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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: GayBruceCampbell on July 04, 2013, 10:39 pm
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So I've just bought some Lsd from a reputable vendor, and now I can't feel my neck, and my cock has shrunk.
shalll I fone an ambulance
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You literally have no life.
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I'm sorry. Can you help my cock problem or not?
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Is there anyone who can help, apart from this stalker \I seem to have caught like a dose of sypillis.
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Dude,
you're probably just tripping... and that does do some strange things with you sometimes...
I'd advise you to enjoy the ride with Lucy and don't worry about your cock...
at least not for the coming 48h.
Just go with the flow and fly away in the universe! :D
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Wow I fell better guys cheers, I can see kind of weird lights and when I stare at things for a while its strange...I love it...I love you all. bless SR
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You're not playing with the little monkey enough. When the monkey's bad, and they usually are, spank it. And spank it when it's not bad, just for good measure.
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Give Dr Phil a call. Maybe he can walk you through this embarrassing situation and you can discuss with him ways to pump some air into your dick to compensate for the shrinking turtle!! ??? ??? ??? ???
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I mean.. Sriously.. Those people exist oO
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Awwww dude, that sucks! I heard, not sure if it's true, that if you smack it a bit it will grow for you. Sometimes it EVEN gets hard... I know that sounds CRAZY! Just try it out, can't hurt...
Ha ha ha ha ha... wtf!!
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Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
George Costanza: I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
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That happened to me once
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Whatever you got is eitcher some RC, or pretty awesome and your tripping sir :o I've never had any dick shrinkage due to any kind of tripping though.
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Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
George Costanza: I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
The Hamptons! :) :) God I love that show. ;)
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Cath and Amphs will make your dick shrink, temporarily.
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Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
George Costanza: I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
Nice recall!!! Hilarious!!
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This bastard Northernstar made a troll account to fuck with me and this is not a serious topic. Please note my username and the username of the OP.
Thank you.
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This bastard Northernstar made a troll account to fuck with me and this is not a serious topic. Please note my username and the username of the OP.
Thank you.
I (don't know about anyone else) get it. As far as I'm concerned who ever this person is... is a moron!... clearly, if you are going to take the time to do stupid shit like this you REALLY are a jackass! I think all the posts are just making a mockery of this thread... This guy has waaaaaaay too much time on his hands! No worries to the REAL BC!!!
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this is all Rick Moranis' fault