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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: FUNKYMAMA on February 15, 2013, 07:17 pm
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Hey everyone! I am a CANNABIS vendor and I need more people to sign up to review my products if I send them a free sample. You only have to pay for the shipping and you get a fat sack of some purple diesel, girl scout cookies, or cherry pie. I am willing to send a sample out to people who are trusted reviewers ONLY. However, there is no limit on the amount of samples I'm willing to send out so don't be afraid to ask for samples if you can leave a good review! Thanks!
PM me for the link to the sample listing!
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Which country do you vend from? I review THC products only if they're domestic
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hey TK1991. I vend from US and domestic only at the moment. I'm only going to do more extensive research on the safest international shipping methods but i guess we'll see depending on what info i come up with and how safe i feel taking the risks. thanks a lot! :) currently, my domestic shipping methods are not even going to warrant any suspicion at all. mylar bags will only be used for ounces or higher (for those expecting to see a mylar layer in their samples).
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Taking the plunge now, will be sure to leave detailed feedback. :)
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Review of Vendor: FunkyMama
Strain:Girl Scout Cookies
Date ordered: 2/17 +Date Received: 2/20
Shipping:5/5 The shipping was super fast! I would say the quickest I have experience on the SR to date. From FunkyMama to me in 2 business days! I say business days because I did not confirm the sample until Sunday afternoon, and Monday was a postal service holiday. Technically not counting today (Wednesday 2/20) it has only been 1 business day! I was caught completely by surprise seeing the package in my mailbox!
Packaging:5/5 Standard stealth packaging. There was no damage to the box I received my sample in, without going into too much detail it was double vac sealed with an additional “visual deterrent” to block anyone from taking a peek at your herbs.
Communication:5/5 All of my communication regarding the order was done so over the forums, either in her thread or over PM. It seems to me that FunkyMama emphasizes customer service just like any “GOOD” vendor should! My questions were answered promptly (within hours) and very clear precise directions were given from her.
Bud Appearance:5/5This bud has been expertly cured not too dry, not too fresh. The buds I received were of average size (For a free sample it was more than enough 2 nugs = 1.1g total; 1 nug 0.5 the other 0.6) I’m sure larger buds are available, I mean who gives away their biggest buds to free samplers ha ha! The buds were dense and tight but not crushed by the packaging. You can tell these are grown with HID lights with someone who knows what they are doing. Wonderful light and dark green hues with an ample dusting of trichromes on the outside, but just like real Girl Scout Cookies, the best part to these Girl Scout Cookies is in the middle! After breaking the buds in half you can see a sea of golden trichromes packed in throughout each nugget, and the smell! I can only imagine what an ounce of this smells like… I could smell the crisp fresh almost fruity aroma through the inner layer of vac seal (NOTE: I do not mean I could not smell it through the double vac, only after piercing the outer vac seal layer did I smell the lovely scent)
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HI RES PHOTO: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/wtk.jpg
ANOTHER: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/wtq.jpg
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High:5/5 Real time thoughts on the high, and its about 45 min since I smoked. Very stimulating head buzz with a solid underlying body buzz. I would recommend this as a wake and bake weed. Good for anxiety, or a case of the lazies, it’ll motivate you to get up and do something.
Final thoughts:5/5 Everything 5/5 excellent weed, great courteous vendor. It gets the Bear Gryls Seal of Approval, and if Bear likes it, you’ll like it!
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This is a Review of FunkyMama’s marijuana strain called "Purple Diesel"
Shipping- 5/5------- Very Fast shipping. I ordered on Wednesday. She mailed it on Thursday. I received my product Saturday. Total of 3 days to the East Coast mailbox. Awesome.
Packaging- 5/5--------- Awesome packaging. Double Vacuum sealed bag. Very stealthy packaging with extras items to keep things from rattling around . Even if the package was opened up accidently, there would be no issues, because it is nicely disguised. Both of the samples were in different bags, and labelled accordingly. Great.
Communication- 5/5--------- The vendors answers all my questions. She responds to messages within few hours. Very nice and honest person to communicate with. Fantastic.
Product Characteristics- 5/5--------- The Purple Diesel is definitely Nice looking bud. The bud is covered in trichomes, which gives it a yellow tint to overall color. The bud itself is a medium shade of green, but its colour is hidden by all the trichomes. The trichomes look well done, and much are completely amber in colour, which seems like the bud, was grown to its potential. Its covered in dark red, short, hairs all over the bud. The sample was definite Indoor grown bud, that was hand trimmed, with no loose sugar leaves. The name has purple in it, but I didn’t see any purple on the bud… Still fantastic…and is Diesel for sure.
Product Quality- 5/5--------- The bud was Awesome. I couldn’t smell the bud at first, within the bag. Once I broke it up, the smell comes out rushing. Nice and Strong Diesel, smell to it. The bud itself Brakes apart, and crumbles nicely. The bud was nicely dried, and cured to perfection. As you break it apart, it sheds trichomes.
The taste reminded me of either Skunk/Haze/ Cheese strains flavour. It’s a very tasty, and sweet to taste. Now when you smoking it, it tastes sweet at first, with a kick of flavor. When you exhale there is a very spicy taste to it. I had this taste from Medicinal marijuana before, so spicy is very common. Remind me of Haze strains. HAHA now looking at the strain chart, I was 100% right on the Haze!!
The high is very potent. I mean I smoked like two bowls, and I was way tooo high. This is very potent Indica strain, that every time I smoked it, I was either nodding out, or had to go to sleep, during the day time.... This is very downer, and time to sleep bud. Perfect for those sleepless night. The bud was definitely a creeper, takes a few minutes for it to hit you. I think being well done, played a major role in the high, because the longer it goes, the more CBD it gets. And I feel like this bud has major CBD goin on. The bud also gave me Major Munchies, every dam time, just random food items that I had to consume.
Now I got two samples in the package. I talked to Mama about doing both the reviews, but she told to stay focus on the Purple Diesel the most, cause Bubba was just a Extra gift, and she is out of it. I liked the Diesel with 2:1 ratio. I told her to stay with Diesel, cause it was the best.
So Mama, if you want me to share the Bubba strain experience, I will do it asap, just let me know.
Thanks a ton, for hooking it up major, and giving me both of the samples to try.
In conclusion - 5/5--------- This was an Awesome Quality marijuana! I would recommend this Purple Diesel to others, and If you want Strong, Potent, and Great Quality marijuana than…. FunkyMama!!!!!!!! is the vendor to go to.
FunkyMama!!!!!!!! Thank You so much for letting me sample your product and write a review. You have a great product my friend.
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Well now that I'm nice and snowed in, It'll give me a chance to write this full review on the sample I received from FUNKYMAMA. It may take a minute cause I'm smoking the shit out of it right now.
Strain: Girl Scout Cookies
Amount-'FAT SAMPLE'...wound up weighing on .94g in two nuggets-good enough for me to write a review about :)
BACKGROUND: I have a local connect here in my town that gets all types of funky strains from California, including the ones that FUNKYMAMA has for sale. Because of this, I sampled the strain Girl Scout Cookies as I am VERY familiar with it and it's one of my favorites.
COMMUNICATION: 10/10 Once I saw the desire for trusted reviewers on the forum, once I inquired regarding it there was a very swift line of communication between us. No issues here, they are on top of their business.
SHIPPING: 10/10 Ordered I believe last Saturday, was shipped on Tuesday (legal holiday Monday, fuck the presdients) and arrived Wednesday.
PACKAGING 10/10 The stealth was decent enough for domestic and such a small amount-double vac sealed and even the vac seal contained a stealth method. Nice little message on the bag, I appreciate a friendly vendor :)
PRODUCT: 10/10 The picture of the product in beargyrls review is completely on par with what I received. As a matter of fact, their review is exactly how I would have said it-but better.
Bud Appearance:5/5This bud has been expertly cured not too dry, not too fresh. The buds I received were of average size (For a free sample it was more than enough 2 nugs = 1.1g total; 1 nug 0.5 the other 0.6) I’m sure larger buds are available, I mean who gives away their biggest buds to free samplers ha ha! The buds were dense and tight but not crushed by the packaging. You can tell these are grown with HID lights with someone who knows what they are doing. Wonderful light and dark green hues with an ample dusting of trichromes on the outside, but just like real Girl Scout Cookies, the best part to these Girl Scout Cookies is in the middle! After breaking the buds in half you can see a sea of golden trichromes packed in throughout each nugget, and the smell! I can only imagine what an ounce of this smells like… I could smell the crisp fresh almost fruity aroma through the inner layer of vac seal (NOTE: I do not mean I could not smell it through the double vac, only after piercing the outer vac seal layer did I smell the lovely scent)
This bud is absolutely gorgeous-flat out
EFFECTS: 10/10 This bud retained a very long high for me-energentic and uplifting. Not a thing different than what I'm used to with this very high quality strain.
Overall, a perfect transaction. For the listed price of the zip, I will for sure be back to purchase one as his listing is $75 cheaper than what I pay in my hometown.
Thank you FUNKYMAMA, and I wish you the best of luck with your business here on silkroad.
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I'm leaving my review of the Purple Diesel sample that was sent to me by FunkyMama.
First, the communication was warm and friendly. Seems like a person that has been in the community as a buyer for a while.
Next, the packaging was very proper and fitting for this product in a domestic shipping. It was vacuum sealed twice, insinde a ziplock bag. There was also a visual barrier at each layer. Outside of package was total business as usual. I do love that shipping does not come from a known west coast medical pot state. This is the last state would have expected to receive this from. I actually thought it had to be another order when I saw it!, LOL!
As for the weed, it was pretty normal california indoor pot. I do love diesel strains, because they alleviate my panic attacks better than any other variety. The sample was 2 half gram size buds that were dense, fragrant, and covered with a fair amount of trichomes. My only critique would be that they were a tad overdried and undercured, and could have been flushed a bit longer. The plus side is that slightly dryer weed equals slightly fatter ounces and the smell and taste is still nothing other than delicious! When considering the value, the safety of ordering from a non-drug state, and the faster shipping to east coasters, I think this vendor will prove reliable, fair, and honest. I recommend giving her a try, and can't wait to try her wax and get a fatter sack myself!
Thanks FUNKYMAMA, I know you will have many happy customers here on the road!
5/5 over all Recommended!!
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Here's my review for FunkyMama
Shipping and Packaging: The sample was ordered on Wednesday the 20th and arrived Friday the 22nd to the East Coast. Impressive. As far as packaging, let me just say it was overkill. This was a 1 gram sample bro, not anthrax. I felt like a god damned excavator going through all the vacuum seals and paper coverings.
Product Appearance: When I finally managed to unwrap the sample ( ;)) it was about 1 gram of Girl Scout Cookies. I posted a [HI-RES] image on Reddit, which I will link below this. As you can see, this is a beautiful and frosty specimen. It was very pungent for a small sample and smelt sweet like my previous strains of girl scout cookies. It was well cured but a little drier than my tastes.
[CLEARNET WARNING]
http://www.reddit.com/user/IGetDankShit/submitted/
The post is the one labeled Girl Scout Cookies <3
The Smoke: I got ripped off a bowl. I can't comment too much on the buzz because I smoke a shit load and had already done a few dabs before this. I know the product is dank and definitely Grade A+. You won't be disappointed with quality and taste, and this strain is a personal favorite of mine.
Communication: Funky is punctual and helpful. He was kind enough to let me sample his product and I am probably going to place an order for his wax once it comes in.
Overall: Good communication, good product, fast shipping, good stealth, solid vendor. 5/5
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First, my apologies to FM. I received last Tuesday, but between being away at a trade show as well as having some difficulty getting on the forums, I wasn't able to post until today.
Item: 1g sample of Purple Diesel
Communication/Speed: Asked for the link, had it within an hour, ordered, and the item was in transit within another hour. It arrived a fairly decent distance three days later including a postal holiday. All in all, outstanding.
Packaging: Package was well sealed, and there was a color barrier, but it wasn't terrific. This is one area I'd hope FM steps her game up a bit. That said, bud did come uncompressed and completely sealed - so hard to rate anything below a 4/5.
Product: This one was likely a little bit on the old side, as it was pretty brittle, but still demonstrated an exceptional cure and trim job - one of the best on the road. This particular phenotype definitely falls far more heavily in the Purple Kush realm than the Sour Diesel. Its flavor is very floral, almost potpourris in scent, but it does carry some of the thick, lingering aromatic qualities of Sour Diesel. Its flavor certainly lasts similarly to the Diesel, that's for sure.
In terms of potency, it's often hard for me to judge as I smoke approximately 2-4 grams of medicinal grade cannabis in a given day. What I will say is that the buzz came on well, even for a veteran smoker, and seemed a more balanced hybrid than most I've seen. All in all the combination of flavor and high were definitely top tier.
All in all, I'm likely to give FM a run again just to see if her inventory consistently maintains this kind of care outside of the samples - but I'll say this, I've got no issue what-so-ever with recommending other buyers on the road give her a shot. Definitely worth it for the curious.
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Sounds great! I'd love to try some Cherry Pie. I'm on Ballz & Blargh's Reliable Reviewers list. I'll hit you up on SR. Thanks
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thanks guys for the reviews! I just received all new fresh batches of Cherry Pie, Purple Diesel, and Grand Daddy Purple. I got a few ounces of Girl Scout Cookies left available!
all people who left reviews will get extra on their first purchase as well :)
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What would you recommend? Cherry pie or GSC?
I've been dying to try out the real stuff and it looks like Funkymama might just have it
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My review of FUNKYMAMA
My order
1g OG KUSH
1g. Purple Kush
1g Girl Scout Cookie
1g Cherry Pie
Shipping- 5/5 Falls under some of the fastest bud shipping on SR.
Stealth- 5/5 Well done, air tight seals. Does the job
Communication- 5/5 Seller is super fast getting back to you. Also the friendliness helps quite a bit.
Product
OG Kush- Ah the classic OG. This was a very distinct high that lasted considerably longer than the others. The taste was ok but not all that. When you take a huge rip of this to the dome you definitely feel it right away and maintain the same feeling for a while. It had a very nice clean look to the bud. A light green tint with very red trichs.
Purple Kush- WOW. What a awesome looking bud. This is the real deal purp. It had such a darker purple tint to it which I loved. Almost nearly a black. The taste was exquisite as well. If you know what purple taste like it definitely lived up to that. The high was ok I suppose. Not as good as all of the others but it is for sure a Kush high.
Cherry Pie- Love absolutely LOVED the taste that came with this strain. It was so distinguishing, almost such a taste that it would fall under incense not bud! Mostly just a really darker fruity taste. The color on the cherry pie is also nice. I loved the yellowish tint. It is a very independent strain as I have not seen many like it. The high came on nicely like the others but was somewhat stronger than the purp & gsc.
Girl Scout Cookie- This was my least favorite of the 4 for no particular reason. I think it might have been that out of all of the others it was the most normal looking/tasting. It had a nice after taste for sure. The high was hard to tell because I was constantly blowing down on the other strains. But it is a nice addition to any stash. I enjoyed smoking the GSC personally.
I loved my whole experience with this vendor. I had recently read a post from someone about this vendor claiming that their buds were sub-par. This is totally false, they are all beautiful, fresh, tasty, & best off all get you high as fuck! Will order again!