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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: war on May 03, 2012, 01:28 am
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Title sounds incredibly devious, but let me explain.
My mother is by far the sweetest person I have ever met. She has worked her entire life at a job that directly benefits others (think school teacher, nurse, etc....). She's over 60 years old now and is pretty trusting of people in general. Recently, she decided to take out a loan and get a new car. Being the technical minded person I am I recommended she check out Craigslist and I would be more than happy to come visit her and look at cars etc....
Long story short, she finds an older gentlemen selling a really nice car on craigslist at an ALMOST to good to be true price. The car had very few miles on it but he immediately informed my mother that due to the car being stolen it had a salvage title. The bumper had also been damaged but he had all the paperwork to show that the car was in brand new condition.
My mom takes out a loan, pays him cash and this is where it all goes wrong. I understand some people pull off shady deals, and also through psychedelic trips I normally don't even judge people for this kind of behavior. Everyone goes through tough times and sometimes peoples perspectives on life just get fucked up. Whatever. Anyways, as SOON as my mom gives him the cash he starts to laugh and basically says "you're fucked" and goes inside his house. My moms confused, and goes to register the car/get it smogged. The car has a fucked up catalytic converter (tons of money to replace) and all the reports from mechanics he had shown her were false.
So basically he had fake documents made just to scam someone out of this car and instead of not admitting to the scam he openly gloated about it. Police were called and they were unable to do anything since it was a private sale and well, police are mostly useless. I went over to try to talk to the guy and I ended up just kinda lauging at him and walking away ( my mother was in tears) but I know i have enough connections to seriously fuck this guys life up. A similar situation happened ~5 years ago with my mom and I managed to drain the guys bank accounts into oblivion... but it wasn't because of any mass amount of technological skill I just got lucky with some information.
Anyways, how can I REALLY fuck this guy over, especially money wise. My mom will probably fight him in small claims court but he seems like he's done this plenty of times. I know of plenty of PHYSICAL things I can do to him but id rather truly screw up his life financially so bad he has to sell his house and find an apartment, and then i would like to fuck him over again so he has to move out of apartment and live on the street. I want to be brutal as hell.
Hopefully i didn't ramble too much and I tried to be semi vague since I dont want any stories here linking to myself. If anyone has ideas/links that would be great or if someone could PM me to discuss it would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks SR
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dude, you are on SR! Send him drugs! DUH! You know what a drug conviction will do to your finances?
Disclaimer:
All advice given herein if for information purposes only! I do not encourage nor condone any kind of set ups. What you do with this information is your responsibility alone.
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Go round with some boys all clarva'd and put him in the back of a van. Take him to some woods and then get a Stanley knife and carve "Oh what a tangled web we weave when we doth practice to deceive" from his left hand, up his arm, across his chest and then down his right arm to his right hand.
Then leave him duct-taped to a tree.
Guarantee he wont fuck with anyone again.
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Oh and if you really want to make a point, stripe him and make it look like a spiders web.
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Go round with some boys all clarva'd and put him in the back of a van. Take him to some woods and then get a Stanley knife and carve "Oh what a tangled web we weave when we doth practice to deceive" from his left hand, up his arm, across his chest and then down his right arm to his right hand.
Then leave him duct-taped to a tree.
Guarantee he wont fuck with anyone again.
i like the way you think
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Sometimes you just have to get a bit dark.. 8)
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hahaha SR forums are great ;D
In all honesty though, I never ever ever want to link myself to SR so that option is kinda mute. Maybe i could do the drug thing and then send an anonymous tip? What are the chances that actually fucks him over bad? He already seemed to be a drunk so who knows if he actually has drugs anyways.
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fuck the cops. the only reason they should ever be called is for murder or rape. anything else should be dealt with on your own.
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Does she have the documents he provided at the time of sale?
Does she have his signature on the title?
Did she pay over your state limit on 'lemon' cars?
Usually things like this fall under 'lemon law' and are fairly easy to be settled in small claims court. Maybe you should come back after you've exhausted all legal avenues.
Short of that, start stalking his house. Find out when he comes and goes.
Find out everything about his life. Tail him when he leaves the house.
Find out where he works.
Sniff his wireless networks traffic and see if he's online banking. MITM ssl traffic and steal his banking credentials
Thermite through the hood of his car.
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first things first, help your mom out financially (if u can or havent already). explore all possible legal avenues, as previously mentioned. maybe the fraudulent papers will be enough to convince the judge? if nothing works out, then explore all possible methods of vengeance. already a good list of ideas mentioned, maybe not so the one about kidnapping and mutilation lol. dont know what kinda connections u have, but maybe if u cant get any cash out of him in an illegal fashion, then u can resort to having some folks rough him up and make him scared shitless to the point where he'll cough up the cash back (and more?) on the spot.
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dude, you are on SR! Send him drugs! DUH! You know what a drug conviction will do to your finances?
Disclaimer:
All advice given herein if for information purposes only! I do not encourage nor condone any kind of set ups. What you do with this information is your responsibility alone.
BAD KARMA I've been burned by pieces of shit like that....bummer....leave SR out of it though
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Is this guy a fucking moron. Who scams someone at their own house? Not every state has lemon laws. Go ahead and fuck with legal routes but you bought the car at this point theres a 95% chance your effed sorry to be the one to say it. If you want revenge im sure you can think of it. I would fuck his house up, fuck him up, fuck his family up, fucking watch his house 24/7 find out when he comes and goes who else is there ect. When he leaves and everyone is gone break in and start stealing/breaking shit. I would stoop to any low, this motherfucker scammed your mom and then laughed in her face. Be a fucking soldier be stealthy cover your tracks to the finest detail and make this fucker pay.
The list goes on. How much did your mom loose?
You need to use the surroundings against him and to conceal you and your safety. You need to decide what your end goal is and plan it to a T. DO you want to get money back? Do you want to fuck him up financially? physically? both?
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dude, you are on SR! Send him drugs! DUH! You know what a drug conviction will do to your finances?
Disclaimer:
All advice given herein if for information purposes only! I do not encourage nor condone any kind of set ups. What you do with this information is your responsibility alone.
BAD KARMA I've been burned by pieces of shit like that....bummer....leave SR out of it though
I agree. While it may fuck him over, it's also another bad mark on our community and worse, the vendor may also get in trouble. I say to try small claims and see how it goes from there. If nothing gets resolved legally then you can use some more creative ideas.
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Some nerve this guy has, I'd go over there, beat the living shit out of him and take back whats mine. If he wants to get the law involved so be it, it might catch up to him.
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Cheap way to cause some pesky damage:
walmart
2 liter soda bottles
chlorine tablettes
rubin alcohol
chug that soda if you want diabeetus, otherwise dump it
crush it into big chunks, put it in the bottles. if they're the size of your palm, half tab per bottle works. if they're the size of the circle u make when your hand says ok, then use 2
pour the alcohol in and cap it, and throw them into his house.
if you crush the tabs too fine, then you'll only have like 10 seconds. thicker chunks you have a minute
chlorine gas everywhar
costs like $10
i know it doesn't come close to helping your mom though, but if legal actions fail and you dont have the heart to gives htis guy a poetic tatoo, then it's an option
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Cheap way to cause some pesky damage:
walmart
2 liter soda bottles
chlorine tablettes
rubin alcohol
chug that soda if you want diabeetus, otherwise dump it
crush it into big chunks, put it in the bottles. if they're the size of your palm, half tab per bottle works. if they're the size of the circle u make when your hand says ok, then use 2
pour the alcohol in and cap it, and throw them into his house.
if you crush the tabs too fine, then you'll only have like 10 seconds. thicker chunks you have a minute
chlorine gas everywhar
costs like $10
i know it doesn't come close to helping your mom though, but if legal actions fail and you dont have the heart to gives htis guy a poetic tatoo, then it's an option
Yea, I definitely don't want to involve Silk Road. Sending him drugs is a bit too hard to pull off. I would have to break into his house and physically hide them etc... Anyways, what does chlorine gas do? I hope it REALLY sucks.
Also, of course I have taken care of my mom financially already but she is still REALLY upset about it and I want to fuck this guy over bad.
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Yea, I definitely don't want to involve Silk Road. Sending him drugs is a bit too hard to pull off. I would have to break into his house and physically hide them etc... Anyways, what does chlorine gas do? I hope it REALLY sucks.
Also, of course I have taken care of my mom financially already but she is still REALLY upset about it and I want to fuck this guy over bad.
more likely then not he'd breath it in, choke a bit and run out of the house, and all his shit will be covered in what is essentially bleach.
worst case though he could choke and die, or go blind. if you add amonia he would almost def die (phosgene gas) but i have no idea what that would do to the reaction.
anyways be safe, wash the bottles after you buy them and wear nitrile or latex gloves after you do that. the bottles are destroyed from heat but you know just in case.
another idea would be using brake fluid (dot-3) instead of rubin alcohol. this method has a tendency to light on fire, and it takes 10 or so minutes before it goes, giving you way more time. maybe you should start experimenting... sounds like a good time whether you decide to do it or not
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Bookmarked for awesomeness.
Best of luck in your endeavors.
sdesu
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It's not very hardcore and you wouldn't get to see the reaction but...
Break into his house when no one is home.
Take his margerine/butter container and microwave it for 30 seconds or so.
Tip the butter into a bowl. Then take a shit in the container.
Pour the liquid butter back in and throw it back in the fridge.
By the time he butters enough toast to get down to the visible turd, he'll have eaten plenty of your shit.
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Fuck all these long-winded and roundabout methods. Just get your boys in a van and a Stanley knife and fucking stripe the cunt. Easy peasy.
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Fuck all these long-winded and roundabout methods. Just get your boys in a van and a Stanley knife and fucking stripe the cunt. Easy peasy.
Yeah I'm with this guy.
Although I wouldn't stab him, too much chance of accidentally killing him. Buy a knuckle duster off the armory.
Buy a full new all black outfit about 2 weeks before. Never touch it with your hands, don't put it into contact with your stuff, store it in about 5 plastic bags. Then on the night, suit up, bally up, head to his house - smash his car or something and wait for him to come out, then when he does, sucker punch him from behind with the duster, if he doesnt go down straight away give him a couple good shots on the jaw, should atleast dislocate it. Then when he's down give him 10-20 shots to the ribs, he'll have internal bruising and broken ribs and will be in and out of hospital for weeks and in agony for longer and there's no chance of killing him unless you start pounding his skull.
Trust me, he will suffer a lot
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Fuck all these long-winded and roundabout methods. Just get your boys in a van and a Stanley knife and fucking stripe the cunt. Easy peasy.
Yeah I'm with this guy.
Although I wouldn't stab him, too much chance of accidentally killing him. Buy a knuckle duster off the armory.
Buy a full new all black outfit about 2 weeks before. Never touch it with your hands, don't put it into contact with your stuff, store it in about 5 plastic bags. Then on the night, suit up, bally up, head to his house - smash his car or something and wait for him to come out, then when he does, sucker punch him from behind with the duster, if he doesnt go down straight away give him a couple good shots on the jaw, should atleast dislocate it. Then when he's down give him 10-20 shots to the ribs, he'll have internal bruising and broken ribs and will be in and out of hospital for weeks and in agony for longer and there's no chance of killing him unless you start pounding his skull.
Trust me, he will suffer a lot
Striping someone isn't stabbing them. It's just putting big scarred lines down them. :)
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Fuck all these long-winded and roundabout methods. Just get your boys in a van and a Stanley knife and fucking stripe the cunt. Easy peasy.
Yeah I'm with this guy.
Although I wouldn't stab him, too much chance of accidentally killing him. Buy a knuckle duster off the armory.
Buy a full new all black outfit about 2 weeks before. Never touch it with your hands, don't put it into contact with your stuff, store it in about 5 plastic bags. Then on the night, suit up, bally up, head to his house - smash his car or something and wait for him to come out, then when he does, sucker punch him from behind with the duster, if he doesnt go down straight away give him a couple good shots on the jaw, should atleast dislocate it. Then when he's down give him 10-20 shots to the ribs, he'll have internal bruising and broken ribs and will be in and out of hospital for weeks and in agony for longer and there's no chance of killing him unless you start pounding his skull.
Trust me, he will suffer a lot
Striping someone isn't stabbing them. It's just putting big scarred lines down them. :)
You could hit main veins/arteries though and have him bleed out
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Fuck all these long-winded and roundabout methods. Just get your boys in a van and a Stanley knife and fucking stripe the cunt. Easy peasy.
Yeah I'm with this guy.
Although I wouldn't stab him, too much chance of accidentally killing him. Buy a knuckle duster off the armory.
Buy a full new all black outfit about 2 weeks before. Never touch it with your hands, don't put it into contact with your stuff, store it in about 5 plastic bags. Then on the night, suit up, bally up, head to his house - smash his car or something and wait for him to come out, then when he does, sucker punch him from behind with the duster, if he doesnt go down straight away give him a couple good shots on the jaw, should atleast dislocate it. Then when he's down give him 10-20 shots to the ribs, he'll have internal bruising and broken ribs and will be in and out of hospital for weeks and in agony for longer and there's no chance of killing him unless you start pounding his skull.
Trust me, he will suffer a lot
Striping someone isn't stabbing them. It's just putting big scarred lines down them. :)
You could hit main veins/arteries though and have him bleed out
You just gotta know where to do it.
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Enjoyable read.
Will check back tomorrow to see if there are any more hilarious ways to fuck this guy.
On another note, make sure you do this guy good. Don't ever let anyone fuck with momma.
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you most likely don't even need to physically harm him (although he deserves it). Just make it known to him that you have personal information on him (where he works, where he sleeps, places he frequents, etc) and he will most likely cough the money up. In my experience people like this are looking for easy scams and don't have the balls to withstand major threats.
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I'd drive the fuckin car right into his house, hop out, toss him the keys and have Mom call the cops saying he came over to refund the money but instead took off with the car and his drunk ass drove it through his own house.
Or if you really want to get him with minimal chance of being caught, molotov cocktail to his roof.
Other option, since you know he's a drunk, bottle of wine (cork top), use a syringe to inject anything you have that would kill him, rat poison, whatever, mail it to his address with a fake name and I would be 99% sure he would not return to sender but instead open it, think it was mistakenly shipped to him and drink it. Unless you care that he has a wife or someone that might drink it.
For up close joyous fun, just knock on his door, when he answers, stab him in the throat with a long blade and walk away.
If you want to really have fun with it, I've always wanted to kill someone with a weed whacker, that would be intense. Be my luck though the damn thing would get jammed and I'd have to finish him off with pruning shears.
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I'd drive the fuckin car right into his house, hop out, toss him the keys and have Mom call the cops saying he came over to refund the money but instead took off with the car and his drunk ass drove it through his own house.
Or if you really want to get him with minimal chance of being caught, molotov cocktail to his roof.
Other option, since you know he's a drunk, bottle of wine (cork top), use a syringe to inject anything you have that would kill him, rat poison, whatever, mail it to his address with a fake name and I would be 99% sure he would not return to sender but instead open it, think it was mistakenly shipped to him and drink it. Unless you care that he has a wife or someone that might drink it.
For up close joyous fun, just knock on his door, when he answers, stab him in the throat with a long blade and walk away.
If you want to really have fun with it, I've always wanted to kill someone with a weed whacker, that would be intense. Be my luck though the damn thing would get jammed and I'd have to finish him off with pruning shears.
You're hired.
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That's horrible. What a fucking low life scum. I would like to fuck him up to if that happened to me. If you have the money there's hackers for hire on here. Could get the money and then some.
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If he has a job, hack his email. Send insults (and porn.) to his boss. Watch him getting fired.
Extract alkaloids from Datura or Belladonna. Break into his house. Find something he'll eat and put the alkaloids in it (don't put enough to kill him!). Watch him wander around in delirium for some days.
If you can't get tropane alkaloids, do it with a shitload of liquid LSD or DOx.
A single drop of pure nicotine on the skin makes you pretty fucking sick. Put some on his door handle.
Do the chlorine bomb thing, but add acetone. Chlorine reacts with acetone to form chloroacetone, which is a nice tear gas.
Hack email, get passwords for Paypal and banking services and steal all his money.
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You know his address right?
Two words: Child Porn.
If you pull it off right, he's finished.
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bookmarked for future reference, epic thread dude. Hope you get it resolved some way or another and keep us posted.
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dude, you are on SR! Send him drugs! DUH! You know what a drug conviction will do to your finances?
Disclaimer:
All advice given herein if for information purposes only! I do not encourage nor condone any kind of set ups. What you do with this information is your responsibility alone.
BAD KARMA I've been burned by pieces of shit like that....bummer....leave SR out of it though
I agree. While it may fuck him over, it's also another bad mark on our community and worse, the vendor may also get in trouble. I say to try small claims and see how it goes from there. If nothing gets resolved legally then you can use some more creative ideas.
Guys, chill out. I meant that as a joke. I'm a seller here, I don't want heat as much as anyone here.
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Step one: Slowly accumulate a whole bunch of pseudoephedrine pills by going around to various pharmacies (ideally not local ones), being careful to stay well under the legal limit.
Step two: Buy a bunch of cold packs, starting fluid, and lithium batteries from local stores. Pay cash. Empty the contents of the cold packs and starting fluid into unlabeled mason jars. Take the lithium batteries apart. Save all the packaging and lithium battery parts.
Step three: Print out "shake and bake" meth lab instructions, ideally on his printer or some sort of public printer. Crush up all the pseudoephedrine pills and put them in a jar. Save the boxes and the blister packs.
Step four: When he's not home, break into his garage, shed, or any sort of outbuilding or porch area he might have and scatter the meth lab evidence around. Spill the jar of starting fluid and light it on fire, then get out of there. The fire department will find the meth lab evidence and get the police involved. If they've had enough complaints about him, they won't give him the benefit of the doubt.
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It's not very hardcore and you wouldn't get to see the reaction but...
Break into his house when no one is home.
Take his margerine/butter container and microwave it for 30 seconds or so.
Tip the butter into a bowl. Then take a shit in the container.
Pour the liquid butter back in and throw it back in the fridge.
By the time he butters enough toast to get down to the visible turd, he'll have eaten plenty of your shit.
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hahahhaha ahh this made me laugh nice one!
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Er, bang his mom/daughter/wife in really dirty ways?
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Register him as a sex offender? I'm sure there's some way that could be worked out. ???
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JUST FUCKING STRIPE THE BASTARD! ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Rape him. Take pictures and threaten to tell his wife he is gay unless he pays your mother back.
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I saw an online service that sends elephant shit by mail. I forget what it was called.
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I would tie him to a chair, gag him with his own torn off testicles, and force him to watch you rape his dog. After this humiliation, I'd slice off his nipples and wear them around my neck like a tribal trophy of some sort and piss on his wounds. Of course you can't just leave it at that, you'd then have to carve pedophile on his forehead deep enough to leave a scar and then literally shove your foot as far up his ass as you can fit it while maniacally guffawing at his face. That would teach him to fuck with you. 8)
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Dose him with acid and slowly torture him with sharp objects. Masturbate to pictures of his wife and mother in front of him and cum in his face. Make him eat your shit. Grab a wooden bat and shove it in his ass, don't use lube. Play heavy metal while doing this.
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Find poison ivy & put it on his car door & house door.
Do this until he starts wearing gloves.
Then think of something better.
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Dose him with acid and slowly torture him with sharp objects. Masturbate to pictures of his wife and mother in front of him and cum in his face. Make him eat your shit. Grab a wooden bat and shove it in his ass, don't use lube. Play heavy metal while doing this.
i like most of this idea. but, play ol skool r&b. doing it to metal would be a bit cliche, and expected. dropping some bel biv devoe or boys II men on him. that'll cut deeper.
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JUST FUCKING STRIPE THE BASTARD! ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mate you have some obsession with striping :p aint saying its effective but im sure a man like yourself could come up with far more creative ways
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JUST FUCKING STRIPE THE BASTARD! ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mate you have some obsession with striping :p aint saying its effective but im sure a man like yourself could come up with far more creative ways
Yeah dipping is quite fun but that's the beauty of striping. It's so simple and you need to remember the simple pleasures in life. :)
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I was thinking more along the lines of putting someone i a full body harness and dragging them down the m1 behind the beast!
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I was thinking more along the lines of putting someone i a full body harness and dragging them down the m1 behind the beast!
Don't turn me on Prawl..... :P
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Find a way to put strips of fiberglass tape in with his laundry? You can find it at home improvement stores, it will dissolve into the fabric and basically take off his skin for as long as he wears the clothes.
Or toss a vial of dimethylmercury through his window. It's volatile, and breathing it in will kill him fast enough. :)
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I say if you can't do business like a man, you don't deserve to be a man. Castrate the motherfucker and chop his dick in half so it looks like a two-headed dragon.
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It's not very hardcore and you wouldn't get to see the reaction but...
Break into his house when no one is home.
Take his margerine/butter container and microwave it for 30 seconds or so.
Tip the butter into a bowl. Then take a shit in the container.
Pour the liquid butter back in and throw it back in the fridge.
By the time he butters enough toast to get down to the visible turd, he'll have eaten plenty of your shit.
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llloooooooooolllllllllllll!!!
You sir, are a sick, sick man.
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Find a good shed or something away from civilization. Kidnap him and take him here tie him up and cut gashes into his body, then bandage them up just enough so he doesnt bleed out. Do this every day, very slowly.
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Find a good shed or something away from civilization. Kidnap him and take him here tie him up and cut gashes into his body, then bandage them up just enough so he doesnt bleed out. Do this every day, very slowly.
That's like an extended Striping. What you might call taking someone to the Hotel Stripe. Dark. I like it...
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Find a good shed or something away from civilization. Kidnap him and take him here tie him up and cut gashes into his body, then bandage them up just enough so he doesnt bleed out. Do this every day, very slowly.
..... don't forget to inject psychedelics into his body before doing that ;)
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Go round with some boys all clarva'd and put him in the back of a van. Take him to some woods and then get a Stanley knife and carve "Oh what a tangled web we weave when we doth practice to deceive" from his left hand, up his arm, across his chest and then down his right arm to his right hand.
Then leave him duct-taped to a tree.
Guarantee he wont fuck with anyone again.
Your on a fucking roll with this shit lately lol. I could see you at a football game fucking some dudes up. Think Hooligans.
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Go round with some boys all clarva'd and put him in the back of a van. Take him to some woods and then get a Stanley knife and carve "Oh what a tangled web we weave when we doth practice to deceive" from his left hand, up his arm, across his chest and then down his right arm to his right hand.
Then leave him duct-taped to a tree.
Guarantee he wont fuck with anyone again.
Your on a fucking roll with this shit lately lol. I could see you at a football game fucking some dudes up. Think Hooligans.
LOL I am not even into football mate. Ironic huh? :P
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any updates?
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KEYBOARD WARRIORS!!!
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Hahaha reading all this shit cracked me the fuck up! You all are crazy =) If you are angry enough to do all this shit, how did you not curb stomp him the fuck out when he laughed at your moms face? I'm a really sweet guy but fuck with my family.. huh..
I dunno I struggle to stay very mad long (smoke to much) so if you are going to do something strike now while your pissed as fuck, and wont regret it.
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Doing anything to the guys property will likely just be frustrating, as he likely has insurance.
So far, one of the best ideas was the fake meth-lab.
Fuck with the guy at work. Find out what kind of work he does and fuck him there. Try to get him fired. Anything from paying whores to keep going into his place of business saying that he is late on his child support and little jimmy needs new shoes.
They have some very high end pepper spray on the armory. A few second burst of that into the grill of a car will make for a very unpleasant morning commute.
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have sex with his mother.
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I just fucked myself over. Put Mandy in safe place while I went to the bank and did some errands, came back, cannot find Mandy. Denied.
Crisis over....the Mand was behind the clock! :D
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bust it out ol skool, and put sugar in his gas tank.
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ok ok if you want to fuck him over, do this:
get a super soaker squirt gun, fill it with tap water, wait until he's all dressed up with his dancin' shoes and blast that fucker to hell. throw a couple water balloons. now he's all wet and you feel like a boss.
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ok ok if you want to fuck him over, do this:
get a super soaker squirt gun, fill it with tap water, wait until he's all dressed up with his dancin' shoes and blast that fucker to hell. throw a couple water balloons. now he's all wet and you feel like a boss.
LOL...clearly it's teacher training day somewhere in the world. :P
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Don't listen to these idiots, you need to get medieval on this mutherfucker.
First off make sure to eat a high fibre diet with plenty of beans, garlic, chillies etc for a week before you begin the operation.
Observe his routines for a while until you are certain of when he will be out of the house. Acquire some lock picks and practise until you are proficient in their use.
Go to his house when you know he is out and you will not be disturbed for a good fifteen minutes or so.
Use your lockpicks to gain entry to the property, quickly and quietly locate the main bathroom.
Remove the top from the toilet cystern, drop trousers and boxers and squat over the cystern, depositing a nice large turd into it.
Replace cystern and leave property.
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Profit!!!
ETA: What a waste of my 500th post!
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Fucking LOL
@war I PM'd you with an idea but check this:
So another thing, since you have his info, address, phone #, info on the title and the salvage report, etc. You can start an account on Craigslist as if it were him selling a variety of different cars, alot of cars. Post his address (@ the Library using Tor, whatever you get the point) send a bunch of people to that dudes house wanting cars. The more craigslist car listings the better because he will get more buyers and visitors. The more the better. He will be annoyed
THEN
Start posting his email, address and phone # on anonymous gay sex message boards saying that he wants glory hole sex or whatever...
(hehe...sry I'm a little drunk but you get the point)
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@Limitless you are a funny mudda fucker. Mandy....DENIED?!?! lol
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...let it be, the universe has a way of taking care of what needs to be taken care of (that and def small claims lol)
oh you mean like the jews during the holocaust? i do recall, those damn nazis really got theres without much interference from man. :D
no really, post this con artist's info on 4chan, craigslist, etc....then we'll see what the universe has up its sleeve.
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make him a sandwich but make it so it isnt as good as he'd expect it to be, not phenomenal, just "okay". he'll definitely feel put out >:D
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Whatever you do, I know it is probably the first thing that comes into peoples mind, things like damaging his property wont work, why? Insurance will cover it. The guy will just get more rich, unless you damage something which has only value to him, like his garden. Chop up all his flowers, and watch him cry his nuts out.
On a serious note, If you want money, then just break in with a help of a few people.
If you want the guy to suffer, then as someone said the meth lab was a good idea although takes effort, and dedication.
Throw acid in his face? For a petty crime I wouldn't do that, but it is up to you how much you are pissed off with him.
Personally I would just bring all my bro's, and jump him somewhere where people can't see, whether it is his own house or a skanky alley way, beat the shit out of him, and tell him he has few days to give the money back and apologize. Otherwise make a threat of hurting his family, if you make this serious enough he will crack and believe it.
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@Limitless you are a funny mudda fucker. Mandy....DENIED?!?! lol
Lol it was ok the Mandy was recovered and I'm actually having a nibble now along with some K/Meph. It's quite the interesting affair. ;)
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Shove a durian up their ass and make them eat it after. 8)
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Just stripe him....
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duuuuuuuuuuude, ok seriously. you want to god smack him? check it out:
chew up some gum
stick it behind the cars door handle
when he goes to open, he'll be like "eww, grose!"
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Shove a durian up their ass and make them eat it after. 8)
haha, it wouldn't smell different
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Get some of his DNA. Make some "failed" attempts of break-in and plant the DNA. This reqires skills tough, so my favorite option is as follows.
Want to make his life a hell? Want to harras this dude? Why do it yourself when you can get his neighbors to do it for you - continually.
What do people hate the most? Thats right: Child molesters. Write a SHORT and heartfelt paper about you being a mother who's child has been molested by him. How he is a monster who likes little kids. Make sure you include a picture of him.
Put it up at night around the neighborhood, so only few people se you. If you get busted/asked about this, just say you where offered 20 bucks to put them up, because the mother wanted to remain anonymous.
You have now planted an idea in peoples heads. And if there is something that is universal for people is that they prefer the exciting false story than the boring real one. So it will spread like a virus and becoming more and more true as time goes by. Result: You have cut him off from society and made his closest ones his enemies. And you barely lifted a finger.
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honestly just go to the hood and tell a bunch of crackheads u will buy them a 100 if they go fuck his world up trust me they will do it i have used the hood crackheads in many situations of my own lol in my city the crackheads will do anything i even paid one to punch someone in the face on the spot one time.