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Discussion => Security => Topic started by: hoffa on April 26, 2012, 12:47 am

Title: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: hoffa on April 26, 2012, 12:47 am
Some pretty good Intel for all to Enjoy!

Homeland Security
United States Coast Guard

U.S. Coast Guard
Postal Man
 
Don't ask me how I got it just take in the information ;D

Cheers

Hoffa
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: Horizons on April 26, 2012, 12:54 am
Umm... where?
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: brutusk on April 26, 2012, 01:35 am
Umm... where?

I would like to read this, too. Sounds interesting
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: hoffa on April 26, 2012, 08:51 am
Fuck! Cannot upload this PDF for some reason. I need help cunts!!!!
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: SuperDerp on April 27, 2012, 09:16 am
Upload it through Tor to mediafire, or better yet use a tor one click file service
http://7jguhsfwruviatqe.onion/index.php/Main_Page  <--- hidden wiki, find a file hosting service
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: SuperDerp on April 28, 2012, 04:23 am
Did you ever upload it??? we wantz
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: JimPooley on April 28, 2012, 11:03 am
I could go to town here about how Hoff is totally fucking inept, useless at everything including hitting the water when shitting, completely computer illeterate and it's a genuine surprise that idiot fuck monkeys like him can pronounce pdf, let alone upload them onto his magic picture word box, HOWEVER... I won't!

I'll wait for him to prove himself!   ***cough***   ***BULLSHIT***  ***cough***
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: Limetless on April 30, 2012, 07:56 am
Hahaha this thread is jokes.
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: Christopher Moltisanti on April 30, 2012, 07:15 pm
fail
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: killerbunnies on May 01, 2012, 02:21 am
Hoffa you fail. Kill yourself.
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: JimPooley on May 01, 2012, 02:52 am
Hoffa you fail. Kill yourself.

Gee that's a bit rude... As much as we'd all love it if Hoffa fell backwards into a jet turbine, surely this is a sentiment kept to yourself?

We should be encouraging Hoff! The last ten years of autophagia has left him totally fingerless, he now types with his toes! Couple that with the sadomasochism and premature ejaculation, it truly is a wonder he even found the internet, let alone the darkweb and SR!

It's ok Hoffa... I'm on your side mate... FUCK THE HATERS!!!
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: sbkw83 on May 01, 2012, 03:14 pm
I wanna read the section as to why I wasn't allowed to bring a banana through customs.
Title: Re: Border Protection Employee Handbook
Post by: Limetless on May 01, 2012, 03:23 pm
I wanna read the section as to why I wasn't allowed to bring a banana through customs.

COZ YO NANA HAD HALF A KEY OF AFGHAN NO* 4 IN HIS GUT MUTHA FUCKA! AN ANOTHER 100 MOTHA FUCKIN GS UP HIS ASSSSSSSS! THEN IN HIS SUITCASE NANA HAD 2 KEYS OF BLOW, HALF A MILL IN DIRTY DOUGH AND A MOOOOOTHA FUCKKKIIIIN THAI HOOKER....AND SHE WAS FUCKIN UNDERAGE!

Nah...was probably just the seeds or potential plant diseases. Some countries are funny about that shit.