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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: TheyCallMeWonderBread on January 10, 2012, 07:33 am

Title: Need help
Post by: TheyCallMeWonderBread on January 10, 2012, 07:33 am
Hey whats up i'm new to SR I just joined yesterday and I love this website it's incredible what you can do here I love it and hope to be a happy member of SR :D

But I wanted to know a few things.
First off where the hell do I buy bit coins for a good price? They're so expensive!
Also i'm new to drugs and getting high so what should I try for my first time?
Anddd how do you mine for Bitcoins? I've tried but I get an incredibly low amount like 0.0000000385 every 1hour ._.

How would you buy things from people on here anyway? If I bought drugs could they be traced to my address? I understand that the credits are encrypted and everything but it's the address the person ships it to that scares me.

Also do most people ship drugs and stuff incognito? Like in discreet packaging? Or is it terribly obvious?

I still live with my parents and stuff so I gotta be real careful I wanna get high but not so high they would notice right off the bat.

But anyway i'm new here and happy to see that a website like this exists, fight the power! XD
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: PumpkinYeti on January 10, 2012, 07:45 am
You can't get bitcoins for a good price. They're always too expensive. They ask $6/each but they're actually only worth about 50 cents/each.

For your first time you should try heroin.

If you buy drugs, they WILL be traced to your address.

They're never shipped incognito. If you order marijuana for example, there's a big label on it that says INSIDE THIS IS MARIJUANA.

In other words, please do me and your kind parents a favor and wait until you're 18 to even dream of ordering even a cigarette from here.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: TheyCallMeWonderBread on January 10, 2012, 07:56 am
LOL you gotta be kidding. Right? ._.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: QTC on January 10, 2012, 07:57 am
If you had today in the "when does Eternal September arrive" pool, you've won. Congratulations!
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: moonbear on January 10, 2012, 01:38 pm
You can't get bitcoins for a good price. They're always too expensive. They ask $6/each but they're actually only worth about 50 cents/each.

For your first time you should try heroin.

If you buy drugs, they WILL be traced to your address.

They're never shipped incognito. If you order marijuana for example, there's a big label on it that says INSIDE THIS IS MARIJUANA.

In other words, please do me and your kind parents a favor and wait until you're 18 to even dream of ordering even a cigarette from here.
I'm under 18 and buy from SR all the time. Quit trolling, have some self respect.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: moonbear on January 10, 2012, 01:44 pm
Hey whats up i'm new to SR I just joined yesterday and I love this website it's incredible what you can do here I love it and hope to be a happy member of SR :D

But I wanted to know a few things.
First off where the hell do I buy bit coins for a good price? They're so expensive!
Also i'm new to drugs and getting high so what should I try for my first time?
Anddd how do you mine for Bitcoins? I've tried but I get an incredibly low amount like 0.0000000385 every 1hour ._.

How would you buy things from people on here anyway? If I bought drugs could they be traced to my address? I understand that the credits are encrypted and everything but it's the address the person ships it to that scares me.

Also do most people ship drugs and stuff incognito? Like in discreet packaging? Or is it terribly obvious?

I still live with my parents and stuff so I gotta be real careful I wanna get high but not so high they would notice right off the bat.

But anyway i'm new here and happy to see that a website like this exists, fight the power! XD
First of all welcome to SR. Hopefully you are not trolling and your just clueless about SR.
Bit coins - Try mt.gox first. Alternatively, the simplest way would be CampBx but it's pretty expensive.
Drugs are usually hidden pretty well, but be careful. Don't let your mom find your DMT and take it away like mine did.
As for what drugs you do, that's a personal choice, but be careful, young people like us should cherish our innocence.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: freddurst1000 on January 10, 2012, 02:01 pm
Don't worry about the price of bitcoins, goods on SR will change price with the value of bitcoin. That said, you'll have to go to an exchange if you don't want to pay large fees. Don't bother with mining them unless you have a high-end ATI graphics card in your computer, anything else is a waste of time and money.

Have you not done any drugs before? Little strange that you'd arrive here without any experience, I'd say weed would be a good place to start. Probably the hardest thing to get in the post though, maybe a bit of hash would be better (and cheaper).

Of course if the package is intercepted it will be traced to your address, it's got your address written on it. You're gonna have to deal with this risk, or find another place to receive parcels (friend's house - if they agree, doubt you'll be able to open a PO box without ID but maybe you'll think of something). As long as drug laws aren't too bad in your country you won't be in too much trouble for personal use, especially as a minor, your parents are gonna kick your ass though. Don't use a fake name either, it makes the package more suspicious. Deny all knowledge of any parcel if something does go wrong.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: HughBerto on January 10, 2012, 03:22 pm
Step #1 - READ THE FORUMS/WIKI. I hate to be that troll but honestly its for your own safety.
With that said I'll briefly answer your questions
1.)Getting coins:
   A.)Use one of the trusted vendors on the board like SugarMama - you will be buying a MoneyPak reload card from CVS/Walgreens/Walmart etc. and exchanging that for coins
   B.)Use a company like get-bitcoin to purchase coins with bank deposit/wire/etc.
   C.)Use a trusted exchange site to purchase coins through a series of hoops ala dwolla
      Btc-e/campbx/tradehill/mtgox/
2.)Where to start your career as a drug user
   A.)Pot; where else.
   B.)Mom and Dads medicine cabinet
   C.)LSD/Mushrooms - much like using heroin, there really is no reason to worry about learning to swim before jumping in the deep end.
      C-1.)Look into Option B.) for something like xanax or similar pill to bring you back when you inevitably lose it.
         Alternatively, buy some here.
   D.)Cocaine-Research Rick James   
3.)Mining for coins
   At this point its a waste, however since your not paying for electricity maybe its worth joining a mining pool
4.)How do you make a purchase - bitcoins
5.)Shipping risks - there is always the risk that someone will find out, in which case one of two situations usually occurs
      A.)Letter - when small amounts are seized, often you, the recipient will get a letter stating mailing contraband is illegal and its left at that
      B.)You don't want me to describe the alternative
         B-1.)If your a minor, maybe they wont try you as an adult.
6.)Shipping practices - Its in everyones best interest to be discrete with packages and shipping. Most vendors make every attempt to make their packages blend in.
   A.)Standard practices - most use Printed labels, correct postage, VALID addresses, flat rate mail via USPS
   B.)Drug specific practices - If it has a detectable odor like weed, it should be vacuum sealed at least 2x etc

hope that clears some of it up for you,
I highly recommend going to erowid.org and becoming familiar the drugs your interested in, they have compiled a comprehensive list of effects,durations,dosages and experience reports
   
   
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: memCheck on January 10, 2012, 03:33 pm
If you want to make any decent money from mining then you will want to use multiple GPUs(graphics cards)
to do the mining and join a pool.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: Asbury on January 10, 2012, 05:06 pm
PumpkinYeti seems like my kind of fella


but seriously kid, read the wiki if you want to do business here: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page


I'm gonna assume you're at least in high school. Go out and make some friends so you have people to do drugs with. I don't think you want to become a loner druggie who progressively tries heavier drugs until you're stealing shit from your house to sell for more drugs. C'mon man.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: TheyCallMeWonderBread on January 10, 2012, 10:31 pm
ight thankyou guys for the help and the tips. I really do appreciate it. This stuff can be beyond confusing x.x
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: ColdFrost on January 11, 2012, 07:43 am
Not confusing just the underground way of being safe  8). Read read, and read some more.

- ColdFrost

Title: Re: Need help
Post by: gg on January 11, 2012, 10:11 am
If you're curious about drug information check out erowid.org. There is a lot of detailed information and user experience stories there.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: FredLint on January 11, 2012, 08:46 pm
You can't get bitcoins for a good price. They're always too expensive. They ask $6/each but they're actually only worth about 50 cents/each.

For your first time you should try heroin.

If you buy drugs, they WILL be traced to your address.

They're never shipped incognito. If you order marijuana for example, there's a big label on it that says INSIDE THIS IS MARIJUANA.

In other words, please do me and your kind parents a favor and wait until you're 18 to even dream of ordering even a cigarette from here.
"In other words, please do me and your kind parents a favor and wait until you're 18 to even dream of ordering even a cigarette from here." Good one Pumkin! Lol!
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: FredLint on January 11, 2012, 08:48 pm
You can't get bitcoins for a good price. They're always too expensive. They ask $6/each but they're actually only worth about 50 cents/each.

For your first time you should try heroin.

If you buy drugs, they WILL be traced to your address.

They're never shipped incognito. If you order marijuana for example, there's a big label on it that says INSIDE THIS IS MARIJUANA.

In other words, please do me and your kind parents a favor and wait until you're 18 to even dream of ordering even a cigarette from here.

 :) But how/where do I buy bitcoins?  :-[
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: FredLint on January 11, 2012, 08:54 pm
I could not find SugarMama in the members search???? :-[

Step #1 - READ THE FORUMS/WIKI. I hate to be that troll but honestly its for your own safety.
With that said I'll briefly answer your questions
1.)Getting coins:
   A.)Use one of the trusted vendors on the board like SugarMama - you will be buying a MoneyPak reload card from CVS/Walgreens/Walmart etc. and exchanging that for coins
   B.)Use a company like get-bitcoin to purchase coins with bank deposit/wire/etc.
   C.)Use a trusted exchange site to purchase coins through a series of hoops ala dwolla
      Btc-e/campbx/tradehill/mtgox/
2.)Where to start your career as a drug user
   A.)Pot; where else.
   B.)Mom and Dads medicine cabinet
   C.)LSD/Mushrooms - much like using heroin, there really is no reason to worry about learning to swim before jumping in the deep end.
      C-1.)Look into Option B.) for something like xanax or similar pill to bring you back when you inevitably lose it.
         Alternatively, buy some here.
   D.)Cocaine-Research Rick James   
3.)Mining for coins
   At this point its a waste, however since your not paying for electricity maybe its worth joining a mining pool
4.)How do you make a purchase - bitcoins
5.)Shipping risks - there is always the risk that someone will find out, in which case one of two situations usually occurs
      A.)Letter - when small amounts are seized, often you, the recipient will get a letter stating mailing contraband is illegal and its left at that
      B.)You don't want me to describe the alternative
         B-1.)If your a minor, maybe they wont try you as an adult.
6.)Shipping practices - Its in everyones best interest to be discrete with packages and shipping. Most vendors make every attempt to make their packages blend in.
   A.)Standard practices - most use Printed labels, correct postage, VALID addresses, flat rate mail via USPS
   B.)Drug specific practices - If it has a detectable odor like weed, it should be vacuum sealed at least 2x etc

hope that clears some of it up for you,
I highly recommend going to erowid.org and becoming familiar the drugs your interested in, they have compiled a comprehensive list of effects,durations,dosages and experience reports
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: JamesDeansSkull on January 12, 2012, 02:56 pm
..... Obvious troll is obvious
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: moonbear on January 12, 2012, 03:17 pm
Actually I couldn't either? At least not on the forums. Weird. She probably would show up on the actual site though.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: SmCoop on January 13, 2012, 04:29 am
You forgot the space.  It's "Sugar Mama" not "SugarMama". :)
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: club on January 13, 2012, 04:44 pm
there's a big label on it that says INSIDE THIS IS MARIJUANA.

I fucking lol'd.

moonbear, you might be underage, but at least you don't act like it. OP kind of has more of that "zomg guise! I wanna get so haaaiiii!!1" vibe going on. Relax and be mature. If you really respect SR and what goes on here, take some respectful time to read through all the faqs and info available first, before vomiting a bunch of questions that could be answered with your own research. Being sloppy with the SR process could end up legally bad for you.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: gg on January 14, 2012, 12:54 am
I wanted to resist saying this for the fear of sounding like a stick in the mud, but you should wait until you're eighteen before you start regularly using drugs OP. There are studies floating around, of mixed credibility, that suggest that using drugs regularly when you're underage can have a lasting effect on your brain. Your brain is still developing, after all. (Before I'm flamed for this, I was warning OP against regular drug use at his age. Kids will be kids and smoke weed or drink on occasion, after all.)

That and this community doesn't need the attention of a horde of parents concerned that their poor babies are being sold drugs online by nasty thugs.
Title: Re: Need help
Post by: moonbear on January 14, 2012, 11:26 pm
I wanted to resist saying this for the fear of sounding like a stick in the mud, but you should wait until you're eighteen before you start regularly using drugs OP. There are studies floating around, of mixed credibility, that suggest that using drugs regularly when you're underage can have a lasting effect on your brain. Your brain is still developing, after all. (Before I'm flamed for this, I was warning OP against regular drug use at his age. Kids will be kids and smoke weed or drink on occasion, after all.)

That and this community doesn't need the attention of a horde of parents concerned that their poor babies are being sold drugs online by nasty thugs.
I agree. Some people are not mature enough and are just not ready for something like SR which requires stable emotions and the ability to think clearly/rationally.