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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: jshizzle23 on February 17, 2013, 06:10 am
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I sure wish I could click a few buttons and have a whore show up to my address - with little worry of LE involvement...
Any ideas?
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Backpage dude
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Ya - I guess backpage - here's my ad: "I'm looking for a very particular whore - one that will hang out with me when I've got a good mixture of MDMA and 2CB, who won't want any of it, but will still take care of all of my fucked up desires which may include : simply talking to me, back rubs, shaving/cleaning me, maybe a hottub? Among other things - and it's probably going to be going on for at least 4-6 hours, maybe more... will you take BTC? -- Sincerely, jshizzle23"
Think that'd work?
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sure pm ur addy im totally a real hooker not LE ;) 8)
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Shit man give me money and I'll be anything you want me to! I'll even bring chips ahoy cookies!
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Ya - I guess backpage - here's my ad: "I'm looking for a very particular whore - one that will hang out with me when I've got a good mixture of MDMA and 2CB, who won't want any of it, but will still take care of all of my fucked up desires which may include : simply talking to me, back rubs, shaving/cleaning me, maybe a hottub? Among other things - and it's probably going to be going on for at least 4-6 hours, maybe more... will you take BTC? -- Sincerely, jshizzle23"
Think that'd work?
Except for the bitcoin part, there's plenty of hookers where I'm from who would love to take that gig.
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I sure wish I could click a few buttons and have a whore show up to my address - with little worry of LE involvement...
Any ideas?
Sounds like the LE just adds a little spice to the hooker-business^^
Well both parties would have to send the other one like a hit acid which is safe and proofs the others not-a-cop identity. Well....not worth the effort, is it?
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Listen dipshits. You don't need the secrecy of Tor to buy a hooker online. You use an escort web site. If you are a cheap bastard and can only afford some crack whore then you're gonna have to go on the street to find one and then you become a John and that's illegal.
You can look up a classy woman on an escort site and she can be round your place munching on your dick in a couple of hours if you're lucky.
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if you find a sex worker willing to come to your house you got the dumbest most desperate junkie around or LE. that could so easily be any kind of ambush for her. there are brothels aplenty around most cities if you know the right people and places. good escort agencies vet the johns before they get near the ladies.
what you need is a sex and drug loving booty call. unfortunately this is where social skills come into play. try forming real life relationships gradually and work from there. it helps if you are generally clean and not creepy. or hang around crack whores.
the whole reckless online hookup is more popularly a gay guy thing. maybe give that a try. forgive me if this is just a stereotype but some are very fond of ghb and meth. sure do love some cock though. ;)
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Listen dipshits. You don't need the secrecy of Tor to buy a hooker online. You use an escort web site. If you are a cheap bastard and can only afford some crack whore then you're gonna have to go on the street to find one and then you become a John and that's illegal.
You can look up a classy woman on an escort site and she can be round your place munching on your dick in a couple of hours if you're lucky.
+1
The last sentence made me laugh so hard
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Try pletny of fish, its free and there is tons of whores.
make a profile- I like to roll wanna join me. I know you dont wanna give your drugs to anyone else but why not if your gonna pay a hooker. Id rather give a girl some Molly the give a hooker a hundo.
If not try backpage.
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Try one of those websites for cheating married people. The chicks on there are all looking for no strings attached sex. PLUS you won't have to listen to all the wedding/baby/monogamy crap because her husband already does.
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great idea but all the hookers will probably ask you to FE....
or maybe you can stay in ESCROW till your in da HOLE....