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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Snick on August 01, 2013, 11:59 pm

Title: Need someone to teach me how to...
Post by: Snick on August 01, 2013, 11:59 pm
Anyone out there that can teach me how to jack cars, pickpocket, and shoplift? I'd happily pay someone that could teach me how.
Oh, and I should add picking locks/breaking and entering to that list.
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Post by: BlackPandaMan on August 02, 2013, 12:35 am
no
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Post by: cheeto69 on August 02, 2013, 12:49 am
Don't steal... you're just giving drug junkies a bad name.
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Post by: keyofdemetr1 on August 02, 2013, 03:52 am
all I will say is look into bump keys
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Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 02, 2013, 03:58 am
You are a bad person.  Go straight to jail.  Do not pass go.  Do not collect two hundred dollars.
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Post by: leaf on August 02, 2013, 04:03 am
Here today.  Gone tomorrow.  This is why its not good to get attached to things.
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Post by: jackie919 on August 02, 2013, 04:14 am
You should re-evaluate your life and your goals. Regardless of your reasons for wanting to learn how to be a thief your life is going to suck if you keep on this track. You will get caught at some point and you will go to jail/prison and it will get worse from there. Plus as someone else said you are going to give users a bad name. I am here to get things I want that the gov't doesn't want me to have. I am free to put things in my body because it's mine and no one has the right to deny me that because of their morals or beliefs. As long as I am not causing harm to anyone else it's my business. You will be causing harm to others and if you are looking to make money to buy drugs by stealing you are harming others and you have crossed a line that goes against what SR is trying to do by having this site. It's about freedom; personal freedom to enjoy things that others want to deny us. You might as well asked to have someone teach you how to be a vendor who scams his customers. That would not be received well by most of the SR community, with good reason. Find another way to get coin honestly where you aren't hurting other people. If you can't do that you are doomed to a life of pain, suffering and misery. But hey if that's what you want go ahead and do it but don't do it on SR.
Title: Re: Need someone to teach me how to...
Post by: Snick on August 02, 2013, 05:09 am
Did it ever cross any of your small minds that I have a damn reason for wanting to learn these skills other than to make money and wind up in jail? Why would a recent grad of MIT look to make money and get thrills by stealing shit?
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Post by: Micromanage on August 03, 2013, 04:06 am
to steal clothes is easy, get a hook, take off alarm tag.
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Post by: evetSFree on August 04, 2013, 11:26 am
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Post by: klemmo on August 04, 2013, 11:36 am
Did it ever cross any of your small minds that I have a damn reason for wanting to learn these skills other than to make money and wind up in jail? Why would a recent grad of MIT look to make money and get thrills by stealing shit?
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Why would a recent grad of MIT ask about this on Silk Road? Join a branch of the int services and learn from real pros or become an auto-didact with a roomful of locks - buy books here if you're unable to download them for free.

Or best yet, download a load of books, rewrite them as one master manual, write yourself a fictitious and brief resume ("after Watergate, I was unwelcome in int circles for 15 years...") and sell the book.

But shoplifting? Really? Like tween girls stealing from costume jewelry shops? Best way is get a job in a retail warehouse.
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Post by: DaveDoe on August 04, 2013, 11:42 am
You're in the wrong place. The philosophy of SR is do anything you want as long as you do no harm to others.
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Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 04, 2013, 11:45 am
You're heading for purgatory. Don't my child.
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Post by: Mustee on August 04, 2013, 12:46 pm
""Did it ever cross any of your small minds that I have a damn reason for wanting to learn these skills other than to make money and wind up in jail? Why would a recent grad of MIT look to make money and get thrills by stealing shit? ""

Why indeed? Your situation sounds intriguing, tell us your story. As a newbie trying to make non spam posts, it would be nice to have something to discuss.
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Post by: SynthesisWizard on August 04, 2013, 02:04 pm
Get a set off a chinese website like dhgate of lockpicking kits, and practice and practice some more. there are plenty of guides out there. Trust me .
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