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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: PartialRefraction on December 24, 2011, 07:49 am
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Hey I was wondering if anyone here was willing of giving up thier soul or any other higher dimensional objects for riches of this life? I am in contact with a few "demons" (which is a bad English translation) but I can offer a good deal on souls especially if you strongly believe in something (look beyond this life). Let me know if there is any demand. Would really want to traffic higher dimensional objects, so much more demand from other lifeforms.
Kind regards. <3
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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ABSOLUTELY!
You can buy my soul.
Let me know your offer, and I'll get back to you.
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Yes, I am interested. I have a very clean soul. I have been vegan from birth (apart from mothers milk of course), I have never purposely killed any living creature in my entire life, I have always been caring and kind to the best of my capabilities, I have no enemies and I have never treated anyone in a way that I wouldn't want others to treat me. In other words, I have a AAA+ grade soul. What are you offering?
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The above soul is clearly regs at best from the word on the street. The real question is whether you're willing to go in escrow?
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i will send you a part of my soul in a sealed, vacuum packed jar for 3000 BTC
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Yep no problem, give me just 100$ and you can take my soul... I'm sure you can miraculously take it thru your computer... Out of Escrow by the way :-)
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I've got an extra soul that I picked up about 10 years ago. It is an Indian soul from a gentleman named "Kunal" and is about 28 years old, I reckon. I have a signed piece of paper which is protected by a layer of packing tape.
I would be very hesitant to part with it, but would consider a generous offer. let me know!
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What kind of price are you willing to pay?
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Yeah, how much you willing to pay ?
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Okay there is a type of "escrow" persay, but you have to swear by it (break bread, drink water kind of deal by the "olden times"). If you are lying the "demon" will know. And there WILL be a "shit storm" your way. I am offering anything under world leadership (ie. mansion, wife, money...) I am waiting for a VERY clean soul for the whole world domination thing.... Christians, Muslims will know him by the false messiah or antichrist... but Jews will look at him as the messiah.... for that I need ATLEAST 22-23 "imperfect" souls.
You will in essence will be binded to a "blood contract" for all eternity. Even if all your deeds are good they will be nullified, just so you people know what you are getting into. Let me know if you are still interested.
As for spacewasp I am more i interested in you... it is really ALOT easier to bargen someone else s soul than your own. Describe the characteristics of the individual if you can. What was the condition they gave up their soul for?
I'll cut to the chase I need atleast 5 people to sigh an agreement to give up their soul for "so and so" before I will take my time to meet a "demon" with such an offer. This kind of shit is terrifying and you have no idea what kind of stress it involves on the body.... my sex drive will almost be gone. So please be courteous or I will not consider your request. I NEED your STRONGEST WORD!
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And you all will be damned... so I cannot offer you salvation only brief enjoyment. Max probably about 120 years on this planet. And you WILL be brought to the worst of torments.
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Not interested in immediacy, I need long term sources.
Bulk deals??!!
Damnation not an issue
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I am a demon and I was looking for a bulk soul buy, I have all those mortal desires of yours on hand. Message me if you're interested. And you might be asking yourself, why is a demon hanging out on Silkroad? It's the drugs, earthly drugs are far superior to their supernatural counterparts.
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Mine has been lab tested at 99% souligrams purity. No cutting agents, no bullshit.
Goes best with a 6 parts heroin, 4 parts cocaine ;)
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Wait a minute... we don't get paid until AFTER the world has been conquered?
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LoL...
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What kind of other higher-dimensional objects do you accept? I'm quite attached to my soul, you see.
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Well, I'll be damned. I just so happen to have a bunch of tesseracts lying around gathering extradimensional dust. What an opportunity! Surely this is providence, as they say.
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Just like the original Silk Road, the connection of 2 worlds achieved. It was east meats west back then
Nowadays, its this dimension and that dimension. We'v got what you desire, wtf you got, damnation sounds like the brown acid trip
Silk Road what a grand human idea
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I have a canker sore I could offer... and a slightly swollen hemorrhoid.
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He'll probably offer free gummy "earthly pleasures", no one will get them, except Mambo who will refuse to try his until January...
Seriously, great thread. And by great I mean ZOMGLMFAO.
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Why does it take 22-23 imperfect souls to make a perfect soul? You just put them in a blender?
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Do you accept souls that come in gummy star form?
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PartialRefraction, I'm curious if you could educate us on these demons and their role in our world and the extra-dimensional realm. I'll admit I'm quite ignorant when it comes to things of this nature.
PS I love all of the gummy stars jokes haha
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He'll probably offer free gummy "earthly pleasures", no one will get them, except Mambo who will refuse to try his until January...
Seriously, great thread. And by great I mean ZOMGLMFAO.
lololololololololololololololololol
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What kind of prices are you willing to pay? I've got this perfectly good soul just sitting here that isn't being put to any use.
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Well these "demons" as the English say, are extra-dimensional beings that are not composed of full atoms like most "things" we come in contact with, excluding photons, and a few other "bull-shit particles" (which it would an in-affective use of my time to go into.) They are to my understanding limited to this and the lower dimensions (which is in some instances to a greater advantage than us humans). As we are only able to "truly" experience one point of reference going into another one (1+0.ω)[I don't know if anyone is antiquated with ordinals.I was just trying to say that it could be a variety of different decimals depending on the individual. I'd rather be safe than to not include it.).{Like a '3-demensional frame' going to a different point acquiring "controlled changes" ["4th dimension"]... really bad way of saying it, so its a kinda-sorta}: Where as "demons" are able to "experience" that reference point and below, above 0. So they are able to experience below 4.ω, we are only able to perceive the point or (dimension)4.ω. So in total they would experience ((3.ω)-(0.00...∞...1)[smallest number greater than 0]) reference points(dimensions); so atleast 3.
I personally like the Arabic name for these "demons", which is Jinn, or Jinni. There are old Persian folklore stores of encounters of these Jinni. But alot of the stories they grant a certain "request" or "wish". The English made a few stories of their own based off these stories and made movies. Although I don't like the way the English made it "3 wishes", most times than not they only grant "1 wish". But these Jinn, like us humans aren't all bad. They like humans have "free-choice"(that's a bad way to put it"), so you will find both good and evil among them. But you will find many of them having a strong dislike towards humans in general(you can relate this to racism;they feel since they were around before us humans.... that they are more superior to us). They live in their own communities, but some wonder out... they do not have a finite physical shape. But they can arrange their partials to appear as a *Any noun*, to us humans. Due to our limited perception, it isn't too difficult of a task. Or they can appear "invisible".
But even with theirs and ours limited perception... our base essence is composed of more dimensions than we can personally comprehend.
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tubeular... I couldn't agree with you more :)
ExtraSheets... you get your payment as soon as possible. Your soul will not be bound until all terms of "The contract" have been met, ie. you receive your request.
subtlety... wait I don't understand if your offering bulk deals on souls or requesting them. I'm offering "requests" for desires. Because I cannot understand how a human with its limited life span could have a decent supply of souls. But if you want to elaborate please PM me.
KCKC... PM if you are serious. I would like to ask you a few questions...
tommyv... there is no English name for the other higher-dimensional objects I'd be interested in. You probably wouldn't be familiar with them. But come on this is Earth... collect what you can of value from this planet while you can. It won't be around much longer.
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Anyone who is serious about forming a contract please PM me... we will talk. Only looking for those committed. If you waste my time with an illegitimate offer and I go and try to bargain it.... It will be one of the last things you do.
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Death to all who oppose me!
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I'll up my offer by one more canker sore.
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Anyone who believes this is an idiot. Anyone with an IQ above single digits knows you can't possibly guarantee soul transfer over the internet. You need to physically touch the donor during the transfer, anything less is a SCAM.
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Oh OK I must be out of the game worse than I realised. Back when I was dealing in souls it was still futuristic fantasy stuff to use Ethernet. Kinda like hover boards and teleporters. I guess some clever cookie must have cracked the global Ethernet key and hacked the firmware for more gigapixels... in which case I apologise, the thread starter might be legit after all.
Can you send me a soul as a sample? What kind of Ethernet adapter will I need?
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outbacktrippin is an idiot with no experience and fucking no life. Seriously if your gonna bullshit do it somewhere else. You don't need to touch shit. Your gonna be on an eternal record.
PM me if your interested. I dont care if your IQ is as low as outbacktrippin, who is probably below 50. Fucking retard, he can go in the middle of any major city and suck dick for bellow $2.00. Great deal :p
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No one is going to give you their name or personal information though, so in what way do you plan on actually identifying your client to take them to the eternal road?
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We passed upon the stairs, we spoke of was and when. Although I wasn't then, he said I was his friend, which came as some surprise. I spoke into his eyes, "I thought you'd died alone a long, long time ago."
"Oh no, not me, I never lost control. You're face to face with the man who sold the world."
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Hi PartialRefraction,
This is all very interesting, can you suggest any books that delve into the processes/ideas you are describing here? Or did you come to these ideas on your own?
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outbacktrippin is an idiot with no experience and fucking no life. Seriously if your gonna bullshit do it somewhere else. You don't need to touch shit. Your gonna be on an eternal record.
PM me if your interested. I dont care if your IQ is as low as outbacktrippin, who is probably below 50. Fucking retard, he can go in the middle of any major city and suck dick for bellow $2.00. Great deal :p
Mate, I have been buying and selling souls for over 3,500 years across various reincarnations and past lives. I know what I'm talking about. You can't transfer a soul without physical contact with the flesh vessel. So before you make a bigger fool of yourself you should pack your scam up and admit you are just a heretic playing with fires he doesn't even remotely comprehend.
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quinone I don't require any name or personal information besides your "request".
theamnesiac your beautiful <3
GoodOmens go through loads of mainstream religious literature from atleast 1000 years or older, apocrypha, etc.. Alot of it will contradict itself, but you will find similarities in some of the stories. Find people who practice magic, you will find them weak and without a sex drive (a few of their signs).
outbacktrippin go jump in a kangaroo's pouch or something, retard. You havn't died once while on this planet yet, so what the fuck are you talking about? Guy if you are gonna continue to bullshit go somewhere else, or atleast make it funny.
PumpkinYeti you have a very critical mind, which should help you out alot in this world :)
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partialrefraction, my god will kick your demons ass.
i formally challenge your demon to a duel! if i win, i get a fiddle made of gold. deal?
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I broker in souls and I have around 6 clients with souls on the market. We are just waiting for a fair offer. What type of compensation would you be willing to offer for the souls? My clients will only accept a fair offer. These souls are 100% clean and thier have been no promises of ownership made to any other demons or other entities.
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alwaystrying who is your god? Cuz my Lord, is God, who created the universe and created us. These "demons" as you call them are only creations of His, and have no actual power(if your trying to look at it like that).
Lil Coner lol and who has ownership of these souls? Do the clients still have direct ownership of them?
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well your gods going to smite your ass for trying to make the souls he divinely created a commodity.
now what do you say? you want this duel or are your demons too scared to face me? you can send the golden fiddle to an impartial party and they'l hold it in escrow until we are done.
they sound like the lost souls of little girls.
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I broker in souls and I have around 6 clients with souls on the market.
I can vouch for Lil Coner. We've traded several souls over the years. I recall one particularly memorable exchange where one of the souls I was buying was from a gypsy who had stolen garlic bulbs from the Danish royal family. Of course this meant the soul had been cursed and reeked of the worst garlic body odour you've ever smelt in your life... but Lil Coner, total stand-up citizen and all round top person, threw in 6 cans of lavender air freshener and the soul of a retired soap maker without me even asking.
If anyone has souls to sell, I recommend selling to Lil Coner. Not this scammer "partialrefraction". You'll just get ripped off.
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alwaystrying I do not have time for your non-sense.
outbacktrippin you intrigue me with your spoken word of garlic. Most unclean does it make one to reek of it. Do you actually know something of value to me, or am I in vein hope. But I cannot rip one off with the contract I will make with them, it will be quite obvious why if you decide to make an agreement.