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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: android465764E on February 16, 2013, 05:36 pm
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I'm bored. So....
I have a spare ฿0.20 in my account, and in the interests of SR community spirit I'd like to give it away.
It's not much I know, but every penny helps. lol.
BUT..
You don't get it just coz you've asked for it.
This is not a first come first served situation.
This is how it's gonna work...
You have to post a joke.
Doesn't have to be a punchline, knock-knock, man walks into a bar, etc.. type joke, necessarily - just something that would make a person laugh. Although one-liners are sometimes the best jokes. lol
Each person can enter TWICE only, please.
Make it up, paste it from online, whatever, makes no difference. But it has to be funny.
18+ rule is obviously in effect, so dirty jokes are welcome too.
But nothing racist or prejudiced, please.
At 23.59 GMT Sat 16th Feb, the competition ends, and person who posts the joke that made me laugh the most, gets the ฿0.20 Simples.
So, there you have it.
Posting this here so noobs can also play.
As I said, just a bit of SR community spirit fun.
Ready? Set? GO!
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http://i.imgur.com/D9FstTR.jpg
In the spirit of capitalism and cashing in, here is my funny submission.
If I win, here my btc address
1GUinzvNAaen2rHjbfmcF93Jz6PM7QewKG
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bump
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This one gets my vote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeMnPyusuBE
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here is my joke, It already has 3 pages of LOLs
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=119054.0
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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What is black and white and red all over? the newspaper, now where the fuck is my bitcoins? lol
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"Give us an E, mate."
"I'm an undercover police officer."
"Errrrr...
Give me an N
Give me a G
Give me an L
Give me an A
Give me an N
Give me a D
Goooooo England!"
Got away with that one, I think.
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Here is my joke ;D
Those dang 4 hour erections
What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4
hours?
Jim Bob walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only
pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male
employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was
something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male
pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be
confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.
Jim Bob then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to
discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was
wondering what you could give me for it.'
The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.'
When she returned, she said,
"We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do.
1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and
$3,000 a month in living expenses.
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how do you get a nun pregnant???
dress her up like an alter boy!
haha
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whuts good on pizza but not on pussy???
CRUST!!! haha
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!!
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Only 29 minutes left folks!
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*closed*
We have a winner!!
This one made me laugh the most. Stupid, but funny. Lol
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!!
Congrats fella.
Message me you SR username and I'll send you your winnings.
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wack joke, sorry i thought mine were better