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Title: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: Winky Doodle on May 04, 2013, 07:52 am
Please help me I'm really scared right now.

I weight 158LBS and I am 17 years old.

Earlier this week I got some MDMA, 10 tabs that were 80% pure MDMA each. I've been crying on and off today because I'm so scared and this really sucks and I don't know what to do.


On the first day, I took 1 100MG pill. I went for a few hours and I decided to take another. This was all I took that day and then I went on to the next day, I think I took a couple more that day. Then the next day I took one or two more.

After each time I fell asleep and woke up I felt fine and no hangover effects whatsoever. I decided I would take two more, and I took these anally, I crushed them up and used a small funnel. I actually did this twice with two pills.



Over about 3-4 days I took 8 100MG 80% MDMA Green Bulls. During the last couple pills I also took about 8 Vicodin. I fell asleep and woke up and fell asleep for a whole day, and now I'm awake and feel scared and really really different. What should I do.


Please help me, I'm really scared right now. How long is this going to last. Should I tell my mom. I think I need to go to the hospital.

I flushed the last two MDMA I had down the toilet, and and not doing any more drugs until this all clears up. I probably won't ever be doing MDMA again.


Please any help. Thank you.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: Winky Doodle on May 04, 2013, 07:53 am
Should I tell my mom right now.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: iheartvending on May 04, 2013, 08:00 am
Thats alot of MDMA, but not enough to seriously harm you. 

You are freaking out, getting all worried for likely nothing.  Calm down, take a few deep breaths, drink a couple glasses of water and get some rest.  Go to you local health food store and get some 5HTP in the morning.  Take it every day (recommended dosage) and this will help the "blah feeling" that you're probably going to feel the next few days.  Just a general "sadness" but nothing to freak out about.

The "difference" you feel is the classic come down of too much mdma.  Its normal.  200mg a day a few days in a row isn't going to kill you.  Or even hurt you.  The vicodin don't help though and to me are worse than the mdma.

Drink some water.  Have a BIG glass.  Or two.  Get some rest.  Things will look better in the AM.

And 17 years old is too young for vicodin.  That pretty serious stuff.  I also think its too young for Mdma.

You will be fine.  But stay away from drugs for a few years.  Or forever.  Really.
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Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 04, 2013, 08:01 am
Go tell your mom that you're an internet troll.  Falling asleep on MDMA....  Next tell me how you manage to put crushed pills in your asshole with a funnel... :o
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Post by: shuvool on May 04, 2013, 08:04 am
You probably should cool off from drugs for a while dude. Taking xtc over that much time isn't going to do much for you, your brain needs time in between rolling to recharge. Something about serotonin or some such, I'm not quite positive, but I do know that when I went on weekend fun times if I tried to do it too often, I didn't get the same effect. 

Not sure why you decided hydrocodone was the next best thing to do while coming down off of xtc, but 8 is a lot for a guy your size. Hell, 8 is a lot for a guy my size and I'm twice your size.  IANAD, but I would recommend you to calm down while your system gets rid of all the substances floating around in your body. Your biggest worry right now is all that vicodin. The problem with taking a bunch of vicodin at once is that it's not just hydrocodone (the stuff in the pill that gets you high), the problem is that there's a bunch of tylenol in that pill too, and too much tylonol is really harsh on your liver.

How many mg were the vicodin pills and how strong were they?  they'll either be 5 mg, 7.5 mg, or 10 mg buffered with 500 mg, 600 mg, or 750 mg of tylenol.
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Post by: InfiniteSource on May 04, 2013, 08:05 am
When I was 17 I was buying Robitussin.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: underbelly on May 04, 2013, 08:06 am
1) Silly kids shouldn't even touch drugs
2) Telling mum about illegal activities is dumb and will cause unnecessary stress
3) You play, you pay

Relax and you ill be fine sooner or later. Go to hospital if you are scared but only admit to taking drugs if your life depends on it (you are about to die from an OD and doctors can't tell wtf is wrong with you).

And please get off Silk Road, you are not old enough to use eBay yet.

Fucking kids.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: Japan1980 on May 04, 2013, 08:12 am
Go tell your mom that you're an internet troll.  Falling asleep on MDMA....  Next tell me how you manage to put crushed pills in your asshole with a funnel... :o

LOL +1


But seriously if he's not trolling - then my advice is fucking man up and ride through the comedown like everyone else has to.
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Post by: Baraka on May 04, 2013, 08:14 am
I laughed my ass off at the OP and JNH's response. Thanks for my entertainment for the day!  ;D ;D ;D

If this is for real, you should definitely get honorary mention for a Darwin Award. Next time, you might actually "win" one.  ::)
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Post by: Chupa Chups on May 04, 2013, 08:19 am
You stupid if dont read first about the drug you are planing to take. Read about dosis, how it will feel and so on. And start light with every drug!
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 04, 2013, 08:32 am
I'm serious.  How did you expect us to believe that you put drugs in your asshole with a funnel?  I'm very serious...  Lay upside down on your neck, insert funnel deep into asshole, dump crushed pills in funnel and cram them in your butt with something like a dowel rod?  I can't even imagine this being possible.  If you're serious, please tell me your technique...
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: StonedAge on May 04, 2013, 08:37 am
I'm serious.  How did you expect us to believe that you put drugs in your asshole with a funnel?  I'm very serious...  Lay upside down on your neck, insert funnel deep into asshole, dump crushed pills in funnel and cram them in your butt with something like a dowel rod?  I can't even imagine this being possible.  If you're serious, please tell me your technique...


jtfo!
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: StonedAge on May 04, 2013, 08:41 am
Yeah i agree, this has to be some BS. MDMA will NEVER put you to sleep!
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: pedlar on May 04, 2013, 08:41 am
Crushed pills up your ass, I'm pissing myself laughing. Can you put up a video so we can see your technique ?
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: Vinospear on May 04, 2013, 08:44 am
I'm serious.  How did you expect us to believe that you put drugs in your asshole with a funnel?  I'm very serious...  Lay upside down on your neck, insert funnel deep into asshole, dump crushed pills in funnel and cram them in your butt with something like a dowel rod?  I can't even imagine this being possible.  If you're serious, please tell me your technique...

Can I get these funnels and dowel rods on SR under Drug Paraphernalia? :)
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: Winky Doodle on May 04, 2013, 09:25 am
I fell asleep after the roll, and woke up like this.

Maybe I'm still high. I've taken 8 Vicodin (10/300 something) and 8 100MG MDMA over the past 3-4 days.

I'm just really scared like I don't feel normal,and I had some really weird dreams. I also slept a lot.


Please tell me this isn't permanent.


I looked up the best way to take MDMA, and that came up. It was with a syringe but someone also mentioned a funnel too. It said to crush up the dose and then mix it with a little bit of water, and use a syringe, but you can also use a funnel.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: 2C-Beats on May 04, 2013, 09:30 am
17 on the road? sigh im sorry bro you need to cool it at your age theres to many dangerous substances on here. your experiencing serotonin loss. is all you shouldnt roll days in a row get some multi vitamins and some 5 htp take as directed remain hydrated. 1 gallon of water a day. and next time get question marks . there purer better
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Post by: tastylures on May 04, 2013, 09:48 am
Do a little bit of research on how drugs interact with your body before taking anything, ever. Drugs usually effect chemicals in your brain. They emulate/stimulate/slow the breakdown and reuptake of these neurotransmitters. By doing this, your body is left with a deficit of those chemicals. As long as you don't do heroic doses frequently for a long time, most damage will go back to baseline equilibrium.
Just mellow out, smoke a bowl, read a book and sleep. Doing things for so many days can really upset our delicate chemical balances.
Find out what your body can handle by first researching, then starting with low doses, figure yourself out.

To good times!
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Post by: tastylures on May 04, 2013, 09:52 am
Also, erowid.com is an amazing resource for finding dosages and effects.
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Post by: 00Oo0o0oOo0Oo0oO on May 04, 2013, 09:56 am
I would chill out on the funnel in the butt stuff for a while.  Get some hobbies, go for a walk in the park or something.
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Post by: shuvool on May 04, 2013, 09:56 am
I remember feeling kind of blah the next couple of days after a comedown from xtc, vitamins are always good to take, and working out might take your mind off things
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 04, 2013, 10:07 am
Also, erowid.com is an amazing resource for finding dosages and effects.

I don't agree with most dosages on that site.  The experiences are very unbelievable too.  The last experience I ever read on that site (I quit reading them after this) said that they snorted a 1mg xanax football and passed out and hit their head on their sink and stupid shit like that.  All the experiences on that site are stupid.  I have submitted legitimate experiences before and none of them were ever published on the site.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: rodneeyy on May 04, 2013, 10:08 am
Mabey your not cut out of drugs.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: 00Oo0o0oOo0Oo0oO on May 04, 2013, 10:18 am
You're taking ice cream scoops out of your brain man...
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: LuckyDuck on May 05, 2013, 05:04 am
Hi there.

Remember you're special. There is no one else like you. Your parents love and care about you. Go to one of them and let him or her know what's going on. They are your greatest allies, even if at times they also come down on you like a ton of bricks. Going to them is far better than trying to handle this on your own.

Be kind to yourself. Treat yourself the way you would treat a young child, with utmost care and respect.

Hope you get the help that you need and deserve.

--LuckyDuck
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Post by: aviator on May 05, 2013, 05:22 am
You should take advantage of SR and sell a bunch of drugs at your school. Not the best suggestion but you could make a lot of money.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: dreadpirateuser on May 05, 2013, 05:24 am
....What did I just read...?
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Post by: xpsbud on May 05, 2013, 05:26 am
Don't tell the other kids at school about the funnel, you might get stuck with a nickname like Ramrod or something. :P
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Post by: sliver on May 05, 2013, 05:44 am
I concur with the 5htp; it acts as a type of anti-depressant to level out your serotonin levels which both viocodin and mdma can screw with. Also B6 B3 and B9 vitamins; they help stabilize your neurotransmitters and your sleep cycles. And hydrate hydrate hydrate.

Here's my judgey judgey stuff: MDMA, especially in quantity, at 17 is asking for trouble. It can seriously mess with your brain chemistry and at 17 it's hardly properly developed. Plus, if your first inclination is to run to mom for help, you probably aren't ready to deal with the consequences of your choices.

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Post by: AmericanTragedy on May 05, 2013, 05:49 am
Sounds like someone was on SSRIs/SNRIS and didn't do their research. I hope your parents would have taught you to at least learn what the fuck you're doing before you do it.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: kill all polarbears on May 05, 2013, 06:00 am
(1) Little Man you need to chill out with the drugs for at least 3 months and give your system a brake. You are going to kill yourself with the hard stuff, you just have that type of personality. Your going to be fine, just drink lots of water and drink 5H so the drugs can be flushed out.

(2) In the future just smoke weed and never use anything else. That drug can do wonders and its not dangerous lol

(3) And if you need a stimulant just eat dark chocolate(80% at least), or drink hot chocolate. It's proven to be a proven mood enhancer.

(4) And talk to Jesus man, hes your best friend and I guarantee you that your anxiety will lower a ton if you do! Just talk to him like hes a friend sitting right next to you, its super easy it might feel weird at first but im telling you it is a life changer. He will get you through the hardest times like this one and future ones. He loves you man and he knows you and he has great plans and adventures for you. Im telling you give it a try it dose not hurt to try but im telling you it will change you life.
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Post by: linkk on May 05, 2013, 06:07 am
LOL, just had a good laugh at this. I heard the only way to feel normal again is to stick something else way bigger up your ass. It'll also work best if your mom does it for you!! good luck. dont forget to take some pics and post for us as well.
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Post by: jorgecassio on May 05, 2013, 07:54 am
Go to the hospital, NOT Silk ROad   :-[
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Post by: fuck off on May 05, 2013, 07:57 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by: juswannaschmoke on May 05, 2013, 08:06 am
I'm serious.  How did you expect us to believe that you put drugs in your asshole with a funnel?  I'm very serious...  Lay upside down on your neck, insert funnel deep into asshole, dump crushed pills in funnel and cram them in your butt with something like a dowel rod?  I can't even imagine this being possible.  If you're serious, please tell me your technique...

Can I get these funnels and dowel rods on SR under Drug Paraphernalia? :)

LOL, I was wondering the same thing

Seriously though, if you are seriously tripping you just have to ride it out. Telling your mom is a horrible idea, you should just stick to pot though. You did waaaay to much you could OD, but you wont OD on Mary Jane...just something to think about
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Post by: jackofspades on May 05, 2013, 08:08 am
Dont tell anyone until you are unable to do basic life functions (breathing)

and next time do the drug don't let the drug do you...

+1 to Jack N Hoff lol
also, i like Erowids dosages but not their reports...

if you want real info on drugs visit the DEA website, where according to them one marijuana joint=25 tobacco cigs...

Goodluck OP let us know how it goes!
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Post by: Arkedaz on May 05, 2013, 09:08 am
Hi there.

Remember you're special. There is no one else like you. Your parents love and care about you. Go to one of them and let him or her know what's going on. They are your greatest allies, even if at times they also come down on you like a ton of bricks. Going to them is far better than trying to handle this on your own.

Be kind to yourself. Treat yourself the way you would treat a young child, with utmost care and respect.

Hope you get the help that you need and deserve.

--LuckyDuck
Are you from child support?
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Post by: WingWong on May 05, 2013, 09:15 am
what a fuckhead  funnelboy is.

if true i am sorry for u
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Post by: worm11 on May 05, 2013, 11:23 am
I was reading his post then i saw it said i took 2 anally lol spat some of my drink on my monitor.
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Post by: b0m on May 05, 2013, 12:35 pm
Haha that made my day.

Just thoughts of mine: If you take mdma the brain produces more serotonin (good feeling etc) if you do that for several days your brain will get used to that much of serotonin. So if it is getting less because u dont do mdma anymore it has to get used to the small amount of serotonin ur brain usually produces. After a couple days your brain will get used to it and create those filters it needs to know you dont need more serotonin to be happy again.

But honestly i would never advice anyone to take mdma. I took xtc for several years at the weekends and now i feel like i damaged my brain for ever. I cant feel much. No real love, good feelings, ups and downs, etc i barely have. I figured this once when i took some special hawaiian shrooms and a day later i had all these feelings back for a small amount of time. these feelings i forgot already! Probably because mdma fucked the parts in my brain so now i would need other drugs to make me be able to have these feelings again. These are the feelings that makes u feel alive.

However it all comes down to the amount you take i guess. if u take an mdma pill once or twice a year its probably not bad at all. Do it every weekend for several years and you will feel it.

mdma was a big mistake in my life as i see it. An lsd trip here and there or a shroom trip is much better in my opinion and also much nicer to your body ie brain etc.
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Post by: Wepromisetwenty on May 05, 2013, 12:49 pm
Guys, are we really buying this? His name is winky doodle...
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Post by: jackoxy on May 05, 2013, 01:24 pm
I was reading his post then i saw it said i took 2 anally lol spat some of my drink on my monitor.

reading it saw ''pictures'' you don't wanna see  ???
It is a fact though that a tampon soaked in vodka in your butt makes you F drunk in no time
Maybe the same with those pills and like oxycontin.....
Not for me though ....
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Post by: jackoxy on May 05, 2013, 01:30 pm
Haha that made my day.

Just thoughts of mine: If you take mdma the brain produces more serotonin (good feeling etc) if you do that for several days your brain will get used to that much of serotonin. So if it is getting less because u dont do mdma anymore it has to get used to the small amount of serotonin ur brain usually produces. After a couple days your brain will get used to it and create those filters it needs to know you dont need more serotonin to be happy again.

But honestly i would never advice anyone to take mdma. I took xtc for several years at the weekends and now i feel like i damaged my brain for ever. I cant feel much. No real love, good feelings, ups and downs, etc i barely have. I figured this once when i took some special hawaiian shrooms and a day later i had all these feelings back for a small amount of time. these feelings i forgot already! Probably because mdma fucked the parts in my brain so now i would need other drugs to make me be able to have these feelings again. These are the feelings that makes u feel alive.

However it all comes down to the amount you take i guess. if u take an mdma pill once or twice a year its probably not bad at all. Do it every weekend for several years and you will feel it.

mdma was a big mistake in my life as i see it. An lsd trip here and there or a shroom trip is much better in my opinion and also much nicer to your body ie brain etc.

not bad advice, thinking of taking it......make you think twice.
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Post by: ScorpiaMuEre on May 05, 2013, 01:35 pm
Please help me I'm really scared right now.

I weight 158LBS and I am 17 years old.

Earlier this week I got some MDMA, 10 tabs that were 80% pure MDMA each. I've been crying on and off today because I'm so scared and this really sucks and I don't know what to do.


On the first day, I took 1 100MG pill. I went for a few hours and I decided to take another. This was all I took that day and then I went on to the next day, I think I took a couple more that day. Then the next day I took one or two more.

After each time I fell asleep and woke up I felt fine and no hangover effects whatsoever. I decided I would take two more, and I took these anally, I crushed them up and used a small funnel. I actually did this twice with two pills.



Over about 3-4 days I took 8 100MG 80% MDMA Green Bulls. During the last couple pills I also took about 8 Vicodin. I fell asleep and woke up and fell asleep for a whole day, and now I'm awake and feel scared and really really different. What should I do.


Please help me, I'm really scared right now. How long is this going to last. Should I tell my mom. I think I need to go to the hospital.

I flushed the last two MDMA I had down the toilet, and and not doing any more drugs until this all clears up. I probably won't ever be doing MDMA again.


Please any help. Thank you.

I LoL'd. Pills in the ass? lolololol
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Post by: LuckyDuck on May 05, 2013, 05:12 pm
I hope you're feeling better, and above all, I hope you're not buying into the myth that you have to handle this all alone. That's why you're so scared. Handling something like this is virtually impossible if the only brain you can consult is your own. Your own brain will always give you the same answer, no matter how many times you ask it a question.

Share this with your parents. Or if that doesn't feel safe, see if there is a counselor or teacher at school in whom you can confide.

Finding solace in this particular forum, I can only guess, was a desperate last resort. There are many other places where you can find the help that you need. Please, please, try them.

Best,
--LuckyDuck
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Post by: Siz on May 05, 2013, 06:54 pm
You should to stop, it's the best idea for your health

Take care and say good bye to SR
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Post by: luxuries on May 05, 2013, 07:25 pm
Remember to eat food. I had a really bad experience with drugs because I didn't eat anything for too long after taking.
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Post by: streetelitist on May 05, 2013, 07:38 pm
The amount of stupidity in this thread is ridiculous. & I'm not talking about the OP's trolling.
The fact that so many people are replying with sincere advice because they think this is a true story....is absolutely fucking retarded.
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Post by: luxuries on May 05, 2013, 07:53 pm
oh no i look a bit dumb on the internet what will i do  :'( :'( :'(

plase help me fix this, internet peeps will laugh at meee
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Post by: GoofyGlasses57 on May 05, 2013, 08:39 pm
I smell trolls.  >:(
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Post by: SnowBurn on May 05, 2013, 09:04 pm
Wow. In your arse, really? Where can I get one of these funnels?
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Post by: fuck off on May 05, 2013, 10:30 pm
you will be fine just shove 2 more pills down the funnel into your ass and call me in the morning
pay fee here: fldkfjadlkfjaldkfj49834lkaljk432ljjlkjlkjlkjlkj34
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Post by: juswannaschmoke on May 08, 2013, 05:10 am
Did the kid figure it out or was the kid bogus?
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Post by: uncannyacid on May 08, 2013, 07:35 am
You'll be okay. Drink water, eat food, smoke weed(if it makes you feel better) and get some rest. Vitamins help too.
You should not roll multiple days in a row it can really take a beating to you and destroy the magic.
Don't get into painkillers or opioids unless you want an addiction.
I didn't start doing consuming harder substances than weed or alcohol till I was an adult.  8)
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Post by: FIDBMG on May 08, 2013, 07:39 am
chill out, really
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Post by: Winky Doodle on May 09, 2013, 06:02 pm
Thanks guys. It's serious but I think my situation was making it worse. I'm at the library atm.

Ever since the come down I was inside a house, 24/7. Except for a drive and going to the store. Also before that I was in the house for like 2-3 months without going out much, because every time I decided I would, I'd go do something fun and then my foot would hurt like a bitch.

I think I'm going to get arch surgery, been doing some workouts on it for the last few days, wish I started them earlier, but the doctors gave me the wrong workouts to do and made it worse.
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Post by: mary666 on May 09, 2013, 06:08 pm
Ha Ha really quite amusing  :)
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Post by: bacteria09 on May 09, 2013, 06:15 pm
Is there a funnel that I can shove up my ass that will pump weed smoke into my colon.

I heard shoving weed smoke up my ass would take me to the next universe!
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Post by: oheesawteewaya on May 09, 2013, 06:25 pm
LOL
You guys are cracking me up!

Stay off drugs Kid...lol
And do your research before hand...That's what the interwebz are for after all!   :)
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Post by: preacherman444 on May 09, 2013, 06:28 pm
You're on Tor on the library?

Please do more research on drugs before you take them. MDMA usage has a very characteristic hangover/depression for most people after a roll that can last up to a week. Then you take 800mg of MDMA and wonder why you're not feeling too hot? I'm sorry you're feeling bad dude but you need to cool it for a little bit. Make sure you know what you're putting into your body, why you are doing it, what it is going to do to you (neurochemically, subjectively, physically, emotionally, etc.), and possible side-effects and interactions with other drugs.

You didn't do any of those things and now you are paying the price. You aren't going to die, but you need some sober time to let your brain replenish it's serotonin. Hope you feel better. Let this be a lesson. Erowid is your friend.
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Post by: poki on May 09, 2013, 07:04 pm
obviously you have to take MORE drugs while the funnel is in place. Put in what you can get hold off! Arrr matey!
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Post by: H3rm3s on May 09, 2013, 07:19 pm
OP next time you should mix the crushed pills into a toothpaste container so you can take them anally on the go.
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Post by: britfaglulz2 on May 09, 2013, 10:58 pm
Should I tell my mom right now.

0/10

But if not a troll, this is what happens when SR is advertised on the fucking MSM.

Also, if not a troll, go tell your mummy straight away and ask her to order you some Valium from SR and DO NOT FORGET TO FE EARLY!!!
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Post by: fergdust3250 on May 09, 2013, 11:08 pm
obvious troll is fucking obviously trolling you all. who the FUCK would actually use a funnel in there ass and crush up mdma pills they got online.
give me a break.
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Post by: Oliveoil on May 09, 2013, 11:23 pm
BE CAREFUL!!
Always use a new funnel each time.

Don't share funnels!!!!!!!
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Post by: bighorn on May 09, 2013, 11:49 pm
My mate always used to stick pills up her bum. She couldn't drop them normally without vomiting. I once tried being a shaman and drank my piss when E-ing. Bloody things were duds, so I drank piss mixed with orange squash for nothing.
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Post by: lunarpursuit on May 10, 2013, 12:06 am
gold
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Post by: tastylures on May 20, 2013, 09:05 am
You're taking ice cream scoops out of your brain man...

haha! weeds. LOVE IT.
It's alright as long as we get to eat that ice cream though.... Maybe not if it came out (or in I guess in this case) of the butt...
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Post by: UkashEqualsBTC on May 20, 2013, 09:30 am
chill out you will feel normal ina  day or 2. chemicals in your brain are just out of sync a bit
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Post by: android465764E on May 20, 2013, 10:33 am
Are you gonna return my funnel or not?
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Post by: cmos56 on May 20, 2013, 10:44 am
BE CAREFUL!!
Always use a new funnel each time.

Don't share funnels!!!!!!!

that would be my advice also...  8)

but seriously... i have had mdma up my ass with a syringe once, but it was pure (or at least as pure as it can get) and powdered and did fuck my brains out  :o
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: Luvs2Trip on May 20, 2013, 11:25 am
as I've seen a lot of interest for MDMA ass funnels in the thread I though this would be a good time for me to introduce myself as a new vendor with only the finest of funnels!

Our funnels come in many different colors and one size fits all! All funnels have been tested by me personally to ensure only the best quality!

Remember.... Face down, ass up, thats the way we like our MDMA

@winky doodle:  Please remember to leave that review you promised!!
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: baranliam on May 20, 2013, 11:43 am
...by far one of the most amusing threads I've encountered. Wish I could +1 everyone but I dunno how lol.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: CannaConnection on May 20, 2013, 11:48 am
Go tell your mom that you're an internet troll.  Falling asleep on MDMA....  Next tell me how you manage to put crushed pills in your asshole with a funnel... :o

Jack N Hoff, Everyone is different. For my entire life I have been able to fall asleep like a baby mid roll if I wanted to. Ecstacy or Molly is the my favorite drug and one of the reasons why it is is because I CAN fall asleep on it or at the end of the night like I want to. I know a lot of other people who don't think the same way, but, I surely know many people who share my feelings as well.
Title: Re: Really scared, Please Help.
Post by: pure Milo on May 20, 2013, 12:18 pm
this is hilarious, Op goes from being strung out on anally inserted pills to talking about his arches hurting.

best troll thread i've read today..... the ones where you think "surely this person is not serious?" are the best troll threads.