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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: lovingyou on July 02, 2012, 12:13 pm

Title: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: lovingyou on July 02, 2012, 12:13 pm
I've discovered the absolute best way to ship LSD without any risk of it getting discoverd. Thank me later.
Given the fact that LSD comes on blotter paper, one does not even need to use the postal service. LSD is also active on regular paper.
Recently I've received an entire sheet of LSD, withing 5 minutes of ordering it.... by FAX.
I know some of you will think faxing things are methods of the past, but please look into it because faxing sheets of LSD is fast, safe and secure.
I should win an award for coming up with this new ingenious way of shipping LSD.

Peace.
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: psychedelicmind on July 02, 2012, 12:19 pm
Can I have some of whatever you're on?! :)
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: Knomo on July 02, 2012, 12:27 pm
Can I have some of whatever you're on?! :)

Sure, what's your fax number? ;D
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: cache on July 02, 2012, 12:33 pm
Isn't fax paper shiny and not very absorbent though? That could be a problem as blotter absorbs a lot more. Maybe you could get around it by enlarging the blotter when you scan it, maybe enlarge one hit to about 4" square then you should get the same amount of LSD on it.
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: zero effect on July 02, 2012, 12:48 pm
Fax? Thats old skool. PDF all the way. Shit gets me messed up.
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: mkbtst on July 02, 2012, 12:48 pm
Troll!

lolol will bite anyway

2 types of faxes: Laser printing faxes and thermal faxes. Will ignore inkjet faxes as they're just not cost effective enough to be commonplace.
http://www.morgenpost.de/web-wissen/gesundheit/article962844/Laut-Studie-kann-Tonerstaub-Krebs-verursachen.html <--Toner causes cancer
http://www.chinapost.com.tw/health/cancer/2011/01/06/286548/Carcinogen-found.htm <-- Bisphenol A found in 60% of thermal paper.

Incidently, The first use of BPA was to enhance the growth of cattle and poultry. The second use of BPA in the mid 1930s was as an estrogen replacement for women.
Quoting Wikipedia for the win http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A#History

Might have BPA to thank for the bitch tits -_-
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: Brave New World on July 02, 2012, 01:29 pm
When you fax a piece of paper, it transmits the information on the paper, not the piece of paper itself.

HOLY SHIT. You are joking right? I cannot even detect sarcasm on this forum anymore after some of the shit I have read.
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: cache on July 02, 2012, 01:41 pm
Nope, sorry mate but you clearly have no idea how a fax machine works.

Inside it compresses the actual piece of paper which you want to send until it is tiny, then it forces it down the telephone wires with electromagnetic propulsion. The piece of paper which comes out at the sending end is actually a copy of the original, which is sent to the receiver.

Please at least TRY to read up on things before you post.
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: zero effect on July 02, 2012, 01:45 pm
If you dont believe BNW I will put a listing up for the PDF file that you can eat. I wont even ask you to FE before you try. ;D
I will give you a few, so all your friends can sit around chewin my paper before you give me your BC  ;)
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: kryptoz on July 02, 2012, 08:27 pm
If this worked, you cud just PDF the file, print it however many times you like, and get free LSD, wishful thinking ::)
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: kryptoz on July 02, 2012, 08:48 pm
put the blotter in a condom and put in a friend's ass

hide your friend in a casket and ship it overnight to your worker

Idk bout you but I'm not into shoving things up my friends asses :x
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: MixM8 on July 02, 2012, 08:51 pm
If I was on some lucy I may believe you.
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: Knomo on July 02, 2012, 09:08 pm
I've discovered a new way to synthesize LSD. Just copy a sheet of LSD in a copy machine and then you will have two sheets. Thank me later.

DUDE I JUST TRIED THIS AT WORK AND IT GOT ME FIRED BECAUSE I CARRIED LSD WITH ME!!!!11!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!111
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: crypto on July 03, 2012, 06:07 pm
Offtopic is the place for this thread..  :P
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: unknownhomosapien on July 03, 2012, 07:32 pm
I usually send mine via email as an attachment it's the future, I usually call it an L-MAIL.
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: DeadHead84 on July 03, 2012, 10:52 pm
Haha guy above me messed his joke up the first time...
Title: Re: Best way to send LSD 100% secure
Post by: RickyRango on July 03, 2012, 11:28 pm
Man that's nothing.  One time I emailed an 8 ball of blow to Russia.