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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: shabooms on April 13, 2013, 11:54 pm

Title: Not Just To Get 50..
Post by: shabooms on April 13, 2013, 11:54 pm
Anyone know any good jokes?

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Post by: clubsportr8 on April 14, 2013, 12:09 am
WHY DID THE MEXICAN THROW HIS WIFE OFF A CLIFF????

TEQUILA....
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 11:34 am
Ha
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 11:35 am
Ha
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 11:36 am
Ha
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Post by: CradleofMILF on April 14, 2013, 11:37 am
Why did the spammers get ignored on the forum?

Because no one gives two shit about their input because they don't have he intelligence to come up with 50 constructive goddamn posts.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 11:49 am
HA! Good one Mr. 46 posts.
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Post by: CradleofMILF on April 14, 2013, 11:54 am
why thank you Mr 11 posts. Its 48 now and then I can leave this crazy section and its spam
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:02 pm
Congratulations. I'm jealous. Enjoy freedom!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:17 pm
My girlfriend left me saying I spend too much time studying Roman Numerals. I’m L I V I D!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:21 pm
About a month before he died, my grandmother covered my grandfather with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:36 pm
Why did Mickey get shot?

Because Donald ducked.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:45 pm
Who are the coolest blokes at the hospital?

The ultra-sound guys!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:47 pm
Why did the leprechaun wear two condoms?

To be sure, to be sure.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:48 pm
One entrepreneur says to another: "I've just been in the Far East prospecting for gold." "Japan?" asks the second entrepreneur. "Gosh, no," he replies. "I used much more scientific methods."
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:49 pm
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:50 pm
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:51 pm
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:52 pm
A man walks into doctor's office."What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:55 pm
Q: What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated?

A: He works it out with a pencil
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:57 pm

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "State-of-the-art watch? What is so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," Bond explains. "So what's it telling you now?" says the woman. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," Bond replies. The woman giggles and says, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 12:59 pm
Doctor: You’re overweight.
Patient: I think I want a second opinion.
Doctor: You're also ugly.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:01 pm
I’ve just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach. It was a waist of paper.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:02 pm
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

"Damn"
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:06 pm
Tough crowd...
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:07 pm
What do you call an Irishman who sits outside all night?

Paddy O' Furniture
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:07 pm
What if there were no hypothetical situations?..
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Post by: testidita on April 14, 2013, 01:09 pm
fun ha
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:10 pm
I’ve been trying to push the envelope at work, but it’s still stationery.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:11 pm
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:12 pm
Why are pirates so mean?

They just arrrr!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:16 pm
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

FO DRIZZLE!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:17 pm
What did the Buddist say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:18 pm
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:19 pm
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”.
Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:21 pm
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:22 pm
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:24 pm
What do you call someone else's cheese?

Nacho cheese!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:25 pm
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum Tish!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:27 pm
Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:28 pm
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOO!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:29 pm
How does Jesus make tea???? Hebrews it.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:31 pm
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says “gosh, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin screams “AAAH!! A talking muffin!”
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:34 pm
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing! They were both stuck up bitches.
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:36 pm
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the ‘w’s!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:37 pm
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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Post by: shabooms on April 14, 2013, 01:39 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand 50!!!!!!!

Let it be known that I made my contribution to this Newbie Forum. If anyone calls this spam, I'm not going to sell to them! There's some corkers up there ^.
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Post by: le_blua on April 14, 2013, 01:47 pm
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Post by: powerade510 on April 14, 2013, 02:40 pm
WDGDR
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on July 18, 2013, 10:20 am
HA HA!
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Post by: trellis017 on July 18, 2013, 10:21 am
WHY DID THE MEXICAN THROW HIS WIFE OFF A CLIFF????

TEQUILA....

Hahahahahahahaha
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on July 18, 2013, 10:21 am
HA HA!
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Post by: trellis017 on July 18, 2013, 10:22 am
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand 50!!!!!!!

Let it be known that I made my contribution to this Newbie Forum. If anyone calls this spam, I'm not going to sell to them! There's some corkers up there ^.

SPAM >:(
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on July 18, 2013, 10:22 am
UK Cheapest Fastest Everything!
Coming Soon...
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Post by: trellis017 on July 18, 2013, 10:55 am
UK Cheapest Fastest Everything!
Coming Soon...

That's just not even close to possible.
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Post by: flemming60 on July 26, 2013, 02:35 pm
Maybe it is...
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Post by: jackherer1975 on July 26, 2013, 04:48 pm
Q: What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated?

A: He works it out with a pencil

i actually did LOL at this one