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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:19 pm

Title: FIshing in a shark tank.
Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:19 pm
This weekend I went fishing in a shark tank
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:21 pm
BUT when I arrived I noticed my huge pole was missing
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:22 pm
So instead of using my HUGE pole to fish in the shark tank, I went looking for some other guys pole. GHEY
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:24 pm
Then I found a guy sitting in a small kanoo, fishing with his own pole. Then I took my survival knife and cut his pole of.
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:24 pm
His pole was very hard, but too stiff to fish in the shark tank.
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:26 pm
BUT anyways, I attached a line to the pole, and started to fish in the shark tank.
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:27 pm
Suddently something bit on, I guess using the guys nuts as bait was of great succes.
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:28 pm
I pulled and I pulled his strong stiff rod, and then something appeared on the surface! WTF!
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:30 pm
I WAS SHOCKED! I had caught an unicorn, an hermaphrodite unicorn!
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:32 pm
I then started to milk the unicorn of S+ isomer ketamine, it was quite tasty!
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:33 pm
I then got blasted away in hyperspace in an amazing ketamine trip!
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:34 pm
LAter I woke up and found out my butt was hurting like hell... And the unicorn was gone! THE UNICORN DRUGRAPED MY ASS!
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:36 pm
I then took off, looking for that ghey unicorn which raped my ass! I wanted to slaughter it and sell its ketamine bladder on SIlkroad!
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:37 pm
I went inside the forest, looking for unicorn tracks.
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:38 pm
THEN suddenly, out of nowhere, a girl named Molly appeared. she had brown hair and HUGE boobs. She offered me to taste her tasty MDMA-boobs.
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:40 pm
I then fell in a state of bliss, all the colors were amazingly vibrant, and I forgot everything about the unicorn drug rape.
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:41 pm
I went further into the forest with this hugeboobed girl, Molly, and I drank of her MDMA-boobs all the time.
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:42 pm
I simply couldn't stop... I WAS DEEPLY IN LOVE... WITH HER BOOBS!
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Post by: k1aKing on June 12, 2013, 02:43 pm
Suddenly I felt this feeling of depression... I guess I had consumed to much of her MDMA, and it used up all my serotonine in my synapses... I immediately began to cry.