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Title: juggalos
Post by: hatchetman666 on May 04, 2013, 07:05 pm
Whoop-whoop!?!
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Post by: BruceCampbell on May 04, 2013, 07:11 pm
I fucking hate juggalos. You people are the epitome of poor life decisions.
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Post by: oddthomas on May 04, 2013, 07:17 pm

wtf is a juggalo
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Post by: cerealbox on May 04, 2013, 07:30 pm
Juggalos are a form of particularly cringe-worth trailer trash. Like, wigger, slipknot, how-is-babby-formed, preggo at 16 (but still drinking) white trash.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: narcocapitalist9 on May 04, 2013, 07:41 pm
juggalos are no different from punks, goths, rockers, black metallers, or any other subculture. sure, it might be a bit low brow but, and it's not my thing, but i watched a ICP video one time and found it amusing. not much different from how i find a b grade horror movie amusing. just laugh. if people feel good dressing up in whatever way they think is cool, then smile at them knowingly. no need for nastiness.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: cerealbox on May 04, 2013, 07:50 pm
juggalos are no different from punks, goths, rockers, black metallers, or any other subculture. sure, it might be a bit low brow but, and it's not my thing, but i watched a ICP video one time and found it amusing. not much different from how i find a b grade horror movie amusing. just laugh. if people feel good dressing up in whatever way they think is cool, then smile at them knowingly. no need for nastiness.

yeah... no. they're really not the same at all.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 04, 2013, 07:51 pm
juggalos are no different from punks, goths, rockers, black metallers, or any other subculture. sure, it might be a bit low brow but, and it's not my thing, but i watched a ICP video one time and found it amusing. not much different from how i find a b grade horror movie amusing. just laugh. if people feel good dressing up in whatever way they think is cool, then smile at them knowingly. no need for nastiness.

Lol you must not know any juggalos. Spend a night drinking 32 ounce bottles of Natural Ice and watching "Big Money Hustlas and Big Money Rustlas" and listen to these faggots rap while chainsmoking cheap menthols and then get back to me.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: hatchetman666 on May 04, 2013, 07:55 pm
bastards & shitheads
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Post by: oddthomas on May 04, 2013, 08:12 pm
That's about what I thought
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: hatchetman666 on May 04, 2013, 08:17 pm
keep on hatin' haters !!

feed me your hate, nom nom nom.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 04, 2013, 08:22 pm
bastards & shitheads

Are you referring to us or your misguided brethren?

Put five juggalos in a room and you're lucky if you've got 87 dollars and three GEDs in the whole group. And I have room to talk. I went through a juggalo phase, and thankfully I grew out of it. I was listening to that shit since probably '97-98 when the Jeckel Bros. and shit came out. I was probably more of a juggalo/hoodlum than you, and I can safely say that ICP and their followers are literally the worst type of redneck-white trash hybrid imaginable.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Anabelle_Lotus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: vanguard54 on May 04, 2013, 09:47 pm
i have a feeling this guy is a juggalo and doesnt even realize how retarded he is
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Post by: crsal on May 04, 2013, 10:09 pm
I fucking hate juggalos. You people are the epitome of poor life decisions.

+1
I totally agree...hahahah

btw, Bruce Campbell really is one of my heroes, nice:)
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 04, 2013, 11:19 pm
i have a feeling this guy is a juggalo and doesnt even realize how retarded he is

There is a self-realization of retardation that comes from being a juggalo. It comes on at about 17-19 and if it never occurs you end up selling dimebags of weed at juggalo gatherings or end up as a carnie.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: heavyreader on May 05, 2013, 12:19 am
i have a feeling this guy is a juggalo and doesnt even realize how retarded he is

There is a self-realization of retardation that comes from being a juggalo. It comes on at about 17-19 and if it never occurs you end up selling dimebags of weed at juggalo gatherings or end up as a carnie.

as a %100 white trash trailer park chainsmoking stealing from hot topic/your friend's mom's weed stash and whip cream from walmart to get high self-injuring punk ass dropout wigger former juggalo guided by a single parent with 3 DUIs i have to say you really hit the nail on the head

i think i topped out around age 15 tbh (really lucky) but some people really do carry this on into their adult life and thank god they have other juggalos to insulate themselves from the rest of society with. 

ps i was just at central market and saw glass bottles of faygo for 3.99 a piece  :o at that price we woulda had to cut the shit with shasta!!!!
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Post by: BruceCampbell on May 05, 2013, 01:13 am
Like I said... I'm speaking from experience. I have seen some things done by Juggalos that could be considered war crimes. Stay the fuck away from Juggalos.
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Post by: Breach on May 05, 2013, 01:31 am
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
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Post by: miss on May 05, 2013, 02:42 am
HeH! Didn't think there were still Juggalos anymore ~ never quite understood it but ICP is amusing to say the least!  These juggalo definitions are SO amusing! Thanks for the laugh  ;D
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 05, 2013, 03:08 am

wtf is a juggalo

They walk aroud the streets winking at freaks with two liter bottles inserted between their butt cheeks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjoz1UPs7gE
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 05, 2013, 03:09 am
www.americanjuggalo.com
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Post by: cerealbox on May 05, 2013, 03:11 am
ICP is just one letter away from PCP.

Coincidence?
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Post by: BruceCampbell on May 05, 2013, 03:20 am

wtf is a juggalo

They walk aroud the streets winking at freaks with two liter bottles inserted between their butt cheeks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjoz1UPs7gE

Pretty much. Although when asked by a non-Juggalo what a Juggalo is, the Juggalo is supposed to say, "fuck if I know" and then they headbutt you and break your nose and steal your wallet and go buy a teener of meth and a pack of kools and shoplift from Hot Topic.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: heavyreader on May 05, 2013, 04:28 am
ICP is just one letter away from PCP.

Coincidence?

dont drag PCP into this, ppl hate on it cuz they've never done it and are too scared to try cuz you have to buy it from black ppl but that gator piss will set u right EVERY TIME

someone back me up here, i can't be the only person who thinks PCP is like 5x better than K..
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: SpleenMuncher on May 05, 2013, 04:35 am
I fucking hate juggalos. You people are the epitome of poor life decisions.

Gonna just go ahead and try to complete my 50 posts quoting this as it is fact.
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Post by: AmericanTragedy on May 05, 2013, 04:50 am
I have never met a juggalo that was worth their weight in rice.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: SpleenMuncher on May 05, 2013, 05:01 am
juggalos are no different from punks, goths, rockers, black metallers, or any other subculture. sure, it might be a bit low brow but, and it's not my thing, but i watched a ICP video one time and found it amusing. not much different from how i find a b grade horror movie amusing. just laugh. if people feel good dressing up in whatever way they think is cool, then smile at them knowingly. no need for nastiness.

I watched a video of the fans at a show with pregnant women smoking and drinking.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 05, 2013, 05:02 am
I fucking hate juggalos. You people are the epitome of poor life decisions.

Gonna just go ahead and try to complete my 50 posts quoting this as it is fact.

I'm rather quotable I guess. 
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: KKay on May 05, 2013, 05:20 am
Whoop-whoop!?!

I gotta give it to you guys. U are definitely all on a sick bender called life and you go hard in the motherfucking paint.

but when I come around I say sooh-whoop
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: AmericanTragedy on May 05, 2013, 05:35 am
I just don't see how anyone can wake up, look in the mirror, and be okay with being a juggalo.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 05, 2013, 06:03 am
Whoop-whoop!?!

I gotta give it to you guys. U are definitely all on a sick bender called life and you go hard in the motherfucking paint.

but when I come around I say sooh-whoop

Juggalos must be sterilized and forbidden to learn how to read. Otherwise we might end up with more Juggalo babies for the Stillborn Juggalo baby crematorium.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 05, 2013, 06:16 am
Whoop-whoop!?!

I gotta give it to you guys. U are definitely all on a sick bender called life and you go hard in the motherfucking paint.

but when I come around I say sooh-whoop

Lol KKay is blooded up?  Say what?  Five poppin, sooowoooo!
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: ragnarok888 on May 05, 2013, 06:33 am
goddamn magnets
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Post by: ragnarok888 on May 05, 2013, 06:36 am
Who wants to talk to a scientist?
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Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 05, 2013, 06:46 am
Who wants to talk to a scientist?

Fucking scientists, where do they work?
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 05, 2013, 06:51 am
Here are two absolutely hilarious juggalo related videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO4Xz8D46z8

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81034364
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: jorgecassio on May 05, 2013, 07:43 am
Never hung out with a juggalo, mainly because they attract cops like flies to shit. Having the fuzz around when you're trying to chill is an absolute buzzkill. Step ya'll image game up juggalos, please.
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Post by: BruceCampbell on May 05, 2013, 08:07 am
Every Juggalo I know is in prison.

-BC
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Post by: hatchetman666 on May 05, 2013, 02:52 pm
lol this is great. i met another juggalo in county jail once.

i live in the woods now. now i have two cats.

hardcore huh?

i got most of my crazy shit out of my system in my early 20s; DUI's car accidents, the binge drinking, adultry, and harder drugs.

 
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: narcocapitalist9 on May 05, 2013, 03:19 pm
ICP is just one letter away from PCP.

Coincidence?

hahah. i had the dubious pleasure of taking PCP for the first time about a month ago. It was kinda cool but after a few redoses started to get really unpleasant and boring. To be honest, apart from the hell-itches i got the one time I took DXM, overall I enjoyed that drug better.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: Attacksia on May 05, 2013, 03:25 pm
Every Juggalo I know is in prison.

-BC

Every juggalo I know is in middle school.
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Post by: cerealbox on May 05, 2013, 03:35 pm
Every Juggalo I know is in prison.

-BC

Every juggalo I know is in middle school.

I've met juggalos in their early 20s. They're still in middle school.

Frankly, I'm glad the world has juggalos. They are the funniest clowns I have ever seen, no exaggeration.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: mj154 on May 05, 2013, 05:07 pm
I thought this thread was about giggalos at first.

New product offer on SR?  ::)
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: Arkedaz on May 05, 2013, 05:59 pm
Rofl.. This American sub-culture which i have absolutely no idea about sounds hilarious.
I guess every place on this planet has it's own shitbags in some sort of extreme form.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 05, 2013, 06:58 pm
Defining Juggalos as a sub-culture is a stretch and an insult to the homeless and other fringe elements of society.
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Post by: streetelitist on May 05, 2013, 07:11 pm
I live near a city that is FULL of Juggalos. I have personally fucked up at least 10 of them & I actually pity them because they were the kids in school who had no social life and just wanted some form of acceptance. Their shitty lives is the sole reason they become juggalos. Its a cult for outcasts.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 05, 2013, 07:18 pm
I live near a city that is FULL of Juggalos. I have personally fucked up at least 10 of them & I actually pity them because they were the kids in school who had no social life and just wanted some form of acceptance. Their shitty lives is the sole reason they become juggalos. Its a cult for outcasts.

You have not fucked up a single Juggalo. And I will tell you why.

1. Juggalos fight for fun.
2. Juggalos travel in groups.
3. You would be jumped in retaliation by a swarm of Juggalos.
4. You're probably a 14 year old internet tough guy. Nobody gets on Tor and brags about "fucking people up".
5. My apologies if you're a cage fighter who specializes in beating up meth-addict pseudo clowns.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: streetelitist on May 05, 2013, 11:31 pm
I live near a city that is FULL of Juggalos. I have personally fucked up at least 10 of them & I actually pity them because they were the kids in school who had no social life and just wanted some form of acceptance. Their shitty lives is the sole reason they become juggalos. Its a cult for outcasts.

You have not fucked up a single Juggalo. And I will tell you why.

1. Juggalos fight for fun.
2. Juggalos travel in groups.
3. You would be jumped in retaliation by a swarm of Juggalos.
4. You're probably a 14 year old internet tough guy. Nobody gets on Tor and brags about "fucking people up".
5. My apologies if you're a cage fighter who specializes in beating up meth-addict pseudo clowns.
Are you fucking kidding me right now? Every "juggalo" I've seen looks like a pre-pubescent skinny bitch. Or some fat gothic looking piece of trailer trash. They can't fight for shit, and they are just absolute ignorant scum. Here's a great example of what a large majority of them look like http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/juggalos.jpg
They still live with their moms and this is what they do in order to feel as if they "belong" somewhere.
I'm not bragging about "fucking people up" in any way, but I simply hate the fuckers who live near me.
& my secondary form of income is Muay Thai.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: Geehoff on May 05, 2013, 11:41 pm
I've only seen a juggalo in real life once.
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Post by: le botbahn on May 05, 2013, 11:54 pm
If I remember correctly:

"...they just don't care. They might go and try to put a weave in their nut hair."
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Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 06, 2013, 12:03 am
If I remember correctly:

"...they just don't care. They might go and try to put a weave in their nut hair."

That is correct.
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Post by: Geehoff on May 06, 2013, 12:04 am
also something about magnets
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Post by: idgafos44 on May 06, 2013, 12:14 am
LMFAO
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Post by: hatchetman666 on May 06, 2013, 12:26 am
I just wanted to know if there were any smart enough to browse the darknet. So far it doesnt look that way.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: heavyreader on May 06, 2013, 05:59 am
I just wanted to know if there were any smart enough to browse the darknet. So far it doesnt look that way.

well you got on

give yourself some credit there bud  :)

& my secondary form of income is Muay Thai.

respect the dragon!
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: heavyreader on May 06, 2013, 07:10 am
this thread just made me bust out my old backyward wrestling vhs tapes.. so many bloody foreheads and ruined jnco's..

all in all tho, you have to admit, there's something really undeniably satisfying about seeing someone have a fluorescent tube smashed over their head.  that's worth money in my book
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: cerealbox on May 06, 2013, 01:04 pm
I live near a city that is FULL of Juggalos. I have personally fucked up at least 10 of them & I actually pity them because they were the kids in school who had no social life and just wanted some form of acceptance. Their shitty lives is the sole reason they become juggalos. Its a cult for outcasts.

You have not fucked up a single Juggalo. And I will tell you why.

1. Juggalos fight for fun.
2. Juggalos travel in groups.
3. You would be jumped in retaliation by a swarm of Juggalos.
4. You're probably a 14 year old internet tough guy. Nobody gets on Tor and brags about "fucking people up".
5. My apologies if you're a cage fighter who specializes in beating up meth-addict pseudo clowns.
Are you fucking kidding me right now? Every "juggalo" I've seen looks like a pre-pubescent skinny bitch. Or some fat gothic looking piece of trailer trash. They can't fight for shit, and they are just absolute ignorant scum. Here's a great example of what a large majority of them look like http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/juggalos.jpg
They still live with their moms and this is what they do in order to feel as if they "belong" somewhere.
I'm not bragging about "fucking people up" in any way, but I simply hate the fuckers who live near me.
& my secondary form of income is Muay Thai.

As in any subculture, there are multiple cliques. You must have seen the skinny Juggalo phenotype. The truly dangerous Juggalos are mentally unstable and transient, weighing in at 200+ of some sort of muscle and a layer of Faygo and hamburger fat, and spent last week in traction for backflipping off the neighbor's roof onto a wooden table backyard wrestling.

You know some bitch ass Juggalos. You can tell how much of a Juggalo a Juggalo is simply by looking up their court records. Assaults, resisting arrest, burglary, intimidation, theft and public intoxication adds a point each. And any Juggalo I knew has been kicked out of their mother's basement long before turning 18.
I've never seen a skinny juggalo. They're all fat, McDonald's Errry Day, glue-huffing rednecks.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: KKay on May 21, 2013, 08:04 am
Whoop-whoop!?!

I gotta give it to you guys. U are definitely all on a sick bender called life and you go hard in the motherfucking paint.

but when I come around I say sooh-whoop

Lol KKay is blooded up?  Say what?  Five poppin, sooowoooo!

haha
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: hatchetman666 on May 21, 2013, 05:31 pm
Boondox was a prolific redneck juggalo but got kicked out for scalping tickets.
Title: Re: juggalos
Post by: herkinoror on May 21, 2013, 07:33 pm
I was actually suprised but that Big Money Rustlas movie was actually pretty funny.  And you get a whoop whoop from my GF.  She was one of you in a previous time.