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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Drippy on March 22, 2013, 10:17 am
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Dripple Industries is proud to present a whole new direction for the RPG genre!
"The year is 2017, and after the world economy collapsed due to a new currency called "bitcoin" raves have become the only thing keeping civilization together. As an upcoming hero of the scene, you have been tasked with a grande quest filled w/ fame, fortune, excitement, adventure, underage girls in neon spandex, and, of course, fire-ass pills. Rave your way up the ranks until you reach end-game content where YOU will be in charge of booking and promoting the utmost fire rave parties and achieve top ranks on the global status boards!"
Here's a quick synopsis of the first zone...
"A bird flies onto your window sill clutching a small piece of paper in it's talons. Upon inspection, you find no information but an address. Most would discount it as a carrier pidgeon gone astray, but as a true raver you now realize it's ON"
"You're all out of rupees from raving so hard last weekend! Pop an adderal to increase speech ability, and find Strict Mother of the Rave Child to ask for $20 to buy a new work shirt"
"Find your backpack, but keep in mind it only has 15 slots when packing"
"You hop a cab there, but Burly Bouncer who doesn't like you is guarding the door. Find the back entrance before DJ Mawldawg goes on!"
"Back door is being watched by Henchman of the Promoter, pickpocket Mawldawg's girlfriend who's puking while coming up on what seems to be Fire Pills for Epic Hologram Guest Pass"
"You have entered Secret Rave Dungeon, please proceed to the dance floor"
"It's too crowded in front of the stage where you entered, find Sparkle Bunny to learn Dice Throw Dance ability"
"Dice Throw Dance ability acquired, but Enraged 16yr Old who's clearly eaten Pure Speed Pills will not let you past! Equip Candy Bracers of the Rave God and Glowstick Nunchaku of the Lost Ages to use Swift Lightshow ability!"
"Enraged 16yr Old resisted! Candy Bracers of the Rave God can be double-stack upgraded using 2x White Mitsubishis"
"Enraged 16yr Old is now entranced, but you're out of mana! Seek blue pills to replenish."
"Blue Dolphins found, but your gag reflex is high and you know from experience that you have to chew the blue pills for maximum mana - find the water cooler located in the back alley"
"::GASP:: the water cooler is surrounded by Zombie Ravers still stumbling around from last night, use decoy shady baggies of bath salts cut 80% w/ flour to lure them away"
"One of the Zombie Ravers was really a Professional Rager in disguise! He alerted the others, and you've now been cuddle puddled!"
"Use Scroll of Nitrous breath to buy yourself 30sec and FLEE"
...to be continued (by all of you hopefully)