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has been a vendor for 3 months
was last seen: today
ships from: United Kingdom
ships to: Worldwide
*** Read ALL INFO before ordering or messaging ***
*** SERVICE UPDATE 13/01/14 ***
All orders placed over last weekend have earliest dispatch delayed until tomorrow (Tuesday). Due to the site being down for maintenance today, we were not able to process them in time for a Monday dispatch.
And please remember all orders require FE before we can dispatch them.
*** SERVICE UPDATE 08/01/14 ***
Another HUUUGE PRICE DROP on ALL OUR LSD! Hoffman 110ug, Dali 125ug, and Jesus 185ug! TOC liquid 100ug and TOC liquid 200ug! Take a look!
We've also added a new SUPER-SIZED 100 blotter listing of our Dali and Jesus print blotters for all you top-slingers out there!
We now require FE on all orders prior to shipment, until further notice. This is due to SR2's lack of Auto-Finalise function and Dispute Resolution processes.
Should the site and/or forums go down, you can contact us at:
>>> nelsonmuntzdirect@riseup.net <<<
Please could anyone that's bought anything from us write a quick review on our forum thread:
>>> http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=2088.0 <<<
Sales have been slow lately and we need people new to SR2 to be aware of our reputation and standards of service over the last 2 years. A quick description of your experience with Nelson Muntz on our thread goes a long way to benefitting everyone; us and other buyers.
Thanks!
Nels :)
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"HA HAA!"
Springfields most notorious badboy of established Silk Road and Sheep Market fame is here to bring you our signature top quality products, low prices, and renound stealth and packaging!
If you like our stuff and our service then write a forum review on our new thread:
http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=2088.0
Our terms have been revised to be a lot more conservative with refunds etc. We lost a fortune in the bust and cannot afford to do so again. If you order from us, you must trust us to send your package, and shoulder the majority of the risks of interception yourself. We hope you understand.
We send out every order. If you do not believe this then please do not order from us in the first place. We will not tolerate customers yelling "SCAM" if something does not arrive. This was a big annoyance on SR, and we're not prepared to put up with it this time around. Our patience is much reduced after what happened.
FINALISE ASAP!
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Ordering
- MDMA and Ketamine orders of 5g and 10g are limited to 1 per order. NO MULTIPLE QUANTITIES.
If you require more than 1 then you need to make several separate orders and pay postage on each. If you do not your order will be cancelled.
- Please make sure you encrypt your delivery address correctly if using PGP.
- Please make sure you include the COUNTRY in your delivery address if ordering from outside UK. Americans are particularly guilty of ignoring this!
- Please only submit delivery address in order details, not separately in PM.
- Please SELECT CORRECT POSTAGE. If you do not your order will be cancelled on the spot without explanation.
- NO PRIVNOTE. When submitting delivery address; either learn PGP or take your risk with clear text (not that we advise it).
FINALISE ASAP!
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Packaging
- Everything sent flat in a standard business envelope.
- All product vacuum and/or MBB sealed. The greater the value the greater the layers.
- Very discreet internal and external stealth.
- Multiple orders are staggered daily to reduce risk of interception.
FINALISE ASAP!
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Dispatch
- We send out everything Royal Mail 1st Class.
- We do not offer a signed-for or tracked service.
- All packages dispatched within 2 working days of the order being placed (Mon-Thurs).
- We do not work Fri-Sun.
- Orders placed on a Friday will be dispatched the following Monday.
- Please do not request a faster service as we cannot provide one.
All-Time Success Rates:
UK - 99.9%
EU - 98%
World - 98%
Aus & NZ - 97%
These figures include old SR stats.
FINALISE ASAP!
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Delivery Times
UK - 1-2 working days
EU - 3-5 working days
Worldwide (ex. Aus & NZ) - 6-14 working days
Aus & NZ - 7-21 working days
*** PRIORITY & DISCOUNTED SHIPPING for all overseas orders that FE! Please select the 'Priority, FE' shipping option for your region
Delivery times to Aus vary massively. Please be very patient Aussies. Once we have sent your package we have as little idea as you do how long it might take.
FINALISE ASAP!
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Terms & Conditions
- By placing an order with us you agree to all the following terms and conditions.
- Non-arrivals can be compensated with a one-time only refund of 5%, 10% or 20% (max) at our discretion, based on buyer stats and order details.
- We do not offer any refunds for buyers with <$400 spent.
- We do not offer any refunds outside of the SM resolution centre.
- We do not re-ship product.
- Buyers do not need to FE unless specifically requested.
- We do not offer bulk or custom listings.
- We do not combine shipping. Please choose from our listings and pay the postage required.
- We do not offer a tracked service.
- We reserve the right to cancel any order for any reason.
- We will not sell to anyone using offensive or threatening language.
- We will not offer any retrospective refunds from SR.
- Please only message us if the info you need is not displayed here.
...FINALISE ASAP!
vendor feedback
rating | feedback | item | freshness |
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5 of 5 | perfect | item | today |
5 of 5 | Quick, fast and smooth transaction. 100% Recommended | item | today |
5 of 5 | arrived quickly | item | today |
5 of 5 | You the guy, fast delivery! | item | today |
5 of 5 | Nelson!!!! Fast Delivery and some great LSD!!!! | item | today |
5 of 5 | Fast as always, been using this man on SR1, Been using his molly, hoffmans, always was GOOD, so iam sure this ones should be allrgiht, gonna test on weekend. Thanks nelson! | item | today |
5 of 5 | FE for trusted seller :) | item | today |
5 of 5 | Product arrived next day and looks very nice. | item | today |
5 of 5 | FE'd as requested, will update once received. | item | today |
5 of 5 | FE. Ordered before on SR1 and never had problems. | item | today |
5 of 5 | Great Service- fast shipping - good product - THX | item | today |
5 of 5 | Excellent Vendor and Product - very happy! | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Great seller & product | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Everything ok. Delivery fast. A+ | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | There was an issue with only receiving part of my order, but Nelson quickly resolved this issue and I am once again a very happy customer. Don't hesitate to order, best vendor on the Road. | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Amazingly high quality product delivered lightning fast with perfect stealth. Would overwhelmingly recommend this vendor for LSD. | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Ultra clean and very good LSD!!! Three tabs was enough for me to be in another dimension! I can always rely on Nelson Muntz for an exceptional product. | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | AMAZING stuff thanks | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Very quick delivery, item looks very good :) recommended | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | FE, I'll leave feedback on the forum | item | 1 day |