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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: ST Eggs on April 17, 2013, 07:53 pm

Title: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on April 17, 2013, 07:53 pm
I'm trying to gauge the interest of sea turtle eggs before I bring high quality eggs to the market.  Who's interested?
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on April 17, 2013, 08:02 pm
They are very fresh. I collect them from the beach at night.
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Post by: tragicallyhip on April 17, 2013, 08:15 pm
Serious?
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Post by: wwizard on April 17, 2013, 08:18 pm
Are those eggs made to have sea turtles or are they non fertilized eggs? What other eggs would you be offering?
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Post by: tragicallyhip on April 17, 2013, 08:20 pm
How would you ship the eggs ? O.o
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Post by: Tellemetree on April 17, 2013, 08:22 pm
Can I buy four, incubate them, hatch them and raise them to be ninja's and give them names of renaissance artists?
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on April 17, 2013, 08:34 pm
Serious?
Very serious.
Are those eggs made to have sea turtles or are they non fertilized eggs? What other eggs would you be offering?
I only have sea turtle eggs available.
How would you ship the eggs ? O.o
I have had very few mishaps over the last year. I have been shipping sea turtle eggs through USPS for almost a year. The eggs are very viable after shipping. Please see this link in which the turtle eggs have been shipped in the past. - http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123216650
Can I buy four, incubate them, hatch them and raise them to be ninja's and give them names of renaissance artists?
I might offer 4 as a sample but I usually sell 10 or more at a time. You can hatch them. You can name them whatever you like. Many of my customers eat the eggs.
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Post by: MeowFlakes on April 17, 2013, 08:55 pm
Best thread of the day

I always wanted a turtle, but it's too much money for the tanks and warmers and maintenance
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Post by: Tellemetree on April 17, 2013, 09:05 pm
If I can't get just four and they won't eventually be teenage mutant ninja turtles, I don't see the point.

Sry.
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: jokersmoker19901217 on April 17, 2013, 09:14 pm
Are they legal to sell Any where? And ofcouese you could train them to be ninjas while there teenagers but you would have to supply the "mutant" part and the giant rat to train them
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Post by: TryItOnce on April 17, 2013, 09:22 pm
Splinter? Is that you?
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: MeowFlakes on April 17, 2013, 09:26 pm
Are they legal to sell Any where? And ofcouese you could train them to be ninjas while there teenagers but you would have to supply the "mutant" part and the giant rat to train them

Once a vendor starts selling Mutant Ooze, I am in for sure
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on April 17, 2013, 09:38 pm
:D I get the cartoon jokes. All jokes aside, is anyone interested?
Are they legal to sell Any where?
Costa Rica. They have been collecting, selling, and eating the first wave of sea turtle eggs since the 1980s.  Very legal and very delicious :)
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on June 08, 2013, 04:29 am
I don't want to pay $500 if I am not going to making any sales. Is there any interest in sea turtle eggs here?
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Post by: changeling123 on June 08, 2013, 04:39 am
I love your avatar.

How about them prices? shipping - Americas only or international?

You should first find a way to get high on those. Maybe then more users would show interest. C;



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#1 sea turtle egg vendor

:D :D :D
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on June 08, 2013, 04:46 am
I love your avatar.

How about them prices? shipping - Americas only or international?

You should first find a way to get high on those. Maybe then more users would show interest. C;



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#1 sea turtle egg vendor

:D :D :D
Thank you! I have never shipped international so I will only be shipping within the USA. You cannot get high from them as far as I am aware but they are delicious and you can also hatch them. I charge $84 for a dozen eggs plus $19 for overnight shipping.
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: piratesam on June 08, 2013, 04:47 am
I hope to fuck that you at least leave a couple eggs so the race doesn't go extinct. I can tolerate a bunch of BS but abuse of animals and aiding the extinction is a breed is something I refuse to except. You Sir have pissed me off now. Good day, and burn in hell for making turtles go extinct. Even the people on the YNC would agree, kidnap all the human babies you want, but leave the innocent animals alone.

You struck a quiet the nerve with me boi-o. GOOD DAY!
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Post by: Jack N Hoff on June 08, 2013, 04:51 am
I like turtles
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Post by: Devil1 on June 08, 2013, 04:57 am
Ive actually heard good money can be made from these.  this might not be the best place to take that plunge though.  dunno?
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Post by: Gaucho on June 08, 2013, 05:30 am
This is a very interesting concept, however I can't see myself purchasing sea turtles. Still though I love the fact that this can happen.
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Post by: piratesam on June 09, 2013, 12:50 am
 I repent my prior comment. I jumped the gun and got pissed off. I guess it's alright so long as some are being raised. How much you wana bet it's them damn Asians eating all them. Still, I like turtles and it would be cool to raise some. Alas It is to big a responsibility for me. Seriously though, don't make them oh so human mistake of wiping the turtles out from the beach.

I love asians...
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: imghost9 on June 09, 2013, 12:59 am
So In all honesty I have been looking for Sea turtle eggs, and the fact that your making a joke out of this has just earned you -1 Ass hat!
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Post by: whatsmyname on June 09, 2013, 01:02 am
I like sea turtle eggs

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Post by: smegheadrimmer on July 05, 2013, 02:33 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: heavyreader on July 05, 2013, 02:39 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.

did you hatch them and then realize that they were turkeys, or could you just tell by the flavour??
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: smegheadrimmer on July 05, 2013, 02:47 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.

did you hatch them and then realize that they were turkeys, or could you just tell by the flavour??

Both.
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on July 05, 2013, 02:50 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.

He's lying.  Turkey eggs do not look like sea turtle eggs!
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: heavyreader on July 05, 2013, 02:51 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.

did you hatch them and then realize that they were turkeys, or could you just tell by the flavour??

Both.

omfg this thread is too much

did you take it to the resolution center??  and provide photos of said hatchlings??  that should've been enough to get yr hard-earned coins back..
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: heavyreader on July 05, 2013, 02:57 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.

He's lying.  Turkey eggs do not look like sea turtle eggs!

i've just run an independent and scrutinizing forensic analysis on both the turkey and turtle egg via expert visual assessment and have come to the same conclusion.. 

they do look different
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: Lorimer on July 05, 2013, 03:01 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.

This is why everyone needs to check out my listing for turtle egg reagent test kits. 
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: heavyreader on July 05, 2013, 03:14 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.

This is why everyone needs to check out my listing for turtle egg reagent test kits. 

better to be safe than sorry!
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: smegheadrimmer on July 05, 2013, 03:39 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.

He's lying.  Turkey eggs do not look like sea turtle eggs!

i've just run an independent and scrutinizing forensic analysis on both the turkey and turtle egg via expert visual assessment and have come to the same conclusion.. 

they do look different

Whatever.My adventurous eaters club was way too exited for proper visual assessment. Also nervous of a CD.  A lot of them can't even see very well anymore.Can you blame us?
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: smegheadrimmer on July 05, 2013, 03:42 am
I recognize that writing style.This is Seaggles i was scammed by him last month! Do not buy they are nothing but turkey eggs which look a lot like turtles eggs but as with all things Turkey they are imitating something else.

This is why everyone needs to check out my listing for turtle egg reagent test kits.

Im surprised turkey products aren't more of a problem on the road. Know i know why research research.
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on July 07, 2013, 02:37 am
I will have full escrow for the customer's protection. Anyone interested?
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: William Wallace on July 07, 2013, 03:14 am
No, I'm NOT interested. Ever wonder WHY you find them on the beach? BECAUSE SOME MOTHER TURTLE LAID THEM THERE TO HATCH AND PROPAGATE THE SPECIES!!

Leave the turtles alone for fuck sakes. It's hard enough for them to get to the water with all the other predators and Asian people out there trying to pluck their eyeballs out and eat their ground up penises.
 Find some weed or something else to satisfy your entrepreneurial spirit. Better yet, find some of that good South American coke. Then you might generate some interest.



Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: spunky on July 07, 2013, 03:25 am
Too fucking funny!!   ;D   
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: keysoflight on July 08, 2013, 12:25 am
100% interested if legit
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on July 08, 2013, 12:36 am
100% interested if legit

I need 9 more people interested and I will pay the vendor bond.
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: ST Eggs on July 13, 2013, 06:36 pm
Anyone else?
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Post by: Philfry on July 13, 2013, 07:03 pm
But don't they need salt water?
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: wwizard on July 15, 2013, 10:12 am
How much would they cost? I'm interested..
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Post by: keysoflight on July 18, 2013, 07:15 am
really? no one else knows how awesome st eggs are? youre all pawns and prawns. jesus gimme the eggies
Title: Re: Offering a new product of highest quality
Post by: jampants on July 18, 2013, 08:14 am
nice concept for a scam, but no cigar