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Title: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 02:47 am
so, just like 10 mins ago, my mom comes into the living room to say good night. she exclaims in surprise that my face is full of red blotches, apparently my upper back is full of it too. Just took benadryl to alleviate it. My first thoughts is "fuck, I shouldn't have drank that apple juice" see, I'm hypersenstive to apple juice (not allergic, if I was, it'd be an analytic shock coming on). and in the past 24 hours, I haven't had any drugs other than alcohol. I've been drinking screwdrivers all night today, orange juice and vodka. so we have no idea what caused this histamine reaction.

I'm just paranoid, im not gonna sleep until I know that I'm able to breathe while asleep.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Gary Oak on July 04, 2012, 02:56 am
Haha...you live with your mom. ;D Only joking, are you allergic to anything or sensitive to something other than apple juice? The only advice I can give for now is stay away from that damn juice! :P
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 03:07 am
hey, i'm 22 and broke. no way for me to go to school full time and take a job full time without having a nervous break down. lol. I do have an opiate sensitivity, I can't tolerate percocets, oxycontion, oxycodine (all in the morphine family) very well.

I'm able to drink apple juice as long it's well pasteurized, I guess this is my first "LOL NO YOU CAN'T DRINK ME". I can eat apple pies (because the apples themselves are baked/cooked therefore the allergens are cooked out. I don't know, I just have random red blotches on my back and one on my arm and all over my face.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: forgot my password on July 04, 2012, 03:07 am
I know exactly what the problem is and have the solution.

Do exactly as I say and you will be fine;

-Get a rug that covers your whole body
-Find the busiest highway closest to you
-Lay in traffic covering yourself with the rug you found
-Finally, wait for large vehicle to run over the rug with you underneath
-Problem solved
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: wretched on July 04, 2012, 03:11 am
I used to get red blotched all over my body regularly. I switched to unscented hypoallergenic laundry detergent, and they have never reappeared.

maybe you can ask your mommy to wash your clothes with different detergent ( I am assuming she does your laundry also)
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Gary Oak on July 04, 2012, 03:11 am
I know exactly what the problem is and have the solution.

Do exactly as I say and you will be fine;

-Get a rug that covers your whole body
-Find the busiest highway closest to you
-Lay in traffic covering yourself with the rug you found
-Finally, wait for large vehicle to run over the rug with you underneath
-Problem solved

-1 for being a humorless dick.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 03:13 am
Wretched. I do my own laundry, they're allergen free in the first place.  ;D

forget my password: yeah, of course the "go off yourself" method has worked real well in the past. perhaps you should do the same, take your own advice.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: wretched on July 04, 2012, 03:16 am
well, I tried, and sorry about the jab about your mom doing your laundry for you.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: forgot my password on July 04, 2012, 03:20 am
Wretched. I do my own laundry, they're allergen free in the first place.  ;D

forget my password: yeah, of course the "go off yourself" method has worked real well in the past. perhaps you should do the same, take your own advice.

I am far too rare and special so simply "off myself". It would be a very sad day for man kind if I were to do that.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 03:22 am
it's okay, i just needed to vent. and you did too to a pathetic person who finds the need to post on an anon drug forum about random red blotches on her body. you're forgiven and I'm gonna give you a +1 because you apologized.

forget my password: you're obviously so sephual that you actually forget a password. hmm, maybe go back to your special ed class, they might be able to teach you how to remember important things such as passwords.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: forgot my password on July 04, 2012, 03:25 am
You people should be bowing down to me and just appreciate the fact that I allow you to be graced with my presence.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 03:28 am
You people should be bowing down to me and just appreciate the fact that I allow you to be graced with my presence.

LOL. right. keep telling yourself that while you jack off to illegal asian pron in your mommy's basement.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: wretched on July 04, 2012, 03:34 am
You people should be bowing down to me and just appreciate the fact that I allow you to be graced with my presence.

LOL. right. keep telling yourself that while you jack off to illegal asian pron in your mommy's basement.

I Think the rules dictate that you may not make fun of someone for living with their mom when, well, you know
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 03:37 am
well true that. I'm sorry. my bad. I am living with my mom. I do admit it.

my bad. but that doesn't apply to you "forget my password" for being an cynical asshole.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: wretched on July 04, 2012, 03:38 am
I didn't mean to absolve him, just pointing it out.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 03:40 am
I know, I know. thank you for correcting me. You're right. I shouldn't have said that.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 03:41 am
Gawwwd you Americans are funny with your hypersensitivity and allergies. Makes me chuckle.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Gary Oak on July 04, 2012, 03:43 am
Gawwwd you Americans are funny with your hypersensitivity and allergies. Makes me chuckle.

Please, you English are so pale I'm surprised any of you can even go outside without burning up. ::)
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 03:45 am
Gawwwd you Americans are funny with your hypersensitivity and allergies. Makes me chuckle.

Please, you English are so pale I'm surprised any of you can even go outside without burning up. ::)

Lol yeah but we are awesome....you Americans however, are found wanting. ;)
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 03:47 am
update: just checked my face, the benadryl worked! red blotches is gone. whew. big sigh of relief here.

you brits are so pale, I've seen it. Been to London and it's just exactly like Washington DC but with more pale people.  ;) which reminds me, I think you brits/europeans have more gingers than we do here in America. so...you have more people without souls!
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: wretched on July 04, 2012, 03:57 am
no allergies in the U.K.?  I thought there was a widespread allergy to fluoride in the U.K. or maybe that is under control now.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 03:59 am
but then limetless, you do have hogwarts. so you win this round my friend. damn you brits.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 04:03 am
update: just checked my face, the benadryl worked! red blotches is gone. whew. big sigh of relief here.

you brits are so pale, I've seen it. Been to London and it's just exactly like Washington DC but with more pale people.  ;) which reminds me, I think you brits/europeans have more gingers than we do here in America. so...you have more people without souls!

You may have been to the U.K but you clearly didn't understand how it works. We harvest gingers to become our slaves, you Americans just let them roam free.

And is London FUCK like DC. 1. You don't have Londoners, 2. You don't have any cool monuments celebrating kicking the French in their Napoleonic balls, 3. You don't have any castles, 4. You don't have black cabs and 5. You don't have English people giving silly American tourists the wrong directions on purpose which, to be frank, is one of my favourite pass-times.

And yeah, we have Hogwarts and lets face it, we have bagged Middle Earth too.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 04:07 am
hey hey, we do give wrong directions to random people too! hmph, black cabs/national monuments, yeah. We americans spent the last 200 years trying to make other people feel better about their races (which is a cultural/learned thing, not an actual scientific fact, i must point out), so how could we have ginger slaves? you lucky londoners!

and naturally I forget all about the middle earth. what do we have? Bieber from Canada. At least we have nutella but that's from Italy (?). we are so unoriginal. sigh. and now it's "4th of july". my ass.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: wretched on July 04, 2012, 04:08 am
2. You don't have any cool monuments celebrating kicking the French in their Napoleonic balls

Seriously? a monument to kicking the French's asses? I thought there was just a hat and a high five you got for kicking their asses.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: missunshine143 on July 04, 2012, 04:13 am
Napoleon was originally born in an island owned by Spain but France was all about "MY ISLAND". technically, Napoleon was spanish, he just wanted to take over the world for shits and giggles but if he hadn't lost the conquest for the Caribbean islands which made him broke, he had to sell the Louisiana to Jefferson to recoup his losses. If he hadn't lost that conquest, the untied states of america as we know it would be a fucking french colony. 
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Gary Oak on July 04, 2012, 04:15 am
America's just like a melting pot of everything shitty in the world, but we make it less shitty. :D
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 04:19 am
2. You don't have any cool monuments celebrating kicking the French in their Napoleonic balls

Seriously? a monument to kicking the French's asses? I thought there was just a hat and a high five you got for kicking their asses.

Nah we have Nelson's Column!  8)

And Napoleon was given French citizenship, fought in the french Army. He was French lol....

And Gaz clearly not because you can't spell "Colour" correctly.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 04, 2012, 04:21 am
London is full of cameras and you guys can't have guns. I think America wins, except you guys have wizards and good healthcare, so maybe it's a tie. Fuck the French, rude smelly bastards.  >:(
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 04:34 am
London is full of cameras and you guys can't have guns. I think America wins, except you guys have wizards and good healthcare, so maybe it's a tie. Fuck the French, rude smelly bastards.  >:(

Yeah but we don't get shot by our police..... And guns are easy to get in the U.K lol.

AND WE HAVE THE QUEEN! WE ALWAYS WIN BECAUSE WE HAVE THE QUEEN. I know you have Obama but he isn't as cool as THE QUEEN.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Gary Oak on July 04, 2012, 04:46 am
London is full of cameras and you guys can't have guns. I think America wins, except you guys have wizards and good healthcare, so maybe it's a tie. Fuck the French, rude smelly bastards.  >:(

Yeah but we don't get shot by our police..... And guns are easy to get in the U.K lol.

AND WE HAVE THE QUEEN! WE ALWAYS WIN BECAUSE WE HAVE THE QUEEN. I know you have Obama but he isn't as cool as THE QUEEN.

Fuck the police and fuck the Queen! 8) I do what I what wherever I go.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 04:47 am
London is full of cameras and you guys can't have guns. I think America wins, except you guys have wizards and good healthcare, so maybe it's a tie. Fuck the French, rude smelly bastards.  >:(

Yeah but we don't get shot by our police..... And guns are easy to get in the U.K lol.

AND WE HAVE THE QUEEN! WE ALWAYS WIN BECAUSE WE HAVE THE QUEEN. I know you have Obama but he isn't as cool as THE QUEEN.

Fuck the police and fuck the Queen! 8) I do what I what wherever I go.

Lol you say "Fuck the Queen".....but all you Americans know deep down inside that you wish that she was your Grandma.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Gary Oak on July 04, 2012, 05:31 am
London is full of cameras and you guys can't have guns. I think America wins, except you guys have wizards and good healthcare, so maybe it's a tie. Fuck the French, rude smelly bastards.  >:(

Yeah but we don't get shot by our police..... And guns are easy to get in the U.K lol.

AND WE HAVE THE QUEEN! WE ALWAYS WIN BECAUSE WE HAVE THE QUEEN. I know you have Obama but he isn't as cool as THE QUEEN.

Fuck the police and fuck the Queen! 8) I do what I what wherever I go.

Lol you say "Fuck the Queen".....but all you Americans know deep down inside that you wish that she was your Grandma.

Dude, my grandma is way cooler than the Queen will ever be....one of them anyways. ::)
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 05:33 am
London is full of cameras and you guys can't have guns. I think America wins, except you guys have wizards and good healthcare, so maybe it's a tie. Fuck the French, rude smelly bastards.  >:(

Yeah but we don't get shot by our police..... And guns are easy to get in the U.K lol.

AND WE HAVE THE QUEEN! WE ALWAYS WIN BECAUSE WE HAVE THE QUEEN. I know you have Obama but he isn't as cool as THE QUEEN.

Fuck the police and fuck the Queen! 8) I do what I what wherever I go.

Lol you say "Fuck the Queen".....but all you Americans know deep down inside that you wish that she was your Grandma.

Dude, my grandma is way cooler than the Queen will ever be....one of them anyways. ::)

LIES! LIES! DIRTY FILTHY LIES!
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 04, 2012, 05:49 am
Fuck the Queen. What kind of country still has a monarchy? I mean, the queen is pretty much a figure-head, and the Windsors are just some Germans who own a bunch of English land and exist solely for tourism. I want to become the Chode king of Missouri and fuck a bunch of bitches while wearing a monocle and top hat and have a tiny dog.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 05:51 am
Fuck the Queen. What kind of country still has a monarchy? I mean, the queen is pretty much a figure-head, and the Windsors are just some Germans who own a bunch of English land and exist solely for tourism. I want to become the Chode king of Missouri and fuck a bunch of bitches while wearing a monocle and top hat and have a tiny dog.

What kind of country elect George W. Bush twice......?
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 04, 2012, 05:55 am
Fuck the Queen. What kind of country still has a monarchy? I mean, the queen is pretty much a figure-head, and the Windsors are just some Germans who own a bunch of English land and exist solely for tourism. I want to become the Chode king of Missouri and fuck a bunch of bitches while wearing a monocle and top hat and have a tiny dog.

What kind of country elect George W. Bush twice......?

I believe George Bush actually stole the 2000 election. I find it odd his brother was governor of Florida, his dad has CIA connections, and the swing state went to Bush.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Caparino on July 04, 2012, 06:09 am
Fuck the Queen. What kind of country still has a monarchy? I mean, the queen is pretty much a figure-head, and the Windsors are just some Germans who own a bunch of English land and exist solely for tourism. I want to become the Chode king of Missouri and fuck a bunch of bitches while wearing a monocle and top hat and have a tiny dog.

What kind of country elect George W. Bush twice......?

I believe George Bush actually stole the 2000 election. I find it odd his brother was governor of Florida, his dad has CIA connections, and the swing state went to Bush.

Still came down to one state though... The corporatocracy has their puppets in both parties, either way the future is business as usual. Adam Smith's vision is alive and thriving!
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 06:27 am
Fuck the Queen. What kind of country still has a monarchy? I mean, the queen is pretty much a figure-head, and the Windsors are just some Germans who own a bunch of English land and exist solely for tourism. I want to become the Chode king of Missouri and fuck a bunch of bitches while wearing a monocle and top hat and have a tiny dog.

What kind of country elect George W. Bush twice......?

I believe George Bush actually stole the 2000 election. I find it odd his brother was governor of Florida, his dad has CIA connections, and the swing state went to Bush.

Still came down to one state though... The corporatocracy has their puppets in both parties, either way the future is business as usual. Adam Smith's vision is alive and thriving!

DAMN STRAIGHT! :)
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: sdesu on July 04, 2012, 11:05 am
Just a couple quick things:

1. It's Anaphylactic shock, not analytic shock.
2. It's highly unlikely you have an allergy to apple juice. You may just have a dietary intolerance. Most juices are heat-sealed which will denature a good portion of proteins and/or allergens within the product.
3. move out.
just kidding.

sdesu
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: BanWork on July 04, 2012, 02:15 pm
Just a couple quick things:

1. It's Anaphylactic shock, not analytic shock.

Is analytic shock when you check your bank account and you realise there is fuck all in it? Because I think I'm suffering from that.
Title: Re: need to vent
Post by: wretched on July 04, 2012, 02:38 pm
Fuck the Queen. What kind of country still has a monarchy? I mean, the queen is pretty much a figure-head, and the Windsors are just some Germans who own a bunch of English land and exist solely for tourism. I want to become the Chode king of Missouri and fuck a bunch of bitches while wearing a monocle and top hat and have a tiny dog.

What kind of country elect George W. Bush twice......?

even though he was actually only "elected" once, we collectively allowed him to be president twice, so point Limitless.