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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: HumboltGreenGarden on July 05, 2013, 07:37 pm
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I have just bought a new Detox drink from my local head shop by the name Vale 4x and they say this is the best detox drink on the market and I will soon see if it is are there any more good remedy's or detox drink's out there that are good also please list
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This can be useful.
Anyone can share with working solutions?
Thank you
YCTT
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If it's weed you're trying to detox from, save your money. The only way to remove THC from your body fat is with time and exercise.
Detox drinks work on the same principle as dilution. Which doesn't remove THC from the body, it just reduces the concentration of THC metabolites in the urine for a couple hours... you can do that with just plain water and a bunch of B12 so your urine has some color.
The most fool proof method I've found is to use someones clean piss ( I believe you can also buy clean dehydrated urine that you can reconstitute in water as well).
What worked for me was putting the clean urine in a condom. Then I'd activate and tape one of those "6 hour hand warmer" things you can get in the sporting goods isle around the condom. That will keep the urine above 98 degrees. I would usually just crotch the whole thing, but there was this one facility that made you do a couple jumping jacks before they sent me in the bathroom. So I have been forced to strap it to my leg with some surgical tape as well.
A word of advice if you're going to try this method. Do a practice run before you go in. It seems pretty straight forward, but it's actually an awkward procedure that's a bit harder to master than it might seem. Coming out of the bathroom covered in piss is probably the wrong time to realize you should have worked out the fine point of transferring piss from a condom to a test cup before being tested on the topic.
A couple of things I learned the hard way was to make sure to take something to pierce the condom with (I would usually carry a pair of fingernail clippers with me in the coin pocket of my jeans) and the other is to make sure you roll up the condom in such a way that you get all of the urine out of it before you put it in your pocket and leave the room... Oh and if you have hairy legs, try not to make too much noise pulling the tape off you thigh! ;)
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Well sad to say that vale 4x did not work ...I am going to order a whizzinator tonight and have it nextday delivered
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Make you own. It's simple and effective. Here is a post of mine from another thread that tells you exactly how.
Drink a half gallon of water. Start drinking about 3 hours before the test. Take a half of a super B complex vitamin about 3 and a half hours before the test. Take some creatine that day and the day prior to the test if you think they will send it to a lab. Your piss will be a very bright yellow color but it will be yellow. You're pissing yellow water. Piss in the toilet before you piss in the cup, pinch it off midstream and then piss in the cup. The first of your piss could be very slightly dirty but after that it's just yellow water. If you're taking the test for law enforcement, they might not like the bright yellow color of your piss buit if they send it to a lab and it has creatine then you're good.
The only important thing in expensive detox is vitamin Bs to make your piss yellow and creatine for if they send it to a lab. All detox instructions tell you to drink a half gallon of water. The trick is that you're just pissing yellow water.
What exactly does the creatine do to interfere with a drug screening?
It makes urine yellow
No. Creatine is for if they suspect your piss is diluted, which it is, and they decide to send it into a lab for testing. They will test it for creatine. If you have no creatine in your piss then you are either an extreme vegetarian or you drank more water than any normal person drinks, probably to dilute your piss for a drug test lol. So if you think someone might send it to a lab because they think it is diluted, you want some creatine in there. Vitamin Bs make your piss HIGHLIGHTER yellow which is why I recommend a half of a vitamin B complex pill instead of a whole one, unless you want to be pissing highlighter ink. ;D
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thx bro you helped me out a lot ;D