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Title: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: Batmans on June 03, 2012, 03:03 am
I had an interesting evening. After a long day of work (video games and bong rips), this chick I know texts me saying she got kicked out of this party and can't drive home. She was loaded on xanax and booze. So, dark knight that I am, I set out on the mean streets of [REDACTED] at 2am to entertain my friend.

I'd had my fair share of xannies by that point.

I get there like an hour later and shes just chillin in her car, jamming tunes and blowing a blunt, drinkin a coldbeers. Now, I come from a humble background. No Wayne Enterprises unfortunately, though SR has begun to be kind to me. She's rich, so the car is fantastic. I climb in and she hands me a beer and a xanax and just bullshited for like 2 or 3 hours. She doesn't like dudes, so no dice there. It was still good times though.

I roll out about 4 or 5am, slighty intoxicated but still got a grip. On my way home, at a stop light or something, I see this pretty well dress dude hangin out looking at me. My first instinct? "You holdin", lol. I still had a decent drive ahead of me, like 30 minutes, so I was thinking about some yummy coke to get right. Alas, I only had $15 on me.

I don't go to the ATM after drinking/xanax at 5 am for anything but ransom money.

So he's says he's got some crack for cheap. I've tried it once, ages ago when it was big, but I was like FUGGIT!
So I scored and make it home with no arrests. I must have looked like the monkey from 2012 space odyssey trying to figure out how to smoke this fucking thing. The interwebs is def going to save our species, but it doesn't know shit about DIY crack pipes. I know the straight/choreboy deal, but they don't sell straights in my part of town.

Who the fuck has choreboy around house? Oh yeah, ppl that clean, that explains its absence at my abode.

Anyway, rigged up an appropriate device and gave it a spin. The taste is pretty interesting, and it must not have been too bad a product as I didn't find myself wanting to prostitute myself at anytime for more and I caught a mean buzz for the small amount I had. There is something to be said about the all to allusive "everything is right in the world" feeling.

Two coldbeers and a joint later I was out like the dead.

My Friday night.
Yours?

Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: t0masz on June 03, 2012, 03:28 am
Are you a grown crack baby born in the 80's?
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: Batmans on June 03, 2012, 03:40 am
Obviously
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: Batmans on June 03, 2012, 03:45 am
What'd you do last night? ;D
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: trollsquad on June 03, 2012, 04:21 am
 What da fuq? why would you brothernwith street drugs when you got SR lol.
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: t0masz on June 03, 2012, 04:30 am
I drank a few beers, took a few light codeine pills

I had a fight with my bi-atch

So i stormed up-stairs REAL QUICK! and played Age of EMPIRES TWO!!

I had a few more beers!

Then i went to bed and slept next to that BI-ATCH
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: Caparino on June 03, 2012, 06:17 am
I drank a few beers, took a few light codeine pills

I had a fight with my bi-atch

So i stormed up-stairs REAL QUICK! and played Age of EMPIRES TWO!!

I had a few more beers!

Then i went to bed and slept next to that BI-ATCH

DUDE AGE OF EMPIRES 2 WAS THE SHIT! I miss the online play, persian elephant rush for life!
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: Limetless on June 03, 2012, 06:20 am
MDMA, K, Bing, Vodka. ;)
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: trollsquad on June 03, 2012, 06:24 am
haha limi. is mixing vodka safe with that combo? sounds pretty damn crazy....


I'm sipping on some whiskey tonight not the cheap shit either lol.
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: Limetless on June 03, 2012, 06:47 am
haha limi. is mixing vodka safe with that combo? sounds pretty damn crazy....


I'm sipping on some whiskey tonight not the cheap shit either lol.


Haha do it like a boss bruv. I'm still flying from last night's cocktail to be honest. Absolutely shit-fucked lol.

And vodka with the other two are ok, vodka and K isn't a clever idea though, but then I just turn into a monster when I'm out.
Title: oRe: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: trollsquad on June 03, 2012, 07:21 am
I could imagine you being on a episode  of intervention . I would instead of thinking that guy is a fuck up. I would probably start golf clapping and be like that mother knows how to party. ;D
Title: Re: oRe: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: Limetless on June 03, 2012, 07:33 am
I could imagine you being on a episode  of intervention . I would instead of thinking that guy is a fuck up. I would probably start golf clapping and be like that mother knows how to party. ;D

LOL smooth. :P
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: Batmans on June 03, 2012, 05:59 pm
MDMA, K, Bing, Vodka. ;)

Fuck yeah. I'm partial to psychedelics personally. Not a huge fan of stims, but I am known to be slightly impulsive. 5 grams of shrooms is more interesting at this point than worrying about a coronary. I'll lucky I didn't get stabbed in fucking face, all things considered.

I'm a fan of Age of Empire. I played 3 a fair amount, but I didn't go in for the micro-transactions. I've been hammering WoW and Starcraft as of late.
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: nameless2 on June 03, 2012, 07:59 pm

The taste is pretty interesting, and it must not have been too bad a product as I didn't find myself wanting to prostitute myself at anytime for more and I caught a mean buzz for the small amount I had.

I think, you got bad stuff then  :D
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: SequelTo33rpm on June 04, 2012, 02:37 am
Short version: Babysat 6 people who were rolling balls last night, I was sober myself. Whole night was this hilarious but overwhelming blur of people on molly.I left after 2 hours when they began discussing an MDMA-orgy and started getting too touchy feely with me. Should mention I'm in a committed and great relationship.
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: BLACK PRIDE 4EVER, BITCH on June 04, 2012, 02:38 am
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Do anything interesting last night?

beating my thang, while high on marijuana 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: slybootz on June 04, 2012, 03:58 am
MDMA, K, Bing, Vodka. ;)

Fuck yeah. I'm partial to psychedelics personally. Not a huge fan of stims, but I am known to be slightly impulsive. 5 grams of shrooms is more interesting at this point than worrying about a coronary. I'll lucky I didn't get stabbed in fucking face, all things considered.

I'm a fan of Age of Empire. I played 3 a fair amount, but I didn't go in for the micro-transactions. I've been hammering WoW and Starcraft as of late.

For the horde!  but no Diablo 3?
Title: Re: Do anything interesting last night?
Post by: Limetless on June 04, 2012, 12:44 pm
ghetto moon-bear is too awesome

Ghetto Moon-Bear is too awesome at being a dick. ;)