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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Manteca on April 16, 2012, 05:39 pm

Title: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: Manteca on April 16, 2012, 05:39 pm
Hey everyone!   This is my first vendor thread so please stick with me -- we're gonna see how this rides.  I'm a first time caller but long time listener to the SR.  I'm proud just to be a part of the great experiment that we find ourselves in.  Hopefully I don't lose my shirt to it.  Every order I've got up includes ground shipping, though you're always free to choose another method.  If you bundle items then you save on shipping.  I would really love it if you guys could enjoy my products!

My first menu will include bud and edibles.  All products are TOP SHELF and always 100% organic, co-op made and the fairest of trade.  I'm currently offering:

Flowers: 1g/$25, 2g/$35, 7g/$95
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Grape Ape  --  A wonderful indica, perfect for relaxing after a long day.   Smells like dank, stinky candy. 
 
Edibles:  1/$15, 4/$50
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Chocolate Cherry Hash Cups -- One third of a gram of Grape Ape Bubble hash and dried cherries in a lovely dark chocolate  cup.  All tied together with a flower-infused creme so that it tastes so much like weed the previous ingredients are practically not there.  Incredibly relaxing!  Perfect medicine for frustrations, aches and pains, or anything else the world does to rough you up.  Very effective for menstruation pains.

Blackberry Hash Ducks -- More than a third of a gram of Hindu Skunk bubble hash put inside of a chocolate duck.  Don't worry, he was dead before I found him.  I also put some marijuana creme and back berries inside this very duck.  He will be missed by his family but greatly enjoyed by yourself when he's getting you high as fuck.

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Let me know what you guys think!  I love to make my customers as happy as possible.  Once I get just two measly replies I'll start giving out samples through a simple 24hr lotto.  I know that's all you animals want anyway!


--Manteca
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: binhaixinqu on April 16, 2012, 06:29 pm
Dayum......those edibles sound ridiculously awesome!
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: theshowcase on April 16, 2012, 07:10 pm
Alriiigh, get that lotto going. I'll probably pay attention to this thread to see where it goes but I'd be hesitant to place the first order.
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: qwerfdsa on April 16, 2012, 07:28 pm
Might want to rethink a lotto right out the gates - the community general views that as a shortcut methods of building up transactions/feedback.

Products sound nice, welcome!
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: Auguest West on April 16, 2012, 07:42 pm
shit yeah, those sound like some of the most awesome tasting things ever, id even eat em without the thc :p 

seriously if ya need someone to sample and write a review plz hit me up, these sound to good to be true!
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: Manteca on April 16, 2012, 07:56 pm
Might want to rethink a lotto right out the gates - the community general views that as a shortcut methods of building up transactions/feedback.

Products sound nice, welcome!

Well we have to all get introduced to each other somehow.  Why make somebody take a leap of faith for me?  I just have to find someone to send something to...

The lotto will be a simple numbers game, 1-100.  Pick only ONE number please.  One lucky winner will get two grams of Grape Ape for free, shipping included, the other will get a delicious hash duckling! 

Only 24 hours to get your numbers in.  If nobody picks the correct number, I'll just pick someone out of the thread at random...

GO!
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: qwerfdsa on April 16, 2012, 08:15 pm
Might want to rethink a lotto right out the gates - the community general views that as a shortcut methods of building up transactions/feedback.

Products sound nice, welcome!

Well we have to all get introduced to each other somehow.  Why make somebody take a leap of faith for me?  I just have to find someone to send something to...

The lotto will be a simple numbers game, 1-100.  Pick only ONE number please.  One lucky winner will get two grams of Grape Ape for free, shipping included, the other will get a delicious hash duckling! 

Only 24 hours to get your numbers in.  If nobody picks the correct number, I'll just pick someone out of the thread at random...

GO!

There are plenty of reputable members of the community that would definitely give you great, honest overall feedback of their experience with you if you sent them a sample.

Check out the Good Cannabis Vendor Review thread for some people.

Off the top of my head: uniwiz, Redforeva, nomad bloodbath.
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: theshowcase on April 17, 2012, 04:49 am
Might want to rethink a lotto right out the gates - the community general views that as a shortcut methods of building up transactions/feedback.

Products sound nice, welcome!

Well we have to all get introduced to each other somehow.  Why make somebody take a leap of faith for me?  I just have to find someone to send something to...

The lotto will be a simple numbers game, 1-100.  Pick only ONE number please.  One lucky winner will get two grams of Grape Ape for free, shipping included, the other will get a delicious hash duckling! 

Only 24 hours to get your numbers in.  If nobody picks the correct number, I'll just pick someone out of the thread at random...

GO!

I am gonna cut right to the chase after I exhale this cigarette and SAY 23!!! MY NUMBER IS 23 BRO!!!!

Ahem.

With that said, I will set sail into the horizon on this here humpback whale and if I lose this lottery I will never come back.

BUT

when I do come back, and if I find out I did not win, everybody best bust out their umbrellas because da doodoo is gon hit da fan.

jk idc. but a win for me means a win for all of us

later.

Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: simplyanon on April 17, 2012, 06:44 am
Come on number 42!    (0)

If I win I love you forever. Newly single :/ and been tokin allllll dayyyyy. Had an 1/8 of nugz sour D left and now im high as shit and rambling on in some random thread because the OP mentioned ducks. I like ducks. :D

Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: binhaixinqu on April 17, 2012, 11:02 am
88!

The hash cup sounds fucking delicious
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: greatgreatgrandpa on April 17, 2012, 11:58 am
46 days and the coal ran out, soooooo....



46 bongdudebrah
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: jmoney113 on April 17, 2012, 02:42 pm
69

And do you actually use/make weed saturated manteca? That would actually not be a bad idea at all...
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: qwerfdsa on April 17, 2012, 05:04 pm
Ah jeez - sorry Manteca.  I should learn to read.

I thought you were doing a lotto that people had to pay into.

My guess is going to be 19.

If I win, you'll get yourself a nice [honest] review of communication, shipping/packing and product [along with pics for the community].

Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: uniwiz on April 17, 2012, 10:38 pm
Q,
I never take free samples, I always buy something. If they give me samples after I buy, thats cool.
I really had it trying new vendors. Just feel like I'm taking too many risks.
Such as how do I know there is no cross contamination?
Now Mr Drank is rated 95, I trust nothing, he is right everyone including DPR are LE.
However the "wine collection" is looking nice ;)
Thanks for the recommend.

Manteca,

I see that Gape Ape, if you check out, I would like lots of it.
2 grams is a joint for me.

Welcome you come at a nice time.
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: SolidRain on April 17, 2012, 11:47 pm
From one pot vendor to another, welcome to the Road Manteca, may you prosper bro.

~Peace
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: qwerfdsa on April 18, 2012, 12:25 am
Q,
I never take free samples, I always buy something. If they give me samples after I buy, thats cool.
I really had it trying new vendors. Just feel like I'm taking too many risks.
Such as how do I know there is no cross contamination?
Now Mr Drank is rated 95, I trust nothing, he is right everyone including DPR are LE.
However the "wine collection" is looking nice ;)
Thanks for the recommend.

uni - I'll remember that!  And good point - lots of sketchy happenings going down.
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: CT on April 18, 2012, 12:42 am
Don't think edibles are good to order,during the summer,do to degradation.
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: SolidRain on April 18, 2012, 02:30 am
Don't think edibles are good to order,during the summer,do to degradation.

Dry Ice, the only way to roll.
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: Manteca on April 18, 2012, 06:29 am
What a thrilling lotto!  Edge-of-my-seat action around every post! 

The winners are JMoney113, with a correct answer of 69, and greatgreatgrandpa with 46 and the phish reference.  Since 69 was an actually correct answer, JMoney gets first dibs on the choice of flowers or chocolate.  Grandpa will get the filthy scraps of whats left.  Because of folks' shaky dispositions around here, I'll let both of them claim their prizes via PM, either here or on the site.  Hope to hear from you guys!
Title: Re: New Vendor - Manteca (Weed & Edibles)
Post by: cbk on April 18, 2012, 09:30 pm
Wow, those edibles sound DELICIOUS! A purchase in the future for sure.