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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Ballzinator on January 16, 2013, 01:04 pm
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Just to clarify: I'm not racist. I do enjoy a good racist joke though. Like this one:
Why do black people get red eyes when having sex? Because of the pepper spray ;D
Anyone else?
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Just to clarify; i'm not telling you to fuck off. I would like you to vacate and fornicate though.
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Just to clarify; i'm not telling you to fuck off. I would like you to vacate and fornicate though.
;D +1
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I was going to make a Gay joke.. Butt Fuck it Cum on Guys, gay jokes are no longer funny.
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I'm not racist; My best friend was black, until my granddad sold him.
(Btw, I'm definitely not racist. I have a colored T.V)
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Why did the black mom stop putting her kids in the sandbox?
Because the cat kept burying them
PS- definitely not racist, there was a couple black kids that attended my high school
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Ok this isnt a joke, just something amusing that happened to me a few years ago.
A bit of background. In western Africa, there is a country called Niger.
A few years ago there was a famine in Niger.
I was in the gym and by the running machines there are a load of TVs, but no sound as you need to use earphones for that.
Several of the TVs had the BBC news on and there was the typical shots of starving Africans, starving kids with flies on them etc.
The caption below was : NIGER FAMINE CRISIS
My friend turned around to me and said F**cking Hell.. how can the BBC get away with that!!!!! Thats racist!!! Whoever wrote that should be sacked.
It took me a few seconds to figure out what he was on about.
I had to explain to him that Niger is a country and that you can shout Niger from the rooftops and none should take offense.
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Ok this isnt a joke, just something amusing that happened to me a few years ago.
A bit of background. In western Africa, there is a country called Niger.
A few years ago there was a famine in Niger.
I was in the gym and by the running machines there are a load of TVs, but no sound as you need to use earphones for that.
Several of the TVs had the BBC news on and there was the typical shots of starving Africans, starving kids with flies on them etc.
The caption below was : NIGER FAMINE CRISIS
My friend turned around to me and said F**cking Hell.. how can the BBC get away with that!!!!! Thats racist!!! Whoever wrote that should be sacked.
It took me a few seconds to figure out what he was on about.
I had to explain to him that Niger is a country and that you can shout Niger from the rooftops and none should take offense.
Wow, I probably would react the same way as your friend. Even thought I know of the country, there has to be a better name than NIGER FAMINE CRISIS.
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How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months...
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There is an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they walk into a Welsh bar..........
You really cant get much more racist than that can you?
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Black guy and a dominican guy in a car, whos driving?..the cops.
A jew , black guy, and a white guy find a lamp. genie says one wish each, jew said i wish for all my people to be free in the home land, black guy wishes the same, white guy "you mean to tell me all the jews and niggers are gone?".."ill take a coke"
Why no blacks in baseball?.. always stealing bases
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This one isn't racist, but made me laugh none-the-less;
So I had an appointment the other day,
My name was called, so I went around back and the technician greeted me and told me to lay down,
He started to rub my chest, and told me to take deep breaths,
He moved down to my stomach and told me to take more breaths,
He moved down... down.... down..... Until he was rubbing my genitals...
He stayed there for a while just rubbing. I felt uncomfortable, but the technician just assured me that this was part of the process.
He finished and I went on my way, feeling dirty.
When I got home, I told my wife,"I'm never going to that dentist again..."
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Two amish women were digging potatoes in the field one day. Bessie pulled out two huge ones. she turned to Sara and said "Ya know Sara, these potatoes remind me of my Jakies balls." "Why you mean that.. Jakies balls are that big?" asked Sara. "No", replied Bessie, "but they are that dirty."
What's the difference between a Jew and a frozen pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
How do you blindfold a Chinaman?
With dental floss
Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?
The kids would be too lazy to steal cars
What do you call a black man with a PHD?
Nigger
How do you kill a redneck?
While he's fucking his sister cut the brake lines for his house.
What's the difference between a black man and a large, pepperoni pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four
There's no way that I'm a racist, I have a black Facebook friend ;}
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Two amish women were digging potatoes in the field one day. Bessie pulled out two huge ones. she turned to Sara and said "Ya know Sara, these potatoes remind me of my Jakies balls." "Why you mean that.. Jakies balls are that big?" asked Sara. "No", replied Bessie, "but they are that dirty."
What's the difference between a Jew and a frozen pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
How do you blindfold a Chinaman?
With dental floss
Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?
The kids would be too lazy to steal cars
What do you call a black man with a PHD?
Nigger
How do you kill a redneck?
While he's fucking his sister cut the brake lines for his house.
What's the difference between a black man and a large, pepperoni pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four
There's no way that I'm a racist, I have a black Facebook friend ;}
These are great ;D
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ehhhh...maybe a few of those jokes were decent. check these...
what do you call 4 mexicans drowning in a pool?? quatro cinco
whats the difference b/w an iraqee woman and a catfish?? one has whiskers and smells, the other can swim and breath under water
whats the difference b/w michael jackson and caviar?? one is black and comes on little white crackers...and michael jackson is dead
whats the difference b/w a priest and zit?? a zit waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face
a priest and rabbi were walking down the road, and the priest says "we should go to my parish and fuck some alter boys", and the rabbi goes "out of what??"
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@jvhero whats the difference b/w a priest and zit?? a zit waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face
Haha, wow that is deliciously bad XD
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How are hispanics like sperm?
Theres millions of them and only 1 works
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What starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you don't wanna call a black guy?
Neighbor.
I hooked up with a couple black chicks a few times so I'm totally not racist 8)
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How are hispanics like sperm?
Theres millions of them and only 1 works
that's hilarious :D
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How are hispanics like sperm?
Theres millions of them and only 1 works
that's hilarious :D
This one made me laugh as well XD
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How are hispanics like sperm?
Theres millions of them and only 1 works
that's hilarious :D
This one made me laugh as well XD
Along the same vein:
How do you starve a Mexican/black guy?
Hide their food stamps under their work boots!
You guys made me do it.
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I love racist jokes! Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they're knee-grows! lol only one I know
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Hmm.. Before i start this does anyone have any niggers in their family tree? I do, in the oak tree in the backyard.
Whats the difference between snow tires and a nigger? the snow tires won't sing when you put chains on them.
How come black people aren't allowed in space? Their lips explode at 40,000 ft.
What do you call a black guy on the moon? A problem. 50 on the moon? A bigger problem. All the niggers in the world on the moon? Problem solved.
And we all know how to babysit a niglet if need be, apply velcro to desired position, and apply head. Should stick just fine.