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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: Borneo on October 02, 2011, 05:14 am

Title: ***BORNEO DOWN BUT NOT OUT: THIRD TIME'S A CHARM!***
Post by: Borneo on October 02, 2011, 05:14 am
Hi Everyone,

Well, I am disappointed to report that our wonderful new credit lines and almost unlimited exchange services lasted a whole 48 hours before the GreenDot computers picked up on the patterns and shut us down left, right and sideways.  So, we've decided to go to the only source there really is for defeating any and all giant corporations who come at you from all directions and mystify you with their wicked and wily ways...we are going to...Mark Zuckerberg.  That's right, the owner of Facebook.  Having seen the movie "The Social Network" we realized that it was only because his friend and roommate had written an intricate and useful algorithm that Facebook ever took off in the first place.   So, we've decided to go the same route.   We are now working on a randomizing program of locations, accounts, personalities, purchases, exchanges, etc. that will have all the features of a true randomizing program so that the next time we roll out with all our exchanges, they won't immediately go "there's those Borneo idiots again trading bitcoins for MoneyPaks so people can buy drugs.  Won't they ever give up?!"

Well, the answer is "hell no, we won't give up".  But two of our founders have decided to take their annual leave as things are called around here so that leaves just me to keep the home fires burning but have no fear, we will still be doing a very few trades with people we've been in touch with in the last 24 hours.  And when we come back this next time...well, we're going to phase it in so that there's no noticeable increase in a certain kind of activity in one geographic area.  And we've enlisted help in other geographic areas so we're going to be all over the place and they won't have any idea what's up.  hehehe.  Maybe we'll even have to change the name of our little enterprise to the BBBB or Banned Borneo Bitcoin Bank. ;)

One word of caution to our customers: we have heard some reports that there are exchangers operating now on SR that are doing exchanges and providing good service.  We hope these reports are true and not just planted tales to make a new scammer look good.  We really hope that 3-4 people will come along and do the same thing we do because there's more than enough biz for everyone.   But pls pls pls pls be VERY careful who you send your MoneyPak #'s to.   The one thing I absolutely don't want to have to report to the other guys when they come back is that I've been reading the forums every night and it's a litany of people being ripped off by scammer exchangers.  We don't have any factual info on any of the other exchangers and therefore can't give anyone any kind of a recommendation as to who to use until we come back online.  But I'm sure that the other buyers here at the forums will do their job and report accurately the experiences they have and reading those alone should provide plenty of info about who is o.k. and who is not.

Best of luck to you all and we shall be back with a bigger and better Borneo than anyone ever imagined capable of servicing a larger number of exchange requests than ever before!     

 >The Borneo Staff<

p.s. the calling on The Zuck comment was a bad joke.  We think he's a douche just like the rest of the world and we happen to think he's a quite dangerous douche when it comes to people's privacy.  We wouldn't call on him for a pizza, much less any "advice". ;)

Title: Re: ***BORNEO DOWN BUT NOT OUT: THIRD TIME'S A CHARM!***
Post by: digitalexpress on October 02, 2011, 06:05 am
I'm still completing orders with some delays. I don't guarantee speed, but I do guarantee delivery.

Good luck Borneo
Title: Re: ***BORNEO DOWN BUT NOT OUT: THIRD TIME'S A CHARM!***
Post by: Paperchasing on October 02, 2011, 04:20 pm
check your pm's on SR bro

Paperchasing