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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: TheSampleMan on August 11, 2012, 08:12 pm

Title: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: TheSampleMan on August 11, 2012, 08:12 pm
Hello SR community,

I am TheSampleMan(well, this alias). I've been on the Road for almost a year now and really enjoy the successful transactions as well as majority of the folks here.

I am offering my services to the community. The service offered will be examining products from the vendors on SR. I will be reviewing any and all products. Every vendor that sends a sample will have a full, honest review. The review will be extremely detailed including: product quality, response time(punctuality), packaging, shipping time, price and people skills. Each review will have a rating scale of 5 contributing to each trait of the vendor.

Each review will have 2 separate(but same) reviews. One within my main thread and one personal review thread(Vendor specific). This will allow potential customers the ability to see your review and post their thoughts. The main thread will not be taking any posts from other SR members.

There will not be any biased reviews! I will not be bribed! I will take this very seriously!

I will be taking this challenge to heart and will be purchasing a vendor's account with $0 listings for each vendor that uses my service to leave feedback so all customers can see which vendors have used my service.

In order for me to do this I require at least 15 vendors to show interest since vendor accounts cost $150. Please take consideration to this service. The community would greatly appreciate this and gives the opportunity to provide honest reviews for new product batches as well as new vendors.

thank you for your time <3,

TheSampleMan
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: w00w00w001 on August 11, 2012, 08:21 pm
No reason to spam, it's only going to downgrade your attempt at a 'professional sample service' -- and why not use your main alias considering you already have some reputation? Dunno I'm new here myself but it looks like most people will not give out samples to unknown people; they are looking for veterans of SR. I would be just as happy to sample a product for a vendor and I could just as adequately review samples for people. Can't say I've been on SR for long but I've been in the game for many many years and that's what I would base my knowledge from. You should maybe say the same =) Maybe try and focus on a specific product or a few different products? IE: I mainly use opiates and hallucinogens, and that is where my years of experience comes from.. How about you?

But HEY I like your attitude and motivation!

To anyone out there, I would be just as willing to sample a product, I have a high tolerance for opiates (years of use) and have attended more festivals than I could tell you about ;) I also have a college degree so if that's any basis I could give you an educated review! Sorry to hijack your thread? I'm sure the vendors need more than one sampler though ;P

Good luck.
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: Limetless on August 11, 2012, 08:23 pm
Professional sampling service? So basically you are a professional beggar?

Gawwwwwwd sake
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: w00w00w001 on August 11, 2012, 08:26 pm
Professional sampling service? So basically you are a professional beggar?

Gawwwwwwd sake

But he's going to take the challenge to heart!
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: Limetless on August 11, 2012, 08:29 pm
Professional sampling service? So basically you are a professional beggar?

Gawwwwwwd sake

But he's going to take the challenge to heart!

Yeah I'm fucking sure he will.  ::)
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: Shroomeister on August 11, 2012, 08:31 pm
Professional sampling service? So basically you are a professional beggar?

Gawwwwwwd sake

Reckon I could not have said it better myself.

I had NO problem finding 10 "professional" samplers when I started vending on SR.

This idea is too funny.
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: BlarghRawr on August 11, 2012, 08:32 pm
I'm just gonna be a dick and say that I could probably offer a better service than you.

But mostly, +discourage.

And +karma to shroom and limetless.
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: Limetless on August 11, 2012, 08:38 pm
Cheers BlarghRawr. I'm off to ring up my professional foot stool and also my professional arse wiper and the guy I employ to say "Have you got any spare change" as I walk down the street to make me feel good about myself.

LOL
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: w00w00w001 on August 11, 2012, 08:39 pm
Professional sampling service? So basically you are a professional beggar?

Gawwwwwwd sake

But he's going to take the challenge to heart!

Yeah I'm fucking sure he will.  ::)

Lol, I can 1up him. I'll take the challenge intravenously :P
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: BlarghRawr on August 11, 2012, 08:43 pm
Cheers BlarghRawr. I'm off to ring up my professional foot stool and also my professional arse wiper and the guy I employ to say "Have you got any spare change" as I walk down the street to make me feel good about myself.

LOL
Lawls. Yeah, that's about the same reaction I had to this.
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: BlarghRawr on August 11, 2012, 08:51 pm
The community would greatly appreciate this
Apparently not.
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: Shroomeister on August 11, 2012, 08:51 pm
Quote

I am a professional pot smoker. My resume includes OVER A DEDCADE of smoking grass EVERYDAY! Multiple times a day! Send me all your weeds for a review from a lifetime stoner!

lmao
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: Limetless on August 11, 2012, 08:52 pm
Are you autistic or something?

If they were it wouldn't be as bad lol.....  ::)
Title: Re: TheSampleMan-offering a legitimate REVIEW service to the SR community
Post by: Heterocyclic on August 11, 2012, 09:18 pm
it's a decent idea, but people who buy the product usually leave feedback describing the quality of the product, so sending all of the products to one single person for 'sampling' is pretty redundant.