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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: orngecapsule on October 06, 2012, 04:45 am

Title: escorts
Post by: orngecapsule on October 06, 2012, 04:45 am
oh, so.. i took a few hits off some good meth, right?
i got majorly horny. so i cruised the escorts sites. and found a great site. so i found the girl i wanted.
ended up calling .. so she arrived. she wasn't the best looker but had the fucking tanned body with tan lines. i'm crazy about that.
she did all my fucking drugs. almost all of it.
i paid her like 600usd
fuck. i feel so CHEATED right now.
moral: don't fuck with escorts. i didn't even get to CUM. FUCK.
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Caparino on October 06, 2012, 05:18 am
600usd... did you at least shit on her face?
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: spegrodomous on October 06, 2012, 05:22 am
Guess it's good meth.

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Title: Re: escorts
Post by: orngecapsule on October 06, 2012, 06:26 am
made her stay for 3 hours and i didnt even CUM. just talked shit and she felt madly connected with me due to the meth / h in her.
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Limetless on October 06, 2012, 06:30 am
made her stay for 3 hours and i didnt even CUM. just talked shit and she felt madly connected with me due to the meth / h in her.

Yeah that's what hookers are meant to say mate....
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Caparino on October 06, 2012, 06:31 am
That's why you always pay afterwards  :P
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Limetless on October 06, 2012, 06:32 am
That's why you always pay afterwards  :P

I wouldn't know mate, not my thing.
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Caparino on October 06, 2012, 06:44 am
Recycling old advice, I wouldn't know either. The hookers on uni campus don't charge you anything :P
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: spegrodomous on October 06, 2012, 06:45 am
Hookers are just fun to talk about really.

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Title: Re: escorts
Post by: orngecapsule on October 06, 2012, 08:22 am
FUCKING FEEL CHEATED
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: edar on October 06, 2012, 08:28 am
cheaper having a wank  :)
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: ExiledKeef on October 06, 2012, 08:58 am
Did SHE get to cum ?   
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on October 06, 2012, 10:14 am
cheaper having a wank  :)

this is why so many fellas are single.
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 06, 2012, 02:19 pm
My wife got me 2 young escorts for my 30th birthday. That's why I love her so much - she knows me better than anyone I know. Happy times.
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Limetless on October 06, 2012, 07:30 pm
My wife got me 2 young escorts for my 30th birthday. That's why I love her so much - she knows me better than anyone I know. Happy times.

Lol can you loan me your wife?
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: cupkiller on October 06, 2012, 10:59 pm
i paid her like 600usd
are u serious
 ::)
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: TheBusiness on October 07, 2012, 07:17 am
Wow. I could totally have not made you cum for no more than 300USD.

I even take bitcoin.
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: gtgeorgz on October 07, 2012, 02:56 pm
Recycling old advice, I wouldn't know either. The hookers on uni campus don't charge you anything :P

Lol, true say bruv. +1
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Ooohmani on October 07, 2012, 03:47 pm
I'd definitely be jerking off instead.

One time I had sex with a hooker and it wasn't so cool.

I was all blown out in St. Thomas on a saturday night at the greenhouse and since I knew there were hookers around I decided to leave and go looking for some.
When I got there there were two banging chicks waiting outside the door and I was psyched.
I gave the $40 to the guy at the door and he led me into a dark room....

Not only was she fat and old (lol), but she was... well I guess the fat and old was the part I really didn't like.
I still came though so it was all worth it?
Title: Re: escorts
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 08, 2012, 07:41 pm
My wife got me 2 young escorts for my 30th birthday. That's why I love her so much - she knows me better than anyone I know. Happy times.

Lol can you loan me your wife?

No kiddin' dude, I stuck it lucky. She's dirtier than me! There's stuff she suggests that I won't do dude...'magine that! I'm happy to lend her to you, an she'd defo be up for it, but you're so waking up the next day feelin' dirty, corrupted and cheap.