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Title: How to blow up a car?
Post by: 2marijuanaman on July 26, 2013, 10:22 pm
I want to detonate my vehicle. However, a half-assed job will not do. I need to know the easiest way to make it go KA-BOOM... any advice is really appreciated and no I dont plan on hurting anyone. I do not mind if I am injured/killed in the process of detonation
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: lizard8sum on July 26, 2013, 10:39 pm
Use coat hangers  and wire cans of butane to you manifold an muffler near gas tank .punch hole in gas tank for easier tank igniton
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: 2marijuanaman on July 28, 2013, 12:14 am
Use coat hangers  and wire cans of butane to you manifold an muffler near gas tank .punch hole in gas tank for easier tank igniton
Wait what that explanation made no sense.
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: BoNgOn on July 28, 2013, 02:34 am
I want to detonate my vehicle. However, a half-assed job will not do. I need to know the easiest way to make it go KA-BOOM... any advice is really appreciated and no I dont plan on hurting anyone. I do not mind if I am injured/killed in the process of detonation

Get help..
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: hotcrossbuns on July 28, 2013, 05:03 pm
dare i ask why the fuck do you want to blow up your car, possibly along with yourself?
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: snark on July 28, 2013, 05:05 pm
Wouldn't recommend it really, a kid in grade school did this and afterwards was seen running across the field with his hair on fire...
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: 2marijuanaman on July 28, 2013, 07:43 pm
Wouldn't recommend it really, a kid in grade school did this and afterwards was seen running across the field with his hair on fire...
He blew up a car and only his hair caught on fire?
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: verdant_world on July 28, 2013, 09:19 pm
i know this one- the answer is - very carefully
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: brodie on July 29, 2013, 02:45 am
From what I can tell you can punch/kick a car enough to the point it starts letting off a grayish smoke, and as you continue to kick/punch the car the smoke will turn to a thick black smoke, then if you keep at it a fire will ignite in the engine and the car will blow up within seconds.

*You can also use weapons such as bats/crowbars for faster explosions*


But, for safety I would recommend buying a weapon at a local Ammu-Nation or actually now that I think about it there is a place down near the Pay-n-Spray that will strap your car with c4 and give you the detonator to do the dirty. In my opinion this is the best way, because it completely cuts out the middle man.

Hope this helps!
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: Dr RA on July 29, 2013, 02:59 am
I do not mind if I am injured/killed in the process of detonation

Well that makes it easier.

Go order some of that cherry xanax mouth spray and chill the fuck out dude.
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: helpmywife on July 29, 2013, 03:45 am
so how long have you been up smoking meth? Or are you tripping and actually insane and had your breaking point maybe??? well either way i agree with Dr. RA on the cherry xanex idea, maybe an anti-pcychotic.....
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: ChemCat on July 29, 2013, 03:51 am
Quote from: brodie

But, for safety I would recommend buying a weapon at a local Ammu-Nation or actually now that I think about it there is a place down near the Pay-n-Spray that will strap your car with c4 and give you the detonator to do the dirty.
Hope this helps!

Dam  it CJ  don't let the Cat outtuh the Bag  LMAO!!   :P

Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: PureEnergy on July 29, 2013, 03:54 am
Rocket Launcher
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: 2marijuanaman on July 29, 2013, 08:59 am
Come on please give a real answer someone

I swear youll see me on the news
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: brodie on July 29, 2013, 10:20 am
drive off a mountain bitch nicca
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: isallmememe on July 29, 2013, 10:59 am
get about 30/40 gallons of gas. pour it all over the inside of you car, like all over the seats and carpets so its sloshing around the floor. drive down the freeway at 100mph, take out you lighter and bOOM!!!
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: kronik42088 on July 29, 2013, 11:16 am
throwing a lit cigarette down the fuel tank doesn't work.. already tried it..

easiest way would be to pour petrol over and in the car, then through a match or lit cigarette or zippo lighter on it... then take a few steps back..
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: isallmememe on July 29, 2013, 02:30 pm
protip: if you're throwing gas inside the car to light it, leave windows or doors open. i once poured gas through a slightly open sunroof and threw in a burning piece of paper. the shit went up but suffocated itself out almost immediately. i even saw the guy driving it the next day so it did pretty much no damage at all, lol.
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: Dr RA on July 29, 2013, 07:48 pm
Pouring gas all over is just going to get you a fire, not a real explosion.
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: Baraka on July 30, 2013, 07:31 am
Well placed thermite, detonated remotely via 20 feet of magnesium wire. You can also place containers of gasoline in the car for an additional explosion when the thermite is ignited. Should make for an unbelievable explosion and whatever remains should be shredded like metallic cheese.

Just one warning: you have to get the mag wire RIGHT or you'll earn yourself an instant closed casket funeral. Otherwise you can watch from a safe distance and break out the marshmallows and weenies. I'd like to see some footage too  ;D
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: kmfkewm on July 30, 2013, 08:28 am
Put a really big bomb in it.
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 30, 2013, 08:52 am
From what I can tell you can punch/kick a car enough to the point it starts letting off a grayish smoke, and as you continue to kick/punch the car the smoke will turn to a thick black smoke, then if you keep at it a fire will ignite in the engine and the car will blow up within seconds.

*You can also use weapons such as bats/crowbars for faster explosions*


But, for safety I would recommend buying a weapon at a local Ammu-Nation or actually now that I think about it there is a place down near the Pay-n-Spray that will strap your car with c4 and give you the detonator to do the dirty. In my opinion this is the best way, because it completely cuts out the middle man.

Hope this helps!

I learned that on Sega Genesis!
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: Dingo Ate My Drugs on July 30, 2013, 09:11 am
From what I can tell you can punch/kick a car enough to the point it starts letting off a grayish smoke, and as you continue to kick/punch the car the smoke will turn to a thick black smoke, then if you keep at it a fire will ignite in the engine and the car will blow up within seconds.

*You can also use weapons such as bats/crowbars for faster explosions*


But, for safety I would recommend buying a weapon at a local Ammu-Nation or actually now that I think about it there is a place down near the Pay-n-Spray that will strap your car with c4 and give you the detonator to do the dirty. In my opinion this is the best way, because it completely cuts out the middle man.

Hope this helps!
You have just made m crave playing GTA. Not too long until number 5 is out!  :)
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: d33pblu3 on July 30, 2013, 09:16 am
Come on please give a real answer someone

I swear youll see me on the news


Can you record the boom!, you know for the sr comunity :D?
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: Jack N Hoff on July 30, 2013, 09:28 am
From what I can tell you can punch/kick a car enough to the point it starts letting off a grayish smoke, and as you continue to kick/punch the car the smoke will turn to a thick black smoke, then if you keep at it a fire will ignite in the engine and the car will blow up within seconds.

*You can also use weapons such as bats/crowbars for faster explosions*


But, for safety I would recommend buying a weapon at a local Ammu-Nation or actually now that I think about it there is a place down near the Pay-n-Spray that will strap your car with c4 and give you the detonator to do the dirty. In my opinion this is the best way, because it completely cuts out the middle man.

Hope this helps!
You have just made m crave playing GTA. Not too long until number 5 is out!  :)

I thought we were talking about Street Fighter...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKmwZwplVc


Now I feel old :'(
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: Dingo Ate My Drugs on July 30, 2013, 10:44 am
Come on please give a real answer someone

I swear youll see me on the news


Can you record the boom!, you know for the sr comunity :D?
+1
Yes that would be awesome
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: Dingo Ate My Drugs on July 30, 2013, 10:55 am
From what I can tell you can punch/kick a car enough to the point it starts letting off a grayish smoke, and as you continue to kick/punch the car the smoke will turn to a thick black smoke, then if you keep at it a fire will ignite in the engine and the car will blow up within seconds.

*You can also use weapons such as bats/crowbars for faster explosions*


But, for safety I would recommend buying a weapon at a local Ammu-Nation or actually now that I think about it there is a place down near the Pay-n-Spray that will strap your car with c4 and give you the detonator to do the dirty. In my opinion this is the best way, because it completely cuts out the middle man.

Hope this helps!
You have just made m crave playing GTA. Not too long until number 5 is out!  :)

I thought we were talking about Street Fighter...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKmwZwplVc


Now I feel old :'(
I remember pay-n-spray from GTA, but whatever it reminds you of, let that be  :)
Old memories are the best things. Honestly, the world is becoming so boring. Bring back the 90's.
People these days spend their entire lives on their phones. Went out to dinner the other night with a group of 10-12 people. I look around and everybody except me and one other guy are looking at their phones.
It's so weird. You go and see people so you catch up with them, not so you can talk to other people.  :-\
And the 12 - 18 year olds are a whole lot worse. The world is doomed...
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: lizard8sum on July 30, 2013, 10:49 pm
Use coat hangers  and wire cans of butane to you manifold an muffler near gas tank .punch hole in gas tank for easier tank igniton
Wait what that explanation made no sense.
start the car let it run or drive it around when the cans get hot enought they will violenty explode one muffler next ti gas tank weelthere ya go
Title: Re: How to blow up a car?
Post by: TheCostelloGroup on July 30, 2013, 11:06 pm
I want to detonate my vehicle. However, a half-assed job will not do. I need to know the easiest way to make it go KA-BOOM... any advice is really appreciated and no I dont plan on hurting anyone. I do not mind if I am injured/killed in the process of detonation

Pissing myself laughing here at 11.10pm at the thought of this guy blowing his car up from 100m away and jumping with joy  :o

Why you wanting to burn her mate? Insurance? Or fun?