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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: tofuu on August 31, 2011, 11:05 am
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Dealers in real life always seem to be the most paranoid people I've ever been around and I've had fun toying with their fear in the past.... "Dude, that same car with two-people is still outside your place this week again..." or pretending to hear some high pitched noise in their place that they can't seem to hear or something else...
This post is just for fun, please don't slam me about the dangers of messing with people and I know the chances dealers are taking are serious, but I was wondering if anyone had any good stories about messing with really paranoid people just for fun? It's all about perspective sometimes...
"hey man, I don't think you're being paranoid enough!"
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Haha erm No! :o
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thats kinda sadic.
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Erm.. Non constructive and stupid. A smart business would never deal with you.
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...you guys really don't get the perspective part... I'm a dealers best customer, I have money and never need anything "up front" or whatever.... you have to be able to see the comedy in life where it really is... Paranoid people just think the world is out to get them and everyone and everything is a trap... sometimes it's not really like that.... maybe sometimes it is, but if someone is really over the edge for no reason, it gets funny. I've literally stripped down to nothing before in front of a paranoid dealer because he thought I was wearing a wire, but like I said I'm always the dealers best customer.... lots of cash and willing to pay and quiet as hell. I've never dealt, because I don't want to deal with the problems, but when dealers get to know me, they love me. I also usually tell them in the end I'm just messing with them and it always works out.
I guess I'm the only one out there that can see the comedy in something like this, so I guess it is me! Sorry to offend you guys, but I've been told all my life I see things different then most people and really paranoid people for no reason can be very entertaining to me...it's all perspective! Please - don't hate - I don't mean to make fun of people, I just see humor where others might not... I know a serious situation from one that's not real and if someone is really over the edge, I know to keep it straight and quick and not make jokes.
just wondering if anyone else had some of the same perspective...
Peace & Love & all that... I really have never hurt anyone and never caused any real problems, but I also like to have a little fun sometimes...
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Ahahaha, I've never fucked with my dealer, but she wasn't really too paranoid. I've fucked with friends of mine like that though! When one of my friends has been up for a few nights, he was always really paranoid and easily angered. We'd be getting ready to hit a bowl of meth and I'd say "Wait, did you hear that?" or something, and he would have a heart attack! He would get so pissed off when I would do stuff like that to him, lmao! I'd also glance outside and say "LOOK!" and sometimes he would just run to his bedroom and lock the door! It's fun messing with friends.. Lol
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...you guys really don't get the perspective part... I'm a dealers best customer, I have money and never need anything "up front" or whatever.... you have to be able to see the comedy in life where it really is... Paranoid people just think the world is out to get them and everyone and everything is a trap... sometimes it's not really like that.... maybe sometimes it is, but if someone is really over the edge for no reason, it gets funny. I've literally stripped down to nothing before in front of a paranoid dealer because he thought I was wearing a wire, but like I said I'm always the dealers best customer.... lots of cash and willing to pay and quiet as hell. I've never dealt, because I don't want to deal with the problems, but when dealers get to know me, they love me. I also usually tell them in the end I'm just messing with them and it always works out.
I guess I'm the only one out there that can see the comedy in something like this, so I guess it is me! Sorry to offend you guys, but I've been told all my life I see things different then most people and really paranoid people for no reason can be very entertaining to me...it's all perspective! Please - don't hate - I don't mean to make fun of people, I just see humor where others might not... I know a serious situation from one that's not real and if someone is really over the edge, I know to keep it straight and quick and not make jokes.
just wondering if anyone else had some of the same perspective...
Peace & Love & all that... I really have never hurt anyone and never caused any real problems, but I also like to have a little fun sometimes...
Its not a bad thing, its just sadic! When I'm in a fight, i like to be hurt, it makes me fee lgood and want to fight even more. Thats sadic too.
Anyway, imagine if you have a social disorder of being in crowds, and your friends start messing with you because of that. You dont like having that disorder, but you cant do nothing against it. I dont think you would feel confortable with that..
But, in other perspective, if you have that disorder, and your friend have fun with you, to help you see that its just a paranoid thing from your head, that would make you feel good, and have fun. Its a matter of how you do things.
Peace and love
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Sorry for my brash comment. No hard feelings man!
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If you thread people who become paranoid on psychedelics you are an asshole :P
Fucking with people with the kind of 3 days meth binge paranoia can be dangerous :D trust me ^^
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nah man,
objectively, I can see how that could be funny to some folks -
but that's just kinda fucked up in my book...
every man needs a code.