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Johnny Alpha

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has been a vendor for 2 months
was last seen: today
ships from: United Kingdom
ships to: United Kingdom


27/01/14 - OUT OF STOCK - BACK OPEN IN TIME FOR WEEKEND! Hopefully.....

~~~ Johnny Alpha - Quality Hash and Weed ~~~

~~~ UK Domestic Only ~~~

~~~ AAA Service - Alpha As Always ~~~

Welcome to my humble sellers page; please read through my shortened terms below, before ordering from my listings above; and please, always message me before leaving anything less than 5/5 feedback score, so I can try to put right any mistakes, thanks.

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These markets rely on trust to work properly, so here below is the service I'm offering, and what I expect from you in return:

SERVICE / My part of the bargain...

I sell good quality Hash and Weed, and a few other bits from time-to-time, and that's it; no other products to distract me from getting you your smoke.

I'm a long-time smoker and small-time-grower, selling my own Weed occasionally and reselling other Weed more regularly, as well as the good quality Hash ( coming back in stock soon). I'll never sell anybody anything I wouldn't smoke myself.

UK Domestic only - so no overseas orders to slow me down; I post at least once every weekday and always with Royal Mail, 1st class; unrecorded, discrete, letter-box-friendly stealth-post!

Order before 3pm for a good chance of next-day delivery.

Free P+P on all orders.

No FE.

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TERMS / Your part of the bargain.....

Step 1: Order using PGP or plain text; no Privnote or anything else sorry. Payment in BTC, through SR2's escrow system only.

Step 2: Patience: I do post every day, and most orders arrive in 1-2 days, but Royal Mail do misplace parcels/letters very occasionally. Please wait a week before giving up hope though, then message me and we'll work out what to do from there.

Step 3: Sample the Goods! :)

Step 4: Q: Are the Goods good? and service as described?
A:Yes - Move to step 5
A:No - Move to step 6

Step 5: Release escrow, leave a 5/5 rating for accurate service and accurate item description; leave opinions / reviews of product in the review panel for others to see. Sample more Goods..... :)

Step 6: Damn; very few people end up at Step 6.... Please message me before leaving anything less than a 5/5! This gives me chance to fix whatever problems you feel you have with your order, without damaging my feedback record, thanks.

Re-Opening Offer!

For the first 5 people to leave me a review on my forum thread, following a successful order; I offer them a 20% weight bonus on the next item they order from me.
Just use the address above, leave an honest review, then send me a message either here or on the forums and I'll get back to you, first 5 only though,
Thanks!
~~~ Johnny Alpha UK - Review Thread ~~~
http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=6962.msg102480#msg102480

For more detailed Terms and Info, please use the link I've left below; I'll also be using the same page for any future custom orders, unless my plans change:

http://silkroad6ownowfk.onion/items/alpha-full-terms-custom-orders-and-custom-feedback

PS: I'm tidying up my old listings over the next few days, (22/01/14) so most of my old feedback is likely to disappear from my profile I believe; I've backed up all my feedback reviews to my forum thread though, and it has been verified by DoctorClu, so if the post remains un-edited, it retains it's integrity. I'm mentioning this just in case it looks suspicious, especially after my first (unjustified) 4/5 score last week! lol

All the best,

J.A.

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vendor feedback

rating feedback item freshness
5 of 5 Nexy day, good stealth, the only one so far to wrap card around to stop the buds getting squashed, lovely bit. item today
5 of 5 Same great stuff as always. item today
5 of 5 Good stealth and fast dispatch product as described very nice thank you. item today
5 of 5 Good gear, quick delivery item today
5 of 5 Arrived next day, stealth was good and the weed was decent quality - you get what you pay for. Great vendor item 1 day
5 of 5 Quality bud, well cured and trimmed. Came next day many thanks item 2 days
5 of 5 very fast delivery, nice smoke will buy again...Thanks item 4 days
5 of 5 Next day delivery, good price and very nice smoke. Grinds up nice, dry and tasty. Great value. item 4 days
5 of 5 What a legend this man is. I ordered 3.5g of OG Kush, got 3.7g of OG Kush plus 3 more baggies of ~0.7g samples labelled M39, RK and GB. So essentially I got 6g of assorted varieties... amazing... best vendor on SR! item 4 days
5 of 5 Quality and arrived next day. item 4 days
5 of 5 product marked as shipped a couple hours after ordering and came next day, overweight and smells dank!! 5/5 item 4 days
5 of 5 Received next day. Looks good :) item 5 days
5 of 5 Awesome:Next day delivery,Packaging stealthy and professional, The Green is awesome. Going to buy some more right now great service will be using a lot more thanks Johnny! item 5 days
5 of 5 Excellent stealth, next day delivered, even got a little more than I'd ordered. Superb. item 5 days
5 of 5 TOP UK WEED SELLER great stealth and the dense buds are bone dry. 24h thanks johnny item 5 days
5 of 5 Arrived the very next day, nice smoke, A+ item 5 days
5 of 5 Wow. Less than 24 hours after ordering it has arrived! Quite impressed and great green. Will order from again. item 5 days
5 of 5 :) item 5 days
5 of 5 Top marks for next day delivery item 5 days
5 of 5 Nice stuff delivered next day, cheers! item 6 days
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