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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: montfort on June 29, 2013, 08:16 pm
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Looking for vendors "in top 100% of vendors" for the laugh.
who do you think have the worst vendor stats?
Here are some of the lowest-rank vendors i could find (50+ transactions):
krikrivano(69). 69.1% average on 109 transactions
jaysonwoods(59) 58.9% average on 70 transactions
Larghetto(60) 60.3% average on 300+ transactions, with half the posts claiming "scammer" or "FE" with 5/5 and the other half being VERY DETAILLED 1/5 reports.
but the palm officialy goes to:
his royal highness(0) 0.2% positive feedback on 10 transactions (His royal highness personally contacted me in order for me to display his stats publicly so he can claim the title. Seems proud!)
Its worth a laugh just to go read the feedback of these vendors.
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top 100% would just be new vendors wouldn't it?
and if you mean worst as in feedback, doesn't SR remove vendor status if they their feedback drops that low?
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anything under 95 and they are all equally "wouldn't buy from" status.... but yeah, those are ridiculous. SR staff should ban them.
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updated. It seems that there's a 0.2% positive vendor out there. can anyone beat him?
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If you have less than 1 % seller rating you should probably put your account out of it's misery. Wow.
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TheDankestEra was in the 50s but he was banned again two days ago.
Maybe Larghetto? Ranked in the top 98% of sellers with 60.3% positive feedback from more than 300 transactions.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/a51b9c41ce
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This feedback from Larghetto's profile is fucking sidesplitting.
"Hopefully he becomes a victim of the SR-karma just like some other scammers on SR have experienced, for example the former vendor who choose to use all scam-money and the profit he made from it, to book an exlusive holiday of wild safari in Africa, but after just a couple of days his safari-holiday took an abrupt end as he was ambushed by a huge group of wild animals of different species, who spent hours of finding all sorts of painful ways of raping him, in all kind of weird animal constellations that wildly penetrated all holes and openings of his body, before cooking him alive over open fire, then start feasting on his body while he was still alive and ultimately buried in a huge pile of animal excrements, while he was barely alive but still very conscious. He was miracleously saved and still alive despite spending several days buried deep inside this pile, taken into african hospital care of very poor standard and with no supply of painkiling medicaments, and he was for more than a month suffering extremely from the condition of blood poisoning, due to his body becoming internally contaminated after being inseminated with huge amounts of toxic animal excrements, until he finally became leprous and faced a very slow and painful death as his limbs gradually rottened and had to be amputated (without any painkilling medication) and eventually only the trunk of his body and head was all that was left, when his blood poisoning and leprous condition led to the developmenth of an internal growth of worms and parasites eating his internal organs one ofter another and literally ate him to death in a very slow and painful process, without any relief of pain due to the lack of painkilling medication... "
Dayum. That's like Princess Bride on crack... oh wait ;)
I think I actually bought something from largeghetto like a year back. Name is familiar at least. Why does anyone buy from someone with that low of a rating? I get suspicious of anything under 98%. Maybe that's a high margin, but I think in general it's pretty binary on whether or not someone is on the up and up or not.
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With krikrivano I've had one of my first transactions on SR -- it was some Methadone when I'm remembering right ... the whole process went smooth and flawless -- communication was a bit poor (due to language problems I assume ... my basic knowledge of his language could help ;) ) but barely necessary.
I was more than just happy \o/ ... and respectively sad now reading here about him having such bad ratings and stuff :-\ That much from my side with " for the laugh " ^^
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This feedback from Larghetto's profile is fucking sidesplitting.
"Hopefully he becomes a victim of the SR-karma just like some other scammers on SR have experienced, for example the former vendor who choose to use all scam-money and the profit he made from it, to book an exlusive holiday of wild safari in Africa, but after just a couple of days his safari-holiday took an abrupt end as he was ambushed by a huge group of wild animals of different species, who spent hours of finding all sorts of painful ways of raping him, in all kind of weird animal constellations that wildly penetrated all holes and openings of his body, before cooking him alive over open fire, then start feasting on his body while he was still alive and ultimately buried in a huge pile of animal excrements, while he was barely alive but still very conscious. He was miracleously saved and still alive despite spending several days buried deep inside this pile, taken into african hospital care of very poor standard and with no supply of painkiling medicaments, and he was for more than a month suffering extremely from the condition of blood poisoning, due to his body becoming internally contaminated after being inseminated with huge amounts of toxic animal excrements, until he finally became leprous and faced a very slow and painful death as his limbs gradually rottened and had to be amputated (without any painkilling medication) and eventually only the trunk of his body and head was all that was left, when his blood poisoning and leprous condition led to the developmenth of an internal growth of worms and parasites eating his internal organs one ofter another and literally ate him to death in a very slow and painful process, without any relief of pain due to the lack of painkilling medication... "
;D That's fucking brilliant!
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I'm pretty like a couple months ago I saw a seller with 29% rating. Don't remember who.
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(His royal highness personally contacted me in order for me to display his stats publicly so he can claim the title. Seems proud!)
This is pure gold!
He's clawed his way back up to 2.4% positive feedback. Never give up brotha!
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/80811f8926
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http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ce4c546ddc
has been a vendor for 1 year
was last seen: today
ranked in the top 99% of sellers with 25% positive feedback from 113 transactions
has 19 fans - become a fan
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http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ce4c546ddc
has been a vendor for 1 year
was last seen: today
ranked in the top 99% of sellers with 25% positive feedback from 113 transactions
has 19 fans - become a fan
He lists a gmail account in order to email him too. Wow. Just plain wow.
If ever there was a case for raising the vendor bond, this thread is it.
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http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ce4c546ddc
has been a vendor for 1 year
was last seen: today
ranked in the top 99% of sellers with 25% positive feedback from 113 transactions
has 19 fans - become a fan
http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/eQC6.jpg
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No refunds for packages sent to North Korea?
They don't even have internet!
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No refunds for packages sent to North Korea?
They don't even have internet!
;D
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I'm mistaken. It appears North Koreans are able to access TOR via a potato attached to a length of string.
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I'm mistaken. It appears North Koreans are able to access TOR via a potato attached to a length of string.
High level government has internet there. Kim Jong Un doesn't get refunds! ;D
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I'm mistaken. It appears North Koreans are able to access TOR via a potato attached to a length of string.
High level government has internet there. Kim Jong Un doesn't get refunds! ;D
Check out VICE on HBO Episode 10 on the Dennis Rodman visit. They have internet... sort of. Kim Jong Un would probably just make his own drugs anyway. "The Marshall demands secobarbital and quaaludes and additionally he would like more My Little Pony themed pornography!"
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I'm mistaken. It appears North Koreans are able to access TOR via a potato attached to a length of string.
High level government has internet there. Kim Jong Un doesn't get refunds! ;D
Check out VICE on HBO Episode 10 on the Dennis Rodman visit. They have internet... sort of. Kim Jong Un would probably just make his own drugs anyway. "The Marshall demands secobarbital and quaaludes and additionally he would like more My Little Pony themed pornography!"
I'm a Vice-o-holic! Seen every episode. That shit is an ACT! They turned on the whole cities lights just for them. The whole thing is a charade. None of those people knew how to even use the internet. There was only one government man in there actually doing something other than moving the mouse back and forth! ;D
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I'm mistaken. It appears North Koreans are able to access TOR via a potato attached to a length of string.
High level government has internet there. Kim Jong Un doesn't get refunds! ;D
Check out VICE on HBO Episode 10 on the Dennis Rodman visit. They have internet... sort of. Kim Jong Un would probably just make his own drugs anyway. "The Marshall demands secobarbital and quaaludes and additionally he would like more My Little Pony themed pornography!"
I'm a Vice-o-holic! Seen every episode. That shit is an ACT! They turned on the whole cities lights just for them. The whole thing is a charade. None of those people knew how to even use the internet. There was only one government man in there actually doing something other than moving the mouse back and forth! ;D
Probably one of the greatest documentaries of all time. Compare it to the old documentary from '08 and they definitely tried to clean their act up together, but still very creepy. Completely staged.
I wouldn't want to be one of the only three black people in North Korea either. Hopefully they had some drugs, because I couldn't handle that sober.
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I'm mistaken. It appears North Koreans are able to access TOR via a potato attached to a length of string.
High level government has internet there. Kim Jong Un doesn't get refunds! ;D
Check out VICE on HBO Episode 10 on the Dennis Rodman visit. They have internet... sort of. Kim Jong Un would probably just make his own drugs anyway. "The Marshall demands secobarbital and quaaludes and additionally he would like more My Little Pony themed pornography!"
I'm a Vice-o-holic! Seen every episode. That shit is an ACT! They turned on the whole cities lights just for them. The whole thing is a charade. None of those people knew how to even use the internet. There was only one government man in there actually doing something other than moving the mouse back and forth! ;D
Probably one of the greatest documentaries of all time. Compare it to the old documentary from '08 and they definitely tried to clean their act up together, but still very creepy. Completely staged.
I wouldn't want to be one of the only three black people in North Korea either. Hopefully they had some drugs, because I couldn't handle that sober.
I would be alot more worried about "what the fuck I am gonna eat!!!!!!"
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They have food. They always go to Pyongyang which is the capital and it's basically home to the party members and higher class people.
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They have food. They always go to Pyongyang which is the capital and it's basically home to the party members and higher class people.
Well, I am a fat fuck so whenever I consider travel.. Food is pretty high up on the list, and fuck eating rice for a week straight. I would like to see NK for myself though, looks like a spooky joint.
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I'm just going to find and bump the North Korea thread because this is getting off-topic.
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jaysonwoods is down to 50.6 now. Should I FE?
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d43470b5d0/60