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Title: I am the ideal man
Post by: joywind on June 30, 2013, 09:24 pm
I am 6'5" bodybuilder, I make 6 figures and have a dick as long as your forearm and as thick as your wrist, I have a face like a hollywood leading man, and I dress like a CEO. women admire my disheavled hair, buttercup lips, prominent chin, jaw, and cheekbones. My future wife will only give me sons, because women secretly envy their daughters and do everything to sabotage them; they fear having a daughter.

women are disgusting sluts. women dont deserve a muscular lover - just a punch to the face

i am a neo-orthodox traditionalist with a straight razor and a 650 pound deadlift.

my diet: 8 protein shakes, two cans of chunk white tuna, one avocado, 8 oz sirlion
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: FollowIcculus on June 30, 2013, 09:39 pm
I am 6'5" bodybuilder, I make 6 figures and have a dick as long as your forearm and as thick as your wrist, I have a face like a hollywood leading man, and I dress like a CEO. women admire my disheavled hair, buttercup lips, prominent chin, jaw, and cheekbones. My future wife will only give me sons, because women secretly envy their daughters and do everything to sabotage them; they fear having a daughter.

women are disgusting sluts. women dont deserve a muscular lover - just a punch to the face

i am a neo-orthodox traditionalist with a straight razor and a 650 pound deadlift.

my diet: 8 protein shakes, two cans of chunk white tuna, one avocado, 8 oz sirlion
Translation:

I am a 5'7" and slightly overweight.  I work at the local McDonalds because my mom just started charging me rent.  I have acne, pale skin from never leaving my parents basement and am a virgin.  My face shape resembles that of a pumpkin.  My future wife will abuse me physically but I will be too scared to do anything about it.

Woman are disgusting sluts.  At least that's what my mom says.  She tells me they will only cause you pain and she is the only woman I'll ever need.

my diet: 2 McDoubles, a McChicken and whatever mom cooks for supper.
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 30, 2013, 11:07 pm
Alternate translation:

I'm 30 years old, and have exceptionally bad skin and the demeanor and mustache of a child molester. I'm not permitted around children after I was caught rubbing up against them in Wal-Mart. I have rape fantasies involving the sick, young, weak, and elderly. I'd like to have analingus with my uncle again. His salty butthole reminded me of my Dad's. I have a micropenis and have had sex with dead bodies. Under my flowerbed you will find the bones of two dogs and a retarded person I kidnapped from a bus station and chained up in my basement for a decade and raped made him have tea parties with me while wearing pretty, pretty dresses that belonged to my Mom. That lampshade? She should have been honest with me. I loved her so much. Now she's mine forever. THE STUPID... FUCKING WHORE!
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: microdotter on June 30, 2013, 11:14 pm
Jouwind is **posting the best posts** on SR , one day i will put them all together into a book!

sure hes trolling sometimes,  and you can disagree with some of hes suppose views (which i guess are not real but just for the posting)

But we have to give it to him, you still have to be smart and pretty insightful to come up with all these topics, on the other hand - the following discussion is Unnecessary. and i assume its mostly for hes amusement.

This topic is a good laugh i can understand where this humor is coming from and how its giving HIM a good laugh to see the reactions.

anyway continue and don't mind me, just felt the urge to say that. will keep following quietly :)
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: FollowIcculus on June 30, 2013, 11:26 pm
Jouwind is **posting the best posts** on SR , one day i will put them all together into a book!

sure hes trolling sometimes,  and you can disagree with some of hes suppose views (which i guess are not real but just for the posting)

But we have to give it to him, you still have to be smart and pretty insightful to come up with all these topics, on the other hand - the following discussion is Unnecessary. and i assume its mostly for hes amusement.

This topic is a good laugh i can understand where this humor is coming from and how its giving HIM a good laugh to see the reactions.

anyway continue and don't mind me, just felt the urge to say that. will keep following quietly :)
Well sure I have been having fun with his threads all day.  I'm glad he posts even if he does have opinions that I don't agree with.  Even if its just a troll persona, he's been mildly entertaining.  I was just making a little joke.  The next guy took it to a whole 'nother level but again our responses are all in good fun, just like his silly threads. Now go get a room so we don't all have to watch you kiss his ass ;)

Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: microdotter on June 30, 2013, 11:31 pm
Mate my comment was not about telling you that you did something wrong, it was not directed at anyone who replayed in this post or any other post,  just my feelings in general regarding Joywind posts,  not even related to this thread - i could posted that in any of hes other threads :)   its to "whom it may concern" (probably no one)

Anyway Carry on,  its all been amusing :)

Peace and love & like you suggested,  i Herby sending hes ass a kiss for making me laugh so many times!  ;D

im a safe and married hetro, this does no scare me LOL (and im high as fuck)
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 30, 2013, 11:35 pm
Fuck Joywind.

 8)
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: snark on June 30, 2013, 11:41 pm
I love this place.
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: microdotter on June 30, 2013, 11:42 pm
^^^^ This

Fuck Joywind.

 8)

Ahh you know this place wasn't the same without people like him or mtljohn,  phoboss and some others LOL  ;)
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 30, 2013, 11:44 pm
^^^^ This

Fuck Joywind.

 8)

Ahh you know this place wasn't the same without people like him or mtljohn,  phoboss and some others LOL  ;)

I think they should all be drug behind the chemical sheds and shot to prevent them from using up anymore resources that could go toward other human beings, or to prevent them from breeding.
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: microdotter on June 30, 2013, 11:50 pm
^^^^ This

Fuck Joywind.

 8)

Ahh you know this place wasn't the same without people like him or mtljohn,  phoboss and some others LOL  ;)

I think they should all be drug behind the chemical sheds and shot to prevent them from using up anymore resources that could go toward other human beings, or to prevent them from breeding.

What your talking about? this is free amusment when we are high :)
even for you -might be as a punching bag, but still amusment....

during my last meph binge a few days ago, this guy who made the threads on you was the tem clown, nobody takes that kind of shit seriously,

but regarding resources you are Right - thats why i would never feed them, just laugh from the side, today im too high to ignore...

Anyway ignore my bullshit, im writing these stuff cause too much meph made me retard i think. carry on with business

+1 to everyone in this thread
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: FollowIcculus on June 30, 2013, 11:56 pm
Mate my comment was not about telling you that you did something wrong, it was not directed at anyone who replayed in this post or any other post,  just my feelings in general regarding Joywind posts,  not even related to this thread - i could posted that in any of hes other threads :)   its to "whom it may concern" (probably no one)

Anyway Carry on,  its all been amusing :)

Peace and love & like you suggested,  i Herby sending hes ass a kiss for making me laugh so many times!  ;D

im a safe and married hetro, this does no scare me LOL (and im high as fuck)
If you're a hetero then why are you calling me your mate? Faggot. ;)

I ate an addy before work today and am posting just to post.  I wasn't taking offense just trying to keep the fun goin.

I think they should all be drug behind the chemical sheds and shot to prevent them from using up anymore resources that could go toward other human beings, or to prevent them from breeding.
Butthurt much?
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 30, 2013, 11:56 pm
"Im writing these stuff cause too much meph made me retard i think. carry on with business."

  :o
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: microdotter on July 01, 2013, 12:02 am
Mate my comment was not about telling you that you did something wrong, it was not directed at anyone who replayed in this post or any other post,  just my feelings in general regarding Joywind posts,  not even related to this thread - i could posted that in any of hes other threads :)   its to "whom it may concern" (probably no one)

Anyway Carry on,  its all been amusing :)

Peace and love & like you suggested,  i Herby sending hes ass a kiss for making me laugh so many times!  ;D

im a safe and married hetro, this does no scare me LOL (and im high as fuck)
If you're a hetero then why are you calling me your mate? Faggot. ;)

I ate an addy before work today and am posting just to post.  I wasn't taking offense just trying to keep the fun goin.

I think they should all be drug behind the chemical sheds and shot to prevent them from using up anymore resources that could go toward other human beings, or to prevent them from breeding.
Butthurt much?

Bless all the people who keep the fun going :)  dont mind me. and love stims.

"Im writing these stuff cause too much meph made me retard i think. carry on with business."

  :o

Im being honest so,
Yeah exactly how i feel LOL  :)  cause i want to wake up early tomorrow, im snorting all the meph i have left, usually amount that will last me for 2.5 day binge,  now in few hours. fun fun fun.  did you think i sober person could have write these compliments praising joywind? (and i stand behind every word!)
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: FollowIcculus on July 01, 2013, 12:21 am
How the fuck can you guys do that mephedrone shit?  I mean I'm not judging or anything I just mean like that shit made me crazy.  The first bump was fun but by12hrs into my little binge I might as well have been donning a tinfoil hat.  I thought people were watching me through my windows and shit.  I'm no stranger to stims and of course staying up on anything too long will make a guy act crazy but that shit sure did fuck with my head.
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: microdotter on July 01, 2013, 12:34 am
its not the experience you have with stims of course, you know, everyone reacts different bla bla....  :)   i have been doing synthetic cathinones over 10 years now (on and off of course - until i found SR last year than its FULL ON) with no problems at all, barley even comedown from days of binging, we have been very good to each other. surely not psychotic or anything ever.

but let me snort few grams of good coke and on the comedown i wish i would die, no to mention that get mad paranoia. (not that it stopps me from doing that from time to time)
same for me on weed, makes me feel like i got schizophrenia.

but meph (or cathinones if to be more accurate) is the best high for me at least - a high with the qualities of all stimes coke,MDMA and speed all mixed and balanced togather,
just need to be moderate (something i never am) since its shitty chemical that is more addictive than anything else and i have no idea if the long term effects will make me grow another head or something cause its not around long enough  LOL 

You know how drugs... works different for different people,  obviously people who reacts badly to a drug should not use it,  but as you probably aware its not the case for everyone as there are quite alot of meph trade going around :)
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: snark on July 01, 2013, 12:52 am
Mate my comment was not about telling you that you did something wrong, it was not directed at anyone who replayed in this post or any other post,  just my feelings in general regarding Joywind posts,  not even related to this thread - i could posted that in any of hes other threads :)   its to "whom it may concern" (probably no one)

Anyway Carry on,  its all been amusing :)

Peace and love & like you suggested,  i Herby sending hes ass a kiss for making me laugh so many times!  ;D

im a safe and married hetro, this does no scare me LOL (and im high as fuck)
If you're a hetero then why are you calling me your mate? Faggot. ;)

I ate an addy before work today and am posting just to post.  I wasn't taking offense just trying to keep the fun goin.

I think they should all be drug behind the chemical sheds and shot to prevent them from using up anymore resources that could go toward other human beings, or to prevent them from breeding.
Butthurt much?

Bless all the people who keep the fun going :)  dont mind me. and love stims.

"Im writing these stuff cause too much meph made me retard i think. carry on with business."

  :o

Im being honest so,
Yeah exactly how i feel LOL  :)  cause i want to wake up early tomorrow, im snorting all the meph i have left, usually amount that will last me for 2.5 day binge,  now in few hours. fun fun fun.  did you think i sober person could have write these compliments praising joywind? (and i stand behind every word!)

I really don't want to sound like your mom or anything, but take a break after that and be good to your body, okay? You will thank me the next time you get high :)
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: FollowIcculus on July 01, 2013, 01:01 am
its not the experience you have with stims of course, you know, everyone reacts different bla bla....  :)   i have been doing synthetic cathinones over 10 years now (on and off of course - until i found SR last year than its FULL ON) with no problems at all, barley even comedown from days of binging, we have been very good to each other. surely not psychotic or anything ever.

but let me snort few grams of good coke and on the comedown i wish i would die, no to mention that get mad paranoia. (not that it stopps me from doing that from time to time)
same for me on weed, makes me feel like i got schizophrenia.

but meph (or cathinones if to be more accurate) is the best high for me at least - a high with the qualities of all stimes coke,MDMA and speed all mixed and balanced togather,
just need to be moderate (something i never am) since its shitty chemical that is more addictive than anything else and i have no idea if the long term effects will make me grow another head or something cause its not around long enough  LOL 

You know how drugs... works different for different people,  obviously people who reacts badly to a drug should not use it,  but as you probably aware its not the case for everyone as there are quite alot of meph trade going around :)
I might be willing to give it another try because as you stated there are obviously plenty of people who dig the stuff.  Like, I'd give it another go if a buddy pulled out a bag or something but I sure as shit ain't gonna fork over the funds or take the albeit small, but still present risk of ordering any off the road when I might end up just flushing it.
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: microdotter on July 01, 2013, 01:13 am
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I really don't want to sound like your mom or anything, but take a break after that and be good to your body, okay? You will thank me the next time you get high

You are right, this why im finishing what i have, im always doing a few binges than 10 to 21 days off before the next one :). Depends also if any event etc... see the meph threads, my nasty habits been discussed there quite a bit

@followicculus -  thats the reasonable thing to do of course, i would have done the same if i wanted to give some drug a second chance, its obvious with any drug that some wil love it and some will hate it or have better or worse reactions to it,  like with K,pcp , psychedelics or many RC's ,  so it not a big deal to have some drug you don't get along with and write it off, I try new stuff all the time, and less than a handful of drug were ones i bothered to try again, not to mention use on a regular basis... Last week was pentedrone.

Anyway finsihed my meph and now a break, lets see when i will fall asleep... LOL
Title: Re: I am the ideal man
Post by: FollowIcculus on July 01, 2013, 01:39 am
Funny I actually tried something an acquaintance told me was pentadrone the other night.  I don't think I really did very much and I was already drunk and barred out of my gourd so I didn't really even notice anything.  A couple hours later I had already forgotten that I had even done anything like that and was sleeping like a baby.