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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: DoktаLockeEyeQue on April 06, 2013, 08:46 pm

Title: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: DoktаLockeEyeQue on April 06, 2013, 08:46 pm
I have to figure out how to beat my parents to the mailbox. Ideas? :D
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Northwest Nuggets on April 06, 2013, 08:55 pm
How old are you?
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: tree on April 06, 2013, 09:01 pm
I'd get drugs sent in letters and not in parcels, for one. I don't think your parents would open letters. You could also start getting the mail every morning, and not just when you're expecting your stuff, that way it'd be a habit and it won't look suspicious to your parents.
You could also order them to another place, like a friend's house (only if he agrees!) or a PO box.. Maybe send yourself letters before your order arrives so that you have kind of a cover-story if your parents ask why you get mail from someone they don't know of I guess.. You could even send yourself parcels or order a lot on ebay to make them less suspicious about those. That's what I'd do at least.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: angel555 on April 06, 2013, 09:04 pm
Even if they got there first does that even mean they'll open your mail?
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: donatto on April 06, 2013, 09:06 pm
Just rush into the box, rofl
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: BreakingBad123 on April 06, 2013, 09:13 pm
Order a few cheap (but vaguely useful) bits from ebay/amazon. So they're used to little things arriving for you. See what they do with it and see if they ask what it is. Using this you can gauge how viable having drugs delivered is.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Steelo on April 06, 2013, 09:50 pm
Work out an avaerage time that the mailman comes and then go for a jog at that time every morning, or a walk or whatever. Then you could intercept him and your parents wouldn't know you had any mail whatsoever.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: 2xist on April 06, 2013, 10:26 pm
50 posts
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: marthastewarthereforyou on April 06, 2013, 10:33 pm
please tell me your over 14 yrs old at least.... than I'll tell you how
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Gаtillac on April 24, 2013, 11:19 pm
pay the mailman
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: fernieburnie123 on April 24, 2013, 11:27 pm
give your parents a quasi lethal amount of melatonin roughly 9 hrs before your package comes.
or you could mail yourself some shiz/sign up for mailing lists like someone said earlier so its normal that you receive mail.
I'm sure they won't open your mail if you make it clear to them how much you like opening your own mail...
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: zeitgeist on April 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
This is pathetic.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Bill Paxton on April 24, 2013, 11:52 pm
This is pathetic.

No shit!!!   How old are you kid??  Just go ahead and tell us its not like you're going to get banned or vender's won't sell to you..

I'm assuming you already have something on the way and your dumb ass is thinking about this potential problem all too late.

What others suggested about ordering cheap packages from ebay/amazon is a good idea so that your folks get used to you getting things sent to you.

Another idea is to tell your folks you want to start doing more around the house and apologize for being such a lazy shit.  Along with taking out the garbage, cleaning the pee stains off your toilet, go ahead and add going to get the mail as well. 

You could tell them you ordered one of them a birthday/father's day gift (some kind of gift) but if they see the packaging/where it came from they'll know instantly what it is so you need to get the mail to avoid them ruining the surprise for themselfs. (by the way if you do this, you sure as shit better get them a present LOL)

If you're in school during the day and your folks are at home/getting the mail while you're gone, well you're pretty much fucked.  Again, you may want to try the "I have a present/surprise coming for you so don't open my mail or you'll ruin it". 

Also you could tell them that you ordered some old time film negatives for a girl at school who you like (you'd want to say that you ordered large format negatives which are big, like 10x the size of a 35mm).  Tell them that they're for an old large format camera her grandfather gave her.  Inform them that they can't open the package because you don't want the negatives exposed to light (it will ruin them)... Any parent will vaguely relate to this as they all know what film is.  Also they may sympathize with the girlfriend bit.  If you're young and know how to use tor/get BTC/use silk road you're probably some pimply over weight gamer who would never have a girlfriend but it was just a suggestion. (sorry I had to go there).

Good luck JR.  Stay away from opiates/herion and I'd suggest staying away from cocaine as well.  Other than that BE SAFE, DON"T DRIVE FUCKED UP. 

-Bill Paxton (trick love the kids)
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: sofish89 on April 24, 2013, 11:55 pm
I dont know if i told my dad there was a package full of pics of a girl i like he'd assume i mean nude ones and would run straight for the pack to try to see them lol
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: whatisDrugs on April 25, 2013, 12:20 am
Definitely be careful and I agree with those who said you should make a habit of getting the mail every day so it seems normal and not suspicious. Maybe subscribe to a magazine or two and definitely order some random cheap stuff from sites like amazon or ebay so that you have random stuff coming and can always say, "Oh it was just ____."

If you keep some little trinkets laying around like new headphones and books, cds, little junk like action figures or whatever. Make it plausible and don't be too nervous or excited when the mail comes because that is usually what gets other people's attention if you are trying to be discreet about it.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: titsmcgee123 on April 25, 2013, 12:29 am
SHIT IN THEIR EYES AND FUCK THEM IN THEIR ASS
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: gunitbot6 on April 25, 2013, 12:42 am
Give them a lethal dose of ricin, BAMMMM problem solved.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Don Domelo on April 25, 2013, 12:57 am
What are you, 12? If you're worried about your parents intercepting and opening your mail, you probably shouldn't be on SR.

This also probably means you're a minor. In which case, if you get caught, your parents are also in trouble too. Keep that in mind.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: FIDBMG on April 25, 2013, 01:00 am
Order when your parents are dead? This is so wrong on so many levels, even though I know (pray) it's just a troll.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 25, 2013, 01:10 am
Kill parents
Receive mail.
Easy.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: titsmcgee123 on April 25, 2013, 01:12 am
Kill parents
Receive mail.
Easy.

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: foreverfloyd on April 25, 2013, 01:14 am
My english sucks,

how old are you?
sounds like a child.
And some things can be bad for a unmature mind.
I  believe.

And you also should know at what time the mailman go near your place, so wait there doing something, but have some
back storie to tell your parents, in case they show up and ask, whats in there?

Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Astrona on April 25, 2013, 01:20 am
all it takes is being mature enough for your parents to not feel the need to check your mail. i myself am only just turned 19 and have ordered a few packages when i was as young as 17 (although not from SR) but even then they sat on the table all day while im at work with not as much as second guess on the nature of my letters.
if you're not mature enough for your parents to trust your decisions then you're almost definitely not old enough to be ordering, however someone who is able to figure out how to reach SR and do everything necessary in order to be in a position of ordering should be at least intelligent enough for his parents to trust him.
however if you dont have the kind of parents who will see that you're definitely not in a position of ordering.
Also, only order letters. if you dont already have one a bank account could help with the fact they frequently send statements and/or news.
either way, SR is definitely not a place for minors! if i had my hands on this when i was 15 i would be twice as fucked up as i already am so if you are young, just think about it. its like the keys to heaven and hell at the same time.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Bill Paxton on April 25, 2013, 01:21 am
I dont know if i told my dad there was a package full of pics of a girl i like he'd assume i mean nude ones and would run straight for the pack to try to see them lol

You either didn't process what I wrote or you're very young (or just stupid)... I was saying to tell them that you have (blank) film negatives for a camera coming.  You cannot expose film negatives to light or it ruins them. When you take a photo, the light hits the negative and imprints what its exposed to, leaving you with a photo...  If somebody has an old camera that takes film they will be using negatives. Large format camera's take large format negatives.

Tell them that you've ordered film negatives for a friend to use in their old camera that was given to them by somebody (or that they are a hobbyist who has started expermenting with large format film... Ansel Adams used all large format film negatives). large format allows you to blow up the images to be absolutely HUGE without loosing resolution.   Tell them they (your friend who is a girl) do photography as a hobby and large format negatives are hard to find/buy (which they are)...  You ordered the large format negatives for them to use as a gift. tell them you're not sure how its packaged so you're worried if you open it up incorrectly you could ruin the negative by exposing it to light.  Does this make sense?

This way you can not only have them not open the package, but it will give you a cover story as to why you're not opening it AND as to why you're taking the package away from the house.  I suggested using a girl as cover because your parents will be more understanding and probably happy that your computer-gaming cheeto eating soda drinking pimply ass is actually talking to a girl.

Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: titsmcgee123 on April 25, 2013, 01:23 am
DONT BE A PUSSY AND JUST SAY STRAIGHT UP YO POPS I GOT SOME HEROIN COMING IN THE MAIL, DONT OPEN MY SHIT OR I WILL RAPE YOUR WIFE
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: DoktаLockeEyeQue on April 25, 2013, 01:28 am
give your parents a quasi lethal amount of melatonin roughly 9 hrs before your package comes.
or you could mail yourself some shiz/sign up for mailing lists like someone said earlier so its normal that you receive mail.
I'm sure they won't open your mail if you make it clear to them how much you like opening your own mail...
Where do I get melatonin and how much do I need? Do I need a scale? I'm 11 and a half years old.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: foreverfloyd on April 25, 2013, 01:29 am
Better find a storie to explain what comes after taking the drug you order
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: titsmcgee123 on April 25, 2013, 01:32 am
YOU CAN JUST SEND ME A PM AND ILL TAKE THEM ON A NICE VACATION FOR A FEW WEEKS/FOREVER, WHICHEVER YOU PERFER
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Astrona on April 25, 2013, 01:33 am
I dont know if i told my dad there was a package full of pics of a girl i like he'd assume i mean nude ones and would run straight for the pack to try to see them lol

You either didn't process what I wrote or you're very young (or just stupid)... I was saying to tell them that you have (blank) film negatives for a camera coming.  You cannot expose film negatives to light or it ruins them. When you take a photo, the light hits the negative and imprints what its exposed to, leaving you with a photo...  If somebody has an old camera that takes film they will be using negatives. Large format camera's take large format negatives.

Tell them that you've ordered film negatives for a friend to use in their old camera that was given to them by somebody (or that they are a hobbyist who has started expermenting with large format film... Ansel Adams used all large format film negatives). large format allows you to blow up the images to be absolutely HUGE without loosing resolution.   Tell them they (your friend who is a girl) do photography as a hobby and large format negatives are hard to find/buy (which they are)...  You ordered the large format negatives for them to use as a gift. tell them you're not sure how its packaged so you're worried if you open it up incorrectly you could ruin the negative by exposing it to light.  Does this make sense?

This way you can not only have them not open the package, but it will give you a cover story as to why you're not opening it AND as to why you're taking the package away from the house.  I suggested using a girl as cover because your parents will be more understanding and probably happy that your computer-gaming cheeto eating soda drinking pimply ass is actually talking to a girl.

This guy knows what he's talking about. An elaborate back story is effective if you can keep it going and make sure you can recite the information naturally. the only thing that will give your package away will be yourself unless you order off a vendor with little to no packaging skills in which case your parents are probably going to be fined a lot of money and you may be sent to a juvenile detention center.

Have fun.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: titsmcgee123 on April 25, 2013, 01:37 am
FUCK JEWS
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: PanMan123 on April 25, 2013, 01:46 am
I to used to worry about this then one day i said fuck it and ordered something (Not on silkroad) and they didn't open it. They have never opened a single letter or package that has come for me in the mail. What i would worry about is if you get a slip telling you go to the the post office and your parents grab it and go sign for your drugs.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: titsmcgee123 on April 25, 2013, 01:54 am
kick em in the nuts
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: CrackerJackoBacko on April 25, 2013, 02:10 am
Let us know if you died
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Leukart on April 25, 2013, 02:13 am
25 micrograms per kilogram should do the trick! :)
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: CrackerJackoBacko on April 25, 2013, 02:17 am
kick em in the nuts

this
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Don Domelo on April 25, 2013, 03:25 am
Also, only order letters. if you dont already have one a bank account could help with the fact they frequently send statements and/or news.
either way, SR is definitely not a place for minors! if i had my hands on this when i was 15 i would be twice as fucked up as i already am so if you are young, just think about it. its like the keys to heaven and hell at the same time.

Couldn't agree more. I'm all for legalization of most drugs and all, but there is something to be said about brain development. Your brain doesn't stop developing until your early 20s or so (this is often the rationale given for the drinking age of 21 in the US). Drugs can fuck with that. Not to mention that the last parts to fully develop are the ones in charge of things like decision-making, which is why a lot of teens are impulsive and don't make the best choices.

Obviously, do what you want, kid. Just know the consequences (well that goes for everybody, but whatever).
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: chow on April 25, 2013, 04:26 am
Do not try and beat your parents to the mailbox. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth...

get your own mailbox
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Bill Paxton on April 25, 2013, 01:49 pm
This thread is priceless!!!
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: Leolo on April 25, 2013, 02:22 pm
As has already been mentioned here: Just order some cheap junk from dealextreme.com

Have your parents get used to receiving international packages. They won't see anything suspicious.

Most Silk Road sellers package their good to be indistinguishable from regular business mail. They're really stealthy.

Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: jizzmasterzero on April 25, 2013, 03:04 pm
The only time I ever worried about my parents figuring out I was using drugs was when I still lived with them and my mom did my laundry. On occasions I would forget there was empty heroin stamp bag in my pants pockets. She never discovered them thankfully.... but I did loose a few bags of weed that way.

>_<
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: DoktаLockeEyeQue on June 08, 2013, 04:33 am
I STARTED ORDERING CHEAP STUFF ONLINE AND GETTING THE MAIL OH MY GOD I GOT MY GRAM OF MDPV AND SNORTED SOME THREE TIMES TODAY I FEEL SO ALIVE WHEN DOES THE FEELINGS STOP?
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: piratesam on June 08, 2013, 04:50 am
If you have to worry about you're parents getting you're drugs before you then just GTFO of the SR. Stop doing drugs and go back to school.
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: DoktаLockeEyeQue on June 08, 2013, 04:53 am
BUT WHEN DOES IT STOP? HOW LONG?
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: mbius298074 on June 08, 2013, 07:54 am
I have to figure out how to beat my parents to the mailbox. Ideas? :D

open it before them?
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: DoktаLockeEyeQue on June 11, 2013, 09:04 am
Omg mdpv is great for jerking off! I watched porn for 6 hours!
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: God Damn Bats on June 11, 2013, 09:09 am
This forum does seem to contain a few roasters :D
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: theweeman on June 11, 2013, 09:18 am
i think your at it pal , if you need to ask this question you should not be on silk road , but something tells me your full of shit .
by the way if you keep wanking you will go blind
Title: Re: how to get the mail before my parents
Post by: sterdybirdy on June 11, 2013, 09:48 am
Good suggestions here, just make sure you think things through ahead of time seems to be the theme with everything