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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: DankHank on August 24, 2012, 08:44 pm
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I wanted to start a review thread for myself so that people can know the quality of my product before I send it. I am currently only selling white widow but there will be more to come next month. I have been scammed before on this website before so I do not force you to finalize early. I also get delivery confirmation numbers so that you do not scam me. My URL is:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion.to/index.php/silkroad/user/8472f70a3f
I hope you guys enjoy the weed. It is pretty good in my opinion an I offer the best prices I can. If this first pound goes well I will offer more than 2 ounces
Thanks
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I purchased from this vendor, here is my review (Copied from the honest vendors thread)
COMMUNICATION 5/5
Vendor replied to the messages I sent within 24 hours (usually within 3-4) and created a customer listing for me when requested. I had an issue with the order after delivery and vendor was quick to offer a fair resolution.
PACKAGING/SHIPPING 4/5
Vacuum Seal: Yes
Well Disguised: Packaging as expected on outside, and very very thorough on the inside. I am very confident that if this package had been opened nothing would have been discovered unless being specifically searched for. Unfortunately the packaging did cause a very small amount of degradation to the product (issue mentioned above), but I have messaged the vendor about the issue and they have stated that it will be corrected for future orders. I did remove 1 point here for the issue.
Time to Ship/Rough Location: Shipped very quickly and exactly when vendor said it would be. 1 day and weekend to Southern USA (Ordered Saturday, Shipped out Saturday and arrived on Tuesday even though Monday was a holiday)
PRICING - Mid range. Not the cheapest on the road but far from the most expensive. Vendor does state that he will lower cost if a similar item is found on the road for a lower cost, but I am not sure how that policy will work.
Type(weed,edibles,concentrate type): Weed
Strain(or type of Hash): White Widow
QUALITY 4/5
Taste/smell: PRE-GRIND bud had a slightly sweet smell with skunky undertone, was actually pretty unique. AFTER GRINDING the smell was much stronger but basically the same. The bud I received was very very dry (I believe caused by packaging), so it was pretty harsh when smoking, but still had a nice taste.
Look: The bud was dark green with a lot of red hairs and a medium amount of crystals. The buds were pretty big (largest was about 3 grams) but still had a nice density. As stated above the bid was very dry, which caused it to crumble when touched resulting in a lot of shake in the bottom of the bag.
Effect: 2-3 rips from the bong had me feeling a stoney head buzz with a little body high, a couple more hits and I was pretty stoned. Even with the bud being extremely dry it still smoked very well, I think this was probably excellent bud when it was fresher.
Weight: slightly short, but I believe that was due to the packaging drying the bud out in transit.
Overall: I am satisfied with this transaction, I will not say I am pleased with everything (really wish the bud I received was not as dry), but the vendors communication was awesome and they did what they could to make it right with a partial refund and has stated that they will correct the issues I have complained about in future shipments. I think the bud would be top shelf if they have (even though extremely dry is very close to top shelf already), so I will most likely give them another try in the future.
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You should make a note in the Honest Vendors Thread that the vendor was DankHank: otherwise it's not clear who you purchased it from.
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Done, not sure how I missed that but thanks for the heads up.
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Bumping this shit since it seems to be the review thread for DankHank :P (can't believe it's so dead, his moon rocks are boss)
So I, like many others before me, became fed up with the scumbag dealers in my area pushing Methylone that had been stepped on like 20 times and calling it MDMA. I personally feel that MDMA dealers specifically have a responsibility to be honest and helpful to buyers; the product they are selling should have taught them the true value of relationships, it's MDMA for fucks sake. Dealers should be in it to sell love and empathy, and bring childlike wonder and acceptance to their customers. No harm in making a few bucks doing so, but straight up lying to buyers, while endangering their lives to make huge profit margins is an insult to the chemical and what it represents. Having to take 8+ points to even feel anything is a load of shit, and for $10/point with no bulk discount? Fuck that, I might as well put some cash in a blender and eat that instead. I went into this endeavor with one purpose: make real MDMA available and affordable to those who want it, and make sure that they partake safely. Me and my friends were tired of getting ripped of with bunk caps, so I decided to find us all some good shit from the Road. Enter DankHank's MDMA.
I had been scouring the depths of the molly listings on SR trying to find a decent deal for domestic rolls that didn't require finalizing early (because fuck that). I found DankHank's listings, and they were among the lowest prices I could find for domestic molly, all his feedback was stellar, no FE required and no bullshit hoops to jump through. He had around 80 transactions with 100% positive feedback, so I searched around on the forums and found relatively sparse forum feedback regarding his product. Obviously most SR buyers don't bother with the forums, unfortunately, but that's their loss.
So without further adieu, here's my experience with DankHank and his MDMA:
I sent him a message with a few questions, and he quickly (within ~2 hours) responded to all of them in a professional manner. I decided to take the plunge, and ordered several grams. The package arrived stupidly fast, it took <48 hours to go from being marked 'In Transit' to my mailbox. A+ communication and shipping speed. The packaging was stealthy; very well done, multiple layers, printed label, the works. Definitely more than up to snuff for domestic. The best part of the package however, was the contents. I expected sandy powder, what I found was one HUGE ass moon rock and a scattering of small crystally pebbles. When I got all the layers of packaging removed, my nose was immediately assaulted with that oh-so-wonderous liquorice smell, and I knew I had made an excellent purchase. I weighed it all out, and it was over by .1 which is always a great thing :D
After shaving the big ass rock up into a more powdery consistency, I put a few grams into gel caps containing .1 each and headed out to that night's pre-party. There were quite a few people in attendance, as we were all going in a big group to a local rave. Some had already bought their drugs for the night (boy were they in for a sad surprise). I walk in, and my close friends who knew I had the good shit from SR immediately run over and I hand them their points for the night (3-4 each). Of course everyone else becomes inquisitive, and I took the opportunity to drop some knowledge on their faces.
I asked them to show me what they had bought for the night (knowing it was most likely just going to be the same stepped on M1 that all the deceiving asshat locals are making fat stacks selling) and sure enough, it was clearly not MDMA. They had huge ~300mg caps chock full of white clumpy powder, if it had been the real deal, one cap would have them on their asses. I asked them how much they had paid for their "molly" and they had predictably paid $10 per "point" and each bought between 7-12. They insisted that it was the same stuff they had last time and they loved it. I can't imagine that; loving paying $70-120 for 1 night of diluted mediocrity in pill form. I wouldn't even pay $10 per point if it was pure bk-MDMA. It's cheaper than dirt, lol.
Not only was it obvious that they had been ripped off, (no sane person in my area would sell 300mg of pure MDMA for $10 at street level) it also appeared that the dealer they had got it from had no idea what a "point" actually was, and was selling .3g caps of bunk crap as "points." Sadly this is a very common situation in my area. Stupid people shouldn't buy drugs, and stupid people definitely shouldn't sell drugs; it ruins it for the rest of us. I proceeded to show them the blatantly visible differences between the pure stuff I had from DankHank, and their "molly". Obviously you can never identify a substance just by looking at it, but in this case the contrast between the two caps was so stark that I had to point it out. My caps contained .1g of mildly tan MDMA sand and pebbles, theirs held .3g of whatever the fuck white powder (like flour/baking soda style powder that stuck to itself and the gel caps; shit was obviously not even pure bk-MDMA, god knows what was in there).
Many of the people in attendance had been raving for a decent while, and yet still hadn't taken the time to research what they were supposedly putting in their bodies. Yet another thing I will never comprehend; people who do drugs without researching them first. God damn. Y u no brain? Anyway, I explained that a typical starting dose of pure MDMA is between 80mg-120mg depending on body weight, with a heavy dose being 300-400mg, assuming no tolerance. Then I explained the obvious; if they were taking 7+ caps of .3g each just to feel something, it was CLEARLY not MDMA. Taking >2.1g of pure MDMA in a night? Good fucking luck. The first 300mg cap would have you on the floor caressing the throw rug, and if you took 2 or 3 at once (as they typically had been doing) you'd either be melted to the ground of a different planet or the in hospital with SS. After a bit more general discussion about MDMA (in the interest of harm reduction I gave them a short summary of its neurotoxicity and interactions with prescription meds, told them to give the appropriate amount of time between rolls, explained pre-load and post-load routines, the value of antioxidants, piracetam, choline, magnesium, 5htp, etc.) they eventually asked if I had any extra of the pure stuff.
Of course, I had planned ahead and brought plenty of party favors. I gave out a few sample points for people to try it and erase any remaining doubts, I knew full well that they'd be back for more, and ended up selling a stupid amount throughout the night; made my money back and then some without even selling all of it (always gotta have a backup stash). Everyone loved it, they couldn't believe how amazing they felt from just .2-.3! My closer group of more experienced friends were almost as astonished even though they knew what to expect. The whole group of us all had an excellent night, full of amazing shared experiences, endless empathy, hours of dancing to awesome music, insane light shows, and pure unadulterated joy and love.
It was the first time many in the group actually got to try pure MDMA, and seeing their beaming faces and hearing their unceasing flow of thank you's made the night even more enjoyable for myself. I love being able to bring that kind of happiness to people, pure MDMA is something everyone should experience and the fact that I get to have a role in helping friends and strangers safely indulge in the blissful wonder that is MDMA brings such amazing satisfaction (especially while I'm rolling too ;D). There's no feeling quite like it. No expression can top the first-timer E smile, its fantastic. Everyone spent the entire night grinning like kindergarteners who were just told that they're permanently moving to Disney Land.
I started the night off by taking .2g before entering the venue, then a few boosters throughout the night (probably about 500-600mg total, not completely sure due to the fact that I was rolling titties, among other things). I was feeling wonderful for a solid 8-9 hours. Music was extremely enhanced, I felt nothing but love for everyone around me, every touch felt amazing, some random chicks gave me a massage with furry gloves that rocked my world! I didn't get much of a speedy-edgy feeling with it either; it gave me just the right amount of energy and endurance. My inhibitions were completely gone (but in the clearheaded, filterable way of MDMA, not the herr-derr I'm retarded booze way) and I was striking up conversation with total strangers with ease, enjoying the company of anyone and everyone around me. Got the eye wiggles while peaking, pupils were the size of saucers, everything was amazing. Had my mind melted by quite a few glovers and some amazing dual lightshows. All in all, it was everything I expect from a night on good rolls. I was gurning like a motherfucker despite taking plenty of magnesium, but the next day my mouth and jaw were surprisingly completely fine. I had no trouble eating, no pain in my teeth, jaw, or the roof of my mouth. It was a bit difficult to fall asleep afterwards but that's to be expected. I didn't get any of that burnt out feeling in the following days; I felt fine aside from my muscles being sore from dancing for hours. No depression or negative emotion whatsoever, just a nice little afterglow accompanied by great memories.
Overall, my experience with DankHank and his product was 100% positive, and I'll be back for more once he stocks up again. He's been moving his shit so quick lately I haven't had a chance to get more, haha. Definitely understandable as his prices are excellent for domestic MDMA, his packaging is impeccable, especially for domestic mail, not to mention that his shipping times are STUPIDLY fast. Most feedback says 2-3 days in transit, which was my experience as well. He responds quickly to messages and communicates in a professional manner. His product is top notch, I loved it, as did everyone that tried it; not one single complaint from anyone, only thanks and praise.
TL;DR: If you want some godamn boss MDMA without the worry and hassle of customs checks, long ass shipping time, or early finalization, DankHank is your man. Awesome gear, awesome price, awesome guy to do business with.
Communication: 5/5
Packaging: 5/5
Shipping Time: 5/5
Product Quality: 5/5
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Just wanted to post a review of my order with DankHank!
Ordered his 10g listing of MDMA and selected the overnight shipping. The shipping really was over-night, I strongly recommend you jump for that. The stealth was great and what you would expect, couldn't ask for more.
The order was literally a 6g rock and a 4g rock. It was beautiful. It had that minty smell and the veryyyyyy bitter taste we all know and love out of top-quality MDMA. The rolls were fantastic. Myself and my peeps all rolled off 120mgs with a booster about 2 hours in. The rolls were nice and solid, no ups and downs and had us in a group backrub for way too long :P The comedown was nice and smooth and the afterglow the next day was perfect to top it off.
Would recommend to anyone!
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After reading the stellar reviews above, I too, have made an order and cannot wait to come back here and give an accounting!
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Any updates on how your guys' orders are coming along?
Considering taking the plunge, had bad luck with O/S orders recently
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Thinking about ordering from him today but it's odd there's not more talk about this vendor? I'm looking for a good domestic mdma vendor, just odd there's not much talk about him. Prices are good, anyone order recently from him ? If so, how is it?
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wanted to give a review of DankHank's brown/tan. Ordered several g's, he answered my message within an hour or so, shipping was lightning fast. Stealth was better than many, but could be stepped up, he uses mbb which is great, and pgp. Arrived within 3 days, weight was on point when bag was opened-lost a little over a few days to evap, no biggie. tan/brown good mix of rock, small crystal, not much smell at all, the familiar taste, but milder. looked to be like tan i have had before that flipped my lid so i was excited. i am a safe, experienced roller and i must report honestly that this gear is weak. You would need at least .3-.5 to maybe roll face. i turned many people on to multiple amounts, so it was not just me. It was very, very mellow, and did i mention i am not complaining, just giving my experience, the test went straight from purple to black, the price was great for domestic, shipping was fast, communication super, gear just on the lighter side, it is impossible to meet all sides of the triangle=speed, quality, and price. i would not hesitate to give DankHank another order on some different product. Happy Trails