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Title: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: FartBomber on April 18, 2013, 05:04 pm
So guys, I have just gotten the lab results of my LSD in and since its 4/20 soon it only seems appropriate that everyone who replies in this thread will get free LSD from my new stash with every order they make.

The freebies include: 207ug Fat Freddy tabs, 142ug Gandalf tabs and 99ug Strawberry tabs, all lab tested so you know what youre getting :) Also, if enough participants join in (lets say 20) I will give one random customer, small or big, a free 25 tabs of the Fat Freddy's!

The amount you will get will be semi random, larger orders will get more free LSD then smaller orders but I promise I wont be cheap!

So ladies and gentlemen, get your BTC ready for ordering: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/696ed9cdd9

<3

FB
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: imghost9 on April 18, 2013, 05:06 pm
I've never done REAL lsd! PICK ME!!
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: lesseroftwoweevils on April 18, 2013, 05:14 pm
It's too bad you don't sell to Americans, I guess you hate freedom... </'Murika>
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: nanpa2001 on April 18, 2013, 05:23 pm
Oh man the race is on to get some coins before Monday.

I wish I could dump that LSD into the water supply, but I heard chlorine kills LSD.
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: FartBomber on April 18, 2013, 06:52 pm
It's too bad you don't sell to Americans, I guess you hate freedom... </'Murika>

Haha, im glad youre sarcastic :P I love Americans and freedom, I just dont love your government and the fact that they would want me locked up if I ever sold to any of their citizens.
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: Mike Hunt on April 18, 2013, 07:02 pm
C'mon Fartbarmer man please include us in the states brother

So the other countries you sell to are ok with you selling their patrons LSD, MDMA, and what else?

C'mon dude it's just a piece of paper

But really man much respect from the cunt man here
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: Töörländer on April 18, 2013, 07:26 pm
could cry, my coins and some money too stuck in this fucking bitcoin-24 mess
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: lemonz0r on April 18, 2013, 08:01 pm
I'm gonna order 10 of the strawberries - it's all I can afford at the moment, I'm afraid! I've dealt with you before, you're an excellent vendor! Thank you for doing this :)
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: TheStealthyRacoon on April 18, 2013, 08:01 pm
I would LOVE a tab to do a trip report on  :D

I just discovered this kind offer of yours after being all nice on your feedback thread, not the other way around, honest  ;)
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: Flyhigh on April 18, 2013, 10:25 pm
It's too bad you don't sell to Americans, I guess you hate freedom... </'Murika>

Haha, im glad youre sarcastic :P I love Americans and freedom, I just dont love your government and the fact that they would want me locked up if I ever sold to any of their citizens.

Hey trust me Bro i wont tell  ;)
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: Jasper Jenson on April 19, 2013, 12:12 am
I'll try to get enough BTC. Only ordered singles off you before, and one of those was a shiva. Hope I can get ore coinz together.
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: quinone on April 19, 2013, 12:32 am
Those Fat Freddies ... hell all 3 actually look ... *drool*

So much crap LSD on SR, but damn now we've got a good LSD (you!). 

I'm trying to save my BTCs for HOPEFULLY some oxycodone deal's this 4/20, but damn I want a taste of your fat freddie :P.  Would you be willing to part with just one Fat Freddie tab (if they have 207ug like you've said they do, just one to desiccate and seal for a very special day would be a perfect dose) and a wonderful thing to look forward to there being a special occasion for haha?

If not, would we be able to work something out for so me LSD if I bought 1g of MDMA off you?  I've heard you're MDMA is amongst the best currently on the road too, would love to buy more too, but have limited BTC and really do need oxycodone for legit pain treatment.  Just treating pain cost a lot these day's.

Send me a PM (or hell answer in here if you want), if we can work something out, i'm just looking for one good night with LSD and understand why 5 would be your lowest quantity (just too much for me), just crossing my finger's in the spirit of 4/20 you can hook me up, and dunno if buying (again a small quantity :( ) of MDMA would get me one or two hits of fat freddie(s).
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Or either other kind of LSD would be very generous and i'd be very very grateful to you man.

To be honest I was about to just scan over this thread cuz i'm lookin for oxy's, till I saw which vendor it was,.  Since i've consistently heard great things about both your MDMA and K (haven't heard reports of your LSD, but have enough trust already from what i've read of your other product's that the prospect of just one fat hit (i'd need 2 of the Galdolf or Strawberry tabs, but that's just cuz I want to dose at just about 200ug, which your freddies happen to be) would make me a very very happy SWIM :D.

Gave up on trying to get LSD that was good the few times I bought it off SR, may have just been a bad period, but has put me in the mindset I just want one good night of REAL LSD for myself, and i've comeh  to read that you only provide quality, so a hit or 2, esp. if we can work something out (I dunno the conditions by which you mean free LSD to ppl who post in this thread, like how much would minimum order be, and could we work something out with just a g of MDMA).  Excited to hear back, I hope we can work something out FartBomber, and thanks for the 4/20 spirit, I seem to be missing all the great 420 sales we had last year.
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: mantidman on April 19, 2013, 02:52 am
Dear FartBomber,

The Fabulous Fury Freak Brothers are tripping out because the USA needs those Fat Freddy's Cat's...

I will give you a stack of Original Fabulous Fury Freak comics if you include us....  I do understand though.... BUT man those would be sweet....

Are there any vendors that can purchase a stack of the Cat's and then vend them here?  I have 6 Benjamin Franklin's that are saying they want to move into your wallet. 

Rock on Dude.

Happy 420!

snamm
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: Mushman1973 on April 19, 2013, 02:59 am
You`re an amazing vendor and person to offer a deal like this!! I`m going out tomorrow to get some coins so I`ll be placing an order by Friday night:) 25 strawberries looks like a great deal to me!! I`d love a Fat Freddy to eat though:) Keep up the great work!!
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: aussiepp on April 19, 2013, 03:18 am
Holy shit, this sounds awesome. How do I get involved? :D

Ah edit: I would have to get BTC's and I can't that that until early next week.

Thanks anyway :D
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: ru5ty on April 19, 2013, 03:20 am
Kinda wish you'd done this offer in time for Bicycle day  :'(

Might have to take advantage even so :)
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: MoonlightInParis on April 19, 2013, 04:24 am
Hey FartBomber, your last batch was awesome! I keep my fingers crossed that you would pick me for the free tabs ;D
Just one complaint! why have you increased the prices? 10 tabs of 99ug at 130$?
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: bodnostrokulum on April 19, 2013, 06:14 am
I would like to  try ONE tab, it looks to me that i found a special vendor here.

Thank you.
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: DayDreamer on April 19, 2013, 06:19 am
I agree, the prices ARE higher.
avatars @ 110 ug were 99$ for 10.

strawberries @ 99 are 30 bucks more for 10, or just about 30% more.

But its more of an observation than a problem or a deterrent.
Are all the orders still covered under escrow ( the ones with freebies, to be more specific )?

I have heard a LOT about the fat freddy cats, but they are a bit out of my price range... or maybe by sunday..
if btc skyrockets....

Another issue is that my SR handle is different than the forum username. How would you link the two?
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: FartBomber on April 19, 2013, 02:14 pm
Wow thanks for all the replies, I see loads of questions so let me answer those;

--Why is the LSD more expensive then the previous batch of Avatars?
I paid a lot more for them this time + I have suffered some big losses during the BTC crash and SR using the wrong exchange rate. I know that it sucks but I have to rebuild my financial buffer a bit because otherwise restocking will become a problem soon.

--Can I still stay in escrow?
Yes you can but there are exceptions now. People ordering from Russia, Scandinavia or from outside Europe now have to FE unless we have discussed otherwise.

--Why dont you sell singles?
To be honest because it wouldnt be worth it financially speaking without jacking up the price a lot. My logistic routine involves others who are being paid per order so making a envelope with a single blotter wouldn't make sense. In the future I will offer single tabs again because I like to spread this medicine as much as possible but it will only happen when im back on my feet again financially speaking. Every order made until Monday will get at least one free tab though :)

--Why didnt you do this offer in time for Bicycle day?
I could only offer the LSD as soon as I had the lab-results back, next year ill try to be earlier :)


--My SR handle is different than my forum username, how do you link the two?
To be honest I will give everyone who orders freebies so I wont need to link the two :P I just said that so this topic would be bumped to the top a lot and get more exposure.


Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: Wuffy on April 19, 2013, 05:47 pm
Wow thanks for all the replies, I see loads of questions so let me answer those;

--Why is the LSD more expensive then the previous batch of Avatars?
I paid a lot more for them this time + I have suffered some big losses during the BTC crash and SR using the wrong exchange rate. I know that it sucks but I have to rebuild my financial buffer a bit because otherwise restocking will become a problem soon.



This sucks man,I hope you will rebuild your finances,that BTC crash hit a lot of vendors/buyers so badly.

I also would suggest to you to keep that thing to offer different batches of LSD if you can,it's more competitive than offer only 1 type of batch,even if the price are a bit higher.

Thumbs up for FartBomber guys,this dude knows how to do this business,it's almost 1 year since my first LSD purchase here (and the first hit of L of  my life !) from him,and I never been unsatisfied with him,always got my product in a super stealth way,perfectly sealed and I don't need to talk about the quality  :P

Happy Bicycle Day to everyone  8)

Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: qwerfdsa on April 19, 2013, 07:04 pm
A free bump from a Yank - good on, ya!
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: chil on April 19, 2013, 07:06 pm
Nice offer FB ! I'm ordering bro.
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: indica9 on April 20, 2013, 10:36 am
i would love to test out some good cid , its not clear yet do i have to order something else from u to get this sample mate??

and believe me im one of ur bigger customers.lol
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: FartBomber on April 20, 2013, 11:28 am
i would love to test out some good cid , its not clear yet do i have to order something else from u to get this sample mate??

and believe me im one of ur bigger customers.lol

I updated the main post to make that more clear, you indeed have to order something from my menu to be elegible for the freebie LSD.
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: monday.123 on April 20, 2013, 02:32 pm
You're awesome FartBomber. Enjoy your 420!
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: Slingingstacks on April 20, 2013, 05:49 pm
Bummer would love to buy and take part in this event, but unfortunately can't. It's only paper   :'(
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: oldtoby on April 20, 2013, 09:59 pm
Did you say Gandalf tabs? lol

Good idea to extend to Monday, as the Road is toast at the moment. If I can get on at some point, I'll be happy to place an order.
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: anon69 on April 21, 2013, 12:32 am
Count me in for the free samples i have tried your blotters before and i wouldn't mind trying again.

Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: DayDreamer on April 21, 2013, 12:57 am
ordered!!!!
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: quinone on April 21, 2013, 02:01 am
Mmmm, gonna be ordering some of your so very delicious MDMA tonight, unfortunately  can only afford th

Would be absolutely wonderful to see some free LSD in the envelope.

Oh, and thank you for not shipping to American's :D  They fuck me all the time by refusing shipment to Canada (and then the UK only vendor's screw me over too lol),  bout time they get a taste of their own medicine lol. ... so I hope you don't mind shipping to Canada?
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: FartBomber on April 21, 2013, 10:17 am
Mmmm, gonna be ordering some of your so very delicious MDMA tonight, unfortunately  can only afford th

Would be absolutely wonderful to see some free LSD in the envelope.

Oh, and thank you for not shipping to American's :D  They fuck me all the time by refusing shipment to Canada (and then the UK only vendor's screw me over too lol),  bout time they get a taste of their own medicine lol. ... so I hope you don't mind shipping to Canada?

Haha, I'd love to ship to the US but its just that I dont want to be on the hitlist of the DEA. Shipping to Canada is no problem though, ive done that many times before with a high successrate.
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: FartBomber on April 21, 2013, 10:23 am
Mmmm, gonna be ordering some of your so very delicious MDMA tonight, unfortunately  can only afford th

Would be absolutely wonderful to see some free LSD in the envelope.

Oh, and thank you for not shipping to American's :D  They fuck me all the time by refusing shipment to Canada (and then the UK only vendor's screw me over too lol),  bout time they get a taste of their own medicine lol. ... so I hope you don't mind shipping to Canada?

Haha, I'd love to ship to the US but its just that I dont want to be on the hitlist of the DEA. Shipping to Canada is no problem though, ive done that many times before with a high successrate. Also, if you order today or tomorrow you will still get a freebie of LSD with your MDMA :)
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: darxter on April 21, 2013, 06:49 pm
just placed my first order with FartBomber, read only good things about this guy !

also it would be awesome if i see a nice surprise inside the envelope :D

cheers!
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: anon69 on April 22, 2013, 12:59 am
Oh the listings for just one blotter have disappeared will they be back FB?
Title: Re: CELEBRATING 4/20! Free LAB TESTED LSD untill next monday!
Post by: DayDreamer on April 22, 2013, 05:34 am
Oh the listings for just one blotter have disappeared will they be back FB?

Please do not be lazy and at least scroll up a bit, or go 1 or 2 pages back......

Your question has already been answered

Quote from: FartBomber
Q  --Why dont you sell singles?
Ans:
To be honest because it wouldnt be worth it financially speaking without jacking up the price a lot. My logistic routine involves others who are being paid per order so making a envelope with a single blotter wouldn't make sense. In the future I will offer single tabs again because I like to spread this medicine as much as possible but it will only happen when im back on my feet again financially speaking. Every order made until Monday will get at least one free tab though :)

It is very annoying having to repeat yourself on forums.. where information is available for later viewing.. not like a real conversation where you might forget what was said a minute ago...
And especially so for vendors.