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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: usedcondom on March 23, 2013, 11:21 pm

Title: ++FREE COCAINE. LSD AND CONDOM SAMPLES++
Post by: usedcondom on March 23, 2013, 11:21 pm
We are selling used condoms found on the streets of Manhattan and inside of dumpsters. Each used condom is 1 BTC + shipping and handling (2 BTC). We do not ship to Arizona because of the state laws there. It is unlawful to sell used condoms in Arizona. Sorry. Worldwide shipping is 10 BTC.

We also sell used condom accessories like condom boxes found in trash cans and on the streets of Manhattan.

YOU CANNOT CHOOSE THE BRAND OF USED CONDOMS OR ACCESSORIES. THEY WILL BE PICKED RANDOMLY BY AN ENSLAVED GIMP THAT LIVES IN A BOX IN THE BASEMENT OF OUR PAWN STORE THAT IS USED FOR HARDCORE AARDVARK ACTION.

*most condoms will contain aardvark semen. it is medically proven that used condoms with aardvark semen increase in value every year*

Contact Sales: Gimp@Durex.com
                          08000 742 040 (Monday to Friday 5 PM to 5:10 PM)
                                 *Calls might be monitored by your mom and aardvark researchers for purposes unknown*
Title: Re: ++Selling Used Condoms And Used Accessories++
Post by: tolega on March 23, 2013, 11:23 pm
I believe you discovered the next big thing.

Profit is just about to pore in
Title: Re: ++Selling Used Condoms And Used Accessories++
Post by: usedcondom on March 23, 2013, 11:28 pm
I believe you discovered the next big thing.

Profit is just about to pore in

We are currently looking for ambassadors. We already have Jay-Z endorsing our used condoms with aardvark semen. Soon we will offer aardvark semen lotion (used).

Thank you. And happy bidding!
Title: Re: ++FREE COCAINE. LSD AND CONDOM SAMPLES++
Post by: tolega on March 23, 2013, 11:33 pm
I haven't used condoms in over 2 years.
I like it bare.
Title: Re: ++FREE COCAINE. LSD AND CONDOM SAMPLES++
Post by: skeezoo8586 on March 23, 2013, 11:34 pm
points for style
Title: Re: ++FREE COCAINE. LSD AND CONDOM SAMPLES++
Post by: p4cknload on March 24, 2013, 05:54 am
Just the vendor I have been looking for.... I am so glad I found you guys here. Hurry put up a listing so I can purchase.  :-\
Title: Re: ++FREE COCAINE. LSD AND CONDOM SAMPLES++
Post by: Mike Hunt on March 24, 2013, 06:36 am
thanks for this thread and I would give you plus karma but you can't except it as a guest. Very funny thread. For the record I never use condoms and I never have sex with people I don't know. I'm out to spread my seed anyway ya know? Be fruitful and multiply right?  I don't hide it and really don't care about having sex. I got to get to know somebody first b4 that is even thought about. It's important to me who I choose to be the mother of my kids.  Took me 33 years to find the first worthy lady and I don't care if it takes another 33 years.

Anyway good job thinking out of the box. Plus one lol
Title: Re: ++FREE COCAINE. LSD AND CONDOM SAMPLES++
Post by: tweak358 on March 24, 2013, 07:24 am
where is the cocaine and LSD?  you shouldn't describe your stealth if you are packaging them in used condoms
Title: Re: ++FREE COCAINE. LSD AND CONDOM SAMPLES++
Post by: DinoScripter on March 24, 2013, 08:30 am
just wait, crazy women will buy this
Title: Re: ++FREE COCAINE. LSD AND CONDOM SAMPLES++
Post by: teqno on March 24, 2013, 10:27 am
Used condoms aren't worth my coins unless theres pubes stuck with the dry semen.
Title: Re: ++FREE COCAINE. LSD AND CONDOM SAMPLES++
Post by: anunperson on March 24, 2013, 11:10 am
Suppose this is a good spot for a nothing post...