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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: jshizzle23 on February 17, 2013, 06:10 am

Title: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: jshizzle23 on February 17, 2013, 06:10 am
I sure wish I could click a few buttons and have a whore show up to my address - with little worry of LE involvement...

Any ideas?
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: dirtybiscuitzz718 on February 17, 2013, 06:44 am
Backpage dude
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: jshizzle23 on February 17, 2013, 06:52 am
Ya - I guess backpage - here's my ad: "I'm looking for a very particular whore - one that will hang out with me when I've got a good mixture of MDMA and 2CB, who won't want any of it, but will still take care of all of my fucked up desires which may include : simply talking to me, back rubs, shaving/cleaning me, maybe a hottub?  Among other things - and it's probably going to be going on for at least 4-6 hours, maybe more...  will you take BTC?  -- Sincerely, jshizzle23"

Think that'd work?
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: blackfedora on February 17, 2013, 06:56 am
sure pm ur addy im totally a real hooker not LE  ;)  8)
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: Heizenberg on February 17, 2013, 06:17 pm
Shit man give me money and I'll be anything you want me to! I'll even bring chips ahoy cookies!
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: gambino on February 17, 2013, 10:03 pm
Ya - I guess backpage - here's my ad: "I'm looking for a very particular whore - one that will hang out with me when I've got a good mixture of MDMA and 2CB, who won't want any of it, but will still take care of all of my fucked up desires which may include : simply talking to me, back rubs, shaving/cleaning me, maybe a hottub?  Among other things - and it's probably going to be going on for at least 4-6 hours, maybe more...  will you take BTC?  -- Sincerely, jshizzle23"

Think that'd work?

Except for the bitcoin part, there's plenty of hookers where I'm from who would love to take that gig.
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: Namarrg0n on February 17, 2013, 11:55 pm
I sure wish I could click a few buttons and have a whore show up to my address - with little worry of LE involvement...

Any ideas?

Sounds like the LE just adds a little spice to the hooker-business^^
Well both parties would have to send the other one like a hit acid which is safe and proofs the others not-a-cop identity. Well....not worth the effort, is it?
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: Ahoyhoy on February 18, 2013, 12:22 am


Listen dipshits. You don't need the secrecy of Tor to buy a hooker online. You use an escort web site. If you are a cheap bastard and can only afford some crack whore then you're gonna have to go on the street to find one and then you become a John and that's illegal.

You can look up a classy woman on an escort site and she can be round your place munching on your dick in a couple of hours if you're lucky.
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 18, 2013, 09:37 pm
if you find a sex worker willing to come to your house you got the dumbest most desperate junkie around or LE. that could so easily be any kind of ambush for her. there are brothels aplenty around most cities if you know the right people and places. good escort agencies vet the johns before they get near the ladies.
what you need is a sex and drug loving booty call. unfortunately this is where social skills come into play. try forming real life relationships gradually and work from there. it helps if you are generally clean and not creepy. or hang around crack whores.
the whole reckless online hookup is more popularly a gay guy thing. maybe give that a try. forgive me if this is just a stereotype but some are very fond of ghb and meth. sure do love some cock though. ;)
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: XXXotica on February 19, 2013, 10:44 pm


Listen dipshits. You don't need the secrecy of Tor to buy a hooker online. You use an escort web site. If you are a cheap bastard and can only afford some crack whore then you're gonna have to go on the street to find one and then you become a John and that's illegal.

You can look up a classy woman on an escort site and she can be round your place munching on your dick in a couple of hours if you're lucky.

+1
The last sentence made me laugh so hard
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: Buster39 on February 20, 2013, 03:50 am
Try pletny of fish, its free and there is tons of whores.


make a profile- I like to roll wanna join me. I know you dont wanna give your drugs to anyone else but why not if your gonna pay a hooker. Id rather give a girl some Molly the give a hooker a hundo.

If not try backpage.
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: TrashBox on February 20, 2013, 04:45 am
Try one of those websites for cheating married people. The chicks on there are all looking for no strings attached sex. PLUS you won't have to listen to all the wedding/baby/monogamy crap because her husband already does.
Title: Re: We need a WHORE/HOOKER version of SR...
Post by: revolvshun on February 24, 2013, 10:47 pm
great idea but all the hookers will probably ask you to FE....
or maybe you can stay in ESCROW till your in da HOLE....