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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Trollin on July 16, 2013, 02:38 pm
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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked. 8)
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job. 8)
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The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."
I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here." 8)
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The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.
He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"
I said, "No, you're black and you smell." 8)
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There were three men going on a coach journey. 1 was white, 1 was black and the other was a Paki durin' da journey the black was eatin' some food from his country. Half way through eatin', he chucked it out da window.
The white man looked at him and asked "Why you chuckin it out?"
The black man replied "I've got plenty in my country."
The Paki man was then eatin' a chapati from his country. Halfway through eatin' he chucked it out of da window.
The white man asked " Why u chuckin' that away?"
The Paki man replied "I've got plenty in my country"
The white man chucked the Paki man out of the window.
The black man asked "Why you chuckin' him out?"
The white man replied "I've got plenty in my country!!" 8)
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i love you guys
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What do you call a muslim walking down the street with bacon on his head?
Hammad.
What do you call a muslim walking down an alley with bacon on his head?
Hammad Ali
What do you call a muslim walking down an alley with two peices of bacon on his head?
Mo Hammad Ali
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What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
It's no fun beating a dead horse. 8)
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this. 8)
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When I was young I used to struggle keeping my colours inside the lines.
At my new job at Immigration Control however, they do as they're fucking told. 8)
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I was in the crazy maze at Alton Towers the other day. I turned a corner and there were four muslim women in burkhas. I shouted "Allah is a Cunt!" and ran for it.
Best game of Pac-Man I ever had! 8)
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his Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"
The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too." 8)
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I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today.
When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane. 8)
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We shouldn't assume that the Woolwich killers are somehow representative of all Muslims, because they certainly are not.
Most Muslims are far too busy running paedophile gangs to even contemplate terrorism. 8)
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Jokes don't kill people.
Muslims who are offended by jokes kill people. 8)
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I'm hosting an African-themed party tonight.
There's no food and the drinks are twelve miles away.
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All i do is watch hemingway documentaries all day. not really. I dont know how to read or write.
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What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma?
Free pork.
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Fifteen skinheads chased a Pakistani into a shop and proceed to kick seven flavours of shit out of him. Eventually, the police arrived and arrested everyone.
One of the coppers walked over to the shop assistant and asked if he saw it all happen.
When the clerk replied, "Yes," the cop asked why he didn't help out.
"I thought fifteen was enough," came the reply.
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I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"?
Apparently, "Because he is a fucking Paki," is not a suitable answer.
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There was a blackout in my street last night...
Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt! 8)
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team?
Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!
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A new scientific study reveals that Jesus was actually a Mexican:
- he was born in a barn
- he walked around always wearing flip-flops
- if he ever did anything, it was a miracle
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Just got back from visiting a lovely little place in Wales;
Lloysthwycyyrigridarbrewwthh... sorry there was a hair in my mouth.
I went to Swansea. 8)
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How long does it take a Black women to take a shit?
9 1/2 months.
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The Korean Canine Society has launched its festive campaign. The slogan is "A dog is not just for Christmas. It should do for Boxing Day as well." 8)
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Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So that Pakis couldn't build corner shops!
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What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
"I feel like a kid again."
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head. 8)
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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too. 8)
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Whats the difference between a nigger and the dinner table?
The dinner table can support a family!
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If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting? 8)
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Jimmy Saville Wanted His Ashes To Be Left In A Etch-A-Sketch So People Could Fiddle With His Knob.
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The BBC have commisioned a biopic musical on the life and times of jimmy saville
they are calling it fiddler on the youth. 8)
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Three Spurs fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a paedophile... And that was just the first one.
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Didn't help myself in court yesterday.
I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
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I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"
Kinky bitch.
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Who here wants to play a game of rape?
No? That's the spirit!
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how come when I post, the screen takes me back to the newbie thread instead of back to this thread in particular? that gets annoying
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maybe im just a dingus
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this is gonna take fuckin forever
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im a dirty little slut
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there has to be a faster way to do this
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squirrelneck
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6 days and im off probation bitchessss
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i like eggs
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god i hate captchas
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lol 420blazeityoloswag
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oh i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner
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dutch rudder anyone?
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half way there dawg
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im running out of witty thoughts, its getting late here
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i wish i wish i was a fish
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the greatest tv shows of our time are Superjail and Squidbillies. if you disagree you can kindly say so
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i think the word "who" is funny. just think about it
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ooommmmgggg gta V is comin out soon
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if you cant read roman numerals that means 5...
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you cant flim flam the zim zam
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you cant simmer the zimmer
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im getting some shrooms soon to go see Sigur Ros play live :))))
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oh also Explosions in the Sky tour coming up.... fuck yea 8)
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both those bands new albums kick ass. check em out. Kveikur by Sigur Ros and Take Care, Take Care, Take Care by Explosions in the Sky.
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when i see explosions in just gonna smoke some weed cuz the show is shorter and the drive is much longer :( like 7 hrs at least
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maybe on the way back me and my buds can stop off at NYC
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but it'll be like 2am and i dont wanna get shanked.
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maybe go to times square... im sure itll be safer there
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fuck some dirty nyc hookers. do some blow off my dick yo
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im not doing blow off my own dick just for clarification. the hookers are doing it off mine!!
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but i dont wanna fuck a dirty hooker. i dont have many morals but i wouldnt stoop that low
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almost done...
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team twerk makes sandwhiches
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gooby pls
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im gonna reward myself for spamming 50 posts with a hard earned fap
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because posting on a forum is so difficult...
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i should make a novel out of my spam and become a best seller
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one more just to be safe. peace bitchessss
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Dubya tee eff
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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
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Why do pregnant Jews always go for Cesarian section?
Because they`re tight cunts.
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Lulzfest '13
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Ablah blah blah!
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how do you stop a black from drowning?
take your foot off his head
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How do you say that's not right in chinese?
Sum Ting Wong
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test :'(
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tHANKs
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Thanks for this
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50 posts really
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I guess I have to get to 50. At least I already have 3 legit posts.
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I downgraded too man
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HA, add that to my "legit" post count.
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8 MORE waddup
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so close
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I would like to thank OP for this wonderful day.
Without you none of this would have been possible.
I would also like to thank my family, and friends for being with me through this whole ordeal.
I will now continue to live my life, but in a new light.
Thanks again.
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Three Scousers walk into a bar, a thief a rapist and a pedo........ and thats just the first one.
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