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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: FUNKYMAMA on February 14, 2013, 02:49 am
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Hello SR Customers!!
Check out my listings to see the best of the best greenhouse strains and AAA product from Northern California at a competitive price! My customer service is top notch and I will do what I can to make you satisfied!
My ounces are currently 230 USD for greenhouse and 300 USD for AAA medicinal grade. You will be satisfied with the price for the quality.
~FUNKYMAMA~
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What prices are your QP's going to be? because right now the prices you have on your listings currently will not serve you any justice. For now those prices are not competitive, at least from what I have seen on the SR, good thing I am in Canada and I can get med grade from dispensary growers for $155 per ounce :)
Just trying to help you out, if you don't see any orders within 2 weeks tops, that will most likely be because no one wants to pay $300 an oz to a new vendor without having an idea of quality when other more established vendors already have those prices or cheaper (more so cheaper than equal price) so no one has a reason to pick elsewhere right? Perhaps offer 10 free samples under a condition of a full review on the forums and therefore you can get your foot in the door and have your name out there a bit more, just a heads up, people need to have an idea of the quality without taking word of the vendor.
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Thanks Heisenberg for your input! That's actually exactly what I'm setting up currently! Any trusted reviewers who want a free sample, if you pay shipping, I will gladly send some samples out!
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Welcome to the road FUNKYMAMA! Yeah, the competition amongst the ounce and QP weed vendors is pretty intense, but if your product is comparable to the best stuff coming out of Cali, I don't see a reason why you can't do well here. Those are fair prices, in my opinion.
I'd be happy to review your stuff if you decide to send out samples. I'm a member of the "reliable reviewers" here and I have pretty good stats to boot (30+ orders and $2500 spent, with a 0% auto-finalize and refund rate). Best of luck to you!
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hey Mama, I'm also a Reliable Reviewer here on the forum and have several solid reviews for new cannabis vendors. I'd definitely be interested in sampling and reviewing your product. let me know via PM or something, and welcome to the Road!
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Hey guys, check your inboxes for the link to the listing! The quicker you order the listing, the sooner I can send them out tomorrow and hopefully get them there by Saturday! USPS has been a little bit slow though lately so who knows! Monday at the latest! :) The strain will be Purple Diesel. I love smelling my grinder as I'm grinding it up! I'm betting you will too.
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More samples are available to the next 6 people to reply first! Prefer trusted reviewers or someone with a solid history! First person to purchase an ounce will receive a free gram of honeycomb permafrost wax as well! Check out my listings!
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I'll pm you my SR name
I'm very interested in writing a review for you
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I'll jump on the bandwagon too. I have sent you a message on the rd. Thanx FunkyMama!
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I still have samples remaining for trusted reviewers! Please help me gain the trust and respect of the SR community by placing an order for a sample and providing a review!! I currently have Girl Scout Cookies, Purple Diesel, and Cherry Pie available!
To those that want a sample for a review, please PM me. I will reply with the listing!
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I currently have Girl Scout Cookies, Purple Diesel, and Cherry Pie available!
Hey, MAMA.
What strain are the samples going to be?
Thanks,
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check out this latest review on KindBud's Purple Diesel. http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=113674.0
Is your better then that? Sure am interested in finding out. I'll be watching for your reviews and feedback on SR as well
oh yea my name on SR is ralph2341542 I leave really honest detailed reviews some times too long on the SR feedback as well
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post for sample?
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I currently have Girl Scout Cookies, Purple Diesel, and Cherry Pie available!
Hey, MAMA.
What strain are the samples going to be?
Thanks,
Yours is going to contain bubba and purple diesel. I'm out of the bubba now though.
The only confirmed sample is being sent out to ecstacydude. The site went down as I was confirming the others.
Everyone else has to wait until the site gets back up and running! Sorry~
My current selection includes purple diesel, girl scout cookies, and cherry pie.
Also, my selection will always be changing so please view my most recent forum posts or the SR vendor profile for the most current strains available!
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will u be shipping international as u could make big money doing it also im dying to try so girl scout and cherry pie
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I have no experience shipping international as of yet so until I do more research on it, I cannot offer it as an option. I think my shipment methods should suffice for both domestic and international, but I'm not familiar with the customs of other nations. Do you think that a vacuum seal + a mylar layer will suffice? Anyone else with good reliable info on international shipments should help me! Thanks!
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yea that will do perfect mate there shouldnt be a problem with shipping like that the only thing id say is if its over about 7gs i would flat-in the weed just so its not a big bulky package otherwise i cant see a problem most of my packages come with 2 or 3 vac sealed bags and some paper or whatever so ur mylar bags should do a treat lol
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Shot you a PM on the marketplace. Good luck!
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yea that will do perfect mate there shouldnt be a problem with shipping like that the only thing id say is if its over about 7gs i would flat-in the weed just so its not a big bulky package otherwise i cant see a problem most of my packages come with 2 or 3 vac sealed bags and some paper or whatever so ur mylar bags should do a treat lol
Hmm okay. I usually send mine via small flat rate boxes b/c they are the easiest and cheapest and easily fits a lot more than an envelope if it is domestic. i just ordered some info from hyperocity to make sure my shipping methods are up to date with the latest knowledge. would you like to be my test subject for my first international shipment? let me know and i can get you a listing.
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yea that will do perfect mate there shouldnt be a problem with shipping like that the only thing id say is if its over about 7gs i would flat-in the weed just so its not a big bulky package otherwise i cant see a problem most of my packages come with 2 or 3 vac sealed bags and some paper or whatever so ur mylar bags should do a treat lol
Hmm okay. I usually send mine via small flat rate boxes b/c they are the easiest and cheapest and easily fits a lot more than an envelope if it is domestic. i just ordered some info from hyperocity to make sure my shipping methods are up to date with the latest knowledge. would you like to be my test subject for my first international shipment? let me know and i can get you a listing.
Excellent 2 days, and I got it.
Big sample!
1.4g of Bubba.
0.7g of Purple Diesel.
Thanks MAMA!
Going to try Bubba right now.
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Excellent 2 days, and I got it.
Big sample!
1.4g of Bubba.
0.7g of Purple Diesel.
Thanks MAMA!
Going to try Bubba right now.
I'm going to go pull the trigger on an order now. This looks like a great deal to try some new stuff from a new vendor. Thanks for the update.
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Excellent 2 days, and I got it.
Big sample!
1.4g of Bubba.
0.7g of Purple Diesel.
Thanks MAMA!
Going to try Bubba right now.
I'm going to go pull the trigger on an order now. This looks like a great deal to try some new stuff from a new vendor. Thanks for the update.
Diesel is the best.
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Did they have any purple coloring to them? I've yet to have purple weed, but it seems to be the huge thing right now.
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Awesome! I'm glad someone received their product! :)
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the purple diesel will have a little bit of purple as well. it's covered in crystals though so it's hard to see it clearly. it's definitely there for sure though!
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The purple diesel I got from kindbud was absolutely amazing and I'd say FunkyMamma's is too.
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hello. reviewers, can you please post your final reviews in this format on the main site?
also, you are welcome to leave a review on this thread: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120846.0
please put it in this form:
Shipping:
Communication:
Packaging:
Additional Info:
thank you to all those who review my product!
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Hi FunkyMama,
I'd be interested in sampling your product and writing you a review if there are any samples left. I've only been on SR for about a month but I've made over 15 purchases and spent well over a thousand dollars. Consider it! Thanks!
By the way, my SR username is miamiheat1990
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Excellent 2 days, and I got it.
Big sample!
1.4g of Bubba.
0.7g of Purple Diesel.
Thanks MAMA!
Going to try Bubba right now.
I'm going to go pull the trigger on an order now. This looks like a great deal to try some new stuff from a new vendor. Thanks for the update.
Diesel is the best.
Shittiest review I've ever seen. You've got to leave a full review you just got free shit.
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Maybe his full review is yet to come. Sometimes it takes a day or two. I'll be sure to put my review in the thread when my sample arrives.
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sadly, all my paycheck went to vet bills this time around so I wasn't able to put coin in for Mama's sample. I just wanted to stop in to say that Mama was quick to communicate and super friendly. I look forward to when I'll be able to try her stuff. thanks Mama!
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ramrugger, whenever you want that sample, shoot me a pm!
guys, order up! you have no idea what you are missing out on!! the sample i sent will only last you like four fatty bowls! ~~~
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yea that will do perfect mate there shouldnt be a problem with shipping like that the only thing id say is if its over about 7gs i would flat-in the weed just so its not a big bulky package otherwise i cant see a problem most of my packages come with 2 or 3 vac sealed bags and some paper or whatever so ur mylar bags should do a treat lol
Hmm okay. I usually send mine via small flat rate boxes b/c they are the easiest and cheapest and easily fits a lot more than an envelope if it is domestic. i just ordered some info from hyperocity to make sure my shipping methods are up to date with the latest knowledge. would you like to be my test subject for my first international shipment? let me know and i can get you a listing.
Has to be flat, and sealed. That's the problem with shipping past customs :'(
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hey Mama, thanks to some unexpected kindness from EarlyCuyler (didn't even ask for moonshine in return :P), I was able to just now place my order for the sample. thanks again for the opportunity!
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I didn't even know you sold moonshine. I don't drink personally but my in-laws would enjoy it. I'll hit you up before our next visit and we can figure something out. Isn't there only one guy selling moonshine on the site right now?
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oh no, my bad - I was just playing off the user name. I figured the real Early Cuyler would probably demand moonshine or some new rims in return, eh? :P
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All the samples should arrive by Wednesday! Thanks guys for your participation!
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oh no, my bad - I was just playing off the user name. I figured the real Early Cuyler would probably demand moonshine or some new rims in return, eh? :P
Haha, you know, the thought that you were just joking did occur to me last night after I posted that.
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To those of you who asked for samples, they should all be arriving today at the earliest. To those who already received samples, please post a review in a timely fashion!
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Received my sample of Purple Diesel today! I will outline everything from packaging and shipping to the quality of the weed.
Packaging: 6/5: This was very stealthy packaging, even for a sample I was surprised at how much effort went into concealing the bud. Absolutely no smell was present, until the final vacuum layer was cut open.
Shipping: 5/5: Was marked in transit almost immediately and I received my order within 3 days!
Purple Diesel 1 gram:
Smell 5/5: It has a nice fruity smell to it with a slight aroma of diesel that is common with the sour diesel strain. Smells a bit earthy too, but it definitely has a strong sour overtone that is compliment nicely with a kiwi-like undertone.
Taste: 5/5: Tastes a bit fruity but I could definitely sense the earthy-diesel like taste. It is an interesting taste that isn't usually associated with most strains - most just taste extremely earthy.
Looks 5/5: I am not going to take off a point because it was compressed a little bit (this can be remedied quite easily if you are thinking of re selling) seeing as how this was a sample and it isn't particularly important to me, as long as the weed has great bag appeal once it fluffs up. The weed has a very good amount of trichs on it which is nicely complimented with some dark purple hairs, which in turn is contrasted by the overall darkish green look of the nug. Having a little bit of purple is always nice. This is quite the dense strain - my sample doesn't look that big but it weighed in at 1 gram!
The High 5/5: This strain gives a very nice body high that leaves you relaxed and helps alleviate some of the daily stress that one might have throughout the day. I did not feel couch lock at all, I was able to move around and about; it also gave a nice subtle head high - I definitely felt uplifted and euphoric. I didn't seem to get much of a dry mouth - so that is plus! This was a nice smoke, I only needed about 4 small hits from my tiny bubbler to get me where I wanted to be. This isn't the best smoke I've had, BUT if you are looking for some high quality top shelf A+++ bud then look no further, this is very high quality and I could easily see myself selling this for $60 an eighth.
Overall 5/5: The packaging was so amazing I can't wait to have enough btc and order a larger quantity to see if the stealth is consistent. The shipping time was fantastic and the bud quality is def top shelf. Would do business again,
Thank you for the sample and opportunity to sample your product,
Best,
Nimi
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Hey Funky,
Placed my sample order today. Planning to order an Oz+ soon depending on how this sample is. Hopefully that offer of 1g of the honeycomb wax with an Oz will still be around by then! Looking forward to trying both. Will update when sample arrives. Cheers!
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Received my sample of Purple Diesel today! I will outline everything from packaging and shipping to the quality of the weed.
Packaging: 6/5: This was very stealthy packaging, even for a sample I was surprised at how much effort went into concealing the bud. Absolutely no smell was present, until the final vacuum layer was cut open.
Shipping: 5/5: Was marked in transit almost immediately and I received my order within 3 days!
Purple Diesel 1 gram:
Smell 5/5: It has a nice fruity smell to it with a slight aroma of diesel that is common with the sour diesel strain. Smells a bit earthy too, but it definitely has a strong sour overtone that is compliment nicely with a kiwi-like undertone.
Taste: 5/5: Tastes a bit fruity but I could definitely sense the earthy-diesel like taste. It is an interesting taste that isn't usually associated with most strains - most just taste extremely earthy.
Looks 5/5: I am not going to take off a point because it was compressed a little bit (this can be remedied quite easily if you are thinking of re selling) seeing as how this was a sample and it isn't particularly important to me, as long as the weed has great bag appeal once it fluffs up. The weed has a very good amount of trichs on it which is nicely complimented with some dark purple hairs, which in turn is contrasted by the overall darkish green look of the nug. Having a little bit of purple is always nice. This is quite the dense strain - my sample doesn't look that big but it weighed in at 1 gram!
The High 5/5: This strain gives a very nice body high that leaves you relaxed and helps alleviate some of the daily stress that one might have throughout the day. I did not feel couch lock at all, I was able to move around and about; it also gave a nice subtle head high - I definitely felt uplifted and euphoric. I didn't seem to get much of a dry mouth - so that is plus! This was a nice smoke, I only needed about 4 small hits from my tiny bubbler to get me where I wanted to be. This isn't the best smoke I've had, BUT if you are looking for some high quality top shelf A+++ bud then look no further, this is very high quality and I could easily see myself selling this for $60 an eighth.
Overall 5/5: The packaging was so amazing I can't wait to have enough btc and order a larger quantity to see if the stealth is consistent. The shipping time was fantastic and the bud quality is def top shelf. Would do business again,
Thank you for the sample and opportunity to sample your product,
Best,
Nimi
Thanks Nimi, I definitely don't regret sending you a sample! For your thoughtful review, and being the first one to leave a review, I'll give you a discount on your first purchase. Let me know by PM on the main site when you plan to order and I'll make a custom listing just for you.
Uniwiz, the offer still stands. I can either give extra green or a free gram of wax. Either way, you guys win!! :)
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if my mom was anywhere nearly as badass as FUNKYMAMA, I'd probably return her calls way quicker. ;)
I was one of the lucky few chosen to receive and review a sample from the new girl on the block, FM. from first message to getting the listing up and purchased was all smooth as silk with excellent communication from the vendor in a timely manner. though not free, the sample was dirt cheap and DAMN are the results worth it.
most important first: the packaging was superb, and I know my packaging and shipping. completely smell- and detection-proof, and smartly packaged on the inside as well. they did result in a little squishing and possible drying of the bud, but the sample was small so there was not much chance for it to retain a ton of moisture either way. the product - Girl Scout Cookies as indicated by the vendor - is absolutely superb.
what really surprised me is the smell - it's great, it smells like weed - but it's not overly pungent in any way. you can smell it's weed, sure, but it doesn't get knocks from the neighbors. it sure didn't prepare me for the delightful punch straight between the eyes I felt as I exhaled my first glorious hit after an incredibly stressful day at work. the taste itself is pleasant, sweet as you'd expect from GSC, but not overly so. and let me tell ya, these girls got a burn on the exhale. I definitely felt it strongest as it left my lungs and throat, which was unexpected but not unwelcome.
overall, I had an absolutely fantastic overall experience with FUNKYMAMA and her high-quality wares; I strongly recommend her to anyone looking for a new small vendor with some excellent bud!
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Excellent 2 days, and I got it.
Big sample!
1.4g of Bubba.
0.7g of Purple Diesel.
Thanks MAMA!
Going to try Bubba right now.
I'm going to go pull the trigger on an order now. This looks like a great deal to try some new stuff from a new vendor. Thanks for the update.
Diesel is the best.
Shittiest review I've ever seen. You've got to leave a full review you just got free shit.
ecstasydude is a detailed reviewer and has even helped me out before. I'm sure that's not his full review
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I was one of the lucky few chosen to receive and review a sample from the new girl on the block, FM. from first message to getting the listing up and purchased was all smooth as silk with excellent communication from the vendor in a timely manner. though not free, the sample was dirt cheap and DAMN are the results worth it.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. How's your dog?
My sample didn't get here today, so I'm guessing it will be here tomorrow. Looking forward to it. I'm getting spoiled, this will my my 2nd of 3 samples in 2 weeks.
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she's on the quick mend, thanks! :)
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Thanks for the sample ma, order placed. Will update :)
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This is a Review of FunkyMama’s marijuana strain called "Purple Diesel"
Shipping- 5/5------- Very Fast shipping. I ordered on Wednesday. She mailed it on Thursday. I received my product Saturday. Total of 3 days to the East Coast mailbox. Awesome.
Packaging- 5/5--------- Awesome packaging. Double Vacuum sealed bag. Very stealthy packaging with extras items to keep things from rattling around . Even if the package was opened up accidently, there would be no issues, because it is nicely disguised. Both of the samples were in different bags, and labelled accordingly. Great.
Communication- 5/5--------- The vendors answers all my questions. She responds to messages within few hours. Very nice and honest person to communicate with. Fantastic.
Product Characteristics- 5/5--------- The Purple Diesel is definitely Nice looking bud. The bud is covered in trichomes, which gives it a yellow tint to overall color. The bud itself is a medium shade of green, but its colour is hidden by all the trichomes. The trichomes look well done, and much are completely amber in colour, which seems like the bud, was grown to its potential. Its covered in dark red, short, hairs all over the bud. The sample was definite Indoor grown bud, that was hand trimmed, with no loose sugar leaves. The name has purple in it, but I didn’t see any purple on the bud… Still fantastic…and is Diesel for sure.
Product Quality- 5/5--------- The bud was Awesome. I couldn’t smell the bud at first, within the bag. Once I broke it up, the smell comes out rushing. Nice and Strong Diesel, smell to it. The bud itself Brakes apart, and crumbles nicely. The bud was nicely dried, and cured to perfection. As you break it apart, it sheds trichomes.
The taste reminded me of either Skunk/Haze/ Cheese strains flavour. It’s a very tasty, and sweet to taste. Now when you smoking it, it tastes sweet at first, with a kick of flavor. When you exhale there is a very spicy taste to it. I had this taste from Medicinal marijuana before, so spicy is very common. Remind me of Haze strains. HAHA now looking at the strain chart, I was 100% right on the Haze!!
The high is very potent. I mean I smoked like two bowls, and I was way tooo high. This is very potent Indica strain, that every time I smoked it, I was either nodding out, or had to go to sleep, during the day time.... This is very downer, and time to sleep bud. Perfect for those sleepless night. The bud was definitely a creeper, takes a few minutes for it to hit you. I think being well done, played a major role in the high, because the longer it goes, the more CBD it gets. And I feel like this bud has major CBD goin on. The bud also gave me Major Munchies, every dam time, just random food items that I had to consume.
Now I got two samples in the package. I talked to Mama about doing both the reviews, but she told to stay focus on the Purple Diesel the most, cause Bubba was just a Extra gift, and she is out of it. I liked the Diesel with 2:1 ratio. I told her to stay with Diesel, cause it was the best.
So Mama, if you want me to share the Bubba strain experience, I will do it asap, just let me know.
Thanks a ton, for hooking it up major, and giving me both of the samples to try.
In conclusion - 5/5--------- This was an Awesome Quality marijuana! I would recommend this Purple Diesel to others, and If you want Strong, Potent, and Great Quality marijuana than…. FunkyMama!!!!!!!! is the vendor to go to.
FunkyMama!!!!!!!! Thank You so much for letting me sample your product and write a review. You have a great product my friend.
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I just wanted to say I got my sample today. I have not had a chance yes to try it, but I will tomorrow and post a review when I get a chance this weekend. Thanks FunkyMama! It smells great.
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What prices are your QP's going to be? because right now the prices you have on your listings currently will not serve you any justice. For now those prices are not competitive, at least from what I have seen on the SR, good thing I am in Canada and I can get med grade from dispensary growers for $155 per ounce :)
Just trying to help you out, if you don't see any orders within 2 weeks tops, that will most likely be because no one wants to pay $300 an oz to a new vendor without having an idea of quality when other more established vendors already have those prices or cheaper (more so cheaper than equal price) so no one has a reason to pick elsewhere right? Perhaps offer 10 free samples under a condition of a full review on the forums and therefore you can get your foot in the door and have your name out there a bit more, just a heads up, people need to have an idea of the quality without taking word of the vendor.
Whoa, count me in man! If you can even get it to me for 180$ I'll be happy :).
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Whoa, count me in man! If you can even get it to me for 180$ I'll be happy :).
Yeah, count me in for this too! That's a STEAL!
So here is my (late) review for "Purple Diesel" from FUNKYMAMA:
COMMUNICATION: Vendor let samplers know several times the status of their order. Dealer was upfront about everything and pretty accurate with shipping time estimates. The shipping got thrown off due to King Of Thieves Day (President's) but it still arrived as we figured it would the next day. 5/5
SHIPPING/STEALTH: Package was shipped in an envelope sealed with tape. Heavy magazine pages were inside wrapped around several layers of mylar and more magazine sheets. That was a nice touch as it hid the product excellently if the package had ripped open. No smell was evident, in fact the paper magazine smell was evident. Stealth was professional. 5/5
APPEARANCE/BAG APPEAL: Very nicely colored strain. It was a light green with some purple leaves present throughout. Smell was spicy, I would assume owing to the diesel. Very pleasant, can tell it could pack a punch. Very nice appearing medicinal strain. A good daytime strain, a little on the sativa side. 5/5
HIGH/STRENGTH: High was a pleasant head high, with a little body stone as it wore off. Definitely an energy giving strain. Was nice to work with during the week. The strength was nicely moderated I felt. It wasn't so indica-knock-you-on-your-ass strong that I couldn't function. It lasted for a few hours before needed to redose. Very nice job with this one. The taste was incredible. Like a spicy, piney taste. 5/5
OVERALL EXPERIENCE: A great deal from a pro vendor. I appreciate the communication as that helps feel safer by a lot. Thanks for the excellent weed. I will definitely give my business here in the future.
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Here's my review for FunkyMama, reposted from her official review thread, which can be found here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120846.msg852003#msg852003
Shipping and Packaging: The sample was ordered on Wednesday the 20th and arrived Friday the 22nd to the East Coast. Impressive. As far as packaging, let me just say it was overkill. This was a 1 gram sample bro, not anthrax. I felt like a god damned excavator going through all the vacuum seals and paper coverings.
Product Appearance: When I finally managed to unwrap the sample ( ;)) it was about 1 gram of Girl Scout Cookies. I posted a [HI-RES] image on Reddit, which I will link below this. As you can see, this is a beautiful and frosty specimen. It was very pungent for a small sample and smelt sweet like my previous strains of girl scout cookies. It was well cured but a little drier than my tastes.
[CLEARNET WARNING]
http://www.reddit.com/user/IGetDankShit/submitted/
The post is the one labeled Girl Scout Cookies <3
The Smoke: I got ripped off a bowl. I can't comment too much on the buzz because I smoke a shit load and had already done a few dabs before this. I know the product is dank and definitely Grade A+. You won't be disappointed with quality and taste, and this strain is a personal favorite of mine.
Communication: Funky is punctual and helpful. He was kind enough to let me sample his product and I am probably going to place an order for his wax once it comes in.
Overall: Good communication, good product, fast shipping, good stealth, solid vendor. 5/5
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My sample was delayed, but I was updated promptly. And now, I finally have it, thanks ma!
full review later :)
GSC pics*
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/nb1.JPG
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/nb4.JPG
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Ok I love receiving samples and I try to be as honest as possible in reviews I'll base everything on a 5 point scale 5 being the absolute best I'll acess the whole process.
Communication 5/5
As I often do I search the "Road" for "girl scout cookies" because I've been in love with the strain since my local guy gave me some
So I see the sample listing I just buy it w/o contacting seller previously to see how it would turn out surprisingly the vendor contacted me in under an hour to inform me of the terms of buying the sample I gave the vendor several examples of reviews I've made from samples and it was done processing in less than 24 hours vendor was informative about packaging and shipping information giving me an update before my package arrived.
Shipping 5/5
Like I stated previously my order was processed in under 24 hours shipped Friday and I received it Monday
Packaging 5/5
The packaging was sufficient for a small sample order so I feel the stealth was fine in this situation. Another thing to note if the outer packaging was compromised I personally don't think anyone would think anything illicit was inside. I almost didn't know what to think because it came from a state that I've never received a package from.
Appearance/Weight 5/5
The bud was covered in trichomes and dried perfectly not to moist so you're not losing all that weight in water the sample serving was a .84 which was cool with me I usually roll .4-45 if its a facial (pause) if i was sharing probably would've rolled the whole lot
Potency 5/5
I roll them in Raw sheets with filter tips (brown ones) smoked the first one Monday I kind of rolled a fuck boy (not ugly just a bleeder) it was hard to pull guess I added to much tobacco because it clogged had to keep adjusting it but even with the roll not being my best work I was still thoroughly high I judge my weed on its acute & chronic affects lets just say this weed has both I loved it I'm high right now as I type this & I smoked hours ago (my second roll was much better I put it out & took a break this time).
Taste 4/5
I've had GSC that taste more like cookies so that's the only knock it still tasted great though just less yeasty
Overall 5/5
I was completely satisfied with this transaction I'm just mad I don't have anymore this stuff makes me not want to smoke the weed I have now can't wait to buy a lot of this funkymama's gsc is just as good as her northern California counterparts believe me I've tried damn near all of them... In closing as it seems FUNKYMAMA is a great new vendor with reasonable prices that I look forward to doing future business with, I would most definitely recommend this vendor
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Sample update*
Quality: 4/5 (5 being AAA+++ grade) This bud was nice and dense, and actually tasted like sweet cookies (sugar cookie too be exact) My sample weigh .9g, I love the color of this bud, but it wasn't very fresh, in fact, it was slightly on the dry side. The smell wasn't very strong either, but when I broke it up it smelt a bit skunky and earthy. The smoke was good thou, my pics will do justice,
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/nb1.JPG
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/nb4.JPG
Packaging: 5/5 A sandwich bag and double v. sealed bags are used, visual barriers as well. (Is this revealing too much? If so, I'll edit)
Shipping: 5/5 Shipping was delayed due to FM's family events, but I was updated promptly. I think actual shipping time took 2 or 3 days. No further details necessary.
Communication: 5/5 Great. I asked a lot of unnecessary questions but still answered all of them promptly.
Overall: Very smooth transaction, thanks for the sample mama, your GSC was the first GSC I've smoked! Like someone said before, your a cool mom
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Just placed my order, all you guys have me jealous af! Can't wait to review! Seller seems super cool!
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Let me start by saying FunkyMama's Communication is great. Very easy to chat with and helpful vendor. Thanx Mama for the sample!
Review of Cherry Pie (GDP x F1 Durban Poison)
Adequate packaging. No smell leaks and the box was sealed well.
I don't factor in shipping times in score because its not something thats up to the vendor once it leaves his or her hands.
However, Lightning shipping times which was nice.
It seems as tho this Cherry Pie is heavy on the Durban Poison side. Those traits shine through mainly. I expected the buds to be more purple.
However it may not have had enough time for the chlorophyll to leach out. Bud is a small, lower shelf popcorn nugget.
Well trimmed and slightly crystaly once broken open. Menthol and licorice candy come to mind from the fragrance.
Darker greens and greys with Orange amber hairs and diamonds running through the middle.
Even with the color more indicative of Durban, The structure is more Indica.
The taste is sweet with the menthol / mint dialing down to more to a candy flavor with dankness.
Uplifting happy high, with just enough body relaxation to ease down some of my pain.
Very powerful smoke yet relaxing enough to chill out and listen to your favorite music. Made me grin for awhile and took my thoughts elsewhere which was a nice relief since I've been up with leg pain all night.. Would be perfect for an all day smoke until you got tired and wanted to switch over to a full Indica
All in all shes a great lady. Just like FunkyMama. Just to let you know, everything went ok with no worries Mama. But thank you for your communication.
As you have already seen from previous reviews, If you want some killer strains and a congenial vendor... make FunkyMama your go to lady friend.
I have some pictures that I'll update the review with here soon. Just need to get them prepared.
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Learn from my mistake, I ordered a full OZ, six different strains. This is some of the worst stuff I've got on the road in a while.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (only one almost smokable--not worth risk)
PURPLE KUSH
MASTER KUSH
OG KUSH
CHERRY PIE
PURPLE TRAINWRECK
Reading a lot of these reviews, I notice a lot of people saying the same thing, "very sweet" or "dry" which I also think is true, but they're understating it.
When a dispensary buys from a grower, the weed is put through a rigorous inspection to determine health of the plant. Magnifying glasses, test tubes, the works. A lot of SR resellers are buying SIGHT-UNSEEN which means unfortunately a great deal of the dispensary-reject bud is making it's way to us. And that is exactly how I'd describe this vendor's product. Dispensary reject. It looks great, has the crystals, but wouldn't even make it to the inspection table. The smell. The dreadful, sweet, laundry detergent smell. Why do six wildly different strains smell and taste EXACTLY the same? At first I thought it was deodorizer placed on the bags when they were shipped, so I took them out and placed them all in separate bags.
No--They all smell like their food. The nutrients, which they were overfed during flowering or not given proper time to flush out. It has a very un-plantlike consistency that's more like Styrofoam. This isn't palatable. My symptoms were headache and nausea. I won't mince words: it is HARMFUL for your health. You can't smoke miracle gro! PLEASE consider another vendor. If that doesn't convince you, he also told me I was pissing him off, that I was trying to get free stuff like a scammer, and that he would tell the other vendors not to sell to me.
Our feedback is the only thing that keeps these vendors honest. Don't let them intimidate you into 5/5.
1/5
edit: if you like girl scout cookies, I've never seen better or higher quality than from NorthCalKing
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Learn from my mistake, I ordered a full OZ, six different strains. This is some of the worst stuff I've got on the road in a while.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (only one almost smokable--not worth risk)
PURPLE KUSH
MASTER KUSH
OG KUSH
CHERRY PIE
PURPLE TRAINWRECK
Reading a lot of these reviews, I notice a lot of people saying the same thing, "very sweet" or "dry" which I also think is true, but they're understating it.
When a dispensary buys from a grower, the weed is put through a rigorous inspection to determine health of the plant. Magnifying glasses, test tubes, the works. A lot of SR resellers are buying SIGHT-UNSEEN which means unfortunately a great deal of the dispensary-reject bud is making it's way to us. And that is exactly how I'd describe this vendor's product. Dispensary reject. It looks great, has the crystals, but wouldn't even make it to the inspection table. The smell. The dreadful, sweet, laundry detergent smell. Why do six wildly different strains smell and taste EXACTLY the same? At first I thought it was deodorizer placed on the bags when they were shipped, so I took them out and placed them all in separate bags.
No--They all smell like their food. The nutrients, which they were overfed during flowering or not given proper time to flush out. It has a very un-plantlike consistency that's more like Styrofoam. This isn't palatable. My symptoms were headache and nausea. I won't mince words: it is HARMFUL for your health. You can't smoke miracle gro! PLEASE consider another vendor. If that doesn't convince you, he also told me I was pissing him off, that I was trying to get free stuff like a scammer, and that he would tell the other vendors not to sell to me.
Our feedback is the only thing that keeps these vendors honest. Don't let them intimidate you into 5/5.
1/5
edit: if you like girl scout cookies, I've never seen better or higher quality than from NorthCalKing
Hmmm this is odd considering the other reviews are all A1. She's sending me 1g each of Cherry Pie, Girl Scout, OG Kush, and Purple Kush. We'll see tomorrow when I get my order in if all this is true or not :D
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Learn from my mistake, I ordered a full OZ, six different strains. This is some of the worst stuff I've got on the road in a while.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (only one almost smokable--not worth risk)
PURPLE KUSH
MASTER KUSH
OG KUSH
CHERRY PIE
PURPLE TRAINWRECK
Reading a lot of these reviews, I notice a lot of people saying the same thing, "very sweet" or "dry" which I also think is true, but they're understating it.
When a dispensary buys from a grower, the weed is put through a rigorous inspection to determine health of the plant. Magnifying glasses, test tubes, the works. A lot of SR resellers are buying SIGHT-UNSEEN which means unfortunately a great deal of the dispensary-reject bud is making it's way to us. And that is exactly how I'd describe this vendor's product. Dispensary reject. It looks great, has the crystals, but wouldn't even make it to the inspection table. The smell. The dreadful, sweet, laundry detergent smell. Why do six wildly different strains smell and taste EXACTLY the same? At first I thought it was deodorizer placed on the bags when they were shipped, so I took them out and placed them all in separate bags.
No--They all smell like their food. The nutrients, which they were overfed during flowering or not given proper time to flush out. It has a very un-plantlike consistency that's more like Styrofoam. This isn't palatable. My symptoms were headache and nausea. I won't mince words: it is HARMFUL for your health. You can't smoke miracle gro! PLEASE consider another vendor. If that doesn't convince you, he also told me I was pissing him off, that I was trying to get free stuff like a scammer, and that he would tell the other vendors not to sell to me.
Our feedback is the only thing that keeps these vendors honest. Don't let them intimidate you into 5/5.
1/5
edit: if you like girl scout cookies, I've never seen better or higher quality than from NorthCalKing
To all those that read this review, let's be honest. There will always be that one person who you can never please despite bending backwards for. In this case, it all began with him placing an order for an ounce. He then sent a message asking to cancel the order because "he didn't like the bitcoin fluctuation." So I complied and canceled his order. When he placed his order I responded despite the problem he caused before as an INEXPERIENCED buyer. I offered to give him a variety of each of my strains to make him happy, answered all his questions, and not surprisingly, he doesn't even have the decency to leave any feedback regarding my customer service. All he does is bash me, the vendor.
Let me be CLEAR. My product has been reviewed by PLENTY of TRUSTED reviewers. If this guy was a TRUSTED REVIEWER I would break a sweat, but he's not. I'm sorry for the late response to this post with the forums being down.
P.S. I'm getting some Blueberry strains in! Check out my SR Profile for the latest strains updated!
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Learn from my mistake, I ordered a full OZ, six different strains. This is some of the worst stuff I've got on the road in a while.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (only one almost smokable--not worth risk)
PURPLE KUSH
MASTER KUSH
OG KUSH
CHERRY PIE
PURPLE TRAINWRECK
Reading a lot of these reviews, I notice a lot of people saying the same thing, "very sweet" or "dry" which I also think is true, but they're understating it.
When a dispensary buys from a grower, the weed is put through a rigorous inspection to determine health of the plant. Magnifying glasses, test tubes, the works. A lot of SR resellers are buying SIGHT-UNSEEN which means unfortunately a great deal of the dispensary-reject bud is making it's way to us. And that is exactly how I'd describe this vendor's product. Dispensary reject. It looks great, has the crystals, but wouldn't even make it to the inspection table. The smell. The dreadful, sweet, laundry detergent smell. Why do six wildly different strains smell and taste EXACTLY the same? At first I thought it was deodorizer placed on the bags when they were shipped, so I took them out and placed them all in separate bags.
No--They all smell like their food. The nutrients, which they were overfed during flowering or not given proper time to flush out. It has a very un-plantlike consistency that's more like Styrofoam. This isn't palatable. My symptoms were headache and nausea. I won't mince words: it is HARMFUL for your health. You can't smoke miracle gro! PLEASE consider another vendor. If that doesn't convince you, he also told me I was pissing him off, that I was trying to get free stuff like a scammer, and that he would tell the other vendors not to sell to me.
Our feedback is the only thing that keeps these vendors honest. Don't let them intimidate you into 5/5.
1/5
edit: if you like girl scout cookies, I've never seen better or higher quality than from NorthCalKing
To all those that read this review, let's be honest. There will always be that one person who you can never please despite bending backwards for. In this case, it all began with him placing an order for an ounce. He then sent a message asking to cancel the order because "he didn't like the bitcoin fluctuation." So I complied and canceled his order. When he placed his order I responded despite the problem he caused before as an INEXPERIENCED buyer. I offered to give him a variety of each of my strains to make him happy, answered all his questions, and not surprisingly, he doesn't even have the decency to leave any feedback regarding my customer service. All he does is bash me, the vendor.
Let me be CLEAR. My product has been reviewed by PLENTY of TRUSTED reviewers. If this guy was a TRUSTED REVIEWER I would break a sweat, but he's not. I'm sorry for the late response to this post with the forums being down.
P.S. I'm getting some Blueberry strains in! Check out my SR Profile for the latest strains updated!
I don't agree with his review at all. I will admit that they all did smell similar. As far as your over nutrient claims this is not the case as over nutrients would make for a very harsh taste in the bud which I did not have at all. The only thing I can possibly think to point out is that I had several intelligent people tell me that the only thing with this bud is that it is possibly bud that was not sold at a dispensary so they brought in new stock. There is not a fucking thing wrong with it though. All mine was A1 from 4 different strains!
My review of FUNKYMAMA
My order
1g OG KUSH
1g. Purple Kush
1g Girl Scout Cookie
1g Cherry Pie
Shipping- 5/5 Falls under some of the fastest bud shipping on SR.
Stealth- 5/5 Well done, air tight seals. Does the job
Communication- 5/5 Seller is super fast getting back to you. Also the friendliness helps quite a bit.
Product
OG Kush- Ah the classic OG. This was a very distinct high that lasted considerably longer than the others. The taste was ok but not all that. When you take a huge rip of this to the dome you definitely feel it right away and maintain the same feeling for a while. It had a very nice clean look to the bud. A light green tint with very red trichs.
Purple Kush- WOW. What a awesome looking bud. This is the real deal purp. It had such a darker purple tint to it which I loved. Almost nearly a black. The taste was exquisite as well. If you know what purple taste like it definitely lived up to that. The high was ok I suppose. Not as good as all of the others but it is for sure a Kush high.
Cherry Pie- Love absolutely LOVED the taste that came with this strain. It was so distinguishing, almost such a taste that it would fall under incense not bud! Mostly just a really darker fruity taste. The color on the cherry pie is also nice. I loved the yellowish tint. It is a very independent strain as I have not seen many like it. The high came on nicely like the others but was somewhat stronger than the purp & gsc.
Girl Scout Cookie- This was my least favorite of the 4 for no particular reason. I think it might have been that out of all of the others it was the most normal looking/tasting. It had a nice after taste for sure. The high was hard to tell because I was constantly blowing down on the other strains. But it is a nice addition to any stash. I enjoyed smoking the GSC personally.
I loved my whole experience with this vendor. I had recently read a post from someone about this vendor claiming that their buds were sub-par. This is totally false, they are all beautiful, fresh, tasty, & best off all get you high as fuck! Will order again!
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Learn from my mistake, I ordered a full OZ, six different strains. This is some of the worst stuff I've got on the road in a while.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (only one almost smokable--not worth risk)
PURPLE KUSH
MASTER KUSH
OG KUSH
CHERRY PIE
PURPLE TRAINWRECK
Reading a lot of these reviews, I notice a lot of people saying the same thing, "very sweet" or "dry" which I also think is true, but they're understating it.
When a dispensary buys from a grower, the weed is put through a rigorous inspection to determine health of the plant. Magnifying glasses, test tubes, the works. A lot of SR resellers are buying SIGHT-UNSEEN which means unfortunately a great deal of the dispensary-reject bud is making it's way to us. And that is exactly how I'd describe this vendor's product. Dispensary reject. It looks great, has the crystals, but wouldn't even make it to the inspection table. The smell. The dreadful, sweet, laundry detergent smell. Why do six wildly different strains smell and taste EXACTLY the same? At first I thought it was deodorizer placed on the bags when they were shipped, so I took them out and placed them all in separate bags.
No--They all smell like their food. The nutrients, which they were overfed during flowering or not given proper time to flush out. It has a very un-plantlike consistency that's more like Styrofoam. This isn't palatable. My symptoms were headache and nausea. I won't mince words: it is HARMFUL for your health. You can't smoke miracle gro! PLEASE consider another vendor. If that doesn't convince you, he also told me I was pissing him off, that I was trying to get free stuff like a scammer, and that he would tell the other vendors not to sell to me.
Our feedback is the only thing that keeps these vendors honest. Don't let them intimidate you into 5/5.
1/5
edit: if you like girl scout cookies, I've never seen better or higher quality than from NorthCalKing
To all those that read this review, let's be honest. There will always be that one person who you can never please despite bending backwards for. In this case, it all began with him placing an order for an ounce. He then sent a message asking to cancel the order because "he didn't like the bitcoin fluctuation." So I complied and canceled his order. When he placed his order I responded despite the problem he caused before as an INEXPERIENCED buyer. I offered to give him a variety of each of my strains to make him happy, answered all his questions, and not surprisingly, he doesn't even have the decency to leave any feedback regarding my customer service. All he does is bash me, the vendor.
Let me be CLEAR. My product has been reviewed by PLENTY of TRUSTED reviewers. If this guy was a TRUSTED REVIEWER I would break a sweat, but he's not. I'm sorry for the late response to this post with the forums being down.
P.S. I'm getting some Blueberry strains in! Check out my SR Profile for the latest strains updated!
I don't agree with his review at all. I will admit that they all did smell similar. As far as your over nutrient claims this is not the case as over nutrients would make for a very harsh taste in the bud which I did not have at all. The only thing I can possibly think to point out is that I had several intelligent people tell me that the only thing with this bud is that it is possibly bud that was not sold at a dispensary so they brought in new stock. There is not a fucking thing wrong with it though. All mine was A1 from 4 different strains!
My review of FUNKYMAMA
My order
1g OG KUSH
1g. Purple Kush
1g Girl Scout Cookie
1g Cherry Pie
Shipping- 5/5 Falls under some of the fastest bud shipping on SR.
Stealth- 5/5 Well done, air tight seals. Does the job
Communication- 5/5 Seller is super fast getting back to you. Also the friendliness helps quite a bit.
Product
OG Kush- Ah the classic OG. This was a very distinct high that lasted considerably longer than the others. The taste was ok but not all that. When you take a huge rip of this to the dome you definitely feel it right away and maintain the same feeling for a while. It had a very nice clean look to the bud. A light green tint with very red trichs.
Purple Kush- WOW. What a awesome looking bud. This is the real deal purp. It had such a darker purple tint to it which I loved. Almost nearly a black. The taste was exquisite as well. If you know what purple taste like it definitely lived up to that. The high was ok I suppose. Not as good as all of the others but it is for sure a Kush high.
Cherry Pie- Love absolutely LOVED the taste that came with this strain. It was so distinguishing, almost such a taste that it would fall under incense not bud! Mostly just a really darker fruity taste. The color on the cherry pie is also nice. I loved the yellowish tint. It is a very independent strain as I have not seen many like it. The high came on nicely like the others but was somewhat stronger than the purp & gsc.
Girl Scout Cookie- This was my least favorite of the 4 for no particular reason. I think it might have been that out of all of the others it was the most normal looking/tasting. It had a nice after taste for sure. The high was hard to tell because I was constantly blowing down on the other strains. But it is a nice addition to any stash. I enjoyed smoking the GSC personally.
I loved my whole experience with this vendor. I had recently read a post from someone about this vendor claiming that their buds were sub-par. This is totally false, they are all beautiful, fresh, tasty, & best off all get you high as fuck! Will order again!
Thanks for the review White Out! I defnitely agree that the GSC is probably my LEAST favorite now since I've over-smoked it LOL! No more GSC for a while for me.
Reviewers like White Out will receive a discount on their next order! Remind me on your first orders!!
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White 0ut, please update this thread if your opinion changes at all.
Your review was actually pretty negative and I agree with much of what you said. I'm glad you agree they all smell the same. Their appearance is great, but make sure to put your health first,
I loved the yellowish tint
Cherry Pie is actually usually quite dark. This is chemical burn.
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White 0ut, please update this thread if your opinion changes at all.
Your review was actually pretty negative and I agree with much of what you said. I'm glad you agree they all smell the same. Their appearance is great, but make sure to put your health first,
I loved the yellowish tint
Cherry Pie is actually usually quite dark. This is chemical burn.
Put my health first? I didn't find these harmful at all, I don't know about you but I occasionally take other drugs than cannabis that are MADE of chemicals, known harmful ones. A little nute burn on a plant is not my main concern to my health at all.... Also I would like to point out I am not an addict by any means, strictly recreational.
Also, how was my review giving negative connotations in any way? Not disrespecting, just curious. I value every SR's opinion even if it differs from what I believe.
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Have you guys considered the fact that they travel in a tight container crammed together in non airtight ziplock bags? I would assume that's the reason for them smelling all the same. In my mason jars, they all smell different.. If you put the separate strains in separate jars, i believe that they won't all smell the same.
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Have you guys considered the fact that they travel in a tight container crammed together in non airtight ziplock bags? I would assume that's the reason for them smelling all the same. In my mason jars, they all smell different.. If you put the separate strains in separate jars, i believe that they won't all smell the same.
Untrue, I tested this before initially contacting you. It's not a good smell.
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Put my health first? I didn't find these harmful at all, I don't know about you but I occasionally take other drugs than cannabis that are MADE of chemicals, known harmful ones. A little nute burn on a plant is not my main concern to my health at all....
That's fair, but for a lot of us it's our only concern. It's a plant after all.
I also want to point out that another member read what I wrote in this thread and messaged me saying that the weed they got from FUNKYMAMA wasn't great. They didn't want to post negatively in the vendor's thread, but said I could mention them. I wish they would have posted here to let other members know. I think there's a fear from buyers that they will be blacklisted as this vendor has stated they would attempt.
The vendor hasn't attempted to resolve or work with me at all, so I'll be the canary in the coalmine to let everyone know this vendor is peddling bad MJ.
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Poshiger, you can say what you want to bash me. It will not change the fact that:
1) you never bothered to ask for a sample before ordering when they were freely available
2) you were rude to me by saying what i sell is harmful to the body, when in fact it is not (or else i'd be dead/sick); i had no desire to be nice to you anymore after reading your rude remark, say what you want to say, but don't expect a refund after bashing me and my product .
3) your opinion is your own, and is completely different from that of 99.9 of reviewers. you gave NCK a 3/5 and he is a top rated vendor on the SR so I'm not surprised to receive such negative remarks from you as well.
Last time I checked, my marijuana does exactly what it is intended for really well, which is to get you HIGH. So please stop this BS about my buds being chemically burned or some other BS unless you have pictures to post. I have received high ratings from all my sample reviewers and the only person that gives me a bad review is the person that buys an OZ without sampling.. Every other OZ purchaser seems to be very content EXCEPT YOU!
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I'm going to go shop on mamma's site right now. I had great week from her and I need to order a small bit for this upcoming weekend. I'm gonna go see what deals there are right now. I'm not concerned a bit about negative reviews, I've smoked her stuff before.
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Following is quoted directly from our SR dispute:
I know my quality is not ALWAYS the best but it is clearly reflected in the price of my items. I treated you like a respectable individual until you decided to rudely message me by bashing my product...
...Maybe you need to understand what you are buying before you make the purchase? If you want the "best shit," there are plenty of other vendors there that you can choose from next time.
and regarding the person who messaged me with support:
The only reason the user said the weed was not the best sample was because I had sent the user a drier/more brittle weed because it was just a sample, that was the only reason. He never said anything similar to what you said.
Be careful, everyone.
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Post whatever you want poshiger, but all you keep doing is saying my weed is bad without posting any pictures, proof, or supporting evidence. I'm tired of you trying to ruin my reputation with baseless claims. Support your claims and I would've refunded you, but all you kept saying was that it was poorly grown and it was bad weed. SIR, my stuff is from Northern California. I know my product and I smoke it myself and so does almost everyone else at my school.
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Following is quoted directly from our SR dispute:
I know my quality is not ALWAYS the best but it is clearly reflected in the price of my items. I treated you like a respectable individual until you decided to rudely message me by bashing my product...
...Maybe you need to understand what you are buying before you make the purchase? If you want the "best shit," there are plenty of other vendors there that you can choose from next time.
and regarding the person who messaged me with support:
The only reason the user said the weed was not the best sample was because I had sent the user a drier/more brittle weed because it was just a sample, that was the only reason. He never said anything similar to what you said.
Be careful, everyone.
Dude get out of this thread man... It is to the point now where you have stated your review, gave your opinion, and you are just going on and on.... Ok you don't like this vendor. -Rep them, leave your review... That's tolerable. But when you are to the point where you are constantly returning to a vendors review thread to bash on something that happened weeks ago? I mean come on man... I respect your opinion as much as anyone elses, and yes I have even been guilty of hostility and repetitive commenting on a vendors thread but that was because hundreds of dollars were compromised. I think if I remember right you bought like an oz? Just find a new vendor mate. Clearly she has stated that she is not pushing top shelf medicinal, plenty of others are which is fine but look at the price difference. I consider myself a smoker of higher classes of cannabis and I have nothing bad to say other than what I already stated. I can see where if you live in the 1/3 of the US that this might seem inferior but for this other 2/3 its not bad by any means. I even asked a high class indoor grower in my area their opinion on each of her strains and he had no worries whatsoever. He also assured me that the nute burn claims were false....
If you found a hair in your McDonalds burger would you come back to the store once a week every week and write a full poster full of negative info to advertise to the customers going there? Fuck no! So don't do it here ....even though what McDonalds really gave you in this case was a Big Mac w/ large fries, a drink, and a ice cream.
Tldr; We get your point man, but there comes a point where you eventually just have to gtfo with that negativity. Also threw in a cliche McDonalds reference to give the poster an idea of what I am talking about.
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Hey SR,
New list of strains available for y'all!!
OG Kush, U2 Kush, Girl Scout Cookies, Blueberry x Master, Purple Jack, Green Crack!
I am considering making bulk amounts of cannabis available to those who are interested! Message me with questions/requests!
Funkymama
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I was lucky enough to place an order for 2 of FUNKYMAMA's Greenhouse oz's. I was blessed with multiple strains....14g of GSC, 7g of Purple Jack, 7g of Green Crack, and 28g of Blueberry x MK. Much love to MAMA for giving me such variety! Id recommend MAMA to anyone looking for a great product at an amazing price! Once i try all the strains i will write up a more in depth review.
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For those looking for high quality AAA INDOOR cannabis, look no further!! Check out my menu!
Indoor AAA Strains: ~highly efficient, recommended for connoisseurs~
Sour Diesel (Beautiful nug structure and amazing trich coverage and smells phenomenal!)
Green Crack (This is SO BOMB, it is COATED in crystals!)
Durban Poison (Dense frosty nugz with refreshing smell!)
Blue Dream (Organic, frosty)
Deadhead Kush (Stanky, frosty, dank!)
GH Strains: ~highly economical, strongly recommended for average users~
OG Kush (Not as much smell, darker, great trim, and frosty)
Purple Train-wreck (Frosty green buds with unique smell)
Lemon Drop (Lemony scent with tight trim and frosty buds)
Blackberry Kush (Frosty nugs, smelly)
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new supplier?
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no. not a new supplier. i was still adjusting to the whole SR scene and needed to play around with my prices and my quality more. i feel more confident in my collection of herbs that I'm 99.5 percent sure you'd be satisfied. why don't you order a sample of my indoor strains and give me another chance?
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Never... that was the worst deal I've done on the road. I still have all of it, I was going to do sort of a public shaming where I destroy it on camera.
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Never... that was the worst deal I've done on the road. I still have all of it, I was going to do sort of a public shaming where I destroy it on camera.
What is wrong with it or something? I was looking for a vendor and then ran across this posted today...
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Never... that was the worst deal I've done on the road. I still have all of it, I was going to do sort of a public shaming where I destroy it on camera.
What is wrong with it or something? I was looking for a vendor and then ran across this posted today...
posh didn't think FM was selling quality wares, but he/she seems to be the only one to think so - at least from what I've read.
At least a few people whose opinions I trust said that it's legit.
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Never... that was the worst deal I've done on the road. I still have all of it, I was going to do sort of a public shaming where I destroy it on camera.
Poshiger, how come everyone else I have been dealing with is happy but you think the cannabis is bad? You have no basis at all for any of your claims. You never posted a single picture.
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Never... that was the worst deal I've done on the road. I still have all of it, I was going to do sort of a public shaming where I destroy it on camera.
What is wrong with it or something? I was looking for a vendor and then ran across this posted today...
posh didn't think FM was selling quality wares, but he/she seems to be the only one to think so - at least from what I've read.
At least a few people whose opinions I trust said that it's legit.
there is nothing wrong with my products. i think my reviews and repeat customers are a testament to the quality i provide. poshiger pressured me to refund him the full amount under threat of a bad review ruining my reputation. now he is just spreading baseless claims in an attempt to ruin my reputation. i have proved myself worthy of respect from SR customers and will continue to provide orders for people on a consistent basis. all this shenanigan by poshiger only makes him look like a fool.
those who are hesitant ordering from me, READ the reviews on my vendor profile. that should answer any questions and alleviate any concerns. thank you.
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Sorry to be back into this thread, but this was my worst experience on the road and it pains me to think about still. It was my fault that I allowed myself to be talked into buying an ounce instead of a smaller sample order. I won't go into detail about the deal that went bad, it's in another thread, but I've been on the Road for a while and not had any experience near as bad as this one. This is the worst weed I've found that was being passed as high quality- completely unsmokeable. Strangely bad, I thought I had been scammed, and it confused me to see so many other positive reviews. Bizarre arguments were made in the dispute.
The thing that really deflated me was when I read after the whole ordeal that the vendor was a high school student. Damn. He or she is just a kid. So much wasted effort and typing. I've since moved on to other vendors and if you message me I'll send you my best-of.
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i don't understand. you ordered with me first then had me cancel your order because of the "fluctuation" in bitcoin prices. so i did what you requested. a few weeks later you placed your order again and asked for six different strains... i did what you requested and sent you the order. if i wanted to scam you, it would be easier for me to just not send you anything in the package!! i did everything you requested, but then you come back complaining about "chemical burns" and whatever other baseless claim on all six different strains. Honestly, the chances of 6 different strains all having some kind of problem with it is really rare considering if you read my other reviews, no one says anything near to what you have said. Plus, you didn't even bother to post one picture showing any of nugs. You say you have them still so why don't you show us what you are talking about? my current customers receive the same stuff from the same supplier with no complaints still. you are the only one.
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If you really want pics I can bring you some.
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If you really want pics I can bring you some.
i think i clearly asked you to provide pictures a few times in this thread alone...
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Hey FUNKYMAMA I was just wondering if you ever did an international order in the end? If not and you're still interested in trying to do so, let me know :)
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Just got my order in from big mama funk today, and I must say that I am impressed. Went with the greenhouse girl scout cookies and purple trainwreck (half oz of each); the girl scout cookies are massive...not more than 10 nugs in the whole half ounce, but every one is beautiful, dark with orange hairs - very much my kind of high...heady for a good half hour-hour into a nice mellow buzz that lasts. Smoked the purple train wreck about two hours later, so its a bit more difficult to pinpoint the attributes of the high, but I can say that the stuff tastes delicious (the kind of stuff where you just take one rip and repack to enjoy the flavor). Significantly lighter in color and slightly smaller in size than the GSC, but still little to no popcorn nugs/shake (which I really appreciate in a vendor). Both strains will stink your room up immediately...was a real treat just opening the package.
Took 2 business days to the east coast, stealth was simple and effective, overweight by .5g, funkymama answered my question quickly and did what I asked even though I fucked up and forgot to put the strains on the original order message. Top notch vendor, will definitely be my regular dude on the road.
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thanks orbiter for the review! i know that haters like poshiger has tried to claim my weed is bunk for whatever agenda he had against me, but it's honest people like you who leave thoughtful/honest reviews that help keep SR a vibrant and legitimate community! thank you for your business and please come back again!
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Hey, no problem. Happy to give honest reviews for honest vendors! Would like to upload high def pictures of each strain too, but not sure how to do it. Will get on learning how to anyway...and I'll def be back, best weed transaction i've had on the road
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Hey, no problem. Happy to give honest reviews for honest vendors! Would like to upload high def pictures of each strain too, but not sure how to do it. Will get on learning how to anyway...and I'll def be back, best weed transaction i've had on the road
Here ya go, bud: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/index.php
QicPic is hosted over at Freedom Hosting, so it's usually pretty reliable.
Hang on to your pics in case you need to reupload them.
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Hey, no problem. Happy to give honest reviews for honest vendors! Would like to upload high def pictures of each strain too, but not sure how to do it. Will get on learning how to anyway...and I'll def be back, best weed transaction i've had on the road
Here ya go, bud: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/index.php
QicPic is hosted over at Freedom Hosting, so it's usually pretty reliable.
Hang on to your pics in case you need to reupload them.
Thanks! The site isn't working so great at the moment, but I did manage to upload one picture of the girl scout cookies:
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/np_.JPG
Will try to add the others later on today.
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I'm a little late writing a review here(sorry MAMA :D). Anyways, I ordered a half ounce of C99 and a half of Extreme Blue Dream. My package arrived here in about 3 days. Package looked good and there was no smell. The bud is phenomenal! The C99 has a really frosty sativa look to it and the Blue Dream has a brighter/lighter green shade to it and is just as frosty. The moisture level of the bud was perfect as well. I honestly have no complaints about FUNKYMAMA and had a a pleasure buying from her.
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Thanks guys for the reviews! I am back with new selections of GH strains! Come by and take a look at my listings!!
can't get much better than 230 gh ounces!! ~~
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Thought I'd take a minute while waiting for funds to clear. I was bummed to see the MAMA is temp out of inventory. I've placed three orders so far and each one has been quick and stealthy. I'm a big fan of the GH buds they're a great value. Last batch was the purple jack herer and it was incredible with a great taste and a nice high. Also got a bag of shake and it smelled so strong, I had to put it multiple baggies to try to mask it, very cool. I'm not a very good reviewer but my actions speak for themselves. I'm back here looking for more from Funky Mama. Hurry back!