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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: Hassan I Sabbah on May 04, 2012, 11:05 pm

Title: The future of T Mart!?!
Post by: Hassan I Sabbah on May 04, 2012, 11:05 pm
   Due the the recent success of 4:20 sales 7-11 is pleased to announce it's merger with T Mart. Stock options will be available this upcoming Monday.
   
    In an exclusive interview with Tony76 let me first say,that contrary to internet rumor, he is NOT the comedic actor Tony Danza... he looks  nothing like him actually.Instead he comes across as someone who might be doing just a bit too much of his own yayo.

        I met him in a factory on the outskirts of Toronto in an industrial park. Inside the factory I saw the same kind of busy activity of what you might expect occurs daily inside an Amazon warehouse.. except that the employees appeared to be underage naked children wrapping up what appeared to be countless bundles of flour or sugar.

     Tony appeared extremely anxious upon meeting me and insisted on patting me down due to unmentioned  'security concerns'. Although i am not a homosexual I must say i quite enjoyed being frisked by the strong masculine arms of this legendary drug dealer.

      I asked him what his vision for T Mart was and he paused for about 5 minutes before breaking out a big line of what he said was "premium shit". I declined his invite to partake of what appeared to be a hourly ritual with him.

Having finished the lines his eyes became rather wide and his face rather animated. "My vision for T Mart is a cross between a 7-11 and a Crispy Creme... but instead of buying lottery tickets, tobacco,coffee, or doughnuts customers will receive unexpected gifts: sometimes flour,sometimes sugar, or sometimes nothing at all! T Mart will sell only dreams..because in the end..that's all the people really want!"
 
    At that he moved quickly and suddenly like a startled baby deer into the darkness of the night.

He has not been seen since.

His current whereabouts are still unknown and subject to rumor. He will always be the "Mystery Man" of Silk Road.
           
 5/5 FE  Based only on his virtual identity.
Title: Re: The future of T Mart!?!
Post by: Delta11 on May 04, 2012, 11:10 pm
Can I please know what drug you're on right now, that's the most amazing original content ever.
Title: Re: The future of T Mart!?!
Post by: pholscolloid89 on May 04, 2012, 11:18 pm
   Due the the recent success of 4:20 sales 7-11 is pleased to announce it's merger with T Mart. Stock options will be available this upcoming Monday.
   
    In an inclusive interview with Tony76 let me first say,that contrary to internet rumor, he is NOT the comedic actor Tony Danza... he looks  nothing like him actually.Instead he comes across as someone who might be doing just a bit too much of his own yayo.

        I met him in a factory on the outskirts of Toronto in an industrial park. Inside the factory I saw the same kind of busy activity of what you might expect occurs daily inside an Amazon warehouse.. except that the employees appeared to be underage naked children wrapping up what appeared to be countless bundles of flour or sugar.

     Tony appeared extremely anxious upon meeting me and insisted on patting me down due to unmentioned  'security concerns'. Although i am not a homosexual I must say i quite enjoyed being frisked by the strong masculine arms of this legendary drug dealer.

      I asked him what his vision for T Mart was and he paused for about 5 minutes before breaking out a big line of what he said was "premium shit". I declined his invite to partake of what appeared to be a hourly ritual with him.

Having finished the lines he his eyes became rather wide and his face rather animated. "My vision for T Mart is a cross between a 7-11 and a Crispy Creme... but instead of buying lottery tickets, tobacco,coffee, or doughnuts customers will receive unexpected gifts: sometimes flour,sometimes sugar, or sometimes nothing at all! T Mart will sell only dreams..because in the end..that's all the people really want!"
 
    At that he moved quickly and suddenly like a startled baby deer into the darkness of the night.

He has not been seen since.

His current whereabouts are still unknown and subject to rumor. He will always be the "Mystery Man" of Silk Road.
           
 5/5 FE  Based only on his virtual identity.

Imprint's speed quite good then?
Title: Re: The future of T Mart!?!
Post by: bwompah on May 04, 2012, 11:25 pm
I was getting sick of all the tony threads, but this was hilarious. You win.

...and seriously, what drugs are you on? I feel like you might have just done some vendor a huge favor by inadvertently vouching for their product quality.
Title: Re: The future of T Mart!?!
Post by: spacewasp on May 04, 2012, 11:30 pm
haha lulz
Title: Re: The future of T Mart!?!
Post by: mfunk on May 05, 2012, 12:19 am
Awesome when does this open? I'm a dreamer!!
Title: Re: The future of T Mart!?!
Post by: ijumz on May 05, 2012, 01:45 am
Hahahaha omg this is so great