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Title: Spiritual Services?
Post by: ConjureDoc on July 15, 2012, 08:07 am
I was just wondering if there were anyone interested in Spiritual services of any type?  I have been a conjure worker and practicing magic in various forms for over 8 years and have skills in several areas of work ranging from simple candle magic, cleansing & healing, spiritual counseling, protection, keeping the law away, drawing business, financial to removing effects of evil eye and curses.  I'm not sure if this type of service is allowed here, though I didn't see in contraindicated in the rules.  I am just considering making an acct and was curious if there was any interested.  I also sell some supplies that others might use if anyone does this type of work.
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Post by: sl1pknot on July 15, 2012, 08:10 am
I desperately need a spell to conjure demons. Can you help me?
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: ConjureDoc on July 15, 2012, 08:26 am
I desperately need a spell to conjure demons. Can you help me?

Ha.. if anyone has a real need, please let me know.  If you are going to be sarcastic, at least make it more clever.  I'm always up for a laugh.  In the off chance you really want to conjure a demon.. good luck with that.  I don't even tread there.

ConjureDoc
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: Joy on July 15, 2012, 08:53 am
I want unstoppable cash flow from my business,having a great power & alot of love.
Also untouchable from law & leo.
If you can do that,make a seller account & send me your link.
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: ConjureDoc on July 15, 2012, 09:08 am
I want unstoppable cash flow from my business,having a great power & alot of love.
Also untouchable from law & leo.
If you can do that,make a seller account & send me your link.

I am no miracle worker... but I can increase/decrease the odds.  I am not a scammer who throws around "100% guaranteed results" promises.  I have seen real results, and have had many very happy clients in my day-to-day world.  As far as what you listed... I can encourage cash flow and do stuff to draw customers to you.  Great power? political? charisma? what kinda power??  Love.. I don't usually do; I haven't had much practice at it and not much in results, so I don't usually offer the service... fertility on the other hand, I can work on.  Law... again, I'm not a miracle worker.. if you are stupid, then you will get caught.  Even for the stupid, with good spiritual protection, they usually get away with it for a lot longer than most idiots do, and if you take care, then the few mistakes (cause we all make them) will be much more likely to be overlooked by those that are paid to watch for them.

Take care,
ConjureDoc
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: Briggs on July 15, 2012, 09:22 am
Out of curiosity, how would you plan to deliver this service to your clients?
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Post by: ConjureDoc on July 15, 2012, 09:33 am
Out of curiosity, how would you plan to deliver this service to your clients?

Great.. an authentic question.
It would depend upon the service/item.  Obviously supplies would be shipped.  Spells/workings are either/or.  Some things are simply preformed.  I could send a photo of the candle/set-up used.  Energy healing and some stuff would be one of those things, the buyer would just kinda have to trust me on, but I would inform them when/after I did it and follow up with them.  I would also probably have some workings that ended with a talisman/amulet or mojo bag or such being created, so that would be mailed out.  The counseling one is the most difficult for me to be sure about, as it is much easier to do in a real-time chat environment and exchanging such contact info might infringe on rules, so it might have to be provided via private messages or such.

Thanks for the question.. as I said, I am only inquiring as to whether there would be a market for services at the moment.  Honestly, these are legal services (unless I happen to "prescribe" some herbal remedy or such since I'm not an MD), so this is not the venue I have to use and I do offer services on clearnet as well..  On the other hand, I very much respect SR and would like to support it.

ConjureDoc
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: PureEvil on July 15, 2012, 10:26 am
Aahahah, selling the supernatural? Boost the odds? That's so ridiculous. Do you really think will fall for this? It's funny, because you have probably fallen for it.
Belief is a scary thing! I mean, are you going to beam the spell directly at the buyer? I mean, there's no way to prove that your spell works...
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: Kappacino on July 15, 2012, 11:02 am
Check my page I'm selling fresh air £500 a kilo
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: dkmonk on July 15, 2012, 11:09 am
How do we know you really aren't pretending to give us good luck when really you are stealing our luck and using it for yourself ? Or giving bad omens to people?

Not that I believe in this, but for the sake of the argument I am pretending I do.
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Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 15, 2012, 12:10 pm
Check my page I'm selling fresh air £500 a kilo

Is the air cut with something or pure?  ;D
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Post by: 0leguide0 on July 15, 2012, 03:05 pm
 :'(
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Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 15, 2012, 03:09 pm
:'(

Why the face? :(
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Post by: 0leguide0 on July 15, 2012, 03:18 pm
 :)
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Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 15, 2012, 03:26 pm
Hey guys thinking of getting into selling bullshit, can offer 50% lower prices than Jesus over here. Any interest?

Happy to do some sample spells for people, just need to GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW.

I`M THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT ITS NOT WORKING!
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: lufc1992uk on July 15, 2012, 03:36 pm
Can I have a sample spell please? :D :D
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: ConjureDoc on July 15, 2012, 04:47 pm
It's fine... I expect those who don't believe.. but kindly, if you don't, move on.  This obviously isn't for you.  event though, lmao to a few comments.  I'm not asking for all of anyone's money, the price ranges very from less than a bitcoin to a few bitcoin for most things.  I mostly cover expenses with my works with very little to no charge over that.  I do profit from supplies that I sell, but that's just the business side of things.  Laugh all you will.  I'm torn between having a blast reading so many making and a$$ of themselves or wishing you all would stop cause I do want a serious response to a serious question.  On one hand, though, I may be finding that if I do get an account and offer services, I will have a lot of shit to deal with from the likes.  Debating if it could possibly be worth it, perhaps I will stick to my current clients and areas, and lay the idea to rest her.  Sad, really, cause I'm sure some here could use such a service.
ConjureDoc
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: Holly on July 15, 2012, 04:54 pm
Wait so what if you send us all spells that are used to conjure up demons?  The fuck is resolution center going to resolve then?
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Post by: echo_ on July 15, 2012, 05:04 pm
Can you do any teaching or private tutoring/explaining/help stuff?
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: ConjureDoc on July 15, 2012, 05:35 pm
Can you do any teaching or private tutoring/explaining/help stuff?

That I probably could do depending on the areas that you want to learn.  I'm not a fluffy neo-wiccan.. I practice tradition hoodoo and brujaria.  In this, I specialize in certain areas, so outside of my main focus areas, I might could help guide, but don't think I would be qualified to be a teacher.  When it comes to energy type healing, working with certain saints/spirits, cleansings... those I am very adapt at and could certainly teach. Maybe some other stuff.  Oh, if there are any natural empaths, I have coached many into handling this gift and getting to where it doesn't take them over.  If you are an empath (feel other's pains and emotions), then you probably understand what I mean.  If you can't control that gift, then you can be left without energy and an emotional wreck in the wrong situations.

What are your interests?
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Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 15, 2012, 06:18 pm
Can you teach me 'Hadouken'? That would be greatly appreciated, I can pay of course.
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Post by: 0leguide0 on July 15, 2012, 08:16 pm
 :)
"Yoga Fire" could be great also
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 15, 2012, 08:23 pm
:)
"Yoga Fire" could be great also

Haha, thats quite hilarious. I`m a fan of the SNES Street fighter series, had some great times playing it.
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: metaphoe on July 15, 2012, 08:52 pm
excuse me Doc, i use to know someone who actually would get cleansed before doin what he had to do, and he said if the magic didnt work, it created the belief that it did which in turned changed his whole outlook, i'd be intrested knowin what it must come with, i got a court date, and would want all the power/confidence one can bestow upon me in any shape, way or form. that and real wisdom like the hunger for knowledge
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: ConjureDoc on July 15, 2012, 09:24 pm
excuse me Doc, i use to know someone who actually would get cleansed before doin what he had to do, and he said if the magic didnt work, it created the belief that it did which in turned changed his whole outlook, i'd be intrested knowin what it must come with, i got a court date, and would want all the power/confidence one can bestow upon me in any shape, way or form. that and real wisdom like the hunger for knowledge

Courtcase work is actually really fun.  Things that I would be able to offer would range from the simple.. I could set a light "candle magic" to the spirits to protect you and sway the decision, a spiritual cleansing would be a little more involved and would should help to clear away and drudge that you have about you.. it would help you go into the process much clearer and without general baggage holding you down.  There are also more involved things such I could do a cow's tongue spell to hinder the opposing lawyer from being able to make a strong case (basically he'll just start making mistakes and will end up being you best support through all his efforts.  One other option would be to sweeten the judge and jury to be sympathetic to you.  I would need to talk to you about a few of the specifics to be able to suggest the best angle, but most assuredly I would suggesting a good cleansing/blessing to help you prepare... the other side (actually working the case) would depend on how the situation is.  I generally do cleansings for $20 and up, but would probably start them off here for about $15.  As far as a cleansing.. I usually do these in person which is very straight forward.  With distance, the way I do it actually involves making a poppet that represents you and linking it to your spirit.  Then I actually do the cleansing ceremony with the poppet as a stand in.  My method with cleansings is usually via an egg or lemon as seems appropriate.  Setting a light generally costs about $7-10, but I would probably go $5-7 here.  For your case, I would probably light the candle to and request the aid of Santa Muerte.  She is a great ally both for protection and is known to help with court matters.  These two don't require anything to be shipped, so they would be all inclusive.  If I made a mojo bag to carry with you, then I would need to mail that off and I would have to get back with you on prices to see what supplies I have/need.  How soon is the hearing?  Time would also be a factor, obviously. 

Since I don't have a vendor acct, and it is questionable if I will have one, pm me and we can talk details, I will go ahead a do a simple cleansing and set a light for you free of charge.  I do appreciate finally having an honest and respectful poster on this thread.
ConjureDoc
Title: Re: Spiritual Services?
Post by: metaphoe on July 15, 2012, 09:35 pm
BLESS   DOC ! yeah i can feel the vibe you give off the top is genuinley good, and with so much evil around me i feel, just with the knowledge i have i can then work my case, and put to use over this stupid marijuana charge over 2 joints, it wasnt in my possesion and was found near me, so i need any confidence to prove my case to have it dismissed or at least acuitted, or by jury nullification, on top of that my mom who grew up with stupid people around her and even family have i think in my opinon cursed us, she tries to find God and does other stuff like tryna believe in Jehova witness and like curandera tips like chicken eggs and lemons in water cups that just sit there for days, and all this gets me mad.. this all happened about 3 years so far and whats weird is i think this girl who use to like me who some how was from barbatos brought here 3times or things that occur in times of three, where like things go good or bad, i think my ex girl got in a fight with her and brouht it on to me, cuz soon after she was fired from her job, and bam soon after i was too ! weird.. and all that kills my regular confidence when reguarlly im a cherry go happy guy..