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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: jesusofrave on October 15, 2012, 08:21 pm
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I don't know about other vendors but this model of requesting samples is a bad one.
"Send me a sample. I will buy $100 worth, but you have to send me a sample....."
Generally being unflexible and demanding is not a combination that will entice me to say, sure!
HOWEVER,
People offering something in exchange, a review, long standing customer loyalty, a joke, a poem, something funny. More likely.
I'm going to post here some of the good the bad an the ugly for my own amusement. Either that or I'll end up causing a plague of locusts.
jor
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Read this from the bottom. This isn't meant as a witch hunt, just a gentle reminder that being demanding isn't the only way of communicating....
well how much for 25 hits?
my buy stats are great , i can foreward them to you if you want
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jesusofrave(100) No that's the price per blotter on 100.
custom orders (not listed) are only open to people who have a buying history with me so there is trust to be sending out larger orders.
jor
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if i was able to come up with $150 would that be enough for 25 hits?
if i was able to come up with $150 would that be enough for 25 hits?
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jesusofrave(100) Ah mate, to be honest I don't feel you're being very generous.
There's only so far I can be pushed.
jor
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if that includes the shipping costs
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jesusofrave(100) 35 buys 3, and I'll throw one in, so that makes 4.
That's the best I can do atm.
jor
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ok well could you sell me 5 hits of the jesus print for $35 us dollars its all i got id like to buy at least five of them at a time , let me know if this works
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jesusofrave(100) Hey C,
With all respect I have sent out over 600usd of samples so that I don't have to keep sending out samples. It allows people to make a better informed decision about the risk they are taking. The more people who feedback the less the risk.
I hope you can understand.
jor
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i havent made an order from you yet , but i plan on buying at minnimum 25 of the blotters if the quality is good , i need to test a single hit out first though , if this works i could just pgp you my drop
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jesusofrave(100) Haha.
Ok who am I to refuse. I'll add a blotter to your order.
jor
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just thought id share my buy stats with you so you know im not just a freeloader , hope you can workout a sample blotter , thanks
Total transactions: 20
Total spent: $534
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 8 months 1 day read
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oh man i really really hope you can do this for me , i will buy at least 25 of them to start if the quality is good
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id really like to review that fluff blotter your talking about in the forums !!
im an active user in the forums and would review it asap
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well id just have to sample at least a hit out first for myself , if you could make it work that would be great , no its not i hope that peice of shit gets whats coming to him!!
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Hey dude,
All free samples have gone. Have sent out over 600 usd of free stuff in last 2 weeks. You can read reviews http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46574.msg520876#msg520876
I'm really sorry to hear that you got cheated. That ain't cool.
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Im very glad to see you have blotter for sale im extremely interested in getting a sheet
of them those take me back to the 80s when i was on dead tour :] i would have already purchased the sheet or half sheet from you ive got the cash just not the coins because ive wanted to wait to purchase the coins until its for a larger purchase that way i can save on all the fees
and im a bit hesitant to buy any quantity as i recently got ripped of by bloomingcolor for a sheet
so would you be able to send me a single to test just so i can feel a little bit more comfortable before dropping $800 which is what id like to do so long as there decent quality
let me know if this would work
stay safe brother
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Usually when I ask for samples, which is rare, I ask for the vendor to include a small sample of something specific that they offer (say 2c-p) when I buy a larger amount of something else.
For example.
Buy 1 gram of 2c-i, message vendor and ask if they will please include 10-20mg of 2c-p with that order, as a sample.
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Usually when I ask for samples, which is rare, I ask for the vendor to include a small sample of something specific that they offer (say 2c-p) when I buy a larger amount of something else.
For example.
Buy 1 gram of 2c-i, message vendor and ask if they will please include 10-20mg of 2c-p with that order, as a sample.
I think that's totally reasonable...
jor
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Wow that is unbelievable. What a cheeky little bastard. If I were you jesus, I'd put him on a blacklist and never do business with him.
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send me a free gram? 8)
ha just kidding, i would get to annoyed with people like that
kudos for being able to handle dumb ass people all day
i couldnt do it..
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My new tactic is to say they can have a sample if they can guess the number of people who have asked me in the previous 7 days multiplied by the # of people who have asked me that day.
No one has won yet.... ???
jor
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I've never asked for a sample, whenever I try out a new vendor I will just buy the smallest amount I can and then if it's good I'll place a large order.
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My new tactic is to say they can have a sample if they can guess the number of people who have asked me in the previous 7 days multiplied by the # of people who have asked me that day.
No one has won yet.... ???
jor
47? ???
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47? ???
47 is a prime number mate 8)
I like this game JOR.
54?
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I say 67!
This is a good game
But yeah im not a vendor but I once got a weird message asking for a sample in exchange for bulk buying in a 50:50 venture I just assumed it was LE so told them to fuck off
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I say 67!
This is a good game
Again, prime im afraid!
Your right, this is a good game, especially if everyone nominates prime numbers ;D
(Not trying being a dick about it, im just pointing it out haha)
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Again, prime im afraid!
Your right, this is a good game, especially if everyone nominates prime numbers ;D
(Not trying being a dick about it, im just pointing it out haha)
yes! i was laughing at the use of prime numbers... i got 83 ;D
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47? ???
47 is a prime number mate 8)
I like this game JOR.
54?
lol
seems odd to me, if you want to sample the product of a vendor that sells small amounts, just buy a small amount, no? That's what I was planning on doing.
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HAHA, its funny how many followers you get when you turn water into wine or make free lsd appear in peoples mailboxes. Great posts.
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Haha shite should have really done the math whoops
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Today the answer is 88.
:'(
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lol
seems odd to me, if you want to sample the product of a vendor that sells small amounts, just buy a small amount, no? That's what I was planning on doing.
I have done. I also was kindly given a free sample when he was starting up. But who dosent love games?
yes! i was laughing at the use of prime numbers... i got 83 ;D
I cant tell if your joking by saying 83 or not ;)
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Jesus was resurrected in 3 days and I have 3 nipples so the answer is obviously 3. 8) Now about those free samples...I need about 100 to make sure they are consistent in quality, thanks.
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This was sample worthy:
I promise to say my prayers!
Our Father, whose modern medicine
swallows all our pain.
Some call them drugs,
we call them love,
on Earth they show us heaven's prevalence.
Give us this day some L and M
and replenish our stashes,
so we can live hopefully, openly, selfless.
Please lead us now into elation
and deliver then a refill. Amen
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This was sample worthy:
I promise to say my prayers!
Our Father, whose modern medicine
swallows all our pain.
Some call them drugs,
we call them love,
on Earth they show us heaven's prevalence.
Give us this day some L and M
and replenish our stashes,
so we can live hopefully, openly, selfless.
Please lead us now into elation
and deliver then a refill. Amen
Righteous man is righteous.
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I think I'll just wait a few months and then guess 0.
8)
If EITHER number is zero then the answer will be zero
/tricky
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4 3 3 2 4 3 4 x 3 = 69 ..... is it 69? :D
Mon Tues Wed Thur Fri Sat Sun Mon (today
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lol, was that all from the same person?
i like how he has 800 dollars to drop at first... then he has only 35, and then is able to come up with 150
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Yeah if you've got 150 to blow, why not just spend the $20 in escrow for a small quantity. JoR is one of the few vendors nice enough to allow 1-hit listings for both his MDMA pills AND lsd, and you don't have to worry about being scammed because you keep your coins in escrow until your product has arrived. You can't pretend you've got stacks to blow when you're simultaneously asking for freebies.
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Ok... so with this one. Seems very well intentioned and maybe the world has lead to a lack of confidence. TIP of the day. Say you're excited and that you'd write about it after... don't try to convince me that it's perhaps not worth my time...
"Hey Jesus i'm really sorry about this but I forgot to add the code to the address line of my order. I know my order is small and that you're trying to run a business here but could I please have a sample of that ketamine? I'm not at all very experienced with it and to be honest I just want some free drugs but I could also help you by writing an email. I don't usually look for handouts but your offer is too good to pass up :P
Thanks,"
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WOW :o
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I've been ripped off so many times by people with good reviews itz not funny. Can I trade u the biggest secret mankind has ever discovered...its from my book I have a phD in Biology and I have found out how to fight off illness with your mind I have provided u 2 technique pls read below will only take 3min----I will send whole book if u want a $20 dollar value if u send me some lsd??
My book is also the funniest ever written sample is first paragraph den make sure u read abt valsalva technique thx...
If it is good I will order large quantity thx
I want to be Robin Hood stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Take Donnie Trump to the bank, clean his ass out and jack up that weird hairdo, you know it(his hair) be hiding from him at night, under the bed, and laughing at him. Let me ask you a question. Do you believe you can use your minds for more in this world, that we haven’t fully tapped into everything they are capable of? If yes, wouldn't you also agree that you get what you focus on in this world. You can use positive thinking in this world to change various outcomes, fight off diseases & many more things. Just concentrate on it and say "good endorphins" over and over again in your head while thinking what change you want to accomplish or fix. It really works, no joke. Before I was told this by God, my friend Rick used the same method to fight off AIDS for 25 years, he's still HIV positive but his viral load is nonexistent. Please believe me as I wouldn't steer you wrong. There is an even more powerful technique. To perform this procedure is as simple as 1,2,3. An infant could do it with its arms tied behind its back, locked in an unbreakable box, under 10 feet of water, with time ticking away about to run out. The medical term for it is The Valsalva Maneuver, Wikipedia it! Fighter pilots use it in combination with a G-suit to stop from passing out in the air, as it increases blood flow to the brain! You basically bear down like you're going to the bathroom and you wiggle your ears and tense your head muscles until you feel this pressure in your head. While concentrating on whatever outcome you desire. Still skeptical? Just think about the placebo effect. Our minds definitely control that I mean If person A can exhibit the same side-effects as person B in the control group, that's your mind controlling a definite result. A powerful responses in the body! In other words the control group's brain creates side-effects such as dizziness or insomnia, the same as the people that got the real drug. Check out the video I posted on my Facebook. God I hate Facebook. I spend way too much of my life in the bathroom trying to friend people and worrying about who unfriended me. I woke up this morning ate breakfast and then lunch oh sugar snaps almost forgot about my snack in between my breakfast and lunch, can't forget to mention that, oh boy I almost died and went 2 heaven, insert more boring nonsensical here. Then I went for a drive wow car move fast when I press pedal, now I'm going to post some baby pictures. Isn't life grand! I hate you Facebook. I know you eat babies. I just can't prove it yet but one of these days, watch out...Oh ah, you even ate the rattle! Don't spill the beans because, I liked it but it unliked me so I had to like it back again but it fell off so I had 2 re-like the hell out of it, jeesh. Oops just went and spilled them all over myself and ruined everything. That ok, turn that smiley face around, never slipping, never tripping. Happy times are here again, you’re going to have more fun then you did the day before, for the rest of your life.
It works 100% guarantee or triple your money back, refunded 110%. Wait, wasn't it just a 100 what up now it's 110, what's going on y'all , tell me what's going on, I'll tell you what's going on! But I know you'll stay safe, calm, cool and collected. Use it to help others, that is the most important thing in this life. Always remember the less fortunate and keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Praise Jesus our Lord and Savior. Don't perform this maneuver too much as you might pass out. But for the most part it is totally safe. It increases blood pressure in the brain. So be very careful if you have any vascular conditions. It also stimulates the vagus nerve. Upon leaving the medulla between the medullary pyramid and the inferior cerebellar peduncle, it extends through the jugular foramen, then passing into the carotid sheath between the internal carotid artery and the internal jugular vein down below the head, to the neck, chest and abdomen, where it contributes to the innervation of the viscera. Besides output to the various organs in the body, the vagus nerve conveys sensory information about the state of the body's organs to the central nervous system. 80-90% of the nerve fibers in the vagus nerve are afferent(sensory) nerves communicating the state of the viscera to the brain. Just remember to be safe and use your intentions for good not evil. This is a powerful tool. It can be very dangerous in the wrong hands. Use it to help others, that is the most important thing in this life. Always remember the less fortunate and keep them in your
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Can I please share this on the forum in exchange for some LSD?
It would make my night to share this...
jor
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Yes u can post it in the forum but only if u give my name and title of book and where u can buy it only post the one paragraph I originally sent u: "Its called the Funny Bible by Joseph Homcy" god co-wrote it and its available on "amazon kindle or smashwords.com for $10 dollars" post it in the forum if u want u can tell ur friends n family also I'm sending u my entire ebook hopefully u will send me something for it n give me feedback on the book pls post what i put in quotes and the paragraph abt the Valsalva technique I discovered it on NBOME 50 hits of it:it is the biggest breakthru of the century thx
Super Rad u'll love it promise!!! hope u like God he co-wrote! Its a book pls giv feedback??
Send packy2--
My address:
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My ebook: The Funny Bible----
I want to be Robin Hood stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Take Donnie Trump to the bank, clean his ass out and jack up that weird hairdo, you know it(his hair) be hiding from him at night, under the bed, and laughing at him. I think it's trying to get on the apprentice, but he'd just light it on your fired. Fire it up, flame on, it' red hot, I wouldn't touch it but I dare you to. What did u go and do, this is one big mess we have to deal with... we didn't start the fire, till it burns into nothing but ashes. put it on the cool down cycle, oh no I just set it to delicates. see you ruined it what are we going to do now. It's one big lost clause, but wait I know there's a way out. we just have to find it. but what if we can't see it or touch it. that's okay u just need to feel it in your heart! in all this black darkness and death there is light shining through. one last bastion of hope. freedom rings out and the eagle soars, love and forgiveness reign true. that is all that counts while time ticks away and life seeps though our hands. the hour glass holds the sands of time and god holds all the answers. so just go ask him. what do you mean you can't find him. he ain't where I left him. Did you check over there. No he's not there he's everywhere and you just have to talk to him. ask him to save your soul and he might just do it, Insert Nike logo her. would you mean there a large corrupt corporation they don't do anything bad. except pay the slave labor minimum wage to produce their wears. they outsource it and collect the profits and don't give two hoots about it. I mean everyone's doing it, it's all the rage. you don't want to be left out and picked last like middle school gym class do you. with all the other students laughing and ridiculing. I love it when the dodge ball hits me in the face and knocks out my retainer. that's how I get my kicks. and I can't wait to get to the locker room that's where the real fun begins. finally get some one on one time with the head bully. meet you after school behind the gym in the parking lot on the hot asphalt , we're going have this out. only one man walks away. last man standing and it isn't me. never has been never will and you can take that to the bank and lock it in the safe with n combination because your never getting out. your here for good go ahead n push the panic button. I've fallen and I can't get up!! Then he'd probably ask it for a loan. I mean how much money does one man need? is it ever enough, when its stacked to the ceiling and filled up under the bed. is that enough or do u need it coming out of the windows and breaking through the roof. Do you need to roll around in it like a pig in his slop, snorting and whining the night away. Then waking up covered in your own filth. I want to stack up that cold hard cash, storing away those gold bars, hording those diamond earrings, driving that Rolls Royce just to give it all away. Do you ever reach the limit I guess greed doesn't have one even if you reach the ceiling. When do u say I give up and I surrender to you my fur coat and Gucci loafers. That just never happens, enough is never enough. I guess u need to be swimming in it and then u still ain't going to quit. What an utter lack of morals that shows. I mean it's one thing to earn money and save it but at some point shouldn't u be giving it away to those less fortunate.
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I can't believe I read that whole paragraph ???
...not exactly Oscar Wilde but eh
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<3 I love the writing.
I laughed at pretty much every single part.
I pictured this trailer park type guy I had met before sitting down and being like "I am going go write a novel. Yeah bro - some inspirational next level shit!" and like putting his heart, soul, and sense of humor into it - but he doesn't really know anything about writing. Proud as hell of his creation... It's so awesome and retarded at the same time.
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Pretty entertaining thread JOR, lol.
I love how you are still open to giving people free samples if they can 'earn' them with humor/loyalty etc., and so of course when I place an order with you in the near future I'm gonna try to get some free hash, haha. I just have to take notes from this thread and really thinka' something good. ;D
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funny requests from vendors...
rxking will give you drugs if you can send him pictures of your girl with another girl or just naked....he clearly states NO FACES lmao
THE KING!
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it made me laugh how he showed his buyer stats saying that he has spent 600$ totall....i have spent well over 10x that much. i would never ask for a sample.. get a job!
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I didn't really have to ask for the sample so i dont feel as bad ...BUT.... about 7 hours ago, Jesus descended upon my mailbox and left a very generous gift...it was a sample..... it was a sample of some of the finest hash the heavens had to offer... the Moroccan Pollen Zero-Zero.... Praise Jesusofrave :)
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:o :o :o
WOW :o
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I've been ripped off so many times by people with good reviews itz not funny. Can I trade u the biggest secret mankind has ever discovered...its from my book I have a phD in Biology and I have found out how to fight off illness with your mind I have provided u 2 technique pls read below will only take 3min----I will send whole book if u want a $20 dollar value if u send me some lsd??
My book is also the funniest ever written sample is first paragraph den make sure u read abt valsalva technique thx...
If it is good I will order large quantity thx
I want to be Robin Hood stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Take Donnie Trump to the bank, clean his ass out and jack up that weird hairdo, you know it(his hair) be hiding from him at night, under the bed, and laughing at him. Let me ask you a question. Do you believe you can use your minds for more in this world, that we haven’t fully tapped into everything they are capable of? If yes, wouldn't you also agree that you get what you focus on in this world. You can use positive thinking in this world to change various outcomes, fight off diseases & many more things. Just concentrate on it and say "good endorphins" over and over again in your head while thinking what change you want to accomplish or fix. It really works, no joke. Before I was told this by God, my friend Rick used the same method to fight off AIDS for 25 years, he's still HIV positive but his viral load is nonexistent. Please believe me as I wouldn't steer you wrong. There is an even more powerful technique. To perform this procedure is as simple as 1,2,3. An infant could do it with its arms tied behind its back, locked in an unbreakable box, under 10 feet of water, with time ticking away about to run out. The medical term for it is The Valsalva Maneuver, Wikipedia it! Fighter pilots use it in combination with a G-suit to stop from passing out in the air, as it increases blood flow to the brain! You basically bear down like you're going to the bathroom and you wiggle your ears and tense your head muscles until you feel this pressure in your head. While concentrating on whatever outcome you desire. Still skeptical? Just think about the placebo effect. Our minds definitely control that I mean If person A can exhibit the same side-effects as person B in the control group, that's your mind controlling a definite result. A powerful responses in the body! In other words the control group's brain creates side-effects such as dizziness or insomnia, the same as the people that got the real drug. Check out the video I posted on my Facebook. God I hate Facebook. I spend way too much of my life in the bathroom trying to friend people and worrying about who unfriended me. I woke up this morning ate breakfast and then lunch oh sugar snaps almost forgot about my snack in between my breakfast and lunch, can't forget to mention that, oh boy I almost died and went 2 heaven, insert more boring nonsensical here. Then I went for a drive wow car move fast when I press pedal, now I'm going to post some baby pictures. Isn't life grand! I hate you Facebook. I know you eat babies. I just can't prove it yet but one of these days, watch out...Oh ah, you even ate the rattle! Don't spill the beans because, I liked it but it unliked me so I had to like it back again but it fell off so I had 2 re-like the hell out of it, jeesh. Oops just went and spilled them all over myself and ruined everything. That ok, turn that smiley face around, never slipping, never tripping. Happy times are here again, you’re going to have more fun then you did the day before, for the rest of your life.
It works 100% guarantee or triple your money back, refunded 110%. Wait, wasn't it just a 100 what up now it's 110, what's going on y'all , tell me what's going on, I'll tell you what's going on! But I know you'll stay safe, calm, cool and collected. Use it to help others, that is the most important thing in this life. Always remember the less fortunate and keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Praise Jesus our Lord and Savior. Don't perform this maneuver too much as you might pass out. But for the most part it is totally safe. It increases blood pressure in the brain. So be very careful if you have any vascular conditions. It also stimulates the vagus nerve. Upon leaving the medulla between the medullary pyramid and the inferior cerebellar peduncle, it extends through the jugular foramen, then passing into the carotid sheath between the internal carotid artery and the internal jugular vein down below the head, to the neck, chest and abdomen, where it contributes to the innervation of the viscera. Besides output to the various organs in the body, the vagus nerve conveys sensory information about the state of the body's organs to the central nervous system. 80-90% of the nerve fibers in the vagus nerve are afferent(sensory) nerves communicating the state of the viscera to the brain. Just remember to be safe and use your intentions for good not evil. This is a powerful tool. It can be very dangerous in the wrong hands. Use it to help others, that is the most important thing in this life. Always remember the less fortunate and keep them in your
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Can I please share this on the forum in exchange for some LSD?
It would make my night to share this...
jor
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Yes u can post it in the forum but only if u give my name and title of book and where u can buy it only post the one paragraph I originally sent u: "Its called the Funny Bible by Joseph Homcy" god co-wrote it and its available on "amazon kindle or smashwords.com for $10 dollars" post it in the forum if u want u can tell ur friends n family also I'm sending u my entire ebook hopefully u will send me something for it n give me feedback on the book pls post what i put in quotes and the paragraph abt the Valsalva technique I discovered it on NBOME 50 hits of it:it is the biggest breakthru of the century thx
Super Rad u'll love it promise!!! hope u like God he co-wrote! Its a book pls giv feedback??
Send packy2--
My address:
~~~~~~
My ebook: The Funny Bible----
I want to be Robin Hood stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Take Donnie Trump to the bank, clean his ass out and jack up that weird hairdo, you know it(his hair) be hiding from him at night, under the bed, and laughing at him. I think it's trying to get on the apprentice, but he'd just light it on your fired. Fire it up, flame on, it' red hot, I wouldn't touch it but I dare you to. What did u go and do, this is one big mess we have to deal with... we didn't start the fire, till it burns into nothing but ashes. put it on the cool down cycle, oh no I just set it to delicates. see you ruined it what are we going to do now. It's one big lost clause, but wait I know there's a way out. we just have to find it. but what if we can't see it or touch it. that's okay u just need to feel it in your heart! in all this black darkness and death there is light shining through. one last bastion of hope. freedom rings out and the eagle soars, love and forgiveness reign true. that is all that counts while time ticks away and life seeps though our hands. the hour glass holds the sands of time and god holds all the answers. so just go ask him. what do you mean you can't find him. he ain't where I left him. Did you check over there. No he's not there he's everywhere and you just have to talk to him. ask him to save your soul and he might just do it, Insert Nike logo her. would you mean there a large corrupt corporation they don't do anything bad. except pay the slave labor minimum wage to produce their wears. they outsource it and collect the profits and don't give two hoots about it. I mean everyone's doing it, it's all the rage. you don't want to be left out and picked last like middle school gym class do you. with all the other students laughing and ridiculing. I love it when the dodge ball hits me in the face and knocks out my retainer. that's how I get my kicks. and I can't wait to get to the locker room that's where the real fun begins. finally get some one on one time with the head bully. meet you after school behind the gym in the parking lot on the hot asphalt , we're going have this out. only one man walks away. last man standing and it isn't me. never has been never will and you can take that to the bank and lock it in the safe with n combination because your never getting out. your here for good go ahead n push the panic button. I've fallen and I can't get up!! Then he'd probably ask it for a loan. I mean how much money does one man need? is it ever enough, when its stacked to the ceiling and filled up under the bed. is that enough or do u need it coming out of the windows and breaking through the roof. Do you need to roll around in it like a pig in his slop, snorting and whining the night away. Then waking up covered in your own filth. I want to stack up that cold hard cash, storing away those gold bars, hording those diamond earrings, driving that Rolls Royce just to give it all away. Do you ever reach the limit I guess greed doesn't have one even if you reach the ceiling. When do u say I give up and I surrender to you my fur coat and Gucci loafers. That just never happens, enough is never enough. I guess u need to be swimming in it and then u still ain't going to quit. What an utter lack of morals that shows. I mean it's one thing to earn money and save it but at some point shouldn't u be giving it away to those less fortunate.
special needs people are so specialy special
This book explains all the secrets of the universe! It also tells you how to control things with your mind. I'm offering a triple money back Guarantee, If you don't absolutely love it, email me at ######@yahoo.com for a refund check.
NO JOKE, 100% SERIOUS!
somezin stupid i jus wrote:
My favorite thing to do in life is play show and tell with my stuffed animals. I show em to my friends and they tell me their names. This is Kali the stuffed fat smelly pig and this is baby Tedy the rodent, Rukspin! Kali gives out kisses, kiss, slurp, slurp. Sometimes she goes overboard. Tedy's too fast I can't catch him, he tires me out. I hate having to pay estate taxes on my dollhouse. My grandma went overboard and bought it for me. I wished my 95 year old grandfather happy birthday yesterday and he rebuffed me and said he was 69!
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pls do post it whereva u want(just abt da valsalva manueva pls n give all my info) thx brotha jesus i've got 2 start getin my book out 2 da masses!!
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Take some lsd or nbome n try the valsalva manuever it makez it ten times stronger if u take enuf u can move stuff with ur mind no joke i did it w a small piece of paper!!!
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Or u can call ur dog over2u basically it makes anything u concentrate w valsalva technique more likely 2 happen!!
Wrong turn 12 now available at piratebay.org LOL
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what the..... i'm speechless. someone's gone overboard, he shouldnt even be buying any drugs, much less asking for a free sample!
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HEY JIZZASS I LIVE IN ISRAEL GIMME FREE STUFF PL0X KTHXBYE
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What in JOR's name did I just read? ???
I dont even know what to say. I think I am going to crawl into the corner of the room and start rocking back and forth, see you all later.
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He might be an Xman whose fuel is LSD. Like Bender but Acid Bender. And who am I to refuse?
Yeah, I had to share.
jor
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Anyone try the Valsalva Technique yet?
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That guy deserves a free sheet IMO. but in all reality, anyone asking for a sample like this doesn't have the potential to buy bulk.
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"Hello there, I somehow do not feel worthy to be in your presence, even with it being through online communication means.
What I wanted to inform You the Almighty of is that I will be ordering a ten strip of your famous son of god blotters. I am just telling you this information for I really would like to have some holy lysergic for by birthday, which is coming up soon, so if you could make sure you have at least that amount that would be very kind of you.
Oh Jesus, I'm glad I found you
I see your prices, one can't beat.
If things go well, soon I will be seeing a sheet.
But lets go slow and be cool about this
I believe the potency of your paper will be ample,
so may I ask, could I please get a sample?"
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funny requests from vendors...
rxking will give you drugs if you can send him pictures of your girl with another girl or just naked....he clearly states NO FACES lmao
THE KING!
Wow, i always take photos as the Mrs likes that sort of play.
I play some photographer and she is on a fashion shoot, and......
;D
So, I can send him a pic of my dick for a kiilo of hash or just 6 ounces of coke.
No heroin, but I'll take some codeine as I got a headache off my fucking boss who might be getting his ass kicked in one minute if he shouts at me again!
I'm trying to work here, trying to see about scoring some hash, coke, MDMA and maybe some more LSD as we feel like having a wild weekend before Winter hits us.
Red