Silk Road forums
Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: l0verboy on June 13, 2013, 07:26 pm
-
I feel like Steve from Blue's Clues when the mail runs. Even when I'm driving around, if I see Postal truck, It gives me bubbles in my stomach.
-
I want to fuck my mailcarrier. She's hot and when she hands me a box of drugs I just can't help but get an erection.
-
yes and no..
They keep swapping out my driver for my drop location.. I think we are on number 4 or 5 just for the year 2013... I wish we could have just one person again.. I miss the old lady that never looked too close at anything.. sigh
-
Mines been doing my route for years. I used to be the first neighborhood on the route in my old house. Now she doesn't come till 3-4 o'clock!
-
i get paranoid when i see one... lol
-
I love their motto, "We work for you".
-
LOL this usps worker posted on here and i remember him saying "usps, We Just Dont Give a Fuck" so now i think of that as their motto.
-
One time I went over to one of my one-time-use drops... someone I paid to accept the package in their name. And they like, made WAY too big of a deal of it. Like, peaking out the blinds, pacing, opening the door the SECOND the doorbell rang. I sat back and just thought "these people are ridiculous." and I was like, "here ya go thanks" paid them, handed them the address info from off the package, and walked out the door.
I find most of my drops act very casually, as if it were just any old piece of junkmail, and I've had all the same people receiving for me; except that one person and her boyfriend. So dumb... lol
You have a package coming with drugs in it... would it be best to be excited/nervous and anxious? Or poised and nonchalant? ....in the event of a Controlled Delivery?
:D In my mind I'm always excited tho. Always.
-
LOL this usps worker posted on here and i remember him saying "usps, We Just Dont Give a Fuck" so now i think of that as their motto.
Hilarious!
-
Even more exciting is when you see the package has arrived. Its like christmas even though you know what your getting.
-
I'll never look at those little jeeps the same again in my life
-
I'll never look at those little jeeps the same again in my life
Haha, I've been calling them "the drug-delivery personnel" for 2 years now. Even when I see them in movies, or on TV, I'm like "Look! Drugs!" ;D
-
or disappointed when they come and leave without giving you a package. Then you sit and stress for 24 hours until the next day and repeat if package isnt delivered then when it finally comes you are relieved it came and forget about all the stressing like it never happened. damn you usps!
-
or disappointed when they come and leave without giving you a package. Then you sit and stress for 24 hours until the next day and repeat if package isnt delivered then when it finally comes you are relieved it came and forget about all the stressing like it never happened. damn you usps!
Holy shit have i been there. Spying on them out the window and watch them deliver just regular mail. I want to chase them down and say "Hey are you sure my package isn't in your truck. You must be mistaken. It's priority! It has to be in here." One of these days i'm going to totally show my ass to the mailman. I've been so close so many times. It's just a matter of time......
On the other hand i want to scoop them up and bearhug them when my envelope or box is delivered. I'm ready to high five or kiss em right on the mouth. I can't rip the damn thing open fast enough. And no im not a kid, but i damn sure feel like one when the delivery arrives. I wish i could tell someone IRL about it, but i won't. Sure is sweet!!! I've been in over a year now and i still can't believe how fucking great this is!
-
LMAO
Glad I'm not the only 1. Whenever I see a UPS Truck or Mail carrier I shit bricks