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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Tynkk on February 12, 2012, 10:57 pm
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So the other day (read "any given amount of time ago that wasn't today" lol) I had just gotten back to my room with a nice little bit of coke. Did my whole little routine, put it away, set all my other stuff down and opened my door (Communal housing). One of the people who lives next door came over and started giving me crap because I hadn't come home a couple nights before so she was asking what I did and whatnot. I joked around and said "I can't tell you what I did, You'll judge me." Her response? "Come on now! I wouldn't judge you! Not unless you were doing cocaine or something." -facepalm-
Just the timing made it terribly ironic. Anyone else have moments like this that made them snicker a bit inside? I feel like I run across them all the time. Share your stories! It's fun to get a good laugh. :)
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"Can I get some speeders"
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"Can I get some speeders"
That actually made me giggle :P
I had a kid very seriously try to explain to me that there is no such thing as actual cocaine. It's all just charcoal briquettes mixed with bleach. I just kind of looked at him and said, "Well if no one is buying ACTUAL cocaine, then why do they get arrested for possessing it?"
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"Can I have some? I love the weeds!"
- Homeless man
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Ive traded a guy at a red light a cigar filled with AAA for his ... fucking brick my reply after hitting it.. " Give me my medicines back man!" he says "LOUD CAR ENGINE" and hes gone :(
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Thanks tynkk, that didnt just make me giggle but actually laugh out loud :D brightened my mood when i could use it
and red, that last wasnt funny! that was just mean, a bummer he stole your dank.
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me: "Teacher, I need help"
teacher: "Yes you do... more than I can help you with."
(Then everyone laughs)
Once a cop said to me, "Do you know what will happen to you in adult prison?! They'll rape you, and steal your mashed potatoes!"
Yeah like I care about my damn taters while big buford is ramming his schlong up my pooper...
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Had a kid claim I cut his coke with weed once. He apparently thought I had taken a leafy green substance and successfully mixed it with a powdery white substance to the point that you could not tell through a clear plastic bag. I didn't even know what to say to him.
Someone else asked me "How much will $20 of weed cost?" the other day. ::)
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Someone else asked me "How much will $20 of weed cost?" the other day. ::)
XD The good old high school days.....
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Someone else asked me "How much will $20 of weed cost?" the other day. ::)
XD The good old high school days.....
I wish lol dude was definitely out of high school though :o
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This isn't a funny thing someone said to me, but it is a rather funny story from last year. I was a freshman in college just starting to get into drugs a bit, mostly weed though. I would sell small amounts to friends, but that was it. I wasn't doing any hardcore dealing or anything, just helping out friends. So one time one of my friends told me that "someone he knew" would be coming to my dorm to buy a few grams from me. I told him that was fine, and waited downstairs for the van his "friend" would be driving. Well I got in the van and there was a fucking 60 year old woman sitting in the driver's seat. She turns to me, wordlessly hands me my money, and I handed her the bag of weed with what must have been a very shocked expression on my face.
I got out of the car and walked silently back to my room, where then I began laughing like crazy because I couldn't believe what I had just done. Shit got way too real that day.
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^ shits as real as it gets. In high school I sold weed once to my environment teacher, she was in her 60's and didn't have dank connects. ;D
My lawyer experienced LSD for the first time after defending me in trial as we celebrated together. We are now very good companions and he still picks up 10 strips every other month or so.
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Woah woah woah, slow down there Holly. Are saying that GOOD people like teachers and lawyers can do DRUGS? I'm completely taken aback right now. I mean personally, I have over a 3.9 GPA in college and I got in over the 90th percentile on the practice LSAT I just took, but still, I'm just a dumb college student. Legitimate people with real careers trip acid?? What about the War on Drugs?? SAVE THE CHILDREN!
Sorry, I have to take out my anger on the stupidity of the world every now and then.
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Woah woah woah, slow down there Holly. Are saying that GOOD people like teachers and lawyers can do DRUGS? I'm completely taken aback right now. I mean personally, I have over a 3.9 GPA in college and I got in over the 90th percentile on the practice LSAT I just took, but still, I'm just a dumb college student. Legitimate people with real careers trip acid?? What about the War on Drugs?? SAVE THE CHILDREN!
Sorry, I have to take out my anger on the stupidity of the world every now and then.
Blasphemy! Drugs are only for criminals and degenerates! Because everyone knows that the things you ingest amount to the entirety of who you are. ::)
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Woah woah woah, slow down there Holly. Are saying that GOOD people like teachers and lawyers can do DRUGS? I'm completely taken aback right now. I mean personally, I have over a 3.9 GPA in college and I got in over the 90th percentile on the practice LSAT I just took, but still, I'm just a dumb college student. Legitimate people with real careers trip acid?? What about the War on Drugs?? SAVE THE CHILDREN!
Sorry, I have to take out my anger on the stupidity of the world every now and then.
Hahaha. +1
You're great, mate.
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Woah woah woah, slow down there Holly. Are saying that GOOD people like teachers and lawyers can do DRUGS? I'm completely taken aback right now. I mean personally, I have over a 3.9 GPA in college and I got in over the 90th percentile on the practice LSAT I just took, but still, I'm just a dumb college student. Legitimate people with real careers trip acid?? What about the War on Drugs?? SAVE THE CHILDREN!
Sorry, I have to take out my anger on the stupidity of the world every now and then.
Blasphemy! Drugs are only for criminals and degenerates! Because everyone knows that the things you ingest amount to the entirety of who you are. ::)
"It is not what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him; but it is what comes out of his mouth--*that* defiles a man"
- The freaking bible
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"It is not what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him; but it is what comes out of his mouth--*that* defiles a man"
- The freaking bible
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Book of fantastic exaggerations and stories is more like it.
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Book of fantastic exaggerations and stories is more like it.
Well that was unnecessary.
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Book of fantastic exaggerations and stories is more like it.
Well that was unnecessary.
still true though ...
Aye, I suppose. I'm no christian, but I still think there's some good messages there if you skim through all the bullshit.
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Book of fantastic exaggerations and stories is more like it.
Well that was unnecessary.
still true though ...
Aye, I suppose. I'm no christian, but I still think there's some good messages there if you skim through all the bullshit.
It's all about translation :P I like to look at it like the fables from when I was a kid; there wasn't necessarily a Jack that jumped over the candlestick, the point was not to play with fire. ;)
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Book of fantastic exaggerations and stories is more like it.
Well that was unnecessary.
still true though ...
Aye, I suppose. I'm no christian, but I still think there's some good messages there if you skim through all the bullshit.
It's called the Jefferson bible, essentially completely secular christianity
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My mom a couple years back-> " you shouldn't be smoking weed, its not like when your father would smoke it- its laced with pcps these days"
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My mom a couple years back-> " you shouldn't be smoking weed, its not like when your father would smoke it- its laced with pcps these days"
Please ask your mom where to obtain this magical weed and how much it costs
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My mom a couple years back-> " you shouldn't be smoking weed, its not like when your father would smoke it- its laced with pcps these days"
Please ask your mom where to obtain this magical weed and how much it costs
Yes, please! Sign me up for that one!
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It's all about translation :P I like to look at it like the fables from when I was a kid; there wasn't necessarily a Jack that jumped over the candlestick, the point was not to play with fire. ;)
Oh you. I see what you did there.
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My mom a couple years back-> " you shouldn't be smoking weed, its not like when your father would smoke it- its laced with pcps these days"
The first time I mentioned high grade weed to my mother, she immediately insisted that it was laced with PCP. Her argument was that weed THAT good couldn't just be weed. I had no luck explaining to her that there are different strains. She understands the difference between Roma tomatoes, average garden tomatoes and cherry tomatoes. But different types of weed are impossible. ::) Rrrriiiiiigggght...
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My mom a couple years back-> " you shouldn't be smoking weed, its not like when your father would smoke it- its laced with pcps these days"
The first time I mentioned high grade weed to my mother, she immediately insisted that it was laced with PCP. Her argument was that weed THAT good couldn't just be weed. I had no luck explaining to her that there are different strains. She understands the difference between Roma tomatoes, average garden tomatoes and cherry tomatoes. But different types of weed are impossible. ::) Rrrriiiiiigggght...
thing is my mom hasn't done shit ever, like not even gotten drunk- smart ass lady but very book smart- my dad was the wild child. she learns all her shit through the view or some shit- so she believes all the extremes- explaining shit to her is the most retarded conversation on earth- i love that woman but she is clueless to the real world
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Haha. I think my mom used to get fucking wild. She's never really come out and told me what all she's done, but I've seen old pics. She was definitely a partied. I've told her all about my experiences, minus whatever I've IV'ed because she's a nurse and I would get a lecture about some blood disease or HIV or something. So I refrain from telling her about any IV experiences.