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Discussion => Drug safety => Topic started by: chyeahwin on July 24, 2012, 05:20 pm

Title: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: chyeahwin on July 24, 2012, 05:20 pm
Smoked some weed last night and got a call from the PO about taking a drug test in about 4 hours. I've been drinking water, took some creatine, and some b12. Any other suggestions?
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: digitbh on July 24, 2012, 05:25 pm
Dude. You're probably fucked. Sorry to say.

You could take niacin. That may help. I've heard it takes THC out of your system. Just keep drinking a shit ton of water and Gatorade.

Good luck.
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: zero effect on July 24, 2012, 05:53 pm
There are masking agents but I think you are pretty fucked as I doubt you can find some in 4hrs.
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: Knomo on July 24, 2012, 06:00 pm
Drink vinegar and inject your bladder with a saline solution prior to the test.
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: digitbh on July 24, 2012, 06:08 pm
Drink vinegar and inject your bladder with a saline solution prior to the test.

That sounds terrible. lol
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: weedsaves on July 24, 2012, 07:26 pm
Run to your local head shop, pick up some synthetic urine. You can heat it up in the microwave and strap the included handwarmer on to keep it the proper temp for hours. Smuggle it in somehow (crotch it, tape it to leg etc.). If they watch you piss get a urinator (fake dick that the piss goes thru).

Good luck,

weedsaves
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: b0lixtrader on July 25, 2012, 01:10 am
Just drink a shitload of water+ cranberry juice + a cup of vinegar and piss as much as you can before the test.   Niacin doesnt do jack.  They can see high levels of creatine i believe.  Your best bet is too simply wash out your bladder as well as dilute your piss a bit to pass. Good luck
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: H4L101 on July 25, 2012, 01:33 am
Well if you live with somebody you could make it so the toilet wont flush so when they piss it will still be in there and you could take that put it in a baggy and use it haha it has worked for me before..you gotta do wutcha gotta do.
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: OuterLimits on July 25, 2012, 02:07 am
This always worked for me in the past, but I'm not sure why you would want to go through all of this anymore when there is synthetic weed now...

1. Get a jug of Ocean Spray 100% Cranberry Juice (Make sure you get the one that says 100%) - Try to drink all of this in less than 20 minutes

2. Take vitamin b12 (B12 Pills work, but I've found the B12 liquid works best for making you urine more yellow)

3. Start drinking water like crazy for the next few hours....about 20 fl oz bottle of water every 10 minutes (Occasionally take more b12)


Every 5-10 minutes you should have to pee like you haven't pissed all day! If 10 minutes goes by since you last took a piss, and you don't have to pee so bad you can't stand it...then you didn't drink enough water.

I recommend starting this whole process about 4 hours before you have to take the test and continue to drink water and take b12 up until 30 minutes before you take the test.

Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: Cozmo on July 25, 2012, 02:20 am
First and foremost, any tampering of the urine is an automatic positive. So if its watered down so much that is bascially water coming out, that is a positive. If it is too acidic (i.e. drinking vinegar) it comes out as a positive. They screen for all masking agents.
The only option is goto the headshop buy a fake dick to pee out of and someone else's urine.
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: blowdrobro on July 25, 2012, 03:54 am
Synthetic urine, bro. Get quickfix v5.7: http://www.quickfixurine.com/
Title: Re: Drug testing in 4 hours. Suggestions?
Post by: digitbh on July 26, 2012, 05:59 pm
I wish we could get an update from OP. Surely OP will deliver.