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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: The Consultant on November 05, 2012, 11:43 pm

Title: Criminal Consulting
Post by: The Consultant on November 05, 2012, 11:43 pm
Hey there Silk Road!

I'm The Consultant, and that's just what I plan to be. I'm not a seller yet but I want to know if you're interested in my service before I go any further. My specialty is thinking, contemplation, and analysis. Therefore my service is doing that for you, for basically anything. The main one I have in mind though, is crime.

If you've got a crime in mind but no idea how to carry it out, or you want some advice, come to me! I'll sort you out. Any crime you need done, I'll tell you how, and I'll see about putting you in contact with people to help you... with the hands-on work, if required.

Crime isn't all though, I'm also open to consulting you on pretty much anything. Anonymous, of course, I don't want to be creeping your life or anything, but I'm happy to help someone in need of some counseling or whatever. I'm a good person to talk to, honest; I can't count how many people I've talked out of suicide for goodness sake.

Why crime then? I'm bored. Bored bored bored and life as it is isn't interesting enough and I'm not going to commit crime myself but I definitely have the mind for it. So instead, I can help you commit yours.


What do you think, sound like something you'd buy in to? It would be free at first, of course, but after that I'd charge for it.
Let me know what you think! Thanks a lot. :)

- The Consultant
Title: Re: New Service - Gauging Interest
Post by: jonesycat on November 06, 2012, 12:08 am
This would be awesome if you had, like, credentials & could prove you weren't LEO.

One REALLY need way to get cred super fast would be to do both of these in your next post... go.
Title: Re: New Service - Gauging Interest
Post by: The Consultant on November 06, 2012, 03:11 am
The only way to prove that would be to reveal my identity, ruining the premise of my concept.
Then again, what does the first buyer of drugs from a dealer on Silk Road have? Nothing.

My credentials are my intellect and drive to not be bored.
I'm not a Law Enforcement Officer because frankly I won't be asking for identifying information.
You run the risk of revealing yourself when you make a stupid mistake, and it winds up being at your expense.

How does one party in a two-party anonymity agreement expect to be able to prove anything? It's a risk your run really. I could say the same. Any client could be LEO, but I won't put myself on the line and I won't have others put on the line.

My goal is to help you, not get you chained up.
My target business is helping people break the law.

There's an informant in every cartel, a rat in every gang, and a snitch in every prison.
Illegality will trump, and the only way law will triumph is if it becomes as corrupt and terrible as criminals. (See SS - Nazi Germany)

Just saying.

- The Consultant