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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: heisenburg on November 05, 2011, 11:24 pm

Title: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 05, 2011, 11:24 pm
is coming soon. available now pending the sellers account.

melts clear and recrystallizes as expected. product is extremely consistent. seller will make sure you say "fuck yeah, always the best" when doing business.

seller will not substitute supply with other vendors/variances.

each item is inspected and quality tested prior to shipping. all orders will be exact weight.

pricing will be consistent with recent pricing on SR.

since seller will not have any feedback initially and be an unknown quantity any tips would be appreciated.

post will be updated when available in store for purchase.

get ready to grin.

Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: peach on November 06, 2011, 12:16 am
Heisen"burg"??

Jesse, we know it's you, don't steal Walt's formula...
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 06, 2011, 12:48 am
Potential buyer thinks it's a little weird for seller to speak in 3rd person lol.. Or to speak for another seller..

Regardless, I'm sure many of us are looking forward to your listings! ;D Good luck selling, and welcome to Silk Road!
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 06, 2011, 01:11 am
seller never spoke of or for another seller. seller did speak of not altering supply to assure buyer consistency of product.

seller may appear to be odd. seller is methodical about safety.

seller just wants everyone to have fun safely.

 :)





Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: Brezner on November 06, 2011, 01:34 am
This thread made me "lol" IRL for real.  I'm very curious to see what you have to offer, looking forward to seeing the listing!
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: themunchies on November 06, 2011, 02:31 am
dude I don't give a fuck how you want to type, but if you want to get some people interested you could make some deals on 1/4, 1/2 g over the weekend and offer them to moderators, senior members, anyone active on the forum. If they don't type here all the time what they think isn't gonna matter, they're not gonna tell anyone. You could give away a gram or 2 in total, you don't even really have to do that though. Just sell it at a cheap price so people can check it out without dropping a ton of money off the rip.

I charge what my product is worth. For the first little bit I was the cheapest acid dealer on here and people were getting lit the fuck up and writing about it on the message board every day. now I am in the top 20. I was also vocal on the message board, and not in some wierd ass 3rd person. Who is that protecting? Was gonna ask how old you are, don't really want to know though...

Really man, as long as the product is good and you give people a real incentive to try it besides you saying it's good then you're going to do well off the rip. If you want to be the cool guy and not give any deals its gonna take a lot longer and you're gonna make less money in the long run.
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: Abacinator on November 06, 2011, 05:45 am
Interested in a sample.
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: towelie on November 06, 2011, 08:07 am
apparently i need to watch more tv.
I thought this guy got his username from Werner Heisenberg a German physicist. ;D
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: GORDENRAMSEY on November 06, 2011, 03:46 pm
Samples,samples,samples,samples,and more samples
will go a long  way regarding your reputation
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: RapidImprovement on November 06, 2011, 06:45 pm
Of this seller, I am skeptical.

-RI
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: wangbone on November 06, 2011, 07:44 pm
Crystal what? MDMA, meth, DMT? Crystal vases?
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 06, 2011, 09:03 pm
methamphetamine.
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 07, 2011, 03:01 am
Of this seller, I am skeptical.

-RI

why are you skeptical?
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 07, 2011, 03:04 am
Potential buyer thinks it's a little weird for seller to speak in 3rd person lol.. Or to speak for another seller..

Regardless, I'm sure many of us are looking forward to your listings! ;D Good luck selling, and welcome to Silk Road!

thank you for the welcome!

hopefully seller will see your order soon!
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: ProudCannabian on November 08, 2011, 02:40 am
Jimmy thinks this is some funny shit.
Yeah, samples, either free or low-priced will get your ball rolling fast.
Jimmy don't want one though, meth is not "Jimmy's thing," not that you've offered, of course.

 ;D
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 08, 2011, 12:17 pm
seller agrees.

seller finds what is not the thing becomes the thing. although seller notes this is not typical of most human beings.

 ;)
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 08, 2011, 12:29 pm
seller is pleased to announce (yes emotion,  :P) product listings for what you came to read about.

sample amount:
http://ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/13272

half gram:
http://ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/13271

gram:
http://ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/13270

as noted in the product description working with seller either as an early customer or freeing up cash flow will be rewarded on their second order. this amount should please those who participated.

if for some reason you are not satisfied and aren't completely crazy (aliens kidnapped you and sucked the meth back out of your nose to insert it rectally type stories and chuck norris shows up to drop a tear but doesn't really add value to the overall story line) but still provide feedback in a constructive or other manner that isn't completely belligerent (yes, you can give seller a bad rating) you may find yourself pleased in some fashion (flattery included).
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: meth-head on November 08, 2011, 01:05 pm
just curious, how much product do you have? swim is hoping there will still be some left in a couple days when their money finally gets transferred to dwolla :-\. are you going to have a regular supply? swim wants some very badly & will be extremely disappointed if seller is all out by the time swim has bitcoins in their SR account.

but thank you to the seller for providing some crank! other SR sellers need to step it up  :P
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: AHorseOfCourse on November 08, 2011, 02:01 pm
Hello everyone,

  Long-time forum reader and hanger-on, first time actual commenter. Plus, I believe I'm Heisenburg's first-ever SR customer. I just purchased a .2g sample of his poetic crystal methamphetamine. Here's to hoping it arrives, and that its quality is up to snuff (snuff= Vortex, Dopeboy, SR, etc.).

  I already got screwed out of $300 not long ago for a crystal transaction gone wrong (outside of SR). I hope Heisenburg can make the world right again. We really do need a reliable, steady crystal salesman. Buena suerte!

                  -Horse

P.S. Heisenburg: Have you seen/tried the shards from your SR competitors? Would you honestly say yours is as good, as clear, as sweet-smoking, as the others? Or maybe it's as good, but different? Etc.?
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 08, 2011, 02:58 pm
just curious, how much product do you have? swim is hoping there will still be some left in a couple days when their money finally gets transferred to dwolla :-\. are you going to have a regular supply? swim wants some very badly & will be extremely disappointed if seller is all out by the time swim has bitcoins in their SR account.

but thank you to the seller for providing some crank! other SR sellers need to step it up  :P

thought swim was for other forums. ;)

supply will be here when you are ready, this time, next time, all the time. if it was a spurt, a sprint, or a good morning jog seller wouldn't bother.
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 08, 2011, 03:38 pm
Quote
P.S. Heisenburg: Have you seen/tried the shards from your SR competitors? Would you honestly say yours is as good, as clear, as sweet-smoking, as the others? Or maybe it's as good, but different? Etc.?

seller has seen pictures and seller is confident that competitors looks as yummy and vice versa. seller has 12mb jpeg's for inspection if a secure mode of transfer is found.

it's their quality that convinced seller to come hang out.

seller has a story of doubt. some period past but not so long ago, seller was worried the potency was slowing.. losing flow. seller was convinced, seller was pouty, seller was reassured it was tripping the fuck out. seller was bad and found a non user but a willing abuser. 3 hits later the poor person was high, chewed the lips clean off! oh my. seller went to sleep for quite some time, and when it woke up it knew why. the silly seller had gotten too high, for weeks and weeks had gone by.

if your tolerance is like mine, it will get you high every time.

holy shit if I rhyme one more time i'm going to choke on my vomit so save me from gromit.. (gromit? dont scare them.. that didn't make sense.. they might think it's too strong or laced with monkey brains.. cow brain..moo)

 :o

but no, no chemical purity analysis. just taste, touch, smell, and the effect. if you smoke a gram your pipe will get a little brown, but that's from hitting greedily (in my case at least).

one thing I do not recommend is smoking off of tinfoil. you'll waste the $10 you could have spent on a pipe. it will eat a hole right through the foil. plus i haven't researched what the vapor at that point would do to your body. was any other product the same way with foil?
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 08, 2011, 03:56 pm
Within an hour or so I will have ordered your 0.2g sample, I'm excited to see how it goes.

I'm just curious, heisenburg, how will you be shipping orders? By that I mean will you ship Priority, First Class, ect.?

The photos you have look really nice, I can't wait to try it. Thanks sweetie. ;D
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 10, 2011, 02:47 am
can you hear that? it's the sound of you getting high..

listings going up again shortly.
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: hairyballs on November 10, 2011, 03:42 am
heisenburg; has mentioned he needs a bit of a cushion before he can possibly ship to me downunder.

So get your orders in so he can get some money out, so I can get my meth.

har har:)

ME TOO! meth to AUS plz plz  ;D

Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on November 11, 2011, 04:33 am
listings going up again shortly.

seller has an issue. waiting for SR to hopefully fix. if not it will be next week before another seller account can be made.

anyone get their shipment yet?
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on November 11, 2011, 04:17 pm
Going to check my box later today, I hope it's here!
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: walterjr on November 12, 2011, 04:14 am
damn you heisenburg!! you get me drooling for the shit, and then you vanish..!

People only vanish in the movies, think of it more like phase jumping. :)
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: walterjr on November 17, 2011, 03:28 pm
hey all, just wanted to check in and see how everything was going.

with more sellers available i thought it might be time to distinguish the clarity and cleanliness of the product:
Permaculateā„¢ Crystallized Meth Amphetamine - The Unadulterated Compound.

new listings are up with the branding, was definitely "clear" minded when redoing things. ;)

after reading a thread on the bitcoin drop escrow is now hedged to protect your cash during transit.
early finalization requests are gone (have been for a week, all wording is removed now too.)

new "teener" offering available.

3 discrete shipping methods:
Free US Domestic Shipping
Expedited Shipping
Blitz! - Overnight transit with same day shipping if ordered before cutoff

New packaging created just for down under! Send us a message on SR to have an ordering item to be created. We have limited quantity for that region, but working hard to up capacity.

EU we haven't forgotten about you, research for forms and regulations and known interception techniques are different from member to member. we are going to have to add one country at a time.

any suggestions please let me know!
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: greenalice on November 18, 2011, 07:58 am
Just wanted to write on this thread as well, in case someone reading is indecisive about ordering from heisenberg. DO IT. Everything about the entire transaction was fantastic and I would rate higher than a 5/5 if that were possible (:
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on December 09, 2011, 12:02 am
12 hour sale price drop!

silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/88147
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: E=daveC² on December 09, 2011, 07:30 pm
Unfortunately my first order from them got cancelled. Then they didn't have any for a while. I'd still like to try it.
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: Teno on December 09, 2011, 11:56 pm
I hope Heisenburg considers international shipping for small orders. A small bag inside several sheets of paper or a card especially around holidays is almost impossible to detect by customs.
His pictures and reviews are promising but I'd like to test for myself (through chemical analysis). Maybe I could even get a HPLC purity result.
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: heisenburg on December 10, 2011, 01:22 am
The sale is coming to an end! Last chance to order at these prices. :) Contact me directly if you are outside the US and would like a christmas (etc) card.
Title: Re: clean crystal
Post by: Teno on December 10, 2011, 03:02 pm
The sale is coming to an end! Last chance to order at these prices. :) Contact me directly if you are outside the US and would like a christmas (etc) card.
Sound's great. Really happy that you offer international services. :) Contacted you through SR, can't wait to sample and review your product.