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Title: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 23, 2013, 09:35 pm
Any vendors out there who could package up a pigoen, aka parcel for a friend in prison. We can work out a price, maybe brown or white. There must be some stealth ideas, as the only amount I can get him is in birthday card Any feedback will be carefully considered. Thanks
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: gimmemoredrugs on June 23, 2013, 09:44 pm
Subbing for interest....
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 23, 2013, 09:53 pm
Your idea is fucking retarded.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: eddiethegun on June 23, 2013, 09:56 pm
Prison mail rooms inspect all incoming mail. Birthday cards are a commonly attempted technique for smuggling contraband. The mail rooms (in my experience) use x-ray and ion scan machines.

Buy a home canning kit. Remove labels from store bought canned goods and glue them on your own cans or print out high quality duplicate labels. Send with a food package, throw some bags of candy in the package too and maybe a few packs of cigarettes (hey might as well hook a brother up).

Make sure the ersatz cans have the same weight/feel as the originals. They WILL be weighed.

Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Creamsicle on June 23, 2013, 09:57 pm
Any vendors out there who could package up a pigoen, aka parcel for a friend in prison. We can work out a price, maybe brown or white. There must be some stealth ideas, as the only amount I can get him is in birthday card Any feedback will be carefully considered. Thanks

For lack of a better term, Your are sounding mad suspect right now.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 23, 2013, 09:58 pm
Your idea is fucking retarded.

 Coming from you I'll take that as a compliment. Your products are seriously weak.
Again can any vendors send a parcel straight to prison without getting it caught in mail?

Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 23, 2013, 09:59 pm
Any vendors out there who could package up a pigoen, aka parcel for a friend in prison. We can work out a price, maybe brown or white. There must be some stealth ideas, as the only amount I can get him is in birthday card Any feedback will be carefully considered. Thanks

For lack of a better term, Your are sounding mad suspect right now.

By trying to help a friend out. Give your stupid head a wobble.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 23, 2013, 10:07 pm
Prison mail rooms inspect all incoming mail. Birthday cards are a commonly attempted technique for smuggling contraband. The mail rooms (in my experience) use x-ray and ion scan machines.

Buy a home canning kit. Remove labels from store bought canned goods and glue them on your own cans or print out high quality duplicate labels. Send with a food package, throw some bags of candy in the package too and maybe a few packs of cigarettes (hey might as well hook a brother up).

Make sure the ersatz cans have the same weight/feel as the originals. They WILL be weighed.

Cheers eddie, I knew some mature would offer some advice.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 23, 2013, 10:09 pm
I have done this on multiple occasions.  It depends on the facility and substance.  I am not willing to do it with a stranger but I would be willing to provide information to a verified vendor or someone who isn't LE.  As always, my information is free. :P

I am sure that any vendor would charge a premium for this service though.  I think it would be better for you to receive the substances and package it properly and send it yourself but I wont tell you how to do that so you would have to figure it out on your own.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: s1llyn355 on June 23, 2013, 10:11 pm
The traditional route for smuggling drugs into prison (other than via a bent pig)
is via the rectal orifice of a friend or loved one... in some prisons, this requires
that the visitor retrieve the item and hand it to the recipient, who must then
insert into his own rectum before returning to his/her cell. 

lovely !

.. or at least, these are the stories i've been told..
i've no experience of these things.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 23, 2013, 10:13 pm
I have done this on multiple occasions.  It depends on the facility and substance.  I am not willing to do it with a stranger but I would be willing to provide information to a verified vendor or someone who isn't LE.  As always, my information is free. :P

I am sure that any vendor would charge a premium for this service though.  I think it would be better for you to receive the substances and package it properly and send it yourself but I wont tell you how to do that so you would have to figure it out on your own.
Cheers for your input Jack, I have sent the odd rudimentary parcel which has got through but just small small amounts. I appreciate you don't know who you're talking to. Maybe |I could pm you on main site with my stats.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Festivalia on June 23, 2013, 10:14 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Festivalia on June 23, 2013, 10:15 pm
The traditional route for smuggling drugs into prison (other than via a bent pig)
is via the rectal orifice of a friend or loved one... in some prisons, this requires
that the visitor retrieve the item and hand it to the recipient, who must then
insert into his own rectum before returning to his/her cell. 

lovely !

.. or at least, these are the stories i've been told..
i've no experience of these things.

Dude, stop giving away our secrets. Keep that up your butt til you get here, or you're through!
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 23, 2013, 10:16 pm
The traditional route for smuggling drugs into prison (other than via a bent pig)
is via the rectal orifice of a friend or loved one... in some prisons, this requires
that the visitor retrieve the item and hand it to the recipient, who must then
insert into his own rectum before returning to his/her cell. 

lovely !

.. or at least, these are the stories i've been told..
i've no experience of these things.

Not really.  It is smuggle din a vagina more often then not and then transferred to an inmates butthole during the visit.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 23, 2013, 10:17 pm
Your idea is fucking retarded.

 Coming from you I'll take that as a compliment. Your products are seriously weak.
Again can any vendors send a parcel straight to prison without getting it caught in mail?

Fuck you dumb bitch newfag Bob Marley avatar having motherfucker. You ignorant and shady bastard. "Let's just stick some fucking heroin in a birthday card. My idea isn't fucking ridiculous or anything at all guys."
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 23, 2013, 10:18 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

There is actually an inmate that ran a prison.  He got some of the guards pregnant.  Two guards got his name tatted.  He was fucking many of the guards.  He bought a Mercedes Benz while in prison and let some of the female guards drive it.  He was eating steak and salmon and had liquor and drugs.  He was also making millions of dollars a year while in prison and also running a drug enterprise inside it.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Croskin on June 23, 2013, 10:20 pm
I would expect that all incoming mail gets seriously violated...
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Festivalia on June 23, 2013, 10:21 pm
Your idea is fucking retarded.

 Coming from you I'll take that as a compliment. Your products are seriously weak.
Again can any vendors send a parcel straight to prison without getting it caught in mail?

Fuck you dumb bitch newfag Bob Marley avatar having motherfucker. You ignorant and shady bastard. "Let's just stick some fucking heroin in a birthday card. My idea isn't fucking ridiculous or anything at all guys."

ARG! YOur Xanax is SO... Xanxy! Too Xanaxy if you ask me! FUCKING WEAK. BLARGH *angry Llama noises*     ;D
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Festivalia on June 23, 2013, 10:23 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

There is actually an inmate that ran a prison.  He got some of the guards pregnant.  Two guards got his name tatted.  He was fucking many of the guards.  He bought a Mercedes Benz while in prison and let some of the female guards drive it.  He was eating steak and salmon and had liquor and drugs.  He was also making millions of dollars a year while in prison and also running a drug enterprise inside it.

This was major headline news, but thanks for the reiteration of my life story, boss.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Festivalia on June 23, 2013, 10:24 pm
And this one time, we had a president who shoved a cigar up a JEW! LULZ

Incase y'all forgit it.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 23, 2013, 10:26 pm
And this one time, we had a president who shoved a cigar up a JEW! LULZ

Incase y'all forgit it.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 23, 2013, 10:27 pm
And this one time, we had a president who shoved a cigar up a JEW! LULZ

Incase y'all forgit it.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

I did.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 23, 2013, 11:06 pm
Your idea is fucking retarded.

 Coming from you I'll take that as a compliment. Your products are seriously weak.
Again can any vendors send a parcel straight to prison without getting it caught in mail?

Fuck you dumb bitch newfag Bob Marley avatar having motherfucker. You ignorant and shady bastard. "Let's just stick some fucking heroin in a birthday card. My idea isn't fucking ridiculous or anything at all guys."
Charming!
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 23, 2013, 11:10 pm
Someone needs some medication. me thinks, Bruce, that's from a buyer you screwed who didn't want to mess up his stats. Now take your jarg swag and piss off.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: s1llyn355 on June 23, 2013, 11:29 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

lol .. class ! +1 point.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: s1llyn355 on June 23, 2013, 11:42 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

There is actually an inmate that ran a prison.  He got some of the guards pregnant.  Two guards got his name tatted.  He was fucking many of the guards.  He bought a Mercedes Benz while in prison and let some of the female guards drive it.  He was eating steak and salmon and had liquor and drugs.  He was also making millions of dollars a year while in prison and also running a drug enterprise inside it.

Can you remember the name of this .. super-criminal.
It's an astonishing story.
The prison guards are tattooing his name on their bodies ?
Regular crims.. don't get the prison guards pregnant... hold on.... what kind of prison was this?
Foo-foo la Mar's correctional facility ?

When was this?  Where was this ?
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: s1llyn355 on June 23, 2013, 11:45 pm
And this one time, we had a president who shoved a cigar up a JEW! LULZ

Incase y'all forgit it.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

I did.

so.. was she any good ? 
Score out of 10 ?
Would you repeat ?
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 23, 2013, 11:49 pm
Someone needs some medication. me thinks, Bruce, that's from a buyer you screwed who didn't want to mess up his stats. Now take your jarg swag and piss off.

1. Bob Marley avatar
2. Lots of negative karma
3. Never had a problem from anyone else. (what did you buy exactly, lol?)

Motherfucker I've given out more drugs on here free than you've likely bought. I've never lost an order, and have even admitted mistakes and have given reships, samples, lottery prizes and extras in every order.

Your post is about as plausible as your idea.

Any vendors sending gak to prison better implement a FE policy lol.

That wasn't even worth the time it took to type that out. If you purchased from me and I fucked you over than feel free to go to your account tab in the market, and give me a 1/5.

Considering most of my transactions are like an average of $75 if I "burned" you, you sound like a baller on a budget bro.

 ;)

Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 23, 2013, 11:52 pm
And this one time, we had a president who shoved a cigar up a JEW! LULZ

Incase y'all forgit it.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

I did.

so.. was she any good ? 
Score out of 10 ?
Would you repeat ?

Happened in Canada at a horror/comic convention
6/10
Was on period
Got poop dick
Would not repeat/bang
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Miah on June 24, 2013, 06:11 am
+1 OP for making me laugh with that question which I tell is not easy after a 3 day meth binge  :P
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Hungry ghost on June 24, 2013, 06:23 am
Northern star, you sound like you are in UK from some of your slang (give head a wobble, jarg). EDIT: in fact, a very specific area of the UK...you might want to consider moderating your colloquialisms. This is why I always post in the style of someone who has swallowed a dictionary. So the bizzys don't know where I'm from....shit.
       It was my understanding that if relatives wish to send inmates larger items such as small radios or books they have to pick from a HMP service approved catologue and order it that way? Is this not the case? I thought that you weren't allowed to send inmates packages for that very reason (avoiding contraband)
      Of course you can send letters but I reckon they are subject to pretty close scrutiny. Surely the prison mail room has seen it all before?
        I am not trying to join in the argument just asking out of interest.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 24, 2013, 06:36 am
^^^That's interesting considering I supposedly fucked this guy over and am an American domestic vendor. Lol.

 ???
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: SealTeam6 on June 24, 2013, 06:37 am
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

There is actually an inmate that ran a prison.  He got some of the guards pregnant.  Two guards got his name tatted.  He was fucking many of the guards.  He bought a Mercedes Benz while in prison and let some of the female guards drive it.  He was eating steak and salmon and had liquor and drugs.  He was also making millions of dollars a year while in prison and also running a drug enterprise inside it.

Heard about that, one of my hero's that guy is!
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 24, 2013, 09:32 am
Northern star, you sound like you are in UK from some of your slang (give head a wobble, jarg). EDIT: in fact, a very specific area of the UK...you might want to consider moderating your colloquialisms. This is why I always post in the style of someone who has swallowed a dictionary. So the bizzys don't know where I'm from....shit.
       It was my understanding that if relatives wish to send inmates larger items such as small radios or books they have to pick from a HMP service approved catologue and order it that way? Is this not the case? I thought that you weren't allowed to send inmates packages for that very reason (avoiding contraband)
      Of course you can send letters but I reckon they are subject to pretty close scrutiny. Surely the prison mail room has seen it all before?
        I am not trying to join in the argument just asking out of interest.

I got it, your obviously a micky mouser like me. This queer bruce is ripping people don't have it with him. Yeah its the hornby hotel I'm trying to send to.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 24, 2013, 09:39 am
^^^That's interesting considering I supposedly fucked this guy over and am an American domestic vendor. Lol.

 ???

Listen, get this through your subnormal fat American head ( don't mean to offend any Americans, just this homosexual) You are an bottom burglar . You ripped my mate of with your dodgy fake swag, now let me inform you of something, I have been here longer than your gay ass, You don't know me...I know you. Fact you are a thieving  bastard and your gunna get your comeuppance, mark my words.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: CaptainSnowFlakes on June 24, 2013, 04:16 pm
Everyone needs to relax. This thread kind of got out of control. There is no use in calling each other names. Act like grown men and either answer the question or give some advice.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: zxydwx3 on June 24, 2013, 04:46 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

There is actually an inmate that ran a prison.  He got some of the guards pregnant.  Two guards got his name tatted.  He was fucking many of the guards.  He bought a Mercedes Benz while in prison and let some of the female guards drive it.  He was eating steak and salmon and had liquor and drugs.  He was also making millions of dollars a year while in prison and also running a drug enterprise inside it.

Can you remember the name of this .. super-criminal.
It's an astonishing story.
The prison guards are tattooing his name on their bodies ?
Regular crims.. don't get the prison guards pregnant... hold on.... what kind of prison was this?
Foo-foo la Mar's correctional facility ?

When was this?  Where was this ?

Recently, like this spring. I think it was in New Jersey, but somewhere in the Northeast USA to be sure.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 24, 2013, 04:50 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

There is actually an inmate that ran a prison.  He got some of the guards pregnant.  Two guards got his name tatted.  He was fucking many of the guards.  He bought a Mercedes Benz while in prison and let some of the female guards drive it.  He was eating steak and salmon and had liquor and drugs.  He was also making millions of dollars a year while in prison and also running a drug enterprise inside it.

Can you remember the name of this .. super-criminal.
It's an astonishing story.
The prison guards are tattooing his name on their bodies ?
Regular crims.. don't get the prison guards pregnant... hold on.... what kind of prison was this?
Foo-foo la Mar's correctional facility ?

When was this?  Where was this ?

I don't make things up mate.  http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57581237/four-female-prison-guards-impregnated-by-same-inmate/
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Mr. Gaunt on June 24, 2013, 05:10 pm
Of course, it was Baltimore.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: jagfug on June 24, 2013, 05:12 pm
Holy shiiiite!!

Jack, I thought you were Jack n us Hoff!!

I MUST quote this one part;

"U.S. Attorney Rod Rosenstein said the 25 defendants participated in running the activities of the Black Guerilla Family - a prison and street gang - from behind bars in Baltimore City."

This story is from only a few months ago! That's what I get for turning my back on the news and television in general.

Not that I needed to know this, but good God! I honestly thought this type of city corruption went out with the squeegee guys, and Rudy Giuliani!~!

Different city, I know, but I thought once he proved that NYC could actually be as sanitary as it is now, (almost boring :P), most other cities followed suit.

Makes sense how we have the criminal enterprise in both houses, or should I say ALL THREE!!!! ;)

Great story, but I truly hope the OP's point was to rank out the other guy, and this whole thread wasn't really what it seemed.

Stay safe everyone!

Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 24, 2013, 05:16 pm
Holy shiiiite!!

Jack, I thought you were Jack n us Hoff!!

I MUST quote this one part;

"U.S. Attorney Rod Rosenstein said the 25 defendants participated in running the activities of the Black Guerilla Family - a prison and street gang - from behind bars in Baltimore City."

This story is from only a few months ago! That's what I get for turning my back on the news and television in general.

Not that I needed to know this, but good God! I honestly thought this type of city corruption went out with the squeegee guys, and Rudy Giuliani!~!

Different city, I know, but I thought once he proved that NYC could actually be as sanitary as it is now, (almost boring :P), most other cities followed suit.

Makes sense how we have the criminal enterprise in both houses, or should I say ALL THREE!!!! ;)

Great story, but I truly hope the OP's point was to rank out the other guy, and this whole thread wasn't really what it seemed.

Stay safe everyone!

Corruption is widespread in prisons.  Correction officers can easily make more than their salary by bringing in only tobacco and cell phones.  They often bring in drugs too though.  They sometimes bring in mp4 players and even ipads.  It pays very well.  Even creatine and protein powder go for a VERY high price in prison.  But yes, in this case it was quite over the top.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Chip Douglas on June 24, 2013, 05:24 pm
I wish HBO would bring back "Oz" - I'm sure most US, and possibly overseas peeps may remember it.

I'll never forget the guy who now does the Farmers Insurance Commercials, playing the head of the Aryan Brotherhood or whatever, making a guy get down on his knees, and just whey you thought you knew what was coming, he says "Now lick my boot!" LMFAOROFL!!!

Sorry, that just triggered an mpeg file in my brain! :o

-Chipster
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Mr. Gaunt on June 24, 2013, 05:31 pm
Protein powder is available in the MD correctional system, I believe. The problem here is, in Baltimore,  if you are on cash assistance, you have to apply for jobs, or at least put your name into a 'job pool'. Baltimore is the hub of the state prison system, and so there are quite a few jobs there. If your name gets pulled from the job pool, you must take it, or they will revoke the assistance. Think about all the uneducated single mothers in Baltimore. A lot of them get drafted to work right at the prison, Just to hang around with the same guys that probably knocked them up in the first place. The city is horribly broke, so the budget for policing and enforcing inside the system is very slim, also, not a lot of people who would talk WANT it to stop. If this guy hadn't been so high profile and affiliated with the BGF, who they have been after for YEARS, this would have kept going without a hitch.   
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: s1llyn355 on June 24, 2013, 11:15 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

There is actually an inmate that ran a prison.  He got some of the guards pregnant.  Two guards got his name tatted.  He was fucking many of the guards.  He bought a Mercedes Benz while in prison and let some of the female guards drive it.  He was eating steak and salmon and had liquor and drugs.  He was also making millions of dollars a year while in prison and also running a drug enterprise inside it.

Can you remember the name of this .. super-criminal.
It's an astonishing story.
The prison guards are tattooing his name on their bodies ?
Regular crims.. don't get the prison guards pregnant... hold on.... what kind of prison was this?
Foo-foo la Mar's correctional facility ?

When was this?  Where was this ?

I don't make things up mate.  http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57581237/four-female-prison-guards-impregnated-by-same-inmate/

I thought you were kidding.. but clearly.. you weren't.
Very interesting story... I wonder if they'll send him to an all-male prison next.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 24, 2013, 11:21 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

There is actually an inmate that ran a prison.  He got some of the guards pregnant.  Two guards got his name tatted.  He was fucking many of the guards.  He bought a Mercedes Benz while in prison and let some of the female guards drive it.  He was eating steak and salmon and had liquor and drugs.  He was also making millions of dollars a year while in prison and also running a drug enterprise inside it.

Can you remember the name of this .. super-criminal.
It's an astonishing story.
The prison guards are tattooing his name on their bodies ?
Regular crims.. don't get the prison guards pregnant... hold on.... what kind of prison was this?
Foo-foo la Mar's correctional facility ?

When was this?  Where was this ?

I don't make things up mate.  http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57581237/four-female-prison-guards-impregnated-by-same-inmate/

I thought you were kidding.. but clearly.. you weren't.
Very interesting story... I wonder if they'll send him to an all-male prison next.

I have never heard of a prison in the US with only male correctional officers.  They may exist, probably not, but it sure isn't common.

Having sex with correctional officers really isn't uncommon in male or female prisons.  No, it doesn't happen to many inmates but it does happen.  It's not that uncommon for white female guards, often married, to give birth to a biracial child even when their husband is white if you catch my drift.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: SmashBros on June 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
I have tried sending drugs into a prison once I used a decent stealth method too but it didn't worked and just got my friend in more trouble.

Since then I use a different method, I go to visit him with whatever sustance it is securely wrapped in multiple water balloons hold it in a secure spot, e.g mouth etc...

once inside buy a packet of chips put it in the chips get your friend to eat it then in a day he will have what he needs,

I usually take in around 10 xanax at a time he makes $100ea of them put into a tab account we split 50/50 other drugs have much higher value but the xanax what they loove cause you dont wanna be on no upper when you know you got 10months left to de day
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 24, 2013, 11:37 pm
^^^That's interesting considering I supposedly fucked this guy over and am an American domestic vendor. Lol.

 ???

Listen, get this through your subnormal fat American head ( don't mean to offend any Americans, just this homosexual) You are an bottom burglar . You ripped my mate of with your dodgy fake swag, now let me inform you of something, I have been here longer than your gay ass, You don't know me...I know you. Fact you are a thieving  bastard and your gunna get your comeuppance, mark my words.

I'm a bastard but I'm not a thief. You and your estranged sodomite mate/lover friend can bugger each other if he gets out on parole work release if you don't send him drugs in the mail and he behaves himself. I'm sure your mutual buttholes quiver with delight waiting expectantly for the excuse to use the buttpocket for contraband and buttsecks, but patience darling. Love conquers all, even behind walls and bars.

Much love,

Bruce

 :-*
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Chip Douglas on June 25, 2013, 01:12 am
I have tried sending drugs into a prison once I used a decent stealth method too but it didn't worked and just got my friend in more trouble.

Since then I use a different method, I go to visit him with whatever sustance it is securely wrapped in multiple water balloons hold it in a secure spot, e.g mouth etc...

once inside buy a packet of chips put it in the chips get your friend to eat it then in a day he will have what he needs,

I usually take in around 10 xanax at a time he makes $100ea of them put into a tab account we split 50/50 other drugs have much higher value but the xanax what they loove cause you dont wanna be on no upper when you know you got 10months left to de day
Are you serious?
Sorry, but I have trouble believing you ever did that, or do that. You can't blame me. I mean, you really must love this friend so much, that you wouldn't mind joining him in there!

LoL! Bag of chips. Come on!

Is this in some country that still hasn't quite got the budget for surveillance cameras? Or are you just that smooth?

Sorry, the more I type, the sillier I feel for even taking you seriously.

You are kidding right?

"Whatever sustance it is securely wrapped in water balloons" LMFAO!!!

Oh man, why pay for TV, when there's comedy going on this good!!

Sorry man, I call bullshit.

No offense or offence.  ;)

-Chip

PS. "but the xanax what they loove cause you dont wanna be on no upper when you know you got 10months left to de day"
(then again, Adderall, would keep you on your toes, cause you don't wanna get shanked, when you got that much time either, right?  What grade did you say you were in?)
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 25, 2013, 01:27 am
I have tried sending drugs into a prison once I used a decent stealth method too but it didn't worked and just got my friend in more trouble.

Since then I use a different method, I go to visit him with whatever sustance it is securely wrapped in multiple water balloons hold it in a secure spot, e.g mouth etc...

once inside buy a packet of chips put it in the chips get your friend to eat it then in a day he will have what he needs,

I usually take in around 10 xanax at a time he makes $100ea of them put into a tab account we split 50/50 other drugs have much higher value but the xanax what they loove cause you dont wanna be on no upper when you know you got 10months left to de day
Are you serious?
Sorry, but I have trouble believing you ever did that, or do that. You can't blame me. I mean, you really must love this friend so much, that you wouldn't mind joining him in there!

LoL! Bag of chips. Come on!

Is this in some country that still hasn't quite got the budget for surveillance cameras? Or are you just that smooth?

Sorry, the more I type, the sillier I feel for even taking you seriously.

You are kidding right?

"Whatever sustance it is securely wrapped in water balloons" LMFAO!!!

Oh man, why pay for TV, when there's comedy going on this good!!

Sorry man, I call bullshit.

No offense or offence.  ;)

-Chip

PS. "but the xanax what they loove cause you dont wanna be on no upper when you know you got 10months left to de day"
(then again, Adderall, would keep you on your toes, cause you don't wanna get shanked, when you got that much time either, right?  What grade did you say you were in?)

Chip, he's not lying.  I'm still packaging but I'll stop within the next 2 hours and come back and chime in.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: eddiethegun on June 25, 2013, 01:28 am
I have tried sending drugs into a prison once I used a decent stealth method too but it didn't worked and just got my friend in more trouble.

Since then I use a different method, I go to visit him with whatever sustance it is securely wrapped in multiple water balloons hold it in a secure spot, e.g mouth etc...

once inside buy a packet of chips put it in the chips get your friend to eat it then in a day he will have what he needs,

I usually take in around 10 xanax at a time he makes $100ea of them put into a tab account we split 50/50 other drugs have much higher value but the xanax what they loove cause you dont wanna be on no upper when you know you got 10months left to de day
Are you serious?
Sorry, but I have trouble believing you ever did that, or do that. You can't blame me. I mean, you really must love this friend so much, that you wouldn't mind joining him in there!

LoL! Bag of chips. Come on!

Is this in some country that still hasn't quite got the budget for surveillance cameras? Or are you just that smooth?

Sorry, the more I type, the sillier I feel for even taking you seriously.

You are kidding right?

"Whatever sustance it is securely wrapped in water balloons" LMFAO!!!

Oh man, why pay for TV, when there's comedy going on this good!!

Sorry man, I call bullshit.

No offense or offence.  ;)

-Chip

PS. "but the xanax what they loove cause you dont wanna be on no upper when you know you got 10months left to de day"
(then again, Adderall, would keep you on your toes, cause you don't wanna get shanked, when you got that much time either, right?  What grade did you say you were in?)

Nah, the described method is actually accurate and pretty common. Often the inmate shoves the balloon in his ass right there in the middle of the visit floor. Guys get caught all the time for it. More get away with it though. There's money to be made, after all...
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: thebakertrio on June 25, 2013, 02:18 am
got to pay attention to this, good talks!
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Chip Douglas on June 25, 2013, 02:21 am
Well then I stand corrected!

Egg on my face it is.

You have to realize that I've not 'fully lived' that well I guess, for not knowing about all this.

Then again, I'll take the hand I've been dealt.

I've spent more money on staying out of those places, than I have on drugs, in my lifetime.

I guess that's the way "they" like it.

Really either way "They" win!

No need to go further on this.

I was tweaking, then peaking, now crashing.

Thanks for indulging me!

In prison you'd have all killed me by now! :o

I gotta be right about that one! ;)

-Chip
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: NorthernStar on June 25, 2013, 09:20 am
^^^That's interesting considering I supposedly fucked this guy over and am an American domestic vendor. Lol.

 ???

Listen, get this through your subnormal fat American head ( don't mean to offend any Americans, just this homosexual) You are an bottom burglar . You ripped my mate of with your dodgy fake swag, now let me inform you of something, I have been here longer than your gay ass, You don't know me...I know you. Fact you are a thieving  bastard and your gunna get your comeuppance, mark my words.

I'm a bastard but I'm not a thief. You and your estranged sodomite mate/lover friend can bugger each other if he gets out on parole work release if you don't send him drugs in the mail and he behaves himself. I'm sure your mutual buttholes quiver with delight waiting expectantly for the excuse to use the buttpocket for contraband and buttsecks, but patience darling. Love conquers all, even behind walls and bars.

Much love,

Bruce

 :-*


Oh yes you are, you're an ass bandit aren't you ? You robbing twat. Its shows how mature you are, that composition of fecal matter you just typed out. How the fuck old are you bum boy. Why all the crap about bums and love? is that what's on your mind. You are a slimey bastard, and you're going to get some of your own medicine. and next time keep your childish opinions to yourself. If you want to take this to the phone lines lets go, or are you afraid you'll get found out aids ridden ass licker. I'm going to wipe that down syndrome look of you're cum swallowing face.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 25, 2013, 10:02 am
Cell phones are sold on a prison yard for 3x the amount it was bought for! or more.

And the comment about the white women being guards and then giving birth to another race is 100% true as well, It does'nt seem to take very long for the white ladies to flip on their job an start bringing in drugs and doing what ever else for certain inmates .

It just takes a little investment of time into them and constant attention before they start off with small things,  then once a inmate knows she is willing to step over a small line its pretty much down hill from there..

I'v seen it with my own eyes own yards and even county detention center, But more so on the yards.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: fuckingACE on June 25, 2013, 02:32 pm
Any vendors out there who could package up a pigoen, aka parcel for a friend in prison. We can work out a price, maybe brown or white. There must be some stealth ideas, as the only amount I can get him is in birthday card Any feedback will be carefully considered. Thanks
I´ve had four packages make it to prisons in london and Birmingham (personal requests and not though SR)
30 home made LSD blotters from liquid.
.5 china white
1g no4
1 fentatyl patch

The packages ae fucking hard to make about 6 hrs per package and very ingenious

ACE
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 25, 2013, 03:27 pm
Any vendors out there who could package up a pigoen, aka parcel for a friend in prison. We can work out a price, maybe brown or white. There must be some stealth ideas, as the only amount I can get him is in birthday card Any feedback will be carefully considered. Thanks
I´ve had four packages make it to prisons in london and Birmingham (personal requests and not though SR)
30 home made LSD blotters from liquid.
.5 china white
1g no4
1 fentatyl patch

The packages ae fucking hard to make about 6 hrs per package and very ingenious

ACE

If it's taking your six hours then you're doing it wrong.  I've done this many times for multiple prisons with no problem.  It never took six hours for a package.  That is just crazy!
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: PlutoPete on June 25, 2013, 07:12 pm
It's easy if you're in a country that allows items to be mailed in, but most uk prisons only allow letters, and these are always opened and checked. Anything more than a sheet of blotter usually takes a different route.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 25, 2013, 07:14 pm
It's easy if you're in a country that allows items to be mailed in, but most uk prisons only allow letters, and these are always opened and checked. Anything more than a sheet of blotter usually takes a different route.

I am talking about in the US where you can only mail in letters.  It's not hard if you know what you are doing.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: zandermanreturns on June 26, 2013, 01:52 am
Having know a few people to do time i have found out there are many ways to get drugs and other contraband into prisons.
Look into to what the prison allows friends or family to send in such as care packages, generally ever quarter one box of restricted items with a predetermined weight. This does not apply to every prison as every system has varying regulations depending on many factors such as security level, threat level on the yards, lock-down status etc etc.
Mail is inspected very heavily but consider the fact the thousands of letters are received daily and processed by that night. If you try hard enough you can get this or that in.
Think {Edited for content  ;D. sorry guys it was a good one but good advice made me take it out}
If the catch the package o-well, They will investigate where it came from and who it is going to. No one admits to anything the worst that will happen is some SEG time under investigation status. Big deal, any inmate worth his weight in salt wont care either way. Tis the name of the game.
The easier way is to get a female mule to get on his visiting list and in turn bring him what he needs every week. This is very easy if your not a moron. Bags of popcorn and skittles work great. dish soap,Mustard,Hot water will make any man puke or he can shit in a bucket. Seen both.
Good luck, we need more drugs in the system it makes for family fun drama time.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Aurelius Venport on June 27, 2013, 12:47 pm
Pfft, I'm running my whole game from a prison cell right now!

In fact, between sending OUT parcels, I rape other men to prove a point. It's quite exhausting... thus explaining any delays in my parcels being sound out of this bitch.

KNA MEAN?!

There is actually an inmate that ran a prison.  He got some of the guards pregnant.  Two guards got his name tatted.  He was fucking many of the guards.  He bought a Mercedes Benz while in prison and let some of the female guards drive it.  He was eating steak and salmon and had liquor and drugs.  He was also making millions of dollars a year while in prison and also running a drug enterprise inside it.

Can you remember the name of this .. super-criminal.
It's an astonishing story.
The prison guards are tattooing his name on their bodies ?
Regular crims.. don't get the prison guards pregnant... hold on.... what kind of prison was this?
Foo-foo la Mar's correctional facility ?

When was this?  Where was this ?

I don't make things up mate.  http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57581237/four-female-prison-guards-impregnated-by-same-inmate/

I thought you were kidding.. but clearly.. you weren't.
Very interesting story... I wonder if they'll send him to an all-male prison next.

I have never heard of a prison in the US with only male correctional officers.  They may exist, probably not, but it sure isn't common.

Having sex with correctional officers really isn't uncommon in male or female prisons.  No, it doesn't happen to many inmates but it does happen.  It's not that uncommon for white female guards, often married, to give birth to a biracial child even when their husband is white if you catch my drift.

yup u just have to pay 2 play...but it def happens
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: users_dont_lose_drugs on June 27, 2013, 01:57 pm
Northern star, you sound like you are in UK from some of your slang (give head a wobble, jarg). EDIT: in fact, a very specific area of the UK...you might want to consider moderating your colloquialisms. This is why I always post in the style of someone who has swallowed a dictionary. So the bizzys don't know where I'm from....shit.
       It was my understanding that if relatives wish to send inmates larger items such as small radios or books they have to pick from a HMP service approved catologue and order it that way? Is this not the case? I thought that you weren't allowed to send inmates packages for that very reason (avoiding contraband)
      Of course you can send letters but I reckon they are subject to pretty close scrutiny. Surely the prison mail room has seen it all before?
        I am not trying to join in the argument just asking out of interest.

I got it, your obviously a micky mouser like me. This queer bruce is ripping people don't have it with him. Yeah its the hornby hotel I'm trying to send to.


LOL 'micky mouser' - I'm not from the UK and even I know where this is......
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: roundhead on June 27, 2013, 04:34 pm
Cell phones are sold on a prison yard for 3x the amount it was bought for! or more.

And the comment about the white women being guards and then giving birth to another race is 100% true as well, It does'nt seem to take very long for the white ladies to flip on their job an start bringing in drugs and doing what ever else for certain inmates .

It just takes a little investment of time into them and constant attention before they start off with small things,  then once a inmate knows she is willing to step over a small line its pretty much down hill from there..

I'v seen it with my own eyes own yards and even county detention center, But more so on the yards.

I still cant get over how they smuggle them in I honestly cant work out how its physically possible. The local psycho one night cornered us in the pub and was waffling on and on about prison (he's been in and out all his life) and he was boasting at the fact he can fit nearly any phone on the market up his harris.....no lube needed, not even for the iphone 3 (he said his favourite to smuggle is the old blackberry's). He said his girlfriend would hide it up her vadge then during visiting slide it to him somehow and he would ram it up there without anyone noticing. I am still not sure if it's true but he was recently recalled and was updating his Facebook from prison so assume it must be.....so grim.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Tessellated on June 27, 2013, 05:22 pm
I have had exactly one order to a correctional facitity, addresses to a prisoner number. It finalized 8 days later with 5/5 feedback.

Not sure how they ordered, I can't imagine they let you have tor there. It may have been a friend who ordered.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Tessellated on June 27, 2013, 05:46 pm
yeah i just realized that if I ever go to prison I am going to have a hell of a lsd/nbom etc habit....seems wierd,,,, :o

You can put Xanax on blotter as well... If they really go for $100 a pop like that other guy said you can get damn rich sneaking in the powder and laying it on paper inside.

A gram would be 1000 doses, at $100 a pop... you might just want to stay a bit longer for the income.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Tessellated on June 27, 2013, 05:53 pm
the thought actually crossed my mind.

can i get ur phone number in case i need cid in the pen? I'm solid yo.

Ya it is 1-888-TES-SELL
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: s1llyn355 on June 27, 2013, 08:50 pm
how about sticking drugs down the barrel of a pen..
and handing the pen to your friend when you visit him/her ?
.. would that not work ?
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
how about sticking drugs down the barrel of a pen..
and handing the pen to your friend when you visit him/her ?
.. would that not work ?

You can't get a fucking pen from someone at a visit.  Striiip search.  There are other ways though.  Mail works great.  Especially for alprazolam powder, phenazepam po0wder,  etizolam powder and nBOMEs.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: s1llyn355 on June 27, 2013, 11:14 pm
how about sticking drugs down the barrel of a pen..
and handing the pen to your friend when you visit him/her ?
.. would that not work ?

You can't get a fucking pen from someone at a visit.  Striiip search.  There are other ways though.  Mail works great.  Especially for alprazolam powder, phenazepam po0wder,  etizolam powder and nBOMEs.

oh well ... it was just a thought ;-)

So how do you hide the powder in a letter ?
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 27, 2013, 11:20 pm
how about sticking drugs down the barrel of a pen..
and handing the pen to your friend when you visit him/her ?
.. would that not work ?

You can't get a fucking pen from someone at a visit.  Striiip search.  There are other ways though.  Mail works great.  Especially for alprazolam powder, phenazepam po0wder,  etizolam powder and nBOMEs.

oh well ... it was just a thought ;-)

So how do you hide the powder in a letter ?

PM sent ;)
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: roundhead on June 28, 2013, 10:37 am
how about sticking drugs down the barrel of a pen..
and handing the pen to your friend when you visit him/her ?
.. would that not work ?

You can't get a fucking pen from someone at a visit.  Striiip search.  There are other ways though.  Mail works great.  Especially for alprazolam powder, phenazepam po0wder,  etizolam powder and nBOMEs.

oh well ... it was just a thought ;-)

So how do you hide the powder in a letter ?

PM sent ;)

Any chance I could get a PM with this Jack N Hoff?? have a friend with another year and a half at least and would love to recieve a care package :)
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 28, 2013, 10:38 am
how about sticking drugs down the barrel of a pen..
and handing the pen to your friend when you visit him/her ?
.. would that not work ?

You can't get a fucking pen from someone at a visit.  Striiip search.  There are other ways though.  Mail works great.  Especially for alprazolam powder, phenazepam po0wder,  etizolam powder and nBOMEs.

oh well ... it was just a thought ;-)

So how do you hide the powder in a letter ?

PM sent ;)

Any chance I could get a PM with this Jack N Hoff?? have a friend with another year and a half at least and would love to recieve a care package :)

Probably.  Skimming your post history real quick first.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 28, 2013, 10:45 am
1. Buy reasonably priced civilian drone/aircraft.
2. Get some high quality fake rocks, or very dense weights shaped to penetrate the ground. Fill them with drugs pre-packaged to be swallowed or putt in the butt.
3. Drop over prison yard at night.
4.  8)
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 28, 2013, 10:48 am
1. Buy reasonably priced civilian drone/aircraft.
2. Get some high quality fake rocks, or very dense weights shaped to penetrate the ground. Fill them with drugs pre-packaged to be swallowed or putt in the butt.
3. Drop over prison yard at night.
4.  8)

They were using remote controlled helivopters in South America I think it was.  They were also using carrier pigeons in South America that were carrying five or six cell phones at a time!
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 28, 2013, 10:52 am
Motherfucking drug carrier pigeons is the best idea ever.
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: roundhead on June 28, 2013, 10:54 am
how about sticking drugs down the barrel of a pen..
and handing the pen to your friend when you visit him/her ?
.. would that not work ?

You can't get a fucking pen from someone at a visit.  Striiip search.  There are other ways though.  Mail works great.  Especially for alprazolam powder, phenazepam po0wder,  etizolam powder and nBOMEs.

oh well ... it was just a thought ;-)

So how do you hide the powder in a letter ?

PM sent ;)

Any chance I could get a PM with this Jack N Hoff?? have a friend with another year and a half at least and would love to recieve a care package :)

Probably.  Skimming your post history real quick first.

Cheers Jack, without a doubt most knowledgeable person on SR I have dealt with  ;D

If anyone with 100+ could give him some Karma for me would be much appreciated
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: bodnostrokulum on June 28, 2013, 11:11 am
In my country the prisoners have a word

''If we had a sea inside, we would bring in an entire cruise ship  ;D ''
Title: Re: Vendors sending parcels to prison.
Post by: Intraterrestrial on June 28, 2013, 12:26 pm
how about sticking drugs down the barrel of a pen..
and handing the pen to your friend when you visit him/her ?
.. would that not work ?

You can't get a fucking pen from someone at a visit.  Striiip search.  There are other ways though.  Mail works great.  Especially for alprazolam powder, phenazepam po0wder,  etizolam powder and nBOMEs.

oh well ... it was just a thought ;-)

So how do you hide the powder in a letter ?

PM sent ;)

Any chance I could get a PM with this Jack N Hoff?? have a friend with another year and a half at least and would love to recieve a care package :)

Probably.  Skimming your post history real quick first.

Cheers Jack, without a doubt most knowledgeable person on SR I have dealt with  ;D

If anyone with 100+ could give him some Karma for me would be much appreciated

given them +1 for ya. seem like seriously helpful crew, nice one