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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: lifeis420 on April 09, 2013, 01:33 pm

Title: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: lifeis420 on April 09, 2013, 01:33 pm
Nah just kidding lol, just realized I can finally give karma out so anyone can have some free karma if they wish!
This is particularly useful if you are a douche bag due to the high negative ratio you will have- so feel free to post here and get free positive karma even if you are a douche bag.
Lets face it guys, douche bags need karma too and it keeps the place entertaining when there are some real pissy fuckers lurking around boards just ready to represent the assholes perspective. Keeps things realistic too because alot of dick headery goes on IRL too.
To those who think offering free karma to douche bags is vilifying their narrow minded opinions, yes, you are correct but they say the first step to change is accepting and confessing to your vices. So i'm hoping to see a few posts along the lines of:
"I have finally built up the courage to admit I am a douche bag" or
"I have been a closet dick head for a number of years, but my shitty wit and assholiness is really starting to annoy me"
But this is also for the good guys too! Have some karma on me, as I know first hand how difficult it can be being a good guy, eventually your goodness and al round empathetic heart starts to take its tole.
So hit me up guys- I will start out like a NA/CA/AA meeting.
"Hey, i'm Lifeis420 and im actually a comparatively good guy and as such want to help all the struggling douche bags with Karma. I realized my goodness was getting out of control after I began stealing to fund my charity donation addiction. At my worst I was donating over £50 a day to various good causes but thanks to the support from the group I have not donated to any charity for over one month! I intend to maintain this for as long as I can and im pleased to say that just for today, I can honestly say I have not given anything to any charity."
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: lifeis420 on April 09, 2013, 01:39 pm
I just noticed the paradox in this...
Even though i've been clean from donating to good causes for over a month now, I am still compelled to give away financially worthless things.
But then again I think total abstinence based recovery is too extreme; dont tell the dope shooting junkie that he cant even have a spliff to chill the fuck out from the nasty WD's.
Update: Also, if you are so incredibly awesome and everything you say comes over as endearing I can also offer some negative karma on request to help with the bad ass image you crave. Hell I can give you as much as you like and you will appear controversial as fuck!
Just my way of giving back to the community that gets me high every day.
-Life
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: abby on April 09, 2013, 01:42 pm
I don't need karma, so it's not necessary.  I'm here to give you a hug for being strange but kind  :)
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: modziw on April 09, 2013, 01:51 pm
Nah just kidding lol, just realized I can finally give karma out so anyone can have some free karma if they wish!
This is particularly useful if you are a douche bag due to the high negative ratio you will have- so feel free to post here and get free positive karma even if you are a douche bag.
Lets face it guys, douche bags need karma too and it keeps the place entertaining when there are some real pissy fuckers lurking around boards just ready to represent the assholes perspective. Keeps things realistic too because alot of dick headery goes on IRL too.
To those who think offering free karma to douche bags is vilifying their narrow minded opinions, yes, you are correct but they say the first step to change is accepting and confessing to your vices. So i'm hoping to see a few posts along the lines of:
"I have finally built up the courage to admit I am a douche bag" or
"I have been a closet dick head for a number of years, but my shitty wit and assholiness is really starting to annoy me"
But this is also for the good guys too! Have some karma on me, as I know first hand how difficult it can be being a good guy, eventually your goodness and al round empathetic heart starts to take its tole.
So hit me up guys- I will start out like a NA/CA/AA meeting.
"Hey, i'm Lifeis420 and im actually a comparatively good guy and as such want to help all the struggling douche bags with Karma. I realized my goodness was getting out of control after I began stealing to fund my charity donation addiction. At my worst I was donating over £50 a day to various good causes but thanks to the support from the group I have not donated to any charity for over one month! I intend to maintain this for as long as I can and im pleased to say that just for today, I can honestly say I have not given anything to any charity."

What an ahole you are!

Just kidding.

Give me Karma or I will become a douchebag.

This is karma blackmail, if you don't give me karma I will out dickhead the worst dickhead you have ever seen.

Give karma now, prevent future dickfulness, or else!

This is not charity, it is preventative. A karma prophylaxis if you will. Like slipping a condom on that dude before he rapes you. It's a good thing.

Karma. Now, bitch.

Modzi
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: lifeis420 on April 09, 2013, 02:06 pm
I don't need karma, so it's not necessary.  I'm here to give you a hug for being strange but kind  :)
+1 - I see you are still coming to terms with your awesomeness. Hopefully you will come to accept how great you are soon and we can begin working towards changing your ways.  ;)
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: lifeis420 on April 09, 2013, 02:14 pm
Nah just kidding lol, just realized I can finally give karma out so anyone can have some free karma if they wish!
This is particularly useful if you are a douche bag due to the high negative ratio you will have- so feel free to post here and get free positive karma even if you are a douche bag.
Lets face it guys, douche bags need karma too and it keeps the place entertaining when there are some real pissy fuckers lurking around boards just ready to represent the assholes perspective. Keeps things realistic too because alot of dick headery goes on IRL too.
To those who think offering free karma to douche bags is vilifying their narrow minded opinions, yes, you are correct but they say the first step to change is accepting and confessing to your vices. So i'm hoping to see a few posts along the lines of:
"I have finally built up the courage to admit I am a douche bag" or
"I have been a closet dick head for a number of years, but my shitty wit and assholiness is really starting to annoy me"
But this is also for the good guys too! Have some karma on me, as I know first hand how difficult it can be being a good guy, eventually your goodness and al round empathetic heart starts to take its tole.
So hit me up guys- I will start out like a NA/CA/AA meeting.
"Hey, i'm Lifeis420 and im actually a comparatively good guy and as such want to help all the struggling douche bags with Karma. I realized my goodness was getting out of control after I began stealing to fund my charity donation addiction. At my worst I was donating over £50 a day to various good causes but thanks to the support from the group I have not donated to any charity for over one month! I intend to maintain this for as long as I can and im pleased to say that just for today, I can honestly say I have not given anything to any charity."

What an ahole you are!

Just kidding.

Give me Karma or I will become a douchebag.

This is karma blackmail, if you don't give me karma I will out dickhead the worst dickhead you have ever seen.

Give karma now, prevent future dickfulness, or else!

This is not charity, it is preventative. A karma prophylaxis if you will. Like slipping a condom on that dude before he rapes you. It's a good thing.

Karma. Now, bitch.

Modzi

Well done Modzi!
Thanks for sharing and some great advice in there too with regards to the condom, I agree, rape is much more enjoyable if you know the perpetrator has skinned up before invading your internals. No need to worry about disease you can just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Pun intended.
+1
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: RobertMcLure on April 09, 2013, 02:16 pm
jajjajaja, +1 Modzi
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: abby on April 09, 2013, 02:22 pm
I don't need karma, so it's not necessary.  I'm here to give you a hug for being strange but kind  :)
+1 - I see you are still coming to terms with your awesomeness. Hopefully you will come to accept how great you are soon and we can begin working towards changing your ways.  ;)

I already know how awesome I am..  and how corruptible..  sigh, what a combination!
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: lifeis420 on April 09, 2013, 02:24 pm
Im getting the feeling that some of our fellow douche bags as well as the minority good guys are still holding back- just open up guys!
We are all in this together and everyone is welcome no matter how much of an asshole you are.
I know some people are reading this considering whether to post or not thinking "I shou..Nah, im way to big an asshole. Im such a fucking dick head I am beyond help" - thats the kind of negative thinking that makes you take out your personal insecurities on innocent good guys!!
Maybe once you feel the buzz of some positive karma you will see the world in a new light and can achieve some kind of douchbaggery/awesomeness balance.
Please share and at the end we issue "Just for Today" keyrings that you will probably never use as doing so is akin to telling everyone who see's your car keys "Hey, I get fucked up on drink and drugs so often that me being straight for a day is such a rare occurance and so fucking difficult that I am worthy of a medal".
But they key ring goes further than that, not only does it show the world that you have serious personal issues but it also shows that you have far from gotten over those issues- you are still as fucked up as ever and just struggling through each day!!
Now thats awesome.
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: lifeis420 on April 09, 2013, 02:40 pm
I don't need karma, so it's not necessary.  I'm here to give you a hug for being strange but kind  :)
+1 - I see you are still coming to terms with your awesomeness. Hopefully you will come to accept how great you are soon and we can begin working towards changing your ways.  ;)

I already know how awesome I am..  and how corruptible..  sigh, what a combination!

Dude I can be of real help to you, I too was in the very same position.
You must first find your inner ass hole (not physically, after much searching I can confirm there is only one- your metaphoric asshole which doesnt smell as bad). You must get to know your inner asshole well and allow it to soar gayly free around your mind then work towards becoming a vocal asshole. This is a big step and can be daunting, ofcourse tomorrow you wont be able to go your commute to work and only think of how much you hate gay people or how atheists are such idiots but soon you will if you work hard.
First just try to be as judgmental and narrow minded as possible and make quick irrational, unfair, wrong and insignificant judgements about everyone you see, in particular if they are nothing to do with you and are just minding there own business. These are the most rewarding targets. I find gay people a great example, go on protest against them asking for the right to marry- it may be nothing to do with you but thats the good way to look at it! Listen to your inner asshole spreading its metaphoric diarrhea all over your subconscious and trust entirely in your uneducated opinions and judgements you make.
Soon you will be a pro, probably the biggest asshole in your entire peer group.
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: modziw on April 09, 2013, 02:42 pm
jajjajaja, +1 Modzi

LOL Gracias amigo!

+1 back at you.

Modzi
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: abby on April 09, 2013, 02:58 pm
I've tried but I'm a failure, the best I can seem to manage is occasionally trolling people who deserve it  :'(

I don't need karma, so it's not necessary.  I'm here to give you a hug for being strange but kind  :)
+1 - I see you are still coming to terms with your awesomeness. Hopefully you will come to accept how great you are soon and we can begin working towards changing your ways.  ;)

I already know how awesome I am..  and how corruptible..  sigh, what a combination!

Dude I can be of real help to you, I too was in the very same position.
You must first find your inner ass hole (not physically, after much searching I can confirm there is only one- your metaphoric asshole which doesnt smell as bad). You must get to know your inner asshole well and allow it to soar gayly free around your mind then work towards becoming a vocal asshole. This is a big step and can be daunting, ofcourse tomorrow you wont be able to go your commute to work and only think of how much you hate gay people or how atheists are such idiots but soon you will if you work hard.
First just try to be as judgmental and narrow minded as possible and make quick irrational, unfair, wrong and insignificant judgements about everyone you see, in particular if they are nothing to do with you and are just minding there own business. These are the most rewarding targets. I find gay people a great example, go on protest against them asking for the right to marry- it may be nothing to do with you but thats the good way to look at it! Listen to your inner asshole spreading its metaphoric diarrhea all over your subconscious and trust entirely in your uneducated opinions and judgements you make.
Soon you will be a pro, probably the biggest asshole in your entire peer group.
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: brianbertz on April 09, 2013, 04:22 pm
+1 to you all
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: lifeis420 on April 09, 2013, 04:24 pm
Well thanks everyone for coming, especially those of you who shared for the benefit of the group. Remember you are not alone assholes, nor are you epic heroes. We all face this addiction together.
Everyone +1
And also heres your virtual key ring,.  8)
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: mollyfan on April 09, 2013, 05:27 pm
Gotta love threads like this lol
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: abby on April 09, 2013, 07:19 pm
This is my 100th post, now that may not mean much to you lot but it means that not only am I free of the damn captcha after this but.....
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: abby on April 09, 2013, 07:20 pm
If I'm understanding it right, I can now go down the list here and give you all warm and fuzzy karma...  a gift to my favourite assholes xxxx
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: 2513415 on April 09, 2013, 10:23 pm
No mames guey leva!
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: burgarsenator on April 09, 2013, 11:50 pm
I don't need karma, so it's not necessary.  I'm here to give you a hug for being strange but kind  :)

Great
Title: Re: Karma for sexual favours/slave labour
Post by: livestr0ng on April 10, 2013, 07:17 am
to keep things like NA, hi everybody! hugs for all.

there are times I could be less of an asshole to my girlfriend. I'm working on that though.
clap for me damn you!

hah. I kid. I'm a kidder. it's what I do. also, drugs... because I like them...in my body.