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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: NeutronMan on June 17, 2012, 06:59 pm

Title: What ticks you off?
Post by: NeutronMan on June 17, 2012, 06:59 pm
OK, here, let this be the repository of all your irritations and things that just make you go crazy! Whatever it is.

I'll start out with my major pet peeve, people who uptalk. You know, like they sound like they're always asking a question, dude? "And this one time at band camp...?"

Go for it!

Neutron Man
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: sollemnis on June 17, 2012, 07:05 pm
People who are ignorant when it comes to drugs. For example, if a person has never done drugs, but go on about the potential 'harm' involved in indulging in drugs, it pisses me the fuck off.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Limetless on June 17, 2012, 07:12 pm
Ahhh where to begin? I have loads. An uptalking is a vex, you are right there.

Mine -

Socialism
Communism
Larcenous bastards
People who can't accept others point of view differs to their own
Uncleanliness
People who walk slow
George Bush
Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
Nick Griffen
Stuck up bitches
Pretentiousness
Scammers
People who don't give way to me when they should when I'm driving
People who don't give way to me when they shouldn't but I want them to anyway when I'm driving
Disney films
Long ques at the till
Long ques at the petrol station
People who get pissed off when I push in at the petrol station
People who start arguments with me when I push in at the petrol station
Shit Bing
British Bing
Women that don't give head
White wine
Shit MDMA
Shit drugs in general
People that talk about LSD like they are hippies
Hippies in general
Annoying stoners
Overly camp people

Probably lots of other shit, can't think of any more at the moment.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: sdesu on June 17, 2012, 07:16 pm
Ahhh where to begin? I have loads. An uptalking is a vex, you are right there.

Mine -

Socialism
Communism
Larcenous bastards
People who can't accept others point of view differs to their own
Uncleanliness
People who walk slow
George Bush
Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
Nick Griffen
Stuck up bitches
Pretentiousness
Scammers
People who don't give way to me when they should when I'm driving
People who don't give way to me when they shouldn't but I want them to anyway when I'm driving
Disney films
Long ques at the till
Long ques at the petrol station
People who get pissed off when I push in at the petrol station
People who start arguments with me when I push in at the petrol station
Shit Bing
British Bing
Women that don't give head
White wine
Shit MDMA
Shit drugs in general
People that talk about LSD like they are hippies
Hippies in general
Annoying stoners
Overly camp people

Probably lots of other shit, can't think of any more at the moment.

This.

sdesu
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: psychedelicmind on June 17, 2012, 07:24 pm
My biggest pet peeve is people bull shitting about stupid things.

Others include:

Chart music, narrow mindedness, judgmental people, confrontation, my ex bird, poor quality drugs...
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: blackend646 on June 17, 2012, 08:58 pm
Oh boy, where to begin

People with irrational fear/hatred of drugs and their users
Women who have sex under the influence and then claim they were taken advantage of
Gold diggers
Faggot thug wannabes who think they are the most revered bad-asses of all time yet nobody outside their shitty little block in the ghetto even knows their name
Parents who walk their children around on leashes (Yes, many parents in America actually do this)
"Tiger" parents
Faux news
Barack Obama
Mitt Romney
People who like the movie "Project X"
Pretty much anyone who describes themselves as a "Feminist"
Black people who think they deserve reparations for slavery
Those white people from the UK with the "So sorry" shirts who let black people walk them around in chains
Women who think their period gives them an excuse to be total disrespectful cunts ( Multiply my rage by 500 for every year on said woman's age)
Men who actually believe that bullshit and let their women get away with it
People who start shit with strangers for fun
People who only exist to whine about their insignificant problems
Women who say "If you can't accept me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
People who think their age gives them superiority over those younger than them, even if they've accomplished fuck all with their lives and are absolutely miserable
MPAA
RIAA
Anyone who advocates censorship in any form
Anyone who advocates censorship in any form on the grounds that "it might be offensive to some people"
People who look down on those who don't aspire to hide behind a white picket fence in the suburbs
DEA
Slutwalk protests
"Well if you aren't doing anything wrong why should you care if there is CCTV on every street corner? What do you have to hide?"


I'm surely forgetting quite a few..


Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Limetless on June 17, 2012, 09:05 pm
Lol what the fuck is a "Slutwalk Protest' dude?
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: blackend646 on June 17, 2012, 09:10 pm
Slutwalk is an absolutely fucktarded feminist protest they do in major American cities. Basically large gatherings of talking sandy-vaginas yelling about how it's not their fault people gawk at them when they walk around half-naked and that having sex with a drunk girl is rape.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Limetless on June 17, 2012, 09:12 pm
Slutwalk is an absolutely fucktarded feminist protest they do in major American cities. Basically large gatherings of talking sandy-vaginas yelling about how it's not their fault people gawk at them when they walk around half-naked and that having sex with a drunk girl is rape.

LOL, not a fan of women's lib then nah?
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: CaptainTrips on June 17, 2012, 09:19 pm
Fucking ignorance, man.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: souledout on June 17, 2012, 09:21 pm
Pointless charities/NGO,s  that spend 80% plus of their funds on "jobs for the boys" and achieve SFA
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: blackend646 on June 17, 2012, 09:22 pm
LOL, not a fan of women's lib then nah?

I believe 100% in gender equality. The thing is most feminists don't.

The things the judicial system allows women to get away with are absolutely disgusting. Men going to prison and going into sex offender databases for having consensual sex with a dumb bitch. Courts would sooner grant custody to a schizophrenic smack-addict than a single father. Women get prenuptial agreements thrown out just by claiming they are "unfair" and run off with their husbands money. The list goes on.

Hold the door open for a feminist and you are a chauvinistic pig. Compliment their appearance and it's sexual harassment. Treat them the same way you would treat a man, the way they claim to want it? You are a pathetic, abusive asshole guilty of emotional rape.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Limetless on June 17, 2012, 09:26 pm

LOL, not a fan of women's lib then nah?

I believe 100% in gender equality. The thing is most feminists don't.

The things the judicial system allows women to get away with are absolutely disgusting. Men going to prison and going into sex offender databases for having consensual sex with a dumb bitch. Courts would sooner grant custody to a schizophrenic smack-addict than a single father. Women get prenuptial agreements thrown out just by claiming they are "unfair" and run off with their husbands money. The list goes on.

Hold the door open for a feminist and you are a chauvinistic pig. Compliment their appearance and it's sexual harassment. Treat them the same way you would treat a man, the way they claim to want it? You are a pathetic, abusive asshole guilty of emotional rape.

Haha don't worry mate I agree with you. :) Your wording just made me laugh. :P
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: blackend646 on June 17, 2012, 09:27 pm
I heard a story pretty recently about this poor kid in Maryland. He was like 16, and was having consensual sex with a girl in the back of a car. In the middle of the act the girl told him to stop, and a few seconds later he did.

The girl took him to court, and he was found guilty of rape because it took him a couple of goddamn seconds to pull out. That case set a precedent that there is now a "5 second rule". If you take longer than 5 seconds to retract your shlong  from when the girl says stop, you can kiss your freedom goodbye. How can you prove that it took you less than 5 seconds? You can't.

There is no making this shit up


Bitches n whores man, bitches n whores
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Limetless on June 17, 2012, 09:31 pm
If that's true that's FUBAR. What if you are in an awkward position? I've been in plenty of awkward positions where it'd take me more than 5 seconds to get out.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: blackend646 on June 17, 2012, 09:35 pm
I have no idea dude, the whole thing is really fucked. If a woman ever gets elected president I'm moving to Iran.

The only women I need are Mary & Molly
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Locker on June 17, 2012, 09:44 pm
Woman that bitch about anal, but fuck without a condom and go through 10x as much pain with birth. 8)
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Knomo on June 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
People who ask me 10 times a day "Hey, how are you?"
Warm beer
No beer
No drugs
People who drive 15km/hr under the speed limit
Kids under 16 that think they are 25
Foreigners that don't want to adapt
Ignorant people
Conservatives
Socialists
Lazy people
MTV

AND WORSE OF ALL
Religious people trying to convert me

Jeez, I hate a lot of people.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Crooked on June 17, 2012, 10:56 pm
Probation.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: blackend646 on June 17, 2012, 10:57 pm
Probation.

Ouch.  :(
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Limetless on June 17, 2012, 11:00 pm
14 year olds that dress like hookers. Be a kid love, you don't have to graduate to tramp just because your Ma and Da don't give a shit about you.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: oscarzululondon on June 17, 2012, 11:11 pm
I'll tell you something that really ticked me off earlier....

Earlier I was pulling out of a petrol station (gas station to you Americans), there were two slots to pull out, one to go right, one to go left.

There was a reallllly old guy trying to cross the road, clearly mentally disabled and in a lot of pain walking (easily over 100), bend double etc, he was also trying to carry some shopping which can't have been easy. All the cars pulling out were just driving into him and noone was stopping for him so I stopped my car in the middle of the road next to him, holding up all the traffic behind me, got out, and helped him across the road to the other side safely.

When I got back to my car the guy from the car behind me had come to my door and was spitting at me, shouting abuse at me and being very rude, as was everyone in all the cars behind... I had literally taken 10 seconds....

WTF? What's so important in peoples lives that they can't wait 10 seconds for a clearly very old man to cross the road? Why is everyone full of so much hate at the moment?
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Crooked on June 17, 2012, 11:12 pm
People who try to get + Karma with bullshit anecdotes. *cough cough*^
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: blackend646 on June 17, 2012, 11:13 pm
I'll tell you something that really ticked me off earlier....

Earlier I was pulling out of a petrol station (gas station to you Americans), there were two slots to pull out, one to go right, one to go left.

There was a reallllly old guy trying to cross the road, clearly mentally disabled and in a lot of pain walking (easily over 100), bend double etc, he was also trying to carry some shopping which can't have been easy. All the cars pulling out were just driving into him and noone was stopping for him so I stopped my car in the middle of the road next to him, holding up all the traffic behind me, got out, and helped him across the road to the other side safely.

When I got back to my car the guy from the car behind me had come to my door and was spitting at me, shouting abuse at me and being very rude, as was everyone in all the cars behind... I had literally taken 10 seconds....

WTF? What's so important in peoples lives that they can't wait 10 seconds for a clearly very old man to cross the road? Why is everyone full of so much hate at the moment?

Muggles are always angry. Probably frustrated from leading boring and un-fulfilling lives wherein every day is exactly the same
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Limetless on June 17, 2012, 11:55 pm
Muggles? Like non-magical folk? I knew it. Wizards are real! I was just reading about how Hitler was a wizard...

Obviously he was a Wizard....why do you think he had the magic mustache?
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Crooked on June 17, 2012, 11:58 pm
I got 2 keys of crucio for the ill low, and i'm on my last half key of avada-kedavra. get at me homeboi
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: NeutronMan on June 18, 2012, 02:13 am
Slutwalk is an absolutely fucktarded feminist protest they do in major American cities. Basically large gatherings of talking sandy-vaginas yelling about how it's not their fault people gawk at them when they walk around half-naked and that having sex with a drunk girl is rape.

LOL, not a fan of women's lib then nah?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SlutWalk

They've got some photos, and a lot of references.

Guru
There's a wiki for everything!

NM
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: Sname on June 18, 2012, 05:08 am
early twenty something year olds that use the word "society" too much. as in, "society makes it hard for people like me to succeed."

Girls who put quotes up on social network forums that seem deep and introspective, but upon further examination reveal nothing, eg. "live, laugh, love...or...Live your dreams, don't dream your life...or..."Love and let live...blah blah blah..."


By the way, seems like a lot of anti women coments in this thread. Don't know what's up with that, but I hope you guys are kidding :)
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: sl1pknot on June 18, 2012, 05:34 am
Ignorant and closed minded (stupid) people.
Title: Re: What ticks you off?
Post by: milkman420 on June 18, 2012, 06:26 pm
retarded dealers
stupid kids on SR
scammers