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Title: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: firestorm on January 26, 2012, 06:17 am
Hey guys.  It was suggested by another member that I start a thread here so, that's what I'm doing  :-*  Anyway, I'll be setting up shop as soon as I'm able to - I'm ready to get going and provide the ultimate in service and selection - specializing in only the most true connoisseur-grade medical marijuana.  I am a patient myself and I will only vend products I personally give my approval to. 

Anyways, since I typed out a whole freaking essay in the last thread I'll just copy and paste it to let you know the deal for now:

Apologies for the delay between my last post and now.  I just wanted to do as thorough of an investigation into the feasibility of such an endeavor.

Luckily for you guys...it's on!

Within the next few days I am setting up a vendors account and will be offering the following products:

-Extremely potent cannabis edibles (pre-packaged with THC/CBD/CBN, etc. cannabinoid content listed, as well as the ingredients).  I'm going to start with only three different types of the edibles to begin with (as well as offer the option of allowing you to choose from a long list of custom orders) because these particular three edibles are in my opinion after extensive use of all of them, the best available and the most value for your money.

The edibles I will be offering are "Hubby's Bars" these are extremely potent gourmet chocolate bars, professionally packaged.  I eat a full one, but I know of many people who can only handle eating half.  They are made with infused hash oil made from actual buds from top shelf cannabis.  They taste great and have only a faint marijuana flavor.  They come in a ton of different flavors - I can get milk chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate rice crisp, peanut butter chocolate, peanut butter chocolate crisp (my fave), white chocolate and I think a few more.  The price will work out to be around 17-20$ US per bar.  These are a professionally manufactured product widely available and of a very high quality - not to mention consistent in potency.

Next available will be  "Macaroons".  These are definitely the strongest edible available on the market here that I have encountered.  A coconut topped, dark chocolate macaroon laced with butter derived from Skywalker OG X Master Kush full-melt earwax.  Aka the dankness.  They're a tad bit more expensive than the Hubby bars (will be around 22-25$) and will be of a more limited availability, along with my third edible:

So, that does it for the edibles.

As for the sodas, from what I have found, it is most certainly possible to ship sodas in the mail.  I know this because Dublin Dr Pepper which is the original Dr Pepper bottling plant regularly ships their special blend of Dr Pepper from Texas to people all over the US.  But with the government here in the US out of control with their efforts to crack down on anyone having any fun, I am a tad concerned that shipping these sodas may come at a risk of discovery if x-rayed.  So, I *will* offer the sodas, and again, you will have to buy a few of them because otherwise it's just not going to be worth it to ship.  They'll be about $17-20 each, and the shipping is going to be through ground shipping only within the continental US.  If you want to foot the bill for some other form of shipping that's up to you, but it's just not economically viable for me to offer them with any other kind of delivery.

I have been in this business long before SR even came into existence, so please don't let my status as a new member here falsely give the impression that I am at all an amateur in this game.  I have never had a package lost in my entire career as a vendor and plan to keep it that way.

As for other products...I will be offering exotic and hard-to-find strains.  All will come with a document from the laboratory testing, confirming cannabinoid contents and potency.  All buds are organically grown, perfectly cured and trimmed and I am confident enough in my product to make the bold claim that they will be the highest quality buds available on all of SR.  The prices will be quite reasonable.  For an example, see my attached pictures.  The strain is "Strawberry Cream OG" (Strawberry Cough x [OG Kush x Lavender Diesel]).  23% THC 1.1% CBD.  Price will be under $400 an oz.

As soon as I can further look into the best available pre-made 'medicated' e-cigarettes/cartridges they will be made available per request for anyone who wants them.  They're too expensive for me to keep them in stock waiting for orders on them so if you want it we will talk.

Lastly and most proudly, I will be offering the most potent and high quality "sexy" "dab-a-licious" concentrates on the market.  All forms, ranging from 'honey oil', budder, earwax, full-melt hash, dry sieve hash, kief, amber glass, pure extracted trichomes, bubble hash, etc.  Attached a pic of the most recent wax I had in stock.  This is not for the beginner, I can say that.  I won't buy anything less than 65% THC at minimum, so you can be assured you will be receiving something super potent.  Prices range wildly on this kind of stuff, from anywhere from $35-40 a gram for Skywalker OG full melt (68% THC), to $70 a gram near purely 80-90% potency vacuum purged delicious earwax - made from wax itself.  As strong as it gets.  Pic is of a blend made by the guy who owns my dispensary, crafted from 8 different forms of waxes, 4 forms of kush and 4 exotic trippy high THCV content style sativa strain waxes.  Watch it melt and drizzle into your bowl when you smoke it.  Careful not to take too much of the thick smoke, as your lungs will feel like someone's got them in an industrial press and you'll be coughing like a 6th grade bitch smokin' weed for the first time.  You'll also get as high as a 6th grade bitch with eyes totally goblin'ed out red as fuck, giggling like a schoolgirl.  Guaranteed or your money back.

Anyways, this is very long, so I'll just wait for some replies and if anyone can let me know how to set up a vendor account please help me out.  If any vendors on here have any advice for me or would like to assist me in my setting up of shop and showing me the ropes of this place I'd be super grateful.

Happiness, love, and good vibes to all.

-Firestorm

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AND, part 2:

I need someone to help me get set up with a vendor's account and while I'm pretty good with computers maybe give me some tips on the security end of things technology-wise.  I'll be running everything off of an entirely separate machine with security architecture in place specifically for SR vending ONLY, some cheap netbook running that liberte linux distro most likely, totally encrypted, etc.  If anyone can help me out or give me some advice I'd appreciate it.

Also, I am making this request:  if anyone's willing to set up a vendor's account for me, you will get a free Hubby's Bar and a special surprise gift.  First come, first serve...starting now.

I will be sending sample Hubby's bars to the first four people to send me a message here on the forums.

Thanks for your time.

Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: redforeva on January 26, 2012, 06:25 am
I cant wait for you to get a vendors account :)
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: mrgrey on January 26, 2012, 06:48 am
wow sounds awesome, way interested in the edibles and the budder now that budderman doesnt have any listings, i sent ya a pm. 
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: firestorm on January 26, 2012, 01:25 pm
Alright, got a bunch of PM's that I'm getting around to responding to.  Still need to set up a vendor's account.  Which will be done by this weekend at the absolute latest.  To the four people who have messaged me your Hubby's bars will go into the mail on Saturday.  I will update this thread with my forthcoming PGP key and a 'progress report' for lack of a better term.

I plan to offer both the e-cigarettes that are pre-manufactured for those who want to buy them, as well as the oil alone.  I know that you can definitely refill them on your own, but personally I think it's pretty damn cool especially now that the variety of strains available has recently skyrocketed and it's very discreet, professionally made, etc. 
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: chiefrogan on January 26, 2012, 02:30 pm
Awesome firestorm good luck to you, I will want an order when you have PGP up.

And the tar?
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: chubbs on January 26, 2012, 03:19 pm
Please don't sell nuggetry branded products on here.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: redforeva on January 26, 2012, 04:03 pm
Please don't sell nuggetry branded products on here.
Dear Chubbs, FUCK YOU.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: chubbs on January 26, 2012, 04:05 pm
Additionally why go through setting up security when you just told leo you are a patient at CPA and vhc, not too hard to obtain a subpoena duces tecum for medical records from both dispensaries and see the overlap between patients. Considering one is in Venice and the other is Santa Ana, not a lot of crossover.
You have already essentially given them your name.

I have nothing against this site but selling products from my dispensary will bring unwanted attention to me and my patients.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: redforeva on January 26, 2012, 04:27 pm
Additionally why go through setting up security when you just told leo you are a patient at CPA and vhc, not too hard to obtain a subpoena duces tecum for medical records from both dispensaries and see the overlap between patients. Considering one is in Venice and the other is Santa Ana, not a lot of crossover.
You have already essentially given them your name.

I have nothing against this site but selling products from my dispensary will bring unwanted attention to me and my patients.
You are a fucking joke chubbs.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: chubbs on January 26, 2012, 04:35 pm
@redforeva keep yapping keyboard warrior, you know where I am please feel free to come talk to me in person. If not feel free to keep sniping at me from your moms basement, I'm just trying to keep someone out of jail.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: redforeva on January 26, 2012, 04:49 pm
@redforeva keep yapping keyboard warrior, you know where I am please feel free to come talk to me in person. If not feel free to keep sniping at me from your moms basement, I'm just trying to keep someone out of jail.
Why would I waste my time beating the shit out of you? You already look like you had the piss beat out of you... now get back on your MAC and go fight the war in your local coffee shop. fucking scum bag
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: chubbs on January 26, 2012, 04:59 pm
What's wrong did I strike a nerve? Got a little sand in your vag? You have nothing, you will never amount to anything; your rage is misdirected. If you put a tenth of that energy into real life you might make it to lower middle class.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: redforeva on January 26, 2012, 05:04 pm
What's wrong did I strike a nerve? Got a little sand in your vag? You have nothing, you will never amount to anything; your rage is misdirected. If you put a tenth of that energy into real life you might make it to lower middle class.
look out the bourgeois is here.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: onestopshop on January 26, 2012, 05:59 pm
Lets keep it civil guys, save the mudslinging and the "dissing" in PM's, end of the day you can't do shit to stop firestorm from getting a vendor acct and selling his wares so if you don't like it just keep your trap shut...

remember kids..arguing on the forums is like running in the Special Olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: Julio on January 26, 2012, 06:04 pm
Might I suggest firestorm remove where he gets his stuff from. That's pretty much like painting a bullseye on your back. Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: redforeva on January 26, 2012, 06:05 pm
Lets keep it civil guys, save the mudslinging and the "dissing" in PM's, end of the day you can't do shit to stop firestorm from getting a vendor acct and selling his wares so if you don't like it just keep your trap shut...

remember kids..arguing on the forums is like running in the Special Olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded.
I was just protecting the values of SR.,. we should have the ability to sell ANYTHING.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: dance4life on January 26, 2012, 06:07 pm
Alright, got a bunch of PM's that I'm getting around to responding to.  Still need to set up a vendor's account.  Which will be done by this weekend at the absolute latest.  To the four people who have messaged me your Hubby's bars will go into the mail on Saturday.  I will update this thread with my forthcoming PGP key and a 'progress report' for lack of a better term.

I plan to offer both the e-cigarettes that are pre-manufactured for those who want to buy them, as well as the oil alone.  I know that you can definitely refill them on your own, but personally I think it's pretty damn cool especially now that the variety of strains available has recently skyrocketed and it's very discreet, professionally made, etc.

Hey.  Just wanted to clear up some terminology.  When you say "oil" do you mean like hash oil, or THC E-Liquid (mixed with glycerin or PG)?
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: firestorm on January 26, 2012, 06:59 pm


Hey.  Just wanted to clear up some terminology.  When you say "oil" do you mean like hash oil, or THC E-Liquid (mixed with glycerin or PG)?

Both will be available.

Out of respect for Chubbs only because of my dealings and encounters with him in real life, I will not be offering any nuggetry branded products.  Also Chubbs, of all people you should know that those macaroons are available at many more than just one location.  Regardless, since both the macaroons and the hubby bars are both stronger than the nuggetry bars it's no big deal for my clients anyway.

I'll leave my personal opinion of you and your club (and especially the direction it's taken) out of this thread.  I've given you the courtesy you've asked, so please edit your post.
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: LankWithDank on January 29, 2012, 08:57 pm
So........
Title: Re: Official Firestorm products discussion thread
Post by: Td1j83TftR on February 02, 2012, 10:12 pm
Anyone hear from firestone??