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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Meister on May 24, 2012, 08:58 pm
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So I had a half gram coming in the mail and it wasn't supposed to arrive until tomorrow or Saturday, but it CAME TODAY!!?! I knew something was up when I went to my PO and the hefty chick that's normally behind the counter wasn't there instead it was some burly dude who kept eye fucking me with his baby blues.
I went to run for it before the swat team swooped in but when I turned around there was LE getting ready to bust me. It was some old chick rooting through her purse but I KNOW LE when I see them! That old bitch was packin and I knew I was goin to prison!! So I opened my half gram and threw some into her eyes and booked it out of there yelling LAWYER LAWYER LAWYER!
So now I know I'm in some shit, but do you guys think it'll be safe to go back in a few hours and see if my package is still laying on the floor somewhere?
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If your package is on the floor, make sure you pick it up and write "Return to Sender" on it.
;)
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Or, if she's still there wearing it, you can confidently march up to her and sharpie RTS on her face
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Was she zooted? If so can I get the name of your vendor? ;D
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thanks for the laugh
and i actually thought this was serious for a sec
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Half a gram is quite the drug bust in Retardville, Montana. Might even make it in the papers, if there would be one. ;D
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That was HIILARIOUS!!!!!!!.
Thanks for the laugh!
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You talking about going back after a few hours. I take it you nothing ever happened....you never got busted ? If you did get busted, I'm sure you would be sitting in jail for couple of days. Your story sounds questionable.
Yes I'm calling bullshit here.
I don't think the story deserves dissection. but here it goes anyway
In this "story". the LE are going to alot of effort for half a gram of ??. they replaced the lady at the post office with a cop? How long was he working "undercover" to get u for your half gram? then you saw LE.. but then they didnt bust you.
I sure can't fool you two! This was obviously a joke, I was making fun of the other BUSTED! threads, of the two neither person was actually busted/arrested.
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That was HIILARIOUS!!!!!!!.
Thanks for the laugh!
yup!
"So I opened my half gram and threw some into her eyes and booked it out of there yelling LAWYER LAWYER LAWYER!" PMSL ;D
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So when in doubt, whip it out
don't ever shout or start to pout
gimme some coke and watch
it go up my snout
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lmao
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Listen here you turkey fucker, you never got busted. This is a complete and utter lie
Obviously a joke :)