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Title: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: fergdust3250 on August 06, 2013, 02:25 am
ORDERED LSD-25 FROM VENDOR. TOOK 10 ONE NIGHT FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN FEELING  WEIRD FOR THE LAST OVER A DAY I CANT LEAVE MY ROOM OR BED MY LEGS STOP WORKING WHENE I TRY TO LEAVE THE ROOM PLAZ HELP I FEEL SO WEIRD IT WONT STOP
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Post by: MrBlack999 on August 06, 2013, 02:35 am
you failed miserably.....the end


Mr.Black
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: cryngie on August 06, 2013, 02:35 am
10 WTF gave you the idea to take 10

Get some benzos valium xanax serapax any of them take some they will fuck off that nasty LSD
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: rynoragin on August 06, 2013, 02:37 am
I think you should go to the ER. They're not going to arrest you for that as long as you don't have anything else with you. GO GET HELP! We can't help you through tor!

Ryno
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: fergdust3250 on August 06, 2013, 02:40 am
plz i ordered green bulls too crushed them up and insert them anal with tube now my heart heaerts! doctor will know im on SILK RODDDDD!!!
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: bling bling on August 06, 2013, 02:41 am
i think you are still high
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Post by: Mc87 on August 06, 2013, 02:43 am
lol sonso
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Post by: cheeto69 on August 06, 2013, 02:53 am
It's a pretty fair assumption that fergdust3250 is trolling, but just in case he's real or anybody else having a problem sees this thread...

Assuming you live in the US, there are laws that will protect you if you seek help for a drug-related issue. If you actually shoved MDMA up your ass you should be having a great time by now (lolwut), but if you feel something is wrong you should probably go to the doctor. You won't get in trouble for it.
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: rynoragin on August 06, 2013, 02:57 am
It's a pretty fair assumption that fergdust3250 is trolling, but just in case he's real or anybody else having a problem sees this thread...

Assuming you live in the US, there are laws that will protect you if you seek help for a drug-related issue. If you actually shoved MDMA up your ass you should be having a great time by now (lolwut), but if you feel something is wrong you should probably go to the doctor. You won't get in trouble for it.

"If you actually shoved MDMA up your ass you should be having a great time by now" Omg HAHHAHAHA DYING!!!

Ryno
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: NoQuarter_merchant on August 06, 2013, 03:02 am
this thread is hilarious
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: rynoragin on August 06, 2013, 03:11 am
I have never done acid. Can it really cause this kind of damage? lol

Ryno
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: rynoragin on August 06, 2013, 03:28 am
I ate a bunch of acid once and I think I'm just fine. I mean if you tip me over I'll spill all my delicious juice and die, but I find becoming a glass of orange juice has given me a new outlook on life.

+1 just because I fucking love the shit you say. FUCKING LOVE IT. NOM NOM NOM!

Ryno
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: bling bling on August 06, 2013, 03:41 am
i took loads of them fukin fukin hallucinagenics innit, an i fukkin lost it dinni... this is the way it fukkin goes


safe as fuk, i've took an acid and loads of times, it's made my arms stretch three times longer than they normally are, i feel like i can fly up in the air, and my mother's really funny when she walks in the room all worried, like....innit.........
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: NoQuarter_merchant on August 06, 2013, 03:48 am
Dude...

Put on some sphongle and relax. :)
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: maxieBB on August 06, 2013, 03:48 am
ORDERED LSD-25 FROM VENDOR. TOOK 10 ONE NIGHT FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN FEELING  WEIRD FOR THE LAST OVER A DAY I CANT LEAVE MY ROOM OR BED MY LEGS STOP WORKING WHENE I TRY TO LEAVE THE ROOM PLAZ HELP I FEEL SO WEIRD IT WONT STOP

just say NO to drugs and pray for Jesus to help you.  GOOD luck!
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: Pwnedurmoma1 on August 06, 2013, 03:56 am
drink some liquid charcoal and puke it back up, it isolates the damage to the stomach and liver and shit, my friend had it done when he tried to kill himself using acid
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: jackofalljacks on August 06, 2013, 05:32 am
obvious troll thread
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Post by: bling bling on August 06, 2013, 05:40 am
i got them off a bloke called loyd ganja 99 he said that he took 5 and said that he was fine
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: xteam on August 06, 2013, 05:45 am
trying to kill yourself on acid is a pretty hard thing to do OD wise anyways
i once tried to open my front door and my front door key started yelling and being mean to me so i threw my keys accross the road and broke in threw a window while my dad stood there watching wondering wtf i was doing
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: burningman69 on August 06, 2013, 06:58 am
i would watch some family guy or put on comedy radio and relax.  try and control your breathing
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: bling bling on August 06, 2013, 07:04 am
TAKE MORE n YOU WILL GORW
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Post by: Remediless on August 07, 2013, 05:45 am
plz i ordered green bulls too crushed them up and insert them anal with tube now my heart heaerts! doctor will know im on SILK RODDDDD!!!

Ahahahahaha. I am crying actual tears from laughing. +1 excellent comedy thread.
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: Psyche on August 07, 2013, 07:12 am
OP died.
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: slimsupa99 on August 07, 2013, 07:26 am
anal sex with asian women ;) ;) god i love it
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 07, 2013, 07:30 am
Trollolololololol!



Ten hits should never be a problem with someone experienced with psychedelics.  I personally love 2mg+ of LSD-25! :D
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: xxdionysusxx on August 07, 2013, 07:53 am
This thread is hilarious hahahaha
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: DrWalterB on August 07, 2013, 08:07 am
ORDERED LSD-25 FROM VENDOR. TOOK 10 ONE NIGHT FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN FEELING  WEIRD FOR THE LAST OVER A DAY I CANT LEAVE MY ROOM OR BED MY LEGS STOP WORKING WHENE I TRY TO LEAVE THE ROOM PLAZ HELP I FEEL SO WEIRD IT WONT STOP

just say NO to drugs and pray for Jesus to help you.  GOOD luck!


He should be able to talk directly to Jesus ;)

This thread cracked me up, awesome comments +1 8)
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: Remediless on August 08, 2013, 06:28 am
plz i ordered green bulls too crushed them up and insert them anal with tube now my heart heaerts! doctor will know im on SILK RODDDDD!!!

So did you ever leave your room? are your legs working yet?
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: amp4216 on August 08, 2013, 06:30 am
10 hits of Lsd? Psh, you're fine. I know people who regularly do more than that. You're probably still tripping, relax man :)
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: oldskoolhead on August 08, 2013, 06:55 am
funny as fuk theres a clue in the subject 10 acid and spelling tragedy would pose a problem as would finding your asshole to insert some mdma and dont ask if i will help you find your asshole because im not that way inclined sweety xx
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: ticktockinthebox on August 08, 2013, 07:30 am
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Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: ticktockinthebox on August 08, 2013, 07:39 am
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Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: HollaHollaHolla on August 08, 2013, 08:10 am
This might be the weirdest troll OP I've ever seen. I don't even have the attention span to create an account just for some shit like this.

But on to some serious, life-changing shit.

I have never done acid. Can it really cause this kind of damage? lol

Ryno

If that's true, and you are also not trolling, you definitely should. My first time was like being a kid in fucking Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. I wouldn't say there's any significant harm. Hell, I've even taken fifteen hits of 25i-nbome (though I wouldn't recommend that shit compared to real L)

And I have no idea how the fuck karma works, but +1 BruceCampbell.
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: firewater1976 on August 08, 2013, 09:32 am
post counting begins...
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Post by: UncleDoug on August 08, 2013, 02:32 pm
Do you eat lamb? ...because it sounds like you are off chops.
haha
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: VinnieJones on August 08, 2013, 09:40 pm
lol.  sorry. hope youre ok now.
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: BikeRide1 on August 08, 2013, 09:54 pm
This is hilarious.
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: ic3m4l3 on August 08, 2013, 09:55 pm
 get sum foil and wrap round a culliner then get a towel over your shoulderds find a dark cupboard and go hide mate! THER CUMMIN FOR YOU!!!!!
Title: Re: HELPP PLZ SILK ROAD TRAGEDY
Post by: Ryza1477 on August 09, 2013, 08:23 am
BAHAHAHA