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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on July 13, 2012, 02:17 pm
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A while ago I did a thread about where people would go in the world if they could move. Well I have decided where I'm going, my balls are in motion and I've made a plan.
Fuck the U.K, full of shitty weather and cunts.
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Where are you going my friend?
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So......you're moving to Bujumbura? ???
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Lol I wont exactly say where I'm going but you'll find out when I get there and I change my dispatch-from bit on my profile lol. :P
I've been thinking about it for a while tbh and after a lot of soul searching and DJ Fresh - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnk4Hk-DKsg&feature=related it has become clear that it's what I should do. I can't deal with the rain, cunts, rain, slags, rain and grey faced bastards that constitutes the U.K now and it's time to get a fucking tan.
The wheels are in motion, shits going to happen. :)
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You can stay on my moon-base anytime Lim, the keys are under the mat.... Please make sure you do the washing up before you leave!
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Ooh! Are you and Temptress coming to live with me in the desert?! :D
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I lived in London for awhile and totally lucked out when I first got over there, locals were talking about how they hadn't had such a good stretch of weather like we were having in a long time. Towards the end of my stay it started to get rainy and cold.
Anyways DJ Fresh is awesome and I have to say I would prefer UK to the US at this point. I had a total blast when I was over there. I have always loved EDM, especially DnB so I was in heaven. I am pretty worldly and have good manners so I didn't have the whole "ugly American" thing going on so I was able to make friends pretty quickly.
Best of luck in what you decide to do.
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Me and the missus are talking about it seriously.
That said, we are lucky we saved and its possible we can support ourselves but I would need work eventually but have a trade which is not common.
The UK will go to shit fast.
I live in the country but things are not the same, commuters have fucked up house prices so many natives children cannot afford to stay.
Weather is depressing but I may pop some MDMA later on so its sunshine at midnight.
Jeremy would rip me to bits.
Bet he has done some yayo. I know people in the media and they spend BIG on the old coke.
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Lol not in the desert mate, somewhere with a beach though. ;)
Only thing I will miss is going to Fabric but I will just visit the U.K regs.
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You forgot to mention the chavs, CCTV and inferior version of the office. ;)
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You forgot to mention the chavs, CCTV and inferior version of the office. ;)
IF YOU ARE SAYING THE U.K VERSION OF THE OFFICE IS SHIT.......you suck balls.
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Haters.
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Don't come to the US, it fucking blows.
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Thought you where the last British patriot? Glad you have seen the light, or should I say the giant never ending grey cloud that constantly pisses rain in your face. ;D
The UK is an overpopulated shit hole, quasi police state full of socially repressed semi-alcoholic arsewipes. If I wasn't to old id be off to Canada in a flash. 8)
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id be off to Canada in a flash. 8)
This ^^^^^^
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Lol nah I am not going anywhere where they speak fuckin English as a first language. I want a bit of fuckin culture and sun, U.S.A and Australia both go out the window because 1. I don't wana live somewhere where people are fatter than people in England and 2. I don't want to live somewhere where the Prime Minister can be called Kevin. I do like the U.S and Australia and had a very nice time when I visited them and would even go back to both but live there...couldn't hack it.
Nah I wana go somewhere where I can flex my linguistic skills and be a proper expat. I want a country that has better family values than the U.K and U.S as well, want to have Mini-Lims one day and I think childhood is pretty broken in the U.K and it seems to be the same in the U.S as well, maybe worse actually.
And I do love Britain but I don't necessarily like British society. I love the history, the eccentricities, raves and I quite like the Royal family as well because the Queen is like everyone's Nan. On the other hand though, the British government balls that all up for me because they do stupid shit like spy on us through the internet, have CCTV everywhere, have a shitty tax system, everything is fuckin dear (and I'm not being a tight cunt on this), people who take drugs are demonized more than child molesters, the law (which is meant to protect us AND WE FUCKIN INVENTED THAT SHIT...no America, you can't rob that, you based your shit on us) oppresses us and stamps on our freedom and then treats people who should get a slap with some bullshit hippie attitude which makes everyone feel there is no hope and many other things I could list but I don't want to because it's too depressing.
I do love Britain but you can't live in somethings history or it's eccentricities and although Liz is everyone's Nan I don't think she'd be too up for me knockin out batches of Meph in the wine cellar of Buckingham Palace because the fumes might knock over her corgis and I wouldn't want that on my conscience. As such, I'm off to a place where they can't wantonly spy on my browsing history and the rat-race isn't quite so intense.
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Canada or Japan for me most likely :)
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Fuck Canada, they have bears and I can't deal with that shit. I'm from England where the most offensive thing is a cunt in a tracksuit who can't speak properly, how the fuck am I gunna deal with waking up, drinking my morning Innocent Smoothie and looking out in my back garden laying down and having a wank on my compost heap?
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thai sounds like a good option to me.
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Hahaha, I'm just in it for the Hockey, Weed, and Syrup ^-^
As for Japan I fucking love the culture and really want to go at least once in my life :)
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And I do love Britain but I don't necessarily like British society. I love the history, the eccentricities, raves and I quite like the Royal family as well because the Queen is like everyone's Nan. On the other hand though, the British government balls that all up for me because they do stupid shit like spy on us through the internet, have CCTV everywhere, have a shitty tax system, everything is fuckin dear (and I'm not being a tight cunt on this), people who take drugs are demonized more than child molesters, the law (which is meant to protect us AND WE FUCKIN INVENTED THAT SHIT...no America, you can't rob that, you based your shit on us) oppresses us and stamps on our freedom and then treats people who should get a slap with some bullshit hippie attitude which makes everyone feel there is no hope and many other things I could list but I don't want to because it's too depressing.
I do love Britain but you can't live in somethings history or it's eccentricities and although Liz is everyone's Nan I don't think she'd be too up for me knockin out batches of Meph in the wine cellar of Buckingham Palace because the fumes might knock over her corgis and I wouldn't want that on my conscience. As such, I'm off to a place where they can't wantonly spy on my browsing history and the rat-race isn't quite so intense.
couldnt of put it better myself
this place is fucked beyond belief,i too would love to leave for a sunnier climate
good luck with your mission
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Have fun in Spain, great time to move there since house prices are low as shiet :P
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The UK is an overpopulated shit hole, quasi police state full of socially repressed semi-alcoholic arsewipes.
This is the best description of the UK I've ever heard, +1 and I'm getting this on a tea-towel.
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Have fun in Spain, great time to move there since house prices are low as shiet :P
Lol who said I'm going to Spain?
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thai sounds like a good option to me.
Nah Thailand executes drug dealers, not my kind of place. When I stop trading the naughty powder maybe, however that is not going to be for some time.
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Yano what we should do with those cunts Guru, put them in some sort of enclosure where they can't get out, watch them and shoot the ones that step out of line. ;)
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Thought you where the last British patriot? Glad you have seen the light, or should I say the giant never ending grey cloud that constantly pisses rain in your face. ;D
The UK is an overpopulated shit hole, quasi police state full of socially repressed semi-alcoholic arsewipes. If I wasn't to old id be off to Canada in a flash. 8)
Canada's single biggest problem is that we're located right next to the U.S. As former Prime Minister P:ierre Trudeau put it, "Being next to the United States is like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how mild and even-tempered is the beast, one is nevertheless affected by every twitch and grunt."
The current cunts in power here could have been taken from the far-right Republican party, or even the Tea Party. More cops, more prisons, more surveillance... the usual fucked-up drill that hasn't worked south of the border. These cunts are so out of it, that even officials in Texas, arguably America's most backward/repressive state, have said to the Canadian government: "We tried this, and it doesn't work! What are you guys thinking?"
Guru
I vouch for this. If Texas has tried something so stupid and they actually ADMIT it doesn't work, then there is no way in HELL it will work for anyone else
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Have fun in Spain, great time to move there since house prices are low as shiet :P
Lol who said I'm going to Spain?
I thought I remembered from the previous topic that you were pretty fond of the costas so I made the assumption... :P
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Fuck Canada, they have bears and I can't deal with that shit. I'm from England where the most offensive thing is a cunt in a tracksuit who can't speak properly, how the fuck am I gunna deal with waking up, drinking my morning Innocent Smoothie and looking out in my back garden laying down and having a wank on my compost heap?
There are no bears in the cities, Lim. Even in the country, carry a noisemaker, and they'll leave you alone. The idea is not to startle one, or get between a mother and cubs.
Guru
Yeah but I would definitely startle one. If I saw one I'd probably shout "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT" fall over something, break a load of glass and then shout about that because I'd end up with half a pint glass in my arse.
Also....if bears are smart enough to open a dustbin....they are smart enough to open a door.....if they are smart enough to open a door.........they are smart enough to open my door, creep upstairs to my bedroom and rape me in the arse while I slept and then open the door and jack all my Innocent Smoothies on the way out. Fuckin slaaaags.
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I vote for moving to Spain. It is fucking beautiful there! Beautiful women, beautiful culture, weather, and best of all RELAXED drug laws! I really want to move there but unfortunately life, family, career and a minimal savings won't allow me just yet. Funny years ago I never thought Spain would be a place I'd move to, but after visiting there, I day dream about it.
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Mate, I dont fucking blame you one bit!!!!! I'm off to s.e asia next year for a while teaching english....cant fucking wait!!!!!
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Hahaha, I'm just in it for the Hockey, Weed, and Syrup ^-^
As for Japan I fucking love the culture and really want to go at least once in my life :)
Japan`s not bad for a holiday, but for doing business it`s pretty risky. Since I live here I would advise anyone not come here to deal. A nice place to explore and safely deal is India. Been there for years, really nice place.
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Hahaha, I'm just in it for the Hockey, Weed, and Syrup ^-^
As for Japan I fucking love the culture and really want to go at least once in my life :)
Japan not bad for a holiday, but for doing business it`s pretty risky. Since I live here I would advise anyone not come here to deal. A nice place to explore and safely deal is India. Been there for years, really nice place.
Japan was even better back in the day of legal boomers and 2C-X's, but now it's just a place to have fun being sober. There's some really beautiful wildlife and forests there that not many are aware of. :)) Unless you're Asian or just ripped a bong and are can fool them by being chink-eyed, good luck getting some proper bud. It's all about knowing someone there regarding drugs, overall it's just too risky to get involved in as a gaijin. :-\
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japan is a fucked up place and the uk is a fucking police state and the US will start too look like it soon. Everywhere is fucked and might as well be the Gaza strip.
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Fuck bears they can smell the menstration.
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You forgot to mention the chavs, CCTV and inferior version of the office. ;)
IF YOU ARE SAYING THE U.K VERSION OF THE OFFICE IS SHIT.......you suck balls.
LOL!
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japan is a fucked up place and the uk is a fucking police state and the US will start too look like it soon. Everywhere is fucked and might as well be the Gaza strip.
Fuck the US. It's already a police state. Although I don't mind living in my own country called the confines of my own skin!
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I've always had a love-hate relationship with the US. Wanted to move to the UK but now looks like I might have to rethink that.
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Hahaha, I'm just in it for the Hockey, Weed, and Syrup ^-^
As for Japan I fucking love the culture and really want to go at least once in my life :)
Japan not bad for a holiday, but for doing business it`s pretty risky. Since I live here I would advise anyone not come here to deal. A nice place to explore and safely deal is India. Been there for years, really nice place.
Japan was even better back in the day of legal boomers and 2C-X's, but now it's just a place to have fun being sober. There's some really beautiful wildlife and forests there that not many are aware of. :)) Unless you're Asian or just ripped a bong and are can fool them by being chink-eyed, good luck getting some proper bud. It's all about knowing someone there regarding drugs, overall it's just too risky to get involved in as a gaijin. :-\
Yeah even DMT and shrooms were around back then, now spice got banned recently over here (not that I smoke it). Yeah I love nature so much, I take photos and such on my old film camera. I`ve even climbed Mt.Fuji to the top several times. There is proper bud here, you just gotta meet me ;) You`re right though, its too risky dealing anything whether is be a citizen or Gaijin. Also I`m going to my hometown soon and they have Kiserus as well as Kizami. I`m willing to do a transaction for free (except the shipping costs) as a gesture of good faith.
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The Uk is pretty much a police state but with the TSA and the recent occupy movement America in some places like DC and New York are turning into a police stste your best bet is moving to the country. There are too many guns in the US for martial law to work and I for one would take as many of the pigs with me in case my country became like the UK. The UK took away everyones guns and ther are cameras all over london its just like 1984.
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Live in a police-state or live in a country in total anarchy? Hmm...
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Haha hilarious you're afraid of bears, forgot the UK was void of any real wildlife.
Definitely agree Guru, we're all fucked. Every english-speaking nation is turning to absolute shit.
We do have wildlife but they come in the form of shell-suited bastards that tend to talk like they are from Jamaica even though they just live in Penge and you can easily subdue them by glassing the cunts and stamping on their heads. It's a simple and quite enjoyable way to pass the time. Bears on the other hand have fuckin claws and massive teeth and are stronger than Lions. Lions can rape you in the arse too if they have the chance, so anything that can beat a fuckin Lion can definitely rape me as well.
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I don't mind Padington Bear, but he ain't real and he's one of them sleepy ones that comes from Peru, they alright.