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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 08:56 am

Title: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 08:56 am
A hot dog. God damn... I would kill for a hot dog.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 08:57 am
I don't really care what kind either.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 08:59 am
Those dirty water hot dogs that you can buy on every street in New York City, those are good. I like those ones.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:01 am
People in New York aren't too big on a hot dog with ketchup. They're garnishes tend to be based on mustard. There are some vendors that, I swear to god, get a little disgusted when someone orders a hot dog with ketchup.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:03 am
But you know what's really fucking ridiculous? The 50 post rule. Can anyone explain why that rule exists?
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:04 am
Either way, I am still really damn hungry.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:06 am
I'm still think that a hot dog is the way to go. I mean... they are just so motherfucking delicious. Am I right?
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:08 am
I would take the biggest bite out of that fat, meaty hot dog. Put that shit all up in my mouth. All those juices drippin all over my face.... oh man, I'm fucking hungry.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:11 am
You know those shitty little cocktail wieners that you can buy in can? Those are hot dogs. I don't care about what the package says. Those things are fucking hot dogs. I would definitely eat some of those right now.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:13 am
I don't even really like them. They don't taste anything like a real hot dog. They're really more like hot dog pickle, if you think about it.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:17 am
A pickle doesn't sound too bad either, but I'm sticking with a hot dog. Those things are just too damn good.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:18 am
I think it want it flamebroiled. Maybe grilled. If it's a Polish sausage, that fella is definitely going to be grilled. A smaller guy is going in the broiler. For the love of god, why am I doing this to myself.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:20 am
I am so fucking hungry.
WHY DON'T I JUST EAT SOMETHING?

WHYYYYYYY????!?!?!?!
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:22 am
I don't have a hot dog in the fridge, but I've got some ground beef. You know what else is pretty good? Ground beef.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:25 am
I've been doing this for an hour, and I'm only halfway to 50.
For fuck's sake. I only wanted to leave a review of a really nice heroin dealer.
Guess I best get back to not eating a fucking hot dog.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:27 am
No. I change my mind. I'm going take a big 'ol bite out of a turd sandwich.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: Pufffdaddy on May 31, 2013, 09:34 am
SR has a Food category, you can look there for a hot dog listing(s).
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 09:49 am
If I have it sent express it may still be hot when it arrives. Oh man... I just lunched out on some Wheat Thins, but after think about hot dogs again...... Oh man, I still really want one. I'm not even hungry anymore. I really went to town on those fucking Wheat Thins, but still. I'd make room for an overnighted hot dog.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: pietertje on May 31, 2013, 09:52 am
try to reach that 50 mark...
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: Kingkilroy on May 31, 2013, 10:04 am
There are spam posts for this btw. Hot dogs are great straight up and plain, and the 50 post rule is to eliminate the bothersome noobs, children, scammers and other riffraff that arrive here with the intention of only doing stupid annoying wrong things. Get into a legit thread and suddenly you dont have to worry about that post limit. You live in NYC(I presume) and are complaining about getting food? I was under the impression that wouldn't be so hard. Overnight a hot dog... Maybe we can corner the SR food market   ;) jk have fun spamming around ive seen you in every thread im active in ATM
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 10:12 am
Are the SPAM threads the ones that say SPAM in thread title?
Man, have you had that shit? That shit is fucking delicious too. God damn. I mean, really. A spamwich with some sliced yellow onion, Velveeta, mayonnaise, iceberg lettuce, maybe a little mustard.... now that's a culinary masterpiece, right there.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: Block Buster on May 31, 2013, 10:25 am
We could really go for 50 posts right about now :D



-BB
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: YipYaps on May 31, 2013, 10:26 am
Hey Buster, there's a SPAM thread for that.
Title: Re: You know what I could go for?
Post by: Kingkilroy on May 31, 2013, 10:48 am
do i /lol or /facepalm.  :o