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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: fuckthedea on April 19, 2012, 05:39 am
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Ok. I'm going to explain the situation.
2 packages are coming in.
I'm chillin', and been waitin'
I have been scoping out my mailman for over 10 months (I'm a 10 month member)
The mailman has literally run EVERY DAY that wasn't raining at 9:45-10:15.
It is the 5th day of waiting on packages. and that makes me wonder because normally the rate is 2-3 days from these vendors.
The day before there is a cop down the street in view of my house and my brain makes up a crazy situation where I say ''the fucking cops are talking to the neighbors and telling them they are going to set up shop in their house and watch me"
next day
I'm scoping out the hood and 10:15 comes around and WTF no mailman yet...
I'm paranoid, no big deal yet though..
11:00.. no mail man, ok I'm paranoid.
11:30 ok my brain is tripping shit. my brain is going so slow. I can see myself in front of the cops and them beating my ass because I refuse to say anything besides "lawyer"
12:00 shit man .. the mail man shows up and I have his route memorized to the T
but not today... today he comes in the hood, doesn't take his normal route... he comes straight up the road. takes the turn. skips so many mail boxes not even stopping... (which normally he stops then sees he has nothing to put into the box and drives on)
he comes RIGHT UP TO MY MAILBOX! and I see him put 1 priority rate flat box in my mailbox. I'm thinking... FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
then he just leaves my hood! skipping 50+ other mailboxes!! fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck.. I can't believe this shit had to happen to me.
I said fuck opening that mailbox. I'm going to subway.
I come back. 1:00.. I am freaking out lol...
2:30 and I said.. fuck this, I took my hand and grabbed my balls and said ''yeap they are still there''
then walked to the box and In my mind i thought.. once I take this box out of the mailbox.. I'm going to jail for a talk
I open the mailbox.. SHIT i see the flat rate box... FUCK FUCK FUCK
I take my hand and put it in the box and pull the thing out. I don't even look at it. I walk 40 yards back into my house never looking at it. I'm freaking out. my heart is pounding. the cops are looking at me I think..
I step in the garage..... I look at it....
Its my mom's package...
"shit..... lol..."
next day - mail 9:45 package arrives, all good, lol
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Glad to hear it, been waiting on 3 orders myself, Will be that much better when it comes, I AM GETTING FUCKED THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKERS< ALL WEEKEND<SPENDING COINS<
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I don't get why people are so paranoid, it doesn't help the situation one bit. You are making things a lot worse for yourself.
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I'm sorry but I consider my paranoia to protect me.
I was aware of the situation. aware to anything that looked abnormal
it is better to be prepared and a little paranoid. without paranoia, i would just say fuckthedea and rip the package open in the street
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Fear is good yes, keeps you on your toes, but just be cool, calm, and collected. Paranoia is just going to cloud your judgement and generate negative thoughts.
No need to be sorry, you're not doing anything wrong remember 8)
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I loled
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That story made my day. Thanks buddy!
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ah great read! yeah i prefer to be out of the house if im awaiting a delivery not so i dont get busted its just i cant stand the anticipation of waiting for it to turn up!