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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: chiefrogan on March 16, 2012, 10:59 pm

Title: just had the scariest moment of my life but it was nothing
Post by: chiefrogan on March 16, 2012, 10:59 pm
literally as i was opening up some goods that had come in the mail today, DING DONG goes the soul terrifying doorbell. fuck fuuuuuuuuuck fuck shit how how how the fuck, i believe were my initial thoughts. might have had a major panic attack. i quickly and carefully looked through the window and its two dudes in blue jackets and beanies. FUCK its definitely undercover police. fuuuck fuck fuck!

ill break here and maybe others might share if they had been in my circumstance.

well ended up racing to put my package backtogether so i could at least claim i looked inside and at least a "wtf is this" defense. then i slammed on the button to my computer and threw the usb in a heater vent in the floor. i went back to the window to look a final time before considering bailing out the back to sure to be waiting cops or face the music. however they were no longer at my front door and when i finally got the balls to go out there, i see a flyer taped to the door. turns out they were just random solicitors. hahahahahaha i laughed the biggest relief laugh ever and immediately went for some xanax.

 it was the biggest spike of instant fear followed by a complete reversal  of that feeling. gave my body a loop and i feel a natural high of adrenaline. fuck me i hope that never happens again

Title: Re: just had the scariest moment of my life but it was nothing
Post by: redforeva on March 16, 2012, 11:07 pm
Exciting day it seems. ^^ I would be paranoid too.
Title: Re: just had the scariest moment of my life but it was nothing
Post by: themessenger2 on March 16, 2012, 11:15 pm
That's why I don't open mail at the place I receive mail. Glad everything worked out I'm sure it would have been loltastic to see you from a fly's eye view. :D
Title: Re: just had the scariest moment of my life but it was nothing
Post by: godofall2 on March 16, 2012, 11:25 pm
get a no solicitors sign that stop all of them but the god nuts one. also just dont answer the door if you dont know who is at it. the cops will not knock or ring the bell if they had any real proof they just get a search warrant and knock the door down.
Title: Re: just had the scariest moment of my life but it was nothing
Post by: Horizons on March 16, 2012, 11:35 pm
This is the kind of shit that gives people heart attacks. I'm glad you survived, haha :)
Title: Re: just had the scariest moment of my life but it was nothing
Post by: chiefrogan on March 17, 2012, 12:34 am
This is the kind of shit that gives people heart attacks. I'm glad you survived, haha :)

haha thanks but yea seriously i was thinking that afterwards i woudnt know for sure if it was a minor one.

paranoid is as paranoid does. i now realize i need to extremely step my shit up security wise on all levels, and this may or may not a hint from the universe. thinking bout fake id and open a mailbox. little more research on this.

Title: Re: just had the scariest moment of my life but it was nothing
Post by: rise_against on March 17, 2012, 03:25 am
this is why i don't smoke weed.  i would be living a 100% legit life and still be peeking out the windows every five minutes thinking the cops or some ucking alphabet agency were spying on my house.  i have a term for it.  its called "Police State Anxiety".
Title: Re: just had the scariest moment of my life but it was nothing
Post by: SpoonyBard on March 17, 2012, 03:33 am
hahahahahaha i laughed the biggest relief laugh ever and immediately went for some xanax.

Maybe it's just me, but I thought the Xanax line was both the funniest and most disturbing part. 

("Shit, they're after my drugs! ....Oh. Wait. They're not. I'd better take some drugs.")