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Discussion => Security => Topic started by: The Consultant on November 06, 2012, 03:34 am

Title: Criminal Consulting
Post by: The Consultant on November 06, 2012, 03:34 am
[This is a copy of a thread I posted in Product Offers, but since it IS a discussion topic, it makes sense to put it here too.]

Hey there Silk Road!

I'm The Consultant, and that's just what I plan to be. I'm not a seller yet but I want to know if you're interested in my service before I go any further. My specialty is thinking, contemplation, and analysis. Therefore my service is doing that for you, for basically anything. The main one I have in mind though, is crime.

If you've got a crime in mind but no idea how to carry it out, or you want some advice, come to me! I'll sort you out. Any crime you need done, I'll tell you how, and I'll see about putting you in contact with people to help you... with the hands-on work, if required.

Crime isn't all though, I'm also open to consulting you on pretty much anything. Anonymous, of course, I don't want to be creeping your life or anything, but I'm happy to help someone in need of some counseling or whatever. I'm a good person to talk to, honest; I can't count how many people I've talked out of suicide for goodness sake.

Why crime then? I'm bored. Bored bored bored and life as it is isn't interesting enough and I'm not going to commit crime myself but I definitely have the mind for it. So instead, I can help you commit yours.


What do you think, sound like something you'd buy in to? It would be free at first, of course, but after that I'd charge for it.
Let me know what you think! Thanks a lot. :)

- The Consultant
Title: Re: New Service - Crime Consulting
Post by: pinky2011 on November 06, 2012, 03:40 am
You should have named your SR alias, "Mother Fucker Jones." I feel like you just watched Horrible Bosses or something haha
Title: Re: New Service - Crime Consulting
Post by: The Consultant on November 06, 2012, 03:44 am
You should have named your SR alias, "Mother Fucker Jones." I feel like you just watched Horrible Bosses or something haha

I'm sorry, i don't understand the reference. :)

- The Consultant