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Title: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 25, 2013, 10:02 am
Hey,

i want to take a little bit of mdma with me on a plane (within EU), what's the best way?

Thanks.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: zxydwx3 on June 25, 2013, 10:30 am
Put in capsules, then put the capsules in an Rx pill bottle with some other pills.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: snark on June 25, 2013, 10:50 am
Cap it and then get one of those vitamin bottles with the large capsules full of powder. Open them, take some out, and nestle your caps inside. Re-fill a bit and put the top back on and you can travel worry free! A tip would be to mark your special caps with something otherwise you will have to open a bunch of caps to find them.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: Sukey on June 25, 2013, 10:54 am
1. Put in capsules, 2. then put the capsules in an Rx pill bottle with some other pills.

3. ?????
4. Get caught! Rx pill bottles usually get searched, or outright seized without warranting it, at airports.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: Jason Bourne on June 25, 2013, 11:09 am
1. Put in capsules, 2. then put the capsules in an Rx pill bottle with some other pills.

3. ?????
4. Get caught! Rx pill bottles usually get searched, or outright seized without warranting it, at airports.

Agreed.
You should eat it. That could be good fun.

Or maybe you could just have an envelope dispatched to your destination country.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: NoAddedSugar on June 25, 2013, 11:10 am
Up the arse or not at all. I took some Methadone pills with me to EU from UK. I had a letter saying that I was allowed to take them, but I didn't get a second glance, even though my bag was searched because, like a prick, I forgot I had a bottle of Fanta in my carry-on luggage. (You all know the 100ml rule)
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: Drewington3258 on June 25, 2013, 11:44 am
just put em in your bumhole
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 25, 2013, 12:14 pm
Or maybe you could just have an envelope dispatched to your destination country.
I'm afraid about whether the hotel will keep it for me or just throw it away.

just put em in your bumhole
Up the arse or not at all. I took some Methadone pills with me to EU from UK. I had a letter saying that I was allowed to take them, but I didn't get a second glance, even though my bag was searched because, like a prick, I forgot I had a bottle of Fanta in my carry-on luggage. (You all know the 100ml rule)
sounds like the safest choice, although i'm not a fan of sticking things up my ass nor have i done it.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: NoAddedSugar on June 25, 2013, 12:58 pm
You should try everything at least twice  ;)  Use a condom, or lots of cling film, and aim over the bath to "excrete" the package, in case it lands in the loo and gets accidentally flushed. And good luck
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 25, 2013, 01:23 pm
You should try everything at least twice  ;)  Use a condom, or lots of cling film, and aim over the bath to "excrete" the package, in case it lands in the loo and gets accidentally flushed. And good luck
i'll try it, thanks :)
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: Jason Bourne on June 25, 2013, 01:27 pm
Or maybe you could just have an envelope dispatched to your destination country.
I'm afraid about whether the hotel will keep it for me or just throw it away.

There are some thread mentioning successful sending to hotels. If they get it a week prior your arrival, or a week after your departed, it's a different story. You should read into this (search function).
How about you ask them, too? It wouldn't hurt I'd say.

just put em in your bumhole
Up the arse or not at all. I took some Methadone pills with me to EU from UK. I had a letter saying that I was allowed to take them, but I didn't get a second glance, even though my bag was searched because, like a prick, I forgot I had a bottle of Fanta in my carry-on luggage. (You all know the 100ml rule)
sounds like the safest choice, although i'm not a fan of sticking things up my ass nor have i done it.

It seems to me you guys seem to enjoy MDMA a lot to resolve to such choices. Or maybe I'm to delicate. My ass is none way only, no matter what. 
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: caz13 on June 25, 2013, 01:36 pm
Wrap them in a tiny ball of plastic (bin liner) and put it near the the middle.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: NoAddedSugar on June 25, 2013, 01:45 pm

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It seems to me you guys seem to enjoy MDMA a lot to resolve to such choices. Or maybe I'm to delicate. My ass is none way only, no matter what.
[/quote]

You must get bunged up a lot  ;) ;) :D "none way"
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: TobaccoKingUK on June 25, 2013, 01:46 pm
My mate has brought a few grams of coke to Ibiza every time we have gone. Normally not telling us until we arrive! haha. He just put it in his checked luggage inside a a wax container or gel or something which was inside something else in the middle of his bag. Never been an issue.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: roundhead on June 25, 2013, 01:48 pm
Two years ago me and a few mates went from UK to Ibiza, my friends girlfriend at the time put five grams of MDMA wrapped in cling film in a condom and inserted it up her pussy. I wouldn't take the risk but she was fine all through customs and apparently did the exact same the following year they returned.

I personally wouldn't want to put a condom filled with drugs up my anus as reckon which ever country you go to in the EU isn't going to be that hard to find drugs. If you know the address of where you are staying why not organize a SR package to be sent there under a fake name.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 25, 2013, 01:56 pm
There are some thread mentioning successful sending to hotels. If they get it a week prior your arrival, or a week after your departed, it's a different story. You should read into this (search function).
How about you ask them, too? It wouldn't hurt I'd say.
I personally wouldn't want to put a condom filled with drugs up my anus as reckon which ever country you go to in the EU isn't going to be that hard to find drugs. If you know the address of where you are staying why not organize a SR package to be sent there under a fake name.
I don't have any information what hotel we're going to right now, but i'll give them a call once i know their number.

Wrap them in a tiny ball of plastic (bin liner) and put it near the the middle.
sorry i don't get it. middle of what?

My mate has brought a few grams of coke to Ibiza every time we have gone. Normally not telling us until we arrive! haha. He just put it in his checked luggage inside a a wax container or gel or something which was inside something else in the middle of his bag. Never been an issue.
sounds a bit risky, i thought they are using x-rays to scan them.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: TobaccoKingUK on June 25, 2013, 01:56 pm
Yeah but now at Manchester at least and I presume everywhere else, they have the full body scanners in security. If there is any part of the condom outside the body sticking out which there will be either pussy or ass haha then you gots a problem. Checked luggage all day! There is no way they could have the time to scan in so much detail to uncover every person who has stashed a tiny amount of gear. They are too busy looking for kilos of drugs, guns and bombs
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: NoAddedSugar on June 25, 2013, 02:05 pm
I didn't get a full body scan at Stanstead recently, walked through a metal detector. Have we been watching Total Recall?  ;)
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: roundhead on June 25, 2013, 02:12 pm
I didn't think the body scanners have arrived in the UK yet??? I was in Miami seven months ago and they had them there but from what I recall when flying from Gatwick to Sweden last month I didn't get full body scanned?
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: HappyHazel on June 25, 2013, 02:39 pm
Ideally order it from SR,

or bumhole
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 25, 2013, 03:06 pm
Have we been watching Total Recall?  ;)
Yeah :D

Wiki says there are no bodyscanners at the airports i'll be at. :)
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: TheDead on June 25, 2013, 03:37 pm
I did it so many times
make your own molly caps and just put them with any other vitamin/rx/whatever pills

Last time I just walked with them in my pocket inside my aspirin tub
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: zxydwx3 on June 25, 2013, 04:06 pm
1. Put in capsules, 2. then put the capsules in an Rx pill bottle with some other pills.

3. ?????
4. Get caught! Rx pill bottles usually get searched, or outright seized without warranting it, at airports.

You are mistaken. I've flown scores of times domestically, and over a dozen times internationally to several different countries, and I've never had anyone even ask, nevermind look at my pills in my Rx bottle. I'm talking like over 100 flights and 7 or 8 different countries. I usually don't even take the bottle out of my pocket when I go thru the metal detector, just keep it and my paper money in my pocket so the security guys don't try to steal anything. I'd guess that something close to half of the people on any given plane have prescription drugs with them, and I've never seen any one asked about their meds.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: IUAEfndfzdff on June 25, 2013, 04:22 pm
The best method that works for little amounts for substances like benzos, amphetamine, buprenorphine and maybe other opioids is to make a clear solution or (if not possible) a suspension.

Just filling the solution/suspension into a suitable (liquid) medicines bottle will do the job. Suitable medicines may be Cough-Drops, wound-care solutions etc.

Of course it depends on the substance you want to use, some may smell too much if someone opens the bottle for a smell-check. Besides you may have to know about the solubility of your substance...

This method worked out fine for some people i know, but in the most cases it was about pharmaceutical drugs. At least it should also work for amphetamine, meth, heroine etc. The only problem can be, that it won't be that easy to recover the substances to their original state (solution to powder, if it was amphetamine powder before). But if it doesn't matter for you to consume your substances in liquid form, why not trying it this safe way?

If you dropped in 1g of Amphetamine in a 50ml 'carrier', you can easily calculate your doses and prepare them by using a syringe or a measuring cup.

But: This method may not prevent getting busted when drug dogs are around...
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: 88fxstc on June 25, 2013, 04:31 pm
Under yer ballsack, or if yer a girl ya got an even better spot. Nobody's gonna search ya there, choose a patdown at the airport rather than an x-ray . Adjust as needed in the airplane bathroom if needed.
Easy beans my brutha
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 25, 2013, 04:54 pm
The best method that works for little amounts for substances like benzos, amphetamine, buprenorphine and maybe other opioids is to make a clear solution or (if not possible) a suspension.

Just filling the solution/suspension into a suitable (liquid) medicines bottle will do the job. Suitable medicines may be Cough-Drops, wound-care solutions etc.

Of course it depends on the substance you want to use, some may smell too much if someone opens the bottle for a smell-check. Besides you may have to know about the solubility of your substance...

This method worked out fine for some people i know, but in the most cases it was about pharmaceutical drugs. At least it should also work for amphetamine, meth, heroine etc. The only problem can be, that it won't be that easy to recover the substances to their original state (solution to powder, if it was amphetamine powder before). But if it doesn't matter for you to consume your substances in liquid form, why not trying it this safe way?

If you dropped in 1g of Amphetamine in a 50ml 'carrier', you can easily calculate your doses and prepare them by using a syringe or a measuring cup.

But: This method may not prevent getting busted when drug dogs are around...
I've once tried to put a pill in my drink but it didn't dissolve. There were many white particles in the drink and i guess i don't got enough time to get mdma crystals delivered in time.

Under yer ballsack, or if yer a girl ya got an even better spot. Nobody's gonna search ya there, choose a patdown at the airport rather than an x-ray . Adjust as needed in the airplane bathroom if needed.
Easy beans my brutha
I'm a guy and ballsack sounds a lot better than bumhole.

1. Put in capsules, 2. then put the capsules in an Rx pill bottle with some other pills.

3. ?????
4. Get caught! Rx pill bottles usually get searched, or outright seized without warranting it, at airports.

You are mistaken. I've flown scores of times domestically, and over a dozen times internationally to several different countries, and I've never had anyone even ask, nevermind look at my pills in my Rx bottle. I'm talking like over 100 flights and 7 or 8 different countries. I usually don't even take the bottle out of my pocket when I go thru the metal detector, just keep it and my paper money in my pocket so the security guys don't try to steal anything. I'd guess that something close to half of the people on any given plane have prescription drugs with them, and I've never seen any one asked about their meds.
I was a little bit skeptic because i thought the x-rays color most substances different... But seems like i was wrong.


I guess i'll just roll a dice to decide between ballsack and rx bottle since both sound pretty safe.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: Thekla1 on June 25, 2013, 05:08 pm
Up the jail wallet, it's not as difficult as it sounds, stick up in the shower when you are relaxed! 2 layers of condom, and a bit of shower gel. Easy. (Francine to Hayley in American Dad - "Get right up in there!)

Knowing it's safe up there stops you looking nervous, which is what all the LE at airports are trained to look for, and they would have to suspect you or you fall foul of a random check to search your baggage, then after that they have to ask permission (generally) to body search you, and then, and it's a big step for them, consider you for an internal. So really, really safe for small amounts.

Key thing? DO NOT handle substances with bare hands or be in a room with dope smoke in it for a couple of days prior. These traces will bring the dogs to you and precipitate close scrutiny.

Get your girl/boy to test out your reflex to a finger first. 

('Walnut manoeuvre n. The legendary method by which good looking nurses are trained to poke one's prostrate in order to obtain an instant Thelonious sample.'  From Viz Profanisaurus, The World Famous Swearing Dictionary :D
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: TobaccoKingUK on June 25, 2013, 06:00 pm
HAHA dogs? You think smoking weed in a room two days before will attract dogs? Sniffer dogs are useless against small personal amounts, they are only good for detecting big amounts. The amount of festivals and events ive been to with coke, pills and weed all just simply tucked in my boxers all my mates too. Never ever been a problem. You are all overthinking this. Unless your planning on taking a kilo of smack put it in your checked luggage within something and within something else. They simply haven't the time to check for amounts this small
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: Thekla1 on June 25, 2013, 06:10 pm
TobaccoKingUk,

Yup, got pulled at a train station by a drug dog because I was wearing a jacket that hung in a room where I smoked the last of the weed I had three days earlier. And that was the last contact with drugs that I had had. Still got the search docket.

Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 25, 2013, 06:19 pm
Up the jail wallet, it's not as difficult as it sounds, stick up in the shower when you are relaxed! 2 layers of condom, and a bit of shower gel. Easy. (Francine to Hayley in American Dad - "Get right up in there!)

Knowing it's safe up there stops you looking nervous, which is what all the LE at airports are trained to look for, and they would have to suspect you or you fall foul of a random check to search your baggage, then after that they have to ask permission (generally) to body search you, and then, and it's a big step for them, consider you for an internal. So really, really safe for small amounts.

Key thing? DO NOT handle substances with bare hands or be in a room with dope smoke in it for a couple of days prior. These traces will bring the dogs to you and precipitate close scrutiny.

Get your girl/boy to test out your reflex to a finger first. 

('Walnut manoeuvre n. The legendary method by which good looking nurses are trained to poke one's prostrate in order to obtain an instant Thelonious sample.'  From Viz Profanisaurus, The World Famous Swearing Dictionary :D

Thanks :) Any tips in case you still get nervous?
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: rock_lobster on June 25, 2013, 06:21 pm
You can buy beta-blockers (like propanolol) off SR. That will keep you cool and calm!  ;)
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 25, 2013, 06:47 pm
You can buy beta-blockers (like propanolol) off SR. That will keep you cool and calm!  ;)

Would diazepam also help? (quicker to get)
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: NoAddedSugar on June 25, 2013, 07:01 pm
Diazapam is a Benzodiazapine, it reacts exactly the same way in the brain as alcohol does, that's why alcoholics are prescribed Benzo's if staying in hospital where they theoretically can't drink, or if they're on a certain antibiotic. Just drink some booze instead of buying over priced Benzo's.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 25, 2013, 07:17 pm
Diazapam is a Benzodiazapine, it reacts exactly the same way in the brain as alcohol does, that's why alcoholics are prescribed Benzo's if staying in hospital where they theoretically can't drink, or if they're on a certain antibiotic. Just drink some booze instead of buying over priced Benzo's.

Okay, i just thought the smell maybe suspicious.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: NoAddedSugar on June 25, 2013, 07:29 pm
You are allowed to drink and fly, just not be wankered and insulting  :D
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: bitXoin on June 25, 2013, 08:06 pm
Hey,

i want to take a little bit of mdma with me on a plane (within EU), what's the best way?

Thanks.

In the cockpit
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: EVdaB on June 25, 2013, 08:10 pm
i once traveled from the us to caribbean islands, i brought 20 10mg methadone pills with me in a tylenol bottle that contained pills of very close shape/size... no one took a second look at the contents of the OTC tylenol bottle...

RX bottles just open up too many possibilities for questions and inspection by customs in my opinion...

but i guess the best method is to not bring antyhing on the plane, mail a package to your destination and dont need to worry about traveling...
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: TBAH on June 25, 2013, 08:31 pm
Make it identical to a prescription you have and smuggle it like that.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: Jason Bourne on June 25, 2013, 08:41 pm



It seems to me you guys seem to enjoy MDMA a lot to resolve to such choices. Or maybe I'm to delicate. My ass is none way only, no matter what.
[/quote]

You must get bunged up a lot  ;) ;) :D "none way"
[/quote]
 
It wasn't a typo, I defecate whilst speaking.


OP we made good progress helping you, don't you think?
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: Jason Bourne on June 25, 2013, 09:08 pm
The best method that works for little amounts for substances like benzos, amphetamine, buprenorphine and maybe other opioids is to make a clear solution or (if not possible) a suspension.

Just filling the solution/suspension into a suitable (liquid) medicines bottle will do the job. Suitable medicines may be Cough-Drops, wound-care solutions etc.

Of course it depends on the substance you want to use, some may smell too much if someone opens the bottle for a smell-check. Besides you may have to know about the solubility of your substance...

This method worked out fine for some people i know, but in the most cases it was about pharmaceutical drugs. At least it should also work for amphetamine, meth, heroine etc. The only problem can be, that it won't be that easy to recover the substances to their original state (solution to powder, if it was amphetamine powder before). But if it doesn't matter for you to consume your substances in liquid form, why not trying it this safe way?

If you dropped in 1g of Amphetamine in a 50ml 'carrier', you can easily calculate your doses and prepare them by using a syringe or a measuring cup.

But: This method may not prevent getting busted when drug dogs are around...
I've once tried to put a pill in my drink but it didn't dissolve. There were many white particles in the drink and i guess i don't got enough time to get mdma crystals delivered in time.

It's about MDMA, IUAEfndfzdff. You should buy crystals instead of pills. They should dissolve. 

Under yer ballsack, or if yer a girl ya got an even better spot. Nobody's gonna search ya there, choose a patdown at the airport rather than an x-ray . Adjust as needed in the airplane bathroom if needed.
Easy beans my brutha
I'm a guy and ballsack sounds a lot better than bumhole.

I second that. I mean come on guys: Monkeyhausner asks for advice on how to smuggle drugs and mainly gets " you should deffo plug it mate".

1. Put in capsules, 2. then put the capsules in an Rx pill bottle with some other pills.

3. ?????
4. Get caught! Rx pill bottles usually get searched, or outright seized without warranting it, at airports.

You are mistaken. I've flown scores of times domestically, and over a dozen times internationally to several different countries, and I've never had anyone even ask, nevermind look at my pills in my Rx bottle. I'm talking like over 100 flights and 7 or 8 different countries. I usually don't even take the bottle out of my pocket when I go thru the metal detector, just keep it and my paper money in my pocket so the security guys don't try to steal anything. I'd guess that something close to half of the people on any given plane have prescription drugs with them, and I've never seen any one asked about their meds.
I was a little bit skeptic because i thought the x-rays color most substances different... But seems like i was wrong.


I guess i'll just roll a dice to decide between ballsack and rx bottle since both sound pretty safe.

And if you don't feel like sharing, you might subtly disclose where you hid them and your good.
Not talking about the Rx bottle obviously.

You didn't say where you planned to depart, nor land (and I'm not asking) but if your going to Ibiza I wouldn't bother smuggling shit.
Except if your doing it for the fun of it, more than the benefits, of course.
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: NoAddedSugar on June 25, 2013, 09:57 pm



It seems to me you guys seem to enjoy MDMA a lot to resolve to such choices. Or maybe I'm to delicate. My ass is none way only, no matter what.

You must get bunged up a lot  ;) ;) :D "none way"
[/quote]
 
It wasn't a typo, I defecate whilst speaking.


OP we made good progress helping you, don't you think?
[/quote]

+1 JB
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: AsianVixen on June 25, 2013, 10:05 pm
If its small bag just put in your pocket and pass like a champ
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: monkeyhausner on June 26, 2013, 02:08 pm
Thanks for all the great answers helping me to make my holidays way better (hopefully) :) Guess i'll update after i'm back :)
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: BCF11 on June 26, 2013, 02:20 pm
I was wondering something a bit similar, what's the best way to get a few hits of blotter through US international airport security? I have no problem shoving something up my ass but I feel like if it's up there too long the heat may destroy the LSD. In the US if you're leaving the country you need to go through those fully body scanners. I was thinking since you usually wrap blotter in foil, that I could take it and hide it behind my phone battery while it's turned off, but would that show up on the little x ray thing that they make you put your phone/wallet through?
Title: Re: Best way to transport drugs on a plane?
Post by: Jason Bourne on June 26, 2013, 02:42 pm
I was wondering something a bit similar, what's the best way to get a few hits of blotter through US international airport security? I have no problem shoving something up my ass but I feel like if it's up there too long the heat may destroy the LSD. In the US if you're leaving the country you need to go through those fully body scanners. I was thinking since you usually wrap blotter in foil, that I could take it and hide it behind my phone battery while it's turned off, but would that show up on the little x ray thing that they make you put your phone/wallet through?

I reckon they're odorless (you would want to make sure of that, though can anyone confirm that?). If so, maybe you could slide them into a book? I cannot imagine they would pop up during x-ray scan that way. They most definitely will I you go by your plan, though. Blotters are paper, basically, dunno what you intent to use as foil and I dunno how yours are currently wrapped, but it irrelevant.
You put that in a book (you need to ditch the foil obviously) and X-ray see paper on paper.
Electronical equipment (laptops+phones) undergo close scrutinity. Your phone gets X-rayed, the machine will notice the contrast.

Also, and I must add, sorry to disappoint you as you seemed eager to, you should definitely not plug 'em.
They'd dissolve and you'd be tripping balls.  Could be fun, but it's not what you want. 

Again, why don't you just send them?