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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: RobNHood on September 05, 2012, 02:15 pm

Title: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: RobNHood on September 05, 2012, 02:15 pm
 :oMy name is Rob (ROB IN HOOD) and I specialize primarily in Opioids - Oxycodone, Hydrocodone and eventually will add Cuban Cigars (all brands) and 24k Gold Bullion to that list. I will keep y'all updated as these items become availiable.

Since I am a new vendor, my first priority is to build your trust and confidence. To help do that, I am offering my product at very low prices, including FREE SHIPPING.  Once you see that my pricing is fair, my packaging and delivery are super stealth and  lightening fast - You will be convinced! Give us a try - my goal is to be the busiest, highest regarded pill kingpin ....the Heisenberg of Silk Road (without all that unnecessary violence and killing and stuff......;)

To get this ball rolling - I am going to throwing some samples out there just to prove to you that I am serious - I am going to show you some love, with the hopes in getting some of it back eventually. Hopefully you will remember old RobInHood the next time you shop for my type of product. In the meantime, you could leave a glowing, positive review, which can really do wonders for a little guy's biz.

LOOK --->FREE STUFF - This is how I am going to give stuff away. When I receive a new shipment of product (pills and cigars only - sorry, no gold;) I will give away a few of each to the first people who respond to my secret word post only AFTER I say the secret word. The quantity and time will vary, according to my supply - but either way look for me to post keyword -"GRUMPULUPOGUS." When you see this word -respond STAT!!! to the post publicly. I will determine the quantity of "winners" in the same post. The first 3, 5, 10 or whatever I have chosen will be selected based upon where their submission falls within the responses. Clear? Hit me up with PM if not.

That being said, good luck and you will be hearing fom me soon. In the meantime, checkout my vendor page to learn a little more about me. Thanks much and cheers!

RobInHood
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: YouWillNeverKnow on September 05, 2012, 02:39 pm
:oMy name is Rob (ROB IN HOOD) and I specialize primarily in Opioids - Oxycodone, Hydrocodone and eventually will add Cuban Cigars (all brands) and 24k Gold Bullion to that list. I will keep y'all updated as these items become availiable.

Since I am a new vendor, my first priority is to build your trust and confidence. To help do that, I am offering my product at very low prices, including FREE SHIPPING.  Once you see that my pricing is fair, my packaging and delivery are super stealth and  lightening fast - You will be convinced! Give us a try - my goal is to be the busiest, highest regarded pill kingpin ....the Heisenberg of Silk Road (without all that unnecessary violence and killing and stuff......;)

To get this ball rolling - I am going to throwing some samples out there just to prove to you that I am serious - I am going to show you some love, with the hopes in getting some of it back eventually. Hopefully you will remember old RobInHood the next time you shop for my type of product. In the meantime, you could leave a glowing, positive review, which can really do wonders for a little guy's biz.

LOOK --->FREE STUFF - This is how I am going to give stuff away. When I receive a new shipment of product (pills and cigars only - sorry, no gold;) I will give away a few of each to the first people who respond to my secret word post only AFTER I say the secret word. The quantity and time will vary, according to my supply - but either way look for me to post keyword -"GRUMPULUPOGUS." When you see this word -respond STAT!!! to the post publicly. I will determine the quantity of "winners" in the same post. The first 3, 5, 10 or whatever I have chosen will be selected based upon where their submission falls within the responses. Clear? Hit me up with PM if not.

That being said, good luck and you will be hearing fom me soon. In the meantime, checkout my vendor page to learn a little more about me. Thanks much and cheers!

RobInHood
This will be fun to watch lol. Good sample idea! :-D
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: WalterWhite1111 on September 05, 2012, 03:30 pm
LEO or Total Douchebag.... you decide!!! ;D


.....GRUMPALUMPULGUS!!!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: Hamb999 on September 05, 2012, 04:10 pm
I'm not LEO so that must mean I am a...... You guessed it, a big, fat, giant DOUCHEBAG! Needless to say, you're out.
s


LOL.  Got a chuckle there.

RobNhood - can you post a link to your vendor page?  Thank
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: ralph123 on September 05, 2012, 04:24 pm
GRUMPULUPOGUS ok got it. Yea please post the link to your vendor page or just put it in your sig here thank you
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: britunderbridge7 on September 05, 2012, 06:16 pm
Lol RobNHood. I'll keep an eye out for that one. If i won i'll be one of your merry men!!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: lledd on September 05, 2012, 06:20 pm
I'll be on the lookout o and +1 homie ;)
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: Nice Pants on September 05, 2012, 06:49 pm
Keepin my eyes peeled, hombre.
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: RobNHoob on September 05, 2012, 08:56 pm
OK, let's see who's paying attention!!!

     GRUMPULUMPALUS!!!!!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: spacecase #2 on September 05, 2012, 09:02 pm
I win
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: spacecase #2 on September 05, 2012, 09:03 pm
Please send all goods to this address

Central Intelligence Agency
Office of Public Affairs
Washington, D.C. 20505
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: quinone on September 05, 2012, 09:05 pm
OK, let's see who's paying attention!!!

     GRUMPULUMPALUS!!!!!

lol you didn't even come close to spelling it (GRUMPULUPOGUS) correctly Mr. 1 post HOOB :)
Title: GRUMPULUPOGUSRe: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: RobNHoob on September 05, 2012, 09:06 pm
GRUMPULUPOGUS!!!
       GRUMPULUPOGUS!!!
                 GRUMPULUPOGUS!!!!

I've got 1 winner so far, come on, who's next??? Free Oxy for all my friends!!!!! wheeeeeee,    wheeeeeee,.... wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: spacecase #2 on September 05, 2012, 09:08 pm
Just received my OC's, that was quick! This guy is legit.
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: trainfour20 on September 05, 2012, 09:12 pm
GRUMPULUPOGUS!!! :)
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: trainfour20 on September 05, 2012, 09:43 pm
i do :) ... who doesnt? lol

GRUMPULUPOGUS!!!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: nwportlandguy on September 05, 2012, 10:10 pm
I'm prolly too late, but hopefully I squeezed in!   show me some love, bro!   ;D
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: nwportlandguy on September 05, 2012, 10:15 pm
can I get 2 for double posting???!!!!! ;D  grumpulupogus!!!  this is so exciting, since I've literally never won anything free in my life, and I think I got in there in time!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: tizzat on September 05, 2012, 10:18 pm
Freee = meeeee......
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: nwportlandguy on September 05, 2012, 10:21 pm
AAAAAAAAAAnnnndd, now for the tripple post!  I just checked out this guy's vendor page and his roxies are rock bottom priced!

I figure a shameless plug can't hurt my odds of winning, as well ;D 
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: yow22a on September 05, 2012, 11:05 pm
Grumpalagosus!! Please, Mr.Rob N Hood, hook it up fo a po' silken roaded traveler! I'm a long time fan of the blues clues!! You can send me a message on the SR site under the same username! Thanks Bro!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: wetdog on September 05, 2012, 11:15 pm
Reply
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: Nice Pants on September 05, 2012, 11:24 pm
Fuck, wish I could have responded earlier. Fucking slow ass browser so I ended playing sleeping dogs and totally forgot about this. Oh well, maybe next time, unless you're feeling generous? ;)
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: lledd on September 05, 2012, 11:53 pm
I do GRUMPULUPOGUS
Recent purchasing statistics

Total transactions: 51
Total spent: $1344.38
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 6 months

Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: outoftime20 on September 06, 2012, 12:13 am
Grumpa-fucking-lagosus! Am I too late because I'd LOVE to get in on this!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: EzzeeK on September 06, 2012, 01:55 am
Did I just win?
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: trainfour20 on September 06, 2012, 02:34 am
haha naked pictures.... i knew there had to be a catch :) lol ...
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: Nice Pants on September 06, 2012, 03:03 am
Reporting in for GRUMPULUPOG.


 :'(
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: lledd on September 06, 2012, 03:09 am
WOW! I'm getting more response than I thought, so here's what we're gonna do:

  - the first ten to PM me naked pics get free oxy!!!!


GRUMPALUMPYPUSS!!!!!
LMAO I will get you a few pics let me text my hoes lol I got you buddy ;)
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: lledd on September 06, 2012, 10:02 am
HaHa
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 06, 2012, 12:44 pm
Fuck it, i'm eating them all myself!!!!
    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

So, what was the point of all this then?
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: betaraybob on September 06, 2012, 02:13 pm
i tehz winner? haha. great intro dude. wish you well on your SR journey. such a great place. ;)
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: nwportlandguy on September 06, 2012, 06:32 pm
this thread is driving me crazy!! and Tor is being a bitch, so I keep thinking I'm gonna miss it.  I'll prolly be working when he announces the "secret" word! LOL.  oh, luck, how I wish I could have some! :-\
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: britunderbridge7 on September 06, 2012, 06:46 pm
Bollox, finished work late and bet i've missed it?!

Will send you a naked pic of my mrs if it gets me back in?!! Kidding!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: nwportlandguy on September 07, 2012, 02:10 am
This suspense is freakin' killin' me!  Yo Rob in, just send me all the samples, and I'll do a review for each pill!  haha!  Man, look at me!... I'm caught up in the Lottery Fever!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: vladtheimpaler888 on September 07, 2012, 09:31 pm
how will I now if I have won!!!
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: nwportlandguy on September 09, 2012, 02:28 am
I am starting to feel generous. Will tomorrow be a good day? I think it probably will;)
R

Why does it say guest under your name the last time you posted?
Title: Re: New Oxy Vendor Givng Shit Away.....Stay Tuned!!!
Post by: PAININASS on September 09, 2012, 02:58 am
The reason my status changed is because i fucked up and ended up posting some private info in a previous post - That and the fact that about 15 jakoffs went out and created names like RoBNHoody, RobInHood., RobiNHood etc etc end effectively screwed it up for everyone. I had to dump the username and scuttle the whole fuckng thing and will try again with a slightly different tactic to avoid the same situation fom happening again.

In the meantime, my account is still open and I can be emailed at RobNHood@tormail.org

Sorry for those of you who were genuinely interested. I will ty again shortly with slightly diff. rules.

The Real RobNHood