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has been a vendor for 2 months
was last seen: today
ships from: United States
ships to: United States
Hello Boys :)
Maybe you have known me ;) Remember? I'm the girl with her clitoris in her throat. This malady of mine, has given me a unique understanding into the subtlities of the erect penis. I've sucked and fucked em all-Big Ones, Little Ones, Crooked Ones, Fat Ones and Skinny Ones. I do think I know best your lil PP's needs.
In light of Tormarket closing with escrow funds . We now require Finalization prior to shipment on all orders. !!!!!!
I ship my products every day I can-same day as order - Monday - Saturday. My shipping is fast !!! Some of you have called it "Amazon Like Shipping". Each day I jog down to the mailbox in my short skirt (I never wear any panties they slow me down:( )
***shipping destinations***
I only accept "real" names and "real" destinations. Bounced packages give me a frowny face :( because it compromises my security and yours too. I treat this information with respect and destroy after addressing.
***payment***
I've been around for a long time. SR1, BMR, SR2, Atlantis, Sheep, Tormarket, and here on Pandora. I've lost many many bitcoins from dishonest market operators. Sweethearts Please Trust me I'm more trustworthy then any of the marketplaces always shipping my products same day. Throughout it all. I have never had a bad review amongst over 1000 reviews almost always 100%. If you're unhappy with your purchase please contact before bad feedbacking. I'm good at putting smiles on boys faces :) 20% of the purchases the customer never finalizes, please be prompt and try to do a good job in finalizing immediately the sooner I see finalization sooner product leaves.
***refunds***
I have tracking proving your product was shipped, you may request after 7 days (please send pgp key to receive). If I can not produce a track you will receive a 100% refund.
You hereby agree that if I have, and can prove with a track that I sent your product then I've done my part. If only USPS was as good as me then there would be no issues but their work is outside of my control so sweethearts even though I do love you no refunds for various USPS issues that happen.
"Undeliverable as addressed", "Out for Delivery" "Forwarded" or other tracking info which implies I sent package but it could not be delivered. For these there can be no refund. Our return address is rotated and not valid so product is lost. We copy and paste the destination info you send so mis-addresses are on you. My experience says issues usually arise from customers falsifying their name or destination. Write me though and let me know cause I'll try to do special for you on your following order cause I love you and I will feel bad.
***Quality Refunds***
All of my products I have sold for several years with many many repeat customers. Sildenafil / tadalafil are fabulous meds but there are many physiological variables involved - what you ate - how tired you are - alcohol consumption - other meds being taken - severety of erectile dysfunction - emotional stress - and on and on. These variables can impact the effectiveness of the pills. I have sold thousands of pills and have interacted with thousands of men -- please order small at first to insure these meds are right for you. We can not accept returns and there is no refunds for quality issues, these pills have all been tried sold and tested thousands of times. If there is an issue with you I'm afraid it is your physiological health not the product.
Sweeties you can always write me with issues I know the fine print above may make it seem as I don't care but nothing could be farther from the truth. I love each and everyone of you and my desire is to make you satisfied and happy and to enhance your sexual lives.
Place order and we will confirm you must then finalize. Sorry we've lost 10,000 dollars trying to make escrow work we no longer can do this.
Hey and don't forget to save a boner for me ;)
Linda
vendor feedback
rating | feedback | item | freshness |
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5 of 5 | 1st class every time i order | item | today |
5 of 5 | fast shipping & yeah booiiiii it works | item | today |
5 of 5 | Product arrived as advertised, my penis thanks you! | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Linda is a fast shipper. I got my order in 2 days and I ordered on the weekend! Great customer service and very friendly. | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Good Vendor | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | item came late but she made it up to me by giving me double the product. Good in my book. | 1 day | |
5 of 5 | great service | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | great service | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | great service | 1 day | |
5 of 5 | great service | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | 5/5 | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Super fast, great product, great vendor, thank you!!!!! | item | 2 days |
5 of 5 | A+++ great vendor. FE'd and received order in 2 business days. Thank you! | item | 2 days |
5 of 5 | Thanks Linda, right on time. Now I can go back to filling holes again! | item | 2 days |
5 of 5 | fast shipping | item | 2 days |
5 of 5 | Excellent, quick and wonderful communication | item | 2 days |
5 of 5 | FE early - will update if anything bad happens | item | 3 days |
5 of 5 | popped one and 20 minutes later, BOI-OI-OI-OING!!! Super hard on!!! Great vendor. Great product! Great delivery! Highly recommend this vendor | 3 days | |
5 of 5 | Fantastic speed and fantastic product. Exactly what I wanted, and works perfectly. Thanks! | 3 days | |
5 of 5 | Arrived after FE. Thanks! | 3 days |