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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: ogbryan on February 15, 2013, 05:40 am

Title: What if your penis was 7 feet long?
Post by: ogbryan on February 15, 2013, 05:40 am
Would you tie it up in a bow and deal with it?

Or would you get it removed and call it a day?
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Post by: raffriff25 on February 15, 2013, 05:41 am
deal with it
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Post by: raffriff25 on February 15, 2013, 05:43 am
i was just gonna place an order from you what a small site
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Post by: Captaingreen on February 15, 2013, 05:46 am
I would be scared from a errection cause the drop in blood pressure damn
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Post by: asd on February 15, 2013, 06:07 am
Logically, death by erection. Oxygen not getting to your brain and what not.

In whimsy shire; mdma, boats and hoes
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Post by: WebDevGal on February 15, 2013, 06:15 am
watch the girls run in horror..
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Post by: InsertEsc on February 15, 2013, 06:33 am
I've recently been wondering as to why you now need fifty posts to post anywhere but here, in which the rule wasn't here during my last stay. I understand now..
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Post by: ilovethecolour on February 15, 2013, 06:37 am
id masturbate it
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Post by: ilovethecolour on February 15, 2013, 06:52 am
i would probably cock slap people with it, that would be cool
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Post by: raffriff25 on February 15, 2013, 08:59 am
deal
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Post by: wayneperfect on February 15, 2013, 09:01 am
Does it get to be prehensile?
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Post by: EternalSunshineMan on February 15, 2013, 09:24 am
I'd put a suit jacket on it, and give it a hat.  Then I'd name it Sir Don Cornelius Cognone Grande Pazzo Minchia Cazzo Napolitano Studanu big balls gangsta mafiosi la cosa nostra the 3rd, and then I'd slap you in the face with it.  Then I'd ask for a sandwich.  A muthafucking turkey sandwich...with bacon...and mayo...thank you bitch
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Post by: zix on February 15, 2013, 09:27 am
I think I'd use it to bring down low-flying air traffic.
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Post by: EternalSunshineMan on February 15, 2013, 09:31 am
50!  I got 50!  Yay for me, and yay for burbon and shitty box wine! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!  I'm sorry for all the drunken annoyances guys. I'm done now.......Fifty...Yes....I've made it...I'm now only a douche because of my personality and not my rank....

I'm officially a member.  Yay for me...yay for america...yay for Jesus...yeah for 7ft dick....yay for your mom....just plain yay....
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Post by: aredhel on February 15, 2013, 11:16 am
....it means, when looking at the sky, you'd see an orange giant star, because you are an Arcturian Mega-Donkey :D
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Post by: American on February 15, 2013, 11:18 am
congratulations!
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Post by: bateman on February 15, 2013, 11:25 am
7ft may be  bit much, but i don't think any guy would turn down an extra few inches!!
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Post by: ilovethecolour on February 15, 2013, 12:38 pm
ahhhhhhhhh
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Post by: bealzebobs on February 15, 2013, 01:13 pm
Your girlfriend/boyfriend would have a sore asshole or fadge
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Post by: revolvshun on February 15, 2013, 06:50 pm
i would slap it in the face of every clit mafia member i found....
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Post by: heisenberg1492 on February 15, 2013, 06:54 pm
I would pass out from lack of blood to the brain everytime I got even a halfie.
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Post by: Delirium on February 15, 2013, 07:13 pm
I'd dress it up and make it my new friend. friend with benefits ;)  "- (
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Post by: PrincessHIGH on February 16, 2013, 03:41 am
50!  I got 50!  Yay for me, and yay for burbon and shitty box wine! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!  I'm sorry for all the drunken annoyances guys. I'm done now.......Fifty...Yes....I've made it...I'm now only a douche because of my personality and not my rank....

I'm officially a member.  Yay for me...yay for america...yay for Jesus...yeah for 7ft dick....yay for your mom....just plain yay....
We've all been there EternalSunshineMan, hope you're not feeling too hungover on bourbon and shitty box wine, and yay for tin openers (especially when I'm stoned!), tuna mayo jacket potato here I come lol! Enjoy your long weekend :)
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Post by: LoveHQ on February 16, 2013, 12:48 pm
i fuckin dreamed about that last night, would be very difficult to handle with that, 7 bfeet?????!!!! o.O O.o