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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: tedrux on June 20, 2013, 06:54 am
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I'm looking for sex. any takers. Im basically a big cuddly teddy bear. I just dont want to be a virgin any more and Im really shy and withdrawln around girls
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I'm looking for sex. any takers. Im basically a big cuddly teddy bear. I just dont want to be a virgin any more and Im really shy and withdrawln around girls
Order my listing:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/ad9a3852b2
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OP,s bluff called....
Time to deliver OP 8)
Sub'd
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Have you considered hiring a prostitute if being a virgin bothers you that much?
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I'm looking for sex. any takers. Im basically a big cuddly teddy bear. I just dont want to be a virgin any more and Im really shy and withdrawln around girls
My ex has fantasies about fucking a virgin male with a strap-on (true).
Should I pass on your details to her? ;D
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Have you just tried going out and drinking at a local spot where those of the opposite gender are present. Alcohol always loosens you up a little bit, gets ya a little less tight lipped.
If I'm talking to someone I think is really out of my league I sometimes struggle, but I jokingly apologize that I'm really shy. Some girls think it's mad cute and will take the charge to direct a conversation then.
You're probably overthinking it. Just go out, get sloshed, find a girl, talk for a while and ask if they want to leave with you after a while.
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she can peg me but I get to peg her back
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My ex has fantasies about fucking a virgin male with a strap-on (true).
Should I pass on your details to her? ;D
While I'm technically not a virgin giving all the faggoty sex I've had, I am technically a virgin when it comes to women.
Your wife and I should meet up. Sounds kinky.
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My ex has fantasies about fucking a virgin male with a strap-on (true).
Should I pass on your details to her? ;D
your ex sounds pretty cool. i wonder how many of the men i've slept with would have wanted me to strap one on for them. i think it sounds kinda hot.
i need to have more sex. tedrux?
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trash box, I'll be your sex slave and do your every dirty desire if you come and save me from myself
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LOL
;D
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trash box, I'll be your sex slave and do your every dirty desire if you come and save me from myself
I'm no good at saving people. i usually just fuck things up more. But i could def use a sex slave. and maybe i would like a man to fulfill all these dirty desires of mine... instead of trying to make them go awayyyy :P
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I will come and sleep on your couch and eat only what you give me and clean when your not home and do whatever you say. okay?
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I felt pain in my ass while reading this thread.
No bueno :(
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My ex has fantasies about fucking a virgin male with a strap-on (true).
Should I pass on your details to her? ;D
your ex sounds pretty cool. i wonder how many of the men i've slept with would have wanted me to strap one on for them. i think it sounds kinda hot.
i need to have more sex. tedrux?
what the fuck? what is with you american women and your obsession with homosexuality? I guess all that feminism (aka lesbianism) really fucked up your brains.
America- the country where women act like men and men act like women. I hope America is destroyed by a nuclear war. You Americans are fucking sick, screwed up, evil people who do not deserve to live.
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maybe. hey, man, dont be jelly, let your freak flag FLYYYY!!! :DDD but yeah, I was told by L that my estrogen is high. ive told my therapist a few times but nothings been done. getting them to do anything is almost impossible.
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what the fuck? what is with you american women and your obsession with homosexuality? I guess all that feminism (aka lesbianism) really fucked up your brains.
America- the country where women act like men and men act like women. I hope America is destroyed by a nuclear war. You Americans are fucking sick, screwed up, evil people who do not deserve to live.
whooaaaaa rambo. better take that dick out YO ASS and BUCK daFUcK up butterCUP. my god you sound lovely.
I will come and sleep on your couch and eat only what you give me and clean when your not home and do whatever you say. okay?
you are making this offer awfully hard to pass up :p
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what the fuck? what is with you american women and your obsession with homosexuality? I guess all that feminism (aka lesbianism) really fucked up your brains.
America- the country where women act like men and men act like women. I hope America is destroyed by a nuclear war. You Americans are fucking sick, screwed up, evil people who do not deserve to live.
whooaaaaa rambo. better take that dick out YO ASS and BUCK daFUcK up butterCUP. my god you sound lovely.
I will come and sleep on your couch and eat only what you give me and clean when your not home and do whatever you say. okay?
you are making this offer awfully hard to pass up :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKJZbUsXHGI
please let me move in with you
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The only thing that worries me more then time I waste reading bullshit threads like this is the fact I enjoy the fuck out of it :p
kudos everyone apart from Mr hypedupfirstbloodjohnnyfagkillerrambo (why so touchy, you suffering repression ????)
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who's bullshitting? I'm completely serious.
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Jack!!
LOL
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LMAO!! AWESOME THREAD!!
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what the fuck? what is with you american women and your obsession with homosexuality? I guess all that feminism (aka lesbianism) really fucked up your brains.
I'm a faggot and I'm not all too fond of feminists.
Meanwhile, you read like a closet-case / virgin.
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she can peg me but I get to peg her back
Nice one - see you have a good sense of humor , chicks dig that big time.
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Well. There are girls who *love* to fuck virgin guys. My first one was nineteen when I was sixteen, and she had fucked like 15 virgin guys at that moment. lol
I had sex with her like 10-15 more times in the next months.. then I stopped seeing her because she was more crazy that what I wanted to deal with xD
Cheers
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LMAO!! AWESOME THREAD!!
FUCK YEAH IT IS :P
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she got the junk in the trunk and thats why
she make you cum like the fourth of july
your curves girl they drivin me crazy
when the room starts to steam and go hazy
I wont hit it and quit like a punk
that box of a goddes got junk!
I'm watching every time she walks
that's why they call her 'trash box'
(and nothing at all to do with herpes ;) )
so will you fuck me now? ;)
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I took your advice TB and made a submission
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come on ladies, I don't bite (hard) ! is trash box the only one interested? I'm getting mighty lonely these nights ;'(
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Well. There are girls who *love* to fuck virgin guys. My first one was nineteen when I was sixteen, and she had fucked like 15 virgin guys at that moment. lol
I had sex with her like 10-15 more times in the next months.. then I stopped seeing her because she was more crazy that what I wanted to deal with xD
Cheers
I can dig that, im a bloke who loves the shit out of screwing virgin girls ;)
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Well. There are girls who *love* to fuck virgin guys. My first one was nineteen when I was sixteen, and she had fucked like 15 virgin guys at that moment. lol
I had sex with her like 10-15 more times in the next months.. then I stopped seeing her because she was more crazy that what I wanted to deal with xD
Cheers
I can dig that, im a bloke who loves the shit out of screwing virgin girls ;)
I don't know why but I don't have any appeal for virgin girls. Not like I would say not but I would prefer always a girl who has some experience.
Like anal virgins though lol ;D
Cheers
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Like anal virgins though lol ;D
Baaaaahhh hahahahahaaaaaaaa
Does "just the tip" count?
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Baaaaahhh hahahahahaaaaaaaa
Does "just the tip" count?
Hey lil momma!
Where you goin?
Is you hoin?
Cause I'm knowin
You was born
To do porn
With Jack! 8)
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i like virgins now and then... much easier to instruct a guy who's never been there before, to do what i want, and to teach him well, than to struggle with a guy who's convinced he knows every snooch like the back of his hand.
but i must ask, what does a virgin in his mid-twenties look like? i only ever met one in late-twenties and he looked like the guy on the Quaker oatmeal box had been chewing rocks.
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well you know first off that atractivity is not a science of objectivity. meaning that quaker guy might have been just what some girl needed to get her off . of course there are standard deviations. most women , though markdly not all, would say brad pitt is sexually attractive (I'd go for johnny depp myself but I like the avante gaurde and boheim).
I can honestly say I've been called cute and sexy (less so on the latter). some too have called me ugly but they tend of course to be pretty dim and immature -that or I see them as such to protect my ego lol. Imagine though if you will a big furry teddy bear. lol, I get a little nervous explaining any sort detailed physical description here but I could maybe pgp you some pics if you'd like to share as well.
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well you know first off that atractivity is not a science of objectivity. meaning that quaker guy might have been just what some girl needed to get her off . of course there are standard deviations. most women , though markdly not all, would say brad pitt is sexually attractive (I'd go for johnny depp myself but I like the avante gaurde and boheim).
I can honestly say I've been called cute and sexy (less so on the latter). some too have called me ugly but they tend of course to be pretty dim and immature -that or I see them as such to protect my ego lol. Imagine though if you will a big furry teddy bear. lol, I get a little nervous explaining any sort detailed physical description here but I could maybe pgp you some pics if you'd like to share as well.
well i do hope that someone had some lingering childhood oatmeal fetish and rocked his lil world, as he was generally a nice dude... just not what most people would call attractive -- which is a bit of a feat in my eyes, as usually everyone has at least one attractive feature.. and i dont have a specific 'type' at all, and i've found myself attracted to people of all different sizes, shapes, ethnicities, 'styles,' and genders, so i feel like i'm not too biased.
brad pitt is handsome. johnny depp is sexier, IMO. pitt's wife (are they married yet, him and jolie?) used to be the sexiest thing in hollywood until she went a little too batshit, kissed her brother and starved off all her curves.
i'd be a little reluctant to describe myself on a public post here too, no worries.. but i'm also wary of giving out photos to people i havent gotten to know a bit.. but do feel free to PM me. :p
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are you in the states?
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I banged all the cute girls in my grade 8 class. Getting laid is easy, Coke and beer works good :)
Craigslist? Hookers? You want a girlfriend.....?
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Hey lil momma!
+1 LOVE IT :-* it's like a speshy pet name that only you get to call me :P
Where you goin?
The land of gods and monsters.
Livin' like Jim Morrison,
Headed for a fucked up holiday.
Is you hoin?
Fuck yeah, give it to me
This is heaven, what I truly want
Innocence lost.
Cause I'm knowin
You was born
To do porn
With Jack! 8)
You got that medicine I need
Put your hands on my waist,
Don't do it softly.
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awww D: but you was supposed to be MY girl friend. *starts to cry* I guess this is the part you akwardly tell me afirmations while making it clear you have no interest and if I proceed it will be the time you get annoyed then creeped out then angry then hate. always hapens like that. some one shoot me , the game is rigged.
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awww D: but you was supposed to be MY girl friend. *starts to cry* I guess this is the part you akwardly tell me afirmations while making it clear you have no interest and if I proceed it will be the time you get annoyed then creeped out then angry then hate. always hapens like that. some one shoot me , the game is rigged.
Don't cry teddy. If I were going to get creeped out by you it would have happened a long time ago (don't you recall some of the shizz you've told me? LOL ;) <3 ) you are one of my oldest friends here and i could never hate you. Truth is when it comes to cyber boyfriends I'm not really a one-man kinda girl :-[ Love is cursed by monogamy. But I agree, the game is totally rigged.
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you never said definitively yes or no if youd take me as your sex slave. I want to do it.
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you never said definitively yes or no if youd take me as your sex slave. I want to do it.
You're going to have to talk to me, Willy Pimp Daddy Clinton, about that! PM me to inquire about hourly rates and availability.
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um , yeaaaah-no. she makes her own decisions.
idk. i couldn't do the whole love triangle with the dynamic of being the gimp under the girl under the stud.
giving up is the only way not to lose but idk. if you can be faithful to just one slave ....
what makes some one act faithfully anyways? why is any of this worth it?
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um , yeaaaah-no. she makes her own decisions.
idk. i couldn't do the whole love triangle with the dynamic of being the gimp under the girl under the stud.
giving up is the only way not to lose but idk. if you can be faithful to just one slave ....
what makes some one act faithfully anyways? why is any of this worth it?
Brother I do not think you're hearing me correctly. TrashBox is my bottom bitch. It is going to cost you some coin little man. PM me for hourly rates and availability.
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"NO- U"
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Why not try some IRC chat rooms?
#FatTeenSex ??
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are you in the states?
i am.
what makes some one act faithfully anyways? why is any of this worth it?
some people are just made that way, imo, and some arent. i'm one of those people who can't manage multiple lovers without feeling like i'm fucking someone in a bad way. some people don't have the same issue with it and can have many boyfriends or girlfriends.. i just don't have that sort of multi-tasking ability, lol... if one person is worth fucking, they've got to be worth focusing on and paying attention to and hanging out with. otherwise why would i want to fuck them? vibrators are a thing.
why would it be worth it? because if you manage to find someone, who can ring all your bells and push all your buttons in exactly the right way, and they become your best friend... you dont want to share, or don't want to ruin it by complicating it with other people. at least that's my experience.
the amount i've been cheated on the in the past, it's a wonder i believe in monogamy anymore.