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Title: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on May 29, 2012, 04:57 am
So I find myself in possession of 10oz of what is apparently Cheese/Big Bud cross breed sitting in front of me and it's making my house smell quite a lot and yet I can't sell it because it isn't mine.

What a vex.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Gary Oak on May 29, 2012, 05:12 am
Oh my gosh that sounds delicious though! ;D What a bummer you can't touch it though, that's just a damn shame. :'(
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on May 29, 2012, 05:28 am
Oh my gosh that sounds delicious though! ;D What a bummer you can't touch it though, that's just a damn shame. :'(

Thing is I don't actually smoke puff myself in the sense that I buy it or whatever, but this stuff looks so ping-pong-tiddly it just seems a shame not to try it. I might just buy a bit off the owner and make dope-pasta-sauce. Dunno if you have ever done that Gaz but it's actually lush.

Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Gary Oak on May 29, 2012, 05:57 am
Oh my gosh that sounds delicious though! ;D What a bummer you can't touch it though, that's just a damn shame. :'(

Thing is I don't actually smoke puff myself in the sense that I buy it or whatever, but this stuff looks so ping-pong-tiddly it just seems a shame not to try it. I might just buy a bit off the owner and make dope-pasta-sauce. Dunno if you have ever done that Gaz but it's actually lush.

Hell yeah! My brother in law grows quite a few strains himself, so we take it upon ourselves to try as many recipes as we can. I really enjoyed the spaghetti but still, nothing beats a well made Scooby Snack. ;D
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on May 29, 2012, 06:49 am
Oh my gosh that sounds delicious though! ;D What a bummer you can't touch it though, that's just a damn shame. :'(

Thing is I don't actually smoke puff myself in the sense that I buy it or whatever, but this stuff looks so ping-pong-tiddly it just seems a shame not to try it. I might just buy a bit off the owner and make dope-pasta-sauce. Dunno if you have ever done that Gaz but it's actually lush.

Hell yeah! My brother in law grows quite a few strains himself, so we take it upon ourselves to try as many recipes as we can. I really enjoyed the spaghetti but still, nothing beats a well made Scooby Snack. ;D

Yano what is well good? Carbonara sauce. Fucking A.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 07:21 am
Yeah sure, I did it the other night and it was awesome.

You make canni-butter so the ganj doesnt frazzle whilst cooking. You whack some olive oil in a pan (preferably extra virgin) and add some spring onion and normal onion and let them soften whilst adding a little salt and pepper, basil, oregano and garlic. You let that lot all soften so you have the flavour base. Then you chop some peppers (green and red) and add them in with some sundried tomatoes and let those soften nice and slow. Once they have sweated you take your meat (will go into this later) and add that in and allow that to cook. Finally you take your tinned diced tomatoes and add that on top and allow it all to cook nicely. You should add more seasoning after you add your meat and then again when you add your tinned toms. All this should be slow cooked on a low heat.

For the meat for this recipe I recommend you either do meatballs or or either diced chicken or lamb. If you do meatballs you do that shit home-made and you do it properly they gotta be all beef and onion. Anyone who buys them shop bought or puts rusk/bread in them can get the FUCK out. To make meatballs you should get your mince made from steak and add onions to the mix and some chilies with the seeds and roll them into either big or little balls (I prefer medium to big) and baste them a little to make them stick. You should of course season your meat with salt and pepper as well. You should sear the meat in a separate pan and then put it in to the pasta sauce and then slow cook it to finish.

Oh and the best pasta to use is either penne, fusilli, ditalini or conchiglie. Don't bother with the string/rippon pastas because I don't think it's that kind of dish because the sauce is quite chunky. If you have to have a long pasta then go with tagliatelle.

To go with it you should knock up a salad with lambs tongue lettuce, buffalo mozzarella, strawberries, apple, spring onion and black olives drizzled with olive oil and maybe a little bit of dressing. Also bake up some ciabattas but DON'T fucking butter them like a pleb, you need to dip that goodness in olive oil and vinaigrette.

Get's you mashed and it's lush.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: sdesu on June 01, 2012, 07:24 am
Yeah sure, I did it the other night and it was awesome.

You make canni-butter so the ganj doesnt frazzle whilst cooking. You whack some olive oil in a pan (preferably extra virgin) and add some spring onion and normal onion and let them soften whilst adding a little salt and pepper, basil, oregano and garlic. You let that lot all soften so you have the flavour base. Then you chop some peppers (green and red) and add them in with some sundried tomatoes and let those soften nice and slow. Once they have sweated you take your meat (will go into this later) and add that in and allow that to cook. Finally you take your tinned diced tomatoes and add that on top and allow it all to cook nicely. You should add more seasoning after you add your meat and then again when you add your tinned toms. All this should be slow cooked on a low heat.

For the meat for this recipe I recommend you either do meatballs or or either diced chicken or lamb. If you do meatballs you do that shit home-made and you do it properly they gotta be all beef and onion. Anyone who buys them shop bought or puts rusk/bread in them can get the FUCK out. To make meatballs you should get your mince made from steak and add onions to the mix and some chilies with the seeds and roll them into either big or little balls (I prefer medium to big) and baste them a little to make them stick. You should of course season your meat with salt and pepper as well. You should sear the meat in a separate pan and then put it in to the pasta sauce and then slow cook it to finish.

Get's you mashed and it's lush as fuck.

oh my god..... yes...*drool*
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 07:28 am
Haha yeah it is lush man.

Even without the ganj it's lush.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: sdesu on June 01, 2012, 07:32 am
Haha yeah it is lush man.

Even without the ganj it's lush. To go with it you should knock up a salad with lambs tongue lettuce, buffalo mozzarella, strawberries, apple, spring onion and black olives drizzled with olive oil and maybe a little bit of dressing. Also bake up some ciabattas but DON'T fucking butter them like a pleb, you need to dip that goodness in olive oil and vinaigrette.

I need a private cook. I am willing to pay cash or with drugs.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: UKMJ on June 01, 2012, 08:44 am
If you do this I suggest making 2 lots, because after eating the one with the herb you will get the munchies and want more. If you dont have some herb free pasta there you will get stuck in a sort of catch 22 situation.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 08:51 am
If you do this I suggest making 2 lots, because after eating the one with the herb you will get the munchies and want more. If you dont have some herb free pasta there you will get stuck in a sort of catch 22 situation.

Haha thats what the bread and the salad is for dude. ;)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 01, 2012, 09:12 am
I don't smoke pot either.. A cannabutter extraction is the fucking shit.. The chocolate biscuits I made are so nice, that my wife asked me this morning before we left for work... 'could we have a little this eve' - Fuck yeah!! was my reply! - The fridge does however stink of weed!! :)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 09:25 am
fucking starving now....should put a disclaimer in the title "this thread will make your stomach make funny noises"
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 09:29 am
fucking starving now....should put a disclaimer in the title "this thread will make your stomach make funny noises"

Haha I know the feeling. Bout to have a chicken and mushroom salad with some soup and a nan bread. It's the way forward.

Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 11:25 am
i've just done a whole packet of jaffa cakes. can't leave the bastard things alone, they're more more-ish than bing!
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 11:33 am
i've just done a whole packet of jaffa cakes. can't leave the bastard things alone, they're more more-ish than bing!

LOL I can't stand the bastard things man. I am a hobnobs or Viennese sandwich man myself. Or the plain old chocolate digestive. Love them fuckers.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 01, 2012, 11:36 am
I may have to post my chocolate biscuit recipe too... The cannabutter extraction i used, (and this made 10 slices of choco-biscuity goodness) was 7 grams of (found leaves! Yup, just some trim I stumbled across!) 100 grams of butter put it in a pan, stew up for 1 to 2 hours, (smells a lot) add a bit of boiling water to it to stop it burning, and then just before the end, but about 50 to 100ml in... Run it through a kitchen sieve, making sure all the water/butter is out put it in a glass bowl, stick it in the fridge for a couple of hours, then tip the water away, your left with beautiful green butter, that can be cooked with, or added to cakes, pasta, spread on toast!! (You can even freeze it!)

:)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 11:59 am
can't stand hobnobs but yeah with you on the viennese sandwiches, and the choccy digestives but i always dunk em for too long and they fall into my coffee >:( i do have a bit of a problem leaving them alone though - if the packet is open those fuckers are GONE.
that cannabutter sounds bad ass
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 12:09 pm
can't stand hobnobs but yeah with you on the viennese sandwiches, and the choccy digestives but i always dunk em for too long and they fall into my coffee >:( i do have a bit of a problem leaving them alone though - if the packet is open those fuckers are GONE.
that cannabutter sounds bad ass

Yeah I don't quite do the butter in the same way for the pasta. I grind the puff and then just put it in the pan for 45 mins. :) Oh and my recipe you need up to an 8th depending on how much you are cooking.

Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 01, 2012, 12:16 pm
I suppose it's whether you want a load of weed in the dish your cooking!! - Not too nice in sweets, but you'd hardly notice it in the pasta!!
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 12:27 pm
I suppose it's whether you want a load of weed in the dish your cooking!! - Not too nice in sweets, but you'd hardly notice it in the pasta!!

Yeah exactly man, with the garlic/basil/oregano etc you dont even notice it especially if you slow cook because the weed basically dissolves if you grind it fine anyway. You don't notice it at all. :)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 12:36 pm
i did some pot cookies a few years back and left them on the side to cool down and nipped down the pub for a swift half. when i got back a couple of hours later my mrs was fucking mashed. i noticed the cookies were gone - she got in from work, ate one of them, got the munchies and fucking ploughed through the whole plate of them! there was over a hen of pot in there. she needed 2 days off work ::)

think that's the last time i cooked with it
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 01, 2012, 12:42 pm
Last weekend, me and bag for life had a large slice each.... She freaked out and pulled a whitey! about 5 hours later we managed to peel ourselves off the sofa! - Tonight, we're gonna start small... It's surprisingly strong, and what can you do to feel better if you do have too much??
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 12:43 pm
i did some pot cookies a few years back and left them on the side to cool down and nipped down the pub for a swift half. when i got back a couple of hours later my mrs was fucking mashed. i noticed the cookies were gone - she got in from work, ate one of them, got the munchies and fucking ploughed through the whole plate of them! there was over a hen of pot in there. she needed 2 days off work ::)

think that's the last time i cooked with it

LOL Raoul your Mrs sounds like a slice of legend.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 12:57 pm
she used to be, we used to get absolutely battered together. she cost me a lot of money when i was shifting bing but shes calmed down a bit too much these days and expects me to do the same! - 'fuck off love, you're the one who's changed, i like getting shit faced'
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 01, 2012, 01:07 pm
Ha.... Same for me Duke!

She lets her hair down once in a blue moon!! Next weekend she wants to do some Bing though... Hurray!!
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 01:08 pm
Haha denied Dukey, completely denied. I'm free and single so I don't have these issues. :P

And more women should do Bing. Makes them more exciting. I am not a woman and I think I shall do some now, will make my Friday more exciting.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 01, 2012, 01:15 pm
My wife would talk the hind legs off you Lim... She can fucking debate for England after a line or two!

She scared the shit out of a more 'sensitive' pal of mine... He was getting a little paranoid anyway, she almost tipped him over the edge!! Bless him! Agreed though, My vote is for B.O.B.   (Birds on Bing!) :D
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 01:30 pm
My wife would talk the hind legs off you Lim... She can fucking debate for England after a line or two!

She scared the shit out of a more 'sensitive' pal of mine... He was getting a little paranoid anyway, she almost tipped him over the edge!! Bless him! Agreed though, My vote is for B.O.B.   (Birds on Bing!) :D

Yeah I like that though to be honest mate. I hate a woman that you can't have a deep convo with. No good having interesting people in the world otherwise the world wouldn't be...well interesting.

Ahhhh Dutchaanbod is the man. ;)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 01, 2012, 01:36 pm
I think I'll put an order in with him next time... I'm wondering if he has a couple of batches, some peeps are saying it's yellow... Either way, I'll run it through an Acetone wash!
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 01:38 pm
I think I'll put an order in with him next time... I'm wondering if he has a couple of batches, some peeps are saying it's yellow... Either way, I'll run it through an Acetone wash!

I dunno who is getting this yellow shit, mine is white tacky powder.  :-\
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 02:06 pm
Haha denied Dukey, completely denied. I'm free and single so I don't have these issues. :P


nah this is how it's always been - i'm me - i get wasted - that's what happens. shes ok with it, she would prefer me to calm down but she can't do the nut about it cos she was the same, she just don't want to do it any more. so i still get absolutely plastered, just not with her any more. it is a shame, but on the up side at least i've always got a lift home now :)

laying off the coke this month - got 5 e's, and gram of K and a fair bit of hash to tide me over :) gonna be a good night tonight as well - she's round one of her mates house so i'm gonna get on the old dog to a few mates and get a little party going :)

i'm gonna go with dutchie next time as well if Tetravort ain't back, and looking at his profile page 'last seen 1 month ago' it ain't looking likely :( fucking shame man - out of all the coke i've had anywhere, IRL, on SR, on holiday - TV's was the best hands down no question. he got the wash perfect, that was as close to pure cocaine as it can be. WTF has happened to him??

Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 02:27 pm
Haha denied Dukey, completely denied. I'm free and single so I don't have these issues. :P


nah this is how it's always been - i'm me - i get wasted - that's what happens. shes ok with it, she would prefer me to calm down but she can't do the nut about it cos she was the same, she just don't want to do it any more. so i still get absolutely plastered, just not with her any more. it is a shame, but on the up side at least i've always got a lift home now :)

laying off the coke this month - got 5 e's, and gram of K and a fair bit of hash to tide me over :) gonna be a good night tonight as well - she's round one of her mates house so i'm gonna get on the old dog to a few mates and get a little party going :)

i'm gonna go with dutchie next time as well if Tetravort ain't back, and looking at his profile page 'last seen 1 month ago' it ain't looking likely :( fucking shame man - out of all the coke i've had anywhere, IRL, on SR, on holiday - TV's was the best hands down no question. he got the wash perfect, that was as close to pure cocaine as it can be. WTF has happened to him??

Haha fair play. I never samples Tet's stuff, never actually heard of him till you mentioned him. However I have had 95% pure Bing that was done from an extraction and then acetone washed and Dutches is the only product I've had that really comes close. I tested his stuff as well the first time I got it and the purity was as stated. Never bothered looking for anyone else since. :)

I have got 4 of SuperTrips' speakers, about 2g of K and 2g of Duchaan's Bing. Just ordered 2g of MD from Ivory too. Gotta keep it stocked. I can't wait to get my next batch of Meph in though, been out of stock for too long and missed that shit. :P

Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 02:33 pm
man those speakers are AWESOME, best pills i've had in a long while - can you remember that batch of Doves going around in the early 90's, when pills were proper pills - there was this one batch that blew your head off - these speakers are as close to those as i've ever found.

i've got the 'sequel to the speaker', those triforce things. i'll let you know what they're like.

if TV does show his face again you've got to give him a go mate, it's expensive but worth every penny in my book
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 02:36 pm
man those speakers are AWESOME, best pills i've had in a long while - can you remember that batch of Doves going around in the early 90's, when pills were proper pills - there was this one batch that blew your head off - these speakers are as close to those as i've ever found.

i've got the 'sequel to the speaker', those triforce things. i'll let you know what they're like.

if TV does show his face again you've got to give him a go mate, it's expensive but worth every penny in my book

Yeah I will do man, you know I'm a snob when it comes to Bing anyway so price doesn't really come into it for me. And yeah let me know how the Triforces are, I'm not really into pills, prefer crystal but I appreciate the good ones.

And haha I don't remember them mate, without being to open I was a little young to have hit the 90s scene. ;)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 02:44 pm
come to think of it, so was i for the early 90's - must have meant late 90's. i much prefer pills over mandy though, mandy destroys me for the next week and the suicide tuesdays are bloody terrible. pills i can handle no problem
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 02:51 pm
come to think of it, so was i for the early 90's - must have meant late 90's. i much prefer pills over mandy though, mandy destroys me for the next week and the suicide tuesdays are bloody terrible. pills i can handle no problem

Haha again, I was a bit young for the late 90s. ;)

I am the reverse. I can handle Mandy allllll day long but pills finish me off and make me hate life. :P
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 02:54 pm
right, nice chatting burt - i'm off to get fed, watered and el-spanko-ed :)

toodle-pip
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 03:01 pm
right, nice chatting burt - i'm off to get fed, watered and el-spanko-ed :)

toodle-pip

Later Dukey! Have fun! :)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: fastcat on June 01, 2012, 03:47 pm
man those speakers are AWESOME, best pills i've had in a long while - can you remember that batch of Doves going around in the early 90's, when pills were proper pills - there was this one batch that blew your head off - these speakers are as close to those as i've ever found.

i've got the 'sequel to the speaker', those triforce things. i'll let you know what they're like.

if TV does show his face again you've got to give him a go mate, it's expensive but worth every penny in my book

Think you'll be in for a treat. I took a Triforce over the holiday weekend at a goa trance party, about 3 hours into an LSD trip off 1.5 GFD Dancing Bear blotters (110ug each). Not something I'd do every weekend, but I had an amazing time candyflipping on them.

Got mine from MadeInHolland btw, second batch.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 01, 2012, 04:15 pm
Sweet, looking forward to them. Tell ya, this fucking forums like a drug in itself isn't it, I've just got home to find a couple of deliveries so jumped straight back on to finalise them and I've just found myself wander straight back over to the forums. I need to do shit FFS. See ya laterz
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 01, 2012, 04:16 pm
Sweet, looking forward to them. Tell ya, this fucking forums like a drug in itself isn't it, I've just got home to find a couple of deliveries so jumped straight back on to finalise them and I've just found myself wander straight back over to the forums. I need to do shit FFS. See ya laterz

Haha reign it in Raouly, reeeign it in. :P
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 02, 2012, 02:18 am
These pills are awesome mate, had 1 about 11ish and I'm still up :) just done a 80mg line of Ket as well, try a bit of kitty flipping out
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 02, 2012, 02:32 am
Kitty flipping is fuckin awesome mate. I am totally tripping balls. Took me about an hour to write this
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 02, 2012, 05:12 am
Kitty flipping is fuckin awesome mate. I am totally tripping balls. Took me about an hour to write this

Haha told you it was good bruv. :P
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 02, 2012, 11:44 am
Man it got messy last night. My mates fucked off about half 12 so I got the k out and smoked about half of that gold seal I got off ukpharm. Got to sleep about 5, up about half 11 having a right old stare at everything. Already got a glass of vino on the go - bit of booze always sorts my comedown out. Could do with a bit of bing actually to perk me up
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 02, 2012, 12:00 pm
Haha good lad. I had an early night and now I'm catching up on the Apprentice. Good times.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: sollemnis on June 02, 2012, 12:02 pm
Limetless, you know all the good combos mate!  8) I remember that Drone + K combo... Now that was was heavenly.  Can't wait to do the Bing + Drone combo!!!!!  8)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 02, 2012, 12:27 pm
Ah mate, kitty flippings my new fave - it was a speedball, but I'm off the h now and last night was the best! Def better than a speedball. Time for a spliff I reckon
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 02, 2012, 12:38 pm
Haha yeah it is fun ain't it. You should try snorting K with MD. It's the way forward. :P
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 02, 2012, 12:46 pm
Snorting Mandy don't do shit for me unless I'm already up for some reason, had fat lines of it before but if I ain't already dropped it just doesn't touch me, just proper stings
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 02, 2012, 01:03 pm
Snorting Mandy don't do shit for me unless I'm already up for some reason, had fat lines of it before but if I ain't already dropped it just doesn't touch me, just proper stings

Weird. Sniffing is my ROA of choice for everything to be honest. Not sure why you don't feel it that way, that is odd.  :-\
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Kappacino on June 02, 2012, 01:36 pm
I've been out of weed for a while.. not out of choice though.

But you know what my subconscious serves up for me? A ten bag in my fucking dreams. I got high as fuck whilst asleep, and then woke up and I was sober. The trippiest fucking thing ever.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 02, 2012, 01:39 pm
Yeah coke h n k does what's its supposed to when I toot it but Mandy never has. It is weird but it tastes Mank anyway so I'm not too bothered. It does work after I've eaten a bit tho, like a top up as it were.

Just had a spliff, glass of wine and the mrs has just whipped up a fry up, so I'm feeling all-fucking-right now. Think I'm gonna smash the granny out of her to say thanks for brekkie ;)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Kappacino on June 02, 2012, 01:46 pm
Yeah coke h n k does what's its supposed to when I toot it but Mandy never has. It is weird but it tastes Mank anyway so I'm not too bothered. It does work after I've eaten a bit tho, like a top up as it were.

Just had a spliff, glass of wine and the mrs has just whipped up a fry up, so I'm feeling all-fucking-right now. Think I'm gonna smash the granny out of her to say thanks for brekkie ;)

Trade sausage for a sausage.. I like it  ;)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 02, 2012, 02:05 pm
Yeah coke h n k does what's its supposed to when I toot it but Mandy never has. It is weird but it tastes Mank anyway so I'm not too bothered. It does work after I've eaten a bit tho, like a top up as it were.

Just had a spliff, glass of wine and the mrs has just whipped up a fry up, so I'm feeling all-fucking-right now. Think I'm gonna smash the granny out of her to say thanks for brekkie ;)

Do it Raouly! Smassssshhhhh the crumpet! Smaaaaashhhhhh the crumpet! Smaaaaasshhhh the crumpet from behind! Smaaaashhhh theeeeeee crummmmpettt frrooooomm behiiiiiiiiiind! :P
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: toker420 on June 02, 2012, 02:23 pm
Think I'm gonna smash the granny out of her to say thanks for brekkie ;)

Vids/pics or GTFO   ;P
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: PsilocybinTendencies on June 02, 2012, 02:30 pm
Oh god limet you poor thing! I feel so sorry for you!

If you want, ill dispose of it properly for you LOL  :)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 02, 2012, 05:03 pm
8) no pics :-X fucking starving now, any recommendations lim? We got turkey steaks but I dunno what to do with em. Thinking of a stir fry cos it's quick, easy n plenty of veg...
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 03, 2012, 10:41 am
8) no pics :-X fucking starving now, any recommendations lim? We got turkey steaks but I dunno what to do with em. Thinking of a stir fry cos it's quick, easy n plenty of veg...

What veg you got? You got honey?
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2012, 11:11 am
It's ok mate I ended up rustling up a creamy garlic mushroom and white wine sauce for the steaks and stuffed peppers on this side :) I'm a bit handy in the kitchen myself ;)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 04, 2012, 11:17 am
It's ok mate I ended up rustling up a creamy garlic mushroom and white wine sauce for the steaks and stuffed peppers on this side :) I'm a bit handy in the kitchen myself ;)

Ah fair play, I was gunna suggest honey roast veg with stuffed turkey steaks rapped in bacon, but fair play yours was just as good.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 04, 2012, 11:33 am
Talking of cooking.. I got a set of ceramic kitchen knives last night.... They're like mini samurai swords, sharp as a motherfucker!! 
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 04, 2012, 11:40 am
Talking of cooking.. I got a set of ceramic kitchen knives last night.... They're like mini samurai swords, sharp as a motherfucker!!

They any good? If you want something really cool for your kitchen you want to get a Blend-Tech blender (youtube "Will it blend"). I bought one of those not for culinary use but more as a way to relieve stress. You can literally blend ANYTHING in them...and I know, my friends and I have tried.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2012, 11:43 am
Ceramic?? Man I'd be scared of using them in case I dropped them. I've got a set of globals. Well expensive but could skin a whole rhino in about 20 seconds! If you wanted to of course...
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2012, 11:44 am
Talking of cooking.. I got a set of ceramic kitchen knives last night.... They're like mini samurai swords, sharp as a motherfucker!!

They any good? If you want something really cool for your kitchen you want to get a Blend-Tech blender (youtube "Will it blend"). I bought one of those not for culinary use but more as a way to relieve stress. You can literally blend ANYTHING in them...and I know, my friends and I have tried.

Is that the one where they blended that iPad?
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 04, 2012, 11:50 am
Talking of cooking.. I got a set of ceramic kitchen knives last night.... They're like mini samurai swords, sharp as a motherfucker!!

They any good? If you want something really cool for your kitchen you want to get a Blend-Tech blender (youtube "Will it blend"). I bought one of those not for culinary use but more as a way to relieve stress. You can literally blend ANYTHING in them...and I know, my friends and I have tried.

Is that the one where they blended that iPad?

Hahaha yeah man, with the cooky guy in the lab coat. Those vids are why I bought one.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2012, 11:53 am
Yeah I saw that, that's some fucking industrial power in the kitchen!
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 04, 2012, 11:56 am
Yeah I saw that, that's some fucking industrial power in the kitchen!

Yeah they are magic. I've never actually put any food in mine, most of the time it's chunks of brick. Watching them pretty much explode into dust is quite satisfying when you are vexed.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2012, 12:20 pm
Haha - sod the squishy balls as a stress buster, might have to get one for the office
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 04, 2012, 12:50 pm
Brilliant... I saw the 'will it blend' on some series on the discovery channel!! - RD.. The knives are the fucking shit... We've a set of Victorinox kitchen knives too... These complement them perfectly, oh did i mention the blades are fucking WHITE!!  They are so boss!! Made in Japan! :)
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 04, 2012, 12:57 pm
Brilliant... I saw the 'will it blend' on some series on the discovery channel!! - RD.. The knives are the fucking shit... We've a set of Victorinox kitchen knives too... These complement them perfectly, oh did i mention the blades are fucking WHITE!!  They are so boss!! Made in Japan! :)

They sound boss to be fair. How much were a set, bet they ain't cheap.
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: diskoking23 on June 04, 2012, 01:02 pm
No idea... My local Dave was given a load as payment for some Bing... He sorted me a box late last night! He said around £200 - £300 a set! - Just looked on amazon though, and the Japanese are around £60 to £100 a knife... I got a set of 3! So can't be too far off the mark!
 
Title: Re: So this is an annoying situation.
Post by: Limetless on June 04, 2012, 01:06 pm
No idea... My local Dave was given a load as payment for some Bing... He sorted me a box late last night! He said around £200 - £300 a set! - Just looked on amazon though, and the Japanese are around £60 to £100 a knife... I got a set of 3! So can't be too far off the mark!

Yeah that sounds about right. I might buy some to be fair, I love my kitchen shit.