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Title: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: DMtryptamine285 on June 27, 2013, 03:32 am
After receiving a free sample of an eighth of mushroom capsules from TheFunGuy, I proceeded to swallow all of the caps. After about 30 minutes I realized I was tripping pretty hard, actually very hard. Everything was absolutely hilarious. I have had upwards of 100 trips and I don't honestly think I have ever laughed that hard. The walls where breathing, the grass was undulating, and when I closed my eyes I had some pretty cool CEVs involving hypercomplex rapidly shifting fractals somewhat reminiscent of alex grey artwork.

I felt so damn happy just to be alive. I actually walked out into the middle of the street and started to scream with joy. It was absolutely beautiful. I could feel my entire body pulsating with the pure energy of life, the feel of my feet on the grass was simply amazing. After going back inside I decided to throw on some shpongle tunes, kick back and smoke a doobie. The weed really kicked in the trip even more, I felt absolutely amazing, almost too amazing. Only people who have experience with psychedelics will understand this but I felt so damn euphoric it actually caused mild anxiety, like we just were not meant to feel this good.

I was left with an amazing afterglow, during which I actually called up a bunch of people who I felt I had wronged and apologized. I cried tears of joy and tears of sorry simultaneously. It was an absolutely amazing night and I will never ever forget it. Out of all of my psychedelic experiences this is definitely one that will stick with me, it wasn't the strongest, or the strangest, or even near the highest dose, but it was perhaps one of the most euphoric.

These where high quality shrooms. I did puke afterwords but it really wasn't from the shrooms, It was because In my hypermanic state I spilled e-liquid all over myself and essentially took a nicotine bath. That really put a damper on the rest of my trip but that's a story for another thread.

Overall I had a great time and I highly recommend TheFunGuy to anyone wanting shrooms, A truly great vendor.

Quality of product: 5 out of 5
Stealth: 5 out of 5
Speed of delivery: 5 out of 5 (only took two days, fastest I've ever received any product out of all my orders on the road and elsewhere)
Vendor friendliness: 5 out of 5
Overall: 20 out of 20

When I get some more bitcoins I will definitely be buying from TheFunGuy.
I will post a more detailed experience report once I have had time to truly integrate this phenomenal mushroom trip.


Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: TheFunGuy on July 02, 2013, 03:39 pm
DMT,  ;D Great to hear that you had such an amazing time with my shrooms! I appreciate you testing  em out for me and VERY much appreciate your kind review!
Thanks again for everything! :)
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: DMtryptamine285 on July 02, 2013, 05:58 pm
Now to keep this thread alive. These tend to get buried fast.
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: tree on July 02, 2013, 08:39 pm
Wow, TheFunGuy must have some really good shrooms.. It sounds like you had a real amazing time!
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: DMtryptamine285 on July 03, 2013, 09:06 pm
Yeah these where actually some pretty dang good shrooms. I was quite suprised because usually an eighth doesn't trip me out that much.
Its a combination of good product and good mindset that made for a great trip. Spilling e-liquid all over myself kinda ruined the end of it with some tachycardia and nausea but that had nothing to do with the shrooms lol.
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: teaball on July 04, 2013, 04:19 am
   I recently sampled Funguys' mushroom capsules. What a nice experience. Not just from the schrooms, which were great, but from the customer service too. Funguy really made the transaction very pleasant with awesome communication. I believe Funguy truely wants to make the customer happy.
    And happy I was. I took three of the seven caps on a beautuful sunny afternoon, plannlng on taking more later.  I didn't need to , three were just right, for me...your mileage may very. Went for a walk and everything had kind of glow to it. Normal stuff along the way was so new and interesting. With a smile on my face and lightness in  my steps, I enjoyed a wonderful afternoon outdoors. Thanks Funguy.
    P.S.  First time with caps. No stomach issues. I highly recommend  Funguy.

Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: Pax on July 04, 2013, 08:12 am
Hey I am going to re-post all of these posts from this thread onto the other FunGuy Thread and the opposite direction as well. As long as no one else involved minds. All the good publicity I can get for this guy the better
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: Pax on July 04, 2013, 08:18 am
I received a 1/8th sample of "TheFunGuys"  Magic Mushrooms Capsules.They arrived in 4 days which is just about on par with the rest of my domestic deliveries to the US. I loved the mushrooms and I also must add that I loved the fact that this vendor used a vacuum sealed bag/package which is something that a lot of my vendors I have been ordering from here lately have neglected to do. I think that it is very beneficial in keeping the magic mushies safe,dry and potent during and after their journey.Thank you :)

 Product Quality: 5/5  They looked great at first inspection and once I tried them I found out why. They were perfect. A++ They came in 7 capsules each containing 0.5 grams as promised.

Delivery time : 5/5 As I said above it arrived in 4 days which is great speed and just about the average time that it takes most of my packages from within the United States to arrive. So there is most defiantly nothing to complain about there

Packaging: 5/5 It came in a regular flat rate USPS box with nothing that referenced the silkroad or anything else nefarious. You  could have never distinguish it from any other normal package in the mail. Inside of that was was an air tight  vacuum sealed (which I mentioned above made me so happy). Inside of that was a plastic zip-lock baggie which contained 7 Magic Mushrooms Capsules each containing 0.5 grams a piece as I stated above. Excellent Packaging what more could anyone ask for ++.

Stealth: 5/5 Not much to say here. This was ok passable but not great maybe a little bit more effort should be put into this, but in its own way the capsules are sort of a stealth feature themselves so 5/5

Communication: 5/5 This Vendor was just unbelievably good at keeping the lines of communication open and making me aware at every step of the business transaction what was happening on his end. Seriously if I could I would give him a 10/5 on this one cause that is how much he impressed me compared to most vendors

My trip was a very great one possibly one of the best I have ever had. I took 3 grams of the magic mushrooms (6 capsules) and began my trip at my TV. I watched some cartoons to compact the start of the trip Which is the part that usually gives me the most anxiety. I sat their for about 30 mins to an hour as the anxiety began to build to a breaking point. Then I stood up ran to my door shoved it open and right as I stepped outside all of the fear melted away from me. I ran up to the post office and got the mail for that day. Then I skipped over to the local store to buy some fruits and veggies. The grapes tasted so good I bought a few pounds full and ate them as I danced around in the streets. I realized that nothing could bring e down if I did not want it to not even this small backwoods town. I had all the power within me and that all humanity is worth caring about just because they are human. Even these people still deserved the human need to be cared about. I danced around in the street some more listening to the Beatles and smiling at everyone one I met. Then  I went inside and chilled with a book as the trip faded out... Thank you FunGuy for this beautiful experience One love
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: teaball on July 13, 2013, 03:20 am
  It was the beginning of another beautiful day when
I took   4 caps of theFunGuys mushrooms . It was a nice come-up with no stomach distress, much akin to the last experience with his product. Within a short time I felt energized with the strange weirdness and the ''no-reason giggles" that  seems both comfortable and off-setting at the same time (turning a routine Dollar Store shopping spree into a bit of an adventure). Walking home along my   familar route , I thought of  Dorothy after she landed in OZ and everything changed and was in Technicolor. Fortunately I killed no whitches, good or bad ...... just had another great time on theFunGuys  schrooms. Really he is one of the better vendors, out of many good ones, on the Road.
  Thanks FunGuy.


Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: DMtryptamine285 on July 16, 2013, 12:23 am
^^ I love the giggles, they seem to be so much more prominent with shrooms than other psyches. One of my favorite things about shrooms is how light and easy going they are, everything just seems absolutely hilarious.
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: Britney Spears on July 16, 2013, 12:33 am
Dose: 3.5 Grams of Mushrooms in 7 capsules. Split 4 ways doing the "Lemon tek" with lime.
Time of Day: 6:30 PM

We were hesitant that an 8th would knock around 4 of us, but we went ahead and took them anyway. We decided to go with the lemon technique, as it is suppose to be a stronger buzz. After about a 30 minute wait, while the Pink Buffalos soaked in the lime juice, we drank the concoction and chased it with a little OJ. After about 20 minutes we were all laughing and started to feel an almost extreme come up. I took off outside from the garage and sat on a nearby ledge and enjoyed my perception change. Every sense became heightened and my smile became more permanent. After about an hour I was in the throws of a heavy mushroom trip. A friend and I looked up at the sky, the clouds were moving very quickly and covered the area like a purple blanket. Sober people showed up now and then, but caused us no negative emotions as I focused on the trip and not on the outsiders. The intense trip lasted about 3 and  half hours. I drove home while still tripping and it was wonderful. The lights were extreme and every noise was a welcomed scare. I had NPR's Blues Before Sunrise blaring some rough rough jazz recording. It was perfection. After about 5 hours of taking less than a gram I was ready for sleep. A weird sleep.

Communication: 5/5
Stealth: 10/5
Product:10/5

I was hesitant about capsules. I am now a believer. TheFunGuy is a great mushroom vendor.
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: TheFunGuy on July 16, 2013, 04:39 am
 ;D
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: fartsinthewind on July 17, 2013, 05:35 am
I had some questions for TheFunGuy about shipping times and stealth, and he was up front and honest with me. Being a new vendor, he didn't want to compromise my security and safety just for the sake of a quick sale. As an old timer 'round these parts, I can appreciate that!! Thanks dude, i'll be back when i'm ready to pop off some orders!

+1 for integrity and upholding the SR creed
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: TheFunGuy on July 23, 2013, 03:14 pm
Thanks fitw. Hope to see you soon! :) Just to be clear to everyone, there is nothing to worry about with the stealth I use  8)
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: DMtryptamine285 on July 23, 2013, 06:36 pm
Of course not, I still plan to order some but I have been really busy with school and haven't the time to trip right now :(

The stealth is actually very good, probably more than is really necessary for mushroom caps.
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: TheFunGuy on July 23, 2013, 07:26 pm
Thanks DMT, I think my stealth may have improved just slightly since I sent to you also. Look forward to serving you up some whenever you are ready. :)
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: TheFunGuy on July 24, 2013, 07:14 am
My karma is FINALLY on the up! Thanks guys! Still not sure how I got so many -1s. Oh well.  ;)
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: hojo on August 30, 2013, 05:39 am
just placed an order for 3.5g of the blue dream. Can't wait to sample. All forums reviews seem to point as you being a nice person and good vendor so I'm not nervous. Thanks for going the extra step to message me when it went out in the mail. I never bother vendors with questions or expect a lot of dialogue on here unless there is an issue but that was nice of you. Look forward to reviewing and ordering again man. :)
Title: Re: TheFunGuy official review thread, A truly great shroom vendor!!!
Post by: TheFunGuy on September 04, 2013, 06:04 am
Hojo, Thanks for all the kind words and your feedback. Hope all is well with ya. Hope to see ya back soon!
TFG