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Discussion => Drug safety => Topic started by: jackstraw on May 09, 2012, 09:11 pm

Title: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: jackstraw on May 09, 2012, 09:11 pm
Now I don't know for sure that these dead dolphins ordered from SR but with some people concerned about kids buying drugs on SR I thought it would probably be a good idea to just not sell drugs to dolphins at all too.  Especially not the opiates because it really fucks with their breathing and dolphins really need to breathe spending all that time underwater.    Don't believe me.....read this.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/08/dolphins-die-of-drug-overdose-in-switzerland/?iid=nf-article-mostpop1
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: tordemon on May 09, 2012, 09:32 pm
lolwtf?
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: Limetless on May 09, 2012, 09:39 pm
Mister Dank did that.
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: blackend646 on May 09, 2012, 10:52 pm
Mister Dank did that.

No way man, obviously this was a well thought-out conspiracy by LE vendors! They killed the dolphins to make an example of them.
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: Limetless on May 09, 2012, 10:57 pm
Mister Dank did that.

No way man, obviously this was a well thought-out conspiracy by LE vendors! They killed the dolphins to make an example of them.

Are you certain? I just heard Mister Dank did it because his family is too broke to buy food and too ugly to collect food stamps. ;)
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Post by: genghar on May 09, 2012, 11:08 pm
Aw shit!  The jig is up!  eek eeek!
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Post by: RickyRango on May 09, 2012, 11:35 pm
Also don't sell guns to the dolphins or they'll shoot up their pod and Silk Road will get shut down.  :'(
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Post by: jewfro on May 10, 2012, 12:51 am
smells like LE conspiracy to me - they sell the dolphins drugs through SR, then they have the extraction/news team ready to swoop in and find the OD'd dolphin laying at his computer with an envelope and tor open and everything, then they lobby congress for allowing them to suck each othe- i mean shut down SR and the internet and arrest everybody and turn the world into a fucking police state FUCK FUCK

FUCKING SHIT CHRIST, WE'RE ALL SO FUCKED OH MY FUCKING GOD, THEY HAVE THE DOLPHINS WORKING FOR THEM, NO ONE IS SAFE FUCK
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: jackstraw on May 10, 2012, 05:03 pm
This goes without saying but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE....DO NOT SELL DRUGS TO SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS EITHER.  They are dangerous enough what with the laser beams and all...don't need to add any dangerous drugs too.
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: Gary Oak on May 10, 2012, 05:26 pm
I should have known this was going to happen. I caught those dolphins smoking pot about a year ago, it was only a matter of time before they moved on to heroin. It was so obvious damn it! This is all my fault, why didn't I stop them?! :'(
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: jewfro on May 10, 2012, 05:35 pm
they're already doing our drugs and going to our raves, soon they'll be wearing our clothes and working at our jobs and running our countries, and only those as smart as me will be left to cry "YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELLLLLLLL"
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Post by: Limetless on May 10, 2012, 11:46 pm
they're already doing our drugs and going to our raves, soon they'll be wearing our clothes and working at our jobs and running our countries, and only those as smart as me will be left to cry "YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELLLLLLLL"

In Britain they have already taken our women...and in France their croissants.
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: stolea2269 on May 11, 2012, 12:50 am
You guys are all oblivious.

It was clearly Nomad and DPR.

I have screenshots to prove it, but everytime I post them they take the thread down.  :o
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: simplyanon on May 11, 2012, 12:56 am
You guys are all oblivious.

It was clearly Nomad and DPR.

I have screenshots to prove it, but everytime I post them they take the thread down.  :o

Lmfao.

No, nomad stole the drugs by hacking the dolphins and sending the drugs to himself. Then he gave them to DPR, who had to get rid of them quickly before the DebtCollector and TBBSecurity found him, so he sold them to dolphins at a reduced price.
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Post by: Horizons on May 11, 2012, 12:59 am
The dolphines left a message before they went.

"So long and thanks for all the meth".
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: stolea2269 on May 11, 2012, 01:00 am
You guys are all oblivious.

It was clearly Nomad and DPR.

I have screenshots to prove it, but everytime I post them they take the thread down.  :o

Lmfao.

No, nomad stole the drugs by hacking the dolphins and sending the drugs to himself. Then he gave them to DPR, who had to get rid of them quickly before the DebtCollector and TBBSecurity found him, so he sold them to dolphins at a reduced price.

Lolz.
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Post by: Gary Oak on May 11, 2012, 01:09 am
You guys are all oblivious.

It was clearly Nomad and DPR.

I have screenshots to prove it, but everytime I post them they take the thread down.  :o

Lmfao.

No, nomad stole the drugs by hacking the dolphins and sending the drugs to himself. Then he gave them to DPR, who had to get rid of them quickly before the DebtCollector and TBBSecurity found him, so he sold them to dolphins at a reduced price.

What if nomad is DPR & USDirect?! Nomadception!!! :o
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: simplyanon on May 11, 2012, 01:18 am
What if nomad is DPR & USDirect?! Nomadception!!! :o

But, I thought YOU were DPR. That means you're both nomad AND USD!?!?

What the FUCK is going on here Gary.?
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: Gary Oak on May 11, 2012, 01:24 am
What if nomad is DPR & USDirect?! Nomadception!!! :o

But, I thought YOU were DPR. That means you're both nomad AND USD!?!?

What the FUCK is going on here Gary.?

Don't ask me, ask Kappacino! He's DPR too, which means he's also nomad....which means he's also USD.......so I must be Kappacino as well..which means I'm all four of them?! :o Holy shit I have too many personalities!!!!
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Post by: Limetless on May 11, 2012, 01:26 am
What if nomad is DPR & USDirect?! Nomadception!!! :o

But, I thought YOU were DPR. That means you're both nomad AND USD!?!?

What the FUCK is going on here Gary.?

Just so you know, Gary MAY be DPR....but I just checked and I turned out to be the love child of JFK and Scooby Doo
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Post by: simplyanon on May 11, 2012, 01:34 am
Just so you know, Gary MAY be DPR....but I just checked and I turned out to be the love child of JFK and Scooby Doo

Hah! Were on to you John F Doo.


We'll be watching.. :o
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Post by: ilovelsd69 on May 11, 2012, 02:19 am
I have a lot of dolphins as customers, they like to smoke weed and crack, they are bad ass! ;)
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Post by: jewfro on May 11, 2012, 05:46 am
I have a lot of dolphins as customers, they like to smoke weed and crack, they are bad ass! ;)

OH MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN MISSING THE BIGGER PICTURE ALL ALONG.

the dolphins are an untapped market, just waiting to be exploited! and since they don't know normal market rates, we can charge them out the ass for everything and make a KILLING.
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Post by: Limetless on May 11, 2012, 06:08 pm
I have a lot of dolphins as customers, they like to smoke weed and crack, they are bad ass! ;)

OH MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN MISSING THE BIGGER PICTURE ALL ALONG.

the dolphins are an untapped market, just waiting to be exploited! and since they don't know normal market rates, we can charge them out the ass for everything and make a KILLING.

If you think the dolphins are bad you should see the Killer Whales....they smoke three rocks at a time while mainlining smack and ice together....craaazy shit.
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Post by: jewfro on May 11, 2012, 07:41 pm
I have a lot of dolphins as customers, they like to smoke weed and crack, they are bad ass! ;)

OH MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN MISSING THE BIGGER PICTURE ALL ALONG.

the dolphins are an untapped market, just waiting to be exploited! and since they don't know normal market rates, we can charge them out the ass for everything and make a KILLING.

If you think the dolphins are bad you should see the Killer Whales....they smoke three rocks at a time while mainlining smack and ice together....craaazy shit.

i knew sealab wasn't living up to its potential... and those killer whales with their backflips and spout-blasts... they're like the asshole junkies of the sea!
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: Limetless on May 11, 2012, 07:56 pm
I have a lot of dolphins as customers, they like to smoke weed and crack, they are bad ass! ;)

OH MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN MISSING THE BIGGER PICTURE ALL ALONG.

the dolphins are an untapped market, just waiting to be exploited! and since they don't know normal market rates, we can charge them out the ass for everything and make a KILLING.

If you think the dolphins are bad you should see the Killer Whales....they smoke three rocks at a time while mainlining smack and ice together....craaazy shit.

i knew sealab wasn't living up to its potential... and those killer whales with their backflips and spout-blasts... they're like the asshole junkies of the sea!

Have you ever seen Whale Wars on tv? Now you realize why that bog-eyed cunt captain looks like he's on another planet and why they generally all look spangled. Also, why do you think they can beat the Japanese whaling fleet with stink bombs instead of picking up the AK?

Because the Killer Whales are their dealers, and they are all strung out 24/7!
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Post by: Horizons on May 11, 2012, 08:21 pm
The problem, of course, is being paid in sea shells. And having to sell sea shells by the sea shore to convert that into actually useable currencies.
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Post by: ProudCannabian on May 11, 2012, 08:48 pm
Damnit... after all that time training those fuckers to mule my shit from cost to coast, they get caught dipping into the product.

Back to training baby seal force five.
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Post by: Chuck Schumer - Democrat on May 11, 2012, 09:31 pm
PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!

This is a good thing for the vendor's to take note of, seriously.  If the address says "ocean," red flag!
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: jewfro on May 12, 2012, 07:20 am
Damnit... after all that time training those fuckers to mule my shit from cost to coast, they get caught dipping into the product.

Back to training baby seal force five.

i dunno if that's such a good idea... all they do is go DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

sound like a bunch of strung out water rats D:
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: stolea2269 on May 13, 2012, 03:00 am
Dolphins are shitty customers, if you ask me.

I swear to god, if I had a nickel for every "where r my drugz" PM, I'd be richer than tony76.

IT TAKES TIME TO SHIP TO INTERNATIONAL WATERS. Learn some patience, fucking porpoise.
Title: Re: PLEASE DON'T SELL DRUGS TO DOLPHINS!!!!!
Post by: Limetless on May 13, 2012, 03:05 am
ROFL.