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Title: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: apples on September 26, 2012, 12:06 am
i figured at least some of the members on this forum are writers and or appreciate like... writing in general. as the title says what is the absolutely most atrocious thing you've ever read. i don't mean like 'what' bad i mean like it makes you want to hit them bad.

this is the first thing i thought of.
"
"im sorry i cheated on you"

I'm sorry i cheated on you,
But now i'm so blue.
I'm dying with out you,
I can't live with out you too.
I'm sorry i cheated on you,
I'm sorry i treated you like poo.
I wish i was like glue,
So i can stick to you.
I'm really sorry i cheated on you,
You know i love you.
Can you give me another chance,
So our love can enhance."

he even had the chick who he wrote it to i guess comment his shit saying how great it is.

what do you guys have? i'd like to see what you guys think is absolute shite/garbage.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: fartsinthewind on September 26, 2012, 12:09 am
A large group of my friends are HUGE fucking Dave Matthews fans for some reason. The fact that people like this douchebag's music is unreal.  Moreover, out of all of these friends of mine, none of them have followed in their master Dave's footsteps by ever once eating a magic mushroom or tab of lucy. so how the hell do they like stupid shit like...

"What would you say"

...I was there, when the Bear eat is head; he thought it was candy!!
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: gtgeorgz on September 26, 2012, 12:27 am
Anything that was 'created' by Justin Bieber, Lil wayne, One Direction or any other of that commercialised bullshit.
“Don’t fuck with Wayne, cuz when it Wayne’s it pours” - Literally what the fuck is wrong with him.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: ralph123 on September 26, 2012, 01:31 am
Anything that was 'created' by Justin Bieber, Lil wayne, One Direction or any other of that commercialised bullshit.
“Don’t fuck with Wayne, cuz when it Wayne’s it pours” - Literally what the fuck is wrong with him.

I agree with you man there's too much techno digital shit in they're stuff to call it real muzac
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: wretched on September 26, 2012, 02:05 am
first thing that popped into my mind was

"here I sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted"
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: apples on September 26, 2012, 08:07 am
Anything that was 'created' by Justin Bieber, Lil wayne, One Direction or any other of that commercialised bullshit.
“Don’t fuck with Wayne, cuz when it Wayne’s it pours” - Literally what the fuck is wrong with him.
i will tell you exactly what is wrong with lil wayne. copious amounts of codeine/phenergan cough syrup.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on September 26, 2012, 05:52 pm
Africa By Toto.

"The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become "

if you listen to this verse of the song, you wonder why the hell it was included; the words just dont fit the rythym of the music at all!
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: supremeXL on September 26, 2012, 06:41 pm
Pretty much anything on the radio belongs in this thread, it's kind of sad that timeless music isn't being made anymore.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: ReallyNiceGuy on September 26, 2012, 07:13 pm
Shitting on some tits,
apply my buttocks mits,
afterwards make use,
of my vasectomy kit.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: Limetless on September 26, 2012, 07:21 pm
The Math teacher who has taken the 15 year old girl off to France's Myspace songs about the girl, check them out, fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: fuckoffehbuddy on September 26, 2012, 07:21 pm
any rap r&b song that shit is whack
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: ReallyNiceGuy on September 26, 2012, 07:22 pm
The Math teacher who has taken the 15 year old girl off to France's Myspace songs about the girl, check them out, fucking hilarious.

Naww man, they're romantic and moving. Don't knock romance.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: Limetless on September 26, 2012, 07:25 pm
The Math teacher who has taken the 15 year old girl off to France's Myspace songs about the girl, check them out, fucking hilarious.

Naww man, they're romantic and moving. Don't knock romance.

Romantic in a "I'm 30 and I am too much of a douche to get women my age so I nail 15 year olds" kind of way yeah?
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: metaphoe on September 26, 2012, 07:27 pm
be my valentine:

She like chocolate from the guy the, lollipop,
 Shrimps with no noodles, the whole kit and kaboodle
 Mami hot, head up to the mami spot, check out my new bitch
 Call her Velma from the Third World, and she got a firm tail
 Trust me, she a earn well
 All you gotta do is take ya bitches every now and then
 Haters'll surround you in, meetin' at the Chow again
 Seven months ago, fantasizin' about ya every move
 Put you on that pedestal, put you on the better move
 Told me take my time kuz you rush, stay after seven yeah
 Bust a nut then sure to take clusters of that every year
 Damn this bitch was feaky, kept me right
 She get satisfied, baby be my Valentine's
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: ReallyNiceGuy on September 26, 2012, 07:32 pm
The Math teacher who has taken the 15 year old girl off to France's Myspace songs about the girl, check them out, fucking hilarious.

Naww man, they're romantic and moving. Don't knock romance.

Romantic in a "I'm 30 and I am too much of a douche to get women my age so I nail 15 year olds" kind of way yeah?

No way! That would've been totally acceptable back in 1812, so it's okay! And you gotta flee to France with SOMEONE. It doesn't matter if they're 15 or 5.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: Limetless on September 26, 2012, 07:37 pm
Lol if only we were at the end of the Enlightenment instead of the beginning of the 21st century! All would be well then....  ::)
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: apples on September 28, 2012, 05:53 am
i'm actually going to add those shitty 9/11 songs that people were praising that alan jackson and toby keith did.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: Limetless on September 28, 2012, 06:08 am
i'm actually going to add those shitty 9/11 songs that people were praising that alan jackson and toby keith did.

Ah those guys with the country-esque style that sing songs that go a bit like this -

"I wish I was in the towers with you, when of that evil I first took a glimps, now I'm making money from tragedy like a gang of Russian Pimps."

That about right? With the American flags to remind everyone they are American?
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: Caparino on September 28, 2012, 06:21 am
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe!

Better yet: Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass...
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: apples on September 28, 2012, 06:23 am
i'm actually going to add those shitty 9/11 songs that people were praising that alan jackson and toby keith did.

Ah those guys with the country-esque style that sing songs that go a bit like this -

"I wish I was in the towers with you, when of that evil I first took a glimps, now I'm making money from tragedy like a gang of Russian Pimps."

That about right? With the American flags to remind everyone they are American?

yeah dude. like after the toby keith song came out like they played it every other song on the radio and where i lived at the time all they really had was country stations (and that was all my parents listened to because anything else was 'against god'.

it's just like whore mongering cash grabbing garbage.

i wrote a song about 9/11 awhile ago but it was a noisegrind song. i played it one time with a drum machine up here like 2 years ago and people got mad.
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: metaphoe on September 28, 2012, 06:37 am
some body drop me a beat box..im' about to drop a flow... haha.. like my bitch clit water broke
Title: Re: what is the absolute worst poem/lyrics/etc you have ever read
Post by: apples on September 28, 2012, 06:45 am
also this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhYRtK0fBU

it's like a bunch of whores trying desperately to out whore each other.