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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: HeadacheHealer on October 18, 2012, 04:18 am

Title: Need 30 mg Oxys w/ EXPRESS shipping ($30) for the weekend? Only $32.50/ea!
Post by: HeadacheHealer on October 18, 2012, 04:18 am
Hey SR!

Opiate supply running low?  Want some crushable 30s for this weekend?  Well, I'm looking at a pill bottle full of 30mg Oxycodone HCl IR (instant release) pills (V 48|12 in stock right now, which are made by Qualitest Pharmaceuticals), and a pile of USPS express envelopes & forms and priority envelopes.  I'm also sitting here waiting for orders to pack and send out tomorrow morning or Friday morning.  Express shipping and handling is only $30, so you can enjoy them when you wake up Saturday  ;)   I am also proclaiming myself as the BEST stealth shipper active on SR according to all buyers to date, and my past experience as a traveler.  I go for Stealth via obfuscation instead of "blatant hiding" (hmm, an OXYmoron!).  Item URL:

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/725ac6dd84

                                                               
----------Order Time Requirements--------
 Order by 11:59 PM ET Wednesday Night (Update:deadline passed, but still can order for ETA Saturday@noon!) for a "Guaranteed delivery date" of Friday by noon for express orders.
Order by 11:59 PM ET Thursday Night to have an "Guaranteed delivery date" of Saturday by noon for express orders (unless you screw up your own address or you're in the middle of Montana or something, USPS rarely messes up for express--usually if it takes a 2nd day it means you screwed something up and they fixed it, like the wrong zip).  Don't even think about giving me a fake name/address, take your business elsewhere if so--it raises too many red flags. Priority mail has a *chance* of making it places on the east coast for Saturday delivery if ordered tonight, but probably not until Monday or Tuesday for the west coast.  These are also just predicted times for priority.

BY ORDERING YOU AGREE TO:
- Order at least 3, let's be serious people, less than that is just a joke!
- Finalize w/ a quick line of feedback AFTER you receive, none of that FE early bullshit, but none of that auto finalize bullshit (and you actually have to wait 3 days to finalize since I don't yet have 35 transactions)
- Respond to one of my PMs early on so I know you know how to use the messaging system.  I'll send you an order acknowledgement and a shipped notice.
- Since I can't accept FE for new buyers and don't want to deal with people who don't know what a PM is or understand the feedback system, I'm going to have to pass for now :/  Shoot me a PM with your buyer stats if you aren't sure.
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I think I'm the only domestic (US) vendor that offers overnight delivery for these things, and not at those butt-raping prices of $38/pill, just your regular Standard Street-Raping price of $32.50/pill (I get less than $30/each for these after fees, + et al! Can get more for them in person with less work, but I don't fit in with the sketchy druggie crowd, and they don't like to follow schedules like me).

Also, as a long term traveler of the road myself, I firmly believe that I have *THE BEST* stealth shipping, hands down  8)   Your mother could open my packages.  Only one of my buyers so far has been a forum-go-er who left a full forum review for me in my review thread (see sig for link), and to quote him judging my packaging:
"Pure artistry.  It is the first package I've received  through the road that I would be happy to have on my person when being frisked by LEO (law enforcement officers)."  [/i] ;D


A little background for you skeptics:

So, I started out a couple weeks or so ago with a handful of express orders and a couple priority ones... eventually those consumed my 30mg Mallinckrodt's on hand.  Since everyone I worked with was extremely satisfied (check out my vendor link below for my impressive SR feedback, albeit limited due to being new), I grabbed a few hundred more (no, no bulk prices at this time, sorry).  I only list part of my quantity on hand at once to avoid the (awesome) possibility of getting overwhelmed with orders, that wouldn't be good for either of us!  As I fill orders I'll keep replenishing quantity.


Okay, off to package these orders that got in in-time for Friday delivery!

Hope to do business with you,
  --Your friendly neighborhood Headache Healer
Title: Re: Need 30 mg Oxys w/ EXPRESS shipping ($30) for the weekend? Only $32.50/ea!
Post by: smokeweed420 on October 18, 2012, 04:56 am
I really wish i could just use oxys in a recreational way and not come all dependent. its the best high in the world.
Title: Re: Need 30 mg Oxys w/ EXPRESS shipping ($30) for the weekend? Only $32.50/ea!
Post by: HeadacheHealer on October 18, 2012, 05:40 am
I really wish i could just use oxys in a recreational way and not come all dependent. its the best high in the world.
Sounds like you, sir, need a prescription plan that sends you 2 pills a week priority mail every wednesday, arrives in time for the weekend as reliably as southpark airing on a wednesday night...wait, bad analogy, those lazy pieces of shit make like 2 episodes a quarter now.
Title: Re: Need 30 mg Oxys w/ EXPRESS shipping ($30) for the weekend? Only $32.50/ea!
Post by: smokeweed420 on October 18, 2012, 06:25 am
it was a lot more like 5 a day a couple months ago  :-[ now im on suboxone ha but good job on offering near street prices. maybe one day soon i will decide to dance with the devil again,until than good luck with business.
Title: Re: Need 30 mg Oxys w/ EXPRESS shipping ($30) for the weekend? Only $32.50/ea!
Post by: anex45 on October 18, 2012, 06:29 am
I really wish i could just use oxys in a recreational way and not come all dependent. its the best high in the world.

and I wish my tolerance was low enough to where I could actually enjoy Oxy again lol...well on second thought, I don't miss paying oxy prices.  ;D
Title: Re: Need 30 mg Oxys w/ EXPRESS shipping ($30) for the weekend? Only $32.50/ea!
Post by: HeadacheHealer on October 19, 2012, 01:20 am
and I wish my tolerance was low enough to where I could actually enjoy Oxy again lol...well on second thought, I don't miss paying oxy prices.  ;D

ditto, it wasn't bad when a 40mg lasted me 4 consecutive weekends!
Title: Re: Need 30 mg Oxys w/ EXPRESS shipping ($30) for the weekend? Only $32.50/ea!
Post by: HeadacheHealer on October 19, 2012, 03:54 am
last call!  Got 2 going out, any last ones?