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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on June 06, 2012, 11:03 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKfC77XAp8
YEAH! ;D
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OMFG...Somewhere between the fuck you thunder song and the candy bar blowjob I go hooked. Cant Wait
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Yeah can't wait till I can see this movie ;D Pretty fucking awesome if you ask me
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Yeah can't wait till I can see this movie ;D Pretty fucking awesome if you ask me
Yeah I know. I actually can't wait to see this, gunna be the best thing in the world.
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Yeah can't wait till I can see this movie ;D Pretty fucking awesome if you ask me
Yeah I know. I actually can't wait to see this, gunna be the best thing in the world.
Mila Kunis 8) <3
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Yeah can't wait till I can see this movie ;D Pretty fucking awesome if you ask me
Yeah I know. I actually can't wait to see this, gunna be the best thing in the world.
Mila Kunis 8) <3
Aww yeah ;D
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This....is.....going......to......be......AWESOME
What like anal?...
had me cracked up.
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This....is.....going......to......be......AWESOME
What like anal?...
had me cracked up.
LOL only if you are giving it out my friend... :P
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LOL only if you are giving it out my friend... :P
No marmite mining happening today... 8)
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I would do such unspeakable things to Mila Kunis that for years afterwards, the mere evocation of my name would be enough to bring her to her knees, in uncontrollable fits of spontaneous orgasms and bitter tears.
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I would do such unspeakable things to Mila Kunis that for years afterwards, the mere evocation of my name would be enough to bring her to her knees, in uncontrollable fits of spontaneous orgasms and bitter tears.
LOL you don't fuck around do ya Horizons. Boss. 8) ;D
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I would do such unspeakable things to Mila Kunis that for years afterwards, the mere evocation of my name would be enough to bring her to her knees, in uncontrollable fits of spontaneous orgasms and bitter tears.
Mila Kunis?
http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/2005000/2005267_c5e3_625x1000.jpg
mmmm yummy! ;D
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Can't wait for that to come out, I have faith in Seth even though Mark has let me down quite a bit since Entourage.
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Lim, you've been karm'ed +.
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I would do such unspeakable things to Mila Kunis that for years afterwards, the mere evocation of my name would be enough to bring her to her knees, in uncontrollable fits of spontaneous orgasms and bitter tears.
Mila Kunis?
http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/2005000/2005267_c5e3_625x1000.jpg
mmmm yummy! ;D
Dude.. why would you post that :P >:(
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OMG I love it! After I saw the Teddy Bear I was like wtf...... I got to see this film lol
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OMG I love it! After I saw the Teddy Bear I was like wtf...... I got to see this film lol
Yeah I first saw it advertised when I went to see Prometheus the other night (good film by the way, recommend it even though I fell asleep a few times through it, massive come down....epic fail) and my friend and I were like.....this looks SIIIIICK. :)
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OMG I love it! After I saw the Teddy Bear I was like wtf...... I got to see this film lol
Yeah I first saw it advertised when I went to see Prometheus the other night (good film by the way, recommend it even though I fell asleep a few times through it, massive come down....epic fail) and my friend and I were like.....this looks SIIIIICK. :)
This looks freakin hilarious. Also can't believe that the awkward kid from Home Alone was actually married to Kunis, how the fuck does that work? Also Jealous that Limet got to see Prometheus already (doesn't come out til the 8th over here).
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OMG I love it! After I saw the Teddy Bear I was like wtf...... I got to see this film lol
Yeah I first saw it advertised when I went to see Prometheus the other night (good film by the way, recommend it even though I fell asleep a few times through it, massive come down....epic fail) and my friend and I were like.....this looks SIIIIICK. :)
This looks freakin hilarious. Also can't believe that the awkward kid from Home Alone was actually married to Kunis, how the fuck does that work? Also Jealous that Limet got to see Prometheus already (doesn't come out til the 8th over here).
I can believe that Mcally Kulkin is married to her, but it fucking PISSES ME OFF that he is married to her. What the fuck is she doing with him? That's like fucking the guy who never grew up. In fact I will go one further, Milla Kunis is banging Peter-fucking-Pan.
Fail Kunis...epic fail.
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I can believe that Mcally Kulkin is married to her, but it fucking PISSES ME OFF that he is married to her. What the fuck is she doing with him? That's like fucking the guy who never grew up. In fact I will go one further, Milla Kunis is banging Peter-fucking-Pan.
Fail Kunis...epic fail.
Was married, she's on the market again until I take her off it ;)
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I can believe that Mcally Kulkin is married to her, but it fucking PISSES ME OFF that he is married to her. What the fuck is she doing with him? That's like fucking the guy who never grew up. In fact I will go one further, Milla Kunis is banging Peter-fucking-Pan.
Fail Kunis...epic fail.
Was married, she's on the market again until I take her off it ;)
I see you have thrown the gauntlet down sir.....let the games begin. ;) :P
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I can believe that Mcally Kulkin is married to her, but it fucking PISSES ME OFF that he is married to her. What the fuck is she doing with him? That's like fucking the guy who never grew up. In fact I will go one further, Milla Kunis is banging Peter-fucking-Pan.
Fail Kunis...epic fail.
Was married, she's on the market again until I take her off it ;)
I see you have thrown the gauntlet down sir.....let the games begin. ;) :P
κχ will personally rape Mila Kunis within 6 weeks just to beat you guys to it
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I can believe that Mcally Kulkin is married to her, but it fucking PISSES ME OFF that he is married to her. What the fuck is she doing with him? That's like fucking the guy who never grew up. In fact I will go one further, Milla Kunis is banging Peter-fucking-Pan.
Fail Kunis...epic fail.
Was married, she's on the market again until I take her off it ;)
I see you have thrown the gauntlet down sir.....let the games begin. ;) :P
κχ will personally rape Mila Kunis within 6 weeks just to beat you guys to it
The Yoghurt Eater will do it in 4, and without the need to rape.
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I would do such unspeakable things to Mila Kunis that for years afterwards, the mere evocation of my name would be enough to bring her to her knees, in uncontrollable fits of spontaneous orgasms and bitter tears.
LOL you don't fuck around do ya Horizons. Boss. 8) ;D
No, Yoghurt Eater, the team does not fuck around. It is the team's belief that The Yoghurt Eater also does not fuck around. He eats yoghurt and doesn't afraid of anything. 8)
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
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Speaking of Macaulay Culkin. Did any of you guy ever see Party Monster?
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I would do such unspeakable things to Mila Kunis that for years afterwards, the mere evocation of my name would be enough to bring her to her knees, in uncontrollable fits of spontaneous orgasms and bitter tears.
LOL you don't fuck around do ya Horizons. Boss. 8) ;D
No, Yoghurt Eater, the team does not fuck around. It is the team's belief that The Yoghurt Eater also does not fuck around. He eats yoghurt and doesn't afraid of anything. 8)
Lol you would be correct about The Yoghurt Eater.....The Yoghurt Eater is currently getting on a Vanilla + Strawberry bio pot and has to say it's rather lush. 8)
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
LOL.. Next thing we'll find out she's blowing Barney the Dinosaur
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
Barney the Dinosaur
That's my boyfriend you are talking about.... :P
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
Barney the Dinosaur
That's my boyfriend you are talking about.... :P
In that case you should call up Tulisa. I hear she's good at sucking the purple dong ;D
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
Barney the Dinosaur
That's my boyfriend you are talking about.... :P
In that case you should call up Tulisa. I hear she's good at sucking the purple dong ;D
Correction my friend, Tulisa is good as making her face purple by slapping it with a dong. ;)
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
Barney the Dinosaur
That's my boyfriend you are talking about.... :P
In that case you should call up Tulisa. I hear she's good at sucking the purple dong ;D
Correction my friend, Tulisa is good as making her face purple by slapping it with a dong. ;)
Haha.. I knew I was right in assuming you had seen the video too :) "Limetless? Yeah he's jerked it to that AT LEAST 4 times" 8)
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
Barney the Dinosaur
That's my boyfriend you are talking about.... :P
In that case you should call up Tulisa. I hear she's good at sucking the purple dong ;D
Correction my friend, Tulisa is good as making her face purple by slapping it with a dong. ;)
Haha.. I knew I was right in assuming you had seen the video too :) "Limetless? Yeah he's jerked it to that AT LEAST 4 times" 8)
Oh I have seen it lol, I found that shit as soon as I heard about it. I didn't get my rocks off to it though, was FUCKING SHIT. Tulisa needs some classes, and I don't mean ones in pottery....
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
Barney the Dinosaur
That's my boyfriend you are talking about.... :P
In that case you should call up Tulisa. I hear she's good at sucking the purple dong ;D
Correction my friend, Tulisa is good as making her face purple by slapping it with a dong. ;)
Haha.. I knew I was right in assuming you had seen the video too :) "Limetless? Yeah he's jerked it to that AT LEAST 4 times" 8)
Oh I have seen it lol, I found that shit as soon as I heard about it. I didn't get my rocks off to it though, was FUCKING SHIT. Tulisa needs some classes, and I don't mean ones in pottery....
Yeah she really does. It's no wonder that guy released it all over the net. He was probably backed up from here to the fucking emerald palace.. A lick here a lick there, in the mouth for a few seconds.. I mean what the fuck is that. I think at 16 girls should have to watch some hardcore in school or something to learn what is, a very valuable life lesson.
Those cock sucking skills will get them a whole lot further in life than fucking algebra that's for sure.
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
Barney the Dinosaur
That's my boyfriend you are talking about.... :P
In that case you should call up Tulisa. I hear she's good at sucking the purple dong ;D
Correction my friend, Tulisa is good as making her face purple by slapping it with a dong. ;)
Haha.. I knew I was right in assuming you had seen the video too :) "Limetless? Yeah he's jerked it to that AT LEAST 4 times" 8)
Oh I have seen it lol, I found that shit as soon as I heard about it. I didn't get my rocks off to it though, was FUCKING SHIT. Tulisa needs some classes, and I don't mean ones in pottery....
Yeah she really does. It's no wonder that guy released it all over the net. He was probably backed up from here to the fucking emerald palace.. A lick here a lick there, in the mouth for a few seconds.. I mean what the fuck is that. I think at 16 girls should have to watch some hardcore in school or something to learn what is, a very valuable life lesson.
Those cock sucking skills will get them a whole lot further in life than fucking algebra that's for sure.
LOL not that you are being sexist with the above post Kap! In fact quite the opposite, never heard such progressive thoughts towards women. :P
You aren't wrong though.... ;)
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Heard she's dating the kid from 6th sense now.
Barney the Dinosaur
That's my boyfriend you are talking about.... :P
In that case you should call up Tulisa. I hear she's good at sucking the purple dong ;D
Correction my friend, Tulisa is good as making her face purple by slapping it with a dong. ;)
Haha.. I knew I was right in assuming you had seen the video too :) "Limetless? Yeah he's jerked it to that AT LEAST 4 times" 8)
Oh I have seen it lol, I found that shit as soon as I heard about it. I didn't get my rocks off to it though, was FUCKING SHIT. Tulisa needs some classes, and I don't mean ones in pottery....
Yeah she really does. It's no wonder that guy released it all over the net. He was probably backed up from here to the fucking emerald palace.. A lick here a lick there, in the mouth for a few seconds.. I mean what the fuck is that. I think at 16 girls should have to watch some hardcore in school or something to learn what is, a very valuable life lesson.
Those cock sucking skills will get them a whole lot further in life than fucking algebra that's for sure.
LOL not that you are being sexist with the above post Kap! In fact quite the opposite, never heard such progressive thoughts towards women. :P
You aren't wrong though.... ;)
Oh I am very very sexist, but it all comes from personal experience. Women like to think that men are the cheaters/liars but when the blinds are closed girls with boyfriends will still drop to their knees like its a fucking day job. But of course, guys cheat because we're "assholes" and girls cheat, because guys are "assholes". So you see how that works :)
We have to put in ground work/effort to get girls. If they look better than say.. a fucking ground hog, they can simply turn up and get laid. So really its only fair that I get to be a bit sexist :D You ever see a girl push their fear aside and approach a group of 4-5 guys? Yeah, never gonna happen.
Not to mention, have you ever met a girl that can just be cool? I have.. maybe like 2-3 in my entire fucking life. With a guy you know where you stand, you say what you think, we can disagree with each other etc.. Girls are concerned solely with agreeing with each other and bitching to you about how they were wronged over the course of the day.
Someone is bound to call me out on generalising here though. And yes.. yes I am. ::)
If I wanted loyalty and companionship, I'd get a Labrador. They're INFINITELY more reliable than a woman.
But I do love being with women.. Their presence, their scent ;) There's just no way I'm going to say that they're equal to men. There's a reason almost all innovation has been done by men, and it's not because women were oppressed/prejudiced against.
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Oh I am very very sexist, but it all comes from personal experience. Women like to think that men are the cheaters/liars but when the blinds are closed girls with boyfriends will still drop to their knees like its a fucking day job. But of course, guys cheat because we're "assholes" and girls cheat, because guys are "assholes". So you see how that works :)
We have to put in ground work/effort to get girls. If they look better than say.. a fucking ground hog, they can simply turn up and get laid. So really its only fair that I get to be a bit sexist :D You ever see a girl push their fear aside and approach a group of 4-5 guys? Yeah, never gonna happen.
Not to mention, have you ever met a girl that can just be cool? I have.. maybe like 2-3 in my entire fucking life. With a guy you know where you stand, you say what you think, we can disagree with each other etc.. Girls are concerned solely with agreeing with each other and bitching to you about how they were wronged over the course of the day.
Someone is bound to call me out on generalising here though. And yes.. yes I am. ::)
If I wanted loyalty and companionship, I'd get a Labrador. They're INFINITELY more reliable than a woman.
FUCKING THIS ^
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Oh I am very very sexist, but it all comes from personal experience. Women like to think that men are the cheaters/liars but when the blinds are closed girls with boyfriends will still drop to their knees like its a fucking day job. But of course, guys cheat because we're "assholes" and girls cheat, because guys are "assholes". So you see how that works :)
We have to put in ground work/effort to get girls. If they look better than say.. a fucking ground hog, they can simply turn up and get laid. So really its only fair that I get to be a bit sexist :D You ever see a girl push their fear aside and approach a group of 4-5 guys? Yeah, never gonna happen.
Not to mention, have you ever met a girl that can just be cool? I have.. maybe like 2-3 in my entire fucking life. With a guy you know where you stand, you say what you think, we can disagree with each other etc.. Girls are concerned solely with agreeing with each other and bitching to you about how they were wronged over the course of the day.
Someone is bound to call me out on generalising here though. And yes.. yes I am. ::)
If I wanted loyalty and companionship, I'd get a Labrador. They're INFINITELY more reliable than a woman.
FUCKING THIS ^
Yeah I gotta say I agree. +1 Kap
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I knew I wasn't the only one :)
It has to be said though. There's waaaaaaaaaaaay too much of this male pussification going on in society these days. If you show your masculinity, you are somehow a dick. Doesn't make much sense to me. Plus girls are a whole lot more violent/abrasive than most guys. If I tell a guy I think he's full of shit (and I only say it when I think it), most of the time they'll just insult me back. Girls on the other hand... they'll go fucking MENTAL. Slap you, drinks in the face, get their guy friends to start on you, it's pathetic. They need to learn that having a vagina doesn't mean you own the world, and get some perspective and take some fucking criticism.
I guess it is cause they are so used to having guys pander/do anything for them to get laid, that they forget what its like to actually have someone disagree with everything you stand for.
And here's a real life example of the male pussification..
Me saying this is sexist.. but a woman saying all men are pigs is pop culture. "You go girlfriend!"..
That's it right there.
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First 30 seconds i was wondering wtf, the second the bear came on, this film looks fucking amazing!!
And seth mcfarlane's working on it, who made the best show to day!
Locker :P
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First 30 seconds i was wondering wtf, the second the bear came on, this film looks fucking amazing!!
And seth mcfarlane's working on it, who made the best show to day!
Locker :P
Lmao, I was the same.. "Wahlberg.. In a fucking romcom?.. OH SHIT A FUCKING CGI BEAR. THERE IS A GOD"
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First 30 seconds i was wondering wtf, the second the bear came on, this film looks fucking amazing!!
And seth mcfarlane's working on it, who made the best show to day!
Locker :P
Lmao, I was the same.. "Wahlberg.. In a fucking romcom?.. OH SHIT A FUCKING CGI BEAR. THERE IS A GOD"
"FUCK YOU THUNDER, YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK"
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First 30 seconds i was wondering wtf, the second the bear came on, this film looks fucking amazing!!
And seth mcfarlane's working on it, who made the best show to day!
Locker :P
Lmao, I was the same.. "Wahlberg.. In a fucking romcom?.. OH SHIT A FUCKING CGI BEAR. THERE IS A GOD"
"FUCK YOU THUNDER, YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK"
Have you seen "The Other Guys"?
One of the most ridiculous films I've ever seen but I watched it fucked up on coke and MAN was I laughing. Wahlberg at his finest.
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I liked the part where Ted's hitting the bong and Mark's got a joint in his mouth gutting the box of Pops lol. And him gesturing to the cashier girl was hilarious. I think this movie will be a classic, you know Seth has thousands of funny ass skits that were too edgy for Family Guy, but will be a blast on a rated R movie coming from the mouth of a teddy bear.
I haven't had time to look for different clips but I saw a picture of Ted sitting on the couch with a bunch of women that look like hookers, that's a positive sign lol.
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Wow Kapp if I could give you a +1 I'd do it, but apparently I've already gave you in the last 72 hours.. Dunno on what tho, lol ::)
I do have 1 girl-friend who is just cool with everything and all that, but she's a lesbian in the closet (I'm 99% sure of that).
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Wow Kapp if I could give you a +1 I'd do it, but apparently I've already gave you in the last 72 hours.. Dunno on what tho, lol ::)
I do have 1 girl-friend who is just cool with everything and all that, but she's a lesbian in the closet (I'm 99% sure of that).
Lmao.. Yeah, the cool ones are usually lesbos/or tomboys. Shy girls can be turned cool though, you just gotta show em whats up ;D Its the bitches that are beyond the pale.
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Wow Kapp if I could give you a +1 I'd do it, but apparently I've already gave you in the last 72 hours.. Dunno on what tho, lol ::)
I do have 1 girl-friend who is just cool with everything and all that, but she's a lesbian in the closet (I'm 99% sure of that).
Lmao.. Yeah, the cool ones are usually lesbos/or tomboys. Shy girls can be turned cool though, you just gotta show em whats up ;D Its the bitches that are beyond the pale.
LOLOLOLOL. You are a bad man Kap. :P
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The girls that seem to get along with my group of guy friends quite well have all been pretty solid sluts. Chicken or the egg thing, I don't know which came first, their affinity to being friends with more guys than girls or their vending machine like ability to spread their legs after dropping a few drinks in them.
It's been a succession of 3 girls over the past few years that specifically fit this role in that they joined our group of guys, the inner circle not the outer circle where tag along girlfriends remain and the conversations are always curbed to not get the boyfriends in hot water. All 3 started with a 'yea she's cool, like one of the guys' type of vibe but they all ended up sleeping with 1 or more of us and ended up being a volcano of drama in the end.
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The girls that seem to get along with my group of guy friends quite well have all been pretty solid sluts. Chicken or the egg thing, I don't know which came first, their affinity to being friends with more guys than girls or their vending machine like ability to spread their legs after dropping a few drinks in them.
It's been a succession of 3 girls over the past few years that specifically fit this role in that they joined our group of guys, the inner circle not the outer circle where tag along girlfriends remain and the conversations are always curbed to not get the boyfriends in hot water. All 3 started with a 'yea she's cool, like one of the guys' type of vibe but they all ended up sleeping with 1 or more of us and ended up being a volcano of drama in the end.
Yeah this is true..
The Holy Grail is the sexually open girl (different to slutty, in that she is capable of being classy but knows how to suck a dick and isn't scared to ride).. that is also cool. They are out there, and they're the most interesting, but intimidating, because they are always very very very confident and self aware. Which is a badass thing, but still a bit scary cause you can't hide your flaws from a girl like that.
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This sounds like Wilfred (rip off).
"Anarchic, irreverent, unshaven, drinks beer, smokes bongs, farts, roots, eats nachos, swears and speaks with an Australian accent".
He and Frodo constantly get high and contemplate the secrets of life. American version is quite good, Australian one I just don't get.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1703925/