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Title: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: USA_Escorts on May 04, 2012, 02:42 am
Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!

send me PM if interested.

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Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 02:46 am
ROFL!
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Post by: Xis on May 04, 2012, 02:49 am
hahahah im crying
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Post by: USA_Escorts on May 04, 2012, 02:54 am
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Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: febbraio2468 on May 04, 2012, 02:54 am
Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!

send me PM if interested.

getting Silk Road sellers account soon.

less than 10 bitcoins!

What kind of shipping will you use and is the packaging stealthy? If broken what is your return policy? For 10 bitcoins I'm worried about quality of your product.
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Post by: tomorrowman on May 04, 2012, 02:55 am
me dont understand, she love me long time?
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: USA_Escorts on May 04, 2012, 02:55 am
I connect you to one of my girls for 5 bitcoins.
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: tomorrowman on May 04, 2012, 02:57 am
I connect you to one of my girls for 5 bitcoins.

and how is this "connection" made exactly?
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 03:00 am
I would be interested but only if the Asian girl can perform oral on a goat while I do her in the ass while she poos on my nob.

Otherwise....I just can't pay that much I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 03:01 am
OH AND MY PENIS MUST BE UNSHEATHED!
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Post by: mungingout on May 04, 2012, 03:13 am
She does have a nice set of melons, it would be a waste not to titty fuck her as well Limetless
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Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 03:24 am
She does have a nice set of melons, it would be a waste not to titty fuck her as well Limetless

Not really into that man, always seems boring compared to getting head but then hey, I'm just picky. I mean, she's gotta munch out a farm animal to make me happy.... :P
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Post by: Enlightened Ninja on May 04, 2012, 03:35 am
Sooo soo so... what does the 10 bitcoins include? Do you ship priority or overnight even? Domestic only? I'm confused lol ;p

This post is a joke, right?!
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Post by: orbitalics on May 04, 2012, 03:39 am
I was wondering when the sex trade would mix with the drug trade.
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 03:39 am
I kinda hope it isn't because I know it's some old random Chinese pimp sitting in his massage parlor that's a front for his hookers thinking: "Hmmm....where else can I seell my hookers that I just improrted from China......owwwww reaaaah......that wandom prace that in all da papers...."

(Kim Jong Il's accent btw)
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Enlightened Ninja on May 04, 2012, 03:42 am
I kinda hope it isn't because I know it's some old random Chinese pimp sitting in his massage parlor that's a front for his hookers thinking: "Hmmm....where else can I seell my hookers that I just improrted from China......owwwww reaaaah......that wandom prace that in all da papers...."

(Kim Jong Il's accent btw)

HAHA Now that you mention it, you're probably right. I've known a few of those ol guys! Funny!
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Post by: nuwave on May 04, 2012, 03:47 am
Will you include shipping to the UK?
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 03:51 am
What I really want to know is how the fuck can you escrow an orgasm?

Unless you can't explain this OP...your business on here may be somewhat floored...
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Jimmy245 on May 04, 2012, 04:00 am
Good old greenbacks work just fine for hookers (from what I'm told).  Not sure why anyone would want to get involved in sex transactions here, given the extra risks.  No thanks.
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Devaney1984 on May 04, 2012, 04:02 am
ha yup, I think craigslist has got this one covered dude...and it saves me 5BTC to just get some hookers phone # from you
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: zubic09 on May 04, 2012, 04:06 am
What I really want to know is how the fuck can you escrow an orgasm?

tehe this made me giggle

-Z
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Post by: Gary Oak on May 04, 2012, 04:19 am
Now does that price include the aids or does that cost more? ???
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Post by: febbraio2468 on May 04, 2012, 06:15 am
How much BTC for a hooker with a heart of gold?
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Gary Oak on May 04, 2012, 06:34 am
How much BTC for a hooker with a heart of gold?

Ahaheha! What the hell is this guy tripping on? ;D We all know that doesn't exist! :P
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Post by: baxterbrew on May 04, 2012, 06:57 pm
What a bargain!
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Post by: Prawl42 on May 04, 2012, 07:03 pm
Hmmm gave me an idea for a fleshlight rental service....

any takers? err i mean givers :)
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Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 07:07 pm
Hmmm gave me an idea for a fleshlight rental service....

any takers? err i mean givers :)

And you call me dark.... :P
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Prawl42 on May 04, 2012, 07:11 pm
Hmmm gave me an idea for a fleshlight rental service....

any takers? err i mean givers :)

And you call me dark.... :P

Il let you stripe it if you want :)
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 07:17 pm
Hmmm gave me an idea for a fleshlight rental service....

any takers? err i mean givers :)

And you call me dark.... :P

DARRRRK DARRRRK DARRRRK TIMES! :P

Il let you stripe it if you want :)
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Prawl42 on May 04, 2012, 07:20 pm
Different strokes for different folks :)
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Post by: SleepingMind on August 13, 2012, 08:32 am
I guess, it would be a "Tor Fuck" service.

You will have to have an USB Fleshlight attached to a special hook on your Tor Browser and on the other end there has be a similar device connected to her pussy and somehow they will have to communicate the touch and feelings.... well sort of...
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Post by: spasmolytic on August 13, 2012, 09:04 am
I guess, it would be a "Tor Fuck" service.

You will have to have an USB Fleshlight attached to a special hook on your Tor Browser and on the other end there has be a similar device connected to her pussy and somehow they will have to communicate the touch and feelings.... well sort of...
Yeah I think these guys beat you to the punch, it's called the real touch device
http://www.realtouch.com/home
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Post by: BlarghRawr on August 13, 2012, 10:28 am
This is probably the most hilarious thing I have ever seen on the Road. Cheers to OP.
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: italiano on August 17, 2012, 04:25 am
Can I can stay in escrow? And if I don't finalize, coz she didn't done the blowjob well done??
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Post by: gtrmonkey on August 17, 2012, 04:33 am
Do you offer free samples, I wish to buy in bulk. :D
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Post by: pulpfiction on August 17, 2012, 05:03 am
I want to be a fly on the wall when customs opens that package up.
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Post by: Joanna Bravo on August 17, 2012, 07:17 am
I can only see one way this would work.....her pussy has to come full of XTC or your Drug of Choice!  Now 5 BTC for that and even I would order!!!

JO
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Post by: amazing777 on August 17, 2012, 07:52 am
Joanna on a different note,  would u ever deliver dialudid to the UK ill pay much more than what your selling them for...
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Snoopish on August 17, 2012, 08:20 am
Guys, OP is NOT legit. Just tried product I ordered. It came late and now I have a rash. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Joanna Bravo on August 17, 2012, 08:31 am
I rarely come across dillies.....I can get them and considering I am a UK born gal....I have a UK passport and do ship gifts to good ole Birmingham....message me...I can see what I can do for you.
Title: Re: Sexy USA Escorts Sex in your city tonight!
Post by: Tropicbabez1 on August 17, 2012, 09:17 am
i ordered a month ago but she still hasnt arrived! i think customs are holding her....any news on the new batch?....

LOL ;D