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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: goodguy on June 10, 2012, 02:10 pm

Title: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: goodguy on June 10, 2012, 02:10 pm
Now Children/Adults/Stoned students ........... it is time Mister Dank was judged in the interest of democracy i have given you 4 options, these should allow you to express how you really feel about good old Dank, to make this even more fair everybody gets 2 whole votes this is because it is very possible that Mister Dank is A sexually frustrated 40 year old man while still being An absolute wanker.

happy voting don't you just love democracy in action

Yours sincerely, GoodGuy
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Kappacino on June 10, 2012, 03:22 pm
Mister Dank is a disabled man-child with various disabilities and a brain similar in size to that of a small goat.

I have set up a charity thread in the main sr discussion forum to help raise funds for him to deal with his various deformities and so hopefully one day he can become a real person and function in society.

tl;dr: A Faggot
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: etsubucs31 on June 10, 2012, 04:03 pm
I may be in the minority, but I enjoy a good Mister Dank thread every now and then. He keeps the boards interesting. He's no supercalo, but he tries his best.
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: sdesu on June 10, 2012, 04:55 pm
a troll.

sdesu
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: MR_DANK_IS_A_WANKER on June 10, 2012, 08:42 pm
This is a troll thread. :'(
Leave him be.
He is now a respected vendor in every way.
Just imagine somebody who doesn't know gives their address to him.
Then the poor soul says the wrong thing, like the truth.
This proves the SR review shouldn't be your only measure to use a vendor.
What unsuspecting customer may fall into the trap?
Lots!

Banning him will do no good, because anybody can make an account ;)
Fell bad for the poor souls who have to deal with him, with their address exposed. :'(
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Locker on June 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Timmy always had a hard life, lately though he hasn't had enough money to buy his diabetes medication, which means instead of hearing his mum getting raped by his step dad he has troll internet forums while eating spoonfull's of sugar to keep him alive. You all should really go easier on timmy, having down syndrome has really messed up timmy's life... :/

Locker.
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Mister Dank on June 14, 2012, 12:53 am
I love to feel the hate from you guys. I get a good laugh every time Limetless blows his stack. He's such a pig. It must drive him nuts to see someone knows he's a phony and calling him on it.
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Limetless on June 14, 2012, 01:10 am
I love to feel the hate from you guys. I get a good laugh every time Limetless blows his stack. He's such a pig. It must drive him nuts to see someone knows he's a phony and calling him on it.

Yeah you probably do, but I love ripping the piss out of you and you never being able to retaliate and the kudos I get from the general forum population for doing it. You do me a favour Dank, you give me stress relief.

I'm too fucked to argue with you today anyway, Dank. Doing rails of Pre-U.K-Ban Mephedrone will do that to you. All us pigs do it yasee! They all come round mine from a hard day on the beat and we use our badges to rack up lines on our riot shields. Everyone is doing it! .....LOL
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: cannaman on June 14, 2012, 01:17 am
just got sum hash and goodies from dank. I dont know what yall are talking about - dank hooks it up!
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Limetless on June 14, 2012, 01:19 am
just got sum hash and goodies from dank. I dont know what yall are talking about - dank hooks it up!

LOL shill/Hi Dank.

The irony is nobody is actually sayin ya products shit, it's just everything else that makes up yours miserable being.
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Gary Oak on June 14, 2012, 10:48 pm
I love to suck Gary's big long pink ding dong penis!

wow! your karmas lower then mine
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: oppyate on June 19, 2012, 04:39 am
LoL..recently bought some great Hash from the dude..the whole Buying process was a Trip
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Mister Dank on June 23, 2012, 09:09 pm
LoL..recently bought some great Hash from the dude..the whole Buying process was a Trip

Well, you didn't actually BUY anything since I let you have it for free.
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Gary Oak on June 23, 2012, 09:12 pm
LoL..recently bought some great Hash from the dude..the whole Buying process was a Trip

Well, you didn't actually BUY anything since I let you have it for free.

Woohoo! You almost made it to -100 pal! Congratulations buddy! :D
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Mister Dank on June 23, 2012, 09:26 pm
LoL..recently bought some great Hash from the dude..the whole Buying process was a Trip

Well, you didn't actually BUY anything since I let you have it for free.

Woohoo! You almost made it to -100 pal! Congratulations buddy! :D

LOL...just shows how much time you and your gang of losers spend on here. REAL drug dealers don't have the time that you and Limetless have to just sit on Tor all day.

Your tactics are awesome though, I just got more PMs from people who agree with me but don't want to talk in the forums because they think the mods are bullshit. I guess the childish way you guys conduct yourself and the irrationality of attacking someone for pointing out about cops on here really gives you away, you're just too stupid to realize it.
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Gary Oak on June 23, 2012, 09:33 pm
LoL..recently bought some great Hash from the dude..the whole Buying process was a Trip

Well, you didn't actually BUY anything since I let you have it for free.

Woohoo! You almost made it to -100 pal! Congratulations buddy! :D

LOL...just shows how much time you and your gang of losers spend on here. REAL drug dealers don't have the time that you and Limetless have to just sit on Tor all day.

Your tactics are awesome though, I just got more PMs from people who agree with me but don't want to talk in the forums because they think the mods are bullshit. I guess the childish way you guys conduct yourself and the irrationality of attacking someone for pointing out about cops on here really gives you away, you're just too stupid to realize it.

Well, I need something to entertain me during stakeouts, right? :D
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: sabteria14 on June 23, 2012, 10:05 pm
an idiot
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 05:30 am
LoL..recently bought some great Hash from the dude..the whole Buying process was a Trip

Well, you didn't actually BUY anything since I let you have it for free.

Woohoo! You almost made it to -100 pal! Congratulations buddy! :D

LOL...just shows how much time you and your gang of losers spend on here. REAL drug dealers don't have the time that you and Limetless have to just sit on Tor all day.

Your tactics are awesome though, I just got more PMs from people who agree with me but don't want to talk in the forums because they think the mods are bullshit. I guess the childish way you guys conduct yourself and the irrationality of attacking someone for pointing out about cops on here really gives you away, you're just too stupid to realize it.

So by that logic, you are saying that because I spend a lot of time on the net I'm not a junky..... If that's the case I think I'm gunna spend more time on the net.

Who the fuck classes themselves as "Real Drug Users" anyway? What kind of moronic twat-featured badge-off-honor-bullshit is that? I wouldn't ever be so ridiculous as to class myself as a "Real Drug User" because I'd just sound like a Grade-A tosspot. What the fuck do you do? Wear "Real Drug User" t-shirt and have a bumper sticker as well just to confirm your status as some sort of elite? I bet you do and I bet you have a different coloured t-shirt for every day of the week LOL.

I wouldn't class myself as anything and neither should anyone here. I'm just someone who sometimes enjoys taking drugs, there no reason to put a pretentious stamp on it. Makes you look like your 15 and confirms to me that you clearly are around that age.

Dumb-ass.
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: sdesu on June 25, 2012, 05:59 am
LoL..recently bought some great Hash from the dude..the whole Buying process was a Trip

Well, you didn't actually BUY anything since I let you have it for free.

Woohoo! You almost made it to -100 pal! Congratulations buddy! :D

LOL...just shows how much time you and your gang of losers spend on here. REAL drug dealers don't have the time that you and Limetless have to just sit on Tor all day.

Your tactics are awesome though, I just got more PMs from people who agree with me but don't want to talk in the forums because they think the mods are bullshit. I guess the childish way you guys conduct yourself and the irrationality of attacking someone for pointing out about cops on here really gives you away, you're just too stupid to realize it.

So by that logic, you are saying that because I spend a lot of time on the net I'm not a junky..... If that's the case I think I'm gunna spend more time on the net.

Who the fuck classes themselves as "Real Drug Users" anyway? What kind of moronic twat-featured badge-off-honor-bullshit is that? I wouldn't ever be so ridiculous as to class myself as a "Real Drug User" because I'd just sound like a Grade-A tosspot. What the fuck do you do? Wear "Real Drug User" t-shirt and have a bumper sticker as well just to confirm your status as some sort of elite? I bet you do and I bet you have a different coloured t-shirt for every day of the week LOL.

I wouldn't class myself as anything and neither should anyone here. I'm just someone who sometimes enjoys taking drugs, there no reason to put a pretentious stamp on it. Makes you look like your 15 and confirms to me that you clearly are around that age.

Dumb-ass.

I think "Real Drug User" bumper stickers would be a hot commodity for all of the elite real drug users. I should set up a vendor account!

I love your posts, Limetless, thanks for being awesome.

sdesu
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 06:29 am
Only thing I would approve of on a bumper stick is "Mister Dank is a Cwouche" and for those that don't know a Cwouche is an amalgamation of the words Cunt, Wanker and Douche it's the perfect way to describe someone who surpasses the point where general arsehole doesn't cut it anymore.
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: sabteria14 on June 25, 2012, 11:14 am
i hear he has a small dick too!
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Boris Badenov on June 25, 2012, 12:12 pm
For Lenin's tomb, I thought he meant Mr. Big.

BB
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 06:32 pm
Only thing I would approve of on a bumper stick is "Mister Dank is a Cwouche" and for those that don't know a Cwouche is an amalgamation of the words Cunt, Wanker and Douche it's the perfect way to describe someone who surpasses the point where general arsehole doesn't cut it anymore.

I prefer the word chode good sir, he is a chode.

LOL. We must all use our own lexicon my friend. ;)
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Kappacino on June 25, 2012, 06:51 pm
Lol @ Dank trying to be profound and make a point

You don't have a point, or anything to say, or anything to imply. You remain ambiguous so you can fill in the gaps, moron
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 06:53 pm
Just LOL @ Dank in general tbh.....
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Meister on June 25, 2012, 07:08 pm
He reminds me of that crazy old dude you used to get weed from in high school, all paranoid as fuck closing the blinds to show you his new Highlander replica sword and certificate of authenticity, commenting that every car driving by is an undercover as he blatantly stares at your 16yo girlfriends tits.
Title: Re: Who is Mister Dank??
Post by: Limetless on June 25, 2012, 07:21 pm
He reminds me of that crazy old dude you used to get weed from in high school, all paranoid as fuck closing the blinds to show you his new Highlander replica sword and certificate of authenticity, commenting that every car driving by is an undercover as he blatantly stares at your 16yo girlfriends tits.

Hahaha yeah you are right man. He is kinda like that.