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Title: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Synaesthesiac on June 01, 2013, 11:58 pm
Ok so here's the deal-

My wife and I have been happily married for coming up on 5 years next April 15th.  Since the day we met each other we have spent or tried to spend every waking moment together to share in the minutia of daily life as well as its marvels and twists of fate.  We are utterly and ineffably comfortable around each other, which is a blessing in itself, but also makes things quite fun and interesting in the bedroom.  But I digress for now... I have found my way to the road as most of us have that have been blessed with a bit more than a modicum of intelligence and a heavy interest in shall I say, compounds of the psychoactive variety.  Sure enough, we found the road, doorways opened, and we discovered a veritable myriad of cocktails, menageries of uppers and downers, a plethora of psychedelia to delve into our egos and minds and souls; In short, this place is a one-stop paradise for those of us that like chemicals.  This has led us to try many compounds we had always intended but never had the means to acquire.
      -TO THE POINT
 My wife has a LONG history as do I with most drugs in pretty much every category.  She particularly has an affinity for benzodiazepines and downers (but not an addiction per se, we do them when they are around but never continually for long periods of time).  I have seen her with minimal tolerance put away around 4-5 xanax bars and still be up walking around.  To the point:  she really enjoys benzos, claims to have a permanant tolerance, and claims I cannot find something to put her out.  Which brings us to:
      -THE BET
I was sharing an experience with my wife about a time I accidentally got roofied in Prague at a nightclub by picking up the wrong beer (It was my first of the night, I came back to it after dancing next to all the other beers on the shelf by the dance-floor, and it was the only beer I had).  Short story, That one roofied beer ended up in me punching out a friend, climbing a 17th century church scaffolding, being generally belligerent, and ending with them not able to wake me up the morning at 8AM even with water thrown on my face.  I came to at 3pm and felt fine.  ANYWAYS...My wife decided that she thinks she cannot be roofied or put out like that by any benzo or sedative short of thorazine.  So she proposed to me a bet:  If I can find a benzo, a barbituate, or flunitrazepam or something that will put her out, I'm allowed to (consensually) have sex with her as much as I want and video-tape it to prove it to her afterward.  She believes that this simply cannot happen to her and is bullshit.  Now before you all jump on me and call me or my wife a sick freak, we are loving, mature adults who care about each other's well-being more than our own.  Nobody is being hurt here.  This is her idea and as an amused husband of course I'll take her bet.  Which brings me to the part I need help with:
     -I NEED SR BENZO USER KNOWLEDGE
I KNOW that somebody here has the knowledge and can direct to me what compound might do the trick.  No Chloral hydrate or Chloroform or thorazine, but a genuine sedative that would put her out sufficiently.  I'm pretty sure flunitrazepam will work, but I don't know about at what amounts, and this is my WIFE I do NOT want to in anyway put her into any real danger of ODing.  Brotizolam?  I don't know.  I thought this post/bet might be amusing to others of you out there, and I know some of you have some knowledge or can help me out.  If you feel uncomfortable discussing what you would use in an open post where someoe else may misuse this knowledge, feel free to PM it to me.  SR rules and I know somebody here will help my cause to beat my wife at a bet and get laid in the process...Who's up for a good cause? 
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: mdmamazing01 on June 02, 2013, 12:03 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: boosties on June 02, 2013, 12:08 am
this sounds like a bet that will hopefully NOT end in death....
sounds dangerous to me. the problem is that tolerance does not mean bodily tolerance.
just because your brain can offset the effects doesnt mean a certain amount wont put her
into a coma!! idk just my 2 cents. but hey ghb and alcohol....(fits your theme)
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Skjolle on June 02, 2013, 01:10 am
Interesting :P
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Limetless on June 02, 2013, 01:13 am
Go home OP, put yourself in a cold shower and learn to behave yourself.
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: jekyll on June 02, 2013, 01:16 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 02, 2013, 01:17 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: rusty j on June 02, 2013, 01:18 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: smokecrack on June 02, 2013, 01:19 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Mr. Krabs on June 02, 2013, 01:21 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Stoner on June 02, 2013, 01:22 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Limetless on June 02, 2013, 01:22 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: tehee on June 02, 2013, 01:23 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Rodge on June 02, 2013, 01:24 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Diarrhea Girl on June 02, 2013, 01:25 am
I bet you don't have a wife and you're trying to drug some poor girl and rape her.
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: boosties on June 02, 2013, 02:35 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: RobLoblaw on June 02, 2013, 02:58 am
wtf
this sounds very wrong
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Synaesthesiac on June 02, 2013, 03:00 am
To all those who think I'm a rapist, think what you want, I'm a genuine person and I mean what I say.  If I wanted to find that kind of information all I would have to do is look around the clearnet a little.  But that's NOT who I am, so I came to a community of people for opinions that actually had something to do with my actual situation, not to jump on some bandwagon and point fingers.  Only serious replies, please. 
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: MightyKribit on June 02, 2013, 03:03 am
I bet you don't have a wife and you're trying to drug some poor girl and rape her.

In all Seriousness...

I agree
Kinda gives me the heebie jeebies
I'm pretty relieved at the response it's gotten so far.  Says a lot about the Majority of the SR community. Thanks everyone for taking a little of the bejeebiness away by not contributing to this "good cause" ???


Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: boosties on June 02, 2013, 03:07 am
in all seriousness.. people play in wierd ways but seriously if thats truly what this is(does sound weird you have to admit) just be careful.. dont kill the person you love to win a bet! thats silly!!!
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Synaesthesiac on June 02, 2013, 03:10 am
To those who don't believe me... I get the hesitation, but do your research, morons.  Look at my post history and buyer history on SR and tell me that "screams" of rapist.  Or you can form an opinion prior to investigation based upon popular reply.  Your choice.  I'm not breaking my anonymity to prove I have a wife by photos and if she created an account to vouch for herself you'd all think it was me anyway.  I don't have time for people with big opinions and little time for actual thought or research before they form an opinion.
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: potatopotatopotato on June 02, 2013, 03:15 am
do the knockout sex but don't try to find something so dangerous

drugs for the sake of knockout seems irresponsible
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Synaesthesiac on June 02, 2013, 03:16 am
I IN NO WAY INTEND TO KILL OR HARM HER she is my Wife.  That's why I'm looking for opinions from people with knowledge.  People DO like to play in weird ways and who are all you to judge me morally for what I do when you're on a forum that caters to an online drug and porn and whatever you want store?  Seriously guys.  Do your research.  Serious responses only.  I don't have to go through this much trouble and deal with this much bullshit to get the info I want, but I came here for honest opinions from people with REAL experience with these pharms and their limits, I'm not satisfied reading WebMD or patchy Erowid dose references.  This is somebody I care deeply about.  SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY.  USE YOUR BRAINS.
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: boosties on June 02, 2013, 03:24 am
I IN NO WAY INTEND TO KILL OR HARM HER she is my Wife.  That's why I'm looking for opinions from people with knowledge.  People DO like to play in weird ways and who are all you to judge me morally for what I do when you're on a forum that caters to an online drug and porn and whatever you want store?  Seriously guys.  Do your research.  Serious responses only.  I don't have to go through this much trouble and deal with this much bullshit to get the info I want, but I came here for honest opinions from people with REAL experience with these pharms and their limits, I'm not satisfied reading WebMD or patchy Erowid dose references.  This is somebody I care deeply about.  SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY.  USE YOUR BRAINS.

ok so i read over what you were asking again...(why im still not sure) and i dont think there is safe way
to effectively do what it is your trying to do....because if you say her tolerance is very high and you have
to go shooting over that to put her out. my guess is her vitals dont look great while you are videotaping
ahh fuck sorry this just sounds wrong.

P.S. you should really read that last part of your last post over and over
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: cmos56 on June 02, 2013, 03:30 am
wtf
this sounds very wrong
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I IN NO WAY INTEND TO KILL OR HARM HER she is my Wife.  That's why I'm looking for opinions from people with knowledge.  People DO like to play in weird ways and who are all you to judge me morally for what I do when you're on a forum that caters to an online drug and porn and whatever you want store?  Seriously guys.  Do your research.  Serious responses only.  I don't have to go through this much trouble and deal with this much bullshit to get the info I want, but I came here for honest opinions from people with REAL experience with these pharms and their limits, I'm not satisfied reading WebMD or patchy Erowid dose references.  This is somebody I care deeply about.  SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY.  USE YOUR BRAINS.

ok so i read over what you were asking again...(why im still not sure) and i dont think there is safe way
to effectively do what it is your trying to do....because if you say her tolerance is very high and you have
to go shooting over that to put her out. my guess is her vitals dont look great while you are videotaping
ahh fuck sorry this just sounds wrong.

P.S. you should really read that last part of your last post over and over

and over and over and over and over... fuck that sounds bizarrely wrong
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: streetelitist on June 02, 2013, 03:39 am
Figure out the perfect dose of GHB. No alcohol or benzos combined with it, but a nice strong dose of pure GHB should be able to put her in a temporary coma.
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: RobLoblaw on June 02, 2013, 03:45 am
well first i dont think your buyer stats on SR can determine if your rapist or not lmao
but seriously, yah i get there are people who are into all kinds of stuff. i know theres people who are into fucking people while there passed out and i had an ex girlfriend who used to tell me to fuck her while she was sleeping cause she thought it was hot. so if its between consenting adult i dont have a problem with it. that being said i would never take the risk and do this with anyone. its very dangerous to knock someone out with medication. there was a very high profile murderer in which a man and his wife drugged his wifes sister to have sex with her because he wanted to have sex with a virgin. anyways she ended up dying because she started throwing up while she was out. its just way to risky imo. have her pretend like shes out or if she agrees first go out drinking and when she goes to sleep bang her. she will probably be out good enough.
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 02, 2013, 03:53 am
It will be funny when she uses that video to take all of your assets and put you in prison because she has proof that you drugged and raped her. ;D  Remember everyone, bitches are crazy!
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: MightyKribit on June 02, 2013, 03:55 am
RobLoblaw, Yes, I was thinking of them too...PB and KH. Chilling

Not meaning to be judgmental of anyone's sex life. The GHB suggestion is a very good one.
Scared the shit outta my bf one time on that....he didn't like the lifeless body thing.....
I'm Not meaning to judge but....it's so damn risky....
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: srcamelfeeder on June 02, 2013, 03:56 am
Go home OP, put yourself in a cold shower and learn to behave yourself.

HAHAHA EXACTLY!!!!!  O_o

Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: RobLoblaw on June 02, 2013, 04:10 am
It will be funny when she uses that video to take all of your assets and put you in prison because she has proof that you drugged and raped her. ;D  Remember everyone, bitches are crazy!

lol  ;D
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: Synaesthesiac on June 02, 2013, 04:11 am
I'd like to remind people that this was not my idea, this was her suggestion.  Ignoring the bullshit posts, those of you who are serious seem to be giving me a general message of it just not being able to work safely, in which case it is a definite no-go.  As to someone mentioning tolerance, this would be a consensual EXPERIMENT so she would abstain from whatever chem for an appropriate time to have no tolerance.  But if she's at risk...forget it.  I'm leaning away from this being a good idea and telling her no such luck, she wins the bet because I'm not willing to risk it.  My wife's health and life are more important than a bet and my pride. 
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: boosties on June 02, 2013, 04:18 am
sounds like a good idea... her willingness to prove to you she can handle copious amounts of
an already dangerous substance just seems like a recipe for disaster!
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: ScorpiaMuEre on June 02, 2013, 04:59 am
I'd like to remind people that this was not my idea, this was her suggestion.  Ignoring the bullshit posts, those of you who are serious seem to be giving me a general message of it just not being able to work safely, in which case it is a definite no-go.  As to someone mentioning tolerance, this would be a consensual EXPERIMENT so she would abstain from whatever chem for an appropriate time to have no tolerance.  But if she's at risk...forget it.  I'm leaning away from this being a good idea and telling her no such luck, she wins the bet because I'm not willing to risk it.  My wife's health and life are more important than a bet and my pride.

Then she should have been the one to come on here and ask. Likely would have got the same response. It just sounds really creepy in a BTK kinda way.

If you are legit, put the ambulance on speed dial, do some research on the internet, get some <insert whatever it is you settle on. GHB will probably do the trick> and have at it. Might want to stick one of those pulse oximeters on her finger while you do anal.

Creepy.

/woman's point of view
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: thekimber on June 02, 2013, 05:17 am
just bulk benzos in powder form will get anyone in trouble
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: RobLoblaw on June 02, 2013, 05:44 am
If you are legit, put the ambulance on speed dial, do some research on the internet, get some <insert whatever it is you settle on. GHB will probably do the trick> and have at it. Might want to stick one of those pulse oximeters on her finger while you do anal.

lmfao so romantic  :-*
Title: Re: Help me win an awesome bet with my wife and get laid
Post by: QuarterBaked on June 02, 2013, 10:00 am
to be honest mate you sound like a rapist - read your post back

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