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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: munkies on March 16, 2013, 12:47 pm

Title: Exotic animals?
Post by: munkies on March 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
If you could find rare and exotic animals on the Road to buy as pets, would you get any? What would it be? I'd personally get a lion, much better than a guard dog.
Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: Ballzinator on March 16, 2013, 12:52 pm
I'd get a red panda because they're cute as fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jWYUtQZhK0
Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: goblin on March 16, 2013, 02:41 pm
I hope this never happens cause people would not treat them as required, and the sellers least of all probably; all they'd think about is profit.

Animals including exotic species must be protected and defended. We already have more than enough people who own (?) too many animals they don't know a thing about, and don't know how to care for. Leave animals in the wild where they belong, man.

goblin
Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: munkies on March 16, 2013, 03:32 pm
This was a purely hypothetical scenario I made for fun. Of course it would not be ok to mail order exotic animals on the internet and I doubt there would be a large market for them anyway.
It would be pretty revolting and scary to see vendor descriptions like "max 50% refund if baby kangaroo arrives dead"
Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: goblin on March 16, 2013, 03:48 pm
This was a purely hypothetical scenario I made for fun. Of course it would not be ok to mail order exotic animals on the internet and I doubt there would be a large market for them anyway.
It would be pretty revolting and scary to see vendor descriptions like "max 50% refund if baby kangaroo arrives dead"
Point taken; let's hope everyone is of the same mind on this.
Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: IAmMeaty on March 16, 2013, 04:31 pm
This was a purely hypothetical scenario I made for fun. Of course it would not be ok to mail order exotic animals on the internet and I doubt there would be a large market for them anyway.
It would be pretty revolting and scary to see vendor descriptions like "max 50% refund if baby kangaroo arrives dead"
Point taken; let's hope everyone is of the same mind on this.
I don't know what he's talking about mate, id love to receive a squashed kangaroo through my letter box. Any Aussies think they can sneak that through their customs.. ill FE ;)
Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: moonflower on March 17, 2013, 12:11 am
they are wild animals for a reason... they don't belong in captivity!
Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: Chaosforpeace on March 17, 2013, 04:31 am
Fuck buying rare animals. I want a crazy person as a pet. Like someone who is committed to a mental asylum for life because they think they are a duck. Just think of the hilarious shock effect.

I bring a girl over and my pet just jumps on her and starts pecking and quacking.

I would pay top dollar, but I need a sample first.
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Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: Ballzinator on March 17, 2013, 01:23 pm
Fuck buying rare animals. I want a crazy person as a pet. Like someone who is committed to a mental asylum for life because they think they are a duck. Just think of the hilarious shock effect.

I bring a girl over and my pet just jumps on her and starts pecking and quacking.

I would pay top dollar, but I need a sample first.
Message me
That's fucking hilarious ;D
Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: Ahoyhoy on March 18, 2013, 07:38 pm
Fuck buying rare animals. I want a crazy person as a pet. Like someone who is committed to a mental asylum for life because they think they are a duck. Just think of the hilarious shock effect.

I bring a girl over and my pet just jumps on her and starts pecking and quacking.

I would pay top dollar, but I need a sample first.
Message me


Yes, I would also like to express my interest in purchasing a person with acute mental health difficulties for the purpose of playing practical jokes on potential female partners. I would be especially interested if said person was prone to delusory episodes during which they affect duck-like behaviour.

Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: azam on March 19, 2013, 01:38 am
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Title: Re: Exotic animals?
Post by: Chaosforpeace on March 24, 2013, 08:12 am
Fuck buying rare animals. I want a crazy person as a pet. Like someone who is committed to a mental asylum for life because they think they are a duck. Just think of the hilarious shock effect.

I bring a girl over and my pet just jumps on her and starts pecking and quacking.

I would pay top dollar, but I need a sample first.
Message me


Yes, I would also like to express my interest in purchasing a person with acute mental health difficulties for the purpose of playing practical jokes on potential female partners. I would be especially interested if said person was prone to delusory episodes during which they affect duck-like behaviour.

You put it oh so much better.