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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:17 pm

Title: Wise man once said...
Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:17 pm
"Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone."
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:18 pm
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:18 pm
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:19 pm
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:21 pm
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:22 pm
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:26 pm
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:35 pm
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:36 pm
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Post by: dogcowchair on August 06, 2013, 03:37 pm
More bacon.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:38 pm
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:40 pm
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Post by: amp4216 on August 06, 2013, 03:41 pm
Confucius say: man who run in front of car get tired, and man who run behind car get exhausted
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:42 pm
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:42 pm
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Post by: dogcowchair on August 06, 2013, 03:43 pm
Cabbage can be green, and so can the grass
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:44 pm
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 03:45 pm
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 04:04 pm
Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 04:05 pm
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 04:06 pm
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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Post by: biglipslarry on August 06, 2013, 04:06 pm
Shit, or get off the pot.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 04:07 pm
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 04:07 pm
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 04:09 pm
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 04:10 pm
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Post by: docfrankensteinsmonster on August 06, 2013, 04:16 pm
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Post by: travelingmatt on August 06, 2013, 05:00 pm
...that 50 posts generates waaaaay too much spam.
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Post by: Micromanage on August 14, 2013, 04:09 am
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
lol