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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 06:17 pm

Title: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 06:17 pm
Ok so now Jeremy Kyle is in the U.S has anyone from across the pond seen his show? Would anyone like to speculate who would win in a fight out of the following -

Jeremy Kyle VS. Jerry Springer

Jeremy Kyle VS. Mori (however the fuck ya spell it)

Jeremy Kyle VS. Montell Williams

Or a Royal Rumble between the 4 of them.....

Sorry U.S....but your guys look like pussies compared to Jezza I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Meister on June 25, 2012, 06:29 pm
Jerry Springer doesn't fight, he turns away in disgust and lets his security handle it. Mauri (is that how you spell it?) would just confuse the fuck out of him as he brought out 3 screaming crazy ghetto chicks all claiming Jeremy Kyle is the father of their babies, paternity tests to follow.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 06:31 pm
Jerry Springer doesn't fight, he turns away in disgust and lets his security handle it. Mauri (is that how you spell it?) would just confuse the fuck out of him as he brought out 3 screaming crazy ghetto chicks all claiming Jeremy Kyle is the father of their babies, paternity tests to follow.

LOL this is what I hoped for.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Crooked on June 25, 2012, 06:47 pm
We got Steve Wilkos too motherfucker, he'll squash Jkyle in 2 seconds bruv
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Sixteenpointfive on June 25, 2012, 06:48 pm
Let's hope American society degenerates ain't as friendly as our British ones and beat this smug cunts head in.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 06:50 pm
We got Steve Wilkos too motherfucker, he'll squash Jkyle in 2 seconds bruv

Ah shit I forgot about Steve, he is pretty fucking bad ass.

And yeah I'd love to see Kyle get knocked out in the States, would be fucking LOLs.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Kappacino on June 25, 2012, 06:52 pm
Who's with me in petitioning the world health organisation to rename HIV/AIDS as "Jeremy Kyle"?
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 06:54 pm
Who's with me in petitioning the world health organisation to rename HIV/AIDS as "Jeremy Kyle"?

Yeah I'm down.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: sdesu on June 25, 2012, 07:34 pm
I've never heard of Jeremy Kyle. I had to look him up on youtube, kind of funny. He's like a blunt Maury.
I might watch a few episodes.

sdesu
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Whothefuckisthis on June 25, 2012, 07:45 pm
why wasn't Geraldo Rivera on that list?
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Meister on June 25, 2012, 07:58 pm
why wasn't Geraldo Rivera on that list?

Didn't he die in Iraq? He looked like he was in the shit from the video of his hotel room. Any time I see him on the news I can't even listen to his story, I just stare at his mustache and how perfect that stache is for an Old Spice commercial.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: sdesu on June 25, 2012, 10:26 pm
why wasn't Geraldo Rivera on that list?

Didn't he die in Iraq? He looked like he was in the shit from the video of his hotel room. Any time I see him on the news I can't even listen to his story, I just stare at his mustache and how perfect that stache is for an Old Spice commercial.

He's still alive. He was recently involved in the Trayvon Martin case back in March. Even though I don't like him at all, his stache is pretty cool.

sdesu
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Enemy of the State on June 26, 2012, 07:14 pm
why wasn't Geraldo Rivera on that list?

Isn't he busy looking for his fucking brain? He needs to be buried in Al Capone's vault and preserved for future generations.
Title: Re: Jeremy Kyle in the U.S.A, any of our Americano cousins seen this shit?
Post by: Locker on June 26, 2012, 08:29 pm
Only time I've heard any of the Americans was Jerry Springer in Eminem's 'Role Model' ;D