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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: safeonion on August 16, 2013, 11:03 pm
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Greetings SR.
I have 10 years of cannabis experience, and that's why if you want an review of your weed, from a different perspective i will do that.
I will give a full "report" of my personal view of the specific string/weed/hashish.
The review will look probably look like this.
Silver Haze Review
Reviewed By: safeonion
Reviewd On: 17-08-2013
Got it by: You xxxx
Name: Silver Haze
Grade: A-
Type: Sativa
Great strain for morning and daytime smoke. Did not cause me to suffocate on my couch. Awesome high with a great look, taste, and smell to match. This is definitely a strain that I smoke again.
Looks:
Great looking bud. On the lighter side of green covered with red hairs and nice trycomes that come off on your fingers when handling. Nugs are nice and dense and have a nice little lump sounds when letting it drop from a little distance.
Smell:
Due to the indica it is a little on piney side. However, the predominate smell is a sweet fruity flavor. Almost reminded me of a fruity pebbles or fruit loops. The smoke also has a nice little smell after burnt.
Taste:
The taste is great as it matches the fruity smell. Kinda made my tongue tingle a little on the exhale.
Buzz Type/Length:
I could tell instantly when i got the product that this would be one of my favorites based on view alone. The buzz/high matched the expectations the looks created. Gave me a nice stoney high, where I was still able to function and get a little homework done. As I mentioned early, it also induced a nice little cough. The intense high it provided lasted for about thirty minutes, and the overall buzz prolonged for about two hours. At this point I was starving and began to eat my high away!
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So...in short....You just want people to mail your free weed....so you can sit there and type up some bullshit review?
hahahaha you're funny guy.
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No offense but I seriously don't think any vendor will send you something free for this.
I personnaly write reviews like this for most of the orders I buy myself.
You might want to check out the Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers thread here to see if you can enter as one :
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=117957.0
On a side note, you are in the product offers, and are offering a service implying vendors should send you free weed outside of the SR system, not sure this is the best idea either.
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What a kind and gentlemanly offer. Lol. In the quoted text below, I've included my thoughts as well as some edits (not even all that I could have).
I have 10 years of cannabis experience, and that's why if you want an [next word doesn't start with a vowel] review of your weed, [why comma?] from a different perspective i [no capital] will do that.
I will give a full "report" [is it not really a report?] of my personal view of the specific string [I have a specific string on my shoe] /weed/hashish.
The review will look probably look like this. [colon]
Silver Haze Review
Reviewed By: safeonion
Reviewd On: 17-08-2013
Got it by: You xxxx
Name: Silver Haze
Grade: A-
Type: Sativa
Great strain for morning and daytime smoke. Did not cause me to suffocate [are those your standards?] on my couch. Awesome high with a great look, taste, and smell to match. This is definitely a strain that I [will/would] smoke again.
Looks:
Great looking bud. On the lighter side of green covered with red hairs and nice trycomes [trichomes*] that come off on your fingers when handling. Nugs are nice and dense and have a nice little lump sounds when letting it drop from a little distance. [why are you throwing your weed around?]
Smell:
Due to the indica [you said it was a sativa (I know hybrids exist but if you said it was a sativa, how can you suddenly smell indica?)] it is a little on [the] piney side. However, the predominate smell is a sweet [comma] fruity flavor. Almost reminded me of a fruity pebbles or fruit loops. The smoke also has a nice little smell after burnt [IT SMELLED AFTER YOU BURNED IT?! :o].
Taste:
The taste is great as it matches the fruity smell. Kinda made my tongue tingle a little on the exhale.
Buzz Type/Length:
I could tell instantly when i [no capital] got the product that this would be one of my favorites based on view alone [why is this in the buzz type/length heading?]. The buzz/high matched the expectations the looks created. Gave me a nice stoney high, where I was still able to function and get a little homework done. As I mentioned early, it also induced a nice little cough. The intense high it provided lasted for about thirty minutes, and the overall buzz prolonged [improper use of that word] for about two hours. At this point I was starving and began to eat my high away!
I don't totally mean to be an asshole but I started and just couldn't stop. If you actually get vendors to send you samples, which is possible, more power to you.
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Just ordered 200 gram of hashish to smoke for myself, but ye i want people to mail me free weed, if they want a proper review of this cannabis shit.
If you ordered 200 grams of hash that you are going to smoke all by yourself, why on earth would you want more?
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Just ordered 200 gram of hashish to smoke for myself, but ye i want people to mail me free weed, if they want a proper review of this cannabis shit.
If you ordered 200 grams of hash that you are going to smoke all by yourself, why on earth would you want more?
For reviews..
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I call bullshit on this guy. He's just a scrub with no coins, looking to get free hand outs like every other 1 time user of SR.
200 grams? ( bullshit ) For reviews? ( bullshit )
You only want free weed. Simple as that. Get a job, buy Bitcoins, and stop being a mooch.
I'm sorry to be so harsh on you, but i can smell the bullshit coming from this thread.
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I wouldn't be too hard on him, his dad probably won't let him use his credit card to buy drugs, poor kid! :(