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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: bodizzle on July 01, 2013, 07:55 pm
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Just kind of a general question. Have always kind of wondered the best way to go about doing this, wouldnt be realistic to ask any of my friends (all just drinkers)..
Suggestions ? (besides making my way to the nearest ghetto, which would all be terribly cut anyways)
(sorry if this is just a completely retarded question, but just wondered if any veterans might have strategies)
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If you don't have any connections at all then I would say your only chance is to go to the ghetto or a nightclub. And here are the odds which I just made up but I think they're pretty accurate:
Chance of scoring good cocaine: 0%
Chance of getting really shit cocaine: 25%
Chance of getting something in a bag that isn't cocaine at all: 50%
Chance of getting your money stolen whilst you stand there like an idiot: 20%
Chance of getting your money stolen after getting a punch in the face: 5%
You will note I got the maths correct. If anyone else has any other likely outcomes I will gladly adjust the figures accordingly!
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Enter the mafia or go to live in peruvian's jungle
Every problem has à solution
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Buy next day delivery from SR.
Wait 24 hours.
Save money/face.
Seriously, trying to buy drugs cold, with no connections is usually a Very Bad Thing.
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sounds like to me you never been to the "ghetto".. so here is a lil advise(i grew up and currently still living here), being that you have never shown face in the "ghetto", dont go!!! you will be spotted right away cuz youll stand out like a sore thumb and the chances of you being robed is highly probable.. or you will get bunk shit!! best way is to order overnight! there are some great venders that will overnight shit to you.. a lil spendy but worth it cuz the quality will be 100x better.. NOD is a great vender for fast shipping and quality blow..
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If you are too scared to go to the ghetto (don't blame you) and it's a Sunday night so the clubs are shut, you do have one more option......Yep that's right order a prostitute. I guarantee if you ring a prostitute (cheap one) and say you are looking for a night of fun and you also want some cocaine she will know who to get him from and be ecstatic to do it. Get her to bring two grams you keep one, hooker keeps one, you don't have to bang her sagging gash and she won't care as she has a gram=everyone's a winner.
I would like to point out this is for emergencies only and before you slate me try it (even if it is just the phone call to see if I'm telling the truth).
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If you are too scared to go to the ghetto (don't blame you) and it's a Sunday night so the clubs are shut, you do have one more option......Yep that's right order a prostitute. I guarantee if you ring a prostitute (cheap one) and say you are looking for a night of fun and you also want some cocaine she will know who to get him from and be ecstatic to do it. Get her to bring two grams you keep one, hooker keeps one, you don't have to bang her sagging gash and she won't care as she has a gram=everyone's a winner.
I would like to point out this is for emergencies only and before you slate me try it (even if it is just the phone call to see if I'm telling the truth).
awsome and BRILLIANT!!
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Sure......order earlier......it's simple really. :)
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If you are too scared to go to the ghetto (don't blame you) and it's a Sunday night so the clubs are shut, you do have one more option......Yep that's right order a prostitute. I guarantee if you ring a prostitute (cheap one) and say you are looking for a night of fun and you also want some cocaine she will know who to get him from and be ecstatic to do it. Get her to bring two grams you keep one, hooker keeps one, you don't have to bang her sagging gash and she won't care as she has a gram=everyone's a winner.
I would like to point out this is for emergencies only and before you slate me try it (even if it is just the phone call to see if I'm telling the truth).
Oh yeah, this man has style. I like it.
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hi