Silk Road forums

Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: thegreyfox on August 29, 2013, 01:31 pm

Title: THE SR FOX SCALE
Post by: thegreyfox on August 29, 2013, 01:31 pm
Hello friends,

So, I have been called by doctors things such as a "Trash Can for Pharmaceuticals" and a "Walking Chemistry Experiment" and other things.

I have survived a 2 day coma after an OD attempt that I ENGINEERED to kill me (and several other LD-50 + extra attempts with things haven't even required me to be resuscitated, just observed). I have NEVER accidentally OD'ed. I will do ANY drug, and have experience with a TON of them too. When I land in court-ordered treatment, I talk circles around the staff.

So, you want the BEST, most HONEST review of your product quality... Then meet Dr. Foxy. I have two assistants, Captain Redd Foxx (a relative newbie) and Nurse Black Foxy (my understudy). Between the three of us, you can get a TRUE rating for all levels of users of your product. As we compare more and more of the same chemicals from vendors on the SR, we can develop a rating system (and will not be bought off).

So, Cocaine vendors, do you know what the water-test is? Does your product give a "Ringer" (and at what dose?)? MJ vendors, how does your stuff compare to Humboldt County clinic bud (I lived there and went to school at one point)? Do you really have #4 Heroin... Or is it #3 that needs citric acid (which you should sell)? I will not only rate your chemicals, but suggest ways to expand your customer service and product line...

Imagine it... The SR FOX (Fucking Outrageous eXperimentation) scale. You know how the stuff will be because the same group is trying it all! And, I know of OTC ways to combat tolerance (plus already have a massive one), so I won't be rating shit 5/5 and then two weeks later 1/5 (as well as knowing not to binge!).

The benefit would be the ratings being done by the same three people, not one... and covering the spectrum of "levels" of user. This allows for multiple inputs from the same trusted reviewers. For example, I bought yay from "KirbyNose" as he was certain I would get a "Ringer" from a 1/4g. I didn't; but the INCREDIBLE "KirbyNose" gave me a refund then. Don't get me wrong, I got high, but didn't feel like a speeding train was blowing past me. I scrapped the bag and let Captain Redd Foxx snort the 'table scraps'... She felt REAL good. Props again "KirbyNose"! Your customer-centric approach to being a vendor is SO refreshing. Order from "KirbyNose" and you will either be high as a kite or he will make you happy as a clam some other way!

Anyways... Dr. Grey Foxy (me) has spent over a decade researching narcotics&psychedelics (and I know I still have SOOOO much to learn). I am the one who decides doses for our little den of foxes. I also tend to shoot EVERYTHING! I shot 1/2 a hit of acid a little over a month back (cut the blotter up, dropped it into the needle, drew up water, shook, waited, shook, waited, banged... was disappointed. it was non-SR Lucy, probably why!). Ringo Deathstarr is going to make some DMT fumarate like Dr. Strassman used in his trials with the chemical in NM in the mid 1990s; and I will be guinea pigging it. I found that filtering flasks are great for vaporizing DMT, and I told Ringo he should sell them (see, I'll help you expand your product line!). I'm soon to get some 25i-NBOMe from Emporium Express. I will be taking that orally, but if it's a powder or pill you can inject... Know Dr. Grey Foxy will. A lot of Coke and H vendors don't inject themselves, so it has been hard for me to figure out if their product is what I need. IV USERS... Dr. Foxy has your back!!! I am also trying to put the needle down (it's been 5 years of daily use thanks to prescriptions now) and so I will be "detoxing" (I'm Rx'ed OxyMorphone and so just snorting/plugging it will cut my dose in two) from the needle shortly. Once I don't NEED it (at least for Opiates), I will IV, insufflate, plug, eat, jam down my piss hole, whatever... So that y'all know what to expect. I used to be a big tripper in HS, a broken arm introduced me to Percocets and Opiates, and I LOVE a good "Speedball" or the various other "Balls" I've invented (The Fireball, The Black (Or White)&Tan, PrescriptiBalls, BabyBalls, etc.)... Again, I will help you come up with new products to offer.

Nurse Black Foxy is a long-rime user of all drugs (stims are his favorite). Until recently, he didn't inject. Know, he likes Opioids and lets Dr. Foxy shoot him up (he has such beautiful veins, bulging and ready to go... no need to tie off... <drool>). He will be able to sample things using the ROAs of oral, insufflated, smoked, and IM/IV. His judgement on stims will be invaluable as he is like a walking Adderall. Haha.

Captain Foxx is our baby, despite her title. She is the Queen of Weed (but is on a tolerance break since June she has only broken once), and has tried some other things (she loves Ringo's DMT, Silo's 25c-NBOME, and j1m1th1ng's 25b-NBOMe... likely is going to flip over Emporium Expresses' 25i-NBOMe)... She has used the needle, with Dr. Grey Foxy administering the shot, but we want her to be done with that (and drinking). She would be the review that casual users who smoke, eat, or snort would want to listen to.

Is this not the dream team? We would use Magnesium, daily low-dose (5mg) DXM, and if we can source some DAMGO (completely prevents Morphine tolerance in rats), we will. We will also use Grapefruit Juice and another product to combat metabolism (the bad kind) when we test the drugs. We have a nitrous cracker and will use that with psychedelics to really ramp things up for 5 minutes.

As I said, besides testing, I will work with you to expand your product line, purify your product, and enhance your customer's experience. If I know you have bomb H, and another vendor has bomb C... then I will vouch for the quality of both of your products and suggest a collaboration. Customers... imagine buying a "Speedball" that is the perfect ratio of H to C already... Aw, stop drooling! All we ask for here at the "SR FOX Scale Team" is custom listing (we'll pay shipping) and enough for us to test your product how you want it tested. We want custom listings so that we can 'experience' what ordering through you is really like; so we can inform the customers. Once you contact us, treat us as complete strangers/new customers. Then, if you have communication issues, we can help you pinpoint why!

I, myself, have been so frustrated by the lack of easily found information about vendors' wares. The "SR FOX Scale" will solve that. I love "SubsRGood" and his H. But, my first order, he begged me not to do a whole 100mg at once. I listened that time, but the next order I banged 100mg with no problem. I am Rx'ed and addicted to OxyMorphone IR, Klonopin, Ritalin, Soma, Remeron and Phenegran. The last time I shot Roxycodone, 45mg barely got me well. Having dosing information from a "seasoned veteran" will be appreciated so much by your clients. 100mg of the local BTH here doesn't even give me the slightest high (and it has the springboard of my Rx meds to help it out). I/we will never mix your product with anything else unless requested!

Free samples are already common... Why not have the FOX team do the reviewing for you? We'll pay for shipping, and provide you with an EPIC review/business consultation afterwards.

Also, don't think this means we won't buy from anyone anymore... If we have an itch for Special K and we have already rated all K vendors, we would just buy K.

Peace&Love,
~f.xy
Title: Re: THE SR FOX SCALE
Post by: thegreyfox on August 30, 2013, 02:12 pm
I wasn't sure where to post it... It's a service for vendors and for customers. I know that there are review threads, but here's what I was thinking...

I have been so frustrated as I can't ever figure out who has H or Coke that will do it for me. Sure, people have reviews... but I don't know their habits. Take, for example, the old vendor "Terabithia"... He/she was talked up so much on here, and he/she himself said they couldn't read my message after doing 3 bags. I got two bags, shot them both at once, got nothing (and my Rx meds should have been a springboard for the dope). Thanks for all the glowing reviews about shitty dope everyone! But seriously, when it comes to Rx meds, the "SR FOX Scale" is useless... but when it comes to "street drugs" with vendors claiming 90%+ purity and all, it is a very necessary thing. If vendors aren't behind me, I hope some rich person with friends who have varying levels of a habit comes along and just does it anyways.

The "SR FOX Scale" would allow you to identify your level of usage with one of three users (spanning the spectrum of drug users from hard-core addict to new user) and use it to make purchasing decisions. This, to me, would be an invaluable asset. Vendors already give out free samples. But, what good is knowing that customer "X" thinks vendor "Y" has amazing MDMA when you don't know that they also think vendor "Z" (who has shit product in your opinion) is amazing too? The "SR FOX Scale" would aim to STANDARDIZED reviews of products.

As far as vendors are concerned, we hope to offer what is called "building your brand" and "diversification"... If you sell #3 Heroin but don't also citric acid powder and syringes, you are letting money slip through your hands. If you sell Cocaine, order a RC Benzo and list it so that your buyers don't suffer horrible crashes (and are more likely to keep doing Coke). We want to work with you so that you can make your customers as happy as possible. This is a common practice in the business world called "consulting" and I thought the SR aimed to make selling drugs a business, not a shady, back alley thing....

Peace&Love,
~f.xy
Title: Re: THE SR FOX SCALE
Post by: joey joe joe jr on August 30, 2013, 03:21 pm
As great of a service this could be, i doubt anyone will do it. The only people that give out samples are usually starting sellers that have to build some good feedback, so people will see 5 a star rating and buy their products. Most big sellers most likely do not even care about the service you offer, unless their sales were drastically effected by not consulting with you.
Another thing, maybe if you were a long time member here with a reputation, but you are not.
Title: Re: THE SR FOX SCALE
Post by: thegreyfox on August 31, 2013, 03:00 pm
Thanks for the encouragement and the wise words. Unfortunately, I forgot what I told a friend who is making his first buy this weekend... "We don't mean SHIT to these people... Unless you buy, and even then, if they have hundreds of transactions... a single 1/5 won't hurt them a bit."

I would like it if ANYONE implemented the FOX Scale (and I mean any customer, not vendor). The samples sent out always go to different people. And who is going to look a gift horse in the mouth?

Eh.

Peace&Love,
~f.xy