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Title: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on August 21, 2012, 03:12 pm
Just starting this review thread so those that have purchased from me can leave feedback on my service.

$5 off your next purchase if you post in this thread and the cannabis review thread

$5 off your purchase if you take HQ photos of my buds and post to a .onion site*
*only gonna give one $5 off per strain to the first poster with a quality photo
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Barbijuana on August 21, 2012, 05:22 pm
Changing feedback to protect future prospective buyers. #stonerswatchingout

Sucks it had to end this way, man. I got one of your Banner samples 3 months ago and it made me so high I got scared. It was great.

New buyers beware; this guy is trouble.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ak94w on August 24, 2012, 10:20 pm
My own Copypasta from the cannabis reveiw thread. 8)
Vendor: The Farmacy
Strain- Bruce Banner
Shipping-Shipped tuesday received thursday. Very professional packaging.
Quality- 5/5 The. Best. Bud. I've ever come across on the road, left my hands sticky from breaking up, hence the nickname "sticky icky". It got me and my buddies sooo fucking blazed, but unlike other highs this one was the most energetic high I've ever come across. This must have been because this is one of the better and purer sativa strains which are very hard to come across now-a-days.
Overall: The Farmacy does a professional job at sending his products, and has superior buds than others I have received, and I only smoke the best! I hope to see some other strains that The Farmacy will carry.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: i only want dank on August 25, 2012, 03:21 am
I can agree with ya!! Very nice buds!! Packaging is just the best with the rest!! Med grade SHIT!!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: mycosid on August 25, 2012, 05:52 pm
SHIPPING/  5/5- double vac sealed, couldn't smell anything til I cut that shit open then this weed is stinky as fuck!
Received in three days to midwest!
QUALITY/  5/5  Holy Fuck bruce banner was strong, got me completely ripped and smells awesome, strong diesel smell! Gram was 1 chunky bud! Strawberry Cough was lime green, frosty, with super dense nugs. Both really good sativa high!
VENDOR/ 5/5 Very prompt and communicative, will definitely  buy from again!  :) :
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on August 25, 2012, 10:11 pm
Nice startup Farmacy!

2-3 days at my door.

Bruce Banner is now another favorite, not sure might beat Blue Dream (sorry Christy).
Maybe after I smoked a QP or so that will change  ;D

The buzz, was wow, I like this, and you know that ain't easy for me  8)

Packing was top notch.

Now onto Strawberry Cough.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: TheGrandWizard on August 25, 2012, 11:39 pm
Vendor: The Farmacy
Product: 1g Strawberry Cough, 1g Bruce Banner
Price: $20 shipping included (samples)
Time to Arrive: 4-5 days

Shipping 4.5/5 Stars -- see below
Price 5/5 Stars -- samples suggest current listings are very fairly priced
Product 5/5 Stars -- see below

When I opened my mail I found two lovely little nuggets. Alas, there were no markings to distinguish between the two.  I assumed that the long, thin bud was Bruce Banner (which the listing described as a sativa) and the larger, denser bud was the Strawberry Cough (which was called an indica, although strain listings claim it is a sativa-dominant hybrid).   If I'm wrong I hope Farmacy will correct me and I will adjust the listings accordingly.

STRAWBERRY COUGH:
Strong dank smell: when I smelled it I didn't think "strawberry" but "damn fine smelling bud."  A mild, fruity taste and a smooth and easy smoke.  (I was expecting it to be considerably more harsh given the name).  The high starts with a nice body buzz but, in a nod to the sativa heritage, creeps up on you. Before you know it you feel like you've been wrapped in cotton wool and dipped in a warm vat of mellow. But while it's soothing it's not stupefying. Very, very nice.

BRUCE BANNER:
A pleasant but unremarkable herbal smell: a distinctive taste with hints of cumin and grass and an earthy undertone. It's also easy on the draw, with little expansion in the lungs. But when you exhale it hits you like a gamma bomb.  This is a very euphoric and stimulating high: I wouldn't smoke this before going to bed, but it definitely helps make household chores a lot more entertaining!  The only complaint I have here is that Bruce packs a big whallop but doesn't stick around very long: the high is shorter than I might like. But given as how one hit will do you, it's easy enough to load up another.   And speaking of that... :)

Overall a fantastic transaction. I wish there were some clearer way of determining which bud was which, especially since they have such very different effects. But that's just a minor thing: the weed is absolutely top notch and has the Grand Wizard's highest recommendation.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: treeline on August 26, 2012, 08:41 pm
my first ever SR purchase & looking forward to leaving some reviews! :)
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: reuben on August 27, 2012, 01:12 am
I had some left over coins and decided to give The Farmacy a shot and was rewarded with a very positive experience. Ordered over the weekend and the order status was updated quickly and package showed up thursday on the east coast. Packaging looked very professional and consistent with other experiences on the road. If you have the choice of getting a non transparent layer that would be ideal I think, but ultimately a non issue.

I ordered the 1g samples of both bruce banner and strawberry cough and they both weighed up generously for just $5 samples. Both were nice and fresh and smelled great. Excellent sativa and excellent indica, I won't go too much into this as the reviews in this thread cover them pretty well.

So overall a very positive experience and an amazing seller with very high quality bud. I look forward to doing more business with in the future. I'll upload some personal shots when I get the chance.

Strawberry Cough
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=a3f87b3ed33c54e38102c9b0d651c1be.jpg
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=ac0697f3f0c4f3662990e771d715f710.jpg
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=c0402e53880e9d7ac8656a052c7cc866.jpg

Bruce Banner
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=2ab3b75cac2493301d08273896fa38bb.jpg
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=52d72366db8c1a5892bc79fbe4e41a85.jpg
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=5c8d0fb70c99204d96e879288667093f.jpg
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on August 27, 2012, 02:01 am
Reserved for later review.

How are the buds in your neck of the woods Barb?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: doobiebros on August 27, 2012, 03:11 am
This is a copy/paste of his 1/4oz bruce banner listing.  http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/db2dd1d958

****SOLD OUT****
This listing is to pre-order a 1/4 ounce of strawberry cough. You 1/4 will be shipped 7 days after this listing has been purchased and you will need to finalize early after two days.

He is now asking for finalizing early after sending out a few samples. People be careful.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ENTerTheDragon on August 27, 2012, 05:37 am
Seems like good stuff, but wondering why the gram and 1/8 listings went away.  :(

Also should be reviewing here shortly.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Freeman on August 27, 2012, 06:50 am
Man, that's lame about making a posting for a pre-order and asking for FE.  I was really ready to order because I saw the 1/4 listing was still up.  I'm fucking bummed about placing my previous order with HaroldVSKumar now and not getting some of the Bruce Banner.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: redcube on August 27, 2012, 02:48 pm
Man, that's lame about making a posting for a pre-order and asking for FE.  I was really ready to order because I saw the 1/4 listing was still up.  I'm fucking bummed about placing my previous order with HaroldVSKumar now and not getting some of the Bruce Banner.

Ordered a 1/4 oz of the Bruce Banner (original listing) this weekend and it is already marked as shipped.  Very excited to give this smoke a try.  Don't want to sound ungrateful, but I was also bummed to see the new listings now require FE.  I steer clear of FE in general, but from a new seller is worrisome.  Was thinking about placing an order for another strain, but I will hold off for now. 
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on August 27, 2012, 03:27 pm
It is more a preorder than FE, since it is taking time to get more money to restock the product since it is not a cheap product to vend, also its hard to keep listings up w/o selling out.

If you don't want to FE order one of the products which are in stock or wait until I have the product in stock.

The blue dream and new OG Kush 1/4ths are in stock and don't require FE
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: TheGrandWizard on August 27, 2012, 03:47 pm
It is more a preorder than FE, since it is taking time to get more money to restock the product since it is not a cheap product to vend, also its hard to keep listings up w/o selling out.

If you don't want to FE order one of the products which are in stock or wait until I have the product in stock.

The blue dream and new OG Kush 1/4ths are in stock and don't require FE

My advice as a vendor would be to stay away from pre-orders.  You're better off closing up shop for a bit until you get the BTC to purchase an item.  Pre-orders are a disaster waiting to happen.  Suppose you sell a couple ounces, then some complication arises when you go to pick up the product? At best it's going to be a clusterfuck and at worst it will do permanent and serious damage to your reputation.   Given how competitive the cannabis market is on SR, there's no sense in taking that risk.

Your product is fabulous: you'll have no problem getting rid of that strawberry cough whenever it arrives.  No sense in taking chances when you've already established yourself as a top-notch cannabis seller.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on August 27, 2012, 05:19 pm
It is more a preorder than FE, since it is taking time to get more money to restock the product since it is not a cheap product to vend, also its hard to keep listings up w/o selling out.

If you don't want to FE order one of the products which are in stock or wait until I have the product in stock.

The blue dream and new OG Kush 1/4ths are in stock and don't require FE

My advice as a vendor would be to stay away from pre-orders.  You're better off closing up shop for a bit until you get the BTC to purchase an item.  Pre-orders are a disaster waiting to happen.  Suppose you sell a couple ounces, then some complication arises when you go to pick up the product? At best it's going to be a clusterfuck and at worst it will do permanent and serious damage to your reputation.   Given how competitive the cannabis market is on SR, there's no sense in taking that risk.

Your product is fabulous: you'll have no problem getting rid of that strawberry cough whenever it arrives.  No sense in taking chances when you've already established yourself as a top-notch cannabis seller.

+1 TheGrandWizard

Too many scams start this way. Same excuse, need money.
All of it's true, but hurt your rep?
Slowly build the biz up with reliable customers.

To the customers, it's not worth FEing with a new vendor, no matter.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: JacobBang on August 27, 2012, 05:49 pm
Strain - Bruce Banner 1/4 oz

Shipping - Very fast. Ordered Thursday out Friday arrived Monday.  I ordered from Pot2Peer at the same time and got that 7 business days later.  Stealthy and professional.  So stealthy I almost missed it and posted a complaint! LOL!! NOOB!! 5/5 on the shipping. I wish more vendors put more care into their packages

Quality -  GADZOOKS!!!  After I realized I was NOT ripped off I opened it to smell.  My nostrils were brutally raped by the smell.  Very pungent reminds me of Sour D a bit with strong herbal smell.  Crystalline and DENSE nugs.  I means rock hard.  Lime green and WELL-MANICURED!!  I haven't had a chance to smoke it yet as stoner vampires circle above so I have to stash this.  This is primo stuff.

Overall I couldn't be happier the transaction couldn't be smoother and the strain is my top 5 on the Silk Road.  For a new vendor these guys came swinging for the fences....
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on August 27, 2012, 07:15 pm
  So stealthy I almost missed it and posted a complaint! LOL!! NOOB!! 5/5 on the shipping. I wish more vendors put more care into their packages

Yup recently started uping the quality of the packaging.

+1 TheGrandWizard

Too many scams start this way. Same excuse, need money.
All of it's true, but hurt your rep?
Slowly build the biz up with reliable customers.

To the customers, it's not worth FEing with a new vendor, no matter.
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I took those FE listings down, and put up a new strain "OG Kush" I think I will be 1/4 ounce orders only or maybe 1 oz only soon
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on August 27, 2012, 07:48 pm
The Farmacy, nothing personal, just too many scams started like this.
Most cannabis vendors are cool.
You have a great product, and service.
Thanks for your understanding.
Roll on  8)

Sativa lovers just got to try Bruce Banner, even just a 1/4
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: redcube on August 27, 2012, 09:20 pm
The Farmacy, nothing personal, just too many scams started like this.
Most cannabis vendors are cool.
You have a great product, and service.
Thanks for your understanding.
Roll on  8)

Sativa lovers just got to try Bruce Banner, even just a 1/4

Stop talking up the Banner so much, Wiz!  I don't know that I will be able to keep my anticipation under control.  Killed the last of my Jack Herer last night and need me some more sativa ASAP!!   The pic in the listing has my mouth watering, but to hear the gushing reviews has me worried my quarter won't even survive the weekend!   ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Freeman on August 28, 2012, 02:49 am
I took those FE listings down, and put up a new strain "OG Kush" I think I will be 1/4 ounce orders only or maybe 1 oz only soon

 :D Bring it on! 

Any speculation on when the Bruce Banner will be back in stock?  End of the week?  I'll get my BTC ready to go.  I've got bombass Jack Herer and Himalayan Gold on the way, but I'm stoked about the Banner.  Especially since Uniwiz was blown away.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on August 28, 2012, 03:23 am
The Farmacy, nothing personal, just too many scams started like this.
Most cannabis vendors are cool.
You have a great product, and service.
Thanks for your understanding.
Roll on  8)

Sativa lovers just got to try Bruce Banner, even just a 1/4

Sorry, I know what you mean.
I even ruin it for myself  :'(


Stop talking up the Banner so much, Wiz!  I don't know that I will be able to keep my anticipation under control.  Killed the last of my Jack Herer last night and need me some more sativa ASAP!!   The pic in the listing has my mouth watering, but to hear the gushing reviews has me worried my quarter won't even survive the weekend!   ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on August 28, 2012, 03:30 pm
I took those FE listings down, and put up a new strain "OG Kush" I think I will be 1/4 ounce orders only or maybe 1 oz only soon

 :D Bring it on! 

Any speculation on when the Bruce Banner will be back in stock?  End of the week?  I'll get my BTC ready to go.  I've got bombass Jack Herer and Himalayan Gold on the way, but I'm stoked about the Banner.  Especially since Uniwiz was blown away.

By the end of the week or monday next week hopefully. Its all a matter of turning btc back into usd
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: JacobBang on August 28, 2012, 06:03 pm
I took those FE listings down, and put up a new strain "OG Kush" I think I will be 1/4 ounce orders only or maybe 1 oz only soon

 :D Bring it on! 

Any speculation on when the Bruce Banner will be back in stock?  End of the week?  I'll get my BTC ready to go.  I've got bombass Jack Herer and Himalayan Gold on the way, but I'm stoked about the Banner.  Especially since Uniwiz was blown away.

By the end of the week or monday next week hopefully. Its all a matter of turning btc back into usd


How about the Strawberry Cough?  I missed out on that one and the pics look INSANE!!  Would be nice to see the Strawberry Cough with the Bruce Banner.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: TheGrandWizard on August 28, 2012, 06:34 pm
How about the Strawberry Cough?  I missed out on that one and the pics look INSANE!!  Would be nice to see the Strawberry Cough with the Bruce Banner.

I was fortunate enough to acquire the Strawberry Cough/Bruce Banner sample pack, and I can indeed assure you that it is a fine, fine smoke.  I might actually prefer it to the Bruce Banner, to be honest.  It has a very nice balanced high that is like a great Indica high minus the fuzzy-headedness and sedation, and I think it has better legs.  The Banner clocked me hard and sent me into orbit, but I was down before I wanted to be: a minor complaint given how one hit would send me right back up, but still...
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Freeman on August 28, 2012, 07:38 pm
It has a very nice balanced high that is like a great Indica high minus the fuzzy-headedness and sedation, and I think it has better legs.

Isn't that just the description of a sativa high? :D

By "better legs" you mean longer?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on August 28, 2012, 07:47 pm
How about the Strawberry Cough?  I missed out on that one and the pics look INSANE!!  Would be nice to see the Strawberry Cough with the Bruce Banner.

The strwberry cough will also be relisted once I have enough $ to purchase stock
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: TheGrandWizard on August 28, 2012, 09:31 pm
It has a very nice balanced high that is like a great Indica high minus the fuzzy-headedness and sedation, and I think it has better legs.

Isn't that just the description of a sativa high? :D

By "better legs" you mean longer?

A sativa high is more up in your head: the buzz doesn't go below the neck.  With indicas I find the body feels nice but there's also a certain foggy-headedness that you don't get with sativas.  I found Farmacy's Strawberry Cough had the best of both worlds  going on.  It gave you the pleasant relaxation of an Indica without that stupefying effect - relaxation of the muscles without sedation between the ears. 

I found the Bruce Banner to be a potent but short-acting sativa whereas the Strawberry Cough kept me medicated for a good while longer. 
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: redcube on August 28, 2012, 09:44 pm
It has a very nice balanced high that is like a great Indica high minus the fuzzy-headedness and sedation, and I think it has better legs.

Isn't that just the description of a sativa high? :D

By "better legs" you mean longer?

A sativa high is more up in your head: the buzz doesn't go below the neck.  With indicas I find the body feels nice but there's also a certain foggy-headedness that you don't get with sativas.  I found Farmacy's Strawberry Cough had the best of both worlds  going on.  It gave you the pleasant relaxation of an Indica without that stupefying effect - relaxation of the muscles without sedation between the ears.

Good explanation.  Sounds like a strain I should try.  Trying to find something indica-ish that will totally relax me at night but without delivering the knockout punch.  Maybe the Strawberry Cough is my girl. I don't like that foggy-headed feeling either.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on August 30, 2012, 03:53 am
Was thinking about buying some Og Kush, but now that everyone is saying Bruce Banner and Strawberry Cough are the shit, I might just wait till that stuff is back in stock.

OG is just as good if not better... I have access to some truly phenomenal medicine and am not slanging cheap dispensary reject bud like all the other bud vendors. All my strains are top notch.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ENTerTheDragon on August 30, 2012, 10:33 pm
Bruce Banner:  Awesome like everyone else says.

No worries from this vendor, package came RIGHT away (3 days to midwest).  I vaped it and it was smooth.  Tasted great, and the high is a nice uplifting happy high.  Made me a little tired, and super hungry.

I'll be hitting him up in the future for the $5 off!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Carnage on August 31, 2012, 02:08 am
I usually do not care to post in the forums, but Farmacy's choke was so beautiful, so competitively priced, so well packaged, and ridiculously quick, that I had to come here to let you all know.  BUY WITH CONFIDENCE.

Farmacy is one of the good ones.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: redcube on September 01, 2012, 03:07 am
PRODUCT: Bruce Banner (1/4 oz)

Here are two HQ pics of just a random bud I grabbed from the top of the jar.

http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=0116d20e9106ed0a25483358d60e2688.jpg

http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=211f5259334b5846a1c46b8fd8eabe5c.jpg


SHIPPING:  Packaging was excellent, I feel very comfortable ordering again.  Took 5 days to receive, a little longer than I would hope, but not the sellers fault.

COMMUNICATION:  Responded quickly to questions about shipping.

QUALITY:  Top notch AAA marijuana.  Packs a whopping sativa head high thats hits you right away but eases off after about a half hour.  Buzz lasted about 2.5 hours for me, so I was quite satisfied.  I smoked at night and while it did not make me drowsy, I was pretty mellow.  Seems good as a day or night smoke.  Will definitely be sampling other products from the Farmacy.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 03, 2012, 05:26 am
Both Bruce Banner and Strawberry Cough are now both in stock.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: bombheadie on September 04, 2012, 04:19 am
Both Bruce Banner and Strawberry Cough are now both in stock.

Are you selling OZ's at all?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 04, 2012, 02:12 pm
Would there be a chance of the strawberry cough being listed in 1 gm packages in the near future?

The pics look very, very nice.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 05, 2012, 12:42 am
Both Bruce Banner and Strawberry Cough are now both in stock.

Are you selling OZ's at all?

Yes when you buy 3 of my 1/4 listings I send a OZ.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Monstermjp on September 05, 2012, 04:32 pm
I promised a review for thefarmacy as his shit is so DANK I just had to give him props.
The first thing I encountered is compression free shipping for the quad of OG that I got. Once through the protective seals I got the most sudden blast of pungent DANK OG kush fuel smell. This bud compares to the Jedi OG that I got from another vendor a month or so ago (and paid much more for it). Nice dark green nugs that are coated in crystals. I had communicated with this seller before hand and asked about his product before ordering. All my questions were answered truthfully and honestly and described his product to perfection. Not some overblown description but an honest account. I have already placed another order for more OG and also some of that Dank looking Strawberry Cough.

I am an established customer on the road with quite a bit of money spent. I will be seeing more of thefarmacy's goods and so should you!

Thanks for the fat sacks well, see you next order :)
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Enso on September 07, 2012, 04:49 am
Thought I'd throw up a shout out for Farmacy as well, I watched him go from no fans to well over one hundred in a matter of days while waiting for my order. After receiving it today I can say that I will continue to do business with TheFarmacy undoubtedly. The packaging was clever, and discreet. The shipping time was also on point as specified. After breaking that seal though, we were punched with the stank. Some really loud buds with this guy, a bit on the dry side, but no complaints here I moistened it back up pretty fast. Moments after we opened it up, we were blasting off. The mixture of the Bruce and OG were most definitely on point.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: alesis on September 07, 2012, 09:47 pm
I just purchased the og kush and I am extremely  happy. I am looking forward to the next round. The shipping was nice and fast and well packaged.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 09, 2012, 08:05 pm
Currently on my shelfs,
-OG Kush
-Blue Dream
-Bruce Banner
-Strawberry Cough
-L.A. Confidential
-Indica/Sativa/CBD Cheeba Chews
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 10, 2012, 03:19 am
Yummy, Cheeba Chews  :-*
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: treeline on September 10, 2012, 07:15 am
Ordered some Blue Dream and some Strawberry Cough on a weekend and received a consolidated package the following Friday. 

Packaging was 5/5 - discreet, a few extra goodies, and the two strains were clearly labeled. 

Products were 5/5 - Overall, both smelled amazing once unpacked, and looked just as good.  No problems with compression or seeds or anything negative like that (which I've received from SilkRoad vendors before!).  The Blue Dream kept me content on the couch in front of the tv remarking to myself that my legs felt tingly and my socks felt funny.  Couldn't hold a train of thought but didn't care!  It definitely helped me sleep better than I usually do.  Strawberry Cough was probably my favorite of the two - it didn't knock me quite as hard on my ass, as I was able to do some cleaning around the house and play some Playstation without letting my co-op teammate down.  :D

Love that Strawberry Cough.  I felt, perhaps for only the second time in my life as far as weed is concerned, what I would call a "high" - anxiety was gone, I felt healthy, cheerful, inspired. 

Now I'm just bummed that I'm almost out of it!  hehe.

Anyway - thanks, Farmacy!  Hope to be a repeat customer of yours!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: TheGrandWizard on September 10, 2012, 10:40 pm
Vendor: The Farmacy
Product: 1/8 oz. Strawberry Cough
Cost: app. $65 w/shipping
Shipping: 5 days to East Coast

My first order with The Farmacy was sent priority: this one went out first class, and took a bit longer to arrive at my THC-deprived door.  But as I opened the envelope and then the three vacuum seals, I was well rewarded for my wait. The unmistakable odor of dank sticky, orange-haired buds pervaded my nostrils and perfumed my room with a delicious scent. Sure, I could talk about hints of pine, raspberry and jasmine -- but the main aroma coming off those tight little nuggets was straight-up cannabis to set a stoner's mouth to watering.

Whipping out my dugout, I loaded up a bat and inhaled deeply.  If the smell was strong and simple, the taste was remarkably complex.  It was as nuanced as a fine red wine, with fruity, citrus and herbal notes balanced against a sharp woody background.  As I breathed in I felt the high at the back of neck: when I exhaled it expanded through my cranium and down into my body.  Strawberry Cough is a sativa-dominant hybrid, but it has a pronounced Indica body buzz along with a sativa mood uplift.  This may be my new favorite strain and it's certainly some of the finest weed I've seen on SR.  This is premium weed which should satisfy the pickiest smoker.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Freeman on September 12, 2012, 07:55 pm
Anyone going to Asheville, NC for Equinox?

http://touchsamadhi.com/equinox2012
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 14, 2012, 09:40 pm
Yummy, Cheeba Chews  :-*

First edible review?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: GilbertoFan on September 14, 2012, 09:49 pm
Strain: Bruce Banner
Shipping: 4 business days (east coast)
Quality: Plush, radiant, enchanting

Farmacy represents the epitome of SR service: professionalism, diligence, and quality.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 14, 2012, 10:24 pm
I received the Sativa Cheeba Quad Chews.

All I can say is packing was good.
Product arrived in a timely fashion, but still longer than other top vendors.
I believe this was my 2nd order from him, so he is a good vendor as far as I'm concerned.

I had these before.
They taste close to tootsie rolls, with a hash oil after taste.
Start with half, wait an hour, than start eating small pieces rest of day ;)
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: c0py on September 15, 2012, 07:30 pm
SELLER:  The Farmacy

PRODUCT: Bruce Banner (1g)

SHIPPING:  Shipping took 4 days which is usual to my area.  Packaging was good and stealthy.  Very satisfied. 5/5

COMMUNICATION:  Didn't have any contact with the vendor before ordering but after the order arrived he went out of his way to remind me that he offers $5 off your next order if you leave reviews. 5/5

QUALITY:  Like alot of people I seen the awesome reviews for the Bruce Banner and decided I had to try it.  I'm glad I did because its well worth it!  Definitely top grade and looks AMAZING!  Covered in trichs and tastes as good as it smells!

Definitely will be using this vendor again and recommend their product!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 17, 2012, 08:12 pm
Menu Update-

Cannabis-
"OG Kush"
"Bruce Banner"
"L.A. Confidential"
Edibles-
-Cheeba Chews 70mg THC Indica/Sativa
-Kush Caps 100mg THC Pills Indica/Sativa
-Green Hornet 275mg tricombe extract 70mg THC hybrid (First Place Cannabis Cup Winnner)
-Blue Kudu 225mg THC rolls
-THC Lollypops 50mg THC per lollypop
Concentrates-
OG Kush Solventless Wax %80 THC
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: MittDogOnRoofRomney on September 18, 2012, 12:52 am
Received one gram of Bruce Banner and I am very pleased. This is the cleanest most uplifting weed I've gotten so far on SR. I think TheFarmacy's description and picture were very accurate. I plan on now buying a 1/4 oz if it's still in stock, and I do hope it is.

I also ordered a Cheeba Chew sativa. This is my first time ever trying any kind of edible with THC extract. I only tried a small piece (half a dose), and it is a very interesting sensation. I feel the wave coming over me stronger than when smoking. But I will save further comments about the Cheeba Chew after I've had more.

This shipping was superb. It was either double or triple sealed, which some say is overkill, but it gives me peace of mind. And it arrived fast, with a clean professional label and packaging.

I'll post more details later.

- Edited for grammar -
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Slartibartfast on September 20, 2012, 10:01 pm
First order with thefarmacy has just yielded a 1/4 oz of LA Confidential. Wow! LAC has been a rarity here lately, and this batch is superb! LAC cradles the body and frees the mind, no bud I've had smells, tastes, or smokes as sweet.
Fastest shipping ever, best packaging, and some incredibly fine bud - thefarmacy is a class act, and I'll be back!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ilikebread on September 21, 2012, 12:51 am
I was just about ready to take the plunge on some Bruce Banner, but all your recent feedback is a heartbreaking "FE" "FE Will update" "FE" - do you require FE for everything now, because I don't FE, it makes me a sad panda.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 21, 2012, 12:36 pm
TF,

You make it hard for me, NOT to buy from you.
I called out the Bruce Banner first, but I got to smoke it first.
I see you liked my review ;D
This sample edible pack is a great idea.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/d38fd0b285

I have no idea why I see neg reps on your account cause I haven't read any complaints.
You must have an opinion, which is ok with me. Guys always plus +1 your favorite vendors.

The FE's I'm assuming are newbies? Cause if you require FE for under an OZ, I have to remove you from my list.
I see no such requirement, but see all the FE's.
I have been using you as an example of a correct start-up. I was very impressed.
Of course I am sure things got out of control and grew too big fast;)
Until I see, or hear about something negative you are still aces with me.

Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 21, 2012, 02:47 pm
Hi the FE are from an item or two of mine that has reached the top page for domestic cannabis, I couldn't take myself to delist while on the front page, so Its only a temporary fe requirement for some specific listings.
Most of my products still do not require fe at all.
The only 4 out of 5 is some dumbfuck leaving a 4/5 for his fe, otherwise im still keeping it 100.

Cant wait to here about how you love the co2 wax.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 21, 2012, 03:48 pm
Thanks,

I know I FE'ed because I thought I would be offline for a while.
I understand money is tight for new vendors. I wish people would just respect each other.
Can't keep me away from this place.

1 more week before hash oil party. ;D
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on September 21, 2012, 03:57 pm
I'd love to order from American vendors like the Farmacy; its just that most dont do UK/EU orders. the UK scene is very expensive.3 btc Per GRAM?! i do buy internationally, Puffdaddy is a legendary vendor, but the demand outstrips supply & variation is the spice of life yano!!

start doing international orders on selected countries peoples, im sure you will be suprised!!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Malignancy on September 21, 2012, 04:29 pm
Woah!  What happened with your prices?  I ordered a couple grams the other day for $19.99 each and now I see they're $25.  A quarter went up from $119 to $144!  What's going on here? 
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 21, 2012, 09:00 pm
Woah!  What happened with your prices?  I ordered a couple grams the other day for $19.99 each and now I see they're $25.  A quarter went up from $119 to $144!  What's going on here?

I raise price to curb purchases.
I do this because of issues with supply and demand. Prices go up when I get loads of orders, down when they've finished.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 21, 2012, 09:05 pm
1 more week before hash oil party. ;D

Are you gonna declare a winner of the best hash oil?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 21, 2012, 09:56 pm
1 more week before hash oil party. ;D

Are you gonna declare a winner of the best hash oil?

LOL, Seriously I'm going to introduce a bunch of people to oil for the 1st time.
I doubt they will be good judges, who knows?
I see many benefits to vaping oil.
I will try to review each product, but it will have to include use a single oil each day.
The answer is a skeptical yes. I have people coaching me cause I know so little, but they are very picky.
I've been told my ratings are too high, but so am I, at the time.
I still don't understand purging, either.
A few close friends have beating problems from the junk they smoke. That is about to change.
I had a sit down, and reviewed their choices, that they had no idea about.
I gave some of your edibles, and my edibles away as samples.

The interesting thing will be BHO vs C02, can people tell the difference?.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Malignancy on September 22, 2012, 02:04 pm
Woah!  What happened with your prices?  I ordered a couple grams the other day for $19.99 each and now I see they're $25.  A quarter went up from $119 to $144!  What's going on here?

I raise price to curb purchases.
I do this because of issues with supply and demand. Prices go up when I get loads of orders, down when they've finished.

Thanks for the response.  This is how it's fucking done!  You ask a question and the vendor answers.  I'm hoping my grams come today.  Can't wait to try that BB!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: chews13 on September 22, 2012, 08:55 pm
L.A. Confidential

prolly one of the best looking strains ive ever seen .... had a smooth piney taste very acurate descrbition, fast shipping, excatly as sell describes. Will do bussiness wtih again soon
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: blowdrobro on September 22, 2012, 10:29 pm
L.A. Confidential

prolly one of the best looking strains ive ever seen .... had a smooth piney taste very acurate descrbition, fast shipping, excatly as sell describes. Will do bussiness wtih again soon
I thought  so too.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 23, 2012, 12:24 am
L.A. Confidential

prolly one of the best looking strains ive ever seen .... had a smooth piney taste very acurate descrbition, fast shipping, excatly as sell describes. Will do bussiness wtih again soon
I thought  so too.

Glad everyone likes it  :D
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ponchovilla7 on September 23, 2012, 04:56 am
its been 4 or 5 days since ordering an eighth of both bruce banner and la confidential... still no sign of it... im starting to get nervous... i hope it gets here monday  :-[
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 23, 2012, 05:07 am
its been 4 or 5 days since ordering an eighth of both bruce banner and la confidential... still no sign of it... im starting to get nervous... i hope it gets here monday  :-[

Patience, it was the same for me.
Depends how he sent it.
So far he is 100%
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ponchovilla7 on September 23, 2012, 05:41 pm
i havent lost faith yet... i just nervous cuz its 130$ on the line and his profile says 2-4 days shipping... but from his reviews he is very dependable and there hasnt been problems so far...so hopefully all goes well and i can be a long term customer
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ppass on September 23, 2012, 06:30 pm
Got a gram of the Bruce Banner and a gram of the strawberry cough. Oh my :D
The bruce banner is exquisite, expands in your lungs like hash with a delicious piney aftertaste that doesn't quit. The high itself is uplifitng and functional with a priority on longevity for making ones buds last (one hitter quitter) Easily my favourite of the two,
The strawberry cough is very pretty as well, nice lime green buds with orange splotches and a good cure job. :D
Nice couch locking weed, I personally like this for after work where the Bruce is a nice daytime smoke.

Good packaging and good ship time as well. I shall be returning.

-Cheers
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 24, 2012, 05:47 pm
Hi, I get about 5 inbox's a day for ounces, I simply currently cant handle that load but for those interested I have set up a lottery for an ounce of L.A. Confidential.

Link: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/e55100b575

All the usernames of each entry will be posted on the listing and once all 30 are sold I will use random.org to pick a winner.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Malignancy on September 24, 2012, 07:13 pm
Just got my grams of LAC and BB.  Holy shit dis gonna be good.  The packaging is some of the best I've came across on SR.  Ordered Wednesday evening and here Monday.  Can't wait for your prices to come back down so I can get some more. 
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: scoochiedoochie on September 25, 2012, 12:29 am
Ordered a gram of the OG Kush..the shit smelled as soon as i opened the envelope!  I didn't even get to open the vacc'd bags yet O_O  But it looks absolutely how OG SHOULD LOOK.  I am 100% impressed and the transaction went flawlessly.

Thanks again Farm  ;D
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: hornet49 on September 25, 2012, 02:51 am
Got a 1\8 oz of Bruce Banner.  I was definitely not disappointed.  Smell was outstanding.  Gives u a real "heady" high.  Great job shipping wise.  Will order again from the farmacy.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: wannabebolano on September 25, 2012, 03:14 am
I've been on SR for about a month now and have made several purchases. I used NCK for awhile and he really did do a good job with everything (he also helped me out through the noob stage of SR). I noticed he didn't have as much variety when I wanted to order more and started trying out other vendors and came upon The Farmacy. The FE kind of scared me but then the good reviews and five months with a 100 scored persuaded me to trust him. I got a forth of BB and it kicked me and my GF off our asses. It's pretty fantastic. You might feel a little bit hazy but the high is overall very pleasant for your body and you only experience a little bit of sleepiness. I feel very relaxed. Anyway, I really liked it and decided to give it another go and now I'm waiting on my second package from this vendor and trying out his OG Kush (never had it before and am pretty excited  ;D).

TLDR: It's the best Sativa I've ever smoked.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Asteeda on September 25, 2012, 04:05 am
I'll keep this short.

Packing- best I've seen, made me feel all safe and legit  8)
Shipping time- top notch and right where it needs to be. Mine had a wait over the weekend, but it was all good  :)
Product- BB and LAC; one hit wonders. The BB is the fastest, most uplifting thing I've had in a LONG while with a most excellent come down. The LAC... well, let's just say that I feel no pain and will sleep like a baby tonight.  :o

The Farmacy just got a future repeat customer. Well done.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Hooper Crosby on September 25, 2012, 05:49 am
Ordered 3g of the Bruce Banner, and 3g of LA Confidential for my first order ever on SR. I decided to go with The Farmacy because of his product, packaging, and shipping time reviews.  I liked the fact that he didn't require FE, and what I though was free shipping on multiple orders (lol noob mistake).  I got a message from him next day saying he required me to FE since I was new to SR.  I also messed up in the ordering process and didn't pay shipping, witch is my fault. I refused to FE, and he refunded my BTC within 24 hrs.  In the end, the experience ended up costing me $28, because of the %20 cancellation fee SR charges.  Not a big deal, but I wish he had posted somewhere on his profile or product page that he requires new buyers to FE. He said I should have expected to FE because I was new, but actually that's not true. I have 5 orders in transit with other vendors, and none of them have asked me to FE.

I hope he's not mad at me for posting an honest account of my experience, and refuses to do business with me in the future.  I just think other new buyers should know what to expect, so it doesn't cost them $$$ when they refuse to FE.  I hope to do business in the future with The Farmacy once I develop a history with some other vendors. I can't wait to get my hands on some of that Bruce Banner!  8)
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 25, 2012, 06:00 am
Ordered 3g of the Bruce Banner, and 3g of LA Confidential for my first order ever on SR. I decided to go with The Farmacy because of his product, packaging, and shipping time reviews.  I liked the fact that he didn't require FE, and what I though was free shipping on multiple orders (lol noob mistake).  I got a message from him next day saying he required me to FE since I was new to SR.  I also messed up in the ordering process and didn't pay shipping, witch is my fault. I refused to FE, and he refunded my BTC within 24 hrs.  In the end, the experience ended up costing me $28, because of the %20 cancellation fee SR charges.  Not a big deal, but I wish he had posted somewhere on his profile or product page that he requires new buyers to FE. He said I should have expected to FE because I was new, but actually that's not true. I have 5 orders in transit with other vendors, and none of them have asked me to FE.

I hope he's not mad at me for posting an honest account of my experience, and refuses to do business with me in the future.  I just think other new buyers should know what to expect, so it doesn't cost them $$$ when they refuse to FE.  I hope to do business in the future with The Farmacy once I develop a history with some other vendors. I can't wait to get my hands on some of that Bruce Banner!  8)

Yup bitching on the forums after you blatently tried to order products without paying for shipping.
You have to be retarded to think that "combined with another item" is the same as free shipping.
I get about 5 orders a day from n00bs who cant get it thru their skull that they cant use "combined with another item" as their shipping choice.

I will think about blocking new buyer or going into stealth I cant deal with buyers who do not know any of the road's various nuances. Of course a new buyer is going to get asked to FE, I did when I was a new buyer, why shouldnt you?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Hooper Crosby on September 25, 2012, 06:54 am

Yup bitching on the forums after you blatently tried to order products without paying for shipping.
You have to be retarded to think that "combined with another item" is the same as free shipping.
I get about 5 orders a day from n00bs who cant get it thru their skull that they cant use "combined with another item" as their shipping choice.

I will think about blocking new buyer or going into stealth I cant deal with buyers who do not know any of the road's various nuances. Of course a new buyer is going to get asked to FE, I did when I was a new buyer, why shouldnt you?

lol what a dick... I was being honest and respectful, and you're just calling me retarded and not being helpful at all.  You get 5 orders a day from "noobs" who made the same mistake as I did, so obviously i'm not retarded.  Everyone has to start somewhere, and learn from their mistakes.  Anyway, this is not about paying for shipping. I would have gladly payed for shipping. It's about you not stating anywhere that new buyers were required to FE witch ended up costing me $28 in fees.

I hope everyone sees how an honest respectful account of my first transaction with this seller turned into pompous noob bashing session by him, without actually addressing the issue.  I think I have a valid complaint that he did not disclose his FE requirement for new buyers, witch ended up costing me $$$.  I hope people take his attitude toward customers into consideration before doing business with him.  Even though your shit may be dank, you will not be getting any of my money in the future good sir. 
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Hooper Crosby on September 25, 2012, 07:05 am
FYI, it is not to be expected that new buyers automatically are required to FE when it's not disclosed on the seller's page.  Here is a list of sellers I purchased from who allowed me to place an order in escrow. I recomend sending your business to them if you want to avoid dealing with a disrespectful and unhelpful vendor such as this one.

LexiSadie
mrhumboldt
Angelina
farmer1
tweetb

Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 25, 2012, 09:13 am
Like I said before your order was cancel and costed you your dear $28 because you did not pay for a shipping service.
Not sure why your clogging up my feedback thread when your not a customer of mine.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Hooper Crosby on September 25, 2012, 11:21 am
Like I said before your order was cancel and costed you your dear $28 because you did not pay for a shipping service.
Not sure why your clogging up my feedback thread when your not a customer of mine.

Not accurate. Order was cancled because I refused to FE.  Link to screenshot:

http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=47eafeaa039d4f2637654c836bf9de4b.jpg

Sorry for "clogging" your thread, but all you're doing is trivializing my complaint, and not addressing the issue.  My original post wasn't meant to be a negative review.  All I was trying to do was to alert new members that they will have to FE with you, even though you don't disclose that in your profile.  The fact that you can't take the least amount of constructive criticism is a glaring red flag!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ZeddBaby on September 25, 2012, 05:32 pm
Just f/e for the last of the wax farmacy had, i think. First time purchasing cannabis on the site, but this mofo seems legit and pretty cool. Is there any  people that have received their wax yet ?

Hopper Crosby, just shut the fuck up. everything you had to say could have been put into 1-2 sentences. YOU ARE clogging this man's thread with whiny lil bullshit. Nobody cares, he does ask for f/e in certain cases and products. And guess what people still order and f/e..

Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on September 25, 2012, 05:48 pm
Just f/e for the last of the wax farmacy had, i think. First time purchasing cannabis on the site, but this mofo seems legit and pretty cool. Is there any  people that have received their wax yet ?

Hopper Crosby, just shut the fuck up. everything you had to say could have been put into 1-2 sentences. YOU ARE clogging this man's thread with whiny lil bullshit. Nobody cares, he does ask for f/e in certain cases and products. And guess what people still order and f/e..

Uni-Wiz and one other user have received their wax, waiting to here uni's opinion


Also I have blacklisted the area around where hopper crosby lives, all other vendors will be messaged his area shortly so they dont get fucked with 1/5 from fucks who try to weasel there way into free shipping. Blacklist Hopper Crosby he will leave you with 1/5 and spam your thread after trying to scam you!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 26, 2012, 01:56 am
I'm getting to it ;)

Anyhow I need to go through this thread, and +1 each review.

You need a trusted vendor? Here is one. Come, and get it. 8)

Uniwiz seal of approval. Perfect start-up

Farmacy, don't take shit from any buyer. You are proven. ;D

edit; I'm on the road. Left your oil at home cause I ran out of carts. Sorry, it will be a few days, damn.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: noniemause on September 27, 2012, 05:49 am
I ordered 1g of Bruce Banner from TheFarmacy. It was my first order on SR, and it went really well. I did have to FE because I'm a new buyer, but with all the great reviews, I wasn't worried.

Packaging: Top notch. Totally inconspicuous. 5/5
Shipping: Very quick! I ordered on Thursday and received the product on Monday. 5/5
Product: AWESOME. Beautiful light green, frosty, lots of hairs, very fragrant. And yes, it definitely got me high. 6/5
Communication: Great! 5/5

Everything was great. 5/5, can't wait to order again. In fact, I'm about to take advantage of the $5 rebate and order some of that beautiful L.A. Confidential. :) Thanks, TheFarmacy!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: d4sv13rt3r31ch on September 27, 2012, 06:02 pm
Alright, this feels strange...I've been an SR buyer for a little over 7 months now, spent a sickening amount of BTC on this site, and this is my first time writing a review, EVER. This review is mostly just to give you guys a perspective of how much these Cheeba Chews need advertisement.

I originally ordered 1 Sativa Cheeba Chew, 1 Indica Cheeba Chew, and 1 Green Hornet "High Times winner" gummy. I placed my order on a Thursday afternoon and received my two CCs the following Wednesday morning. They were vac packed, discreet enough, and timely enough for my liking. However, the GH gummy was not in there, but the vendor was quick to tell me to keep an eye out for it in another envelope or he can reship. Works for me! I also ordered a gram of that solvent-less wax the Friday following my first order with TF. F/E for such an item is not that big of a deal, and I'm still waiting on it to arrive. I will probably review it (why not, right?) when it gets here. I ordered 6 more Cheeba Chews this morning, and I can't fucking wait until they get here.

Now onto the whole reason I made an account to post this thread: Cheeba Chews. I'm a heavy user of cannabis products (mostly BHO/wax and anything that can go in a Volcano or on my oil rig, but I do not smoke bud). I was previously a HUGE skeptic of edibles considering every cookie, brownie, sucker, candy, whatever that has claimed to get me high, has not. Until now...I ate one, quad dose, indica Cheeba Chew, and holy fuck I have never been that high even from dropping .4g dabs on my nail. I do not understand how these are even on the shelf anymore. Buy hey, I'll buy 'em! They are incredibly potent, and I do not recommend eating the entire thing your first time. It was so intense I had "speed-like" teeth-grinding, jaw-clenching spasms. Not to mention, the general stoned to the bone feeling lasted for about 8 hours. No bud, concentrate/oil, or any other edible will do such a thing for so long. I'm sold on these. I really hope that Green Hornet gummy fucks me up just as much as these things did.

Thanks TF, you've got me hooked.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 28, 2012, 09:01 am
Alright, this feels strange...I've been an SR buyer for a little over 7 months now, spent a sickening amount of BTC on this site, and this is my first time writing a review, EVER. This review is mostly just to give you guys a perspective of how much these Cheeba Chews need advertisement.

I originally ordered 1 Sativa Cheeba Chew, 1 Indica Cheeba Chew, and 1 Green Hornet "High Times winner" gummy. I placed my order on a Thursday afternoon and received my two CCs the following Wednesday morning. They were vac packed, discreet enough, and timely enough for my liking. However, the GH gummy was not in there, but the vendor was quick to tell me to keep an eye out for it in another envelope or he can reship. Works for me! I also ordered a gram of that solvent-less wax the Friday following my first order with TF. F/E for such an item is not that big of a deal, and I'm still waiting on it to arrive. I will probably review it (why not, right?) when it gets here. I ordered 6 more Cheeba Chews this morning, and I can't fucking wait until they get here.

Now onto the whole reason I made an account to post this thread: Cheeba Chews. I'm a heavy user of cannabis products (mostly BHO/wax and anything that can go in a Volcano or on my oil rig, but I do not smoke bud). I was previously a HUGE skeptic of edibles considering every cookie, brownie, sucker, candy, whatever that has claimed to get me high, has not. Until now...I ate one, quad dose, indica Cheeba Chew, and holy fuck I have never been that high even from dropping .4g dabs on my nail. I do not understand how these are even on the shelf anymore. Buy hey, I'll buy 'em! They are incredibly potent, and I do not recommend eating the entire thing your first time. It was so intense I had "speed-like" teeth-grinding, jaw-clenching spasms. Not to mention, the general stoned to the bone feeling lasted for about 8 hours. No bud, concentrate/oil, or any other edible will do such a thing for so long. I'm sold on these. I really hope that Green Hornet gummy fucks me up just as much as these things did.

Thanks TF, you've got me hooked.

What is the rule of fight club?
I'm enjoying Cheeba Chews myself ,but these are quads. Deca are much stronger.
They cost too much. However are very nice way to enjoy an edible.
If you play them up, we won't be able to get them :'(
I lost my other edibles, hopefully they pop up.
$50 a day for a long buzz is clostly. BHO is much cheaper in long run. Maybe $10-15 per day.
My cookies made with trim, are about $20 per day.
I'd say all of them equal, a 1/8 per per day, maybe a little less.

Waiting for carts to load oil.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: adorno on September 28, 2012, 07:45 pm
This is a brief review of the different strains I've purchased so far from the Farmacy:

Strawberry Cough:  I don't know if my experience with this flower corresponds to its actual breeding, but its effects were nice and mellow, very "Indica like."  SC is a strong body analgesic with very little of the psychotomimetic effects normally associated with plants high in THC.  I recommend this strain to those who enjoy medical grade / high quality cannabis with "Indica like" (CBD) effects.

LA Fucking Confidential:  Almost the opposite of the Strawberry Cough, confirming that the Farmacy does in fact ship different strains instead of simply giving the same strain different names.  The effects were very "heady," and expecting a smoke similar to Strawberry Cough, I was caught totally off guard by this.  I recommend this strain to those who enjoy the psychedelic effects of cannabis.

OG Kush: A nice cross between the two strains mentioned above: not simply Indica-Mellow but then neither simply a plant that blows you over with THC's spaceship effects.  I recommend this strain to those who like a well rounded plant.

Comments:  The Farmarcy supplies the real deal here on SR, and even though the prices are by no means unusually high, they nevertheless do seem steep somehow.  Please make no mistake, The Farmacy is great and I recommend it most definitely.  My only complaint then, and maybe it is a silly one, is that I wish the flowers felt just a tiny bit more "organic."  That is, that they were still a little moist and soft.  The Farmacy is the best cannabis vendor I've come across on SR so far, but I'm still looking for a vendor supplying flowers a little more perfectly organic and fresh.  I could be crazy, but it seems to me one can really feel in the effects of cannabis how the plants were grown, what fertilizers were used, and so on.  The Farmacy is the closet thing to perfect I've come across so far, but in these regards it is just short of a perfect 10. 
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: d4sv13rt3r31ch on September 29, 2012, 07:36 pm
To uniwiz:
Yeah, I do realize these are only the quad dose chews, but I don't think I'm gonna fuck with a deca just yet. I still can't believe how much that little tootsie roll packs a punch for sooo long. Don't get me wrong, I love taking dabs all day (like today) as well. It's just those chews are great for when you got real-world shit to do all day and can't catch a break to take a dab or a vapor bag. Oil is definitely cheaper in the grand scheme of things, but those chews are worth every 'coin to me.

By "waiting for carts to load oil" do you mean cartomizers? As in ecigs? Not totally sure how you prefer your oil. I'm a big fan of the TI nail on some kind of rig. You really get a sense of how clean it is or isn't by dunking a dab on the nail and looking for residue. This "solventless wax" I just got from TF yesterday has hit the nail pretty damn clean. I'm really happy with it. Not to mention it tastes sooo good through water twice and over ice.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 29, 2012, 10:04 pm
To uniwiz:
Yeah, I do realize these are only the quad dose chews, but I don't think I'm gonna fuck with a deca just yet. I still can't believe how much that little tootsie roll packs a punch for sooo long. Don't get me wrong, I love taking dabs all day (like today) as well. It's just those chews are great for when you got real-world shit to do all day and can't catch a break to take a dab or a vapor bag. Oil is definitely cheaper in the grand scheme of things, but those chews are worth every 'coin to me.

By "waiting for carts to load oil" do you mean cartomizers? As in ecigs? Not totally sure how you prefer your oil. I'm a big fan of the TI nail on some kind of rig. You really get a sense of how clean it is or isn't by dunking a dab on the nail and looking for residue. This "solventless wax" I just got from TF yesterday has hit the nail pretty damn clean. I'm really happy with it. Not to mention it tastes sooo good through water twice and over ice.

I understand, but a $25 a pop you need to be thrifty with them.

I just tried the BlueMaxx, not too bad. Bigger than chews, not as strong, but had a good kick.
The cannabis chew, tasted like cannabis.  Mellow buzz, weaker then, the other two.

I'm using an O-phos, and Persei to burn strait oil. Hopefully I'll be loading up Farmacy's oil soon.

 
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: heycheetah on September 29, 2012, 10:36 pm
ordered OG Kush.  Beautiful buds and a bright, awake, "I forget what we were doing" high. intense. excellent packaging and overall experience.looking forward to trying LA confidential! thanks 5/5
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: cochise463 on September 30, 2012, 01:57 am
The wax is tasty and burns real clean. Takes very little to get a big hit. Definitely took care of a headache I had at the time.

Now using in carts and its very conservative. Like I said a little goes a long way. It's solvent-less which is why I feel the need to at least buy one more for I have no idea how long TheFarmacy will have this treat!

ALso have had two successful transaction with this guy. Seems cool to me.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: slysamuel0109 on September 30, 2012, 04:05 am
Ordered one 1/2 oz of Bruce Banner on 9/17 from The Farmacy.
Vendor had excellent communication.
The order went into transit literally two minutes after I placed the order.

It arrived to my door a little after a week in the US.
Stealth package. (4 individual mini zip-lock bags, tripple vacuum sealed, inside a puzzle box, bubble)  Vendor tracked package and arrived when said so.
Rouhly 4 huge, dense, beautiful buds.
Still a great smoke but not worth $237 for a 1/2 IMO but still very happy nontheless.

5/5
A+ Vendor
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ponchovilla7 on September 30, 2012, 08:36 am
this guy is amazing!!!  shit is amazing... solid ass hookup
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on September 30, 2012, 01:20 pm
Ordered one 1/2 oz of Bruce Banner on 9/17 from The Farmacy.
Vendor had excellent communication.
The order went into transit literally two minutes after I placed the order.

It arrived to my door a little after a week in the US.
Stealth package. (4 individual mini zip-lock bags, tripple vacuum sealed, inside a puzzle box, bubble)  Vendor tracked package and arrived when said so.
Rouhly 4 huge, dense, beautiful buds.
Still a great smoke but not worth $237 for a 1/2 IMO but still very happy nontheless.

5/5
A+ Vendor

+1 for all reviews.

Please do NOT discuss shipping methods!! Either it passes, or not.
That is too much detail. Please edit.

Ok I got to try your C02 oil.
Absolutely number #1.
Slight after taste. Very easy on lungs, even with big hits.
Buzz was heavy indica like. Sleepy eyes as well (CBD?)
All around very good. I have two grams should last a while. :-*
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: highroller516 on October 01, 2012, 12:10 am
Ordered Bruce Banner strain from Farmacy on a Sunday, received Saturday.  Bud was excellent quality with crystals all over it.  Awesome smoke and taste.  Can't wait to try some other strains. Overall 5/5 A+++
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on October 01, 2012, 12:32 am
Alright guys 7 more transactions until im in the 300 club.
Also Im glad to have gotten back my 100 rating and am now in the top %10
thank you everyone for the support
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: sheepish on October 01, 2012, 10:42 pm
Hey there!  Giving my review for $5 off!

Vendor: TheFarmacy
Strains: Bruce Banner and OG Kush
Shipping:  very reasonable.  Ordered Wednesday night, received the following Tuesday night. (4 business days).  Very well packaged.

Bruce banner was a very fun strain to try.  It hits like a hulk, and gets you very high very fast.  I enjoyed it very much.  However, it only lasts a few hours, but take another hit when it wears off and you'll be good for another few hours.  Nice heady, active high.

TheFarmacy's OG Kush was also quite supreme.  The high lasts much longer and has a more body-oriented feeling to it.  Very strong, my favorite strain lately.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ZeddBaby on October 02, 2012, 03:52 am
The Farmacy came thru for this man rite here. 1g of Wax, took 5 days after I put in the order. Packaging was good, very inconspicuous. The product; FUCKIN' GREAT !!!!! . The taste and high, definitely 10/10. Best shit I've tried.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: donutsandcoffee on October 03, 2012, 04:45 am
I am about to order some bruce banner wax and some edibles. I had a quick question. It says minimum 2 for the wax and some edibles say minimum 2 or 3? does this mean for the total order or for each type of product. for example If I order a 2 chews and 1 gram of the wax will that be ok or do I still have to order 2 grams of the wax and 3 of the chews?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on October 03, 2012, 05:19 am
@donutsandcoffee the later choice
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: doublebaker on October 03, 2012, 10:14 am
I recently ordered 4 THC lollipops from The Farmacy. They arrived in 4 days. The packaging wasn't "stealth," but for lollipops I guess it was ok (there was no smell). I am a daily smoker, and usually have to consume a lot of edibles to get high, but I have to say...after eating just one of those pops, I was stoned. I'm saving the other 2 for a music festival this weekend. Thank you The Farmacy- I will be a return buyer!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: heh. on October 04, 2012, 06:41 pm
noticed this guy selling c02 wax as solventless, it looks decent in the pic, but its not solventless wax unless it was made with ice.  c02 is a solvent, along with butane, iso and ethanol.

just thought id throw that out there.  rest of his stuff looks good
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on October 04, 2012, 09:47 pm
LOL and a huge dick at that. Only reason I have a 99 instead of a 100 is because this guys bag was off a full .15

THE FARMACY SHORTED ME .15 FUCK THAT DUDE I SHOULD RUIN HIS REP OVER .15

It wasnt worth the money? what the fuck were you expecting?

Im still not wraping my head around how .15 is even being called out a blatently short bag, this isnt cocaine
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on October 05, 2012, 04:45 am
This is a business transaction. Period. Sometimes it's for a measly $150, sometimes it's for $15,000. If a seller requires FE then a test with a small amount of weed is certainly called for. If I cannot trust a vendor to be professional for a very simple $150 transaction then I cannot trust them to be handle anything more.

Note that I did not ask for anything. All I wanted was a "Hey, sorry man", not "Fuck you, give me a 5 anyways." Reputation is earned in this marketplace. I have earned my own reputation as both a vendor and a seller over the past year and I know damn well that it is hard work. Simple courtesy towards his customer would have gotten him that 5. If he can't understand this then he does not deserve to play with the big boys here.

Different accounts for different drop names, for different regions, and for different sized transactions. Separate seller account. Never mix and match. Ever. EVER. Anonymity is only maintained through vigilance.

These are all basics that everyone should have down.

There is no way you are not a vendor on sr.
How do I know this?
A vendor would be the last person to point out a slightly short bag because of how he would feel if someone did that to him.

Your a bitchy n00b who thinks this site is fucking amazon, its not. your buying controlled substances on the internet. let me repeat that, your buying controlled substances, the fact that you got a controlled substance in the mail should be satisfactory enough.

In fact everyone loves my weed but since it didnt get you high enough... yeah thats not how this works.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: pink_porcupine on October 05, 2012, 06:43 am
I was a dick, and I apologize.

My initial review on SR was meant to come across as helpful, but I see that it was really just dickish and self-righteous. I was upset at your reaction, but now I see that you have every right to have reacted that way and I should not have escalated this to the forums.

I am in the wrong here. First, it was never about the short bag, it was really about the FE. I feel that escrow is necessary for SR's long-term success, and I am also trying to grow a real business here. But just because I feel strongly about that doesn't mean I have a right to tell you how to run your business.

I have changed my review. I will remove the posts here on this forum but will keep this public apology here.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: HomeboyAwesome on October 06, 2012, 11:49 pm
 :) Great vendor best edibles I've ever had
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: scoobydont! on October 07, 2012, 03:09 pm

Product: Bruce Banner

Weighs: Spot on.

Looks: Like a million bucks. These flowers are covered in trichomes and perfectly cured. The bud structure is dense, nearly entirely calyx and pistil. Beautiful streaks of purple run through the larger nugs.

Smells: Incredible. Strong piney almost sweet hazey smell when the seals are first cracked open. After 24 hours in a jar the smell is dominated by a wonderful musky vanilla scent with menthol undertones.

Tastes: Clean. Nice piney menthol on the exhale

Effects: The first puff results in an unstoppable smile. After a few snaps it escalates to an instense clear headed euphoria. The body relaxes without the heavy mind numbing stone of indicas. Very pleasant sativa-dom hybrid effects from this plant.

Overall: You can tell this product has been nurtured and cared for every step of the way from seed to seal. Farmacy got a new fan here! A+
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ZeddBaby on October 08, 2012, 01:59 am
The Farmacy is all around 5/5. Shipping was good, vac sealed and inconspicuous.  The Product(OG Kush Wax) was amazing. 1 dap and I was STONED for hours. I'm probably not going to smoke bho after trying this. Def going to get more. Thanks man !!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: curbiechris on October 08, 2012, 08:46 am
I am a sativa fan. Thru and thru. i got the Bruce Banner.

Herb/High: Awesome. I understand the recent price increase. It's worth it.
Clean. Non-existent come down. No Crash.
If smoked too much... spacey and easy psychedelia vibe.
A hit is more my flavor. lasts me a good half hour to hour. ENERGETIC.

Stealth and Shipping: Fast and safe. Felt very comfy with the setup.

Bruce Banner is top 5 right now.

Seller is 10/10

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Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: b0lixtrader on October 08, 2012, 09:28 am
I ordered 1g of strawberry cough.  Seemed like I got at least .3-.5 over, couldn't weigh it as I didn't even take it out of the vacuum bag but the buds looked very nice.
I actually decided to give it away as a little gift to my buddy since he was going on a little trip.  He did update me that it was fucking amazing, hence I am now writing this partial review.

A strain I have been dying to smoke for the first time in years but guess my nice guy side came out.  Sorry would have made a better review with pictures!

Packaging was great, obviously no smell and buds weren't compressed.  Professionally done.

Delivery speed was good, went into transit very fast and arrived in a couple of days. 

All in all it was a good deal.  Will definitely buy from TheFarmacy again.

5/5!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: impatiens on October 08, 2012, 10:45 pm
AWESOME!  I ordered 1 GM of LA F Confidential and 3 GMs Bruce Banner. The packaging was great. No smell; not smashed but gorgeous buds. I took pictures and will try to figure out how to post! Plus they came quickly AND there was nearly an extra gram of the BB.
Great transaction and beautiful stuff. Definitely will be back! Thanks!!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: pspring188 on October 08, 2012, 11:33 pm
received 1g bruce banner, wow! quite noticable difference between it and the dank bud i was getting local

will definitely repeat, its a little expensive, but worth it to splurge once in a while.

Vendor was great, discrete shipping, no worries there, and the product is awesome

+1 farmacy
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: chews13 on October 09, 2012, 02:30 am
ive tryed a few items from the farmacy and if you have any doubts about their produts im here to put your mind at ease....

bruce banner - fav. so far, very sticky, great body high, smooth on the draw, and taste great

fucking L.A confidential... very good taste, with a good high, i was really drawn to this one bc the pic looks awesome and couldnt believe my eyes when it got here and looked like the picture.

the thc lollipops... first time trying an edible and i really liked the way it kinda sneaks up. smooth, long lasting, and tasted great.

so if you had doubts about .... wait what was i talking about i just hit some bruce banner ... :)
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: b0bbyd1g1tal on October 11, 2012, 12:21 am
Product: 4g Bruce Banner

Communication:  Gave quick and friendly responses to my inquires even though I was being a pain in the ass and didn't read his TOS until after I recieved the order, sorry about that. :-[
Shipping:  Exactly as advertised
Packaging:  Printed labels, legit address, no odor at all.
Product:  Weighed out exactly to 4g.  Wow, one of the best Sativas I've had in ages!!!

Will definitely be back for more  ;D
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on October 11, 2012, 01:35 am
I just received his Bruce Banner oil today.
I had ask him for it, and he put up a listing for us. Thank you.

Anyhow, this look exactly like the picture he posted.
It broke down to an orange oil. Very strong taste, vape, smell of flowers, or orange.
The smoke was amazingly smooth, very nice.

The buzz was Bruce Banner, but seemed of shorter duration. I could be getting my tolerance up, again.
This is one of the top oils, I have tried. For the price it better be, and it was. I thoroughly enjoyed this product.

Hmmm, I'll be making more requests of this vendor. I have been lucky, and enjoyed great service.
I'm wondering maybe if he can get me high CBD products?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on October 11, 2012, 05:43 am
I just received his Bruce Banner oil today.
I had ask him for it, and he put up a listing for us. Thank you.

Anyhow, this look exactly like the picture he posted.
It broke down to an orange oil. Very strong taste, vape, smell of flowers, or orange.
The smoke was amazingly smooth, very nice.

The buzz was Bruce Banner, but seemed of shorter duration. I could be getting my tolerance up, again.
This is one of the top oils, I have tried. For the price it better be, and it was. I thoroughly enjoyed this product.

Hmmm, I'll be making more requests of this vendor. I have been lucky, and enjoyed great service.
I'm wondering maybe if he can get me high CBD products?

CBD cheeba chews one would be $25
CBD butane hash oil made from a strain at close to %20 cbd and %0 thc half gram would be $90
CBD Syrup similar to cough syrup would be $50 a bottle
Mary Janes topical salve has 20mg cbd in each 1oz canister I already sell for $50 each.
Also I can get lollypops with 10mg cbd and 30mg thc in each for $15 each.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Solece on October 11, 2012, 06:21 am
Received four grams of Bruce Banner two days ago, took a bit for me to try it out for the review.

First off, it was all received in one big nug that was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
It was absolutely covered in trichomes, and smelled amazing. Every once in a while I open my stash jar up just to get a whiff of it.
Smoked amazingly. Took two massive bong rips and within under five minutes, I could feel myself starting to drift away from reality.
The high sent me into giggling fits over everything, something I haven't gotten in a while, and made me feel just wonderful. It was like I was ridiculously high but my body was okay with it. Lasted about two to two and a half hours.
The come down was, as people said, basically nonexistent. Which is amazing.

Was a bit light at 3.8g for a 4g order, which I was a bit upset about at first for how much I paid for it, but the quality of it makes up for it completely.
I noticed the listing for it seems to have been removed, I sure hope that thefarmacy brings it back soon, as it's definitely one of my favorites now. Gotta make it last!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on October 11, 2012, 02:40 pm
I just received his Bruce Banner oil today.
I had ask him for it, and he put up a listing for us. Thank you.

Anyhow, this look exactly like the picture he posted.
It broke down to an orange oil. Very strong taste, vape, smell of flowers, or orange.
The smoke was amazingly smooth, very nice.

The buzz was Bruce Banner, but seemed of shorter duration. I could be getting my tolerance up, again.
This is one of the top oils, I have tried. For the price it better be, and it was. I thoroughly enjoyed this product.

Hmmm, I'll be making more requests of this vendor. I have been lucky, and enjoyed great service.
I'm wondering maybe if he can get me high CBD products?

CBD cheeba chews one would be $25
CBD butane hash oil made from a strain at close to %20 cbd and %0 thc half gram would be $90
CBD Syrup similar to cough syrup would be $50 a bottle
Mary Janes topical salve has 20mg cbd in each 1oz canister I already sell for $50 each.
Also I can get lollypops with 10mg cbd and 30mg thc in each for $15 each.

Hmmmm,
Thanks for the answer ;)
The chews would be great, maybe the Syrup as well. I love Cheeba chews even if they are $25 :'(
I need to place an order of indica chews as well.
Thanks
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: metaphoe on October 11, 2012, 02:51 pm
i want that CBD syrup Farm !

damn.. im finna pour up in some drank
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thesurface on October 16, 2012, 12:52 pm
I contacted Farmacy with a request for Super Lemon Haze, Cannabis Cup Winner 2008.

Shipping: My eighth arrived about 5 days after ordering.
Taste: Like lemon drop candy, sweet in on the inhale and a little skunk on exhale.
Potency: 4.5/5
High: Clear, Focused, Energetic, Clairvoyant, High but not overwhelming unless you smoke too much - after all it's a haze.
Recommended use: Daytime

Thanks for another pleasurable experience TheFarmacy.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on October 16, 2012, 03:25 pm
I contacted Farmacy with a request for Super Lemon Haze, Cannabis Cup Winner 2008.

Shipping: My eighth arrived about 5 days after ordering.
Taste: Like lemon drop candy, sweet in on the inhale and a little skunk on exhale.
Potency: 4.5/5
High: Clear, Focused, Energetic, Clairvoyant, High but not overwhelming unless you smoke too much - after all it's a haze.
Recommended use: Daytime

Thanks for another pleasurable experience TheFarmacy.

I love Lemon Haze!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: nusakan on October 19, 2012, 01:20 am
Had a great first SR order thanks to Farmacy. Got me CBD chews off the menu and shipped same day. Can't ask for more.

FE and a large minimum for international orders is kind of a pain though, especially when you're dealing with low-risk edibles. The chance of a vendor shutting up shop is greater imo than customs catching them.

As for the Cheeba Chews, the quality is top notch. Concentrated, potent. Problem is they are a lot more psychedelic and less medicinal than what I was hoping for. Of course YMMV, but it seems 2.5:1 THC:CBD is just too high of a ratio. Just wish I didn't have to drop $250 to find that out...
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ddimitri on October 20, 2012, 06:51 am
Had a great first SR order thanks to Farmacy. Got me CBD chews off the menu and shipped same day. Can't ask for more.

FE and a large minimum for international orders is kind of a pain though, especially when you're dealing with low-risk edibles. The chance of a vendor shutting up shop is greater imo than customs catching them.

As for the Cheeba Chews, the quality is top notch. Concentrated, potent. Problem is they are a lot more psychedelic and less medicinal than what I was hoping for. Of course YMMV, but it seems 2.5:1 THC:CBD is just too high of a ratio. Just wish I didn't have to drop $250 to find that out...

How much time did your order take to arrive? I too have placed an international order with the Farmacy, about 2 weeks ago, still hasn't arrived tough.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: nusakan on October 21, 2012, 03:17 am
How much time did your order take to arrive? I too have placed an international order with the Farmacy, about 2 weeks ago, still hasn't arrived tough.

10 business days, just like he said.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ddimitri on October 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Order arrived today,  20 days after finalizing, 11 business days after shipping. Thanks Farmacy! Haven't had time to test products yet, but I'm very satisfied so far. Will definitely do business again.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Dankbank1 on October 23, 2012, 12:33 am
I tried to PM them but no response its ok though busy person is busy. Do you have to FE on all orders or just ones that are specified, I see alot of people FE?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on October 23, 2012, 07:45 am
I tried to PM them but no response its ok though busy person is busy. Do you have to FE on all orders or just ones that are specified, I see alot of people FE?
Just the ones specified, look through my feedback and you will see month old FE's
I always deliver.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: th4t0n3guy on October 25, 2012, 03:22 pm
has anyone received from The Farmacy lately? i placed an order for some Bruce Banner around 13-14 days ago, and it would have been domestic shipping. I still haven't received anything, and he hasn't responded to my message in almost 48 hours.

i very rarely FE, but had to for the listing. starting to fear he just took my money.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on October 25, 2012, 06:18 pm
has anyone received from The Farmacy lately? i placed an order for some Bruce Banner around 13-14 days ago, and it would have been domestic shipping. I still haven't received anything, and he hasn't responded to my message in almost 48 hours.

i very rarely FE, but had to for the listing. starting to fear he just took my money.

Shipping can be slow, I have another 50 orders everytime I log in which is very sparingly.
If you look at my profile you will see feedback still rolling in as usual so until that stops, I wouldnt assume the vendor has scammed.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ddimitri on October 26, 2012, 12:05 am
If I have one complaint, it's the expiration date on the edibles. One of the lollipops was due to expire in 15 days, so I ate it first. Didn't feel the effects. One of the cheeba chews has a 2013 expiration date, while another expires in 2014, so I'm assuming some of these edibles are pretty old. Probably has some effect on the potency of the edibles, but either way, I'd prefer to get some fresher products on my next order.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: th4t0n3guy on October 26, 2012, 04:09 pm
Finally my packaged arrived yesterday. Sorry to have doubted you, Farmacy. It wasn't the slowness in shipping that had me worried, it was the lack of response to my message, which went unanswered.

Other than that, the bud looks great. Shipping took about 14-15 days domestic.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ZeddBaby on October 26, 2012, 11:45 pm
Received my 5g of Wax. Took a lil' longer than expected, but that's usps fault not The Farmacy. I received a mix of OG and Bruce Banner. Both are flat out GREAT. This shit is for sure the best wax on the road. Hands down the dopest dope I've eva smoked !!!!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: deltalighter on October 31, 2012, 02:16 am
I received the LA confidential, such great herb! Very nice to look at too, so frosty.  Can't wait to try Bruce
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on October 31, 2012, 03:16 am
If I have one complaint, it's the expiration date on the edibles. One of the lollipops was due to expire in 15 days, so I ate it first. Didn't feel the effects. One of the cheeba chews has a 2013 expiration date, while another expires in 2014, so I'm assuming some of these edibles are pretty old. Probably has some effect on the potency of the edibles, but either way, I'd prefer to get some fresher products on my next order.

I beg to disagree.
As far as potency, I assure you I make  very nice cookies, that I have eaten a year or two later, and got the same buzz.
I also have notice lollipops, and candy, never approach cookies, brownies, capsules, or tinctures as far as potency.
You need fat, and other additives to bring out the delta11 THC.
I'd rather have a discount myself ;)
I love cheeba chews but at $25 a whack for a quad, $50 for a deca, it can get costly. I'm going to figure out how to make my own.
Tootsie roll recipe with hash oil ;) Plus some secret stuff. Hmmmmm sounds good,,,,,,,,

I still love visiting the Farmcy. Still enjoying the C02 OG oil 8)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Monty Cantsin on November 01, 2012, 07:00 pm
The Farmacy has good product,potent chews and lovely bud but the shipping is SLOW AS HELL! Anyone else experienced this?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ppass on November 03, 2012, 06:11 pm
The Farmacy has good product,potent chews and lovely bud but the shipping is SLOW AS HELL! Anyone else experienced this?
Yes it is very slow, but reliable.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: slumberjack on November 04, 2012, 01:06 am
Still waiting on my order. For all those saying shipping is slow, would you say like about 20+ days after finalizing slow? I'm getting more than a little worried. I'm in the Midwest, and other SR orders usually get to me in about 3 or so days. I tried sending The Farmacy some messages to check to DCN, and when I did, he said it was about 2-3 business days away. But that was 12 days ago lol. I don't suspect a scam or anything, but maybe a postal worker stole it or it got seized. Hopefully it will get to me eventually though  :-\
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Monty Cantsin on November 04, 2012, 04:18 am
My order from The Farmacy was marked as shipped last Thursday and I am still waiting on it. Other orders that shipped 2 days ago from the West Coast to the East coast have arrived already!!!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: sinnfein1488 on November 05, 2012, 11:30 am
My order from The Farmacy was marked as shipped last Thursday and I am still waiting on it. Other orders that shipped 2 days ago from the West Coast to the East coast have arrived already!!!

It seems as if this guy vanished. Anyone got any info? I feel sorry for anyone still waiting on an order.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: keeprolling on November 05, 2012, 11:45 pm
I've waited 1 month since I placed my order hoping that he would come through but he keeps pushing back my deliver date. It's too bad I heard he had good products. I'll update with any new developments in my order...
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 06, 2012, 12:55 am
Oh boy, here we go........

Good Luck Guys!

edit:

Looks like he out, but orders are still arriving. I see very few complaints on SR.
Wonder whats up?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: thefarmacy on November 06, 2012, 08:03 pm
Oh boy, here we go........

Good Luck Guys!

edit:

Looks like he out, but orders are still arriving. I see very few complaints on SR.
Wonder whats up?

Orders are still arriving, refunds being given for those without product.

SR bug keeps automatically putting me on vacation, happened 3x in the past few days.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 07, 2012, 12:18 am
Oh boy, here we go........

Good Luck Guys!

edit:

Looks like he out, but orders are still arriving. I see very few complaints on SR.
Wonder whats up?

Orders are still arriving, refunds being given for those without product.

SR bug keeps automatically putting me on vacation, happened 3x in the past few days.

Yep, I have been having troubles myself as a buyer.
Front page won't go to categories.
TF other vendors have told me the same thing, about vacation mode.
I know you are pushing out a shit load of orders. Hope all is well.
Take care,
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: keeprolling on November 09, 2012, 02:12 am
Unfortunately it appears The Pharmacy has started scamming people. Some people are receiving their orders and some aren't. I have waited since October 7th for my order and he hasn't provided any valid explanation or given me a refund for my order. It should send up a red flag that he refuses to use the escrow system and demands FE. The mods of SR setup and encourage the use of the escrow system for a reason. I strongly encourage you not to FE with The Pharmacy. Their are many great, reputable vendors on SR that do not require FE. I have never had an issue with any of the other vendors on SR. It's too bad the pharmacy decided to steal my money. Use with caution. I will update this post if anything changes with my order.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 11, 2012, 06:27 pm
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Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 13, 2012, 08:39 pm
sigh.....



I HAVE NO IDEA after the website has been down for 5 days, and he has no incentive to check the forums. UNBELIEVABLE! JUST FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. Still NO order been over 2+ weeks now from ordering to transit to waiting after transit, and STILL NO PACKAGE STILL NO COMMUNICATION. I'm so pissed man. I FE'd 400$+ worth of goods. 
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: jackfish82 on November 14, 2012, 11:17 pm
I think I was scammed by The Farmacy as well. It's been over 3 weeks and nothing has arrived nor has he responded to my messages. Buyer Beware. I FE and he has my money.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 15, 2012, 12:32 am
I think I was scammed by The Farmacy as well. It's been over 3 weeks and nothing has arrived nor has he responded to my messages. Buyer Beware. I FE and he has my money.


just great.....where the fuck is he?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: OmNiVor on November 16, 2012, 01:35 am
FUCKKKK! this place is FUCKED farmacy made omni FE for a few grams that was for omni's ma as she just came down with with breast cancer an wanted to get her medical grade instead of a quarter of mids in town...this was all omnis money for awhile and omni's ma dosnt have any herself as she cant even walk very good and dont have a job... If farmacy scams omni hes DONE with this shit hole scam bin... omnis grandmother (who he never got to meet) was one of da Government Granted Medical Cannabis Patient she unfortunately died in kemo treatment b4 omni was born  :'(
she is why guys like the farmacy have EVERYTHING that they do and boy howdy if he bites the hand that allowed him to be fed o boy karma will have him for life...and am sure he will eventually get taken for all he/shes got! :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: tommygun on November 16, 2012, 02:05 am
Omni that sucks, but you may want to remove that post for security reasons (assuming its true)
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: OmNiVor on November 16, 2012, 02:18 am
Omni that sucks, but you may want to remove that post for security reasons (assuming its true)

yea omni knows omni knows... good look'n tho man thanks thats what its all about! but its just it NEEDED to be said how it fucking is! cus fucking ppl over on trees is as low as it gets omni at least kinda understands being a fat  bastard over rocks or sands or more plentiful things like that (unfortunately) but TREES? trees provide oxygen to creatures that can hardly breath and gives alot of them the reason to keep on living, just low man just low...btw tommy how long did it take this cat to send anything green ur way? like a month lol from what omni reads 2 weeks is usual... lmfao... shit head farmacy is shit all the way brown to his eyes, shuda done more search'n wouldn't guess a (93) dude would turn out to be a dud over trees of all things lil omni has to much faith in this dark world it appears... :(
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 16, 2012, 03:20 am
Well I'm here again, seems like something either happend to this dude, or he just vanished with everyones' money. For some reason I still have faith in my package coming, but idk my goodness I had to give the 1/5 ratings and sent him 7 more messages. I do not plan on changing anything regardless of my product coming in, because this behavior is just rediculous. I could've gone with someone else for the same price or even better price and gotten a better service. I will never again buy from this dude regardless of how BOMB the product is, because its just not worth the time going 2-3 weekends without a product. Literally ruined both of my weekends.


He also decided to change his 2-4 shipping thing on his bio, to nothing. LOL good choice my good sir. So until I hear from him in a message or on forum I will take this as a lose. Am I mad? not at all i deserved to get scammed to teach me a lesson to NEVER FE regardless.


really think SR should investigate and make sure nothing is going on....
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: OmNiVor on November 16, 2012, 04:04 am
Well I'm here again, seems like something either happend to this dude, or he just vanished with everyones' money. For some reason I still have faith in my package coming, but idk my goodness I had to give the 1/5 ratings and sent him 7 more messages. I do not plan on changing anything regardless of my product coming in, because this behavior is just rediculous. I could've gone with someone else for the same price or even better price and gotten a better service. I will never again buy from this dude regardless of how BOMB the product is, because its just not worth the time going 2-3 weekends without a product. Literally ruined both of my weekends.


He also decided to change his 2-4 shipping thing on his bio, to nothing. LOL good choice my good sir. So until I hear from him in a message or on forum I will take this as a lose. Am I mad? not at all i deserved to get scammed to teach me a lesson to NEVER FE regardless.

really think SR should investigate and make sure nothing is going on....

fuck what a bastard, so low to fuck people out of weed alot of ppl are dieing and need it as meds!!! prolly heartless wanna be thug hope he gets what he deserves he will prolly get shot to death and robbed after this one so sad to burn good ppl by bait with good product and running off when hes eaten his fill as low as it goes, for shame for shame...patients on their last leg in cali and west coast that count on him for medical  relief (as he sells alot of edibles from dispensers)  could die from him being a bastard....what has this world came 2...
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Monty Cantsin on November 16, 2012, 04:12 am
I have ordered from him in the past and it always comes much later than expected. I wrote him and he wrote back and told me to write when it had been 7 days which I did and got no response. Just as I was about to get a refund (3 days left before autofinalize) the package arrived. I think he ships using the cheapest method possible,his goods are excellent,well especially the Gummy that was the 2011 Cannabis Cup winner,1/4th of one of those will have the most hardcore stoner baked for hours. He just needs to work on communication and shipping speed!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 16, 2012, 05:37 pm
So, has anyone received their order that has ordered in November? I mean tbh I don't even know what to think anymore if I've waited a long time. I mean when I go to my feedback it says 10 days, so who knows. I don't even know anymore.


:(
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: hgjskaus6fgsh2 on November 17, 2012, 12:11 am
So, has anyone received their order that has ordered in November? I mean tbh I don't even know what to think anymore if I've waited a long time. I mean when I go to my feedback it says 10 days, so who knows. I don't even know anymore.


:(
relax he ships late and the site was down for like 8 days I am not going to panic until 2 weeks from now.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: keeprolling on November 18, 2012, 02:30 am
It's hard to relax when you had your money stolen. I have waited over 35 days for my stuff and have received nothing. I want to update with something positive but the farmacy has given me nothing.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 18, 2012, 01:53 pm
I mean I really don't think he would run off with everyones' money. I mean where is the profit in that? I mean he was already one of the top vendors, and said everytime he logged on he had 50+ orders. I mean maybe he's just swamped. I don't mind not receiving a reply back from messages, because yea I can imagine how crazy those get, and he probably just got sick of people complaining about shipping after awhile. I don't see though why he can't come on the forums, and discuss what he's doing. If he decided to run off with our money, which I'm fine with. Could care less. I learned from my mistake, and will never in my fucking life do it again regardless of the circumstance.



The Farmacy I hope if you're reading this that you realize you would've made more money being legit, rather then blacklisting yourself and being a dick. Good luck to you though in the future. You still seem to be getting orders in though from people who I guess have already ordered from you, and trust you. That's cool. I guess they also can wait 2+ weeks to get an order. Guess people really don't read recent reviews on everyone waiting on their orders from november.



W/e though I guess you needed the money for then we need. :) Still hoping you give us a reply and calm everything down, but I've been over it rofl.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 18, 2012, 07:40 pm
The Farmcy what's up? This is getting out of hand. I see a lot of FE's on your SR review page with a some orders going out.
Problems IRL? Most of these guys are newbies,  I worry about co-ordinated attacks.

No response in 24 hours, I put your account on top of my list as banned, sorry :'(
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: realXimpact on November 18, 2012, 09:58 pm
I've been following the situation for a while now and have noticed some things that just don't add up, or are tell-tale signs of a scammer to one that's been around here for a while... It's all adding up, too much to let it go anymore. I strongly dislike when people cry "SCAMMER" too often, too early and without proof. It makes figuring out the situation even harder. I also don't believe in ruining someone's business when they haven't done any wrong. I haven't ever made an order with The Farmacy, but it's obvious even to me now... here goes, and it's a massive chunk of text, fair warning.

The Farmcy what's up? This is getting out of hand. I see a lot of FE's on your SR review page with a some orders going out.

This reminded me of his rebuttal to this very problem... to which he said on page 9:

Quote from: The Farmacy
If you look at my profile you will see feedback still rolling in as usual so until that stops, I wouldnt assume the vendor has scammed.

The logic behind this is just astoundingly wrong. Makes no sense. So, because a vendor is clicking 'In Transit' and deleting the address, that means they aren't scamming? Lots of people leave feedback because they think that it's part of the Finalization process. Here are the problems with that... Vendor marks it shipped, which deletes the address. People have been waiting on average 2-3 weeks (as evidenced by this thread, other threads, and feedback left) for a couple months now. This means that customers' addresses are either printed early and held for a long time, or stored on the computer to be printed later. So, according to TF, if he keeps marking orders shipped, that means he isn't scamming. I'd actually really like to see him explain this one. This is the VERY CORE of what scammers do here!

Next, I have to admit to something slightly dishonorable. It was for the greater good of the community, though. Plenty of people here are complaining that TF is reading and not replying to messages, ignoring people well after his new 'wait 1 week to inbox me' time-frame. So I sent him a message saying that I was ready to order an ounce of BB, but didn't see a listing for that quantity, will FE for him, the whole deal... About 12 hours later, and shortly after he read it, I got this reply:

Quote from: The Farmacy(91)
yup, try 20 grams of the individual grams

Interesting, yes? So a new customer ready to drop ~$360 for an ounce gets a reply, but past and returning customers with extremely late or incorrect orders can't get a word out of him. Another textbook sign of a scammer. Also, he doesn't want to put in a minimal amount of effort to create a custom listing that would benefit both the buyer and seller. A non-stealth listing would show up at the top of 'newest' Cannabis listings, and his waiting customers would notice this, and not like it.

Here's another... this is the first thing I noticed about him and have avoided him since. The $5 off review deal on his profile. This has a lot of effects. First, it encourages people to leave reviews for him, obviously. This, in and of itself, is completely fine, a normal tactic that any vendor uses. Now, here's the problem, but it gets murky so stick with me here. Anyone remember that once decent vendor turned scammer, ThatDank? He would send $5 of BTC back to people that would FE, he even put it in the title of his listings. Coincidence? It could be, if it were only that... But this is an evolution of the very same tactic. The Farmacy says $5 is given as a refund sent back after your next order. This encourages a second order after a customer has done a lot of work recommending the first order that went well, putting them in the mindset that they are now clientele. This gives TF a chance to start slacking with returning customers that he knows already went out of their way to leave a review.

'Wow, he has to be done by now' is what you're thinking, right? Nope, sorry! Over the past couple days, he has been adjusting his prices either to the lowest he regularly sets them, or even further than he ever has before. He has also busted out his old listings like Blue Dream. The price fluctuation was clumsily explained by him saying that he raises prices to slow down orders, and lowers them to speed them up, based on quantity available (hint, this just angers people when they see they FE an order and paid 30% more than if they just waited a day). Using this logic, it's very obvious that he's TRYING to get orders to come in faster, now.

I think he's pulling out all the stops to get as many orders Finalized as he can. Any positive feedback from the last 10 pages has been on small listings. This points to TF faking feedback and saving money on commission paid by using low-priced items.

I could keep going, but really..... do I need to? Even I can't justify actually reporting his vendor account, because I'm not a customer and don't have anything at stake. That's up to his current and past buyers... This is my warning to do whatever you guys can.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: ilikebread on November 18, 2012, 11:40 pm
I've been following the situation for a while now and have noticed some things that just don't add up, or are tell-tale signs of a scammer to one that's been around here for a while... It's all adding up, too much to let it go anymore. I strongly dislike when people cry "SCAMMER" too often, too early and without proof. It makes figuring out the situation even harder. I also don't believe in ruining someone's business when they haven't done any wrong. I haven't ever made an order with The Farmacy, but it's obvious even to me now... here goes, and it's a massive chunk of text, fair warning.

Sadly, I feel the same way. I complained back on page 4 of this thread that farmacy started asking for FE on her new listings, she claimed that it was only on certain items but I looked at all of them and they all asked for FE on the item page. I was extremely tempted to FE because of the amazing reviews, but I never have (and never will!) FE so I never ordered, and now I feel like that was a good call. I hope that I am wrong though and that everyone does end up with their orders.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: realXimpact on November 19, 2012, 12:30 am
Sadly, I feel the same way. I complained back on page 4 of this thread that farmacy started asking for FE on her new listings, she claimed that it was only on certain items but I looked at all of them and they all asked for FE on the item page. I was extremely tempted to FE because of the amazing reviews, but I never have (and never will!) FE so I never ordered, and now I feel like that was a good call. I hope that I am wrong though and that everyone does end up with their orders.

(Thank you for snipping the quote down, we don't need my ridiculous block of text fully quoted!) It's a tough situation trying to figure out which vendors we can trust.. I went back and forth several times trying to decide if I'd try TF. I saw things I didn't like very early on, but that's no reason to slander a vendor at the beginning of their game. Sad part is, if we had made orders way back then, they likely would have turned out just fine. This might be too late for some, unfortunately.

I learned my lesson with FE a few months in, as I mentioned in that post, with ThatDank. I actually got owned with bunk product and was just early enough to be in a position to ruin ThatDank's reputation and they refunded out of escrow (obviously, since I had FE'd for $5 off, lol...) which kept my stats perfect, so I was happy at the time. I shoulda done it, though! I do regret that.

TF has also been logging into the forums daily and not posting here... considering he links it in his profile, one would think this is a thread in his highest interest. He has a chance to make this right with people now, but again... it might be too late. I do hope that I'm wrong, and that people start receiving their orders soon (I absolutely -hate- the "I TOLD YOU SOOOO!" attitude some posters give, post-scam).
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 19, 2012, 12:49 am
He/She was here today,

Date Registered:
    August 14, 2012, 15:32:43
Local Time:
    November 19, 2012, 00:46:10
Last Active:
    Today at 14:37:56


19 hours.......
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 19, 2012, 03:24 am
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Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: NOTspacecase on November 19, 2012, 03:29 am
Send a message to support through silk road with links of the complaints and orders not arriving from the forums. They'll take it from there although he's probably not going to get suspended but it's worth a shot, it's looking really bleak as of now.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 19, 2012, 03:38 am
Already done, just really worried how he's adding more listings. I mean he's going to rack in the sales with new bud looking like this :/ ....
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 19, 2012, 04:37 am
There are no "extra" listing. I call bullshit on that. If anything the prices have fallen to be very attractive, and very competitive.
This is a radical change.
Things take a while here. It's hard for me to believe "The Farmacy" is scamming, but "Tony76" taught us, anything is possible. Fits the MO.

The Farmacy
14 hours...... the shit starts, so just respond, or get rich;)  This thread is just going to stay up on top, cause it should. My cannabis friends, please help :)

How much you guys think they got ya for????
Start adding it up :'( bump da di bump
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: slumberjack on November 19, 2012, 04:42 am
My order was probably about 6 BTC, might have been a little more with shipping.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: 1200MICROGRAMS on November 19, 2012, 04:50 am
I ordered one of the Green Hornets from him, should I be worried? Has anyone else received one of these?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: slysamuel0109 on November 19, 2012, 06:33 am
I'm a past buyer of TF. 1/2 oz of Bruce Banner. It took a while to come in as well. Longer than any other of my packages. It came thru tho. Was not disappointed with the quality. Hope for the best!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 19, 2012, 01:20 pm
Around 40+ bitcoins......And also uniwiz he has added more listings, just look......He added strawberry cough, and blue dream, and a few other stuff



This tuesday I would've waited over 2 weeks. even longer including transit wait time.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: hgjskaus6fgsh2 on November 19, 2012, 01:48 pm
I wonder if he started to get sick of all the effort involved in shipping (vacuum sealing etc) so he did it slower and slower as he got more frustrated then decided it's too much effort and thought he might as well scam for a little bit of money before he leaves it's not like he would have any more incentive to care about feedback.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 19, 2012, 03:54 pm
Guys,

This was a very good vendor. I have to them the benefit of the doubt. The stuff he is listing he has listed before.
I did notice the price drop a few eeks back, didn't think anything of it. I also see some people getting orders.
Anything is possible. In this biz, shit happens. I take it The Farmacy is not answering PM's? Are you all on FE's?
They haven't been on since 11/18/2012.

4 more hours.....
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 19, 2012, 05:09 pm
Seems like as someone said above hes only replying to pms from people who have not bought from him. He hasn't even bothered reading my messages. all unread I don't know if he just knows its going to be about WHERE IS MY ORDER and doesn't wanna deal with it. Or something other that hes trying to ignore people waiting and bring in more sales from people who havne't bought yet..



It's mon, so tommorow will officially be 2 weeks. If you say he's been viewing the forums, why would he not say anything??

and uniwiz are u a admin or are u just someone who creates some useless forum thread that has vendors not to trade with that 99% of the people buying wont even view?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 19, 2012, 07:00 pm
Seems like as someone said above hes only replying to pms from people who have not bought from him. He hasn't even bothered reading my messages. all unread I don't know if he just knows its going to be about WHERE IS MY ORDER and doesn't wanna deal with it. Or something other that hes trying to ignore people waiting and bring in more sales from people who havne't bought yet..



It's mon, so tommorow will officially be 2 weeks. If you say he's been viewing the forums, why would he not say anything??

and uniwiz are u a admin or are u just someone who creates some useless forum thread that has vendors not to trade with that 99% of the people buying wont even view?

Just some one with a useless forum thread :(
That gets you. I just stepped out of this, Good Luck, you shouldn't have FE'ed.
Don't treat somebody who is helping you like that.
Now you can FUCK OFF.

Goodbye!

The Farmacy,

Times up.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 19, 2012, 07:18 pm
Seems like as someone said above hes only replying to pms from people who have not bought from him. He hasn't even bothered reading my messages. all unread I don't know if he just knows its going to be about WHERE IS MY ORDER and doesn't wanna deal with it. Or something other that hes trying to ignore people waiting and bring in more sales from people who havne't bought yet..



It's mon, so tommorow will officially be 2 weeks. If you say he's been viewing the forums, why would he not say anything??

and uniwiz are u a admin or are u just someone who creates some useless forum thread that has vendors not to trade with that 99% of the people buying wont even view?

Just some one with a useless forum thread :(
That gets you. I just stepped out of this, Good Luck, you shouldn't have FE'ed.
Don't treat somebody who is helping you like that.
Now you can FUCK OFF.

Goodbye!

The Farmacy,

Times up.


Didn't mean to come off rude lol, but I'm just saying it doesn't help the people buying from him, and it also does NOTHING to stop him from taking money from other people. I could care less if he takes money from other people, or I don't care if he took money from me. I'm just saying you making a forum thread over bad vendors and good vendors is not going to reduce anything. I mean I even bought from him without reviewing the forum like I should've, because if I did I would've noticed things we're getting shady.


Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: NOTspacecase on November 19, 2012, 07:26 pm
Yes, because we all know creating a thread reviewing vendors does absolutely no good, please....
If you actually take the time to read them threads and never FE then you won't lose any money on this site, that simple.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 19, 2012, 07:28 pm
You did come off rude. This is a problem for the scammies, how to control their temper, and think rationally.
What other choices do you have? You FE'ed, no admin is going to help you.  I feel really bad that a recommended vendor is going south.
Now handle it yourself, I'm done. :-X
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 19, 2012, 07:50 pm
You did come off rude. This is a problem for the scammies, how to control their temper, and think rationally.
What other choices do you have? You FE'ed, no admin is going to help you.  I feel really bad that a recommended vendor is going south.
Now handle it yourself, I'm done. :-X


lol cy@
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Nunya on November 20, 2012, 12:02 am
I noticed today the bad feedback on Farmacy's page is gone - can vendors delete feedback they don't like?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 21, 2012, 03:10 am
The Pharmacy, can you please send my weed. I ordered a half oz of bruce banner and half oz of the LA COF along with 2 of the chewba chews. <<<3333
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Snooze on November 21, 2012, 04:01 am
Hate scammers! funny thing to boot he has a $20 lotto for an oz!
a real business man knows if you stay legit they will make more money in the long run.
Sorry for those with losses. Never Fe is the lesson I guess.

LMFAO@ Secret Agent Pre Rolled Joint- Low Grade and the 2 suckers that bought it!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: JacobBang on November 21, 2012, 04:17 am
The Pharmacy, can you please send my weed. I ordered a half oz of bruce banner and half oz of the LA COF along with 2 of the chewba chews. <<<3333

Wow,  so you come here to bitch and moan about an order you didn't get.  FE'd and start snapping on some trying to help you.  You know what.  You got what you deserve; an education!!!  I ordered from The Farmacy when he first came to SR.  Got my package in 2 days.  Guess what I didn't do.  FE'd!!!  With all the vendors that DON'T ask to FE and you chose him.  Glad YOUR bitcoins taught me to stay away from him.  Seriously grow up and move on!!!
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 21, 2012, 05:12 am
lol who the fuck is moaning idc bro, im just asking him again to send it. how about you stay up in your lane
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: OmNiVor on November 21, 2012, 08:35 am
get up off ah dat grill, makeurself feel betta, farmacy took us all for a fool, hes prolly shooting H right now inbetween his toes good riddens to that worthelss sack of flesh.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Hooper Crosby on November 21, 2012, 01:41 pm
I told you guys back in September he was shady.  The way he responded to my review should have been a big red flag.  Instead, I got marginalized by the community for posting an honest respectful review of my experience. Sort of turned me off to writing reviews for a while.  I realized people don't want the truth until they start loosing $.  Good riddance Farmacy...

I sure would have liked to try some of that Bruce Banner though  8)
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: dimitrithc420 on November 21, 2012, 01:47 pm
I havent used the farmacy but am def interesred as the strains look dank. He had good commmunication with me so I might place an order and see
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Hooper Crosby on November 21, 2012, 02:08 pm
And another thing, everyone who gave negative feedback, go back and check that it hasn't been changed.  I had my 1/5 feedback changed to 5/5 somehow!
I don't know how that happened, but this guy obviously had the mods and the rest of the community fooled for a while.
The Farmacy and the community lashed out at me when I posted a respectful, but honest review, when it wasn't a popular opinion.
I hope this serves as a learning experience to the community.  Remember, we are all in this together. 
Even if we don't all agree with each other, we need to be respectful towards each other's opinions.
Hopefully my review back in September steered at least 1 person away from this seller.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: dimitrithc420 on November 21, 2012, 02:14 pm
well that answers my question. thanks Hooper
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Hooper Crosby on November 21, 2012, 02:40 pm
well that answers my question. thanks Hooper

No problem bud!  Happy to help ;D

FYI looks like hes responding to new buyers, but not customers who have orders pending with him +20 days out. 
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: dimitrithc420 on November 21, 2012, 03:09 pm
Well damn thats some sketchy shit haha
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: kingkong24251 on November 21, 2012, 05:59 pm
I havent used the farmacy but am def interesred as the strains look dank. He had good commmunication with me so I might place an order and see


hmm well yea that sounds like he is either A not interested in listening to the people waiting b/c shipping is slow to begin with, and just wants to bring in more money from the customers trying to buy rather then reply to customers complaining. I still want to have hope my package will come in, but it seems as if he's targeting new people rather then helping old customers or waiting customers, just isn't a good look.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: keeprolling on November 21, 2012, 08:06 pm
It looks like SR support is on to him. I sent a message to SR support and they replied saying they know he is a scammer. SR support reply to my message:

Yeah we suspended his account for being a scammer.

~SR Support
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 25, 2012, 02:59 am
Bullshit, the account is still open. People are still getting scammed.
Please go back and correct your ratings for this scammer.
Checked in the 21st hasn't been back. Vendor is down to 86. If you edit your reviews you could drop it lower?
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 25, 2012, 11:27 am
This vendor is down to 83% that's 3% overnight. Nice job guys ;)
Bad reviews keep coming in. "The Farmacy" game is over :-*
I don't know what happened, but you deserve all the bad karma you have created.
Next we neg rep your login name. Post #1, give em a -1.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: munden on November 25, 2012, 10:28 pm
Yep, 24 days later no communication and no product. :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 25, 2012, 11:09 pm
You can't fix stupid. Even I fell for it. Things were going really good for a while. Slowly complaints started coming in :'(
Go back, and edit your SR vendor reviews on this vendor. Give him a 1, they deserve it. Put in that he scammed you.
Stop whining about FEing, and do the very least you can do. Edit your review!! I still see a bunch of FE's in their reviews. Are you people that lazy, or stupid? Sorry, had to get it out. I can't believe people don't go back and edit their reviews. Doesn't help anyone but the scammer.

How to edit your vendor reviews:
Account-> View Feedback-> Edit

The Farmacy is 83%, I'd like to see that drop tonight;)
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: bho4ever on November 26, 2012, 05:56 am
Damn, i wanted to try some Cheeba Chews :)

80.8% positive feedback  now
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 27, 2012, 01:30 am
Me too, they were good while they lasted.

Ya I saw that, nice job. Hopefully the orders are slowing down, Anybody who FE's an 80%vendor is foolish.

Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Barbijuana on November 27, 2012, 04:15 pm
I had 2 orders from 3 months ago that I just changed to 1/5

#stonerswatchingout
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: bho4ever on November 27, 2012, 09:04 pm
Hey look i found, wasn't even searching for it.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/10e53ad0be
XL 112mg Cheeba Chew (Mint Hybrid) - $32.00
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on November 28, 2012, 04:40 am
Hey look i found, wasn't even searching for it.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/10e53ad0be
XL 112mg Cheeba Chew (Mint Hybrid) - $32.00

+1 boy those are expensive. I see they are stronger 70mg was $25 drop to $19 during the scam.

+1 to anybody who edited their reviews. I see his vendor account is suspended. Nice job SR support.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: Winston420 on November 29, 2012, 10:16 pm
Is there any update in news about The Farmacy?   
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: saitekman12345 on December 02, 2012, 06:28 pm
Is there any update in news about The Farmacy?
Yes, he is banned for SR.
He is a scammer and will not sell on the SR ever, again.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: nusakan on December 02, 2012, 10:13 pm
Yes, he is banned for SR.
He is a scammer and will not sell on the SR ever, again.

(Under THAT name).
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on January 05, 2013, 03:15 pm
Yes, he is banned for SR.
He is a scammer and will not sell on the SR ever, again.

(Under THAT name).
Yep, under another name requesting FE after he sets the bait. The lemmings will follow :(
Hopefully you now know what to watch for. Good luck everyone.
Title: Re: The Farmacy Review Thread
Post by: uniwiz on February 13, 2013, 10:12 pm
It is more a preorder than FE, since it is taking time to get more money to restock the product since it is not a cheap product to vend, also its hard to keep listings up w/o selling out.

If you don't want to FE order one of the products which are in stock or wait until I have the product in stock.

The blue dream and new OG Kush 1/4ths are in stock and don't require FE


My advice as a vendor would be to stay away from pre-orders.  You're better off closing up shop for a bit until you get the BTC to purchase an item.  Pre-orders are a disaster waiting to happen.  Suppose you sell a couple ounces, then some complication arises when you go to pick up the product? At best it's going to be a clusterfuck and at worst it will do permanent and serious damage to your reputation.   Given how competitive the cannabis market is on SR, there's no sense in taking that risk.

Your product is fabulous: you'll have no problem getting rid of that strawberry cough whenever it arrives.  No sense in taking chances when you've already established yourself as a top-notch cannabis seller.

+1 TheGrandWizard

Too many scams start this way. Same excuse, need money.
All of it's true, but hurt your rep?
Slowly build the biz up with reliable customers.

To the customers, it's not worth FEing with a new vendor, no matter.

This vendor scammed a lot of people. All using FE.

I thought you all might need a reminder, don't FE ;)