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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:17 pm
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"Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone."
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
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Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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More bacon.
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Confucius say: man who run in front of car get tired, and man who run behind car get exhausted
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Cabbage can be green, and so can the grass
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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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Shit, or get off the pot.
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Few women admit their age; few men act it.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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...that 50 posts generates waaaaay too much spam.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
lol