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Title: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on September 30, 2012, 07:39 pm
I have a small collection of salt made from human tears and was told this might be a good place to sell.
Thought I'd check if there was any interest first.


About tears:


Human tears are composed of Water, Salts, Antibodies, & lysozymes. However, there are three different types of tears; each with a slightly different formula: basal, reflex, and weeping.
Due to the complications in extracting basal and weeping tears, I would only be offering reflex tears. Reflex tears contain plenty of salt, but less lysozymes than basal tears and less protein-based hormones (prolactin, adrenocorticotropic hormone, and leucine enkephalin) than weeping tears.


The process:

Lachrymators were used to induce tears, and the tears produced were collected in an air-tight Lacrymatory (glass tear-collection bottle).
The Lacrymatory was then stored at 4.4°C (40°F) until a larger collection could be procured. After the Lacrymatory was filled, the Lipid and Mucin layers were separated and removed, leaving only the Aqueous layer.
The tears were then separated into individual containers and slowly dried. This leaves mostly salts, but some proteins.



I'm more than willing to do other transactions in the meantime to build a more reputable profile, just curious if there is any interest in such a thing.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Limetless on September 30, 2012, 07:47 pm
Lol, yeah course you have that sweetheart. Bollocks.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on September 30, 2012, 07:53 pm
Lol, yeah course you have that sweetheart. Bollocks.

Don't patronize me.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: ralph123 on September 30, 2012, 08:01 pm
lol  ;D
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on September 30, 2012, 08:08 pm
can you clarify exactly why someone would want such an item? im sure Hecate preferes organic virgin tears opposed to your extractions
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Bradypizza on September 30, 2012, 08:37 pm
Only want albino tears, can you do that?
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on September 30, 2012, 09:21 pm
can you clarify exactly why someone would want such an item? im sure Hecate preferes organic virgin tears opposed to your extractions

I've sold to wiccan folks and once to a man in Chinatown. I don't ask, they buy and that's all that matters to me. I'm just looking for a different option than dealing with wiccans in their early 20s.

Only want albino tears, can you do that?

That's actually a possibility, but it would require another couple months for collection.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: smokeweed420 on September 30, 2012, 09:30 pm
does it get you high?? no but seriously i dont think anyone would buy that, weirdo.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on September 30, 2012, 09:35 pm
does it get you high?? no but seriously i dont think anyone would buy that, weirdo.

Eh, different strokes for different folks. If it doesn't work out here, I'll keep selling face-to-face.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Limetless on September 30, 2012, 09:49 pm
Alright maybe I was a little hasty but seriously, if I can't rock these tears up and make them into the most moreish and addictive crack I just don't wana fucking know and tbh it may lead me to believe you are a child molester.

Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: apples on September 30, 2012, 10:08 pm
what
the
fuck
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Tincture of Opium on September 30, 2012, 10:51 pm
Anyone else getting images of a line of cages filled to the brim with a variety of human specimens for his super sekrit tears extraction chamber? "[L]arger collection could be procured," literally sent shivers down my spine, and my eyes started to water. I'll give you three tears of fears for 10BTC, you game?
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on September 30, 2012, 10:55 pm
Anyone else getting images of a line of cages filled to the brim with a variety of human specimens for his super sekrit tears extraction chamber?

I can assure you, the tears are from myself and (willing) friends only.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: jesusofrave on September 30, 2012, 10:56 pm
I have some 2012 year old bloodied thorns, and some petrified bits of flesh attached to a big fuck off crucifix near a spot in Israel/Palestine somewhere.

Can we swap?

I especially like that they are consensual tears and not extracted during another torture scene. I flipped when I saw the Mel Gibson rendition. It took me to a dark, dark place....
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: andyspartan on September 30, 2012, 11:02 pm
Alright maybe I was a little hasty but seriously, if I can't rock these tears up and make them into the most moreish and addictive crack I just don't wana fucking know and tbh it may lead me to believe you are a child molester.

Lol, exactly.
                       How exactly do you collect these tears? do you make someone's eyes tear with something then go up to them and have a vial so the tears can fall into it(I now know there are 3 different types of tears.). And yeah, thats a good question. What do people do with it O_o
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on September 30, 2012, 11:08 pm
How exactly do you collect these tears? do you make someone's eyes tear with something then go up to them and have a vial so the tears can fall into it

Yeah that's the process.

Collecting tears on its own isn't a new thing though, the Romans and Greeks did it while mourning:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacrymatory
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: BonesJones42 on September 30, 2012, 11:12 pm
Alright, here's what I need...
There's this kid that's just really, really mean to me and all my friends. It's... a long story.
So I need you to track him down, kill his parents, and then chop up their bodies into a meaty pulp and put it in your special chili recipe.
Then you have to feed him the chili in front of the whole town, before telling him that he's eating his now-deceased parents. This will cause him to cry, a lot.
Please harvest these tears, dry them, and then send me an invoice for the resulting salt.
Thank you.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on September 30, 2012, 11:14 pm
Please harvest these tears, dry them, and then send me an invoice for the resulting salt.
Thank you.

Those tears are best when licked straight from his face  ;)
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Shroomeister on September 30, 2012, 11:19 pm
Is there any truth to the old saying "rape tears taste the sweetest"?
 :o
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on September 30, 2012, 11:25 pm
Is there any truth to the old saying "rape tears taste the sweetest"?
 :o

My personal research on tears has led to the opposite conclusion (at least in women). When women cry in sadness, the tears include a chemosignal that actually reduces testosterone levels in men. Thereby reducing arousal as well.
http://www.sciencemag.org/content/331/6014/226.short
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: CaptainOfTheWafers on September 30, 2012, 11:44 pm
What are your opinions on Republican, aka "Crocodile" tears?
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: darthvaderstar on September 30, 2012, 11:45 pm
Well now, something new everyday.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: DaylightDreamer on September 30, 2012, 11:46 pm
:This is actually pretty interesting, in an avant-garde sort of way. Think I might want some just to have it.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Thedonkilluminati on September 30, 2012, 11:50 pm
mhm.....LOL.....   wut? i dont get it :S
Tears for evil plans? :O
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: TNY on October 01, 2012, 12:05 am
Are these real Gypsies tears ha ha? Their very good for curses according to Borat....
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: jonesycat on October 01, 2012, 01:24 am
Do you have review samples? I tried to buy some human salt tears a few weeks back but it turned out to be low quality sea salt.

Fuckin' scammers.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Shroomeister on October 01, 2012, 01:25 am
Is there any truth to the old saying "rape tears taste the sweetest"?
 :o

My personal research on tears has led to the opposite conclusion (at least in women). When women cry in sadness, the tears include a chemosignal that actually reduces testosterone levels in men. Thereby reducing arousal as well.
http://www.sciencemag.org/content/331/6014/226.short

So what you are telling me is that DADDY LIED TO ME!!! .....ALLLLL THESE YEARS!!!!  :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on October 01, 2012, 02:04 am
Do you have review samples? I tried to buy some human salt tears a few weeks back but it turned out to be low quality sea salt.

Fuckin' scammers.

Whether you're joking or not, I'll answer.

..possibly. It would be a rather small sample though due to the lengthy process of collection. But the sample would be large enough to find the lysozymes and proteins.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: kitkat82 on October 01, 2012, 03:22 am
  I was told many years ago by my former Soviet Bloc gymnastics coach that all American gymnasts were failures because they are fat and lazy and they should only allowed "a diet of tears"until you cansee the veins through their skin.  No fat,  just skin and muscle and veins.  This may comer as a shock to you but never made the Olympic team  :'(  I was unable to stick to my all tear diet.

If only I had been able to purchase them online.  I could of been a contender!

Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: jonesycat on October 01, 2012, 06:33 am
Do you have review samples? I tried to buy some human salt tears a few weeks back but it turned out to be low quality sea salt.

Fuckin' scammers.

Whether you're joking or not, I'll answer.

..possibly. It would be a rather small sample though due to the lengthy process of collection. But the sample would be large enough to find the lysozymes and proteins.

K. PM me & I'll get you an address. I will 100% review this.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: BlindFaith on October 01, 2012, 06:41 am
Honestly this seems like a scheme someone would come up with on xanax to try and make money. Salt+water+weird story to go along with it maybe someone will bite.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: smeghead on October 01, 2012, 08:41 am
Salt from human tears is fecking delicious on chips.

mmmmm mmmm.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: apples on October 01, 2012, 08:46 am
Salt from human tears is fecking delicious on chips.

mmmmm mmmm.

i'd munch on some human tear salt and vinegar potato chips for sure
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Thedonkilluminati on October 01, 2012, 08:53 am
Lol this topic is trollified.  ::)
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on October 01, 2012, 06:26 pm

K. PM me & I'll get you an address. I will 100% review this.

Done
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Shroomeister on October 02, 2012, 04:36 am

K. PM me & I'll get you an address. I will 100% review this.

Done

What is the average Wiccan going price for tears? Im curious.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on October 02, 2012, 06:37 pm
What is the average Wiccan going price for tears? Im curious.

Generally about $30 for 6 grams.

But because I won't have to deal with people in person through Silk Road, I'm probably cutting it down to $25
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: TNY on October 03, 2012, 01:16 pm
Ah come on now! it would take a hell of alot of tears to dissolve down into one gram of salt let alone 6gram, did you ever dissolve salt from seawater?? And especially selling it for fuckall? Im high as shit now but that story is downright lunacy.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: wanksta2012 on October 03, 2012, 03:32 pm
What is the average Wiccan going price for tears? Im curious.

Generally about $30 for 6 grams.

But because I won't have to deal with people in person through Silk Road, I'm probably cutting it down to $25

Good idea to facilitate the purschase of organs for a dying person??
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: jesusofrave on October 03, 2012, 09:44 pm
I definatly have the infamous 'bloodied thorns' > 2k old but I've vaccum packed them.

Sure you can't do a trade?

Ideally not tears derived from suffering. Joy ingestion only please.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on October 04, 2012, 08:21 pm
Ah come on now! it would take a hell of alot of tears to dissolve down into one gram of salt let alone 6gram, did you ever dissolve salt from seawater?? And especially selling it for fuckall? Im high as shit now but that story is downright lunacy.

Shit, mistyped. I meant 5 grams. But, while it takes months to prepare, the actual time spent amounts to very little. I'm continually making more, so it actually does pay off a little bit.

If the demand rises, so will the price. But right now demand is very low.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on October 04, 2012, 08:23 pm
I definatly have the infamous 'bloodied thorns' > 2k old but I've vaccum packed them.

Sure you can't do a trade?

Ideally not tears derived from suffering. Joy ingestion only please.

Even if the thorns were just a really good fake, I would be up for that kind of trade. But as I said earlier, emotional tears are currently not available. Working on it though.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: apples on October 04, 2012, 08:40 pm
get a boyfriend/girlfriend or whatever and make them break up with you over and over.

or kill a family member.


no really though. my real question is this. let's say this is something that is done like (hypothetically) on a bigger scale. would the people supplying the tears have to be completely healthy and communicable disease free in order to supply the tears since i am assuming they are ingested. would tear salt (or sweat salt for the matter) from people with body alkalinity and sugars have different magical properties or whatever the correct term is.

i really don't know.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on October 04, 2012, 08:49 pm
no really though. my real question is this. let's say this is something that is done like (hypothetically) on a bigger scale. would the people supplying the tears have to be completely healthy and communicable disease free in order to supply the tears since i am assuming they are ingested.

From what I've been told by customers, most of the time they are not ingested. It involves incantations or some such voodoo.

But since the corners of eyes can hide bacteria/viruses when someone is sick... I'd say yes. They would have to be healthy.

would tear salt (or sweat salt for the matter) from people with body alkalinity and sugars have different magical properties or whatever the correct term is.

I'm with you on this one. I actually don't know. But frankly, I don't think the people typically buying this stuff actually care about the chemical composition.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Tyl3rdurden on October 04, 2012, 08:52 pm
When you say extracted do you mean you just leave the tears on a plate and evaporate the liquid lol ? this whole thing seems pointless to me but each to their own...
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on October 04, 2012, 09:01 pm
When you say extracted do you mean you just leave the tears on a plate and evaporate the liquid lol ? this whole thing seems pointless to me but each to their own...

Well first I separate out the oils and mucous. Easy enough, they separate on their own.

Then I put them in a small glass container which is placed in the oven at 120 F. This dries the whole thing out, but also speeds up the process so that dust and particulates don't have as much a chance of getting in.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: hashmat on October 05, 2012, 08:36 am
How do you extract the tears?
If they are extracted by yourself, and friends going through masochistic rituals and you can mix some blood with it,
I could use it for bodyfluid art.
Otherwise, if you can sterilise it, I can use the tears instead of sodium chloride for certain drug mixtures.
good luck
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: jesusofrave on October 05, 2012, 04:20 pm
I definatly have the infamous 'bloodied thorns' > 2k old but I've vaccum packed them.

Sure you can't do a trade?

Ideally not tears derived from suffering. Joy ingestion only please.

Even if the thorns were just a really good fake, I would be up for that kind of trade. But as I said earlier, emotional tears are currently not available. Working on it though.

Hell! I mean Heaven! There may even be a variety of human tears on the thorns too. Well I say human. I'm a third human - does that count? But I know some of the crew were weeping when they took me down, so I imagine there must have been alot of splash back.

Lemme know when you've harvested.

jor
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: jonesycat on October 07, 2012, 09:45 am
Aiight.

Got the human tear salt.

Fedex.

First off- homey your handwriting is straight up serial killer. Seriously WFT.

Second- the jar is kinda cool. It has a miniscule amount of ostensible salt in it. I cannot get any of my friends to taste it because they are weirded the fuck out. Actually fuck it I'll try.

Hold.

K. Tasted. It's def salt. Ostensibly human. Am I a cannibal now? NO ONE KNOWS.

So.

Literally I can't think of anything else to review here. It's salty, it's genuinely creepy, it's not illegal. I guess if you're a witch or a culinary sociopath this might be your thing.

Thanks for the weirdest thing I've EVER gotten in the mail.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: drugfather on October 07, 2012, 11:22 am
Yes, I was wondering if this item was still available? I'll take it for 23 BTC
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: BonesJones42 on October 07, 2012, 07:13 pm
Fedex.

handwriting

Two red flags right there. Step up your game RysCafeQ...
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Limetless on October 07, 2012, 07:28 pm
Fedex.

handwriting

Two red flags right there. Step up your game RysCafeQ...

+1

Fuck me as if people even bought this. Mugs.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: trainfour20 on October 07, 2012, 07:41 pm
I really wish i could say that i got human tear salt in the mail...thats a killer story to be able to tell jonesy haha.... can i have a sample to review?? seriously lol...i gotta see this stuff :D haha ..... awesome.....
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: RysCafeQ on October 08, 2012, 12:10 am
Aiight.

Got the human tear salt.

Fedex.

First off- homey your handwriting is straight up serial killer. Seriously WFT.


Yeah, things I need to work on for sure.

Literally I can't think of anything else to review here. It's salty, it's genuinely creepy, it's not illegal. I guess if you're a witch or a culinary sociopath this might be your thing.

Thanks for the weirdest thing I've EVER gotten in the mail.

You're welcome!

Yes, I was wondering if this item was still available? I'll take it for 23 BTC
I really wish i could say that i got human tear salt in the mail...thats a killer story to be able to tell jonesy haha.... can i have a sample to review?? seriously lol...i gotta see this stuff :D haha ..... awesome.....

Message me and we can talk about it
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: AnonymousAddict on October 08, 2012, 04:24 am
 :o?   This is by far the wildest post i have ever took the time to read to see what the point was.. Ok  imguessing your wiccan or pagan ? I thought this subject was gonna go on to say human tears mix in bottle of visine with acid or something. Dude do you realize you are on a drug selling market? We all like to sell/make money and get high here. Now with that being said, Id be willing to collect some tears for 5 bitcoins... I can get you a nice little bottle full. All i gotta do is stop taking my meds for a week and i will cry my eyes out from the pain so i can collect you a bunch.. So are these tears u have in diffrent catagorys? Like happy tears sad tears etc etc...LOL. Im sorry this is just way out there for me, i understand wiccan's and pagans and u guys need herbs and specials things to make up your potion for rituals but what is the purpose os the tears? What is it used for in a wicca ritual? IM not sure to laugh ot what at this post. But anyway guy u need some tears and u got a couple bitcoins u msg me, i think i may be able to provide other type proteins as well and salts.. :'(    :'(   :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Limetless on October 08, 2012, 04:32 am
Ok  imguessing your wiccan or pagan ?

No he's called a fucking fairy story merchant and some of these poor fucks are just that gullible to get mugged off by him.

I mean come on people human tears? I may as well start bottling up my fucking man-porridge and selling it as fucking unicorn dust. Jesus fucking Christ this is the biggest and most retarded load of bullshit I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Normally I get annoyed by this shit but this is actually fucking hilarious that people are buying into it. I mean Gordon cunting Bennett if you wanted someone to bend you over a table and fuck you in the arse and pay them I would quite happily done it and I would have whispered sweet nothings in your ear and fucked you at a pace and setting of your own choosing for no extra charge. Bottled tears? My fucking arse sometimes I swear some people are slapped with a retard stick as soon as they emerge from the womb.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: AnonymousAddict on October 08, 2012, 04:37 am
Limititless

I ment the same thing when i said i think i have some protein and xtra liquid stuff for u..lol.. i was being a smartass the whole time.. This shit is just weird as u said i think its hilarious ! and i cant believe someone got some sent to them..lol. This is just tooo funny
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: trainfour20 on October 08, 2012, 04:48 am
dont get me wrong...i dont want to pay for it haha ... i wouldn't buy it for any reason that i can think of... but id like to check it out haha... human tear SALT!!! ...too funny.......
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Limetless on October 08, 2012, 04:50 am
Oh yeah I know you were mate, I was just capitalising on your rhetorical question so I could take the piss out of this whole great big fat ball of jizz myself. Couldn't resist because it's just too funny.

May as well have read something like this -

RysCafeQ - Yeah I have a unicorn that grants wishes for sale that you can also use as a death ray gun.

Mug - Ohhhh this is interesting, I'll buy one

RysCafeQ - *thinking to himself* Sweeeeeeet this is gunna pay for my crack habit this weekend *jumps in the air and clicks heels together*

Few days past

Mug - I received my unicorn, tasted it and made a wish so I'm expecting that to come true soon *checks cock to see if it's increased in length and thinks* "fucking hope it does, got a hot date later" I also fired the death ray and well, I didn't see any laser beam but that might be because it's invisible and I probably wont hear the bang coz space is a long way away.

Life just all makes so much more sense when ya think this way, and because of that I'm going to go and lock myself in my basement and hope that when I come out a sufficient amount of people will have improved themselves to my standards of non-retardation and then the rest can be used as servants. That is our only salvation to the black hole that has been caused by this thread.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: trainfour20 on October 08, 2012, 04:56 am
*checks cock to see if it's increased in length and thinks* "fucking hope it does, got a hot date later"

haha can i have that quote as my signature ... hahaha wow :D
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Chapman on October 08, 2012, 05:04 am
only if i can use the DNA to make clones for my slave army.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: trainfour20 on October 08, 2012, 05:14 am
sorry i jacked it anyways lol...couldnt take the suspense waiting for you to reply haha...let me know if you want me to take it down ;)
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: divinechemicals on October 08, 2012, 05:19 am
Hey guys, I was considering harvesting the penises of midget corpses and selling them on SR, any takers? For a special price I can bathe them in the blood of a wombat for the amount of time it takes a single spider to crawl across my computer screen while a video of Verne Troyer's sex tape plays in the background.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: longissimus on October 08, 2012, 05:21 am
Who wants to extract the drugs out of our urine and re-use them.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Chapman on October 08, 2012, 05:51 am
Hey guys, I was considering harvesting the penises of midget corpses and selling them on SR, any takers? For a special price I can bathe them in the blood of a wombat for the amount of time it takes a single spider to crawl across my computer screen while a video of Verne Troyer's sex tape plays in the background.
That's just absurd.
If you already have the midget corpse, you may as well bathe the penis in its own blood. No point getting the poor wombats involved.
And I think Peter Dinklage is the new Verne Troyer.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Limetless on October 08, 2012, 12:28 pm
sorry i jacked it anyways lol...couldnt take the suspense waiting for you to reply haha...let me know if you want me to take it down ;)

Feel free bro, the more the merrier. :)
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: PrincessHIGH on October 08, 2012, 12:52 pm
Believe it or not.

'Food: Salt taken from 'human tears' is no crying matter' (clearwebalert)
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/food-salt-taken-from-human-tears-is-no-crying-matter-7804884.html

If you read the report, you will unfortunately find the human tears are fictional. However, if OP is flogging his fictional human tears for more than £7 (that's exactly 1BTC at today's current conversion rate) a pop your being done  :'(
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Limetless on October 08, 2012, 01:16 pm
Ah man 7.6? It's dropped to fuck today and I wanted to cash out. Mother fucker.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: BonesJones42 on October 08, 2012, 01:25 pm
Does anyone have access to whole human skin that i can wear for halloween and pretend to be a zombie?

Would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me so hard...
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: billybigbuds on October 08, 2012, 01:33 pm
I got buckets of tears!


Should have caught them in buckets.

Damn,

Got some jism though?

Not sure of the cost, plus, I can freeze but can I got some forzen jism sent out safe?

Is it safe?

 ;D

Thanks for the laughs here.

I needed that.

Your funny.

 ;D
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: Limetless on October 08, 2012, 01:39 pm
Does anyone have access to whole human skin that i can wear for halloween and pretend to be a zombie?

Would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me so hard...

GOOD NIGHT HOOOORSES!!!!!!
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: JahBUDS on October 08, 2012, 03:16 pm

Mug - I received my unicorn, tasted it and made a wish so I'm expecting that to come true soon *checks cock to see if it's increased in length and thinks* "fucking hope it does, got a hot date later" I also fired the death ray and well, I didn't see any laser beam but that might be because it's invisible and I probably wont hear the bang coz space is a long way away.

Life just all makes so much more sense when ya think this way, and because of that I'm going to go and lock myself in my basement and hope that when I come out a sufficient amount of people will have improved themselves to my standards of non-retardation and then the rest can be used as servants. That is our only salvation to the black hole that has been caused by this thread.

AHAHAHAHAHA.
Title: Re: Salt extracted from Human Tears
Post by: jonesycat on October 09, 2012, 09:36 pm
So I got a FedEx'd vial with what is ostensibly salt extracted from human tears.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I tasted it.

It's salty.

It's also the creepiest fucking thing I've ever gotten in the mail.