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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: NeuroGirl on March 23, 2012, 09:44 am
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I decided to start this thread on behalf of H-vendor PharmerJohn. If you want to contribute to the community and decide you'd like to write a review of his gear, you're more than welcome to post your review here. *General* questions pertaining to PJ are also welcome and encouraged. :)
PJ has been around slanging some of the best black tar I've seen, and he's done amazingly so far. Definitely needs his own thread. There are so many great reviews in the H Vendors thread, but they tend to get lost in the shuffle.
PharmerJohn's communication is outstanding, he ships fast, and he's got the FIRE.
Here's a review I posted in the H Vendors forum.
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I received my second order of PharmerJohn's tar, and let me tell you, this gear is quite possibly the best tar I have ever had. The last batch was excellent. Definitely A grade. This new batch is S class heroin. Superior to grade A. As in .02 floored me for several hours. I injected at around 2:00/3:00 in the afternoon and was nodding like the first time I ever IV'ed. I rarely ever nod on heroin anymore. I don't know why, but it's just something that doesn't really happen. But this time, I could barely open my eyes. It is now after 8:00pm and I'm still catching myself zoning out, almost nodding. One .02 dose. That's it. I'm simply amazed if youl can't tell.
The gear resembles glossy onyx. Black, shiny as though it's been polished, and very hard. A beautiful sight to behold. Someone mentioned marriage a few posts ago. Shit, that's exactly how I feel about this gear. I'd marry it and have its brilliant, gleaming, little, black, 7lb 8oz heroin baby if I could.
This gear has virtually no debris floating around in the spoon while cooking. Everything dissolved/melted. I was very pleased with that. I did however filter it twice just to be on the safe side, because this batch is significantly darker than the last. The rush was extraordinary. It came on hot and fast, very intensely. Lasted about 5 minutes. As you already gathered, the legs on this gear are longer than Liv Tyler's in a bikini and stilettos.
Anyone who's prejudice against tar needs to try this stuff now. Your mind will be changed.
You will be born again. I'm a tar girl, and as they say, once you go black... ;)
Anyone who's been thinking about ordering from PJ but just hasn't yet, I recommend you order now or very soon. This is definitely the batch you want to get a piece of.
It might seem as though I'm being a tad hyperbolic here =P, but this gear is worthy of hyperbole. It might as well BE hyperbole. 8)
As always, PJ's communication was great. Little prob with my encrypted address, he let me know within a reasonable amount of time. Solved the problem and the package was out late in the evening that day. Got here in 3 days. Still fast IMO. Inconspicuous packaging. Thumbs up for the creativity.
I had to wait several hours after I'd shot up to write this review. It's just impossible to concentrate well enough to articulate something like this when I'm THAT HIGH. Ha, if I'd started it right after I shot up, it wouldn't have even been finished by now anyway. Ha!
Alright, I think that's it. Thanks PJ! Much love <3 Keep that fire Onyx coming for as long as you can.
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Since I also got one of the best feelings ever Iving PJ's tar, I will give a review also.
I wouldn't of got this tar in the first place if my friend ivs, but he smokes so I told him tar would be his best/fastest bet.
Because the sack was for my friend I asked pj if I could have a .1sample along with the .5. He agreed :) <3
So it was ordered and shipped on friday. It came on monday. It wasn't priority either :D
So I get my .001 scale and I get 620mg :D
I take 120 mg for myself for the whole transaction and give the rest to my friend.
I still had tony's pebbles when this happened, so I was iv'ing that shit like crazy 3-4 times a day. Doing pretty much 150-200mg a day.
So I run out of the pebbles and only have 80mg left of the tar. I'm like just because it's tar i'll just do 60mg(I'm glad I did cause during the beginning of wd's I forgot I had 20mg left of tar in my methpipe :D)
Since I don't have wheel filters I wouldn't really want to Iv tar, but smoke it. But since I was iving and smoking it wasn't doing it/tastes so crazy, I decided I'll just use cotton and see what happens.
So I put the pinky nail sized piece of tar in the spoon with 1.5cc of water. I heat it until it boils and stir it by swooshing the spoon around. I do this 2 times so everything is dissolved. I then get the cotton and suck up 1cc of a very clear yellowish liquid. I was very surprized the cotton worked so well.
SO I shoot it up and BAM!!! Like just like Iving 4mg of dillie but longer and better! I was like HOLY SHIT, my friend was right about tar being #1!
I drew some crazy shit after that while nodding like a bitch haha. Super good time, but I could of done that whole 80mg :(.
Better safe than sorry :)
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Have to give it up for PharmerJohn! Just ordered our second time with him on wed and hoping its here today or tmrw :D The first time was awesome and if it is anything like last time we are in for some good shit! He is very professional in answering pm's and shipping was quick..will do a better review when we receive this next batch. But anyone looking for a great domestic vendor with bomb ass shit that is reliable and honest- PJ is your man. We dont have enough good things to say :)
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I posted this review in his thread in "Product Offers" a week or so ago... Props to NeuroGirl for starting a new thread where it will get more exposure!
I received a half gram of Pharmerjohn's tar earlier in the week... It has to be the best deal on opiates on the Road right now.
Shipping was super-quick. Marked in transit the same day I ordered, received four days later. 5/5.
Packaging was secure and stealthy. 5/5.
There was no need to communicate, but given the outstanding service in all other areas, I have no doubt that it would also rate 5/5.
The product: A hard, obsidian looking chunk, which softens up a bit when it warms up. Didn't weigh- there was no need. Smells rich and sweet, acetic acid and something I can't quite put my finger on- the way good tar always smells. Cooks up fairly clean, not clear amber like some tar does, but clear enough. pH was surprisingly neutral, much better on the veins.
It flat out knocked me on my ass. I used to have quite a habit, and the tolerance to go with it. And while that is no longer the case, I still know good scag when I'm putting in my arm... It's as potent as any dope I've ever shot. The rush is just incredible- the high 6MAM lends a euphoria that I just don't get with powder. Guess I'm just a tar baby.
After starting slowly, I decided to up the ante, put a little more in the spoon. 30 minutes later, I'm still nodding out while standing at the sink in the downstairs bathroom. I can't clean up my rig. I can't run water to splash it on my face. I can't even make it out of the bathroom to lay down on the bed. All I can do is stand there weaving back and forth. I finally make it out of the bathroom and sit down on the bed, only to realize that the bathroom is exactly where I need to be. Sweat is pouring out of me, my shirt is soaked, and I know I'm about to yak... Which I do, over and over and over.
Around that time, my wife comes downstairs to see what's taking me so long, and of course she is immediately concerned once she gets a look at me hugging the toilet, pale and soaked with sweat. I just looked at her and smiled. "I feel fucking fantastic" is what I tried to say, but I'm pretty sure whatever words I spoke made no sense at all.
Giving a 5/5 for quality would be seriously under-rating this shit... It would have been happy paying twice the price he's asking. If you're new to dope, or have a low tolerance be fucking careful with this stuff. A ridiculously small amount could render you in really bad shape, or worse.
Thanks Pharmerjohn- I'll be back for more.
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Have to give it up for PharmerJohn! Just ordered our second time with him on wed and hoping its here today or tmrw :D The first time was awesome and if it is anything like last time we are in for some good shit!
Trust me, you'll be even more pleased with the batch that's coming your way. Like I said in my review, it's even better than the last. It's got such long legs, you'll probably end up dosing less frequently. :)
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The gear resembles glossy onyx. Black, shiny as though it's been polished, and very hard. A beautiful sight to behold. Someone mentioned marriage a few posts ago. Shit, that's exactly how I feel about this gear. I'd marry it and have its brilliant, gleaming, little, black, 7lb 8oz heroin baby if I could.
this cracks me up everytime i read it, A+
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SALE!!!! AND SHIPPING UPDATE FOR MY MOST RECENT CUSTOMERS:
A bunch of shit outside my SR life came up, and I have been lagging on a group of orders. For these 9 people whose orders will have lapsed to "late" , I'll be sending them each ~$20 back to try and make up for my tardiness. I hope you understand; I strive to have the fastest turn around for first class shipping on SR, and this reflects poorly on me. I am sorry, but I have to deal with other stuff sometimes too (wish this could be my only job; I would make way more money than I do now!)
I am having my customer appreciation sale right now though. Listings should be up shortly, I'm letting grams go for $110, which after SR's fees and shipping should come to right around $120 out the door. I only have one ounce going at this price, and am leaving on vacation later this week for a few days, so order quickly; I'm not saving any for people who can't get coin fast enough, sorry. Also, while I will never require early finalization from everyone, if you would finalize early I would appreciate it; nice to have some extra cash where I'm going. But I rarely finalize early myself, so I understand if you don't want to, in which case don't worry about it.
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this cracks me up everytime i read it, A+
:D ;) glad it made ya laugh.
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i just wanted to throw in my quick review. i only usually snort my dope but the pics from jd and PJ made me really want to try tar. i quick smoking cigs awhiles back so i dont like smoking anything anymore but decided that'd be the way i go with this gear. my .2 was probably around 210 to 220 mg and in one solid hunk that looked beautiful. first time trying to chase and got the hang of it pretty quick. the aftertaste is a bit heavy but the initial inhale has that vinegary sweetness that i started to really enjoy. no rushes for me from any of the hits ive done but im nodding pretty nice now off of about 70mg. being my first tar experience i would naturally have to rate this higher but comparing with tonys or opis gives me ideas on where to put it. i'd give it an 8 from a decent tolerance. and his packaging was genius. that alone made it worth it! haha. prices are also really great even when his sale isn't on. thanks PJ. i guess now i have to give hesienburg or jds(if hes still around) a try.
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I just have to say *well done* to pharmerjohn for an excellent batch, that arrived early and well packaged. I wasn't even expecting it, and like others, I'd gotten so caught up in the incessant drama about agentmulder's *non* arrival, that I forgot to post here about how happy I was with PJ's stuff: It was dark an sticky, but breakable: I never know quite how to describe it, but this the best way, and I can break it apart nicely with a small knife.
Now, don't get grossed out, but because of my veins all being ruined--and tar is hard on veins--I plug it. You can look that up the heroin wiki, if you don't know what it means, but it's a nice and somewhat gross way to do tar. It takes about ten minutes average, to 'come on' and I get this sort of overwhelming euphoria that just comes over me, makes me happy and want to get up and do things. Only good tar does this, and those of you who still inject it, know what a good rush this brings. I do just about 1/8 of a gram, more or less a good match-head, and I got nice buzz for several hours...
Good job!
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I just made an order with pharmer john. he seems pretty responsive, on the thread and he was pretty responsive to my p.m's which hopefully weren't to nagging. seems to be a pretty popular guy which no doubt makes him busy. but i'm just trying to ease my mind i guess that the gear wil show up no problems. this is my first time with with but if everything is smooth i would become a very devote customer.
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I just made an order with pharmer john. he seems pretty responsive, on the thread and he was pretty responsive to my p.m's which hopefully weren't to nagging. seems to be a pretty popular guy which no doubt makes him busy. but i'm just trying to ease my mind i guess that the gear wil show up no problems. this is my first time with with but if everything is smooth i would become a very devote customer.
Yeah: he's a good guy, and comes thru with good dope. No worries...
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Don't worry. Yeah, there's going to be a lag as I institute my new shipping methods, but I'm confident it'll all arrive just fine.
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The Pharmer is a good man. He communicates with you AND he sends your order. Fast too.
Just wish I got to him before he ran out of stock.
Tip: Keep a copy of not just your wallet.dat file but the blk0001.dat and blkindex.dat files.
I had a crash that corrupted them and had to reload the whole block chain. I thought it would take a few hours.....it took 2 days.
I will always make a backup of these files after waiting for the bitcoin client to get caught up.
I would have been back in business in an hour or less and probably have Pharmers gear right now.
There is also a site (or many?) you can download them from tht goes faster than the the bitcoin client. I thought it would be the same in the end....I was wrong.
http://eu1.bitcoincharts.com/blockchain/
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once again very responsive. i'm used to the street where its face to face, although i hate being out there. it's nice to be able to go about my day and then open up my mail. i love the fact that i can be in my own home. i' don't consider myself a criminal but if youre out on the street instantly you're made to feel that way. but it's a bit nerve racking experience the first time dealing with someone on the other end of a screen. but it's incredibly helpful and reassuring to have the forum and input. so thanks again and i look forward to doing much more business.
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Anyone heard from PJ in the last two days? I noticed that he hadnt been on SR for two days and then today he was.. :) So I am hoping he is okay.
Anyone gotten their packages who ordered from the batch last week? He said to expect a delay so I am. Just curious if anyone else has gotten theirs?
Still waiting on our order that was marked in transit Friday :( So we hope that it will get here tomorrow. Never had any problems with any orders from him before so we dont think that we will have a problem this time...it is just waiting sucks asshole..lol.
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********************************** PHARMER JOHN UPDATE ******************************
Hey guys, so I'm back for good now (might go to EDC in Vegas next month, but probably not). And I got laid off from my other job, so I can focus on SR full time, and hopefully have even better turn around times than I was once famous for. I know I have a lot of redemption to do in your guy's eyes, just please give me the opportunity. After all, I made good on my promise to mail out all the early finalization's, and I have, so the few 1/5 feedbacks that remain are either from people who are bitter, whiny little bitches (since they got either their money or their dope and thus out nothing at all) or there might be a problem with one person but I'm checking into it. Or maybe they haven't had a chance to update it yet, which is fair enough.
But I AM NOT A THIEF, and certainly not a scammer. What would be the point of scamming only like $1500? I'm not dumb, if I wanted to rip you guys off I would have RIPPED you off. Hard. But I appreciate the value of long term profits over short term gains that are tiny in comparison. So while I'm not going to hunt through this thread to find all the doubtful, accusatory, bullshit posts from people, those who wrote them can kindly smoke my big fat cock like that gorgeous escort did last Saturday night. Seriously, I hope some of you bitchy, selfish assholes die in a gutter. All I do is try and serve my customers as best as I can, although sometimes shit happens, like what occurred over the last few weeks that really threw my life into disarray. And sorry, but even if I had TOR access through that, and I didn't, y'all would have been low priority anyway because this other stuff was too big to ignore (when I wasn't in drug-induced coma from concussion).
Most of you have been great though, stood up for me, and I won't forget that. I need to build my money back up, since the robbery left me low on funds. PBucket, I always forget who you are on SR (but I remember now), and yes man, like I said in PM, you're on the forefront of my mind to take care of once I build a little back up.
I'd also like to offer a bonus this next full batch. I think 150mg of the purest MDMA I've yet tried (from one of our kindly NL vendors) might be my gift, since dope too precious now (need to sell all to make the cash to keep re-upping, understand?) That sound good for you guys? Give it to a friend if you don't like to roll or something, I dunno.
Also, I have some Subutex, 8mg generic, about 50 of them. And I'll be getting another 60 or so pretty soon, so I'll have those listed as well. Last time one guy bought them all out though, we'll see if that happens again :)
As for quality, yeah I would say my last batch wasn't quite as good as the one before, but still relatively exceptional. I have to buy from about 4 different guys, each with high quality but some randomly have amazing shit (like the "onyx" that many said was the best tar SR has ever seen, and I would agree, having tested at least the other two former main tar dealer's products). I always buy the best dope possible though, its always worth it, and besides, I consistently have the best heroin price on this entire site (or did in the past, we'll see how it is now and when I get listings back up). I'll try to get the onyx every time if I can, but like I said, I'm at the mercy of my dealers in this regard. Plus, how I now have to package it might make it appear like its lower quality than it actually is, so keep that in mind.
So thats that guys. I'm done apologizing for being in the hospital, jail, and then of course dealing with getting robbed, and thus being unreachable and lagging on orders. I've said sorry enough, and it was something out of my control anyway. I keep my gun loaded now though (I guess I could also hunt down those bitches who have ripped me off, or gave me shit feedback for no legitimate reason; anonymity would make murder easy). I'm kidding, I'm kidding! :D Guess thats not very funny; I've always worried about ordering some "xanax" and having it be cyanide or something; this site would make it easy to do. Scary thought.
But seriously, I'm done with the bullshit. I obviously won't be requesting early FE until I build up my rep again, but if you have less than 10 orders, even if you've ordered from me once or twice before, your order will be cancelled without it. Also, I can't offer bulk without early finalization, so its either regular weights or you have to trust me (sending of my overdue FE'd orders should at least show that I mean to maintain/ restore my status here). So stay tuned guys, and a huge thanks to my friends and loyal customers for keeping the faith. The rest of you haters I hope have a short, miserable, and lonely existence in the self-centered shitstorm that is sure to be your pitiful life.
So look for the subs soon, and maybe a few grams I have now (those might be sold already, have to double check). Also, maybe I'll sell a couple grams of that molly, its amazing shit. And as always, look to me for competitive prices, the highest quality, and (now, finally, again) the quickest turn around. Everything goes priority, and now that this is full time, should be a one day in/out fulfillment schedule.
So thanks for standing by me guys, I promise I won't disappoint you again and I truly look forward to once again bringing you the service and quality that y'all have come to expect from the PharmerJohn brand. I just hope I can get my funds together ASAP for a new sack for y'all, to begin proving myself once again.
Sincerely and respectfully,
PharmerJohn
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This is great to hear. I'm putting a half grand into my account as I type. When will you have your H listings up? I will hold off on ordering till then if its soon.
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This is great to hear. I'm putting a half grand into my account as I type. When will you have your H listings up? I will hold off on ordering till then if its soon.
ASAP, looking at how raped the prices in the H section are right now. Even my highest prices are like half what they charge lol, and I have better dope (or at least equal; I've done A LOT of tar in my time and I only buy the best available to me).
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Fucking awesome man. Your right about the prices its fucking insane! You pulled your listings down right when I got money in my acct lol. I was bummed. You def have the best prices. I will watch your name on the road and put in a order for 2 grams as soon as its up.
Thanks.
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Also PJ I dont have any wheel filters, is your tar clean enough to just use a cigarette filter 2 or 3 times with regular water or do I need something else??
Thanks.
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You did right by me, PJ, and I'm sure many other people, too. Your timing couldn't have been better, coming through in the middle of all the other scandalous shit going on. I appreciate you being a man of your word.
Nodding fairly hard as I type this by the way- 5/5 for sure. ;)
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New batch getting picked up later today, to be offered at my classically good prices. Look for listings this evening, and enjoy! Order fast and it ought to arrive before the weekend!
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Well, so much for "I'm back". I ordered, said it was shipped last wednesday. Domestic. No love on my end yet. Been offline 3 days now. No communication. At least I didn't fe.
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Well, so much for "I'm back". I ordered, said it was shipped last wednesday. Domestic. No love on my end yet. Been offline 3 days now. No communication. At least I didn't fe.
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To be fair, he sent me a msg yesterday saying the shipment was delayed, but he had just put it in the mail. Hopefully, it'll be here tomorrow.
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Yeah, they went out late, sorry if I missed sending you update? Thought I caught everyone, my bad. Regardless, every one of those past orders is in transit now, and my apologies for taking so long; I had to clean up some fallout from what happened to me over the past month. It was the best I could do under the circumstances. Also, I think I'll just do it myself from now on. I had this whole system set up, but my couriers have proven to be less than reliable.
-PJ
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Where is PharmerJuan? He hasn't signed on for 3 days, does that mean he's on auto-vacation??? Check your messages on SR marketplace!! I've been waiting on you for a week and hope all is well man. Keep up the good work!!
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Here I am! Sorry, handling business outside SR in-between re-ups, but I'm back in stock now.
-PJ
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Hey all, new dope in stock and its straight fire, same as the original Onyx that was Neurogirl's favorite. And as soon as this little bit sells and I re-up, I'll be having my customer appreciation sale so look forward to that within the next week or so. Thanks guys!
-PJ
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Hey guys, just a heads up, I''m back in stock and ready to ship FAST, and have a few little surprise goodies I may include with some orders (paychedelics. Also, once I get the money from this I'll be able to have my sale. Thanks!
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Well he still hasn't signed on or delivered. I'll come back every day if I have to to let everyone know.
He has had over 2 months to provide me with a little over 7g and in all of this time he hasn't even sent me 0.5g
I noticed that the people that pay through SR and don't finalize, even get their orders for 0.5g. These are orders
even placed a month or more after I paid him!
So, that tells me that he is simply taking advantage of people that either pay directly and have no recourse through SR
or taking advantage of those that finalize early and still have no recourse through SR. It's plain and simple
that he is selling and actually providing product to those who can either give him a rating or report him to SR Customer Service.
He is blatantly doing it, insulting me with his lies, and then coming to me like a cowardice bitch with empty apologies, more lies as to why
he doesn't have any portion of my product. He must be really stupid to try some of the things that he has or have the unbelievable gall to try them.
This guy is more worthless than a piece of dog shit. He's been steadily trying to get with his friends' girl, both of which he has known for over 10 years.
This guy is an immature loser who can't even vend properly and then goes on random vacations like they are at the top of the to-do list.
He'll come back with some bullshit excuse that will be his attempt to make me feel bad and look like an idiot. It will probably involve someone going to the hospital
or getting "robbed" again. I will be posting messages soon enough of him asking for direct payments and his lies and all that. SR won't do shit about it and will continue
to let him vend, which brings me to another thing, they know he's scamming because there have been others that have complained and yet they let him continue with his B.S
I don't know if I want to be a part of a community like that....where the main priority is a commission check. Also, notice negative one karma I have? Guess who gave me that
after feeling the hailstorm from the Heroin Vendors thread? The funny part is he claimed he didn't know who I was and the word he used to describe me, "immature", was the same exact word I used to label him in a message on SR just days earlier. He's not even creative enough to use a different word! ....Freudian slip because it was on his concious too.
He says shit like "just put your package in the mail on Monday" or "gave you a little extra for having to deal with the delay" and then claims
"nobody dropped it off at the post office" or "I don't have enough product for you right now, but I can send you 3g so far, give me your address" and then
of course nothing ever comes of it. Your words are just foul smelling hot air. Your value is zero to me and hopefully everyone will realize that before even thinking
about ordering from you. YOU HAVE LIED ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING! Not just 1 or 2 lies here and there, EVERYTHING!
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He has no honor or self respect. Do yourself a favor and do not buy from this vendor. All of the positive ratings from people he chose to do business with to build up his reputation.
He picks and chooses who to deliver to and whose money to take. If you can report him to Silk Road Customer Service or impact his rating negatively, than he will be more inclined to actually do business with you in a timely manner, but if you pay directly or finalize early, then he will just keep lying to you and he won't ship anything. I've been waiting for 3 months and he's been lying to me with nonsensical reasoning. Someone who chooses to be honest on a deal when everyone can see and fail to deliver when people cannot see is not honest to me. That is only delivering because you fear people will see the negative in you. That to me is worse than someone who is just blatantly dishonest...atleast they are upfront about it whether someone is watching or not. He is more of a snake and it is very cowardly. No shame either, childishly lies to cover his ass like how you used to lie to cover up your stupidity when you were a freshman in high school so you didn't get in trouble by your parents or look like a fool in front of your peers.
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So I noticed he was trying to sell again a week or two back. I paid June 8th 2012, it is now November 15th, 2012 and nothing. I had paid him directly.
I HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANYTHING IN THE SIX MONTHS FROM HIM AFTER HE TOOK MY MONEY!! Read the two other posts above this one and their respective dates. Also, do a search for "PharmerJohn" in the forum search engine and see what comes up. There are multiple entries that pop up about him. Fuck you PJ for not making it right, cant even man up and respond and still trying to sell without giving people what you owe. You low-life scum! Guess who gave me that -1 karma ?? I'm sure you guys know already.
Read his profile, did he ever have his sale? Did anything in his last few updates even happen? You guessed right! He hasn't had his "sale", he didn't make his debts right, and he hasn't even contacted the people he owes. It's clear he won't do the right thing. You can't believe a word he says. He has done this once before and disappeared and then reappeared again with lies and the nonsense "please give me a opportunity" BS and then he does it again!! I have emails where he trashes other vendors, asks me to hype up his product and telling me to say things on the forums like "it's fire" knowing damn well he hadn't even given me any to have tried.