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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: KingDavid on October 23, 2012, 03:32 am
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Hey guys I'm a new domestic vendor. I plan on listing 10-strips of albions shivas this weekend. I can only afford to send a few samples to the avengers as I'm just getting started. My policies are listed on my vendor page and I will only be dealing with reputable members as I can't afford to get scammed. I just want us Americans to be able to get good products for reasonable prices. 10-strips will be $100. The link to my vendor page is below.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/f75b3943f9
Picture - http://4eiruntyxxbgfv7o.onion/imgzapr/upload/Shivas.jpg
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fuck yeah dude i am hella interested in this shit. granted i don't have >500 dollars spent yet (which i see as a good thing knowing myself but... i meet all other criteria can't say if i'm a 'respected' forums member though. i do spend a nice chunk of time on here though).
good on you dude nice to see another domestic L vendor.
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Don't quite have 15 purchases yet, but once there's some feedback on the quality, I'd definitely love to get some bulk domestic LSD.
You mention "regular mail" only in your vendor page - I think the 85 cents delivery confirmation costs would be well worth it to avoid any nonsense. I think DCN might not be available on just regular envelopes, though (could be wrong), so you'd have to send it at least in a larger document mailer.
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Just a heads up man, I would take out and reptuable forum members, because well there are alot of people with heavy buyer status, that really dont talk on the forums. If you want to help prevent from being scammed I would Put a pocily on a refund rate and auto finalize rate along with the transcation limit. Anyway man good luck to you, Just remember people dont trust LSD vendors on here like they used to. Just dont start requesting people to F.E, those are all red flags, we could use someone to bring down lucy prices quite a bit. Cant wait till you get setup.
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Thanks for the heads up guys. A DCN can't be used on a regular envelope to the best of my knowledge. I will add that I will only sell to buyers with a 0% refund and 0% autofinalize rate. I will not be requiring FE at all. And I am not interested in selling to people with heavy buyer stats if they are not a forum presence because I want my product to be reviewed on the forums to get the word out. It doesn't do me any good if I send a sample out and never hear from the sampler again. I won't be doing bulk for a while but when I do it will probably be WoW or liquid as I occasionally have access to those.
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Do you believe your supply will be on a relatively consistent basis, or is it rather sporadic with your acquisitions of sheets?
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It is more sporadic rather than consistent but I am working on that. And when I can get stock I will get as much as is available.
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fuck yeah then i'm in on this shit on the weekend
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Ok guys I sent out samples. I'm hoping people will receive soon and review because I don't want to put listings up before I get some reviews. If they do, then listings will go up this weekend. I have a bunch of surprises in store for everybody soon but I also have some of 3jane's good batch of alpha centauris, some very good WoW, and some of vitacat's mayas! I will list those in about 2 weeks probably. Everything will be done in escrow and you must meet my requirements to order. Also, when I mark your order in transit, it really is in transit. I've been a buyer on SR for a long time and I know how frustrating it can be when vendors don't follow that. I look forward to providing you guys with good LSD!
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Oo, I look forward to trying your variety pack surprises! I have a ton of vendors I need to sample, but being domestic definitely puts you on my shortlist. And having products from multiple vendors doesn't hurt either... Although, Albion and Jane are the only ones whose prices can stand to a middle man mark up. Well here's hoping you worked out some magic with VitaCat
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I'm really glad to see a domestic LSD vendor with descent prices. I will be watching this thread for the reviews. Welcome King David and thanks for selling on SR.
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Thanks ralph. Hope all is well. The samples should start arriving soon. People might start receiving them today. I sent them to reputable members so we should see some reviews soon. I didn't want to put the listings up until people could see some reviews.
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Just posting here to track the thread. I think you'll be pleased with my stats King David. I'll definitely be placing an order in the near future if all goes well. I doubt you're doing a second round of samples, but if you are let me know, I'd be happy to receive and review. LSD is the worst market on SR, so I'm always happy to see a new face.
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I placed an order for a sample from KingDavid on Tuesday and he shipped it out early Wednesday morning. It arrived yesterday (Friday) so a total of three days shipping to the southwest US. The package is professional and discrete and he maintained excellent communication throughout the order. The blotter art is the cartoon Shiva that albion was distributing. Ehrlrich and Marquis passed with flying colors as expected.
At 8:00 this morning (Saturday) I decided to take three hits. I am exactly two weeks from baseline so my tolerance should be close to nill. I had a wholesome breakfast and preloaded with diphenhydramine and ginger root for nausea.
T+0:30: Initial effects prominent. General change of consciousness.
T+1:00: Steady incline towards the peak. First noticeable visuals. Colors are popping out.
T+2:00: The peak hits me VERY hard. Full blown CEV/OEV with intricate fractals. Music sounds amazing and I don't notice my body as I lay still. Zero body load or muscle aches/jaw clenching.
T+4:00: Starting to level out. OEV still apparent. Very euphoric and accomplished.
T+6:00: Leveled out. Very peaceful with a very good outlook on things. Still noticeably under the influence but nothing prominent.
I am very impressed with these blotters and these are definitely LSD. I would estimate the dosage to be around ~75ug and overall very clean. Visuals were fantastic, great head space, smooth state transitions, and zero body load. I would definitely recommend these to my friends! Looking forward to see what else KingDavid has to bring to the community. Order with confidence.
Tonight is going to be a good night to party for Halloween as I ride out this euphoria. :)
Cheers my friends!
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Just an update on KingDavid's Shivas. I had a friend take one hit last night (last hit of the sample) with 120mg of MDMA T+3:00 and he had a great experience. While his dose was light, he stated he had minor OEV/CEV and a great psychedelic headspace. Before dosing the MDMA he said he felt very euphoric which was complimented by fluidity in thoughts and speech, and he stated he felt rejuvenated as a whole. The MDMA placed him on an even higher state stating he had prominent CEV with very minor OEV. He has not taken LSD in quite a while so he has zero tolerance, but he is a seasoned tripper. Another confirmation that this is quality blotter! :)
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Hey guys I have some listings up. I sent samples out and got good reviews. If you order tonight, your order will go out tomorrow. Thanks!
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Hey guys I just wanted to give a little update. When I offered samples, I informed everybody who received samples that I would only send them a sample if they were able to test them asap and review on the forums. Everybody who accepted the samples agreed to my terms yet the only ones who upheld their end of the agreement were dondada and animusvox. I have been seeing this since I've been on SR. The point of samples is not for people to just get as much free acid as they can get their hands on. There is way too much of that going on. Samples are for new vendors such as myself to be able to get some advertising and marketing. I'm sure there are plenty of other buyers who would have been willing to accept my terms and actually honor our agreement. I'm sorry for ranting. It is just very upsetting. I have sent pm's to the samplers who haven't followed through on our agreement. Anybody have any idea what my next move should be? I was even nice enough to give them very generous samples and one person even asked me to send him double so he could trip with a friend and I did.
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Dropped the acid yesterday, your review will be up soon.
UPDATE
Review of KingDavid's Shiva LSD:
COMMUNICATION: (5/5)
Vendor was quick to respond to any inquiries, and typically responded within 24 hours. Great communication, friendly, and polite.
PACKAGING/SHIPPING: (5/5)
Packaging was stealthy and inconspicuous, and shipping took about 3 days to SW USA.
PRODUCT: (5/5)
I'm going to start off by saying that this is very clean LSD. The last time I dropped acid was around three weeks ago, so tolerance is pretty much zero. I took 2 blotters sublingually with plenty of rest the night before. Within twenty minutes or so I started to feel the effects, and like AnimusVox, the peak hit me around 2 hours in. The entire trip lasted about 7 hours. Amazing watercolor/electric visuals to be expected from quality LSD, and very prominent euphoria. I'd say that the blotters are laid with about 60-70ug. All in all, this was an incredible experience and I couldn't recommend his product enough.
You're in good hands with KingDavid!
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Don't apologize for ranting, King David. You provided them with a sample and they agreed to the terms but didn't follow through with them. Like you said, the point of the samples is to give you publicity and by the looks of it that publicity has fallen short, unfortunately. As far as your next move, I would assume just continue on like normal and perhaps post more about your services. Have you contacted the Avengers? You are still 'Under Review'. I feel people are completely missing you when shopping for domestic LSD.
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I would like to buy a couple of hits. I don't have enough for a ten strip right now. I would write you a detailed honest review in this thread, the LSD vendors rumor mill thread, and any other thread you may have.
PM me if this is possible. If not, no hard feelings ;)
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any samples left?
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Hey guys I haven't been on the forums in a while but I would like to advertise my shivas I have for sale. I think I offer a pretty good price for US domestic and have very fast shipping and very stealth packaging. I have gotten nothing but good reviews and I offer full escrow. If you meet my requirements, please give me a chance! Also, would anybody in the US be interested in some of vitacats mayas? They would be pretty expensive obviously since I have a limited amount and since vitacats prices were already high but anybody who's had them knows how good they are.
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Yes, KingDavid, I would be interested in VitaCat's Mayas. What price point are you looking at?
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I'd still like to buy about 300 ug man in how ever many hits that is. I'll write a detailed trip report. I'll drop them with in 24 hours of receiving. I live on a tight budget and can't buy ten right now with Christmas around the corner.
I read where you will have some mdma? Are you getting close to that time?
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AnimusVox: I'm not really sure yet. I paid around $20 each for them if I recall correctly so they will probably be a little more than that. I think that pretty good considering that's barely more than vitacat was charging and it's US domestic.
Ralph: I actually can't because I already sent out a bunch of samples and I'm actually almost sold out of the shivas. I do have a large amount of pfandleihers clear batch of mdma left. I'm just not sure how to ship it and I really am only interested in doing 10 grams or more but when I figure it out, you will be the first to get a sample ralph.
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Hey guys I still have a little of the shivas left. As far as I know, these are the last ones currently listed on SR and they are out of production. Get em while they're available. Also, I will be listing some of vitacats mayas either today or on Friday. Obviously, I won't be able to ship tomorrow. If you order shivas today, they will be shipped today. Happy Thanksgiving!
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AnimusVox: I'm not really sure yet. I paid around $20 each for them if I recall correctly so they will probably be a little more than that. I think that pretty good considering that's barely more than vitacat was charging and it's US domestic.
Ralph: I actually can't because I already sent out a bunch of samples and I'm actually almost sold out of the shivas. I do have a large amount of pfandleihers clear batch of mdma left. I'm just not sure how to ship it and I really am only interested in doing 10 grams or more but when I figure it out, you will be the first to get a sample ralph.
Yea let me know please I'd love to try Pf's molly
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Hey guys I hope you all had a good thanksgiving. I just wanted to let everybody know that I have 5 strips of vitacats mayas listed. I am not doing larger amounts at this time as I don't have that much and I want to save some for myself. Please don't pm me asking for custom listings. If you want more than 5 please buy multiple listings. Also, please don't purchase all of them. I want people to have the chance to try them. They are expensive unfortunately but they were expensive when I purchased them. I might have a new promising WoW and liquid source also. I just wanted to add also that it's been slow starting off for me but I anticipated that because I want to do this the right way. I have had many scammers pm me trying to get free stuff. I have also had several different people who didn't meet my requirements offer to FE if I sold to them and I refused and cancelled their orders. I don't understand why people willingly FE. Escrow is there for our protection. Don't do it guys. You guys deserve better than that. Happy tripping!
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Hi,
Just wanted to give yall a heads up and a little back story.
I made a thread looking for someone to sell me 1 hit of some decent L for .26 bitcoins, it was all i had left in my account after placing a few orders and I thought I was going to get scammed by MrBigg for the three I purchased from him, but they actually did come, although late.
Kingdavid made me a custom listing for 1 maya and shipped it to me for .07 BTC, and then he sent me a message saying he included 3/4 of another tab that he used for a test.
I have not recieved yet but I promised to leave a review here, and I will. Just so you know I told KD that I revieved my order from mrbigg and that I would pay for what he sent me but he was very generous and told me to pay it forward and leave a review on stealth and quality of his product.
Just wanted to put this up first and say that this speaks volumes on this vendors character and goodwill, he made sure I would have some quality L for the 21st, where I will be going to see a Greatful Dead cover band!!!!
sorry for the long post and I will update soon.
*ETA* MrBigg is a scammer and he does not have acid.
Merry Christmas,
Greenturtle
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That was very nice of him.
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*Update*
I received kingdavids mayas today, let me tell you, stealth was superb, the best Ive seen, with only like 5 transactions so far though. I opened it and thought I actually did open my Moms mail (dont worry my mom is cool and knows what Im up to, Im just visiting for the holidays) I think I will be eating mushroom girls boomers on the 21st and not sure when I will try these mayas, but I want to do it in a more controlled environment than a raging concert like I will be at on Friday. I know it would be fun but I want to have my computer with me so I can leave a very detailed review in return for KD's kindness towards me, I hope you all can understand.
ETA: Kingdavid, is this OK with you? I can drop the doses on Friday and save the Boomers for another day, I just dont know how accurate the report will be after a night of raging. I would rather hang out in the house with my wife and son and share my experience that way, what do ya say?
Happy end of the world everyone, be safe!
Greenturtle
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Good afternoon everybody,
I dont know if yall need all this info, but I want to be thourough. At least try to, Im no profesional by any means, I just want that to be clear.
Ok, so some info on me, Im a 26 year old male, 5' 6", 148lbs, lean.
I woke up this morning at 0400 and at 0630 I ran for an hour and I ran 4 miles, I know slow pace, anyways.
Showered, ate 3 hard boiled eggs, a yogurt and a bannana and got to work by 0900 and sat in class untill 1130. At 1130 I ate lunce, a bologna sandwich, some chips and an apple.
At 1245 I left work, stopped to get some beer and was home by 1300.
1300- Dropped 1 Maya, from Kingdavid, I think they are supposed to be 200ug, but im not sure.
1345- Feeling the Lucy, I feel like I just want to stretch or tighten my muscles kind of getting hard to concentrate on typing. Ill be back.
*just a note, Ive held off on drinking any beer at this point because I want to feel the Lucy and make sure Im not getting alcohol effect. Now, Im ready for a beer...
1400- Still coming up, feel really good though, yawning and stretching out on the couch, I feel like Im melting right into it. My vision is getting a little blurry towards the outside of my field of vision but is still clear towards the front when I focus on something, I dont know if anybody else has experienced that. I will be going outside a little later, beautiful sunny day, maybe about 55-60 degrees out.
1455- Tripping pretty hard now, visual and audio distortions, breathing walls and melting pictures. I decided to eat the other 3/4's of maya that i had left for a total of 1.75 Maya's. So wish me luck, report back soon....
1547- Lots of visuals outside now inside. my son is watching some mario on the computer, I think he is on youtube. sound coming from all artound my head, almost like it is in my eardrum..
My dog, actually looks like feathers, with blue's and reds....I wish you were here.....
1800- Still getting alot of visuals but they are winding down now. At first, you know, slap you in the face type of visuals, now, drawn out,quit type.
I could probably change it up with some music and stuff..im about to go to the store with my wife and son i need some smokes...
1845- Just get back from picking up smokes and some taco bell, wife drove of course... listening to Dave Matthews Band Red Rocks, sounds good, coming down nice...
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3 cheers for Kingdavid!!!!
Hipp, Hipp, Hooray...!!!!!!! ;)
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Glad you enjoyed greenturtle. I have an update guys. I have 180 30mg adderall IR's for sale. I am looking to sell them all together. It would be in escrow of course and will ship priority with a dcn. Would anybody be interested and what would somebody be willing to pay for 180mg adderall IR's? I also have more LSD in stock (needlepoint liquid and WoW) but I need to get rid of these adderalls first.
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Glad you enjoyed greenturtle. I have an update guys. I have 180 30mg adderall IR's for sale. I am looking to sell them all together. It would be in escrow of course and will ship priority with a dcn. Would anybody be interested and what would somebody be willing to pay for 180mg adderall IR's? I also have more LSD in stock (needlepoint liquid and WoW) but I need to get rid of these adderalls first.
KD,
Glad to see you are back.
+1 to you friend. Festival season is quickly approaching and I will be interested in some more L in a month or two, I think a half sheet should be enough for me to share with friends, I will be in contact with you for sure. Take care and good luck!
GT
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Hey guys I am going to be selling east coast stamp bags soon. I am going to send a couple samples out only to trusted members that I have already promised them to. Please do not pm me asking for samples. Also, I have more of vitacats mayas that I will be listing. This may be your last chance to get to try these since vitacat is no longer a vendor. I also have some rainbow family vials which I will not be listing but I can make stealth listings for. Inquire about pricing. Remember you all must meet my requirements to purchase from me. I am not one of the big vendors so I cannot afford to be scammed. I have always done right by everybody here and I would never scam anybody ever. Sorry I have not been very active recently but I could not commit to selling on SR at the time and I didn't want to let anybody down. Thanks for your support and understanding.
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That is incredibly rude to advertise in another vendors thread. What is wrong with you? I would never do that to you and neither would any other good vendor. Please delete that. That's very poor form.
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Dude, your selling hofmann's for $90 a ten strip. I have rainbow family liquid and tabs that were lab tested 200-250ug. If you can find anybody stupid enough to buy them, more power to you but you are a pathetic excuse for a vendor advertising in another vendors thread.
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Yay, KingDavid! :D Excited to see what you have in store, brother. Much love and good luck to you!
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dam my bad man cause i looked at your page and didnt see nay listings and read up top somewhere where someone said it was like 80ug ish for i believe the same price as our hoffmans. sorry if we were wrong, just trying to provide buyers with the best quality and priced product. we looked for some of this 200+ug to purchase from you but we couldnt find it...
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Thanks dondada! Just wanted to let everybody know that I've sent out a few orders and samples. Hopefully people will start receiving them tomorrow. Thanks for the support guys!
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Checking your listings right now friend! Im sitting on 50 JC smilies at the moment, but I will get some BTC and place an order with you if I see something I like, lol.
SR is loading now! Welcome back!
GT
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Cant see the advertisement, but...
+1 Kingdavid, I agree...
-1 whoever this guy is, seriously bad form...theres plenty of room for everybody here...
GT
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I'm sorry wwwrothy but you have messaged me over 15 times on SR and I've already told you that once I put listings up, you are free to order if you meet my buyer requirements. The fact that you keep sending me tons of pm's asking me for custom listings and ignoring the fact that I said that they will be listed when I am ready to ship them makes me not want to sell to you. I'm sorry but you really freaked me out and you might want to avoid doing that to other vendors in the future.
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was wondering if you were able to get any of the orders placed over the weekend out? would be pretty awesome :)
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Hi everybody. I just wanted to see if there would be any interest in domestic mayan calendars. I was thinking about buying a bunch off of jor and selling them domestically. They would obviously be more expensive but it would give everybody who doesnt like to order internationally a chance to try them and the chance to receive them faster since it would be domestic.
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If you could make it to where i can buy 50+ at a time id be interested as long as you dony gouge me to hard ...I just need faster turn around time so i can keep in stock..i cant keep enough to feed my customers wants
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Hi guys I just wanted to let everybody know that I am going to be closing up shop for the foreseeable future. I had a buyer scam me (possibly 2 buyers) and it is just not worth it for me to continue. Its frustrating because I do everything I can to keep my buyers satisfied and happy and then some people have to ruin it for everybody. Anybody who has bought off me can attest to that. When I got burned on a bunch of weak stamp bags, I personally compensated everybody out of pocket with either a full refund in btc or an equal amount of my china white. Anybody who has ever dealt with me would tell you that I would never scam anybody. I keep strict requirements to purchase from me in order to avoid requiring FE because I believe escrow is there for the buyer's protection and I believe you guys deserve that protection. I have had buyers offer to FE and I refuse them because thats not the type of business I am trying to run and I believe you guys deserve a better type of vendor than that. Im a buyer too and while I dont use heroin, I know what its like to get scammed. I started vending because I believed you guys deserved better than that. Im sorry to all and really wish I could continue to provide you with good dope and good service but I just cannot continue for the forseeable future. I only have a few listings left but once those are gone, I will be out of the heroin business. I will possibly continue providing LSD but this isnt the thread for that. I want to thank everybody for their business and support. Its been fun and it has been my pleasure to work with you guys. Much love.
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Sad to hear about your unfortunate dealings, KingDavid. It's sad that people will not hesitate to pull a quick one on a good vendor and consequently ruining it for all the legitimate buyers. While I haven't bought from you, I hope you stick around and continue spreading LSD when you feel the time is right. Much love and lots of good vibes your way, brother! I hope the real world is treating you well.
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Say it isn't so King David. You have the fire and you were easy to communicate with. Had me feeling like a King all last week!
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Hey guys, I have access to some very high quality fishscale cocaine that I was thinking about offering on SR. I have a friend who lives in Costa Rica that sends it back to me. I have been a vendor on SR for a while and I used to offer the highest quality domestic china white on the road but I quit selling it since a customer scammed me. Would there be much interest? I would only be offering first class mail and I have pretty stringent requirements in order to purchase from me so as to protect myself from being scammed. I crush the coke up in order to make the letter flat but you can still tell it is fishscale. I don't use that as an excuse to cut it like some other vendors do. I do not cut this coke at all. I have 100% feedback and I have always gone above and beyond for my customers. I am a buyer first and foremost and I starting vending because I was tired of seeing my fellow buyers get scammed. I would only be selling in 1 gram increments to start and possibly bulk in the future. 1 gram would be $100 before SR fees and it is definitely worth it. I have let quite a few people sample it locally and they are absolutely in love with it. I have sold it to IV users and users who rock it up also and have received nothing but rave reviews. This is not ordinary street coke. It is very high quality cocaine. I would like to offer 5 samples to respected members who also meet my buyer requirements listed on my page. I am not trying to give samples to the people that sit in this thread and pretty much beg for free coke. Please read them before requesting one of the samples. If you do not meet my requirements, please do not request a sample. Thanks everybody.
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I think there would definitely be a demand for more cocaine on the road. Especially if it really is high quality, at those prices it'd be cheaper than a decent amount of the other high quality providers. I'd be willing to sample, I haven't done a lot of reviews and have never actually received a sample before but I've gotten coke from 10toes, god of all and nod so I can compare to them. My purchasing stats are over 25 orders, over 20000 spent with no refund or auto finalize. Been a member for a year with my current buyer account. I can message you my actual stats if you want to see them of course.
Regardless of whether or not I receive a sample I will be following this closely, if your cola is as good as I've heard your H was then we all have something to look forward to.
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KD is a straight shooter in my book.
That China White had me fucked up 4 ways to Sunday. Shipped fast and discrete, no issues there. Only issue is that there will be no more CW, I fuckin slept on that listing for too long, but since KD is a straight shooter.. He accommodated my wants/needs and was able to provide me with a bit of the CW. Most other H vendors would have told me "tough shit", or something along those lines.
I am expecting a sample of this cocaine to arrive early next week, and will type a review and post it in the applicable areas of the forum.
It's all good, bayba bayye-bah.
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I think there would definitely be a demand for more cocaine on the road. Especially if it really is high quality, at those prices it'd be cheaper than a decent amount of the other high quality providers. I'd be willing to sample, I haven't done a lot of reviews and have never actually received a sample before but I've gotten coke from 10toes, god of all and nod so I can compare to them. My purchasing stats are over 25 orders, over 20000 spent with no refund or auto finalize. Been a member for a year with my current buyer account. I can message you my actual stats if you want to see them of course.
Regardless of whether or not I receive a sample I will be following this closely, if your cola is as good as I've heard your H was then we all have something to look forward to.
Hey brother I see you on the forums all the time and value your opinion. PM me on the road. You can definitely get a sample.
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I messaged you on SR but I'll add here too that I can't receive the sample. I got excited and completely forgot I'm going to be out of town for a bit and wouldn't be able to get a review for it in a timely manner. Bummer but I'd rather not be one of those people who hoard samples instead of doing timely reviews.
Still very interested in the coke, I'll just be paying for it like everybody else once the sampler's reviews come in and I get back to my drop :)
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Below is a link to a photo of my high quality fishscale guys. I still need 3 more samplers that are hero members and meet my requirements. I want to do this the right way so I don't want to put listings up until they give their reviews. I've already sent a sample to an IV user and another to a freebase user. The price will be $100/gram before SR fees. Shipping will be free. You will never get a bait and switch from me and I will never cut my product. I go above and beyond for my customers and I am tired of seeing people say they spent almost $200 fucking dollars for a gram! If I ever have to charge more than $100 a gram for my product, I will no longer offer it. That's the most anybody should ever have to pay for quality coke. I've already sent a sample to an IV user and another to a freebase user.
https://anonfiles.com/file/f356506002b67e8cff67ad2f693fc717
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Hi guys I havent been that visible for a while but I just listed a bunch of great doses including some gandalfs, stars, WoW, and mayan calendars. Check me out.