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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: nickthird on February 03, 2013, 05:30 pm

Title: How old are u?
Post by: nickthird on February 03, 2013, 05:30 pm
1. Baby
2. Teen
3. Student
4. Independent
5. Parent
6. Grandparent
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Post by: napalm on February 03, 2013, 05:35 pm
I'm just a sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.
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Post by: aruca on February 03, 2013, 05:46 pm
Old enough to know that giving out any kind of personal information on here is probably not the brightest idea.
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Post by: scene on February 03, 2013, 05:48 pm
11 y/o
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Post by: donatto on February 03, 2013, 06:07 pm
6. Grandparent, im 62, addicted to viagra
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Post by: Namarrg0n on February 03, 2013, 06:09 pm
I'm 6 years old and what is this?
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Post by: Immortally on February 03, 2013, 06:47 pm
well that's a very important question,it,s irrelevant :P
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Post by: numbersix on February 03, 2013, 06:52 pm
Over 100 in dog years.  Woof Woof
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Post by: pudpacc on February 03, 2013, 06:56 pm
independent.  dont think thats too personal
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Post by: nickthird on February 03, 2013, 06:59 pm
Actually some animals (e.g alligators, turtles) don't age, they seem to just die of injury or disease.
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Post by: android465764E on February 03, 2013, 07:09 pm
I'm just a sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.


What have you done with Janet?
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Post by: Namarrg0n on February 03, 2013, 07:40 pm
Actually some animals (e.g alligators, turtles) don't age, they seem to just die of injury or disease.

Wtf are you talking about, bro?
One of the only confirmed rejuvenating animals exept a sponge-form is the Turritopis nuctricula which can infact live forever if it has the perfect conditions.
I'll give you some sauce: wikipedia.org, giyf.com

You're welcome
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Post by: jaska on February 03, 2013, 07:45 pm
canada
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Post by: MMarlin on February 03, 2013, 07:49 pm
independent.  dont think thats too personal

this
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Post by: murungu on February 03, 2013, 08:14 pm
Actually some animals (e.g alligators, turtles) don't age, they seem to just die of injury or disease.
Brought about by age... also they look about 100 from the moment they hatch, poor bastards.
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Post by: nickthird on February 03, 2013, 08:44 pm
Wtf are you talking about, bro?
One of the only confirmed rejuvenating animals exept a sponge-form is the Turritopis nuctricula which can infact live forever if it has the perfect conditions.
I'll give you some sauce: wikipedia.org, giyf.com

You're welcome

I didn't say any of them are rejuvenating, just that they don't naturally wear out / get weaker with age.
These animals do die, but it seems their mechanisms of 'natural' death are different.

The causes of death as to my current understanding are primarily:
1. Limit on the division of cells
2. Damage to the cell caused by cell activity.
3. Damage to the cell caused by activity of other cells.
4. Damage to the cell caused by the exchange with the environment.

In most species 'natural' death is caused by 1-2 before 3-4 come into effect,
however this does not apply to these animals:

Wiki (alligator): "There is no measured average lifespan for an alligator"
Some other site: "...there are no scientific methods of analyzing an alligators age while it is alive"

Wiki (Tortoise): "The record for the longest-lived vertebrate... a 226-year life span"
Some other site: "...accurately determining the age of a wild or captive tortoise is not possible"

Look it up, its strange I know.
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Post by: MrVidalia on February 03, 2013, 09:20 pm
I'm in that ever-so-popular 10-100 year old Demographic, thanks for asking.
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Post by: GuyLeDouche on February 03, 2013, 11:03 pm
I'm just a sperm in someone's nutsack.  8)
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Post by: stonesupply on February 04, 2013, 01:38 am
old enough to buy drugs online
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Post by: backandbrown82 on February 04, 2013, 01:44 am
OLD ENOUGH TO BE YO DADDY!
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Post by: BuscaLuz on February 04, 2013, 02:04 am
old enaugh...
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Post by: numbersix on February 04, 2013, 04:59 am
ancient
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Post by: Magic Ceelo on February 04, 2013, 05:02 am
old enough to do and sell bad ass drugs.

Hit me up, or at least become a fan, i give out free samples time to time.  8)


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Post by: htown on February 04, 2013, 05:57 am
15
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Post by: cazocheese on February 04, 2013, 06:09 am
98
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Post by: omnis on February 04, 2013, 06:19 am
im 11 years old
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Post by: omnis on February 04, 2013, 06:20 am
my mother just turned 15
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Post by: omnis on February 04, 2013, 06:21 am
she works as a wrestler
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Post by: omnis on February 04, 2013, 06:22 am
dad is 87 y/o
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Post by: omnis on February 04, 2013, 06:22 am
..just started a new carrer as a skydiver
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Post by: omnis on February 04, 2013, 06:24 am
and i have been working in an adult store for the past 3 years
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Post by: surripere on February 04, 2013, 06:24 am
42
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Post by: omnis on February 04, 2013, 06:24 am
getting to know all the pornstars was...
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Post by: omnis on February 04, 2013, 06:25 am
..WONDERFUL  8)
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Post by: omnis on February 04, 2013, 06:25 am
;)
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Post by: Generation Y on February 04, 2013, 08:35 am
Old enough I can sell drugs, young enough I couldn't earn this much money doing anything else...
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Post by: frapp on February 04, 2013, 08:39 am
Too old.
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Post by: oheesawteewaya on February 04, 2013, 08:43 am
I feel older than I am, but look younger than I feel....or some shit to that effect!
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Post by: charas420 on February 04, 2013, 08:44 am
48     

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Post by: msonder on February 04, 2013, 08:56 am
25
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Post by: onezero32 on February 04, 2013, 09:03 am
142 years young....
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Post by: onezero32 on February 04, 2013, 09:04 am
spam
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Post by: onezero32 on February 04, 2013, 09:04 am
spam
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Post by: dmtrip on February 04, 2013, 09:14 am
22
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Post by: martinr on February 04, 2013, 10:37 am
29

Feeling like 18

Looking like 38
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Post by: teddypickles on February 04, 2013, 11:06 am
26
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Post by: DrugBuddy on February 04, 2013, 11:10 am
Old enough to know better :)
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Post by: kittenfluff on February 04, 2013, 11:58 am
Was wondering as much about people, but too personal.... not as important as how clever I am anyhow  ::)
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Post by: wingeddoomua on February 04, 2013, 02:59 pm
I am 23.
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Post by: scrooge on February 04, 2013, 03:30 pm
Two days older than dirt
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Post by: Imei01 on February 04, 2013, 03:43 pm
Not quite old enough to know better!
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Post by: NoClunge on February 04, 2013, 04:31 pm
18, started last year

I have a friend who knew about SR before me and was 14 when he started.
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Post by: ChangeAgent on February 04, 2013, 04:33 pm
35 :)
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Post by: example76 on February 04, 2013, 11:15 pm
I am 6 years old and I was thinking about trying heroin on my 7th birthday..

I was also born with a horses body and a lizard tongue, I hope I don't offend any of you  :-*
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Post by: Kristo on February 04, 2013, 11:17 pm
Old enough to deside what to do with my body. Under 30.
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Post by: BlazedForDays on February 04, 2013, 11:20 pm
I'm a 105 year old sea turtle.

WASSUP
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Post by: CaliEarl on February 04, 2013, 11:23 pm
420
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Post by: John Humphreys on February 05, 2013, 05:32 am
34

And unlike all the other answers... that's actually the truth.

Ah, the joys of being the only non-anonymous person on SR. :)
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Post by: titfortat on February 05, 2013, 05:35 am
34

And unlike all the other answers... that's actually the truth.

Ah, the joys of being the only non-anonymous person on SR. :)

It's funny to see that! Interesting choice -- most journalists or academics who mozy on by here tend to go anonymous if only to blend in.

In any event, 24.
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Post by: John Humphreys on February 05, 2013, 05:46 am
It's funny to see that! Interesting choice -- most journalists or academics who mozy on by here tend to go anonymous if only to blend in.

Indeed... I decided to use my real identity for two reasons. The main reason is that (as mentioned elsewhere) I plan to run a survey asking about people's experiences on SR, and using my real identity makes it easier for people to check up on who I am and then feel slightly more comfortable about being involved. Second, I get some sort of weird enjoyment from being the freak in the community. :)
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Post by: sanrio on February 05, 2013, 06:11 am
over 21
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Post by: backintheriver on February 05, 2013, 06:15 am
i guess my anwser woul be number 4.
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Post by: BuscaLuz on February 05, 2013, 05:13 pm
Down!
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Post by: PenisPerhaps on February 05, 2013, 05:16 pm
peen
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Post by: newton on February 05, 2013, 06:05 pm
Baby Grandma. How's that work for ya'?
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Post by: emptybanana1 on February 05, 2013, 06:45 pm
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
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Post by: mothraa on February 06, 2013, 01:05 am
somewhere between  5 and 97
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Post by: Lonelystranger on February 06, 2013, 01:08 am
i am not
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Post by: green1423 on February 06, 2013, 01:09 am
guess..?
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Post by: Trekz on February 06, 2013, 01:23 am
almost 105!!
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Post by: GreenAlfalfaBoxes on February 06, 2013, 02:09 am
I'm a 23 year old buxom babe with double boobs and hips that would make jesus un-celibate.
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Post by: stupidgirl on February 06, 2013, 02:11 am
Old enough to be your great grandmother =P
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Post by: LocoKnight3 on February 07, 2013, 09:47 pm
21 brah
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Post by: Palladin on February 07, 2013, 09:57 pm
1243
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Post by: po-handz on February 07, 2013, 10:41 pm
older then ur mom
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Post by: fanfuckingtastic on February 07, 2013, 11:03 pm
Im 12... -10 +7 /2 +14.5..