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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: heavyreader on May 30, 2013, 02:21 pm

Title: black tar hernia
Post by: heavyreader on May 30, 2013, 02:21 pm
WARNING story is kind of gross WARNING OVER

so one of my best friends has been staying with me the past week and he brought up a boatload of good tar with him.  we've been mixing it with BHO to great effect, and smoking quite a bit of it.  he is also hispanic, and an AMAZING cook.  we ate a lot of menudo, tamales, fajitas, he even made homemade flautas.  it was all incredible.

anyways, i'd been smoking enough tar to not have had a bowel movement for several days, although i hadn't really noticed it cuz we were super smacked out and headbanging to juicy j for the majority of the time, taking godzilla dabs to the dome..

anyways, eventually, he left, we smoked about 2 grams of BHO in one sitting and did god knows how much H while we were saying goodbye, and i was wasted for the rest of the night.  i woke up the next day feeling not so great, but not so bad, either.  then later that night, i finally released all off the amazing, heavy, fatty mexican food that had been collecting in my body all at once, and instantly felt EXTREME PAIN.  i could not finish taking a shit, i could not get up off the toilet, my eyes were tearing up because i was hurting so bad.  after about five minutes i finished, painfully of course, and stood up.  i put my hand where the pain was worst, right above my groin, and fuck me, there is a very noticeable bulge now where there once was not.  i have had a hernia before, and the pain was instantly recognizable.  utter fucking horror

so basically, guys and gals, please be careful when binging on both greasy food and heroin.  i have been trying to avoid going to the doctor, but seeing as how i'm starting to have trouble walking now, i think it's inevitable.  please learn from my mistake.  the human body is not meant to withstand that sort of abuse, or at least mine definitely wasn't.  i'm going to probably have to get a surgery soon, which means i'll need to start laying off the opiates big time in a couple weeks if i want to feel any kind of pain relief from the meds they'll prescribe me.   i hate the world right now and feel i must be receiving some kind of massive karmic backlash for being a douchebag for so long or something, idk, i can't figure it out, but it's not a good time.  i can't even have sex right now!!!!  not that i could even if i didnt have a hernia because there's nobody around right now that wants to have sex with me, but still, it's all gone pete tong and i'm in misery

just wanted to share.  off topic over
Title: Re: black tar hernia
Post by: Raoul Duke on May 30, 2013, 02:23 pm
haha. i'm sorry man, i really do feel for ya, but this made me piss myself ;D
Title: Re: black tar hernia
Post by: shifting sands on May 30, 2013, 02:51 pm
i almost got a hernia from laughing to much. Real sorry man to hear your story but you can self medicate and if what the doctors give you don't cut the mustard then you can always use the road.
Title: Re: black tar hernia
Post by: sclerogal on May 30, 2013, 03:40 pm
You better be careful, you might end up with hemorrhoids and that's pretty painful too :'(
Title: Re: black tar hernia
Post by: heavyreader on May 30, 2013, 09:32 pm
hahaha yeah i'm glad it made yall laugh at least hahaha  it sucks but fuck it at least i didn't die like elvis

and jesus christ i dont want hemorrhoids, i got those as a teenager once and it was while i was in a rehab centre, so this nurse had to come in twice a day to smother my asshole in preparation H.. talk about a fucking awkward situation.. she was very professional about it at least!