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Title: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 01:00 am
As any American who is still looking for drugs or a way to have a good time will tell you, we are by no means out of the woods. A full and vibrant recovery is still many months away. And I will not let up until those Americans who seek drugs can find them. 

But we did not come here just to clean up crises. We came here to build a future. I come to speak to all of you about an issue that is central to that future and that is the issue of drugs costing too much money.

Everyone understands the extraordinary hardships that are placed on the drugless, who live every day just one asshole or accident away from a nervous break down. These are middle-class Americans.

Then there's the problem of rising cost. We spend one and a half times more per person on drugs than any other country, but we aren't any higher for it.

Now, these are the facts. Nobody disputes them. We know we must reform this system.

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For a limited time I am offering 3g of "Amazon" strain mushrooms for the price of $1. I will edit this listing when the samples are all gone. This listing comes with free first class shipping. I will be selling a variety of drugs, but I want to become comfortable with the system, and I want buyers on the road to become comfortable with purchasing from me.

*Must have minimum of 5 past orders

*Please bump this thread when you place order.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/faa4472818

Thanks! :)




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Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 01:03 am
Anyone know why the listing is rounding down to $0?
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: tcobambientAgain on October 01, 2013, 01:10 am
Tried to place an order and it won't go to Order status?
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: iwouldlikethat on October 01, 2013, 01:17 am
There's no postage option, I think that may be why I am unable to "purchase" this sample!

I really want to try these and write a review :)!
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 01:20 am
Tried to place an order and it won't go to Order status?

I'm going to make a new listing. Somethings buggy
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: iwouldlikethat on October 01, 2013, 01:21 am
Tried to place an order and it won't go to Order status?

I'm going to make a new listing. Somethings buggy
looking forward to it :D
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: tcobambientAgain on October 01, 2013, 01:23 am
Tried to place an order and it won't go to Order status?

I'm going to make a new listing. Somethings buggy
looking forward to it :D

Indeed!
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 01:30 am
Alright guys give this a try. I didn't peg the dollar amount.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/faa4472818
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: iwouldlikethat on October 01, 2013, 01:33 am
Alright guys give this a try. I didn't peg the dollar amount.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/faa4472818
ordered :D

can't wait to review!

thanks mr. obama
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 01:34 am
Alright guys give this a try. I didn't peg the dollar amount.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/faa4472818
ordered :D

can't wait to review!

thanks mr. obama

No good American will go without mind altering chemicals.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: teaball on October 01, 2013, 01:55 am
Worked fine ...Thanks and good luck with your new venture
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: tcobambientAgain on October 01, 2013, 01:55 am
All Praises Due To Allah!

Thank you Mr President.  Look forward to the trip and I'll leave a review. 
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: calicojak on October 01, 2013, 02:17 am
Thanks! My order has been placed and I'll be sure to leave a review/trip report once received and consumed. 8)
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: cloudedhouse on October 01, 2013, 02:22 am
Just ordered a sample, can't wait to try! I'll be sure to write up a trip report. Thank you, Mr. President.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: gametime on October 01, 2013, 02:23 am
Just placed order and forgot to do this first though sorry little burnt lol. i would like to share with a decent size group of people who would love them wish i could grab more then one. but guess ill have to enjoy the fungus with just 1 friend. cant do shrooms all alone thats no fun. hmmm who will be my lucky partner. well cant wait to eat and review.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: taser on October 01, 2013, 03:25 am
Always looking to find a new vendor. The only issue I have is stealth. Do you think you could pm me how its shipped because I currently live at home and don't want someone else to get a surprise.

ps. Great Fucking picture for the sales image
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: darkmagic65 on October 01, 2013, 03:48 am
obama I sent you a pm on sr please read thanks
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: gn0ssos on October 01, 2013, 03:57 am
Hey Obama, any possible way you could make an exception on the 5 past orders rule? I actually have my first 5 orders in transit right now, should be finalizing any day now, but I've been a member for about a year. I've got good forum stats if that counts for anything and will be sure to leave a very detailed, well thought out review. I guess I'll go ahead and give it a try and make my order, I'll PM you on SR as well. :D
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 03:58 am
Just ordered a sample, can't wait to try! I'll be sure to write up a trip report. Thank you, Mr. President.

Thanks! My order has been placed and I'll be sure to leave a review/trip report once received and consumed. 8)

Each of us deserves the freedom to pursue our own version of happiness. Glad I could aid.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: darkmagic65 on October 01, 2013, 04:00 am
are you going to be able to help me?
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: chicagomix on October 01, 2013, 04:05 am
Just miraculously got an order in. So excited. Thanks, Mr. President! ;) Looking forward to it.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 04:06 am
are you going to be able to help me?

The study of law can be disappointing at times, a matter of applying narrow rules and arcane procedure to an uncooperative reality; a sort of glorified accounting that serves to regulate the affairs of those who have power--and that all too often seeks to explain, to those who do not, the ultimate wisdom and justness of their condition.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: bron_johnson on October 01, 2013, 04:07 am
ordered and waiting!
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 04:10 am
Just miraculously got an order in. So excited. Thanks, Mr. President! ;) Looking forward to it.

It's the little people like you that make America the great country it is.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: gn0ssos on October 01, 2013, 04:15 am
Just miraculously got an order in. So excited. Thanks, Mr. President! ;) Looking forward to it.

It's the little people like you that make America the great country it is.

No, it's all about you, Mr. President! ;) Just ordered, will be looking forward to it! Got a festie coming up I think these will come in handy. You've made my day. <3
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: snaKe3 on October 01, 2013, 04:16 am
Just placed an order.  This is why I always keep spare coin in my wallet!  ;D
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 04:17 am
Someone asked earlier about stealth. It's a envelope. Multiple layers. Flat.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: darkmagic65 on October 01, 2013, 04:19 am
sadly it seems half the people getting them arnt even replying here
and i only have 0.015 coin i really wish i had 0.075
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: cityoflights on October 01, 2013, 04:23 am
Barely got my order in. Thanks so much. :)
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: chicagomix on October 01, 2013, 04:32 am
Just miraculously got an order in. So excited. Thanks, Mr. President! ;) Looking forward to it.

It's the little people like you that make America the great country it is.

;) You give me hope, Mr. President. Thanks again.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: anonypunk on October 01, 2013, 04:33 am
Man the listing I had was taken from my cart as soon as I got the extra 0.01usd I needed.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: ShillAccount on October 01, 2013, 03:59 pm
Mr. President, can I get your take on shill accounts? Yay or Nay?
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 01, 2013, 05:38 pm
Mr. President, can I get your take on shill accounts? Yay or Nay?

My experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and shills must be based on what shills is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of shills wherever they appear.”
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: gn0ssos on October 01, 2013, 06:03 pm
Mr. President, can I get your take on shill accounts? Yay or Nay?

My experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and shills must be based on what shills is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of shills wherever they appear.”

Dude, bravo on keeping in character. I'm loving this thread. You're hilarious.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: gn0ssos on October 01, 2013, 07:41 pm
Damn, he cancelled my order cause I didn't meet the 5 order criteria. Might be one sample still available now for anyone who can get it. :(
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: chicagomix on October 05, 2013, 08:16 pm
Did anyone who ordered this sample ever receive it? Mine was marked "in transit" a day before the shutdown. Wondering if anybody has received theirs.

P.s.
Fuck yourself, feds.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Dracivonican on October 06, 2013, 12:12 am
Did anyone who ordered this sample ever receive it? Mine was marked "in transit" a day before the shutdown. Wondering if anybody has received theirs.

P.s.
Fuck yourself, feds.

I didn't.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: jack2324 on October 07, 2013, 02:44 am
Never got mine.  Messaged him on Sheep and he said it was on the way, but still nothing.  Oh well :(
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: nicedayproject on October 07, 2013, 04:08 am
I don't know if it's the same dude, but there's a "Barack Obama" on Sheep offering ridiculously cheap shrooms (~$100 an ounce).
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: jack2324 on October 08, 2013, 05:40 pm
It is.  Confirmed with him using same PGP he had on his SR account.  That being said I don't think anyone has gotten said shrooms, though mine may be in the mail?  I'll definitely update if they ever make it.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: cloudedhouse on October 09, 2013, 08:13 am
I haven't gotten them either, will update when/if I do.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: tonymontana101 on October 09, 2013, 01:19 pm
Unfortunately nothing is coming for me. I contacted him on Sheep and he replied with

"I marked it in transit it, fell asleep, and woke up to the road have been taken down."
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: chicagomix on October 12, 2013, 02:36 am
No one will be receiving them. This is his new account complaining on the new forums that the new DPR won't give him a "bond-free" vendor account since he never actually sent anything out to anyone. He lies in the thread by saying he never marked them in transit and obviously, according to everyone here, he did: http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=211.msg2290#msg2290

Bummer.
Title: Re: Obama's Silkroad Stimulus package; 3g of shrooms for 1$ & free shipping.
Post by: Im BarackObama on October 13, 2013, 04:18 pm
No one will be receiving them. This is his new account complaining on the new forums that the new DPR won't give him a "bond-free" vendor account since he never actually sent anything out to anyone. He lies in the thread by saying he never marked them in transit and obviously, according to everyone here, he did: https://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion.to/index.php?topic=211.msg2290#msg2290

Bummer.

Let me be the the first to say GO FUCK YOURSELF.

They were $1 samples. I was more concerned with protecting the people who placed orders (90% of you did not encrypt). In a time of confusion, I was not about to send out drugs to people whos address may or may not have been in the hands of the feds.

You're a stupid piece of shit. Sorry for looking out for the best intrest of the customor and not risking your ass.