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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Haizenberg on January 25, 2013, 07:00 pm

Title: Funny jokes topic - Post funny stuff
Post by: Haizenberg on January 25, 2013, 07:00 pm
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a good living."
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Post by: RosesGarden on January 25, 2013, 07:07 pm
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own???

<3 Rose <3
Title: Re: Funny jokes topic - Post funny stuff
Post by: Haizenberg on January 25, 2013, 07:09 pm
i didnt get it
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Post by: redcube1 on January 25, 2013, 07:18 pm
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a good living."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own???

<3 Rose <3
Me no understand!
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Post by: RosesGarden on January 25, 2013, 07:19 pm
Forgot the punch line:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own???

He was two tired!
 :D

<3 Rose <3
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Post by: lkvizz on January 25, 2013, 07:23 pm
have nothing funny to share just wanted to thank you guys for cracking me up on this cold gloomy day, keep it going! hehehehehhuehueuhhuhue!
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Post by: C20H25N3O on January 25, 2013, 09:10 pm

I have 1,5 BTC . In one year i am gonna be rich lol
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Post by: camomug on January 25, 2013, 10:49 pm
What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!
harharhar
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Post by: Ѕpongebоb on April 19, 2013, 06:28 am
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Post by: Ѕpongebоb on April 19, 2013, 06:37 am
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Post by: saddamwhosane on April 19, 2013, 06:38 am
A dog limps in to a saloon, and says "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw!"
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Post by: saddamwhosane on April 19, 2013, 07:49 am
Lester Moore was a Wells Fargo Co. station agent, and is buried at Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:

His Epitaph:

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No More.
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In a Georgia cemetery
"I told you I was sick!"
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Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.