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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: jpisbetterthanme on February 04, 2012, 03:42 am

Title: A Quasi-Mathematical Inquiry Concerning Potential Threat (aka NERRRDDDDDSS!!!!)
Post by: jpisbetterthanme on February 04, 2012, 03:42 am
You people are friggin NERRRRDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise how would you be able to see this?! NERRRDDSS!!

Inappropriate affect::     :'(



Now, since you are all NERRRDDSSS (and I'm totally not) I have a question I shall put in mathematical terms THUSLY:::::::::


OMG.FREE.DRUGS + OMG.DISCOUNTED.DRUGS + OMG.STUPIDLY.RIDICULOUSLY.CRAZILY.CHEAPLY.GOOD.DEALS  = Buyers.Market.FTW

OMG.EVERYONE.IS.A.FRIGGIN.SCAMMER  + OMG.I.WONDER.IF.ANY.PREVIOUSLY.REPUTABLE.DEALERS.ARE.GOING.TO.TAKE.THE.MONEY.AND.RUN   =  Sellers.Market.FU

OMG.GUNS.HIDE.THE.CHILDREN + OMG.GAWKER.ARTICLE.HIDE.THE.EVERYTHING + OMG.LEO.IS.WATCHING.ME   + Sellers.Market.FU = Possibly.Justified.Paranoia


Buyers.Market.FTW =====>> "Thank you for your order! Open Orders: 2,915"

"Thank you for your order! Open Orders: 2,916" = Stock.The.Dope.Drawer     (One more order placed between last line and this one . . . . )

Possibly.Justified.Paranoia + Stock.The.Dope.Drawer = Compounded.Paranoia, defined as:
-How much of the $2million I just spent on SR is going to simply be taken in a scam (the "SOL Lament")
-Is it a friggin'terrrrrrriible idea to have several unknown felons ship me several felonies over the course of several days? Will that make my mailman (who wears a woman costume and is therefore already obviously an undercover cop) think - for some reason - I'm getting lots of shady shit in the mail? (the "Questionable-Gender-Mail-Carrier-Parcel Dichotomy in Two Parts")
-Since the US government saw the Gawker article and devoted the entirety of the federal budget to catching me (just me) and (somehow) destroying the (anonymous) deep (not really) web (interconnected tubes) drug (and gun, though guns are obviously all placed by LEOs) trade (scammer collective), shouldn't it follow - necessarily - that as the number of transactions increases, the likelihood that the Muscleheads With Guns Sticks and Dogs (KGB) will show up at my door and lock me in a rape-cage for the remainder of my life?


Please show your work.








VVVVVVVVVVVV  THIS!!!   VVVVVVVVVVVVV
tl;dr version: Is it a turribull idea to go nuts on SR during the sale?
^^^^^^^^^   THAT!!!   ^^^^^^^^^^^





....... wtf why didn't I just say that? ..... friggin' nerds! 


/////takes your lunch money/////


///turns your lunch money into completely untraceable anonymous hacker/terrorist currency, or whatever that one article called BTC///



///buys drugs, paranoia///