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has been a vendor for about 2 months
was last seen: today
ships from: United States
ships to: United States
I have removed all OZ listings. I dont not expect to put them up anytime soon so please do not send me messages about it. I AM selling QP's of shake and that listing is active and instock!
F/E Is NOT required. I will change this policy in the near future so take advantage of escrow while it lasts!
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I am a California based Grower who specializes in indoor and outdoor Medical Marijuana.
My Review Thread:
http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=9349
Currently In Stock:
Pineapple Express
Cali Gold
Banana Mango
DO NOT SEND ME ENCRYPTED MESSAGES UNLESS THE INFORMATION IS *HIGHLY* SENSITIVE! I do not have the time to decrypt 100+ messages a day if your message is irrelevant and need not be encrypted. Only your address should be encrypted with the order and nothing else. If your a very large bulk buyer and want to protect your privacy that is definitely appropriate and encouraged.
Do not message me about these 5 items below. Your message will be automatically deleted.
-I DO NOT SEND SAMPLES
-I DO NOT SHIP INTERNATIONAL
-I DO NOT SHIP EXPRESS
-I DO NOT GIVE OUT TRACKING NUMBERS
-I WILL NOT SPLIT STRAINS FOR QP'S. HP'S AND UP ONLY.
If your package has not arrived please do not message me until 7 business day's after the day you've ordered. Since I do not ship same day, and there's a chance your order can be going out the 2nd day, that means 5 business days for transit + 1-2 days for order preparation. I do make mistakes and I am human but its very rare I flat out miss a order. Please allow for proper time for the package to come before asking me for ETA as I have a extremely heavy load and responding to these questions absorbs a lot of my time.
Im a family man who works a normal job during the day so I do my order packing at night and drop them into blue boxes extremely early. If you place your order before 5pm PST there is a chance your order will ship out the following morning, but not a guarantee. I will *never* ship your product out the same day. 99% of orders always ship within 48 hours. Do not message me asking me when your order will ship, as I've just answered it for you and will not provide you any further details for security reasons.
If you have ordered from me and I have immediately marked your order as 'shipped' it is because I have added it to my packing list or have already packed it. It does not mean that its shipped. Please read the above paragraph for clarification on lead times. Its possible for a item to be marked as 'shipped' and not ship the next day, so do not base your expectations of delivery based on my change of status.
I do not notify you that I have received your order or shipped it other than marking it as 'shipped'. You can expect your order to come within a week give or take from the time that I mark it as shipped, but average receiving time for most clients is 4 days from order date.
I use Stealth that counts! Aluminum mylar sealed and then double sealed with PE (triple seal total).
If you send me your order with a unecrypted address or a incomplete address I will immediately cancel your order.
PGP TUTORIAL FOR WINDOWS USERS:
http://www.deepdotweb.com/2013/11/11/pgp-tutorial-for-newbs-gpg4win/
PGP TUTORIAL FOR MAC USERS:
http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=3904.0
Please note that I reserve the right to cancel your order for ANY reason. That means if you are not wearing shoes I will probably call you a hippy and tell you to get the fuck out of my store. If you have a vial of LSD for me I will make a exception. Just please do not yell at my manequins while waiting.
vendor feedback
rating | feedback | item | freshness |
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5 of 5 | Came saturday but was sick with the flu and didnt finalize right away. But everything was on point. Packaging 5/5, product 5/5, and customer service 5/5. I definitely will be back for more! | item | today |
5 of 5 | Shipping took a little longer than I had expected, but still got here within a week. Product was slightly overweighed, and stealth was excellent. Definitely will buy from again. Quality of the weed wasn't the best, but still good nonetheless | item | today |
5 of 5 | Buy from green-machine... true to his word | item | today |
5 of 5 | This guy is the man. Delivered in like 5 days including weekend, good stealth, and the weed isnt chronic standards, its still good shit. Class | item | today |
5 of 5 | GOOD BUSINESS! WONDERFUL SMELL ONCE RELEASED FROM THE INCREDIBLE STEALTH! WILL ORDER AGAIN! | item | today |
5 of 5 | good vendor, great bud. the qp was all shake, didnt find a single nug.but you get what you pay for. i would definitely use this vendor again! | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Good stuff. Quick. My new go to guy. | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Damn this is amazing! very good stealth, ordered friday night came monday. Very very orange and hairly. Ordered pineapple express and very nice smoke. 5/5 | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Great Transaction I will be back. Two day shippping, good stealth, and good bud. | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | fast shipping overweight and packed exellent quality is worth it for the price | item | 2 days |
5 of 5 | ordered the qp of shake/popcorn nugs and it was pretty good shake, not dry or anything, smelled good | item | 2 days |
5 of 5 | A true pro! | item | 2 days |
5 of 5 | Fast Shipping, Extra Weight, Great Stealth. Will be doing business with Green-Machine again. | item | 3 days |
5 of 5 | Item arrived as advertised. Great shipping time as well. I will not hesitate to buy from Green-Machine in the future. Thanks, you are a real professional! | item | 3 days |
5 of 5 | Legit. Fast shipping, primo product. | item | 3 days |
5 of 5 | AWESOME. Super fast shipping, great stealth, amazing product. Will be back for more soon. Thanks GM!!! | item | 3 days |
5 of 5 | As always, great product, great ship times, and great Vendor! A++ in my books | item | 3 days |
5 of 5 | Easy to work with, waiting on product. | item | 3 days |
4 of 5 | Cali gold is high mids, not magazine dank, but decent. | item | 4 days |
5 of 5 | Great product will do business again also thanks for 5.5g extra | item | 4 days |