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Title: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 02:04 pm
I love to say it.

Bored as fuck on fucking codeine so i started a fucking pointless fucked thread.

Dunno just swear or whatever, get shit off ya chest, argue with each other i couldn't give a fuck less.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: BuddyRoyale on July 03, 2012, 02:08 pm
You must've not taken enough codeine if you are still bored.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 02:09 pm
Rats! Darn it! Jeepers! Oh fudge, oh heck, oh gosh! ::)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 02:10 pm
You must've not taken enough codeine if you are still bored.

120mg
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 02:12 pm
Rats! Darn it! Jeepers! Oh fudge, oh heck, oh gosh! ::)

Right you're getting your mouth washed out with hemp soap Mr!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 02:19 pm
Rats! Darn it! Jeepers! Oh fudge, oh heck, oh gosh! ::)

Right you're getting your mouth washed out with hemp soap Mr!

Aw crud! Flippin' lame man! Shoot! Dang! Am I going to H-E-double hockey sticks for this? :'(
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 02:21 pm
Rats! Darn it! Jeepers! Oh fudge, oh heck, oh gosh! ::)

Right you're getting your mouth washed out with hemp soap Mr!

Aw crud! Flippin' lame man! Shoot! Dang! Am I going to H-E-double hockey sticks for this? :'(

Yeah mate you're pretty much fucked now haha Satan gonna tear you a new one!  ;D
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: 10thplanetjj on July 03, 2012, 02:43 pm
fiddlesticks!!!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: greenwood on July 03, 2012, 02:43 pm
son of a BISCUIT
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 02:58 pm
Put codeine in blunt, win :3
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 03:07 pm
Put codeine in blunt, win :3

Haha na mate only smoke on weekends these days  8)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 03:09 pm
Put codeine in blunt, win :3

Haha na mate only smoke on weekends these days  8)

Been like a month for me, I miss smoking blunts on the weekdays :(
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 03:13 pm
Put codeine in blunt, win :3

Haha na mate only smoke on weekends these days  8)

Been like a month for me, I miss smoking blunts on the weekdays :(

Only buckets or bongs for me, blunts or joints are just a waste of weed for us Aussies who pay through the nose for sweet fuck all weed. It's still got me fucked how a plant can be worth so much  :-[
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Joeyjojojr on July 03, 2012, 03:16 pm
Grow your own, mate! Then its free  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 03:18 pm
Prohibition my friend, it fucks everything up lol. And yeah I have a few friends in Aus who are exactly the same, can't believe how scarce and pricey it is there :(
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Joeyjojojr on July 03, 2012, 03:24 pm
If i lived in australia i would gown down under (me misses skirt). THen i would go to the outback (not the restaurant)and find a good location to grow a nice crop of kind bud. Then i would smoke it and share some with my pet kangaroo! :o
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: 10thplanetjj on July 03, 2012, 03:27 pm
If i lived in australia i would gown down under (me misses skirt). THen i would go to the outback (not the restaurant)and find a good location to grow a nice crop of kind bud. Then i would smoke it and share some with my pet kangaroo! :o

oi...never make fun of a aussies pet kangaroo or you'll end up on the barby mate.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: 10thplanetjj on July 03, 2012, 03:28 pm
fuck i hate Australian stereotypes
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 03:34 pm
Haha the stereotypes don't really bother me, all in good fun i say.

Heard about the Aussie kiss? It's like a french kiss but down under  ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Joeyjojojr on July 03, 2012, 03:37 pm
+1 Mish, just bustin ballz as we say here in the good ole us of a. No offense 10th. I have nothing against you aussie chaps. Sucks to hear you cant get cheap weed. I honestly would be growing my own if i couldnt get it cheap. Peace.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 03:42 pm
If there weren't cops everywhere I'd grow my own
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 03:44 pm
+1 Mish, just bustin ballz as we say here in the good ole us of a. No offense 10th. I have nothing against you aussie chaps. Sucks to hear you cant get cheap weed. I honestly would be growing my own if i couldnt get it cheap. Peace.

Thanks champ! haha yeah unless you can get away with growing a couple plants in ya back yard it's pretty hard growing even out the bush where ya think no one will find em but someone always does after you've done all the hard yakka.. As for hydies well that just speaks for itself really..
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Joeyjojojr on July 03, 2012, 04:01 pm
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/06de05d193

Check out this link. This guy is a pro and knows his shit. Read up on him on the forums. Growing your own is a lot easier than you might think. There is tons more info on the clearnet. Good luck.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 04:10 pm
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/06de05d193

Check out this link. This guy is a pro and knows his shit. Read up on him on the forums. Growing your own is a lot easier than you might think. There is tons more info on the clearnet. Good luck.

Yeah cheers for that  8) I have been keeping an eye on him actually! Autoflower is something that i only recently learned about and i know fuck all bout it still but i love the idea of a non photo period sensitive plant! The only thing i can see that i wouldn't like is it seems like it wouldn't be possible to keep a perpetual mother plant going?
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 04:21 pm
Fuck it, my thread so I'm gonna spray my '100 post count' jizz in here! Yay me haha!  :'( <oops this little guy ended up with some on his face!  :o ;D ::) 8)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 04:28 pm
Fuck it, my thread so I'm gonna spray my '100 post count' jizz in here! Yay me haha!  :'( <oops this little guy ended up with some on his face!  :o ;D ::) 8)

no comment ::)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: sselevol on July 03, 2012, 04:30 pm
Fucknuggets.

That felt good, not gonna lie.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 04:31 pm
Fuck it, my thread so I'm gonna spray my '100 post count' jizz in here! Yay me haha!  :'( <oops this little guy ended up with some on his face!  :o ;D ::) 8)

no comment ::)

Haha true that!

Also +1 to everyone in this thread now that i can  8)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 04:34 pm
Fuck it, my thread so I'm gonna spray my '100 post count' jizz in here! Yay me haha!  :'( <oops this little guy ended up with some on his face!  :o ;D ::) 8)

no comment ::)

Haha true that!

Also +1 to everyone in this thread now that i can  8)

Woo lol, just noticed I got another - karma o: someone must not like me very much :x
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 04:40 pm
Fuck it, my thread so I'm gonna spray my '100 post count' jizz in here! Yay me haha!  :'( <oops this little guy ended up with some on his face!  :o ;D ::) 8)

no comment ::)

Haha true that!

Also +1 to everyone in this thread now that i can  8)

Woo lol, just noticed I got another - karma o: someone must not like me very much :x

I got negged twice as soon as i started this thread lol fuckin trolls..
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: BanWork on July 03, 2012, 04:43 pm
You must've not taken enough codeine if you are still bored.
90-120mg nice little buzz, 120+ agonizing stomach cramps   :(
Love codeine, shame I cant tolerate any interesting doses. About a year ago you used to be able to buy codeine linctus from Amazon UK, and some legit UK pharmacies. 15mg per 5ml, 200ml bottle = 600mg for about £6 ;D
I think those days are gone.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 04:44 pm
Lol some people are just like that :P. But hey you don't have a - ratio so thats good :D
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: BanWork on July 03, 2012, 04:49 pm
I think its called getting old, :( could happily do 300mg+ when I was 15, doctors handed it out for even the smallest cough back then. :)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 04:51 pm
Laws have gotten more strict, but there's plenty of doctors who will hand out xanax and kpins if you just tell them you have stress, panic attacks, etc and you want a quick fix ;)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: UKGrower on July 03, 2012, 04:55 pm
Yeah cheers for that  8) I have been keeping an eye on him actually! Autoflower is something that i only recently learned about and i know fuck all bout it still but i love the idea of a non photo period sensitive plant! The only thing i can see that i wouldn't like is it seems like it wouldn't be possible to keep a perpetual mother plant going?
I'll try not to ruin this spam thread with too much serious discussion, but I posted my thoughts on autos here, if you are interested: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24938.msg270584#msg270584

Growing is easy and fun, and unless you are the type who gets your house turned over regularly by the cops, your chances of getting caught for an indoor personal grow are minimal.  Outdoors carries even less risk, and is generally much cheaper to get a crop, but there are many factors that are then out of your control, and that could end your grow prematurely, eg: bad weather, wildlife, random members of the public, thieving kids etc.

I doubt the oz cops possess any more technical ability than the UK cops when it comes to detecting small indoor grows, and the vast majority of UK busts are due to informants (ex gfs etc.), stupidity on the grower's part (no filters in place, accidental flood etc), or attention being brought about through some other means (domestic where cops are called etc.).

+1 to all  :D
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 04:58 pm
Yeah cheers for that  8) I have been keeping an eye on him actually! Autoflower is something that i only recently learned about and i know fuck all bout it still but i love the idea of a non photo period sensitive plant! The only thing i can see that i wouldn't like is it seems like it wouldn't be possible to keep a perpetual mother plant going?
I'll try not to ruin this spam thread with too much serious discussion, but I posted my thoughts on autos here, if you are interested: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24938.msg270584#msg270584

Growing is easy and fun, and unless you are the type who gets your house turned over regularly by the cops, your chances of getting caught for an indoor personal grow are minimal.  Outdoors carries even less risk, and is generally much cheaper to get a crop, but there are many factors that are then out of your control, and that could end your grow prematurely, eg: bad weather, wildlife, random members of the public, thieving kids etc.

I doubt the oz cops possess any more technical ability than the UK cops when it comes to detecting small indoor grows, and the vast majority of UK busts are due to informants (ex gfs etc.), stupidity on the grower's part (no filters in place, accidental flood etc), or attention being brought about through some other means (domestic where cops are called etc.).

Unfortunately for me, the cops here have made it their new job to specifically look for growers and anyone smoking it, got caught with .5 walking down the street (apparently someone called the cops on me for parking on the side of the curb like everyone else....?) 280$ fine :\.

Not to mention stripclub owner/major drug dealer lives in my neighborhood and has regular flybys -_-"
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 05:04 pm
Yeah cheers for that  8) I have been keeping an eye on him actually! Autoflower is something that i only recently learned about and i know fuck all bout it still but i love the idea of a non photo period sensitive plant! The only thing i can see that i wouldn't like is it seems like it wouldn't be possible to keep a perpetual mother plant going?
I'll try not to ruin this spam thread with too much serious discussion, but I posted my thoughts on autos here, if you are interested: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24938.msg270584#msg270584

Growing is easy and fun, and unless you are the type who gets your house turned over regularly by the cops, your chances of getting caught for an indoor personal grow are minimal.  Outdoors carries even less risk, and is generally much cheaper to get a crop, but there are many factors that are then out of your control, and that could end your grow prematurely, eg: bad weather, wildlife, random members of the public, thieving kids etc.

I doubt the oz cops possess any more technical ability than the UK cops when it comes to detecting small indoor grows, and the vast majority of UK busts are due to informants (ex gfs etc.), stupidity on the grower's part (no filters in place, accidental flood etc), or attention being brought about through some other means (domestic where cops are called etc.).

+1 to all  :D

Haha cheers dude I'll look into it. Much like the states as far as policing is concerned just not as anal, planes and heli's for outdoor grows and for indoor they use IR cams on the ground and on the birds as well as the usual snitchez & bitchez lol
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 05:08 pm
You must've not taken enough codeine if you are still bored.
90-120mg nice little buzz, 120+ agonizing stomach cramps   :(
Love codeine, shame I cant tolerate any interesting doses. About a year ago you used to be able to buy codeine linctus from Amazon UK, and some legit UK pharmacies. 15mg per 5ml, 200ml bottle = 600mg for about £6 ;D
I think those days are gone.

Only had 60mg a few days ago and i felt sick and kind of crampy but 120 is fine for me this time round it would seem. Not something i do often but i love a lil codeine buzz every now n then  8)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 05:09 pm
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+1 to all  :D

Thank you ^-^, returned the favor! ;D

& Snitches get stitches around these parts :P
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: UKGrower on July 03, 2012, 05:12 pm
The  cops do that stuff here too, but for every grower that they catch and make a big deal of in the press (usually caught by their own stupidity), there are hundreds who never get caught.

The cops have some very effective propaganda that has the general public convinced that they can see thorough walls with their super-duper helicopters, but that's all it is, propaganda.  They can use that sort of tech to locate full house grows, with the leccy meter bypassed and the wattage pushed to the max, but for a personal grow (one single HID light of whatever wattage), they simply can't detect it (well, maybe if you placed it on the ridge line of an uninsulated roof, but otherwise, not a chance).

I grew in a wardrobe in my bedroom for years, and was completely self-sufficient from that space alone.  There is absolutely no way that this kind of setup could ever be detected by helicopters, and I would have to have been informed on, or done something stupid, in order to get caught with that setup.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 05:15 pm
Well, in all honesty, I'm more worried about the people I live with then the cops, they already know I used to smoke on a daily basis ::)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 05:23 pm
The  cops do that stuff here too, but for every grower that they catch and make a big deal of in the press (usually caught by their own stupidity), there are hundreds who never get caught.

The cops have some very effective propaganda that has the general public convinced that they can see thorough walls with their super-duper helicopters, but that's all it is, propaganda.  They can use that sort of tech to locate full house grows, with the leccy meter bypassed and the wattage pushed to the max, but for a personal grow (one single HID light of whatever wattage), they simply can't detect it (well, maybe if you placed it on the ridge line of an uninsulated roof, but otherwise, not a chance).

I grew in a wardrobe in my bedroom for years, and was completely self-sufficient from that space alone.  There is absolutely no way that this kind of setup could ever be detected by helicopters, and I would have to have been informed on, or done something stupid, in order to get caught with that setup.

Yeah personal grows are easier to stealth. I already have half the shit i need for a closet grow that i've collected over the years it's just a matter of committing to it. There was a bust here in oz recently and no shit the entire house was wired like a motherfucker! We're talking 100's of 1000 watt globes and cords from arsehole to breakfast! It looked like an indoor xmas tree farm. Very pro setup and the best part is that the landlord was in on it haha! Man that address alone would have put kilo's and kilo's and kilo's on the street by now if it didn't get shut down.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 05:25 pm
Coolest growop I've ever seen, trap door in garage, huge underground grow room with an escape tunnel about a mile or so out that leads to a small shack in the middle of nowhere, fucking pro ^-^
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 05:34 pm
Coolest growop I've ever seen, trap door in garage, huge underground grow room with an escape tunnel about a mile or so out that leads to a small shack in the middle of nowhere, fucking pro ^-^

Haha sounds very cartelesque and very pro  8) The tunnel = instant win for stealth! One of the biggest giveaways that a house is being used as a greenhouse is the type of traffic it receives i.e appears to be no one living there but ppl regularly in and out at certain times to check things etc.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 05:38 pm
Coolest growop I've ever seen, trap door in garage, huge underground grow room with an escape tunnel about a mile or so out that leads to a small shack in the middle of nowhere, fucking pro ^-^

Haha sounds very cartelesque and very pro  8) The tunnel = instant win for stealth! One of the biggest giveaways that a house is being used as a greenhouse is the type of traffic it receives i.e appears to be no one living there but ppl regularly in and out at certain times to check things etc.

Which is why when I sold I never did it at my house, fuck that :)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: UKGrower on July 03, 2012, 05:41 pm
Well, in all honesty, I'm more worried about the people I live with then the cops, they already know I used to smoke on a daily basis ::)
That's the thing, isn't it.  The official punishment is one thing, and as long as it's not prison, who really gives a fuck, right.  ;D

It's the other effects of being caught that are the real punishment.  Employers and landlords can use your "crime" as an excuse to kick you to the curb, even if the courts let you off lightly.  I have a mate who has recently been given the boot by his landlord, despite being "let off" with a simple caution by the cops (who then told his landlord, maybe they think homelessness is a more fitting punishment for growing a plant than anything the judge may have had in mind  :-\).  My biggest concern, if caught, is the fucking mother in law.  :'(

Fuck prohibition!

Anyway, I digress.  Your chances or getting caught are minimal if you do everything right, but it's not without it's risks and stresses, so you have to decide for yourself whether the rewards are worth it.  For me, the answer is "fuck yeah".  If there is a plug socket, I will be growing.  ;D

Yeah personal grows are easier to stealth. I already have half the shit i need for a closet grow that i've collected over the years it's just a matter of committing to it.
Sounds good.  Once you get your first harvest, and figure how much it actually cost to grow, you'll wonder why you didn't do it sooner.  Most of the cost of weed is a "prohibition tax".  It costs next to nothing to actually produce, in pure cash terms.

Just make sure you get a proper fan and carbon filter. All other equipment can be DIYed if necessary, but a decent filter will help prevent you from being caught due to smells, and a good fan is needed to pull air through the carbon effectively.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 05:44 pm
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The official punishment is one thing, and as long as it's not prison, who really gives a fuck, right.

Pretty much, although fines can be a bitch when you're a poor college student :s

My mom would be the one I'm most concerned about for the most part, but only because I know she would worry way too much, not because of weed itself.

Cba deal with it, so I don't grow it, I just buy in large quantities when I can and go from there :)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 05:56 pm
Man i love this place!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 05:57 pm
Man i love this place!

I second this comment ^
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Gary Oak on July 04, 2012, 01:07 am
Sucks to be you guys, I can legally grow 12 plants thanks to my medical card. 8)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 04, 2012, 01:16 am
Sucks to be you guys, I can legally grow 12 plants thanks to my medical card. 8)

Grow me weed :3
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Gary Oak on July 04, 2012, 01:40 am
Sucks to be you guys, I can legally grow 12 plants thanks to my medical card. 8)

Grow me weed :3

I'm still mourning my last green baby that died. :'(
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kmfkewm on July 04, 2012, 04:51 am
only if you are hot and female
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: CX on July 04, 2012, 09:28 am
You wanna put it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna put it in my butt, in my butt? What, what in the butt.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 05, 2012, 12:55 am
You wanna put it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna put it in my butt, in my butt? What, what in the butt.

Yeah butters!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 05, 2012, 05:05 am
You need a Fuck Shit Stack OG style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IihhAnqJDv8

That was cool!

Check this out lol bit of a viral local vid that even made it to the news a couple years back http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDocGfvYmBM
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: gambino on July 05, 2012, 05:07 am
FUCKHEAD SHITFACED COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH!
SCUM SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHORE!
COCK, COCK! JIZZUM! GRANDMA! COCK!
BUM! FUCK! TURD! FART! CUNT! PISS! SHIT! BUGGER AND BALLS!
DAMN IT! HELL! CRAP! SHIT!
YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!
Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I had a dental appointment!
Fellatio, cunnilingus , french kissing! Rim job!
Crap, piss!
Fucking, fucking fuck fuck!
Schmuck, putz!
Pussy, pig fucker!
Balls!
Boy cock, Girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Mishrume on July 05, 2012, 05:10 am
FUCKHEAD SHITFACED COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH!
SCUM SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHORE!
COCK, COCK! JIZZUM! GRANDMA! COCK!
BUM! FUCK! TURD! FART! CUNT! PISS! SHIT! BUGGER AND BALLS!
DAMN IT! HELL! CRAP! SHIT!
YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!
Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I had a dental appointment!
Fellatio, cunnilingus , french kissing! Rim job!
Crap, piss!
Fucking, fucking fuck fuck!
Schmuck, putz!
Pussy, pig fucker!
Balls!
Boy cock, Girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand breathe!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: kryptoz on July 05, 2012, 03:04 pm
Sucks to be you guys, I can legally grow 12 plants thanks to my medical card. 8)

Grow me weed :3

I'm still mourning my last green baby that died. :'(

At least you had one T-T
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: noosemagnet on July 05, 2012, 03:54 pm
fuckin glad you made this thread, op.