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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:14 pm

Title: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:14 pm
Instead of boring spamming, I figured it would be cool to just copy and paste your favorite Urban Dictionary words/definitions... It's very inefficient but it will at least keep my attention span!
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:16 pm
BACON TETRIS

The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.
I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: thatoneguy1 on May 16, 2013, 07:18 pm
lol that's just the word of the day
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:21 pm
a crapella

singing out loud with your headphones on
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Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:24 pm
classy smashed

the state preceeding smassy clashed
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Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:26 pm
lol that's just the word of the day
It just happened to pull the inner fiber strings of my heart -.-
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Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:30 pm
cucumber sundae
   
   
The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles. The temperature of the frozen ice cream will make your penis so cold and frigid that it will be automatically erect and have a greenish tint to it, much like a cucumber. Often mistaken for its close relative, the "Winter Hulk".
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: gzoido on May 16, 2013, 07:31 pm
Refrigerator
A very fat white woman that some (even most) black men find attractive or even settle for when they can't get a fine one or just suck at getting with black women.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:33 pm
The Polar Express

   
When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)

You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:34 pm
Pickle Surprise
   
When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to only find a "banana in his icecream sundae".
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:36 pm
Pickle Surprise
   
When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to only find a "banana in his icecream sundae".
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:38 pm
Mullet-Over:
When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length, for example whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:38 pm
Sexercism:
Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise.
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Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:40 pm
Feed the Beast:
To send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet to avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.
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Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:41 pm
 Bed Gravity:
An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furniture.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Work3thic on May 16, 2013, 07:42 pm
Bacon Tetris -

The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:42 pm
 Bed Gravity:
An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furniture.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:44 pm
 Microwave Mentality:
Having the attitude if something can’t be done in five minutes or less, it’s not worth doing.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 07:57 pm
 Microwave Mentality:
Having the attitude if something can’t be done in five minutes or less, it’s not worth doing.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Spam
Post by: Croskin on May 16, 2013, 08:01 pm
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