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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: karensupreme on May 11, 2013, 10:39 am
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Order of The Phoenix, a new LSD vendor, showed up on the scene pretty much in the middle of SR being attacked.
I owe it to this cat to deliver my trip report to you good folk, of which I am still in the middle of...
I have never done LSD. Had no experience with any psychedelic for that matter. The closest I've come is marijuana. I always did enjoy grass for reasons other than "getting stoned". I felt like it opened up new ways of thinking and seeing the world around me and I genuinely liked that. I realized too that when I had smoked too much grass it was time to stop. I feel like a lot of people don't have that, they just keep smoking along until they say "oh, I've got to grow up and stop smoking altogether". No. I just no when I'm getting used to it, when I need to give MJ its space and in due time, we'll both return better people.
That is neither here nor there.
So, my dealings with OOTP are a little strange. I placed an order for LSD because I thought, hey, I've got some spare bitcoin and why not? He was one of exactly one vendors that happened to be selling single hits that were in my price range of spare coin. I ordered on a Saturday afternoon and it was that Saturday night that the attacks started. Like a lot of us, I thought "of course this happens now."
Well over a week later, order still in processing, I have long since canceled and forgotten about my one and probably only attempted excursion with acid, I happened to be down, in and around the area where I receive mine mail and I thought "hey, why not just take a gander? What can it hurt?" When I opened that door, a strange wind settled in that post office, I noticed a queer packaged addressed to me. "Surely not!" I thought to myself in secret shame...."But I canceled that....how can this? No, this isn't right!"
I flew home and sent out a letter of congratulations/sorrow to my new friend Order Of The Phoenix, as I had successfully and unintentionally cheated him out of his earnings for one single hit of acid. We have since rectified the situation and life continues on, much as it always has. 1 excruciating week of waiting, debating, wanting-to-try-it-but-knowing-if-I-can-just-make-it-to-the-weekend-when-all-my-work-is-done-I-can-get-a-reprieve later and I anxiously put this mundane little piece of paper onto my tongue. I hold it for about twenty minutes, bored out of my mind and jumped on ye-olde internet to find out how long I have to leave blotter paper on my tongue. I find various recommendations....one of which is nothing more than a random forum post that I humorously find states "four" and so I decide I shall chew on the paper and let it dissolve naturally.
It does. Or did.
So I started this little dance at 11:30 pm and boys, let me tell you, the girls are showing no signs of wanting to stop. For reference it is now 5:06 in the A.M.
This has been the most fun I have had in my entire life. Seriously. Its just been flat out enjoyable. And I don't know any better way to put it than that.
You ever have those moments where you catch yourself and suddenly think "You know, I haven't noticed it before, but I am really having a good time!" Well that has been this entire trip for me. I mean it has been fun. Sure, we've had our serious moments, all great films do. But hey, at the end of the night, I'm looking to go home with this little girl, if you know what I mean.
As far as how I feel internally, its alot like a decent dose of amphetamine. Its that nervous/mixed with excited/mixed with nervous feeling that I enjoy. But what has really been fun is just getting lost in my own thoughts, the way I imagine normal people or simple people do...people that don't suffer with being hyper-aware of their surroundings. And maybe that hyper awareness in normalcy is rooted in abuse or a psychological issue, I'm not sure but I do enjoy just being able to have a thought and then following the thought until I think, hey I have thought of this for a while and now, lets think of something else!
In many, many ways this feels very familiar to marijuana for me. That light, pleasurable pressure in the head, the aspect of getting lost in my thoughts...Yet acid feels distinctly, itself. LSD is its own thing man. Christ, its hard to explain but anyone that has been there knows exactly what I'm talking about.
Its so hard to put into words the thoughts and feelings you experience when you're on a manageable dosing of LSD. But everything is just alright. You experience cool, like in the Steve McQueen sense of the word. And you finally know what the hell that even means.
On a side note, I will go on the record as stating I do believe that the world's perfume commercials are created by a small cabal of individuals living in a shared apartment in Central Europe, all familiar with LSD themselves. Seriously, watch a perfume commercial high or sober and tell me that the preceding statement isn't plausible.
Sofia Vergara is beautiful but capitalism makes her more so.
Its so crazy but I love it. This is the greatest stuff in the world.
I have already placed an order for more of this stuff because I had some spare coin and hey, why not?