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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: Timewilltell on May 01, 2012, 07:19 am
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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE
I mentioned to Tony the other week over PM that I was away on a business trip in Macadamia so he should delay posting for a few days as I didn't want my wife to get curious and open my mail
Anyway he took advantage of this, I have strong suspicion to believe that he drugged/raped my wife and 12 year old son, and my dog.
When I got home there was spilled syrup all over the kitchen counter. I thought it could just be my wife baking but when I went upstairs she had her tits pulled out her shirt and her skirt hiked up and was lying on the bed.. her asshole looked like it had been used and there was some gunk/syrup on her pussy. I tried to wake her and she was delerious. 3 hours later she came round and couldn't remember the past two days. She said that she remembered an image of a glove and a mans voice but she didnt know for sure. She said that her asshole hurt and felt like someone had fucked it
I immediately called the police and went to my sons room. He was on the bed with syrup round his mouth and face and was also unconscious. He came to and told me that he had heard banging noises from our room in the night and that he thought there was a monster in his room and was scared. then he said he felt a pinprick on his leg and couldn't remember anything after that.
I went downstairs in a rage and noticed that the back door was open. I looked out of the window and saw a man bent over behind my dog with his pants down.. I grabbed my gun but as i did he turned and saw me, and i could see the shimmer of syrup on his face, he ran away and ploughed through my fence. I am 100% sure that this man is tony76
now I know that tony was a trusted vendor on here for a long while but that does not excuse him raping my wife and son, fucking my dog, and breaking my fence as he ran away
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I heard he jacked off on a cat's face.
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I heard he jacked off on a cat's face.
Dude this isn't a fucking joke I'm talking to the cops right now and they think my son may have hepatutes E, now i know that isnt his fault but there are the donuts and the who is and i swear to god he fucking stole my tax returns and set up a shell company in madagascar in my name as he was fucking my wife and she is probably pregnant with a small black child that will abort because of the syrup slowing down the sperm
FUCKING ASSHOLE
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he also stole my egg mayo lettuce leaf greenhouse coaster shirt
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he also stole my egg mayo lettuce leaf greenhouse coaster shirt
Whoa, I feel like shit, I sent him 2 coins for that shirt at one of his earlier sales.
You aint gettin it back, though. Sorry.
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This is a great post, fucking hilarious. Nicely done...
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Timewilltell, my bad, I just checked the label. It's a fake :(
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Timewilltell, my bad, I just checked the label. It's a fake :(
what are you talking about dude my wife performed fellatio on a belgian businessman for that shirt, i know its legit, it was tested with a telescope
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Timewilltell, my bad, I just checked the label. It's a fake :(
what are you talking about dude my wife performed fellatio on a belgian businessman for that shirt, i know its legit, it was tested with a telescope
I know it was real, the one Tony sold me fake
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To the OP, man you just made my day!! ROFLMAO!!! oh god thanks for the humor, the thought of being viciously assraped with genuine maple syrup with a dash of butter and cinnamon for a few hundred has had the community on edge, including myself:)
My condolences go out too you, and your wife, kids and dog. Only they know the true meaning of cannibalistic sodomy, and the taste of genuine maple syrup, Lord why!!!! (drops down on knees weeping intensely)
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Oh my god.. thank you for the laugh. I needed that.
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE
I mentioned to Tony the other week over PM that I was away on a business trip in Macadamia so he should delay posting for a few days as I didn't want my wife to get curious and open my mail
Anyway he took advantage of this, I have strong suspicion to believe that he drugged/raped my wife and 12 year old son, and my dog.
When I got home there was spilled syrup all over the kitchen counter. I thought it could just be my wife baking but when I went upstairs she had her tits pulled out her shirt and her skirt hiked up and was lying on the bed.. her asshole looked like it had been used and there was some gunk/syrup on her pussy. I tried to wake her and she was delerious. 3 hours later she came round and couldn't remember the past two days. She said that she remembered an image of a glove and a mans voice but she didnt know for sure. She said that her asshole hurt and felt like someone had fucked it
I immediately called the police and went to my sons room. He was on the bed with syrup round his mouth and face and was also unconscious. He came to and told me that he had heard banging noises from our room in the night and that he thought there was a monster in his room and was scared. then he said he felt a pinprick on his leg and couldn't remember anything after that.
I went downstairs in a rage and noticed that the back door was open. I looked out of the window and saw a man bent over behind my dog with his pants down.. I grabbed my gun but as i did he turned and saw me, and i could see the shimmer of syrup on his face, he ran away and ploughed through my fence. I am 100% sure that this man is tony76
now I know that tony was a trusted vendor on here for a long while but that does not excuse him raping my wife and son, fucking my dog, and breaking my fence as he ran away
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That was good looking dog, too! :'(
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lmao
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Timewilltell..so your the Dude he was talking about! If you look on SR's XXX Section there's a DVD of some dude filming himself fucking this chick, getting mouthed by some kid on GHB and the a beastility version where he's fucking the dog in a Hawaiian Shirt. I just ordered it this morning for 2 btcs!
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HAHAHAHAH definitely needed a good laugh. Thx OP.
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Since when is it funny to make jokes about wifes and sons getting raped?
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Since when is it funny to make jokes about wifes and sons getting raped?
SR is sort of like the shroomery of the darknet lol
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Why is this shit in the Rumor Mill? Your clogging up the forum with your useless posts so it makes it harder to find LEGITIMATE info on vendors. You got scammed..You aren't getting any recourse. Move on. Where is Nomad Bloodbath? This trash should be locked or moved to Off-Topic at the very least. OTHER scammers are going to have it much easier to scam because we have to sift through all the fake accounts posting about Tony76, making it difficult to judge their legitimacy. Leave the past in the past.
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Please tell me he at least had the decency to use Log Cabin maple syrup and not that cheap Aunt Jemima crap?
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wierd.
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Since when is it funny to make jokes about wifes and sons getting raped?
since it didnt actually happen and its just paper thin ideas that mean nothing....?
and now you forget cause its nothing
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How far from you does he live ? Why the syrup ? do u go to the police ???
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Since when is it funny to make jokes about wifes and sons getting raped?
since it didnt actually happen and its just paper thin ideas that mean nothing....?
and now you forget cause its nothing
So I guess making jokes about CP is okay as well in your book..
Karma's a bitch..
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Since when is it funny to make jokes about wifes and sons getting raped?
since it didnt actually happen and its just paper thin ideas that mean nothing....?
and now you forget cause its nothing
So I guess making jokes about CP is okay as well in your book..
Karma's a bitch..
"+1/-7" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
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"+1/-8" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
Fixed.
Jesus somebody needs a nice warm frothy mug of HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
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Since when is it funny to make jokes about wifes and sons getting raped?
since it didnt actually happen and its just paper thin ideas that mean nothing....?
and now you forget cause its nothing
So I guess making jokes about CP is okay as well in your book..
Karma's a bitch..
Yes, jokes about CP are fine.. as long as there aint any kids/victims of abuse present I don't give a shit.
Its words, there's no reality behind it.. If it doesnt hurt anyone who gives a shit?
Stop getting offended over the smallest things
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Since when is it funny to make jokes about wifes and sons getting raped?
since it didnt actually happen and its just paper thin ideas that mean nothing....?
and now you forget cause its nothing
So I guess making jokes about CP is okay as well in your book..
Karma's a bitch..
"+1/-7" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
Suck my dick you fuckin faggot..
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"+1/-8" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
Fixed.
Jesus somebody needs a nice warm frothy mug of HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
and you can suck the other half..
now you and yo mom have something in common you fuckin crack whore..
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"+1/-8" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
Fixed.
Jesus somebody needs a nice warm frothy mug of HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
and you can suck the other half..
now you and yo mom have something in common you fuckin crack whore..
what, that they've both just seen an incredibly small penis?
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Calm the fuck down people.... Smile =)
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"+1/-8" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
Fixed.
Jesus somebody needs a nice warm frothy mug of HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
and you can suck the other half..
now you and yo mom have something in common you fuckin crack whore..
Hey, save some for me, you fucking pussy. Otherwise I'll tell dead baby jokes until you piss yourself and run home to your mommy in terror. I bet Tony's already raped her, too. Maye if you hurry over you can catch him in the act! Be sure and tell us how it tastes when she shoves your face in her syrupy, well-used snatch.
Calm the fuck down people.... Smile =)
I SO am! XD
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"+1/-8" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
Fixed.
Jesus somebody needs a nice warm frothy mug of HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
and you can suck the other half..
now you and yo mom have something in common you fuckin crack whore..
what, that they've both just seen an incredibly small penis?
Be it incredibly small or big, wife son and dog all like to suck cock..
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"+1/-8" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
Fixed.
Jesus somebody needs a nice warm frothy mug of HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
and you can suck the other half..
now you and yo mom have something in common you fuckin crack whore..
Hey, save some for me, you fucking pussy. Otherwise I'll tell dead baby jokes until you piss yourself and run home to your mommy in terror. I bet Tony's already raped her, too. Maye if you hurry over you can catch him in the act! Be sure and tell us how it tastes when she shoves your face in her syrupy, well-used snatch.
Calm the fuck down people.... Smile =)
I SO am! XD
Puhahaha...Fuckin lame
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"+1/-8" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
Fixed.
Jesus somebody needs a nice warm frothy mug of HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
and you can suck the other half..
now you and yo mom have something in common you fuckin crack whore..
what, that they've both just seen an incredibly small penis?
Be it incredibly small or big, wife son and dog all like to suck cock..
LISTEN YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER. I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU TONIGHT. I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING. I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU AND RELISH IN THE SOUNDS OF YOUR SCREAMS. I AM GOING TO TIE YOU UP AND SNAP YOUR WRISTS VICIOUSLY - DEROBE YOU AND SLOWLY INSERT A DILDO WRAPPED IN RAZOR WIRE INTO YOUR ASSHOLE. AS YOU LET OUT MUFFLED SCREAMS IN AGONY AS YOUR RECTUM BEGINS TO WEEP BLOOD AND YOU FEEL THE SLICING OF YOUR INNER INTESTINE, WHILST DOING THIS I WILL HIT YOUR SHOULDERS AND RIBS WITH A HAMMER, GETTING HARDER AND HARDER AS I HEAR THE BONES CRACKING AND SEE THE BRUISES APPEAR IN REAL TIME. THEN I WILL RIP THE DILDO OUT OF YOU SPILLING BLOOD AND FECES EVERYWHERE, BEFORE SHOVING IT INTO YOUR MOUTH. I WILL INSERT MY COCK INTO YOUR ASS AND POUND THE OPEN WOUND AS YOU NEARLY BLACKOUT FROM THE PAIN. AFTER SLAMMING YOUR BODY AND SNAPPING YOUR COLLAR BONES I WILL SLASH THE TENDONS IN YOUR LEGS AND GENITALS, RIPPING THEM OUT FROM UNDER YOUR SKIN AND CLEARING THE MUSCLE CLEAN OFF THE BONE. THEN I WILL SMASH YOUR JAW WITH A CLAW HAMMER AS I POUND YOUR ASSHOLE, TAKING CHUNKS OFF YOUR FACE AS I HEAR THE DENSE BREAKING OF YOUR SKULL AND THE PLEAS FOR DEATH EMANATING FROM YOUR SOUL, AS I RIP YOUR EXPOSED TEETH AND TONGUE FROM YOUR MOUTH AND BRING MY HARD COCK UP TO YOUR BARELY CONSCIOUS FACE, AS I BEGIN TO THROAT FUCK YOU AND BLOW MY SEED INTO WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR WINDPIPE - CHOKING ALL THE TIME ON THE BLOOD, BONE, TISSUE AND SEMEN AND WISHING FOR YOUR END
... but nothing actually happened.... the world is the same as before...
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You have major issues in your little disturbed mind..
Put the drugs down and go get some counseling..
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You have major issues in your little disturbed mind..
Put the drugs down and go get some counseling..
I think you may have missed the point there chief.
You keep believing that these ideas you have moment to moment are actually based in anything remotely resembling reality. :) :)
Go on little tyke.. Keep going champ, you'll get there. Mommy wont breastfeed herself
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lol very good descriptive writing
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lol very good descriptive writing
I know right? I've actually got a PHD (pretty huge.. degree) in creative writing - it was funny because I was supposed to be majoring in sexual studies but I changed course at the last moment, but then I failed cause I didn't get anything except double Ds and they sent me somewhere else :( :( :( And then I did my creative writing degree as I was meant to like a good little boy 8) 8) 8) well done me 8) 8) :)
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You have major issues in your little disturbed mind..
Put the drugs down and go get some counseling..
I think you may have missed the point there chief.
You keep believing that these ideas you have moment to moment are actually based in anything remotely resembling reality. :) :)
Go on little tyke.. Keep going champ, you'll get there. Mommy wont breastfeed herself
Son, go play in traffic or something..
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You have major issues in your little disturbed mind..
Put the drugs down and go get some counseling..
I think you may have missed the point there chief.
You keep believing that these ideas you have moment to moment are actually based in anything remotely resembling reality. :) :)
Go on little tyke.. Keep going champ, you'll get there. Mommy wont breastfeed herself
Son, go play in traffic or something..
Now that I think about it again I did used to play in traffic actually ;D Cars were way too slow for me. And I'm in a wheelchair. Not really, it doesn't have any wheels. It's just a chair, in the road, with some cars. Here's a red ball... go play little scout. And when you lose that one come right back to daddy and i'll give you a new one and we can start again playing traffic all over again, kid :-\ ::)
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Why is this shit in the Rumor Mill? Your clogging up the forum with your useless posts so it makes it harder to find LEGITIMATE info on vendors.
Maybe we need a Humor Mill as well? Boom! Tish! I'm here all week folks, try the veal!
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Why is this shit in the Rumor Mill? Your clogging up the forum with your useless posts so it makes it harder to find LEGITIMATE info on vendors.
Maybe we need a Humor Mill as well? Boom! Tish! I'm here all week folks, try the veal!
Breaking News: Hip-hop artist BasedGod gets arrested for selling drugs on SR under the name "Tony76" and carries on with his daily habits of fucking someone's bitch.
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""Timewilltell
LISTEN YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER. I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU TONIGHT. I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING. I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU AND RELISH IN THE SOUNDS OF YOUR SCREAMS. I AM GOING TO TIE YOU UP AND SNAP YOUR WRISTS VICIOUSLY - DEROBE YOU AND SLOWLY INSERT A DILDO WRAPPED IN RAZOR WIRE INTO YOUR ASSHOLE. AS YOU LET OUT MUFFLED SCREAMS IN AGONY AS YOUR RECTUM BEGINS TO WEEP BLOOD AND YOU FEEL THE SLICING OF YOUR INNER INTESTINE, WHILST DOING THIS I WILL HIT YOUR SHOULDERS AND RIBS WITH A HAMMER, GETTING HARDER AND HARDER AS I HEAR THE BONES CRACKING AND SEE THE BRUISES APPEAR IN REAL TIME. THEN I WILL RIP THE DILDO OUT OF YOU SPILLING BLOOD AND FECES EVERYWHERE, BEFORE SHOVING IT INTO YOUR MOUTH. I WILL INSERT MY COCK INTO YOUR ASS AND POUND THE OPEN WOUND AS YOU NEARLY BLACKOUT FROM THE PAIN. AFTER SLAMMING YOUR BODY AND SNAPPING YOUR COLLAR BONES I WILL SLASH THE TENDONS IN YOUR LEGS AND GENITALS, RIPPING THEM OUT FROM UNDER YOUR SKIN AND CLEARING THE MUSCLE CLEAN OFF THE BONE. THEN I WILL SMASH YOUR JAW WITH A CLAW HAMMER AS I POUND YOUR ASSHOLE, TAKING CHUNKS OFF YOUR FACE AS I HEAR THE DENSE BREAKING OF YOUR SKULL AND THE PLEAS FOR DEATH EMANATING FROM YOUR SOUL, AS I RIP YOUR EXPOSED TEETH AND TONGUE FROM YOUR MOUTH AND BRING MY HARD COCK UP TO YOUR BARELY CONSCIOUS FACE, AS I BEGIN TO THROAT FUCK YOU AND BLOW MY SEED INTO WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR WINDPIPE - CHOKING ALL THE TIME ON THE BLOOD, BONE, TISSUE AND SEMEN AND WISHING FOR YOUR END""
Um, WOW. Soooooo, how much? I mean, I have like 3 coin in my account. Down payment maybe? You, my friend, had me at "TIE YOU UP AND SNAP YOUR WRISTS VICIOUSLY". I can send you my address. I knew SR delivered my party supplies, BUT MY FANTASIES AS WELL?!?! Can anyone say "FULL SERVICE"?
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He fucked my daughters hamster and she was none too happy. The hamster i mean. I walked in just as the pointing and laughing started.
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"+1/-8" Take heed to your own advice... and loosen those anus muscles a little you tightwad
Fixed.
Jesus somebody needs a nice warm frothy mug of HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
and you can suck the other half..
now you and yo mom have something in common you fuckin crack whore..
what, that they've both just seen an incredibly small penis?
Be it incredibly small or big, wife son and dog all like to suck cock..
LISTEN YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER. I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU TONIGHT. I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING. I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU AND RELISH IN THE SOUNDS OF YOUR SCREAMS. I AM GOING TO TIE YOU UP AND SNAP YOUR WRISTS VICIOUSLY - DEROBE YOU AND SLOWLY INSERT A DILDO WRAPPED IN RAZOR WIRE INTO YOUR ASSHOLE. AS YOU LET OUT MUFFLED SCREAMS IN AGONY AS YOUR RECTUM BEGINS TO WEEP BLOOD AND YOU FEEL THE SLICING OF YOUR INNER INTESTINE, WHILST DOING THIS I WILL HIT YOUR SHOULDERS AND RIBS WITH A HAMMER, GETTING HARDER AND HARDER AS I HEAR THE BONES CRACKING AND SEE THE BRUISES APPEAR IN REAL TIME. THEN I WILL RIP THE DILDO OUT OF YOU SPILLING BLOOD AND FECES EVERYWHERE, BEFORE SHOVING IT INTO YOUR MOUTH. I WILL INSERT MY COCK INTO YOUR ASS AND POUND THE OPEN WOUND AS YOU NEARLY BLACKOUT FROM THE PAIN. AFTER SLAMMING YOUR BODY AND SNAPPING YOUR COLLAR BONES I WILL SLASH THE TENDONS IN YOUR LEGS AND GENITALS, RIPPING THEM OUT FROM UNDER YOUR SKIN AND CLEARING THE MUSCLE CLEAN OFF THE BONE. THEN I WILL SMASH YOUR JAW WITH A CLAW HAMMER AS I POUND YOUR ASSHOLE, TAKING CHUNKS OFF YOUR FACE AS I HEAR THE DENSE BREAKING OF YOUR SKULL AND THE PLEAS FOR DEATH EMANATING FROM YOUR SOUL, AS I RIP YOUR EXPOSED TEETH AND TONGUE FROM YOUR MOUTH AND BRING MY HARD COCK UP TO YOUR BARELY CONSCIOUS FACE, AS I BEGIN TO THROAT FUCK YOU AND BLOW MY SEED INTO WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR WINDPIPE - CHOKING ALL THE TIME ON THE BLOOD, BONE, TISSUE AND SEMEN AND WISHING FOR YOUR END
... but nothing actually happened.... the world is the same as before...
I have to say that with all this negative BS for the past week+ - it's posts like this that put a smaile on my face.
god job.
Cheers mate !!!