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Discussion => Security => Topic started by: The next SR phisherman? on December 25, 2012, 10:56 am

Title: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: The next SR phisherman? on December 25, 2012, 10:56 am
Merry Phishmas everyone.
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: MaebyFunke on December 25, 2012, 02:59 pm
OP is probably some homeless guy who managed to break into the public library and get on the internet
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: ShardInspector on December 26, 2012, 05:23 am
What an impressively intelligent individual you must be to make your targets aware of the fact that you may be about to attempt to pull off a trick that by its very nature, to be successful requires a certain level of stealth !

It is clear it is more important to you to obtain attention for yourself (you poor thing) than to complete your phishing efforts successfully.

MaebyFunke = definite cock smoker
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: MaebyFunke on December 26, 2012, 04:17 pm
What did I do? And I'm a girl so that's not much of an insult...
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: AnonymousAddict on December 26, 2012, 04:30 pm
LMAO! ^^
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: BenCousins on December 26, 2012, 05:15 pm
What an impressively intelligent individual you must be to make your targets aware of the fact that you may be about to attempt to pull off a trick that by its very nature, to be successful requires a certain level of stealth !

It is clear it is more important to you to obtain attention for yourself (you poor thing) than to complete your phishing efforts successfully.

MaebyFunke = definite cock smoker

Couldnt agree more
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: HOUSE on December 26, 2012, 06:49 pm
Oh man. How sad must your life be that you are more interested in trumpeting your awesome phishing skills to an anonymous mass of people rather than actually carrying out the scam? Do you have any friends and family IRL? This is not normal behavior, just so you know. I feel bad for you, honestly. Hope that this doesn't come off as being insulting or patronizing; it's Christmastime after all!

......I am trained in gorilla warfare.....

hahahahahaha

Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: Moon Fried on December 26, 2012, 06:55 pm
These forums are slowly becoming the spot for 12 year olds to show off their new trolling skills... shit's getting serious! :P
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: monrovia on December 26, 2012, 07:10 pm
......I am trained in gorilla warfare.....

hahahahahaha

lol
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: Looker on December 26, 2012, 08:01 pm
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You can't do better than https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Internet_Tough_Guy/Copypasta_Archive

a copy/paste?
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: AnonymousAddict on December 26, 2012, 08:21 pm
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You can't do better than https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Internet_Tough_Guy/Copypasta_Archive

a copy/paste?

Thats all that Kid ever posts when he decide to come on.. Pathetic loser
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: eskimoplea7 on December 26, 2012, 10:45 pm
people should start having to pay to make new accounts

ya ya freedom of the internet and all that crap but seriously

this whole page is proof of how idiotic this forum has gotten

i saw a post about some dumb shit asking if his dog was gay

come on people
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: BenCousins on December 27, 2012, 03:45 am
people should start having to pay to make new accounts

ya ya freedom of the internet and all that crap but seriously

this whole page is proof of how idiotic this forum has gotten

i saw a post about some dumb shit asking if his dog was gay

come on people

The sad thing was that was a long time and respected member
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: organon on December 27, 2012, 04:21 am
wow i feel dumber now, some threads are just not worth reading
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: ShardInspector on December 27, 2012, 07:37 am
MaebyFunke - Sorry, my mistake, I accidentally copied and pasted the wrong username in....

It should have been the OP's username of "The next SR phisherman"

**bangshead** :-[

EDIT: Can I have my kama point back now pretty please ?
(Of course it may not have been you, but now I'm minus 2 and was only minus one before  :)  )
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: ShardInspector on December 27, 2012, 07:49 am
"people should start having to pay to make new accounts ya ya freedom of the internet and all that crap but seriously"

"freedom of the internet" is vastly more important than a simple annoyance.
I don't mean to sound condescending, it's just that this is something I'm quite passionate about.
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: James Hardens Beard on December 27, 2012, 08:14 am
people should start having to pay to make new accounts

ya ya freedom of the internet and all that crap but seriously

this whole page is proof of how idiotic this forum has gotten

i saw a post about some dumb shit asking if his dog was gay

come on people
I wouldn't mind this, worked pretty decently for SA
Title: Re: You better watch out, you better cry: Phisher Claus is coming to town!
Post by: eskimoplea7 on December 27, 2012, 07:18 pm
"people should start having to pay to make new accounts ya ya freedom of the internet and all that crap but seriously"

"freedom of the internet" is vastly more important than a simple annoyance.
I don't mean to sound condescending, it's just that this is something I'm quite passionate about.
a simple annoyance can and WILL turn into SR shutting down due to dumb asses not being responsible and getting themselves caught

like those kids who got busted ordering from SR by their mom. Pay for new accounts!!