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Title: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: fumanchu on August 19, 2013, 09:35 pm
Hey guys,

Heres my sitch:

I just went through a lengthy (and pricy) process of acquiring BTC, and unfortunately I undershot the amount just slightly... I'm trying to order 7g of hash, and I'm literally about 25 cents short... I'm kicking myself for trying to be cheap/conservative and not putting another dollar down.

If anybody has got some extra change leftover in their account that you're not planning to spend anytime soon, can somebody help me out with about 25 cents worth of BTC? I'd greatly appreciate it.

My name on SR is: chutney1

Thanks for your time guys
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: eddiethegun on August 19, 2013, 09:39 pm
Try an item $0.25 cheaper and stop asking for charity.
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: sellitall99 on August 19, 2013, 09:45 pm
Tell me a funny joke, nothings free in this world. Nothing found online, ps, im not stoned so make it good.
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: Pwnedurmoma1 on August 19, 2013, 09:54 pm
Tell me a funny joke, nothings free in this world. Nothing found online, ps, im not stoned so make it good.

Ill tell you an amazing joke for free btc, even a tiny ass amount just cause i love btc and funny stories:


There was this guy. He often went away on trips, far from home, Long trips. While this man was away on his trips, his wife would get very very dissatisfied. Thus, she cheated on him, but when he came back, she felt guilty, so she always told him. Well, after a while, the man got very frustrated with his wife's adultry, so he went to an adult toy shop. He looked around, but saw nothing special.

The man knew he needed something special, so he decided to tell the salesclerk. "I need something really amazing for my wife. All I see here are normal toys."

"Well, there is the voodoo dick, but I don't want to sell you THAT." replied the clerk.

"Let me see it anyway!" Answered the man.

The salesclerk took him into a room and pulled out a box. He opened the box, and inside was something that looked like a normal toy.

"That's not special!" cried the man.

"Ah, but look. Voodoo dick, THE DOOR." The dick in the box got up and began to hump the door.

"I'll take that, but how do you get it to stop?"

The salesclerk sold him the voodoo dick, then, said simply "Voodoo dick? The box."

So the man took voodoo dick back home to his wife and showed her how to get it to hump something. Then, he left for a trip.

The wife waited and waited and waited, but she couldn't stand her urges. She took out the voodoo dick and said "voodoo dick? My-" well, we know what she said. So, it was the best she had ever known, and she kept at it for about 3 hours. Then, she wanted it out. She pulled and pulled, but in vain, for her husband had forgotten to tell her about the little box trick. Finally, she decided to go to the hospital to get it out. She drove kind of wacky, well, because there was something in her. Finally, a police man pulled her over for her driving.

"But..." She told the police man of the voodoo dick, to get out of the ticket.

He laughed at her foolish story. "Voodoo dick my ass!" he cried.



i hope it made you laugh
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: fumanchu on August 19, 2013, 09:54 pm
Just asking the folks who might happen to have cents left over in their account from a previous order that they're not really planning on spending, thats all.

I've helped out people on the form twice before in similar situations (granted, one time it was only for like $2.10 and the other time was a dollar something), I'm happy to help people out with pocket change that'd be more of a pain in the ass to exchange back into USD than it would be to put a smile on someones face and help them out with some small change so they can get their order through successfully.

Lots of people do it on here, in the 2+ years I've been here, I've seen a lot of awesome community people helping out others who miscalculated/underestimated the fees they'd have to pay for BTC, and consequently ended up a buck or two short and can't get their order placed.

If it's not your thing, thanks anyways.
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: fumanchu on August 19, 2013, 10:00 pm
Tell me a funny joke, nothings free in this world. Nothing found online, ps, im not stoned so make it good.

Any style or topic in particular you prefer?

I suck at jokes but I'll give it a shot haha.
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: sellitall99 on August 19, 2013, 10:01 pm
Tell me a funny joke, nothings free in this world. Nothing found online, ps, im not stoned so make it good.

Ill tell you an amazing joke for free btc, even a tiny ass amount just cause i love btc and funny stories:


There was this guy. He often went away on trips, far from home, Long trips. While this man was away on his trips, his wife would get very very dissatisfied. Thus, she cheated on him, but when he came back, she felt guilty, so she always told him. Well, after a while, the man got very frustrated with his wife's adultry, so he went to an adult toy shop. He looked around, but saw nothing special.

The man knew he needed something special, so he decided to tell the salesclerk. "I need something really amazing for my wife. All I see here are normal toys."

"Well, there is the voodoo dick, but I don't want to sell you THAT." replied the clerk.

"Let me see it anyway!" Answered the man.

The salesclerk took him into a room and pulled out a box. He opened the box, and inside was something that looked like a normal toy.

"That's not special!" cried the man.

"Ah, but look. Voodoo dick, THE DOOR." The dick in the box got up and began to hump the door.

"I'll take that, but how do you get it to stop?"

The salesclerk sold him the voodoo dick, then, said simply "Voodoo dick? The box."

So the man took voodoo dick back home to his wife and showed her how to get it to hump something. Then, he left for a trip.

The wife waited and waited and waited, but she couldn't stand her urges. She took out the voodoo dick and said "voodoo dick? My-" well, we know what she said. So, it was the best she had ever known, and she kept at it for about 3 hours. Then, she wanted it out. She pulled and pulled, but in vain, for her husband had forgotten to tell her about the little box trick. Finally, she decided to go to the hospital to get it out. She drove kind of wacky, well, because there was something in her. Finally, a police man pulled her over for her driving.

"But..." She told the police man of the voodoo dick, to get out of the ticket.

He laughed at her foolish story. "Voodoo dick my ass!" he cried.



i hope it made you laugh

haah ok it was good, although you wernt the one to ask for the 25cents il give you an option.

You did a good deed and made me laugh so il give you 25cents, will you pass on the good deed to this man asking for 25cents? firm believer in karma
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: fumanchu on August 19, 2013, 10:05 pm
Tell me a funny joke, nothings free in this world. Nothing found online, ps, im not stoned so make it good.

Ill tell you an amazing joke for free btc, even a tiny ass amount just cause i love btc and funny stories:


There was this guy. He often went away on trips, far from home, Long trips. While this man was away on his trips, his wife would get very very dissatisfied. Thus, she cheated on him, but when he came back, she felt guilty, so she always told him. Well, after a while, the man got very frustrated with his wife's adultry, so he went to an adult toy shop. He looked around, but saw nothing special.

The man knew he needed something special, so he decided to tell the salesclerk. "I need something really amazing for my wife. All I see here are normal toys."

"Well, there is the voodoo dick, but I don't want to sell you THAT." replied the clerk.

"Let me see it anyway!" Answered the man.

The salesclerk took him into a room and pulled out a box. He opened the box, and inside was something that looked like a normal toy.

"That's not special!" cried the man.

"Ah, but look. Voodoo dick, THE DOOR." The dick in the box got up and began to hump the door.

"I'll take that, but how do you get it to stop?"

The salesclerk sold him the voodoo dick, then, said simply "Voodoo dick? The box."

So the man took voodoo dick back home to his wife and showed her how to get it to hump something. Then, he left for a trip.

The wife waited and waited and waited, but she couldn't stand her urges. She took out the voodoo dick and said "voodoo dick? My-" well, we know what she said. So, it was the best she had ever known, and she kept at it for about 3 hours. Then, she wanted it out. She pulled and pulled, but in vain, for her husband had forgotten to tell her about the little box trick. Finally, she decided to go to the hospital to get it out. She drove kind of wacky, well, because there was something in her. Finally, a police man pulled her over for her driving.

"But..." She told the police man of the voodoo dick, to get out of the ticket.

He laughed at her foolish story. "Voodoo dick my ass!" he cried.



i hope it made you laugh

haah ok it was good, although you wernt the one to ask for the 25cents il give you an option.

You did a good deed and made me laugh so il give you 25cents, will you pass on the good deed to this man asking for 25cents? firm believer in karma

 :)

Thanks for the indirect (potential) support brother!
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: sellitall99 on August 19, 2013, 10:06 pm
How much you need and whats your btc address?
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: fumanchu on August 19, 2013, 10:30 pm
How much you need and whats your btc address?

Somebody already sent me a quarter, was  it you?

I appreciate that brother, happy to repay the favor anytime (I usually always have a couple bucks kicking around in my account after ordering, because I always try to overestimate the cost of the exchange service fees and whatnot) so if you're ever in a similar bind, shoot me a message and I'm happy to help!

I know its a trivial amount of money, but it genuinely means a lot to me. Thanks again brother!
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: sellitall99 on August 19, 2013, 10:49 pm
Wasnt me, enjoy the hash. Some fucker got my good karma.
Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: fumanchu on August 19, 2013, 11:02 pm
Wasnt me, enjoy the hash. Some fucker got my good karma.

Haha, yeah I just figured out who it was.

It was somebody who doesn't even have a forum account yet, so he sent me a PM on SR saying he say my post and sent me the quarter. Very cool cat, thanks again if you're still reading this thread!

And thanks again to you as well, sellitall99. I have a feeling you were ready to help me out and probably would have done so had this other guy not came through on it... so thanks man, appreciate that.

I will certainly enjoy the hash... NorCalKindess has some of the best on the road!

Title: Re: I'm .25 cents short for my order, can anybody help?
Post by: Pwnedurmoma1 on August 21, 2013, 09:20 pm
whoever sent OP the poster thanks, even though this is a network of drug pushers and users, its like a big happy family