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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: Pelevin on January 30, 2013, 01:44 pm
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Send your product and I am gonna test it in a lab for you for free.
Here is how:
Once received, the product will be tested withing a week. All results will be posted on Friday.
All substances, including research chemicals can be tested. (Over 150 substances). You can decide whether you want the results to be published here or forwarded privately to you.
The main purpose of the results is to test purity but the test will include warnings for cutting agents as well.
Pills will be taken pictures of and will be measured by size (all dimensions in 1/10 mm), also weight of all substances will be ranked and measured in 1/10 mg.
Powders will be tested for purity and cutting agents, results will be in percentage.
NO Vendors with less than 15 transactions.
The minimum amount requirements:
- Pills: 1-2
- Powders: 100-150mg
- Research chemicals: 200-250mg (More than enough, but just to be sure).
- No liquid substances.
If you have any questions feel free to ask here on in private message.
PS: Sorry for my bad English.
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It's great you're offering this Pelevin! I hope that more lab tests will improve overall quality on SR.
Can you tell us something about how the tests are performed? Will you be doing them yourself or will you take them to a specific lab?
Thanks and good luck!
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Propably a scammer. My informations are that a PERSON CAN ONLY ONCE A MONTH TEST >>ONE<< SUBSTANCE by DIZ IN .CH FOR FREE!
THEY CALL IT DRUGCHECKING AND THEY ONLY NEED A POWDER AMOUNT OF 30-50MG.
nice try bro!
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It's great you're offering this Pelevin! I hope that more lab tests will improve overall quality on SR.
Can you tell us something about how the tests are performed? Will you be doing them yourself or will you take them to a specific lab?
Thanks and good luck!
I will take them to an official lab. The lab specializes in illegal drugs, especial pills, but as I said before, there are over 150 substances which can be tested. So far I've been 'scammed' 3 times by top sellers on SR and I think most Vendors 'providing' their own lab tests is just another market for lemons. A (girl) friend of mine took the wrong pill and ended up in a hospital few weeks ago, so I am seriously reconsidering my drug consumption and drug safety in general.
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yeah no one cares about your testing its bias anyways, some vendor will say write me a better rating i'll send you twice more.. You doing this so you can do drugs you receive don't you ? And whats the point if vendor finds out he's selling shit quality and results aren't published ? delete this stupid topic and ask for vendors privately because no one cares here.
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Propably a scammer. My informations are that a PERSON CAN ONLY ONCE A MONTH TEST >>ONE<< SUBSTANCE by DIZ IN .CH FOR FREE!
THEY CALL IT DRUGCHECKING AND THEY ONLY NEED A POWDER AMOUNT OF 30-50MG.
nice try bro!
Thanks for the reply, I see why you think that.
I can test two substances per week, so yes there are limits to this whole testing. By the way, I am not expecting many vendors anyways so that limit is more than enough. For DIZ in Zurich you have to fill out a test and you have to stay for an 'orientation'. Now that I think about that, actually I can go there too once a month, if you are sure about that limit. We should encourage more people to that from here, since it's completely free http://saferparty.ch/diz.html as I you can see.
Anyways, I can reveal my lab in private, if you are really from here.
Scamming for 100mg of substance (even for expensive ones) in Switzerland is simply not too smart, I think you can see that too. If you have any other idea how I can prove myself please feel free to tell. It is good to be skeptic, I understand.
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yeah no one cares about your testing its bias anyways, some vendor will say write me a better rating i'll send you twice more.. You doing this so you can do drugs you receive don't you ? And whats the point if vendor finds out he's selling shit quality and results aren't published ? delete this stupid topic and ask for vendors privately because no one cares here.
No one is forcing anyone to send me the testsample. The forums are quite good at telling whether the product is good or bad, these tests could just prove some vendors if they really wanted to. I have two orders on their way right now and I thought this time I am gonna test them (however I am not gonna publish the results if the vendors doesn't agree to) and then I thought I could just do the same thing in general.
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hey
Its nice of you to do this. but i dont really think vendors will send you their stuff.
1.everyone hypes the product because they want to sell it. Bad quality equals bad sales. They dont want people to know about it.
2.Some vendors cut their stuff.
3. Paranoia, maybe you are a scammer or leo.
4.why waste the product on you?
But
this could be helpful for the paranoid buyers . like the dude on the newb forum who opened that anthrax thread....
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hey
Its nice of you to do this. but i dont really think vendors will send you their stuff.
1.everyone hypes the product because they want to sell it. Bad quality equals bad sales. They dont want people to know about it.
2.Some vendors cut their stuff.
3. Paranoia, maybe you are a scammer or leo.
4.why waste the product on you?
But
this could be helpful for the paranoid buyers . like the dude on the newb forum who opened that anthrax thread....
1. As I said before, this is an option for the vendors who want to test their product. Otherwise they would have to pay $200+ on a lab test and this would be a third party test so the results will be posted here by me as a third party. (Which I think makes them more reliable).
2. No one is forcing them to send me anything. Also, I refuse to accept anything from 'non-vendors'.
3. Let's take an example. A vendor who sells amphetamine for $20/g on which he makes 50% profit and sends me 100mg, which costs him exactly $1-2+shipping costs, let's make it $5. What a great scam!
4. See first point.
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First vendor request is in. If package arrives on time results will be out in two weeks from now.
No other request until then.
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Can the lab distinguish between 4-MMC and 3-MMC?
Limetless' stuff should be tested.
Yes, it can. I won't test anyone's stuff unless the vendor himself sends it.
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Can you test the strength of salvia extracts?
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Can you test the strength of salvia extracts?
No, sorry.
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Can the lab distinguish between 4-MMC and 3-MMC?
Limetless' stuff should be tested.
Yes, it can. I won't test anyone's stuff unless the vendor himself sends it.
I fear that some vendors will not send you the same product they send their customers.
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I'll finish my first request, so I can test your LSD in two weeks.
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So far I have tested 2 vendor requests. Who is next?
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Heineken's speed taste result: 95% amphetamine HCI.
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Can the lab distinguish between 4-MMC and 3-MMC?
Limetless' stuff should be tested.
Yes, it can. I won't test anyone's stuff unless the vendor himself sends it.
I fear that some vendors will not send you the same product they send their customers.
Exactly! It's kind of obvious isn't it? This service is completely worthless to SR buyers. Vendors can just send a bit of their private superstrong stash to be tested and then after a *great* result is posted, turn around and ship total crap to paying customers. If anyone complains, the seller can say "You don't know anything; I had this batch tested to be 80% pure."
Pelevin, I appreciate the sentiment behind you offering this service; I don't think you're a scammer. But it's unlikely you'll manage to become the Robert Parker or UL Laboratories of Silk Road.
-- Scratch
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hey
Its nice of you to do this. but i dont really think vendors will send you their stuff.
1.everyone hypes the product because they want to sell it. Bad quality equals bad sales. They dont want people to know about it.
2.Some vendors cut their stuff.
3. Paranoia, maybe you are a scammer or leo.
4.why waste the product on you?
But
this could be helpful for the paranoid buyers . like the dude on the newb forum who opened that anthrax thread....
1. As I said before, this is an option for the vendors who want to test their product. Otherwise they would have to pay $200+ on a lab test and this would be a third party test so the results will be posted here by me as a third party. (Which I think makes them more reliable).
2. No one is forcing them to send me anything. Also, I refuse to accept anything from 'non-vendors'.
3. Let's take an example. A vendor who sells amphetamine for $20/g on which he makes 50% profit and sends me 100mg, which costs him exactly $1-2+shipping costs, let's make it $5. What a great scam!
4. See first point.
Hi!
The idea is good, but think about it!
If a vendor sends you stuff he will probably wash it before so that the results will show a clean product! IF the people (customers) who are buying stuff send you the product THEY got it will most probably be not washed then, so this is what you have to test in my opinion. No smart vendor will send you his cut shit anyways, i think?
What do you think?
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Heineken's speed taste result: 95% amphetamine HCI.
was MOST probably be washed before...
as i said you should test the stuff which is sent to customers... ;)
makes more sense!
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Seems silly Heineken using this service anyway.. as he's dutch based and has access to labs. :o
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Can the lab distinguish between 4-MMC and 3-MMC?
Limetless' stuff should be tested.
Yes, it can. I won't test anyone's stuff unless the vendor himself sends it.
I fear that some vendors will not send you the same product they send their customers.
That's classic off course - but still I'm happy to see such initiatives on the Road...
thumbs up for this!
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Yeah doing this for vendors is just stupid, you want to test the buyers stuff as that is the stuff that people are getting, if a vendor sends some in for testing it doesn't mean that is exactly what he is selling.
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Yeah doing this for vendors is just stupid, you want to test the buyers stuff as that is the stuff that people are getting, if a vendor sends some in for testing it doesn't mean that is exactly what he is selling.
To avoid this,
vendors should send the amount of BTC needed to buy a small quantity and cover the shipping costs.
Then, after transfering the BTC's to another account/an anonymous account the sample should be bought from the seller with his BTC's.
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I'm lucky because I know a few people who sell in real life. Its only cocaine which is my main worry as I use that sometimes and would sooner pay a high price for quality than buy a gram for 30 pounds which you know is very weak.
Lab tests are great, but I think the EZ tests are pretty good and if buying off a new vendor I would EZ test cocaine or MDMA.
I'm acually a reseller for EZ tests :), anyone with a ordinary website can become one. I'd like to sell them here also but not sure if the profit margin would be enough to justify the vendor fee. A friend runs a head shop so I could sell a few things maybe.
Well, a girl has to have dreams!