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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: BenderTheRobutt on January 21, 2013, 12:01 am

Title: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: BenderTheRobutt on January 21, 2013, 12:01 am
...found this place out of the blue and done a shit ton of drugs they never got to try before!

Hey ya'll. I'm Bender. And I'm on a fuckin bender!

Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: awhiteknight on January 21, 2013, 12:05 am
Play safe, read the harm reduction forum and erowid before trying new stuff. Also, for your own sake don't fuck with anything that causes physical dependency.
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: BenderTheRobutt on January 21, 2013, 12:12 am
Much obliged. I'm a little smarter than the average cat and been around longer too. I knew what RCs were in the late nineties and of the roughly 40000+ articles on erowid I've probably read half of them. I have a background in chemistry so harm reduction is in my nature!
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: tedrux on January 21, 2013, 12:28 am
 :-*Ohh, I know this game. I bet no bodies ever shoved a candy cane through their ear?
I bet no bodies ever shoved a shovel handle up their ass ?
I bet nobodies ever shaved a heart into their chest hair?
I bet nobodies ever licked a random stranger while sober?
I bet nobodies ever smoked...GASP.....*MARIJUANA*!!! 0.0
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: ElBastardo on January 21, 2013, 12:35 am
I like black jack and hookers.

Everybody should know what he's doing. Those who are to stupid to inform there self about the drugs they are doing deserve having a bad trip. Those people don't need advice, they deserve a baaaaaad trip
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: drugpanda on January 21, 2013, 01:20 am
Jizzed in a toaster on a boat while NOT on drugs..
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: drugpanda on January 21, 2013, 01:20 am
raped a giraffe in the butt while singing happy birthday to their grandma over the telephone
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: drugpanda on January 21, 2013, 01:21 am
no ones ever explained why people can go to fucking prison for taking a drug...........................................
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: drugpanda on January 21, 2013, 01:22 am
*even non evil drugs, with far less negative side effects than alcohol
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: drugpanda on January 21, 2013, 01:23 am
I bet no one has ever cut off their penis and said "well that felt good!"
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: BenderTheRobutt on January 21, 2013, 01:24 am
"raped a giraffe in the butt while singing happy birthday to their grandma over the telephone"

Indeed! Did they both like it?
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: drugpanda on January 21, 2013, 01:27 am
"raped a giraffe in the butt while singing happy birthday to their grandma over the telephone"

Indeed! Did they both like it?

Well I don't know since it has never happened.
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: ChemCat on January 21, 2013, 01:32 am
oh i froze some little balls of boogers and put them in some icecream and watched my brother eat it all  BaWaHahahahahaha!!


 :o
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: Zich on January 21, 2013, 01:33 am
i bet no ones ever shoved a roll of pennies in their ass
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: drugpanda on January 21, 2013, 01:43 am
No straight guys ever truly been happy for a friend that got the girl instead of him
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: drugpanda on January 21, 2013, 01:47 am
this is so mundane and boring to post to 50
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: Skkky on January 21, 2013, 02:33 am
????What????
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: ChemCat on January 21, 2013, 02:39 am
huh?   :P


Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: tedrux on January 21, 2013, 02:49 am
I bet no bodies ever truly felt what some one else was feeling
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: TeflonDon on January 21, 2013, 03:21 am
Fooked
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: TeflonDon on January 21, 2013, 03:23 am
omg i know
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: roootbreaker on March 13, 2013, 03:12 pm
:~)
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: wwizard on March 13, 2013, 03:18 pm
masturbated on an airplane
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Post by: doodoomonster on March 13, 2013, 06:10 pm
I bet nobody's ever really has been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: Palmergbl on March 14, 2013, 07:47 pm
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Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: BingGibberish on March 14, 2013, 07:50 pm
Wuh?
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: rm187 on March 14, 2013, 07:57 pm
I do drugs randomly all the time
Title: Re: I bet nobody's ever
Post by: rm187 on March 14, 2013, 08:02 pm
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