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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Loucifer on April 27, 2013, 12:45 am

Title: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Loucifer on April 27, 2013, 12:45 am
Okay guys so I made my first Silk Road purchases and foolishly I couldn't control my self. First one was an oz of weed, then a half oz, then 2 grams of BHO. Problem is all packages are from California. Will this raise suspicion? Am I fucked? I don't know what to do! Please give advice!
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Jack N Hoff on April 27, 2013, 12:50 am
Chill out.  You are fine.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Loucifer on April 27, 2013, 12:51 am
Guys I don't know what to do at this point! Any input would be welcome! I have destroyed my bongs and flushed down some shrooms i had in my bedroom. Now my house is clean. Anything else I should do! And if the cops do arrest me, what should I do to get least punishment? Please I'm jonesing really bad and think I will get a heart attack anytime!
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: l33tn355 on April 27, 2013, 12:52 am
Smoking too much weed has made you paranoid, quit smoking weed then try again in a few months is my advice.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: kyzersoze on April 27, 2013, 12:56 am
Lol!  You're freaking out because all your purchases came from Cali, probably the drug capital of the U.S.??? 

Order some Xanax and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Jack N Hoff on April 27, 2013, 12:56 am
Guys I don't know what to do at this point! Any input would be welcome! I have destroyed my bongs and flushed down some shrooms i had in my bedroom. Now my house is clean. Anything else I should do! And if the cops do arrest me, what should I do to get least punishment? Please I'm jonesing really bad and think I will get a heart attack anytime!
Wow.  You aren't cut out for Silk Road.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Loucifer on April 27, 2013, 01:00 am
Lol!  You're freaking out because all your purchases came from Cali, probably the drug capital of the U.S.??? 

Order some Xanax and you'll be fine.

How can you kid in such a situation? Is it my fault that I couldnt find any weed dealers on SR out of Cali or West coast? I ordered two days ago and haven't been able to eat and sleep since! I am thinking of slitting my throat if the pigs try to arrest me. I don't want to get raped and murdered in jail like a little bitch
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 27, 2013, 01:03 am
don't worry. so many people send mail from California ll the time. what you bought is to small for them to launch an investigation. even if the sops find it and they want to pursue you they will come to your house. don't say a word. you don't even have to answer the door. if they have a warrant which they wont they will let themselves in. just deny any knowledge of  a package rember someone could have mistakenly sent i to you or use your address with out your knowledge. if you dont have drugs in your possession they really cant do anything. just don't sign for any packages if you so worried. take a break and find another address. its always best to use another name and address then your own. take your time here. the benefits of the road is for the long run. not jsut for one or 2 oz but dont worry they cant do shit and worst case scenario you will get probation cause its all personal use. but that's worst case. youll be fine. the vendors that are good conceal you product very well so hopefully u did research and picked the right one. every time u get that itch to make a purchase wait 3 days and study the vendor. don't impulse buy drugs online. that's a no no. in a week or so youll be hitting ur bong filled with the dankest  thinking how paranoid you were. let it go. your a fucking cool motherfucker and no one can tell u shit.

p.s. if you get a letter type shipment write RETURN TO SENDER in RED magic marker and leave by your door for a few days just incase so if they come in you may not be liable for whats inside
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Loucifer on April 27, 2013, 01:17 am
don't worry. so many people send mail from California ll the time. what you bought is to small for them to launch an investigation. even if the sops find it and they want to pursue you they will come to your house. don't say a word. you don't even have to answer the door. if they have a warrant which they wont they will let themselves in. just deny any knowledge of  a package rember someone could have mistakenly sent i to you or use your address with out your knowledge. if you dont have drugs in your possession they really cant do anything. just don't sign for any packages if you so worried. take a break and find another address. its always best to use another name and address then your own. take your time here. the benefits of the road is for the long run. not jsut for one or 2 oz but dont worry they cant do shit and worst case scenario you will get probation cause its all personal use. but that's worst case. youll be fine. the vendors that are good conceal you product very well so hopefully u did research and picked the right one. every time u get that itch to make a purchase wait 3 days and study the vendor. don't impulse buy drugs online. that's a no no. in a week or so youll be hitting ur bong filled with the dankest  thinking how paranoid you were. let it go. your a fucking cool motherfucker and no one can tell u shit.

p.s. if you get a letter type shipment write RETURN TO SENDER in RED magic marker and leave by your door for a few days just incase so if they come in you may not be liable for whats inside

So you should use a fake name and get it sent to a neighbor's address? Only problem is I live in an apartment complex and we have those square metal mailboxes that are opened with a key. Thanks for the encouragement bro, I really need it in a time like this where my nerves are on edge.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: pftm on April 27, 2013, 01:22 am
Relax. Your packages are a few among hundreds of thousands.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: jizzmasterzero on April 27, 2013, 01:50 am
Just ignore this douche he's nothing but a troll.... 5 minutes ago he posted the he'd never buy mail order drugs, and now all of a sudden he's got 1 1/2 oz of weed and 2 grams of BHO already in route to his house.

BULLSHIT!!
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: berserkr on April 27, 2013, 01:58 am
Yeah but in the future, only order one at a time. The other way is kind of risky.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: berserkr on April 27, 2013, 02:01 am
WTF?! What a little drama causin girl.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Loucifer on April 27, 2013, 02:27 am
Just ignore this douche he's nothing but a troll.... 5 minutes ago he posted the he'd never buy mail order drugs, and now all of a sudden he's got 1 1/2 oz of weed and 2 grams of BHO already in route to his house.

BULLSHIT!!

I said i would not order again AFTER these orders you dipshit.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Loucifer on April 27, 2013, 02:34 am
Yeah but in the future, only order one at a time. The other way is kind of risky.

You yourself said I am fucked by ordering three packages. I might as well prepare my ass for getting raped now.  :'(
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Squirrel on April 27, 2013, 02:41 am
Get KY.  You're going down.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: saintgabriels on April 27, 2013, 02:44 am
Are you serious?!?
Calm the fuck down.
If you're freaking out after ordering some weed, SR may not be your game bro.
It's not like you ordered pounds to a flagged address...good god.

Maybe you should've done some research before you started ordering shit and flipping the fuck out.

My lord.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: weed4me6969 on April 27, 2013, 02:55 am
CALM DOWN!!!  that is first...i was nervous once tooo,  but you need to understand that the people who deliver your package, is a mailman... not the FBI!!!   they deliver millions of packages a day.... and if you did choose a legit vendor, then the stealth should be enough to get it there for sure.... no worries my friend, it will come.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: jaxfrost on April 27, 2013, 03:00 am
Agree, order some Xanax dude.  Fuck, let me know if you need some and I'll make you a custom listing and send you some 2MG ONAX bars for $5ea.  Once you take the Xanax, you wont' give a shit!  Chill brother!  Chill! It will all be good, you're just worrying about nothing.   

Let me know,
Jaxfrosting
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: funmaker on April 27, 2013, 03:19 am
Wouldn't worry about it.

Take a chill pill, and order it from SR.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: bruceleetree on April 27, 2013, 03:26 am
like the rest have stated chill out and wait for your oz and then enjoy!
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: LSDLucidity on April 27, 2013, 07:52 am
You'll be fine man, relax.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Yoda on April 27, 2013, 08:34 am
Wow.  You aren't cut out for Silk Road.

/Agreed

Being too nervous/paranoid will get you busted... and in more trouble cause you sound like you'd fold like a lawn chair.  Remember; if you cant do the time, don't do the crime.

Best that you just buy your shit IRL from now on imho.   

P.S. On a side note, probably best you stay away from the hallucinogenics.  No LSD, shrooms etc.  Do go for Xanax. 
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: TheVoice on April 27, 2013, 08:47 am
...P.S. On a side note, probably best you stay away from the hallucinogenics.  No LSD, shrooms etc...

My god, can you imagine?

I had a roommate who wasn't QUITE this high-stress who I robotripped with about a year ago; that was the least enjoyable trip I have ever experienced.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: k1llin on April 27, 2013, 09:04 am
should be fine man, i get pounds from there
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Vinospear on April 27, 2013, 09:10 am
Probably a little late now, but if you're nervous, maybe start by ordering some prescription medication so you can test the waters.  They're technically illegal, but you won't be facing hard time for 20 Xanax in the mail. Then you can get comfortable with the whole process.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: TheVoice on April 27, 2013, 09:16 am
Probably a little late now, but if you're nervous, maybe start by ordering some prescription medication so you can test the waters.  They're technically illegal, but you won't be facing hard time for 20 Xanax in the mail. Then you can get comfortable with the whole process.

Or depending on where you are geographically, you could go with some DXM, salvia, or some other pseudo-legal substance.  I think I saw some damiana cuttings on the side of the road the other day, perfectly legal.

Just a thought
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Vash on April 27, 2013, 10:08 am
Dude as everyone says calm your tits. it will all be fine . Your order is small and not to attractive to alphabet type agencies so your worries are for the most part in your head
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: jizzmasterzero on April 27, 2013, 11:07 am
Just ignore this douche he's nothing but a troll.... 5 minutes ago he posted the he'd never buy mail order drugs, and now all of a sudden he's got 1 1/2 oz of weed and 2 grams of BHO already in route to his house.

BULLSHIT!!

I said i would not order again AFTER these orders you dipshit.

No dipshit you said...

"Honestly why do you guys use the mail for drugs? Is it because you guys don't know anybody who sells the drug of your choice or what? I don't think I will be making any purchases anytime soon as I think i'm getting a heart attack! Anybody know how many people got arrested on SR? I saw that some guys in Australia got convicted recently and another drug site was busted last April. Anybody have info on these arrest statistics?"

On this post http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=152712.0 , 10 minutes before you started this thread!


Then you said you bought drugs 3 days ago on this thread.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=149200.0
Which would have been impossible because 2 days later you acted like a clueless kid who didn't know how to even buy coins.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=151781.0
Then you claimed to have bought drugs on the 25th in our current thread and said it was your first purchase.
(less then 24hrs hours after claiming to have no clue how to buy and transfer coins to your account, it's impossible to get verified on any bitcoin exchange and make a first deposit in that amount of time)

Then during the ddos attacks you're going around saying it was LE and it was the end of SR.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=152029.0

You're nothing but an inconsistent troll, or LE.  You're just some lonely loser jerking off while trying to spread confusion on the boards.  Anyone can look at your posts and see all the inconsistencies and the completely warped timeline you developed for these fictional events.

I here by dub you, the dumbest mother fucker on the SR forums.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: jkfire on April 27, 2013, 11:28 am
Dude, Try to take it easy n chill the fuck out!   ::)
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: jjwentworth on April 27, 2013, 11:34 am
stop being a pussy you cunt! clean out your underwear and be a man!
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: TheVoice on April 27, 2013, 12:34 pm
I here by dub you, the dumbest mother fucker on the SR forums.

Looks like you got put in your place, my friend. Least you can do is keep your stories straight in the future.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Dutchpig28 on April 27, 2013, 01:15 pm
Lucifer didn't you know that addicts were the most impulsive and reckless people around?
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: quorth on April 27, 2013, 02:11 pm
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Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: slkhkk on April 27, 2013, 02:13 pm
Yes
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: quorth on April 27, 2013, 02:19 pm
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam  ehhehee
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: slkhkk on April 27, 2013, 02:22 pm
Very nervous
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: slkhkk on April 27, 2013, 02:27 pm
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Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: slkhkk on April 27, 2013, 02:33 pm
 8) 8)
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: slkhkk on April 27, 2013, 02:38 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: slkhkk on April 27, 2013, 02:40 pm
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Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Loucifer on April 27, 2013, 02:43 pm
Just ignore this douche he's nothing but a troll.... 5 minutes ago he posted the he'd never buy mail order drugs, and now all of a sudden he's got 1 1/2 oz of weed and 2 grams of BHO already in route to his house.

BULLSHIT!!

I said i would not order again AFTER these orders you dipshit.

No dipshit you said...

"Honestly why do you guys use the mail for drugs? Is it because you guys don't know anybody who sells the drug of your choice or what? I don't think I will be making any purchases anytime soon as I think i'm getting a heart attack! Anybody know how many people got arrested on SR? I saw that some guys in Australia got convicted recently and another drug site was busted last April. Anybody have info on these arrest statistics?"

On this post http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=152712.0 , 10 minutes before you started this thread!


Then you said you bought drugs 3 days ago on this thread.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=149200.0
Which would have been impossible because 2 days later you acted like a clueless kid who didn't know how to even buy coins.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=151781.0
Then you claimed to have bought drugs on the 25th in our current thread and said it was your first purchase.
(less then 24hrs hours after claiming to have no clue how to buy and transfer coins to your account, it's impossible to get verified on any bitcoin exchange and make a first deposit in that amount of time)

Then during the ddos attacks you're going around saying it was LE and it was the end of SR.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=152029.0

You're nothing but an inconsistent troll, or LE.  You're just some lonely loser jerking off while trying to spread confusion on the boards.  Anyone can look at your posts and see all the inconsistencies and the completely warped timeline you developed for these fictional events.

I here by dub you, the dumbest mother fucker on the SR forums.

Hey cunt,

I got Bitcoins by sending Moneypak to a vendor initially, I still am not fully familiar how to get Bitcoin by other means. I did place an order three days ago, but the seller was slow to ship so I impulsively placed two more orders. As for the DDOS attacks, most of the people in the poll VOTED for LE being responsible.

I here by dub you, the biggest cunt on the SR forums.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: slkhkk on April 27, 2013, 02:46 pm
 8) 8)
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Tellemetree on April 27, 2013, 02:56 pm
Just ignore this douche he's nothing but a troll.... 5 minutes ago he posted the he'd never buy mail order drugs, and now all of a sudden he's got 1 1/2 oz of weed and 2 grams of BHO already in route to his house.

BULLSHIT!!

I said i would not order again AFTER these orders you dipshit.

No dipshit you said...

"Honestly why do you guys use the mail for drugs? Is it because you guys don't know anybody who sells the drug of your choice or what? I don't think I will be making any purchases anytime soon as I think i'm getting a heart attack! Anybody know how many people got arrested on SR? I saw that some guys in Australia got convicted recently and another drug site was busted last April. Anybody have info on these arrest statistics?"

On this post http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=152712.0 , 10 minutes before you started this thread!


Then you said you bought drugs 3 days ago on this thread.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=149200.0
Which would have been impossible because 2 days later you acted like a clueless kid who didn't know how to even buy coins.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=151781.0
Then you claimed to have bought drugs on the 25th in our current thread and said it was your first purchase.
(less then 24hrs hours after claiming to have no clue how to buy and transfer coins to your account, it's impossible to get verified on any bitcoin exchange and make a first deposit in that amount of time)

Then during the ddos attacks you're going around saying it was LE and it was the end of SR.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=152029.0

You're nothing but an inconsistent troll, or LE.  You're just some lonely loser jerking off while trying to spread confusion on the boards.  Anyone can look at your posts and see all the inconsistencies and the completely warped timeline you developed for these fictional events.

I here by dub you, the dumbest mother fucker on the SR forums.

Hey cunt,

I got Bitcoins by sending Moneypak to a vendor initially, I still am not fully familiar how to get Bitcoin by other means. I did place an order three days ago, but the seller was slow to ship so I impulsively placed two more orders. As for the DDOS attacks, most of the people in the poll VOTED for LE being responsible.

I here by dub you, the biggest cunt on the SR forums.

Please Loucifer, don't take this the wrong way, but just stop.

There is nothing to worry about and people are going to make fun at you when you make a thread like this one.

You should feel better because of the fact they are making fun of you and not saying "I'm sorry to hear that dude, when LE comes do this". It means you have nothing to worry about, if anything that level of paranoia is liable to GET you busted somehow.

Destroying your bong and flushing your shrooms is waaay excessive in most (well pretty much everyone's) eyes is all.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 27, 2013, 03:38 pm
don't worry. so many people send mail from California ll the time. what you bought is to small for them to launch an investigation. even if the sops find it and they want to pursue you they will come to your house. don't say a word. you don't even have to answer the door. if they have a warrant which they wont they will let themselves in. just deny any knowledge of  a package rember someone could have mistakenly sent i to you or use your address with out your knowledge. if you dont have drugs in your possession they really cant do anything. just don't sign for any packages if you so worried. take a break and find another address. its always best to use another name and address then your own. take your time here. the benefits of the road is for the long run. not jsut for one or 2 oz but dont worry they cant do shit and worst case scenario you will get probation cause its all personal use. but that's worst case. youll be fine. the vendors that are good conceal you product very well so hopefully u did research and picked the right one. every time u get that itch to make a purchase wait 3 days and study the vendor. don't impulse buy drugs online. that's a no no. in a week or so youll be hitting ur bong filled with the dankest  thinking how paranoid you were. let it go. your a fucking cool motherfucker and no one can tell u shit.

p.s. if you get a letter type shipment write RETURN TO SENDER in RED magic marker and leave by your door for a few days just incase so if they come in you may not be liable for whats inside

So you should use a fake name and get it sent to a neighbor's address? Only problem is I live in an apartment complex and we have those square metal mailboxes that are opened with a key. Thanks for the encouragement bro, I really need it in a time like this where my nerves are on edge.


No you never fake a name. You use the persons name that normally receives mail there. if you have friends that  have their own address send it too only if they are cool with it. your address is one of the most important aspects of the process. don't use a fake name. but ask around to your cool friends about the mail they get. Do they on a consistent basis more than 3 months get someone else s mail  that use to live there regularly check what type of mail look for bank statements and bills.T His is a sign that they have not yet change adress. down side they can forward the address but it takes 2 weeks decide to forward his mail to his new address just by chance while it in transit. but it is common that happens. If possible try not to let the postman see u. in small towns they know everybody's business. and never lrt the post guy know what u l like.


also JOR (JESUSOFRAVE)  link http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/f311c62590
good  luck
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: ThizzIsIt on April 27, 2013, 04:21 pm
Guys I don't know what to do at this point! Any input would be welcome! I have destroyed my bongs and flushed down some shrooms i had in my bedroom. Now my house is clean. Anything else I should do! And if the cops do arrest me, what should I do to get least punishment? Please I'm jonesing really bad and think I will get a heart attack anytime!

Anyone else kinda flinch in sorrow for the bongs and shrooms upon reading this? I know I did :p
R.I.P kids bongs and shrooms..

Also take it easy man, you're fine lol.
First purchases huh?.. oh just you wait til you get your first package.
feelsgoodman
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: sockmonkey supreme on April 29, 2013, 02:08 am
Yeah, you're probably fine. But in future, don't order multiple packages at the same time.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Loucifer on May 03, 2013, 11:31 pm
Well I'm fine! All the packages arrived safe and sound! Thanks to everyone for calming me down! That wait was nerve racking to be sure!
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: bmarkbro on May 03, 2013, 11:35 pm
They are good at packaging that stuff. As long as you didn't order from some schmuck cops won't be able to find it. Shoulda gave away the bongs and drugs so once your stuff comes you could get something back.
Title: Re: I'm so nervous!
Post by: Winkle on May 03, 2013, 11:38 pm
I was going to suggest anal breaths to get you prepared for big Bubba.