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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: EyeManIFest on July 19, 2013, 04:56 pm

Title: I want miley cyrus to twerk me.
Post by: EyeManIFest on July 19, 2013, 04:56 pm
Smoke weed and eat mushrooms too.  This is just a fantasy which may come true. 
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Post by: FractalLife on July 19, 2013, 05:35 pm
miley cyrus + weed and mushrooms = hannah montana -_-'
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Post by: MrSmileyFace on July 19, 2013, 05:37 pm
How true that is!!!!! lol!
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Post by: deadreagan on July 19, 2013, 05:40 pm
miley cyrus + weed and mushrooms = hannah montana -_-'

shit, that's a really good point...

fuck it. i'll even let her put the wig on.
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Post by: MC Haberdasher on July 19, 2013, 06:44 pm
Smoke weed and eat mushrooms too.  This is just a fantasy which may come true.

While I can understand your desire to make this happen..  let's face it.  Those kids brought through the Disney system are broken toys, they have most likely suffered abuse to which most of us could only imagine.  You don't want any of that, trust me.

Besides, can't you find some androgynous chick at a local bar and do the same shit?
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Post by: EyeManIFest on July 19, 2013, 07:19 pm
You think she is a disney mind controlled hollywood programmed sex slave? I don't doubt they exist.  But not Her, i don't think. That don't scare me.

androgynous isn't what i'm looking for anyways, she just seems like a fun semi druggie who wants to kick it. I don't much lust to have sex with her, i would love too of course; who wouldnt? 
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Post by: MrSmileyFace on July 19, 2013, 08:09 pm
Brilliant, lol!!
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Post by: greencrack on July 19, 2013, 08:52 pm
It's really more a case of Hanna Montana turned raggedy annie in a few short years. That, uh, girl?s got many, many miles on her now. I can definately find something cleaner, funner, and a helluva lot better looking at the worst bar around here!!!!!!!
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Post by: rjbridges on July 19, 2013, 09:10 pm
I want her to let me stick it in her butt
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Post by: FractalLife on July 19, 2013, 09:13 pm
I want her to let me stick it in her butt
hahahaha

whenever i watch that video of her smoking salvia it makes me laugh.
haha oh miley  you don't know salvia like i do, even so...try some dmt :)
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Post by: rjbridges on July 19, 2013, 09:16 pm
You could stick it up her butt when she's on salvia and she'll think you're jesus giving her your salvation
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Post by: voltone on July 19, 2013, 09:18 pm
mmmm yeeesh
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Post by: Juggernog on July 19, 2013, 09:28 pm
even damn near bald like she is now?
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Post by: larsson72 on July 19, 2013, 09:45 pm
LOL
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Post by: MC Haberdasher on July 19, 2013, 10:06 pm
You think she is a disney mind controlled hollywood programmed sex slave? I don't doubt they exist.  But not Her, i don't think. That don't scare me.

androgynous isn't what i'm looking for anyways, she just seems like a fun semi druggie who wants to kick it. I don't much lust to have sex with her, i would love too of course; who wouldnt?

All that money and attention comes at a steep price..  And yes, her too.
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Post by: BruceCampbell on July 19, 2013, 10:37 pm
I want to gargle her breast milk.