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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Treasurer on July 28, 2013, 06:48 pm

Title: What is your dream occupation?
Post by: Treasurer on July 28, 2013, 06:48 pm
What are SR denizens' dream jobs?

Mine would be fiction author.
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Post by: dmc002 on July 28, 2013, 06:55 pm
I want to be a gentleman of leisure.
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Post by: ShApEsHiFtInGsHaPeS on July 28, 2013, 06:58 pm
i want to be paris hilton
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Post by: LoveDreamer on July 28, 2013, 07:03 pm
Omniscient 3rd person
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Post by: rkk1993 on July 28, 2013, 07:30 pm
A commercial fisherman. But not much money unless I live in florida.

But really a marine biologist. Or a marines fisheries officer not shure yet. Depends on how much longer I wana stay in school.
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Post by: .theol109 on July 28, 2013, 08:09 pm
a pilot! would make this easier lol
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Post by: electra on July 28, 2013, 08:17 pm
professional opiod tester
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Post by: HeartMinion on July 28, 2013, 08:21 pm
Poet
Singer Songwriter
Writer
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Post by: SmokesHisBroccoli on July 28, 2013, 08:29 pm
A USPS delivery man delivering to my own home  ;)
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Post by: keyofdemetr1 on July 28, 2013, 08:35 pm
hippy
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Post by: zcabw58 on July 28, 2013, 08:57 pm
porn star

or

pot tester
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Post by: keyofdemetr1 on July 28, 2013, 09:09 pm
Im going with you, changing to pot tester
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Post by: isallmememe on July 28, 2013, 09:28 pm
running my own business. working for someone else is just unacceptable to me.
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Post by: tbart on July 28, 2013, 10:08 pm
The piano player in a high class brothel
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Post by: OrderOfThePhoenix on July 28, 2013, 10:51 pm
To be my own boss and to work at home, to be able to set my own hours and deadlines. Doing something that increases happiness around the world. To be able to trip when ever I want.
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Post by: HeartMinion on July 28, 2013, 11:04 pm
To be my own boss and to work at home, to be able to set my own hours and deadlines. Doing something that increases happiness around the world. To be able to trip when ever I want.

do you have your dream job?
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Post by: stormynight on July 28, 2013, 11:31 pm
hippy
same.

or maybe a chemist
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Post by: Treasurer on July 29, 2013, 12:58 am
hippy
same.

or maybe a chemist

Hippy chemist?

I always think of chemists are very buttoned up people, but I'm guessing there are a few hippies in the profession.
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Post by: HeartMinion on July 29, 2013, 01:00 am
hippy
same.

or maybe a chemist

Hippy chemist?

I always think of chemists are very buttoned up people, but I'm guessing there are a few hippies in the profession.

Someone has to make all the drugs
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Post by: HeartMinion on July 29, 2013, 01:13 am

I once had a role testing (as in sampling) exotic pharmaceuticals for a chemist who really knew his stuff. It was er.... interesting, as I wasn't always told what it was until afterwards. It wasn't part of the official job description but I was being paid for my time.

That sounds like a bizarre place to be at in your life
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Post by: Bluto on July 29, 2013, 03:02 am
Drunk
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Post by: moshi1ry on July 29, 2013, 03:19 am
probably not having one lol!
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Post by: Hearts on July 29, 2013, 03:49 am
Snowboard instructor (That actually pays well)
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Post by: .theol109 on August 01, 2013, 12:54 am
me
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Post by: isallmememe on August 01, 2013, 08:14 am
amber heards double ended dildo
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Post by: lizard8sum on August 01, 2013, 10:10 am
legal pot grower
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Post by: alwayswearsunscreen on August 01, 2013, 11:07 am
Hermit
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Post by: vapor21000 on August 01, 2013, 12:07 pm
psychiatrist, pls.
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Post by: OrderOfThePhoenix on September 29, 2013, 12:31 pm
To be my own boss and to work at home, to be able to set my own hours and deadlines. Doing something that increases happiness around the world. To be able to trip when ever I want.

do you have your dream job?
Howed you guess? :D seriously though, it can be pretty hectic and scary at times.
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Post by: LeatherBitch on September 29, 2013, 05:07 pm
Anything with sex and music.
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Post by: outlander14 on September 29, 2013, 06:15 pm
Undercover SR operative inside the DEA whose job it is to bring it down. lol
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Post by: VaultTec2277 on September 29, 2013, 07:37 pm
LSD Potency Tester.

I would even volunteer, I don't wanna get paid to do it I just want to eat lots of acid.
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Post by: doubsduces on September 29, 2013, 09:10 pm
LSD Potency Tester.

I would even volunteer, I don't wanna get paid to do it I just want to eat lots of acid.

this guy knows what's up.  wish I lived in the 60's when acid was given out for free.
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Post by: FBGF on September 29, 2013, 09:41 pm
I'm a machinist...

someone send me some provigil
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Post by: outlander14 on September 29, 2013, 09:57 pm
Or be the next DPR.. lol  8)
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Post by: Opanthalgic on September 29, 2013, 11:06 pm
Cocaine and Heroin Quality Control for the sinaloa cartel
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Post by: OrderOfThePhoenix on September 30, 2013, 11:36 am
LSD Potency Tester.

I would even volunteer, I don't wanna get paid to do it I just want to eat lots of acid.

this guy knows what's up.  wish I lived in the 60's when acid was given out for free.

Both of you, message me on SR, wanna see if this new "needlepoint" is up to your par?
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Post by: s7w7 on September 30, 2013, 12:14 pm
Writer. I quit my job and stocked up on modafinil to do it.
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Post by: Sugarleaf on September 30, 2013, 01:37 pm
Business owner, specifically producing and selling cannabis edibles. Obviously a vendor account here is the first step, but I do like to dream that it will be legalised here in the UK in the near future. I'd open up an awesome coffeeshop.

Peace,

Sugarleaf
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Post by: kiraly on September 30, 2013, 03:29 pm
Owning and managing a grow operation seems to be a very fulfilling and peaceful thing especially if you can do it "legally".

A dream job is something you do where it doesn't feel like a job, especially something that you would do even if you weren't getting paid.

Most of the time, you would have to "shape" your passions to conform to a market need, so there's usually a compromise. However, sometimes, you don't. For example, programmers just love to program anything. They contribute to open source without compensation and love it. Thus, it's just a natural extension that they do some programming for pay as well.
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Post by: pinkkitty on September 30, 2013, 03:54 pm
My dream occupation and the job I am pursuing as of now is a Biochemist.  Alexander Shulgin is my idol.
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Post by: JackPerry on September 30, 2013, 03:58 pm
I am currently "living the dream", as you kids say.  Selling reefers of course!
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Post by: pinkkitty on September 30, 2013, 04:28 pm
Awesome dude.  I bet you don't want them to legalize it then?
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Post by: FoxyMoxie on September 30, 2013, 04:33 pm
Solving problems is always fun, I think that helping people unwind and enjoy living would be highly rewarding.
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Post by: Trappy on September 30, 2013, 06:45 pm
Marijuana marketeer.
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Post by: Agonist on September 30, 2013, 07:07 pm
What are SR denizens' dream jobs?

proprietor of a psychedelics store, where adults could legally purchase high quality psychedelics of various types and forms.
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Post by: cccp1234 on September 30, 2013, 09:37 pm
i wanna b a Putin 8)
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Post by: salmonpokemon on October 01, 2013, 01:01 am
Farmer
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Post by: 142753869 on October 01, 2013, 01:43 am
bitch im paris hilton
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Post by: rosewoodangela on October 01, 2013, 02:18 am
Electric violinist/Songwriter

Yeah, I'm weird.
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Post by: whitehand on October 01, 2013, 10:52 pm
Gold miner.

I want to live off the land and pan for gold in Alaska.
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Post by: likethatnoise909 on October 01, 2013, 11:14 pm
private island caretaker for someone I really like/admire/respect/get along with. Would be great to have my own private island for 45+ weeks/yr (the family I am a caretaker for obviously doesn't live on their island - it's a vaca place for them). Would just landscape and keep up the grounds, do drugs, play with my dogs, and cook in their amazing kitchen. Would also be a huge bonus if they kept a massive record collection at their island home.
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Post by: PsychedelicSphere on October 01, 2013, 11:20 pm
LSD tester? I trip balls and people study me? I'd be bout it.

Win lottery and ball out for 10 years and then be a stay at home dad with all kinds of toys.

"I'm gonna fucking become a civil engineer... Design septic tanks for playgrounds... Little kids can take shits."

But realistically, I would love to be a pilot. I've always loved flying and I would never dread a day of work if I was a pilot. I don't care if I'm a crop duster or running an airliner, I just want to fly.

PsychedelicSphere
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Post by: clearnet on October 01, 2013, 11:31 pm
I want to run a trip center (I like the name "Discovery Zone") where people can come to do hallucinogens, MDMA, or other drugs in a safe environment suitable to the experience they're looking to have. There could be all types of rooms, some acid-type rooms with lights shining trippy ever-changing patterns on the walls, a chill-out room, a dance room, etc each with suitable music. In an ideal society people would have such a place where they could come and explore their consciousness worry-free of interference from LE or judgment from other people not like them and those that choose not to partake wouldn't have to worry about crazy trippers running around town eating peoples faces or their kids ODing at a club from an RC.

That would be sweet.