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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: laWnmoWer mAn on December 05, 2012, 04:53 am
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Hello shoppers
I have just set up my sellers page and posted some ads. I presently have Permafrost and Matanuska Tundra (aka Alaskan Thunderfuck) listed and will have Afghani #1, Jilly Bean, AK47, and California Orange in the near future. I also expect to have other strains in the future, but can't say when or what yet. I'd like to start building my reputation as a vendor so I am offering free samples to the Moderators and Sr Members of the forum. I'll give samples to the first three to contact me. Please leave me positive comments after sampling my products. My PGP public key is
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Thank you for your reading my post.
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You have some interesting strains there laWnmoWer mAn. I would be interested in a sample.
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Sorry for the late review laWnmoWer mAn. The shipping was very fast and arrived in 2-3 days . The cannabis was vacuumed sealed and packaged well. I was sent a sample of Permafrost and Matanuska Tundra. They both came in nice sized nugs, but were slightly compressed. Starting with the Permafrost, it has a hazy smell with a small amount of spice. The buds have a nice amount of trichomes. The taste is like a haze with earthy tones and has a high that is like an indica with a little sativa. My favorite of the two was the Matanuska Tundra. It was a lighter color of green and was covered inside and out with trichromes. The smell is sweet, fruity, and skunky. This has a excellent fruity taste that lingers well and the smoke is mellow. I like the high of the Matanuska Tundra because I could still focus and function, but was still high as shit. It is now one of my favorites. Overall, laWnmoWer mAn's communication, packaging, delivery time, and the cannabis was top notch. A real professional with a great product. Thank you
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got a 2 gram sample of each of his strains. can honestly say that it was some of the best bud ive ever smoked. the shit came no smell in 5 days. gonna have to get more eventually. very good price
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just placed an order with LMM, will update with a review here shortly :D
Ordered Matanuska Tundra from LMM on Tuesday, reached East Coast on Friday.
Let me start off by saying that LMM offers amazing customer service. He was prompt to answer my PM's and he was able to accommodate a special request of mine.
Stealth was excellent, triple vacuum sealed (buds were only slightly compressed) and completely undetectable.
This is a nice example of Matanuska Tundra. I've worked on several grows, frequented dispensaries and attended several cannabis cup events so I like to think I'm a decent judge of good bud. Most notable for me, is the scent of the bud. It smells like grape sweet tarts soaked in pineapple juice. The crystallization is good and evenly spread throughout the bud, inside and out. Trichomes quilt the bud. The bud itself is a beautiful shade of light green. When smoked, the bud hits smooth but has a nice bite when the smoke hits the lungs. Flavor is also notable, that same grape but at the same time a more earthy taste. The high is very energetic, good for organization or a little boost to keep you focused. Coming down is mellow and your body goes into a state of relaxation. Once again, a very nice example of this strain (it's not one of the easiest to grow).
A great example of top notch bud. I've sampled bud from most all of the prominent cannabis vendors on the Road, and for it's price to quality ratio, LMM can't be beat. I've bought the same quantity of bud for 30 bucks more and had it not be as good as this is.
Keep up the good work and thanks LMM!
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This was my second order from LMM, and I am just as pleased (if not more so) with this experience as with the first.
As I said before, LMM offers amazing customer service; he REALLY goes out of his way to help you and to accommodate you.
Clicked order Tuesday night, got to EC/Mid-Atlantic Friday morning. Stealth was once again top notch.
This is a review for his permafrost.
As I said, I like to think I am a decent judge of good bud. That holds true especially in the case of this particular strain because I was fortunate enough to work for the grower that bred the strain. Sounds like bs, I know but it is the truth. I can tell you details about the strain's origins you can’t find on the web.
I must say that this is a lovely example of the strain. The first thing I take note of when checking out the nugs is the scent. Permafrost’s most noticeable overtone is one of sweet-smelling pine. It smells like Durban poison mixed with rotting/sweet roses and a hint of citrus. I REALLY enjoy the scent of this strain.
The colorization is good, however it is a shade or so darker (hints of purple) than some of the PF I’ve seen. This doesn’t mean that this example is inferior to other examples; it’s just a bit darker. Pistils are more abundant on this example than I’ve seen on other harvests and seem to almost wrap through the buds completely. Crystallization is heavy inside the bud, though it’s not extremely heavy on the outside (which is typical of this strain).
The first hit bites the side of your tongue with that sweet-pine taste. Smoke expands the lungs with a nice bite. Upon exhaling, you will notice a bitter, skunky taste. This is a really nice tasting strain.
LMM cites this strain to be good for relaxing (but without the couch lock). Personally, I love this as a morning strain. It may be the most uplifting strain I’ve ever smoked. It helps to keep me on task.
Out of all the strains that I’ve smoked (300+) Permafrost may be my all-time favorite. LMM has grown a very, very nice specimen of this strain and for that he deserves to be thanked!
Seriously, I don’t know how this guy still has so few transactions. If you buy from him, please help to get the word out there. He is offering a superior product and a cheaper price than anyone else on the road right now. His product is honestly better than stuff I’ve paid 25% more for.
This may have come off as shilly , but I am really trying to get the word out there about LMM because he’s been great to me so far and because other folks need to do themselves a favor and give this guy a try!
Thanks again LMM!
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Review: MatanuskaTundra
Appearance:5/5
Really nice lime green color, very nice indeed gots' amber like orange pistils which are encompassed a very beautiful lime shade of green. The buds stick out very nice with a small coat of trichomes just having' this lil' bud crushed hurt my heart, but it goes to show it can hold its consistency and structure. The Bud must surely look alot more extravagant in person and this i can be sure of because the sample still held its own !
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Smell: 5/5
A sweet like scent that cant be beat ! Reminds me of a citrus with a hint of evergreen pine ~ has an extremely pungent aroma that just seeks closure in my nose :) The unique smell reminds me of some WhiteWidow i had before because of its minty like tart smell ~ I know this is that super loud people are loving now ' and days !
Taste: 5/5
Has that sweet pull on the inhale, so when you intake it , just be prepared for a sweet berry like blast ! Reminds of that clean organic medical taste. When you smoke alot of bud, this bud is that fine treat you get from all that schwag burning ! lol. But truely this taste is like some sort of kandy kush. Its genetics, but you can tell this bud gets it super taste from its Indica Plant Type Family. This is a pleaser !
Touch/Feel: 5/5
The Bud has a nice soft feel to the touch, really nice structure made it easy to break up and roll and in this joint you see i posted up. The bud stay in their calyxes form so when you hand crush it it keeps that nice lil' bubbly form with the buds being broken up , and when you lay it out, it take volume up nicely and fluffy so it rolls up like a charm.
Effect: 5/5
Real mellow, I took a few hard pulls and can feel the body high that indica is known for. Super Dank stuff. In the way, i had to do some laundry and i mushed threw it like an Alaskan wolf going through snow on a mission ! Has a fat eye low factor' this that bud' you puff and can taste that medical classic "dro" like type of taste. High Grade. Chill factor- couch lock on high !
Packaging/Shipping: 4/5
I hate to be honest but the postage was off, and that can get further inspection which is a no-no. But the blubber was awesome, and the triple seal scheme was on point. Just don't air vacuum it till' its too tight, where the buds starts scrunchie'n' up the bud and it wont be a problem like that you leave an air bubble for the bud to be protected in. Then the extra two seals will do the job perfect ! Cool, thing out of this, im goin to leave my postman some money like that he's like dam' im'a be good with this address (lol). But this wont be a problem as i already told him about it.
Cost:5/5
At about 40 bucks (38.50) an eight, you can beat that ! For this top quality grade ganja, it can easily cap off at 45 ! and the oz. at about $250.00 (248.30) that's straight direct to the buyer. The 1/4's are at a nice 73.99 for this Tundra so at about 75 bucks that also a nice buy.
Overall: 6/5
Awesome Quality !. Communication is quick and convenient, and Seller Delivers product in a timely manner :)
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Review: Permafrost
Appearance:5/5
Really nice foilage in the make up of this bud, had nice colors, from white to light orange to a lil bit of purple right under the fan leaves near the buds. My favorite of the the two snowy covered strains. Makes up a nice Indica Hybrid and i hear its linage in genetics has some White Widow, so this strain is packin a nice family, and its apparent when you notice the structure on this plant.The bud has a nice lil' coate of trichomes and this is what i look for aspecially when i eyeball buds, the trichome coverage should be apparent to the nakey eye as you glance on the leaves and the buddy little areas to check for the lil THC head glands that look like little lines. Once you have that caked up aspect you bud seems to change a slight different tint or tone.
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Smell: 5/5
Has that super clean aroma that reminds me of a sour crout type of smell, not like a lemon lime either but more on the tangy side, like a fruity indica. This has that impresive quality about it, because its not the common kush type of smell either, this is more subltle stench that reminds me of good dank, medical or dro type stuff. Organic if anything... with the soil technique for this stronsmell. Im not sure of the growing medium, but i know its that "indoor"
Taste: 5/5
A Super Tastey Smoke indeed, clean intake with a nice tuch of a spicey hash like kinda taste. If anything this bud has that milky smoke that you can feel expand in your lungs very easy, more smoother than that harsh OG type of smoke, where as in this, you have a nice smooth time on the inhale, so you can pull the "smoke till you choke" factor big time on this. Has a strong brute musky lightly sour type of taste. Really Clean !
Touch/Feel: 5/5
Buds are soft to the touch with a nice fluffy feel to it, Even as it was slightly compressed the bud had its lead-way when you pull and broke it up. I really like how easy it was to pack a bowl, this bud has everything you want when you touch it :)
Effect: 5/5
Nice hybrid, with a strong narcotic aspect to it. Makes you feel it in you body and mind ! Had me quite and content, i guess you can say it was amood enhancer.A fat bowl can easily leave your brain feeling like it tingling, it gives that head ringing sensation all toasty like. I Felt focused and heavily strong minded, easily stoned with a "wake and bake" bowl 2 the head :)
Packaging/Shipping: 5/5
Bubbler came through nicely, and was labled awesome, the package was sealed super good, too good, that it just needs to be less on the air tight seal on the first go around. The buds can suffer and cured again during transit if left so tight. No smell was left. Attention to all the minor faults have been addressed with the vendor so this is not a problem! :)
Cost:5/5
An oz. of Permafrost at a cool $248.30 . Off the top this bud has re-sell potential and i can easily profit at about 20 dollars a gram. You do the math, and see how much you can too ! The 8's are at about 40 dollars ($38.50) and the Quarters at about 75 bucks ($73.99) and a nice price of about 140 dollars ($138.00) for a half a oz. :)
Overall: 6/5
Good Communication, and awesome turn around time ! The prices can't be beat for the quality that you getting from laWnmoWer mAn.
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My Samples are on the way! Will update.
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Just received my generous samples! Each one weighs a gram. I tried the Permafrost first. Here is my review.
First a little background information. Permafrost is a cross between White Widow and Trainwreck. This strain is good for anxiety, headache, nausea, stress, depression, and it is sold it a lot of dispensaries.
5/5: Shipping: Got to me pretty fast! There was a small confusion with postage at first, but lmm went out of his way and took care of it. Couldn't be more than happy!
5/5: Stealth: The stealth was on point. Although I only received the stealth for the samples Im sure on his larger orders the stealth is just as present! Package didn't look obvious and the most important part was there was no smell. Each gram was individually vacuum sealed three times. Did not smell anything until I broke into last layer and the smell stung my noise. The stealth is the most crucial part when dealing with dank and lmm is very capable of getting the package to you discreetly.
5/5: Appearance: My gram came in one nug. Not very fluffy but it is very dense and sticky. You can see the trichome very well with the naked eye and it gives the bug a light green look and long orange hairs with some purple in the mix. The Permafrost is an accurate name for this strain because it looks like there is frost all over it!
5/5: Smell: This one smells the most potent out the the 2 strains. It has a very potent smell that consists of citrus, lemon, and pine. Very musky and potent! It grabs the attention of your noise and you can almost imagine what it would taste like just from the smell!
5/5: Effect: When smoked I could def tell it has white widow in it. On the inhale I could taste a bit of pine and citrus which pinched my lungs. I could feel the head change almost instantly and on the exhale it tasted a little skunky which filled the whole room with that aroma. The way this bud taste def matched it's potency. I hate having bud that looks and smells great but the taste wasn't there. To me smoking and tasting it is the best part and I really enjoyed smoking this! I packed a half a gram into a bowl and this produced a powerful but relaxing high. Head felt heavy (still very clear headed) but still energetic and was able to do get stuff done even directly after smoking. My most recent strained that I smoked was Pineapple Express. Compared to Permafrost the Pineapple Express lacked that stench and the taste just wasn't there. I am very impressed with this bud! I have never heard of Permafrost before but I am def a fan of this strain and with the quality service that LMM has provided me with.
Will post review for MatanuskaTundra this evening.
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The order came in quickly and packaged decently. While the buds were flattened in the process the security was of no question on par with many other respected vendors here.
Extremely generous with the samples and most importantly had great communication throughout the whole process. Even with it being free for me and costing him! So far, amazing
vendor.
Now on to the smoke. I received two samples, one was Matanuska Tundra and the other was Perma Frost. I'll start off with the first mentioned. I've unforuntately been getting
over a cold so my taste and smell may have been a bit off. However I did have some backing of friends as well but this is my review.
Matanuska Tundra
8.25/10
This strain has undergone a lot of confusion from my understanding. It originally started out as a clone only
Matanuska Thunderfuck. Which is now apparently no longer available so this is to be it's baby brother so to say.
A hard plant to grow as even when buds have matured the tops tend to continue to produce new flowerings. It is
also not very mold resistant at all so the grower took caution to that I suppose as mine had no signs of mold
at all.
Now the bag appeal was obviously nothing I can comment on as there was none lol. Being squished it gave me no
real wiggle room to comment on anything other than it being very trichome laden and green. You can tell this
was a homegrow and nothing of commericial variety. This can be a good or bad thing, in this case it turned out
good for me :)
The aroma was a bit off as I think a longer cure could have done it some good. While it still had this green
smell there was a definite fruit tone to it. The taste was quite suprising. Very zesty and fruity but very easy
to smoke on. A hint of green still can be tasted but was not a bother at all.
The high was great :) VERY relaxing and just gives you that muscle soothing sort of relief from a day of running
around doing countless shit. I quite enjoyed the way it made me feel and is the very reason I gave it a bit higher
than an 8 in my personal rating.
Perma Frost
7.75/10
Once again bag appeal can't be commented on but there were only slight differences I could tell from the MT. Overall
even being flattened out the buds were pretty in their own way.
The aroma was powerful but once agian hinted at a longer cure time needed. Regardless.... you are blasted in the face
with berry fruit smells and light sweet citrus like canned tangerines in syrup. I enjoyed the smell and had to quickly
load a bowl ;)
The taste was also great! It had a bit of expansion so I definitly got a couple good coughs out of it but I have been
getting over a cold. The palate was close to the aroma with once again a slight green/fresh taste to it. Almost minty
as well but that was barely present.
The high was not as good as the MT but still a great smoke! Very relaxing in the sense of the word but energetic as far
as thought process goes. I had some great ideas of shit to do, but getting around to doing them took a lot longer than
typical LOL :) Still... great weed!
Now I can honestly say this is better than some of the other bud I've actually purchased off of SR but it still has room
for improvement (as they all do LOL). Do not let this sway your opinion... it's a great deal and very good herb! I would
personally buy more and it wasn't just I who enjoyed it. A group of us and my girl all considered it very good and I was
lucky enough to have been given samples to review.
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Giving this vendor a try. Great prices, look forward to receiving.
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Quality vendor right here. Received in two days after being marked in transit. Stealth was great, didn't notice a thing until I broke through all the layers. The weed? Well, it smells ungodly (in a good way). Can't wait to try it.
Thanks a lot, man.
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Bought from this vendor today(1 oz permafrost). Ill put up a thorough review upon arrival of the product. cant wait!
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I wanted to show lmm some love and revive this thread to hopefully give him more exposure.
I've ordered numerous times already, but here's a review of my last order.
Communication (5/5): Lmm is quick to answer any questions you may have. He follows up each order which a message confirming it's been sent.
Stealth (5/5): Vacuum sealed and padded with newspaper in a priority flat rate box. Printed labels with a legitimate-looking business return address. More than sufficient.
Speed (5/5): I've never had to wait more than a couple days for my package.
Quality (5/5): Great bud. I got his AK-47 and was thoroughly impressed as well as my other buddies. It doesn't get much better.
Price (5/5): Only $150 a 1/2 and an ounce is only $250. For this quantity on SR (and in general), the price can't be beat.
I highly recommend lmm for your cannabis needs. I hope he has more strains available in the near future.
jthev2005
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Hey LMM,
If you are still checking this, I wondered if there was any way to contact you with the road being gone. I've placed many orders through you and am hoping there is a way this can continue. Please send me a PM if you get this, I have your e-mail but Tormail seems to be down.
Regards,
Myrg