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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: tinytim on January 26, 2012, 07:41 am

Title: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: tinytim on January 26, 2012, 07:41 am
I am going to do a comparison of coke from many vendors.  My goal is to find out who is the best so that I can buy from just them.

This is going to be an in depth analysis of quality (using several purification and testing methods), cuts, shipping, communication, and cost.

This is costing me a good chunk of change.  I have 9 vendors coke here, at a cost of about $3000 to me so far, $300 in chemicals and $200 in tools (not to mention my time).  After I know what vendors are the best I can make all my purchases from that vendor.

In order to subsidize my cost I am asking the vendors to give me a special deal on all future purchases in trade for inclusion in the review. 

NOTE: I AM NOT SELLING GOOD REVIEWS.   I am going to review honestly and the cards will fall where they may.  But at the end of the day whichever vendor has the best coke is who I'm going to buy from, and I want to maximize my chances of having a good deal with that vendor to offset what this is costing me.

Anyhow, if you're a coke vendor and you want to be included please send me a message.

-tt
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: hoffa on January 26, 2012, 09:39 am
Huh? :o
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: 1as3df4gh on January 26, 2012, 10:03 am
Way to contradict yourself:

"In order to subsidize my cost I am asking the vendors to give me a special deal on all future purchases in trade for inclusion in the review.

NOTE: I AM NOT SELLING GOOD REVIEWS.   I am going to review honestly and the cards will fall where they may.  But at the end of the day whichever vendor has the best coke is who I'm going to buy from, and I want to maximize my chances of having a good deal with that vendor to offset what this is costing me."

So you arent selling good reviews, but in order to be included in the review they need to give you cheap coke forever? Are you kidding??
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: ForeverFamily on January 26, 2012, 10:22 am
I am going to do a comparison of coke from many vendors.  My goal is to find out who is the best so that I can buy from just them.

This is going to be an in depth analysis of quality (using several purification and testing methods), cuts, shipping, communication, and cost.

This is costing me a good chunk of change.  I have 9 vendors coke here, at a cost of about $3000 to me so far, $300 in chemicals and $200 in tools (not to mention my time).  After I know what vendors are the best I can make all my purchases from that vendor.

In order to subsidize my cost I am asking the vendors to give me a special deal on all future purchases in trade for inclusion in the review. 

NOTE: I AM NOT SELLING GOOD REVIEWS.   I am going to review honestly and the cards will fall where they may.  But at the end of the day whichever vendor has the best coke is who I'm going to buy from, and I want to maximize my chances of having a good deal with that vendor to offset what this is costing me.

Anyhow, if you're a coke vendor and you want to be included please send me a message.

-tt

Got any pictures of all of this?  ???

--Foreverfamily
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: 1as3df4gh on January 26, 2012, 10:32 am
Also those are bloody big samples that you are taking if you spent 3k between nine vendors, thats $333 each. Surely you dont need an eighth just to test purity?
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: hoffa on January 26, 2012, 02:31 pm
LOL me thinks someone is full of shite... Good try tho NOT. The smarter thing would have been to sell the "Analysis" (believe me I use that term really loosely) and sell it to potential buyers. And provided you had some credibility (which you DON'T!)  People may consider buying it.....

Hmmmm I tell you what I do the testing for you and give you ny honest opinion. Of course you will need to supply the coke  :D

Sorry shouldnt make fun of you, after all you are a budding entrepreneur. I am just really high and couldnt help myself....

Pease and respect.......
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: cache on January 26, 2012, 02:37 pm

I am going to do a comparison of any drugs from any vendor.  My goal is to find out who is the best so that I can buy from just them.

This is going to be an in depth analysis of quality, cuts, shipping, communication, and cost.

This is costing me a good chunk of change.  I have no drugs here yet but have bought a mass-spectrometer at a cost of £175000 (not to mention my time).  After I know what vendors are the best I can make all my purchases from that vendor.

In order to subsidize my cost I am asking the vendors to give me a special deal on all future purchases in trade for inclusion in the review.

NOTE: I AM NOT SELLING GOOD REVIEWS.   I am going to review honestly and the cards will fall where they may.  But at the end of the day whichever vendor has the best drugs is who I'm going to buy from, and I want to maximize my chances of having a good deal with that vendor to offset what this is costing me.

Anyhow, if you're a drug vendor and you want to be included please send me lots of drugs.
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: hoffa on January 26, 2012, 03:37 pm
don't listen to these fools - i have the most advanced technique in testing drugs - my nose has been replaced by a bloodhounds snout. the procedure cost me half a million quid so you ALL owe me something already.

NOTE: I AM NOT SELLING GOOD REVIEWS. i am giving YOU the opportunity to see YOUR NAME on a webpage with a grade next to it - it doesn't get much better than that!

anyway, vendor or just curious about what you've just bought, send ME all the drugs you have and i'll get a proper write-up done, on company headed paper and everything, which i'll then scan and upload

Biggles could you upload the picture of your new snout please? Providing it looks how I am picturing it, I will buy all the drugs you want and send them direct to you! All I ask in return is a blow job now and then?

And Cache willing to offer the same deal, but you will have to swallow mate!
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: cache on January 26, 2012, 03:40 pm
I'll fucking gargle with it if you by me all the drugs I want!!
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: hoffa on January 26, 2012, 03:47 pm


Biggles could you upload the picture of your new snout please? Providing it looks how I am picturing it, I will buy all the drugs you want and send them direct to you! All I ask in return is a blow job now and then?


what? you don't believe me?? how very dare you! here's my proof - http://www.visualphotos.com/image/2x4514669/man_with_toy_dog_nose_snarling. thats not me though (security issues), i'm much better looking - if you saw me you wouldn't even need a blow job, you'd just cum in your pants

You idiot! Ahahahaha
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: tordemon on January 26, 2012, 10:16 pm

You idiot! Ahahahaha

i prefer the term 'professional thread hijacker'    8)
I was just going to say, this thread went so much better than expected.
Title: Re: Cocaine vendor comparison
Post by: onestopshop on January 26, 2012, 10:34 pm
This thread is confusing as fuck.

So the guy dropped $3k on coke on 9 vendors.
Then he says at the end of the day whichever vendor has the best coke is who he's going to buy from.

Then he's asking ALL the vendors for a special deal on ALL trade for inclusion in the review....but I thought your only going to buy from the guy with the best coke?

and surely the guy with the best review will give you a discount for buying in bulk ANYWAY therefore already offsetting the cost on your initial purchase?

I smell something fishy...and I'm not talking about the contents of my fridge.