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Title: 1 UP Shroom Vendor * * * * Official Review Thread * * * *
Post by: 1 UP on September 10, 2013, 12:18 am
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Title: Re: 1 UP Shroom Vendor * * * * Official Review Thread * * * *
Post by: iwouldlikethat on September 11, 2013, 04:45 pm
First I just want to say thanks to 1UP for letting me get this sample even though I didn't meet the requirements. Thanks!

This is a review for 1UP's sample listing. 1/4oz Penis Envy Mushrooms, and 1/8oz Penis Envy Mushroom Capsules.

Communication: 5/5
I asked a lot of questions, and got replies within minutes. I messaged 1UP around 5 times and each time I got a courteous and professional reply. The questions I asked were pretty dumb too haha, but I got polite responses every time.

Stealth and Shipping: 5/5
Saw the package and was really excited thinking it was from Silk Road. I opened it and was dissapointed, thinking it was something I ordered shopping online. 1UP's stealth tricked me haha. I'm glad I looked closer, because inside were my shrooms. Stealth was really good.
Shipping was really fast. I don't know how it came this quickly. I ordered Saturday night, and my package arrived Monday. Wow. Really, really fast shipping.

Product: 5/5
I was expecting 1/4 oz of PE. What I got was 1/4 oz, AND 6 capsules with powdered PE (an extra 3 grams!). That was awesomely unexpected, I was able to have enough to share with a friend, which made my trip a lot more enjoyable.

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MINI TRIP REPORT
3.5g (1/8th oz)

T+0:00 Ingested a mixture of caps and dry mushrooms, to a weight of about 1/8th oz.

T+1:00 I begin to feel stranger and the visuals slowy begin. At this point everything is EXTREMELY FUNNY
and I'm just laughing unable to control myself  ;D

T+1:30 Still laughing I decided to go watch TV. I only managed to watch about 20 minutes (it felt like HOURS) because the TV lights seemed very bright

T+1:50 I took a walk outside and explored, anyone who has yet to try shrooms, I recommend doing this! Trees were swinging in the wind looking like they were dancing and watching me, everything was peaceful. Nature really is the best place to trip. I walked for what seemed like ages, just around my backyard. I looked at my feet and they were shrinking as I was walking, yet the rest of me seemed very tall.

T+3:00 I went back inside and layed on my bed with the lights off. Closing my eyes I saw AMAZING visuals, it felt as if i was flying through space. My body seemed to dissappear and become weightless. I melted into my bed and for the rest of the trip I remained in this exact position, thinking about things that had gone on in my life. I could look at my life objectively and see what I needed to change.

T+4:00 T+5:00 I'm unsure how much time had passed while I was laying in my bed, but after an hour or two I got up, and my trip was winding down quite a bit. Words on the posters I had in my room still seemed to be dancing, colors still seemed a little brighter, but for the most part, my amazing trip was over.



I definelty need to save up my bitcoins and buy from 1UP again. Hopefully soon.

Thanks 1UP!

Title: Re: 1 UP Shroom Vendor * * * * Official Review Thread * * * *
Post by: 1 UP on September 11, 2013, 05:16 pm
Sounds like you awesome time man I'm so glad to hear that!  ;D
I appreciate the stellar review and trip report. Link me your review in the future and I'll hook you up sweet!
Title: Re: 1 UP Shroom Vendor * * * * Official Review Thread * * * *
Post by: Gridlokk on September 12, 2013, 12:34 am
Stealth5/5: The best! Printed labels, smell proof, company return address, ect. Very stealth. Wasn't sure what it was until i was actually done opening everything.

Shipping5/5: Very fast. Ordered Sunday night, sent Monday, and got it bright and early Wednesday morning.

Communication/Customer Service5/5: Very quick responses. I actually messaged him inquiring for bulk and by the end of messaging him he gave me a shot at this sample! We were signed on at the same time and he bared with me through all of my questions and intrigues, and i had alot!

Product5/5: Just like the above poster i expected 7g of Penis Envy. What i received as almost 150% of that coming out around 10g. How's that for going above the bar?! The trip itself was very introspective and smooth.

Overall6/5: These are the kind of vendors that really create the magic. It was my first trip in a while and well needed and I'm glad that 1 UP was the one to make it all happen for me. The only other mushroom vendor i have experience with was Rocker and i never thought anyone would take care of me as well as she did. 1 UP has filled those shoes perfectly and then some. Thank you 1 UP! 

Title: Re: 1 UP Shroom Vendor * * * * Official Review Thread * * * *
Post by: BoxofShapes on September 13, 2013, 01:40 am
Just thought I would give a preliminary review to get something started.  Was lucky enough to have been given a chance at a sample.

And what a sample!!  Holy geez!

Stealth: Met the bar and then beyond some of what I expect when I get something like this.  Good work!

Shipping:  When I saw the package I thought, "it couldn't have got here already?"

Coms:  Didn't have that many questions, but I always got a response pretty quick.  Very friendly each time. 

Product:  I received 3 whole stems weighing ~7g (+ 6 caps!)  Freaking impressive.

I'll throw a report on the trip when I can!  Thanks 1 up!  This was a gift!
Title: Re: 1 UP Shroom Vendor * * * * Official Review Thread * * * *
Post by: bound2 on September 15, 2013, 10:16 pm
Seriously blown away by how generous this sample was and the potency of these mushrooms.


Communication 5/5: Sent a PM and received a response within an hour. Was given a vendor link and placed my order quickly after. nice and courteous vendor all around, very professional.

Shipping 6/5: I placed my order Saturday morning and it was placed in transit within a few hours, I received the package on Monday morning. Great and fast shipping :)

Stealth 6/5: Right away, amazing stealth, visual barrier, moisture barrier bag, AMAZING stealth, if this package was opened you'd have no idea there were drugs inside. Can't give you props enough for the research you've done to properly stealth your gear.

Product 6/5: Was given a VERY generous 7g sample, mixed with full shrooms and capsules. 6 capules and 3 medium to large sized mushrooms. The capsules were .5gr each and it weighed perfectly at 7 grams.

Price 5/5: Although this was a $5 sample, just looking at how much 1 UP charges, it's WELL worth the price and very competitive with other top PE vendors.



I had an amazing experience with these, I mixed up with 2 capsules and 2 full mushrooms. about 3 grams worth, a very good sized dose. Had an amazing night with deep deep introspection with myself. Sat in the dark for hours and talked my way through some problems and came to terms with a lot. Finished it off sitting outside for an amazing fall night with nature in my backyard. Amazing experience. Still feeling the amazing afterglow :). I had a great experience overall with this vendor and his mushrooms, I really do look forward to ordering from you again knowing the quality and reliability you have. I can't recommend you enough.
Title: Re: 1 UP Shroom Vendor * * * * Official Review Thread * * * *
Post by: Creatio on September 16, 2013, 10:22 pm
This guy is the fucking man. Thursday night, i placed an order for a half pound - no warnings, no messages, i just placed the order. Of course that's a little rude on my part, especially with a new vendor, but 1 UP handled it like a true professional. The following afternoon, my order was marked in transit. Today, monday, it arrived on my doorstep. I opened the package and to my delight i received some free shroom capsules! And the shrooms, of course, smell and look absolutely amazing. 1 UP is my new go-to guy for shrooms, and i hope he will become yours too.

5/5 shipping
5/5 product
5/5 stealth (very creative and effective!)

A+++ vendor. Would recommend to all.