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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: RetinaBlast on March 21, 2013, 03:09 am
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Ok guys, raising some coin so I dropped the prices for lets see:
Clones, Ativan, Roxi, Diluadids, FE special on bud and regular bud orders. If anyone
wants a deal on indoor blueberry or other bulk deals PM and lets get this party rollin
so everyone can get hiiiiigh!!
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Damn, knew it was American! Damn, I mean we ruled that nation, and here we are now wishing we has some good deals like that here!
y great great great great grandaddy was raped by cowboys - he was camping out and shared some whiskey with Billy the Kid. Well, American history does not quite recall my poor grandaddy walking for 70 miles with an ass so sore he stood up for several weeks, even sleeping!
My forefather was thinking 'hey Billy is a cool guy, but Billy drank water and got his victims drunk. You can picture him now going 'yee haw' and 'yippy I kay' as he committed these crimes. No lube back then, spit and polish - maybe some lard.
I would love to get a plaque put up near the creek this happened. It would say 'God bless the poor Englishman who was so cruelly banged up the ass by Billy the Kid', but I know people will say its indecent, but not as indecent as my poor long lost distant relative being done by some guy who has likely never washed. My broken hearted relative had to say he was 'saddle sore' for the rest of his life - we think that other famous American folk heroes were also involved.
In fact, I should be compensated for the pain and anguish this causes me. I can almost feel that pain - well, I got an uncomfortable sofa, not quite the same as being banged by the Billy the Kid and other American cowboy types.
Guess it gets real lonely out there in the USA.
Guess that maybe, its tradition in some areas to bro rape some Englishman in honour of American values and decency.
Well this is one Englishman who says NO - my ass is not some kind of USA owned thing, its my ass and if anyone here think they can can do me and sing the American national anthem they got another thing coming!
Its an outrage I tell you!
People worship a sicko and forget about my forefather going through the horror and pain!
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Well, raped in the ass he may have been. UK still runs the world cause it decides the prices for shit everywhere :P