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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: someoneelse87 on December 20, 2012, 12:00 am

Title: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: someoneelse87 on December 20, 2012, 12:00 am
So after reading some of the stealth shipping threads I was wondering if any vendors have thought to be more proactive & keep customs busy / make it not worth their time to be "so efficient" (Border Security said so)... What would happen if someone were to flood customs with decoy envelopes that are legal but look dodge & have been festering in a bag of weed for the week & perhaps have lots of pages of a (dirty porn) mag stuck together for them to look through? Postage isn't THAT expensive considering the turnover & if large vendors were to send a few "red flag" packages with every SR shipment & every red flag envelope was to keep an officer busy for 10 minutes surely that's enough to get the rest of that batch of mail on to the next checkpoint.

/ your turn.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: nutbaroriginal on December 22, 2012, 05:08 pm
would be fucking hilarious thats for sure, a massive influx of gay porn mags soaked in the dankest buds you can find then shipped.

Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: grdr on December 22, 2012, 06:27 pm
youp or keep heroin in a package for a week till it reeks vinegar then pour flour or other powder and take a dump inside and send it out. These elite warriors against drugs at customs would be surprised when they open it.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: grdr on December 22, 2012, 06:31 pm
So after reading some of the stealth shipping threads I was wondering if any vendors have thought to be more proactive & keep customs busy / make it not worth their time to be "so efficient" (Border Security said so)... What would happen if someone were to flood customs with decoy envelopes that are legal but look dodge & have been festering in a bag of weed for the week & perhaps have lots of pages of a (dirty porn) mag stuck together for them to look through? Postage isn't THAT expensive considering the turnover & if large vendors were to send a few "red flag" packages with every SR shipment & every red flag envelope was to keep an officer busy for 10 minutes surely that's enough to get the rest of that batch of mail on to the next checkpoint.

/ your turn.

they can't open packages without warrant they would bring a dog and let him smell a bag and he would smell these letters and if the package the one who needs to get through is closeby the dogg will smell that too. then they will examine them and get a warrant to search them.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: Festivalia on December 22, 2012, 08:04 pm
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Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: brutusk on December 22, 2012, 09:12 pm
That would be funny. An analog DDoS
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: niemtel on December 22, 2012, 09:27 pm
IDK if it would work in terms of getting stuff through customs, but it would be funny as hell. Only downfall would be the cost.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: Deusvox on December 22, 2012, 09:50 pm
well the only thing that this will do in my opinion is get teh police on your trail if they aren't already.  You would have to send all those letters from a bunch of different bluebox mail drop boxes, if even half of those have cameras on them then they will see you going around to a bunch of different drop boxes putting in these,"Decoys." If you send it all from one location then they will surely be on your trail in no time.  This seems like it would cause more harm then it would reduce.  It would rise more attention then it would settle it don't you think?
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: Festivalia on December 22, 2012, 11:18 pm
 :-X [REDACTED]
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: Magic Moments on December 22, 2012, 11:24 pm
;D I wonder what would happen if we all just took a bunch of shake(weed), and bombed(like a flour-bomb) a bunch of blue boxes around the country in an simultaneously organized effort, how much shit would get locked up in post....


Think about it... we'd essentially be DDOSing the Postal Service IRL.

This I would love to see. If you got 100 members to send 10 packages each on the same day to the same address, White house, Nasdax offices, Police stations ect, it really would be a hoot.

MM
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: Theophilus on December 22, 2012, 11:28 pm

they can't open packages without warrant

Check out the expert on international drugs law.

The naivete, it hurts.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: NotMe123 on December 23, 2012, 04:09 am
This is the best thing i've heard in a long time, send them all to Australia, that will keep our supposedly tuff customs officers busy.

by the time they get warrents for all the letters, it will delay searching other items and possibly allow them to get through.

even if its not going to help other packages get through, it will def keep the fuckers busy
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: dirtybiscuitzz718 on December 23, 2012, 05:59 am
Theres actually a vendor or two that offer this service, for a small fee.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: someoneelse87 on December 27, 2012, 12:24 am
;D I wonder what would happen if we all just took a bunch of shake(weed), and bombed(like a flour-bomb) a bunch of blue boxes around the country in an simultaneously organized effort, how much shit would get locked up in post....


Think about it... we'd essentially be DDOSing the Postal Service IRL.


This would be the best idea. A shake flour bomb in 100's of mailboxes around the world/Australia so all mail posted through that box for weeks to come will reek of weed... Your right, it won't do much in the short term but if this were to be an organized effort that kept on recurring I think it could stretch the resources of our magical x-ray visioned customs officers to the point that it's a waste of money to inspect regular envelope mail so they could focus much more effort on the big packages.
I've got a couple shopping bags of shake that I've been meaning to use in cookies for months. Would be pretty hard to organize something like this & it would be pointless if only a couple boxes get shake bombed... Who's in?
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: NotMe123 on December 27, 2012, 12:34 am
;D I wonder what would happen if we all just took a bunch of shake(weed), and bombed(like a flour-bomb) a bunch of blue boxes around the country in an simultaneously organized effort, how much shit would get locked up in post....


Think about it... we'd essentially be DDOSing the Postal Service IRL.


This would be the best idea. A shake flour bomb in 100's of mailboxes around the world/Australia so all mail posted through that box for weeks to come will reek of weed... Your right, it won't do much in the short term but if this were to be an organized effort that kept on recurring I think it could stretch the resources of our magical x-ray visioned customs officers to the point that it's a waste of money to inspect regular envelope mail so they could focus much more effort on the big packages.
I've got a couple shopping bags of shake that I've been meaning to use in cookies for months. Would be pretty hard to organize something like this & it would be pointless if only a couple boxes get shake bombed... Who's in?
id be in on it, we need to spread the word on other forum topics to get thr word out. This could be big if it happens
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: someoneelse87 on December 27, 2012, 03:13 am
Will be hard to organize with any sort of reliability but it would be great if someone were to have the initiative to get the ball rolling  ;) ;) I'm keen. Any ideas on how to best move it forward?
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: DankSources on December 27, 2012, 03:20 am
You would be better off to get the smelly chemicals in weed ( Terpenes ) in bulk, and just spray them inside the mailbox just a squirt ever day.  I would consider that to be much much cheaper, and definitely not illegal. AND then you wouldn't have to pay any postage or leave a loose hair anywhere.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: peeweed on December 27, 2012, 04:36 am
While funny and amusing to think about... absolutely HORRIBLE idea.

Lets say it worked, everything is flagged, dogs go nutz, cops are called and everything is halted and searched.

At least in the USA, you know what will happen?  Some government types will hear we have a drug terrorist group threatening the countries god and children, it would cause an uproar etc  They will borrow more money the government doesn't have and search everything for years, pretty much making it harder to send the goods we actually want.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: NotMe123 on December 27, 2012, 04:47 am
You would be better off to get the smelly chemicals in weed ( Terpenes ) in bulk, and just spray them inside the mailbox just a squirt ever day.  I would consider that to be much much cheaper, and definitely not illegal. AND then you wouldn't have to pay any postage or leave a loose hair anywhere.

i wonder if throwing half a gram of weed in a blue-box would be enough to contaminate all parcels in that box?

id sacrafice a quater to the cause, thats 14 boxes on my end, we need to make sure they are going international though.

i dont thing it would be illegal either would it? its like like we are sending anything illegal
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: Heizenberg on December 27, 2012, 07:03 pm
I lol'd at the shakeweed bombing of boxes.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: Theophilus on December 27, 2012, 07:44 pm
You would be better off to get the smelly chemicals in weed ( Terpenes ) in bulk, and just spray them inside the mailbox just a squirt ever day.  I would consider that to be much much cheaper, and definitely not illegal. AND then you wouldn't have to pay any postage or leave a loose hair anywhere.

This is a fantastic suggestion.

But I think, here in Australia at least, this could get you into trouble.

You'd probably be charged with mail tampering.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: jay92 on December 28, 2012, 02:34 am
No dog is trained to smell every different drug there is today, they only pick up scents that they have been specifically trained to pick up on. The only thing you really have to worry about is weed, for obvious reasons. Other than weed, pretty much anything else should make it through smoothly, as long as you make the package/envelope as standard and typical looking as possible.
Title: Re: Can we fight customs with decoy smelly envelopes?
Post by: Donkeydong on December 28, 2012, 05:39 am
While funny and amusing to think about... absolutely HORRIBLE idea.

Lets say it worked, everything is flagged, dogs go nutz, cops are called and everything is halted and searched.

At least in the USA, you know what will happen?  Some government types will hear we have a drug terrorist group threatening the countries god and children, it would cause an uproar etc  They will borrow more money the government doesn't have and search everything for years, pretty much making it harder to send the goods we actually want.

THIS ^