send a message
browse listings
has been a vendor for 3 months
was last seen: today
ships from: United States
ships to: Worldwide
Turtle Time - Vendor Information
All or parts of the following may or may not be inaccurate to various degrees, certain parts are outright lies, or perhaps all is as it seems, regardless, I swear by none of it.
About Turtle Time
Turtle Time is a U.S. Based vendor, dispensing the highest quality cannabis and concentrates on the dark net.
All Turtle Time products are grown by Turtle Time, personally. Including his super-potent hydroponics as well as his all-natural 100% Organics.
The elementary difference between Turtle Time and other vendors is that other vendors are either tech savvy geeks who know nothing about marijuana, or they are hippies and stoners who have no idea about technology and are therefore insecure (and more likely to get you both busted).
Turtle Time combines the best of both worlds. He spent the time learning how to grow the most potent marijuana, and then he learned all about Information Technology and began incorporating that into his garden. He began using technology to automate much of the monkey work in the garden, allowing him to grow more bud, at a higher quality, and a much lower cost, which results in a lower price for the consumer. (Not to mention all the middle men that are eliminated.) Then, he continued to learn about technology which led him to Network Security and Information Security. This naturally led him to many classes in cryptography and networking, and that led him to TOR. Once he found Tor, he found the dark net and then he met you.
Turtle Time's Hydroponics are grown using primarily Advanced Nutrients.
In what ratios, and exact combinations is his secret.
Turtle Time Organics are 100% Organic in every sense of the word. The soil is made from red wiggler earth worm castings, manure, compost, and organic additives like seaweed and kelp. The manure used comes from 100% Organic Cows, Steers, Horses, Rabbits, Chickens and Sheep. The animals are given no hormones, or chemicals of any kind, including antibiotics. The compost is made from 100% Organic Fruits and Vegetables as well as organic farm waste and paper products. Even our Red Wigglers are fed nothing but organic compost, yielding nothing but organic castings.
No harmful pesticides are used on Turtle Time organic plants. Only all-natural pest control methods are used; including nematodes, lady bugs, wasps, bats, etc etc
Please be careful when ordering. Turtle Time Organics are clearly labeled as such. For Example: Organic Sour Diesel vs Sour Diesel.
Most customers of Turtle Time started out with small quantities and no escrow, and moved on to much larger quantities. You will never hear of anyone losing a penny while doing business with Turtle Time.
Shipping
Monday - Wednesday Priority - $20
Monday - Saturday Express - $75
International - $75
Most orders, placed before 1200 (Noon) EST Monday through Wednesday, will be shipped the same day using USPS Priority. In rare instances, it may take up to 48 hours to ship your order. But 98% of the time, orders ship same day. Please allow 48 hours for processing, and 72 hours for delivery. That's a total of 5 business days from payment to delivery, if you pay before noon EST.
Rush Delivery, for $75, includes same day shipping (if placed before noon EST), and USPS Priority Express. Your order should arrive within 48 hours, or I will refund the $55 (Rush minus Standard).
International shipping ships within 48 hours, and may experience additional delays depending on destination and custom stealth. Turtle Time accepts no responsibility for orders confiscated by customs on international orders. It is up to you to determine the risks involved with your own nation's customs. If you want a kilo sent to Israel, I'll send it, but I can't promise it will make it through.
That brings us to stealth. Turtle Time ships all packages with multiple vacuum sealed layers, as well as 5 mm thick Mylar. This is over twice as thick as other vendors' (if they offer it at all), as well as multiple visual barriers, all at no additional charge.
You will not find better stealth in this business.
Disputes
All packages will have tracking built in. As long as USPS has the package marked as “Delivered”, I will consider the package delivered, and expect escrow to be released. If you believe I would ship you an empty package, then you should find a different vendor. I'll never scam you, but I won't be scammed either. So if you are concerned, please don't order.
Any defective or underweight product will be replaced at Turtle Time's discretion. based on history,
Please consider these things carefully before ordering.
Before any negative feedback is left, I expect to be contacted. You can reach me at TurtleTime@RiseUp.net. If you are an established customer, I will give you access to 24/7 customer service over XMPP+OTR.
All Out-Of-Stock orders may be substituted for product of equal or greater value.
Turtle Time aims to have the best customer service on the Internet.
vendor feedback
no feedback