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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: GayBruceCampbell on July 04, 2013, 10:39 pm

Title: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: GayBruceCampbell on July 04, 2013, 10:39 pm
So I've just bought some Lsd from a reputable vendor, and now I can't feel my neck, and my cock has shrunk.
shalll I fone an ambulance
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 04, 2013, 10:41 pm
You literally have no life.
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: GayBruceCampbell on July 04, 2013, 10:44 pm
I'm sorry. Can you help my cock problem or not?
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: GayBruceCampbell on July 04, 2013, 10:46 pm
Is there anyone who can help, apart from this stalker \I seem to have caught like a dose of sypillis.
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: RaFaeL5 on July 04, 2013, 10:51 pm
Dude,
you're probably just tripping... and that does do some strange things with you sometimes...

I'd advise you to enjoy the ride with Lucy and don't worry about your cock...
at least not for the coming 48h.

Just go with the flow and fly away in the universe!  :D
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: GayBruceCampbell on July 04, 2013, 11:00 pm
Wow I fell better guys cheers, I can see kind of weird lights and when I stare at things for a while its strange...I love it...I love you all. bless SR
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: Herujuana on July 04, 2013, 11:26 pm
You're not playing with the little monkey enough. When the monkey's bad, and they usually are, spank it. And spank it when it's not bad, just for good measure.
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: Wadozo on July 04, 2013, 11:52 pm
Give Dr Phil a call. Maybe he can walk you through this embarrassing situation and you can discuss with him ways to pump some air into your dick to compensate for the shrinking turtle!! ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: igoragbogba on July 04, 2013, 11:53 pm
I mean.. Sriously.. Those people exist oO
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: delaney28 on July 05, 2013, 12:38 am
Awwww dude, that sucks! I heard, not sure if it's true, that if you smack it a bit it will grow for you. Sometimes it EVEN gets hard... I know that sounds CRAZY! Just try it out, can't hurt...






Ha ha ha ha ha... wtf!!
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: yossarian1042 on July 05, 2013, 01:09 am
Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
George Costanza: I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: FatBurger on July 05, 2013, 01:16 am
That happened to me once
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: Virtualdevil420 on July 05, 2013, 01:17 am
Whatever you got is eitcher some RC, or pretty awesome and your tripping sir  :o I've never had any dick shrinkage due to any kind of tripping though.
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: Wadozo on July 05, 2013, 01:24 am
Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
George Costanza: I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!

The Hamptons!  :) :) God I love that show.  ;)
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: FatBurger on July 05, 2013, 01:26 am
Cath and Amphs will make your dick shrink, temporarily.
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: delaney28 on July 05, 2013, 01:29 am
Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
George Costanza: I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!

Nice recall!!! Hilarious!!
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 05, 2013, 02:00 am
This bastard Northernstar made a troll account to fuck with me and this is not a serious topic. Please note my username and the username of the OP.

Thank you.

Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: delaney28 on July 05, 2013, 02:12 am
This bastard Northernstar made a troll account to fuck with me and this is not a serious topic. Please note my username and the username of the OP.

Thank you.

I (don't know about anyone else) get it. As far as I'm concerned who ever this person is... is a moron!... clearly, if you are going to take the time to do stupid shit like this you REALLY are a jackass! I think all the posts are just making a mockery of this thread...  This guy has waaaaaaay too much time on his hands! No worries to the REAL BC!!! 
Title: Re: HELP MY COCK HAS SHRUNK
Post by: Tony_Perkis on July 05, 2013, 02:21 am
this is all Rick Moranis' fault