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Title: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: metaman on February 17, 2012, 04:57 pm
I have had a few packages "lost" one after another, all from reputable vendors.
Today, a package finally got through. It had a hole in it covered with brown tape. It wasn't stolen because of the seller's clever packaging - the thief couldn't tell what was inside. Previous package from the same seller was lost (the packing method was more simple).

So now I am sure that someone at my post office is stealing my stuff. If it was someone higher in the post chain stealing, it wouldn't be so consistent.

Obviously, I can't file an official complain, and I don't have any other good drops in my city...

How can I prevent this scumbag from stealing my stuff? Any ideas for a revenge?
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: Holly on February 17, 2012, 05:01 pm
I have had a few packages "lost" one after another, all from reputable vendors.
Today, a package finally got through. It had a hole in it covered with brown tape. It wasn't stolen because of the seller's clever packaging - the thief couldn't tell what was inside. Previous package from the same seller was lost (the packing method was more simple).

So now I am sure that someone at my post office is stealing my stuff. If it was someone higher in the post chain stealing, it wouldn't be so consistent.

Obviously, I can't file an official complain, and I don't have any other good drops in my city...

How can I prevent this scumbag from stealing my stuff? Any ideas for a revenge?

How did you know the 'stolen' packages packaging methods were 'more simple'?
So you're getting shipped drugs and you want to nail your postman for stealing your drugs?
Get. fucking. real.

Get a different PO box at a different location.  Wtf qualifies as a 'good drop'?
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: jackstraw on February 17, 2012, 05:08 pm
send yourself one of those exploding dye packs that they use for bank robberies.  If your mailman shows up all covered in dye you Know it's him.   
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: metaman on February 17, 2012, 05:14 pm
How did you know the 'stolen' packages packaging methods were 'more simple'?
So you're getting shipped drugs and you want to nail your postman for stealing your drugs?
Get. fucking. real.

Get a different PO box at a different location.  Wtf qualifies as a 'good drop'?

Because I talked with the seller and I knew how he packed the item.
Unfortunately, PO boxes don;t work for such transactions in my country. They are always in big post offices with security cameras, and you need to show an ID when renting one (can't get a fake one)

send yourself one of those exploding dye packs that they use for bank robberies.  If your mailman shows up all covered in dye you Know it's him.

Not a bad idea... It may not be the postman himself, probably someone working at the post office, but he would know not to fuck with my packages anymore :) do you know any sources to buy such devices? :)

UPDATE: I just did some research on this dye packs, and they are triggered by a radio transmitter, so it's not gonna work for this application... The dye need to explode when opened and fit in an envelope, any other ideas? :)
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: Holly on February 17, 2012, 05:23 pm


send yourself one of those exploding dye packs that they use for bank robberies.  If your mailman shows up all covered in dye you Know it's him.
Quote from: metaman
Not a bad idea... It may not be the postman himself, probably someone working at the post office, but he would know not to fuck with my packages anymore :) do you know any sources to buy such devices? :)

UPDATE: I just did some research on this dye packs, and they are triggered by a radio transmitter, so it's not gonna work for this application... The dye need to explode when opened and fit in an envelope, any other ideas? :)

I would think they would look at your packages more if they find something like this... it would be weird to mail yourself an exploding dye pack.   :P
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: PlutoPete on February 17, 2012, 05:31 pm
get someone to post you some laxatives :)
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: metaman on February 17, 2012, 05:33 pm

I would think they would look at your packages more if they find something like this... it would be weird to mail yourself an exploding dye pack.   :P

Maybe... but the thief would be caught red handed, that dye pack is pretty powerful and would make a mess at the pos office he would have to explain to his colleagues :)
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: jackstraw on February 17, 2012, 05:39 pm
Yeah a dye pack would be pretty extreme.   I was kinda being sarcastic but it could really be effective.  The USPS would be pissed as shit at someone for sending that thru the mail though so watch out for that.   And obviously when I said mail yourself it's not like you are putting your return address on it....it would have to be coming from somewhere else.   Heck maybe someone will offer that as a service on SR.  You can find everything else it seems.   Otherwise I would go with the Laxative idea.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: Holly on February 17, 2012, 05:48 pm
LOL, I would love if it a seller offered this, complete with ALL flags of drug related mail, and have them sent to random addresses in the country.

Although if many of these packs do get through, it would be sad for the unknown non-postal working people opening the packs (x
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: Mitanox on February 17, 2012, 07:22 pm
Ask someone to mail you a gram of LSD and let him label it MDMA :) I bet you wont have any trouble from the mailman anymore after he snorts 100mg hehe...
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: metaman on February 17, 2012, 08:18 pm
Ask someone to mail you a gram of LSD and let him label it MDMA :) I bet you wont have any trouble from the mailman anymore after he snorts 100mg hehe...

haha I like that idea. this guy must be really desperate. My seller sent my contents of some capsules emptied into plastic zip bags and it got stolen. I wonder what he did with it if he didn't know what it is? I would never try a white powder I found in someone's mail :D
On the other hand, he stole some fine weed from me before, so he knows I have the good stuff :)
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: klaaat21 on February 18, 2012, 12:48 am
If you suspect that your mail has been or is being compromised its not a bad idea to send yourself a package.  Just tape something up (anything) real good inside the package and see if the package makes it to you.  If you were under suspicion of anything someone would have opened the package.  But if you used a paper you recognize and tape it up real good, they would tear the tape opening it to inspect it so when you receive the package you will be able to tell if anything inside the package was changed.  So if you send yourself a CD, just tape it up with a piece of paper (even newspaper) that you will recognize.  if it is changed, you will know somone inspected your package. 
It may seem dumb to send yourself a package but if le WAS inspecting your packages you would know.  They would probably re wrap the cd in another piece of paper once they saw there was no contraband and then send it to you.

Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: Ungoliant on February 18, 2012, 01:20 am
send yourself one of those exploding dye packs that they use for bank robberies.  If your mailman shows up all covered in dye you Know it's him.

love this idea. will now order one envelope of exploding dye pack same day i order something off SR on the off chance postmen or DEA confiscate my suspicious mail as a practical joke. vendors should start including one fold of marked paper(maybe colored construction paper) with exploding dye pack with all shipments so you know which one not to open. i'll even pay the extra, it'll be great. 8)
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: ExtraSheets on February 18, 2012, 02:06 am
send yourself one of those exploding dye packs that they use for bank robberies.  If your mailman shows up all covered in dye you Know it's him.

love this idea. will now order one envelope of exploding dye pack same day i order something off SR on the off chance postmen or DEA confiscate my suspicious mail as a practical joke. vendors should start including one fold of marked paper(maybe colored construction paper) with exploding dye pack with all shipments so you know which one not to open. i'll even pay the extra, it'll be great. 8)

It sounds like kind of a bad idea to play a practical joke on the DEA after they've confiscated your package.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: yaosh on February 18, 2012, 05:58 am
have someone mail you a baggie of lye

do a line of this motherfucker!
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: lowberry on February 18, 2012, 06:37 am
Ask someone to mail you a gram of LSD and let him label it MDMA :) I bet you wont have any trouble from the mailman anymore after he snorts 100mg hehe...
yes this, but if you cant a cheaper possibly better alternative just get 2C-E or some of 2c-* and label it cocaine, so he snorts more and more trying to get the rush but then... o wait
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: F104 on February 18, 2012, 06:41 am
FYI, when you get a package inspect it carefully esp. at the corners. Look for a round hole about 1/4" or 3/16" in diameter. If you find that hole in or very near a corner, your package interior has been scoped by the U. S. Postal Inspection Service. If you don't expect it, you might pass it off as the normal tiny damage that often happens in the mail.

Corrugated boxes that are sold flat (called KD or knockdown) then folded to form a box will have open corners by nature. If the contents tightly fill the inside, the inspector will slightly tear the cardboard to angle the scope in, likewise if the box is well-taped you will find the hole in the tape.

They don't need a search warrant and they have no need or reason to do this secretly so none of this is hidden. If they were in there, their trail be clear to see.

One thing I want to research: I read that in the legal meaning of "mail" and "contents," what they have a right to search without warrant is the container that has the postage on it. That's the "mail," that is what they were given to deliver. It seems awkward. Maybe it was true once but is now obsolete. But if it's true now, it would mean that contraband perfectly sealed in an infinitely black bag, radio-opaque so that it can't be X-rayed, thick and padded so that it is utterly impossible to guess what's in it, would stop the inspectors. They did what they could, looked in the envelope, and found...well, no one knows. They have no facts therefore they can't just open it. They'd need a warrant. No judge will grant a warrant simply because someone guesses something illegal might be in it.

But an exploding dye pack? Knock knock BAM.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: A. Dubois on February 18, 2012, 07:24 am
I don't know if it would be financially feasible, but right after you make an order start sending yourself COPIOUS amounts of mail. Mail with all kinds of things that feel like something inside there. The more mail there is to confuse the sticky fingered dog bait, the less likely the good one will be stolen. Keep records of all the things you sent yourself and see if they all get through.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: TIN on February 18, 2012, 12:43 pm
Order nice PCP
too high a dosage and he will spend the rest of his life in a mental clinic.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: metaman on February 18, 2012, 02:09 pm
There are some good ideas and advice in this thread. I am pretty sure it is not LE that's inspecting my packages. They would be already at my door, and they would not let through the two packages I managed to receive.

It seems that he is only interested in international unregistered mail, so mailing something to myself is not really an option, I am based in EU and most of the packages were from the states or some other EU country.

But ordering some nasty drug and labelling it as something tottally different should teach him a lesson
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: RickyRango on February 18, 2012, 10:01 pm
Buy one of my knuckle dusters and knock his brains out.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: nopout on February 18, 2012, 10:24 pm
F104 is the only one with a clue in this thread. The postman isn't stealing your shit. The packages were probably getting seized in customs. That's why you found a hole in the package that did come in, and why the postman you are pointing the finger at only has an interest in "international unregistered mail". The package that did come through the postal inspector poked the hole and took a peek, but didn't see your drugs. Just make sure the seller you are buying from continues to use the new packaging, and you will be fine.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: metaman on February 19, 2012, 01:14 am
F104 is the only one with a clue in this thread. The postman isn't stealing your shit. The packages were probably getting seized in customs. That's why you found a hole in the package that did come in, and why the postman you are pointing the finger at only has an interest in "international unregistered mail". The package that did come through the postal inspector poked the hole and took a peek, but didn't see your drugs. Just make sure the seller you are buying from continues to use the new packaging, and you will be fine.

I think I might have a clue too :) Every package that is inspected by my country's customs has a stamp on it saying "inspected by customs" and a special seal is placed on the envelope.
The package I received did not have any of those, only a hole covered with brown tape. Also, some of the packages I received were sent from the EU, so they don;t even pass through customs.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: fumanchu on February 19, 2012, 07:51 pm
Ask someone to mail you a gram of LSD and let him label it MDMA :) I bet you wont have any trouble from the mailman anymore after he snorts 100mg hehe...
yes this, but if you cant a cheaper possibly better alternative just get 2C-E or some of 2c-* and label it cocaine, so he snorts more and more trying to get the rush but then... o wait

This!

Good god... I'd pity the son of a bitch who snorts a fat 100mg line of 2CE thinking its yola.

The best part of this idea is that the postman would probably try a line of that "cocaine" before his shift was over.. Snort even 50mg of that shit at work, and I promise Mr. Postman won't have a job for much longer..

However, for safety sake.. I would only order like 100mg of 2CE, that way he has little chance of actually overdosing on it.


Should teach him a lesson he won't soon forget.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: Bob Arctor on February 20, 2012, 09:43 am
A friend of a friend snorted a line of 2c-e by mistake and jumped the bridge (died). not funny.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: hoffa on February 20, 2012, 01:11 pm
send yourself one of those exploding dye packs that they use for bank robberies.  If your mailman shows up all covered in dye you Know it's him.

This is such a great idea, and please take pictures once you find out the culprit lol.... ;D

Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: DoctorEvil on February 20, 2012, 10:01 pm
I'm not sure of the name, but there is a chemical which supposedly will make your body odour smell really, really, really intensely bad for a long period of time (up to 3 months). Even a sniff of it will cause you to smell.. How about putting one of them in a tablet? If the person that confiscate the stash ever attempt to try it out themselves, they will smell like shit for the next couple of months, being completely isolated.. :)

It could be trimethylamine, please note this may be lethal in high amounts.
Title: Re: My postman is a thieving scum, how can I prevent it and get back at him?
Post by: twolips on February 21, 2012, 07:40 am
want me to make a 5meoamt and caffeine cocktail for him to find. lol.