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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Skippy_Jif on December 31, 2012, 11:51 am
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Testing the waters here a little :)
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I sell cocaine on SR and every week I get new product in and triple wash it and sell it on SR marketplace for $120/g. The quality is great before hand and then the BEST after washing it!
I perform an EZ TEST on each batch before and after to know an "estimate" of the purity level. Each time the cocaine tests at VERY HIGH COCAINE CONTENT. The product is absolutely magnificent! It is LOVED by MOST, but frowned upon by a small few. That is where the problem comes in. Tests conclude that the cocaine is very pure, but some people do not like it and the negative reviews outweigh the perfect reviews and makes it harder than it should to sell new batches.
Now, technically, the coke I sell on SR is always consistent and is the end result from the wash TEK performed, but the beginning it is different at times. I am opening 5 spots to members that like cocaine and like to post on the forum. Each spot is good for 2 MONTHS and includes the following:
1. 1 gram of my triple washed cocaine from each new batch. Basically, I re-up each week therefore, you will receive 1 gram each week or whenever I get a new batch(some times it is a week and then there are times it is less and more-the latter is rare). This part alone is worth $1000!!!
2. SAME DEAL WITH THE FIRST PROVISION-but you get a (1/2)g of the unwashed along with the washed cocaine. Some of you will find this a very NICE SURPRISE! The coke always has that killer DIESEL smell!
3. 15% discount on any orders that you choose to purchase from me that are coke related.
All of the spots are needed to be filled to get a good crew that are going to be honest when reviewing my blow. These special spots will remain in Escrow until you receive your first package from me(1g washed cola, (1/2)g unwashed cola, discount code). Also, each spot requires that you post a review about each batch YOU receive from me in the SR Coke Vendor's thread and my own personal thread to help SR member to determine how much cocaine they want to order from SkippyJif
This is part of my New Year's resolution to help bring the highest quality of drugs to SR members. Thank you for all of y'alls time! Message/post with any questions you have.
THE LISTING IS $600. IT COVERS EVERYTHING I JUST TALKED ABOUT. THIS IS FOR US DOMESTIC CUSTOMERS ONLY!!!!! SORRY INTERNATIONAL MEMBERS :(
SJ
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Damn. was happy to be the first here till the last line :)
THIS IS FOR US DOMESTIC CUSTOMERS ONLY!!!!! SORRY INTERNATIONAL MEMBERS :(
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It's too bad as I was cranked to go on this but Lucy got some splaining to do.
3 of 5 Order placed nearly a month ago. Package sent to wrong address (or rather the wrong country), apparently. A day or so before the 17 day resolution period the vendor said that the wrong address was used and offered to send a replacement package to the correct address. It has now been 19 days since then and the package has not arrived. The situation was resolved by SR staff splitting the loss two ways, 50-50. I am giving the vendor 3 points because although I feel that no blame can possibly be attached to me in this situation, I also believe that he acted in good faith and simply made a mistake. 7 days
1 of 5 The worst transaction I had so far (constant lies from the vendor, resulting in 2-mongth funds lock-up and screwed up purchasing stats):
- the vendor claimed the original package was stolen, so he would reship;
- the vendor claimed he no longer could decrypt messages encrypted with his own public key and asked to resend the address in plain text or via privnote;
- despite my unwillingness to do so the vendor refused to refund and claimed he had resent the package;
- the package never arrived, of course;
- SR support refunded 100% since the vendor was not able to provide the proof of delivery;
Please steer clear of this vendor. 11 days
3 of 5 Took 1 week from placing the order to being marked as shipped. Kinda slow. Product has been washed, but is fairly weak, much like GOA's washed. Not too impressed. 1 gram lasted me only 2 hours. 17 days
4 of 5 Got 100% refund as order never showed even after reship.
To be fair to Skippy he did communicate throughout and seemed genuinely apologetic. 20 days
1 of 5 I've never given a 1, but I feel in this case it's warranted. I sent the seller a message immediately after placing the order requesting cancellation, due to a change in my circumstances. I received no reply, however the moment four days had passed, he marked it in transit, effectively preventing me from cancelling the order myself. He ignored further requests to cancel, and on the basis that the item was allegedly 'in transit' I finalized to comply with his terms. About ten days later, I get a vague message saying it's just been posted. Item never arrived. Seller ignored repeated requests to provide me with tracking number. Worst $350 I ever spent. 1 month
3 of 5 Weight seemed right, but seemed product weak for the price. For example, it doesn't really numb your gums. Not very euphoric.
2 of 5 Poor cocaine 2 months
1 of 5 Package was delayed but it was not skippy's fault. However it was his fault that the product was worthless. Worst batch on SR 2 months
1 of 5 Quality was so so, looked really nice but just didn't do much for me. Went through the whole g in one session and still felt disappointed. But the big no no was the packaging... hand written with NO RETURN ADDRESS. I even contacted and was going to take it easy if it was just a one-off mistake, but received no response... I know coke is hard to come by but do yourself a favor and wait for LC or Delta to put a listing up (they sell out fast). Don't risk your freedom with this guy. 2 months
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ups.... some special cocaine indeed..
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I'm kinda interested but when I saw that someone said it was shipped to the wrong country it really made me wonder many things lol. I'll keep an eye on your stuff skippy but for now I wouldn't feel comfortable FEing so I'm going to wait to see how things go on feedback/forums before I make any big purchases.
Happy new years eve everyone!
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It's too bad as I was cranked to go on this but Lucy got some splaining to do.
3 of 5 Order placed nearly a month ago. Package sent to wrong address (or rather the wrong country), apparently. A day or so before the 17 day resolution period the vendor said that the wrong address was used and offered to send a replacement package to the correct address. It has now been 19 days since then and the package has not arrived. The situation was resolved by SR staff splitting the loss two ways, 50-50. I am giving the vendor 3 points because although I feel that no blame can possibly be attached to me in this situation, I also believe that he acted in good faith and simply made a mistake. 7 days
1 of 5 The worst transaction I had so far (constant lies from the vendor, resulting in 2-mongth funds lock-up and screwed up purchasing stats):
- the vendor claimed the original package was stolen, so he would reship;
- the vendor claimed he no longer could decrypt messages encrypted with his own public key and asked to resend the address in plain text or via privnote;
- despite my unwillingness to do so the vendor refused to refund and claimed he had resent the package;
- the package never arrived, of course;
- SR support refunded 100% since the vendor was not able to provide the proof of delivery;
Please steer clear of this vendor. 11 days
3 of 5 Took 1 week from placing the order to being marked as shipped. Kinda slow. Product has been washed, but is fairly weak, much like GOA's washed. Not too impressed. 1 gram lasted me only 2 hours. 17 days
4 of 5 Got 100% refund as order never showed even after reship.
To be fair to Skippy he did communicate throughout and seemed genuinely apologetic. 20 days
1 of 5 I've never given a 1, but I feel in this case it's warranted. I sent the seller a message immediately after placing the order requesting cancellation, due to a change in my circumstances. I received no reply, however the moment four days had passed, he marked it in transit, effectively preventing me from cancelling the order myself. He ignored further requests to cancel, and on the basis that the item was allegedly 'in transit' I finalized to comply with his terms. About ten days later, I get a vague message saying it's just been posted. Item never arrived. Seller ignored repeated requests to provide me with tracking number. Worst $350 I ever spent. 1 month
3 of 5 Weight seemed right, but seemed product weak for the price. For example, it doesn't really numb your gums. Not very euphoric.
2 of 5 Poor cocaine 2 months
1 of 5 Package was delayed but it was not skippy's fault. However it was his fault that the product was worthless. Worst batch on SR 2 months
1 of 5 Quality was so so, looked really nice but just didn't do much for me. Went through the whole g in one session and still felt disappointed. But the big no no was the packaging... hand written with NO RETURN ADDRESS. I even contacted and was going to take it easy if it was just a one-off mistake, but received no response... I know coke is hard to come by but do yourself a favor and wait for LC or Delta to put a listing up (they sell out fast). Don't risk your freedom with this guy. 2 months
All of these questions are good. As potential customers you have every right and need to know what the deal is with some of the ratings that are deterring y'all from buying immediately. I will answer each of the ratings in question:
1. The order wasn't sent to the wrong country. It was sent to the right country. You can't get these things wrong. That review was completely different before and it was changed. Either the customer's address was being watched by customs or customs intercepted by a search. Searches happen even to the best of vendors.
2. This guy had 2 shipments. He is a scammer! There is no other way around it. His name is shroomsmoreawesome. The most atrocious customer ever!
3. The first one I cannot do anything about. It is a matter of taste for the product. Some people just don't like washed coke. It isn't because the product isn't good, it just states that some people aren't used to such a clean product. Some people like the INTENSE rush that cocaine gives you with certain cuts, but I can assure you that the product doesn't get any better. Others will say differently(buyers), but the truth lies in continuous washes with different batches and they always come out the same.
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PM SENT
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It's too bad as I was cranked to go on this but Lucy got some splaining to do.
3 of 5 Order placed nearly a month ago. Package sent to wrong address (or rather the wrong country), apparently. A day or so before the 17 day resolution period the vendor said that the wrong address was used and offered to send a replacement package to the correct address. It has now been 19 days since then and the package has not arrived. The situation was resolved by SR staff splitting the loss two ways, 50-50. I am giving the vendor 3 points because although I feel that no blame can possibly be attached to me in this situation, I also believe that he acted in good faith and simply made a mistake. 7 days
1 of 5 The worst transaction I had so far (constant lies from the vendor, resulting in 2-mongth funds lock-up and screwed up purchasing stats):
- the vendor claimed the original package was stolen, so he would reship;
- the vendor claimed he no longer could decrypt messages encrypted with his own public key and asked to resend the address in plain text or via privnote;
- despite my unwillingness to do so the vendor refused to refund and claimed he had resent the package;
- the package never arrived, of course;
- SR support refunded 100% since the vendor was not able to provide the proof of delivery;
Please steer clear of this vendor. 11 days
3 of 5 Took 1 week from placing the order to being marked as shipped. Kinda slow. Product has been washed, but is fairly weak, much like GOA's washed. Not too impressed. 1 gram lasted me only 2 hours. 17 days
4 of 5 Got 100% refund as order never showed even after reship.
To be fair to Skippy he did communicate throughout and seemed genuinely apologetic. 20 days
1 of 5 I've never given a 1, but I feel in this case it's warranted. I sent the seller a message immediately after placing the order requesting cancellation, due to a change in my circumstances. I received no reply, however the moment four days had passed, he marked it in transit, effectively preventing me from cancelling the order myself. He ignored further requests to cancel, and on the basis that the item was allegedly 'in transit' I finalized to comply with his terms. About ten days later, I get a vague message saying it's just been posted. Item never arrived. Seller ignored repeated requests to provide me with tracking number. Worst $350 I ever spent. 1 month
3 of 5 Weight seemed right, but seemed product weak for the price. For example, it doesn't really numb your gums. Not very euphoric.
2 of 5 Poor cocaine 2 months
1 of 5 Package was delayed but it was not skippy's fault. However it was his fault that the product was worthless. Worst batch on SR 2 months
1 of 5 Quality was so so, looked really nice but just didn't do much for me. Went through the whole g in one session and still felt disappointed. But the big no no was the packaging... hand written with NO RETURN ADDRESS. I even contacted and was going to take it easy if it was just a one-off mistake, but received no response... I know coke is hard to come by but do yourself a favor and wait for LC or Delta to put a listing up (they sell out fast). Don't risk your freedom with this guy. 2 months
4. This transaction was weird. I sent the order twice to Australia. This was my first time ever having a problem with an international order. The problem I had with some of the international orders at the time was that I couldn't track the package past the last shipping facility in the US. Priority packages aren't accepted with DCNs in other countries unless it is an EXPRESS or REGISTERED MAIL shipment. So, I couldn't say for sure if the package was delivered or not and I'm not going to assume anything because that would be the same as lying and I don't do that(No matter how many times certain members said so). The member was refunded. I do know that I haven't had any other problems with orders being confiscated so, it is up to y'all to decide on that, but from now on I ship Express to international customers so there isn't an issue with tracking and the time frame is very short to receive orders.
5. For this order I am not familiar with. I am checking into it to see what the deal was, but I can say this IF ANY MEMBER ASKS ME TO CANCEL AN ORDER THEN I WILL CANCEL AN ORDER!!! NO EXCUSES!!! IT IS NOT MY MONEY AND I AM NOT HURTING ENOUGH FOR MONEY TO PULL A SLEEZE BALL STUNT LIKE THIS!!! Also, look at the fact that he/she said the order never arrived, yet it was the worst $350 he ever spent. Doesn't make too much sense to me and it shouldn't to you.
6. This is just like the first response to the review that states it doesn't fit their expectations, but the saying that the product doesn't REALLY numb your mouth is absurd! My cocaine will numb you mouth and I assure you that this did numb their mouth. When I first read this I immediately pulled out my product and did a test to see if it numbed my mouth/gums and it did. All I can say is that this person is so used to shitty quality coke from the street that they don't know what high quality cocaine is.
7. Matter of opinion just like #1 and #6. Like I said in the original post, I test my batch every time I get a new one. It is never POOR QUALITY.
8. Straw buyer. This was a vendor who bought from me only to degrade my rating and deter members from buying coke from me. This is a problem and is the reason why I am doing this type of sale.
9. I did not put a return address on this order. I didn't feel like it was a big deal, but then again it isn't me accepting the package so I completely understand. I don't do this anymore. Also, the quality is a matter of opinion again, but Delta and LC sell cocaine that ISN'T washed! That means there is cut in their coke and likely an amphetamine because they have a bit of a kick in some of their batches. Also, Delta has said before that he has received batches with speed and turned one batch down because it was ridden with speed. I'm not trying to put Delta down, I'm just stating the facts. Also, if you go through a gram in 2 hours then you have a problem. There is a thing called moderation. Use it because you should only have to do 2 small(50-80mg) lines in 2 hours.
All in all, I have made a few mistakes. A few! Not many hence the fact there isn't many reviews I had to respond to, but nonetheless there are bad reviews. If you compare the bad ones to the good one then I win all day long in the quality department. I have quite a few members who only use me and they have great purchasing stats and have been members on SR for a long time. I also have vendors who buy from me and have nothing but the best comments to leave for the quality of my product and work.
You cannot go wrong when ordering from me. Yes, there are times when orders can take a little longer than usual to get to their destination, but that happens with everyone. All I can do is drop off the packages in the drop box at the PO.
The quality is impeccable! The appearance of the cocaine is absolutely beautiful! It sparkles like a cluster of diamonds and it numbs your mouth fairly well and with the tiniest amount when applied. A few people have even commented that the cocaine was too pretty to use, that they only wanted to look at it. The high is euphoric. I don't know where some of these people get off by saying that it isn't, but it is. Maybe they're setting their expectations too high, comparing the drug high to another drug high they read online.
The high last for 45 minutes to an hour. It is a gradual comedown and is VERY LIGHT. You can eat and sleep after doing this coke within an hour or 2 or your last use. There is absolutely no paranoia that is associated with the stepped on coke. This is one of the reasons why I wash the product. I would say that this is what coke is supposed to feel like. You can do a line and be Mr./Ms. Social at the bar, party or wherever you may be without looking noticeable.
Like I said, be assured that you will get a good product and you will not regret purchasing this listing from me. Any other questions, feel free to ask me. Happy New Year!
SJ
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The listing:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/cb46b2b383
This is a great opportunity to save some money on your cocaine fun! Don't let this deal slip through your hands!!
Take care and Happy New Year!
SJ