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Title: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 29, 2012, 12:59 pm
I thought this might generate some interesting posts.
Watched Johnny Vaughn on Sunday Brunch this morning and he already had a couple of suggestions

Tug-Of-War
Darts
Pool (red and yellow balls of course)


Apparently GOLF is going to make an appearance in the next Olympics WTF!!
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Post by: noosemagnet on July 29, 2012, 01:03 pm
my tv guide doesn't have synchronized diving, is there gonna be no synchronized diving these olympics?  >:(
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 29, 2012, 01:06 pm
There usually is in every olympics, why this year should be any different is beyond me.
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Post by: SojaSojaSoja on July 29, 2012, 01:13 pm
I'm sure many people would watch the shit out of e-sports like Starcraft, League of Legends and WC3.

I'd love to watch a really good organised LoL-Match :)
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Post by: sselevol on July 29, 2012, 01:19 pm
The most M&Ms you can fit in your mouth. :D
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Post by: Caparino on July 29, 2012, 01:58 pm
Cricket! Basketball's in the fucking Olympics, cricket should be as well!
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 29, 2012, 02:20 pm
Nah cricket would be way too boring for many to watch, especially the americans.
If they included cricket the BBC ratings would plummet like a sinking ship.
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Post by: Gibbroni on July 29, 2012, 02:23 pm
Trippin' !
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Post by: real pharmaceuticals on July 29, 2012, 02:31 pm
saw the thread and i just had to say that i think rolling a blunt should be a sport , may be timed and then tested  ahhhh think i might get gold for that one , anyone else?  ;D
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 29, 2012, 02:54 pm
LOL

How about taking apart a handgun and putting it together timed?
Imagine all the american soldier nutjobs that shit would be amazing to watch!
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Post by: SojaSojaSoja on July 29, 2012, 03:06 pm
HA!
"Trippin!" is my fav so far and i think every contestant should win :)
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 29, 2012, 03:07 pm
To a previous poster, the synchronised swimming is on right now.
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 29, 2012, 04:08 pm
LMFAO

On another more serious note i vote for your first two options!!  +1 !
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Post by: tpebop on July 29, 2012, 06:27 pm
Crystal meth hallucination league.....
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Post by: The London Weed Man on July 29, 2012, 06:40 pm
Smoking weed should be one it so hard to smoke allot and still be awake
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Post by: Ahoyhoy on July 29, 2012, 10:55 pm



Sumo
Rugby
Cricket
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Post by: euler2718 on July 29, 2012, 11:03 pm
Heroin shooting..
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Post by: EzzeeK on July 29, 2012, 11:10 pm
Masterbation?
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Post by: zapatista36 on July 30, 2012, 12:37 am
rollin joints
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Post by: SojaSojaSoja on July 30, 2012, 12:57 am
munchies
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 30, 2012, 04:37 pm
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Masterbation?

Seriously??   ::)
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Post by: EzzeeK on July 30, 2012, 04:48 pm
I was on drugs when I wrote that.    ;)
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Post by: Adasel on July 30, 2012, 04:50 pm
LMAO
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Post by: CaliTrees on July 30, 2012, 05:14 pm
Curling is so god damn awesome it should be in the summer games too.
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Post by: Adasel on July 30, 2012, 05:54 pm
CalliTrees, i tried looking at your Vendor link mate but it just took me to the main log in page of SR.
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: CaliTrees on July 30, 2012, 06:40 pm
I don't have any active listings at the moment.
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Post by: Limetless on July 30, 2012, 06:47 pm
Midget Tossing
Luring Tom Cruise out of the Closet
Scientologist bashing
Who can get John Travolta to admit he fingers masseurs by breaking his fingers in the shortest amount of time
Midget Golf (using midgets as golf clubs)
Pedophile Clay-Pidgeon Shooting
Innocent Smoothie Drinking contest.
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Post by: Limetless on July 30, 2012, 06:50 pm
Oh and last but certainly not least - Name That Smell
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Post by: BanWork on July 30, 2012, 07:04 pm
Wankathon, First one to a 1000 strokes wins.

Wankathlon, endurance event.
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 31, 2012, 04:47 pm
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Oh and last but certainly not least - Name That Smell

LMFAO Limitless, i damn near fell off my chair  ;D
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Post by: Limetless on July 31, 2012, 04:57 pm
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Oh and last but certainly not least - Name That Smell

LMFAO Limitless, i damn near fell off my chair  ;D

:P
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 31, 2012, 05:18 pm
Yo Lim!!

Havent seen you in ages bro.
I have a small favor to ask of you.  May i pm you? it is just something regarding your services, nothing major.
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Limetless on July 31, 2012, 05:29 pm
Yo Lim!!

Havent seen you in ages bro.
I have a small favor to ask of you.  May i pm you? it is just something regarding your services, nothing major.

Yeah I went away for the weekend to watch the Olympic opening ceremony and go out on the town. :) Yah feel free to PM me mate.
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Post by: Adasel on July 31, 2012, 05:41 pm
Hope you had fun!!
PM sent your way mate, and many thanks!
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Post by: Limetless on July 31, 2012, 05:49 pm
Yeah was brilliant. Kenneth Branngahhannagh or however you spell his name was great.
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Post by: Adasel on July 31, 2012, 05:58 pm
Sounds cooool Lim!  8)

I just thought of another sport, i know it sounds a bit sick but i kinda giggled when i thought of it.

Playing Diablo 3 for as long as you can without dying!!!!!
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 31, 2012, 06:45 pm
Okay then was that a bit harsh???
Oh and Limitless, up to yer old tricks again by ignoring pms? :P
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 31, 2012, 06:47 pm
I just thought, if that was a sport Lim would get gold for sure  :P
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Post by: Limetless on July 31, 2012, 06:55 pm
Nah reading it now mate.
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on July 31, 2012, 08:21 pm
LOL cool sorry about that mate.
SR is jerking me around again, its been a while since i could log back in.
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Post by: Skunky on July 31, 2012, 11:02 pm
Fair play Limitless, your a fuckin head case lol.

I think spliff making should be in there, judged on :-

1, Speed (how long it takes to make a spliff and light it)
2, Technical difficulty (how many papers long, is it a conical)
3, Looks (is it a pretty spliff)
4, Taste (does it smoke like a dream)
5, The Burn (does it burn correctly, evenly and not have smoldering bit falling out of the end)

I think its a damn good idea, and iv got the judging criteria sorted. Anyone got an e-mail adddy for thr olympic committee ???

oh. i almost forgot, the winter olympics can have the event of snowcraft :) think of all the things you can do with a bit of snow :D

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Post by: Limetless on July 31, 2012, 11:07 pm
I also think Cocaine Hurdles should be on there too. That isn't just an Olympic Sport though, that's your average Friday night.

You play by going into a bar and doing 1 line of coke in the toilet and then a shot in the bar, second bar 2 lines and 2 shots, 3rd bar 3 lines and 3 shots and so on.

The winner is the one to either get into a fight first or not pass out.
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Post by: Christy Nugs on August 01, 2012, 03:52 am
I vote for bull fighting and dwarf throwing!  LOL!   ;D

On a more serious note...

Tug of war, double marathon, some motor sports, skateboarding, and rollerblading would be awesome! :)

I vote for TROLL throwing  :P
Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Whothefuckisthis on August 01, 2012, 04:19 am
Maybe a Formula 1 event between the best drivers in the world. That's if Bernie allows it. ;D
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Post by: sdesu on August 01, 2012, 06:39 am
Twerking should be an olympic sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDQ44ZjLEzU

sdesu
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Post by: ralph123 on August 01, 2012, 07:34 am
I'm surprised they haven't got Texas Holdem Poker in it yet. I'd like to see marijuana cultivation in there but we got the Cannabis cup for that one. How about out-running the police or best high speed pursuits by a perpetrator? The first one to cause the cops to crash and burn wins the gold and the crowd cheers
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Post by: sobriquet093 on August 01, 2012, 07:41 am
Trippin' !

ya dood, xxxxxxxxactly
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Post by: Roobix Cubics on August 01, 2012, 02:09 pm
Nearly pissed my pants reading some of the other suggestions but lets get a bit more specific

Track and field events
1. Bong throw
2. Fence jumping and most magic mushrooms picked in 15sec (whilst trippin!)
3. ...

Title: Re: Sports that SHOULD be in the Olympics?!
Post by: Adasel on August 01, 2012, 03:01 pm
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I'm surprised they haven't got Texas Holdem Poker in it yet. I'd like to see marijuana cultivation in there but we got the Cannabis cup for that one. How about out-running the police or best high speed pursuits by a perpetrator? The first one to cause the cops to crash and burn wins the gold and the crowd cheers

LOL.  Mate these are the funniest posts ive ever read.
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Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on August 01, 2012, 05:13 pm
I think that alcohol would make the Olympics more watchable

Give hurdlers a liter of vodka 15 mins before the race.

Also, I think we ought to have a cannabis trimming event.

And for the pervs out there, water sports.

I think LSD synchronized swimming would be a hoot.

 ;D

And topless womens events.

Sexist perhaps, but would provide some interest one would surmise!

Dick jousting for the ladies maybe.

 ;)

(waits for more neg!)