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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: maybejustonce on January 17, 2013, 06:44 am
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I'd say being able to acquire taste buds in my ass is a must
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The ability to grow a mullet in seconds , then remove it at will
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The ability to instantly have fifty posts.
..I'm a simple man.
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to be able to freeze time, in one of my memories
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instantly to 50 posts is far from useless :D
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instantly to 50 posts is far from useless :D
Is it really?! Really??!?!
I'm just obsessively posting to get to fifty for fun... yeah that's it... fun. :'(
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ownership of a utility belt
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ownership of a utility belt
how is that useless?
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the ability to create useless abilities
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the complete inability to bruise
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punch people in the face, over the internet.
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punch people in the face, over the internet.
Not useless
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sniffer dog nose. then id get a job at the sorting office and thieve all your drugs! ;D
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I'd like the power to auto-fill Captchas and to make drugs I think of magically appear in front of me whenever I want.
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Receive superhuman strength while sleeping. Only when sleeping.
Useless enough?
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sorry mine wasn't useless. but only 11 to go
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the ability to make small puddles of urine spontaneously appear on the ground.
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the ability to suck my own elbow
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never sleeep
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instantly post 50 times to a message board
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The ability to make songs/beats with my farts and ass clapping
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The ability to instantly have fifty posts.
..I'm a simple man.
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Ability to grow nasal hair so long I could wash in between my toes without bending over :o
oh, ah shit ~ I think I just grossed myself out with that
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LOL
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I mean the power to Laugh Out Loud, really really loud
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Also the power to move time forward at normal speed
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lol
power to see thru walls of spam
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The ability to forget certain things so i could rewatch Star Trek the next generation with fresh eyes. And so i could live in a place and appreciate it like new every single day.
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the ability to keep awareness in dreams for an unlimited period of time.
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The ability to instantly recall the album, Lyrics and production year of every Burt Bacharach song. <-did I even spell his name right?
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be able to take drugs, normally requiring my nose - without using my nose, so its not knackered after a heavy session