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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: slash on April 17, 2013, 02:17 pm

Title: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: slash on April 17, 2013, 02:17 pm
here is my little story of one of the weirdest thing that happened to me so far...

I was driving my way back home  and saw this hitchhiker on the side of the road
I decided to stop and help this fella eventhough he had an intimidating appearance
(he was very tall ,with long dark hair ,he also had lots of piercing and tatoos)
Anyway I stopped cause I ve always been told not to judge a book by his cover

The man came in the car and carried a big bag wich he was trying to fit between is legs.
He was silent and barely says hello to me.
At this point I started to feel unconfortable .
As said earlier he was very tall and really was struggling to fit is bag in the front between is legs
So I told him he can put his bag on the backseat
I got no reply from him and really didnt know what was going on with him
The atmosphere in the car was cold and I felt a bit scared
So I asked him again do you want to put your bag on the back seat
again no reply
I finally asked him what s inside your bag?
and he replied to me "IF you want to know whats in the bag you ll have to SODOMIZE ME!
I got really surprised by his answer and pulled the car on the side and told him to get out politely
wich he did and slammed the door of my car
I felt relieved at this point
As I drove away from him I heard him shouting at me and realise that the strap of his bag got stuck in the door
So I decided to carry on a little bit because I really wanted to know what was inside the bag
I stopped further down the road and had a quick look inside the bag and I WAS SHOCKED BIG TIME !

Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: wwizard on April 17, 2013, 02:29 pm
So... What was in the bag?
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: nitpi950 on April 17, 2013, 02:32 pm
So... What was in the bag?
If you want to know what's in the bag you'll have to SODOMIZE ME!
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: slash on April 17, 2013, 02:34 pm
haha

nice one nitpi950!!
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: donatto on April 17, 2013, 06:44 pm
HAHAHAHHAHA MAN, you made my day, nice story, rofl.

Seriously, what was in the bag?
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: slash on April 17, 2013, 06:54 pm
HAHAHAHHAHA MAN, you made my day, nice story, rofl.

Seriously, what was in the bag?

if you want to know you ll have to sodomize me dude!:)
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: DoktaLockeEyeQue on April 17, 2013, 06:58 pm
haha

nice one nitpi950!!

So... What was in the bag?
If you want to know what's in the bag you'll have to SODOMIZE ME!

HAHAHAHHAHA MAN, you made my day, nice story, rofl.

Seriously, what was in the bag?

BAHA +1 Slash for "Random Ha Thread of the Day" lol ... and +1 to all others for their comedic talents :)  Comedy is good and that was original.  Lol. 

... @donatto, fly your kite man just do not screw any ducks!!  ;D
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: donatto on April 17, 2013, 07:09 pm
wtf? i hate JOHN LOCK man, im in love with DESMOND, period.
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: nitpi950 on April 17, 2013, 07:11 pm
HAHAHAHHAHA MAN, you made my day, nice story, rofl.

Seriously, what was in the bag?

if you want to know you ll have to sodomize me dude!:)
calld it
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: DoktaLockeEyeQue on April 17, 2013, 07:34 pm
wtf? i hate JOHN LOCK man, im in love with DESMOND, period.
 
LoL @donatto, i was giving you a +1 here where I could not earlier, where you were happily flying a kite lol

 ;) Could you handle the truth if you knew what was in the bag....?  :o
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: maple on April 17, 2013, 07:57 pm
HA.
BEAUTIFUL.
+1 to you sir.
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: Somepup on April 17, 2013, 09:09 pm
good stuff lol
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: Dankbank1 on April 17, 2013, 09:21 pm
where you at bic boi lemme sodomize u 5 dolla lonk teim me luv u
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: slash on April 18, 2013, 05:29 pm
?
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: Ron Swanson on April 18, 2013, 08:14 pm
the title of this thread is brilliant. the lack of punctuation makes it even better. but WHAT'S IN THE BAG FAG? hahaha
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: KintaroBC on April 19, 2013, 12:51 am
I don't like the idea of fucking a duck but I love the idea of ducking a fuck. If people could fly, they could fly over me while fucking and I could duck.
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: maple on April 19, 2013, 01:37 am
I don't like the idea of fucking a duck but I love the idea of ducking a fuck. If people could fly, they could fly over me while fucking and I could duck.

What would you call a large group of flying people fucking? As in, a flock of geese, a herd of sheep, but a what of people-flying-and-fucking?
Title: Re: if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly!
Post by: slash on April 27, 2013, 03:04 pm
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