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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Caparino on April 25, 2012, 11:40 am

Title: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: Caparino on April 25, 2012, 11:40 am
I'm a greek lad from the country sides and I travel the world slaying concubines with my longsword.
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: Gary Oak on April 25, 2012, 11:44 am
So....this is a joke right? ???
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Post by: diskoking23 on April 25, 2012, 11:48 am
Professional drug-taker!!  8)
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Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 11:50 am
space man. not an astronaut, a space man. there is a difference :P
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Post by: Horizons on April 25, 2012, 11:56 am
Leader of the New Black Panthers and Grand Dragon of the KKK.
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: Gary Oak on April 25, 2012, 11:57 am
Oh why not, I'll play along. :P

I'm a Pokémon Professor whose specialty is fossil Pokémon as well as the legendary Pokémon of Sinnoh.
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 11:58 am
Leader of the New Black Panthers and Grand Dragon of the KKK.

so black as a ghost then? or white as the ace of spades?
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: Horizons on April 25, 2012, 12:03 pm
Leader of the New Black Panthers and Grand Dragon of the KKK.

so black as a ghost then? or white as the ace of spades?

Now, that's a horse of a different color.
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 12:05 pm
Leader of the New Black Panthers and Grand Dragon of the KKK.

so black as a ghost then? or white as the ace of spades?

Now, that's a horse of a different color.

don't look at me in that tone of voice....
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: CX on April 25, 2012, 12:27 pm
I run a school for gifted youngsters...
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Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on April 25, 2012, 12:33 pm
I run an injured mayfly sanctuary.

Its heartbreaking work.

Poor things always seem to die no matter how much care you give them.

 :)
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: 34tuforlunch on April 25, 2012, 12:49 pm
Im a full time strong black single indupendant women!
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: Caparino on April 25, 2012, 01:07 pm
God damn it... I was serious
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Post by: Christopher Moltisanti on April 25, 2012, 01:54 pm
I'm a SR addict..
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Post by: pennyloaferz on April 25, 2012, 02:02 pm
I am former NBA star Penny Hardaway- suck itttttt
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Post by: Horizons on April 25, 2012, 02:36 pm
God damn it... I was serious

Do you mean to imply that we all aren't?
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Post by: dihi28 on April 25, 2012, 02:42 pm
I'm an LEO.  Please also post who your employer is.  Home address and social security number too if you have it.
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Post by: lilith2u on April 25, 2012, 03:02 pm
United States attorney general.....but you can just call me Eric!...because even I LOVE the SR!
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Post by: divinechemicals on April 25, 2012, 04:03 pm
I'm a lawyer. If arrested for anything, I will represent myself.
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Post by: High Friend on April 25, 2012, 04:09 pm
I used to be Michael Jordon but now I'm the Travelocity gnome. Oh, I also worked a short stint as the Geico Gecko until I took an arrow to the knee.
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: Caparino on April 25, 2012, 05:14 pm
But I wasn't being sarcastic!!!
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Post by: poopiepants on April 25, 2012, 05:30 pm
God damn it... I was serious

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: TorGod on April 25, 2012, 05:41 pm
Full Time Hero, Part Time Villain
Title: Re: You exist in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: herbaman on April 25, 2012, 05:47 pm
Dreamer.
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: High Friend on April 25, 2012, 05:55 pm
I love how the topic just changed.
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: Caparino on April 25, 2012, 05:58 pm
I love how the topic just changed.

I love how you look like a concubine.. HYEEEAAHHH!
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: diskoking23 on April 25, 2012, 06:28 pm
It's the amazing topic changing thread!! Don't you just love electrons!! ;)
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: sdesu on April 25, 2012, 06:50 pm
Broccoli.  8)

sdesu
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: simplyanon on April 25, 2012, 06:55 pm
Broccoli.  8)

sdesu


Carrots. :D


I am a giant carrot who eats broccoli.

Nomnom.
Title: Re: State your profession!
Post by: Meister on April 25, 2012, 08:12 pm
Im a full time strong black single indupendant women!

I'm a part time strong black single independent woman, also part time Asian hooker which is how I was able to spell independent.
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: Horizons on April 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
The topic change makes this thread feel like it was started by a five-year-old.

This is not necessarily a bad thing.

Can someone pass the cannibal carrots?
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: Gary Oak on April 25, 2012, 11:01 pm
I would be pregnant with a polite Velociraptor named Jefferey, and would teach him the ways of the velocipede. We would have a jolly good time...until I die a natural death 46 years later. He would then eat my body and puke my guts in the place we both loved, the beach. :'(
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: Caparino on April 26, 2012, 04:51 am
The topic change makes this thread feel like it was started by a five-year-old.

This is not necessarily a bad thing.

Can someone pass the cannibal carrots?

Alright there dickhead, move along.
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: diskoking23 on April 26, 2012, 06:50 am
In fairness Caparino you asked for Horizons comments, you posted a dumb request, and then handed out negative karma for people pointing out your mistakes...
Play fair dude!! You can't invite people into your sandbox and then get angry when they play with your toys!
Title: Re: You live in a videogame. What are you?
Post by: simplyanon on April 26, 2012, 06:55 am
Wait, there was actually a point to this thread..?