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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: outoftime20 on July 22, 2012, 12:04 am

Title: Jenkem
Post by: outoftime20 on July 22, 2012, 12:04 am
One day I heard about jenkem. I heard you put piss and doodypoop in a 2-liter soda bottle, let it ferment for 48 hours and shake it once in awhile. Well thats what I did. I woke up on the morning it was ready completely exscatic about trying this new drug. Finally the inner-reflective intense trips jenkem had to offer were upon me! I untwisted the lid and took a big, generous lungful of the nastiest tasting shit you can imagine. I immediately had a sort of lightheaded feeling, the kind you get when you huff gasoline of paint. I did not make it to the toilet, falling over and puking on the floor right then and there. My mom heard my screams of pain and crying from the bathroom floor, and got up out of bed. She saw me and said "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!" seeing me crying next to a pile of vomit and a 2-liter full of shit and piss on the floor. I explained to her what jenkem was and why I tried using it. "You are RETARDED!" My mom walked away as I continued sobbing lightly and struggled to lift my head to the toilet seat.

Do not try jenkem.  ::)
Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: mrmdma on July 22, 2012, 12:31 am
Troll or incredibly low IQ never recorded before in humans.
Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: GreenGiant on July 22, 2012, 12:43 am
You got a +1 from me mate, that gave me a good chuckle :)
Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: blackend646 on July 22, 2012, 01:20 am
I guess it's just not for everyone. Personally I think a nice rip of the good ol' Leeroy-J is the perfect compliment to an after-dinner glass of scotch.

Also, it's a bit of a misconception that J is an inhalant, it's more of a freebase sort of thing. Just be sure to tilt the pipe slightly forward when you're hitting it, you don't want that stuff getting into your mouth.
Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 22, 2012, 01:27 am
You are either trolling or a complete moron for throwing down on some jenkem. why would anyone huff some shitpiss?
Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: jenkinsjambereeno on July 22, 2012, 02:30 am
you copied and pasted moonbears post on jenkem. you are not the real moonbear because hes actually funny and could make a new post about jenkem. fail troll, 0/10/ gtfo, go an hero you little twerp

edit: not exactly copied and pasted but basically changed some words around, you still fail at life and at this game, you dont know how to tower dive sion LIKE A BAWSS
Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 22, 2012, 03:15 pm
you copied and pasted moonbears post on jenkem. you are not the real moonbear because hes actually funny and could make a new post about jenkem. fail troll, 0/10/ gtfo, go an hero you little twerp

edit: not exactly copied and pasted but basically changed some words around, you still fail at life and at this game, you dont know how to tower dive sion LIKE A BAWSS

Could you copy&paste the source? I found it amusing, but I don`t like plagiarism of such kind to score karma. If you find the source I will reward you with a +1.
Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: sourpatchkid on July 22, 2012, 04:24 pm
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=7497.0

Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 22, 2012, 04:46 pm
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=7497.0

+1

For the Jenkinsjambereeno and the Sourpatchkid for bringing it into the light.

-1

For the OP for trying to score cheap. You can`t cheat over the internet, its everyones home.
Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: The Reverand on July 22, 2012, 07:50 pm
I miss Moonbear :(
Title: Re: Jenkem
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 22, 2012, 08:08 pm
I miss Moonbear :(

Did he go MIA/leave or what?