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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: .mary666 on July 23, 2013, 02:54 pm

Title: Wanted Hydrolic Jack to open my Pissflaps
Post by: .mary666 on July 23, 2013, 02:54 pm
Has anybody got connections that could source me a hydrolic jack, as my fella hans't been inside my rancid pussy for light years. There are cobwebs, toxic fumes and tampons that are years old disintergrating in my ever isolated punani. help.
Title: Re: Wanted Hydrolic Jack to open my Pissflaps
Post by: NorthernStar on July 23, 2013, 03:08 pm
Fuck me, your a havin a laugh, you sweaty fat cunt.
Title: Re: Wanted Hydrolic Jack to open my Pissflaps
Post by: .mary666 on July 23, 2013, 03:23 pm
Exsqueeze me? baking powder?  are you back poking me in the back with your minute hard on?
Title: Re: Wanted Hydrolic Jack to open my Pissflaps
Post by: .mary666 on July 23, 2013, 04:25 pm
You tight barstards...Wait till your plauged with my fate...I cant open my FUCKING FLAPS HELP ME BARSTARDS
Title: Re: Wanted Hydrolic Jack to open my Pissflaps
Post by: ralph123 on July 23, 2013, 04:37 pm
put a little water on it

well that's what they used to say in jail when somebody took a dump
Title: Re: Wanted Hydrolic Jack to open my Pissflaps
Post by: .mary666 on July 23, 2013, 04:43 pm
Ha, ralph, only wen in jail us girls have to flush straight away or risk the wrath of my celly by stinking the whole pod, and tear  out, with fecal matter gas.
Title: Re: Wanted Hydrolic Jack to open my Pissflaps
Post by: Scouser.on.da.brown on July 23, 2013, 05:12 pm
Hi mary girl, chemcat said huggles to you, alright kidder lar.