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Title: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: Captain Beyond on April 27, 2013, 11:34 pm
Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does

Some people trip balls. Others trip just above the balls.

This is Michael Joseph Silecchia. He’s lucky to wake up every day with his dick attached.
“A University of Florida student was arrested for a Saturday incident in which he was wandering around naked, making random statements about God and, first, telling people not to cut off his penis and then to cut it off, Gainesville police reported,” according to The Gainesville Sun.
Make up your mind, kid. Want to be Lord Varys or don’t you?

It doesn’t much matter: Police arrived and engaged the tripping 19-year-old, who eventually felt the repeated sting of a Taser, which couldn’t compare with the electricity already flowing through his veins.
Silecchia was told several times to dress himself, but refused, the report states. He tried to walk away from police and was physically restrained, prompting a struggle with police.
Police got Silecchia to the ground, but he punched an officer in the head. He was Tased about six times with no effect, the report states.
You could probably make the case, as you often can, that police intervention made this particular situation worse. But you could also see a situation in which without police help, Silecchia could very well be a eunuch right now.

Read more at http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/bad-acid-florida-police/#YIPHMh6c5K969qdX.99 
Title: Re: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 28, 2013, 01:53 am
Yo, yo, man, I know I'm naked, but DON'T CUT MY PENIS OFF. Wait a minute, IM A WOMAN. CUT IT OFF!!!!!!

Chaos
Title: Re: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: AllDayLong on April 28, 2013, 02:31 am
Phew, I thought he actually did it from your misleading title.
Title: Re: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 28, 2013, 02:40 am
Phew, I thought he actually did it from your misleading title.
It has happened before.

Chaos
Title: Re: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: MrJesusChrist on April 28, 2013, 09:16 pm
Phew, I thought he actually did it from your misleading title.
It has happened before.

Chaos

Is their something you want to tell us, Chaos?
Title: Re: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: ruby123 on April 28, 2013, 09:17 pm
Once upon a time over a friend's apartment, I was introducing a few people to 25x salvia extract. I was the baby sitter during the experimentation process. All was well with a few of my friends having an interesting 15 minutes. One of the roommates comes home during the smoke sessions and expresses interest in attempting the experience. I torch up the bong and he ends up ripping a massive hit. About 20 seconds after he exhales, the guy stands up and runs out of the apartment and jumps off of the balcony. It happened so quickly, we were in all shock. Fortunately he didn't injure himself and was able to get it together a few minutes after standing up from the fall. This was on the second floor...
Title: Re: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 29, 2013, 11:23 pm
Phew, I thought he actually did it from your misleading title.
It has happened before.

Chaos

Is their something you want to tell us, Chaos?
I keep it in a jar :D

Chaos
Title: Re: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: Andrewbud420 on April 29, 2013, 11:39 pm
Once upon a time over a friend's apartment, I was introducing a few people to 25x salvia extract. I was the baby sitter during the experimentation process. All was well with a few of my friends having an interesting 15 minutes. One of the roommates comes home during the smoke sessions and expresses interest in attempting the experience. I torch up the bong and he ends up ripping a massive hit. About 20 seconds after he exhales, the guy stands up and runs out of the apartment and jumps off of the balcony. It happened so quickly, we were in all shock. Fortunately he didn't injure himself and was able to get it together a few minutes after standing up from the fall. This was on the second floor...

Holy crazyness... This is why I don't do crazy overpowering drugs..  I'll stick to my Coke and weed thank you :P
Title: Re: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: AllDayLong on April 30, 2013, 01:25 am
Once upon a time over a friend's apartment, I was introducing a few people to 25x salvia extract. I was the baby sitter during the experimentation process. All was well with a few of my friends having an interesting 15 minutes. One of the roommates comes home during the smoke sessions and expresses interest in attempting the experience. I torch up the bong and he ends up ripping a massive hit. About 20 seconds after he exhales, the guy stands up and runs out of the apartment and jumps off of the balcony. It happened so quickly, we were in all shock. Fortunately he didn't injure himself and was able to get it together a few minutes after standing up from the fall. This was on the second floor...

Holy crazyness... This is why I don't do crazy overpowering drugs..  I'll stick to my Coke and weed thank you :P

Man, there is a video floating around of a couple that smokes some salvia, it starts out all good they are laughing, but then dude like dropped the lighter and freaked the fuck out and straight up ran through a closed window. Funniest fucking shit ever.
Title: Re: Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does
Post by: ruby123 on April 30, 2013, 02:10 am
My friend the roomate who initially wanted to try the salvia extract had an interesting time too. Nothing bad of course; I locked us into his bedroom and removed any sharp object or things which could be broken. So he hits the bong . immediately  after exhaling he starts repeating " I don't feel it". The funny thing is that his voice which started in a soft murmur increased to a yell over the course of a minute. He tried to stand up at this point but I wa able to hold him down. Savlia is fucking nuts. Once was enough for me.