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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: blueveil on February 18, 2013, 07:02 pm
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HELLO!!!!!
Like the thread says I am giving away free mushrooms to those that will help me out. I need reviews of my product in the following link. http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=95294.0
I also need you to post a trip report as well here. http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=95295.0
I am testing out a new shipping method and would like to pass on some fun to those that volunteer. I only need a handful so don't get mad if you are not picked.
Please write a review of why you should receive some free boomers and I will be shipping them to you to try. If you are going to chime in please be a well established forum member and pointing to other trip reports/vendor reviews you have written before couldn't hurt either.
Best Regards,
-BV 8)
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Hey,
I would be more than happy to try out some mushrooms, as well as provide a review of the product. I've been around for quite a while now, and I'm a fairly experienced user of psychedelic drugs, so as far as a fair review goes, I should be able to handle that. Here's two reviews I wrote in the past for Jesusofrave's LSD:
Here's my review of the two blotters of Lotus LSD sent as sample:
I took the acid at 19:15, putting the two blotters in my mouth and swallowing instantly. It wasn't until 21:15 or so that the LSD started to have effect, morphing colours, words and pictures. Some pictures were amazing to look at, and how they interacted with the LSD. Music caused vivid images to appear in my head, washing over me. Breathing felt great too, I know I took deep gasps of air a lot of the time throughout the trip. Some very amazing moments that I can't remember off the top of my head when on the acid with music, a lot of existential questions, things like that.
At about 2:15 in the morning, at this point, I figured I would go outside for a walk at silly o'clock. Lights in the street looked like they moved, colours still bright and vivid. It was raining too, but acid made that nice, even though it was cold and wet.
Eventually, I came back home, at 3:30 or so, and tried to get some sleep. Even here, I was still tripping. I can't quite remember if I was starting to come down from the LSD at this point, but I believe that for the most part, there was a very consistent trip up until this part. Probably more could have been done with the acid, however, I was too tired to continue.
Besides a few vivid images of death, a few batches of panic, the trip was flawless. These few events can't really be attributed to the acid, it was just me thinking about things, and images culminated. I feel like were other drugs such as weed mixed in, then the trip could have been greatly enhanced too, given the potency of the acid, it has a lot of room to become even better.
Fantastic product, can not recommend enough! I'm a fan of Jesus.
A review of the Christ LSD from Jesusofrave.
After about thirty minutes or so after having ate the LSD, effects would kick in. One thing I really enjoyed was spasms of pleasure. Pretty much every motion felt amazing, yawning, stretching, all those kinds of things. There was a lot of typical visuals, with a very clear mind throughout it all, no anxiety or confusion, as can be experienced on LSD. There was a lot of euphoria too, some of the most amazing euphoria I've ever experienced on LSD, even, which was my favourite part of the trip, really, the absolute euphoria that randomly came on.
For the two blotters that I had, the whole trip lasted very long, probably around 9 hours, maybe a bit more. For the most part, it was a very solid trip with a really steady flow, and a great feel throughout. I'd imagine that three of four blotters would make the experience that bit much more amazing, given I was in love with this LSD pretty much the moment it all started to kick in.
This really blew the Lotus LSD out of the water for me. Although the Lotus LSD was amazing as was.
I'm not sure if I can really put anything at fault. In my previous review of the Lotus LSD, there was a bit of a bad vibe at some points, but this wasn't there at all on the Christ LSD. It felt incredibly euphoric given it was just LSD.
I'd highly recommend anyone looking for high quality LSD to try this out. Another incredibly solid product by Jor, and I absolutely loved every bit about it, moreso than anything else thus far.
Here's my Lotus LSD review for a bit of a comparison. Sorry for the scatterbrained reviews, by the way, I'm sure I'm not the only one that finds it difficult to explain trips...
Thanks!
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Im willing to try your shrooms and review them for you. I've reviewed two other vendors shrooms before, along with trip reports. Let me know if you would like me to be one of your reviewers/trip reporters....
Thanks
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I have over 30 transactions
I have tried most psychadelics (apart from some of the newer onces) at least once with more experience with acid than anything.
I would love to sample some shrooms. I have done reviews for acid, mdma, ket, hash and diazepam before. Check my post history. I am also UK based.
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I would love to try some of your shrooms, brother. I have plenty of experience with psychedelics and always leave an honest review for the products I test. 20+ transactions on SR. Thanks.
Check my forum posts for positive reviews.
Here's a couple LSD reviews I've done:
- http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=17740.msg679326#msg679326
- http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=98728.msg721530#msg721530
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I'm an established Reliable Reviewer here on the forum and have been enjoying shrooms many a year now. I have several detailed (and timely!) reviews here if you check my posts. hope I get chosen to review, and either way, welcome to the Road!
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Ok, to start with I'm on Ballz & Blargh's reliable reviewers thread. I have quite a few reviews that I have done for multiple vendors. I've been on SR for well over a year and have over 70 transactions with no auto finalize and less than 1% refund rate. No need to get into money, 70+ purchases, needless to say I've spent thousands. Up til now I've only reviewed weed but I would love to have some good shrooms again. The last time I got them was from Rocker, and I don't need to say any more about that. If you do choose me I will no doubt leave a detailed review for you as well as a trip report. I was just talking about getting some boomers the other day. I would love this opportunity. Regardless of your choice Thank you for doing this. I love to see this stuff and read about it. Either way it'll be fun.
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Hi, I would be interested in sampling your mushrooms. I always leave reviews of any item that I recieve in exchange for a review. I am on the reliable reviewers list and right now I am at baseline, Im pretty sure, its been about 2-3 weeks since I dropped acid.
Here are a few of my reviews:
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My review of mushroomgirls’s golden teachers:
Ok, so Im back from the wild side....
Mushroomgirls GT's are excellent. After totaling my car on Friday the 21st and having to miss the Grateful Dead cover band I was going to see, I was hesitant eat some shrooms, but I did anyways.
I ate 4 grams and my mom ate 3 grams, I ate mine at about 7pm and my mom ate hers ate around10pm after her wine party and all her friends left.
After eating alot of food I ended up not starting to trip for about 2 hours, I think it was because to many of my moms friends were there drinking wine and yapping and I ate to much, I hate eating shrooms on an empty stomach though because I feel like I need the food for energy.
The comeup on these shrooms were typical of any shrooms, kind of uncomfortable, but you know they are working.
I don't usually get many oev unless I eat at least a 1/4oz, and I planned on it, except last minute when all my moms friends were gone she wanted to keep partying and made me give her some.
So, I did have some breathing walls and a crawling floor, but no super bright colors or anything. This was an indoor night trip, I only went outside to smoke, and the bare winter trees looked very cool blowing in the gusts of wind.
While outside smoking I had one of the coolest experiences on I have ever had. I had a conversation with a very large maple tree (actually it is a pin oak, I just went out to smoke) . I was burning a small fire in a fire pit and she says, "That fire comes from me...." I said "thank you very much, I need it right now, im so cold." "I am too" she said. "I have been here a long time and I dont look like much now, but you should see me in the spring, I am beautiful.", the old Oak told me. "Many people don't appreciate you, but I do, and there are lots of people that want to help you and the other trees survive, thank you for everything you provide for us, I cant wait for spring.", is what I told her, she said, "I will see you then."
Now this wasn't a crazy out loud conversation, we were speaking from spirit to spirit, heart to heart. I know this sounds crazy, but I have always had a strong spiritual relationship with nature especially while consuming Psychedelics.
Later on we had some music pumping in the basement and my mom and I danced our asses off all night and found ourselves on the floor laughing our asses off uncontrolably. Music sounded great (usually an an eighth will give me more of an audible trip then visual.). Thank you Bradley Nowell, RIP.
I started to come down earlier than my mom, because I ate them a few hours earlier but I was happy. Instead of a long drawn out comedown, it was almost immediate, I was sober just like that.
I laid on the couch and watched Matilda (what a good movie).
I also have to mention that I took a break every hour or two from the music and just cuddled with my son and played super mario brothers, 3 year olds are so funny when your on mushrooms, lol.
All in all I would highly recommend mushroom girl. I wouldn't say her shrooms are any better than any others I have had before, I mean Cubensis is cubensis is cubensis.
BUT...professional service is outstanding and I believe will set her apart from other venders on SR. From her stealth, to her shipping prices to her prices, she is perfect, (although it was my first order for shrooms on the road), I cant see how it can get any better.
Mushroomgirl, let me know when you get some Penis Envy, I haven't tried those yet but I really want to, thanks, and I hope you all enjoy my review.
Greenturtle
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My review of 1 and 3/4 Maya LSD tabs from Kingdavid:
Good afternoon everybody,
I dont know if yall need all this info, but I want to be thourough. At least try to, Im no profesional by any means, I just want that to be clear.
Ok, so some info on me, Im a 26 year old male, 5' 6", 148lbs, lean.
I woke up this morning at 0400 and at 0630 I ran for an hour and I ran 4 miles, I know slow pace, anyways.
Showered, ate 3 hard boiled eggs, a yogurt and a bannana and got to work by 0900 and sat in class untill 1130. At 1130 I ate lunce, a bologna sandwich, some chips and an apple.
At 1245 I left work, stopped to get some beer and was home by 1300.
1300- Dropped 1 Maya, from Kingdavid, I think they are supposed to be 200ug, but im not sure.
1345- Feeling the Lucy, I feel like I just want to stretch or tighten my muscles kind of getting hard to concentrate on typing. Ill be back.
*just a note, Ive held off on drinking any beer at this point because I want to feel the Lucy and make sure Im not getting alcohol effect. Now, Im ready for a beer...
1400- Still coming up, feel really good though, yawning and stretching out on the couch, I feel like Im melting right into it. My vision is getting a little blurry towards the outside of my field of vision but is still clear towards the front when I focus on something, I dont know if anybody else has experienced that. I will be going outside a little later, beautiful sunny day, maybe about 55-60 degrees out.
1455- Tripping pretty hard now, visual and audio distortions, breathing walls and melting pictures. I decided to eat the other 3/4's of maya that i had left for a total of 1.75 Maya's. So wish me luck, report back soon....
1547- Lots of visuals outside now inside. my son is watching some mario on the computer, I think he is on youtube. sound coming from all artound my head, almost like it is in my eardrum..
My dog, actually looks like feathers, with blue's and reds....I wish you were here.....
1800- Still getting alot of visuals but they are winding down now. At first, you know, slap you in the face type of visuals, now, drawn out,quit type.
I could probably change it up with some music and stuff..im about to go to the store with my wife and son i need some smokes...
1845- Just get back from picking up smokes and some taco bell, wife drove of course... listening to Dave Matthews Band Red Rocks, sounds good, coming down nice...
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My review of Juijitsu’s mushrooms:
Hi,
Ok, so I have received my package and its all good. I did have to sign for it and it really sketched me out, but who wouldnt sign for a package if it showed up at your house? I think it would have been more suspect if I would have turned it away.
Anyways, I have talked about this with JJ and it was an honest mistake, he was willing to make it right by reshipping, and I wish I would have taken him up on his offer now, lol. He asked me what I wanted to do and I said we could just wait and see what happens, I believe he would have refunded my shipping if I had asked, but I wanted to just wait it out and thats what we did, now its all good.
Shipping time-5/5 Super fast, it made it here in 3 days, and perfect timing to for a review tomorrow at a show Im going to.
Shipping method (Service)- 3/5, JJ accidentally put a "certified" sticker on the package instead of a "DCN", which required a signature upon delivery. Like I said before, it was a mistake and I am sure it wont happen again. I have to put this out there though JJ, sorry.
Stealth-5/5 Awesome! It worked out perfect and I was pleasantly surprised. Without giving anything away, I would recommend trying to find a way to use the thing that is supposed to go inside the inner package, JJ you should understand what I am trying to say. Also, some people do not like hand written address labels, I dont know why but, I receive legit packages all the time with hand written labels, so it does not bother me, I would look into that though JJ.
Communication-5/5 We sent a few messages back and forth and I always got a response. As long as the status of my order does not take forever to go in transit I usually dont ask vendors many questions, I almost feel less is more, but if you send JJ a message he will reply. Oh, he also let me know that he made a mistake so I was not surprised when they asked for my signature, that would have been a scary surprise had he not given me a heads up.
Product weight- 10/5 What can i say, it was supposed to be 3.5g and I got 4.2g so thats definitely a plus, thanks JJ.
Product looks- 5/5 Your basic P. Cubensis (GT) they seem to be well cared for, no leftover substrate in the bag, cracker dry, whole fruits and minimal bruising. There is no funky moldy smells either, very fresh. Everything looks to be in order.
Product Potency-10/10
Thats all, Ill be testing tommorow night and I will update this thread on Monday, possibly that night though when I get back to my hotel room.
*UPDATE*
Ok, so I got a chanch to try out JJ's product and I must say that they were some bomb ass shrooms.
At around 10:15PM I went into the bathroom of the club that I was in and I ate the whole 4.2g bag. They didnt have a bad flavor at all and I was able to keep everything down by chasing it with a beer.
The band that was playing is one of my favorites so I knew I would have a good time. About a half hour later I began getting the yawns and started feeling very anxious, I needed to get outside, get some fresh air and smoke a cigarette.
By the time I made it through the crowd and I got outside I was tripping balls. On the way down the 3 flights of stairs the wooden stairs where twisting and the wood grain was swirling all around. I felt as though I was walking on a cloud, like I was sinking into the floor. As soon as I opened the door I took a deep breath of fresh air and stepped outside and everybody was staring at me. It freaked me out a little bit but I knew I was just tripping.
I lit my ciggarette and saw somebody else with big ass pupils and we started talking, come to find out he was on 800ug's of L, so I asked him if he wanted to smoke a bowl. He told me I was his new best friend, lol. After smoking my wife and I go back inside, all the way up 3 flights of stairs, no worries though, I have tons of energy at this point.
Once we get back to the show, Im now like 2 hours into this trip and I feel a peek coming on. Listening to the music I was able to feel the bass running through the floor and up my body and reverberating in my chest, I had to move forward. Walking towards the front of the crowd I ffelt as though everyone noticed me coming and the crowd split right in half for me. I made it to the front and the light show was beautiful, but I couldnt stay long it was so freaking hot in that place.
I moved back to the back and I saw my friend I had met and he was tripping balls too. We started discussing music festivals and the conversations soon turned into incoherent blah, blah, blah, so I went outside to smoke again. The fresh cool air felt wonderful and it was a relieve to sip my beer and smoke a cigarette.
Back inside the artwork on the walls was bending and the walls where breathing, pretty common with hallucinogens. After the show ended at around 1:00AM I knew I had to go down to the bar and drink as much as I could if I was going to get any sleep that night. I bought a bucket of budlight and I was so damn thirsty I just started chugging them down, by 2:00Am I had my beer gone and I bought bought a few beers to go. We left the bar and headed to the hotel room.
Upon arriving to the hotel room I took a shower and drank a few beers, it was one of the best showers I ever had. Then I laid in bed because I wanted to close my eyes and get some CEV. WOW, is all I could say, for the next two hours I had amazing visuals. Alot of shapes and Gods and Goddesses. Animals and Native Americans hunting , tribal images, just lots of crazy stuff in like flashing green, red, yellow, orange and blue.
I finally fell asleep at around 4:00Am and I slept until 10:00AM and when I woke up I felt amazing. I was able to eat a full breakfast, clean up my hotel room and check out and I still feel great.
I would recommend anyone who likes mushrooms to give jujitsu a Chance, you will not be disappointed.
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Sorry for the long ass post,
GT
ETA: Breaks added for easier reading.
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pick me pick me! Just kidding. Can I just buy some product from you and get some of the free samples as well in return? Detailed reviews will be left...
edit: just noticed you do not have anything listed. Well then, I've grown for many years all different types and am well versed in testing batches. send me your bit coin address and I'll gladly pay for shipping :) . I know when I did samples back in the day the fees were a major p.i.t.a.
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I got great stats and i'm well known for my reviews. I would love to sample your product if you are kind enough.
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I'm not some amazing hero member but I am an honest member of this community. I love me some shrooms and have ample time to write a detailed review. I'll provide my purchasing stats upon request and/or whatever other information you want (within reason). At the very bottom of this page is kind a trip report/looking for advice post by me: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=79748.msg721005#msg721005
This is me giving it a shot because I can't win unless I try.
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Hey I've been around SR for about 1 year and 11 months now and have been an active member throughout that entire time ordering many items ranging from software to numerous hard drugs. I have flawless purchasing stats and have done a few reviews during my time here. I've done almost every mainstream drug excluding ketamine and have done quite a number of research chemicals as well so I have a pretty good drug resume behind me. Shrooms specifically are my favorite psychedelic as they are more relaxed body wise but still really strong in my mind and vision. I have been doing shrooms for about 3 years now and have tried over 5 strains including dried, wet, and baked chocolate bars both off of SR and in person.
My Purchasing Stats:
Total transactions: 105
Total spent: $4093.05
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year
Links to previous reviews(that I can find in my recent post history):
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=98728.msg756496#msg756496
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=6602.msg61332#msg61332
I live in the US of A and have never had any problems with shipping. I would love to review your shrooms so shoot me a PM on here or the main site.
Thanks for your time, NS
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Hello I have did reviews for vendors like XTCEXPRESS, ROSESGARDEN, USAShroomz, PurpleLotus, Cimicon, and TheScurvyCrew. I am currently waiting on Mr.Humboldts bud to come in so I can review that as well. I am not going to leave you paragraphs of why you should select me for the free sample, I will let you know I have a strong forum presence and I am very familiar with the SR community and vice versa. If you would like an honest review from a US customer let me know!
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Hello I would be more than happy to review your product I love shrooms
Recent purchasing statistics
Total transactions: 58
Total spent: $1344.71
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year
Thanks and I hope to hear from you soon
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I forgot to add my stats.
Total transactions: 94
Total spent: $2948.21
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 11 months
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Yo,
I'd like a shot at a sample. The reason I'm asking is because I've only done shrooms once before and I didn't enjoy them, they were either weak or I was in a bad setting. They actually made me kind of sick. The reason I want your sample is because if I had a bad experience before and I have a good experience off yours, that'll be pretty convincing to others that you have a good product. Also, for people who are new to shrooms / deciding if they want to do them, my review might convince them do to so. I've written reviews in the past, a few, and although I'm new here, I'm active. My stats in my signature aren't current, I think I've spent like a couple hundred more than that now.
Just one thing, I can't do these quite yet. The soonest I'd be able to receive this at my drop point is the 2nd week of March and sampling around that same time. Let me know what you think.