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Title: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 27, 2013, 09:12 am
SORRY NO AUSSIES - Winner's post history will be checked!

Hello everybody - Time for some fun...

In Australia we have rednecks but we call them 'yobbos'. They have a very strong Australian accent and use slang words which are unique to the demographic.

The following is a dialog between two yobbo men (and briefly a yobbo wife), there are 51 lines in total. In exactly 24 hours the competition will end and the best translation will win 0.2BTC. We understand that this is a trust thing, but trust is a beautiful thing!

We kindly ask that NO AUSTRALIANS participate or contribute. If two translations are equally accurate, the first post will be the winner. We are looking for translations into perfect English (as civilized as possible) - for example:

“Wanna strap up n shoot sum horse buddy?” = “Would you like to use a constricting band and inject some heroin my friend?”

Also please keep the sentences numbered.

Good luck and see you in 24 hours -  ;)

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1. "Pack us up a cone mate."
2. "You gotta chop!"
3. "Got any spin?"
4. "Fuckin, this is mi last ciggie mate."
5. "She'll be right mate, stop having a winge."
6. "Where's mi fucken billy!"
7. "Babe! Where's mi fuckin billy?"
8. - "How tha fuck would I know... Been fucken watching tha kids all day!"
9. "Well fucken grab us a VB will ya dhall?"
10. “Mi misses got the rags going all skitzo on me.”
11. - "You guys havin a chop?"
12. "Where's the fucken cone piece for fucks sake?"
13. "Were gunna have to smoke cannies."
14. "Skull ya coldy ya pussy!"
15. "Fuckin Gillard.... Shella runnin this country, fuucckk."
16. “Got mi fucken centrelink today.”
17. "Fair dinkum?"
18. "Yeah, havin a barbi tonight."
19. "Get some snags going yeah?"
20. "Yeah, misses makin some mash too."
21. "I was gunna hit up a knockshop."
22. "Fucken lucky cunt, make sure ya wear a dinnga."
23. "No dinnga, no root mate, it’s tha law."
24. “What bout a polish?”
25. “Fucked if I know mate, depends on tha prossie.”
26. “Haven’t had me some fresh minge for fucking yonkers.”
27. “Any good pingers goin round mate?”
28. “Got off-tap few weeks back, they were alright.”
29. “You’re on tha gas right now cunt.”
30. “Yeah I’m fucking peakin hard!”
31. “Orr yeah, hook us up!”
32. “Can’t mate, I’m dry.”
33. “Fuckin mouldies robbed us last night at tha bottle-o.”
34. “Naa mate, they were boungs, on tha metho.”
35. “Smashed mi noggen, see...”
36. “But we stepped up.”
37. “Yeah, you cracked one of tha coons.”
38. “Whatta doin dis arvo?”
39. “Fuck all, gettin on tha piss.”
40. “Goon?”
41. “Yeah mate.”
42. “Footie, Blacks vs Roos.”
43. “Gunna get inta mi boardies, it’s a scorcha!”
44. “Fucken too right.”
45. “Nice thongs mate.”
46. “Taxed em, n coppers caught mi doing a runna.”
47. “Coppers are cunts!”
48. “Na, this copper was a sick cunt hey.”
49. “Any mad bitches at tha pub last night?”
50. “I was too blotto to notice mate, sank six tallies.”
51. “Fucking gay cunt!”

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Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: lssb2132 on March 27, 2013, 11:01 am
Fuck I opened the thread thinking yeah why not, but of course no Aussies  :'(
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: JiuJitsu on March 27, 2013, 09:30 pm
No one yet eh, I'll give it a go I suppose:

1.) Good chap, would you kindly refresh the marijuana in my pipe.
3.) Would you happen to have a marijuana/tobacco cigarette?
4.) Drat! This is my last cigarette, sir.
5.) Please stop sobbing like a female dog, things will get better.
6.) I would like to know where my tobacco water pipe is located.
7.) My dearest gertrude, would you happen to know the location of my tobacco water pipe?
9.) Sweetheart, I would adore and love you forever if you were to retrieve a beer for me.
10.) Golly, my wife seems to be acting a bit irrational from the menstrunations happening in her knickers.
12.) Heavens! We seem to have lost the bowl to our water pipe!
15.) I highly disapprove of Julia Gillard being prime minister on the grounds that she does not have a penis!
16.) Ahhh, my taxpayer funded subsidy has arrived! Time to phone up my street pharmacist and peruse the streets for some ladies of the evening.
18.) I shall be cooking my food tonight with a barbeque.

Could keep going, but I need to go get beer.

Is american advertising lying to me, why is #1 not Fosters, meaning beer?  :P

Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: gtgeorgz on March 27, 2013, 11:44 pm
I'm from the UK, here's my best shot..

1. "Pack us up a cone mate." - Would one acquire a joint for me?
2. "You gotta chop!" - Please be quick.
3. "Got any spin?" - Does one possess any cannabis?
4. "Fuckin, this is mi last ciggie mate." - I'm down to my last cigarette, god damn it. 
5. "She'll be right mate, stop having a winge." - It will be alright, don't worry about it.
6. "Where's mi fucken billy!" - Where is my bong?
7. "Babe! Where's mi fuckin billy?" - Darling, have you seen my bong?
8. - "How tha fuck would I know... Been fucken watching tha kids all day!" - I wouldn't know, I've been with the children all day.
9. "Well fucken grab us a VB will ya dhall?" - Pass me a beer
10. “Mi misses got the rags going all skitzo on me.” - My wife is a bad mood, getting angry at me due to her menstrual cycle.
11. - "You guys havin a chop?" - Are you having a joint?
12. "Where's the fucken cone piece for fucks sake?" - Where is the roach for my joint?
13. "Were gunna have to smoke cannies."- Lets go and smoke a joint
14. "Skull ya coldy ya pussy!" - Its not even cold, you wimp.
15. "Fuckin Gillard.... Shella runnin this country, fuucckk." - Woman running this country is mentally deficient.
16. “Got mi fucken centrelink today.” - Got my bus pass today.
17. "Fair dinkum?" - Fair enough.
18. "Yeah, havin a barbi tonight." - Going to have a BBQ tonight
19. "Get some snags going yeah?" - Get the sausages cooking.
20. "Yeah, misses makin some mash too." - My partner is making some mashed potatoes too.
21. "I was gunna hit up a knockshop." - Going to visit the shop
22. "Fucken lucky cunt, make sure ya wear a dinnga."- One is very lucky, make sure you wear some clothes.
23. "No dinnga, no root mate, it’s tha law." - No MDMA my friend, its against the law.
24. “What bout a polish?” - What about a clean?
25. “Fucked if I know mate, depends on tha prossie.” - I'm not sure my friend, depends if it's possible.
26. “Haven’t had me some fresh minge for fucking yonkers.” - Haven't had sex in a while, haven't seen a vagina for a long time.
27. “Any good pingers goin round mate?” - Got any pills?
28. “Got off-tap few weeks back, they were alright.” - Got some pills a few weeks back, they were of OK quality.
29. “You’re on tha gas right now cunt.” - You got your foot on the accelerator my friend?
30. “Yeah I’m fucking peakin hard!” - I'm rolling my tits off, lordy lord.
31. “Orr yeah, hook us up!” - Would it be possible to acquire some drugs of you?
32. “Can’t mate, I’m dry.” - Unfortunately I don't have any drugs.
33. “Fuckin mouldies robbed us last night at tha bottle-o.” - I got robbed at the pub last night.
34. “Naa mate, they were boungs, on tha metho.” They were meth-heads.
35. “Smashed mi noggen, see...” - I've hurt my head, take a look.
36. “But we stepped up.” - We manned up.
37. “Yeah, you cracked one of tha coons.” - You killed a black person.
38. “Whatta doin dis arvo?” - What are you doing this evening?
39. “Fuck all, gettin on tha piss.” - Not a lot going on so I'm going to consume a lot of alcohol.
40. “Goon?” - Drink?
41. “Yeah mate.” - Yes my friend.
42. “Footie, Blacks vs Roos.” - Football, rugby, basketball
43. “Gunna get inta mi boardies, it’s a scorcha!” - I'm going to put on my shorts, its very hot today.
44. “Fucken too right.” - I agree with you my friend.
45. “Nice thongs mate.” - I like your pants, good sir.
46. “Taxed em, n coppers caught mi doing a runna.” - The police caught me as I attempted to flee the situation.
47. “Coppers are cunts!” - Fuck the feds/ I dont like the police.
48. “Na, this copper was a sick cunt hey.” - I strongly dislike that policeman.
49. “Any mad bitches at tha pub last night?” - Any woman who were very much intoxicated at the pub last night?
50. “I was too blotto to notice mate, sank six tallies.” - I was to drunk to notice, drunk 6 beverages.
51. “Fucking gay cunt!” - You homosexual vagina.
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: Fallkniven on March 27, 2013, 11:50 pm
lol, nice try cobba

rofl

cool thread :)
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: balltripper on March 28, 2013, 12:56 am
Well that took longer than I expected!
Source: Living in the UK, working with Aussies and having mates who have spent years there.
I hope I did alright, I have to admit a few words threw me!


1. Could you please load me a bong, friend?
2. You can take on the responsibility of cutting cannabis and tobacco into a fine powder.
3. Do you posses any form of tobacco?
4. Yes, although only one cigarette
5. One cigarette is ample, no need for concern.
6. Does anyone know the location of my bong?
7. Beloved, have you seen my damed bong.
8. I am unaware of the location of your bong as I have been minding the infants today.
9. ok darling, could you pass me a chilled beer please?
10. My female partner is angry and acting in an unpredictable manner.
11. Are you fellows consuming bongs of mixed tobacco and cannabis?
12. I'm very concerned about the location of the coned bowel of the bong.
13. It looks like we shall have to use a beer can as an improvised pipe.
14. Finish your beer, you wuss.
15. Damned Gillard.... a female Prime Minister, damned.
16. I received my state welfare payment today.
17. Indeed, how convenient.
18. Indeed, I shall BBQ this eve'.
19. I assume sausages shall be cooked?
20. Indeed, in addition, my female significant other will be preparing mashed potatos.
21. I was considering visiting a brothel.
22. I am jealous of you, unsure you practice safe sex by wearing a condom.
23. No condom, no sex, it's the law.
24. How about cleaning yourself?
25. I'm unsure, it depends upon the working girl.
26. One hasn't had access to a new vigina for an awful long time.
27. Do you know if the ecstasy tablets in circulation are of good quality?
28. Tap supplied me with some, several weeks ago, they were an acceptable quality
29. You are under the influence at this very moment in time!
30. Indeed, heavily under the influence!
31. I see, would you mind giving me some of said intoxicants?
32. Negative friend, I don't have any.
33. Damned heroin addicts committed theft against ourselves at the public house last evening
34. I believe their particular vice was methamphetamine.
35. Hit my head, have a look.
36. But we were no cowards.
37. Certainly, you struck one of the black fellows.
38. What are your plans for this afternoon?
39. No plans, intoxicating oneself with alcohol.
40. Cheap and nasty wine?
41. Affirmative, friend.
42. New Zealand are playing Australia at football.
43. I shall ensure to wear my swim shorts, the temperature is very high!
44. I whole heatedly concur
45. I like your filp flop style sandals
46. I stole them and was intercepted by the law enforcement upon my retreat
47. Police officers are front bottoms.
48. In fact, this officer was a smooth individual
49. Did any attractive females frequent the public house last night?
50. I was under the influence of six large beers so my observation skills were impaired.
51. You just prefer members of the same sex, you damned front bottom!

Peace and love to you down under, it's 1am here so I'm off to bed
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 28, 2013, 01:21 am
Hahahaha, so far the laugh alone is worth the money! Surprised at some of the accuracy, actually laughing out loud at how far off some of the responses are...  ;D  ;D  ;D
But it is difficult - and maybe the British have an unfair advantage.

Keep them coming,
8 hours left...

Is american advertising lying to me, why is #1 not Fosters, meaning beer?  :P

Nooo, American advertising (advertising in general) is always perfectly honest with you...  ;)

Generally we don't drink Fosters, can't even find it at most bars/bottle-shops. It's our export beer...
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 28, 2013, 07:19 am
Less than 2 hours left until we have our winner...

0.2BTC will be won!
& there are only 3 attempts at the moment...
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: livestr0ng on March 28, 2013, 07:48 am
1-51. I'm Australian. My toilets go the wrong way. We say "barby" instead of "barbecue." I have a pet kangaroo and koala bear. Britain didn't like us so they threw us in this big ass desert area with a bunch of crazy natives. We're responsible for Steve Irwin and many of us have been known to wear big safari-like hats. Also, we're special because we are a country and continent. Not to mention we have an oddly shaped country/continent.
P.S. Our customs are very difficult and our drugs are expensive as fuck.

If we cut the crap, that's basically every American's real translation of anything an Australian says.
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: psychedelicmind on March 28, 2013, 09:04 am
1. I'd appreciate it if you rolled a joint for me.
2. You have to grind the bud.
3. Do you have any tobacco to mix it with?
4. I do, but this is my last cigarette.
5. Do not worry about it, it will be OK.
6. Where is my weed?
7. Sweetheart, where is my weed?
8. How would I know where your weed is. I have been minding the children all day.
9. In that case, will get me a Victoria Bitter please darling?
10. My girlfriend has her period, so she has been giving out to me constantly.
11. Do you guys have some weed to consume?
12. Where is the roach, I do wonder?
13. We will have to smoke joints.
14. Drink your beer, you soft person.
15. Ms. Gillard, I cannot believe there is a woman running the country.
16. I got my medical card today.
17. What are your plans for tonight?
18. Yes. I am having a barbecue tonight.
19. Are you going to put some burgers on the barbecue?
20. Yes. and my wife/girlfriend is going to make some mashedpotatoes as well.
21. I was going to frequent a whore house.
22. You lucky guy, make sure you use a condom.
23. No sex without a condom -  it is the golden rule.
24. What if I only get a handjob?
25. I can't say for certain - I guess it depends on the prostitue.
26. I haven't been with a new female for quite some time.
27. Are there any good pills going around at the moment?
28. I got some off tap recently and they were OK.
29. You are high as a kite right now.
30. That is true. I am very high.
31. Good for you. Load the bowl with weed for me.
32. I would if I had some, but I ran out.
33. The native people robbed my weed last night at the pub.
34. No they didn't. It was meth heads that did it.
35. They cut my head, can you see?
36. But we fought back.
37. Yes, you really hit one of the aboriginal people hard.
38. What are you doing this afternoon.
39. Not a whole lot - going getting drunk.
40. Beer?
41. Yes.
42. Australian rules football - The Blacks vs The kangaroos.
43. I am going to put on my board shorts -  it is a very hot day.
44. That is a true statement.
45. Nice flip flops mate.
46. I stole them and the police caught me running away.
47. Police are female genitalia.
48. No, this police man was a real tough piece of female genitalia.
49. Was there any hot girls at the bar last night?
50. I was too drunk to notice as I consumed six large drinks.
51. You are a homosexual vagina.
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 28, 2013, 09:09 am
Closed!

Good job guys/girls.
Judging begins, BRB!  ;)
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: Fallkniven on March 28, 2013, 10:19 am
1-51. I'm Australian. My toilets go the wrong way. We say "barby" instead of "barbecue." I have a pet kangaroo and koala bear. Britain didn't like us so they threw us in this big ass desert area with a bunch of crazy natives. We're responsible for Steve Irwin and many of us have been known to wear big safari-like hats. Also, we're special because we are a country and continent. Not to mention we have an oddly shaped country/continent.
P.S. Our customs are very difficult and our drugs are expensive as fuck.

If we cut the crap, that's basically every American's real translation of anything an Australian says.

Nice :) +1


btw - our toilets dont really 'swirl around' like yours do because we dont have them filled to the top, how do you guys not get wet cheeks?
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 28, 2013, 10:27 am
----- Winners -----
1st Price: balltripper --- 42/51 --- 0.2BTC  ((( Congratulations )))
2nd Price: psychedelicmind --- 33/51 --- 0.05BTC
3rd Price: gtgeorgz --- 23/51 --- 0.025BTC
Honorable mention --- 0.01BTC --- For making us laugh!
----------------------
Winners: Please post your wallet address on the thread to collect your prices and confirm once received.  :)
----------------------

balltripper's mistakes:
10. My female partner has her menstrual cycle at the moment, it's been making her act erratically towards me.
24. What about oral sex?
28. I consumed ecstasy a few weeks ago, they were of decent quality.
29. You're under the influence of amphetamines as we speak. (Said in a jealous manner as indicated by the 'cunt')
33. Individuals of native New Zealander ethnicity committed theft against ourselves at the tavern last evening.
34. No my friend, they were indigenous Australians, and intoxicated as a result of consuming methylated spirits.
37. Certainly, you struck one of the Aboriginals.
47. Police officers are not well natured.
51. You're an individual to whom I attribute very little social worth!

How did you know #13? 
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: Ron Swanson on March 28, 2013, 11:01 am
do you guys really have mashed potato with a bbq?! not just the yobbos? i thought they were called bogans.
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: psychedelicmind on March 28, 2013, 11:02 am
Cheers guys, much appreciated. Great competition as well by the way -  been laughing my arse off at a few of them translations :)

Here is my wallet address:

1K73koE2NUgatS9WYBy2zswuZUYYN5GNKn
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: dothedamnthing on March 28, 2013, 11:15 am
1-51. I'm Australian. My toilets go the wrong way. We say "barby" instead of "barbecue." I have a pet kangaroo and koala bear. Britain didn't like us so they threw us in this big ass desert area with a bunch of crazy natives. We're responsible for Steve Irwin and many of us have been known to wear big safari-like hats. Also, we're special because we are a country and continent. Not to mention we have an oddly shaped country/continent.
P.S. Our customs are very difficult and our drugs are expensive as fuck.

If we cut the crap, that's basically every American's real translation of anything an Australian says.

You forgot "mate."  ;D
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 28, 2013, 11:27 am
Fallkniven: Many countries have those swirling toilets, they don't provide much pressure and often you have to flush more than once.

Ron Swanson: 'yobbo' and 'bogan' means the same thing you're right. We don't really have mashed potato at a BBQ (potato salad is more common) but in England they have 'Bangers and mash" (Sausages and mashed potatoes).

psychedelicmind:
"21. I was going to frequent a whore house." - hahahahaha
We're impressed that you got #10, #46 & #49.

Your prize has been sent, please confirm that you've received it. :)
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: psychedelicmind on March 28, 2013, 11:35 am

psychedelicmind:
"21. I was going to frequent a whore house." - hahahahaha
We're impressed that you got #10, #46 & #49.

Your prize has been sent, please confirm that you've received it. :)

I know a few Australians and i'm pretty sure one of them is from somewhere like you mentioned as he talks exactly like that...except for when his misses is around ;)

Prize hasn't hit yet, but i'm sure it will be there soon. It is the final bit of coin that will allow me get some DMT - thank you guys so much, I am delighted!!! :)
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: Ron Swanson on March 28, 2013, 11:40 am
ahh right was starting to really question the logic of that one! always assumed bbq's were so popular down under because of not wanting to further heat the house up cooking. i am english but i don't have bangers and mash that often lol do we share claim to fish and chips? :D i'm really hungry right now
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 28, 2013, 11:44 am
You're very welcome.

Pass our love onto the all-knowing spirits that dwell in the sacred trans-dimensional kaleidoscopic hyperspace. (You know what we're talking about...). :P

Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: psychedelicmind on March 28, 2013, 11:54 am
You're very welcome.

Pass our love onto the all-knowing spirits that dwell in the sacred trans-dimensional kaleidoscopic hyperspace. (You know what we're talking about...). :P

Ha ha will do. :)
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: gtgeorgz on March 28, 2013, 12:09 pm
Ahahaa, right on. I'll Pm you my BTC address!
cheers :)
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 28, 2013, 12:27 pm
Big thanks to Fallkniven for bringing to our attention the fact that we've been using the word price repeatedly instead of prize.
Maybe the competition would have attracted more attention if it didn't look like it would have cost 0.2BTC to participate...   :-[

+ karma to all who contributed...  ;D

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Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: Fallkniven on March 28, 2013, 12:34 pm
I should have mentioned it earlier, some people dont take kindly to being offered advice though so that's why i hesitated. Thanks for being a good sport about it and not telling me where to go ;) +1
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 28, 2013, 12:36 pm
Ahahaa, right on. I'll Pm you my BTC address!
cheers :)

Your 0.025BTC prize has been sent.
Congratulations on the big win!  ;D
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 28, 2013, 12:41 pm
I should have mentioned it earlier, some people dont take kindly to being offered advice though so that's why i hesitated. Thanks for being a good sport about it and not telling me where to go ;)

No problem - it was a small competition but we enjoyed it!

We wouldn't be rude like like... Just because Tor is anonymous doesn't mean people have to treat each other like rubbish.  ;)
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: gtgeorgz on March 28, 2013, 01:02 pm
Ahahaa, right on. I'll Pm you my BTC address!
cheers :)

Your 0.025BTC prize has been sent.
Congratulations on the big win!  ;D

Haha, you know it. ;) +1!
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: livestr0ng on March 28, 2013, 10:08 pm
1-51. I'm Australian. My toilets go the wrong way. We say "barby" instead of "barbecue." I have a pet kangaroo and koala bear. Britain didn't like us so they threw us in this big ass desert area with a bunch of crazy natives. We're responsible for Steve Irwin and many of us have been known to wear big safari-like hats. Also, we're special because we are a country and continent. Not to mention we have an oddly shaped country/continent.
P.S. Our customs are very difficult and our drugs are expensive as fuck.

If we cut the crap, that's basically every American's real translation of anything an Australian says.

Nice :) +1


btw - our toilets dont really 'swirl around' like yours do because we dont have them filled to the top, how do you guys not get wet cheeks?
Well, the thing is we do get wet cheeks...  :-[
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: Ron Swanson on March 28, 2013, 10:15 pm
lmao try standing up first!
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: Fallkniven on March 28, 2013, 10:25 pm
lmao  ;D
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: livestr0ng on March 28, 2013, 11:05 pm
If the kids you drop off at the pool are clumpy, odds are whatever liquid is in the toilet will touch your bum. If you went #1 before #2, you're going to have piss on your ass. I'm pretty sure I get a wet butt more often then not.
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: Ron Swanson on March 28, 2013, 11:11 pm
oh wow this thread is introducing me to aussie culture in areas tv never strays into.. you could get/make a custom toilet seat raiser. make it feel more like a throne. shit like a king.
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: balltripper on March 29, 2013, 12:43 am
----- Winners -----
1st Price: balltripper --- 42/51 --- 0.2BTC  ((( Congratulations )))
2nd Price: psychedelicmind --- 33/51 --- 0.05BTC
3rd Price: gtgeorgz --- 23/51 --- 0.025BTC
Honorable mention --- 0.01BTC --- For making us laugh!
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Winners: Please post your wallet address on the thread to collect your prices and confirm once received.  :)
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balltripper's mistakes:
10. My female partner has her menstrual cycle at the moment, it's been making her act erratically towards me.
24. What about oral sex?
28. I consumed ecstasy a few weeks ago, they were of decent quality.
29. You're under the influence of amphetamines as we speak. (Said in a jealous manner as indicated by the 'cunt')
33. Individuals of native New Zealander ethnicity committed theft against ourselves at the tavern last evening.
34. No my friend, they were indigenous Australians, and intoxicated as a result of consuming methylated spirits.
37. Certainly, you struck one of the Aboriginals.
47. Police officers are not well natured.
51. You're an individual to whom I attribute very little social worth!

How did you know #13?
Struth! I never win anything! Well happy with this, never thought I would do this well. #13 was an educated guess going on the previous convo and asking the guy to finish his drink.
My btc addy 1HZRa3rxwNPqrujPTZMpFJxe5Ju5upxhE2
I'll be practicing the ones I got wrong!
"In 9 posts time I'm going to be able to give people karma, you are first on my list!" this is the 9th post so you're getting that much earned karma right now!

Much appreciated man, from reading these forums it sounds like Australia needs a decent domestic seller, I'll make sure to recommend you to any aussies on the hunt.
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: AUS-SmartDrugs on March 29, 2013, 01:00 am
Your prize has been sent through - thanks for contributing!  :D
Title: Re: 24hr Competition - 0.2BTC Price - Translate from slang to perfect English.
Post by: balltripper on March 29, 2013, 08:59 am
Got the coins, thanks again mate.
I was thinking about doing something similar with the local dialect where I live but fear it'll give away too much info, and I'll never be able to put the noises into letters! Maybe I can PM you to give you a bit to a taste?