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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Internal Freedom on September 23, 2013, 02:05 am

Title: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: Internal Freedom on September 23, 2013, 02:05 am
Ok, so lets assume that there's a guy named Ralph. ;D Now Ralph has made several orders off of SR from dozens of different vendors. He enjoys sampling each vendors own product and only buys high quality goods. Now lets say that Ralph enjoys trying NEW drugs and ordered some very good Valium and very good Ketamine.

What if Ralph is an idiot and didn't check the dosage for the Valium and popped a whole 10mg to his face with no tolerance, then had INSANELY bad withdrawls for 5 days (worst hes ever had).

Now skipping ahead to the Ketamine, what if Ralph snorted 4-5 bumps and was on the verge of K-Holing then realized how strange and uncomfortable he was, he gave it a second shot a few weeks later and still did not enjoy it and swore to never do it again.

Then maybe he couldn't find any friends to give his products away too so one night after a few lines of some mighty fine coke he poured camping fuel on his two bags full of product and set them on fire and recorded it while laughing and yelling 'burn MOTHAFUCKA BURNNN'. He didn't want to have them with him if he ever got busted because it would just add to everything else he has.

Did Ralph do the right thing? I mean this is uhhh... all hypothetical right... haha yah..

yah..
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: isallmememe on September 23, 2013, 02:12 am
FUCK RALPH, FUCK HIM, HE'S A MUG AND A CUNT!!!!!
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: cryngie on September 23, 2013, 02:37 am
Id love to know how ralph had withdraws from benzo's after only taking 10mg of diazapam once doesnt make any sense at all
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: Internal Freedom on September 23, 2013, 02:49 am
Id love to know how ralph had withdraws from benzo's after only taking 10mg of diazapam once doesnt make any sense at all
Its possible Ralph was very sensitive to them and didn't react well to it
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: cryngie on September 23, 2013, 02:57 am
Its possible to have a bad reaction yes but to build a dependancy no
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: staind on September 23, 2013, 03:01 am
Its possible Ralph was very sensitive to them and didn't react well to it

So still wouldn't be withdrawal symptoms then ::)

Anyway, would love to meet ralph. He sounds like fun.


Well, I have destroyed quite a lot of drugs in my life I had no use for. But usually my preferred method is the toilet ::). A bonfire should work as well i guess :D :D.
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: Dingo Ate My Drugs on September 23, 2013, 11:01 am
Id love to know how ralph had withdraws from benzo's after only taking 10mg of diazapam once doesnt make any sense at all
I agree. 10mg is a very small dose for valium...
And you shouldn't get withdrawals from just one dose anyway.
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: turdburglarSandwich on September 23, 2013, 11:11 am
This hypothetical fire setting, drug using, cray cray mofo Ralph sounds like one of my peeps, a real ghetto yetti that pisses glitter and farts rainbows.

(we miss ya bro, come back from the dark side, put down the boom stick, and here, smoke this, now swallow that, ok, ready..snorkel up this line, and off ya go)
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: Internal Freedom on September 24, 2013, 02:45 am
Yah, if Ralph existed he would definitely be one fucked up motherfucker. I don't imagine the fumes from burning Valium and Ketamine were very nice for his nostrils either.

I'm sure if Ralph DID exist he would tell you that he understands that 10mg is not a lot of Valium but he did not take any other drug for over a week before he took it, and that the day after he took it the EXTREME dizziness/weakness/dry mouth/stiffness came out of no where (all effects of Valium withdrawl) and lasted close to 5 days (first 3 days being the worst). I imagine Ralph would appreciate that you people know your shit, otherwise you wouldn't be replying but he can assure you it was the Valium. Its possible the Valium Ralph got was tainted or something as he had no previous experience with it to compare too, someone beforehand mentioned dirty ones from pakistan or some shit.

No ones said anything about the K, so I'm just going to come out and say I SET A HALF GRAM OF K ON FIRE

I had nothing to do with the Valiums though, that shits ALLLL on ralph. Sneaky fucker

also, lol @ the negative karma for setting drugs on fire ;D
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: Snoopish on September 24, 2013, 04:00 am
You are abusing your internal freedom! I woulda made good use of your .5g ketamine but instead you had to sacrifice it to your PAGAN FIRE GOD!!! I hope you and Ralph are happy. If you ask me, ya'll some fucked up crazies goin around causin all kinds of havoc and destroyin shit without thought to the consequen....

....ummm....ya'll wanna hang out sometime? I got some lighters. ;) 8)
Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: jnemonic on September 24, 2013, 04:06 am
FUCK RALPH, FUCK HIM, HE'S A MUG AND A CUNT!!!!!

^This.

And Ralph should have changed his fucking name by now....serves him right....ha ha ha!

Any parent who names their child Ralph, deserves to be slapped with a wet towel, and then water boarded..i know a little extreme but WTF!!

RALPH! Cmon, this should be a law against parents naming their kids Ralph, etc......poor ralph...fucking mug cunt! Ha ha....

Title: Re: Setting drugs on fire?
Post by: GGGreenbud on September 24, 2013, 02:43 pm
     If Ralph really thought he was getting busted, this is a good idea.   My preferred method of disposal is to mix it with piss and pour it onto a towel, the reasoning being that can't be proven in court that the drugs weren't already in your piss.  Back when I used to sell weed, my friends and I devised a system where we had a stove with the drugs in it, suspended above the stash is a 5mil plastic canopy, covered 2cm deep in magnesium shavings.  The idea is, if John Q. Law comes a knockin', and he's got a warrant, you throw/fire a flare into the bag.  We even thought of putting one in the trunk of a car, with a propane tank and a trap-door to get rid of the ashes.   The thought is, that destroying evidence carries less time than possession with intent to distribute.  Hell, a lawyer costs so much that I've thought of setting my car on fire rather than pay the retainer.  Fuck the police! BURN BABY BURN! fuckers will give you 10yr for $50 worth of shit, in the US every user is automatically a dealer if they own an automobile.