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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: super-silk-woman on April 20, 2013, 06:40 am

Title: What to do if a Polock throws a hand grenade at you
Post by: super-silk-woman on April 20, 2013, 06:40 am
Pull the pin and throw it back.

So im at my 49th post and my next is the big 50 and I didnt do any spam to 50 or even post anything that didnt have to do with security or BTC or some SR related subject. SO I thought I would end with a joke topic. I am human and do have a good sense of humor. Im not going to reveal too much about myself but I CAN make Polish jokes. Just like only African Americans can call each other the N word.

With that in mind if you CAN make a good joke make one.If its lame start your own god damn topic!
Title: Re: What to do if a Polock throws a hand grenade at you
Post by: Park Parkers on April 20, 2013, 06:43 am
Nigga please.


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

FO DRIZZLE
Title: Re: What to do if a Polock throws a hand grenade at you
Post by: Park Parkers on April 20, 2013, 06:47 am
Why don't people like nosy chiles?

CUZ THEY GET JALAPENO BIZNESS
Title: Re: What to do if a Polock throws a hand grenade at you
Post by: pharmerbrown3 on April 20, 2013, 06:57 am
A priest, a rabbi and a iguana all walk into a bar.  Roses are red, violets are blue, yada yada yada, potato.
Title: Re: What to do if a Polock throws a hand grenade at you
Post by: Park Parkers on April 20, 2013, 07:01 am
What’s green and smells like pork?

Kermit’s fingers.
Title: Re: What to do if a Polock throws a hand grenade at you
Post by: Park Parkers on April 20, 2013, 07:17 am
How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!
Title: Re: What to do if a Polock throws a hand grenade at you
Post by: GaryBusey on April 20, 2013, 07:19 am
A priest, a child molester and a rapist enter a bar..

He orders a drink..

 8)
Title: Re: What to do if a Polock throws a hand grenade at you
Post by: Park Parkers on April 20, 2013, 07:24 am
An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "SUPER PUSSY!!!"


"I'll have the soup."

Title: Re: What to do if a Polock throws a hand grenade at you
Post by: super-silk-woman on April 20, 2013, 08:38 am
A husband determined to get his wife to have sex with him devised a way to communicate when she was in the mood. He told her "when you want to have sex pull on my penis one time. If you dont want to have sex pull on my penis 100 times"