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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: captxmas on February 23, 2012, 03:58 am
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so the nutraceutical lab i work at is going under, in cleaning out old samples, reagents and what not i have found a massive stock of ephedra, which we used to test before the DEA cracked down on it. most of this was imported from china by various companies and sent to us to test for purity, all samples seem to be marked fairly pure. i am wondering if anyone has interest or for any other reagents that might be around and you are in need of.
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yessir! have you got a list of what you can get? feel free to PM me if you want.
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this is a thoughtful and innovative way for LE to identify cooks & chemists instead of wasting time on small-time personal use buyers
good luck edgarnumbers
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i will compile a list of things that strike my interest and post it in a few days. PM me if you are looking for anything specific (though bare in mine that i cannot order you anything, i only have access to stuff we have in stock).
i am not going to waste my time trying to convince anyone i am not LE.
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omg the oxycontin factory just caught on fire, but the crates in the warehouse were fine, and the firefighters were wheeling them out asking what to do with them? i work as a payroll clerk at the factory, and i said, "at least save as much product as you can!" so the firefighters helped me fill my van with as much oxy as possible. now what? advice, plz.
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i, too, enjoy the occasional troll badasscat.
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Premise: the nutraceutical company was a completely legitimate business, all above-board, owners are upstanding people, had business licenses, paid taxes, etc.
They had ephedra, which was legal. Then it became illegal. The value dropped to zero.
Their accountants took the writedown and they threw the stuff away, complying with DEA regulations as they did so.
No, wait! The Captain here says they stored the stuff. Worth zero. And now a controlled substance. They have been illegally storing a controlled substance all this time. What, did they forget they had it?
Captain, did you run this sting past your agency’s prosecutor? He would have told you to tighten it up. (Maybe hire a writer too) Just because the business went tits up doesn’t mean the corporation’s liability ends like handcuffs going click. It lasts for quite a while and the corporate officers are on the hook for all kinds of things for years and years.
Like sitting on a controlled substance and now just letting it go wherever. The guys out back can have it. And the reagents: throw the paint cans and oily rags on top of them so landfill guys won’t notice. Saaayyy, any safrole with those reagents? Methylamine? Hydriodic acid? Yes, by all means post that list, Captain, you’re open for business.
Reagents. Sounds techy! (even though anyone in a chemical industry says “chemicals”) Reagents must mean a lab? A lab with a safety director and a bigass MSDS book? The kind of lab that has people with postgraduate degrees who know they have to register their inventory with the state department of industrial health and safety because they work with chemicals? A lab that gets fire inspections so the firemen know what’s there if they ever have to go in?
Yeah, we’ll just throw those reagents away. Or let some yahoo worker out back take what he wants. Because no one
*with the state environmental agency will ever ask for an accounting
*or the health office
*or the fire department
*or the DEA who think they get to control every chemical whether or not it’s listed in the federal regulations
*or the accountants with the bank and the creditors who want their money and require by law that the debtor sell those chemicals to some other lab to pay them off
Reagents, my ass. You’re probably a Sergeant, not a Captain.
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this is a thoughtful and innovative way for LE
heh, made me laugh. thoughtful and innovative LE? heh.
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Premise: the nutraceutical company was a completely legitimate business, all above-board, owners are upstanding people, had business licenses, paid taxes, etc.
They had ephedra, which was legal. Then it became illegal. The value dropped to zero.
Their accountants took the writedown and they threw the stuff away, complying with DEA regulations as they did so.
No, wait! The Captain here says they stored the stuff. Worth zero. And now a controlled substance. They have been illegally storing a controlled substance all this time. What, did they forget they had it?
Captain, did you run this sting past your agency’s prosecutor? He would have told you to tighten it up. (Maybe hire a writer too) Just because the business went tits up doesn’t mean the corporation’s liability ends like handcuffs going click. It lasts for quite a while and the corporate officers are on the hook for all kinds of things for years and years.
Like sitting on a controlled substance and now just letting it go wherever. The guys out back can have it. And the reagents: throw the paint cans and oily rags on top of them so landfill guys won’t notice. Saaayyy, any safrole with those reagents? Methylamine? Hydriodic acid? Yes, by all means post that list, Captain, you’re open for business.
Reagents. Sounds techy! (even though anyone in a chemical industry says “chemicals”) Reagents must mean a lab? A lab with a safety director and a bigass MSDS book? The kind of lab that has people with postgraduate degrees who know they have to register their inventory with the state department of industrial health and safety because they work with chemicals? A lab that gets fire inspections so the firemen know what’s there if they ever have to go in?
Yeah, we’ll just throw those reagents away. Or let some yahoo worker out back take what he wants. Because no one
*with the state environmental agency will ever ask for an accounting
*or the health office
*or the fire department
*or the DEA who think they get to control every chemical whether or not it’s listed in the federal regulations
*or the accountants with the bank and the creditors who want their money and require by law that the debtor sell those chemicals to some other lab to pay them off
Reagents, my ass. You’re probably a Sergeant, not a Captain.
hahaha classic