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Title: An old yarn
Post by: LordBiron on April 03, 2013, 05:00 pm
Ello SR blazed as fuck just got back from a concert and high as shit. I saw A Day To Remember, Of Mice&Men and Chuck! No Captain Chuck! it was fucking sweet! Anyway back to the thread, so I'm stoned and I am going to tell you a story



The first time I used a telescope.

I was 5 years old and at the time I was living in Mundur, India and it was in the summer I think it was August. My grandmother was off at the beach with her new boy toy (I am convinced she is a pimp but I'll get to her in another edition so stay tuned) and she literally just left me with a local shaman his name was Pundar. Thank God he was normal and didn't molest me that God, so he asks me in broken English if I wanted to see the stars on the mountain top. I say yes and he tells me to come back at night. So he just leaves and I am wandering around town and I stumble upon an extremely poor book store and they had an ancient edition of National Geographic and it was about the Hindu Gods but that's not what caught my eye it had a bunch of pictures of space. So I didn't realize I had to pay for it and I walked out and no one noticed. Anyway I get to see these amazing pictures so, I head back to his house and he is ready to take me up the mountain and we can star gaze I brought along my little telescope. We are on top of the mountain and I ask him for something to drink he looked me dead in the eye and said "drink this it will make you relax". He pours two cups of what I now know to be Ayawaska and I was so high and I was seeing these images like in the book and Pandar is explaining to me Hinduism.

So that was the first time I used a telescope haha, sorry this is a short one but I have longer ones that involve much more danger

post questions or comments hell leave a country and if I've been there I will tell a story
Title: Re: An old yarn
Post by: hojasanta on April 03, 2013, 05:20 pm
Nice story.  Only one question.. Ayahuasca in India?  What year was this?  Are you sure about that?

Title: Re: An old yarn
Post by: RudolfRassendyll on April 03, 2013, 05:34 pm
Any stories about Russia?

It's on my mind after watching the "Agafia's Taiga life" video on VICE media, it was pretty  8)
Title: Re: An old yarn
Post by: LordBiron on April 03, 2013, 06:16 pm
Nice story.  Only one question.. Ayahuasca in India?  What year was this?  Are you sure about that?

The year would be 1996 and I think it was I mean all Ayahuasca is, is a plant with DMT (the vine) and a MAOI inhibator (The leaves). You can get DMT out of plants. Thats just my logic behind it, all I know is I drank it and tripped balls sounds like Ayahuasca to me sir.
Title: Re: An old yarn
Post by: LordBiron on April 03, 2013, 06:27 pm
Any stories about Russia?

It's on my mind after watching the "Agafia's Taiga life" video on VICE media, it was pretty  8)


Ok here is one, when I was 14 I was spending a summer in Moscow (I have no idea why my Grandmother picked Moscow but anyway), I was with my good chap Monty and we were hanging out at a cemetery and Monty wants to drop acid. Now at this point in my life I was very anti-drug and I said I didn't want to do any of it. So he takes 3 tabs and I ask hi isn't that too much? he tells me to sod off I scoff and we are just talking. Forty five minutes later we were talking about contacts with beings from a different planet and he says "Bloke these tabs are strong I'm starting to feel bad." I am laughing because I think he is joking, but he gets up and screams "There coming out of the ground!", "Run for your fucking lives save the Queen." Next thing we know two Russian cops show up and I don't speak Russian, but Monty did. From what I could understand he literally told them to fuck off in Russian, we get arrested and my grandmother pays a hefty fine and proceeds to beat me and Monty within a half inch of our lives I still have scars haha   
Title: Re: An old yarn
Post by: mantidman on April 03, 2013, 07:15 pm
ooohhhh  ooohhh

do the USA....

like the left hand side of it man......

like if you were standing in Mexico looking up towards Canada...

the left side of the USA....

its like sunny and shit....

you got stories of that place?