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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: FrenchOnionSoup on June 08, 2012, 06:16 am
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Greetings everyone. I'm currently majoring in filmography at a prestigious university and my thesis project next semester involves producing a full-length feature film. My university's academic counsel has required all imminent filmography graduates of two semesters or less to choose their plot topic in a lottery format. This involves receiving a randomly chosen unit from a pool of hollow plastic easter eggs, each of which contains a piece of paper that describes a topic. I'm an avid fan of zombie movies and to my delight, like a kid on Christmas morning, I received the exact topic that I wanted: zombies.
Let me cut to the chase: I want to make my movie as accurate as possible. I don't just want my actors to act, I want them to become zombies. This will be the most intense and realistic zombie movie you've ever seen. For this reason, I have chosen to seek out bath salts. I'm not sure if many of you have seen the recent outbreak in drug induced, flesh eating, bath salt rampages in Miami and the deep south, but it seems as though this drug is my ticket to producing a glorified zombie blockbuster film.
With bath salts, I will not have to use fake blood in my film. The blood will be produced naturally from the carnivorous, epidermous-craving tendencies of my bath salt ridden actors. If you are a vendor and want to contribute to the making of a revolutionary horror movie, please get in touch with me. :D
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Greetings everyone. I'm currently majoring in filmography at a prestigious university and my thesis project next semester involves producing a full-length feature film. My university's academic counsel has required all imminent filmography graduates of two semesters or less to choose their plot topic in a lottery format. This involves receiving a randomly chosen unit from a pool of hollow plastic easter eggs, each of which contains a piece of paper that describes a topic. I'm an avid fan of zombie movies and to my delight, like a kid on Christmas morning, I received the exact topic that I wanted: zombies.
Let me cut to the chase: I want to make my movie as accurate as possible. I don't just want my actors to act, I want them to become zombies. This will be the most intense and realistic zombie movie you've ever seen. For this reason, I have chosen to seek out bath salts. I'm not sure if many of you have seen the recent outbreak in drug induced, flesh eating, bath salt rampages in Miami and the deep south, but it seems as though this drug is my ticket to producing a glorified zombie blockbuster film.
With bath salts, I will not have to use fake blood in my film. The blood will be produced naturally from the carnivorous, epidermous-craving tendencies of my bath salt ridden actors. If you are a vendor and want to contribute to the making of a revolutionary horror movie, please get in touch with me. :D
I'm pretty sure you're trolling; I apologize if that's not the case but to my knowledge SR is a place where items are distributed for the benefit of mankind, not to cause a bloodbath.
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dont have bath salts, but i can sell you new potent form of lsd for one mirrion!
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Hahaha very witty ;D
That story about bath salts did make make cringe though. I just wanted to shake the people reporting it shouting at them "Do you really think this happened you brain dead moron?"
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Try the local supermarket ;D They'll have loads of types of bath salts.
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>Bed bath and beyond has many different blends
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I've already tried utilizing the scented bath salts from Bed Bath and Beyond, but they did not have the intended effect. One of my actors snorted a fat line of the "lavender sensation", BBB's most popular bath salt, but the effects were all but theatrically desirable. His nose began bleeding profusely, which is a decent reproduction of zombie tendencies, but there was no induction of a flesh-craving attitude. My actor has also complained that since the bath salt trial, all food now tastes like lavender.
I believe that "bath salts" is actually the street slang term for some type of pseudoepedrine-derived designer drug. Perhaps the name is simply given as a disguise to mask the true zombie-spawning potential of the substance. Nevertheless, I'm still on the lookout for the real deal.
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bath salts are a blanket term for a bunch of new research chemicals such as, but not limited to: mdpv, mephedrone, methylone, 4fa, etc. they are stimulant drugs so they definitely DO NOT cause zombie like effects, in fact quite the opposite. they are comparable to amphetamine like substances. what causes the "zombie" behavior is using these drugs for long periods of time without rest, which puts the user in a state of psychosis caused from a few factors, such as lack of sleep, and unstability of using these chemicals. they are completely un-studied and i would avoid using them at all costs. so in short your looking for the wrong drug. if you want your actors to act like zombies i would suggest heavy benzos, or better yet pcp.
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Beer and hash usually gets me in that zomby like state. Drink over 5 pints and smoke a lot and its slow awkward movement.
The reference to the bath salts is due to some likely diagnosed /schitzoprenic forgotten by the system.
Knowing my luck I will end up with my women taking the 'flesh eating' RC drug.
I guess every man has that fear of losing the dick. You would use more drugs for sure. Having no dick would lead to overcompensating o other pleasures.
Maybe a movie about some chick who does this 'bath salt' and ends up with a trail of bloodied sobbing men.
Title it as 'The Dick Eating Zombie Chicks from Hell"
Many women would like to take a man just to see us cringe with horror!
Thank god the guy only got his face chewed off.
In hindsight he was lucky.
Meanwhile, drugs I use that make me want to eat are weed in all forms and beer. coke and speed it can get too involved/!
I'll play the guy that maybe kills the Zombie chicks from hell. - I rig my dick with high explosives!
Wait.
Got to develop this more.
Making that ultimate sacrifice, we could just nuke them with a few guys in a plane high on Ritalin or Modafinil or amphetamine, heroin or some good old afghan hash.
All this Zombie worry - only zombie I see is me after overdoing it, just letting go with alcohol and hash. they complain about any skunk these days. It does smell outside the pubs.
So count me in for the lead. Send me an 8 ball of washed yayo and I will write the script.
Need a double for my ass.
I got my name tattooed on there but one part has the Zombie chicks from hell with some evil looking dildo.
That I can leave to the ass double. Any takers? Literally ;D! Don't worry, its just for art. Should get lots of hit online. Make it a Q of yayo and I'll wire the dildo to the mains so we get like 44,000 rpm instead of the basic 1200rpm. Hold onto a brass bed stand. If we have an accident you will be grounded. Your ass will look likr the flag of japan for a month but that would be millions of hits to see the art. Some may laugh but an actor has to do these things.
I guess there ought to be a love anle for the chicks. So I will have the lead goth like new zombie end up seducing me so she leads us to the nest.
The grand finale will be good.
My ass double will needed again as we dress him like a zombie and stick a lot of high explosive up his ass.
The last words. "You can kiss my BANG!!!!!!!"
Send BTC to me asap if your in with this.
This will be bigger then two girls one cup.
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I fuckin' lol'd.
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This will be bigger then two girls one cup.
This is fucking genious, bro. Send me your info and I'll get you a place on the main cast.
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i know this is twisted, but hearing all these crazy stories of people going totally bonkers off bath salts made me start looking around at my local gas stations to see if they have some...mainly just for collection purposes. can't seem to find any, but then again, i'm not living in methville, which is where i'm guessing "bath salts" are big sellers.
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FYI, the toxicology report from the FLA zombie is in, and guess what it contained..........wait for it..........cannabis, and only cannabis.
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FYI, the toxicology report from the FLA zombie is in, and guess what it contained..........wait for it..........cannabis, and only cannabis.
Reefer Madness.
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bath salts are a blanket term for a bunch of new research chemicals such as, but not limited to: mdpv, mephedrone, methylone, 4fa, etc. they are stimulant drugs so they definitely DO NOT cause zombie like effects, in fact quite the opposite. they are comparable to amphetamine like substances. what causes the "zombie" behavior is using these drugs for long periods of time without rest, which puts the user in a state of psychosis caused from a few factors, such as lack of sleep, and unstability of using these chemicals. they are completely un-studied and i would avoid using them at all costs. so in short your looking for the wrong drug. if you want your actors to act like zombies i would suggest heavy benzos, or better yet pcp.
LOL dude I think he was just messing around. However it isn't a blanket term, it's actually a brand name because labeling them as bath salts is what allows them to be sold legally. Just a marketing ploy/legal loophole.
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FYI, the toxicology report from the FLA zombie is in, and guess what it contained..........wait for it..........cannabis, and only cannabis.
Great. The Feds will use this case as conclusive evidence that marijuana resurrects the devil inside of you! Say hello to fifty more years of government propoganda and brainwashing to keep the current federal marijuana laws in place.
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FYI, the toxicology report from the FLA zombie is in, and guess what it contained..........wait for it..........cannabis, and only cannabis.
Great. The Feds will use this case as conclusive evidence that marijuana resurrects the devil inside of you! Say hello to fifty more years of government propoganda and brainwashing to keep the current federal marijuana laws in place.
Those were my thoughts exactly when I heard the results on the news.
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Hahaha this made my day..
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Those were my thoughts exactly when I heard the results on the news.
* Nebraska state trooper walks into a classroom full of 6th graders *
"Look here, kids. This here 'marijuanur' plant will turn ya intuh a woman rapin', anti-Christian, face eatin', rampagin maniac. Before ya knowit ya'll 'll end up disgracin' this great nashin. Just say 'NO' to marijuanur!"
* 6th graders all nod their heads in a nearly synchronized, hypnotic manner *
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Those were my thoughts exactly when I heard the results on the news.
* Nebraska state trooper walks into a classroom full of 6th graders *
"Look here, kids. This here 'marijuanur' plant will turn ya intuh a woman rapin', anti-Christian, face eatin', rampagin maniac. Before ya knowit ya'll 'll end up disgracin' this great nashin. Just say 'NO' to marijuanur!"
* 6th graders all nod their heads in a nearly synchronized, hypnotic manner *
LMAO
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Nah dude, you're your gonna need marijuana not bath salts.
Edit: Too late, should of known.
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Those were my thoughts exactly when I heard the results on the news.
* Nebraska state trooper walks into a classroom full of 6th graders *
"Look here, kids. This here 'marijuanur' plant will turn ya intuh a woman rapin', anti-Christian, face eatin', rampagin maniac. Before ya knowit ya'll 'll end up disgracin' this great nashin. Just say 'NO' to marijuanur!"
* 6th graders all nod their heads in a nearly synchronized, hypnotic manner *
you forgot the part when school lets out and the kids go smoke a joint anyway.....and the state trooper gets drunk at the local cop bar and goes home to beat his wife.
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How to turn yourself and others into zombies? Crush up 5x 10mg valium and drink it down with a 12 cans of 6% cider, the result is (in my experience) totally zombification without the eating peoples faces off and blood, but you'l have a foul mouth, say things you dont mean and generally have a very bad attitude to everything at the same time and flop around like a zombie ha ha, il abstain the next time!
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I don't think mdpv is bad. Addictive, but what stimulant isn't? 4FA isn't all that much fun in my opinion. I prefer my stimulants to have a rush. Mephedrone causes insane amounts of euphoria. Very yummy, but also addictive. I don't understand how people dog on mdpv when they haven't tried it. Now, bath salt blends. That's a whole different story. To be honest, i think everyone would be safer if FDA (Not the best group, but anyone else have another suggestion?) took over bath salt production. I feel the reason people are flipping out from these products are due to impurity because of poor regulation in the manufacturing. Also, why would a stimulant make someone hungry?