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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: brockeh on January 09, 2012, 10:16 am
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Id love to have an awesome lie ready when the question inevitably comes, coz i got nothing at the moment =O Im thinking more of parental units/ room mates/ curious-whoever rather then LEO so it doesnt need to be bulletproof just plausible..
'they' know enough that i dont suddenly have many 1 time penpals around the world. what type of ebay item could i be buying (regularly even??) for example that would lead to lots of standard envelopes?
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"fuck off and mind your own business" would most likely be my reply
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Getting into exotic murder-memorabilia or Ukranian porn on microfiche.
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Tell him your buying drugs and that it's your personal choice to use them. If he doesn't like that make him live in your closet in a dog cage and never let him leave.
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old school & worldwide candies/sweets/chocolate...is perfect..works and has worked everytime for me, don't have to worry about that stuff any more but thought i'd help out.
whatever you choose make sure the item is "disposable" and not "permanent" e.g if your ordering from SR more then once a month and you say your ordering clothes/shoes e.t.c their going to expect your wardrobes to be packed to the brim lol
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phone screen covers, lots of websites give free samples hence lots of countries, thats probably good enough.
It gets tricky when i get one of pharmvilles packages, i wont mention specifics but anyone whos got something from them would see how it could lead to questions from someone who passes you your mail. Pharmvilles packaging is undeniably awesome and basicly bulletproof going through customs for the record, but it does potentially commit me to an awkward lie. i went with "its for a friend" heh
yeah i do try to intercept my special mail at the box but doesnt always work out
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PO Box with addressed letters coming in to "Ministry of Holy Light Missions" or some other religious front, nobody will care.
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"I have a lot of online friends, sometimes we send each other mail. I also started this Ukranian microfiche porn appreciation club with a guy named Megatherium. No, I don't have a projector. I just put the slides against my eye and shine a LED lantern at it. Then I masturbate furiously before running to the bathroom for my eye drops."
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"fuck off and mind your own business" would most likely be my reply
+1. if they ain't plod.
Not my first choice for my mum :P
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Collecting/trading seems to be the simplest explanation, like someone suggested e.g. stamps or cards (magic the gathering, sports, etc.). Make sure to have some specimen of the product to show.
The very best solution though would be to get your own place or at least a different address, because otherwise this will sooner or later end in tears, inevitably.
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Trading cards Pokemon, Yu-gi-oh etc if your in the 16 - 25 age range
you probably have a deck, just whip out some 'shineys' if someone asks to see them
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Trading cards Pokemon, Yu-gi-oh etc if your in the 6 - 8 age range
you probably have a deck, just whip out some 'shineys' if someone asks to see them
fixed those comment for you !! say computer parts if you like computers?
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"Why? Because i am reverting back to how it used to be, because i didnt get to experience what it felt like writing letters to penpals like you and everybody else over the age of 30. There is a group on facebook which i am a part of which we are reclaiming the old world ways, you know penpals, talking on landlines, meeting up at parks for picnics etc. Now leave me alone and mind your own business"
:)
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What.. and your mum doesnt open your mail?
That is one cool mum;)
I don't know your situation but maybe she would appreciate some honesty? Mums are great for keeping you on the sometimes straight and sometimes narrow.
Expect to be told no more drug shipments to the house.
Rent a PO BOx?
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nah doesn't open my mail, doesn't snoop through my room, its all about setting boundaries when they are young :P
Hmm honesty is one of many policies.. she knows i use drugs and tolerates that but i dont think this tolerance would extend to me personally importing them
A PO box is perfect on paper but takes away a lot of deniability, that is like a safety blanket for me