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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: BruceCampbell on May 09, 2013, 04:37 am

Title: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 09, 2013, 04:37 am
Why the hell didn't I think of this? I'll mail shit to people. I HAVE MAILED SHIT TO PEOPLE... YOU BASTARDS STOLE MY IDEA!!!


http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-05-07/fyi-if-theres-someone-you-hate-you-can-send-them-an-anonymous-package-of-poop/

I feel that it’s my doodie to let you know about some of the crappy services that you might not have known existed on the internet. I hope you enjoyed all the puns in that sentence, because they were meant to foreshadow what I am about to share: you can purchase poop online.

For about $30, depending on the what kind of excrement you choose, ShitSenders.com will anonymously deliver your choice of  cow, gorilla or elephant shit to the stupid ex, evil boss, annoying neighbor or asshole frenemy of your choosing. The site’s tagline says it well: “Has some one really pissed you off? Don’t get mad, GET EVEN. Send that special some one a big stinky pile of shit.”

Anonymous of Harrisburg, PA writes:

    “Greatest gag gift ever. I sent one to my jackass brother in law and the whole family found out about it and they are all teasing him. He dosen’t know who it came from. He’s so pissed off it’s great. It makes for charming Sunday dinner conversation.”

This is more or less the modern version of prank calling, tee-peeing or leaving a flaming bag of poop on your enemies’ doorstep — all of which were very popular methods of revenge in the ’80s. I never was bold enough to do the flaming poop bag thing, but after I saw “Can’t Buy Me Love,” I always dreamed of doing it. I did more of the prank calling and tee-peeing than I care to admit. But I imagine anything involving poop would have been more satisfying. Now revenge is all Facebook stalking and Twitter wars and naked photo leaking. Let’s get back to revenge basics with POOP! Hmmm. I can think of a few people who deserve to get a shit package from me.

[The Daily Dot]
[Shit Senders]

Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: ytabletrash on May 09, 2013, 04:49 am
Sounds like a shit show.
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: FlyingFuck on May 09, 2013, 04:53 am
I wonder which type of shit smells the worst?
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: jnemonic on May 09, 2013, 05:10 am
Or tastes the best...? :o
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 09, 2013, 05:22 am
I mean in all honestly I was going to go around and sift through litterboxes and find piles of random dogshit or eat a hell of a lot of Arby's and make a few listings for poop in a box but these guys seem to have put a good amount of professionalism into this.

Is it legal to operate a shit in the mail website?

Isn't that a biohazard or something?
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: jnemonic on May 09, 2013, 05:37 am
Ha ha, not if its Viking shit. :P

Imagine sending shit from celebrity's?  :o
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: NewStem on May 09, 2013, 05:51 am
The best, cruelest part is this one:

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Each package contains the following business card, right in the shit! When they see the front of the card they will have to open the bag releasing the nasty aroma and dig it out of the shit only to find this on the back.
http://shitsenders.com/order/

I have a feeling my ShitSenders buyer stats will quickly surpass my SR ones.
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 09, 2013, 05:53 am
I'd buy one of Winona Ryder's turds and put it in a little box. I'm sure it would be dainty and come out of the anus wrapped in a frilly bow like a bar of soap.
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: Chaosforpeace on May 09, 2013, 07:52 am
How do you know it's really gorilla shit? I want to see the gorilla shitting before I throw down some cash.

Chaos
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 09, 2013, 09:48 am
They've had companies that send shit for over a decade.  I've posted three different ones on here before.  They actually have a selection of poop.
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: d0z3r on May 09, 2013, 12:43 pm
haha good stuff
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 09, 2013, 06:12 pm
They've had companies that send shit for over a decade.  I've posted three different ones on here before.  They actually have a selection of poop.

Well you're on your shit then.

 8)

Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Title: Re: Finally! An anonymous shit delivery service! Send poop to someone in the mail...
Post by: Chaosforpeace on May 10, 2013, 07:26 am
They've had companies that send shit for over a decade.  I've posted three different ones on here before.  They actually have a selection of poop.

Well you're on your shit then.

 8)

Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Damn you Bruce beat me to the joke.

Chaos