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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: moonbear2 on March 13, 2012, 01:56 am
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Today at school I waited anxiously to get out of 1st bell. At first it was bearable. But like a sickness, it came in waves of pain. I hadn't pooped since thursday, it was monday...
I began sweating badly. I tightened my butthole to keep it from coming out. I accidentally farted. "Taco bell?" My teacher said. Everyone laughed. Just then I felt it. Like labor, ir just started contracting. I ran to the bathroom. I farted running past a black girl. She said "He fawted i'm gonna bawf!"I made it to the bathroom a little late. Poop was on my boxers, but not down my leg. I took three whoppin' lumpy loggers. They actually stretched my buthole so wide I grunted loudly i pain. A guy walked in, smelled it, and left quickly without a word. How embarresing!
I went through the day smelling like poop.
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obvious troll is obvious
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FIRST!