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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: BruceCampbell on May 12, 2013, 06:45 am

Title: I am Bender
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 12, 2013, 06:45 am
All I want to do is play blackack all day and shoot guns and do drugs.

I AM BENDER FEED ME GIRDER.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I drink my tea like I like my women. I like scented candles.

Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: KitKatisBorednow on May 12, 2013, 07:20 am
HAHAHAHA

What???!!!

I need some of what you are on, seriously!

I want to drink wine, eat pills and play a real life version of Where's Waldo with all my internet buddies at a shopping mall all day.
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 12, 2013, 07:27 am
I'm all fucked up on benzos and marijuanas. I had like three marijuanas man. I'm a monster.
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: livestr0ng on May 12, 2013, 07:45 am
I'm all fucked up on benzos and marijuanas. I had like three marijuanas man. I'm a monster.
but did you inject them or snort them?
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: bamoida2 on May 12, 2013, 07:54 am
plugging is the way to go
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: Japan1980 on May 12, 2013, 07:57 am
plugging is the way to go

Plug a seed and watch it grow.
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: KitKatisBorednow on May 12, 2013, 09:34 am
I'm all fucked up on benzos and marijuanas. I had like three marijuanas man. I'm a monster.

hahahaha....I'm doing all the drugs in the world today.  Happy Mother's Day everyone!  ;D
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: jnemonic on May 12, 2013, 09:41 am
All I want to do is play blackack all day and shoot guns and do drugs.

I AM BENDER FEED ME GIRDER.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I drink my tea like I like my women. I like scented candles.

Ha ha...+1 Bruce. I would love to shoot guns and do drugs, they say they dont mix, but i big to differ?

Scented candles are amazing...theres one flavor/smell that smells sooo good, but yeah i cant remember, i'm too fucked up right now.. :P

Bruce...so you are like....no longer a viking? Or viking always in spirit....body....but maybe not mind anymore?

I like Bender....i wish i was bender...just imagine....i could bend things... :P :P
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: bamoida2 on May 12, 2013, 09:42 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM





Plug a seed and watch it grow.
I will fuse with it,  and become the first human cannabis plant, and will be forced to hide in the shadows because people would want to catch me and sell me on silkroad!
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: kneotac on May 12, 2013, 10:27 am
LOL, so I guess we're all high then  8)
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 12, 2013, 06:39 pm
I don't think I'm a viking anymore. I'm a drug-bot. I'm an android that runs on female vaginal fluids and various psychoactive chemicals.

I have literally done nothing but be a lazy, slothful, lustful, sinful bastard for the past 6 months.

I am Bender B. Rodriguez
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: valakki on May 12, 2013, 07:45 pm
good for you... me? at the moment im Fry before he got frozen...
pizza delivery for I C Weiner
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 25, 2013, 08:22 pm
I am Zoidberg. I am Ahab. I'll plunge this thing in your fucking throat. Get back you weird fucker!
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: Limetless on May 25, 2013, 08:57 pm
Has it been a long weekend Bruce? :P
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 26, 2013, 01:43 am
Can you not tell man? Never let your mates take you to the casino on tryptamines. I don't give a god damn how much you considered the fact that you're paying homage to Hunter S. Thompson and let that talking point get worked into the argument, but that was 1971. This is 2013. Worst fucking night ever.

Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: Churchwarden on May 26, 2013, 11:50 pm
Gimmie your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink.
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 27, 2013, 01:14 am
Just mix them all together in a big jug...
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: KitKatisBorednow on May 27, 2013, 02:37 am
Gimmie your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink.

Ok one Long Island Iced Tea coming up.
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on May 28, 2013, 05:25 pm
Internet Dating:
It's like pimping, except you rarely have to use the phrase, "upside your head".
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 28, 2013, 08:51 pm
I used that term in my romantic affairs. I beat women while I fuck them. Then they stomp on my balls.
Title: Re: I am Bender
Post by: BruceCampbell on July 31, 2013, 09:25 pm
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