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Title: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: anothergirl on February 11, 2013, 11:34 pm
I've got it in my head to smuggle some powdered shrooms mixed into food.

But ever since the point of basically no return, the frightening thoughts of this plan going wrong have come to haunt me morning to night.

So it's safe to assume that, no matter how much I tell myself that dogs don't smell for shrooms and the only way my food will look any different from any other food is through a chemical test for the actives, when the time comes I'm going to turn fucking white.

I read about using Xanax and Valium, but it's kinda silly to find and smuggle more, even more detectable drugs with me to deal with the pressure of smuggling some damn magic food.

Any other suggestions to take the edge off at times like this, chemical or otherwise?

Also, please either pat my head reassuringly or laugh at me derisively for treating a few oz of shroom powder hidden in food like a suitcase full of bricks of coke.
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: MaidMandy on February 11, 2013, 11:37 pm
Have a few drinks in the airport bar. Always calms me down before flights, regardless if I am carrying or not :)
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: warmkitty on February 12, 2013, 11:51 am
I would recommend against doing it. Just post them.
99% youd get through no probs but if your shitting yourself about it allready might be wise to leave that stuff to the 3rd world desperadoes.
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Raoul Duke on February 12, 2013, 12:13 pm
yeah - as warmkitty says - post them. you've bought from SR before right, so you know how to wrap shit up to get through customs?

failing that, have a wank or a shag before you get to the airport.

else it's valium - just do them during the run up a few days before so you're used to them and you don't look like a proper space cadet at the terminal - once you're used to valium you look and act completely normal, just a bit tired
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Revolutionista on February 12, 2013, 01:05 pm
Dont worry about feeling nervous its good. Nerves and paranoia are like prayers at the feet of the smuggling gods. Acknowledging its out of your control tips the karma scales in your favour.
Just make sure you just look at them with a curious expression is if your fascinated by what theyre doing, just dont do anything and if you get busted say you were sold them not a couple of hours ago before you got to the airport. Dogs wont typically be trained to sniff mushrooms anyway because its not a cash crop the maguc mushroom economy is pretty small as its the kind of thing I regularly get handed for free in season plus a decent trip is a significant disruption in your day to day activities so 247 use is unlikely. Within europe iv walked through customs with cubes of mushroom chocolate in an open bag of confectionery so dont sweat it and remember if the worst does happen you can still deny all knowledge andget off scott free
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: RaFaeL5 on February 12, 2013, 01:07 pm
Let me ask you this: "do you feel you are doing anything wrong when you take your bag from one place to another?".
If you do feel you are doing something wrong, don't do it.
If you don't feel like you're doing anything wrong, then make shure that's what you are projecting: "I'm not doing anything wrong at all".
The power of your mind...

I never thought (and still don't think) that I'm doing anything wrong,
so I act normal, reply as usual to any question asked and feel confident,
because I'm not doing anything wrong...
whatever some other people might think of it (LE) - me, I'm calm and confident; I don't do anything wrong.

Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: anothergirl on February 12, 2013, 01:34 pm
I know the common knowledge is to mail them, but that feels even more unnerving to me. An organic powder shows up on the Xray and the inspectors can just take their time tearing apart my package while I sit at home panicked for days on end. Whereas at the airport there are thousands of people rushing in and out and I'm just some person coming back from a legitimate trip with some food in my suitcase. I guess if I mailed them back home I'd have to use the expedited shipping so they'd arrive at home before me, but if that went wrong I would be unable to ever return to my country...

And RaFaeL5, no I don't think I'm doing anything wrong, of course. I think LE are doing something wrong. I'm just doing something potentially idiotic.
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 12, 2013, 03:21 pm

failing that, have a wank or a shag before you get to the airport.



hahahaha that's my fav piece of advice on smuggling i've ever seen!
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Raoul Duke on February 12, 2013, 03:23 pm
:) can you think of anything non-chemical that calms you down more?
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: warmkitty on February 12, 2013, 03:26 pm

failing that, have a wank or a shag before you get to the airport.

Briliant advice - me likey
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 12, 2013, 03:43 pm
haha very good point but just to be annoying i'm going to say certain music, i've always thought sex was way overrated.
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Raoul Duke on February 12, 2013, 03:46 pm
each to their own - i blow my beans on my lunch break (i work close to the mrs - we do have entertaining lunch breaks when we hook up ;) ) and i'm so calm i can't even hit the gym after work, my get up and go has just got up and gone without me :)

can't believe some fucker negged me for that comment though
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 12, 2013, 03:56 pm
 :'( i just got negged too. wtf have we offended some exceptionally prudish customs officers or something lol
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Raoul Duke on February 12, 2013, 03:59 pm
ah no - i've been round long enough to know there are just some wankers that go around negging people on occasion. have a + on me. in fact, all y'all can - yes it was one of those lunch times today ;)
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: warmkitty on February 12, 2013, 04:04 pm
 +1 you both.
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Raoul Duke on February 12, 2013, 04:05 pm
:-* kitty
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: MaoZedong on February 12, 2013, 04:07 pm
Let me ask you this: "do you feel you are doing anything wrong when you take your bag from one place to another?".
If you do feel you are doing something wrong, don't do it.
If you don't feel like you're doing anything wrong, then make shure that's what you are projecting: "I'm not doing anything wrong at all".
The power of your mind...

I never thought (and still don't think) that I'm doing anything wrong,
so I act normal, reply as usual to any question asked and feel confident,
because I'm not doing anything wrong...
whatever some other people might think of it (LE) - me, I'm calm and confident; I don't do anything wrong.


LISTEN TO THIS GUY HE'S THE ONLY ONE OFFERING RATIONAL ADVICE
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Raoul Duke on February 12, 2013, 04:15 pm
what, you mean apart from actually posting it so it's not on your person?? or having a couple of drinks at the bar to calm your nerves? or even whats wrong with having a shag before you go to the airport to calm your nerves? so really, you could say it's all good advice couldn't you?

and WHY THE CAPS? even if the OP was short sighted they'd have a magnifier on the screen.

it's fucking know-it-all muppets like you ruining this fucking forum
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 12, 2013, 04:29 pm
aw cheers guys, i'd return if i could! yer i wouldn't be surprised if it was even wadozo again he sure got a bee in his bonnet lmao glad you had a nice lunch mate  ;)
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: TK1991 on February 12, 2013, 08:28 pm
You should look into Reiki. Easily the most serene calming thing I have learned through my travels. Usually a hippie will give you your first attunement for free, and after that it's quite easy to explore your own energy.

In case you've never heard of it, Reiki is a hands on healing technique revolving around the transfer of "chi" or "ki" energy. If you've ever played contact sports then you know about being "explosive" (in boxing, it's the snap of your punches. In football, how fast you hit after the snap) this is "chi" or "ki" energy at work. Rei ki (roughly translating to life energy) is just the spiritual side of this energy. Being in control of your energy, just like an athlete, is a must for any psyconaut :)
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: sbmafia on February 13, 2013, 08:09 am
Let me ask you this: "do you feel you are doing anything wrong when you take your bag from one place to another?".
If you do feel you are doing something wrong, don't do it.
If you don't feel like you're doing anything wrong, then make shure that's what you are projecting: "I'm not doing anything wrong at all".
The power of your mind...

I never thought (and still don't think) that I'm doing anything wrong,
so I act normal, reply as usual to any question asked and feel confident,
because I'm not doing anything wrong...
whatever some other people might think of it (LE) - me, I'm calm and confident; I don't do anything wrong.

THAT A BOY
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 13, 2013, 08:22 am
GODDAMN HIPPIES!

just take the shrooms before you go through security, coming up whilst the plane is taking off is an awesomely intense feeling then you can look at the world below and be all woooooaaaahhhhhhhhh amazing i'm flying
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: TK1991 on February 13, 2013, 08:36 am
GODDAMN HIPPIES!

If we don't stop them soon they'll start a music festival!
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: anothergirl on February 13, 2013, 12:14 pm
GODDAMN HIPPIES!

just take the shrooms before you go through security, coming up whilst the plane is taking off is an awesomely intense feeling then you can look at the world below and be all woooooaaaahhhhhhhhh amazing i'm flying

I'm taking them with me so I'll have a year or two's supply.

I don't think taking that much at once on a plane would end well, if at all.
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 13, 2013, 01:32 pm
shitting hell if you're thinking long term, shroom season starts in a couple months. post is safer. why exactly are you wanting to smuggle them on your person through airport security? if you're not totally comfortable with it then your behaviour will be a dead giveaway.
if for some reason you can't let them out of your hands then grind them up and put in caps in some vitamin supplements or chop em a bit and mix in a big bag of dried fruit and nuts or something. but really you're on silk road, why not use the mail system?! i just can't get my head round it
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: anothergirl on February 13, 2013, 06:33 pm
shitting hell if you're thinking long term, shroom season starts in a couple months. post is safer. why exactly are you wanting to smuggle them on your person through airport security? if you're not totally comfortable with it then your behaviour will be a dead giveaway.
if for some reason you can't let them out of your hands then grind them up and put in caps in some vitamin supplements or chop em a bit and mix in a big bag of dried fruit and nuts or something. but really you're on silk road, why not use the mail system?! i just can't get my head round it

I explained my logic before, but I've seen news stories here of people getting busted for edibles, and I live in a place with a guilty until proven innocent justice system, so the mail doesn't give me any protection of plausible deniability. And shroom powder is organic (it's not mixed into a food yet), so even with the vendor's stealth it would light up on a simple xray like a Christmas tree, right?

Maybe it's illogical, like people who are afraid to fly but still drive, but having it totally out of my hands and sitting at home and waiting to lose my freedom seems way more stressful than an few minutes of intensity.

Also, I have brought LSD home with a stopover in an equally frightening country, and the flight was from Amsterdam so they gave me the third degree with dogs and pat downs and everything, and I think I did a pretty good job.

If I did, ship it, maybe I could use the 3-day expedited so it would arrive before me, but my understanding is that everything but priority gets increase scrutiny.
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 13, 2013, 07:07 pm

I explained my logic before

Maybe it's illogical

and this is why this thread is a heap of shit
Title: Re: Non-prescription ways to calm down when facing customs?
Post by: TK1991 on February 13, 2013, 07:30 pm
and this is why this thread is a heap of shit

Gahhhh then why are you still posting! Obviously you're much smarter then us go spread your wealth of knowledge elsewhere to other SR users lucky enough to hear your voice.