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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: johnwholesome on October 09, 2012, 12:21 am

Title: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: johnwholesome on October 09, 2012, 12:21 am
Sooo,

I have been watching all these Limitless this, Limitless that threads, and I take exception with Limitless hogging all the hate in here for himself so selfishly.

Hence I put forward, for your consideration, another member that deserves some hate: AhoyAhoy.

The man comes in swinging around his big black schlong, spewing assorted insults and aggravating statements in fine style, yet he is getting none of the well deserved hate he is working for so hard!

What is wrong with you people?!?! Have you all no decency???

Now be a good darkweb denizen and stop withholding some well-deserved hate from the man! Noone likes to contribute insult and mockery and not get anything in return because some mod hoggs all the hate for himself, it's an outrage!!!

It's okay AhoyAhoy, never mind them imbeciles! We hate you too!

JW
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: forgot my password on October 09, 2012, 12:59 am
I'm the original everyone else doesn't matter, fact.
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: AdmiralSpanky on October 09, 2012, 04:54 pm
Some say he's a blight on humanity, and that calling him an "attention whore" is an insult to attention whores. All we know is, he's called Ahoyhoy.


/I almost started this thread yesterday, but I honestly didn't know how you'd take it, Ahoyhoy. You did ask for this thread though. Happy now!?
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Limetless on October 09, 2012, 04:58 pm
Hahahaa this thread is jokes! Spread the hate! Share that shit around! :P
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 09, 2012, 07:03 pm
I'm fuckin choked guys.

My own hate thread.

It's the nicest thing anyone ever done for this nigga.
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Limetless on October 09, 2012, 07:06 pm
I'm fuckin choked guys.

My own hate thread.

It's the nicest thing anyone ever done for this nigga.

SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 09, 2012, 07:17 pm
I aint gonna let this thread die. I'm gonna bump it 'till the end of time.


Don't know about a speech, I feel a fuckin' poem comin' on....
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: johnmtl on October 09, 2012, 07:21 pm
well while were on the hate subject............

I fucking hate that pic he has.... those ugly bulging eyes, god dam that is one ugly man ANDDDDD hes not even the world record holder!!!

Some chick is!  :-)
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Limetless on October 09, 2012, 07:22 pm
I aint gonna let this thread die. I'm gonna bump it 'till the end of time.


Don't know about a speech, I feel a fuckin' poem comin' on....

Unleash the sonnets son, unleash the sonnets!
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 09, 2012, 08:05 pm
+ 1 karma to anyone who bitches about me on this thread.

Anything goes, diss my race, call me a twat, ridicule me for having an unfeasibly big schlong in my pants that makes me look like I'm trying to smuggle a dachshund through customs......anything goes
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: AdmiralSpanky on October 09, 2012, 08:22 pm
He's awful at keeping promises too! I already posted in his thread, and did he have the decency to give me any karma points? Hell no he didn't!

And the smell!! Ugh!!

Some say that under the many layers of dirt under his fingernail you can find crude oil, and that he can get a man pregnant through his ear canal. All we know is, he's called Ahoyhoy!
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 09, 2012, 09:27 pm
He's awful at keeping promises too! I already posted in his thread, and did he have the decency to give me any karma points? Hell no he didn't!

And the smell!! Ugh!!

Some say that under the many layers of dirt under his fingernail you can find crude oil, and that he can get a man pregnant through his ear canal. All we know is, he's called Ahoyhoy!


WHOoaaaah!!!  I said you could racially abuse me. I don't remember givin' you permission to question my personal hygiene dude.
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on October 09, 2012, 10:17 pm
Naaa man. I love Ahoy, he's got some real balls for using his own face as his avatar! ;) :P
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 09, 2012, 10:24 pm
Naaa man. I love Ahoy, he's got some real balls for using his own face as his avatar! ;) :P

Snapped just as I caught a glimpse of my own dick.
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: drugfather on October 09, 2012, 11:44 pm


It's okay AhoyAhoy, never mind them imbeciles! We hate you too!

JW
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: HardHustle on October 10, 2012, 07:17 am
I'm the original everyone else doesn't matter, fact.

I thought you left?
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: johnwholesome on October 10, 2012, 10:24 am
Never let this cat in your house, he'll steal your DVD player, piss in your sink and rape your momma, and the only thing you can do to stop it is throw him either a basketball or a watermelon....

Certifiable RoRo this one...

Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 10, 2012, 03:47 pm
Never let this cat in your house, he'll steal your DVD player, piss in your sink and rape your momma, and the only thing you can do to stop it is throw him either a basketball or a watermelon....

Certifiable RoRo this one...

'cept I wouldn't need to rape your momma. Last I heard, she was well up for some hot nigga lovin'.
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: AdmiralSpanky on October 10, 2012, 08:22 pm
WHOoaaaah!!!  I said you could racially abuse me. I don't remember givin' you permission to question my personal hygiene dude.

Let me refresh your memory then, you motherless goat-faced buffoon:

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Anything goes, diss my race, call me a twat, ridicule me for having a tiny schlong in my pants that makes me look like I'm trying to smuggle an uninflated balloon through customs......anything goes

As you said, anything goes.

Now, I'm not into bashing you for any racial reasons. Not only because that's just the lowest-hanging fruit there is, but also because the point was to hate on you, not your race. Not that anyone in your race wants to do anything with you anyway.

Ha. This is fun!
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 10, 2012, 08:30 pm
WHOoaaaah!!!  I said you could racially abuse me. I don't remember givin' you permission to question my personal hygiene dude.



Now, I'm not into bashing you for any racial reasons. Not only because that's just the lowest-hanging fruit there is, but also because the point was to hate on you, not your race. Not that anyone in your race wants to do anything with you anyway.




You wanna bash my low hanging fruit?
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: johnwholesome on October 11, 2012, 01:35 am
Never let this cat in your house, he'll steal your DVD player, piss in your sink and rape your momma, and the only thing you can do to stop it is throw him either a basketball or a watermelon....

Certifiable RoRo this one...

'cept I wouldn't need to rape your momma. Last I heard, she was well up for some hot nigga lovin'.

So that's why she calls the neighbor her personal Nubian Vlad the Impaler. Now I get it! Who says hate can't teach you anything.

Now stop trying to get my 15yr old bro to sling crack on the schoolyard for ya....
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: quinone on October 11, 2012, 05:50 am
I just want to give you a great big hug Ahoyhoy, I love you !
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 11, 2012, 04:28 pm
I just want to give you a great big hug Ahoyhoy, I love you !

Thanks bro, but you're not gettin'. the concept of this 'hate thread' thing are ya?
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: AdmiralSpanky on October 11, 2012, 05:06 pm
I just want to give you a great big hug Ahoyhoy, I love you !

Thanks bro, but you're not gettin'. the concept of this 'hate thread' thing are ya?

What if the most hateful thing he could do is to love you? I know this was true for me with a couple of my ex's.
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 11, 2012, 05:09 pm
I just want to give you a great big hug Ahoyhoy, I love you !

Thanks bro, but you're not gettin'. the concept of this 'hate thread' thing are ya?

What if the most hateful thing he could do is to love you? I know this was true for me with a couple of my ex's.


Dude, you sound a bit creepy.
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: quinone on October 11, 2012, 05:51 pm
I just want to give you a great big hug Ahoyhoy, I love you !

Thanks bro, but you're not gettin'. the concept of this 'hate thread' thing are ya?

Twas a joke ya asshat :)
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 11, 2012, 06:02 pm
I just want to give you a great big hug Ahoyhoy, I love you !

Thanks bro, but you're not gettin'. the concept of this 'hate thread' thing are ya?

Twas a joke ya asshat :)


Don't be comparin' me to the president of Syria.
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: johnwholesome on October 11, 2012, 08:48 pm
way to derail a perfectly good hate thread with yous love shit niggahs.

What's wrong with y'alls? Momma's John's dinnt teach you no ghetto insults???
Title: Re: The (well deserved) AhoyAhoy hate thread...
Post by: DayDreamer on November 05, 2012, 10:30 pm
whats wrong with all these lovers?? you FAGGOTS!
You wanna bash my low hanging fruit?

Your fruit hangs so low that it bounces between your knees with every step you take! Self bashing muthafucking hanging fruit.