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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Study Aid on February 07, 2012, 05:48 pm
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Free Oxycontin 60mg ER Pill
I just came across this pill and thought i should give it away to someone in the community with pain. Please say the reason why you want the pill and you may get chosen as the winner. The winner will be announced in this thread. Big Shoutout to our Adderall content winner: Ellemenopee
Check out my items for sale (Adderall and Xanax):
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/107587
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My pet hippopotamus (still a baby) pulled his pectorals while doing breast strokes in my bathtub. Every night I hear him crying and it tears me apart to imagine what he must be going through. Even to see him feel better for a day, or even a few hours, (until the chiropractor I contacted from Botswana gets here) would put a smile on my face. When I see him chewing on his morning grass he looks so happy but I see little drops forming at the corner of his eyes and I know he's just putting on a show so I don't feel bad. What I wouldn't give to see his tiny little pinkish black ears wiggle again as he swims around without a care. I know this large dose of OC is just what the little guy needs. He's only 4 months old but he already weighs 200lbs, bless his little hippo heart.
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:'( :-\ :o
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My weener broke. Please help.
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Oxy definitely won't help you there. Try some viagra haha
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My pet hippopotamus (still a baby) pulled his pectorals while doing breast strokes in my bathtub. Every night I hear him crying and it tears me apart to imagine what he must be going through. Even to see him feel better for a day, or even a few hours, (until the chiropractor I contacted from Botswana gets here) would put a smile on my face. When I see him chewing on his morning grass he looks so happy but I see little drops forming at the corner of his eyes and I know he's just putting on a show so I don't feel bad. What I wouldn't give to see his tiny little pinkish black ears wiggle again as he swims around without a care. I know this large dose of OC is just what the little guy needs. He's only 4 months old but he already weighs 200lbs, bless his little hippo heart.
What were you on when you wrote this man? hahahah
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stubbed my toe on my desk.
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I would mix it up with some Ambien and get fucked up:)
Plain and Simple, I like to get highhhhhh:P
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Im just going to glue it back in place then,
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Im just going to glue it back in place then,
I would bet 5 min Epoxy would do the trick;)
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why do I need it? because oxycontin is awesome. thats why
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My girlfriend broke up with me, and I haven't gotten any in a while, so I'd figured I'd slip it in somebody's drink. That always seems to make the sex so much easier.
JK, I really don't enjoy opiates that much, personally. =P
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I'm ordering two oz's of shrooms to my friends address. In exchange, I will have to give him a quarter oz. If you sent me this pill I could give that to him instead, and save that extra quarter oz for my own profit.
I am trying to make $200 to buy two fake ID's so that I can go clubbing in NYC this summer.
How's that for non-fiction mayhem
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Welp it only stayed attached for 13 minutes, didnt let the epoxy dry long enough......
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What were you on when you wrote this man? hahahah
Nothing was clouding my mind but my love for poor Herbert, my hippo.
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ohhh I get it... Who cares about perkys weener when herbert the hippo has a minor head cold....AT MOST... I HAVE DETACHED FROM MY MANHOOD.
GIVE HERBERT A TYLENOL AND LET HIM SLEEP IT OFF. Herbert the hippo is a drama queen and element you are enabling him...Bad parenting right there Sir. Bye the time herbert is in highschool she is going to be having sex with much older hippos and shooting hippoerion.
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I'm new here but if your still offering, I'd appreciate the chance.
I have severe nerve pain from an auto accident in the 90's which makes my body literally feel like its on fire sometimes. Also bad weather aggitates it as well. I broke almost every bone.
My doctor had me on OC for years until insurance decided my meds were too expensive and cut me. I'd give anything for one more relaxing day if possible.
That's my pathetic story but Congrats to whoever u do choose. And i think its awesome your offering this to help.
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I read responses here and feel kind of silly now spilling out all that.
Sorry for getting so serious....
I still think its a generous offer :-)
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OMG ohh boy umm didnt know a women was in here.... uh hi erica uhhh I was just kidding umm YEA! Just kidding....
sincerely, hurty !!!! I MEAN PERKY CRAP!
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LoL s'ok
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I read responses here and feel kind of silly now spilling out all that.
Sorry for getting so serious....
I still think its a generous offer :-)
I think the reason everyone's being so silly is because there's really no way to back up your story on here.
I don't mean to trivialize what you say happened to you, as I know people in similar situations and from what they've told me I can't even imagine what they're going through.
Just that if I was addicted to Oxycontin (and I also know a few people who are) I would totally fake a story about how I was injured to get it.
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no injury, just pretty damn addicted to heroin and my connect dried up 3 days ago. was sniffing 6-7 bags a day minimum, sometimes up to 3-4 bags at a time. Thank god I'm not shooting it, and never will, so at least I have that still going for me. On top of the d connect drying up, I just got bunked on 'molly' IRL and ended up with a fat batch of mephedrone. FML. Really sucks because I can't in good conscience pass it off to my friends as MD, since I know for sure it's not, so i'm sitting on a bunch of this bullshit that's of no use to me. If only there was a way to magically turn it into h ::)
The past three days have been pretty shitty, thankfully i've had a few 8mg suboxones that will last me through tomorrow, and then a few benzos leftover for the next few nights. I plan on using this as an opportunity to get off opiates, but a 60 mg oc after my detox and tolerance break would be like a squirrel finding the 'five guys' stash of peanuts, or an elephant trekking for miles through the jungle/desert to finally get to the watering hole, or a polar bear aimlessly walking through the arctic happening across a fat ass seal just chilling. Damn
alright that's my plea :)
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I dont mean to mock people, Im just having fun. Trying to win with the charistmic aproach verse the junkie and serious injury attempt.
o yea my johnny is intact-ed, it didn't fall off..i will come clean.Honesty prevails! GOD BLESS IM DONE POSTING!
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I read responses here and feel kind of silly now spilling out all that.
Sorry for getting so serious....
I still think its a generous offer :-)
I think the reason everyone's being so silly is because there's really no way to back up your story on here.
I don't mean to trivialize what you say happened to you, as I know people in similar situations and from what they've told me I can't even imagine what they're going through.
Just that if I was addicted to Oxycontin (and I also know a few people who are) I would totally fake a story about how I was injured to get it.
being addicted and having a tolerance or dependency due to chronic use for pain management are two totally different things.. please do not confuse them.
Personally, I developed my addiction due to my dependency derived from my tolerance...just sayin.
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I am in no way confusing them. Just saying anyone who's addicted for a legitimate reason or otherwise would be willing to make up a sob story if they thought it would win them the pill.
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I help a lot on a non-profit farm. I do a constant amount of lifting and my back is really sore because of this(and old age). A oxy 60 would be such a amazing gift since i only get 10/325's. I would love to try one without Tylenol!
PB
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I'm new here but if your still offering, I'd appreciate the chance.
I have severe nerve pain from an auto accident in the 90's which makes my body literally feel like its on fire sometimes. Also bad weather aggitates it as well. I broke almost every bone.
My doctor had me on OC for years until insurance decided my meds were too expensive and cut me. I'd give anything for one more relaxing day if possible.
That's my pathetic story but Congrats to whoever u do choose. And i think its awesome your offering this to help.
Congratulations. You won!
Send me your address info and your OC will go out with the next batch of orders! Thanks for playing everybody!
P.S Please send it to my Silk Road account not my forum account. Thanks.
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That was real considerate of you Study Aid. Hope our friend will get the relieve they need.
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I tried quoting on here but my tablet wouldn't cooperate :-(
Anyway, thank you bunches! I sent you a message once I figured out how to find u on SR lol
Your awesome!
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You should give it to me because I am actually in pain. I have broken my left collar bone 3 times. (Playing the game chicken with ppl on your shoulders out of water, football and football) It is now indented and is pressing on nerves. I have tried to get surgery but there is too great a chance of me bleeding out on the table due to all the arteries in your neck and shoulder. Don't believe that I have this jacked up of a collar bone.....I have xrays and an MRI to prove it. In constant pain but can't do a damn thing about it, cept take pain killers. I would compare my shoulder pain to about 2/3s of the pain you get from having a kidney stone. Everyone who has had one knows how bad this hurts for me.
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I recieved pill today and wanted to post here to say Thank you! It was really nice of you to do this and I appreciate it a lot. It made me miss my oxy's .....I forgot how well they worked.
I hope u have a great year :-)