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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 03:24 am

Title: My Mother in Law is a bitch, so I use drugs
Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 03:24 am
Countup to 50


Shes a bitch ;D

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Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 03:26 am
She is built like a horse. A big horse. Like a Clydesdale
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Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 03:31 am
The horse has never liked me.


LIKEWISE!
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Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 03:37 am
The horse has a masters in psych

haha, I barely made it out of high school and wear her ass out playing mental games.

fu
Title: Re: My Mother in Law is a bitch, so I use drugs
Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 03:44 am
bitch has toes as big as bricks
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Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 03:49 am
looky here vendors

ill finalize when i want to

who the hell are you to tell me when i can finalize

ill finalize before i even order
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Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 03:52 am
I GOT YOUR DAUGHTER PREGNANT ;D
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Post by: boomer1932 on February 05, 2013, 03:56 am
I finalized ages ago for one of everything on the road.  So far nobody has believed me but every vendor on here owes me one of everything they have listed.
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Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 04:01 am
the bitch tried to poison me
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Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 04:07 am
I tried to give you karma boomer but I dont know how

she hates that her daughter is petite and she is double x

evil motherfucker
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Post by: boomer1932 on February 05, 2013, 04:08 am
It sounds like you might have deserved it!  You talk rather rudely about her behind her back where she can't even defend herself...
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Post by: boomer1932 on February 05, 2013, 04:09 am
Haha I appreciate the thought, but you can't give karma until you've hit fifty posts.  I'm almost there!  Only four to go!
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Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 04:11 am
if she EVER dies,

I will go to the funeral only to make sure shes dead.

ill poke her


no karma points for you boomer

ur a mother in law sympathizer
Title: Re: My Mother in Law is a bitch, so I use drugs
Post by: boomer1932 on February 05, 2013, 04:16 am
What makes you think I'm a sympathizer?  Maybe I think it'd be better if you were to insult her to her face so she knew of your disdain and did weep o'er it.
Title: Re: My Mother in Law is a bitch, so I use drugs
Post by: Bookieman on February 05, 2013, 05:09 am
yep, shes still a bitch >:(
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Post by: example76 on February 05, 2013, 11:39 am
Kill her pls   :o
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Post by: DrugBuddy on February 05, 2013, 11:49 am
I like her.

Your DrugBuddy.
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Post by: Slartybartfast on February 05, 2013, 01:54 pm
I'll swap you her for my father in law...
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Post by: flaxceed on February 05, 2013, 03:05 pm
if she EVER dies,

I will go to the funeral only to make sure shes dead.

ill poke her


no karma points for you boomer

ur a mother in law sympathizer

ROFLMAO, even if I do require FE and you hate me because of it.  My steroids are fucking CHEAP though!
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Post by: speedie on February 05, 2013, 03:37 pm
THE LAW IS A Bitch   8)
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Post by: magret2canard on February 05, 2013, 03:39 pm
this is lol
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Post by: BadApples on February 05, 2013, 04:15 pm
I dont have a mother in law
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Post by: ddfc66 on February 05, 2013, 10:56 pm
haha
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Post by: MP5TK on February 05, 2013, 10:58 pm
sick
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Post by: Trajanus on February 05, 2013, 11:01 pm
Nice
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Post by: MP5TK on February 05, 2013, 11:02 pm
i use drugs cause I can
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Post by: Drugskonijntje on February 05, 2013, 11:08 pm
Using drugs because your mother in law is a bitch sounds like a good reason to me.
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Post by: sl0wturtle on February 05, 2013, 11:12 pm
if she EVER dies,

I will go to the funeral only to make sure shes dead.

ill poke her


no karma points for you boomer

ur a mother in law sympathizer

ROFLMAO, even if I do require FE and you hate me because of it.  My steroids are fucking CHEAP though!
bro u dont even lift
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Post by: Mundet on February 05, 2013, 11:13 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dI3u69_lN0
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Post by: Mundet on February 05, 2013, 11:20 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvsRucP32Q4
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Post by: example76 on February 05, 2013, 11:28 pm
If today was the 3rd of August then what year am I in?
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Post by: EastCoastCollective on February 05, 2013, 11:29 pm
grow a pair  and tell her to FUCK OFF   ;D
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Post by: Mundet on February 05, 2013, 11:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PVEUGVtpA0
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Post by: Bookieman on February 08, 2013, 01:16 am
saw her eating oats today
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Post by: Bookieman on February 08, 2013, 01:18 am
if it walks like a horse, if it talks like a horse

its her
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Post by: Bookieman on February 08, 2013, 01:21 am
I would push her into eternal hellfire if I knew I could get away with it

eternal equine hellfire























shes a bitch
Title: Re: My Mother in Law is a bitch, so I use drugs
Post by: Bookieman on February 08, 2013, 01:22 am
she could mate with spectacular bid and be  O K
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Post by: Bookieman on February 08, 2013, 01:25 am
if she was in a stable at the race track and no one was looking

id hit that motherfucker with a rake






















shes a bitch
Title: Re: My Mother in Law is a bitch, so I use drugs
Post by: Bookieman on February 08, 2013, 01:27 am
I prepaid her funeral and gave it to her as a gift on Christmas

shes Jewish





















and a bitch
Title: Re: My Mother in Law is a bitch, so I use drugs
Post by: Bookieman on February 08, 2013, 01:29 am
bitchcoin
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Post by: Bookieman on February 08, 2013, 01:40 am
if I had a choice of her as a mother in law or a deformed siamese twin midget with a leaking goiter


BRING THE GOITER MOTHERFUCKER
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Post by: schmuckboy on February 08, 2013, 01:56 am
My regular mother is a bitch, so i do drugs and occasionaly murder people.
Title: Re: My Mother in Law is a bitch, so I use drugs
Post by: Bookieman on February 08, 2013, 04:42 am
bump for the horse that needs to be in a glue bottle
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Post by: Bookieman on February 11, 2013, 06:24 am
If I could ride her, I would spur the shit out of her