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Title: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 03, 2012, 06:51 pm
Today one of my friends recommended "booty bumping" I do not recommend this method of ingestion. Here's why.

I wrapped up a joint, but today it was not going to be smoked. Oh no! Today it was going up my booty pipe. I made sure to empty my butt of all feces before trying this.\

I gingerly shoved the joint up, making sure not to crush it so it would be comfortable in there. It began to sting slightly but I ignored it. I know how to take it like a man.

I waited, and waited... and waited. Nothing! I was no mad steam came out my ears. I decided to poop it out. I had to unwrap it and dry it with my moms hair dryer. So now I had weed that had dried butt juice on it. Oh well, I thought, might as well get high. I lit it up, and it got me less high than usual. But oh well. Lesson learned. Maybe trolls came up with the retarded method of "booty bumping." Who thought of shoving drugs up your ass anyway? A retard.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Horizons on February 03, 2012, 06:57 pm
Plugging (or "booty bumping", as you call it) works with several drugs, so long as they can be absorbed by mucous membranes. Basically anything that can be snorted can be plugged. Obviously, this won't work for weed. But it works for most powder or liquid drugs, including alcohol. A friend of mine who works at an ER once told me of a girl who died from an alcohol OD because she and her boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to use alcohol gel as anal lube. As it turns out, the rate of absorption for alcohol up your butt is several times larger than when you ingest it. Such is life. And death, in her case.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Deleuze on February 03, 2012, 07:13 pm
You put a joint up your ass...to get high?

LOL  :D That's probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 03, 2012, 07:21 pm
You put a joint up your ass?

LOL  :D
Everyone makes mistakes
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Deleuze on February 03, 2012, 07:22 pm
You put a joint up your ass?

LOL  :D
Everyone makes mistakes

Yes, but it's the elite few who make spectacularly hilarious mistakes for the enjoyment of the rest of us.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 03, 2012, 07:32 pm
Oh, so I can shove any OTHER drug up my booty pipe other than weed? Sure. Not gonna try that again. I'm just lucky I didn't try anything that really would've stung.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Horizons on February 03, 2012, 07:40 pm
Oh, so I can shove any OTHER drug up my booty pipe other than weed? Sure. Not gonna try that again. I'm just lucky I didn't try anything that really would've stung.

No, not ANY other drug, lol. Just MOST other drugs. DXM, tobacco and DMT, for instance, would not work anally. Cocaine, ketamine and 2c-b, on the other hand, would.

I'm just happy you didn't decide to light the joint after you shoved it up there.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Horizons on February 03, 2012, 07:56 pm
By the way (since you've expressed interest elsewhere), I wouldn't get any ideas about putting ketamine up your butthole. Depending on the route of administration, different amounts of drug yield different effects and plugging Kate is a waste of product.

For a k-hole, which is the highest plateau of ketamine effects, and probably what you're after, intramuscular injection will get you there with between 50 and 70mg, depending on your body weight.
If you're gonna snort it, you need between 200 and 350mg for the same effects.
Plugging will get you to the k-hole at about 400mg.
Finally, if you eat, parachute or drink (in a solution) the ketamine, you're looking at a minimum of 600mg for the same effects. They'll last a bit longer, but you'll also be puking your guts out and have a two- to three-day hangover. It also tastes nastier than anything else I've put into my mouth, and this is coming from someone who has eaten the fetus of four different species of animals as a delicacy.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: jackstraw on February 03, 2012, 08:47 pm
sigh....moonbear this thread sounds similar to your jenkem thread.  ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.   Stuff like this is why people on here are concerned about you.   I hate to use your age against you but your 17 year old humor isn't that funny.   I would never tell you to leave but can you please stop with stupid threads like this?   I read this and then I think and this kid is asking for Heroin?  Not good dude.

Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: v01d on February 03, 2012, 11:12 pm
Either this is a really stupid troll, or you really are retarded. I'm going with my first assumption.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: tripballseverynight on February 04, 2012, 01:12 am
Fucking moron.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: genial on February 04, 2012, 03:02 am
Stop trolling us.

If you are indeed being serious, and I am using all my self control to not type in all caps here, why the fuck do you not research any and all new ways that you plan on ingesting a drug. You not only lack common sense, but are out right stupid if you do not research what you are going to do before doing it.  Shoving a fucking joint up your ass thinking that you will get high? Seriously? You don't know that THC requires heat (and not butt heat) to be activated? Please, stop browsing this forum and go research all drugs that you are interested. You should spend a week on each drug.

I'm convinced, by the way that your posts are getting more and more outlandish after this whole school and address thing, that you are trolling us.  Please tell me that your avatar pic is actually you.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: GreenGiant on February 04, 2012, 03:34 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D oh moonbear you are one fucked up attention seeking Troll.  try "booty bumping" your mother's 14incher up your slack 17 year old asshole, that will give you that real euphoric experience you are looking for. Normally i keep away from Trolls on the forums but this thread made me laugh so much. nothing you say is for real, hahaha.

Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Roxxo on February 04, 2012, 07:42 am
Oh, so I can shove any OTHER drug up my booty pipe other than weed? Sure. Not gonna try that again. I'm just lucky I didn't try anything that really would've stung.

No, not ANY other drug, lol. Just MOST other drugs. DXM, tobacco and DMT, for instance, would not work anally. Cocaine, ketamine and 2c-b, on the other hand, would.

I'm just happy you didn't decide to light the joint after you shoved it up there.

DMT actually can work rectally, you just need a lot more of it. Effects are pretty much the same as smoking it, it just lasts longer...and you will feel like you are going to shit your lungs out after you get done tripping.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: RickyRango on February 04, 2012, 06:56 pm
This is the best thread ever.  Moonbear, your story is fucking awesome.  ;D
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: oldschoolclubkid on February 05, 2012, 05:54 pm
Today one of my friends recommended "booty bumping" I do not recommend this method of ingestion. Here's why.

I wrapped up a joint, but today it was not going to be smoked. Oh no! Today it was going up my booty pipe. I made sure to empty my butt of all feces before trying this.\

I gingerly shoved the joint up, making sure not to crush it so it would be comfortable in there. It began to sting slightly but I ignored it. I know how to take it like a man.

I waited, and waited... and waited. Nothing! I was no mad steam came out my ears. I decided to poop it out. I had to unwrap it and dry it with my moms hair dryer. So now I had weed that had dried butt juice on it. Oh well, I thought, might as well get high. I lit it up, and it got me less high than usual. But oh well. Lesson learned. Maybe trolls came up with the retarded method of "booty bumping." Who thought of shoving drugs up your ass anyway? A retard.

OMG!!! ROFL!!!
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: PervertedPrude on February 05, 2012, 07:03 pm
Are you serious? LOL. LOLLLL.

I booty bump things all the time but as with any time you do a drug you have to do research. Plugging is advantageous because often, rectal BA is higher, but it isn't always. Weed being a prime example (where I imagine rectal BA is about... nada). I don't know anything about weed and I have half the sense not to stick it up my butt.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: happyroller1234 on February 10, 2012, 08:14 pm
Moonbear, that won't work!  But if you get a dude to roll his cock around in some coke/meth/heroin/MDMA, and then shove it up your ass, you'll get high as FUCK!

</troll>
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: johnwholesome on February 11, 2012, 01:02 am
OMFG you smoked ASS!!!


Lol, lighten up guys, this is hilarious.

You know man, you should have dipped the joint into some jenkem to moisten it before shoving it up there!
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: brockeh on February 11, 2012, 11:23 pm
smells like troll, but if not, you sir are too dumb to do drugs
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Sheesh, give me a break...
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: sourman on February 12, 2012, 04:12 pm
You didn't just shove straight weed up your ass... you put it in a j first. I don't get it, did you actually try to smoke it through your anus or were you hoping it absorbed through your butt membranes?

In all seriousness though, I wonder if this would work with THC tincture or other cannabis "absorbables". Anyone care to try it? lol
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 12, 2012, 04:33 pm
You didn't just shove straight weed up your ass... you put it in a j first. I don't get it, did you actually try to smoke it through your anus or were you hoping it absorbed through your butt membranes?

In all seriousness though, I wonder if this would work with THC tincture or other cannabis "absorbables". Anyone care to try it? lol
What about marijuana oil that people rub on their skin to get high? Suppose someone squirted some of that up their butthole?
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: DigitalDong on February 19, 2012, 04:26 pm
@moonbear dude give it up. smoke it or eat lit liek everyone else.  dont be a weirdo.
if you want to stick things up ur butt to get high, get some crack put it in a crack pipe stick up your ass then get lighter and try to fart backwards.. i bet that shit will get you as high as you wanna be ;)
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Angelology on February 19, 2012, 07:15 pm
Today one of my friends recommended "booty bumping" I do not recommend this method of ingestion. Here's why.

I wrapped up a joint, but today it was not going to be smoked. Oh no! Today it was going up my booty pipe. I made sure to empty my butt of all feces before trying this.\

I gingerly shoved the joint up, making sure not to crush it so it would be comfortable in there. It began to sting slightly but I ignored it. I know how to take it like a man.

I waited, and waited... and waited. Nothing! I was no mad steam came out my ears. I decided to poop it out. I had to unwrap it and dry it with my moms hair dryer. So now I had weed that had dried butt juice on it. Oh well, I thought, might as well get high. I lit it up, and it got me less high than usual. But oh well. Lesson learned. Maybe trolls came up with the retarded method of "booty bumping." Who thought of shoving drugs up your ass anyway? A retard.

More stupid threads by SR's number one retard.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: johnwholesome on February 20, 2012, 02:38 am
Why is everyone so mean? I think this guy is funny as fuck lol...
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: MagicMan on February 20, 2012, 03:36 am
Why is everyone so mean? I think this guy is funny as fuck lol...

Because only half of what he says are intended to be jokes
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: space_case on February 20, 2012, 07:43 pm
Take it easy on Moonbear. His shit is high comedy. God i laughed  my ass off. Moonbear may be retarded, but he's easily the funniest this on this board, so he gets a pass in my book.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 20, 2012, 09:29 pm
I'm glad I'm able to give people on here a good laugh :) everyone needs one from time to time. I'm like a clown, degrading myself to brighten the days of others.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: rise_against on February 21, 2012, 03:25 am
obvious troll is obvious.  got the lulz from this post.  i hope we will be seeing this scenario in a stoner movie sometime soon.  (moonbear: make sure you get your royalties). Smoke a fat turd, bro!

Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 21, 2012, 05:21 pm
Does anyone think I could be a famous writer for a movie or tv show? I could see myself writing South Park. Let me know what you guys think

Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: dipmyfry on February 21, 2012, 06:28 pm
Today one of my friends recommended "booty bumping" I do not recommend this method of ingestion. Here's why.

I wrapped up a joint, but today it was not going to be smoked. Oh no! Today it was going up my booty pipe. I made sure to empty my butt of all feces before trying this.\

I gingerly shoved the joint up, making sure not to crush it so it would be comfortable in there. It began to sting slightly but I ignored it. I know how to take it like a man.

I waited, and waited... and waited. Nothing! I was no mad steam came out my ears. I decided to poop it out. I had to unwrap it and dry it with my moms hair dryer. So now I had weed that had dried butt juice on it. Oh well, I thought, might as well get high. I lit it up, and it got me less high than usual. But oh well. Lesson learned. Maybe trolls came up with the retarded method of "booty bumping." Who thought of shoving drugs up your ass anyway? A retard.



Were you under the influence of JENKEM  while doing this man? Are u serious!
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on February 21, 2012, 06:51 pm
Hey moonbear did you know that the most efficient way to get high is intraspinal? Give it a try.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 21, 2012, 07:09 pm
Today one of my friends recommended "booty bumping" I do not recommend this method of ingestion. Here's why.

I wrapped up a joint, but today it was not going to be smoked. Oh no! Today it was going up my booty pipe. I made sure to empty my butt of all feces before trying this.\

I gingerly shoved the joint up, making sure not to crush it so it would be comfortable in there. It began to sting slightly but I ignored it. I know how to take it like a man.

I waited, and waited... and waited. Nothing! I was no mad steam came out my ears. I decided to poop it out. I had to unwrap it and dry it with my moms hair dryer. So now I had weed that had dried butt juice on it. Oh well, I thought, might as well get high. I lit it up, and it got me less high than usual. But oh well. Lesson learned. Maybe trolls came up with the retarded method of "booty bumping." Who thought of shoving drugs up your ass anyway? A retard.



Were you under the influence of JENKEM  while doing this man? Are u serious!
Actually yes I was! Pretty fun trip until I wasted weed.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: rise_against on February 21, 2012, 10:27 pm
if you are die-hard rocker watch the rocumentary: Anvil! the Story of Anvil .  A guy in one scene drinks a full 12-oz beer through his nostril.  this thread reminded me of that.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 22, 2012, 04:12 pm
if you are die-hard rocker watch the rocumentary: Anvil! the Story of Anvil .  A guy in one scene drinks a full 12-oz beer through his nostril.  this thread reminded me of that.
... That guy sounds retarded
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: GORDENRAMSEY on February 22, 2012, 05:12 pm
if you are die-hard rocker watch the rocumentary: Anvil! the Story of Anvil .  A guy in one scene drinks a full 12-oz beer through his nostril.  this thread reminded me of that.
... That guy sounds retarded

HOW IRONIC
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Dr Special K on February 22, 2012, 06:07 pm
lmao. god moonbear, you crack me up
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 22, 2012, 07:01 pm
Why is that fnny? What kind of moron would snort beer? I only put a joint in my booty pipe because multiple friends vouched for it and said it worked, and even gave me the joint to do it with, so I figured, "why not?"
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Horizons on February 22, 2012, 10:57 pm
What kind of moron would snort beer?

The same kind of moron who doesn't realize he's being made into the butt of a painfully transparent practical joke by his equally moronic friends? I dunno, just a guess.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: MailMaxDev on February 23, 2012, 12:07 am
Leave moonbear alone :(
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 23, 2012, 05:38 pm
Leave moonbear alone :(
+1
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Scuba Steve on February 23, 2012, 06:01 pm
I'll shove a joint up my ass, but I draw the line at snorting beer
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: SierraRS on February 23, 2012, 06:17 pm
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I decided to poop it out. I had to unwrap it and dry it with my moms hair dryer. So now I had weed that had dried butt juice on it.
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Just wasted an innocent joint. Oh wait, no he didn't. He smoked it afterwards... Fuck.
ROOOOOOOFL :D Most likely moonbear just made it up. Still made my day anyway.

I heard that in Africa natives actually stuff the butthole full of weed and get high. But they use some fatty or oily substance. The THC are not soluble in water, but are easily soluble in fat, that's how you make marijuana butter. Even wikipedia have article on this. But the weed required is too large and uneconomical. And you might end up getting stoned and crapping in your pants in same time, if the method works :D
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: alwaystrying on February 23, 2012, 11:29 pm
moonbear, your SR's version of the boy who cried wolf. But the wolf came early in your story and was you being genuinely stupid. You got the attention of everyone by being such a dumbass and now desperately try and redeem it by trolling a bit (crying wolf) and muddying the waters.

the whole saying "obvious troll is obvious" would be clearly apparent in a shit load of your posts. But then, you counter this with a real sublime indication of your genuine stupidity.

Ive come to the conclusion, your the rain man of trolls. Kudos.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: ProudCannabian on February 24, 2012, 02:11 am
In some sort of defence of Moonbear, most drugs will fuck you up if you stick them in your ass.  Your ass is made to absorb things out of solid shit.  Coffee enema?  WILL FUCK YOU UP.  Now, don't go sticking a dry-as-fuck stick of weed up your ass, that won't do shit butt fuck up your shitter.  :P  As a previous commenter suggested, hash oil, cannabutter, budder... stick THAT up your ass and you WILL get fucked up, guaranteed.  The only thing that will absorb drugs faster than a shitstorm, is injecting drugs. (Disclaimer: Moonbear, don't inject any cannabis products, only "clean" drugs can be injected).

The key is to add some sort of liquid medium to allow a good coating of the drug to your intestine, don't stick anything in there that could poke through the walls, they're thinner than you think.  Lubing it up will often just provide a barrier, unless you use a water-based lubricant.  If it's not easily soluble, crush/grind it up fine.  Ideally, if you can get one of those home enema kits, you can do a real good job of it.
The downside, like with injecting, if you put the wrong thing up there you can die, or get an infection.

I'll stick with smoking or oral doses myself, thank you.  Moonbear, your friends are not your friends... you are convenient fodder for their retardedness.  Find some new friends, people that will treat you with respect and help you through life, not get you in SHIT.  At your age it may seem like you are stuck, but life isn't about sucking it up and crying into your pillow at night... you gotta grab the world by its BALLS and give em a 'lil twist.  Get some genuine goals.

  You know any rich drug dealers?  Real ones?  There aren't many, it's hard, dangerous work and you live a life of constant (but justified) paranoia.  It's lonely not being able to trust ANYONE.  Best job, really, LAWYER.  Those bitches get cash from everyone, coming and going.  They also get to snort the best drugs, they can afford it, and they deal with actual criminals who are willing to pay money and drugs just to stay out of jail.  PLUS they know the law, and how not to get fucked by it.  If I could go back to college, that's what I would take.  Hell HST's early compadre was a lawyer.  Ladies LOVE lawyers too.

Folks here have been genuinely trying to warn you to smarten up, some of 'em aren't too nice about it, but I think we can all agree that we've done stupid things in our youth - and we'd like to see you do the smart thing and avoid a lot of the BS involved with crime/drugs/rectal exploration.

Good luck.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 24, 2012, 07:03 pm
In some sort of defence of Moonbear, most drugs will fuck you up if you stick them in your ass.  Your ass is made to absorb things out of solid shit.  Coffee enema?  WILL FUCK YOU UP.  Now, don't go sticking a dry-as-fuck stick of weed up your ass, that won't do shit butt fuck up your shitter.  :P  As a previous commenter suggested, hash oil, cannabutter, budder... stick THAT up your ass and you WILL get fucked up, guaranteed.  The only thing that will absorb drugs faster than a shitstorm, is injecting drugs. (Disclaimer: Moonbear, don't inject any cannabis products, only "clean" drugs can be injected).

The key is to add some sort of liquid medium to allow a good coating of the drug to your intestine, don't stick anything in there that could poke through the walls, they're thinner than you think.  Lubing it up will often just provide a barrier, unless you use a water-based lubricant.  If it's not easily soluble, crush/grind it up fine.  Ideally, if you can get one of those home enema kits, you can do a real good job of it.
The downside, like with injecting, if you put the wrong thing up there you can die, or get an infection.

I'll stick with smoking or oral doses myself, thank you.  Moonbear, your friends are not your friends... you are convenient fodder for their retardedness.  Find some new friends, people that will treat you with respect and help you through life, not get you in SHIT.  At your age it may seem like you are stuck, but life isn't about sucking it up and crying into your pillow at night... you gotta grab the world by its BALLS and give em a 'lil twist.  Get some genuine goals.

  You know any rich drug dealers?  Real ones?  There aren't many, it's hard, dangerous work and you live a life of constant (but justified) paranoia.  It's lonely not being able to trust ANYONE.  Best job, really, LAWYER.  Those bitches get cash from everyone, coming and going.  They also get to snort the best drugs, they can afford it, and they deal with actual criminals who are willing to pay money and drugs just to stay out of jail.  PLUS they know the law, and how not to get fucked by it.  If I could go back to college, that's what I would take.  Hell HST's early compadre was a lawyer.  Ladies LOVE lawyers too.

Folks here have been genuinely trying to warn you to smarten up, some of 'em aren't too nice about it, but I think we can all agree that we've done stupid things in our youth - and we'd like to see you do the smart thing and avoid a lot of the BS involved with crime/drugs/rectal exploration.

Good luck.
Thanks for the advice
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Locrian on February 24, 2012, 08:35 pm
I'm glad I'm able to give people on here a good laugh :) everyone needs one from time to time. I'm like a clown, degrading myself to brighten the days of others.

*shudder*  Clowns make me so uncomfortable, though.  Just being around them makes me cringe.  It's like... I feel embarrassed for them, on their behalf or something.  And it's even worse because they obviously don't have the sense to be embarrassed for themselves.  Whether their schtick is meant to be funny or not makes no difference.

...You know, that's actually how I feel reading your posts, too.  Imagine that.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: ShieLdz on February 25, 2012, 08:24 am
I just got around reading this thread and this has got to be hands down the best thread I've ever read !! My favorite is how mad Moonbear got after shoving a joint up his ass didn't work...fucking classic  ;D ;D
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: yakyak on February 25, 2012, 09:06 am
I'm glad I'm able to give people on here a good laugh :) everyone needs one from time to time. I'm like a clown, degrading myself to brighten the days of others.

  No, there's no 'like' to it. However, your sheer abject stupidity has woven a thread that is absurd on so many levels I can only assume that  alwaystrying was right when he wrote:

 
Ive come to the conclusion, your the rain man of trolls. Kudos.

I am still wiping tears from the laughing fit from reading this thread.

Just an aside, speaking from my personal reaction. I detest your avatar photo. I'm not sure I see what point you're trying to make with it, and it makes me dislike you intensely before I even read the inane drivel that constitutes most of your posts. Sorry, I really don't like that image.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 25, 2012, 05:43 pm
I'm glad I'm able to give people on here a good laugh :) everyone needs one from time to time. I'm like a clown, degrading myself to brighten the days of others.

  No, there's no 'like' to it. However, your sheer abject stupidity has woven a thread that is absurd on so many levels I can only assume that  alwaystrying was right when he wrote:

 
Ive come to the conclusion, your the rain man of trolls. Kudos.

I am still wiping tears from the laughing fit from reading this thread.

Just an aside, speaking from my personal reaction. I detest your avatar photo. I'm not sure I see what point you're trying to make with it, and it makes me dislike you intensely before I even read the inane drivel that constitutes most of your posts. Sorry, I really don't like that image.
Let me know if you find a creepier, funnier picture
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: randomovdbuser on February 25, 2012, 07:53 pm
It's all about circumventing first-pass metabolism.
We recently had a girl in the ER that soaked a tampon in pure ethanol and administered it vaginally.
I have never seen a blood-alcohol concentration that high. She survived though.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: johnwholesome on February 26, 2012, 02:32 am
It's all about circumventing first-pass metabolism.
We recently had a girl in the ER that soaked a tampon in pure ethanol and administered it vaginally.
I have never seen a blood-alcohol concentration that high. She survived though.

Seriously? Just when you thought you've seen the most stupid people in the world someone always seems to wanna top that record...
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: Locrian on February 26, 2012, 02:48 am
Ah yeah, that's like the guy who died after his wife gave him an enema with sherry.  Fucking brilliance.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: MailMaxDev on February 26, 2012, 03:50 am
It's all about circumventing first-pass metabolism.
We recently had a girl in the ER that soaked a tampon in pure ethanol and administered it vaginally.
I have never seen a blood-alcohol concentration that high. She survived though.
Kind of reminds me about the vodka through eyes thing.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: ianfleming on February 26, 2012, 04:01 am
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Best job, really, LAWYER.
Pffft, doctor or nurse.

Or undertaker.


People NEVER stop getting hurt (or dying), so you KNOW you'll always have a job.
And medical people make pretty good money too.
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 26, 2012, 07:14 am
I think I'll drive over to hollywood when I turn 18 so I can become a famous comedian. No one will believe me now but just wait and see
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: bx9hy48k on February 26, 2012, 07:43 am
I think I'll drive over to hollywood when I turn 18 so I can become a famous comedian. No one will believe me now but just wait and see

maybe charlie sheen's looking for an apprentice! good luck man lol
Title: Re: "Booty bumping"
Post by: moonbear on February 26, 2012, 06:30 pm
I think I'll drive over to hollywood when I turn 18 so I can become a famous comedian. No one will believe me now but just wait and see

maybe charlie sheen's looking for an apprentice! good luck man lol
I've never done crack/cocaine and never will. Whats the point of feeling great for a little while if it makes you feel like shit later?
Charlie sheen is a dumb-dumb
I really look up to bill hicks and carl sagan, I'd like to be like them but make fun of myself a little more.
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Post by: randomovdbuser on February 26, 2012, 06:45 pm
jerry springer 4eva! *grin*
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Post by: ShieLdz on February 26, 2012, 06:58 pm
I think I'll drive over to hollywood when I turn 18 so I can become a famous comedian. No one will believe me now but just wait and see

Dude DO IT!! idk about your talents or whatever but I hear shit like this all time and people never execute  Just do it it! or at least try ...after all, you only live once   :D
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Post by: moonbear on February 26, 2012, 07:19 pm
I think I'll drive over to hollywood when I turn 18 so I can become a famous comedian. No one will believe me now but just wait and see

Dude DO IT!! idk about your talents or whatever but I hear shit like this all time and people never execute  Just do it it! or at least try ...after all, you only live once   :D
I'm glad you think I should try! Does anyone else here think I am funny enough to make it? I figure if a faggot like justin bieber can become famous, hell, I could too!
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Post by: ginnz on February 26, 2012, 08:03 pm
LOL!!! you SMOKED a BUTTJUICE SOAKED joint!??!? now THATS epic! and soooo gross! i woulda thrown that thing away so quick! i cant even imagine how that musta tasted.... ive heard of "shit weed", but thats taking it to an all new level! :o
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Post by: moonbear on February 26, 2012, 08:09 pm
LOL!!! you SMOKED a BUTTJUICE SOAKED joint!??!? now THATS epic! and soooo gross! i woulda thrown that thing away so quick! i cant even imagine how that musta tasted.... ive heard of "shit weed", but thats taking it to an all new level! :o
It tasted like dead blood cells with a mcdonalds undertone. You can taste how the cow stomach lining smooth muscle tissue compliments the robust flavor of the laboratory-grown fried taters. Quite nice. I once saw a show about people using chinchilla poop to flavor coffee.  Perhaps they should make chinchillas eat weed, poop it out so we can smoke the poop to get high. That would be splendid, wouldn't it?!  :D
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Post by: Horizons on February 26, 2012, 10:22 pm
LOL!!! you SMOKED a BUTTJUICE SOAKED joint!??!? now THATS epic! and soooo gross! i woulda thrown that thing away so quick! i cant even imagine how that musta tasted.... ive heard of "shit weed", but thats taking it to an all new level! :o
It tasted like dead blood cells with a mcdonalds undertone. You can taste how the cow stomach lining smooth muscle tissue compliments the robust flavor of the laboratory-grown fried taters. Quite nice. I once saw a show about people using chinchilla poop to flavor coffee.  Perhaps they should make chinchillas eat weed, poop it out so we can smoke the poop to get high. That would be splendid, wouldn't it?!  :D

There's a species of moose in Canada that eats psychedelic mushrooms and eliminates the psilocin in their urine. The native eskimo shamans are known to collect and drink that urine and trip balls as well.

And I don't know how true this is, but allegedly there were some kids in my grandfather's hometown that would feed magic shrooms to the cattle and smoke the cow dung. I wouldn't do this even if it were true, but it probably isn't. Sounds like the usual "drugs make people go crazy so don't do drugs" bullshit that passes around as urban legends, like "MDMA stays in your spine forever" or "acid melts your brain".
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Post by: ianfleming on February 26, 2012, 11:14 pm
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like "MDMA stays in your spine forever" or "acid melts your brain".
I always heard it as MDMA causes brain damage with overuse and LSD is stored in the fatty tissues and causes flashbacks if you lose weight.
Oh, and PCP makes people throw washing machines at cops.
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Post by: ShieLdz on February 26, 2012, 11:42 pm
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like "MDMA stays in your spine forever" or "acid melts your brain".
I always heard it as MDMA causes brain damage with overuse and LSD is stored in the fatty tissues and causes flashbacks if you lose weight.
Oh, and PCP makes people throw washing machines at cops.

Hahaha I hope you guys are spamming!  I've always heard
"xtc melts the brain" (because of overhearting/hyperthermia) and "burns holes in your brain" with over-use
"LSD is stored in your spinal cord forever" - supposedly the onnly way to test for it is through a spinal tap - and also "makes your spinal fluid run backwards" (as if that makes any sense  :o)

Agreed they're all bullshit...
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Post by: GORDENRAMSEY on February 26, 2012, 11:42 pm
LOL!!! you SMOKED a BUTTJUICE SOAKED joint!??!? now THATS epic! and soooo gross! i woulda thrown that thing away so quick! i cant even imagine how that musta tasted.... ive heard of "shit weed", but thats taking it to an all new level! :o
It tasted like dead blood cells with a mcdonalds undertone. You can taste how the cow stomach lining smooth muscle tissue compliments the robust flavor of the laboratory-grown fried taters. Quite nice. I once saw a show about people using chinchilla poop to flavor coffee.  Perhaps they should make chinchillas eat weed, poop it out so we can smoke the poop to get high. That would be splendid, wouldn't it?!  :D

sOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GIVEN NEW MEANING TO BEING"SHIT FACED"
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Post by: johnwholesome on February 27, 2012, 12:04 am

sOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GIVEN NEW MEANING TO BEING"SHIT FACED"

Lol I kid  you not this kid will jot down all the lines her gets in here, roll over to tinseltown and actually make it big with SR Forum cracks about him....

Admit it moonbear, you're not a kid! You are on the writing staff for Zack Galafianakis lawl
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Post by: ianfleming on February 27, 2012, 12:07 am
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and also "makes your spinal fluid run backwards
:o
ROFL


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sOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GIVEN NEW MEANING TO BEING"SHIT FACED"
Lol, I bet your breath smelled like ass (well, more like ass than after smoking usual herb)
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Post by: bx9hy48k on February 27, 2012, 12:42 am
..... I never knew Carl Sagan was a comedian.. lol

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Post by: moonbear on February 27, 2012, 01:01 am

sOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GIVEN NEW MEANING TO BEING"SHIT FACED"

Lol I kid  you not this kid will jot down all the lines her gets in here, roll over to tinseltown and actually make it big with SR Forum cracks about him....

Admit it moonbear, you're not a kid! You are on the writing staff for Zack Galafianakis lawl
Whos zack galafianaki? sounds japanese
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Post by: ianfleming on February 27, 2012, 01:47 am
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Whos zack galafianaki? sounds japanese
/headdesk
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Post by: rise_against on March 21, 2012, 11:48 pm
i wanna booty bump iCarly. is she legal yet?
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Post by: oldgregg2808 on March 22, 2012, 12:13 am
I think I'll drive over to hollywood when I turn 18 so I can become a famous comedian. No one will believe me now but just wait and see

maybe charlie sheen's looking for an apprentice! good luck man lol
I've never done crack/cocaine and never will. Whats the point of feeling great for a little while if it makes you feel like shit later?
Charlie sheen is a dumb-dumb
I really look up to bill hicks and carl sagan, I'd like to be like them but make fun of myself a little more.
yea cause bill hicks never did cocaine...and carl sagan is an astronomer...

you're like that kid in elementary school who hits himself in the balls just so you can get attention.
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Post by: invisibleman_007 on March 22, 2012, 06:46 am
Moonbear, that won't work!  But if you get a dude to roll his cock around in some coke/meth/heroin/MDMA, and then shove it up your ass, you'll get high as FUCK!

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Between the Op and this post, I laughed so fukin H A R D !!!  omgosh, GREAT story, funny as shit!  It's obvious for shits and giggles and I laughed soooo hard I'm in tears!