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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: blueveil on May 18, 2013, 06:58 pm

Title: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: blueveil on May 18, 2013, 06:58 pm
We feel like we have been gone for a while and are wanting to come back..... Problem is we are still stocking up to sell again. So why not give free shit away?!?!?!?!?!?


We have come across 2oz of the now federally banned Bizarro incense. This isn't something we mess with firsthand, but we are told this is a particularly potent incense so go sparingly. This is all going to one lucky winner. What is it you have to do? Write us up a short 3-5 sentence paragraph stating why you should be the winner of this prize. We will pick the best one and mail it out on us even shipping!!!!!! For security purposes, we will be repackaging all the product into one container. We are not affiliated, but a newer vendor has started selling this incense on SR so I will shout out his vendor account bbhc52.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d5fb486315
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: bbhc52 on May 18, 2013, 07:05 pm
We feel like we have been gone for a while and are wanting to come back..... Problem is we are still stocking up to sell again. So why not give free shit away?!?!?!?!?!?


We have come across 2oz of the now federally banned Bizarro incense. This isn't something we mess with firsthand, but we are told this is a particularly potent incense so go sparingly. This is all going to one lucky winner. What is it you have to do? Write us up a short 3-5 sentence paragraph stating why you should be the winner of this prize. We will pick the best one and mail it out on us even shipping!!!!!! For security purposes, we will be repackaging all the product into one container. We are not affiliated, but a newer vendor has started selling this incense on SR so I will shout out his vendor account bbhc52.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d5fb486315

Thank you for the shout out if you ever want to continue to sell Bizarro locally let me know, we can work something out  ;)
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: blueveil on May 18, 2013, 07:19 pm
We feel like we have been gone for a while and are wanting to come back..... Problem is we are still stocking up to sell again. So why not give free shit away?!?!?!?!?!?


We have come across 2oz of the now federally banned Bizarro incense. This isn't something we mess with firsthand, but we are told this is a particularly potent incense so go sparingly. This is all going to one lucky winner. What is it you have to do? Write us up a short 3-5 sentence paragraph stating why you should be the winner of this prize. We will pick the best one and mail it out on us even shipping!!!!!! For security purposes, we will be repackaging all the product into one container. We are not affiliated, but a newer vendor has started selling this incense on SR so I will shout out his vendor account bbhc52.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d5fb486315

Thank you for the shout out if you ever want to continue to sell Bizarro locally let me know, we can work something out  ;)

We never did sell the stuff. We just recently acquired a decent amount and figured we would give it away as we don't use the stuff ourselves. Thanks for the offer though much appreciated. A friendly shoutout when we reopen would be nice though if you wouldn't mind.

 Good Vibes though and Welcome to SR!!!!
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: bbhc52 on May 18, 2013, 07:39 pm
We feel like we have been gone for a while and are wanting to come back..... Problem is we are still stocking up to sell again. So why not give free shit away?!?!?!?!?!?


We have come across 2oz of the now federally banned Bizarro incense. This isn't something we mess with firsthand, but we are told this is a particularly potent incense so go sparingly. This is all going to one lucky winner. What is it you have to do? Write us up a short 3-5 sentence paragraph stating why you should be the winner of this prize. We will pick the best one and mail it out on us even shipping!!!!!! For security purposes, we will be repackaging all the product into one container. We are not affiliated, but a newer vendor has started selling this incense on SR so I will shout out his vendor account bbhc52.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d5fb486315

Thank you for the shout out if you ever want to continue to sell Bizarro locally let me know, we can work something out  ;)

We never did sell the stuff. We just recently acquired a decent amount and figured we would give it away as we don't use the stuff ourselves. Thanks for the offer though much appreciated. A friendly shoutout when we reopen would be nice though if you wouldn't mind.

 Good Vibes though and Welcome to SR!!!!
Hey man I sure will, and thanks for the welcoming, I really do enjoy this community, most of the vendors and buyers alike. Good luck with your promo hope it brings you in some good well deserved business!
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: blueveil on May 18, 2013, 08:25 pm
BTW this is a USA only offer.
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: Maleficence on May 18, 2013, 09:15 pm
Man you would not believe this, but that same Bizarro incense my ex-gf was JUST telling me about it (the ones that come in the little black bags that say Bizarro on them), and we wanted to get some, but the headshops here stopped selling that stuff recently so I never got to try it.  I am currently getting drug tested, and I still use drugs, but I do so sparingly, and am always looking for cool stuff that doesn't show up on a drug test that is still safe.  From what I've heard as far as stuff like "spice" goes I have heard good things about Bizarro, and would love to try.
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: blueveil on May 19, 2013, 09:45 am
Bump. Free shit anyone?  8)
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: Trappy on May 19, 2013, 09:59 am
Please don't do what you're intending.

Please rip up the packaging, and repack it into 10-20 different packages, and ask for a small donation towards shipping costs. I wouldn't want a package, but I'd gladly pay the shipping cost for someone else to receive one of the mentioned smaller packages.

The amount of joy created by giving 10-20 different people a small gift will outweigh the joy of one person receiving a large gift by a tremendous margin. The joy from receiving each subsequent gram of Incense is subject to diminishing returns, and is thus significantly inefficient in creating joy.
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: blueveil on May 19, 2013, 10:45 am
That is a lot of work that we just aren't in the mood of doing. One winner, and you shouldn't smoke that whole bag at once or alone. This is powerful stuff that is basically a one hitter quitter for most people so if you are the winner just pay it forward some.
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: blueveil on May 19, 2013, 04:15 pm
Man you would not believe this, but that same Bizarro incense my ex-gf was JUST telling me about it (the ones that come in the little black bags that say Bizarro on them), and we wanted to get some, but the headshops here stopped selling that stuff recently so I never got to try it.  I am currently getting drug tested, and I still use drugs, but I do so sparingly, and am always looking for cool stuff that doesn't show up on a drug test that is still safe.  From what I've heard as far as stuff like "spice" goes I have heard good things about Bizarro, and would love to try.

You are the only one to even chime in for FREE SHIT!!!! You win! PGP encrypt us your name and address and we will ship it out to you Monday.
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: blueveil on May 20, 2013, 09:16 am
Wow I guess he didn't really want it since he never got back with me. Contest is reopened. 3 sentences or less why you deserve a FAT bag of incense for FREE!!!!
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: autobondon on May 21, 2013, 07:04 pm
well i could really use this right now, im doing an internship at my dream job atm and they drug test all interns randomly and i had to switch to synthetics awhile back. I actually made an order with bbhc awhile ago and really liked his stuff. I could actually really use this to keep me from smoking weed lol, because i know i will if i dont have some smoke


PS- i love your avatar
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: nitpi950 on May 21, 2013, 07:18 pm
Do you happen to know, blueveil, which synthetic cannabinoid/s is/are included in this blend?
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: blueveil on May 21, 2013, 09:53 pm
According to the manf, it is 5F-AKB48 at a ratio of 2g of 5F-AKB48 per oz of plant material.
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: Maleficence on May 22, 2013, 12:15 am
Hey, man. I finally got back to you with my details sorry I was a little slow I was pre-occupied with orders on SR, and on Atlantis, and I didn't check on here for a couple days there.
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: blueveil on May 22, 2013, 12:42 am
Original winner finally got back in contact with me so this is over folks!!!!  8)
Title: Re: Free Bizarro Incense
Post by: autobondon on May 22, 2013, 01:08 am
ahh damnit