Silk Road forums
Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: therealgod on September 02, 2012, 01:45 am
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This is just a conversation with derp scammer lovestotrip that I thought you guys would enjoy. I don't know how to access my sent messages but I copied and pasted them into a notepad file. They won't be in quotes though. The guys retardation gets hilarious at the end.
In forum:
i am looking to buy a couple hundred dollars of bitcoins with moneypak tomorrow but i am looking for a legit vendor with little to no fees thanks for any help you can provide
I would love to do this for you, I'll even send the bitcoins to you beforehand to build my reputation!
In pm:
hey i would love to buy some coins for moneypak and since you agreed to go first i will be getting a moneypak sometime soon today so hit me up with how you can sell to me thanks.
therealgod: how much money is your moneypak $1000?
yeah dude i got a 500 moneypak right now so if your okay with going first its up to you thanks let me know
therealgod: Ok what is your SR username, also, I'm straight but I've been watching a lot of gay porn lately. Could you please explain that?
lmao idk dude maybe your bi curios and my silkroad username is lovestotrip thanks lemme know when you sent it so i can hope you up with the code.
therealgod: Ok just one more question would you like your bitcoins with a happy ending? ;) ;)
lol dude are you trolling me im just looking to buy some coins haha.
therealgod: Of course not my new bitcoin exchange service is very important to me, you don't seem very nice though so I don't know if I want to send the coins first....
lol i am a nice guy i got the code right here for that happy ending XD
therealgod: Dude that's disgusting are you gay or something?
lol look you are the one who started talking about the gay stuff i searched everywhere to find this moneypak so if you could please help me that would be great.
therealgod: Yeah but I'm confused now. How do I know you have the moneypak waiting for me?
it took me forever to find this i had to search like 3 rite aids and a couple other stores i swear im not bsing you
therealgod: Yeah I really want to get some business and reviews in too but I don't know if I can trust you anymore because you called me bi curious. How am I bi curious if I spend 2 hours a day masturbating to gay porn?
therealgod: I watch tentacle hentai too so it's not like that's all I watch.
lol forget i said that it was a joke dude it would mean the world to me if you could help me with this you have my word i will not rip you off.
therealgod: OK cool I'm really sensitive about that. So do you still want that happy ending or what...
sure lol please help a brother out.
therealgod: Dude I already said that that's disgusting. You must be gay.
look your trolling me so yeah i just need to buy some coins ok.
therealgod: Look, I'm not trolling I just don't know if I can trust you anymore. You're really weirding me out right now and I don't know if I should send the coins first.
you are the one who keeps trying to make me say gay stuff im straight dude lol can you please just help me with the bitcoins i never asked you anything about gay porn in the first place...
therealgod: Ok, just a few more questions. What is a bitcoin and how can I obtain one?
its a crypto currency used to buy stuff off silkroad you can get some from this website https://www.bitinstant.com/
therealgod: OK great, and what is silk road and how do I get there?
dude stop trolling me
therealgod: Wait! I just bought 70 bitcoins off of a site called mtgox.com. I really want to do business now. I will send you the coins first if you just answer this one question... DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT WANT A HAPPY ENDING?!?!?!
lol i just want to put 500 dollars into your pocket man thats all
therealgod: dude I AM GETTING PISSED. JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION SO WE CAN DO BUSINESS. DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT WANT A HAPPY ENDING?!?!?!
no but i would like to buy some bitcoins if that makes you feel any better
therealgod: Dude, why don't you want a happy ending? Just say yes and I'll send you the coins...
yes
therealgod: AHAHAHAHA. You stupid faggot I'm not doing any business with you at all because you're gay!
I just have to post this now even though I just now sent this last message because it's getting hilarious.
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he responded with this:
ok dude have fun i am about to DDOSS the shit out of your computer
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Ahaha, dude, I just keep fucking with him as proof of all of this look in this thread:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=39901.0;topicseen
im trying to give you that opportunity but you keep fucking with me
nobody talk to this guy hes just a faggot troll with no coins and no life
Anyway, I've actually gotten bored with this guy because I can't think of anything funnier than what has already happened so I'm just going to stop replying to his messages.
the last 2 were me: Oh no!! you have that capability please let me send you the coins for free!
him: I just want to buy them blah blah quit trolling.
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lol