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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Cyrax on July 17, 2013, 12:02 am
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So has anyone ever tried smuggling drugs inside copies of Fifty Shades of Grey?
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harry potter works better because of the magic involved
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harry potter works better because of the magic involved
I would of guessed Fifty Shades of Grey would of been the best choice because no one is mad enough to look inside of it. Unless you work at the American Airlines check in and most probably are a lonely and a depressed woman.
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It all sounds absolutely bonkers to me.
If you cant manage to hide your stash well enough to smuggle it, you dont belong selling.. or traveling with your stash, if thats the case. ;)
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It all sounds absolutely bonkers to me.
If you cant manage to hide your stash well enough to smuggle it, you dont belong selling.. or traveling with your stash, if thats the case. ;)
That's the point, nobody is crazy enough to see if there is anything hidden inside of that thing called a "book". "Oh it's just some weirdo carrying fifty copies of Fifty Shades of Grey just let him go through I don't want to deal with these kinds of weirdos".
I bet this is how the cartels do it. By God I bet E. L. James is a leader of one of the cartels and wrote the novel just so her mules could smuggle it successfully without being stopped and checked for illegal drugs.
She truly is a genius!
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Do you hear yourself think before you put words to screen here? hehe.
Your beginning to make me regret shooting you that +1, LOL.
Man, think about this..
If your just some joe shmo, rolling a pallet of books down the street, or where ever the hell you think your going, you look suspect enough.
Now , imagine your an ACTUAL dealer, or smuggler. This is your trade, your career, your profession. The idea, typically, is to blend right the fuck in. NOT look out of the ordinary in anyway. Go move all your work in harry patter books, see how many loads you knock off before the judge is throwing football numbers at you. HAHA.
Now, per say your a large scale smuggler, heavy, making power moves. Ok, then yes, you can set something up to smuggle your gear in books. Only it wouldnt just be a load of books, it would be a facade publishing company, or BS bookstore LLC. or something. All of which is done every day and night, since the beginning of drug smuggling/dealing. Whos to say that some one hasnt already used books as their front for their drug operations?
Some people from around my way where just pinched. 23 people, all doing 25 or better in federal lock up. They where using a chain of used car dealers, to smuggle their bricks in and out of the states.
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Do you hear yourself think before you put words to screen here? hehe.
Your beginning to make me regret shooting you that +1, LOL.
Man, think about this..
If your just some joe shmo, rolling a pallet of books down the street, or where ever the hell you think your going, you look suspect enough.
Now , imagine your an ACTUAL dealer, or smuggler. This is your trade, your career, your profession. The idea, typically, is to blend right the fuck in. NOT look out of the ordinary in anyway. Go move all your work in harry patter books, see how many loads you knock off before the judge is throwing football numbers at you. HAHA.
Now, per say your a large scale smuggler, heavy, making power moves. Ok, then yes, you can set something up to smuggle your gear in books. Only it wouldnt just be a load of books, it would be a facade publishing company, or BS bookstore LLC. or something. All of which is done every day and night, since the beginning of drug smuggling/dealing. Whos to say that some one hasnt already used books as their front for their drug operations?
Some people from around my way where just pinched. 23 people, all doing 25 or better in federal lock up. They where using a chain of used car dealers, to smuggle their bricks in and out of the states.
Good point. But this thread shouldn't be taken seriously in any shape or form. I just made it as a joke to reference how disgusting the books are and how no one in their right mind would ever look inside of them because of what they contain unless you are completely insane. lol. making them the perfect drug hiding/smuggling containers.
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quite a funny interaction
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what about inside of fat people?
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the gooch
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what about inside of fat people?
Breaking News! Americans found NOT to have an obesity problem! Just a drug problem!
Also, I think I've quoted/replied to you in a few other threads as well, sorry, it's not intentional, I'm trying to get my post count up and I refuse to "spam to 50" and you happen to be in the threads I look at and post things that I have things to say about haha ;)
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what about inside of fat people?
Good idea.
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no worries im grinding away at it as well if you cant tell
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for personal use amounts, I found boxes that come with technology products to be ideal. Stuff that comes with PC parts, mp3 players, video game systems, etc. Obviously, odor is an issue for some drugs which must be addressed in other ways. But for small things like blotters, powders, or pills, I tend to keep it in items that can be filled with a legitimate product and look like something a regular citizen would actually have a reason to be carrying around in their car.
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for personal use amounts, I found boxes that come with technology products to be ideal. Stuff that comes with PC parts, mp3 players, video game systems, etc. Obviously, odor is an issue for some drugs which must be addressed in other ways. But for small things like blotters, powders, or pills, I tend to keep it in items that can be filled with a legitimate product and look like something a regular citizen would actually have a reason to be carrying around in their car.
Vacuums are probably the best place to stash your stuff when the 5-0 come knocking.
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I used to be a fan of the battery compartments of electronics. Size is an issue with this, though.
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Hiding in plain sight is the best. The more common everyday looking, the better. Also too, the movers and shakers have their own planes or they steal small planes from small airstrips for dump runs. It happens sorta near the border.
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I went trough a home search once and had my about 30 beans and 20 tabs in a open candy jar in my living room with m&m in it also. Sweating it out for 2 hours but they never looked in candy dish. But they found my money in a wall outlet safe.
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In your Butthole. (not joking) safest way.
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Hmmmm
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Butthole, anal cavity, same thing.
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ittts y0l0
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I went trough a home search once and had my about 30 beans and 20 tabs in a open candy jar in my living room with m&m in it also. Sweating it out for 2 hours but they never looked in candy dish. But they found my money in a wall outlet safe.
Hiding stuff in plain sight is the best like someone before me said. They never tend to look at places like those unless they have sniffer dogs.
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couldnt u just throw it in a bush in your backyard? if u have ounces and something that isnt easily hideable? do they check the attic? and what about your computer? open up the side an throw it in there? i used to keep stuff there but never got searched luckily
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couldnt u just throw it in a bush in your backyard? if u have ounces and something that isnt easily hideable? do they check the attic? and what about your computer? open up the side an throw it in there? i used to keep stuff there but never got searched luckily
But what do you do if your computer gets confiscated by the 5-0? Id say vacuum is probably the best place to hide your stash at the end of the day compared to a computer due to it being unlikely of being confiscated if they suspected you have been buying drugs online unless like I previously said they come with sniffer dogs then not even a vacuum or a candy jar wont do.
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Hiding in plain sight is the best. The more common everyday looking, the better.
I definitely agree.
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so you're being facetious....gotcha man!
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Hmmmm
wouldn't that show up on the TSA scanner, or you request a manual patdown...
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quite a funny interaction
got me loling for days
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Prison suitcase = butthole = anal cavity 8)
I've been on home confinement and they searched my house on the regular. They mostly just go through every room and pick shit up and look behind shit. If it takes you 10-15 minutes to get your shit when you KNOW where it is, you can almost garuntee that LEO won't find it.
Also, concealing lbs of chronic and a user quantities of powders are two very different games.
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Prison suitcase = butthole = anal cavity 8)
I've been on home confinement and they searched my house on the regular. They mostly just go through every room and pick shit up and look behind shit. If it takes you 10-15 minutes to get your shit when you KNOW where it is, you can almost garuntee that LEO won't find it.
Also, concealing lbs of chronic and a user quantities of powders are two very different games.
OMG!! Prison suitcase! LOL! I just use a safe for now. I really don't have much exposure right now (only a few customers). I usually have a HP to a LB in quart jars so I don't really know where a good hiding place would be in an apartment .
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Use a calc book as a stash book, who's ever gonna look in there!?
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aNOOs
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boxer stash
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I used to be a fan of the battery compartments of electronics. Size is an issue with this, though.
I've used my cell phone batter compartment for quite a few H stamps before with the batter still in place. not the safest place, but I often would just leave my phone laying around, so NOBODY ever thought anything, its just a phone in the 21st century. lol
I tend to use a sharpie fat max marker for pills and stamps as well, (could even fit a tooter straw in it) again with the guts still inside, you just pop the neck off and pack your goods. (had to use pliers each time so it's nice and tight) might have to shorten the ink cart in it for more space.
I ended up taking the cartridge out, but leaving the TIP in so it still looked legit, but would not mark (dried out marker full of goodies for a week in the toolbox is not uncommon).
of course neither of these would be very safe in an airport, but they are quite functional in everyday life.
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I like the marker idea. Anybody ever buy a false can (WD-40, Monster drink, etc.). I bet cops are definitely on to that stuff. With that marker you're good to go I bet because you can't open it. However, tool marks may be a giveaway under closer inspection. What about for an ounce of uncompressed weed for a short car ride. Inside a false Monster can on the floor with other fast food trash and cans. Kinda have some trash in my passenger side floor board that I use to put weed in. I don't know if cops like to search through trash, but they are PIGS so they may like to rummage through garbage! Any thoughts?
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Use a calc book as a stash book, who's ever gonna look in there!?
Ever tried to cut the pages out of a book? Takes fucking forever and that was when I was only hiding an ounce of cannabis. Also, they may or may not go through books and dvd's. I had half a sheet of L in a dvd case that made it through a search, whew! During the same search I had a vial of DMT just hanging out with some other paraphernalia and they just glossed over it. I guess they didn't know what it was, fuckin' idiot cops.
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Rub marijuana residue all over your house and these fucking K9s won't know where the hell to search for the real stash.
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I always though the best stash box would be a fake HDD inside a desktop tower, I would love to see one of those being sold on here.
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I like the marker idea. Anybody ever buy a false can (WD-40, Monster drink, etc.). I bet cops are definitely on to that stuff. With that marker you're good to go I bet because you can't open it. However, tool marks may be a giveaway under closer inspection. What about for an ounce of uncompressed weed for a short car ride. Inside a false Monster can on the floor with other fast food trash and cans. Kinda have some trash in my passenger side floor board that I use to put weed in. I don't know if cops like to search through trash, but they are PIGS so they may like to rummage through garbage! Any thoughts?
I did have an issue with tool marks, but at the same time, this was in a tool box so It had tool marks all over it.
For the bigger amounts of pot, I would say invest a bit into either buying or making a decent sized magnetic box for somewhere OUTside of your vehicle. wherever is hidden and outside the vehicle. There is possible denial with this method as well. not initially of course, but after some court you could possibly get out of it.
actually got this idea from SR dude has mag boxes for sale. Don't remember his SR name though.
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I like the marker idea. Anybody ever buy a false can (WD-40, Monster drink, etc.). I bet cops are definitely on to that stuff. With that marker you're good to go I bet because you can't open it. However, tool marks may be a giveaway under closer inspection. What about for an ounce of uncompressed weed for a short car ride. Inside a false Monster can on the floor with other fast food trash and cans. Kinda have some trash in my passenger side floor board that I use to put weed in. I don't know if cops like to search through trash, but they are PIGS so they may like to rummage through garbage! Any thoughts?
I did have an issue with tool marks, but at the same time, this was in a tool box so It had tool marks all over it.
For the bigger amounts of pot, I would say invest a bit into either buying or making a decent sized magnetic box for somewhere OUTside of your vehicle. wherever is hidden and outside the vehicle. There is possible denial with this method as well. not initially of course, but after some court you could possibly get out of it.
actually got this idea from SR dude has mag boxes for sale. Don't remember his SR name though.
Great idea! I saw the same item, but I didn't consider the deniabilty part.
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Rub marijuana residue all over your house and these fucking K9s won't know where the hell to search for the real stash.
Just hide a few meaty bones in strategic locations around your house, I think most dogs prefer a bone to drugs. All mine have anyway. :)
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Without reading over previous posts, i'll just add that it really depends on who you are trying to hide it from. for normal everyday stuff, i like the magnetic box up underneath the car chasis somewhere if i'm trying to keep something out of the house. there a lot of good nooks and crannies down there. obviously not great for something like a roadblock with K9s, but good for normal everyday use to keep prying eyes at bay.
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One of my guys has a fireplace in the house and keeps a woodpile out back. Excellent place to stash some quantity. Also, a buried stash off property works too.
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Do LE have to get a separate warrant to search inside a safe if they already have one for your house? Just a hypothetical question....
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Inside a container full of oats, flour, etc.
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inside of my lacrosse stick
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pills inside pill bottles. powders inside capsules. weed in jeans pocket. just dont go international with the weed. but the pills and caps have worked goin into the EU middle east and us. You could also crush the pills and put em in capsules. Just use a gnc or vitamin shoppe bottle.
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Rat
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Anyone else wondering? Can LE legally open a safe if they just have a warrant for your house? Or do they need a separate warrant for the safe? Anybody know? Thanks in advance.
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If its not personal use keep it at someone else house or one not associated with you
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Anyone else wondering? Can LE legally open a safe if they just have a warrant for your house? Or do they need a separate warrant for the safe? Anybody know? Thanks in advance.
Don't think they need a seperate warrant as it would be included in the contents of the house
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inside computer case
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I heard the best place to hide drugs is your japseye :o
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In your bum! :O ouch
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I'm sure someone already said this...
butthole
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In a pharmacy :S
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The best places are probably best not talked about.
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Haha fifty shades of gray.
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I hide most my stash in gameboy cartridges. Not many people know how to open them and you can make a "key" at home for it.
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pills inside pill bottles. powders inside capsules. weed in jeans pocket. just dont go international with the weed. but the pills and caps have worked goin into the EU middle east and us. You could also crush the pills and put em in capsules. Just use a gnc or vitamin shoppe bottle.
I do the last one all the time. I buy a fresh vitamin bottle and I make drug capsules and mark them with something that appears only to UV light. Then when I get to the desired location I pour out all the caps and UV them to find which ones I marked. Gets passed security all the time.
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lol best place is the one you dont tell anyone!!!
why u shine light on this??
maybe we should be really dumb places on here so LE be wasting time.. like, i always put my stash on top of the telephone polls
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maybe we should be really dumb places on here so LE be wasting time.. like, i always put my stash on top of the telephone polls
Lol on top of lightpoles ;)
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There are thousands of places to stash shit, some more clever than others. Hiding it from le searches is different from hiding it from your wife or girlfriend, or the neighbours. When dealing, I would never keep it all on site except for small amounts I could easily dispose of. The rest goes off site. No evidence is same as no proof which equals to no crime which equals to no charge.
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De-lid old CPU's and stash small quantity's in their. Keep a bunch of computer junk around so it doesn't seem out of place.
Also very carefully cut heatsink pipes and clean out the coolant and you could probably fit a reasonable amount in there.
Power supplies could also hold a decent amount of product.
Could work.
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I created a bin with 2 floors right next to my PC where i store everything :D
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There are thousands of places to stash shit, some more clever than others. Hiding it from le searches is different from hiding it from your wife or girlfriend, or the neighbours. When dealing, I would never keep it all on site except for small amounts I could easily dispose of. The rest goes off site. No evidence is same as no proof which equals to no crime which equals to no charge.
If I had to bet, I would say you keep it all in your locker!
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Anyone else wondering? Can LE legally open a safe if they just have a warrant for your house? Or do they need a separate warrant for the safe? Anybody know? Thanks in advance.
Don't think they need a seperate warrant as it would be included in the contents of the house
Keep safe outside of house / in car?
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Anyone else wondering? Can LE legally open a safe if they just have a warrant for your house? Or do they need a separate warrant for the safe? Anybody know? Thanks in advance.
Don't think they need a seperate warrant as it would be included in the contents of the house
Keep safe outside of house / in car?
in quicksand under a bed of poison ivy!
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Davey Jones locker contains the souls of many who thought they could win.
Another one is; a buddy of mine has a shop with all kinds of tools. Its very easy to bore out the top 12 inches of a 6x6 fence post, put your stash in, and cut a piece of wood to plug it. Then put it with the rest of the wood that hasn't been used yet.
Another good one is; a guy I know lives in a second story 2 family apartment building. He managed to make a hideaway using one of the steps on the stairs going up to his place. He gets raided, nothing is ever in his house. That oughta drive the cops nuts.
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I made a stash can from a deo bottle with a smaller one in it so people dont think its empty when they use it it dosent take alot of pace up, I can fit about 10 grams of cannabis in it :)
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Haha, good thread, good laughs.