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Discussion => Security => Topic started by: slip on January 04, 2013, 09:44 pm

Title: Stopped by cops
Post by: slip on January 04, 2013, 09:44 pm
Hi everybody. Got busted with a silkroad purchase today by the cops.

I still had it in its envelope from the vendar called -name removed by SRadmin-.

There woz 2 policeman there.
The 1st policeman grabbed me by my nose and pulled me into the back seats of my car.
He found a bong as he was pushing me into the car.
He forced me to do a bong with the crack that was in the package.

He then said "I don't smoke crack boy, and neither should you!"
I said that I normally only smoke meth and weed and that I was sorry.
The cop then said "that is cool boy. I also smoke meth and weed. Tell me about this silkroad that you talk so avidly of"

So long story short , I ended up telling this cop how to buy his meth and weed of the SR.

He was very happy and the other cop that he was with was a senior officer and he granted me immunity to any arrests EVER again!
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: Jopular on January 04, 2013, 10:28 pm
WTF U ON Slip!

That shit might just happen in the ixie dixie fucking loony land that you obviously live in.

Not here in England or USA though,   jeez!
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: RadioDog on January 04, 2013, 11:01 pm
This happens to me all the time. 8)
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: Jopular on January 04, 2013, 11:03 pm
Stop all this madness!

This only happens in lala-land.
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: Jopular on January 04, 2013, 11:06 pm
You'll be telling us next that the sky is made of blue and that the flowers grow upside down in Australia!
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: skitzo on January 04, 2013, 11:13 pm
this shit isnt even funny. gtfo
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: Jopular on January 04, 2013, 11:16 pm
I don't believe what you say is true. Unless it all happened on like Planet hoola-hoop.
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: Jopular on January 04, 2013, 11:19 pm
Man you have to be careful. Cops wouldn't do this. They would arrest you!
Well some might but they wouldn't tell you they did!
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: Jopular on January 04, 2013, 11:21 pm
Cops will not let you off with crack. Or really anything else for that matter (unless you are really very lucky).
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: Jopular on January 04, 2013, 11:24 pm
I have seen cops pass by weed once when they had more important things on their mind, probably rare for it to happen.    BUT CRACK. OMFG.
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: sourman on January 04, 2013, 11:56 pm
Those weren't cops. Sometimes that vendor hand delivers packages before "raiding" the house and leaving with your shit. You're lucky he didn't rape you... or is that something you conveniently left out?
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 04, 2013, 11:56 pm
I CALL BS!!! UNLESS THEY JUST WERNT COPS AT ALL AND WERE FUCKING WITH YOU...YOUR LYING THOUGH..stop being a lying looser troll and get back to your parents basement where u have thousands of $ in computer stuff and all u do is isolate yourself until u show signs of life when u see the mail man walk by..lol..get a life beyond the internet dude..
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: sourman on January 05, 2013, 12:00 am
Data Encryption Secure Erase

Recently, 2.5-inch hard disk drives for laptop computers have been introduced which encrypt user data before recording -- internal full data encryption. Such drives provide protection of data should the laptop or drive be lost or stolen, and even provide high protection from forensic data recovery. These drives also offer a new, instantaneous way to sanitize data on a hard disk drive -- by securely discarding the encryption key.

Why encrypt data at rest in drives instead of in computers, such as by user application programs that access the data? Because computer level data encryption defeats the purpose of many important data management functions, such as incremental backup, continuous data protection, data compression, de-duplication, virtualization, archiving, content addressable storage, advanced routing, and thin provisioning. Defeating these operations causes significant penalties to enterprise storage companies in data access speed and cost. Each of these operations exploits the structure of user data, and needs to inspect the data. They become inefficient or nonfunctional if the data has been randomized by encryption. For example, data compression ratios may fall from more than 2:1 to less than 1:1, because compressing random data can expand it instead. De-duplication won't find identical data sets if they are encrypted by different users.

Computer level encryption could be employed with in-drive encryption as well, the double encryption does no harm and provides additional security. In-drive encryption can relieve encryption key management problems inherent in removable storage, like laptop disk drives or tape backups. In fact, hardware-based tape drive encryption may become widespread 11 by 2007 due to widely publicized losses of backup tape reels containing identity theft data on millions of people.

Full Disk Encryption (FDE) Enhanced Secure Erase (FDE-SE), securely changes the internal drive encryption key, to render encrypted user data on disk indecipherable. This is enabled via the Enhanced SE command in the present ATA ANSI specs. FDE SE encryption needs to be tested for protection against advanced forensic analysis. The results will determine the erasure security data level -- Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, or higher. The US Commerce Department prohibits most 256-bit and higher encryption export overseas, limiting FDE E-SE to AES-128-bit encryption (since disk
drives are a global industry).

AES-256 bit encryption in FDE drives could allow FDE SE at a somewhat higher security level. Note that a FDE E-SE operation amounts to double AES-128, because the data encrypted by the discarded key is decrypted by the new key, and AES is a symmetric encryption scheme. It would appear that a brute force attack on double AES-128 requires
the same computational effort as single AES-256. For paranoid-level security, the cypt-text in an FDE disk drive could be eliminated by a Normal OW SE done after the FDE E-SE.

An open industry standard for FDE is being worked on by the Trusted Computing Group overall specification (the Storage Working Group in trustedcomputinggroup.org). Drive members of the TCG include Seagate, HGST, Fujitsu and WD. SE via encryption may be included, consistent with the ANSI open standards for ATA drives (t13.org). CMRR has begun testing FDE-SE drives. They take less than 15 milliseconds to complete an Enhanced SE; while a 750 GB ATA-interface HDD can take over an hour to erase using conventional Secure Erase (or many hours using external overwrite software).

Computer Forensics Data Recovery

Forensics recovery uses exotic data recovery techniques by experts with advanced equipment. Its normal purpose is to recover data from failed hard disk drives, and for legal discovery. Forensic companies can successfully recover unerased but protected data in a disk drive using electronic instrumentation. However, the secure erase commands discussed above erase all user data on the disk drive beyond physical disk drive forensic recovery. Drives old enough to permit such attack are too old to have the Secure Erase built-in command.

Paranoid-level recovery concerns based on hypothetical schemes are sometimes proposed by people not experienced in actual magnetic disk recording, claiming the possibility of data recovery even after physical destruction. One computer forensics data recovery company claims to be able to read user data from a magnetic image of recorded bits on a disc, without using normal drive electronics. Reading back tracks from a disk taken out of a drive and tested on a spin stand was practical decades ago, but no longer with today's microinch-size tracks.

The time required by exotic technologies is itself a barrier to data recovery and increases data security. Also, accessing data from magnetic images requires overcoming almost a dozen successive magnetic recording technology hurdles. Even if these hurdles were overcome, about an hour would be required to recover a single user data block out of millions on a disk. Recovering substantial amounts of data in less than months requires that the disk be intact and undamaged, so that heads can be flown over it to obtain data playback signals; then overcoming these technology hurdles. Simply bending a disk makes this nearly impossible, so physical damaging drives to warp their disks makes recovery practically impossible.

Other "experts" claim that limited information can be recovered from unerased track edges. But this has been shown to be false by tests at CMRR. Such recovery also presumes detailed technical knowledge of the drive's magnetic recording design. Charles Sobey at ChannelScience.com wrote an illuminating article on drive-independent data recovery, showing how difficult these hurdles are.
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: Moon Fried on January 05, 2013, 12:17 am
I have seen cops pass by weed once when they had more important things on their mind, probably rare for it to happen.    BUT CRACK. OMFG.

The fuck are you on? How many times are you gunna reply to yourself, lol?
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: sourman on January 05, 2013, 12:36 am
Now, this is a story all about how
My house got flipped, turned upside down
I fled the country and I'm hiding so I gotta beware
But I'll tell you real quick about the headphones of despair

Somewhere on the Earth, I was born and raised
I can't specify where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin'' relaxin' all cool
Trolling some forums, acting like a fool
When a couple of mods
Who were up to no good
Started banning people in my neighborhood
I started yelling out loud and my mom got scared
She said "go buy some drugs and get out your basement lair"

So I logged on to tor and then it got weird
Saw this site with a camel filled with pictures of weed
If anything I can say this place is rare
Time to order some crack via international air

I pulled up to the mail around 7 or 8
And I yelled to my boy, "yo holmes, time to party"
Then I saw a fed
He was sitting right there
Smiling at me wearing headphones of despair
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: LEGACY on January 05, 2013, 02:53 am
FUCKING LOVE THIS COMMUNITY :)

sorry you ar eborred sliip
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: GlassHouse on January 05, 2013, 03:47 am
Now, this is a story all about how
My house got flipped, turned upside down
I fled the country and I'm hiding so I gotta beware
But I'll tell you real quick about the headphones of despair

Somewhere on the Earth, I was born and raised
I can't specify where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin'' relaxin' all cool
Trolling some forums, acting like a fool
When a couple of mods
Who were up to no good
Started banning people in my neighborhood
I started yelling out loud and my mom got scared
She said "go buy some drugs and get out your basement lair"

So I logged on to tor and then it got weird
Saw this site with a camel filled with pictures of weed
If anything I can say this place is rare
Time to order some crack via international air

I pulled up to the mail around 7 or 8
And I yelled to my boy, "yo holmes, time to party"
Then I saw a fed
He was sitting right there
Smiling at me wearing headphones of despair

Was it Carlton?
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: Oliveoil on January 05, 2013, 06:53 am
Another story on this forum made up during a jack off session in front of the computer. Sad.
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: slip on January 05, 2013, 02:51 pm
Another story on this forum made up during a jack off session in front of the computer. Sad.

Be careful, you do not know who I am.
You do not know my connections wiv bent cops or wot I am capable off!

You mess with me buddy or talk wiv disrespect and you will get your ass bitchslapped!
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: RoxiPal on January 05, 2013, 05:38 pm
Another story on this forum made up during a jack off session in front of the computer. Sad.
Sure hope it's man-device-safe olive oil, Oliveoil!
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: SourAss on January 05, 2013, 05:43 pm
There once was a man from Nantucket

Who's dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

Wiping cum from his chin

If my ear was cunt I would fuck it
Title: Re: Stopped by cops
Post by: nopuke on January 05, 2013, 08:56 pm
lolz I love the way that pretty much anywhere on the Internet, whenever somebody posts an obvious joke or trolls or whatever, people start going "OMG BULLSHIT, THAT'S NOT TRUE, WHAT A LIAR!" and such.