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Discussion => Drug safety => Topic started by: abrakadabra on May 02, 2013, 11:30 pm

Title: Anybody need to pass piss test, UT urine analysis ? I passed 3yrs while high
Post by: abrakadabra on May 02, 2013, 11:30 pm
I was on "ARD" which is a probation program with court ordered drug screening for 3 years and I was able to pass every time and I did drugs the same day of the tests.
 I have a bought a sneaky little devise with a fake dick (looks real) which has a special valve and tube system with a heated pack with synthetic clean urine (comes as a powder that you mix with water) and it is covertly strapped under your armpit and its kept at proper temp for testing then tubes run through the thing with a special valve that opens when you lightly squeeze the head, like you would normally while taking a piss, and the thing looks 100% flawless, I passed countless supervised UT's with the thing and the synthetic urine is flawless and always will pass all drug tests and its scientifically same ass clean piss, just a safer not toxic version.
  It is flawless and will not fail or get you busted , seriously. As long as you are not black skin (that would be a give away) it should match any Caucasian, even maybe some llighter skinned non caucasian could fly.
   It includes all the parts and synthetics, detailed instructions and it is perfectly functional and sterynized well after every use.
 I have been off probation for a few years now so its just sitting in the closet and so i figured maybe someone can use it... Plus If I keep it forever, some day someone else will come across it in my closet and be like "WTF is this guy into??"
 If anyone is interested in this thing, Make me an offer! I paid over $500 and it was hard as shit to get because it is not legal and all but I don't need it so MAKE AN OFFER!
  PM or reply with any Q's or PM me to make offers, BTC or maybe trades or whatever.
   If I sell it for BTC, I will donate some to the forum, pay tribute
 Not trying to break any rules here or sell shit without paying, just don't know any other way and would like to pass this thing to someone who needs it.
 
Title: Re: Anybody need to pass piss test, UT urine analysis ? I passed 3yrs while high
Post by: Gusman17 on May 03, 2013, 02:53 am
One can buy one that hasn't been near OP genitals, for way cheaper than what he paid for it:

CLEARNET WARNING:

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whizzinators/the-whizzinator-in-white
Title: Re: Anybody need to pass piss test, UT urine analysis ? I passed 3yrs while high
Post by: abrakadabra on May 03, 2013, 09:32 am
One can buy one that hasn't been near OP genitals, for way cheaper than what he paid for it:

CLEARNET WARNING:

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whizzinators/the-whizzinator-in-white

Yea, good luck with that one! Bought one of those first and you might as well just take you chances pissing yourself, that POS will get you cought without a doubt. It don't look real, really shitty design and valve system but Learn that for yourself like I did but I sent mine back. If you are in a situation where passing the UT without being being detected, the extra money was worth my freedom!!
  It was worn over boxers for me and sanitized as the instructions mandate after each use!!!
Title: Re: Anybody need to pass piss test, UT urine analysis ? I passed 3yrs while high
Post by: DrugBuddy on May 03, 2013, 03:11 pm
I only just added a listing for urine drug test kits on the road tonight (Australians only). These are the same ones workplaces use to test their employees. It has all the anti-cheating features eg pH level, temperature gauge, creatinine and more. Good to get familiar with it all if you want to learn how to beat a drug test. If you don't get the temperature exactly right within 1 degree, and the urine is old or diluted - they can tell.

The best way is simply to get clean for a while in order to take the test. Make excuses as to why you can't take the test immediately (you're sick, your parents died etc etc).

Urine Drug Test : THC, Cocaine, Benzos, Opiates, Amphetamines, Meth Amphetamines
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/e3d53a1a30

Some workplaces are strict about taking drugs for no good reason (eg office work), but others I can see why .. (eg School bus drivers... sorry I wouldn't want any of you guys driving my kids to school!) Although in an ideal world testing would be about immediate intoxication, not mere presence.

I hope this test kit on the road goes some way to minimizing harm and best case scenario - keeping someone get clean enough not to lose their job, and not to endanger others. 

Stay Safe,

Your DrugBuddy.