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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: NeuroRelativizer on July 21, 2012, 06:48 pm

Title: What If, Ad Absurdum Edition
Post by: NeuroRelativizer on July 21, 2012, 06:48 pm
One person proposes a what if, next person takes it somewhere absurd. For example...

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What if guns had never been invented?
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If guns had never been invented, we never would've gotten the clay pigeon population under control. Never forget the horror we could be experiencing right now, flocks of clay pigeons shitting clay bricks onto people's cars.

What if humans were all cyclopes, only one eye and no binocular depth cues?
Title: Re: What If, Ad Absurdum Edition
Post by: sselevol on July 21, 2012, 07:07 pm
I like this idea :)
What if humans were all cyclopes, only one eye and no binocular depth cues?
Pirates would never have been able to function as they wouldn't be able to see shit.

What if friction stopped working?
Title: Re: What If, Ad Absurdum Edition
Post by: NeuroRelativizer on July 21, 2012, 07:33 pm
Pirates would never have been able to function as they wouldn't be able to see shit.

What if friction stopped working?

If friction disappeared, we'd all slide off into the oceans and become bottom dwellers.

What if fish could fly?