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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Caparino on November 18, 2012, 05:55 am

Title: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: Caparino on November 18, 2012, 05:55 am
Life hasn't been going the way I planned and I just need to fucking get away from it all before I kill myself, seriously. I'm willing to drive across the country, I can relay packages for you, I can work in a grow-op or start a grow-op for someone in a certain state, and if it comes down to it, even riskier stuff anywhere in the U.S.

Any chance I'd actually get work over the SR forums? 1 to a billion. Does typing this retarded shit out make me feel better? Only time will tell ..the fuck should I do with my life?!
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: Caparino on November 18, 2012, 05:58 am
Seriously though, my services are available anywhere in the U.S.
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: anonman88 on November 18, 2012, 06:19 am
i know people that would pay 15k to drive a car filled with coke from arizona to the midwest, but i don't know if they would be willing to trust a random person from the internet with all of that :(
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: Caparino on November 18, 2012, 10:54 am
I'd do it for half that tbh, and I'm actually situated near Arizona. Tell them to check my buyer stats lol :P
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: fuckingACE on November 18, 2012, 03:22 pm
Best advice is get a visa come to europe. There´s plenty of work here, lol or wait till i got my seller account sorted and you can do drops for me! Spain FTW!
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: fuckingACE on November 18, 2012, 04:03 pm
There´s loads of americans here.
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: FreeWill on November 18, 2012, 05:09 pm
If you can make it to South Africa; I'll hook you up with grams of outdoor skunk for less than a dollar. Money first; good luck.
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: Caparino on November 19, 2012, 02:12 am
It seems I'm restricted to the continental U.S. for now but I've received a couple of tempting offers. Let's see where this takes me.
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: amacgyver on November 19, 2012, 02:23 am
You could always trim buds for a cannabis farm, I hear the pay is good and I'm sure you can smoke all you want!
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: napkins on November 19, 2012, 03:02 am
You could always trim buds for a cannabis farm, I hear the pay is good and I'm sure you can smoke all you want!
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Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: quinone on November 19, 2012, 03:14 am
You could always trim buds for a cannabis farm, I hear the pay is good and I'm sure you can smoke all you want!

Christy Nugs would prolly love you to do it for her too lol, I think we know all too well how little she enjoys trimming her bud, eh Christy? :P
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: Moon Fried on November 19, 2012, 03:18 am
Well, no one is going to really trust someone handling their drug business if they seem like they're about to give up on life, lol. :P
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: anonman88 on November 19, 2012, 03:32 am
You could always trim buds for a cannabis farm, I hear the pay is good and I'm sure you can smoke all you want!

Christy Nugs would prolly love you to do it for her too lol, I think we know all too well how little she enjoys trimming her bud, eh Christy? :P
no one enjoys trimming bud, it takes forever to get through a few plants. it also depends on how well trimmed you want it, and if you trim it when you cut it down or after it dries. it would take me about 5 or so hours to cut down 2 plants, with 8 or so ounces per plant, trim off all the sweat leaf and most of the closer stuff ( i would usually leave the small leaves covered in crystals on to dry and we would then trim it when we cut all the bud off of the branches after it dried and would make BHO). honestly, the only good thing about trimming is the finger hash you can make and smoke :)
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: roger ramjet on November 19, 2012, 04:04 am
go to mexico and work for the cartels as a gringo smokin gringos.............got nothin to loose thats the place to loose it
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: fat people like sauce and on November 19, 2012, 04:27 am
work for the cartels as a gringo smokin gringos

that is brilliant my man, i always thought it would be awesome to work for an afghan warlord as a junkie turned double agent bustin down doors and smoking (up) marines
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: Pusci on November 19, 2012, 04:32 am
I have always told myself before i neck myself i would go out with a bang , go rob a bank! 
Hand a letter over the counter saying i got a gun give me all the money , and if it fails run for your life and pretend to pull a gun out at the cops and let them kill ya .. ehhh...
Could probably think of something better then that but seriously i hate when people just off themselves , at least go do something fucked up that you would never think of doing if you wernt gonna kill yaself ..fuck go fornicate in public throw ya feces at pitbull or something.. ya never know it could end up good and make you want to live again...
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: Kappacino on November 19, 2012, 04:54 am
Just get high
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: GetYourFix on November 19, 2012, 05:18 am
Just get high
This....
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: Caparino on November 19, 2012, 06:20 am
Getting high doesn't help when finals week is 2 weeks away! I'm not quitting on my current path till I have another to transfer to. I'm not really quitting on life, just quitting on my current goals :/
Title: Re: So here I am... fuck my life. I give up, who needs a henchman for their business
Post by: fat people like sauce and on November 19, 2012, 07:55 am
drop out and start angry burglarizing shit like apple stores

you know you aren't gonna get a job with your degree anywayss