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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: uncledick on May 01, 2013, 04:54 am

Title: Funny Vendor Listings
Post by: uncledick on May 01, 2013, 04:54 am
Thought it would be entertaining to collect the funniest (intentionally or unintentionally) vendor listings in one thread.  I'll start off with this one:

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/927a313750

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1G COCK COLOMBIA PURE 90%(NO FAKE)COLOMBIA

it goes on to say...

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0.5G COCAINA PURE 90%NO FAKE COLOMBIA

BROTHERS ON THIS WARRANT THAT COC ME PERSONALLY TESTED

AND AN EXCLUSIVE FRANCO1 HERE ON SILK FOR THE HAPPINESS OF HIS BELOVED big brothers

So is it a 1g cock or a 0.5g cock that this brother warrants for the happiness of his beloved big brothers?

On top of it all, he requires FE (premature finaculation) from all his beloved big brothers and many comments claim he's a scammer...  duh!