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Title: Goin out for a fag...
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 02:17 am
...anyone want twos?
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Post by: blackend646 on June 13, 2012, 02:27 am
I gotta say I never pictured you swinging that way
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Post by: oscarzululondon on June 13, 2012, 02:29 am
I gotta say I never pictured you swinging that way

It's a British phrase. And no, I can buy my own cigarettes. Are you so desperate you're going to start using rollies soon Limet?
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 02:32 am
Nah I just didn't want a whole one to myself lol. Thought I'd share the wealth.

And god no, fuck rollies. Marly lights for the win every single time.

Do have a slight issue though, I have now ran out of ciggies and it's 3.31 am....I can't get a taxi to the shop because I feel too fucked up and I know full well I'm going to want one before the shop opens at 7.....

This is not a good situation for Limetless....
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Post by: kmfkewm on June 13, 2012, 04:00 am
they must have a gay bar open somewhere at that hour
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 04:02 am
they must have a gay bar open somewhere at that hour

Lol....yes I realize I walked straight into this one already mate.....
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Post by: breathe on June 13, 2012, 08:24 am
I'll bum ya some smokes
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 08:31 am
it's a bit late, but i'll join ya Lim. B&H though, Marlys taste rank
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 08:35 am
it's a bit late, but i'll join ya Lim. B&H though, Marlys taste rank

Marly's kick ass....this is an established truth lol.

Also just did an epic fail going to the shop. Wasn't looking what I was doing and did a line of K instead of Meph going out the door, got half way to the shop and basically went into wobble mode. Only just managed to buy ciggies at all. Epic fail...FML
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 08:57 am
haha - i did something like that on the weekend. was sorting some skunk out for a couple of mates and one of them paid for an eighth with 20 nuggets in a bag. went down the pub straight after and asked the bloke behind the bar if he'd swap them for paper money, he said 'yeah no worries' so i pulled the bag of coins out of my pocket with the rest of the skunk! everyone in the bar saw it. i quickly snatched the green bag, stuck it in my other pocket and just ordered a pint as if nothing had happened.

proper face palm moment...
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 09:10 am
Hahahaha that Raouly, is the definition of tact. :P

And yeah the woman at the counter gave me a well funny look when I was at the counter because I was being weird. Ah well fuck it.
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 09:13 am
my thoughts exactly - he didn't kick me out of the pub so bollocks - i'm having a pint!
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 09:21 am
Haha well ya gotta be in it to win it ain't ya.

Urgh fuck I am having another day off today. Can't deal with packaging or anything else to be frank. Doing my other work is gunna be hard enough, can't deal with packages as well.
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 09:26 am
whats the comedown like on that meph? i have heard there is one, is it like a pill, booze hangover or what?
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 09:33 am
Erm, it's not too bad to be honest but I have gotten used to it. I've done about 2-3g over the last 24 hours so I'm feeling a little worse for ware. Depends how much ya do as well, first timers done get come downs if ya take it in moderation. :)
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 09:38 am
haha, i'm not exactly known as 'Mr Moderation' in our little circle. is it a spacy thing, like with mandy where you're just all eyeballs staring at everything, or more of a sick thing?
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 09:49 am
haha, i'm not exactly known as 'Mr Moderation' in our little circle. is it a spacy thing, like with mandy where you're just all eyeballs staring at everything, or more of a sick thing?

Haha the effects are like taking the euphoria of Mandy and the rush of Bing and then combining them until they balance each other out.
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 09:55 am
man i can't wait to get my $ sorted....
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 10:07 am
Haha I can tell you will love it already tbf.  ;)
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Post by: sollemnis on June 13, 2012, 11:38 am
It's rushy, euphoric, you feel like fucking superman. Perfect drug. Speaking of Drone, you shipping out the M1 I ordered and the sample of your pre-ban Drone today Lim? Or are you too fucked up haha
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 11:56 am
It's rushy, euphoric, you feel like fucking superman. Perfect drug. Speaking of Drone, you shipping out the M1 I ordered and the sample of your pre-ban Drone today Lim? Or are you too fucked up haha

I'm gunna be straight with ya, it ain't going out today. I feel shite and I don't really like doing drops when I look a mess. Gunna chill out and recover today, stay awake and then go bed early and wake up without fucking my sleep pattern. All the packages will definitely be shipped tomorrow though, ya got me word. :)

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Post by: Moon Fried on June 13, 2012, 12:01 pm
Nothin like a good cig to chill you out, no matter the time.

American Spirits though. :)
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 12:04 pm
Marlboro.....fucking.....Lights..... :P  ;D
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Post by: Moon Fried on June 13, 2012, 12:19 pm
Sigh...

One day, when we cross each others path, we'll have to sit down for a smoke and compare them.

Until then... stay gold, space cowboy.  ;D
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 12:22 pm
Sigh...

One day, when we cross each others path, we'll have to sit down for a smoke and compare them.

Until then... stay gold, space cowboy.  ;D

Haha I shall see you when the horizons meet the hills Batman! :P
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Post by: sollemnis on June 13, 2012, 12:34 pm
Fair enough mate, I was gonna say it would be hard to get your ass anywhere after all that Meph you did yesterday! Least we all know its top quality though.

American spirits? Marlboro? PALL MALL motherfuckers.
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 12:41 pm
Fair enough mate, I was gonna say it would be hard to get your ass anywhere after all that Meph you did yesterday! Least we all know its top quality though.

American spirits? Marlboro? PALL MALL motherfuckers.

Pall Mall can such a Witch's tit!
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Post by: Moon Fried on June 13, 2012, 12:47 pm
I'm just waiting for someone to come in here and start screaming NEWPORT 4 LYFEEEE
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 12:50 pm
I'm just waiting for someone to come in here and start screaming NEWPORT 4 LYFEEEE

WTF ate they?
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Post by: Moon Fried on June 13, 2012, 12:53 pm
I'm just waiting for someone to come in here and start screaming NEWPORT 4 LYFEEEE

WTF ate they?

They're what got me into smoking cigarettes until I moved onto American Spirits.

GHETTO SHIT DAWG. Probably one of the unhealthiest cigs out of em all. They will definitely hit you hard after just one though, I'll give them that.
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 12:55 pm
I'm just waiting for someone to come in here and start screaming NEWPORT 4 LYFEEEE

WTF ate they?

They're what got me into smoking cigarettes until I moved onto American Spirits.

GHETTO SHIT DAWG. Probably one of the unhealthiest cigs out of em all. They will definitely hit you hard after just one though, I'll give them that.

Is this an Americano brand by any chance?
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Post by: Moon Fried on June 13, 2012, 12:57 pm
Yepp: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newport_(cigarette)
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 01:12 pm
Lim - what's this i'm hearing about hairy palms mate? ;)
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 01:13 pm
Lim - what's this i'm hearing about hairy palms mate? ;)

Yeah they are pretty famous Dukey, I call them "Lim's wank mittens".....coming son......to a store near you!
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 01:16 pm
ROFL
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 01:54 pm
Cigarettes?

Fuck that, I like my drugs to have a point :)
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 01:56 pm
Cigarettes?

Fuck that, I like my drugs to have a point :)

Ciggies have a point.....they make you look cool and you can use them to get 14 year olds to do shit for ya.
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 02:03 pm
it doesn't matter what anyone says - cigarettes DO make you look cool.

and once you're in the true grip of nicotine addiction they can stop you ripping peoples heads off just for looking at you funny
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 02:07 pm
If you're going to smoke to look cool, you gotta pull out the big boys and do it professionally.. A 12 inch havana cigar dipped in honey and hash oil.
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 02:09 pm
nah cubans make you look like you're trying too hard.

although that does sound fucking sexy now you mention it
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 02:14 pm
nah cubans make you look like you're trying too hard.

although that does sound fucking sexy now you mention it

Not if you're wearing a silk suit.

Wear a silk suit and you can pull anything off. Rape.. Mild sexual assault.. Beastiality.. Noone will bat an eye lad if you're wearing handmade italian
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 02:18 pm
nah cubans make you look like you're trying too hard.

although that does sound fucking sexy now you mention it

Not if you're wearing a silk suit.

Wear a silk suit and you can pull anything off. Rape.. Mild sexual assault.. Beastiality.. Noone will bat an eye lad if you're wearing handmade italian

Battering a Nun? With a fish?
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 02:18 pm
reminds me of another thread - it's not rape if you shout 'SURPRISE'! still makes me laugh
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 02:26 pm
nah cubans make you look like you're trying too hard.

although that does sound fucking sexy now you mention it

Not if you're wearing a silk suit.

Wear a silk suit and you can pull anything off. Rape.. Mild sexual assault.. Beastiality.. Noone will bat an eye lad if you're wearing handmade italian

Battering a Nun? With a fish?

Yeah, they'll just think you're being ironic using a Christian symbol to beat a nun.

Do that shit in italian silk and they'll invite you right into the order
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 02:28 pm
nah cubans make you look like you're trying too hard.

although that does sound fucking sexy now you mention it

Not if you're wearing a silk suit.

Wear a silk suit and you can pull anything off. Rape.. Mild sexual assault.. Beastiality.. Noone will bat an eye lad if you're wearing handmade italian

Battering a Nun? With a fish?

Yeah, they'll just think you're being ironic using a Christian symbol to beat a nun.

Do that shit in italian silk and they'll invite you right into the order

Even if I shave her minge with a bit of sharpened cheese afterwards?
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 02:54 pm
nah cubans make you look like you're trying too hard.

although that does sound fucking sexy now you mention it

Not if you're wearing a silk suit.

Wear a silk suit and you can pull anything off. Rape.. Mild sexual assault.. Beastiality.. Noone will bat an eye lad if you're wearing handmade italian

Battering a Nun? With a fish?

Yeah, they'll just think you're being ironic using a Christian symbol to beat a nun.

Do that shit in italian silk and they'll invite you right into the order

Even if I shave her minge with a bit of sharpened cheese afterwards?

ESPECIALLY if you do that

There's a reason they call it sharp cheddar
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 02:56 pm
Parmesan is better for a closer shave. although you must give it a proper scrub when you're finished because it does pong a bit
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 03:01 pm
Parmesan is better for a closer shave. although you must give it a proper scrub when you're finished because it does pong a bit

That's why I say wear italian silk. Throw some penne on that muffler and chow down
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:02 pm
Parmesan is better for a closer shave. although you must give it a proper scrub when you're finished because it does pong a bit

Does the Parmesan have a sideburn trimming feature? If it does I may have to upgrade.
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 03:04 pm
yes, but it's expensive. also has one of those addons for doing your ear and nostril hair
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:07 pm
yes, but it's expensive. also has one of those addons for doing your ear and nostril hair

Money is never an object when it comes to shaving a Nun's vage my friend.
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 03:07 pm
yes, but it's expensive. also has one of those addons for doing your ear and nostril hair

Your best bet is bishops finger. Run it along your GFs anus and chow down. Worst comes to worst take the vatican to court
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 03:08 pm
yes, but it's expensive. also has one of those addons for doing your ear and nostril hair

Money is never an object when it comes to shaving a Nun's vage my friend.

That's why they call it the Holy Grail. Tight as FUCK
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Post by: diskoking23 on June 13, 2012, 03:09 pm
I find a Stilton gives the closest shave, with no rash either.. Maybe it's the blue veins?? 
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:11 pm
Isn't the Bishop's Finger why the catholic church get's in the shit all the time?
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 03:12 pm
i didn't think bishops fingers agreed with girls anus's?
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:14 pm
i didn't think bishops fingers agreed with girls anus's?

Choir Boys are basically girls.
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 03:15 pm
aaahh yeah - of course. no balls = choir voice!
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:17 pm
aaahh yeah - of course. no balls = choir voice!

EXACTLY. Also bumming Choir Boys is their way of being as un-gay as possible as they are, almost female.
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Post by: Knomo on June 13, 2012, 03:23 pm
This thread :D
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:45 pm
Lol yeah this thread is pretty funny.

Right then bastards, I'm gunna love you and leave you for a bit. Time for a nice soak to wash off the Meph-Grime....yummy.

LATERZ GANGSTAZ
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Post by: Knomo on June 13, 2012, 03:50 pm
Aight, don't play with yourself too much.

Football time... Holland better beat Germany, or else I'll cry ;D

First off Portugal vs Denmark 8)
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 04:01 pm
Aight, don't play with yourself too much.

Football time... Holland better beat Germany, or else I'll cry ;D

First off Portugal vs Denmark 8)

Come on Denmark!

Title: Re: Goin out for a fag...
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 04:35 pm
Fuck that put Come Dine With Me on, best episode ever!
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Post by: Kappacino on June 13, 2012, 04:40 pm
Fuck that put Come Dine With Me on, best episode ever!

Lmao man.. I was gonna watch Come Dine With Me but I decided to put on my Coldplay album instead. And after that I'm gonna use my Aloe Vera shower gel to moisturize my face. :)
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 04:43 pm
Fuck that put Come Dine With Me on, best episode ever!

Lmao man.. I was gonna watch Come Dine With Me but I decided to put on my Coldplay album instead. And after that I'm gonna use my Aloe Vera shower gel to moisturize my face. :)

I ain't even had a bath yet, was pottering around. Mate you need to put 4+1 on and watch this ep of Come Dine With Me, tell Chris Martin to go fuck himself for an hour because this is without a doubt the best episode that has ever been made. I doubt there will be one as good like it. This is peak I tell ya! And they are fuckin aggy Northerners and not even the decent Northerners from Scouseland or Geordieville, they are the shit ones in the middle.
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Post by: diskoking23 on June 13, 2012, 04:51 pm
Where?? The wife's catching up on Jezza Kyle... Trying to think of shit middle northerners... All I can think is Nottingham, Doncaster or Hull.... :)
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 04:57 pm
Where?? The wife's catching up on Jezza Kyle... Trying to think of shit middle northerners... All I can think is Nottingham, Doncaster or Hull.... :)

I'm not 100% because I only caught it at like twenty to so I'm watching it from the beginning on 4+1. Tell the Mrs to chill out on that bastard for a bit because this can't be missed. Best thing ever.
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 05:01 pm
Oh they aren't in the North, it's just a load of Northern monkies abroad.
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Post by: Knomo on June 13, 2012, 05:34 pm
Aight, don't play with yourself too much.

Football time... Holland better beat Germany, or else I'll cry ;D

First off Portugal vs Denmark 8)

Come on Denmark!

No way, go Portugal!
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 05:37 pm
Go Kenya!