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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: cosmo on November 14, 2012, 05:23 am

Title: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: cosmo on November 14, 2012, 05:23 am
He sends his apologies to everyone but he is increasing his server capacity and unfortunately it is taking longer than expected...the fucking man is about money people, he could not have new registrations suspended for long.   ;)
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: MeccaLand on November 14, 2012, 05:26 am
Sweet? how did you talk to him?
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: cosmo on November 14, 2012, 05:27 am
Telepathy.
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: modziw on November 14, 2012, 05:29 am
Cool, the legend.

But like so on the phone?

In that case I have a really important question for you.

No bullshit about the site or our money -- no, no, no. This is IMPORTANT.

(Now you know it's gonna be stupid, don't you?)

Is he a man for sure then?

I thought woman...

Modzi
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: cosmo on November 14, 2012, 05:34 am
No offense to women but with balls like DPR has...I'm thinking man.
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: HardHustle on November 14, 2012, 05:34 am
Cool, the legend.

But like so on the phone?

In that case I have a really important question for you.

No bullshit about the site or our money -- no, no, no. This is IMPORTANT.

(Now you know it's gonna be stupid, don't you?)

Is he a man for sure then?

I thought woman...

Modzi

I thought superior life form from another planet.
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: PaperStreetSoapCompany on November 14, 2012, 05:46 am
I get the feeling DPR is a woman, too, by the writing style. I could be wrong. I've been told I write with a feminine flare. Then again, I may be a woman, too. Who knows?
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: DaMan on November 14, 2012, 05:49 am
Telepathy.

you gotta give me the address(or the acid formula), I tried and ended up speaking with the pope.
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: cosmo on November 14, 2012, 06:01 am
Did the pope know when Sr would be back online? I'm sure he is waiting like the rest of us. Where is UGS? I NEED SOME MOLLY!
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: mode on November 14, 2012, 06:10 am
Telepathy.
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: DrTrance on November 14, 2012, 06:27 am
DPR is Ron Paul!  8)
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: bludsrevenge on November 14, 2012, 07:12 am
I am almost postive a woman. The reason is in the question mark you click on on every item where it explains the escrow policy it doesn't say he it refurs to the person as she. That's why I think this
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: Remediless on November 14, 2012, 08:07 am
I would say he's a she or a he/she. Could also be a ladyboy. I'm seeing a Keira Knightly in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie type or perhaps a 50-year-old hardcore Texan lesbian. Oooh or maybe a Nikita tattooed loner hacker type?

To you boys who say only a man would have balls big enough to run silk road. Have you spent up to 72 hrs shitting out a melon recently? Exactly. Give birth and then tell us chicks don't have balls.
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: Redrum on November 14, 2012, 08:52 am
DPR is a pirate of the carribian sent to collect his booty.
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: THUMBSuP. on November 14, 2012, 09:02 am
how many people are jerking off in a sock?



jerking off into toilet paper?




/thumbs
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: thecrackhead on November 14, 2012, 09:19 am
and I just spoke with your mom. She kept bitching about her dumb son.
Instead of starting these retarded threads you could read a book, learn gpg, watch porn, masturbate, anything but spreading your stupidity!
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: CiscoYankerStuck on November 14, 2012, 09:33 am
how many people are jerking off in a sock?



jerking off into toilet paper?




/thumbs
Da fuq? LOLZ for the day.
Title: Re: I just spoke to DPR...
Post by: fuckoffehbuddy on November 14, 2012, 11:20 am
Could also be a ladyboy. a 50-year-old hardcore Texan lesbian. Oooh or maybe a Nikita tattooed loner hacker type?
thats funny but why they gotta be from texas i think you meant 50-year old bull dyke lol