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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Adasel on July 29, 2012, 12:59 pm
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I thought this might generate some interesting posts.
Watched Johnny Vaughn on Sunday Brunch this morning and he already had a couple of suggestions
Tug-Of-War
Darts
Pool (red and yellow balls of course)
Apparently GOLF is going to make an appearance in the next Olympics WTF!!
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my tv guide doesn't have synchronized diving, is there gonna be no synchronized diving these olympics? >:(
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There usually is in every olympics, why this year should be any different is beyond me.
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I'm sure many people would watch the shit out of e-sports like Starcraft, League of Legends and WC3.
I'd love to watch a really good organised LoL-Match :)
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The most M&Ms you can fit in your mouth. :D
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Cricket! Basketball's in the fucking Olympics, cricket should be as well!
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Nah cricket would be way too boring for many to watch, especially the americans.
If they included cricket the BBC ratings would plummet like a sinking ship.
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Trippin' !
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saw the thread and i just had to say that i think rolling a blunt should be a sport , may be timed and then tested ahhhh think i might get gold for that one , anyone else? ;D
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LOL
How about taking apart a handgun and putting it together timed?
Imagine all the american soldier nutjobs that shit would be amazing to watch!
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HA!
"Trippin!" is my fav so far and i think every contestant should win :)
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To a previous poster, the synchronised swimming is on right now.
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LMFAO
On another more serious note i vote for your first two options!! +1 !
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Crystal meth hallucination league.....
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Smoking weed should be one it so hard to smoke allot and still be awake
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Sumo
Rugby
Cricket
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Heroin shooting..
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Masterbation?
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rollin joints
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munchies
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Masterbation?
Seriously?? ::)
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I was on drugs when I wrote that. ;)
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LMAO
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Curling is so god damn awesome it should be in the summer games too.
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CalliTrees, i tried looking at your Vendor link mate but it just took me to the main log in page of SR.
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I don't have any active listings at the moment.
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Midget Tossing
Luring Tom Cruise out of the Closet
Scientologist bashing
Who can get John Travolta to admit he fingers masseurs by breaking his fingers in the shortest amount of time
Midget Golf (using midgets as golf clubs)
Pedophile Clay-Pidgeon Shooting
Innocent Smoothie Drinking contest.
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Oh and last but certainly not least - Name That Smell
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Wankathon, First one to a 1000 strokes wins.
Wankathlon, endurance event.
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Oh and last but certainly not least - Name That Smell
LMFAO Limitless, i damn near fell off my chair ;D
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Oh and last but certainly not least - Name That Smell
LMFAO Limitless, i damn near fell off my chair ;D
:P
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Yo Lim!!
Havent seen you in ages bro.
I have a small favor to ask of you. May i pm you? it is just something regarding your services, nothing major.
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Yo Lim!!
Havent seen you in ages bro.
I have a small favor to ask of you. May i pm you? it is just something regarding your services, nothing major.
Yeah I went away for the weekend to watch the Olympic opening ceremony and go out on the town. :) Yah feel free to PM me mate.
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Hope you had fun!!
PM sent your way mate, and many thanks!
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Yeah was brilliant. Kenneth Branngahhannagh or however you spell his name was great.
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Sounds cooool Lim! 8)
I just thought of another sport, i know it sounds a bit sick but i kinda giggled when i thought of it.
Playing Diablo 3 for as long as you can without dying!!!!!
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Okay then was that a bit harsh???
Oh and Limitless, up to yer old tricks again by ignoring pms? :P
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I just thought, if that was a sport Lim would get gold for sure :P
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Nah reading it now mate.
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LOL cool sorry about that mate.
SR is jerking me around again, its been a while since i could log back in.
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Fair play Limitless, your a fuckin head case lol.
I think spliff making should be in there, judged on :-
1, Speed (how long it takes to make a spliff and light it)
2, Technical difficulty (how many papers long, is it a conical)
3, Looks (is it a pretty spliff)
4, Taste (does it smoke like a dream)
5, The Burn (does it burn correctly, evenly and not have smoldering bit falling out of the end)
I think its a damn good idea, and iv got the judging criteria sorted. Anyone got an e-mail adddy for thr olympic committee ???
oh. i almost forgot, the winter olympics can have the event of snowcraft :) think of all the things you can do with a bit of snow :D
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I also think Cocaine Hurdles should be on there too. That isn't just an Olympic Sport though, that's your average Friday night.
You play by going into a bar and doing 1 line of coke in the toilet and then a shot in the bar, second bar 2 lines and 2 shots, 3rd bar 3 lines and 3 shots and so on.
The winner is the one to either get into a fight first or not pass out.
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I vote for bull fighting and dwarf throwing! LOL! ;D
On a more serious note...
Tug of war, double marathon, some motor sports, skateboarding, and rollerblading would be awesome! :)
I vote for TROLL throwing :P
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Maybe a Formula 1 event between the best drivers in the world. That's if Bernie allows it. ;D
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Twerking should be an olympic sport.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDQ44ZjLEzU
sdesu
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I'm surprised they haven't got Texas Holdem Poker in it yet. I'd like to see marijuana cultivation in there but we got the Cannabis cup for that one. How about out-running the police or best high speed pursuits by a perpetrator? The first one to cause the cops to crash and burn wins the gold and the crowd cheers
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Trippin' !
ya dood, xxxxxxxxactly
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Nearly pissed my pants reading some of the other suggestions but lets get a bit more specific
Track and field events
1. Bong throw
2. Fence jumping and most magic mushrooms picked in 15sec (whilst trippin!)
3. ...
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I'm surprised they haven't got Texas Holdem Poker in it yet. I'd like to see marijuana cultivation in there but we got the Cannabis cup for that one. How about out-running the police or best high speed pursuits by a perpetrator? The first one to cause the cops to crash and burn wins the gold and the crowd cheers
LOL. Mate these are the funniest posts ive ever read.
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I think that alcohol would make the Olympics more watchable
Give hurdlers a liter of vodka 15 mins before the race.
Also, I think we ought to have a cannabis trimming event.
And for the pervs out there, water sports.
I think LSD synchronized swimming would be a hoot.
;D
And topless womens events.
Sexist perhaps, but would provide some interest one would surmise!
Dick jousting for the ladies maybe.
;)
(waits for more neg!)