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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: raider on February 21, 2013, 07:16 am

Title: Shelving Balls.
Post by: raider on February 21, 2013, 07:16 am
 Just wondering if anyone has tried this?A mate was telling me about dripping liquid LSD on his balls and shelving them in his mate.Apart from tripping balls, is it a pain in the arse to carry him around?Probably better if you had a saggy sack and could shelve your own.
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Post by: blisterex on February 21, 2013, 07:26 am
wtf does this even mean??
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Post by: requiem on February 21, 2013, 07:39 am
this sounds ratchet. i hope you don't mean licking
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Post by: ANocioni5 on February 21, 2013, 07:41 am
This sounds like some Austin Powers lingo
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Post by: raider on February 21, 2013, 07:45 am
Have you never shelved  ectasay?Also known as sopository.Surely you have done with aspirin?
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Post by: blisterex on February 21, 2013, 08:04 am
this sounds ratchet. i hope you don't mean licking
hahaha ratchet is definitely one of my new favorite terms

and no i've only ever taken x orally. has always worked fine for me. the putting of balls into another person's ass seems uncomfortable at best, but whatever floats your boat! :)
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: hands off black 7 on February 21, 2013, 12:14 pm
Just wondering if anyone has tried this?A mate was telling me about dripping liquid LSD on his balls and shelving them in his mate.Apart from tripping balls, is it a pain in the arse to carry him around?Probably better if you had a saggy sack and could shelve your own.

Yeah man, it's called the Hoffman Teabag. You drip ya nuts with liquid acid and stuff them in ya mates shitter... Listen to a few tunes and before you know it your trippin out and running round like a Pushmepullyou out of doctor dolittle.

Nice opening post to spam to 50 you sick fuck. ;D

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Post by: MainStay on February 21, 2013, 12:29 pm
Hoffman Teabag? That is hilarious! I think my GF might be down for it...
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Post by: Joebelowme on February 21, 2013, 01:30 pm
Just wondering if anyone has tried this?A mate was telling me about dripping liquid LSD on his balls and shelving them in his mate.Apart from tripping balls, is it a pain in the arse to carry him around?Probably better if you had a saggy sack and could shelve your own.

Yeah man, it's called the Hoffman Teabag. You drip ya nuts with liquid acid and stuff them in ya mates shitter... Listen to a few tunes and before you know it your trippin out and running round like a Pushmepullyou out of doctor dolittle.

Nice opening post to spam to 50 you sick fuck. ;D

I hear Limetless does that a lot.
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: modziw on February 21, 2013, 02:29 pm
I been slowly working into the GF back door over 10 years. I'm up to a whole finger but the door is still shut too tight for the dongster.

Modzi
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Post by: TuggingOnSupermansCape on February 21, 2013, 02:33 pm
I been slowly working into the GF back door over 10 years. I'm up to a whole finger but the door is still shut too tight for the dongster.

Modzi
Amusing, same here. 7 years trying to surf the girlfriend's hershey highway and haven't been able to do much more than the tip.
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Post by: rapala24 on February 21, 2013, 02:48 pm
what the fuck is shelving and ratcheting?
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Post by: blisterex on February 21, 2013, 03:40 pm
what the fuck is shelving and ratcheting?
well shelving is apparently putting your nuts inside someone's ass :S

and ratchet is like the new ghetto word for ghetto/dirty/nasty. urban dictionary says it's a ghetto diva. the interpretation is up to you :P
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: modziw on February 21, 2013, 09:04 pm
I say that ratcheting is slowly sticking larger and larger appendages into your girl's or guy's ass in the hopes of one day busting a nut inside there.

Ratcheting.

Modzi
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: hands off black 7 on February 22, 2013, 12:03 am
Pinky finger, to the first knuckle is all I'm allowed..... And I've been ratcheting that thing for years.  :(
But gosh she LOVES IT!
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: ANocioni5 on February 22, 2013, 04:45 am
I didnt know so many people liked poop this much
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Post by: computeruser on February 22, 2013, 05:10 am
use a razor to shave your balls
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Post by: jaftfqs on February 22, 2013, 06:21 am
This shelving thing sounds pretty uncomfortable. Besides not wanting to put my balls inside anyones ass, it would probably hurt putting enough force to get them in there...
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Post by: WatLanBoon on February 22, 2013, 07:33 am
Hi Brother & Sister,

Shelving sounds lame, and you guys wasting your life with pinkies & the tip.... You make me weep!!

If you dont eat pussy then you deserve no bung hole - Fact!

If you do eat pussy & you dont explore, you probly dont deserve ass, sorry..

If you do go to town, down town then your halfway there.

tongue, thumbs, more tongue, more thumb.

turn her over, onto her knees, spread tha cheeks, more tongue less thumb.

once shes relaxed theres nothing stopping you but your own self...

She'll love for it so long as you dont force it &/or hurt her.

Coconut Oil Is Your Friend!

Get Some!!

A joint prob'ly wouldn't be a bad idea either!

WLB
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Post by: dogdug on February 22, 2013, 07:45 am
wtf?
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Post by: MainStay on February 23, 2013, 03:09 am
I'm with WatLanBoon: there's a few prudes, and a few unlucky fellows sleeping with prudes in this thread. Maybe I just have a freaky girlfriend, but she's frequently down for the brown pound. I get to go bareback on her ass, which is a treat because we use condoms the rest of the time.
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: jaftfqs on February 23, 2013, 03:20 am
I'm with WatLanBoon: there's a few prudes, and a few unlucky fellows sleeping with prudes in this thread.

Or going about it the wrong way. I have never had a girl tell me they liked anal, most adamantly deny it but are open to it when they're really horny and then realize they like it.