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Title: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: cheeto69 on August 08, 2013, 01:30 am
I posted this in Newbie discussion a few days ago but since I now have over 50 posts I'd like to seek the input of the greater SR community.

A few days ago my friend told me that he had been told by his mom that my mom had caught me looking at beastiality porn. My friend inquired further and found out that my mom had told my friend's mom this when they were drunk and with a bunch of other friends.

This would be one thing if I had a serious beastiality porn problem... but I don't. I haven't, ever. I've seen glimpses of horsedicks on reddit.com/r/wtf but that's about it. I have no idea where she got this from, and even worse I have no idea why she would be telling her friends about  it. Especially to the mother of one of my best friends. Like, does that seem normal to you? If your mom told your best friend's mom that she caught you looking at beastiality porn, does that seem like something that would ever fit into daily conversation?

I'm a bit pissed because while my friend just found it funny as opposed to making fun of me for watching beastiality porn, my mom still went and told a bunch of people that I watch beastiality porn. Which isn't true. My friend is definitely not making this up either. Other than this my family is entirely normal, and my parents think fairly highly of me. I'm also not sure why I'm posting this here. I just need to post it somewhere.

I've been planning to confront my mom about this but I have no idea how. "Hey mom... so why you telling people I look at beastiality porn?" just seems like a really awkward conversation. But if I don't do anything, what if she gets hammered again and tells this to more people I know?

...thoughts?
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: jethro420247 on August 08, 2013, 02:16 am
Step 1: Stop looking at beastiality porn.

Step 2: Repeat step one (kidding :))

Seriously though, not much you can do but confront, and if you did ever look at something even harmless that would give her that indication, I would be more concerned with how she knows??? Since obviously you use your computer for other purposes as well...

Good luck
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: This Is Serious Mum on August 08, 2013, 04:54 am
I'd suggest a very gentle approach to dealing with this.

When you mother has her friends over again, go over and sit quietly amongst them, don't say anything....keep your head down in a sheepish kind of way.

Then as your mothers gets up to move....dash over and start humping her leg, like a dog possessed.

1. You'll be the star of the day.
2. Her friends will love you.
3. Your mother will never...repeat never...say anything untoward about you again.
4. Your mother will have a new found respect/fear for/of you.

You can now walk tall young man!
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: rrrop on August 08, 2013, 05:05 am
I feel like this 'awkward conversation' is a pretty small con to getting this hashed out. Just talk to her about it, man. Nothing wrong with honesty. Put the cards on the table, don't assume anything, and let her tell you what she did or didn't say. Good luck man!
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Ballzinator on August 08, 2013, 06:51 am
I'd suggest a very gentle approach to dealing with this.

When you mother has her friends over again, go over and sit quietly amongst them, don't say anything....keep your head down in a sheepish kind of way.

Then as your mothers gets up to move....dash over and start humping her leg, like a dog possessed.

1. You'll be the star of the day.
2. Her friends will love you.
3. Your mother will never...repeat never...say anything untoward about you again.
4. Your mother will have a new found respect/fear for/of you.

You can now walk tall young man!
I think you might be a psychopath ;D
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: This Is Serious Mum on August 08, 2013, 07:00 am
I think you might be a psychopath ;D









                                                                                                                                       yes
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Praetorian on August 08, 2013, 07:19 am
Now would be a bad time to inquire about getting that puppy you wanted, eh?
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: jonnybones on August 08, 2013, 09:50 am
I posted this in Newbie discussion a few days ago

I dont think that was a great idea..

but since I now have over 50 posts I'd like to seek the input of the greater SR community.
And nope this definitely wasn't..

A few days ago my friend told me that he had been told by his mom that my mom had caught me looking at beastiality porn. My friend inquired further and found out that my mom had told my friend's mom this when they were drunk and with a bunch of other friends.
A statement I dont think many of us will read again for a while......it was nice of your friend to inquire more for you on your Mums bestiality accusations, good friends are hard to find.

I had a serious beastiality porn problem...
Do you realize you said this? 

I've seen glimpses of horsedicks
or this?


I have no idea where she got this from
Hmm me either...yeah oh wait, I'd say the glimpsing of horse dicks you referred to.  Or as often referred to,  'Using your mum's entire 50g monthy limit downloading bestiality porn'.


does that seem like something that would ever fit into daily conversation?
I dont really know why you would ask anyone this question?  but my answer is no. Not daily.


My friend is definitely not making this up either
Nah , shit no , not a chance. He's proved his loyalty to you through his fits of laughter at you and your mum and the HD's.


I'm also not sure why I'm posting this here.
I have also been wondering this...


I just need to post it somewhere.
ok,fair call, bestiality forums down huh?

Other than this my family is entirely normal, and my parents think fairly highly of me.
Yeah, couple of issues here, not questioning you or anything but I'm fairly sure your family is not 'entirely normal'   Because of ya mum of course,  not because of you or anything.
And if your mum thinks fairly highly of you then I'm really disappointed in her right now.

I've been planning to confront my mom about this
ok , this is better, now you're getting somewhere....


but I have no idea how.
This I can definitely help with, just say  "Hey mom... so why you telling people I look at beastiality porn?

"Hey mom... so why you telling people I look at beastiality porn?" just seems like a really awkward conversation.
Granted yes... However are you seriously thinking you can get out of this shit without having an awkward conversation? 

But if I don't do anything, what if she gets hammered again and tells this to more people I know?
I guess that would result in and more people knowing about your HD thing....... and you being a scared little boy. 
.
The only serious suggestion I can give you is that there really is no point flogging a dead horse......  (Sorry just realized the unintended pun,  but I hope you dont flog dead horses....do you?)  I'm not qualified to give you advice if thats the case.  Oh and ya mums a fuckwit, move out , grow up and get some help (for the HD thing)

edit- On reflection I think I owe some Karma to op +1.  I'm obviously of questionable character Cheeto but I do hope you get it sorted. 
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: adamiz on August 08, 2013, 12:41 pm
Well if this happened to me I would talk to my mother in a way that would put her into guilt. Something maybe like:
-Really mother, you thought I liked this kind of porn and never thought about talking to me and maybe try helping me with this problem? So you didn't say anything and just made fun of me with your friends and embarrassing me without even being sure that such problem exists... Wow I couldn't expect a worst reaction from you mother. I am a bit disappointed..."

Or something like this. If you just tell her that you don't like beastiality porn there is a chance that she will not believe you. So play with your expressions. She will love you anything you say. Just try and make her think about how special you are for her.

Maybe silly advice but that is what I would have done.

Take care my friend.

Adamiz

P.S. I really laughed with johnybones reply! haha
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: isallmememe on August 08, 2013, 12:48 pm
i think your mom's into dog cock and was just using this story to gauge her friends reactions to see if she would be safe to share her secret beastophile lifestyle with them.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 08, 2013, 12:57 pm
haha oh man this had me rolling. You seriously need advice on what to do here? Maybe you should keep talking to random people about it and not say anything to your mother while the entire neighborhood keeps thinking you have sex with animals..... Get off the forums and go fix this problem you cat-fucker.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: chaosmix on August 08, 2013, 02:39 pm
use photoshop to make it look like your mom is getting fucked by a horse/dog. Then distribute the pic to all of her friends! make sure to send the pics stealth with postage paid for in cash. you dont want any recourse from the police! then delte photoshop from your computer so she doesnt put 2 and 2 together.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: james frazer on August 08, 2013, 05:45 pm
First check with your friend's mother she really did tell your friend that you like animal porn. (It isn't something that mother's usually talk to their sons about.) If it's true, then that's as good as having permission; so take advantage of it! You might as well be hung for watching full on bestiality with dogs, snakes, ducks etc as hung for a brief glimpse of a horse's cock.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: This Is Serious Mum on August 08, 2013, 06:12 pm


This thread is great...some amazingly hilarious responses.

DAN.....I see you're here too.  I'm still wondering if you've had the durian ice cream yet.

Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: spunjtom on August 08, 2013, 06:32 pm
This situation will only get worse until you admit that you have a problem with animal porn.  Tell us about your early experiences with heavy petting.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: cheeto69 on August 08, 2013, 06:44 pm
I would like to reiterate that I do not in fact watch animal porn. Also, she isn't telling people I have sex with animals, she's telling people I watch animal porn. There's a distinct difference.

I'll ask her about it next time I see her, which should be either today or tomorrow, and I'll let you guys know how it goes...
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 08, 2013, 06:47 pm
Sorry for the mix up cheeto! And yes, please please please let us know how it goes ;D
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Nero on August 08, 2013, 06:54 pm
Not to sound like a douche, but your mom sounds like an attention whore. Why the fuck else would she say that? I know people like that who just make up crazy fuckin stories to get attention. I bet you this wasn't the first thing shes said about you.

How old you are depends on what you do. If you're older I would definitely flip the fuck out on her and call her out on her bullshit. She's defiling your name for her own amusement. If you're younger you might not understand this yet.

Only you can really judge how to handle the situation my friend, since you know your mom the best.

I apologize if this comes as a great shock to you about your mother if this is the first time you've caught her in her bullshit.


P.S. I would go to the source of the fodder, your friend's mom. ASK her in person if thats what your mom said. Because if your friend is actually lying, or your friend's mom is lying then shit could turn real ugly.

To keep quiet would be the real mistake here. One of those 3 people are lying and you have to figure out who.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Juggernog on August 08, 2013, 07:01 pm
I posted this in Newbie discussion a few days ago but since I now have over 50 posts I'd like to seek the input of the greater SR community.

A few days ago my friend told me that he had been told by his mom that my mom had caught me looking at beastiality porn. My friend inquired further and found out that my mom had told my friend's mom this when they were drunk and with a bunch of other friends.

This would be one thing if I had a serious beastiality porn problem... but I don't. I haven't, ever. I've seen glimpses of horsedicks on reddit.com/r/wtf but that's about it. I have no idea where she got this from, and even worse I have no idea why she would be telling her friends about  it. Especially to the mother of one of my best friends. Like, does that seem normal to you? If your mom told your best friend's mom that she caught you looking at beastiality porn, does that seem like something that would ever fit into daily conversation?

I'm a bit pissed because while my friend just found it funny as opposed to making fun of me for watching beastiality porn, my mom still went and told a bunch of people that I watch beastiality porn. Which isn't true. My friend is definitely not making this up either. Other than this my family is entirely normal, and my parents think fairly highly of me. I'm also not sure why I'm posting this here. I just need to post it somewhere.

I've been planning to confront my mom about this but I have no idea how. "Hey mom... so why you telling people I look at beastiality porn?" just seems like a really awkward conversation. But if I don't do anything, what if she gets hammered again and tells this to more people I know?

...thoughts?

Ok bro, here is the deal. Obviously your mother has no respect for her own child or herself.
My example is if my mother told people I was looking at beast porn, whether it is true or not, how does that make the mother look?
Say you were a rapist (god forbid anyone being a rapist) I would feel comfortable with the assumption that a mother would not go around advertising her son is a rapist.
Now I know there is a huge difference in beast porn and being a rapist, but I think you get my point.
People are going to ask "well if your son watches that shit, what the hell did you do to screw up his head?"

I would not have an issue with confronting my mother about this AT ALL! She is trying to tarnish her own damn sons reputation. That is just unacceptable!

Do you treat your mother good? are you respectful? How you treat her are important variables in this situation as well.

If I went around bad mouthing my mother all the time, I would expect the same in return. So perhaps you have not been the greatest son lately?

Then of course there is always the option to say to her something along the lines of: "Mom if you don't stop telling people these things, I am going to tell people I caught you sucking the family dogs dick."

I am quite high right now, so work with me 8)
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: jonnybones on August 08, 2013, 11:21 pm
I am quite high right now, so work with me 8)
yep, its the only way I'm afraid...you mean some people are reading this straight....wtf?   If ever a thread existed whereby being bent as a mofo made digesting the info contained therein a little easier......This is that thread!
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Juggernog on August 09, 2013, 03:04 am
I am quite high right now, so work with me 8)
yep, its the only way I'm afraid...you mean some people are reading this straight....wtf?   If ever a thread existed whereby being bent as a mofo made digesting the info contained therein a little easier......This is that thread!


hah, nicely put.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: spunjtom on August 09, 2013, 05:15 am
this is a story for fmylife.com
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: semi_feral_human on August 09, 2013, 05:19 am
First check with your friend's mother she really did tell your friend that you like animal porn.

Yes. You have to consider if this is something your friend would make up to fuck with you. Good luck on the awkward investigation.

Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: cheeto69 on August 09, 2013, 07:33 am
First check with your friend's mother she really did tell your friend that you like animal porn.

Yes. You have to consider if this is something your friend would make up to fuck with you. Good luck on the awkward investigation.

My friend is definitely not lying to me, he's not the kind of person to make up shit like this. Also I don't see his mom very often so it would be a horrifically awkward conversation to call her up for the sole purpose of asking if my mom told her I look at beastiality porn.

this is a story for fmylife.com

Pfft, what is this, 2008?

I'm seeing my mom tomorrow night so I'll ask her about it then. Wish me luck, I'll report back as well...
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: TMan99 on August 09, 2013, 08:34 am
I don't understand why you give a fuck? Honestly, who gives a shit if people think you look at beastiality porn?
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Juggernog on August 09, 2013, 08:42 am
I don't understand why you give a fuck? Honestly, who gives a shit if people think you look at beastiality porn?

Another good point.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 09, 2013, 12:05 pm
I don't understand why you give a fuck? Honestly, who gives a shit if people think you look at beastiality porn?

haha I would definitely give a shit if people thought I was sexually attracted to animals.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Rocknessie on August 09, 2013, 12:19 pm
As long as the animals are of age I don't see the problem. Horses, sheep, sows, etc. Especially if they're slutty-looking.

Looking at under-age animals fucking is just disgusting. Just say no to foal, lamb, and piglet porn!
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: jonnybones on August 09, 2013, 11:14 pm
Anyone know when we're due to see cheeto? the suspense is killing me... I have to know how this thing with his mum plays out, should have started a poll..... so many possible scenario's, I hope his ok.. Fuck now I'm worried about a Horse Dick Lover.... get a life bones. 
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@Rocknessie .... a little concerning really.....however you finished strongly on a valid point...props for that.  ;)
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: adamiz on August 09, 2013, 11:41 pm
Yes indeed. I want to know the next chapter of his story...

Come on cheeto69 we wait anxiously.  :P
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: danconia on August 09, 2013, 11:43 pm
Now would be a bad time to inquire about getting that puppy you wanted, eh?

+1

i think your mom's into dog cock and was just using this story to gauge her friends reactions to see if she would be safe to share her secret beastophile lifestyle with them.
+1

I don't understand why you give a fuck? Honestly, who gives a shit if people think you look at beastiality porn?
I'm running out of +1's to dish out here.  I don't know if I should be more worried about them thinking you're into bestiality or the fact that your mom and all of her friends somehow know what bestiality is.  I don't know how old they are but anyone 40+ who knows this shit must have gone out of their way to find out.  Us internet generation kids though...
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: cheeto69 on August 10, 2013, 04:45 am
Hi guys. Still here, haven't talked to my mom yet. It's surprisingly difficult to find an opportunity to talk to her about this, because whenever I'm around my mom there's a bunch of other family members nearby as well. As soon as I have the opportunity to ask I will, and I'll report back once I do.

When I made this thread I was unaware my request for advice would receive this much attention. But since it has, I'll make sure to update you guys.

I don't understand why you give a fuck? Honestly, who gives a shit if people think you look at beastiality porn?

I agree with you in the ideological "you shouldn't care what other people think" mentality, but in our society beastiality porn is considered pretty taboo. I mean, the fact that a rumor spread about me all the way back to me indicates it's got a negative connotation attached to it. If people thought I was into blondes, then that would be one thing, but people thinking I'm into beastiality has a bit more of a stigma attached.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: jonnybones on August 10, 2013, 06:24 am
Hi guys. Still here, haven't talked to my mom yet. It's surprisingly difficult to find an opportunity to talk to her about this, because whenever I'm around my mom there's a bunch of other family members nearby as well. As soon as I have the opportunity to ask I will, and I'll report back once I do.

When I made this thread I was unaware my request for advice would receive this much attention. But since it has, I'll make sure to update you guys.

I don't understand why you give a fuck? Honestly, who gives a shit if people think you look at beastiality porn?

I agree with you in the ideological "you shouldn't care what other people think" mentality, but in our society beastiality porn is considered pretty taboo. I mean, the fact that a rumor spread about me all the way back to me indicates it's got a negative connotation attached to it. If people thought I was into blondes, then that would be one thing, but people thinking I'm into beastiality has a bit more of a stigma attached.

Well said cheeto, I totally agree, quite a bit more of a stigma attached to beastiality than blondes....an awful lot actually.  I'm certainly interested to see how it goes with your mum and really appreciate the update.   It looks as if a few jokes are being made cheets, I may be guilty of that myself :-\   and to be honest, I'm not really sorry,  I am however really impressed with your bravery starting a thread with this title and your willingness to keep us updated...... and how you've not taken any jokes personally which you shouldn't..................I think this thread will be around for a quite a while yet.. 8)  all the best with your mum.   
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: isallmememe on August 10, 2013, 10:28 am
I'm running out of +1's to dish out here.  I don't know if I should be more worried about them thinking you're into bestiality or the fact that your mom and all of her friends somehow know what bestiality is.  I don't know how old they are but anyone 40+ who knows this shit must have gone out of their way to find out.  Us internet generation kids though...

what you think only the internet generation know about shit?? ..seriously i'd love to hear your ideas on what life was like for us pre-internet, lol.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Wepromisetwenty on August 10, 2013, 02:27 pm
Ha, weird thread. Im intrigued. Do let us know what happens...

Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: This Is Serious Mum on August 10, 2013, 10:37 pm


                   Suspense is killing me too.

But hat's off to you.....you've been a champ when it comes to absorbing the jokes!

By the way......do you have any pets?
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: cheeto69 on August 11, 2013, 12:31 am
No worries about the jokes, I was definitely expecting them and they've also been quite funny. I wouldn't have posted this here if I was expecting every single person to take me seriously.



                   Suspense is killing me too.

But hat's off to you.....you've been a champ when it comes to absorbing the jokes!

By the way......do you have any pets?

We have a few cats, but they're spayed and neutered. No dogs/horses/dolphins/other traditional beastiality animals though.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: james frazer on August 11, 2013, 12:42 am
My friend is definitely not lying to me, he's not the kind of person to make up shit like this.

In that case you should phone his mom and say, "Did you tell your son that I watch animal porn?".

However I think you have a duty to entertain us, now that we have been hooked in. So for the sake of the saga, perhaps you should go ahead and talk to your mom about it.

In case you are too embarrassed to discuss it with either your mom or your friend's mom, you could approach the issue indirectly by having a tee-shirt made up with the slogan, "I DON'T WATCH ANIMAL PORN". This gets the message across without you having to bring up the subject in conversation, and your mom's reaction may give you a clue as to her role in the slurring of your good character.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: james frazer on August 11, 2013, 12:47 am
We have a few cats, but they're spayed and neutered.

I am puzzled over your use of the word "but".
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: This Is Serious Mum on August 11, 2013, 12:52 am
We have a few cats, but they're spayed and neutered.

I am puzzled over your use of the word "but".

A fine point raised. Well spoken.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: jonnybones on August 11, 2013, 01:23 am
We have a few cats, but they're spayed and neutered.

I am puzzled over your use of the word "but".

A fine point raised. Well spoken.

hmmm yes...I see what you mean.  Another word that  slightly concerned me in op's original post was the word 'serious'....
as in
This would be one thing if I had a serious beastiality porn problem...
hmm... I wonder at what stage one considers their beasitality porn problem to be a serious one....?
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: cheeto69 on August 11, 2013, 02:50 am
We have a few cats, but they're spayed and neutered.

I am puzzled over your use of the word "but".

A fine point raised. Well spoken.

hmmm yes...I see what you mean.  Another word that  slightly concerned me in op's original post was the word 'serious'....
as in
This would be one thing if I had a serious beastiality porn problem...
hmm... I wonder at what stage one considers their beasitality porn problem to be a serious one....?

Once again I would like to reiterate that I do not, nor have I ever, watched beastiality porn. I've seen a few pics of horsedicks and stuff like that, but who can honestly say they've made it to the deep web without ever seeing something like that?

Also I was simply specifying that the cats were spayed and neutered in case anybody accused me of fucking animals. To be honest I'm not even sure if it matters if they're spayed and neutered when it comes to my ability to have sex with them, but all our cats are assholes so if I tried to poke any of them with my dick they'd probably claw my dick off.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: CrazyBart on August 11, 2013, 03:09 am
We have a few cats, but they're spayed and neutered.

I am puzzled over your use of the word "but".

A fine point raised. Well spoken.

hmmm yes...I see what you mean.  Another word that  slightly concerned me in op's original post was the word 'serious'....
as in
This would be one thing if I had a serious beastiality porn problem...
hmm... I wonder at what stage one considers their beasitality porn problem to be a serious one....?

Once again I would like to reiterate that I do not, nor have I ever, watched beastiality porn. I've seen a few pics of horsedicks and stuff like that, but who can honestly say they've made it to the deep web without ever seeing something like that?

Also I was simply specifying that the cats were spayed and neutered in case anybody accused me of fucking animals. To be honest I'm not even sure if it matters if they're spayed and neutered when it comes to my ability to have sex with them, but all our cats are assholes so if I tried to poke any of them with my dick they'd probably claw my dick off.

haha quit throwing that last "but" in there.  It is not helping
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Relicx on August 11, 2013, 05:18 am
This thread is a good laugh....good luck on your quest for the truth dude.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: cheeto69 on August 11, 2013, 05:36 am
Those of you who have been following my journey will be glad to know that I have an update.

I confronted my mom when she came to say goodnight to me, and it wasn't as awkward as I expected it to be. I explained to her what my friend had told me, and asked her if she had told people I watched beastiality porn. She was pretty surprised and repeatedly insisted she hadn't done anything like that. Her initial idea was that she had made a joke referencing the time me and my friend got caught watching porn in first grade, but that wouldn't have made much sense because I don't know how anyone would mishear "caught him watching porn with his friend in first grade" with "caught him watching beastiality". Anyways, she seemed to feel pretty bad that I had heard she said that, and repeatedly insisted she would never say anything like that. Which in my mind is true, my family usually doesn't go gossiping about each other like that. I said that I believed her and she left.

About five minutes later she came back, and I guess while she was gone she told my dad what I had asked her. My dad's theory, who was also there on the night that they were hammered and my mom allegedly told people I was watching beastiality, was that my mom said something in a sarcastic way, and my friend's mom took it seriously. This is plausible, because my friend's mom is Asian with a heavy Chinese accent and isn't very good at sarcasm. My family is also pretty sarcastic. Unfortunately my dad was even more drunk than my mom was that night so he wasn't able to recall very well whether or not that would have happened. All this information was relayed back to me by my mom. Maybe I'll ask my dad about it later to double check. Anyways, I told my mom I believed her and she left again.

So for now I'm not sure what to think. My mother denied it and gave me a plausible explanation as to why my friend's mom may have said that, but I don't know why she would joke about me watching beastiality. That seems like a pretty weird thing to joke about. At this point the only option I can think of to get further information is ask my friend's mom, but I don't know when I would ever get an opportunity to ask her, plus that sounds like a horrifically awkward conversation. The search for the truth is tough...
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: flizk on August 11, 2013, 06:58 am
This thread blows my mind. I doubt my mother would even know bestiality porn exists.

BTW, when I first read your nick I thought it read "cheetah 69". You sure that wasn't a Freudian slip. :D
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: Remediless on August 11, 2013, 07:54 am
Those of you who have been following my journey will be glad to know that I have an update.

I confronted my mom when she came to say goodnight to me, and it wasn't as awkward as I expected it to be. I explained to her what my friend had told me, and asked her if she had told people I watched beastiality porn. She was pretty surprised and repeatedly insisted she hadn't done anything like that. Her initial idea was that she had made a joke referencing the time me and my friend got caught watching porn in first grade, but that wouldn't have made much sense because I don't know how anyone would mishear "caught him watching porn with his friend in first grade" with "caught him watching beastiality". Anyways, she seemed to feel pretty bad that I had heard she said that, and repeatedly insisted she would never say anything like that. Which in my mind is true, my family usually doesn't go gossiping about each other like that. I said that I believed her and she left.

About five minutes later she came back, and I guess while she was gone she told my dad what I had asked her. My dad's theory, who was also there on the night that they were hammered and my mom allegedly told people I was watching beastiality, was that my mom said something in a sarcastic way, and my friend's mom took it seriously. This is plausible, because my friend's mom is Asian with a heavy Chinese accent and isn't very good at sarcasm. My family is also pretty sarcastic. Unfortunately my dad was even more drunk than my mom was that night so he wasn't able to recall very well whether or not that would have happened. All this information was relayed back to me by my mom. Maybe I'll ask my dad about it later to double check. Anyways, I told my mom I believed her and she left again.

So for now I'm not sure what to think. My mother denied it and gave me a plausible explanation as to why my friend's mom may have said that, but I don't know why she would joke about me watching beastiality. That seems like a pretty weird thing to joke about. At this point the only option I can think of to get further information is ask my friend's mom, but I don't know when I would ever get an opportunity to ask her, plus that sounds like a horrifically awkward conversation. The search for the truth is tough...

So basically she told them she caught you watching bestiality porn but was joking, because, well, she was hammered. But upon reflection she misjudged her audience and now she's quite genuinely horrified that you found out.

Well all's well that ends well, although the finger of suspicion now rests on your mom and dad - who clearly both think bestiality porn is a laughing matter. Methinks a certain couple got hold of a VHS copy of Animal Farm back in the day...*Taps nose*
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: isallmememe on August 11, 2013, 08:46 am
Those of you who have been following my journey will be glad to know that I have an update.

I confronted my mom when she came to say goodnight to me, and it wasn't as awkward as I expected it to be. I explained to her what my friend had told me, and asked her if she had told people I watched beastiality porn. She was pretty surprised and repeatedly insisted she hadn't done anything like that. Her initial idea was that she had made a joke referencing the time me and my friend got caught watching porn in first grade, but that wouldn't have made much sense because I don't know how anyone would mishear "caught him watching porn with his friend in first grade" with "caught him watching beastiality". Anyways, she seemed to feel pretty bad that I had heard she said that, and repeatedly insisted she would never say anything like that. Which in my mind is true, my family usually doesn't go gossiping about each other like that. I said that I believed her and she left.

About five minutes later she came back, and I guess while she was gone she told my dad what I had asked her. My dad's theory, who was also there on the night that they were hammered and my mom allegedly told people I was watching beastiality, was that my mom said something in a sarcastic way, and my friend's mom took it seriously. This is plausible, because my friend's mom is Asian with a heavy Chinese accent and isn't very good at sarcasm. My family is also pretty sarcastic. Unfortunately my dad was even more drunk than my mom was that night so he wasn't able to recall very well whether or not that would have happened. All this information was relayed back to me by my mom. Maybe I'll ask my dad about it later to double check. Anyways, I told my mom I believed her and she left again.

So for now I'm not sure what to think. My mother denied it and gave me a plausible explanation as to why my friend's mom may have said that, but I don't know why she would joke about me watching beastiality. That seems like a pretty weird thing to joke about. At this point the only option I can think of to get further information is ask my friend's mom, but I don't know when I would ever get an opportunity to ask her, plus that sounds like a horrifically awkward conversation. The search for the truth is tough...

i told ya, she was trying to gauge her friends reaction to her new kink. obviously their reaction wasn't what she had hoped it would be and now she's trying to backtrack like crazy and cover up any mention of the word. yo mom's a beastophile dude.
Title: Re: My mom has been telling her friends I look at beastiality porn
Post by: james frazer on August 12, 2013, 02:44 am
...but all our cats are assholes so if I tried to poke any of them with my dick they'd probably claw my dick off.

haha quit throwing that last "but" in there.  It is not helping

A brief perusal of the animal porn forums supports your decision to abstain from cat molestation. Apparently they are indeed likely to use their claws when excited, and from the above it seems unlikely that you are amongst the minority of animal lovers this would appeal to.

...my mom had told my friend's mom this when they were drunk and with a bunch of other friends.

With regard to damage limitation, perhaps you should check with the children of the other friends who were present, as to whether their parents have also mentioned you in conversation recently? It's best to try and nip these rumors in the bud.