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Title: Is the US dead
Post by: applesauce634 on March 06, 2012, 07:34 pm
Is anyone from the US alive!  I think we got bombed and I'm the last person alive and I don't know what to do o:!@!@
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: applesauce634 on March 06, 2012, 07:39 pm
So I just went back in time and I figured out that this is all just been a dream. So I can't wake up either and I think I'm stuck in my dream... How do I get out. Are you just my sub concise?
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: applesauce634 on March 06, 2012, 07:41 pm
I'm eating cheese stale nips and I thought I would share they are quite good. And I really think I went back in time
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: funkynuts321 on March 06, 2012, 07:47 pm
I'm actually dead.... I'm sending this message from purgatory, they have the internet here, and a T1 line at that.
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: BenJesuit on March 06, 2012, 07:49 pm
WTF? Goddamn zombies everywhere. And all I want is a Twinkie.
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: applesauce634 on March 06, 2012, 07:55 pm
Are you guys lying!? Please don't lie I'm fucking scared D:
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: BenJesuit on March 06, 2012, 07:58 pm
Turn on the TV. It's a horror show.
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: applesauce634 on March 06, 2012, 08:05 pm
My TV doesn't work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: applesauce634 on March 06, 2012, 08:12 pm
Did any one get a phone call about the zombie apocalypse?? I just got a call and I hung up but then I realized it might have been
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: funkynuts321 on March 06, 2012, 08:14 pm
Are you guys lying!? Please don't lie I'm fucking scared D:

I'm watching you Apple.... I'm coming to steal your drugs!!! The enigma that is funkynuts will be at your door when your package arrives.... Do the right thing and hand them over......
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: Nemo on March 06, 2012, 08:21 pm
Is anyone from the US alive!  I think we got bombed and I'm the last person alive and I don't know what to do o:!@!@

Go ask Alice.
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: SpeedCrunch on March 06, 2012, 08:28 pm
Is anyone from the US alive!  I think we got bombed and I'm the last person alive and I don't know what to do o:!@!@

Just asking.....but how high are you right now?

Kind Regards
SpeedCrunch
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: tcobambientAgain on March 06, 2012, 08:29 pm
I think the US is mentally/emotionally/psychicly dead.  But that could just be an election year thing?
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: MagicMan on March 06, 2012, 08:41 pm
Can you imagine how boring this thread would have been if none of its participants were on a lot of drugs? *shudders*
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: funkynuts321 on March 06, 2012, 09:01 pm
I think the US is mentally/emotionally/psychicly dead.  But that could just be an election year thing?

C'Mon TCO, the Republican primaries have been some of the funniest shit I have seen in years. I've gotten high on several occasions, watched the debates and just had to laugh how full of shit these people are.... This election year is going to be down right dirty. I can't wait.
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: funkynuts321 on March 06, 2012, 09:02 pm
I'm actually dead.... I'm sending this message from purgatory, they have the internet here, and a T1 line at that.

Oh good... There's an afterlife AND there internet there. I'm feeling better about this unavoidable death thing already...

Yeah but what really fucking sucks is I don't have an address to ship to!!!!
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: MagicMan on March 06, 2012, 09:57 pm
I think the US is mentally/emotionally/psychicly dead.  But that could just be an election year thing?

C'Mon TCO, the Republican primaries have been some of the funniest shit I have seen in years. I've gotten high on several occasions, watched the debates and just had to laugh how full of shit these people are.... This election year is going to be down right dirty. I can't wait.

Yes the Republican party is currently a joke. The only guy with any understanding of the situation is Ron Paul and he effectively has a 0% chance of winning. I would like to bet $1000 on Obama reelection but I don't think anyone will take that bet. When it's a choice between that douchey asshole Romney and Obama, of course Obama will win. Republicans seem to be choosing to sit this one out while making it look like they are trying to win.

Exactly, they're employing the Democrat strategy from 2004 when they put that bumbling idiot Kerry in the national spotlight. No one wants to be president now and it's hard to blame them.

EDITED to fix the quotes so that my text appeared outside of the boxes instead of inside
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: tcobambientAgain on March 06, 2012, 10:10 pm
I think the US is mentally/emotionally/psychicly dead.  But that could just be an election year thing?

C'Mon TCO, the Republican primaries have been some of the funniest shit I have seen in years. I've gotten high on several occasions, watched the debates and just had to laugh how full of shit these people are.... This election year is going to be down right dirty. I can't wait.

The problem is Americans for the most part are fucking morons.  George W Bush winning two *elections?  Mother Fucker couldn't even use the English language and was a laughing stock and still got *elected twice.  Ronald Reagan was a joke and laughed at in 1968 for being a shitty actor and that cocksucker won two elections.  It seems unfathomable but I wouldn't be shocked in the least if Santorum beat Obama this year or someone as scary as him wins in four years.   

*Save the Gore won 2000 technicality follow up posts.  Gore won but was a gigantic pussy and gave Bush the state of Florida and the election.   
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: funkynuts321 on March 06, 2012, 11:47 pm
I think the US is mentally/emotionally/psychicly dead.  But that could just be an election year thing?

C'Mon TCO, the Republican primaries have been some of the funniest shit I have seen in years. I've gotten high on several occasions, watched the debates and just had to laugh how full of shit these people are.... This election year is going to be down right dirty. I can't wait.

The problem is Americans for the most part are fucking morons.  George W Bush winning two *elections?  Mother Fucker couldn't even use the English language and was a laughing stock and still got *elected twice.  Ronald Reagan was a joke and laughed at in 1968 for being a shitty actor and that cocksucker won two elections.  It seems unfathomable but I wouldn't be shocked in the least if Santorum beat Obama this year or someone as scary as him wins in four years.   

*Save the Gore won 2000 technicality follow up posts.  Gore won but was a gigantic pussy and gave Bush the state of Florida and the election.

I would not be surprised if Santorum/Romney were to either, however it's very unlikely. Primary numbers for Republicans are down something like 9-10% from midterm elections. Considering how their favorite talking point was "taking the country back" 9-10% is big for a very loyal voting base who do not seem at all impressed with what they have to choose from. They've also been campaigning on bullshit topics- contraception has been the latest. The only chance either of them have to win however, is to pick Marco Rubio as a VP candidate, to suck the Hispanic voters ass who will be this years swing voters. 

I'd agree though on the first part of your statement. The issue voters are what piss me the fuck off. Voters that will only go to the polls if the candidate is "christian, has family values, talks about immigration, etc, etc, etc."- completely disregarding they have little to no agenda. What's worse if they have to "pray on it"- fucking man up and vote, it's as simple as that.

I won't even get into Ronald The Ray-Gun.
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: SouthSquareBiz on March 07, 2012, 12:10 am
I'm actually dead.... I'm sending this message from purgatory, they have the internet here, and a T1 line at that.

Ok, I'm dying over here with that T1 line statement dude. I used to work in broadband and I have not heard that term in YEARS!

LOL, so many memories!
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: applesauce634 on March 07, 2012, 12:29 am
Don't know how this turned into a conversation about politics, but you know you did something right when you don't remember any of this xD  Like, at all...
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: funkynuts321 on March 07, 2012, 12:33 am
I'm actually dead.... I'm sending this message from purgatory, they have the internet here, and a T1 line at that.

Ok, I'm dying over here with that T1 line statement dude. I used to work in broadband and I have not heard that term in YEARS!

LOL, so many memories!

LOL. TBH I know no fucking Idea why I even wrote that, lol. I remember my old college dorm room used to have a T1 line, and Napster hit. Goddamn seeing those download speeds back there were a mind fuck!!!!
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: kmfkewm on March 07, 2012, 02:39 am
Hi I am a republican, worship my God and follow my moral standards that were created by a bunch of sheep herders 2,000 years ago and then bastardized entirely through out the generations.

Hi I am a liberal, give me your money I know how to spend it better than you do, and give me your business because I know how to manage it better than you

Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: divinechemicals on March 07, 2012, 04:55 am
I understand the paranoia. I did 300 mics of LSD over the weekend, and at one point I thought reality had disappeared. I was just a consciousness talking to my own thoughts and experiences, and I actually believed for a good amount of time that reality was gone and this would be my life from now on. It was both terrifying and exhilarating.

But to answer your question, China launched its nuclear weapons and everyone is dead. I'm one of the lucky few.
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: Gary Oak on March 07, 2012, 05:37 am
Sometimes. . .Tuesday is after Wednesday. Shh!  :o
Title: Re: Is the US dead
Post by: Holly on March 07, 2012, 05:48 am
Maybe Ron Paul should act like the rest of those idiots promising shit we don't need then pulling a fast one and making things right.  They'll never see it coming!