cell phone off! I'll head south, ahead of you and make preparations! We'll have to leave are old names behind, but don't worry, this could be the new start we needed!'
(wife)-'Oh this is horrible, if we came clean maybe, handed ourselves in... maybe they'd go easy on us?'
(husband)-'We're in TOO deep! I knew this day could come. This is what happens... Oh wait... is that the mail?'
(husband)-'Oh! It's arrived. Boy, do I feel stupid!'
(wife)-'I'll start making some lunch then... Kids, unpack your bags, we're not going to grandma's now'


This is amazing ... +1
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: DomesticShrooms on July 02, 2012, 03:11 am
Plus 100 zen!!
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: bladen on July 02, 2012, 03:45 am
Haha holy shit! What an idiot. I'm glad you're taking this ridiculous feedback in stride.
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Crooked on July 02, 2012, 03:50 am
lol i commented on this in a topic about opi:

@opi, Dude the last review you have on SR just made me LOL so hard

"No receipt of this letter, no Customs letter; assuming the address is now under investigation and having that person move residences."

^ on an order for 1 gram of heroin LOL

opi said this person is a vendor too. scary shit
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Gary Oak on July 02, 2012, 07:47 am
I lose faith in humanity every day. Someday...I'm going to just snap and fucking unload on the world. >:(

Well, the most important thing is, that you don't lose faith in your kittens, you little cat-fucker.
I think all people here would be glad if you kill yourself, because no one likes you. You are annoying and I hope you die a horrible death.

You've got to troll harder than that to get a reaction from me dipshit. ::)

God, everyone thinks they can be a troll these days just because they've got an internet connection, how very sad. ;D
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: souledout on July 02, 2012, 08:01 am
Actually i agree with him...youre a real tool !


but i though that was the plan, I mean you seem to try pretty hard to achieve it !
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: noosemagnet on July 02, 2012, 02:45 pm
i always laugh my ass off at ones like this:

“FAT BAG! One line, straight on the shitter! Off to do the hoovering now and phone a brass! Top sniff boys, top sniff.”

/just barely related
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 02:46 pm
i always laugh my ass off at ones like this:

“FAT BAG! One line, straight on the shitter! Off to do the hoovering now and phone a brass! Top sniff boys, top sniff.”

/just barely related

That sounds an awful lot like Lim ;D
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: noosemagnet on July 02, 2012, 02:51 pm
wait wait why would anyone hate on gary and (more importantly) cats?!

CATS ARE THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THAT ARE BETTER THAN DRUGS


yeah, yeah i said it.
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 02:53 pm
wait wait why would anyone hate on gary and (more importantly) cats?!

CATS ARE THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THAT ARE BETTER THAN DRUGS


yeah, yeah i said it.

By cats you mean pussy right?

You have to be female. No male could possibly have uttered that sentence
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: noosemagnet on July 02, 2012, 02:57 pm
haha, yes. i think my flamboyant use of emoticons and "lol" gives away my gender a lot too.


 
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 03:01 pm
haha, yes. i think my flamboyant use of emoticons and "lol" gives away my gender a lot too.

Have you been propositioned for pics yet?
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: ilovelsd69 on July 02, 2012, 03:11 pm
I lose faith in humanity every day. Someday...I'm going to just snap and fucking unload on the world. >:(

Well, the most important thing is, that you don't lose faith in your kittens, you little cat-fucker.
I think all people here would be glad if you kill yourself, because no one likes you. You are annoying and I hope you die a horrible death.

hahaha Gary this guy really hate you  ;D
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: kryptoz on July 02, 2012, 03:42 pm
Quote
CATS ARE THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THAT ARE BETTER THAN DRUGS

Well, yes, but its not the type of "cat" you're thinking of ;)

& this post kinda made my day lol
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: greenwood on July 02, 2012, 04:46 pm
i always laugh my ass off at ones like this:

“FAT BAG! One line, straight on the shitter! Off to do the hoovering now and phone a brass! Top sniff boys, top sniff.”

/just barely related

Haha this has got to be the most British sentence I've ever read in my life. Awesome
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: greenwood on July 02, 2012, 04:48 pm
I was wondering if it would be secure/safe to make a thread called "funniest reviews you've ever read" and not let anyone say what the product is or who the vendor is. it would be funny as shit

I guess that's this thread now though.
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Christy Nugs on July 02, 2012, 11:15 pm
I lose faith in humanity every day. Someday...I'm going to just snap and fucking unload on the world. >:(

Well, the most important thing is, that you don't lose faith in your kittens, you little cat-fucker.
I think all people here would be glad if you kill yourself, because no one likes you. You are annoying and I hope you die a horrible death.

anti-catite   !!!!  :P
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Gary Oak on July 02, 2012, 11:56 pm
Haha, don't mind him. He's just part of my fan club everyone. Mr. Danks the president, chiefrogan is the vice-president, and that guy is just.....well nothing special to be honest. :-X
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Christy Nugs on July 03, 2012, 01:14 am
lol
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 02:37 am
Haha, don't mind him. He's just part of my fan club everyone. Mr. Danks the president, chiefrogan is the vice-president, and that guy is just.....well nothing special to be honest. :-X

So what am I, chopped liver? >.>
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 03:21 am
Haha, don't mind him. He's just part of my fan club everyone. Mr. Danks the president, chiefrogan is the vice-president, and that guy is just.....well nothing special to be honest. :-X

So what am I, chopped liver? >.>

You'll be Mr. Lumpy-balls, you get to be in charge of reminding them to breathe! :D
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 03:23 am
Mr. Lumpy-balls huh, I see, can i pimp slap em? Most effective imo :)

Don't think this means that I forgive you for killing my Pokemon before the elite four >.>
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 04:04 am
Mr. Lumpy-balls huh, I see, can i pimp slap em? Most effective imo :)

Don't think this means that I forgive you for killing my Pokemon before the elite four >.>

I give you full permission to humiliate them to the fullest so long as you make them breathe. ;)
Title: Re: This feed back made me laugh
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 04:07 am
Mr. Lumpy-balls huh, I see, can i pimp slap em? Most effective imo :)

Don't think this means that I forgive you for killing my Pokemon before the elite four >.>

I give you full permission to humiliate them to the fullest so long as you make them breathe. ;)

Heh, this will be fun ::)