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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: shabooms on April 13, 2013, 11:54 pm
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Anyone know any good jokes?
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WHY DID THE MEXICAN THROW HIS WIFE OFF A CLIFF????
TEQUILA....
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Why did the spammers get ignored on the forum?
Because no one gives two shit about their input because they don't have he intelligence to come up with 50 constructive goddamn posts.
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HA! Good one Mr. 46 posts.
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why thank you Mr 11 posts. Its 48 now and then I can leave this crazy section and its spam
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Congratulations. I'm jealous. Enjoy freedom!
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My girlfriend left me saying I spend too much time studying Roman Numerals. I’m L I V I D!
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About a month before he died, my grandmother covered my grandfather with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.
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Why did Mickey get shot?
Because Donald ducked.
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Who are the coolest blokes at the hospital?
The ultra-sound guys!
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Why did the leprechaun wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure.
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One entrepreneur says to another: "I've just been in the Far East prospecting for gold." "Japan?" asks the second entrepreneur. "Gosh, no," he replies. "I used much more scientific methods."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
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A man walks into doctor's office."What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
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Q: What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated?
A: He works it out with a pencil
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James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "State-of-the-art watch? What is so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," Bond explains. "So what's it telling you now?" says the woman. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," Bond replies. The woman giggles and says, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
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Doctor: You’re overweight.
Patient: I think I want a second opinion.
Doctor: You're also ugly.
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I’ve just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach. It was a waist of paper.
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
"Damn"
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Tough crowd...
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What do you call an Irishman who sits outside all night?
Paddy O' Furniture
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What if there were no hypothetical situations?..
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fun ha
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I’ve been trying to push the envelope at work, but it’s still stationery.
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are pirates so mean?
They just arrrr!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
FO DRIZZLE!
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What did the Buddist say to the pizza guy?
Make me one with everything.
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”.
Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
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The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho cheese!
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum Tish!
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Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOO!
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How does Jesus make tea???? Hebrews it.
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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says “gosh, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin screams “AAAH!! A talking muffin!”
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What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing! They were both stuck up bitches.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the ‘w’s!
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand 50!!!!!!!
Let it be known that I made my contribution to this Newbie Forum. If anyone calls this spam, I'm not going to sell to them! There's some corkers up there ^.
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WDGDR
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HA HA!
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WHY DID THE MEXICAN THROW HIS WIFE OFF A CLIFF????
TEQUILA....
Hahahahahahahaha
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HA HA!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand 50!!!!!!!
Let it be known that I made my contribution to this Newbie Forum. If anyone calls this spam, I'm not going to sell to them! There's some corkers up there ^.
SPAM >:(
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UK Cheapest Fastest Everything!
Coming Soon...
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UK Cheapest Fastest Everything!
Coming Soon...
That's just not even close to possible.
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Maybe it is...
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Q: What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated?
A: He works it out with a pencil
i actually did LOL at this one