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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Strickland Cocaine on January 22, 2013, 08:04 am

Title: I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.
Post by: Strickland Cocaine on January 22, 2013, 08:04 am
Hank: Ya know Bobby they say old Buck Strickland started out with nothing but a single dollar bill and now he's at the top of the propane ladder, Bobby here's your dollar let's see what you can turn it into
[Later he comes back and sees Bobby bent over doing something with his back turned]
Hank: What are you doing son, did you use that dollar to start a shoe shining business?
Bobby Hill: [Turns around revealing he's eating a taco] What?
Hank: [Shocked] Bobby!
Bobby Hill: You almost made me drop it!
Hank: This is what you spent your dollar on?
Bobby Hill: No I also got a quesadilla, it's from the value menu.
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Post by: TheGoldenEel on January 22, 2013, 08:11 am
dammit bobby
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Post by: DucksWorth on January 22, 2013, 08:12 am
Hank: [Shows Bobby the pace car] So Bobby what do you think?
Bobby Hill: [Feeling the display rope] The rope is soft and pretty
Hank: [sighs] Look at the pace car Bobby, it's what Boomhauer gets to drive if he wins his amateur race.
Bobby Hill: What's a pace car?
Hank: Well it's the car that all the other drivers have to stay behind at the beginning of a race for whenever there's a crash, if Boomhauer wins he'll have the honor of driving on the same track as Dale Earnhardt or as you'd look at it with Jeff Gordon.
Bobby Hill: Jeff Gordon's a race car driver too?, I thought he was just a cereal box model


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Post by: Marlon Brando on January 22, 2013, 08:55 am
This was and still is a fav show of mine. Good name to go along with your great gear.
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Post by: Strickland Cocaine on January 22, 2013, 11:43 pm
Hank: [Shows Bobby the pace car] So Bobby what do you think?
Bobby Hill: [Feeling the display rope] The rope is soft and pretty
Hank: [sighs] Look at the pace car Bobby, it's what Boomhauer gets to drive if he wins his amateur race.
Bobby Hill: What's a pace car?
Hank: Well it's the car that all the other drivers have to stay behind at the beginning of a race for whenever there's a crash, if Boomhauer wins he'll have the honor of driving on the same track as Dale Earnhardt or as you'd look at it with Jeff Gordon.
Bobby Hill: Jeff Gordon's a race car driver too?, I thought he was just a cereal box model


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ha yea the show has some gems
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Post by: DaveTheRave on March 18, 2013, 12:16 pm
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I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.
Hookers?
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Post by: joddypunt on March 18, 2013, 04:18 pm
funny
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Post by: Skyshaydze2 on March 18, 2013, 04:44 pm
Hank could use some drugs