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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Banjo on June 11, 2012, 07:33 pm

Title: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Banjo on June 11, 2012, 07:33 pm
This morning I went out to water my garden, and lo, there was a rabbit there, munching not on my radishes or beets, but my fucking poppy plants. !!!
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Meister on June 11, 2012, 08:10 pm
Should get a coyote to protect them.
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Knomo on June 11, 2012, 08:27 pm
Should get a coyote to protect them.

Lol I first read 'peyote'.  Which of course, could be used too.. ;D
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Meister on June 11, 2012, 08:32 pm
Should get a coyote to protect them.

Lol I first read 'peyote'.  Which of course, could be used too.. ;D

Lol, you have Zen Gardens, English Gardens, but using peyote cacti to protect your poppies? That's a Silk Road Garden.
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: ukbenjy on June 11, 2012, 08:49 pm
This morning I went out to water my garden, and lo, there was a rabbit there, munching not on my radishes or beets, but my fucking poppy plants. !!!

Do you just grow normal radishes? You should grow some horseradishes as well, the fresh stuff is soooo much stronger and nicer than any you can buy. Brings tears to your eyes though!
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Knomo on June 11, 2012, 08:56 pm
Should get a coyote to protect them.

Lol I first read 'peyote'.  Which of course, could be used too.. ;D

Lol, you have Zen Gardens, English Gardens, but using peyote cacti to protect your poppies? That's a Silk Road Garden.

Silk Road Garden that's genius, I see small green camels walking there as well :P
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Limetless on June 11, 2012, 08:58 pm
Personally Banjo, I think your rabbit should get some sort of award for this. This sounds like quite a cool rabbit, if not a slightly suicidal one.... How many did the lil' bastard go through?
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: oscarzululondon on June 11, 2012, 09:53 pm
Personally Banjo, I think your rabbit should get some sort of award for this. This sounds like quite a cool rabbit, if not a slightly suicidal one.... How many did the lil' bastard go through?

Pharmacologically would opium even get a rabbit 'high'?  :o
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Limetless on June 11, 2012, 10:01 pm
Personally Banjo, I think your rabbit should get some sort of award for this. This sounds like quite a cool rabbit, if not a slightly suicidal one.... How many did the lil' bastard go through?

Pharmacologically would opium even get a rabbit 'high'?  :o

Only one way to find out.......fetch me a copy of Watership Down....some heroin.....and a needle......and a sandwich. This is going to be a long night.
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: soyyo1114873 on June 11, 2012, 11:50 pm
Silly rabbit...
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: MojoMan on June 12, 2012, 01:21 am
Random question, but those Poppy's that are blooming all red all over farmers fields at the moment, can they get you high?
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: ristastic on June 12, 2012, 02:11 am
This morning I went out to water my garden, and lo, there was a rabbit there, munching not on my radishes or beets, but my fucking poppy plants. !!!

Arrest that SINNER!
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: sdesu on June 12, 2012, 03:27 am
Personally Banjo, I think your rabbit should get some sort of award for this. This sounds like quite a cool rabbit, if not a slightly suicidal one.... How many did the lil' bastard go through?

Pharmacologically would opium even get a rabbit 'high'?  :o

Not enough to do much. Morphine has a poor bioavailability via oral ROA (20-40%) for humans (thanks Wikipedia), and is apparently somewhat similar for rabbits (Thanks PubMed).

sdesu
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: febbraio2468 on June 12, 2012, 04:12 am
Follow the white rabbit Neo.
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: ArmTrax on June 12, 2012, 05:40 am
Personally Banjo, I think your rabbit should get some sort of award for this. This sounds like quite a cool rabbit, if not a slightly suicidal one.... How many did the lil' bastard go through?

Pharmacologically would opium even get a rabbit 'high'?  :o

Not enough to do much. Morphine has a poor bioavailability via oral ROA (20-40%) for humans (thanks Wikipedia), and is apparently somewhat similar for rabbits (Thanks PubMed).

sdesu

When one takes into account the very small body mass of a typical rabbit, it wouldn't have to eat much for that 20-40 per cent to make an impact. Also, I doubt most rabbits have much of a tolerance, I suspect rabbits typically do not abuse opiates of any kind.
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: breathe on June 12, 2012, 05:56 am
There was a case in the Australian state of Tasmania where kangaroos or wallabies were munching on poppy pods at the farms there and running around in circles stoned out of their minds. Google it. That's incidentally where most of the worlds legitimate poppy farms are (for medical usage).
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Banjo on June 12, 2012, 03:42 pm
Personally Banjo, I think your rabbit should get some sort of award for this. This sounds like quite a cool rabbit, if not a slightly suicidal one.... How many did the lil' bastard go through?

Yeah. I just squirted him with the hose. I usually put out some veggie scraps for him so that he (ideally anyway) leaves my garden alone, but I was out of town and so I guess he decided to taste the forbidden fruit. I actually have four beds that are 16 square feet each, all filled with poppies, so he didn't do much damage. He didn't eat the pods, so I doubt he got much morphine. But who knows... maybe even trace amounts would get a rabbit high.

I love the idea of a Silk Road garden. I'm thinking:

-Marijuana (whichever strains meet your fancy)
-Poppies
-Peyote
-Salvia? (I hate the stuff, but I guess some people don't)
-Coca
-Mushrooms

Additions? I think I should start on this ASAP. Anyone know of any place to get legit coca seeds?
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Knomo on June 12, 2012, 05:46 pm
clearnet
http://www.cocagrowers.org/Default.aspx?tabid=666&List=0&CategoryID=52&Level=1&SortField=ProductName,UnitCost&language=en-US

Dunno.. looks legit.. first link on Google result :P Almost too easy huh?
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Banjo on June 12, 2012, 06:14 pm
clearnet
http://www.cocagrowers.org/Default.aspx?tabid=666&List=0&CategoryID=52&Level=1&SortField=ProductName,UnitCost&language=en-US

Dunno.. looks legit.. first link on Google result :P Almost too easy huh?

Yeah, I saw that. I'm a little curious, since at least people who sell poppy pods and seeds pretend they're for decoration and flower gardens...
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: Knomo on June 12, 2012, 06:25 pm
In the end it's still a fucking plant.. ::)
And with 5-10 of those babies in your garden I don't think you'll get enough leaves to make just 1 decent line of coke :P
Title: Re: Fucking rabbit trying to get high
Post by: SRTRAVLER on June 12, 2012, 09:19 pm
buy a shotgun