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Title: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 07, 2013, 10:57 am
Hi Ya

A while back some samples were sent out by CE
however there has not been any feedback by anyone
regarding quality/stealth etc.

I just checked his feedback and there are only a few FE reviews
while he does not even require to FE??

Not trying to troll here but it just seems a bit odd?

Is there anyone out there that has received anything from CE?

Cheers
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 07, 2013, 01:06 pm
I order a .1 sample. it is in transit. no FE. I sent him a PM. seems like a very nice guy and seems ready to become a good vendor. I think im close to his geographical shipping location so i should receive in a couple of days. I will post a review a.s.a.p.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Stoner Kebab on April 07, 2013, 03:34 pm
I plan to order two grams next week if he allows me to stay in escrow, will tell you ! ;)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 07, 2013, 03:39 pm
I plan to order two grams next week if he allows me to stay in escrow, will tell you ! ;)

He doesn't require FE
He cannot require FE because his a new vendor

I have some of his cocaine in transit, will write review when received
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: weed4me6969 on April 07, 2013, 03:51 pm
I wanted to get some soooooo bad!!!  But due to no feedback and zero sales, I kinda had to go with TopGear.  He actually has pics of the test results up and tons of feedback.   

But if CE is the real deal, i totally want to try him out, please post reviews on this thread guys.   Thanks!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 07, 2013, 04:03 pm
I wanted to get some soooooo bad!!!  But due to no feedback and zero sales, I kinda had to go with TopGear.  He actually has pics of the test results up and tons of feedback.   

But if CE is the real deal, i totally want to try him out, please post reviews on this thread guys.   Thanks!

His got sample listings

silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/4bb8721d16


Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Stoner Kebab on April 07, 2013, 04:06 pm
I plan to order two grams next week if he allows me to stay in escrow, will tell you ! ;)

He doesn't require FE
He cannot require FE because his a new vendor

I have some of his cocaine in transit, will write review when received

He asked for my stats for a reason i guess... so i'm waiting...
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 08, 2013, 02:03 am
Guess we'll just have to be patience :D

I ordered 1 gr too and will let you guys know
how i go.

Finger crossed  8)

Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Cotchept on April 08, 2013, 02:26 am
I too found it funny that people already FE'd. The samples should be here sometime this week i'm guessing. Can't wait to finally give it a try.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Roxanne on April 08, 2013, 06:06 am
I've put in an order to and he didnt ask me to finalize early
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 08, 2013, 06:36 am

what up homies?!?
i'm one of the samplers.. and haven't yet received..
but i'm expecting it sometime this week!!
so i'll keep all you lovely lovelies updated!!

peace!!
be safe!!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 08, 2013, 07:04 am
Ordered.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: trolley on April 08, 2013, 12:16 pm
Got a sample of the hq batch ordered, hoping for it later in the week or early next hope it will change my perception that coke isn't worth it:-)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: weed4me6969 on April 08, 2013, 09:05 pm
i hope someone gets theirs soon cuz i wanna order sum!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Stoner Kebab on April 09, 2013, 11:39 pm
Placed an order too yesterday, stay in escrow but was last seen: one day ago...
Will tell here how is the blow !
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 09, 2013, 11:51 pm
Surely someone is due soon
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 10, 2013, 12:34 am
Surely someone is due soon

surely you jest!!
i do..
but don't call me shirley!!  ;)

i know homie!! the anticipation is driving me nuts!!  :P
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 10, 2013, 12:39 am
i got .3 of A and B coming my way..
excited to say the least...
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 10, 2013, 01:52 am
Don't want to be trolling here, but does
no one find in suspicious that even within
the USA nothing has arrived. Samples were
send out approx 8 days ago?

We'll see I suppose.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 10, 2013, 02:58 am
Don't want to be trolling here, but does
no one find in suspicious that even within
the USA nothing has arrived. Samples were
send out approx 8 days ago?

We'll see I suppose.
It does and it doesn't.  The only reason I could find that is CocaExpress didn't send it out on time or somehow where his mail got picked up were being lazy and took extra long.  I've had new vendors say that shipped it out way sooner than it actually was.  One package took 2 weeks first class and I got really worried. 
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Cotchept on April 10, 2013, 03:17 am
Don't want to be trolling here, but does
no one find in suspicious that even within
the USA nothing has arrived. Samples were
send out approx 8 days ago?

We'll see I suppose.
It does and it doesn't.  The only reason I could find that is CocaExpress didn't send it out on time or somehow where his mail got picked up were being lazy and took extra long.  I've had new vendors say that shipped it out way sooner than it actually was.  One package took 2 weeks first class and I got really worried.

This is what i'm thinking. From what I remember my sample was in transit the Friday before Easter and Coca said they went out the Tuesday after Easter. I don't really care and i'm not worried as these are literally his first orders on here. All i'm concerned with is if his coke is as fire as has been claimed.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: arcus101 on April 10, 2013, 06:48 am
Wow, still no reviews? I had high hopes.. I'll wait another week and then order from elsewhere.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 10, 2013, 07:12 pm
Everybody is waiting. I think unfortunately we jump the gun on a sample. I messaged him to let him know some of us are getting worried and he has been on the market but no message back. i suggested him to pop in the forum to reassure us but nothing. so i don't know. I hope i eat my words but i think hes not gonna come through. hey cocaexpress if your out there... throw us a bone. I mean if you claiming that you will be the number 1 seller of c on SR than you should be more than willing to reassure the most important customers...your first customers. good luck everybody I am still waiting also.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 10, 2013, 07:16 pm
my order has been processing for 3 and half days now,  nobody received his samples, was last seen one day ago, for some weird reason, it's not looking good.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 10, 2013, 08:07 pm

wow!!
this is getting interesting.. i have 5 days left until auto finalize on my sample order.. and it was domestic!!

i am now officially concerned!!  ???
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 10, 2013, 08:14 pm
so how does it work once we reach the end of the finalize period it goes immediately into auto finalize and we have to click resolve? or  whats the next step? I have never had to ask for a refund and i dont want to mess up my refund rate. so how does it work guys?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 10, 2013, 11:00 pm
so how does it work once we reach the end of the finalize period it goes immediately into auto finalize and we have to click resolve? or  whats the next step? I have never had to ask for a refund and i dont want to mess up my refund rate. so how does it work guys?

ya, before it auto finalizes, we take it to resolutions.. and from there we can add an extension.. which doesn't effect your buyer's score..
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 10, 2013, 11:24 pm
My orders been in processing for a few days now...

Seems abit strange nothing is arriving at all
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 10, 2013, 11:41 pm
Well if the guys in america havent received, then i think i'll stop checking the box for mine..

Its not looking good, Coca has only done 5 transactions, and theres no feedback on arrivals.

If nothing arrives, just finalize and leave a 1/5 rating. Its just a free sample, so finalize now and say will update once, or if it ever arrives. :-X
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 11, 2013, 12:18 am
Yeah I'm getting worried too.
But surely SR resolution will
provide a 100% refund since
It would be obvious that due
to his stats he never send any
thing? I ordered more that
a sampler as I got excited by
price and had/have high hope.

Good luck and keep posting.

Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 11, 2013, 12:19 am
so how does it work once we reach the end of the finalize period it goes immediately into auto finalize and we have to click resolve? or  whats the next step? I have never had to ask for a refund and i dont want to mess up my refund rate. so how does it work guys?

ya, before it auto finalizes, we take it to resolutions.. and from there we can add an extension.. which doesn't effect your buyer's score..


if i take it to resolution and theirs no response from the seller does it affect my stats when i get refunded?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: CocaExpress on April 11, 2013, 12:26 am
I'm just as surprised that nothing has showed up yet as you guys are... I thought for sure at least some would show up today ??? I guess all I can say is keep checking your boxes and check EVERY bit of your junk mail, you could toss this out pretty easily. That's the only possible thing I could think of at this point and I really hope that's not the case
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 11, 2013, 12:31 am
I'm just as surprised that nothing has showed up yet as you guys are... I thought for sure at least some would show up today ??? I guess all I can say is keep checking your boxes and check EVERY bit of your junk mail, you could toss this out pretty easily. That's the only possible thing I could think of at this point and I really hope that's not the case

Im not expecting mine for at least another week

Im just surprised no one in USA has received yet
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 11, 2013, 02:03 am
I'm just as surprised that nothing has showed up yet as you guys are... I thought for sure at least some would show up today ??? I guess all I can say is keep checking your boxes and check EVERY bit of your junk mail, you could toss this out pretty easily. That's the only possible thing I could think of at this point and I really hope that's not the case

oh believe me.. i check that shit like a drug crazed mad man.. oh wait..  :-X
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 11, 2013, 05:01 am
I'm just as surprised that nothing has showed up yet as you guys are... I thought for sure at least some would show up today ??? I guess all I can say is keep checking your boxes and check EVERY bit of your junk mail, you could toss this out pretty easily. That's the only possible thing I could think of at this point and I really hope that's not the case

oh believe me.. i check that shit like a drug crazed mad man.. oh wait..  :-X

Ha ha ha, or like a sniffer dog...."where's my toy...wheres my toy!" (sniff,sniff) :P
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: n0n00dz4u on April 11, 2013, 06:08 am
Fuck ur busainess fake nigga Jew.

Get shot with somethin big passover nigger.

No lick.

Just dead jewssssssssss
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 11, 2013, 06:27 am
Fuck ur busainess fake nigga Jew.

Get shot with somethin big passover nigger.

No lick.

Just dead jewssssssssss

Who noodz? ???
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: n0n00dz4u on April 11, 2013, 06:43 am
On the real hook me up woth some mild dausage. I got youy on the keystone and natural ice.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 11, 2013, 06:48 am
On the real hook me up woth some mild dausage. I got youy on the keystone and natural ice.

Ha ha...mmm keystone...yeah boy. 8)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 11, 2013, 07:25 am
On the real hook me up woth some mild dausage. I got youy on the keystone and natural ice.

Ha ha...mmm keystone...yeah boy. 8)

Whats this bloke on about? i cant work it out
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 11, 2013, 08:49 am
Thanks for the shooting us a post CE :)
I suppose we'll wait and see.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: CocaExpress on April 11, 2013, 08:51 am
On the real hook me up woth some mild dausage. I got youy on the keystone and natural ice.

Ha ha...mmm keystone...yeah boy. 8)

Whats this bloke on about? i cant work it out

Me neither..  :-\
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 11, 2013, 10:04 am
On the real hook me up woth some mild dausage. I got youy on the keystone and natural ice.

Ha ha...mmm keystone...yeah boy. 8)

Whats this bloke on about? i cant work it out

Not 100% sure...but he has been making me laugh...especially after a few lines.. :P
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: maniacsxc on April 11, 2013, 10:26 am
Well my sample has been in transit for 13/14 days. Dont think its coming. time to write it off
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Dicko456 on April 11, 2013, 10:57 am
Ive placed an order to Aus and based on US guys not receiveing I am beginning to think this is a scamm.

Fingerscrossed SR admin are resonable in resolution.

Dicko
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 11, 2013, 11:10 am
Hope you guys are having these sent to a dead drop...?

Just in case... :-X
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 11, 2013, 11:50 am
Hope it gets sorted out, mine just went in transit >.>
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 11, 2013, 12:01 pm


Fucken hell, now i have to burn another address.

Last time i make an order off a new vendor
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 11, 2013, 12:42 pm
why would you have to burn an address? he maybe didnt send it out. what do you think? and if he did and it got intercepted does that mean its over for that address? nothing else will get through? that sucks
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 11, 2013, 12:52 pm
Unlikely have to burn, unless LE :P

If majority didnt make it out, then its most likely a problem on his end.

So you should be right :)


Cocaexpress's listings are now down too :(
Hope its sorted out soon!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 11, 2013, 12:57 pm
why would you have to burn an address? he maybe didnt send it out. what do you think? and if he did and it got intercepted does that mean its over for that address? nothing else will get through? that sucks


Well their is a chance its a flagged address so why would i risk it?

But if they all don't arrive then obviously its a different story, also depends on the reason they didn't get through.

If LE were possibly involved then the drop needs to go

You need to be one step ahead of the dogs ;)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: MangoSeason on April 11, 2013, 12:58 pm
why would you have to burn an address? he maybe didnt send it out. what do you think? and if he did and it got intercepted does that mean its over for that address? nothing else will get through? that sucks

Depends what country your from I guess.

If I get a no show to an address I usually give it a month or two then start using it again.

It's a waste of money otherwise and a security risk.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 11, 2013, 01:08 pm
why would you have to burn an address? he maybe didnt send it out. what do you think? and if he did and it got intercepted does that mean its over for that address? nothing else will get through? that sucks

Depends what country your from I guess.

If I get a no show to an address I usually give it a month or two then start using it again.

It's a waste of money otherwise and a security risk.

Sometimes you need to waste money to be 100% safe
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 11, 2013, 01:14 pm
why would you have to burn an address? he maybe didnt send it out. what do you think? and if he did and it got intercepted does that mean its over for that address? nothing else will get through? that sucks

Depends what country your from I guess.

If I get a no show to an address I usually give it a month or two then start using it again.

It's a waste of money otherwise and a security risk.

Sometimes you need to waste money to be 100% safe


I like your style. so true. I have to learn to be patient, for some reason waiting for drugs in the mail feels like a fucking eternity.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 11, 2013, 06:37 pm
I've had domestic orders take 2x-3x as long as normal. Mail happens.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 11, 2013, 07:28 pm
I've had domestic orders take 2x-3x as long as normal. Mail happens.
True. I'll be checking my mail in 30 min and I'll come back and post my findings. Im on day 14 domestic btw...
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 11, 2013, 08:31 pm
And nothing today either. ???
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 11, 2013, 11:49 pm
im only on day 5 lol.
day 14...fuuuck.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 12, 2013, 12:16 am
i have given up and dont even bother to call the drop anymore to see if it has landed.

I mean if you guys havent received, then there's no way in hell i'm getting mine international.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 12, 2013, 12:32 am
Man I truly hope it arrives tomorrow, if not I guess Im writing it off aswel.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 12, 2013, 12:49 am
So do we get refunded asap or wait until btc rises?

This is something i have no experience in, or even better a resend

Not sure what to do anymore
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 12, 2013, 12:59 am
If this guy really sent it out, at least a few of you should've started getting it.  There's no way all of you guys live in the same neighborhood lol.

It's either this guy is lying or all his mail got caught?

I don't know this is just taking so long for 1st class mail in the States.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 12, 2013, 02:26 am

ok then..  ???

Coca,
any kind words to set the masses at ease??  :P
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: CocaExpress on April 12, 2013, 05:59 am
I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say lol... I'm just as dumbfounded as you guys are. I know first class never takes this long and I know everything was done correctly. The packaging was great in my opinion too.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 12, 2013, 06:05 am
What was the actual date you sent them out?

Im still optimistic they will start showing up tomorrow...Lets hope so.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 12, 2013, 06:44 am
I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say lol... I'm just as dumbfounded as you guys are. I know first class never takes this long and I know everything was done correctly. The packaging was great in my opinion too.

i'm just bustin your balls homie!! lol


What was the actual date you sent them out?

Im still optimistic they will start showing up tomorrow...Lets hope so.

yes, date!!
but likewise, i'm also optimistic!! cmon snail mail!!  :P
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 12, 2013, 06:47 am
Yeah happy I did not use my own addy for that
one, Learned my lesson the 1st time.  :-\

CE, out of approx 30/40 packages 0 arrived so far.
Now without disrespect that is impossible unless you
posted everything in the same mailbox in 1 day and that
mailbox got hit by lightning or the mail truck  drove
a cliff and burned down.

I swallow my words if anything arrives but so far u look
like a unreliable vendor possible LE.

Please take me of your mailing list 8)


Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 12, 2013, 07:33 am
Similar to slicksuit/koltbiz situation

except their samples did arrive
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 12, 2013, 07:42 am
guys i have real feeling its not coming. 1st i think i am close to him and nothing. second i recieved something from Canada  yesterdays so maybe address isnt burned or LE havent caught up yet. i have some peeps watching the drop for suspicious activity just to be sure. I believe  CE  Is in the same city as my drop location  so i would maybe get a love letter or weird activity before others. it think this guy has some weird motives but not sure yet why he would take the time to create a vendor accont to do this. in a court of law .1 is a fuckin joke. and if you think about it you can always tell the judge you were buying American soda. the listing says
 "#1 quality american cola." "yes your honor i though it was a new form of powdered soda" no where on the listing does he say coke or cocaine lol and none of his listings are up. sorry guys just trying to make light of this horrible situation. what a drag
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 12, 2013, 07:45 am
guys i have real feeling its not coming. 1st i think i am close to him and nothing. second i recieved something from Canada  yesterdays so maybe address isnt burned or LE havent caught up yet. i have some peeps watching the drop for suspicious activity just to be sure. I believe  CE  Is in the same city as my drop location  so i would maybe get a love letter or weird activity before others. it think this guy has some weird motives but not sure yet why he would take the time to create a vendor accont to do this. in a court of law .1 is a fuckin joke. and if you think about it you can always tell the judge you were buying American soda. the listing says
 "#1 quality american cola." "yes your honor i though it was a new form of powdered soda" no where on the listing does he say coke or cocaine lol and none of his listings are up. sorry guys just trying to make light of this horrible situation. what a drag
How do you know he is near you?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 12, 2013, 09:14 am
guys i have real feeling its not coming. 1st i think i am close to him and nothing. second i recieved something from Canada  yesterdays so maybe address isnt burned or LE havent caught up yet. i have some peeps watching the drop for suspicious activity just to be sure. I believe  CE  Is in the same city as my drop location  so i would maybe get a love letter or weird activity before others. it think this guy has some weird motives but not sure yet why he would take the time to create a vendor accont to do this. in a court of law .1 is a fuckin joke. and if you think about it you can always tell the judge you were buying American soda. the listing says
 "#1 quality american cola." "yes your honor i though it was a new form of powdered soda" no where on the listing does he say coke or cocaine lol and none of his listings are up. sorry guys just trying to make light of this horrible situation. what a drag
How do you know he is near you?

I guess its more of a theory than of I KNOW but a couple of things first his sample address, i think he WOULD put the city where its shipping from. just cause. second his pm the way he talks his slang that comes from that area for instance "good lookin out" or  the spelling of "no problem mayyneee" and there is a high population of south Americans  statistically speaking in that area. i guess its dumb to think so but i just got that feeling. doesn't matter anyway. nobody is gonna get it what they ordered.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 12, 2013, 09:57 am
so far u look like a unreliable vendor possible LE.

My thoughts. No reason to be scamming if you are under 35 transactions.  :-\
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: CocaExpress on April 12, 2013, 10:14 am
I'm definitely not scamming anyone and I sure as hell am not a cop lol, everybody needs to roll one up and chillll out. Your drugs are coming.

And blackflash trust me you couldn't be more wrong 8)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 12, 2013, 10:58 am
Gotta say mate,

I think everybody appreciates your updates/thoughts
for whatever it worth :)

Let's just see what's going to happen.

Maybe just all US orders got caught and all OS
arrive next week safe and sound 8) yieeehhh buddy ;D 

Peace
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 12, 2013, 11:46 am
just stirring the pot. I hope iam sooooo wrong. I mean if i have to guess why this is happening all your  products is prepackaged and are identical and you sent them out all together maybe looks suspicious. But I  have a hard time believing you would go to the trouble and  use MBB and take all the necessary precautions then dropped them all in the same bluebox. so where are they? i guess a good scam is one that keeps you hoping its legit. and maybe there will be a few of us that will take the lost and you would come up on top. Next thing will see is a a brand new account on here claiming they received from you and that were all crazy.

shit, mark my words if I receive mine ill give you another .11 BTC just for  being wrong and not believing in you. 8) is that a deal?
everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 12, 2013, 08:09 pm
People should've chimed in by now if it came today.  Hopefully some of them did for their sake. 
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 12, 2013, 08:15 pm
Ok guys nothing arrived today either....Well besides my order from Canada to me on the east coast US that was sent reg mail. :o

The hell is going on? ???

That Canadian order I wasn't even expecting till mid next week.
Tesselated is the man btw! This order took 5 DAYS! From the other side of Canada!!

I don't get it and Im really starting to worry.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 12, 2013, 08:22 pm
Funny thing is my buddy that is coming in town tonight and staying with me to party this weekend also knows Im expecting this. But he though like we all thought that it should have arrived lastweek. Now the funny part is that lastweek we were talking and he said man I kinda hope it doesn't arrive until the weekend I come so that I can try it too, he's never had proper yayo . I told him then that man Im sorry but there's no way in hell that it would take that long to get here and that Im sorry but you should have came a week earlier lol....Well looks like maybe my friend has a chance tomorrow to try it out if it does arrive, crazy. :o
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 12, 2013, 08:23 pm
same here order from tess and it got here in 4 days! anyway i think we have been had hes gonna coem up on top casue not everyone will ask for a refund and on top of that if he is not  labled a scammer we will have a refund precentage on our stats if i understood correctly. not until the SR admin label him i think it will show up as a refund percentage. someone correct me if iam wrong.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 12, 2013, 08:32 pm
What about the guys like me that got 100% free samples? What would be the point other than to harvest addresses? I feel for anyone that doesnt use drop addresses...But I have to be honest, for some reason Im still staying optimistic, it's just a feeling I have....
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 12, 2013, 09:31 pm
What about the guys like me that got 100% free samples? What would be the point other than to harvest addresses? I feel for anyone that doesnt use drop addresses...But I have to be honest, for some reason Im still staying optimistic, it's just a feeling I have....

i'm optimistic as well!!
it'll make it!!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Intraday Cosmonaut on April 12, 2013, 10:11 pm
Wow. :o This is why I dont request samples especially from noob vendors. Serves as a reminder to truly be extra cautious always - If this guy is legit and 30/30 of his packs were seized consider your address flagged or burned. Clean house if you haven't already as it will at minimum provide some peace of mind. Otherwise the only thing left to do is wait and see. Goodluck guys, really shitty situation, hope things work out for everyone.

Peace
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 12, 2013, 10:18 pm
Was just beaten into saying that.

Will say it anyway.

If none of you guys in the USA receive anything TODAY, and it was not to a private drop, clean house and dont have anything sent there in awhile.

But i believe if it was LE, they would have sent the samples out to spread a larger net, etc...so i dont know.

But Coca wanting to be SR's #1 coke dealer in a month is impossibe if his packages arent even delivered in 2 weeks....maybe highest seller of coke in around 2-3 years? :P
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 12, 2013, 10:25 pm
The thing is if that were true, not saying it isn't, they wouldn't bother coming on to the forums after snagging some addresses. At least that is what happened here before with other members.  They would come in and get addresses and just disappear totally. Knock on wood.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 12, 2013, 10:44 pm
Alarm bells are ringing.

USA vendor has not had one single mother fucking arrival....if nothing arrives, for anyone today, i'd have him reported and removed till he can explain himself.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 12, 2013, 11:02 pm
I wonder how many in the US were sent? I dunno Im just trying to stay optimistic, already burned one of my drop addresses when I first started SR, would hate to burn this one but its looking that way. One of my better drops damnnit!. Oh well, I think Im done with new vendors, going to just stick to the tried and true, too much of a risk otherwise.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: CocaExpress on April 12, 2013, 11:40 pm
I'm telling you you guys are freaking out over nothing. I've ordered from quite a few vendors on here before and my packaging is superior to almost all that I have received, I know they will arrive.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 13, 2013, 12:21 am
Drug users getting paranoid about things?

Crazy.


Getting worked up about things being busted by the feds. Not an expert but they probs won't care about a personal use amount of cocaine. They have bigger fish to fry in this war on drugs.

Calm down. Free sample, free objectivity.
Mail takes time. Mail gets left behind.
MAIL ISN'T FOR SURE, unless it's for taxes, they will make sure that's on time. Government wants their cheese.


So you can keep doing what you are doing. Go "drop" your "drop addresses" Go throw out all your drugs because they will be kicking in your door. They would love to spend money figuring this out on half a gram of cocaine.


I will wait. It was free. I would not complain of the taste of water while being quenched for thirst in the desert.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 13, 2013, 12:27 am
How about a picture of your current stock with todays date on it :)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 14, 2013, 12:31 am
still havent gotten mine. though luckily i didnt get it to my house :)
just waiting for a message from my drop.
i like that idea tango...
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 14, 2013, 01:12 am
He never posted the pictures of the two different batches I asked for.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: weed4me6969 on April 14, 2013, 01:24 am
You guys....are you serious?!?!?  You really think that its still coming??? this has fucked up written all over it and i am relatively new and i know that.  Cmon guys either this guy just came up,  its LE, or he needed money upfront to get it and got ur money and maybe will now get the shit and fulfill orders....  who knows?  all i do know is that i feel that cocaexpress is not being honest with any of you, and you are all letting it happen? 

To think i almost ordered this..............wow i am glad i didnt!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 14, 2013, 02:23 am
yeah he didnt ever post those pictures..
listings currently down..
hmmph looks like im gonna be waiting a while to get my money back :l
3 more days until resolution is open. i think it was hedged so does that mean ill get an equal amount of money spent?
or am i getting fucked over on it?
hes got 3 days to change my mind...well ill give him 4 because of the sunday.
regardless it shouldnt take this long for domestic
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: CocaExpress on April 14, 2013, 07:54 am
Well I'm not sure how to go about explaining this without giving away any compromising information so long story short, I have all of your packages sitting right here in front of me on my desk and they will be dropped off Monday morning. I can't apologize enough for the delay but I think it will help you all rest a little easier tonight knowing they weren't confiscated or anything, just a miscommunication/error with the shipping. All of the orders are now heavy to make up for this and will no doubt in my mind be there by Wednesday or Thursday morning. Again I'm sorry guys and I really wish I could just explain what happened because it would undoubtedly give you all a little chuckle, but would 100% out me and my operation. I hope you can understand and we can all move past this and go on with business ;D
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 14, 2013, 08:49 am
Lol

A little more than a miscommunication...
But sure, shit happens...

I hope they aren't all dropped off in the same box on the same day

BTW would still like to see a picture of your current stock with todays date on it :)
It would probably help people rest easier tonight, rather than a story.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 14, 2013, 09:10 am
Well I'm not sure how to go about explaining this without giving away any compromising information so long story short, I have all of your packages sitting right here in front of me on my desk and they will be dropped off Monday morning. I can't apologize enough for the delay but I think it will help you all rest a little easier tonight knowing they weren't confiscated or anything, just a miscommunication/error with the shipping. All of the orders are now heavy to make up for this and will no doubt in my mind be there by Wednesday or Thursday morning. Again I'm sorry guys and I really wish I could just explain what happened because it would undoubtedly give you all a little chuckle, but would 100% out me and my operation. I hope you can understand and we can all move past this and go on with business ;D

Does this go for international mail as well?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Intraday Cosmonaut on April 14, 2013, 01:46 pm
BTW would still like to see a picture of your current stock with todays date on it :)
It would probably help people rest easier tonight, rather than a story.

That would easily remove the already suspected scammer-tag. Why hasn't the vendor already done this.. oh.. hmm.

+1 Tango:)

Be smart people!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Intraday Cosmonaut on April 14, 2013, 01:50 pm
Well I'm not sure how to go about explaining this without giving away any compromising information so long story short, I have all of your packages sitting right here in front of me on my desk and they will be dropped off Monday morning. I can't apologize enough for the delay but I think it will help you all rest a little easier tonight knowing they weren't confiscated or anything, just a miscommunication/error with the shipping. All of the orders are now heavy to make up for this and will no doubt in my mind be there by Wednesday or Thursday morning. Again I'm sorry guys and I really wish I could just explain what happened because it would undoubtedly give you all a little chuckle, but would 100% out me and my operation. I hope you can understand and we can all move past this and go on with business ;D

No fucking way?? You had these people tripping balls because of a shipping error?

Holy fuck dude.

Thanks for coming clean anyway.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 14, 2013, 03:22 pm
Well I'm not sure how to go about explaining this without giving away any compromising information so long story short, I have all of your packages sitting right here in front of me on my desk and they will be dropped off Monday morning. I can't apologize enough for the delay but I think it will help you all rest a little easier tonight knowing they weren't confiscated or anything, just a miscommunication/error with the shipping. All of the orders are now heavy to make up for this and will no doubt in my mind be there by Wednesday or Thursday morning. Again I'm sorry guys and I really wish I could just explain what happened because it would undoubtedly give you all a little chuckle, but would 100% out me and my operation. I hope you can understand and we can all move past this and go on with business ;D

well ok then..
thanks for the heads up!!  :-X
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 14, 2013, 03:34 pm
Seems like weed4me was right lol....
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Stoner Kebab on April 14, 2013, 08:25 pm
Still i don't know where it is going if CE is bullshiting us. No way it's LE seriously with a .1 and 1g listing that's not worth the time and money spent to catch small drug users and why not making it last longer to get more and more names and addresses. Same for a scam, so far 10 people have FE thats like 900usd maximum and its might be lesser since some of them must have order the .1 listing... If i remember right a vendor account costs 500usd so wow what a prolific scam...
So i don't see a good reason for him to scam anybody, i'll stay patient and see where it goes yay if CE is aserious vendor his business starts in a bad way but hey if his product comes in the end and is what he claims to be all of this will be forgotten in less than a month...  :P
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 14, 2013, 09:51 pm
at least now i can tell my drop to stop shitting bricks.
haha well now i realllly expect it this week :)
4/20 with some blow hmmm
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: weed4me6969 on April 15, 2013, 01:27 am
Seems like weed4me was right lol....

I TOLD YOU!!!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: GUS on April 15, 2013, 02:36 am
subbed.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 15, 2013, 06:11 am
Seems like weed4me was right lol....

I TOLD YOU!!!
hey now, I never said anything against that.   I was basically thinking the same shit the whole time or he was just a total scammer.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 15, 2013, 06:39 am
Well I'm not sure how to go about explaining this without giving away any compromising information so long story short, I have all of your packages sitting right here in front of me on my desk and they will be dropped off Monday morning. I can't apologize enough for the delay but I think it will help you all rest a little easier tonight knowing they weren't confiscated or anything, just a miscommunication/error with the shipping. All of the orders are now heavy to make up for this and will no doubt in my mind be there by Wednesday or Thursday morning. Again I'm sorry guys and I really wish I could just explain what happened because it would undoubtedly give you all a little chuckle, but would 100% out me and my operation. I hope you can understand and we can all move past this and go on with business ;D


Ok :o thanks for being honest.

I would have gone differently about it, but cheers for coming
clean and giving everyone a bit extra.

Anyway, we'll see how you. So postage today would mean 1 arrivals
in US in about 2 to 3 days right. And about 10 - 15days OS from today.

Cheers
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: pinballwzrd on April 15, 2013, 08:02 am
Been following this since ordering a "sample" like 12 days ago

Considered it a wash now, and happy I used a dead drop rather than my actual address.

LETDOWN.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 16, 2013, 02:21 am
So today is the day US customers
should receive something from our
beloved cocaexpress.  ::)

Let the good times roll 8)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 16, 2013, 02:45 am


nada para me  :(
from Coca that is..  8)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: CocaExpress on April 16, 2013, 03:55 am
I just said the other day they were going out today.. I wasn't going to have them sitting in boxes over the weekend. So you guys will have them Wednesday morning.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 16, 2013, 06:27 am
I just said the other day they were going out today.. I wasn't going to have them sitting in boxes over the weekend. So you guys will have them Wednesday morning.


How about the International orders did they all go out on the same date?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: GUS on April 16, 2013, 06:33 am
Cocaexpress. What about the guys who bought off you? did they not get sent out when marking in transit?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 16, 2013, 11:22 am
got 7 days left before auto finalize what are we all gonna do? i asked him for some new information on the shipping time but i still dont feel like we are gonna get anything out of this.when should we  receive the packages in U.S? and how long will it extend the shipping time if i hit resolve?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Intraday Cosmonaut on April 16, 2013, 05:39 pm
got 7 days left before auto finalize what are we all gonna do? i asked him for some new information on the shipping time but i still dont feel like we are gonna get anything out of this.when should we  receive the packages in U.S? and how long will it extend the shipping time if i hit resolve?

Hit resolve, extend the due date.. for now.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 17, 2013, 02:01 am
Looks like someone received one of his .1g listings as the feedback shows on CE's account page.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 17, 2013, 05:24 am
Looks like someone received one of his .1g listings as the feedback shows on CE's account page.

well fuck me.. there is hope!!

but you can't always believe what you read!!  ;)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: GUS on April 17, 2013, 05:29 am
I would like some clarification for those who took the plunge and ordered, not just the samples, are these held up too?
when are were they posted?

not a good start but Im sure he can redeem him self. Good product can redeem any man :)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 17, 2013, 07:10 am
I would like some clarification for those who took the plunge and ordered, not just the samples, are these held up too?
when are were they posted?

not a good start but Im sure he can redeem him self. Good product can redeem any man :)

I hope we end up receive dynamite cocaine

I need my fix :)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 17, 2013, 09:09 am
Looks like someone received one of his .1g listings as the feedback shows on CE's account page.


hmm yeah, does not mean too much unfortunately.
I have been trying to get in contact with him to
clarify some things, however no answers at this stage.

If you go into resolution make sure give them all the
details + link to this threat. Might clarify/confirm things
and work in your favor.

Cheers
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 17, 2013, 05:28 pm
How many people paid for their product?

What amount was it for?

Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 17, 2013, 08:01 pm
How many people paid for their product?

What amount was it for?

.1 gram for .11 btc.  i wish there was a way i can  find out if my stats will be affected if i get a refund. id rather take the lost. anybody know how it works? I mean ''IF" the product doesnt make it to anybody is that reason enough not to affect are stats and will we only get 100% back? i extended my ship date but no response from CE so i need some ideas.So much time wasted for .1. thats what i get..
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 17, 2013, 08:07 pm
I didn't get anything today...
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 17, 2013, 08:31 pm
But I did just get a -karma, hmm
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 17, 2013, 08:50 pm
Not that I care about stats or refund rate but if it would affect them I wouldn't bother for .11btc.

poor feedback and forum shaming is enough in my books.


BUT

I have yet to discredit the vendor, taking a watch a see approach.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 17, 2013, 08:57 pm
Yeah I still don't believe he's scamming. Scamming no, incompetent well maybe yes...We shall see.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 17, 2013, 09:08 pm
Yeah, from what I've seen on scamming, the vendor would be going about it completely the wrong way.

Start off bad, ask for more money = not a good scam

Start off great, send out good product - - send out bad product, ask for FE = good scam.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 17, 2013, 09:33 pm
Yup that's usually the route taken.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 17, 2013, 11:34 pm

nihil, zip, nada, aaaand nothing!!
hmm.. maybe he meant thursday.. :P
lol
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 17, 2013, 11:59 pm
Damn, thought today was going to be the day for sure!

None of us should take a hit to stats, if there are lots of people not receiving, and all this evidence in the forums. SR staff 'should' give us all 100% refunds with refund stat unaffected.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 18, 2013, 12:32 am
I ordered three grams off this guy.

Fucken time waster!!!! Could have bought some MDMA or coke in this time frame by now
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 18, 2013, 12:38 am
I remember him saying, a page or two back, that we should get them this week Wednesday or Thursday.

So nobody received anything today, I guess all of us should be getting our packs tomorrow.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 18, 2013, 01:04 am
I ordered three grams off this guy.

Fucken time waster!!!! Could have bought some MDMA or coke in this time frame by now

That is more a YOUR fault if anything.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Cotchept on April 18, 2013, 03:37 am
I remember him saying, a page or two back, that we should get them this week Wednesday or Thursday.

So nobody received anything today, I guess all of us should be getting our packs tomorrow.

yeah right. how you guys haven't completely given up on this guy is beyond me. first he said he sent them out, he even said he dropped them at multiple mail boxes. that was a straight lie because a week later he said that the samples were sitting in front of him. i'll eat my words if i'm wrong but even if it comes and the coke is great but i'm probably not ordering from after this debacle. sorry, but it's been like 3 weeks and i'm just telling it like it is.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 18, 2013, 03:48 am
I guess you didn't pick up on my sarcasm..
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 18, 2013, 03:55 am
Did CocaExpress really expect to do well after straight lying to people for over a week?

Is this guy serious lol.

Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Cotchept on April 18, 2013, 04:34 am
I guess you didn't pick up on my sarcasm..

one of the hardest things to do on the internet..

this whole thing with CocaExpress has been one big exercise of not getting your hopes up.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: GUS on April 18, 2013, 04:46 am
ive had this happen before.

where there seems to be no way he can scam [all in escrow, sample sizes sent out ect]
and then nothing comes.

I dont know what coca gets out of it, im sure those of us who stupidly purchases will get 100% back and wont effect stats [if the admin staff are still as nice as they used to be, i havent had to go in resolution for a fucking year]

anyway, if its not a scam, cocaexpress come on and explain ur self. why has no1 got their samples yet?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 18, 2013, 06:33 am

nor has he logged on to SR for 2 days!! ???
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 18, 2013, 06:40 am
Could be nervous as to why the fuck things aren't working out for him.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 18, 2013, 01:32 pm
3 days not logged on.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 18, 2013, 02:30 pm
So no one has received from Coca yet..?

I was told of an arrival from a drop today, and the only one expected was Coca's.
I've been away so cant confirm till tomorrow.

If it is, you all mean to tell me i'm the first to receive and i'm international..?

Surely not. ???
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 18, 2013, 02:55 pm
So no one has received from Coca yet..?

I was told of an arrival from a drop today, and the only one expected was Coca's.
I've been away so cant confirm till tomorrow.

If it is, you all mean to tell me i'm the first to receive and i'm international..?

Surely not. ???

Your making me wanna go check right now :) i hope you are right
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Rhaegar on April 18, 2013, 05:27 pm
I placed a paid domestic order, no FE, last week and mine hasn't arrived. There was good communication in the beginning, but obviously that has disappeared with a 3 day absence. 
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Rhaegar on April 18, 2013, 06:51 pm
No one got their order today either?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 18, 2013, 08:25 pm
Ok now i know this guy is full of shit  so I need to know if I ask for a 100% refund in the resolution center and add a note that i only want it if they will not change my refund stats will the admins listen? or do i extend the shipping date until he is officially labeled as a piece of shit scammer or? this was not worth it guys we need to be more careful
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 18, 2013, 08:58 pm
Ok now i know this guy is full of shit  so I need to know if I ask for a 100% refund in the resolution center and add a note that i only want it if they will not change my refund stats will the admins listen? or do i extend the shipping date until he is officially labeled as a piece of shit scammer or? this was not worth it guys we need to be more careful
\

WE need to be more careful? It was not us who made YOU purchase from a unknown vendor. I am glad that things are coming to light and we are finding out that they are unreliable but it is a personal decision when you make a purchase from an unknown vendor.

As for refund, if you want to keep your account as a main one and incur buying stats, if it affects your rate I wouldn't bother if it was just for $10 or so dollars.

Anything more than that I would be talking to resolution center.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 18, 2013, 09:45 pm
[
Ok now i know this guy is full of shit  so I need to know if I ask for a 100% refund in the resolution center and add a note that i only want it if they will not change my refund stats will the admins listen? or do i extend the shipping date until he is officially labeled as a piece of shit scammer or? this was not worth it guys we need to be more careful
\

WE need to be more careful? It was not us who made YOU purchase from a unknown vendor. I am glad that things are coming to light and we are finding out that they are unreliable but it is a personal decision when you make a purchase from an unknown vendor.

As for refund, if you want to keep your account as a main one and incur buying stats, if it affects your rate I wouldn't bother if it was just for $10 or so dollars.

Anything more than that I would be talking to resolution center.

you are completely right. i bit when i saw that no FE AND and cheap price and im lucky its was only .11 , if i have to , i let it go. but i was addressing those who had the same probably bad idea as me. but you learn something from every bad experience so now i know better.shit, maybe this guys just has bad luck and he got fucked on shipping and his internet is down but im not holding my breath.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 18, 2013, 09:47 pm
Nothing today.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 19, 2013, 12:29 am
Lol.. What a weird way to go about it...

He would of maybe just recovered his costs of a vendor account from the few that did FE...
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 19, 2013, 01:53 am
It wasnt Coca's, it was actually a free sample from Cocaine Flakes, for i said i would give him a review.

So yeah looks like Coca will be a no show.

Was a bit suss when he said he had everyones packages in front of him after he had apparently sent them.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 19, 2013, 02:05 am
COCAINE FLAKES!! YES HE CAN!!11
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 19, 2013, 02:41 am
COCAINE FLAKES!! YES HE CAN!!11

Ha ha Marlon, well Marlon guess what, he well fucking can bro, i'm very fucking high right now bro. ;)

Everyone fuck Coca off, grab some of CF's flakes. ;)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 19, 2013, 03:04 am
nothing here as well..

as a scammer, i really don't see what coca got out of this!!
did he even make enough to re coop his vendor fee?!?

if he is actually legit, than this is the pinnacle of poor vending!!
at this point, i'm not entirely convinced that even bomb bait can save him!! for those of us who've established business relationships with vendors that are outright fuckin STELLAR, you gotta get out that gate fuckin BOUNCIN or you ain't going nowhere here!!

and if it's LE.. good job guys!! you wasted even yet more tax payer's money!!

Coca..
so.. either
• get your shit together (poor vendor)
or
• fuck off (scammer and/ or LE)

homie.. i had such high hopes for you!!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 19, 2013, 03:12 am
CE is the definition of Fail.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 19, 2013, 03:21 am
CE is the definition of Fail.

you can say that again!! oh wait, here..

CE is the definition of Fail.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 19, 2013, 03:25 am
So i guess we can just mass report now, to bring it to attention of SR staff so those in escrow can get their funds out asap
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: PePinJeNek on April 19, 2013, 04:47 am
Yeah what a cunt >:(

Already put my order in resolution requesting
full refund.

Still a few days to go b4 Auto finalize but I think we can be fairly
sure by now that he's a phony.

 
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 19, 2013, 08:27 am
Yeah, this whole operation is beyond rationality (or below :P), anyway, I won't be fucking up my pristine stats for 40 bucks yet I don't want to release the funds either...
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: saddamwhosane on April 19, 2013, 08:46 am
Hey all,

Another sucker here...

Ordered on Apr 10th - order marked "in transit" 3 hours later that evening.

Sent CE a message 3 days ago, but, as you can all see, he hasn't been seen for about 4 days now...

I have perfect buyer stats, but I have $56 in escrow here (.1 x 4 of the "A" product).

First bad order since walking down this road... (5 months/12 orders/~$2K)

Guess I will have to click on "Resolve" for the first time, available in 2 days.

Peace
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Rhaegar on April 19, 2013, 04:21 pm
I think he was just really incompetent and did too much of his own product. When he failed the first time at shipping I think he either tried again and failed or just gave up and took off because hes too embarrassed. Or its LE. Just doesn't feel like a scam at all, or its the worst scam ever. Anyway I hope no one got hurt too bad on this and that their buying stats don't get affected.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 19, 2013, 04:23 pm
*starts handing out pitchforks and large sticks on fire*
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Rhaegar on April 19, 2013, 05:03 pm
*looks around for a shovel as well*

PS Nothing in the mail today either in case anyone was still clinging to their last bit of hope they had left.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 19, 2013, 07:10 pm
*gets a handful of rocks*


*throws at self*
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: HitTheRoad on April 19, 2013, 09:00 pm
A donkey!

The worst most stupid attempt of what I don't know!!!  ::)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: CocaineFlakes on April 19, 2013, 09:06 pm
I knew it.

I told everybody that he is a scammer.
No one believed me.
I warned the most customers on SR forums.
He ask other vendors tho work with them and sell their stuff.

Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 20, 2013, 12:12 am
I knew it.

I told everybody that he is a scammer.
No one believed me.
I warned the most customers on SR forums.
He ask other vendors tho work with them and sell their stuff.

Agree with ya, I think after you said he was sending you messages for your product it set off alarm bells.
I thnk what has happened is he must not of had any product, and in the long wait time he was trying to source from another vendor.
Would love to hear from any vendor who had contact with him!

Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: weed4me6969 on April 20, 2013, 12:44 am
Can you say "Junkie piece of shit"  that is what you are CocaExpress!!  you robbed all these people and you even  had them all going for a while....well everyone, watch out for a new cocaine dealer showing up on SR!!   this time dont trust him!!!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 20, 2013, 01:04 am
Like already mentioned.  This guy must be retarded if he really tried scamming.  Because the amount he scammed must've equaled to about the cost of a vendor account if not just a little more or even less.  Smh.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Air Jordan on April 20, 2013, 01:21 am
So this guy is a confirmed no show - scam?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 20, 2013, 01:30 am
pretty much..im putting in for 100% refund
hopefully sr staff wont ding my stats either..
if so. lesson fucking learned.
and goodbye perfect stats :l
and i have 2 orders with him..for both types so thats double the refund rate
fawk!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Air Jordan on April 20, 2013, 05:48 am
how did he actually scam though? am i missing something?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 20, 2013, 05:54 am
Some people finalized, why Idk.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 20, 2013, 07:25 am
lesson fucking learned.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 20, 2013, 01:00 pm
Like already mentioned.  This guy must be retarded if he really tried scamming.  Because the amount he scammed must've equaled to about the cost of a vendor account if not just a little more or even less.  Smh.

A lot of sick people out their
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 20, 2013, 04:52 pm
lesson fucking learned.

+1 for my stupidity...lol
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 20, 2013, 11:09 pm
Some people finalized, why Idk.

they think that it will show good character and maybe get quicker shipping. and trust. There ae great Vendors here on the road. i suggest introducing yourself ans say that you appreciates his work and his response. and shit. after you keep that line of communicaton open you cant loose money.

btw i asked for 100% refund only if my stats would not be affected and if so ill finalize but this guy doesn't deserve  penny
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 20, 2013, 11:24 pm
due for resolution today

Will be asking for 100% also
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 20, 2013, 11:37 pm
Some people finalized, why Idk.

they think that it will show good character and maybe get quicker shipping. and trust. There ae great Vendors here on the road. i suggest introducing yourself ans say that you appreciates his work and his response. and shit. after you keep that line of communicaton open you cant loose money.

btw i asked for 100% refund only if my stats would not be affected and if so ill finalize but this guy doesn't deserve  penny

I think they finalized in hopes of getting hooked up more.  In most cases with LEGIT sellers this may be true but obviously not this time.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 21, 2013, 04:45 pm
NEED HELP! I Have 2 hours before the resolution center is up. i applied fro a 100 % refund and put in the notes only on the condition they do not add the refund to my stats. Should i take the chance that I will receive my money and ruin my stats or should i just finalize?  anyone in my situation? this guy is definitely a scammer so our stats shouldn't be affected. but who know for sure?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 21, 2013, 04:49 pm
NEED HELP! I Have 2 hours before the resolution center is up. i applied fro a 100 % refund and put in the notes only on the condition they do not add the refund to my stats. Should i take the chance that I will receive my money and ruin my stats or should i just finalize?  anyone in my situation? this guy is definitely a scammer so our stats shouldn't be affected. but who know for sure?

same boat..hopefully they will not ding us
if yours is only for a small dollar amount your willing to lose
then just finalize
mines like 90 bucks so i want that back haha.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 21, 2013, 06:28 pm
As much as I harp about the expensive pricing of cocaine on SR, stating I only like to purchase around the $100 mark, I still advise users to spend the extra $10 or so dollars by buying from a trusted vendor who has made some sales.

It sucks that pricing is what gets a lot of people sucked in, myself included. But, I hope this comes as a much needed slap in the face to some that trying to save a few bucks can lead to unwanted consequences.

So if you want some nice and inexpensive cocaine, set yourself a price point. Look around and see on the forums and on SR who seems to be the best for your buck and make a purchase. If you are wanting to save $10 from a $100 gram to a $90 dollar gram I wouldn't take the risk when it involves an untested/new vendor.

KotT
LexQ
Rails
bcptld(sp?)

Are just a few of the more economically friendly, tried and tested vendors around if you want a good snort that is easy on the wallet.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 21, 2013, 10:09 pm
got my refund for my 2 small orders...
stats still unaffected :D unless it takes  while to take effect
either way. 100%...now where can i get some coke for 70 bucks?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 22, 2013, 01:50 am
Thats great news!

Everyone should report the vendor and apply for 100% and stats unaffected.
Hopefully the account will be banned soon and everyone with current orders will be refunded!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 22, 2013, 01:57 am

we're fairly similar Marlon..

•KotT
•whiteyford
•10toes
•snowgo
•bcpltd

bomb cola at bomb prices!!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 22, 2013, 12:04 pm
This makes me happy yet confused. This guy was messaging me threatening me and talking shit because I am about to open my cocaine vendor account. Why did it matter to him if he was just a fraud. I wouldn't have been compitition because he wasnt real? I geuss he was just an asshole.

Chaos
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: calicojak on April 22, 2013, 03:02 pm
Maybe he was Leo....
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: saddamwhosane on April 22, 2013, 08:00 pm
Look who showed up on the road TODAY!!!

CocaExpress
has been a vendor for 1 month
was last seen: today
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 22, 2013, 08:37 pm
Look who showed up on the road TODAY!!!

CocaExpress
has been a vendor for 1 month
was last seen: today
Rain messages down upon him.

Chaos
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 23, 2013, 12:45 am
Look who showed up on the road TODAY!!!

CocaExpress
has been a vendor for 1 month
was last seen: today
Rain messages down upon him.

Chaos

Fuck him and his fairy tail dream cocaine

I just want my refund which i will have soon
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: GUS on April 23, 2013, 01:05 am
yeah, would be good if everybody could report him so he gets banned and we dont have to wait for our refund :)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: saddamwhosane on April 23, 2013, 04:21 am
yeah, would be good if everybody could report him so he gets banned and we dont have to wait for our refund :)

Well, I did my 2 cents worth - reported him, and clicked on resolve and asked for 100% refund. Still waiting (only 1 day so far) on a response from SR support.

I wish those yahoos that FE'd to CE would at least go back and change their 5/5's to 1/5's, but I guess they aren't participating in the forums, or were maybe very green, and were just glad to get someone to sell to them... It would be good to know if they volunteered to FE, or if this jerk asked them to!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: GUS on April 23, 2013, 04:28 am
yeah, would be good if everybody could report him so he gets banned and we dont have to wait for our refund :)

Well, I did my 2 cents worth - reported him, and clicked on resolve and asked for 100% refund. Still waiting (only 1 day so far) on a response from SR support.

I wish those yahoos that FE'd to CE would at least go back and change their 5/5's to 1/5's, but I guess they aren't participating in the forums, or were maybe very green, and were just glad to get someone to sell to them... It would be good to know if they volunteered to FE, or if this jerk asked them to!

probably because they are shill accounts.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Rhaegar on April 23, 2013, 06:03 am
So hes back and he put his listings back up. Is he serious? I can't imagine anyone with a brain cell kicking around up there would place an order after the feedback thats been left. I guess I don't understand his motive.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 23, 2013, 08:27 am
^^^^ As I said, this whole thing is beyond or below rationality.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 23, 2013, 08:44 am
^^^^ As I said, this whole thing is beyond or below rationality.

Im convinced his a retarded drug dealer
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: strange fruit on April 23, 2013, 09:24 am
So hes back and he put his listings back up. Is he serious? I can't imagine anyone with a brain cell kicking around up there would place an order after the feedback thats been left. I guess I don't understand his motive.

And yet I'll bet that someone will still order,and FE too. I said it yesterday,anyone can get scammed,but some people really don't help themselves.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 23, 2013, 09:46 am
So hes back and he put his listings back up. Is he serious? I can't imagine anyone with a brain cell kicking around up there would place an order after the feedback thats been left. I guess I don't understand his motive.

And yet I'll bet that someone will still order,and FE too. I said it yesterday,anyone can get scammed,but some people really don't help themselves.
You got to give him props tho. I mean this is some next level retardation.

Chaos
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 23, 2013, 10:02 am
^^^^ As I said, this whole thing is beyond or below rationality.

Im convinced his a retarded drug dealer

I'm not even convinced he's a drug dealer.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 23, 2013, 10:34 am
I'm suprised SR staff havent deactivated his account yet.

Must be a 10 day grace period to explain himself or something....
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 23, 2013, 02:07 pm

awww.. no free drugs!!  :(  ;)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 23, 2013, 06:53 pm

stats still unaffected :D unless it takes  while to take effect


any updates on this ? Are your stats still unaffected ?
Also, CE's stats also seem unaffected, seeing he had a bunch of 1/5 feedback and he is still at (97).
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on April 23, 2013, 07:45 pm
I said fuck it and finalized just to leave feedback and and put a link to this thread. Pisses me off I gave him money but didn't feel like waiting for .11 and taking a chance on fucking up my refund ratio. next time ill just wait it out instead of jumping the gun
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Sero Tonin on April 23, 2013, 09:10 pm

stats still unaffected :D unless it takes  while to take effect


any updates on this ? Are your stats still unaffected ?
Also, CE's stats also seem unaffected, seeing he had a bunch of 1/5 feedback and he is still at (97).

will update once its back online..

update...still at 0% refund. :)
yay
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 23, 2013, 10:35 pm
I believe it takes 24hr for the vendors stats to change.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 24, 2013, 08:15 am
It's been way more than 24 hours and stats are still unaffected. Sero Tonin, if yours are still unaffected then SR may be having a technical problem / delay....
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 24, 2013, 10:52 am
It's been way more than 24 hours and stats are still unaffected. Sero Tonin, if yours are still unaffected then SR may be having a technical problem / delay....
Well with the Maintence and all it's very possible.

Chaos
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 24, 2013, 01:27 pm
this shouldnt affect our stats, its bullcrap
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: anonypunk on April 24, 2013, 06:29 pm
this shouldnt affect our stats, its bullcrap

I agree. It also would be nice if SR could do a temporary freeze on the account during their 10 day explanation period and if SR cancels the account any money remaining should make up the difference that buyers lost during the time due to btc increase. This isn't a perfect world though and neither is the business.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: GUS on April 24, 2013, 09:29 pm
admins can refund with no effect to stats.

if admins refund you from coca, its very doubtful they would choose to effect your stats as its an obvious scam
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 25, 2013, 01:13 am
admins can refund with no effect to stats.

if admins refund you from coca, its very doubtful they would choose to effect your stats as its an obvious scam

mine are still unaffected
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: tango on April 25, 2013, 05:52 am
22 hours until my money is back, fucking cockaexpress
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 25, 2013, 07:41 am
22 hours until my money is back, fucking cockaexpress
Lol.

Chaos
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Suidone on April 25, 2013, 12:15 pm
Gotta say;I have been following this whole cocaexpress show and I'm still wondering
Was this guy really a scammer ? because this must've been the worst scam in human history with prolly more loss than profits
or didn't he have the means to get things around ?
Anyways, I'm 100 % certain he is not a very bright person.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 26, 2013, 06:13 am
Could have been an intelligence dig on the more frequent posters on this forum, hence the "Samples For the Forum Gods" title lol...

The addy i gave was a complete dead drop, for samples i use nothing else.

But who the fuck knows, could be some guy who is so lonely and too much money decided to open up a shop and fuck as many people around as possible. Have to say i was really looking forward to that sample.

Forget and move on and give your coins to the vendors who deserve it the most.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 26, 2013, 02:13 pm
jnemonic I guess you will have to settle for my samples.

Chaos
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 26, 2013, 02:25 pm
jnemonic I guess you will have to settle for my samples.

Chaos

when you start samplin out.. i'm gonna be right there in line homie!!

Could have been an intelligence dig on the more frequent posters on this forum, hence the "Samples For the Forum Gods" title lol...

The addy i gave was a complete dead drop, for samples i use nothing else.

But who the fuck knows, could be some guy who is so lonely and too much money decided to open up a shop and fuck as many people around as possible. Have to say i was really looking forward to that sample.

Forget and move on and give your coins to the vendors who deserve it the most.

fucking doof, made me feel all special n shit!!  :P 'forum gods' lol
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: CocaExpress on April 27, 2013, 02:49 am
I really wish I could explain to you all what happened. I'm sorry I can't.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 27, 2013, 03:14 am
I really wish I could explain to you all what happened. I'm sorry I can't.

You could at least try.
Even hitler tried to explain why he hated the Jews.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on April 27, 2013, 03:40 am
I really wish I could explain to you all what happened. I'm sorry I can't.

You could at least try.
Even hitler tried to explain why he hated the Jews.

you'd be amazed at how fast this cherade gets overlooked if you actually send out some decent gear!!
let's try this 'forum gods' sample out one more time!!

peace!!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 27, 2013, 04:01 am
I really wish I could explain to you all what happened. I'm sorry I can't.
Got busted than?

Chaos :p
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on April 27, 2013, 04:57 am
I really wish I could explain to you all what happened. I'm sorry I can't.
Got busted than?

Chaos :p

You could at least rest some minds and let us know if addresses have been compromised or if we can all just stop worrying about that and go on thinking you are incompetent at everything else.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 27, 2013, 05:33 am
If this guy try's to make a return I am going to assume honeypot.

Chaos
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: saddamwhosane on April 27, 2013, 05:46 am
I really wish I could explain to you all what happened. I'm sorry I can't.
Got busted than?

Chaos :p

You could at least rest some minds and let us know if addresses have been compromised or if we can all just stop worrying about that and go on thinking you are incompetent at everything else.

Ditto on that, Marlon!

Coca - PLEASE be human enough to at least tell us yea or nay on our address security. That's the absolute least you can do. How could that possibly hurt you?

All users - I did get my refund, with no ding to my stats. Think I'll withdraw the coin now to redecorate my cave... Maybe put some stripes on my scuds.

Can anyone explain how CocaExpress could possibly have 96.7% positive feedback as of today? His feedback is page after page of 1/5.....!!! WTF?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on April 27, 2013, 08:50 am
I really wish I could explain to you all what happened. I'm sorry I can't.

Coca, If you really want to make it up, send me back the 40$ I finalized by mistake.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 27, 2013, 01:46 pm
I really wish I could explain to you all what happened. I'm sorry I can't.

Coca, If you really want to make it up, send me back the 40$ I finalized by mistake.
He needs that for lawyer fee's.
This just keeps getting more interesting.

Chaos
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 28, 2013, 10:12 am
His fucken bullshitting again!!!

First he sends out orders
Then they magically appear in front of him for (a reason he cant explain)
Then he sends them out again
And nothing ever shows
And now he cant explain why

More like bullshitexpress
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Chaosforpeace on April 29, 2013, 11:29 pm
His fucken bullshitting again!!!

First he sends out orders
Then they magically appear in front of him for (a reason he cant explain)
Then he sends them out again
And nothing ever shows
And now he cant explain why

More like bullshitexpress
I wouldn't really call him bullshitexpress because it did take a few weeks to get the full amount of bullshit to all of his customers.

Chaos
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on April 30, 2013, 01:13 am
His fucken bullshitting again!!!

First he sends out orders
Then they magically appear in front of him for (a reason he cant explain)
Then he sends them out again
And nothing ever shows
And now he cant explain why

More like bullshitexpress
I wouldn't really call him bullshitexpress because it did take a few weeks to get the full amount of bullshit to all of his customers.

Chaos

hahahaha

Your not wrong

+1
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on April 30, 2013, 10:30 am
Very weird the whole Coca thing, he could have made a tonne of coin, maybe he did it for a joke, who knows.

Personally i think it could have been a quick intel grab of frequent forum users, who knows. Get an idea where we are at, etc.
Who knows, but yeah a weird deal thats for sure...
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Roxanne on May 03, 2013, 01:32 am
how long ago did he dissappear?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Marlon Brando on May 03, 2013, 04:20 am
how long ago did he dissappear?

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Ro

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy

I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (You don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (You don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: murderface2012 on May 03, 2013, 06:45 am
how long ago did he dissappear?

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Ro

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy

I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (You don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (You don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)

aahahahahaha i think i peed a little!!
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: ilovethecolour on May 03, 2013, 07:20 am
I can confirm that the drop i used cocaexpress for is working with no issues
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: jnemonic on May 03, 2013, 11:37 am
I can confirm that the drop i used cocaexpress for is working with no issues

Yep same here. ;)
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: Air Jordan on May 03, 2013, 11:36 pm
So what the fuck was that all about?
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: blackflash8686 on May 06, 2013, 02:44 pm
BAD newssss the drop  where someone  had the sample sent had  one detective go there asking for the person who's supposedly was used for cocaexpress sample. I dont know if its cause the person was in trouble already or if its because this fucker coca express dimed on the drop. but either way all necessary precautions where taken prior so only problem is drop is burnt . all was asked was where can they find said person (mentioning nothing of mail or drugs) cause they had some questions. keep in mind there were 2  letters that were in transit before this visit, (which didn't arrive so assume they were intercepted) both from 2 vendors from 2 different international countries who both use the best stealth at this time and were personal use amounts so could also because of that, or suspicious activity  but i am not sure. Just a  heads up. nothing to get your panties in a bundle over but just so you guys who ordered from coca know whats up.

- Remember the best evidence they have against you is your words. so clean up shut the fuck up and lawyer up
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: chil on May 06, 2013, 02:51 pm
. keep in mind there were 2  letters that were in transit before this visit, (which didn't arrive so assume they were intercepted) both from 2 vendors from 2 different international countries who both use the best stealth at this time and were personal use amounts so could also because of that, or suspicious activity  but i am not sure. Just a  heads up. nothing to get your panties in a bundle over but just so you guys who ordered from coca know whats up.

This is more likely to be your answer.
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: eindhoven on May 23, 2013, 05:26 pm
CocaExpress is a scammer ! I want buy "American Cola #1 on SR B " and then he want FE for the first order and send nothing ! This was for a month ago !! I hope he comes never back with a other vendor account !!  >:(
Title: Re: *CocaExpress Reviews*
Post by: HitTheRoad on May 23, 2013, 10:03 pm
CocaExpress is a scammer ! I want buy "American Cola #1 on SR B " and then he want FE for the first order and send nothing ! This was for a month ago !! I hope he comes never back with a other vendor account !!  >:(

How much did you lose? If it wasn't too much then consider it a small payment to learn a valuable lesson not to trust anyone here.

I learned my lesson very early when I started on SR after being scammed and once I got more used to using it, touch wood I'll never be scammed again!