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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Zombie Lincoln on December 03, 2011, 04:31 am

Title: Honest Abe, back from the dead for one purpose: to sell a variety of good drugs!
Post by: Zombie Lincoln on December 03, 2011, 04:31 am
Four lines and seven pills ago, our fathers brought forth on this internet, a new marketplace, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men (and women) should be able to get high as fuck.
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It is this vision which will shape my approach to business here. I'd eventually like to offer everything I possibly can, but for now it'll be what I have at hand. That means...

-8mg generic Subutex (yes, real SUBUTEX, no more shitty suboxone! Snort it, shoot it, or use as directed, under the tongue)

-Green Dragon cannabis tincture. The real deal, formed with 195 proof grain alcohol and actual buds (the popcorn nugs from trimming, no fan leaves) concentrated down.
Brewed using the tried and true Master Wu method. A few milliliters will have you flying!

-100mg SR Wellbutrin/ bupropion. Many folks say you can snort it and get a rush like coke, since it releases dopamine and norepinephrine in the brain.

-And arguably the best of my initial offerings, Zombie Lincoln's Concentrated Hash Oil!
What makes mine better than some others is the fact that I only use ethanol in the extraction, no poisons like butane or isopropyl alcohol.
More importantly, the THC has already been activated, meaning the THCA has already been decarboxylated into the good stuff.
This is rarely done in hash oils, and what this means is you don't need to smoke it first to get high.
You could make candies with it, mix it in some coffee or hot cocoa, or just eat a little gob of it.
 Or you could smoke it, even straight on foil like one would do with tar heroin. I smoked a bit last night to test, and was so fucked up I didn't know what was going on.
Then I took some nitrous hits and oh fuck, I was high. Its good shit,

I hope to offer reasonably priced cocaine shortly, however I need to make sure its quality.
If interested, I also have the means to make real freebase (ammonia, ether) so if people wanted some of that, it could be provided. Its remarkably better than regular crack.

I might be able to be MDMA as well. I'm not sure if its pressed pills or powder (the guy has had both in the past) but it either case its very good.
And more importantly, its located within the US, so no fears about customs seizures.

Anything else can be requested; I am quite resourceful and know a lot of people. Never have been able to get PCP though.
I used to make very large, professional quality M-80- type firecrackers. These are no Chinese or Mexican pieces of shit, these are huge, blow-off-a-hand-if-you're-retarded sort of fireworks.
The term "M-80" isn't very accurate, since in each unit I used 10x the average amount of flash powder as the old school M-80s of half a century ago. Custom mega-devices also an option.

So I'm not sure about making the fireworks again, but if there is demand I'll do it. Everything else is almost set to go though, just figuring out packaging and we'll be set.

My promise to you? I am committed to bringing Silk Road the best prices and quality as I can possibly provide.
Honest Abe will never require you to go outside escrow unless its for orders outside the US. In fact, initially I might not take any international orders, just until I get comfortable with all this.

My ultimate goal is to keep my customers happy, and to keep you coming back. I hope we can build up a good relationship, and look forward to doing business with you guys!
When I have everything together, I'll make a listing for some free samples to start building feedback.

Any questions, comments, requests for what you'd like to see me carry? Let me know!

Thanks!
Zombie Lincoln

                           
Title: Re: Honest Abe, back from the dead for one purpose: to sell a variety of good drugs!
Post by: Electric on December 03, 2011, 06:24 am
Welcome to the community!
Title: Re: Honest Abe, back from the dead for one purpose: to sell a variety of good drugs!
Post by: chemikalstorm on December 03, 2011, 01:33 pm
Welcome, your username makes me lol and looks like you have some good product.  ;D
Title: Re: Honest Abe, back from the dead for one purpose: to sell a variety of good drugs!
Post by: E=daveC² on December 03, 2011, 02:38 pm
I don't know if I'd want something a lot better than crack. :o Subutex is nice to have in a pinch. Good luck.
Title: Re: Honest Abe, back from the dead for one purpose: to sell a variety of good drugs!
Post by: caffeine_me on December 03, 2011, 04:39 pm
Very nice, it looks like I have another outstanding US Vendor.