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Title: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 02, 2013, 03:41 am
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A 75-year-old has been arrested on suspicion of running a prostitution ring out of a New Jersey senior living home.

James Parham is accused of employing elderly residents as sex workers and possessing drug paraphernalia, reports NBC New York.

Cheryl Chaney, 66, was also arrested on suspicion of allowing drug use in her apartment at the home.

None of the alleged prostitutes have been arrested. Englewood Police Chief Arthur O’Keefe told NBC New York that sex and drug use was common in the complex and many seniors were afraid to venture to certain areas of the home.

A lack of security in the building is believed to have contributed to the problem.

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/national/senior-prostitution-ring-reported-in-new-jersey-retirement-home
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: CannabisKing on July 02, 2013, 03:44 am
I guess I don't see the "problem"...
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: SealTeam6 on July 02, 2013, 03:47 am
The Golden Years indeed!
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: Ron Swanson on July 02, 2013, 04:31 am
haha sex, drugs and zimmer frames :D
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: BenzoFairy on July 02, 2013, 06:54 am
Hahaha. I hope my golden years are done like this.
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 02, 2013, 06:55 am
Hahaha. I hope my golden years are done like this.

Spent in jail? ???
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: BenzoFairy on July 02, 2013, 07:01 am
Oh no, honestly I didn't read the entire article. I just imagined an old lady tripping.

Sorry I am under the influence of some substances atm. :| Apologies.
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 02, 2013, 07:04 am
Oh no, honestly I didn't read the entire article. I just imagined an old lady tripping.

Sorry I am under the influence of some substances atm. :| Apologies.

Are you the the one who takes my daughter's pillow teeth and leaves xanax bars under her pillow?
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: BenzoFairy on July 02, 2013, 07:06 am
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Are you the the one who takes my daughter's pillow teeth and leaves xanax bars under her pillow?

Yup! Just like Kristie Alley in that one movie ;-) It's better than your grandpas ol' dollar!
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: therabbithole on July 03, 2013, 02:37 am
LOL, these old people are having more fun than me!
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: Croskin on July 03, 2013, 02:43 am
I can only hope to be that ballin' when I am older.  Talk about living a full life.
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: Festivalia on July 03, 2013, 06:34 am
Everyone knows that gal's wiff no teef sucks the meanest' ... I call them gum-jobs. MMM, get at me granny! 
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 03, 2013, 06:43 am
Everyone knows that gal's wiff no teef sucks the meanest' ... I call them gum-jobs. MMM, get at me granny! 

I call it a "no denture adventure!"
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: goblin on July 03, 2013, 02:56 pm
Let's all go
to the old
folks home.

At least you can get prescription oxycontin there and more!
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: 45mypet on July 03, 2013, 03:03 pm
lmao had me in tears
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on July 03, 2013, 03:12 pm
Wish I had the lube contract for that place

 ;D

And, I bet they sold Viagra.

Still, I am big on helping the aged.

Generally that means mowing lawn, not bringing them to orgasm.

Maybe it might pay more than I earn now. But I'd have to pretend to reach orgasm or have some little squirty bottle with salt laden wallpaper paste. Taste like the real thing, so they say, whoever says it! I never said it. I've tasted my own in an accident of youth. Back when you would blind yourself with a bit of jism.

Bit of funny thread I got to say.

But ask yourself this, if you reach 70+, you will likely have needs still. Seems a bit wierd as nobody likes to think about their own grandmother actually even getting laid. But, sex is not just for young people! I want my dick to be working when I'm 75. Noit sure if I'd use it or if the missus would want it but I guess I'd like to have the option.

Wonder how much it was for an half and half?

And imagine you were on the job and she has an heart attack or the wheels came off the wheelchair?

 ;D

Like I said.

Funny thread!
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: DMtryptamine285 on July 03, 2013, 10:05 pm
I don't really see the problem at all, just sounds like some old people wanting to have some fun instead of wait around for death.
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: s1llyn355 on July 03, 2013, 11:26 pm
Wish I had the lube contract for that place

 ;D

And, I bet they sold Viagra.

Still, I am big on helping the aged.

Generally that means mowing lawn, not bringing them to orgasm.

Maybe it might pay more than I earn now. But I'd have to pretend to reach orgasm or have some little squirty bottle with salt laden wallpaper paste. Taste like the real thing, so they say, whoever says it! I never said it. I've tasted my own in an accident of youth. Back when you would blind yourself with a bit of jism.

Bit of funny thread I got to say.

But ask yourself this, if you reach 70+, you will likely have needs still. Seems a bit wierd as nobody likes to think about their own grandmother actually even getting laid. But, sex is not just for young people! I want my dick to be working when I'm 75. Noit sure if I'd use it or if the missus would want it but I guess I'd like to have the option.

Wonder how much it was for an half and half?

And imagine you were on the job and she has an heart attack or the wheels came off the wheelchair?

 ;D

Like I said.

Funny thread!

funny post :-) +1
Title: Re: A 75 year old was arrested for running a prostition ring at her nursing home
Post by: s1llyn355 on July 03, 2013, 11:28 pm
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A 75-year-old has been arrested on suspicion of running a prostitution ring out of a New Jersey senior living home.

James Parham is accused of employing elderly residents as sex workers and possessing drug paraphernalia, reports NBC New York.

Cheryl Chaney, 66, was also arrested on suspicion of allowing drug use in her apartment at the home.

None of the alleged prostitutes have been arrested. Englewood Police Chief Arthur O’Keefe told NBC New York that sex and drug use was common in the complex and many seniors were afraid to venture to certain areas of the home.

A lack of security in the building is believed to have contributed to the problem.

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/national/senior-prostitution-ring-reported-in-new-jersey-retirement-home

good catch Jack ;-)