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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Emonkey on October 23, 2012, 02:06 pm
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New Vendor: Emonkey offers free to try XTC and 2C-B pills and fine Crystal MDMA
Emonkey: the monkey that went oneline!
I am new on the road and I thought about giving some free pills and crystals away first to start with.
Let's see if there is interest in:
<<< 5 Monkeys >>>
<<< 5 Ferrari's >>>
<<< 5 x 250 milligram of MDMA crystals >>>
<<< 5 x 3 2C-B pills of 6 milligram each >>>
Choose whatever you like. One each please. Its not much but its only 0.10$ including shipping!
When the free stuff has left the building my page goes active, for now its in stealth mode:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/4ef5547148
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thankss would love to give them a try.
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I'd like to sample, and I write very thorough reviews - check my posts out.
2C-Bs interest me - been a while since I've had some of those. The pills also sound good - do you know their MDMA content?
Message me if you need a tester / taster.
Cheers,
PTF
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I'd like to sample, and I write very thorough reviews - check my posts out.
2C-Bs interest me - been a while since I've had some of those. The pills also sound good - do you know their MDMA content?
Message me if you need a tester / taster.
Cheers,
PTF
The pill content is stated on the listings, I must say your MDMA looks great. Its also good to have competition... the space monkeys are a new addition on the pill scene also, great to see how they test out. The 2cb threshold dose is around 5mg, From Erwoid
Light
5 - 15 mg
Common
15 - 30 mg
Strong
25 - 50 mg
So I guess 3x would be a good dose, Hope everyone gives you a good detailed review on the quality of all your products, another dutch man entering the scene!
Good luck on your ventures ! Also the mis printed double score on the back of the space monkeys reminds me of the speaker presser :P
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Checking out your page now.
I don't mind paying for shipping.
+1
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Interested, PM'd
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The pill content is stated on the listings, I must say your MDMA looks great. Its also good to have competition... the space monkeys are a new addition on the pill scene also, great to see how they test out. The 2cb threshold dose is around 5mg, From Erwoid
Light
5 - 15 mg
Common
15 - 30 mg
Strong
25 - 50 mg
So I guess 3x would be a good dose, Hope everyone gives you a good detailed review on the quality of all your products, another dutch man entering the scene!
Not to be confused for some sales trick or monkey business but I must mention most of my friends and I never take more than two of these 2C-B pills at a time. These are certainly pretty accurate 6 milligrams 2C-B pills. My supplier said that you can't compare these with the powders. We have not been able to compare that ourselves here cause 2C-B powder is a rarity in my region, here it's only pills.. I'm far from a chemist, but maybe it has to do something with the active, working part in 2C-B or so. I realize that I should look this up cause I'm the seller now..
Good luck on your ventures ! Also the mis printed double score on the back of the space monkeys reminds me of the speaker presser :P
Thanks for your wishes! Pity for the mis print on the back indeed but besides that these monkeys are great! Says the monkey ;)
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I can't wait to try! I'll report back with a review.
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This looks awesome, if you still have any samples left I'd love to take you up on it!
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This looks awesome, if you still have any samples left I'd love to take you up on it!
I ran out of free Ferrari's and M Crystals but I have a couple of 2C-B and Space Monkeys left!
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Awesome,
thanks a bunch for this opportunity. I'll put up a fair review once they're here...
Best of luck with your new vendor account.
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Placed an order for a space monkey, I'll post a detailed review to whatever thread you prefer.
I hope my stats aren't an issue, if they are just cancel and my feelings won't be hurt.
EDIT: damn the space monkeys sold out as I was encrypting my message... ordered a 2C-B instead.
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All free try outs are sold out. Tomorrow the postman picks them up and the processing begins. Tomorrow afternoon I set my account in active mode and I will set the price of my listings.
Thank you all for the positive comments :)
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+1, welcome to road... ;D
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Made a couple of extra samples so I did not have to disappoint you. I am processing the last few now so that they too can go along with the post today. Meanwhile I have set my account in active mode and I set my prices: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/4ef5547148
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Placed an order yesterday.. I hope there was still something left for me. I am a new on SR, but probably will be an active member and will write an product review, if I was one of the lucky ones to get a sample.
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I for one love new vendors!
Are you still doing samples or full vending?
Also are what are the minimum orders?
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Made a couple of extra samples so I did not have to disappoint you. I am processing the last few now so that they too can go along with the post today. Meanwhile I have set my account in active mode and I set my prices: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/4ef5547148
will you offer bulk in the future?
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Placed an order yesterday.. I hope there was still something left for me. I am a new on SR, but probably will be an active member and will write an product review, if I was one of the lucky ones to get a sample.
Thanks, you were ;)
I for one love new vendors!
Are you still doing samples or full vending?
Also are what are the minimum orders?
Love you too I'm full vending now all the samples are on there way I expect the first ones to arrive the day after tomorrow. Minimum order is only for my 2C-B I set it to 3 pieces cause they are only 3.5$.
will you offer bulk in the future?
Pm me for price agreements I can make combo's too if you like. Don't expect very large amounts.
My page again: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/user/4ef5547148
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are you out of mdma samples monkey?
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Hey man,
I just checked out your active postings and was wondering if those pics are actually yours. Reason I'm asking is that the crystal looks more like MDMA should look rather than those baked and bound moonrocks everyone seems to think are the highest purity.
If so amma be ordering me some of that sugar for sure...
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Welcome! Your 2cb pill listing really interests me. i really like and respect how you tell the truth about how many mg are in them and price them accordingly. i will most definitely be ordering some in the future!
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are you out of mdma samples monkey?
Yes, all the free samples including the mdma have left the building..
Hey man,
I just checked out your active postings and was wondering if those pics are actually yours. Reason I'm asking is that the crystal looks more like MDMA should look rather than those baked and bound moonrocks everyone seems to think are the highest purity.
If so amma be ordering me some of that sugar for sure...
Yes, these pictures are most definitely mine! I pictured it on the backside of the drawer of my teak coffee table for the nice background. I held a table lamp on the lower right site to get the long shadow. The crystals are not Methamphetamine its pure MDMA of the highest purity. Wish I could provide in Meth, maybe hard to believe especially for you Americans but Mephamfetamine is not on the Dutch market att all. Here its Amphetamine witch is not nearly as strong.
Welcome! Your 2cb pill listing really interests me. i really like and respect how you tell the truth about how many mg are in them and price them accordingly. i will most definitely be ordering some in the future!
Thanks, great!
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Ah that's good news! Strangely enough a lot of people seem to think that "moonrocks" are the purest you get, which is humbug of course because mdma crystals can't crystallize like that.
I'll be sure to try out that sugar once the samples have arrived.
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Received my sample today! The finalize option is not available yet, so fast shipping indeed! The packaging was very good. And the Ferrari Shield looks like advertised. Nice solid press.
I performed a marquis test and the result is excellent. Will update when I've tried the pill.
Thanks Emonkey!
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I placed an order for a shield and a monkey.... I can't wait to try them! It's been years since I took any mdma. I'm glad to see that there are some good reviews popping up. I will review as soon as I've gotten mine and tested them out!
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Just checking in.
Got the gear today. Extremely well packaged...pro style.
They smell delicious. Very saffrole'y.
Will update after the weekend after giving them the EZTest -> Club - onto the old lady test run.
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fuck these reviews look good....
i'm missing out on so much because SR support is so backed up! :(
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recieved my package on friday, sorz bout the late review...
i managed to squeeze 4 good rolls out of this mdma sample, and i have to say i was pretty impressed :o all of it was done by dinner time yday but i was still rolling at 1am last night onit ;D
good big shards, superfast delivery, clean product, thanks emonkey i will definately be a return customer...
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Has anyone who has reported back about receiving their free samples been in the USA?
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Has anyone who has reported back about receiving their free samples been in the USA?
a little too soon dont cha thing?
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Maybe so. Mine has been in transit 3 days and i know it will take longer. It varies though wouldn't you agree? I have gotten stuff from that part of the world in just 4 days but there have been some reviews in and I was just wandering if any of those were for USA
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Had me two of them monkeys last night. There's not even a lot to write. Simply put, this is really proper gear. They smell awesome and the press looks really good, no hobby gear I presume.
Now, I personally have built a huge tolerance over the years, I can easily blow half a gram of crystal in one night. Hence, they felt a teensy bit lightweight to me, but I reckon a normal user that's less braindeath than I am would get a nice fat roll out of these.
Noteworthy: They delivery a really nice and mellow roll, nothing speedy at all and the clenching was marginal too.
Keep in mind, these aren't "put-you-on-the-ass-defqons", more something for a group convo or the missus if she's a bit on the lighter side. All in all good gear. JW recommends...
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Hi, E-Monkeys 2Cb arrived today, I must say very stealthy I liked it :)
I am happy that emonkey has correctly told the dosage of his pills, unlike most of the vendors on here who exaggerate, I will be taking the clovers this friday so will update from my report. Ive heard good things about them though so I am not doubting them one bit, Using a marquis they went to a light green, I will try and get a picture up soon. More to follow.
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Received my 2C-B clover to the southeast US in 7 days from ordering, 6 from shipping. Will probably test this coming weekend, but packaging is excellent and shipping time was fantastic.
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Got my sample roughly a week after marked in transit, delivered to the southern US. Haven't tried yet, but the packaging is pro and nicely stealthy. Am sure it's the real deal. Will post a review when I'm able to try it out (hopefully this weekend, but not 100% sure on that yet).
Thanks Emonkey!
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I got to give it up to Emonkey 5/5 all the way
The Farri Shields do feel like 200mg doses to me
The shipping was fast and stealthy it got here in 6
I'm rollin pretty hard off that one pill. I am at the 5 hour mark
Thank you Emonkey for letting me review your prouct 8)
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My 2C-B clovers arrived also (UK). Only took a few days. Well done e-monkey for the excellent stealth. All I'll say to people is, it's the kind of stealth which could be opened, given a cursory inspection, and customs would re-seal and send it on. One of the better stealth methods I've seen on the SR.
The 2C-B's look awesome, and I'm looking forward to trying them. Only thing is, that might not be for a couple of weeks as I'm down with the man-flu! I'll report back with a review. Sounds like the dose of these ones is a double drop, but I haven't done 2C-B in 5+ years, so might take one and follow up with the second 45-60 mins later for a more gradual onset.
Hope to see some other reviews here soon. The pills certainly sound v good!
cheers,
PTF
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If there are any more Samples going I would be happy to pay shipping. I have already purchased the 2C-B it would be the E Pills i would be interested in sampling. Will be ordering some more 2C-B from you soon. Well done Emonkey looking forward to future business as the 2C-B were awesome :)
CJ
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Good to hear the positive feedback on the 2C-B's cjjujitsu9. I've got 15 of those bad boys stashed for next weekend. Could you provide a more detailed review - dose, duration, experience, etc, etc. I'll send some karma your way.
Cheers,
PTF
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I'm not cjjujitsu9, but I'm answering anyway.
I am 6'1" 235 pounds, and have a high tolerance for drugs. I ate two of the Clovers. Never had 2C-B before except I ate a 20 mg capsule of Mahakala's and then somebody spiked my pop with a big xanax (VERY sensitive to benzos) and I fell asleep. Woke up with the baddest-ass afterglow ever though, so I KNEW I had to track down some more 2C-B.
45 minutes later, it hit me all at once. I said I felt like I could swim a lake, had to smoke a blunt to calm a bit. Once I did the euphoria kicked in, hard. Giggles. Strong erotic too, my dick was semi hard during the whole five hours plus without any stimulation of that sort. I reckon this material is orgy-tastic.
About three hours into the experience, the environment I was in turned sour. Arguing, death threats, the whole nine yards. Killed my buzz flat dead. I drove home feeling stone-cold sober. Got home, and laid down.
KABOOM, HERE COMES THE PSYCHEDELIC TRAIN. Not snorted NBOMe train (I literally experienced ego death in mid-footstep), but hit fast and hard just the same. Fierce giggles ensued.
Good afterglow too.
No real crazy visuals off of two, but it takes ALOT to cause me to see things. Three would cause some serious visuals I suspect.
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Great review RicFlair. Yea Emonkey has been a great vendor so far. I am going to try out some of his MDMA crystals and report back about the experience. ;D
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Ok... let me start by saying I ordered 4 of these 2cb pills from Emonkey which came in about 2 weeks to East Coast USA.
I had a chance to try these bad boys tonight and I am still tripping I don't know what the fuck is happening right now.
Ive never tried 2cb before and I popped 2 of these during a rave tonight.. After about an hr I felt slight Eupohria and a deeper appreciation of music.. But I wasn't satisfied so I popped another one and it seemed to give me a little bit of energy but I thought I guess that was the end of it. ... Rave ends and Im at home right now and Im wondering why the fuck everything looks so fucking cartoony?! It looks like the trees and the signs have been painted so vividly with oil pastels ... The letters on my screen keep getting bigger and smaller and my keyboard looks like a wave crashing on the beach constantly but Im still sitting here in complete awe of how I can see things like this with such clarity..... I don't even believe im making any sense and I'm sorry if this looks like mumbo jumbo but I had to post a trip report and I gotta say this shit is crayyyyyy.
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I finally got a chance to test the 2C-B's after emonkey sent me some free samples, and then I bought a few more.
Now, I actually think 810offsuit has written a better, more 'meaningful' review above, but I'll do my best to convey the experience. I had a BIG weekend, and consumed a variety of drugs, which I think dulls down the senses, and can interfere with a true 2C-B experience. Had a lot of drinks and a load of coke, then a few of us did a v good xtc pill. This overtook the coke and had us feeling nice and pilled up. After a couple more hours a few hands went up to try the 2C-Bs. Did one each, then as we felt we were just about feeling the first one (45 mins), we dropped another.
They definitely added a nice visual edge to the xtc, and our overall condition (very battered). I agree with 801offsuit's comment about everything looking quite cartoon like. I also experienced the inflating visual, where objects look like they're breathing in and out. I went for a walk in the morning (having been up all night) and it was quite intense walking past normal people on the street. Quite trippy and far too bright, and not really the place to be. Much better back at the house. I think at this stage sleep deprivation was also a factor and things were a bit all over the place! Great euphoria overall, but hard to pinpoint the source, as I'd consumed such a cocktail of narcs. Came down nicely with a little smoke of #3 heroin.
All up a great weekend, but paying for it today! Time for some wholesome living... until xmas / new year. Getting too old for this!
So, all up GET EMONKEYS 2C-B's! Great value, lovely looking tablets and definitely the REAL DEAL. Next time I do them will just be with an xtc pill. (Not all drunk and charged up on!)
Cheers,
PTF
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Tested my sample yellow monkey pill on the weekend! I thought I would try to do something a wee bit different for my review... having a decent MDMA tolerance, I took just half. Pretty thankful that I did, because I still had a fucking amazing roll, particularly long lasting for me too (effects lasted 5 hours). Full on wiggly vision, loving the fuck out of everything, chatting up a storm. Felt similar to 110 mgs of other high quality molly previously used. I highly recommend these pills, and was quite thrilled that I got such great results out of only half. Hats off Emonkey!!
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I ordered 3 grams of eMonkey's MDMA plus 10 of his 2-cb clovers.
Everything arrived in exactly one week to eastern Canada, which is far better than most NL vendors I have dealt with.
The clover presses look immaculate, and the molly looked nicely washed, not a lot of large crystals, but I don't care about that, I'm fine with powder. It'll be a while until I can test everything out, but I have to say I was really impressed with both the speed of shipping and the stealth used. I'll report back once I've taken a sample, but that won't be for a little while.
All in all this was a really good transaction experience, and I recommend eMonkey. I trust the product will measure up in kind.
kind regards
existenz
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Received my monkey sample today!
Packaging: 5/5
Nothing over the top. Nevertheless, vacuum sealed, printed labels, even volume distribution.Everything one could ask for!
Product: ?/5
Yet to try but reviews from others so far have been great!
Overall, buyers should have no problems with ordering from this vendor!
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Received my second monkey order of 2Cb pills this week. Domestic shipping took only 1 business day and packaging was great in my opinion. Hope he will expand his selection of products in the future cause it's a real pleasure doing business with this guy!
Also; any experiences on a dosage of 2.5 or 3 pills anyone? I had a good time on a low dosage with the pills of my first order but I was planning on going for a more tripping experience next time.
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Another flawless transaction from Emonkey.
Stealth was pretty great. The two shields look amazing. Can't wait to down one.
Thanks Emonkey as always 5/5 for a vendor like you
I'll be back to let you know how the quality is but the last one was great so I expect these to be the same.
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The space monkey was probably one of the best roll i've ever taken, clean and strong. Ordered his MDMA crystals and ready to try them out :) THANKS MONKEY YOU ROCK.
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Tried the space monkey last night!
Onset took a while (more than an hour i think) even on an empty stomach.
But after that things finally took off! A little jittery but other than that a nice clean roll like the above user stated! Not too much but not too little!
Thanks Emonkey!
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+1 Emonkey your fucking pills are great. I'll be ordering more.
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Would the person who left a 1/5 on Emonkeys feedback please care to enlighten us as to what happened?
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So Ordered 20 of the "Space Monkeys" off emonkey, he despatched the same day and they arrived 4 business days later to the UK, in the midst of the holiday season, got here quicker than my UK orders, he gets the stuff sent out straight away. The packaging is great, could probally open it and not notice, a lot of care and attention in his packages and quality of product, they are really cheap for the content, smell of lovely mdma.
Will use again!
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Finally got to try some of eMonkey's crystalline MDMA at a NYE party.
It's pretty great stuff.
I had a slightly more than normal jaw clench though, that was also noticed by some of my friends who took it. Still, very clean and strong roll, no trouble sleeping after it was over, minimal hangover the next day, was able to eat just fine.
I think eMonkey is my go-to guy for MDMA shards. Stealth is great, shipping is fast, and communication excellent. The occasional freebie doesn't hurt either! Keep up the good works eMonkey!
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I got a sample from Emonkey a few months ago and hadn't had a chance to try it out until NYE. This was my first time doing MDMA and I took half a Ferrari Shield he sent me.
All I can say is: HOLY SHIT. Give this vendor a fucking medal and all your business!
I'll definitely be ordering more of his product soon.
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REVIEW
Firstly as some people have said above, Emonkeys service and stealth is FIRST CLASS. This is my third order from him/her. 3 days to the UK after it went in-transit. Emonkeys stealth is the kind where the envelope could be opened and given a cursory inspection without raising any suspicion.
We had a few mates around on Saturday night, and a boozy dinner led to getting the Space Monkeys out. Wasn't really planning on having them for couple of weeks when we're going out to a club. Anyway, these things happen when you've been drinking...!! We showed some restraint and all did a half. Being strong pills (on top of booze) this was more than enough for starters. We felt them kicking in after 30 mins, and were all feeling pretty sweet. All dropped another half an hour or two later. Very nice, and the buzz lasted a decent amount of time. I was up jabbering with my friends till 7am. Lots of hugs! Very pure MDMA pills, and they are undoubtedly 180 mg (as advertised). Still got 6 of the Monkeys saved for clubbing, and looking forward to doing them properly and having a good dance.
If anyone is looking for a reliable pill vendor, look no further. A+++++++++++++++
Thanks EMonkey.
Cheers,
PTF
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Still awaiting arrival to the USA. Ordered a little over a week ago.
I will update this post when it arrives.
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Emonkey recently sent me one of the Nintendo's as a free sample (and also included 6 small brown pills with a mushroom print on them!?? What the fuck are these?? I'm intrigued). These arrived today, so didn't get a chance to sample at the weekend when we went clubbing. However, I already had some of his Space Monkeys stashed. Me, my wife and friend all dropped a whole space monkey and chased it down with one and a half of his green 'playing card' 2-CB tablets....
The come up was tremendous. Lovely clean pills. Within 20-30 mins we were really feeling it and all got straight down to the dance floor. Plenty of energy and got right into the music. After an hour we could also feel the 2-CBs playing their part. The visuals were very nice, and I particularly enjoyed looking up at the massive mirrored ball above the dance floor! A really good combination. We topped up with another cheeky half Monkey and this kept us dancing till 3am when the venue kicked out. The night bus home was entertaining, as was getting back and having a smoke and enjoying the residual hallucinations from the space monkey / 2-CB combo. Top night! Didn't feel too bad on Monday morning which was also a bonus.
Emonkey is a top vendor. He'll look after you. Top communication, perfect stealth and excellent pills. Easily my favourite vendor on the Road now. I only wish the SR and Emonkey were around 10 years ago when I use to go out clubbing / do pills most weekends! At 38 yrs old I'm keeping these sorts of nights to special occasions..... ;o)
Cheers,
PartTimeFiend :)
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Emonkey was kind enough to send me a sample of his Nintendo MDMA pills, first off: thank you!
The package arrived within 3 days!
Packaging
I would rate the stealth a 8/10 (where 1/10 is you can see the drug clearly trough the package, and 10/10 is when you have to contact the vendor because you are unable to find the product after searching for 10 minutes ;P), so more than sufficient, customs could open the package and would most likely not suspect any drug inside. The pill was very protected but it was easy to unpackage it with a pair of scissors, you could probably stomp on the package and the pill would probably not get damaged, so there is no need to chance forcrushed pills, damaged by the mail. Probably best package of pills I ordered from Silkroad so far.
The Pill
It looks exactly like on the product page, pressed solid, the word "Nintendo" is easily readable and flawless. Aesthetics wise it is a very nice pill and one of my favourites, the smell of the pill is also kind of sweet and inviting!
The weight of the pill was 379 miligrams on my scale, it was easy to break it at the break noth.
Test
I was at home with a very good friend of mine, ready to start the roll, just chilling at home, listening to music and doing random stuff! I took about 2/3 of the pill, which should be about 136 miligram of mdma - my usual dosage (140mg). My stomach was not totally empty, but I still noticed to feel the first effecs at the 20 minute mark, and then, about 10 minutes later I got struck by pure happyness, - that lovely MDMA feeling when it suddenly just hits you and bam! everything is feeling so good, so wonderful, total inner peace :). The high came very clean as I like it, the pill was certainly not adulterated by any other substances, only pure MDMA, I would estimate the pills content ranging from 200 to 210 miligrams. 2.5 hours later after the full effect began, I took the rest of the pill. I was completely high for about 7-8 hours before i felt the effect slowly fading. My friend was going home, and I was laying in bed during the comedown (Bed still felt SOO good!), it was very smooth and I had no bad side effects. I fell asleep after enjoying to lie in bed listening to music for 2 hours. When I woke up in the morning I was stil motivated and not not really hungover, but instead had that nice MDMA afterglow.
The high was exactly as I expected it to be from taking clean MDMA.
I would definitly recommend this vendor as the products are exactly as listed, the shipping is cheap and the prices seem fair. I will order again from him when I need MDMA, Emonkey is a reliable vendor with good communication!
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Emonkey is a class act. I haven't taken my Nintendo sample, but am looking forward to it after reading bamoida2's review.
Cheers,
PTF :O)