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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: throwAway5497 on May 10, 2013, 02:44 am

Title: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: throwAway5497 on May 10, 2013, 02:44 am
*************Clearnet warning!*************
http://www.gamepodunk.com/_/analysis-opinions/4-properties-that-nintendo-really-wishes-youd-forget-r1680

So, apparently Nintendo bought the rights to two pornographic films depicting Mario and co.

They bought the rights for the purpose of removing any trace of these films from the realm of public conciousness, though everyone knows that you can't delete something from the Internet. So, here I am with a request for you wonderful people known as the Internet. Anyone ever heard of these? Own a copy? Know where they are streamed from? Science demands that these requests are met!!

For real, though. Thanks for any and all help. You people are lovely!
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 10, 2013, 03:04 am
For science huh?

Why the fuck would you want to watch Mario fuck?
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: mayhem15 on May 10, 2013, 03:17 am
cos princess peach is a foxx.. winkwink
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: throwAway5497 on May 10, 2013, 03:19 am
Why would I want to watch anyone fuck? If not watch someone fuck, why not watch a childhood hero fuck his princess right in the middle of Bowser's fucking castle???

Probably because I'm a sick and twisted individual :/
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: fire on May 10, 2013, 02:00 pm
Simple google search yielded many results. Here are some working torrents:

http://h33t.com/torrent/04962897/super-hornio-brothers-1993-vhsrip - 1.45gb
http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/4952244/ - Super Hornio Brothers 2 DVD (4gb)
http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/4956835/ - Super Hornio Brothers 2 RIP (700mb)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: Sensei on May 10, 2013, 02:49 pm
Mamameya!!! It's me, Mario!!! He drugged Princess Toadstool with a poisonous mushroom and hit that raw.
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: throwAway5497 on May 10, 2013, 10:52 pm
Simple google search yielded many results. Here are some working torrents:

http://h33t.com/torrent/04962897/super-hornio-brothers-1993-vhsrip - 1.45gb
http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/4952244/ - Super Hornio Brothers 2 DVD (4gb)
http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/4956835/ - Super Hornio Brothers 2 RIP (700mb)

Enjoy!

Thank you mucho!!
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: CrazyBart on May 11, 2013, 01:19 am
Nice try, Nintendo pawn.
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: titsmcgee123 on May 11, 2013, 01:27 am
Is Ron Jeremy in any of them? I know i saw an image of him dressed as mario and it was hilarious
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: throwAway5497 on May 11, 2013, 03:38 am
Yes, yes he is.
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: juswannaschmoke on May 11, 2013, 05:04 am
So many questions pop up when I hear Mario Porn. Here are a few
 
Does Yoshi make an appearance? I've always wondered if he was overcompensating for a small "tail" with all of his tongue action  ;)

Koopa does scat doesn't he? One dragon one hot cup

Mario and Luigi definitely tag team correct?

Does Mario say, " I'm here to clean your pipes"?

Toadstool is into cuckold correct? That is why he lets Mario clean the princesses pipes.

 
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: Ballzinator on May 11, 2013, 12:14 pm
So many questions pop up when I hear Mario Porn. Here are a few
 
Does Yoshi make an appearance? I've always wondered if he was overcompensating for a small "tail" with all of his tongue action  ;)

Koopa does scat doesn't he? One dragon one hot cup

Mario and Luigi definitely tag team correct?

Does Mario say, " I'm here to clean your pipes"?

Toadstool is into cuckold correct? That is why he lets Mario clean the princesses pipes.
;D
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: BiblicalBlazer on May 11, 2013, 12:25 pm
What the actual fuck :S
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 13, 2013, 04:58 am
Ron Jeremy is like the Nick Cage of the porn industry. I watched the trailer and I don't want to watch greasy mario fuck.
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: thereefers245 on May 13, 2013, 05:13 am
This place is turning into rebbit with all that for science shit, fuck that place
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 13, 2013, 05:17 am
This place is turning into rebbit with all that for science shit, fuck that place

Science is allowing you to see and buy drugs man.

Magnets though...

That's a fucking mystery.
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: KitKatisBorednow on May 13, 2013, 05:22 am
Gross....

I already know I don't want to watch this.  Why does porn need a corny story line anyway?!!? 

Two horny people....get together...and fuck...

Boom.  There you go.  I just wrote a porn storyline for you.  You're welcome world.
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: Ballzinator on May 13, 2013, 11:04 am
Gross....

I already know I don't want to watch this.  Why does porn need a corny story line anyway?!!? 

Two horny people....get together...and fuck...

Boom.  There you go.  I just wrote a porn storyline for you.  You're welcome world.
Damn, I'm gonna get so fucking rich implementing this idea :D
Title: Re: Mario porn owned by Nintendo (Super Hornio Bros)
Post by: KitKatisBorednow on May 13, 2013, 07:50 pm
Hell yeah.  I can't believe I figured the formula out!