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Title: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: titsmcgee123 on May 04, 2013, 05:37 pm
I masturbate A LOT, at least se7en times a week.. $waq.
what about ya'll nikkaz
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: UK GROW TEK on May 04, 2013, 06:47 pm
That's healthy my wife needs to cum at least 3 times a day!! i can make a listing and send her round if you like?



Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: cerealbox on May 04, 2013, 07:21 pm
That's healthy my wife needs to cum at least 3 times a day!! i can make a listing and send her round if you like?

It does seem that when women need to cum a lot, they need to cum A LOT.

I used to jack it 2 times a day most days and more on the weekends. Now I'm lucky if I can get off three times a week.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: cerealbox on May 04, 2013, 07:28 pm
Orgasms just make some chicks hornier.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: PerPETualMOtion on May 04, 2013, 08:08 pm
Daily.

Cocaine, or some other stimulant: 3-4 times daily.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: pinky2011 on May 05, 2013, 03:39 am
Maybe I'm weird or some sort of sexual deviant or something.... When I'm with a chick, I can bone anywhere from 3-5 times a day with no chemical assistance. With chemical assistance (usually x) I have gone on marathon weekend fuck sessions where it's like stay awake for 48 hours and do nothing but lie in bed screwing for the duration. In fact... if I don't do this I start to get antsy and need to jerk it more.

Then when I'm not with a girl or going through a dry spell (no pun intended), I can go up to a week without even remembering to tug the ol' pud.

What is wrong with me?
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: cerealbox on May 05, 2013, 01:29 pm
"wrong"?
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: PerPETualMOtion on May 05, 2013, 06:19 pm
Maybe I'm weird or some sort of sexual deviant or something.... When I'm with a chick, I can bone anywhere from 3-5 times a day with no chemical assistance. With chemical assistance (usually x) I have gone on marathon weekend fuck sessions where it's like stay awake for 48 hours and do nothing but lie in bed screwing for the duration. In fact... if I don't do this I start to get antsy and need to jerk it more.

Then when I'm not with a girl or going through a dry spell (no pun intended), I can go up to a week without even remembering to tug the ol' pud.

What is wrong with me?

That's healthy... also: should consider pornstardom.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: titsmcgee123 on May 05, 2013, 11:57 pm
Daily.

Cocaine, or some other stimulant: 3-4 times daily.
lol the old cocaine fap, when after you cum you realize your heart is about to fucking burst
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: Razorspyne on May 06, 2013, 01:28 am
Why has this been moved this to Off topic? This was originally in Newbies. Now the OP can't post on his own thread? ???

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: BoNgOn on May 06, 2013, 04:00 am
Up until 17 years old I tugged the old snake no less then 8 times a day my kink is public jerking (now public sex) and I wasn't satisfied with 1 load off it consisted of at least 3 loads till my sack was empty then repeat in 3 hours when I had fulled up again. I loved when I was 13 and shot blanks I would get off harder In the more 'dangerous' the situation was aka detention, in class, (buses I still do that now) cop shops, shops places like if I was on holiday just on the balcony in full view of a women watching across the on hers. trains, monorails anywhere risky.
But now from 13-17 I couldn't stealth wank due to the cumming everywhere and its hard when your member is 9' to sit at the back of the class whacking it to the hottest chick in the room. Don't get me wrong I am in now way a womanizer I'm just a huge perv  :P 

Now days with all the downers I do its like 5 times a week  :-\ sad really
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 06, 2013, 04:27 am
and its hard when your member is 9' to sit at the back of the class whacking it to the hottest chick in the room.

What are you, an elephant? :o
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: saintgabriels on May 06, 2013, 04:28 am
I am a girl. i LOVE SEX,
honestly........
I have more sex with my boyfriend than he gets the chance to jerk off by himself.

I'd say I think I do damn good job at getting him off

So....i'm not a whore, this is just truth, i love sex- pleasing me, pleasing him...mm.
Love sex.

If a man needs to jerk off, he needs a better woman who can deliver in a better way, imo.

I fucked up...goodngiht./

Freel to start a fight :) **passess out**
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: cerealbox on May 06, 2013, 04:30 am
I am a girl. i LOVE SEX,
honestly........
I have more sex with my boyfriend than he gets the chance to jerk off by himself.

I'd say I think I do damn good job at getting him off

So....i'm not a whore, this is just truth, i love sex- pleasing me, pleasing him...mm.
Love sex.

If a man needs to jerk off, he needs a better woman who can deliver in a better way, imo.

I fucked up...goodngiht./

Freel to start a fight :) **passess out**

Somehow I instantly and unequivocally knew "freel" meant "feel free."
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: MuddbuttJenkins on May 06, 2013, 04:34 am
All day.


Errr day.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: BoNgOn on May 06, 2013, 04:37 am
and its hard when your member is 9' to sit at the back of the class whacking it to the hottest chick in the room.

What are you, an elephant? :o

Haha when I was a kid I thought It was normal to be able to blow yourself off, looked up avarage penis length and from that day I have never had a similar confident boost like that one.  ;D

My girlfriend was no way a virgin but I sure managed to break her in good if you know what I mean  8)
That's why I love anal I can finally GET THAT SHIT ALL IN. (No pun intended).
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: cerealbox on May 06, 2013, 04:42 am
"wait, it won't fit in your pussy but it can fit in your ass? that doesn't make any sense." ~ women who don't anal
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: PerPETualMOtion on May 06, 2013, 04:56 am
Pour drugs on your cock before insertion for increased sexual excitement from your partner.  ;D
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: snickerlover6969 on May 06, 2013, 05:00 am
"wait, it won't fit in your pussy but it can fit in your ass? that doesn't make any sense." ~ women who don't anal
;D ;D ;D

LMAO!!

I've only tried anal once or twice, when I was 11...my gf and I were both virgins at the time, we used no lube...and uhhh It wasn't very pleasant! All I'm saying is an ass hole is meant for an exit not and entrance! I don't understand why girls love that shit? literally... ahha

And I usually jerk it about 5x a week. When I was with my most recent ex I actually would rather jerk it cuz she had no boobs and I felt like I was fucking a little boy, not like I would ever know what that would feel like...juss saying ... I'm used to big fat titties slappin me in the face while she's riding me like a mechanical bull!!   8)
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 06, 2013, 05:06 am
and its hard when your member is 9' to sit at the back of the class whacking it to the hottest chick in the room.

What are you, an elephant? :o

Haha when I was a kid I thought It was normal to be able to blow yourself off, looked up avarage penis length and from that day I have never had a similar confident boost like that one.  ;D

My girlfriend was no way a virgin but I sure managed to break her in good if you know what I mean  8)
That's why I love anal I can finally GET THAT SHIT ALL IN. (No pun intended).

9' = nine foot :o
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: PerPETualMOtion on May 06, 2013, 05:19 am
and its hard when your member is 9' to sit at the back of the class whacking it to the hottest chick in the room.

What are you, an elephant? :o

Haha when I was a kid I thought It was normal to be able to blow yourself off, looked up avarage penis length and from that day I have never had a similar confident boost like that one.  ;D

My girlfriend was no way a virgin but I sure managed to break her in good if you know what I mean  8)
That's why I love anal I can finally GET THAT SHIT ALL IN. (No pun intended).

9' = nine foot :o

The large intestines could probably fit that it if was flaccid--or could make 90 deg turns through the poop-chute.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 06, 2013, 06:32 am
You can fit more into a woman's ass than a vagina.

Source:
College.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 06, 2013, 06:49 am
You can fit more into a woman's ass than a vagina.

Source:
College.

Was every guy pounding out your pooper at uni darling?  Or did you take an anatomy class? :D
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: BoNgOn on May 06, 2013, 07:29 am
and its hard when your member is 9' to sit at the back of the class whacking it to the hottest chick in the room.

What are you, an elephant? :o

Haha when I was a kid I thought It was normal to be able to blow yourself off, looked up avarage penis length and from that day I have never had a similar confident boost like that one.  ;D

My girlfriend was no way a virgin but I sure managed to break her in good if you know what I mean  8)
That's why I love anal I can finally GET THAT SHIT ALL IN. (No pun intended).

9' = nine foot :o

The large intestines could probably fit that it if was flaccid--or could make 90 deg turns through the poop-chute.

I mean inches we use metric in my country and I didn't want to use clearnet to check the correct symbol I apologize.
I'm hung like a horse but not literately ::)
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 06, 2013, 07:57 am
You can fit more into a woman's ass than a vagina.

Source:
College.

Was every guy pounding out your pooper at uni darling?  Or did you take an anatomy class? :D

No. I'm just sort of pretty and had a lot of drugs and had a bunch of anal sex with promiscuous women. I suppose you're part of that whole "Yale thing"?
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: PerPETualMOtion on May 06, 2013, 05:26 pm
You can fit more into a woman's ass than a vagina.

Source:
College.

Was every guy pounding out your pooper at uni darling?  Or did you take an anatomy class? :D

No. I'm just sort of pretty and had a lot of drugs and had a bunch of anal sex with promiscuous women. I suppose you're part of that whole "Yale thing"?

Yale thing? You mean man-on-man action?

No, s/he said "uni"... that's a European expression... or at least, he probably picked it up from the Brits.... Either way, it's not Am'r'can.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 06, 2013, 06:03 pm
You can fit more into a woman's ass than a vagina.

Source:
College.

Was every guy pounding out your pooper at uni darling?  Or did you take an anatomy class? :D

No. I'm just sort of pretty and had a lot of drugs and had a bunch of anal sex with promiscuous women. I suppose you're part of that whole "Yale thing"?

Yale thing? You mean man-on-man action?

No, s/he said "uni"... that's a European expression... or at least, he probably picked it up from the Brits.... Either way, it's not Am'r'can.

It's from American Psycho. Either the movie or the novel. Not sure. But yes. Buggery. Buttsecks. Etc.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: Zookie on May 06, 2013, 09:06 pm
I have episodes when it comes to jerking it. Sometimes I will go months with doing it at least once a day, sometimes 2 or 3 times. This being when I'm sober. And sometimes I can go a week without even thinking about it. Don't know why really just sometimes it's so freaking awesome and other times I have no interest in it what so ever. Weird shit really haha.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: Razorspyne on May 07, 2013, 03:46 am
I am a girl. i LOVE SEX,
honestly........
I have more sex with my boyfriend than he gets the chance to jerk off by himself.

I'd say I think I do damn good job at getting him off

So....i'm not a whore, this is just truth, i love sex- pleasing me, pleasing him...mm.
Love sex.

If a man needs to jerk off, he needs a better woman who can deliver in a better way, imo.

I fucked up...goodngiht./

Freel to start a fight :) **passess out**

Second time you've made me smile on forums (+K). And second time I can relate and back up, but can't say a word.

Piece, Love, and Fuck Hater.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: grdr on May 07, 2013, 05:11 am
i jerk off about 3 times a week. Anyone likes latex/ leather  ?
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: reggatheage on May 07, 2013, 05:47 am
I'm a 4 day on 3 day off guy.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: livestr0ng on May 07, 2013, 07:17 am
I am a girl. i LOVE SEX,
honestly........
I have more sex with my boyfriend than he gets the chance to jerk off by himself.

I'd say I think I do damn good job at getting him off

So....i'm not a whore, this is just truth, i love sex- pleasing me, pleasing him...mm.
Love sex.

If a man needs to jerk off, he needs a better woman who can deliver in a better way, imo.

I fucked up...goodngiht./

Freel to start a fight :) **passess out**
I have to disagree with you there. I love fucking my girlfriend. I like jacking off. I get the best of both worlds. She's cool with it too. Sometimes I send her porn pics for new positions. I only masturbate on days when we didn't have sex but that isn't to say every day we don't have sex.
Recently, I've been much more hesitant on anal. When its "unclean"...blaaaahhhhh (thats me pretending to vomit). I hate that shit, man. Ha.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 07, 2013, 06:51 pm
Does having a woman lick your butthole while you jerk off make you gay?
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: Fallkniven on May 07, 2013, 10:17 pm
no. i hope.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: Razorspyne on May 08, 2013, 12:31 pm
Does having a woman lick your butthole while you jerk off make you gay?

No. It's more common than you think, but no one admits it.

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: jnemonic on May 08, 2013, 12:44 pm
Does having a woman lick your butthole while you jerk off make you gay?
Ha ha fuck no, i had a girl do it to me once, felt awesome, but yeah i dont get any enjoyment from touching down there.
I'm straight as they come, i worship pussy.

When you guys jerk off, do you ejaculate every single time?

Last shag, swinging partner i had, which was 6 months ago now, i wouldnt come for a week, once i didnt for 2 weeks. I'd jerk off, get myself right to the edge..then leave it.

Do that everyday for at least a week...and dont come. I cant explain what it does, you'll have to find that out on your own, it has benefits dont worry.

If i explained, you'd all think i was full of shit, so just try it....if you have the patience. Stamina becomes god like..ok there i go, i'm outti.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: Ahoyhoy on May 08, 2013, 04:41 pm
Fuck me, so THIS is where all the 15 year old SR users hang out!
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: jnemonic on May 09, 2013, 04:27 am
Ok, heres a question for you all. ;)


Who masturbated.......before actually losing their virginity?

I never jerked off till i lost my virginity, i was 15 at the time. :P

I had a late puberty i'm sure.




Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: juswannaschmoke on May 09, 2013, 05:19 am
I started self pleasing before I lost the Vcard and I do it just about every day. My wife is sexy and turns me on all the time but she is a 4-5 days a week woman. I gotta get it in 1-2 times a day usually.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 09, 2013, 06:05 am
I started masturbating when I was five when I started getting boners. It wasn't until I was like 11 or something that I was fooling around and spooged. I thought I had invented it. It was during an episode of pokemon so I've had an unhealthy fascination with Jigglypuff ever since.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 09, 2013, 11:42 am
Roommate walked in kitchen coming home from work and saw me washing my balls. Had to throw out my favorite shirt. Traumatizing.
Title: Re: How much do you jerk it?
Post by: jnemonic on May 09, 2013, 12:23 pm
Roommate walked in kitchen coming home from work and saw me washing my balls. Had to throw out my favorite shirt. Traumatizing.

Great place to wash your balls Bruce, but i heard vikings do some weird shit sometimes... :P

Bruce, i miss your old avatar, loved that actor.. ;)