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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: 3r3 on July 20, 2013, 06:00 pm

Title: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: 3r3 on July 20, 2013, 06:00 pm
I have a heavy supply line in Colombia (east coast) for cocaine and heroin and I need the product moved by boat to US or Europe.
It will be completely undetectable. I'm underfunded right now so I can't afford a long range boat of my own.
Looking for a partner that can provide the boat/captain and move the product.  Any advice or offers are appreciated.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: redfunguy on July 20, 2013, 06:03 pm
Surprised your connect for large amounts of H and C doesn't have access to a boat and crew...
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: abdomen on July 20, 2013, 06:06 pm
58 posts...

Most of them are in the newbie discussion's spam threads...

Somehow pissed enough people off in those 58 posts to get +1/-10 karma...

Wants to get a boat captain to ship a fuckload of drugs for him..........

Across continents....................................


SOUNDS LEGIT  8)
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: jackofspades on July 20, 2013, 06:11 pm
A vendor account is cheaper than a boat.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: fredflintstone on July 20, 2013, 06:14 pm
Surprised your connect for large amounts of H and C doesn't have access to a boat and crew...

+1 ... lol
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: 3r3 on July 20, 2013, 06:17 pm
A vendor account is cheaper than a boat.

And then what, ship in the mail from Colombia? Too much scrutiny on the receiving end.
I've been here since October 2012 as you can see on the profile, also have a separate vendor account.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: Pure Red Eye on July 20, 2013, 06:22 pm
A vendor account is cheaper than a boat.
OP doesn't even need a vendor account just get it to Brasil/ Argentina and mail the shit into Europe. No need for a boat, vendor account or a partner.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: 3r3 on July 20, 2013, 06:25 pm
Quote
OP doesn't even need a vendor account just get it to Brasil/ Argentina and mail the shit into Europe. No need for a boat, vendor account or a partner.

That doesn't work, Brazil (especially) and Argentina (flooded with Bolivian cocaine) are still scrutinized.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: abdomen on July 20, 2013, 06:27 pm
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?action=profile;u=38220;area=showposts;start=15

Wow, look at all of these credibility-establishing posts, surely we can trust you now!
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: Pure Red Eye on July 20, 2013, 06:41 pm
That doesn't work, Brazil (especially) and Argentina (flooded with Bolivian cocaine) are still scrutinized.

I dont know where you get your info from but last i heard Brasil was fine for mailing from, as for Argentina all i can say is the east coast is as safer place as you will ever find in SA.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: abdomen on July 21, 2013, 12:14 am
The OP of this thread just made a topic called "Time to kill some jews?"

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=188142.0

Not that he had any credibility left to destroy, but it'd be indisputably gone now.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: 3r3 on July 22, 2013, 12:51 pm
The OP of this thread just made a topic called "Time to kill some jews?"

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=188142.0

Not that he had any credibility left to destroy, but it'd be indisputably gone now.

Stop trolling my posts. Go start your own thread.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: fredflintstone on July 22, 2013, 06:08 pm
The OP of this thread just made a topic called "Time to kill some jews?"

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=188142.0

Not that he had any credibility left to destroy, but it'd be indisputably gone now.

Stop trolling my posts. Go start your own thread.

The guy asking for a boat to move cocaine from Columbia on the internet telling someone else to "stop trolling" ... the irony
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: cryngie on July 22, 2013, 07:28 pm
I have a heavy supply line in Colombia (east coast) for cocaine and heroin and I need the product moved by boat to US or Europe.
It will be completely undetectable. I'm underfunded right now so I can't afford a long range boat of my own.
Looking for a partner that can provide the boat/captain and move the product.  Any advice or offers are appreciated.


The east coast of columbia as apposed to what the non existent  west or south coasts
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: BTC King on July 23, 2013, 12:54 am
not another bullshit coke smuggling thread. anyone remember chaosforpeace? the worst thing is that many people actually thought he was serious
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: silo on July 23, 2013, 11:08 am
but guys it will be COMPLETELY UNDETECTABLE?!



btw i remember that thread, remember how  many legitimate ideas we all came up with? then he came out the retard closet, but the student cruise boat idea was pretty legit if i recall.

Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: str8trippin2 on July 23, 2013, 04:40 pm
will this work?

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVPq5ob59vywpe8wfhXI_gylVg6Rw7-yVUvP14rGGtJYT3_GBXAA

 8)
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: weather420 on July 23, 2013, 07:29 pm
I think you should load up a few row boats. They are  best equipped to evade the Coast Guard/Navy/DHS/ICE/FBI
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: westb0xes on July 24, 2013, 09:53 am
not another bullshit coke smuggling thread. anyone remember chaosforpeace? the worst thing is that many people actually thought he was serious

hahahahah
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: bluedev1 on July 25, 2013, 12:16 pm
did this idea start with the "I should buy a boat." meme?  just curious.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: PureEnergy on July 26, 2013, 05:22 am
Just attach the goods to a school of sharks, with fricken lazer beams, then migrate them.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: zipstyle on July 26, 2013, 05:54 am
it is chaosforpeace :P
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: popjoe on July 26, 2013, 09:18 am
Just attach the goods to a school of sharks, with fricken lazer beams, then migrate them.

Maybe he can use the jews he kills for bait.  This is starting to seem plausible!
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: onezero32 on July 26, 2013, 12:16 pm
Why on earth would somebody wanting to smuggle product from Colombia to USA or Europe possibly think it's a good idea to look for help on a public internet forum? Are you kidding me?!
If you really had distributors in both the USA and Europe, as well as a solid supplier at the source, you wouldn't be here.

Throw your Scarface DVD in the bin and stop dreaming kid.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 26, 2013, 01:23 pm
Damn, OP is getting clowned on pretty hard right now ::)
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: koonta on July 26, 2013, 02:36 pm
Ive got a 12ft dingy and 2 friends who can man it.Whats in it for us?
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: PotatoConnoisseur on July 26, 2013, 05:53 pm
I've got some water wings, reporting for duty.
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: terpene on July 26, 2013, 06:45 pm
stealth kayaks, paint them black or sumit, with a torch on the front

and don't splash toooo fricken hard with them paddles....

winner

terp
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: terpene on July 26, 2013, 06:48 pm
Why on earth would somebody wanting to smuggle product from Colombia to USA or Europe possibly think it's a good idea to look for help on a public internet forum? Are you kidding me?!


reverse psychology, its the last place they'd look.

never saw it comin

winner

terp
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: Jason Bourne on July 26, 2013, 08:09 pm
I have a heavy supply line in Colombia (east coast) for cocaine and heroin and I need the product moved by boat to US or Europe.
It will be completely undetectable. I'm underfunded right now so I can't afford a long range boat of my own.
Looking for a partner that can provide the boat/captain and move the product.  Any advice or offers are appreciated.

Your question makes it pretty clear you don't have a clue what your talking about, hence you don't have access to what you claim.
That's also why everybody is making fun of you. I will though give you a piece of advice: watch the movie midnight express.

To obtain the funding you might want to consider raising charity funds. You could claim you got arrested, for example.
 
Why on earth would somebody wanting to smuggle product from Colombia to USA or Europe possibly think it's a good idea to look for help on a public internet forum? Are you kidding me?!


reverse psychology, its the last place they'd look.

never saw it comin

winner

terp

OP is a genius. Posting on the most watched drug related forum there is, about shipping narcotics through the most watched trade routes. This mastermind surely managed to fool LE into thinking he is a dork.
The world is yours.

Peace out
Jason

Edit: I just realized I made almost exactly the same post as onezero32. Good thing this is an anonymous drug site and he can't sue me for copyright infringements. Brilliant post btw.  ;)
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: bluehorn on July 26, 2013, 08:15 pm
Thanks for all the laughs guys. Been spamming my newly acquired +1 powers haha!
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: PureEnergy on July 26, 2013, 09:42 pm
this thread needs a sticky
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: trippykshit on July 26, 2013, 10:34 pm
I've got a teleporter machine. Let me know if that helps. I usually charge 1BTC per transaction, but I'll offer a discount only to you for bulk qty. Could go down to .90. Looking to do business with you. Cheers
Title: Re: Cocaine: Need a partner with a boat to move product - Colombia to USA or Europe
Post by: popjoe on July 27, 2013, 10:30 am
Or you could get a lot of cowboy hats and have them float their way to america through Texas.

That way LE will frantically be looking for drowned cowboys and ignore the cocaine hidden in the hats.  Last thing you will need is enough cowboys to come claim the hats.