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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: TheEmporium on May 29, 2012, 11:54 pm

Title: TheEmporium's "Decent Coke' : How decent did you think it was?"
Post by: TheEmporium on May 29, 2012, 11:54 pm
Hi All

Apologies in advance for the lime-flavoured post but I'm in the UK so British Pounds Sterling is quoted throughout

Well we started off selling a lil bit of the Charleston last week. Had a few grades on offer from different people so took a punt on an ounce of the cheapest, 1400 on the ounce.  Smelt okay,not rocky but at that price it would never happen anyway, we all sniffed some, then some more, had a few spliffs, sniffed some more, got our wizard in the bag and we parted ways with our guy. 1400 an ounce is 50 on the gram by the way, so 14 to sell here and 14 for the locals of Emporium City

Really just an exercise in what we can sell through silk road while we get our Lucy show back on the road (She's on her way, had a postcard and she's had a lovely time).  What we lost on the road (here i priced so  it was out at 47 on the G, but then 1 btc for baggies, paper, ink, envelopes, time, stamps yadadada) as it's like 52 on a g.   so made a whopping  19 quid here (one person got theirs with a lil bit extra and free postage rolled over as a favour TMI) , before the bazillion conversions and exchanges and waiting around for electronic money (tangentially this is all running on the internet, i can talk real time but can't use a calculator in real time? hmmm).  If the truth be known, and i am already on the MPDV (great batch this one don't miss out) SR coke operation made us a lot less actually, the person who picked up two tracked orders today still hasn't come forward with to say "you dozy cunt, you sent me two grams and i only wanted one", but I wouldn't either mate to be fair, sniff that shit up and congratulations on me double printing envelopes and packing them like a ad man, my bad lol.  Keep ordering though guys, it could be you next, and of all the products it had to be the single most expensive one we do on a gram

Anyway, i digress (if you love waffles, then you're gonna love MPDV, get some today, it's fookin awesome)

TL;DR
What did everyone think of that coke? was it worth 50 squids, or 72 dollars or  whatever?  I got a tester of another batch today that literally blew me away, I'm doing MPDV to calm myself down ffs, but it'll flake, shine all the colours of the rainbow, but it'll be like £90-100 a g

I'll be doing 5 free .2 samples to people who purchased it last week, while it's still fresh in your mind, even better if you still have a line or two left to do a line by line comparison so PM me on SR if you bought coke of us (Not you Dr 5%.  if you can get better coke than that, in the UK, for less than 62 a gram, then we should talk offline)

Right, waffling is over, i'm gonna make a phat one (Pollen incoming this week as well, Carmelo too, UK only, pollen is £10 a g but my wife thought i was smoking crack)

All the best and hop you Americans had a nice long memorial weekend and fuck me am i dreading ours next weekend cause that''s two days of the rest of the world pm-bombing us with where is my order its two days late, though it'll be an improvement on last week i guess

All the best

TheEmporium

PS : I know you guys ain't stupid when i say we are delayed it means i am delayed, one man.  Testing is done in threes, but i do the rest is done by me.  I could see a few of the resolutions understood so just wanted to thank everyone for their patience.  I'd go on (please buy this MPDV it's making long-winded).  Only a couple of <5 but you can't win em all, much love.  last two of Jeurgen's  300ug llamas are calling me, talking paper is cool shit

pps, reading can ceasese.........now

wow you made it!!
Title: Re: TheEmporium's "Decent Coke' : How decent did you think it was?"
Post by: aeneas77 on May 30, 2012, 09:11 pm
would love to test objectively......PM if wanted
Title: Re: TheEmporium's "Decent Coke' : How decent did you think it was?"
Post by: Knomo on May 30, 2012, 09:20 pm
Haven't tried your coke but your story made me laugh so +1 for you :P