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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: example76 on February 05, 2013, 12:35 am

Title: **The Official "What Do You Think DPR Looks Like" Thread**
Post by: example76 on February 05, 2013, 12:35 am
I reckon he wears a white robe - has a alarmingly deep voice - grey hair, and a long grey beard.

He looks like god should  :)
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Post by: android465764E on February 05, 2013, 12:53 am
I reckon he wears a black ninja style suit  with a Zorro mask. Black gloves, humble stable boy, and very skilled at fencing. En Guarde!
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Post by: yello53 on February 05, 2013, 12:54 am
Pretty sure it's a well known fact that DPR is an actual pirate IRL. Sailing up and down the coasts and pillaging villages.
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Post by: patashnik on February 05, 2013, 01:10 am
I expect he looks like the spoon kid from The Matrix, bald and in the robes, and just roams the land preaching about cryptoanarchy, and sometimes just transforms into a ball of pure energy and disappears into the sky.
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Post by: android465764E on February 05, 2013, 01:35 am
*sigh* it appears I'm the only person on these boards who has actually seen Princes Bride. lol.. 
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Post by: BlazedForDays on February 05, 2013, 02:30 am
*sigh* it appears I'm the only person on these boards who has actually seen Princes Bride. lol..

I remember seeing that movie in english class
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Post by: boomer1932 on February 05, 2013, 02:32 am
I think he probably looks like a computer nerd...  But a fat one or a skinny one, I really can't say.  I mean think about it...  Could you set up this site?  I don't have those computer skills.

Probably Asian.  I mean really.  Asians are the best at computer stuff.  And a good percentage of Asians I know do enjoy drugs and I know there are things other than drugs sold on the road, but he's got to be down with drugs.
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Post by: GuyLeDouche on February 05, 2013, 02:35 am
*sigh* it appears I'm the only person on these boards who has actually seen Princes Bride. lol..

Not the only one...

I bet he says 'as you wish' a lot too, just to keep up appearances.
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Post by: boomer1932 on February 05, 2013, 02:42 am
I think he probably looks like a computer nerd...  But a fat one or a skinny one, I really can't say.  I mean think about it...  Could you set up this site?  I don't have those computer skills.

Probably Asian.  I mean really.  Asians are the best at computer stuff.  And a good percentage of Asians I know do enjoy drugs and I know there are things other than drugs sold on the road, but he's got to be down with drugs.
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Post by: dex on February 05, 2013, 11:52 am
What is DPR is actually Satoshi Nakamoto  :o
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Post by: DrugBuddy on February 05, 2013, 11:54 am
Of course, DPR is not a person.
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Post by: example76 on February 05, 2013, 11:55 am
I thought someone said he was dutch before? Maybe I imagined that or something.

I reckon he wears a guy fawkes mask and is part of that anonymous internet activist thing as well. He is one koooool muthafucka'
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Post by: tdk on February 05, 2013, 12:27 pm
DPR is not a person.
He's a FBI project. Since they fail the war on drugs, it's time to change the tactics.
Now we'd have a great drug market with purest and cheap substances in the world.. so street dealers can't stand the competition anymore.
Soon no street dealers would be.
And THEN Silkroad will be shut down.
War on drugs ends with total authorities victory.
Until new generation of street dealers come..
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Post by: Slartybartfast on February 05, 2013, 12:37 pm
Methinks he's had all his teeth replaced with diamonds. Pink diamonds. And two rubies for the eye teeth.
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Post by: Slartybartfast on February 05, 2013, 12:44 pm
Or maybe he's had multiple two-way data-feeds spliced directly into his spinal cord, cyborg style, so as to maintain control of his empire via real-time thought mapping. Or something...
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Post by: titfortat on February 05, 2013, 01:19 pm
is DPR more than one person?
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Post by: AussieMitch on February 05, 2013, 02:05 pm
I've always imagined him to be a completely ordinary looking middle-aged guy who no-one would ever suspect of being one of the most blatant and prolific enemies the war on drugs has ever seen. The kind of person every cop would just walk past on the street without looking twice at. The kind of person you could spend months hanging out with and you'd never know that he runs this place.

I hope he never gets found. The DEA would never let him see the outside of a cell if they caught up with him, no matter where in the world he was. It's easy not to appreciate the kind of risk he's taking with his freedom just so we can have the privilege of using this place.