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Title: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: jackoffinthebox on August 09, 2012, 02:53 am
All I see is a bunch of derps attempting to run in a circle faster than all the other derps, it's like, who the fuck are these retards and who was the comedian who convinced them to work their whole lives to run in a circle as fast as possible?  Well olympians, your names will go down in history all right, intelligent people will always remember those retards who worked their whole lives to perform some menial task like throwing a spear.  Anyway, just wanted to get that off of my chest.
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 02:58 am
ERM FUCKING HELL YES! I love it, makes me feel happy to be British and we are doing great. Whats best about it is the fact it lets me sing a song that goes a little something like this.......

FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA! FUCK YOU IN THE BUM! 22 GOLD MEDALS FOR TEAM GB AND NOW WE HAVE YOU ON THE RUN! YOU CAN RUN FAST ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD AND FAT! GO AND CATCH A KANGAROO SO YOU FUCK IT IN THE ASS! GO AND GRAB AN OSTRICH SO YOU CAN GET TO WORK ON TIME! YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH TEAM GB BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE YEAR 2000 AND YOU'RE PAST YOU'RE PRIME!

Warms the cockles that does. It's like a cuppa soup and a gram line of Coke!  ;D
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: trainfour20 on August 09, 2012, 03:00 am
It's like a cuppa soup and a gram line of Coke!  ;D

hahaha now that right there warms the cockles haha, too fuckin funny Lim
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: TransparentTrip7 on August 09, 2012, 03:00 am
You know actually im sure many care about the olympics.
The olympics is like an art,a art of people from all around can compete.
Its like a showing of achievements of various things,like a collage of human abilities.How far a person can jump or how fast a person can run ect.
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 03:08 am
You know actually im sure many care about the olympics.
The olympics is like an art,a art of people from all around can compete.
Its like a showing of achievements of various things,like a collage of human abilities.How far a person can jump or how fast a person can run ect.

Exactly, what's better than displaying human effort at it's best AND being able to tell Australia to go fuck itself and make their sports minister row down the river in a team GB shirt. You Americans may not understand how important this is for me but this is the sort of shit that makes the British rise out of their seat and shed a tear for that's good in the world and the only other thing that gets us to do that is the Queen or winning at the Rugby or Footer. I mean did any of you watch the opening ceremony? I was THERE in the stadium watching it and it made me want to cry Union Jacks!

The Olympics has given the U.K a real reason to be proud to be British, even if it may only last for a little while. Also being proud to be British is different than being proud to be American because it's a quiet and contemplative affair you feel inside but we are too reserved to make a big show of. There is nothing better than being given a good reason to be proud to be British and being able to say "Fuck you" to Australians. It's just a beautiful thing.
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: jackoffinthebox on August 09, 2012, 03:15 am
Well come on, at least admit that the ads that combine the momentous music from war movies and voice actors from dateline and try and pretend that rome was just conquered piss you off, I mean it's like shut the fuck up, it's a sporting event, you didn't just safe the world from aliens.  I mean do people do that for basketball or soccer etc?  *SEVEN MEN JUST TREKKED ACROSS THE UNIVERSE FROM THEIR HOME PLANET GALANTOS, AFTER TRAINING FOR 4900 YEARS IN THE BOILING WATER OF THE PIT OF SEVEN HELLS THESE MEN HAVE COME TO OUR PLANET FOR ONLY ONE PURPOSE, TO SWIM IN A WAY THAT MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE DOWN SYNDROME AND DIVE IN A SYNCHRONIZED WAY*
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 03:18 am
You may feel that way my friend, but I just can't be cynical about it like I am cynical about most things. Because something that allows you to say "Fuck you Australia" that much and with that much reason, well my heart just says that whatever can do that must be something good and pure and great. We should cherish it while it lasts.
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: 0cean on August 09, 2012, 03:23 am
Limitless, does the olympics at least allow it to be set in stone the US is better than your country?

I mean theres no room for debate here. You guys suck Americas dick.
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Whothefuckisthis on August 09, 2012, 03:26 am
I love the tennis, swimming, beach volley ball (especially the women's  ;) ),watching shrek women lift 200lbs, obviously gymnastics, table tennis, and boxing.
Olypics are the shit! Let's see you take a medal and become worth $$$. ;D
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: TheBusiness on August 09, 2012, 03:28 am
Not really no. God, how boring.

Landing robots on mars however ...
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Whothefuckisthis on August 09, 2012, 03:28 am
Limitless, does the olympics at least allow it to be set in stone the US is better than your country?

I mean theres no room for debate here. You guys suck Americas dick.
Ahh shit! USA USA USA USA....  :P ;D
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 03:28 am
Limitless, does the olympics at least allow it to be set in stone the US is better than your country?

I mean theres no room for debate here. You guys suck Americas dick.

No never, because you don't know what Branston Pickle is and you don't understand how Crumpets work or Irony. And we gave birth to America really so we win. It's just one of those respect your elders things. If you think about it that's true because when we go over there we can be rude as we like and you just thinks it's because we're the Earl of Pembrokeshire or something. It's a great system. :)
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: 0cean on August 09, 2012, 03:40 am
Limitless, does the olympics at least allow it to be set in stone the US is better than your country?

I mean theres no room for debate here. You guys suck Americas dick.

No never, because you don't know what Branston Pickle is and you don't understand how Crumpets work or Irony. And we gave birth to America really so we win. It's just one of those respect your elders things. If you think about it that's true because when we go over there we can be rude as we like and you just thinks it's because we're the Earl of Pembrokeshire or something. It's a great system. :)

No, we just think you're sour british cunts so we write it off as that. Dont think i've ever though one of you Euro fellows were any earls...maybe earlys of being cunts in public but thats about it.
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 03:46 am
Limitless, does the olympics at least allow it to be set in stone the US is better than your country?

I mean theres no room for debate here. You guys suck Americas dick.

No never, because you don't know what Branston Pickle is and you don't understand how Crumpets work or Irony. And we gave birth to America really so we win. It's just one of those respect your elders things. If you think about it that's true because when we go over there we can be rude as we like and you just thinks it's because we're the Earl of Pembrokeshire or something. It's a great system. :)

No, we just think you're sour british cunts so we write it off as that. Dont think i've ever though one of you Euro fellows were any earls...maybe earlys of being cunts in public but thats about it.

Ooooo someone likes a troll. ;) Carry on sunshine, feel free.
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Whothefuckisthis on August 09, 2012, 03:54 am
Shit talking should be an Olympic sport! I wonder what kind of endorsements you could get for that? ;D
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: jackoffinthebox on August 09, 2012, 04:03 am
Shit talking should be an Olympic sport! I wonder what kind of endorsements you could get for that? ;D

Bitch, you can get the endorsement of me hitting you across the face with my ballsack.
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Whothefuckisthis on August 09, 2012, 04:25 am
Haha would you like that before or after I finish nutting in your mom?  ;D
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 04:27 am
Haha would you like that before or after I finish nutting in your mom?  ;D

As a Mod I am saying it should be during and I want to watch the nutting a referee it to ensure fair play.  ;D

Limetless has spoken....  8)
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: jackoffinthebox on August 09, 2012, 04:30 am
Haha would you like that before or after I finish nutting in your mom?  ;D

As a Mod I am saying it should be during and I want to watch the nutting a referee it to ensure fair play.  ;D

Limetless has spoken....  8)

  deal.  but only on the condition that the nutting is in the ass.
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Whothefuckisthis on August 09, 2012, 04:33 am
Make sure she showers first! I saw what she did to that toilet! ;D
Title: Re: Does anyone actually care about the olympics?
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 04:40 am
CONTESTANTS! HAVE YOUR MOTHERS DOUCHED? *nods from both contestants* MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE STARTING POSITIONS!

ON YOUR MARKS! GET SET! NUUUUUUUT THAAAAAAT MOOOOOOOTHERRRR! *fires gun*