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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: tedrux on August 20, 2013, 07:44 pm
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so fuckit. you say Im a joke. you say im seeking attention . what better reason is there? guess what I;ll do with it. guess.
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Iron your fucking clothes?
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To kill yourself would be my first guess. With a iron? Sounds painful, good luck with that...
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Use it for a backup toaster to cook your waffles if your toaster burns out?
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so fuckit. you say Im a joke. you say im seeking attention . what better reason is there? guess what I;ll do with it. guess.
Oooh I know! You have decided to opt for death by excessive foreskin ironing! Or...you're planning to tie the cord around your neck and plug the iron in and jump out of the upstairs window?
No?
Oh ok, I know... You plan to switch it on, iron a shirt and wear it after dousing yourself with some douchey cologne and go and troll some people in a bar?
Good move. Misery loves company.
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make kief hash with it?
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Counterfeit dollar bills with it?
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To iron out your fucked-up brainwaves?
If I think its what I think your thinking It'll do,take it back to the shop and swop it for a toaster,don't forget to rig the trip out switches!
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only time i ever use one is for court so ill say a wedding?
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To use as a monopoly game piece, since they swapped the iron for a cat.
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I'm hoping you're going to use it to destroy your computer so we don't have to read any more of your inane posts!
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to dry out some bong resin to sell as morocco's finest hash?
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well well teddy..
if serious..
make sure to submerge it as soon as the White Rabbit peaks.. or it won't work!!
good luck!!
i wish you success!!