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Title: How to sneak E pills past the TSA on a domestic flight?
Post by: baxterbrew on February 04, 2012, 02:09 am
I will be flying domestically in the US soon. I have some infamous white speaker pills I want to take with me (approx 6). Does anyone have any fool proof ways to beat the TSA? I've hid them "on myself" several times before, weed too, however they didn't do the random full body scans then. Any ideas? Thanks.
Title: Re: How to sneak E pills past the TSA on a domestic flight?
Post by: v01d on February 04, 2012, 02:14 am
I will be flying domestically in the US soon. I have some infamous white speaker pills I want to take with me (approx 6). Does anyone have any fool proof ways to beat the TSA? I've hid them "on myself" several times before, weed too, however they didn't do the random full body scans then. Any ideas? Thanks.

Empty a similar looking vitamin bottle, and take 6 out. Mix your pills in there and recap. Throw it in your bag. Might want to try vitamin b6.
Also, if you know where you are going might try just mailing it there? Low risk of domestic mailing and I would at least feel better doing that.
Title: Re: How to sneak E pills past the TSA on a domestic flight?
Post by: subdude on February 04, 2012, 02:34 am
pull open the hem in a pair of jeans...then resew the pills in place spaced all around.
Title: Re: How to sneak E pills past the TSA on a domestic flight?
Post by: baxterbrew on February 04, 2012, 03:01 am
pull open the hem in a pair of jeans...then resew the pills in place spaced all around.

Damn that's clever. I NEVER would've thought of that. Good thing my old lady is a wiz with a sewing needle.
Title: Re: How to sneak E pills past the TSA on a domestic flight?
Post by: jackstraw on February 04, 2012, 04:21 am
Great idea.....HOWEVER in the days of the FULL BODY SCAN that would not work.  Not everyone is scanned and you can opt out but you better believe they will give you a thorough pat down.  THat would be the test but I wouldn't feel safe.  Best would be to keep it in your checked baggage in some vitamins or something like that....maybe one or 2 in a sock here and there?
Title: Re: How to sneak E pills past the TSA on a domestic flight?
Post by: a_blackbird on February 04, 2012, 07:20 am
Don't fear the full-body scan.  Last time I flew they tried to send me through one of those full-body scans.  I said fuck that, and got the pat-down instead.  It's not nearly as thorough as some of the horror-stories would have you believe.  I suppose YMMV depending on the TSA agent you get, though,  but still, it's just 6 pills.  Put them in a vitamin bottle and be done with it.  Even if they select your bag for further inspection, they're not going to dump out your vitamins and play the "which one of these is not like the other" game.

Or, if you don't want to do that, and you can wrap them in something airtight, stick 'em between your butt cheeks.  A pat-down isn't going to have you bend over and spread 'em.
Title: Re: How to sneak E pills past the TSA on a domestic flight?
Post by: yaosh on February 04, 2012, 10:56 am
Biggest thing is don't tell on yourself.  Be as chill as you can, relax have some coffee and smoke a cigarette, walk through just like you always do and don't give it a thought until you're home.  Rapid eye movement, quick head turns, fidgeting, avoiding eye contact, giving too many details, acting eager to be done with the search...  Lots of nervous things will tell them to check you inside and out.  Distract yourself ahead of time and forget about it, your pills should be the last thing on your mind, forget them entirely.
Title: Re: How to sneak E pills past the TSA on a domestic flight?
Post by: toker420 on February 04, 2012, 08:10 pm
  Put them in a vitamin bottle and be done with it.  Even if they select your bag for further inspection, they're not going to dump out your vitamins and play the "which one of these is not like the other" game.


+1, every time I fly, I must take xanax.  Hence the need to take some with me for the return flight.  I am not prescribed xanax so I just put them in a pill bottle along with my other toiletries.  I ALWAYS get a little "love letter" from TSA saying "hey your bag was randomly searched", ALWAYS, every time I fly.  It's like they open it and don't even look at anything.  Personal amounts is never anything to worry about.  They are looking for bulk drug smugglers, not really for people that are smart enough to do something that would take hella time to find for little of nothing.  But then again, you can't just put it in the open, they will bust your ass just the same as a big smuggler.

Just don't worry about it and chill out.  If you act suspect, they will search harder.