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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Praetorian on August 19, 2013, 08:14 am

Title: ExtenZe is fake! My dick actually shrunk! lawl
Post by: Praetorian on August 19, 2013, 08:14 am
Whatever the fuck that shit is called; those commercials / infomercials are infinitely annoying.  But, does the shit work?  They make all these claims that "millions" of men take their dick-pills, and "millions" of women are happier due to this(rofl).  I would imagine, and always assumed it would a crock of shit. 

                Has anyone in a drugged-up stupor ordered that shit? Did you try it out? Any difference??

Half the girls I've slept with would get sore the first couple dozen times we'd fuck, and I often have heard things indicative of that I am NOT a candidate for this stuff. Even a hateful ex girlfriend once told me "the only thing you have going for you is your dick", so for me, if anything... I feel that IF these did work they would only make my sex-life difficult. 

From what I've read / heard... there are a lot more teenie peenies out there than not; which probably has something to do with this stupid commercial having been on the air so long.

                Fess up fellas... whose tried it? And did it make your dick bigger? or are you a late-night infomercial sucker?

                                   Those fucking actors in the commercials are TERRIBLE.
Title: Re: Extenz... is it real? Come on, I know someone here has tried it...
Post by: Urza on August 20, 2013, 06:01 pm
It doesn't make your dick bigger, it "improves your performance"
Title: Re: Extenz... is it real? Come on, I know someone here has tried it...
Post by: spectrum on August 20, 2013, 06:37 pm
Considering the company that sells it has been sued for false advertising, I'd say no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExtenZe

Title: Re: Extenz... is it real? Come on, I know someone here has tried it...
Post by: Praetorian on August 23, 2013, 02:38 am
Considering the company that sells it has been sued for false advertising, I'd say no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExtenZe

lmao.  Figured as much.  The guy who posted above you said, "It doesn't make it bigger, it improves performance", but the commercials very much convey that it "makes it bigger" ...

The infomercials are loaded with "testimonies" from men supposedly using the drug, and their girlfriends/wives at their side, both parties insisting "it's bigger" ...

I always thought it was a crock of shit.  I feel like I've seen that commercial running for like 15 years now, so someone must be buying it!  First time I heard/saw of it, I thought it was Viagra, or something similar.  But those paid actors in the commercials insist it makes their dicks bigger. rofl
Title: Re: Extenz... is it real? Come on, I know someone here has tried it...
Post by: cryngie on August 23, 2013, 02:51 am
If you really had a big dick you wouldn't be asking about a mystical product that could make it bigger now would you?
Title: Re: ExtenZe is fake! My dick actually shrunk! lawl
Post by: Praetorian on August 23, 2013, 04:09 am
If you really had a big dick you wouldn't be asking about a mystical product that could make it bigger now would you?

If you really had a big dick you wouldn't be asking about a mystical product that could make it bigger now would you?

You're right.  And we can prove that via the dark web, safely, so... let's start a debate about it here!  Pics or you're lying! 

The fact of the matter is, big or small; no one knows me here so why would I lie about it? It doesn't affect my standing on Silk Road.

My penis is 7 and 1/4 inches long, with a circumference of 5 and 1/2 inches, tapering off slightly just before the "head" ... Not that you needed to know that, but it's the honest truth.  And being that no one knows me, or can see my face, I am not ashamed to say that to you here.

I am white(I think).  And from what I understand, most of the white guys out there are packing a 6 or smaller(usually smaller).

This thread was inquisitive.  And solely for the purpose of knowing if those things were real or not.  I would imagine if they were real, they would work on everyone ... not just men with small penises.  I think a great deal of MEN, regardless of size, would be intrigued by that, no?  A great deal of WOMEN however, would not.  Cause then everyone with a small pecker would be as Cocky as me(pun intended), and everyone like me would be a god damned midget's arm holding an apple! 

In a handful of cases where I fucked around with a girl who had "seen it all" so to speak, she said there are some downright freaks-o-nature out there, but it's so unpleasant the first time; HUGE dicks are a turn off.  Even I struggle.  I couldn't really imagine having s 9-13 inch cock, especially a thicker one.

Oh well.  I now know it is fake; so does anyone who has read this thread.  BAM.