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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: PsilocybinTendencies on June 12, 2012, 02:14 pm
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I know this is an odd question.
But bare with me because I didn't have much in the way of role models, and was one of those people who taught themselves about the birds and the bees by reading adolescent-adulthood.
As a younger man, I thought vaginal quality directly corresponded to the slut-level of the woman in question.
But experience has taught me that this is not the case.
I've had obviously promiscuous women whose pussy tasted like peaches and cream, and less sexually experienced women whose shit was disgusting.
Then you've got women whose pussies are nasty, but they've clearly made an attempt to cover it up.
So what causes this? Is it biology, and certain women are just genetically predisposed to taste and smell better?
Is there some hygienic trick that some women know about, and some women don't?
Is it a mix of all three factors?
I really wanna know, because I really like to eat pussy when the conditions are right. And if in some women the conditions can be improved with a little work, that would be AMAZING.
Or maybe it does have to do with slut level, and the more promiscuous ones don't wanna admit it, and the less experienced ones wanna act more experienced... and I'm just naive...
Any thoughts?
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If a girl has a guy cum inside her that'll make her pussy taste like crap for about a week, even if she has very good hygiene (cause you can't clean that deep inside really can you)..
I tend to think that the sluttier the girl the worse it tastes, but there are obvious exceptions. Genetics are no doubt a part of it too.
But in my experience, it's always the virgins with the best tasting pussies.. They're just.. I dunno.. Fertile.. Pheromonal..
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If a girl has a guy cum inside her that'll make her pussy taste like crap for about a week, even if she has very good hygiene (cause you can't clean that deep inside really can you)..
mate you know some nasty arsed birds then, my mrs tastes fine the next day after shagging. obviously after a wash....
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I think the biggest factor in vaginal taste/odor is the current stage of her menstrual cycle.
Her diet and genetics have an influence too.
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Sweat plays a factor too. I would believe Ballzinator is right about the menstrual cycle as well, as I've had girls who taste fine and then go through a period of time where it smells bad just having sex without even going down.
I don't think a guy cumming inside her matters, I do that all the time and my girlfriend rarely has an odor or bad taste.
I've also been with many escorts and while I won't go down on them, many guys on TER forums do go down on escorts, but I've never had an escort with a bad odor though I stick to the cleaner more professional girls and do my homework on their reviews and such. So that would confirm for me that sexual activity has nothing to do with it.
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This thread is just, pure romance.....
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Majority of women refuse to suck your cock if it's been in their pouch because it's 'disgusting', how hypocritical is that?
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haha - pouch. that's tickled me ;D
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Majority of women refuse to suck your cock if it's been in their pouch because it's 'disgusting', how hypocritical is that?
I dunno about that man, all the girls I've been with had no problem with it. Then again they did have cocks and balls
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yeah my mrs is ok with it as well. and she AIN'T got a cock. or balls.
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Majority of women refuse to suck your cock if it's been in their pouch because it's 'disgusting', how hypocritical is that?
Yeah it's bullshit, I'd go down on a bird after I'd been in her BUT BEFORE I CAME....NOT AFTER.....DENIED!
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Majority of women refuse to suck your cock if it's been in their pouch because it's 'disgusting', how hypocritical is that?
Yeah it's bullshit, I'd go down on a bird after I'd been in her BUT BEFORE I CAME....NOT AFTER.....DENIED!
I've actually been down on a girl after.. it wasn't nice man, wasn't nice at all.
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Majority of women refuse to suck your cock if it's been in their pouch because it's 'disgusting', how hypocritical is that?
Yeah it's bullshit, I'd go down on a bird after I'd been in her BUT BEFORE I CAME....NOT AFTER.....DENIED!
I've actually been down on a girl after.. it wasn't nice man, wasn't nice at all.
I love ya Kap but may God have mercy on your soul.....
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nah, fuck that - it's bad enough kissing her just after she's swallowed
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You guys are wrong, the ultimate way to show a girl you love her is kissing after she sucks you off. (and swallows)
edit: ^^ beaten to it.
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after HE sucks you off?
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after HE sucks you off?
No, after IT sucked me off
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:o pure filth
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:o pure filth
I'm just saying dude, what's the point of having a big fuck off Alsatian dog if you can't put it to good use?
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after HE sucks you off?
Oops, ignore that I made that typo. Freud would be having a field day.
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:o pure filth
I'm just saying dude, what's the point of having a big fuck off Alsatian dog if you can't put it to good use?
Lol, there's some little Yorkie out there extremely glad you didn't pick him.
I guess I've just been unlucky then, probably 7/10 girls I've been with won't suck my cock if it was just in them. I've had girls literally wash it before hand, and then complain it tastes like soap.
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Ok, I wasn't going to post, but it appears no other females have shown up in this thread ;)
It actually is a good question. I think there are several reasons for the difference in taste. First, it's a genetic thing. Everybody smells and tastes different. I've been with clean guys who tasted nasty, and guys who haven't. ( I am a female, btw). Some of it is just straight up hygeine. I really don't think the level of promiscuity has a lot to do with it, unless you're getting sloppy seconds or something.
For me, it comes down to how much I care about the person, and vice versa. I live in a tropical climate, and of course we sweat a lot. But, being in love with my BF, I just LOVE the way he smells. And according to him, he feels the same.
So, not to be too gross, but that's how it works with us.
Sex advise on SR......never thought I'd see the day!! :)
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:o pure filth
I'm just saying dude, what's the point of having a big fuck off Alsatian dog if you can't put it to good use?
Lol, there's some little Yorkie out there extremely glad you didn't pick him.
I guess I've just been unlucky then, probably 7/10 girls I've been with won't suck my cock if it was just in them. I've had girls literally wash it before hand, and then complain it tastes like soap.
You just haven't found the right one, then. Some of us actually like it. ;)
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I think the biggest factor in vaginal taste/odor is the current stage of her menstrual cycle.
Her diet and genetics have an influence too.
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I can't believe I made this thread! My apologies to the community!
I gotta admit. The question has been nagging me though.
Thank you for the serious responses.
Never considered the menstrual cycle. Not sure if that could be a valid explanation or not but I appreciate the anecdotal evidence.
Genetics and hygiene also make sense as plausible explanations.
Also, lots of girls are willing to suck you off after you've been in them.
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You guys are wrong, the ultimate way to show a girl you love her is kissing after she sucks you off. (and swallows)
edit: ^^ beaten to it.
A quick kiss sure.
But if she goes down on you and you save your sperm for its natural destination then its ok to kiss deeply.
As for pussy hygiene, its basically the same for chicks and guys. If your going to have sex - then wash it well!
As for pussy taste, they all tasted good to me!
I do recall one of the guys going down on a women who had just had sex with a good half a dozen men. I'd feel sick myself.
But every guy has tasted his own cum. When younger I'd hit myself in the eye, face, on a regular basic. If we had an Olympic event for distance cum event it would be a younger guy. I can still it my own eye though. This is an accident. Actually strings a little. Maybe if you ever got attacked by a mugger you could smear some jism in his eyes.
Ok, its getting late and I'm talking shit. I'm stoned on the daily medication of good old bud and hash.
One of the guys I work with reckons that certain drugs can make you come with more velocity. Maybe it just feels that way.
Plus the more you abstain the more jism a guy will have. Not sure how long it is before you have a 'full sack' of sperm waiting to do their Olympic event competing with hundreds of millions of others with one winner (usually)
Hygiene is important. I would not touch a women who was not clean. I only have one women so there is no issue there. If I taste my own sperm via that route then its nothing. If another mans sperm was there that would be a big issue. I'd divorce the next day.
And women have to exercise their vagina, especially if they have had kids but no matter - you exercise to make it tighter.. Female entertainers can take the top off a bottle with their pussy.
Men cannot do much apart from exercise the muscle that controls the release of sperm. We can take Viagra but I never have because if I cannot get a hard on its for a good reason.
Women's vaginas are like mens' dicks - each is different! But all pussy that has been cleaned and not been used for a few weeks or months by any other man is beautiful. If she goes down on you always repay the compliment. Ask her - some women do not like oral sex near or just after a period. Oral sex during a period, no way I would do it.
I'm feeling peckish right now but Mrs Red works away in the week often and I am shift working on insane hours. I am employed to work more than actually working. ;)
I'd sooner eat pussy than do drugs!
That says a lot!
But lets be honest there is a limit. We can get suffocated by a women in the height of passion! But as ways of dying go its not a bad one!
When Mrs Red asked me if she wanted to take our relationship to the 'next level' I assumed she meant oral sex.
The only time men do not talk shit is when we are busy down below. And the taste! I wish I could get a drip on it like coke!
But afterwards I brush my teeth. Not right away. But I brush them all the same and gargle with some mouth wash.
I don't want to kiss my mother or aunts with pussy breath.
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There are some threads that I should just ignore.
But like a rabbit to a cobra...
...and in sympathy with killerglass...
from the fantastic and irreplaceable Violet Blue, who basically covers the entire topic.
don't even start with TL;DR
hxxp://www.tinynibbles.com/cunnilingustaste
in case you could not figure out from the title, the site is NSFW, depending on your job
large-block excerpt, with apologies to VB if she is on here for pasting so much--
The scent and taste of a woman has certain certainties, though the makeup of her personal cocktail will change from day to day. These changes depend on any number of factors, from the time in her cycle to whether she’s eaten raw garlic or takes multivitamins. If you’re wondering what’s in store for you when going face-to-face with her vulva, then perhaps a chemistry lesson is in order.
In determining the combination of sensory information we perceive when we put something in our mouths, like food, it’s easy to make comparisons and get general ideas by taking a look at pH (acid/alkaline balance). For instance, on any given day, our skin’s pH hovers between 6.0 and 7.0, while the pH of a healthy, happy vagina hovers between a 3.8 and 4.5. Even though you won’t find pussy on the menu at your local café, you can sample a taste of items near her pH levels: have some black coffee (pH 5), try a lick of lemon (pH 2), or have a glass of the closest thing going, wine, which has the same pH range as the vagina.
While we’re on the subject of food, it’s interesting to note that the friendly bacteria that protect the vagina from becoming the perfect hostess to germs are lactobacilli, the same bacteria found in yogurt. The lactic acid in vaginal secretions plays a big role in keeping the pH low. Healthy, juicy women will have a slightly sweet, slightly pungent scent, very near that of plain yogurt.
The natural taste of a woman can range from slightly tangy to a slippery saltiness, to even having a hint of iron around the time of her menstrual cycle. Strong foods such as asparagus and garlic can influence her flavors, and so can vitamins. Flavors and aromas secreted from an aroused woman’s genitalia are so packed with chemicals and pheromones that they make a powerful biochemical aphrodisiac.
However, this doesn’t mean that her chemistry will “click” with yours, or that your lover will have the same sweet taste every time you go down on her. Should you notice a marked change in your sweetie’s bouquet, and you have both established trust around oral sex, you might gently bring it to her attention, as it may warrant a health check.
When a woman’s vaginal pH changes, her secretions become stronger smelling. Wine is now off the menu; yogurt will not be served with breakfast. It doesn’t take much to upset the balance and change the pH in the vaginal ecosystem, and three big polluters are douching, using a harsh soap, and semen. Douching is one of the biggest causes of vaginal infections. Regular soap is a surprisingly big offender — most body soaps range in pH anywhere from 7.0 to 14.
Women with sensitive vaginas may want to use a low-pH soap, available at many beauty shops and health food stores, in place of regular soap. Choosing a low pH soap to use on your pussy may sound strange at first, but it’s highly recommended — and you use different soaps on your face, right? Look for soap that states a low pH on the label, soap made from goat’s milk, or naturally-made soaps (found in health food stores). Semen is so amazingly alkaline that it can change the scent of a woman within minutes.
One little-known fact is that the human mouth is less hygienic than the vagina, and folks who are going down will want to do their own bit of washing up, too. Rinse your mouth with mouthwash, then water, to eliminate bacteria before you take the plunge. Don’t brush your teeth, however, especially if you’re not using safer sex barriers because brushing (and flossing) your teeth creates tiny cuts with which you may catch — or pass — an STD.
Some men have thicker or thinner come than others, stronger or milder tasting or smelling come than others, and some will shoot a lot while others very little. There are many variables as to why, and some of the factors are diet, frequency of ejaculation, health and physiology.
The taste of a woman can be neutral, slightly sweet or lightly tart, or stronger, salty, musky. Things that can make the flavor of a woman’s vaginal secretions strong or even pungent are vitamins, asparagus, beets, coffee, cigarettes, a diet high in red meats or garlic. Coffee in high doses (especially strong, like espresso) will make her taste slightly bitter. Curries influence flavor as well, and so can diets of spice-rich foods with little water intake. Strong foods like these can influence her secretions in much the same way as they can influence the scent of urine (like asparagus). To keep it smelling and tasting neutral, she can avoid these foods at least 24 hours before oral sex, and drink plenty of water.
Carnivorous women tend to have stronger tasting bits than those who stick to vegetarian diets, though whether this is unpleasant or not to the person doing the tasting is up for debate.
Another thing that affects the taste of a woman that is seldom talked about is — drugs. Over the counter and street drugs both make women’s genital secretions taste sharp, bitter and even rank: antihistamines are especially in this category. Most especially is the street drug speed (also including meth — aka crystal — and crack, as well as cocaine). According to the populations that I and other outreach health workers counsel for sexual health, speed can make a woman taste very unpleasant. But then I suppose, one might not notice or care. But it’s information worth sharing.
Sweetening a woman’s natural essence is a whole different matter. Conventional wisdom on this subject (if there is such a thing) states that if she wants to make her pussy taste sweeter she should drink lots of citrus, pineapple or celery juice, and eat a lot of sweet melon. The more tropical juices and fruits (especially with elimination of bitter dietary factors), the sweeter the girl.
Either way, tactful communication is the golden rule when you talk about her smell and taste. How each woman internalizes the rampant sexual shame about taste and smell is individually filtered and is coped with in infinite ways, from realizing it’s b.s. to actually believing she’s dirty and gross on some level.
You know it yourself — there is nothing hotter under the sun than a lover who goes crazy for your tastes and smells, and makes it crystal clear that they absolutely love to have you in their mouth. Always be sensitive, and let her know how much you enjoy everything about her.
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Guess I have been lucky then, my ex would even suck me off after I had done her up the arse!
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This topic makes me want to start another thread about "penile quality". LMAO.
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My last gf smelt like roses but this current one REEKS even though she's a clean person. I guess it just depends on the girl. Kind of annoying though since she's always wanting me to go down on her and I have to explain that I'd rather it be after a shower
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don't know how you can cope with that mate. must be lurve :-*
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+1
I couldn't stand for that.
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My last gf smelt like roses but this current one REEKS even though she's a clean person. I guess it just depends on the girl. Kind of annoying though since she's always wanting me to go down on her and I have to explain that I'd rather it be after a shower
You just need to march in, throw a firm and commanding stance with a pointed finger and a sideways look and shout "OI! WOMAN! I CAN'T GIVE YOU ORAL UNTIL YOU WASH YA VAGE! NOW I LOVE YA BUT YOU HAVE TO MEET ME HALF WAY! NO WASH, NO NOSH! ODORED VAGINA? NOOOOOOOOO!"
She'll be so stunned and shocked she'll just do what you say and all will become well with the world....
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LMAO - no wash, no nosh. love it
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Lol, yeah I am pretty happy with that one. Needs to be said like this legend says it too - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhoegdk5NvU
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the smell depends on how healthy the girl is.
I think the size of the pussy has to do with how much the girl masterbated and strectched her pussy out,also how tall the girl is. taller women usually have bigger pussys.
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I think the size of the pussy has to do with how much the girl masterbated and strectched her pussy out,also how tall the girl is. taller women usually have bigger pussys.
what
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the smell depends on how healthy the girl is.
I think the size of the pussy has to do with how much the girl masterbated and strectched her pussy out,also how tall the girl is. taller women usually have bigger pussys.
Just to clarify, you do realize that a womans vagina isn't a Stretch-Armstrong doll don't you?
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I think the size of the pussy has to do with how much the girl masterbated and strectched her pussy out,also how tall the girl is. taller women usually have bigger pussys.
what
That.
Fair enough if she is shoving marrows up there or something but I don't think a bit of bean flicking is going to stretch a girl's pussy!
Also I have not noticed much correlation between height and pussy dimensions, but that could just be me.
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I think the size of the pussy has to do with how much the girl masterbated and strectched her pussy out,also how tall the girl is. taller women usually have bigger pussys.
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That.
Fair enough if she is shoving marrows up there or something but I don't think a bit of bean flicking is going to stretch a girl's pussy!
Also I have not noticed much correlation between height and pussy dimensions, but that could just be me.
yeah, +1 to all of this - WTF??? taller women have bigger pussies? behave mate, this is the sort of bollocks skool kids come up with ::)
and LOL @ marrows - throwing a tic tac down an alley springs to mind
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the smell depends on how healthy the girl is.
I think the size of the pussy has to do with how much the girl masterbated and strectched her pussy out,also how tall the girl is. taller women usually have bigger pussys.
I don't think you've ever been near a vagina, apart from birth.
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I'm actually pretty pleased that SRTraveler made this comment, it's made me not feel stupid anymore for accidentally doing K instead of Meph before I went to the shop and slurring at the woman behind the till earlier.
Thank you for lowering the bar below that fuck up lol, you have made me feel better about myself.
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I am more interested in how pussies vary in terms of feel and size.
As a young man, I thought sluts all had big cunt holes and they looked all busted up. But like the smell and taste thing, some slutty chicks have nice feeling pussies that fit like a glove, then chicks without much history there cunt can feel like a bag of mixed meat or the sloppier ones, like fucking a bucket of yogurt.
But honestly giving chicks head was novelty, if they wanna cum they can bounce on my cock or twiddle themself, if they insist on getting head they have to accept having threesome and another chick join in.
I will finish with a joke,
Q How do you make a women cum?
A Who gives a fuck!
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feel like a bag of mixed meat or the sloppier ones, like fucking a bucket of yogurt.
PMSL ;D ;D ;D - funnier than the joke!
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So I think it's fairly safe to say that Women's Lib, the Suffragettes and the notion of male and female equality are lost on Fsgr.......
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... like fucking a bucket of yogurt...
I know that I probably shouldn't ask, but how the fuck do you know what fucking a bucket of yoghurt feels like?
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But honestly giving chicks head was novelty, if they wanna cum they can bounce on my cock or twiddle themself, if they insist on getting head they have to accept having threesome and another chick join in.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a true romantic.
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... like fucking a bucket of yogurt...
I know that I probably shouldn't ask, but how the fuck do you know what fucking a bucket of yoghurt feels like?
American Pie gone wrong....
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It's got to be messy though, fucking a bucket of yoghurt.
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yeah, thats some LSD creativity right there as well....
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It really is. It would cost a fortune too.
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haha, love it - aside from the absurdity of it all we have economics to think about....
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... like fucking a bucket of yogurt...
I know that I probably shouldn't ask, but how the fuck do you know what fucking a bucket of yoghurt feels like?
I never coined the term to be honest. It came about when I was talking with a mate about a chick we both had slept with, who was a bit of a bike. He used the term describing sex with her and it was spot on, I loved the phrase and I stole it. (he actually said yogo, a chocolate yogurt type desert but I internationalized it to just yogurt)
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But honestly giving chicks head was novelty, if they wanna cum they can bounce on my cock or twiddle themself, if they insist on getting head they have to accept having threesome and another chick join in.
so you're not a fan of drinking from the furry cup then fsgr?
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Thats probably a safe assumption mate!
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I think the size of the pussy has to do with how much the girl masterbated and strectched her pussy out,also how tall the girl is. taller women usually have bigger pussys.
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wait hold on guys, im not just making this shit up lol.
The last girl i was with told me she stretched her pussy out when she was younger while masterbating so that her first dick wouldnt hurt her. I was upset to hear this is why she was not tight. And a pussy is a MUSCLE AND TISSUE. It can be stretched out just like any other muscle in the body. and if that muscle is stretched out daily, it will remain stretched out.
And yes, taller women have wider pussy holes.. Its a fact u fuck offs.
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LMAO
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But honestly giving chicks head was novelty, if they wanna cum they can bounce on my cock or twiddle themself, if they insist on getting head they have to accept having threesome and another chick join in.
so you're not a fan of drinking from the furry cup then fsgr?
As a young lad I loved it and could do it all day, these days maybe if the missus is lucky I will go down for her birthday.
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The last girl i was with told me she stretched her pussy out when she was younger while masterbating so that her first dick wouldnt hurt her. I was upset to hear this is why she was not tight. And a pussy is a MUSCLE AND TISSUE. It can be stretched out just like any other muscle in the body. and if that muscle is stretched out daily, it will remain stretched out.
And yes, taller women have wider pussy holes.. Its a fact u fuck offs.
Dude, I think you are getting the wrong end of the stick.
Girls have a thing called a hymen, which is a thin bit of tissue which partially obscures the vaginal entrance. It is a common misconception that when a girl first has sex this will tear and cause lots of pain/blood/etc etc. In fact most girls manage to tear theirs before they have sex either through sports or using tampons. I think she was referring to breaking her hymen rather than stretching her entire vagina.
I assume that you have never shagged a woman who has had a baby. If your theory held true then it would be like chucking a B&H down Oxford Street but in reality the muscles and tissue regain most, if not all, of their original size and shape.
To permanently stretch it like you are describing would need long periods of penetration with very big things over a long period of time, think German Porno rather than having a diddle.
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no dood. we talked about it deeply. She was sayin she was stretching her vagina with her fingers try to make it looser for the dick....
and your not even listening to me. I said "and if that muscle is stretched out daily, it will remain stretched out." Girls do not have babies everyday..... DO THEY?
This girl masturbated daily, stretched that pussy out on purpose daily. Trying to make her pussy hole bigger so a dick would not hurt her. I knw this girl for five years ok...
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Ok mate, whatevers.
I really do think that she is the exception rather than the rule though.
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But every guy has tasted his own cum. When younger I'd hit myself in the eye, face, on a regular basic. If we had an Olympic event for distance cum event it would be a younger guy. I can still it my own eye though. This is an accident. Actually strings a little. Maybe if you ever got attacked by a mugger you could smear some jism in his eyes.
I am very happy to say I have never tasted my own cum. It's sort of a running joke with my girlfriend that if she comes home with a pineapple, I'm getting a couple blow jobs that night, she says it tastes good when I eat pineapple. I'll take her word for it.
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^^ yep, there's truth in that pineapple shit. keep my fruit basket stocked up at home ;)
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no dood. we talked about it deeply. She was sayin she was stretching her vagina with her fingers try to make it looser for the dick....
and your not even listening to me. I said "and if that muscle is stretched out daily, it will remain stretched out." Girls do not have babies everyday..... DO THEY?
This girl masturbated daily, stretched that pussy out on purpose daily. Trying to make her pussy hole bigger so a dick would not hurt her. I knw this girl for five years ok...
Lol mate...you are so far out West you are in Japan...
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no dood. we talked about it deeply. She was sayin she was stretching her vagina with her fingers try to make it looser for the dick....
and your not even listening to me. I said "and if that muscle is stretched out daily, it will remain stretched out." Girls do not have babies everyday..... DO THEY?
This girl masturbated daily, stretched that pussy out on purpose daily. Trying to make her pussy hole bigger so a dick would not hurt her. I knw this girl for five years ok...
Lol mate...you are so far out West you are in Japan...
yeah i can smell something fishy, and it AIN'T that birds fingers.....or my chin ;)
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no dood. we talked about it deeply. She was sayin she was stretching her vagina with her fingers try to make it looser for the dick....
and your not even listening to me. I said "and if that muscle is stretched out daily, it will remain stretched out." Girls do not have babies everyday..... DO THEY?
This girl masturbated daily, stretched that pussy out on purpose daily. Trying to make her pussy hole bigger so a dick would not hurt her. I knw this girl for five years ok...
Lol mate...you are so far out West you are in Japan...
yeah i can smell something fishy, and it AIN'T that birds fingers.....or my chin ;)
Or Lim's Wank Mittens......COMING SOON TO A STORE NEAR YOU!
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what woman in her right mind would openly admit to a male friend, whether he be gay, fuck ugly or a virgin, that she's got a fucking gaping axe wound in between her legs??
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what woman in her right mind would openly admit to a male friend, whether he be gay, fuck ugly or a virgin, that she's got a fucking gaping axe wound in between her legs??
My wife....
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touche! would that be your SR wife or the old dishwasher?
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touche! would that be your SR wife or the old dishwasher?
LOL....I will have to decide and let you know....
Speaking of my many wives, I have got myself a new one and she really is the diamond in the sand. I did a thread about her in the vendor forum because it's that funny, this was the post -
The new Mrs Limetless....
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/55d0ac3e38
SHE JUST SO GANGSTER I COULDN'T RESIST! ;D
What a babe... Who could resist this pock-marked minx with her sullen eyes, naked-Crip-ambition and best of all....no rack!
HOWEVER....as I am feeling generous......I am willing to sell this SR maiden for £5 and a sausage roll! I think very good price! No negotiations!
Here are some other places where you can find the love of my life - http://www.topix.com/forum/drug/oxycontin/T4MBTH92KPDN9FRP4 and - http://www.topix.com/forum/drug/percocet/TNCP9N9U7AGV8GBT7
Anyone else up for buying some fake E's, from someone who shows their face on SR or some Smack or Oxy's from someone who uses unencrypted mail. I KNOW JUST CAN'T WAIT!
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I will give you two sausage rolls and a packet of M&Ms, what do you say?
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Will you provide sauce for the sausage rolls and make sure the M+Ms are not the peanut ones?
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I can do brown sauce, only Daddies not HP.
I can pick out the peanut ones if you want, no extra charge.
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I can do brown sauce, only Daddies not HP.
I can pick out the peanut ones if you want, no extra charge.
I will accept the Daddies sauce but you must be reasonable and meet me half way with the M+Ms. I must have the non-peanut variety.
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I think the size of the pussy has to do with how much the girl masterbated and strectched her pussy out,also how tall the girl is. taller women usually have bigger pussys.
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wait hold on guys, im not just making this shit up lol.
The last girl i was with told me she stretched her pussy out when she was younger while masterbating so that her first dick wouldnt hurt her. I was upset to hear this is why she was not tight. And a pussy is a MUSCLE AND TISSUE. It can be stretched out just like any other muscle in the body. and if that muscle is stretched out daily, it will remain stretched out.
And yes, taller women have wider pussy holes.. Its a fact u fuck offs.
And you actually believed her?
"I stretched my pussy out that's why I'm not tight" /put through girl filter/ = "I got rammed by numerous guys but I don't want you to know, here's some bullshit"
Also.. pussies can go back to their original tightness. That's why in the porn world they have what's called a "snapback"..
But I mean, if I'm going down on a girl and it's rough.. I'll just let her know. Because she deserves to know so she doesn't put off all her future guys, and also because there's no fucking way I'm gonna go down on that shit and lose my boner. If some girl was giving me head and said "it tastes horrible" I wouldn't take it personally I'd just probably think "haha probably should have had that shower after fucking that girl in the ass.." Just be straight with people
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To permanently stretch it like you are describing would need long periods of penetration with very big things over a long period of time, think German Porno rather than having a diddle.
The fuck is German porno?!
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When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
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To permanently stretch it like you are describing would need long periods of penetration with very big things over a long period of time, think German Porno rather than having a diddle.
The fuck is German porno?!
It's porn made in Germany where they wear SS uniforms and push super-efficient sex toys up each other that apparently also stretch you out as well.
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https://encrypted.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=fisting&oq=fisting&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=hp.3...6623.7736.0.8815.7.5.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0...0.0.Q0PV87Rz7eA&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=b3429460bfdf7a32&biw=1000&bih=400
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To permanently stretch it like you are describing would need long periods of penetration with very big things over a long period of time, think German Porno rather than having a diddle.
The fuck is German porno?!
To permanently stretch it like you are describing would need long periods of penetration with very big things over a long period of time, think German Porno rather than having a diddle.
The fuck is German porno?!
Latex.. Double Anal.. Dirty Bitches.. Big black dildos.... That sort of thing.
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Dwarves shitting on amputees, horses being fisted by fat middle aged women in gas masks, you know the crack.
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man you got one fucked up collection of films there cache...
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Speaking of which, have you finished with my copy of Dr Fist yet? It's been over a month and I want it back before I forget about it mate.
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Dwarves shitting on amputees, horses being fisted by fat middle aged women in gas masks, you know the crack.
I've actually seen that Dwarf film.
I think anyone that's been on the internet for long enough is bound to run into it eventually.
Also the guy that gets fucked to death by that horse. You all know what I'm talking about
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Knew a girl in college that was pretty well known for getting absolutely piss faced drunk and inserting beer bottles, large end first, into her cum dumpster. Since her pleasure bag was made of muscle and not clay, it wasn't stretched out lol, but she did have a hymen related injury that made it difficult for her to get off, which was frustrating for her until she met me who loves drug induced sex, keeps several rounds in the clip, and introduced her to anal and the messy world of lube and ice that accompanies it.
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Dwarves shitting on amputees, horses being fisted by fat middle aged women in gas masks, you know the crack.
WTF and with this u masturbate?
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Mister Dank's Mum having ice-cream forced up her arse while she gets slapped around with a violin by a junky being paid in Smack to then cut her toenails with his teeth and then finally getting gangbanged by a group of angry Traffic Wardens.
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just need to get the marks off the case cache and you can have it mate. lost my dinner tray so was using the case and spilt errr.... yogurt on it. yes, that's it - yogurt
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Dwarves shitting on amputees, horses being fisted by fat middle aged women in gas masks, you know the crack.
WTF and with this u masturbate?
well, no - he uses his hand like most people ;D
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just need to get the marks off the case cache and you can have it mate. lost my dinner tray so was using the case and spilt errr.... yogurt on it. yes, that's it - yogurt
Pass it over to Lim, he knows what to do with that :)
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i dunno, cache might get upset - he's bored with the dwarf shitting film, needs something else to tear the head off to....
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just need to get the marks off the case cache and you can have it mate. lost my dinner tray so was using the case and spilt errr.... yogurt on it. yes, that's it - yogurt
Pass it over to Lim, he knows what to do with that :)
Duct-tape a phone to it, set it to vibrate, shove it up Mister Dank's Ma's ass and ring with the callback setting enabled until she spontaneously bursts harmony singing Jerusalem
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Dwarves shitting on amputees, horses being fisted by fat middle aged women in gas masks, you know the crack.
WTF and with this u masturbate?
Yes, what's wrong with that? It's not like I am some type of pervert or anything.
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they're all over the age of consent ain't they cache
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Dwarves shitting on amputees, horses being fisted by fat middle aged women in gas masks, you know the crack.
WTF and with this u masturbate?
Yes, what's wrong with that? It's not like I am some type of pervert or anything.
Course not Cache, it just makes you special...and that is why we love you.
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they're all over the age of consent ain't they cache
Not quite sure what the age of consent is for a horse, but all the humans are, yes.
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if the horses cock is bigger than yours, they're old enough. my uncle taught me that ;)
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I had an uncle like that, oh happy days....
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I had an uncle like that, oh happy days....
Did he have a suspiciously stained camcorder?
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There are some threads that I should just ignore.
But like a rabbit to a cobra...
...and in sympathy with killerglass...
from the fantastic and irreplaceable Violet Blue, who basically covers the entire topic.
don't even start with TL;DR
hxxp://www.tinynibbles.com/cunnilingustaste
in case you could not figure out from the title, the site is NSFW, depending on your job
large-block excerpt, with apologies to VB if she is on here for pasting so much--
The scent and taste of a woman has certain certainties, though the makeup of her personal cocktail will change from day to day. These changes depend on any number of factors, from the time in her cycle to whether she’s eaten raw garlic or takes multivitamins. If you’re wondering what’s in store for you when going face-to-face with her vulva, then perhaps a chemistry lesson is in order.
In determining the combination of sensory information we perceive when we put something in our mouths, like food, it’s easy to make comparisons and get general ideas by taking a look at pH (acid/alkaline balance). For instance, on any given day, our skin’s pH hovers between 6.0 and 7.0, while the pH of a healthy, happy vagina hovers between a 3.8 and 4.5. Even though you won’t find pussy on the menu at your local café, you can sample a taste of items near her pH levels: have some black coffee (pH 5), try a lick of lemon (pH 2), or have a glass of the closest thing going, wine, which has the same pH range as the vagina.
While we’re on the subject of food, it’s interesting to note that the friendly bacteria that protect the vagina from becoming the perfect hostess to germs are lactobacilli, the same bacteria found in yogurt. The lactic acid in vaginal secretions plays a big role in keeping the pH low. Healthy, juicy women will have a slightly sweet, slightly pungent scent, very near that of plain yogurt.
The natural taste of a woman can range from slightly tangy to a slippery saltiness, to even having a hint of iron around the time of her menstrual cycle. Strong foods such as asparagus and garlic can influence her flavors, and so can vitamins. Flavors and aromas secreted from an aroused woman’s genitalia are so packed with chemicals and pheromones that they make a powerful biochemical aphrodisiac.
However, this doesn’t mean that her chemistry will “click” with yours, or that your lover will have the same sweet taste every time you go down on her. Should you notice a marked change in your sweetie’s bouquet, and you have both established trust around oral sex, you might gently bring it to her attention, as it may warrant a health check.
When a woman’s vaginal pH changes, her secretions become stronger smelling. Wine is now off the menu; yogurt will not be served with breakfast. It doesn’t take much to upset the balance and change the pH in the vaginal ecosystem, and three big polluters are douching, using a harsh soap, and semen. Douching is one of the biggest causes of vaginal infections. Regular soap is a surprisingly big offender — most body soaps range in pH anywhere from 7.0 to 14.
Women with sensitive vaginas may want to use a low-pH soap, available at many beauty shops and health food stores, in place of regular soap. Choosing a low pH soap to use on your pussy may sound strange at first, but it’s highly recommended — and you use different soaps on your face, right? Look for soap that states a low pH on the label, soap made from goat’s milk, or naturally-made soaps (found in health food stores). Semen is so amazingly alkaline that it can change the scent of a woman within minutes.
One little-known fact is that the human mouth is less hygienic than the vagina, and folks who are going down will want to do their own bit of washing up, too. Rinse your mouth with mouthwash, then water, to eliminate bacteria before you take the plunge. Don’t brush your teeth, however, especially if you’re not using safer sex barriers because brushing (and flossing) your teeth creates tiny cuts with which you may catch — or pass — an STD.
Some men have thicker or thinner come than others, stronger or milder tasting or smelling come than others, and some will shoot a lot while others very little. There are many variables as to why, and some of the factors are diet, frequency of ejaculation, health and physiology.
The taste of a woman can be neutral, slightly sweet or lightly tart, or stronger, salty, musky. Things that can make the flavor of a woman’s vaginal secretions strong or even pungent are vitamins, asparagus, beets, coffee, cigarettes, a diet high in red meats or garlic. Coffee in high doses (especially strong, like espresso) will make her taste slightly bitter. Curries influence flavor as well, and so can diets of spice-rich foods with little water intake. Strong foods like these can influence her secretions in much the same way as they can influence the scent of urine (like asparagus). To keep it smelling and tasting neutral, she can avoid these foods at least 24 hours before oral sex, and drink plenty of water.
Carnivorous women tend to have stronger tasting bits than those who stick to vegetarian diets, though whether this is unpleasant or not to the person doing the tasting is up for debate.
Another thing that affects the taste of a woman that is seldom talked about is — drugs. Over the counter and street drugs both make women’s genital secretions taste sharp, bitter and even rank: antihistamines are especially in this category. Most especially is the street drug speed (also including meth — aka crystal — and crack, as well as cocaine). According to the populations that I and other outreach health workers counsel for sexual health, speed can make a woman taste very unpleasant. But then I suppose, one might not notice or care. But it’s information worth sharing.
Sweetening a woman’s natural essence is a whole different matter. Conventional wisdom on this subject (if there is such a thing) states that if she wants to make her pussy taste sweeter she should drink lots of citrus, pineapple or celery juice, and eat a lot of sweet melon. The more tropical juices and fruits (especially with elimination of bitter dietary factors), the sweeter the girl.
Either way, tactful communication is the golden rule when you talk about her smell and taste. How each woman internalizes the rampant sexual shame about taste and smell is individually filtered and is coped with in infinite ways, from realizing it’s b.s. to actually believing she’s dirty and gross on some level.
You know it yourself — there is nothing hotter under the sun than a lover who goes crazy for your tastes and smells, and makes it crystal clear that they absolutely love to have you in their mouth. Always be sensitive, and let her know how much you enjoy everything about her.
I just looked up the word vulva on wiki, and all I can say is...Good find.
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I had an uncle like that, oh happy days....
Did he have a suspiciously stained camcorder?
Yes, and a banjo.
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I had an uncle like that, oh happy days....
Did he have a suspiciously stained camcorder?
Yes, and a banjo.
Dirty bitch...
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Thyme, that is exactly what I needed to read! Great find!
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enjoy, Violet Blue has a wealth of useful information on her site, and she's a nice person.
I'd only update this to add all the rest of the substituted cathinones to the part about drugs and taste as information that I seem to be hearing more and more (usually mdpv / mephedrone but those are just most of the market around here). YMMV.
have a nice weekend!
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