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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: butermon on August 19, 2012, 04:56 am
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So I've been working at Zaxbys for nearly 4 years now. I started out as a minimum wage cashier in high school and I'm now an assistant manager. My lovely district manager decides to inform me that they will start random drug testing all employees. I mean come on, why does it matter if I smoke a little MJ a few times a month, I am a college student. I've never been high at work and I surely don't plan to. I'm a great employee and have great customer service, even the owners tell me how good of a job I've done. So why the fuck would you have to drug test an employee who is doing their job well. Why the hell would it matter what I do in my own spare time. It obviously does not effect the way I work. I can definitely pass a drug test, I haven't smoked in a month and a half; however, I'm mad at the fact that my job is trying to control my life outside of work. I will be going back to college and would love to smoke some bud with some friends. I guess I'll have to indulge myself in the many other drugs that they don't test (LSD, Shrooms, Dmt,........................). Sorry for ranting I just had to let it out.
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You might want to edit your post. Nobody needs to know where you work.
Random drug testing does suck. I don't know what kind of store you work for, but if you're feeling ballsy, you could always talk to the person who is directly in charge of you. Let them know that you are a hard worker, and your history with the company, as well as positive reviews from coworkers, that you are a serious worker, and assure them that anything that you do outside of work is your own business and that it in no way effects your performance. You do not have to go into any details about which drugs you use, or the frequency that you use them.
I used to work for a HIV/AIDS clinic and did this once word got around about drug testing. You have to be as professional as possible and be sure that you are going to the person that is directly in charge, not your manager/supervisor, ect. From what I've read, it sounds like it's a small mom and pop type of store (family owned, not a chain/corp). Go to the owners and be honest with them.
or...
You could just go to the owners and say that you tried cannabis for the first time a week ago (and hated it, of course), and that you're really scared that a positive drug test will really hurt your reputation.
sdesu
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just carry some fake piss in your lunchbox
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look up the whizzinator, great investment
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Find out which over the counter medications give false positives, then if you fail say you took some and thats to blame, heres a list of stuff that will show positive for cannabis
THC - Substances or Conditions which can cause false positives
Dronabinol (Marinol)
Ibuprofen; (Advil, Nuprin, Motrin, Excedrin IB etc)
Ketoprofen (Orudis KT)
Kidney infection (Kidney disease, diabetes) Liver Disease
Naproxen (Aleve)
Promethazine (Phenergan, Promethegan)
Riboflavin (B2, Hempseed Oil)
info from this site
http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/false-positives.htm
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just carry some fake piss in your lunchbox
lol maybe in your pants I don't want piss anywhere near my lunch.
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Round up your fellow employees and tell upper management that you are all walking off the job never to return if they dont drop that bullshit new drug testing policy.
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Synthetic urine, problem solved. Drug tests aren't a problem if you keep some ready.
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Find out which over the counter medications give false positives, then if you fail say you took some and thats to blame, heres a list of stuff that will show positive for cannabis
THC - Substances or Conditions which can cause false positives
Dronabinol (Marinol)
Ibuprofen; (Advil, Nuprin, Motrin, Excedrin IB etc)
Ketoprofen (Orudis KT)
Kidney infection (Kidney disease, diabetes) Liver Disease
Naproxen (Aleve)
Promethazine (Phenergan, Promethegan)
Riboflavin (B2, Hempseed Oil)
info from this site
http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/false-positives.htm
Any insight on whether the products on that page will work for a friend who has a hair follicle test in 1 week and a half and did a fair amount of coke last week?
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Unfortunately when you work for someone else they pretty much own you. Yes, it is lame but even though I have a bad GHB habit which can't be detected on a drug test anyway, I can't say I'd want anyone working for me that does drugs. But then again, if they are doing their job right, and not walking in with glazed eyes acting like a retard smelling of MJ, then I wouldn't have a problem as long as I don't know about it. I've been self-employed for many years now. That is the only way I can work.
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Fake piss works best, has heating agent. But of course, if you are on probation or ordered by court to take piss tests they will stare at your junk and make sure the urine passes through a real penis.
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Fake piss works best, has heating agent. But of course, if you are on probation or ordered by court to take piss tests they will stare at your junk and make sure the urine passes through a real penis.
thats why you buy the whizzinator. Look it up
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Fake piss works best, has heating agent. But of course, if you are on probation or ordered by court to take piss tests they will star re at your junk and make sure the urine passes through a real penis.
thats why you buy the whizzinator. Look it up
I've heard of whizzinator. I'd rather not do any drugs than than take the risk of probation officer finding a dildo like object in my pants.
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Any insight on whether the products on that page will work for a friend who has a hair follicle test in 1 week and a half and did a fair amount of coke last week? (I posted wrong above-I am asking the question, not re-posting his quote-sorry....
The products I am inquiring about ar eon the site that Pluto posted:
http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/false-positives.htm
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Fake piss works best, has heating agent. But of course, if you are on probation or ordered by court to take piss tests they will star re at your junk and make sure the urine passes through a real penis.
thats why you buy the whizzinator. Look it up
I've heard of whizzinator. I'd rather not do any drugs than than take the risk of probation officer finding a dildo like object in my pants.
Really? Not me. I would shove a dildo like object up my PO's asshole if i could get high and not have to worry about it. SHit i might even be willing to shove it up my own as long as i could still safely get high.... :o
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Every place I have ever worked always talked about random drug testing. I have been "randomly" tested exactly once. It happened after I expressed my opinion to the boss that Willie Nelson's arrest for pot possession was crap, and that I thought it should be legal. I was sent down the very next morning for a piss test. Which I passed! Fuck them!
Everywhere else talked about random testing but only seemed to randomly test people who were injured at work.
Personally, I think the whole drug testing racket is BS and used by companies as a possible out for undesirable employees.
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I would rather have the dildo in my pants than lose my job and be tarnished for life. Your a freedom fighter and a martyr, why the fuck you scared of having a piece of rubber in your pants to fight for your freedom unless you are scared u might find something desirable about the fake cock?