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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 07:57 pm
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Whatcha do when you see an elephant coming???
Stick a finger up his ass... ;D
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Whats the difference between chopped meat and pea soup???
You can chop meat but you can't pea soup.... :P
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xaxaxa
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whos the spam ham on my can pam?
...niggers
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Last night I crossed the street, walked into a bar and changed the lightbulb.....
Thats when I realized that my life is 1 bigt joke.... :-\
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Why did the chicken cross the road???
To get to the other side..
Why did the baby cross the road???
He was stapled to the chicken... :o
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Whatcha do when you see an elephant coming???
Stick a finger up his ass... ;D
Hellooo
LOL
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How many sluts could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck sluts???
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A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
"Do you enjoy it?" The doctor asked.
"Actually, yes, I do."
"Does it hurt you?" he asked.
"No. I rather like it."
"Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified.
"What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Of course," the doctor replied, "Where do you think politicians come from?"
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Stickingf to the political theme as the last dumb joke........ here's a real joke..
Barack Hussein Obama ::)
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new Louis CK comedy special on HBO tomorrow night!
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
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Cool, Loui is one funny dude
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
:D funny shit :D
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Why don't blind people skydive?????
It scares the fuck outa the dog.... :P
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What do you call a gay dinasaur???
A mega-sor-ass
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two elephants fall off a cliff...
Boom Boom!
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts cost $1. Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"
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why am I so funny?
I was born this way
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What's pink and fluffy???
. Pink fluff
What's blue and fluffy????
. Pink fluff holding it's breath
;)
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Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
There is Twenty of them!
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice...
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Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"
This one gets me every time!
=)
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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
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your face
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
::)
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iddqd
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Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "
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dumb jokes are dumb
get it
:)
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What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
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Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fucking Goofy
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A doctor tells his patient, I have bad news for you:
You have Alzheimers and cancer.
The old man says; well at least I don't have cancer.
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Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down
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A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here
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There are two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information
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What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear
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What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
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heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
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Thisw 50 post thing is a pain in the ass!!!!!
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The cop approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" says the man. "Is there a fat chick in my car?"
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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
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Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
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Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
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Thisw 50 post thing is a pain in the ass!!!!!
50 posts didn't seem like a lot in the beginning....
I think we should be able to transfer post counts from other forums :)
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Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.
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I'm gettin there :o
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I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
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A lion would never betray his wife but a tiger 'Wood'
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Having to have 50 posts is the real joke
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How do you know if a blonde has been in your fridge?
There is lipstick on your cucumbers.
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WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
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What do you say to a average canadian?
You don't eat sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long.
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LOL some crazy ass jokes on this shit.
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Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
JOTY
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My mother always used to beat with the telephone,
i was always on the receiveing end!
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My grandad was in the second world war and he couldn't stop scribbling.
Yeah he was hit by the doodle bug. :)
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some good jokes here!!!
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I once asked a Scotsman, " When you were a teenager did you get spots"
He said, "Ach-neey"
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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans.
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My sister has hayfever and she just found out she's diabetic,
So I thought i'd cheer her up a bit, you know with flowers and chocolate :)
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So I said to this bloke, "hit me",
And as I laid on the floor, I thought to myself, "I asked for that"
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I remember when I went Vietnam, This fortune tellar came up to me and he was on fire!
Turns out he was a Nepalm reader.
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This is for #23
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