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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: thecatinthehat101 on July 09, 2013, 12:52 pm
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Omg why didn't I know about this guy his threads are off the hook but I love it. I want to be recruited and trained by by the best is he still around??
Bath Salts Rambo your def hard core but ya know what I love it. Train me! *Salutes Reporting for duty as ordered sir!
"Why do you keep deleting your account and starting over? It doesn't delete your former posts ... just so you know ..."
Response:
"Soldier we all need to change our garments at some point. We all need to change our robes and roles. I have my reasons. When Jesus was nailed to the cross for all our sins, they asked him the same thing, what will you do now you scoundrel from Nazareth. And you know what he did? He "STARTED OVER"."
STARTED OVER. He came back. I have also started over. A resurrection of sorts.
Jack N Hoff I literally pissed myself when people were asking why he kept deleting his account and you threw in
"They" asked Jesus why he keeps deleting his forum account and making a new one?"
Bravo Sir :)
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"What is your malfunction numb skull? Did your mommy and daddy give you enough love when you were growing up? Please get feet off your my sofa and don't stain my beloved carpet that would break my beating heart.
Now why don't you get on board? Why don't you get with a winner? Why don't you climb on board ride with us? Were going to victory? Please take your sneakers off that couch or you are wall paper am I being red clear! Do you understand me private?"
"Hey we are at the 10 year line men you understand? Can you count 1, 2, 10 where are my running backs? Where are my running backs? Hey I didn't see you in church on Sunday Son? You had something more important to do? Not on Sunday you don't... not anymore. I will make you believe..you understand?
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let's not forget all of his wonderfully irrelevant Bible quotes! :P
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Or his crack rocks stuck to scotch tape inside of envelopes. Godspeed Rambo!
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I will NOT tolerate playing around on my watch. My employees know it. They're well compensated. 1 employee of mine though it fit to steal from my operation. I didn't confront him, I didn't accuse him, I didn't cast an evil eye on him. No. I took my loaded Glock 17 and put it to the back of his head and put 2 rounds through him. And my other employees knew to never, ever, EVER fuck with me again.
I am a drug dealer, I am heavily armed, and I am trained by the state to be a lethal, cold hearted bastard. But I don't play around when it comes to my business.. and I don't tolerate others playing around with my business either.
IN REGARDS TO LIARS: Levicitus 20:13 "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death."
Under-fucking-stood?
I once had to literally chew at a mans neck till I got the jugular because he was ontop of me in a fistfight and we were taking fire from all sides. Oddly, it seemed natural to me at the moment. I just bit right into his adams apple and put him out of commission. Other then that, I'm a nice guy. (Unless accused of atrocious schemes to fleece some 2bit crack user out of a paltry sum of $500).
Ezekiel 20:25-26 I also gave them over to statutes that were not good and laws they could not live by; I let them become defiled through their gifts—the sacrifice of every firstborn—that I might fill them with horror so they would know that I am the LORD
A little reminder to those who like to spread FUD..
Deuteronomy 14:6-7 You may eat any animal that has a split hoof divided in two and that chews the cud. However, of those that chew the cud or that have a split hoof completely divided you may not eat the camel, the rabbit, or the coney.
An interesting thing happened today. I was grilling myself a steak for lunch. And 1 of the steaks was undercooked. I think I forgot to grill it for more then a minute. It was beyond rare. It was literally bleeding, dripping blood of the cow. For a second I thought "oh, I should cook it a little more". But then a voice in my head told me to try it as is, I might enjoy the taste. You know what happened next? I did. I ate it. I loved it completely rare and raw. Dripping in its natural red juices. It satisfied me. It really, satisfied me in a way that even the loins of a woman couldn't. You understand, son?
Matthew 6:1 Be careful not to do your ‘acts of righteousness’ before men, to be seen by them.
you're welcome. :P
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Omg I can't get enough of this guy. This is really good shit!
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Epic