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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Hamb999 on August 15, 2012, 08:04 pm

Title: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: Hamb999 on August 15, 2012, 08:04 pm

The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play
 football and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Arsenal with only 20 Minutes
 left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game
 for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the
 media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about
 his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says in an Iraqi accent.
'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we
 won.
Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day.
Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were
 ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters,
and all while you were having such great time.'

The young lad is very upset, 'What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry.'

'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum,

'It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!'
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: fuckoffehbuddy on August 15, 2012, 11:42 pm
yeah the title sums it up another bad joke man your funny(not really)
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: mahalo on August 16, 2012, 12:09 am
lol is LP that bad?
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: fuckoffehbuddy on August 16, 2012, 12:13 am
lol is LP that bad?
uh yeah mate it is the UK
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: dkmonk on August 16, 2012, 12:24 am
It made me laugh even though I don't understand if it is sarcasm or if it is suppose to mean Middle Easterners in Liverpool have a tough time do to racism and crime.

I think of the UK being soft compared to American ghettos, but I really don't know that for sure. In one week we had 6 murders on our street over the summer do to folks and moes.
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: fuckoffehbuddy on August 16, 2012, 12:27 am
yeah man the UK is no joke
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: dkmonk on August 16, 2012, 12:39 am
Kind of like how Switzerland is no joke?
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: fuckoffehbuddy on August 16, 2012, 01:29 am
Kind of like how Switzerland is no joke?

exactly
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: Hamb999 on August 16, 2012, 08:16 pm
yeah the title sums it up another bad joke man your funny(not really)

Agreed.  That's why I have to rip-off the jokes from the internet.

However, for the safety of the community, I have strict criteria before selecting a joke for posting:
1.  Can actually read the joke to the punch line without losing interest or forgetting what I was doing
2.  Can understand the punch line

As you can see, this significantly limits my joke selection options.  I am, after all, an American. :)
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: ultramarket on August 16, 2012, 09:10 pm
It made me laugh even though I don't understand if it is sarcasm or if it is suppose to mean Middle Easterners in Liverpool have a tough time do to racism and crime.

I think of the UK being soft compared to American ghettos, but I really don't know that for sure. In one week we had 6 murders on our street over the summer do to folks and moes.

At least in America people have the decency to murder you with a gun- in Britain you'll just get stabbed and left on the street to bleed out.
Title: Re: Another bad joke - For my British friends...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on August 19, 2012, 05:45 pm
Lol.......+1


PS: Breaking news! Liverpool sign Bent

http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/big-picture/2012-01-06/breaking-news-liverpool-sign-bent