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Title: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on June 27, 2012, 10:19 pm
There seems to be a lot of aggression and bad vibes around here. I say there needs to be a place where we can discuss whatever we want and say some pretty deranged shit. Discuss religion, vendors, politicians, economic systems, etc. Hell, call me a pedophile if it makes you feel any better. I'll retaliate if that's the case of course, so troll at your own risk.

I'll start. I eat too many cheeseburgers, and I think I've been taking entirely too much Etizolam at night lately. I've woken up several times the next morning and looked at some of the crazed shit I've said on here with amazement and confusion. God damn weird legal benzos.

I fucking hate Mormons. I love watching bootleg TV shows and movies, fuck cable. A really fat chick tricked me into letting her give me a blowjob once, then I fucked her out of pity because she started crying and said her boyfriend used to beat her. I became pretty cynical after that incident. 

I think Jesus is a glorified zombie from space. Sometimes I'll sleep well past noon. I like to listen to rain noises whist I slumber. Etizolam is a weird drug. Some sort of anti-depressant benzo analogue.

I have a cool cat. He eats butter if he can find it. Bad kitty.

I have AIDS, here, have one of my AIDS burgers. No ketchup? Fuck you asshole.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on June 27, 2012, 11:52 pm
You mean a big women!

As for her tricking you - please tell  ;D

She said she was going to adjust your fly - or wanted to see if your shorts needed cleaning?

Or are you saying the chick had a dick and maybe told you she had a big clit?

 ;)

As for trolls - bastards.

They can all suck my manhood - or perhaps not because you would have a bunch of trolls sucking it constantly and it would lose the magic of the first time a passing troll handed oot blowjobs.

Maybe this thread is a Freudian slip and the author wants to give head for BTC.

Well my dick has Mrs Red tattooed on it - actually I got a 100 line poem on there plus all manner of stuff including a big ganga leaf and two eyes for my balls.

So stop hitting on people like this man! Its degrading.

OK half a bitcoin then.

 ;D
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on June 28, 2012, 12:15 am
Ah, Red. You deranged son of a bitch. I was hoping someone would post something here. I was hanging out with this woman from Craigslist, and we were watching a movie. I posted an ad for cuddling, being an obnoxious troll that I am. Weirdly I'm somewhat talented as a writer, and received many replies, so I fucked a bunch of women in my mansion full of drugs and guns for awhile.

She said I was a liar who didn't want cuddles. Then she started playing with my meat. I was just trying to be polite and friendly, then out comes the penis and she tricked me. She knowingly used my kindness against me. I became bitter and added a no fat chick policy to my ad. She told me she fucked a man with a strapon once, so I never answered her phone calls again.

I think a woman should be obligated to tell you her weight in a personal ad. That woman employed some trick photography on me. I'm not too picky, but god damn that was a big bitch. She used photographic trickery and a sob story on me. She's a penis con artist. She had a box of Magnum condoms with her. What the fuck kind of horse dicks was she involved with? I mean, one fit me rather well, but why the Magnums? I have never seen a woman who carries around Magnum condoms to this day. Big vag having con artist..

One time when I was fucking around with benzos during college I woke up naked in my living room after a night of partying, I was missing my wallet and some Viagra, and found a woman in the driveway asleep in her car with her pants on backwards. We became quite close after that. I thought I was robbed, and grabbed a gun running around the house looking for ninjas.

Moral of the story. Don't mix Xanax and Klonopin with Viagra. You'll wake up with a slutty Craigslist girlfriend.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: BanWork on June 28, 2012, 12:48 am
I quite like fat chicks to a point... But I sort of got sleep raped by a fat chick once.  :'(

My friend was fucking her friend so I agreed to humor this fat chick (too fat for my tastes, i mean fucking morbidly obese). So my friend invited his lady back to our pad. This obese chick came to chill in my room and I wasn't interested but she gave me this sob story about how she had just got out of jail for beating some girl almost to death, I was slightly alarmed but heavily sedated at this point so for some reason I decided to take off her clothes...  :o This only acted to sure my instinctive repulsion towards this lady... It was shortly after that I blacked out.

Earlier I had been drinking in a shitty bar , had taken some MDMA and finished the night off with some some shitty street coke, a few diazepam and some booze when I got back to my room.

I was slowly roused at around 5am; first light of a hot and humid summer day, my level of consciousness was faint but my memory of waking hot,sweaty and with some pubic skin irritation was SO vivid I can feel it 10 years later. When I regained basic mental faculties I became aware of a huge heavy figure on top of me, grinding away like some frustrated piece of factory hardware. For some reason I was hard and allowed this to continue against my will for several minutes whilst full consciousness was restored.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on June 28, 2012, 01:00 am
Good god man that was dark. At least I feel some sense of relief knowing I'm not the only one that's been sexually abused by an obese woman under false pretenses. That shit is mentally damaging. I'd rather fuck the spraypainted dirty mexican zebra donkey than be raped by that big gapey mess of a woman again. We were watching some sort of fucked up movie about this Frenchman that was straight killin' bitches and turning them into purfume. Then out comes the sad story and meat rubbing. I'm a pretty cynical bastard, but i just felt so damn guilty I let her ride me until she was done and I went home and washed my balls with about a liter of soap and cried and did more drugs.  :'(
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Gary Oak on June 28, 2012, 01:56 am
I find amputees, and especially quadruple amputees, to be really sexy. The way the shape of woman changes while she remains entirely functional (limbs aren't necessary to survive) is just amazing. I think there's nothing more beautiful than a limbless woman torso to fuck. :)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on June 28, 2012, 02:24 am
I find amputees, and especially quadruple amputees, to be really sexy. The way the shape of woman changes while she remains entirely functional (limbs aren't necessary to survive) is just amazing. I think there's nothing more beautiful than a limbless woman torso to fuck. :)

If I told you a girl with no legs and seven fingers hit on me last year, put her stump in my lap, and rubbed my genitals with her stump in a provocative fashion, would you believe me, because that shit happened. God damn that was messed up.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Gary Oak on June 28, 2012, 02:41 am
I find amputees, and especially quadruple amputees, to be really sexy. The way the shape of woman changes while she remains entirely functional (limbs aren't necessary to survive) is just amazing. I think there's nothing more beautiful than a limbless woman torso to fuck. :)

If I told you a girl with no legs and seven fingers hit on me last year, put her stump in my lap, and rubbed my genitals with her stump in a provocative fashion, would you believe me, because that shit happened. God damn that was messed up.

You lucky dog you! ;D

That reminds me, I've had a midget show me her nipple piercings before. All she talked about was the sick dirty shit her boyfriend would do to her, god was that weird. :-\
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: jameslink2 on June 28, 2012, 02:58 am
Hmmm, how do I say this......Guess coming right out and saying it is best.

I bought a slave girl. You may live comfortable in your belief that slavery is dead but I can tell you it is alive and kicking.

Note: she is over 20, girl just sounded better than woman or lady and is used in reference to her position in my house.  ;)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 01:26 am
I've been mad at my neighbor lately so at night I've been shitting in his yard. I've only done it a handful of times but the bastard deserves it and I hope he finds a couple and has to pick it up or steps in it/runs it over with his lawn mower or something.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: peek on July 25, 2012, 01:56 am
I once had a girlfriend that would encourage sexual encounters with other men and ugly/fat women. To the best of my knowledge, the farthest that ever got was half a handie (up through my pant leg) at a party.  To this day I'm not sure if she got off on the sexual aspect, or me being uncomfortable :/

Also, I've never told anyone this before, but I did drugs once
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 02:04 am
Haven't we all accidentally had sexual relations with a fat bitch while we were under the influence? I thought everybody has lol.One time I fucked a random drunk girl in the ass who wasn't fat but I was on some benzos and I was beyond wasted it was at a party at one of my buddies house when we were in high school.Then I couldn't cum so I was like fuck it and walked away and that's when I realized she was sleeping  :o
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 02:07 am
Has anyone here ever thought about fucking a horse? I've got a friend who brings it up a lot. I think it might actually be legal to fuck a horse in my state.

He also has some sort of fascination with wanting to burn down a church and go on a shooting spree but only kill retarded people. I told him that was euthanasia and he might be some sort of weird horse fucking Nazi.

I need new friends.

Haven't we all accidentally had sexual relations with a fat bitch while we were under the influence? I thought everybody has lol.One time I fucked a random drunk girl in the ass who wasn't fat but I was on some benzos and I was beyond wasted it was at a party at one of my buddies house when we were in high school.Then I couldn't cum so I was like fuck it and walked away and that's when I realized she was sleeping  :o

I think that's called rape. You ass raped someone. There's no sugar-coating that.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Gary Oak on July 25, 2012, 02:15 am
Haven't we all accidentally had sexual relations with a fat bitch while we were under the influence? I thought everybody has lol.One time I fucked a random drunk girl in the ass who wasn't fat but I was on some benzos and I was beyond wasted it was at a party at one of my buddies house when we were in high school.Then I couldn't cum so I was like fuck it and walked away and that's when I realized she was sleeping  :o

I think that's called rape. You ass raped someone. There's no sugar-coating that.

That's the best kind of rape. 8)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 02:17 am
^ The most fucked up part is when we woke up she kept wobbling around and being like ouch my ass hurts and I was just straight up with her and told her I fucked her in the ass and she wasn't to worried about it.I think she thought I was kidding  ::) and when I was younger I was quite fascinated with burning down churches myself.Ive never actually supported Nazis or neo nazis but it was always Jewish churches that I wanted to burn down.He will probably eventually decide to burn down a shed or small vacant building and he will feel better as I did  ;D as for the horse thing I have never had the urge to fuck an animal and don't know anyone that wants to fuck an animal but to each his own I suppose  :o
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 02:19 am
^ The most fucked up part is when we woke up she kept wobbling around and being like ouch my ass hurts and I was just straight up with her and told her I fucked her in the ass and she wasn't to worried about it.I think she thought I was kidding  ::) and when I was younger I was quite fascinated with burning down churches myself.Ive never actually supported Nazis or neo nazis but it was always Jewish churches that I wanted to burn down.He will probably eventually decide to burn down a shed or small vacant building and he will feel better as I did  ;D as for the horse thing I have never had the urge to fuck an animal and don't know anyone that wants to fuck an animal but to each his own I suppose  :o

Dude. That's just fucked. If I woke up and my butt hurt I'd be pretty suspicious. You're an ass-raping arsonist.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 02:24 am
^ The most fucked up part is when we woke up she kept wobbling around and being like ouch my ass hurts and I was just straight up with her and told her I fucked her in the ass and she wasn't to worried about it.I think she thought I was kidding  ::) and when I was younger I was quite fascinated with burning down churches myself.Ive never actually supported Nazis or neo nazis but it was always Jewish churches that I wanted to burn down.He will probably eventually decide to burn down a shed or small vacant building and he will feel better as I did  ;D as for the horse thing I have never had the urge to fuck an animal and don't know anyone that wants to fuck an animal but to each his own I suppose  :o

Dude. That's just fucked. If I woke up and my butt hurt I'd be pretty suspicious. You're an ass-raping arsonist.

If I woke up and my ass was sore I would probably kill everyone in the room lol
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Gary Oak on July 25, 2012, 02:33 am
^ The most fucked up part is when we woke up she kept wobbling around and being like ouch my ass hurts and I was just straight up with her and told her I fucked her in the ass and she wasn't to worried about it.I think she thought I was kidding  ::) and when I was younger I was quite fascinated with burning down churches myself.Ive never actually supported Nazis or neo nazis but it was always Jewish churches that I wanted to burn down.He will probably eventually decide to burn down a shed or small vacant building and he will feel better as I did  ;D as for the horse thing I have never had the urge to fuck an animal and don't know anyone that wants to fuck an animal but to each his own I suppose  :o

Dude. That's just fucked. If I woke up and my butt hurt I'd be pretty suspicious. You're an ass-raping arsonist.

If I woke up and my ass was sore I would probably kill everyone in the room lol

If I woke up and my ass was sore....I'd probably think it was Tuesday. ???
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 02:39 am
lol this guy.He lets people pummel his bung hole on Monday nights  ::)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 02:41 am
You must have some fucked up Mondays. I bet you dress up as a pokemon and just fuck greasy Craigslist women.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 02:47 am
Greasy women from Craigslist with strap ons.That sounds appetizing lmao.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 02:50 am
I just won two grams of pot in a lottery so I'm not going to shit in my neighbor's yard tonight in celebration.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 03:03 am
I just won two grams of pot in a lottery so I'm not going to shit in my neighbor's yard tonight in celebration.

Wait a minute....There's a large pile of shit in my yard every morning.........Bobby is that you?!
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Gary Oak on July 25, 2012, 03:04 am
I just won two grams of pot in a lottery so I'm not going to shit in my neighbor's yard tonight in celebration.

Fuck yeah dude, savor that shit because it'll be so much sweeter than pot you buy...not quite as good as you're own bud but still pretty close. ;D

Also I have dinner with my parents on Mondays and they own a ranch so my bum's sore from riding horses...not from being ass raped you sick fucks....also not riding the way you implied earlier Vinny because that's sick too! ::)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 03:07 am
Yeah I didn't figure you as the Mr. Hands type Gary.

By the way if nobody knows what that is:

http://www.2guys1horse.com/
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 03:11 am
Yeah I didn't figure you as the Mr. Hands type Gary.

By the way if nobody knows what that is:

http://www.2guys1horse.com/

haha I learned my lesson earlier from that fucked up gay threesome.I'm really not clicking on anymore links that people put up on silk road lol.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 03:25 am
If you don't click you aren't good at internets. Everyone needs a Mr. Hands, Shake that Bear, and Goatse in their life.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Gary Oak on July 25, 2012, 03:43 am
If you don't click you aren't good at internets. Everyone needs a Mr. Hands, Shake that Bear, and Goatse in their life.

Exactly, and by desensitizing yourself by viewing these enough times you become stronger. I've seen some fucked up stuff during my many trips yet I've been afraid of none of it. ;D
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 03:47 am
Reverse psychology guys?? I aint going for all that bullshit  8) This wont make me stronger and I don't need a goatse! but alright ill watch it just because my curiosity is getting the best of me haha
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Enemy of the State on July 25, 2012, 03:58 am
I hate fucking Mormons too, but then I am a Mormon so I hate myself, far too often. I just can't seem to quit being one though. I don't know what it is about them that I hate so much, but I do, God damn it, I do.

Jesus? Now that's some ridiculous shit. Religion is like really bad drugs. They kill you deader than fuck and there is no resurrection. At least with good drugs you get to enjoy the high. With religion its like one long assed migraine interspersed with bouts of Russian roulette.

Fuck TV. There never seems to be anything on, yet when I go to my friend's house I can't take my eyes off of it. Why are all the good programs on at his house?

I have a lingering nightmare of a diabetic chick I used to fuck. She would make me shoot her up, then I would shoot up, but my shit was better than hers. Mine killed the pain while I cannot imagine any greater pain than being her. Fucking her was like rubbing my dick with a sheet of 60 grit sandpaper. I vaguely remember blowing my wad in her face after telling her her pussy was to dry. After I left I felt ambivalent.

I don't have AIDS but I do have a hair piece. Please take my hairpiece. I give you my hairpiece.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 04:00 am
That was disturbing. I wasn't aware there were any Mormons on Silk Road. You're a terrible Mormon.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Gary Oak on July 25, 2012, 04:03 am
I used to be REALLY into gore, watching videos of people being mutilated, Mexican cartels beheading some bitches and whatnot but I've sort of lost interest over the years. Still, it's pretty funny stuff and never killed my sex drive at all. :P
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 04:06 am
Dude that shit was fucked up  :o I swear to god this website puts up the most fucked up links.What the fuck was the ass crack thing??
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Enemy of the State on July 25, 2012, 04:07 am
Who asked you? I didn't ask you to evaluate my religious preference. Mormons get to have lots of wives. That can be a good thing if you have a lot of hot bitches but have you seen Mormon women? If the bitch was a horse I'd have shot her rather than mount her.

Besides I changed my mind. I'm not a Mormon, or maybe I am. Fuck it I'm confused. Where is my my .38 I feel like I need to be absolved of my sins.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 04:09 am
This girl off Craigslist wanted me to choke her while I fucked her and I could never bring myself to do it because it really weirded me out and the bitch was turning purple and riding me like a cowgirl very fiercely and calling me a bitch.

She liked sucking balls and giving rimjobs and had a husband.

Craigslist is fucked.

Mormons don't use drugs.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Enemy of the State on July 25, 2012, 04:15 am
Saw a video once of a guy driving nails into his dick :o :o :o

Who drives nails into their dick? I couldn't get a hard-on for days thinking about that shit.

Two girls + a cup is some rank shit...literally. Top 10 things you would not put in your mouth?

Number one on my list     SHIT!
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 04:16 am
Are you kidding me?! I love rough sex.Choking,kicking,slapping,piercing,chokers,whips,whatever dude.I'm definitely down with sub-dom.As long as I'm the dom haha.And on another note getting my balls sucked occasionally is nice but I don't like it every time I get head because it tickles  ::)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Gary Oak on July 25, 2012, 04:16 am
Craigslist is fucked.

Understatement of the year right there. ;D
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Enemy of the State on July 25, 2012, 04:20 am

Mormons don't use drugs.

What the fuck? Are you telling me I can't use drugs because I'm a Mormon? Mormons are some of the best meth makers in America. Mormon meth is the rage dude.

My ex-wife had a listing on craigslist. No one has heard from her in weeks. I'm not worried though.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 04:23 am

Mormons don't use drugs.

What the fuck? Are you telling me I can't use drugs because I'm a Mormon? Mormons are some of the best meth makers in America. Mormon meth is the rage dude.

My ex-wife had a listing on craigslist. No one has heard from her in weeks. I'm not worried though.

lol that made me laugh  ;D you cold sob
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Enemy of the State on July 25, 2012, 04:36 am
Are you kidding me?! I love rough sex.Choking,kicking,slapping,piercing,chokers,whips,whatever dude.I'm definitely down with sub-dom.As long as I'm the dom haha.And on another note getting my balls sucked occasionally is nice but I don't like it every time I get head because it tickles  ::)

Fuck yeah! I'm down with the dom too, but there was this one time with this pudgy bitch. She went to the bathroom to get ready and I was pretty fucked up, laying there with the bed spinning. Took a Quaalude and was drinking Long Island Ice Teas. Any way she came in and climbed up on top of my back and started to push her strap on up my ass. I told her to back the fuck up off it, the garage was closed. To this day I still think she wanted me to be her bitch. I miss her.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 04:46 am
Are you kidding me?! I love rough sex.Choking,kicking,slapping,piercing,chokers,whips,whatever dude.I'm definitely down with sub-dom.As long as I'm the dom haha.And on another note getting my balls sucked occasionally is nice but I don't like it every time I get head because it tickles  ::)

Fuck yeah! I'm down with the dom too, but there was this one time with this pudgy bitch. She went to the bathroom to get ready and I was pretty fucked up, laying there with the bed spinning. Took a Quaalude and was drinking Long Island Ice Teas. Any way she came in and climbed up on top of my back and started to push her strap on up my ass. I told her to back the fuck up off it, the garage was closed. To this day I still think she wanted me to be her bitch. I miss her.

Where the fuck did you get a quaalude?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 04:48 am
Are you kidding me?! I love rough sex.Choking,kicking,slapping,piercing,chokers,whips,whatever dude.I'm definitely down with sub-dom.As long as I'm the dom haha.And on another note getting my balls sucked occasionally is nice but I don't like it every time I get head because it tickles  ::)

Fuck yeah! I'm down with the dom too, but there was this one time with this pudgy bitch. She went to the bathroom to get ready and I was pretty fucked up, laying there with the bed spinning. Took a Quaalude and was drinking Long Island Ice Teas. Any way she came in and climbed up on top of my back and started to push her strap on up my ass. I told her to back the fuck up off it, the garage was closed. To this day I still think she wanted me to be her bitch. I miss her.

lmao! Fuck that Id be say only if I get to do it first.Then Id get some ass and be like just playing trick!  ;D aint anything going up this guys ass haha.Ive never personally had someone try to put something up my ass but if my girl tried I wouldn't even know what to think.Id probably tape a pillow to my ass light her strap on on fire and pretend it never happened.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Gary Oak on July 25, 2012, 04:50 am
Are you kidding me?! I love rough sex.Choking,kicking,slapping,piercing,chokers,whips,whatever dude.I'm definitely down with sub-dom.As long as I'm the dom haha.And on another note getting my balls sucked occasionally is nice but I don't like it every time I get head because it tickles  ::)

Fuck yeah! I'm down with the dom too, but there was this one time with this pudgy bitch. She went to the bathroom to get ready and I was pretty fucked up, laying there with the bed spinning. Took a Quaalude and was drinking Long Island Ice Teas. Any way she came in and climbed up on top of my back and started to push her strap on up my ass. I told her to back the fuck up off it, the garage was closed. To this day I still think she wanted me to be her bitch. I miss her.

Where the fuck did you get a quaalude?

Maybe he's like 80 and he's just regaling us with recollections of an old man? ::)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: pinkapples88 on July 25, 2012, 05:06 am
I would maybe try it if my girl didn't try to put anything in my ass.Ive tossed her salad several times and it wasn't bad.I don't think I would mind it because like I stated earlier I like sub-dom.So I would try it because she has to be down on the ground and I could probably have some fun with it but I definitely wouldn't be down with me having to beat my own meat.I would try it if my girlfriend reallyyyy wanted to try it but I would much rather fuck her throat  :D
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 05:08 am
You're a sexual deviant.

Mormons don't do drugs. Where the fuck did homie get a quaalude? Is he like 60 years old and some sort of rogue Mormon?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Enemy of the State on July 25, 2012, 07:43 am
You're a sexual deviant.

Mormons don't do drugs. Where the fuck did homie get a quaalude? Is he like 60 years old and some sort of rogue Mormon?

Look you're the motherfucker that started the troll thread. Is this troll enough for you beee otch? THIS fucking Mormon DOES do drugs. Wanna get high on Jee ZUZ?!?! Hey it was 30 years ago and I was a kid what the fuck.

I would maybe try it if my girl didn't try to put anything in my ass.Ive tossed her salad several times and it wasn't bad.I don't think I would mind it because like I stated earlier I like sub-dom.So I would try it because she has to be down on the ground and I could probably have some fun with it but I definitely wouldn't be down with me having to beat my own meat.I would try it if my girlfriend reallyyyy wanted to try it but I would much rather fuck her throat  :D

The sub-dom things is cool and all but you never really know the boundaries of your manhood until you have 8 inches of hard plastic  shoved up your ass and the beautiful woman that you love so dearly has a handful of your hair pulled back until your neck is ready to pop asking you, "Does that feel good bitch?"  ;)

Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: PervertedPrude on July 25, 2012, 10:57 pm
Hmm. Trolling, or just 10 Random Sick Things About Me?

It's kind of a fantasy of mine to pull on a strap on and give a guy a good plastic dicking. Not "kind of" a fantasy. A real big one. But I have a sort of obsession with men's asses, which is apparently deviant for women. I don't see how. They're so beautiful, and indicative of thrusting power. Mmmm.

I'm a downer person, or so I thought but I just (just, just) tried some cocaine for the first time and it is so fucking good. So fucking good. It's also why I'm feeling a grand bit talkative right now.

I don't think this is suitably trollish. So fuck you, reader. I think you have a small willy.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 11:06 pm
Alrighty somehow this became a thread about fucking men in the ass. I don't really want anything in my bum and I have a decent sized penis.

I ate another bar food for lunch. I'm getting fat. I plan on riding my bike and doing more fapping.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: PervertedPrude on July 25, 2012, 11:16 pm
I just a new bike. I love it. I tried to get my daily exercise in by running but I find biking to be much more enjoyable.

It's okay you don't want anything in your bum. To each their own ;)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: PervertedPrude on July 25, 2012, 11:32 pm
How will you stay upright? That seems like it would be difficult.

Stay away from school zones and playgrounds.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 25, 2012, 11:36 pm
I've got dick pics and I'll spread my buttcheeks for a bitcoin. I'll post under Mike Honcho.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: PervertedPrude on July 25, 2012, 11:46 pm
If you're Mike Honcho then I'll just get a copy of Playgirl magazine
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: CaptainTrips on July 25, 2012, 11:52 pm
this whole thread has been making me laugh my ass off  ;D
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on July 26, 2012, 12:28 am
piss tits on my chicken slit and make do with pie in your rear cos you know you cant smear your fishdick giblets all over the wall.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 26, 2012, 12:35 am
Rimjob fairy teapots my friend. Stay thirsty. Live, laugh, take a shit on your neighbor's lawn. One of my medications is cherry flavored, so I've got that going for me. Circle the wagons. Defensive perimeters. The Indians are coming for our cigarettes and gambling money.

Yo this motherfucker ain't one of us he said he'd fuck a sheep!
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: permitcitizen on July 26, 2012, 01:44 am
You guys are fucking retards.

Oh shit I forgot i was supposed to be trolling...

(like sex)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 02:02 am
...Vinny's been on meds for a WHILE it seems.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 26, 2012, 02:10 am
I'm on a couple things. It's not very fun sometimes. What, you can't tell I'm a bit insane, criminally insane even?

I want to kick Mitt Romney square in his Mormon balls so hard that he vomits.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 02:16 am
Kick him? I'd eliminate his presence from the universe; you're a piss excuse of a criminally insane malefactor
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 26, 2012, 02:18 am
Kick him? I'd eliminate his presence from the universe; you're a piss excuse of a criminally insane malefactor

There would be no point in ending his presence on Earth, as when he dies he will ascend to a celestial Mormon planet, which he will rule as a god and fuck bitches for all eternity.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 02:25 am
Cool, then we don't have to deal with his ass anymore. It's a win-win!
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: kryptoz on July 26, 2012, 04:39 am
I demand more bitches.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 26, 2012, 04:44 am
I have always yearned to fill a woman's ass with cold pudding and fuck it. Then out comes the pudding.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: kryptoz on July 26, 2012, 04:47 am
This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZOaKxTQZzg
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 26, 2012, 05:17 am
It took me ten minutes to find this so someone should watch it. Scary jail black guy.

http://video.msnbc.msn.com/documentaries/28424415#28424415
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 05:23 am
The man, the legend, the troller of cops.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRSH--pRkQU
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: kryptoz on July 26, 2012, 05:26 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHb2_P1Xd7g
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 26, 2012, 05:33 am
Come on, mine was messed up. 'I shoved my arm up his ass to my forearm, bashed his head and made him drink out the toilet, then put the towel around his neck and strangled him. Then when the guards showed up I tried to throw him off the tier."

That's fucked.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 26, 2012, 08:14 am
Some birds don`t fly.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 08:23 am
Some flies don't bird  ::)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 26, 2012, 08:43 am
Some flies don't bird  ::)

Caparino is 'a rap icon'.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: PervertedPrude on July 26, 2012, 12:27 pm
My left hand itches so that means I'm going to lose money

or that I masturbate too much? I dunno.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 01:06 pm
You masturbating with your lefty? Crazy experience man...
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: PervertedPrude on July 26, 2012, 01:12 pm
Woman.

I actually read a study about people masturbating with their non-dominant hands. Apparently it's pretty common.

*The More You Knowwwww*
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 26, 2012, 01:24 pm
Some flies don't bird  ::)

Caparino is 'a rap icon'.

How did no one get that.  8)
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 02:17 pm
Some flies don't bird  ::)

Caparino is 'a rap icon'.

How did no one get that.  8)

Anagrams  ;D
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 26, 2012, 02:25 pm
Some flies don't bird  ::)

Caparino is 'a rap icon'.

How did no one get that.  8)

Anagrams  ;D

Good job! Now try this:

Hi, a cached kinki lion sits mr Soup.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 04:35 pm
I think you're confusing me with your mum mate  :D

She likes it deep in her throat. Picture that, cock going down your mum's throat. Feels good don't it?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 26, 2012, 04:40 pm
I think you're confusing me with your mum mate  :D

She likes it deep in her throat. Picture that, cock going down your mum's throat. Feels good don't it?

Hmm, unfortunately she isn`t here, but if she still was I`m sure she would like it.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: kryptoz on July 26, 2012, 04:45 pm
WHERE ARE MY 72 VIRGINS!?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 04:48 pm
WHERE ARE MY 72 VIRGINS!?

Playing World of Warcraft?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: kryptoz on July 26, 2012, 04:58 pm
God dammit.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on July 26, 2012, 07:33 pm
Craigslist is fucked.

Understatement of the year right there. ;D

im gutted they dont have this in the uk, then i can find women like yours and be happy knowing im not the only sick fuck in this Boring, antiquated,useless dog-ass of a country where the height of kink is the bitches keeping their knickers n heels on during a shag! wheres the scataholics who want me to shit on their chest while the finger themselves to pampers adverts?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 26, 2012, 08:19 pm
Well I've never encountered that sort of woman but there are definitely some crazy, adulterous, ass-licking, ball-sucking, freaky slutty women on Craigslist.

Wait, they've got Craigslist in the UK! What the hell is wrong with you, Google is your friend.

http://london.craigslist.co.uk/

Fuck some knickers...
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on July 26, 2012, 08:25 pm
smoking Budder is my enemy. brain melt =]

continue with the rimjob promotion, theres not enough of it.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 26, 2012, 08:51 pm
Rimjobs don't make you gay right?  ???
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: kryptoz on July 26, 2012, 08:57 pm
They make you mexican
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 27, 2012, 07:33 am

Rimjobs=gay in Africa. If those people caught you giving or taking one they`d hang you by a tree and protest about 'eating da poo-poo'.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 27, 2012, 08:09 am
They can dish out AIDS burgers but no ass to mouth?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 27, 2012, 09:02 am
If you were eric cartman, you'd be dishing out assburgers AND aids
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: noosemagnet on July 27, 2012, 11:03 am
when you wait all week for drugs and they never come, and the friday you check your mailbox and there's nothing there and you know you have to wait a whole weekend for the mailman to come back

when you check the mailbox and there's nothing there and you cackle manically to yourself saying  HEHEHEH ETOMORROW  :o RTOMORROW THOUGH

that feel
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 27, 2012, 11:08 am
0_o Bro... Have you come to terms with how the rest of your life is gonna pan out?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: noosemagnet on July 27, 2012, 12:59 pm
i try not to think about it. xo
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 27, 2012, 05:34 pm
i try not to think about it. xo

Any chance of the old turn-around?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Enemy of the State on July 30, 2012, 03:43 am
I just a new bike. I love it. I tried to get my daily exercise in by running but I find biking to be much more enjoyable.

It's okay you don't want anything in your bum. To each their own ;)

That's nice. Maybe one of these days you'll find yourself running after that fucking bike you're so keen on, with me laughing my ass off so hard I run into a tree. Then I get up and think 'Why the hell did I steal that bike? I've always loved running. It's much more enjoyable." Then you mount the bike and start chasing me, then I pull out me Glock and put a couple caps in your ass.

What exactly is the proper guidelines for trolling these days? Maybe someone needs to start a thread about troll etiquette just so no one gets offended or takes it in the wrong direction.


Rimjobs=gay in Africa. If those people caught you giving or taking one they`d hang you by a tree and protest about 'eating da poo-poo'.

In American/British/Chinese Cuisine, I am unsure if it's authentically Chinese.  There is a dish called a Pu Pu platter, and in Hawaiian language Pu Pu translates as an appetizer that you relish with much gusto!

Pu Pu is very tasty dish of mixed Chinese starters, their equivalent of a Mediterranean meze, and there are a lot of countries that enjoy eating their delicious Pu Pu! :)

It's good shit!   :D

Hell YEAH!!! Love dat Poo Poo platter TT. Had some on a trip to San Fransisco. Seriously. Stop laughing.

Took my elderly dad to a restaurant in Chinatown. We're walking back to the vehicle and I'm trying to unlock it. I look through the passenger side window and I see my dad ducking behind a car. I'm thinking, "What the fuck is he doing?" He drops his drawers and starts taking a shit in the parking garage. Seriously. Stop laughing. True story.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 30, 2012, 04:11 am
Chinese people like to eat cats and kill babies.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 30, 2012, 04:35 am
Don't forget the various penises they eat. Penis wines and such.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Enemy of the State on July 30, 2012, 05:41 am
Chinese people like to eat cats and kill babies.

Stinky Tofu - A brine made with shrimp, vegetables and salt, fermented for months, soaked into a block of tofu, it lives up to it's name, it's very stinky! It's like Marmite, either you love it or you hate it!  ;)


I'm not sure that's exactly right.
I had this really bad fungus going on in my shoes. It started to crack and bleed, and looked rather nasty.
I was going to go to the doctor, but I had to drop something off at my uncle's. I went in and sat down an he started getting this weird look on his face.
I said, "Hey Joe, what's wrong?"
He said, "Man I smell some nasty shit."
I was quite embarrassed, but tried to explain my situation.
He wrinkled up his face and said, "That yo stinky toe foo'!"

Had two dogs about a month ago. One day the dogs get out and only one comes back.
Seems like there have been a lot of missing animals in the neighborhood since this new Chinese place opened. Pictures up all the time.
Feels like I'm in Sant Cruz during the shooting of 'The Lost Boys'. Seriously, no shit.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: PervertedPrude on July 30, 2012, 09:57 pm
I just got a new bike. I love it. I tried to get my daily exercise in by running but I find biking to be much more enjoyable.

That's nice. Maybe one of these days you'll find yourself running after that fucking bike you're so keen on, with me laughing my ass off so hard I run into a tree. Then I get up and think 'Why the hell did I steal that bike? I've always loved running. It's much more enjoyable." Then you mount the bike and start chasing me, then I pull out me Glock and put a couple caps in your ass.
If I'm chasing you, how do you get caps in my ass? Have you perhaps mastered the curving bullet?

If so, can I hire you to get rid of a few people? First of them being you, for stealing my shit.

Its a fucking top of the line bike. I got it from Walmart. That's high quality shit.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 31, 2012, 12:01 am
Have you perhaps mastered the curving bullet?

What movie was that from again?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Caparino on July 31, 2012, 07:35 am
Wouldn't adding etiquette and attempting NOT to offend the other person go against the very purpose of trolling, you faggot?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: PervertedPrude on July 31, 2012, 12:11 pm
Have you perhaps mastered the curving bullet?

What movie was that from again?
Wanted, I think?
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 31, 2012, 01:44 pm
Have you perhaps mastered the curving bullet?

What movie was that from again?
Wanted, I think?

Yeahhhh, now I remember. Thanks for telling me.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: Enemy of the State on August 07, 2012, 08:33 pm
I just got a new bike. I love it. I tried to get my daily exercise in by running but I find biking to be much more enjoyable.

That's nice. Maybe one of these days you'll find yourself running after that fucking bike you're so keen on, with me laughing my ass off so hard I run into a tree. Then I get up and think 'Why the hell did I steal that bike? I've always loved running. It's much more enjoyable." Then you mount the bike and start chasing me, then I pull out me Glock and put a couple caps in your ass.
If I'm chasing you, how do you get caps in my ass? Have you perhaps mastered the curving bullet?

If so, can I hire you to get rid of a few people? First of them being you, for stealing my shit.

Its a fucking top of the line bike. I got it from Walmart. That's high quality shit.

'Ass' is figuratively speaking of course.
Curving bullets are bad ass.
 
Quote
A gun with a radio controlled bullet that's the nasty reality of the XM25
Weapon hailed as a game-changer that can fire up and over barriers and down into trenches

One of the revolutionary bullets which can be pre-programmed to explode
 to hit troops that are hiding


The U.S. army is to begin using a futuristic rifle that fires radio-controlled 'smart' bullets in Afghanistan for the first time, it has emerged.

The XM25 rifle uses bullets that are programmed to explode when they have travelled a set distance, allowing enemies to be targeted no matter where they are hiding.

The rifle also has a range of 2,300 feet or 700m making it possible to hit targets which are well out of the reach of conventional rifles.

I can line something up for you to get back at the thief but I have to have the jack up front. Oh,...wait a minute...what the fuck!!!! No god dammit. I see how you are.
Title: Re: Troll thread
Post by: hipsterpikachu on August 09, 2012, 04:38 am
This is one of the most interesting threads I've read through, in awhile. You sicko bastards  8) ;D :P